There's no way to escape tourism is the last time on eleven cannibalism started. That bank has told me that he would be entirely fine with using recycled condoms. I do not say that he would be fine with no. I do not say that we were talking about recycling and I said it's important to recycle all plastics because at some point they just end up in the ocean and then said, always that you want to recycle condoms, and you want to wear use condoms, and I said no- and I want to do that. If you want to try to say the fish we were talking about, this story true about I'm someone visible get intimates, but the idea of taking

use condoms, and just for wash em out when there is no man. What did it like this? Like the lagoon Lee Roy Jenkins Wilhelm com and react in a circulation, Welcome Louisbourg possible wept over one. I am Ben hanging out with Henry Markers parks, we'll be back does next week, but yes, okay, so vietnamese place, I will first say number one. Thank you guys for the wonderful well wish nor we sent towards Marcus's family. They are currently out of the woods so but they I just want you to know it around the richly she's. Really. appreciate it and it's gonna be back next week where we work. We resume our normal schedule. Programming. Thank you all, what you are, you are all supersede people and we love you with all of our hearts. Three hundred and twenty four thousand use. Condoms have been worse an resold. This was in

Ma am we're gonna get to some listener paused to hearing a second again. Thank you all so much for a region out and sending us your great stories, but we figured this is really the biggest story of the weak Vietnamese. Please have confiscated three hundred and sixty kilograms worth. Use, condoms which I don't know much about measurements, but I think it's a lot, a kind of think about the smell of this apartment building, usually the way they treated them was like. There's a photo here of just a man with Armenia say not enough gear. On his wearing gloves and he's gonna mask on. I me mask the tiny met people grumpily put on to walk into a home. Depot should adhere seriously out for him when you are handling just bags in bags and bags of use, condoms than have believed dried and then put up for sale you, whether you would rather have them like wet,

in resold. No, I can't have no line with my problem with this is not the recycling of condoms gave that they're using the condoms again as condo is the problem. What about a house? What about a hat for a mouse users? Somebody on what about what about? If you owe you booty for dogs dog booty? you know what you guys. I am wintertime and there's a lot of salt on the street. You see these buddhist ass, theirs, I am saying we got on polluting the ocean. You just got done given it to one Oh, I love what you want and I've been together for a while now reaches got done and wanders, like shocker did play we'll your like. No, no, I would Marcel you those bonds, humility and then you go out in the back yard with little housing, and I really Alderson was so it, but you just spread out with a hose

of temporary workers, a lot of salt, the ground, it's gonna snow, in LOS Angeles, because the climate change is simply out of control. I could go for a little snow. Every now and again honesty. It is nice to have a change in temperature solved. The problem here is that they were reselling. The condoms, condoms, yes and not telling people may be they or you, but I would say the Tell tale sign that they are used is when they are shaped like the head of a dick because normally, when we infer see economy its lad, it doesn't look like why the ghost action figure well, the government said condoms are classified as medical items. Didn't know that a very interesting issues where we will take a look at the several laws that the owner, broken. So even the police or not sure what laws are being broken, but they assume some are just because they ve never heard of reduce reuse risks

This is the point again. The recycling is not much captain planet as a kid. I all we reference Captain Planet like two times a month. I actually like that children That's just me why awaiting you like it, I want a villain, you that not a superhero, if you have to have six kids put rings together to someone. You know, that's cool it that that's kind of more of anatomy thing I like it's like power, injures the idea of like one really. What if one loses the ring and by this is that a group together are stronger, yeah. I know what the symbolism is, but I thought was actually propaganda in many ways, and this is a u starting. This is while you started an eight year old, libertarian no lesser coming together was propagate, but at the same time I think with the condoms think about your toe. You stop it, but look on them on their use Do so many things, it's just What you have to do is break your brain out of a tube of plastic.

Tube of rubber. What you're funny he didn't see my face where and what you're thinking it's o could only audience literally in the arms of logic. It can only be used. It cannot allow you to go on my dog, but in reality, what Can you use a with maybe you're, taken dog to the park? It use new ring pavilion, login there with seamen or The question you that's the problem here and Europe and sometimes gets washed out, like anything else enery I m so beside myself. For me- were simple reaction to this. It is because the problem is not in the recycling. The problem is in the. This is what I personally and the branded it's just. You can resell them as a kind of what I'm saying caught him up, make a little make a final tie out of it. I am more fight with you,

I'm a final year, what how do you get a ring up when you get a Luba wait? Maybe you ve been happy? Maybe it was. We are still you dont get divorced deal. Do you don't do that? No, maybe you take the condom, you will underneath the ring and then you wind up and then you, the rain, comes off. You know those tricks you, yes, I am, and into the light, socket take the little ball that broke. I love kisses. Life. Hacks really teaches everybody about heavy the way you were raised, but apparently the big thing with the big picture. says here are what a farm teen tone milk sets. That's the name, I'm sorry, I don't know how to. I don't know how to pronounce a name. She do authorities that she received the monthly delivery from an unknown person. Ok, well, don't do that. This is all wrong. Ok and then the a process that she did was the boiling driving and then she had a reshape it with a wooden tool. I saw the wooden tool. It is a bit like its ongoing pin kind of like a dick.

