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actually a lot of accounts of demons and demonic figures in this entire story, that's up, have me feeling a little triggered. Maybe almost body. Shame why they got a lot of time talking about the evil nature of the squat hair man who dresses info, closer. I will funds were not known in the old bog. We're not doggie. Goblins were other salem, which trials part two, or do we do so when we last left sale and the surrounding community circa sixteen ninety two, the first of the main witchcraft accuser, collectively known as the afflicted who just starting to show the first symptoms of but which meant no. It truly set the salem which, Charles, apart from all the rest or at least the rest of them, Ga is that it was the only one to admit so called spectral evidence during both the beginning accusations and in the trials themselves.

now. Is that what happens when you take a tooth and lends a little bit in your underwear, I would say in a legally it's a shark in the legal of legal processes, it's the most shark like okay over there, because anybody anything wrong. Anybody can be ago saw, and it's very difficult to pin down absolutely might even say that might be difficult to find. The actual evidence of that could make a short. I think sure they're down very odd evidence, there's hope very hard evidence for a short man, I know what it is. It's almost like. If the spd showed up yeah, maybe an spd, and then your friend starts yelling at yeah that you did it, you did it, you did it and then they fucking hang you for it, It involves idea your ameliorated, who put simply spectral evidence, was evidence that only the afflicted party could see, for example, a girl would say that she was at the very moment being attacked by the astro projection of which that

clear data her but invisible to everyone else, kizil nothing. My great now my degree. Nobody gets zeal, doc all this is like a magic gap. Manuel am I wanna worm outdated, like a good polish one. Give idea now why spectral evidence over the next couple of episodes would you can see, is the constant struggle I think, of these guys in their own really stupid backwards way. Trying to and how to make all these legal waiting on Ebay and it's all dumb, it's a waste of time and its actually just a few, of misery forever, one in just one second guys horrible. That special evidence this. What usually spectral evidence would not be considered admissible evidence in court as it's not real, no yeah, yeah yeah. that a quick as it's a hallucination right now that, in its order at hallucination, is just

They don't even allow lie. Detector sit like it if you don't even work exactly. Instead, according to the book salem, which trials a day by day, chronicle conclusive proof for witchcraft fall the same standards as any other crime in colonial massachusetts back there, and you needed a voluntary confession, plus concrete evidence of the act or proper evidence by two credible witnesses sent a lot of this was set up. From the crusades man, the odd the inquisition where they ahead. It is also do this. Also just plain or legal tonia isn't just witchcraft. This is because member witchcraft is just another crime like stealing, yes and but the witchcraft and she got baked into legal processes fuckin two five hundred years before all of this shit, why you it has been going on for a long time. Also henriette, please say correctly. Inquisition shown oh you're, here, Marty, python and now I'm upset, but ninety, but that's not eating

No one is denying the ngos is no one expects the inquisition. enjoy the show. Your mixer using it in a french accent, which is not what the character now banish. I'm not saying I like monty python, I'm saying alex exhibition. the crab from muslim women die too even where these issues so that we can only be gaining about very long and very, very lenient. We can't begin this now movie. I was the french when sebastian, I believe, was dragon now wearing yeah. What concerning these standards of conviction or, at the very least, standards of accusation confession without supporting evidence that could just be the suspect's delusion the so called serial confessors, but evidence without confession. Like say evidence of this what a folk magic many people did in sixteen ninety two new england that could be seen as a

whence it on Google, you need both of them at the same time. Yes, ok and as far as the two witnesses principle goes, those two witnesses needed to have both observed the same event, not to similar events at different times. Like save your charged with second, the devil's deck both of those two people have to see you sucking the devil's dick. You cannot have two people seeing you sought the devil's deck twice as anti. Does the devil get the say come on, say he was sucking. Might Why does the devil, like cookery gangs it'll, make the devil uncomfortable? No, he loves it. Oh carbon, but for the dead, but to be a cock. We have to be in a committed relationship in the first place. In the demos never gonna be in a committee, relationship are dependent, but when it came to the salem which trials all of those rules,

were thrown out the window and salem a girl. Could just say that she was being attacked by the invisible spectre of goody procter and that would be admitted into evidence against goody proctor, with just as much weight as if they ve found a penta grand drawn and goats blug under her rug. While she wore a t shirt that as I suck the devil's dick in salem Massachusetts, yeah yeah thinking about a syndicate for the inspiration there and all I got. Was this lousy t shirt? That's right, you know and they because they didn't have any evidence. Us, as I might begin to chart, and this episode the idea that there was a gigantic secret. Adoration of witches or devil worshippers in any single society, theirs absolutely no real evidence is there. It's probably will get into it at some point, but the idea that there was there are theistic satanists to get the temple of set. There are people that do believe

Satan is a god, but again they just believe it's more loose affair. It is a big thing: tat. There was a mix him up and Lucifer's the real gun gods the lie in god you say now I a mix them up, then the most respected spiritual there's. A new england came out against spectral evidence even before the trial started, and they continue to caution against its use during the trials themselves. However, this is not because admitting spectral evidence was obviously stupid Instead, the leading ministers of the time and therefore some the leading figures in the colony said that spectral evidence was unreliable because the devil was powerful, enough to impersonate the innocent mcdonald unknown world, especially if I appear to you some that you may be, could view no way, because I could never be the devil. what you woke me up at like two o'clock in the morning and when you're all hammered- and you came into my room and then you choose not me

I'll get you some others spectral his eyes Certainly never must, if your room for the bathroom yeah. Alright as far as where we are in the story of salem we're right at the beginning of the first accusation. After the two girls living under the roof of reverence samuel paris baked a witch cake to identify the witch causing their torment, the accused one of the two people samuel paris had enslaved tit cuba of being that which, yes, one of the better piss cakes in massachusetts, but also I found there actually are really compelling evidence to say that the paris his daughters were suffering from tonight is really met that tonight. It's a word with a tennis. Vote here tonight is oh yeah, really did the Charles man's a out. No attentiveness interesting, however,

partly because the bewilderment said started to spread beyond the paris household. The servant, girls across salem, as well as the daughter of paris, is friends. The putnams people had a feeling that it wasn't just teachable who was responsible for these attacks. Therefore, samuel paris and his wife Elizabeth, pushed their daughter and knees to name more, which is in salem all why they bandied about the names of people they thought might be in the thrall to the devil, all within hearing girls who needed more names to name as far as who those names belong to. They were women that the paris's and their bodies didn't respect or people they believed wish them harm. In other words, they named people. It was safe to name for the usual suspects and when the first afflicted girls overheard the names of people, it was safe to name being spoken. They put those names in the jackpot, specifically the second and third accused witches

were to women of low social status named Sarah good and Sarah osbourne, while Sarah Osborne was merely a free thinker that somewhat lived outside of society. Sarah good was certainly one of those aforementioned. Pains in the ass. It's got interested. I watch the which again last night too kind. More contacts you remind myself, just how creepy new england is, and it is crazy. The idea that She truly was outside of society. Sarah osborne they leave. They literally make them, go just go. It goes also. I found out reading little bit, but the structure of salem village is that back in the hey. They used to have all the farms in one collected area and all of the living areas in one collecting area. Look at the town, the town had them all close right so that everybody could collectively work together. Then everybody that lived in the houses would collectively work the land and share amongst themselves. Eventually, everyone realized I'm sick of doing this

I hate you right. I hit my neighbor. I want to go live over there where those nice trees are right and then they go senator over there and eventually the longer you're over there. Everyone's, like, I think that bitches a fucking which are over there, willingly just issues I on my rutabaga. Why? Wouldn't you want to hang out with us for years? You don't want to hang out with us. You notice that the wheat is higher than it was yesterday or gambling, so Mister osborne. She would love o stuck in traffic today, which was infuriated, should have loved the man I was and because had a funny bumper sticker. It's at think it's not illegal. Yet not yet not yet know Sarah osborne she would have thought outside. The bun to shiba may have laughed at that bumper sticker, which, in my opinion, makes her a witch yeah. Is it wrong? If I take the side of all the priests pastors do it is? It is wrong? Yet it's a bad, take okay, real bad tech, fantastic, but Sarah good was appalled.

alienated woman from a family who had fallen on such hard times that they were near vagrancy by the time the accusations began, while her family had once been successful. Circumstances meant that she and her husband had brazil to begging doing it. In a way that is specific to those who once held higher status, I used to be rich. Don't we all want to see me be rich again. I love that one. For example, if someone gave Sarah good charity, she would make the giver feel uncomfortable as if the gift was an insult, but if the gift was too little good would feel equally disgusted. I did so you could see this. This is like we try to give somebody who is on home Dana in new york.

In food and they're like I'm vegan. I had that happen to me. I remember one time I gave the sandwiches to a poor dude on the street and he's like, I don't eat bacon. I don't think that your lord would not care right now. What you eat the da or his lord would to look at it as the ultimate test, and we condemn him to hell forever for failing dude now you're in the period. And sat there and, like a minister now, I don't think I like, mr, since I was six years old, dude and forgot the fear of Hell put inside of me deep, wherein it still lives. To this day, we did look, I can't really talk about it. You have enough how much I love at Europe's inner demons by norman cone and a part of it is constantly about its. This whole idea did even the idea you with for one of these, so called human frame. I like the idea of like being horny or or wanting something else, that somebody hands by being envious of something about how all of that is just a fucking trick brow and then god purposely punishes you to make you

want all the extra shit you makes. You want unwanted, because then you just yearning, for it shows why you should be at the bottom of the fuckin pile do because you didn't get it whammy The program ended literally, it would just be an l t, lettuce, tomato sandwich without the bacon, salad, with cut up the bread. That is the crudest yeah. No, it's not bad. Well as it happened. Well, it is better. You want bacon Henry why scam people know you want a liking it. I could do a big inflow of I want whatever, but as well as it happened. After reverend, samuel paris gave charity to Sarah good one day at the start of his daughter, nieces afflictions. He noticed that Sarah walked off muttering. Some under her breath, but instead of simply think and wow what a bitch samuel paris decided that guess his girls, gotten worse, Anderson a good had come by his home.

The muttering that he heard it must have been a curry said. Deadbeat is how she was just going like cheap ass fuckin minister, like all she was doing yeah, that's it and to top it all off. Sarah good was considered untrustworthy in this community of british immigrants, because her father had been a highly successful, keeper, nicknamed the french. Her did too in the pink one in the stick, which is really very credible and then do we covered it now rose. I have warned. we are now doing more of them. English. I think that you think that's true but from tibia. I always think of tevye a sort of my favorite fake sugars, forget hagen,

I can walk away there, two hours and fifteen minutes, but that would sarah good the other accuse sarah sarah osborne. Had done nothing more than make some unconventional life choices years before she had scan lies the community by purchasing the contract of an indentured servants, because she was in love fatty hired him after the purchase, but because these things just weren't die the community looked down on her for this decision. How hot is it to be husband and present in a manner that her just one and you should be like any other we're like you're tunic, with the extra holes in it.

I had to go, get all the firewood and be like. Oh no, I spilled of this firewood nigga one! You like drop down net wife, just sit there watching. That has been good old desert. I love to browse the revisionist history of american history. This is great. You know you'll be you'll after they get rid of crt you're going to be taking over for most curriculum. I have, I believe, fair and just and I'll just human should be damned we're virus on this rug. America, the sexy years for as a result of thinking outside of societal norms, the slightest bit. Sarah Osborne was in prime position to be accused of witchcraft. However, in an example of just how cruel and unclear People can be when they're scared and looking for a scapegoat. Sarah Osborne was completely bedridden at the time accusation, colonial massachusetts, sick and she was a able to leave her house under her own power that we could all ten did. This woman

has the ungodly powers over which I meet you kid. The bed, we were all see, as I show you doubt as I grab her better cause. I split that is a status quo. She is just on the ground, anger. I honestly what a waste of time that's anger anyway, I think if she was a witch and that didn't stop the good people of salem from actually drag her from her bed, publicly user of which were you writing? Gad can do which is get sick. I guess maybe get a hack into society. I agree with her. She could also be faking it. You never know If you never know what happened, never, never know what happens to these people yeah now osbourne and good, held at least one, if not many, of the characteristics that made a person susceptible to witchcraft, accusations in the seventeenth century, they were outside of society. They wanted to be outside of society,

They refused to show deference to the superiors in the existing order of things. They do moved around a lot for whatever reason and or their social rank had fallen, and so since A good and Sarah Osborne met at least a few of these criteria and they were openly suspected by those of higher social rank. Samuel Paris's. yes and daughter named the two sarah's as there warm enter, and once the daughter in these did hughes to more women. The other girls mentioned at the end of the last episode followed suit, specifically twelve year old and putnam junior she's, a hard ass bitch that leader toil she's in that she's colonial williamsburg. Twelve, this episode is filled with very scare little girls it is filled with I'd, be like. Oh, so David, in the window, you're not like you earlier

Town all everything alone no horse, rocked articular warburton drafted honest, spent hours low under faintly creeping in only use devil, Spain. I also like Julia child so well, and Putnam Jr said that the specter of Sarah good was visiting her and pinching her, but more importantly, Putnam Jr said that the spectre was trying to get her to sign with. The It had started, calling the devil's book nazism, while at times you'll see the devil hanging outside of various movie, sat sore hotels where the movie star stay because he's constantly looking for others to sigh the animals of off, please a key anu I'll. Tell you that much look at this signature. I have a few grad school seven dollars on Ebay. That is another nefarious page from the Dallas book. I love that here is the signature. I got it. I will younger latin

not the genie learn. Something I'm sure we'll think a latin is the g they don't know of any other without now. I wonder airline would never complained that that is why I am the owner of the devil. Alright. Well, as we mentioned last episode, the puritans were a mercantile people, and contracts were a big part of their lives. So it made sense that one of the touchstones of the salem story was the so called devil's book where people could make their mark signifying a formal, yet temporary covenant satan much like indentured servants. Contract contract, yeah man- you can do at least to own, would satan for your soul. So it's ah it yeah it's a rent down, that's a good! It is its, but you know again This is a formula that Harkin's back to all all the or all accuse organisations would Satan.

Contractual obligation writing there is that has been around for a fuckin ever again. It's really strange because there's something about it again, the human need to create a kind of a legal base of eight form in reality, because they are constantly not in good faith, rising the satanist argument against me: since the year. One hundred the whole point is to discredit you, but they need to find a legal basis, namely to find a hook right, hang it on. So these are the type of things they are, but you see she signed up drat like, whereas the contract the spiritual nature, but the contract does exist, but the contract exists in a place that is very real old. The invisible world Israel is world. Well, a little bit visible and he's all over our world. You know, like animations else you now were they.

but the idea that what mickey mouse his face on and often are not yet like that accept invisible. He can see Mickey mouse s face No, not the end of the amounts are not known. you don't really visible worlds. Were I'm a professional basketball player, we're castles the best loved her that the world is and where marcus is finally beautiful woman No, I only get to be Martha sparks. Oh yeah martha I don't like the tenor of the boys who then the guttural growl, I heard, underneath you will doubtless markets like he was a pile of subjects. What's an amateur lindorm, no one's am putnam junior start, accusing the two Sarah's pestering She was joined by Elisabeth hovered servant to them.

and who had originally diagnosed the two paris girls with bewitch met that was Dr Grigg yeah napoleon great changed your name that Benedick, though not a man when you're practising rock and roll. I have a lump on my neck. You want to check it out. Hell yeah. Was that a lot, but is that who my old buddy who's dead? That good news brow it's bad news. You got cancer. Sun, gosh darn it well Elizabeth hubbard, added to the narrative by saying that she was being stalked by a wolf sent by Sarah good and the specter of the bed and Sir Osborne was tormenting her, while accompanied by this is very interesting, a short harry wing. It

thing I am I'm already has mentioned so many times in the store where they do jump into this now this is fascinating. North ironically efforts fascinating so's. I was reading this book Europe's inner demons and one there was a there's, an old timey writer rag and aims to serious, ran, who wrote in his aims to serious much like as a sky, sorceress and he was a mk and twelve hundred is fun. It's fun a fun way to tell history and certain I. I reacted the exact same way. It is when you did it earlier yeah. Thank you. The second time you've tried that I did it on the show. Now, though wow for iran and for markets, then I was like wait because I came home yesterday when I was fuck when I was doing my research, that's fantastic, so while he wrote these the stories of demons and their behavior from the all of these years and people thought that sassari us was writing a funny book that he thought they thought it was supposed to be funny, but

researcher, which I think is really interesting, norman cohn. He postulates that the dude was not funny that he thinks he was dead serious. with the stories that he told me how demons behaved were like he basically wrote episodes of your pretty faces going to hell good plug. Where has it is where he wrote these stories, but these little that will demons and whalers this matter. This is like did twenty ready, twelve hundred to two hundred and two I wrote this one was the story of this demon, the wanting to get right with god he wanted to confess a sense. So he goes to this priest and he says: hey, I'm gonna get right with god and the guy the priest is like well, it would take like one thousand years it's for you to confess all your sins and he's like yeah good for you. I have been alive all five thousand. Oh that's good! He can do it five times and he's like alright, fine, whatever, but walking. When you want to be absolved, you have to throw yourself on the ground and say praise god. Three times a day, you do. They have now been ears and your free, nor don't don't

and the demons like you got it too. He goes out there he throws himself down is like praise god. He does get prospects in himself and praise god and finally, he's like this really hard and it's like forget I'll, go back to let me just Israel's restoring that it has learned to have been an episode it's really not what you do with it. I love the other story, but the priest there, all of a sudden, got this beautiful, singing voice, yeah and hits install in it's like he hung around. You know this guy, In my laugh, I pray for someone like you and you're, like you. Never had this much soul, Derek was at cc and jojo. Yes, Kc and jojo fantastic and so told told us all about having sex as little kids. We used to dance then, great you make it hard for me. Remember that you make it hard for me, jungle and one we lack a little noack comes through yeats, called make it hard for me, the songs, but dancin too closely woman, and then you get a boner, because a woman is the close, and so is it

gonna get in at at at at at at at at your I bear alien vow singers were singers, doesn't have to be outside the pizza buffeted without five dollars, always remember, but this brief rates we sing in there or, like you, never say, it's fucking, good yeah. You must be filled with the demon, so they go and they do a big exorcism on him. The demon comes out of him and the guy just dies, and they just realize. Oh, that demon's been living inside this sing in great last six months, reanimating his body, because all that demon want to do was saying: will they should let him sing? Then? So that's it! That's all they like that. We get. The priest die and then the demon entered into his body in reanimated, the body in all. He did for six months with sing net beautifully net beautiful and I were they all, but they want to know is what is the point that sorry? What does it mean that no

The elegant little is said something like leap bay. They lead CHE the box latte, which means in latin lightness of azerbaijan class load faster, more even so much as history, but it does not not yet there is no longer. Somebody wrote this too stories that idea around me. I know, but I'm the edges edges badly, ridden stories that no it's just about how dear there has been stories of demons for I do not mean you have to convince us you it's all good, I believe you, I believe, both at least four girls claiming witchcraft Legal proceedings began against tuba, Sarah good and Sarah osborne, On february twenty nine, sixteen ninety two meaning the salem which trials essentially began on a leap day a day that should never

interesting. Indeed, I just feel so bad for Sarah osborne she's, just a bench like what are you? Alright, I met a sick definite. However, the trials themselves would not be four months to come on this episode, we're gonna be focusing on the formal accusations that led to the trials, the so called examinations. Now, since servant girls and children weren't legally considered to be people, in colonial massachusetts. The complaint against the witches had to be filed by men on their behalf, good and fair, crazy, and so once the complaint was filed, local magistrates, Jonathan or when and John hawthorne, our hey thorn, it's hard to say they began with what was referred to as examinations examinations, basically were a terrifying combination of an interrogation

and a deposition, followed by a likely instant arraignment, all done not only in front of the public, but your accusers themselves, and this is a step up from the inquisition. to be. You only have the inquisitors to be in front of so that this is in them you see now we we ve made it fair. We ve made it good ya. there's the examination first, which it and then there's the trial after that, but almost a hundred percent of the time, The indonesian is just like your guilty. Gadding here go to jail, There's no bail either like you're in jail until the trial, and also they said that the the prisons there were fucking disgusting, we'll get to the prisons later, and I think there was actually hail sometimes near it was yes, it was prohibitively expensive many, if not most of the time it was for the super super rich at idea. That's nothing again, I'm so glad to get no good, no contemporary tie it's absolutely, nothing has changed,

chorodyne, hey thorn. They were nothing more than merchants and politicians without any legal training whatsoever, and even if they had been massachusetts at this time, and even have a legal system to speak of because they were transition. and yet again to a new charter. So corwin and hey thorn got swept up in the same fear paranoia and social pressure as everyone else to keep this which train moving for nope. Either reason other than life sucked, and everything was hard. It was something to talk about and when are literally in full standstill as a society like you're production is shut down. There's no farming, the soil is fallow everybody at each other's throats through in the middle of literally religious civil war amongst your community. It was almost like in all agree on this right and business

on the other which trial? Yes, very good? Not the day after the complaint was filed, the three accusers were arrested and brought to a local tavern for questioning this included, these still extremely six era, osborne who was ripped from her sick bed and brought to a bar on the say so of children once they all arrived at the tat of a man. I think I'm gonna like lead. The hospital one remitted earlier is different in their little really judge and are convinced that such squash has cancer in the law. Hospital everyone arrived at the tavern, they had to undergo. the humiliation of being inspected head to toe by the tavern owners, wife, for which marks, which were blemishes, moles wards much anything out of the ordinary down to have an a weird but whole