It's very large. Yes, that's the problem, that's what I'm saying is the manipulation in the light of the consumer that this not a use condoms ideal. If you buy a lemon, you think about the car. It's up to. You have to tell the person. Is this carbon in an accident, it is really getting your trust so that coffee element it, but if they put, used condom for sale and it's also like well consumer could at consumer away here. Talking about no regulation is when you talk to me. You turn it on our ability to monitor this allows a fair system so that the consumer decides. Let the consumer know what their buying a you know what in a winner, somehow I've been brought. Although we back around two vaguely agreeing with thank you, you know what I was also thinking in my mind. The other day when pebbles we when someone says hey, when someone gives you lemons, you should make lemon age or, in my mind, is you should say, lemons, that's free collateral, recapture that you just got yeah. Of course, everyone there,

that great lemon shortage that we're going through now also in order to make the aid is not just about the lemon juice younger age, water in there's. A lot of other things involve. You can't just have a pilot lemons and make lemonade, and that's that why the whole term makes me upset by the way we did get a bit response, when it comes to the plums that Henry received from his Goober Eads driver, this woman gave him a bunch of plums. Some dams were upset with our reaction to the plum sane. Isn't this the world we want to live and where people give I have said everyone's really nice. I live yes, I love people. I don't like cursed plums, it's just a strange thing to do. Taking strange fruit Not even stranger infringes fruit from a stranger you it was in about the fruit is about how the fruit was given to me, with its sense of desperation in a sense of haunted nests like she was a ghost woman yeah that was the brow was the problem. It's not that it's not her. Extending a hand of love in the visa. The plum it was just

and a week. It was the way it was. The way was given to me as if I was fighting her on the plums to begin with. Why showed up like when I put in What's in the seamless delivery, hey, no plums, please no plums pleased and she showed up in China showed it with a bunch of plum sing. That's the reason why I'm trying deny human connection, because that's which weird to me that is, weird. So that was the only thing. What the plum also there's an update on the Budweiser House. What happened to the euro? The weak bud can to create a place as a condo non rental apartment in lake worth a suburb to the south of of South West Palm Beach, as eddies Eddie Larsen spoke and which is about sixty five miles up in Florida. Spin. The local news. The place. The house of Budweiser, the Cannes you'd been decorations were actually sixteen years worth of the previous owners. Empties, you is navy. Veteran of the cuban missile crisis salute he's dead.

best way earlier this year, which is why the Congo's up for sale in the bud Budweiser came out and said that they would offer free, but to the new owner as long as they don't redecorate might We have to buy this. How I think that you have to and in the end you'll make money when you get bud light, though or it'll just bode well, that's a great up did Henry you so much for sharing that with our audience. Of course, if you miss that listen to side stories for the full tale of the budget your house. Well, before we get to listener pasta, we do have one more quick news: here I just like a story. I take us all the way to a beautiful, sunny, New Jersey, Josie, New Jersey. I love this story. This is just right. This is, I love it. When he becomes real. Do you sometimes in New Jersey therapists, asked patient to help her find a hit man and tat her ex this incredible it's the plot from the sopranos really is. This comes from ten boss, news, NBC Boston, a mental health.

counselor Insult Jersey admitted to seeking a hitman to attack her ex boyfriend, federal agent stepped in before any violence was carried out. I always I think this is gonna greatly impact her ability to help the patient. Obviously she knows this person has homicidal tendencies she's, trying to flip it and river seven use this person as a weapon of around doesn't seem like she's, been a very good therapists though, and she's definitely not been a very good. Finances year of a hitman, because it's never never hit man. We know who is someone undercover? We know this, but I will say doing what we are self in, removing one right. You gotta, do it yourself in regard to Turkish. I love him to death. My therapist is great, but their pistol times are also crazy people just Gus, yes, and they have weird way whose- and this is one of she believed this therapists believed that the patient had tie the organised crime? I wonder why

I don't know what you're talking about a guy in a track suit shown up every day. We hang it up in like these things. I talk about. Nice things that our little cloud, oh you mean, while the silly things it's mob, stop and meanwhile he's trying did not say he was molested. Yes, she needs to get to the bottom of why this person acts angry different ways: the shadows online, it's gonna, think rats and the whole time she's, like I bet you he can calculate Meanwhile, all just like Sometimes one Ogilvy book me borrowing the shed in these data, wouldn't boy gang could find the apples with barely this person wasn't really connected with any sort of television that he was just too, a new from Jersey, so the criminal combating complaints says the patient after he was solicited. You killed this woman's acts contacted the

be sought. Asylum like us, have a proper criminal act and time with metabolism Lamby I'll, never called you move was, is incredible one by MRS One call it. I just want. Even my parents ass a man a little forward thinking of our own personal relations, that's so. The criminal complaint quote Sylvia, who then with an agent airports the hit man it did just does work, is all having too much one. There's only happen because the guy has now the guy gets to play FBI informant, which is almost. I think that the only fund or thing and mafia hit man is acts. Hit man working with the FBI armed in witness protection right, the hush six. Now I love that storyline itself and to do so now he gets to be an informant. He still got the

name track suit on you. Just change colors, because to me, when I mafia man, I'm wearing red track suit right when I you're shift to inform it, and we're in blue OK I can see the difference there. I can see the change in your personality and of sleep in your sweat pants. The criminal complaint Sylvia, asking the agent not to kill her. boyfriend, but just to hunt you otherwise and break his arm. He assurance in Europe will not want somebody sent him a message. I can't you just I mean You should actually really does the pre. I need to be called its you're. Just like you Punch my ex boyfriend of the base every woman would arrest. This is why I am saying everybody jumped into roleplaying, because what have we learned from millions? They also love Action needs to be their board there. This is an easy one right, it's not too cyphering, the various echoes