According to the inspector yeah, then that guy's got when he's got starfish but their knees, wonder and he's looking at yours may, like nerd, no natural, but all that is a circle. I don't know about that. In writing. That is obviously a hex. Graham now, my goodness, I did say that little plato pushed thing now, it's more discoloration, you know cause they definitely talked about grendel's. You know they target like sometimes like a bottles like it's, not quite the right. Color you are. The marks of the birthmark was in a weird place, something like that. Like I'd, be they were looking for working together, which but whole the perfect but a whole was a nicer you know, you're, not a ring. You know when you see I realise that at least what about ok, so the wife of the bar owner, the wife of the tavern owner, or why did she get to do that like what we have good actual? he's, probably just happy he's, not the one being searched eyes. Did you get

and it could it looking for the witches teat. Would you have a third nipple, but that would be used to be familiars or when the devil would come, and supple supple and cycles are there. Stripped entirely nude in front of everybody in urban areas, the not the inspection was private battle about glassy yeah Has it age, because if they saw a strip, someone down than someone's gonna get horny in, you can't have that the man cannot ass to be tortured yeah, because you have to weigh it like it is. Humiliation, more important or is tamping down sexual need more important and in those point sexual need. in that down. One up life sucked in everything was her: It sounds like yeah we're, interestingly, Sarah goods huh william good, who seemed pleased is paunch about his wife. Getting arrested for being aware why are you all you gotta get a big you up where the which I'm inventing a thing all gulf

yeah I gotta go, do that he made sure to stop by the tavern to tell the woman doing the inspection hey my wife, she just developed this weird wart like underneath her right shoulder just want to make did miss it just what an acute method. Ok, wanna later I'll see you I didn't really looking over his wife was dominant marks on IRAN to with amr Scott. We forget friedrich, tell me I know I was. There was a unit and try to do your eye on an almost think: she's, a dual divorce. That's that's gonna punishable by death is that We can get divorced and I get divorced. Mrs I've got dangit so once the physical exists, Emanations were done. The magistrates moved on to the aforementioned legal examinations, where, according the author emerson baker, the suspects were grilled with all the fervour and dirty tricks of a police detective trying to elicit a in fashion in this first of many rounds of examinations. The accused were brought before the first four girls, which were the to paris,

kids and putnam junior and servant Elizabeth Hubbard once faced magistrate hey or an asked, leading questions that straight up accused the suspects of witchcraft, basically, instead of saying, let's figure out, what's goin on here objectively and calmly, the judges actually big and the examinations by declaring that witches were wheel and that the purpose of these proceedings were to find them and work. I'm fine, I'm no matter what, because we're here to find them and think about this. All this is that the fuckin teaching I fridays are even start active bar europe is ingersoll tab. I believe way of just getting hammered, and then you have a person like which is a real. I see why it's entertaining, it is in your training. I mean I will say well out what will I be mad if I'm there, I'm just trying to have a normal borrowed happy hour now, a slogan which trial shows up in no time like I'll, be piss, it's better than us and a comedy show start now. I don't know for sure what I dont know if, at this

wait they may have for the first running of examinations, they might have been at ingersoll tavern, but for every examination, after that they did it in the meetinghouse, which is basically like you're having a trial in a church. Okay now, for example, here are a few of the questions that the magistrates asked the accused witches. What evil spirit have little familiarity with? Have you made no contact with the devil? Why do you hurt these children, in hawaii hawaii her well, it seems like you're cute. I didn't do not. Why did you have two children I dunno haven't? I don't even like kids enough to hurt them right now, he's honestly, the most honest answer: I've heard all day that sarah good, of course denied everything when she was put to the question evil spirit. Have you familiarity with none? Have you made no contact with the devil? Of course not. Why do you heard these children? I never heard a child, but in a pan

that occurred again and again throughout the preliminary accusations and the trials themselves, the afflicted girls, wailed and convulsed, and shrieked and agony whenever Sarah good denied the accusation, man yet the more she denied the louder they shriek and its shrieking and shrieking just the worst fucking noise. You can imagine for girls elements for, teenage girls scream and at the top of their lungs that there paying their pay and pain they're there in agony, everything's awful. Yet never been outside of one of these. The one direction concerts- oh, my dear you know, add, is that aid is we're. Good was total chaos they were doing. There were like again train this concept Don't like they'll be order in justice here, whatever bullshit, and then it was an immediate total circus. Now mansour good, she's, gettin gas, let you must be pretty confused and upset at this point, and so not knowing what to do. Sarah good through the other sarah under the bus and claim that it was the bed written

osborne who was tormenting all of them all at once, including Sarah good. I can't even stand up to piss idea, Not do this, I'm not aware, that's how powerful you have, which you are, madam, if she can't stand appears she is not a witch. Oh wow, the first defense attorney yeah we're following that proclamation. The magistrate brought Sarah Goode's husband, william good to this, dan. He said that he had no reason to believe his wife was a witch aside from her calling quote ill temperament. Basically, they make sure my wife's horrible to be around. I hate being married to her, but no, which she's no bitch she's not allow since carrion, which again I'd, say, J d squad, where you normally, I guess contractually. He fulfilled his husband due to earlier womb. Good, then got plenty. With it in the middle of proceedings, accusing his wife of a capital crime. He said quote, I may say, with tears

but she is an enemy of all brood with a joint bad appeared in ensuring a good job right there than that. I'm not gonna, know my native moral or you're gonna murder of at all, it sounds like guess, I'll, be singled out. Your way to appy about that, but all the wailing did introduce some drama to the proceedings. Nothing on that first day compared to the story told when titular was brought into the meeting house as that day is closer meticulous test, mony was what really kick the lid off everything, but her lies. Certainly where those of a woman looking for attention or those of some one. Looking a shake up society instead, titular was another

victim. She later told a rider named Robert caliph, that after she was accused following the baking the witch cake, samuel paris beat a so called confession. Out of her then coached her on what to say and how to sail. for her eventual public examination. I mean anybody with the shade darker than a deep pink was under a suspicion in this time period, and I mean so like a teacher bomb was around in the center of it like she really became the got a huge force by this, because, but also her hands were type. These occasionally was fucked either way it gives you he was gonna, be hung up for doing nothing. She did is no evidence that she did any sort of like because there was a titters over time saying that she did some like fortune telling with the kids are like killed them country style little magic things, and there is no evidence that she did. Any of that. You must do. If you, google, to

over time, you're gonna find one of the most romantic of pornography is of all I'm so glad about your father to regional banks. Schism shaking his head, iming into the cab of his drop it. I'm not even a beacon, goodbye, just that role in the road titters over time. You love the milk insane and ten, with my cousins nickname when I try to use a chubby little boy, all matters the theaters

I get letters. I knew tat her knees, a wonderful man. I've never met a member in Burundi county that goes by now. We would attend and I was generally I would have completely changed my entire perception of that now handsome man next time I see a higher, would have dinner with for black eyes between gets upset but awesome, well book. Sorry, man well, but cause of samuel, paris's, coaching of tissue by horse worry, was intricate, extremely convincing and, most importantly, highly satisfying to the people who believed that the devil was the source of all their ill fortune. Yeah, it's good man. That is a good story. She nailed at her, If the teacher said that she was first visited by the devil one night ass, she was falling asleep. A tall, darkly, clad white haired man stood beside her and told her that he

fine to kill samuel paris's daughter in these snuff, your teacher, but you knock on like ice We ought to do it. It's you actually sounds like the tall man from paint, as is boosted, and what is more. Teachable was supposed to help him or he would come Her as well. Ok heading usually was the the threat. Yes do it yeah yeah cambro beata, let's go: what are we gonna do how we do it. This man, who was obvious the devil said that he was a god and presented her with a document that would exchange six years of service, for quote many fine I don't know if you ve ever heard of a thing called to be cool, well then spend more than that. I dont If you've ever even heard of a thing called uk swag, I'm thinking of molten chocolate. It also and then you'll be super happy. This is not that bad of a deal six years read a bunch stuff up

not really it's a devil re off. It's just athos were surrounded by stop. I love stuff trickery, because the devil doesn't just sign a contract for six years now you will see all the all signatures on the dotted line oh won, the trick really has been set. Over time? What is she decline like chicken? She pretty much deal like sign the six years. Do the debt bedding whenever he asked and you get many fine thanks. If you don't sign Then you will receive the same torture as these two young girl just sign it. I will make you watch ken. his jats don't mind that, but it is a lot. I really don't love jazz, but I respect it more over the next few days, this white haired devil would come again and again to offer titular bizarre bribes, like small brightly coloured,

look. I shall give you this bird family other higher things, it's bad. What were you doing it again? You know I have brought you a bit of an earlier the devil in love. You brought me. The effort in bergamo understand is bad. It's we feed two times. I dont really clean it and you're gonna have to buy the gay cat animals the worst If you can give. No doubt yours, congratulations man, but still teachable refused and the devil mr return again again again, all while he bewitched and torture the two young girls in the paris household by late january tissue bo. Being tormented by taunting in demanding apparitions, hogs and big black. Now that would leave from the shadows and yo ray, nor can I forget other times demand with white hair would appear with a pair of cats when red get one black cat me now this is blackie. This is

at each year and always and then added jerry out now or an image that would short time and again the devil would be, accompanied by a little yellow bird, yellow being the devil scholar, which is why the original daredevil costume was that hideous, yellow instead of the classic red. But we now know tat, fascinating wow and that's called a piece of information that just removed, piece of information I wanted. There goes your brother's bertha. You know better than that gets you didn't really have a good. I guess you D, never goods fashion. because he couldn't see how lined blind his a euro dollars or something better alors. Also, it's like green, it's you know the rules, it's the thing you don't

So what are we now? I know what I mean is talking about the color hollow, nor are they use in the comic book to signify the key can see step with sonar. No I'm talking about how, if you see a piece of rock like you may want to grow more than I thought of my dear. You know like it's a round this time, but the devil urge ditch about this. I his book again cited gun out right next to call him one of them is to judge love all love, and I want to say that one Over a month of torment judgment, It was not in the breakfast club you're thinking of anthony. Might let it go. I couldn't let it go. Judge reinhold was in fast times at ridgemont high that you're thinking I don't give a fuck. I actually don't even care it's just we'd ever. Did it it through that

doktor eyes, told me that you should even eat breakfast over a month of torment to protest during her examination, but she did so the devil's book in our own blood, with a crescent mark next to the marks of Sarah good and Sarah osbourne. But what was most disturbing for the people of salem was that tissue by all testified that beside her mark and the mark of the two sexes. Seven more marked meant that there were no less than nine, which is in sales yet it salem which expanded universe, deficit, but ones tichium, assign the devil's book all bets. off regarding her reluctant participation in witchcraft, the spectres of Sarah would visit tissue, but on the regular, accompanied by a swarm of him.

Years, including yellow birds, yellow dogs and more reddened black cats here would PA at titular, saying sorry in the past that I feel the media can do something. For me cat you to change my food. I could diarrhea go, kill a bird. Actually, here's a fucking bird, you wanna burn, I'm sorry, I'm an indoor cat you're gonna need to feed me. So you see you receive my that's terrible. What if they all go to the bathroom inside yours now whom rats ladys nobody's cats, witches familiars would play large role in the proceedings to come, as their presence was the true mark that a person a given themselves over to satan six satan see familiars during this time period were considered, not just the witches body, but an actual m sent by satan himself to a.

which is in their nefarious deeds and came from the very first dimensions of say: tonic, like Google, secret groups and their admission. Tory rights, which is one of the first things you spoke to do, is truth, comes from ancient scripture, swiss a kiss a cat on the bottle absolutely not! That is how useless a kiss a familiar, moose odorous three under the tale weapons that do you like a fuckin cats. Why is say hello to the devil that ridiculous? Why would the devil be? They are never fuck. The cat report: we can have no don't do how many times and fuckin slots around it's a cat. Will it start, will some of the very first artistic depictions of the Devil way back and I think, like the eighth or ninth century, showed people shoving their noses? in the devil's bottle, because that's how you pay fealty to the devil's you kissed it. it was, but so I would imagine in

of the devil, if the devil doesn't show up, when you get a kiss the cats buttonhole, because the cat is a familiar that has been sent by satan. So if you can kiss satan, you gotta get them failure. I give remember the guide that used to hold the umbrella for p, daddy shore. You meet him, it's kind like your meeting, puff daddy right. You kiss me, I'm just saying I m just from the chain of command. Oh, I see that you like you're the umbrella guiding was yet I didn't like gas. I was treated. He knew anybody like I dunno, but don't talk to him and he was like well seven hour, wet, that's good man. I went to Massachusetts thither cats of the cleanest bundles of ever seen this, but you should see that tongues on these guys gotcha mass holes smooth on hook with the familiar, did not serve the which simply because satan that too, that familiar needed nourishment and to keep the evil going. The creature would sucker

from the which, either through a cut usually on the hand or the witches teeth that Henry mentioned earlier little nipple. She needs to go to the doctor if she's bleeding oliver fuckin tit, well, I'm you did, they cut the hand back up a hand, open and know that is the began that you say cheat or just referred to any open wound, they call they'll, say they're looking for a third nipple, but it there. most of the time, you'll take any the oak and what this concept was seen as such absolute fact that when Cuba was being grilled about familiars during her examination. Magistrate, hey thorn, asked point blank. This question: exactly: do not these cats suck you? Why do not these cats humans suck me. I could see the white has upon your genes no inflict upon a cat. This day I This is done by a cavalier. Well, the more you sad them. I think you might be having cats sock. Apologies

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animals present were usually familiar. Sometimes the witches themselves took the forms of bizarre creatures out of nightmare. In one instance, teachable said she saw a bird with a woman's head flutter, about in the head, belong to none other than the sickly Sarah. or she's. A little bird who is a little east of Lockhart remember, is called a yeah. There was speaking to the Sarah's teacher but said that, in addition to torturing girls in the paris house, she was also present in spectral form during the torture of an Putnam jr, and this, of course made sense because samuel parris was coaching titular on all of this bullshit, but remember that samuel parris was also friends with the putnam family and if tissue was being coached on the torture of the two girls in the paris

also in order to keep up appearances. She also had to be involved in the torture of an putnam, junior and aunt. Em junior is one of the major part of the putnam family that owned half of salem. These they like it. It's the she's, deeply next to the landowners minimally. That's another factor in all of this is that which we didn't get into, because it's a talk about sleepy history, I was trying to read about the land issues now running between the families in the salem area. Not even a just war is also just shows how petty and how empty all of this shit, could a part of it was also land disputes. Rather than the idea now, and this also shows you like this, but it shows you how quickly all of this spiderwebs out it really is like you did. You rock hit your windshield

and then before you know what you have to replace the entire mother fucker, because it's just spite it out from this one. Tiny little rock, absolutely untouchable said that she and the two Sarah's flew to Ann putnam, junior's house on a pole. Basically, approval, broomstick, we're neighbors were holding a prayer meeting for the already tormented twelve year old and those were very or das. Mick you dig, you know, use you actually joke about them It is true, as we know, about the history of broomstick writing and where it came from and one of the things that they said, which was like we're: ergot provision actually going comes into play is the fact that they believe that a part of that they would Robbie. None of this is ma. Am I real honestly, none of it might be. We have no has no one allegiance Israel. This is true, but, as we spoke to which about here there's this is the legend. Is that broomstick writing? came from them covering themselves in a solve. That would be sometimes it would have shit. Let hallucinatory shit like org,

in it and one of the things they do is they grubbing up into their pussy. I mentioned lather the broomstick with it and then that's what it was that your we're pussy stick would stick to the broom just a little thing, and then you fly around and that's why they're always laugh and shit their little. Their literally comic, the zebra there's over time, but if you're pussy, I would imagine having her pussy stick to a poor peace, word is: very that's not right. Now they look it up, not if you're from sixty nineties massachusetts, because then you get appeal it off. Don't you know just mark, is their stronger than they like that feel. Yeah bozo win jabez showed up with the two. Sarah am putnam juniors house. The servers pull out a big ass knife in old titular, to kill the girl again business related quickly. At this point there in visible world, their invisible. Nobody can see them, except for ample putnam junior titular refused in supposedly.

less than I've away from the witches while they threatened to cut off our at instead gallagher archeo you supposedly. This is all seen by ample. junior and was described in real time. People did had memory am putnam, unicef saying Sarah Gordon, osborne fighting over a knife right now, they're both trying to kill me. However, the most likely explanation for that and had a hallucination in front of her father? Her father samuel, paris and paris, told ted Cuba, where you present at this Sarah good. Sarah osborne, nigh fight and she said, reassure and then repeated the story on the stand still using the term hallucinations Every kindly kind rivers lay yes in the end, though tissue, but did confess to the least the tortures pinching on the devil's behalf. That was like the bible, light of those the lightest

and you could do for the damage they have approached me up. I mean it isn't the devil is like the most powerful enemy of all time. Go pit someone for me. It's kind of a funny thing too Well, that was all done on purpose and I'll talk about it. When we get to the section where I talk about the beginning of the devil: sept, okay, but, interestingly, in another pattern that would repeat itself the four girls who had spent tip his entire time on the stand and torment they quieted down after she confessed and apologized, but once they calmed down teachable story, freak out and acting tormented herself outside. To do that, she said that the two Sarah's were now attacking her ass. She tried to out afflict the afflicted. Never do that can hopefully the outward despite or confession. Teachable was held for trial, three four three on

first day onward, knew it one day, one day, Sarah good Sarah osborne and teach above all that one day, yet it already got We wish you today go work. Everybody go work. The court gave you a barrel of tomorrow oh shit on core gossip will be from night good, and this wasn't even the and the meeting to tell you how almost mundane, this was or at least a matter of fact. The proceedings were the rest of the days meeting after charge. Three women with capital crimes was spent arguing about bills and access, always is the road between salem town and same salem village. It had been repaired and sail in town centres. Sailor build you gonna pay for the ship, but seeing them

said found down. You were to pay for this shit. So once again, they were caught in the pain in the ass in a fuckin pain in the ass back. There's never been, I think, in history to the group of contain caress, fuckin karen's. Listen. What higher story like here at all started like this. In all its all of this petty, fucking garbage. They all would not give an inch on it. We all about whatever it what it was all again everything sucked in life was. You can I'm Karen's Emily column, grumpy rory's what good restructuring absolutely because it seems like the men, are being a little catty a on yeah, but as two men from this meeting were walking from salem village to salem town, to tell them fuck salem town merlot they pay. anybody road. Then they're not made for this road salem bella, Jane gotta pay for this, I'm not going to name it after all, you're going to be the one bamber, the rock will do you use the road ny guy down

Well, maybe you should be aware that I want, if I instead devil, no matter how much honestly, whoever came up with pay tolls is that Those are all over the place, the eyes, then it is honesty, really nice, because it does help build the snow tax me secretly and don't need to stop the middle. The fucking highway why the two men walking down that road, they heard frightening noises on said repaired road. They then saw a quote unidentified beast. Which flew apart and became three women quickly as they vanished. Sounds like you young people trying to get into an r rated movie recording these two men. Those three women were sarah good, sir osborne and did you buy, but even though all three, including Sarah good, were being held in custody. It seem to do now.

thing to alleviate the torment of servant. Elizabeth Hubbard that night she was afflicted by a series of pinches and, as she stared blankly ahead, she said quote: vast stance sat a good upon the table by you with all her naked breast barefooted, then legged o nasty slut. If I had something, I would kill tilly more now. What does she look? Look here is going up hang a top on the bottom in their round on the bottom woof various red legs. Many ever turn around now see the ponderous split up back area, while long hair like a horse without your kind of mixed streams and he's got his shoulders like a goose.