Crimes of the president is not doing all these other boring ship. It spoken boots on the ground. Super simple you as an FBI agent, to pretend to be a hit man. I guess zealous fondly his reaction. Sylvia asked him out. The whole thing is: is that ok? Ok, I don't want you to kill quick, but you smoke, you just send them a message that I dont need him. I can other people. I know we know you together. Animal, not even I am your honour him, like other people's puck pictures on Facebook, it doesn't seem like the F b I needed to be called. It seems like an empty the producer for life. Axis gone crazy needs to be called it's more of a reality. Television show plot, then H, Crime story, but ok with the agent then doubles up. Right? Could she says In her words, he needs pretty little face basting with it? That is what I will say. It just said this is out of pocket. He yes added or it said in all we can do. Is we can scar on with

react jewish witches you're up while she just I see this The problem with FBI stings same thing with rich, read the shoe bomber. Yes, he was a bad person, who obviously was able to be led down a path that could not could led to master was radicalized, but they also, they gave him the shoes. They gave him the little wicks they gave in the light of day we're like everything to James Bond. They just gave him all of the stop really then Sylvia after being or whatever we scar with better. Yes, it she says about. We break, went on in just Messapus space, but not with acid that makes him like not so cute something. So we can do shops, so we can work out. Apparently this guy was a real beefsteak because not really what got her upset? He issue to leave him disfigured, so we couldn't who got the job of age and the export ended up with them. Duff on me that he was gonna report meet the licensing board, which means I have

no job, so this was a norwegian on his part. I think the F b I might. to flip, go what's happening? I think Sylvia might have an actual complaint near this guy Susan strong arm inner, probably why she needs an arm broke, and she was the one who called the hit man and so on. Halloween Sylvia met up with the age and paying him four thousand dollars. She was a fake, hey, listen guys again, they are never hit man, but even if there are mostly close to a head man you're, not looking for anything less than twenty five jeez, I mean, of course, twenty five jeez to me is the limit of our global somebody to kill somebody else s for killing we're just talking about well with a battery acid. That's a big deal, you bring great you did you break the guy's arm for grand? He can't do pushups more them is a little bit more than my question is: don't you just don't you have an overly aggressive blood brother in LAW in Ireland

There are always every family has one shady brother in law that you can call. It can only do this if whose who's been waiting for this call, we'll go to his time too. Shy unleash Roy, as is the time to get Roy mean like Roy you. I know you love old cars and I know you love your Rogan. Will you go and be up acts use your powers for good, like planted, so He asked she had a prepaid phone and this is cute cheated What to do with this prepaid phone? so she was like what should I do with it? What should I do? Oh, my god, this is like my fuckin mother. I really had I go into the ocean city. Bridging just throw away off. Is that good enough Sylvie well be sentenced January. Twenty seventh, two thousand, and twenty one the maxim, the maximum penalties you phases five year in prison hundred and twenty five thousand, and that's just in I will say honestly. This is the first off I will give

number one shout out, math survey. from the Serbs, Sopranos endure innovates go to Hell, was gone on so veto, looking good, it's a business shadow to you. This is help and your your life go forward. I know your memory, the sopranos memory go forward and elsewhere give a shoutout to Craig Rowan of your pretty face bone. I shot a reality. The MEL fees, selfie There were no myself, he took a seat, he took a t started them, p selfie now, what's Althesa, where he got a selfie with Doktor Murphy from Sopranos Craig Rowan, you thank you again for moving the needle culture again and then, just before we get to our first listener Boston. Just a brief story here. Talking about New York City, the empty I this is from September, twenty. Second to that Twenty is several days ago empty a board. They have officially band pooping in subways.

Buses. I didn't know who is legal? The fifteen years that I live there, I'm upset that I didn't taken image of this up, and you would have liked you to chat, and then the police office what a calm and you'd be like. Here's. The book of laws of New York State, Sir doesn't say I can't not do it will do so you circle words as its illegal officer. Of course they beat the hell. Are you and arrest you anyway, and you have no power and all complaints of sir old, subway, train surged in two thousand and eighteen, the age. It says that at the time that they that the increasing reports of this in subway cars was a result of more vigilant riders not worsening conditions, so they literally have all over the subways in New York City. did, say something, and then people saw something that other than right near. Just imagine a well I'll. Tell you what I'm so glad that they jumped on this issue instead of all of the other,

very intense issues facing the police right now. I'm glad there finally have some justice in this world. If you oh and you take the subways in New York, all of them just made a cool, although they did they just made, should not the subway school all. The brown our work, although it all really, as everyone really is, they put it and they are you d literally mixed their shit in with water. ray bottle. This is real, that's when they use it tubes paid because they have all the paint resistant shit inside of the subway, so they paint with their own shit and so no one's fighting it. I don't mean to say you probably fighting I'm going to ask you. to shed on the subway. Now I think you should now go after him make a more Maybe now I dont think that they will be cleaning that up at. I think at some point it's just going to is just going to lead to a lot of people who are really upset and we doing need that anymore and twenty twenty

I think people are upset enough in when you know what I did. I wish we wonder if one positive thing can come from this year: no poop, Developments on the subway they ve just made it punk just made it. They just made a statement to make also unfair At least they are now asking for more shit and you're gonna get it will. Words, you are first listener. Paused again, take you all so much for submitting. If you want to. more listener. Paused, as this is sort of an inch Two epoch this week. Go to side stories, Lp Hotel, Gmail, Dotcom. We we're doing another listener, pasta episode as well for Halloween anyway. So yes, of course, you can always submit your stories and thanks to everyone who submitted their stories for this episode, Yellow get spooky that's not spooky. Oh no! No! I mixed spooky horny all the time, but I know so. Do I think a lot of our listeners sporty.

sport. I think we do both putting a lot of our audiences very spooky and warning. I agree with that. So this is called boss time when I was but fifteen or sixteen. My best friends, older sister, was visiting colleges or on the east coast that the United States, naturally my best friend and I tagged along for a spring break road trip from Richmond Virginia to knowledge. stop in both Tennessee and Alabama, along the way who they had all of the barbecue you out really excited if you watch the new barbecue competition show on Netflix, learn that there is only there is many accents and all of America. It is only one barbecue acts, and I agree with that. You all hidden when one would among you gonna get born non buzzy on the exact details, but I'm fairly certain that we pulled off into around Stop somewhere around Middle Tennessee, I had two desperate, oh yeah. I kind of road trip

hey where the driver ass. If you can hold it needs new can't. But you say yes because its clear you have no choice. Well, I mean you can also pull over here in the middle of Tennessee, not exactly a lot of people around us that hustling and bustling just pull over and take a picture, real, quick. Let them be Virgo and got out of the car ten, the rest stop to relieve themselves. It was one of those weird rest stops where there were two women's restrooms one on the left of the building and one on the right. I went into the one on the right with my best friend and ran into a stall I can vividly remember looking into the handicaps all next to me and seeing wheelchair wheels and being dumbfounded, because I never actually seen a handicap person in a handicap stall.

which, to be honest, is really funny as that I've also never seen it, and then I sometimes will use the handicap stall just cause. It's gonna have extra knees yeah, but I know that if I do end up seeing someone who really needs the handicaps, daughter vintage, a gradual abandonment, but what I'll do as a crawl out army style and who saw murdered my job as well as the only rational way to do that anyway, I look back at the back of the stall door. You finish using the bathroom she and I walk out. I left the stall and I call my friend's name but heard no response. around kind of weird out, because I'd only see been in the bathroom for maybe two or three minutes. I looked under the He kept stolen. It was empty, which was also very unsettling, because I have No doubt in my mind I would have noticed, or at least heard some one in a wheelchair leaving the restaurant or nor does

this early, true or whether we like it was a nineteen eighteen. Thirty years only ever the rascal gives. In days I wash my hands and walked outside thinking. I'd see someone I was travelling with waiting outside that was before I foams my beloved algae and be three in the car. Before I went to the rest, stop I walked outside they didn't see anyone, one I'd see when I walked it I mean no one. I like that. You know, I think, need to have a no phone in the bathroom policy? You ever see those Were they swap the phone modest in the human toilet. I think we gotta go use your own ship molecules and want to survive in this world possible. I walked outside and I didn't see anything I'd seen when I walked in, I mean no one but the people having their launch on a picnic table or the couple taking the smoke break

said, the vending machines site only too willing for three minutes, or so I mean did Jersey, do in those middle tendency has fearful whirl lighten up like loves. I miss smokin. Sometimes I walked past somebody spoken today and I am not for the first time in fact, an ear you can still by a back. I know I was starting to freak, but I walked back to where the car was parked in it. Wasn't there I just about. I had no phone, no money for a pay phone and I wasn't about ask a stranger. I sat on the concrete steps, hoping if they'd somehow forgotten me they realize in turn around soon and that's what I hear my best run call my name and I looked to see her running up the path toward me. I was pissed had been played. Some sort of shitty rank,

move the car and head for me, but the anger CERN turn back to panic. When I realized my friend was actually extremely concerned what the fuck took you so long. She asked I didn't know how to respond. I told her I'd been in there for four minutes tops and to cut the shit. She just looked back at me on them they told me they ve been waiting for a minimum of thirty minutes. They had moved the cards were more central location to wait for me, so they could see me exit the bathroom. They never saw me exit. I get chills just thinking I know it's not a huge chunk of time lost but I know I was in the bathroom enough to pay no more, no less. I cannot account for thirty minutes. My friends say I was gone. Could be a mystery poop situation and sometimes, when you're in the midst of just a wonderful evacuation, bowel. evaluation. You do lose time.

I do, and maybe she just doesn't want to admit you're friends that indeed it was not appeal was in fact a pope, sometimes Yes, what did your ribbon, but I like spreading a long time in the bath roads. The it's so much, I feel at home in the little things are truly remote, remotely private especial quarantined you're not allowed to be filmed in their get the cameras out the only safe place to be in this country. Unless you put the camera and then you get dwelt, a man she ate and shit shit good. Lord, that's, very bad! All right! This story comes from faith, travel bay. Think you so much. It's called the thank you know you ve gotten better reading to in the past. From the past till now, I've read this. I've already said so something is hunting me, that's something this hunting or so. This is the slink by faith, travel, something this hunt in me this present. Since I was a kid horror stories were always my first love, so I thought I had made up to scare myself and hopeful that, but I

couldn't get this out of my mind if followed me into adulthood, seems like she had some kind of haunting again. This is called the slink I gather or even though I knew exactly what it looked like. She never saw the slang before the feeling a gave off too everything I needed to know. ever had a name but that I am right in this. It seems like? I should call it something. So here goes. It is this link I settled then this name, because that's the closest thing to the way it feels like you was in around corners and underneath beds. It moved slowly and silently with purpose. It's like you know, I have a certain each of looks at my mind, I hate to even think about it, but You help me if I see this all the way through this link has along a massive emaciated. Wolf's body will continue this does it look like a like go. please dogs were thus called again why the police

a police dog they're, the ones that are police dogs. What do you mean they always had? A child is always dog. Has many different types of german shepherds jurors shepherd This link is along amassing emasculated Wolf's body, its ribs, dick out at odd angles and shift does creeps along almost touching the ground. Its entire body, is covered in mangy black blue for today Laura their new. I got take a look at my shirts on Anti circus. Absolutely if the color of a fresh bruise seems like this, just a dog who needs to be fed. The sleep space is a mockery of wolves. Ed exposed bone shows between badges of sickly per the eyes, are hollow, sockets, deepen hungry. It has a rabbits hind legs and La Longue baggy that could propellant forward at a moment's notice or let pat along silently as its stocks its bright, I mean It doesn't seem that bad, it adjusts the skinny dog. It really is, but no wars born

this link or its front. Legs are also Why do we call them legs and not arms? You know I could ask her dad. About that, because you know why dogs never work bracelets up up up up up up up up but the worst part of this link was its front legs. The gene are all wrong we're the pause, be there are human hair. All right now is weird its markets, were times when I'd completely forget this link or convince myself that it was just part of my over active imagination it. Never let me For long, though, I can only feel it when it comes back. It had never come close or try to touch me, but that changed last night. where's, my Jerry It got close. Well, give it a guess,