If the cows have a digital, delicious roast beast: oh man, I'm gonna go have sex with all these farm animals now so You're taking her at her word, but Sarah goods right there there she is a neighbour keeping watch, picked up his walking stick and start. just staring at the air of a man ever everybody's jump out here you swipes hubbard, said that were you. Yes, you had Sarah good specter in the bag. You didn't know that you almost killed her. You almost data yeah. Everyone else is drinking beer. Eating peanuts, just be like this is fuckin getting worried. I thought we were going to have to make up something to do. Not, I guess, they're doing it for us they did. Actually, there was one instance of this happening in the bar. in that area. That is one where the scene of a girl directing someone

swat, the air with an object were the spectre was supposed to be. It would occur again and again sometimes and success sometimes not, but it certainly made people feel like they part of the scene, they re or again the mix there all right. Meanwhile, even though Sarah good spectre was supposed to be attacking Elizabeth hubbard, the real Sarah good was trying to escape jail barefoot in massachusetts, winner with her infant in her arms when she was finally found, almost freezing to death or arm was bloody from wrist. who elbow the devil. I mean for these, maybe the escape. Having escape the idea the damage to more than double it's one of the two now after tissues testimony the word the fears of the salem community were confirmed. Witches were not only present in salem, but at least nine of them, working together in a conspiracy with satan to torture, their children and destroy their way of life. He added that's two up from seven. That's a lot. Yes, let me say that

in Satan is there to torture. Your children, kill your children and destroy your way of life. I don't know what that's like that after the first three accused witches were in jail. The afflicted girl started feeling a bit better. The only one who showed no change was an putnam junior, who seemed to be an actually very sick girl who needed meant instead of blind indulgent. Maybe if you think I'm sick, maybe that's because you're an agent of the day Now that shot Someone bring me pox for your parks. You happy former, which It is very nice to save my life, you laugh, but it was a lot like that

I'm putnam junior, claim to still be tormented by two additional spectres, the first in an accusation that was taken as seriously as death with Sarah goods. Five year old daughter, the unfair infinitely named dorcas yeah. I mean he used to hear that name anymore, and I don't know why. I don't think he even heard it then nah I mean. Actually there was more than one dorcas in. There's another one dorcas in the store dark and also dorcas. That was another one of the nickname than I had when I was a kid besides, Marcus farts norman's marks is now I like yeah that funding to make that georgia is bar. That has really is currently. If I was if I would have been like a chubby, nerdy kid dorcas, pork, stuff, would have been a door works as any random, born

that was it. Apparently, it means a woman who's made clothing for the poor, dorcas and tutors come in for dinner, we're eating bones, because we were too busy. Fucking. Remember your brother sister! Don't forget the cat's asshole gleamed before you come in! Dork is over. He already did it. You can tell by how brown my tip of my tongue is fantastic. Now, even though dorcas good was only five ann Putnam Jr claimed that this kindergartener thrust the devil's book towards her and demanded she sign it, and when and wouldn't the five year old bit pinched and choked her as viciously as any adult which other accused person here number five by my count, I thing was a recent addition to samuel paris church who seldom hesitated to raise her opinion? In other words, a pain in the ass? Her name was Martha corrie and she was the

third wife of a man named guiles corey, who, over the years, had gradual, did from pain in the ass to real peace. shit yeah real. I prefer a real piece of fuckin shit. What happened to your other two wives airlines is there not wives, anymore, didn't kill us lives. Not ladies died. One died. The biggest died, That happens a lot, but the thing is about this time is that you know in a wife dies now that you know everyone's very sad, but when you are accused of being a which that debt wife's death very easily turns into a murder. Oh no matter what really happened because witchcraft you can do anything with witchcraft. You someone at it die of a fever. Oh you gave them that visa through witchcraft. Very easy to do so. You jump abridge, Whitcomb if a bridge exactly because well we'll talk about it because back in the day to be many gods

right. There should be many many gods, as we shifted to monotheism, where they had to do, was come up with all these different ways to talk about the inner drives of human beings, which is why they invented demons, and it's like that film inside out mad Yeah I mean, I hope only I'm gonna tell you that that it it does work. Yes, it does work out, except with all demons, dennin syn look. What is inside. One of their emotions. It inside out should have been fucking disturbingly horny. That should have been won. It was for children's, but what guiles was considered a quote very quarrelsome and contentious bad fuck you you're the bad, nay, but now I'm gonna say they. I save my spot every day and I get my lawnmower. He had once been in trouble for theft of dry goods and he had almost,

certainly beaten a handy man to death of, but it was never definitively proven, but everyone knew they beat the guy to death for what I beat. The guided dead he's walmart hammers year. For you, my lord, more back again, oh yeah, you want me to enjoy reintroduce you to your fuckin wife, I don't even know. Is there a fucking cow at eight and, although all day, she's a fucking piece of shit, I didn't do anything, I'm a bad neighbor. All the girls was also known to threaten suicide. To get his way, yeah and the often threatened his sons with a specifically spiteful suicide in which he would kill himself and make sure that they took the blame. If they didn't do it, he said highly specific, isn't how I know that I was born on the east coast, because my grandmother used to say fuck, shit like this? I believe it. It's a great it's a good little tool of manipulation. I suppose. In other words, he was a bad dude in

accusation would come on the heels of his wife's see once Martha. Corey was accused by an footnote junior anew addition to the afflicted a servant named Mary Warren also said that Martha Corey spectre was haunting around four pinches in pokes. What's interesting about the afflicted mary, worn, though, is that she worked for a couple named John and Elizabeth procter and proctor was none too convinced that any of these witchcraft accusations were true, but not because he thought that witchcraft wasn't John proctor believed that if anyone should be accused of witchcraft in a village, it should be the bewitched servant. Girls. Selves and none the respectable women of the village like Martha corey, but also feel like that she's gonna get him into Sir trouble may be an john proctor by the way he was sixty years old and he did not look like Daniel day Lois. No, no! No! No! It's really weird how they do that in hollywood.

a young people. Call it lives right, does its dramatic effect. You make it seem like where one would be attractive in the time here. What should they have cast danny dvd? I could have been anybody. You discarding. You know a guy with a fucking, a hatchet face. Discussing the guy from the which, yet yeah the other, the weird british man yeah. No, I mean the crucible was, of course I am indeed arthur. Miller, took many artistic licences with the crucible like, for example, like job the supposed romance between John procter and abigail Williams Abigail there. Abigail Williams was eleven years old man he'll John proctor with sixty years. Yet so she can be married for another two years, don't worry, I their own back yard, gay lids, we'll since John proctor was also a real piece of shit

When his servant, mary, worn, started, throwing fits and hurling accusations witchcraft. He beat her and tell the fits in the accusations, very abrupt stopped, implying that mary by just been joining in on the fun, but once more, he had her change of heart say an eia was just can shut up sorry, the afflicted girls also had a change of heart and said that marries after had joined the ranks of the witches swell. I shall use you wanna bite it. It's just important. Remember, anytime, you confused each has any single person. This has any single thing about any one of the accused or the afflicted. They get wrapped into the story every single person that is remotely touches. The story is now in the store. Maybe they should just keep it. Keep it down a little bit may mean we'll marry more and then spent three weeks in prison until she decided it was

or to be amongst the afflicted, rather than the acute change. Tapes, yeah, ok and she once again lapsed in the fits. My wife and I are drunk history Oh shirtless Henry shaken around mary worn, then rejoined the ranks of her tormented sisterhood. While her masters John and Elizabeth proctor, they joined the ranks of first the arrested and then the condemn god. It sounds like they're choosing, dodgeball teams, but it's all about witchcraft and then can be killed. Oh yeah, on this day, were high seas seemingly low on outsiders and dislike community members. She could name, am putnam junior made the first true starling accusation. She and an elderly woman named rebecca nurse. Who was a good christian woman by all accounts? Who was

most universally loved and respected they all the ant hathaway, oh now, but as happened time and again as soon as one afflicted accused someone, the rest would fall no matter who was accused. It's the most dangerous Why? Yes and there's ever been ok, however, it is important to note that the six may girls were not the only ones, hurling accusations, nor were all the accusers puritan, a middle age. quaker woman named Bathsheba pope counted herself amongst the afflicted and tissues husband and enslaved man named John Indian also came in and out of the proceedings to say he was being tortured by the spectres of teenage girls in a move that I dont quite understand. Martha COS Three was actually brought to the putnam house to meet here. Accuser am putnam junior face to face, and predictably, the mere presence of an accused which absolutely ruined the day of the afflicted.

Visit a ruined or day this important lightly. On this day, an putnam do. your fell into what were presumably full elusive. The moment Martha Corey walked through her door and crumbled and her feet head hands, horribly contorted, she choked and rye LEO. How know everybody just sit near with her head neuron spin, like of foxes who's. Next, who is what do I mean more? They like gotta, worthy thrilled. I don't know I think that if you remember, we ever seen the twilight zone movie when they're all afraid of the kid. Yes, that one story, I think it's like that, I think they're all like whenever you need and how you want good thing that you did, that it's a good thing, but you just accused the woman, the old woman, that we all wait that we all love in the event of witchcraft. It's a good thing. Thank you in Malta, Tell me, I guess it's time for my fourth pop taught us the more yeah. I guess so. Their healthy snags

barely hurts you, oh god, and to giving all those parts, am putnam junior wailed that Martha Corey was torturing her just by being there and tongue stuck out mainly involuntarily, and she bit down hard work. Martha was punishing and with witchcraft. Most found at this point, he's gotta be like all right. You know what I can see a gypsy. I'm affecting you. I'm gonna go well when you get out here? What I would say is that if I was accused, which at this time period in the goal is to stop in like then I got you, another good! You mean everybody. Did you write to them? We can all be like. Is it working visit? You could do a people like at that issue and then, I have to go like ugh, then they have to act like they're, going crazy girl, and then you have everybody doing it, and then you run because then you one of my man and you know like. I think, if you do, that, you very much risk getting an axe

I read in your sculpt, I'm at right at right there in front of everybody, the whole town, people taking Israel. Syria point counter interested in an regain the power of speech. She said that she could see a yellow bird suckling, blood between Martha's, forefinger and middle finger and thumb the new solutions, only got goya, or at least the claims of hallucinations only got Gloria, an cry that she was looking direct. Leap into the invisible world which, as I said earlier, that the cat all term for the rome were spectres did their dirty deeds where familiars lived and whether data arraigned absolute then it. This is where our sir crowley broke the mind of his end, Is it a world where they were fighting the desert together? While I want, while they go when he fought bed, what are the agamemnon area, what it was like our access, maybe a city invisible words, a great place to be a cat

Let us look my ass. Alright me, I remember you're a guy. You should guide The idea was trying to play a category really ruined for years, six, which would have like my ass already, but I guess you made me like that all who, during this peak under the veil, twelve year old, an putnam junior said that she saw a man steward honest spit roasting in her parents hearth. Then she turned to Martha when it and said good goody corey, are you Turning of it now you're the man, the man now seems to be a pretty far fetched. Hallucination virtual, if your old puritan girl, you might think. Oh, my god, how does this girl, possibly just come up with this stuff off the top of her head? She's, never seen a horror movie before, but the putnam's had taken in an orphan

main frontier wars named mercy, louis who may have contributed to this fantasy. With her own reality by seventeen years of age, mercies, parents, grandparents, ants uncles and most of her cousins had all been killed in the recent wars against native tribes in maine than she had no doubt repeated, the stories of natives burning people alive whether those stories were true or not, but it was true that her entire fucking family was add and smouldering in a bar villa she experienced drama that sounds like it yeah due to others. pretty brutal wars, newer, extremely brutal on both sides and so when an putnam juniors said that there was a person steward on a spit in the fireplace mercy, louis them, refugee crab mistaken repeatedly struck at the spot, where the at was supposed to be, which supposedly caused it to flickr in and out of an site with each frank, it's like playing with the antenna.

is it's just. They were one willful ball away from just starting a game of baseball. Just put a couple of bases out that outfielder infielder, you got a game that you don't have to kill anybody, and you know what it would have been good time for twister twister, We have not been allowed to put to us today on average annual it at all over themselves in the context of twister. If you could say this is god's truth, you got married and everyone lazy straight yes or no, Twist, your called logs on a map of one game that point mercy louis certainly shown some ptsd here. She joined in on a hallucination and claim that the spectre of Martha Corey had struck her with an iron raw. Oh and she fell to the floor and just as much torment as I am that mom Martha finally left the house, but mercies fits had become so strong, it took three men to restrain her and supposedly later.

night as mercy sat in the chair facing the burning hearth. The seat began inching towards the fire and three men not stop mercifully thrown into the flame huggins. Yet at a steady scary, our perhaps it might be more accurate to say it took three men to stop mercy from throwing herself into the fire at horrified. And seemed. To be honest, I am salami horrifying. I got a little bit of a breakdown scientifically about mass hysteria from Joel, a researcher that actually thought was really interesting, and one thing a kind of talks about is how these woods, what's kind of called mass socio genetic illness, is one of the terms for it, because we ve talked about the car up that we're dealing with witches conversion condition disorder, we'll talk with you with the conversion disorder, which actually found out, is not been debunked. No on there's been called functional neurological disorders harrison.

What thing around that kind of talk about, which is the sort of like weird it's spell of of symptoms, said a bunch of people get under this. One thing is again, then it it's really are interesting, though, with a trace it and that it seems that come from stress, related stimulus on eight symptoms and are typical, with this type of a state symptoms with no plausible organic basics, symptoms. It are trends in a benign rang symptoms with rapid onset and recovery occurrence in a segregated group. The pie, use of extraordinary anxiety, symptoms at are spread via site sound or communication, doing that spengler, there's an apparition over there and then when goes like on they jump in the act and throwing it fulfilling the fantasy spread that moves down the age scale, beginning with older at high status, right, which isn't naturally does not always happen on Anna preponderance of female participants, I mean

you look at it that it did absolutely happen that way: samuel parris coming out and saying devil israelis coming for us. So yes, it does. It actually did happen that way, but very interesting. Now, not by late march of sixty ninety two ten people had become afflicted by witchcraft in salem. The population of only about five hundred and fifty to put that into perspective. If you applied that same ratio to new york city population you'd have Didn't forty nine thousand four hundred people being attacked by invisible spectres and eight million people taking it all deadly serious it's like nah, I dunno, have you been on the q train was attacked. Huge rain really had a common forbid, a train that transports people to work to and fro, because I think these days, I think it's like the one two threes pretty the eighty I think, is also taken of beating the lot of the train. Still thinks of the train for five six results green lines not doing grandeur. Well, I do now ass, you think the numbers might hold yeah

yeah hundred thousand witches in new york city. Now, as far as why the witch panic gained so much traction so fast, the answer is simple: the people in charge took seriously see. Not only did the local magistrates take it seriously, but deputy governor thomas danforth, arguably the only person even close to being in charge of something here he travelled to salem with for assistance to take, art in the examinations that's a fund for a constructive and it is like edward. we gotta go, handle these witches, but on that is what we're gonna find out. Is that the crown itself is? Can we really upset really do all she's always upset? I think it was the man baby yeah, one so talented. The deputy governor danforth could have

Easily walked into that meeting house and salem and shut the whole thing down before even a trial occurred because he had every and power to do so, but instead he participated, provided tacit approval in the process can, I may be say it was just easier to do than any of his other jobs there, and it was just like the least that it was the easiest on the checklist anew and like the anxieties, keep doing the easy thing over and over again stead and hard stuff Very little role I can wait. There is real united. fix the row, but that's very complicated, but like the invisible realm yeah that can any anything, and I knew that yeah. That's easy! You just show up and use hang a bunch of people in your life. It's the end of the serious vulgar, and I want to thank everyone for listening. I wanna think you for support over the years, but furthermore when danforth return home, he told them. Everyone, hey witchcraft is infesting salem and he told everybody everywhere, and he therefore spread the panic.

throughout the entire colony. Now the massachusetts knows that there is witchcraft insane not only that, but the guy, the only man in charge, is telling him that witchcraft Israel. Now I don't mean to be cynical here. Well. Please don't be that markets, but with the new I meant coming in because remember they're transitioning from one charter to the other they're transitioning into the you know: english law puritan rule charter. I'm sure danforth wanted to hold onto his position. Therefore, a crisis like this would be the purse the excuse for him to stay in power to be transitioned over from one the other, because the old chestnut have not switch in horses. Midstream that's been and used by politicians for hundreds, if not thousands, of year costs. First of all, you have to get the second ass, bare you're in love with three right any as oh, yes, my first horse it is,

ready what on earth? Nor do I don't know how he longed to be. Oh mother, I value is others, but simply this because of the wheat distribution at port, of whose absence or auditors. I, when I knew down and switch off midstream, because then you have to add horses, I'm not in wet people looking, but first specific modern parallel outside of how george w bush one in two thousand for this tacit approval of the say, tanning panic by an authority gear is exactly what happened with q and on why, instead of stamping out as an obviously stupid, and not even that clever prank perpetrated by the worst of the image boards, certain people in power and certain authority figures gave it credence, and now we ve got multiple people in congress who have all the sentiment

quality of a true believing seventeenth century which find out, which I always ask it to happen for intelligent. I always thought this was going to happen for scientology, but they couldn't get their fucking shit together. That's because a suit accelerate was gone soon. As e g, volunteered line hopper. That, I believe, is a hubbard in this story may ruse he gave it up. They couldn't fuckin figure out what to do with absorbs. They couldn't find their dick with. Alas, how do I designs how'd? You should be. They are not the cuban, oh, my goodness. You spitten fired today, folks, but that's how it jumped you know and that's how I jumped in salem as well and in salem. You know a jumped from just this thing. That's going on in salem that might have fizzled out. That's how it jumped to a colony, wide thing where people actually get executed, cause the governor went in and said hey. This is real. Every This is absolutely real, same ways like you and I would have stayed on the internet. It would have been a fun stupid, internet conspiracy,

a nice little alarm, yeah yeah, but because people can empower validity did it, it made a jump when I was in texas this week and I saw a hugh flag our last many other flags. This shit is in the real world now because the people in power said yet cool mark, as that was actually a taping sesame street and the letter of the day was higher, annoy, has gotten very entitled such arrange. Absolutely this is a thought of virus. That's what's happening there. So, on the second round of public examinations, the magistrates started with Martha corey repeating their previous pattern. of accusations, insinuations and leading questions by now, though, the afflicted were starting to solidify their act. They react the every movement Martha Corey made crying out. If she bit her lip showing bruises Martha clinched your hand feeling general pain from pretty much any movement tat. I can just see I it seems like theatre training and a one nanda to let it

get again, it's very like our! U biting your lap takes used by more than I do it now, and now I mean these girls perform together enough where they got the instinct. You know they iron, they all they all performed in concert with each other, harlem globetrotters of witches. At this point, the quicker Bathsheba pope joined in saying that she felt it Her bowels are being torn out by marthas, diabolical in these and invisible machination? Yes, I mean your, but I don't know maybe sleeping over here, but I must leave. I'm in your body is possibly is possible. It just menopause my more like now appall, I'm gonna kill midnight is largely due to make her stop bathsheba through her muff at martha weight or what this is my aggravated, the handle of people still use em nuts about its those, its them up The thing we know is oxides. People use them was the last to be sensible. Use them

and it was now millennia where the hell do. You know about christmas by christmas, its moths aren't exactly aerodynamic, but she threw them. I didn't make it. The pope took off never shoes and threw it at Martha's head words project how, after Martha Corey, managed to stay almost perfectly still, girls. Finally, calm down the afflicted claim that they were made privy to the fact that Martha Corey had signed a contract with the devil for ten years and harass, we're going all remained our aim was sent to jail No. She stolen a rookie contract. Yes, these are Such actions are happening over several days correctly idea. They're bringing back to so it goes back and forth from that. What happened to the meeting hall? What there's the accusation first and then there the examination because they gotta make it real at least

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five years old and I don't know where little dorcas was because every place she sat there's a little cheese. Do too little elegant little goldfish, gothenburg everywhere body at issue goes down dorcas his throat, like the like her throat so river torn my office. I give you my exercised by you'd like dorcas good at my office. Dorcas gonna forget out of our stock as governor dorcas study, on your. How are you doing here make that we need a name or dog next door, nosedive your desire darkness, but after the afflicted cried out, the spectre of Dorcas good had bitten them after they showed by marks on their skin that they'd no doubt done themselves. The magistrates ordered the kindergartener to jail while he was shackled in iron, like all the others, to prevent her from doing

Further witchcraft she's like a real, live. My little monster, nafta, muttering off she's irregular gretta thorn burg thoroughly. I don't know what I was now embarrassed. Neither are they work. I don't know what she d eyes: the portuguese used by a lot of people. Much like dorcas, was the iron shackles, we're both convenient bit of a problem for the afflicted and hears we're playing by the illogical rules of witchcraft accusation got more people into trouble where I say illogical rules. I'd say it's more like beer by the rules and the rules have their own logic to them all this shows did you have to follow the logic of the witchcraft rules, the whole time and the logical Its craft rules just brings more and more people and its vortex that just keeps getting bigger and faster. May steal, a term from marcus, cui bono.

donald trump, because he's got his live golf courses and there is a fine husband How did you know he doesn't know? Did nine eleven I need nine eleven. at nine alone. What strong wind? What was nine eleven? What's the deal, Nine when was nine eleven suited. Baker, s head and the cheese we'll. Concerning iron, it was believed that which was shackled an iron. She, like a fuckin fair. with his or her powers. As long as they were kept in iron, it could be touched. It hurts magic iron that matter, ok, but the girls, the afflicted they needed to have constant tormentors to keep everything going. So when one person was shackled They had the name more names course cuts both ways. If a girl was suffering from