maybe even old trade be so mad. Gordon to the author year, she says I woke up in the dark the full bladder that would lemming. We could of course, say at the best. Ok, so I woke up in the dark with a full bladder that wouldn't let me fallback asleep and that's always a tough battle when you know what he's gonna be but it always takes you a second Maria like five. I, you know what I hate it when I have a dream, we're in passing and of centre realise I'm about to pass in reality up since I feel the same way when I'm really thirsty darling your measuring about your past. Now, when I'm thirsty my dream, when you're, like a click on your knees and open hole in your waiting for all the best, they can tell us anything around my wake up me like I can sum apple juice, anyway, you woke up. She got a ball bladder anyway, so, She says my bathroom is just across the hall and never turn on the lights. When I make a trip like death after I had finished and was heading back to my room. I felt something brush against my leg. I assume

it was my dog. Ok, she does have a dog soil. load my step to let it pass into the bedroom I wasn't about, get trip by that little fucker, that's a little route that said about our own dog. a realization hit me when I settled back into bed. It couldn't have been my dog because I create here At night I did to wonder what slipped by me. I knew exactly what it was. That's when I heard a soft sound at the foot of the bed, like, someone sliding their hands up, my comforter frozen in fear. I couldn't make myself what Away from the hands blacker than the darkness itself and the get ears raising over the beds edge. Did it lifted its head I looked into its eyes her first time this sockets and follow it all. There blue eye shine the reflected back of aid from the abyss of its skull cool. At that point, I guess my brain gave out, even though I was terrified, I must have fallen back east. Because the next thing I knew it was late afternoon

I was ready to write the whole thing off as a really give a nightmare until I saw the dirty and prince Over my covers and the long greasy smear in between them from the slink dragging its by across the bed betrayal end near the top of the comforter right beside my head needless to say, I grab my dog and I note the fuck out of there now, a barons out its own dark, but I need Let the other people know what stock. In me, I have no idea what it wants or why it shows me all I know, is I've got that old, familiar feeling again and see the shadows. Moving in my peripheral vision, I know I'm not alone, and I never will be. this the swearing, this does sound like you, don't just go with it truly descent. the day to day of you and Movement Numa Little Guy up and he's like little blue hindered eyes and you're just like, but precisely because here we go

Father will Jerry. Jerry is waken up all hours of the night. He starts bargain out the window. I've gotta get em, but you gotta cuddle the dog. Then he comes ending the likes to borough. He likes to Berlin lending a nice. When he's a barometer that she's Were you so much faith that was indeed a scary story and just lean into it. Let me say that I think is the human hands that make a kind of awkward e f course honestly if you could drain it. just have run the house, but that would be great. That would be great Somebody else do in dishes right now mean Natalie, sick, that when the Danish, all my god, I don't like to do the dishes a different kind. Ghost is what this is called. Ok, when I was growing up, I lived in a small house in a big city with my younger brother and my mother. The first time this happened to me was around

ten years old, I woke up in the middle of the night very suddenly feeling ass. If something had snapped me awake almost jointly, I sat up and looked around the room. My I settled on my mother. She was beside my bed. Bento I am picking up some clothes. I had left on the floor. I've seen this video beforehand. I get stuck into drier. Ok, I'm sorry mom, I whispered. I grab those in the morning. She seemed to halt and place then stood up slowly. stomach turned. As I realized something wasn't wide right, I remember an icy chill coming over me and I felt completely frozen with fear once a bright. She looked at me, a few seconds before she and the clothes he was holding faded awaken. I stayed stock still for a solid fifteen minutes, absolutely terrified

trying to make sense of what just happened. I felt as if I had seen a ghost, but it was we clearly, my mother, fine We I laid back down, covered myself completely, blankets and laid shaking until I finally fell back asleep much later, ok, nice over the next year. This happened a couple more time. as always, in the middle of the night, the very few people I have spoken to about this said I was dreaming, but I know that this was not the case. In fact, the second time it happened, I've gotten out of bed completely to go to the bathroom. When I saw my mother still on the couch bathroom today, bathroom the bathrooms an intimate place. It is, I walked toward the living room to talk to her, but she faded away ass. Soon, ass, I entered the room the third time she was peering into my room from the doorway. I thought she was just checking on me, but then, yet again she just disappeared. Oh my, I admit

I did dealt myself thinking. I was maybe a little knots or just freaking myself out I found out. I wasn't alone at breakfast one day, my little brother, whose about eight or nine tell him turned to me and said: Kate Win. What are you going to the big porch last week? Oh, my goodness, what a little brother that is, I asked him what he was talking about, having definitely not gone outside in the middle of the night and no I have never once sleep walked, which is something I have been asked by any one. I have shared this with ok, we'll I woke up. Noise and you walk into the kitchen tv, big dough, but the girl didn't open and when I go on, you weren't there anymore. Oh my goodness. Brother. We do we nay, oh shut up to say I had goosebumps would be an understate going forward. I asked him to, let me know,

He saw anything like this again. Lo and behold, both he and I had more experiences and to come. He always saw me I always saw my mom when I my mom about it and if she had ever seen anything like what we had shook pretty freaked out said know whether this was her trying to not scare me by saying yes or just her being freaked out by her weird kid, I'm not certain but she does maintain that she stated that she didn't have any of these experiences. To this day. Now, as I got older, the experiences stopped, they became a strange memory over the years, actually. I became a mother myself, adopting a beautiful you're old girl and moving into a house of our own one night when she was six. I woke up to her scream. For me, I re various Graham Maybe

As my grenades some attention not easy to be a mother I raised into her room and found her sitting up in bed with Terry Eyes. Mom where'd you go. You were just any here, but you didn't say anything and then you were gone. This I had goosebumps once again would be a thief. king understatement? that's right, very good. Thank you for that creepy tale of motherhood. This is why I repeat, no matter of their used or not get those condoms and where I get because gold kids do see goes yes, they really do all day long as they see ghosts and invite people into your own. Yes, they really do see, go sizes egos all the time. It's true it's some experiences growing. You have never once told us this ever before. Yes,

see many, a ghost. Isn't it interesting, because now your eyes are so thick tat we were able to I think you never see a good. I now I mean you believe that you dont like leaving goes Europe. we believe in those there is a on there's something in my new house that this, well it's a rental, so don't be like oh needs, a rental, don't watch the new movie, the rental Itzhak, so there it but yes is a child I do think are obviously are more susceptible as a kid. I think to see in the paranormal and things like that, but there is a need. On the door, then I cannot explain that he's dead is kind of Ricky, but I will say my house- and I heard it when I was right by the door. It was like to introduce and then but Government or known resides had the multiple time you open the door. Give course yeah. I adore you, let it in

that's what you said about african carpet salesmen. No, that's the problem is that most demons need your permission. I just want to hear about, or EU environmental work and Carpet United AIR Chase. You need a ring later someone. You look out the window. If you see that kind of shit, because now what you just did, you said you invited a vampire interior out well get to clean please God. No I mean I could definite. Figures could be demands and there could be are you not the gets clear enough the honest, your house is from your last house, it's better. Yes, is better! this story is called, the S man and its by ass. I wonder who this is about. I don't know what it could be when I was younger I was like most kids ire, hopes and dreams and, of course, nightmares. So it goes saying that my parents dismissed my complaints about the tall man in the shadows. It's always the tall man by the way, but again short people short? Men are

cause of most worthwhile of tall man. It just one night, I woke up this person woke up when it was dark out in all the lights in the house were off. It was only for split second than I thought one was in the room. back to sleep unsure. If this, my own choice or something making me who says so something's making them go to sleep. I honestly love that I ILO Jackie, takes like Jackie smokes. oh and she traddles, and then she takes it. L tone and no one's going out to get people go to spit on male toning makes me old jacked up. I don't I don't take it. I don't take it heard. It's really good, for you know it's really great for sleep bourbon upper right to sleep it wasn't a dollar We don't know this person's old enough to drink bourbon, so anybody's old enough. Well, it wasn't until a few nights later that I realized why I awoke in and again, but time. I was more awake. Yes, I still like someone was watching me, but it was an odour. Their woke me

stinging, almost vinegary smell in my nostrils, as muslim urine resided and I drifted back to sleep. Only a few moments later as I do, though I swear. I saw a movement in the corner of my room. That's very scary! Yes, the third Night is when I actually saw him, in pattern. Waking up stinging smell and there he was standing in the corner, a tall. Seemingly made of shadows. He wore a wide brimmed hat. His head was to almost like a gondolier, almost like a gondolier, your wide brimmed hat and his head was tilted covering the top half of his bed. All I could make out was a wide crooked smile would even crookeder teeth more crooked teeth.

It's very scared of the EU because the finger do his lips and just me with a long drawn out. I don't know when or how I got to sleep at night, but the next only when I woke up. The smell was still there lingering in my room, my clothes and even on my breath, but what complained about it. No one, including my friends and parents, said they smelled anything, but it was there. My dad kept laugh in that the smell was me being afraid of my own farts I didn't find it funny and no method. Dives idolater, my mom There was no man, the shadow was just that a shadow, the smell last Few weeks it was no longer just been agreed, but now it was fishy as well. I smelled at every waking, our all the while I was sleeping through every night, honour, uninterrupted that is until last night.

I woke again to find myself in a room at night. Only this time I was looking at a man in the corner. I was the corner of my room. When I was looking at myself, huge Vulcan Blair Witch do a look of, or on my face, looked back at me as if control or by some other force. I brought my finger up to my lips and I shushed myself is practised obviously voted, I don't know happen to my body was dead, did it still live with another conscious version of me living life, or was it now and did buy something more sinister personally I think the latter to be the worst of the three I now reside, we're all the children go when he has chosen them. I am the tall figure watching others at night. Well, they sleep. I am foul odor left behind when the sun rises. I am.

this congeal comes this congeal you mad. I realized is good so that consumers can Julie man it overtakes. People's biodiversity name? Isn't that interest I mean I, like. The people are adding to the law, but I will say no our times in my heart of hearts. I'm not scared of the S. Man, I'm actually Here too, I am because I know that the thing that I made up should away in a way. I guess in all, was suddenly organised, and I mean genuinely believe in Nigeria, where I sit there cause. I have to brush my teeth in the different bathroom We boring boring cow stuff yeah. What now- He just doesn't want to see you do any hygienic they, no, no, no, no! No! Actually now, which is our lit whereby shifting shit. Now, sir, green, going to divorce they! No! No! No! No! No! She still loves me. She still needs my body. Ok. I sometimes gets here

Amy, sitting alone, just being like am I making this congealing man making him real, sometimes puffin, my boy puff man. Sometimes you will look in the corner. Nothing will be there. he will just do little box, but me now pop and never Barnes, and I just wanna come up and then he's just like. I will kill you, but he's really kind of Ricky? I I admit it argues kind of scary when you're alone, especially if you do happen, just scary movie, which I I get older. I have a more Our time doing alone. Scared. I liked him he's got scared you not to think about last night when he does the same shit, and I was just like in my head. Just imagine a scenario where we are constantly just, back to be murdered by a fucking like MIKE Mike style wire heaving psychopath, like outside of her home, but that psychopath just happens to be incurred.

to be scared of small dogs. Oh so, every time you arise, if I couldn't give his eternal punishment New GCSE when he got up- and he just feeds in the background- Leave a man, small dogs, though the best security dogs in the history of dogs with oil. They are loud. when I knew nothing, would also make me sadder than having Wendy just having her spine crushed by someone trying to kill or family, oh that would be sad, hey, castle, vote right now. Do you go gross or do you want to go ghost grows? a ghost! Oh my god. of man. That's actually really talk. Ok, grocer ghost! I got you only got the I'm trying to channel the audience we have just heard. done some ghost. Let's go grouse, let's go. Let's go Graziani! Try this story! Yawl! Let us read: he doesn't ring in gross Argos. Maybe we'll play effort, listener, pasta swimming for officially, following my father