The aforementioned conversion disorder than her symptoms would not have stopped because the imagined which was in jail because their lives did not change from sukhi, hard to awesome uneasy in any meaningful way that citizens are not going to go away. It's almost as if they were hoping that there would be a change, and then, when all of the drama happened, and then nothing changed actually got worse. It's almost like realize, like oh we're, actually, all now in an incredible amount of shit, why don't you if they realized at one point that, like oh, no likely snapped out of it, it wasn't, which is, I think that they thought that they were still afflict were still being afflicted by something something happening here. So logically, there's gotta be the witches around there have because these other, which is the one that I thought there were in, that there were doing there in irons. It's gotta be more, which is around there. They only with jail like I can't do their indignation. Nido glass

prison, absolutely yeah, and they logically had a name more names, because I think that were also trying to please these authority figures who had told them you are bewitched, you know you are my wage there's something are which is fuckin with you and I think most likely. This is the case with only a couple of the girls. I think, a lot of whom were talking out of their ass. I think I am putnam junior, certainly and problem the mercy louis were suffering from cancer, in disorder, and that this was sort there. that's how they manifested at a bottle. I could be wrong. I might be wrong completely out there at sixty. Ninety two fuckin knows now always accusing me of being their markets know why I called him away. You get him awake limit. I am the only person who saved, because I am aware, inc, sukhi in hard tat sounds like two thieves that always deal licorice gets here,

and you didn't, but when it came to girls making should focus their certainly were a few of those it's possible that they either work, for the game the end or they thought the deed already gone too far. stop now, because admitting the making false witchcraft accusations. That was also a crime, not capital, but it was it was a guy's or even die, though no net, no, not necessarily, but there is also no, I think, they're subtler forces at work. Here too, I think there's a little bit of a you know. There's two efforts: there, the view that they are. These are people trying to find agency in a ah in full. On a massage earnest theocracy I decided to try to find a way to gain some kind of power by flipping and on their heads and making sure. Now everyone has to listen to the little girls. Even though for they were nonexistent within there's the others. the same exact coin, was, does giving

into the narrative that be which is a real, actually help the patriarchy. Does it help fuel it by com? eating the circuit by saying like we are now the other elements that make what you say about It is being real real, so now we're actually completing a please picture in all these areas will gain no power whatsoever, not at all all we did was they got twenty six p. Twenty five people killed that they did not gain any power at all. Well, let's not say that's it. I'm is pretty him as a lot I know everyone has the impressive, but they definitely accomplished within one. When we get to the end of our series, we will show that they did go too far. Having a really. Why not to the point of keeping things going, the afflicted couldn't very well keep saying the same things over and over again in order to up the stakes once more and afflicted girl claimed that the godly rebecca nurse and about

forty other way added. They had in aided the lands of samuel paris to hold a devils supper? I don't wanna be late, got deal hours it five that I'll be. There were occurring enough, had six thirty sign up with leading job of this whole as wedding, inappropriate, version of the lord supper. That was the holy communion. The Devereaux supper involved, taking communion of the blood of an innocent ye. Will I mean that the different Notes that we're out of an innocent with numbers, without even you really like yours or Jesus, was guilty. It with making you drink is fuckin blood for the west wind. That's why the transubstantiation! This is the

There are a lot of its new bla bla, real blot, o connor. In this case, the blood belong to paris. His niece Abigail Williams, Abigail William, said that she was ordered to eat, of the devil's supper, her own blood and when she refused, she was joke to see what you can eat. I always try to make you eat, but now I'm joking, Why can't I know now we want to eat endeavours to agree, but, according to her in the other girls, the devil supper with presided by who else, but the devil, I saw you. I get a number of these all powerful evil entity. This I've also caterer opposite. I knew the devil who showed up to give communion was they said, buying grave man in all witches? were made to tremble when he came.

It is already too oh gaz. I guess oh well I'll talk a little bit on the idea of where Satan even came from the idea of the satanic mess words seemed to come around with a little, but I was alluding to before right to its own point. There were many gots marital of course, there is many gods, many agents of god. There is many like spirits and nymphs and they all took care of the bad things on point We wanted to have one guy not created by humans at all. Norway, certainly not arbitrarily created over hundreds of years of various councils to all decide what this mysterious book of poetry that what is somehow delivered to them did not written by people whose lives to them. They to figure out what god was in, how we react, and so what they did was that they made up satan because they needed somebody else cause cause a vicious one god, and that means that god is also the same god. It makes all the bad things absolutely, but it also makes the hare lips with genuine phoenix. He made his one

but that will absolutely the wrong absolute guarantee that at all now wrong at all. When I'm just saying, there's also that you know babies, babies haven't baby you know, I'm leavin why you baby Baby I'll say that that is not what you expect, the god. God would do that babies arrays now has a glad you know earthquakes NATO's annual there with everything that life like when you, when you buy new, aha pocket, you think it's it's good in its, not net burn your mouth, it at all you never get the right temperature? Yes, the devil, ass, the devil right season for westward. we have made by the devil's self, and so the ideas you how to create an evil got so they created this, but then ever since so like soon as christianity came out of the spiritual vagina, it splintered into many different factions,

the main church, but first it started with the roman church and the greek church of all that kind of guide the main motto: the pantheistic religions. They wanted to smash little christianity outbreaks by calling them cannibals and saying they do all this well shit, but really would gain from, was a thing called a gap which actually was the supper that someone in a christian society, one of a gun, person that was well earned would hosted dinner. Were people would come and hang out and they would all gone. They do a prayer thing in means open a gave. A good. Also, then weekly night turned and thirty of the bacchanalia that actually the organ together, they have big day incessantly orgies right: their fathers, fuckin mothers and fathers fuckin daddy

fathers, fucking their sons or alien into detail aid only cannibal shit but really came, would turn into would like that. Those rules put off because the people they were truly queues at that. Where these things they called the duelist people, the moon and airy, a unknowable crater god the gnostics now and then a a tangible god that bet normal, christians would worship the created. This evil material world rank did you write it was. It was split apart, but the calf hours, which is like one famous group of them they were constantly labelled as this is canada, Does it do these big rosy, gay orgies or punish it, but really what you know, you're really focused on the gay or day were I'm in a lot of you to sleep. There were just weird like window: they kissed each other

What about the other name? Isn't it obligate it again with kissing, insisting cannibalism? Ok, malaga coreham were really but very little tiny, witchery blood, bad magics and part of what the cap hours were, the really we're just like the guy. That doesn't talk at eighteen, exuberant or war was always like on the tab. Marine Sub read it Do you know about tat marina? What day? Is it story know it seems, like you're really hung up on an, but has been around for a long time say, or your jailer I hope you get interesting, though, what, with the revelation that forty witches had participated in the devil supper, all bets were off as far as who could be accused because the ranks had to be filled. Ups

now with someone you see the devil be like. How am I going to free these forty? A m stressed out: stop accusing people your I actually cook for three years now I told me the forty people coming to dinner got a case of mere seven pounds of macaroni. Rio of macaroni is great, feels yup. She like this outlaw country basis devastated. Isolation arose over start telling stories about wayland. Any second is actual triggered. It gives me spaghetti I don't know it's very cheap, but further Furthermore, the salem, which trials are a prime case of in for a penny in for a pound, because, if you believe one claim you have to believe every claim.

Basically, it's how you go from Hillary Clinton. Had a weird party with a performance artist to Tom Hanks is a blow drinking pedophile on a dream: chrome locked in a battle with J, f k, junior for the soul of the world will not not our time here was he. nineteen year old, who made a wish to become large, and then he had sex with the father ball for awhile he died a sad death in philadelphia, love, timings, yet more love now and the next round of examinations, the magistrates decided to test the accused by asking them to recite the lord's prayer, because it was believed that when aligned with the devil would be physically unable to do so. But this test is not as simple as you might think. When I say that they would be unable to recite the lord's prayer, it would be more accurate to say that they could not recite the lord's prayer perfectly. Yes, it wouldn't be like you tried you couldn't even get through our father. Gordon have ended up raw

our bar. No, the deviation of just a single word or a single miss pronunciation, have any word throughout the entire lord's prayer. That was evidence of witchcraft, because it's not that you fucked up. It's that you couldn't do it. I know exactly I'm not going to I yes, lord's prayer, simple, some go for it. I thought No, no. I thought a man who is in bethlehem fatah noise mileage althea would be thy gunk Your guy pigeon come dire ring man done. On earth as it is in saint petersburg. Euro I honestly I'll take it. I hate public speaking in personnel, you're very nervous, but, for example, during this get round of examinations. One of the accused said: he was reciting lords barrack, he said, deliver us from evil which that's, however,

No, that's what I learned from evil. Now the real line is deliver us from eve. You bits yeah, Sandra had a right, do you our father, aren't Heaven hollow be their name. How I found him- and I will they done than others in heaven- gave us our daily bread and forgets, forgive us of our trespasses. We forget those who trespass against us and let us not to into temptation but delivers, from all four thine. Is the power that the moon glory forever on end What you are undoubtedly forgive I fuckin forego the word all yet you are now will literally that gently necessity. Since the accused said the popular version regional and we all know that person failed the test and the earlier used as evidence of witchcraft, but is an evil. All evil by nature do know, know that there's two others and as the inner gonna debated here not cited out, another

person when they try doing it. They said hollowed be thy name instead of hallowed be thy name so again, therefore, which killer splitting hairs? Well, I mean hey, that's what it's all about! It's a whole fucking game now, during this round, the accusers roped in march cory's husband, guiles corey, making him the first, but certainly not the last man accused doing the same in which try out, I thought you were bad neighbour. Don't forget that its less sexy, when it's a guy but during cory's examination instead of staying, perfectly still to avoid the noises of agony may by the afflicted gauss corey like wave hands in the air ceiling. Mark is bachman. Wildman was mincing across enslaved. She was made and wave jasmine, think ass. An uncle kind of seabirds gets, you know like ever. Do one of those like public areas where, like you, can we Your hands through, like arches, that it makes

noises. It's like then, landscape, really article arrogant, warm. You he's just outta with all the appointed girls. These go like you go Hugo yeah, like ike turner out there yeah forcing these people to perform. I think he also understands that his time is going to be a pretty certain and now what he's got to do is be a bastard to the very fucking. I guess what I like about Gaius Cory. Well, I think what he's trying to do is he's trying to see how far they can take cause he's. Think he's sitting there. Thinking like these girls are faking it what What are they doing scream forever so They will stop. The average will stop eventually. So let's do, but they stopped and from doing it before they really let him go for it. They tied his hands behind his back. I couldn't do it. more wow from now also that makes him super guilty. Look and write he eyes, because it makes it look like he torment of the girls on purpose, but in a somewhat creep.

moment, but shows that the new metal head tilt is time. who guiles tipped his head to the side during his testimony in the afflicted girls of did their head the same way it'd be like if I was sitting there drink it, I'd be like well, have another beer, that's scary man yeah, then, when gals corey exasperated lee sucked in his cheeks, the girls did that as well copper. You may call me, and so after her bring a fair amount of bio puritanical insulted. The afflicted guiles was sent to jail, join his wife, Martha

they all thought now, I'm in want of jail with my wife come on up next, though, was a creature of pure chaos, a troll who would have certainly been right at home on eight jan, her name was Abigail hobbs and her only purpose in the salem which try. Walls was too royally fuck with everyone involved. In other words, she did it for the low what out speedy meat to do for you miss the jail. You're not only know that you're. Not only. Imagine me as our like. No one guy, I always say we see my sword. a lot of alternate universe, hurtig, windsor comecon and every beautiful in their own way Don't need you to do. No, not really

im, glad you're shirtless less its. I wish that people could see this horrific image. I have the same cup sizes is robbie australia, you're right. We only difference the hook weak they ever it's well. Abigail hobbs could have easily joined the ranks of the afflicted she chose instead, even at great personal cost. To play. The part of the which tomorrow, as many wrenches, if she could into the situation, to make things even worse in salem, talk there's a girl like two gunk up the works and, what's tempting to say, like yeah. What groovy check manage fuck it up into the entire system? It's important to note that her trolling greatly contributed to the execution of nineteen people and the deaths of six. More again, the modern parallels are astounding was never really cool. This ban is bad and actual alot of innocent people were homsey hobbs claims of involvement.