Uncle raised and cards availed Georgia. Their backyard is connected to a fifty following a plot of land separated only by a short barbed wire fence. We all saw laws the honor. Burial remains of the Tower indian man. I don't know if I'm saying that correctly, I dont know I hope you are, but I'm doing my barbecue exceed all locked up I'll make sure we get that brisket needs to have a flop to it and you wanna almost did our work the rib db bitten off easily, but that no one is loud enough. The mon you I, as I have mentioned on the show previously Trinity pork, but I'm realizing barbecues, mostly pork, can't let go a barbecue, the fuck with us. I don't give a shit. I have a whole bunch of baby back ribs sinning. Frazier. Now than when I can't I'm going to put him in the least them very soon I been Thinkin Barbie,

Well, we can't even get a smoker, I'm the only one who eat smoke meets now, so many good. The smoker Onondaga make whole record just for myself and I'm just then that's how I die. John candies death, all forty three or your fingers crossed absolutely mile still lives there, and times here we who had come up to visit much fun. those childhood home. When about nine or ten years or more friends and I start building up the courage to venture over the Bob why it exploded the ear of field we would prevent and we were ancient hunters chasing the groups. Harold at me and the property. The air was always stale and each time got to close to the tree along the unknown. And feeling of being watched made the hair my next day and only cool it was common from the slow grazing cows butts Iraq.

some way out. Just beyond the heard one not we were hidden in for dinner. I felt the same primitive static of being stopped by an unknown observer before jumping over the fence. I turn back. Caught a glimpse of a dark here: S, a four legged shaggy frame, the tree lie before dartin back behind one of the burial Mount later that not. I asked my uncle of here my father, I have noticed a shaggy doll burn round and profit shipping dog the store. He told me how to be four years ago. You stay away from the big ones who say they have Romans room and saw for work

for about half the terrified that he actually knew. What I was talking about. He linen and explain when you're bad- and I were key- we saw doubt that at first seem to avoid us. But day he body it would allow us to get closer and closer. Finally, we managed to do within the whole distance. Its ass were more but keep raising and lower the tea, almost not invite Noster complex. Oh now, step. Four. I could hear low guttural, sir, come from inside a mix between a thick cow. A painful ma. but I think he's heard of liquor Since then, we have exactly redneck orgasm, their muscle. Looking back at your dad, who said already had taken a few steps back, that's when unnoticed.

A long seem ran. Crookedly from the dog was Joe to the underside of his bill, of back to show Yoda caused peril. but I want I saw next at the top of the sea. began. Move separates, gave ski there's the stitches broke upon. The sound of ribbon flourish continued until it reached its due from inside the shaggy limp share a pair of arms, followed torso in their head, appeared. It was Iceman Torah. It was an old man. His body was Crippen beer Hang on ski cover is with free, resembled puddle, a wrinkle, a puddle of wrinkles. It's like an old man very, whereas I had a total, a monument of coral crape, Andy

he stood his gangway alms reached up and grab the front a marsh you're drunk. Me closer. He crafts is bony hands around my waist pool mean to the talk open, key ready. purser move to pay refer, shock could smell the stagecoach raw meat screen, look through the open hawk is to call out my brother, but he was Norway outside. Unable to move, I watch. The flourishing zipper begin jig ITALY slab breed can the place seal and me inside its rotten fry Lessing offer, whose ruled out the long explanation to this kid comment from creature Stu behind.

Nine years old, this store apps through went to my Mccoy enough. yeah, I did even want ass, might go how we got it out of adults body honestly, you should keep. You definitely want to know that I know of ass too many questions. He would somehow make the story real. Needless to say How is void large dogs, Odin Thou refuse to cross back over the fence too. We are much older, Ah, yes, I mean it's a great way to protect your property, demonic, dog that swallows people hall on zip. Some live inside of a dog. Isn't that kind of we do with our leather jackets. Isn't it? what we do anyway right. I know it the way you kind of live inside of the live animals skin in some way you want to get. This is like how PETA like pages it just gives money to people practical topless

that these Georgia Peter just wants to see boobies, and they are really weird way to do it- there weirdly very metal organization because they're both terrorists, but also with tat out that I see more that and of course, of animals as pc areas where its at assets That is a lot of haunted dog stories that have come out and I think it's got to do. Corn team were literally spending so much time with our doll I threw the dogs have realised that they like to be alone. Oh they o day. Now we leave when these alone a little because then she stops being so for Netteke. We find that she does less phantom barking. If she actually has a couple hours were we're not around Europe. Every time you come home, everyone's echo, the dog super happy, while advocacy, I feel so bad for leaving they actually like to be alone a little bit. Maybe they do and this is why this has just been cast off the cuff, which show that we're doing I don't want to do, because that has to be a compound media

thing: it's like unchained or or lie building a bull, it's gotta be oh there. You are willing to dog cameras, the bad for you, that dog others get me don't know they're on camera. They do because there's treats they. They have these treat things right where you be like hey puffing come here, just the videos, great that's we're in it and then popping can demand treats we hit the little thing of any good to treat, but it really tricks the dog s, need they cause. They and separate the reality. That's why, when dogs to watch tv, they think it's a window and they think they're watching sort of when I leave the tv on four Wendy when we leave only on only on animal planet or food network. I put HDTV Http globally ladys because it be nice if we show up and when he's done some fuckin that some something around out unless our day was demo day she went without channel of their ammo none the less so just let you dont be in, don't bother them because it confuses them and then they don't know what's real and what's not real? Ok, the final greatly paused good Henry,

Is in my heart, I'm glad you're eating us. This is Jessica Tyler. Thank you so much Jessica and Tyler, and I wish that you guys have the greatest friendship or love. only might be wrong and they could be. Maybe Who is the maybe those residing together by do things like this is such a good way to slide into the DMZ some good visit, tipper, listen, apostles, any say like to the person you can kind of like thinking nearly all just motive, though just if they say it just just do the writing of something clicks. Click that sometimes what's nice has. Yes, you shouldn't lie and say we should write together and you trying to make that be like us up to eat if we should be having sex with each other. No, that's where you see bs for getting with their heads for that, so that all the teaching improv psychology you raise your girlfriend oak Henry is in my art by years ago. Tyler Henry is in my

hard. I woke up this morning to the dull sounds of dishes clinking in waters loss making my boyfriend Tyler works night, so he was awake when I made my way into the cutting concluding it was day in the sink washing. The judge is vice mesh size. Rob. That's very good. Guys gave up the item to give him a big morning. How this is why the digits and she's like thank you miss nothin honesty. It is really nice when your washing dishes it get a teddy Huck JOR. He turned around and embrace me here is the exact height of his heart, so that interesting My ear is the exact height of his heart, so there's a size difference because a height of here s my your against is just that morning. I was met with the Voice of Henry surprised, screaming hysterical, nonsense, start old. I looked at issue. To also see Henry Space Tyler wearing his last podcasting shirt, I looked up day and smiled O Henry said he looking down deep into my eyes

Henry is in my art. He replied smiling back now and then I realized One side of his headphones was down inside his shirt matching up to my ear in his heart perfectly. We shared a good laugh ass. It is I left indefinitely clinking. Think stylish me. At the sound of tidies hidden back no kin. I left him to finish dishes, that's good makes me Sri finishes of tissues, condemn me and walking, believe me. It would be the men's. Only fans were just men doing chores you Go there I'll I've got to do the dishes. I went to the bathroom again. Another bathrooms situation. Bathroom there you discourteous, we owed up three room, just room. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and get ready for the day a few minutes I realized I could hear Henry's voice again in the other rooms, with hysteria of events. That oh did you Oh, he was

organisms in Venza that was so funny gets ice had honestly that anti she actually right now. Are you not but this is obvious. God. You're reading this story, I'm reading it. I smiled to myself I finished in the bathroom and went back to the kitchen which he finished doing just finished, whenever she would Brunner deed. I gather frozen big goal, I finished the bathroom and went back to the kitchen. Tyler was unconscious on the floor. He was shattering the only way I like a man pollyanna about media. I got closer in the voice of energy screaming I louder I saw a ripple go through Tyler's chest. I Linden further. The screaming was becoming unbearable it was, then it happened through my wife. It was and that it happened through a shower of blood

tiny version of Andry through is just as it was almost a foot tall, rowing library eyes. I want respect with our last meeting ass if he were still screaming, as he crawled his way. Tyres jazz may see the tiny Henry continued screaming and hope to the floor. He was about to veto. All now, no longer seem to be growing shook some of the best out of his hair. Like a doll, you know this, this more blood and more blood spattered. These doubts remain free dude. I propose you looked up reddened my eyes. I've been trapped in the hearts of men for Turkey, This is u talk about? Should I wish I read this. I can do it you do impression of being trapped, What's the matter for eternity?

banks hold on a second reading, but to save this for your s, an l tape I needed to be at the heart of a true. Am I going to fine tune over the world one. I've been man at it without the time and we started screaming again and leaped into the air directly. Base? Everything went back everything my blog, I woke up to five strapped to abandon their were telling me to cut out Tyler's heart when I know the truth, I know The tiny Henry is out there waiting in the shadows. He just to make you laugh. He just wants your heart Why you? All I ask all I want is your dying of devotion want total, roll over. You know, that's not know. All I really want you to do is again last podcast marched, bingo and check out, although our where's, unless Pike S March, you also

I really want you do I really want you to do you get out there lay Yup make deference, make a difference. make reference poor eyesight positive, that's good! I set it. That's very good all right over what thank you so much for submitting listener Boston for this week's episode. Next week back to your regular schedule programme. We got you a hotel next meeting that I've been wanting to tell for a long time, and then you will vote. Are also starting to scare me more is needed. just get in sensitive in my thirty nine year, young phase of Ali Alien episodes, I mean I do get the most of the recent every single time. I do research for Are you a foe episode of getting a lot of odd nightmares also it is through sky here in California. Yes, New York, there's no sky. There is, but you don't see it because it's just the UN's and then there's so much like pollution. I haven't seen store I've seen more stars, this past

months that I have been the last fifteen years combined donated because your men spend time in Beverly Hills, hello, Brad, annual, unjust, screaming that people Brad Pitt randomly and I haven't been recognised yet now once not once, but that's ok. This is where we're gonna begin spooky season we're going to get so spooky. You might commit suicide, Well, don't do that! I don't want you to do that, we're almost through twenty twenty! I want talk about only twenty one sucks, the second avenue coming on and then don't forget. Twenty twenty two That is no close. That's no clothes! Twenty! Twenty! Two! Twenty twenty! Two! I bet! not see upset your underwear on a personal, closed, twenty twenty two and twenty two needs to be the

Easy chain year I want, is starting losing weight now to get ready, for. I wanna see three guys walking down the street dick in but woken up. Should he beat off. This is what I want to see in twenty twenty two. I want to see women. Sixteen dining walk! Galileo rooms. I don't give a fuck, I am sick. My living room. There you go on if everyone. Thank you also much for listening. Hope. Your hang in there guys asked aunt em seriously you are there. three kind to us, as you are very kind. I want to say again thank you. So much for the outpouring of love that we got from our I also want to say this: we are headed into even more couldn't quote hashtag uncertain jobs, but I want to say no matter what the fuck happens. We're can keep going we're gonna go go in and organizational shall we do shall also bunker if we have to. I have to think we when we first

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