Witchcraft raise the entire affair to another level, because where before you had only in enslaved person, confessing to being a witch and are reluctant one at that. You know had a community member saying that she not only practised witchcraft, but she did so of her own free will. Laughter said the doublespeak would use cookie balls to get at the data I bought into. I don't know more hubs openly, bragged that she feared nothing and a quote sold herself body and soul to the old boy,

every how the logan found it seems like it's. Just you going into great detail on that namo yeah. That was fun about one. How old is that? Eventually, it turns into the other uso and that's about the closest anyone came to mentioning sex in all of these proceedings, told herself body and soul wow almost casually hobbes would tell women's. didn't like that. She could and would call upon satan at any moment to raise nearby spirits for torment if they didn't do what she said to do, and all this was most likely that meets mode. Done out of a certain teenage rebellion. I mean it's not like damien eccles, you know him playing planchet, he will call them double worshiper and highly eyeing it out. Will each oddities funny you using high school kidding, you didn't commit murder, you didn't think it was possible that they would believe it now exactly did but It is interesting that she died. What is on top at this past week is one side of the story There was a woman that went to an execution she was going to witness guy. He killed his girlfriend and ninety four is to be executed, but they kicked her out because her skirt was one in

If inches above her neat, say what, if I want to say in this particular sport, basically it was that they showed she showed her kneecaps. She had where discusses. Isn't that crazy? So we're still there yet, but, interestingly, though Abigail hobbs was another one of those main refugees from the frontier wars which he flipped it to them. Idle side by saying that she'd met the devil full years earlier, cask obey prior to arrival salem and she had been in the devil surface ever since. Yet you wouldn't believe me, these boats, like dear what was alive ill border now motor boat. Now, as this fuck, you I hear you doubt what I have to say: yeah do the devil's bout? You try to get me to just glad, I didn't even say anything yo, which god damn good word and crazy little toddler. All you guys crazy deserve, as other regrets. Abigail hobbs is that she is truly the person who d

our lives are united and then the gas I gather into the devil. Now I wasn't the devil four years ago. I can't I'm sorry that well now. What's really fascinating, though, is the fact that since Abigail hobbs fully and completely mid to being a which the first to do so without hesitation, the afflicted girls showed no signs whatsoever of any discomfort during her examination in court, even though there were being faced with a witch who was waving, arms go and unaware with them or downright jem, aware you believe, so they were like you in which what could happen was man they're still in their shining. I'm saying I am come like because now it's like oh fuck, got a pro in here, we're all havin fun. We were the peruvian there now

he's an ear she's taken up all the oxygen and also or were they just watching a learned, nay being boa hobbs was certainly giving herself up as a which she also in the process, put her entire family into the jackpot. With her This is just visit, I'm not having children were not tell. You meant a person Jesus, the person who fuckin destroys like a human tornado. Honestly, it's like hazy. Anthony brought her family into the store over was sent. Witchcraft was seen as a corruption that could be taught a which, as family members always resuscitation by association, and so when questioned Although hobbs she showed contrition for her time is Satan's naughty little girl. I must have been too naughty, leaving jail, Mister J cod stocks not tat? I loved smoking.

yeah? You want to go, get some donkeys, know aggravating wooing question hobbs freely offered up her parents, as which right now, I've you fuckin, turned him I'd turn him. I was the one who did it daddy always wanted a piece of my snapshot I hardly member, joined her and rail, along with all the others got. I, which way you say to your daughter at that point. I just feel like who else is a witch honey, when the next up, where the bishops, edward and Sarah, and these this one is that me. I hate this when the most, because edward and Sarah bishop sound truly like just a couple of regular fuckin people, you're right to make lives in this weird ass place. Here they were accused because they ran an unlicensed have earned with gambling out of their home. There were cool yeah and because word- had allegedly encouraged his children to quote abuse

who's, the neighbors swine, which put in modern terms. You said: hey, don't fuck around The neighbor's pigs are going to pick. I dunno you don't kick it neurotoxic. It's like pullets fucking. Tell him some folks who are wasted. Those noble kids would leave me alone when it comes down to boob. Guess it's their freedom. Everything else sucks around here, absolutely little piggy. Sarah was further accused of causing the suicide of a woman named goody, trask goody, trask. After an argument with Sarah bishop had gone home immediately and caught her juggler in oakland a pair of scissors mamma. She died. She bled to death yeah. What didn't help matters was the edward bishop, perhaps only in jest, and this why they were just find people, He said in public many times that his wife was so familiar with the devil that she sat up. Nights quote chatting with the theme

The material will have by yeah. You know the devil. Far a guy we have a good diamond, or maybe an indian, just peanuts, the fiend, no so great character and the the abuja was anyway. Now. By this point, he was becoming obvious to people that you are either on. The side of the court are on the side of the devil, because if people did participate in these accusations in some way or if they participated than change their mind, they would be accused, for example, a depth named John willard, who had himself arrested many witchcraft suspects and it even help. And putnam junior during her afflictions. He resigned because he thought that innocent people were being accused, willie nilly? Oh, I thought you were going to say because he arrested himself, which is kind of adorable. If he has done it again, citizens are go sleep in the jail good joke is I always wanted to sleep. when within days and putnam junior

said, the deputy willard was now amongst her, which tormentors yet another x out. Oh yes, by just saying hey, I think, but I don't think we should be arresting the sweet old lady right now from salem village. The witch panic began to spread far beyond even message Since two hundred and fifty miles away in Stamford connecticut, a servant girl said that she felt a prickling and pinching in her breast while gathering herbert's. She then spend the next two days. Weeping and falling to the floor, followed by another thirteen days of being haunted by a speck, well kept, who alternately, cajoled and threatened her growl

megawatt outlying nicely all you up with a year now we would jellicoe gets me. We can stop crying because you look ugly when you crying you gross when you cry of organised. When you want me to do to you, I want you to my cat fucking coming. You say I love you. I love this seriously. Startle takes tunafish jealous general cat, nor with each round of accusations the types of people accused get more and more unlikely seen the first round. It was just a couple, a weird, off putting old ladys. Nobody likes no big deal on the second, though you people have a little higher standing. You had rebecca nurse. She was actually while respecting the community. She was a good woman, a god. She was the one who proved that any woman could be accuse. Oh yeah, on the fourth,

and though the afflicted finally got around to accusing a bona fide reverend named George borough yeah, which opened the door for absolutely any one in salem to be accused. However burrow was still somewhat have an outsider, even though he was a minister wasn't like he was well liked. He'd been one of the three aforementioned ministers who had pop out of salem in the years leading up to the higher of samuel paris. I wonder why nobody's guys wanted to be the pastors of the town? God is a scary man, yeah yeah, now burrows had come under suspicion for a number of reasons. First, while most ministers were expected to be open and engaged with, the community, burroughs was withdrawn and private use weird guy. Second, he was exceedingly strong, which was considered odd for a man who should have spent his days reading the bible instead of participating in physical,

activity. Where did you get that strength, but from the dance I gotta grouper? I don't even remember yeah, that's the devil store, wives, yeah, I'm sorry! All I got I was making my great grandmother argue. The nordic track is at a nordic track and I see that the nettles joy on long ba ask us two thousand I'll do that. Suzanne summers are pushing for the one that was driven to defy mastered ass. The devil's toy to leslie boroughs was fond of toads, which is considered a bit odd. Not then it's in the fact the toads or a classic, which is familiar yeah. We straw, I knew he likes toads. Yes, he was kissing academy. The pothole was one way to start a b, a satanic mass and the other wants to kiss a frog in the mouth I like made. But it's just burrows just know. I, like my frog. yeah yeah, I, like my friend, my private life, rocks, which nature but a frog. Is it they'd all share their lily pad never been fighting

it's easy to learn something from frat. We all love a good frog. I mean they're a little creepy, but I, like the boroughs, left his minister post in salem in sixty eighty three nine years prior to the trials. This was not because he was kind of which he lee because he was going to which he he last because the people of salem stopped bang, because there Like a move. In the same should they were trying to do with pairs before witchcraft. So, coincidentally, struck his home nor am I car is literally in the pot hole in the road guys. So can we just figure out what that using a paperless george borrows then spent the next eight years, or so in maine at a house that was reported to be haunted, cure. you, sir and curious, and finally, he returned asylum, for god knows what reason I guess, because the main for the what frontier workers who come he was familiar with salem he's, not ok. Let's give his place in the fuckin shot unfortunately, for board, maybe he was forced to go, there might have been forced to come back. Then someone

well like. No, no, that's not a people didn't like salem village island. Unfortunately, for boroughs, though, through sheer coincidence, he got caught in the troll storm, because his haunted house in maine was in cask obey, which was the same town where troll Abigail ha. We had said she first paid fealty to the daimio, get out of here, abigail to that point, two days The examination of Abigail hobbs am putnam junior, said the spectre of reverend boroughs had tried to get her to sign the devil's book. Think it's like which number five or six that came and said: abigail sign the devil's books and the devil's book. She was big, I remember I gather she's, a real story was clutch, but what is different about boroughs is that while he tried to get her to sign the book he boasted of killing not only his own wife and child, but the wife and child a salem minister who came after him day adapt lawson. He did

though I am not, but in letting go worldly daddy's go step, but like a is just like sleeping on, but he's goes confessed. So that's is good as in doing ok, you really is, and so with the man of god officially accused. The stakes were raised again. The afflicted claim that george boroughs had hosted a gathering of witches and reverend paris has passed her. He called all these, which is to order with a trumpet blast and gave us, and he gave a sermon, reminding them of their task of replacing gods church with the devil's, which I think is the first time that any real goal was mentioned outside, I just go and do that voodoo you do so well. I actually think that this it's interesting, because that was what I talked about. That is the least of any real lucifer affair. That is the crux of it is at the wrong gods in charge at the other. God needs to be put back. In short, I mean maybe

by setting up a little bit, might get some more income in their hey, hey also. Sometimes we only to break absolutely after the sermon, though, which is poor asked bread insider around a table in paris pasture where it was announced that satan had arrived. Oh and that not nine, not forty, but Three hundred witches were living in massachusetts. The ice was a lot of really went out of think about how may be Oh there were in talk about the alarming in all amass its use. It's a few thousand, but it's like I mean you ten. Maybe ten percent of the population lives allow lots and lots of their boroughs. It was said, would be king of Hell, yes woman named Martha carrier would be queen, and I know have a mention Martha carrier yet, but wholly fucking shit. There are so many people involved in this story. I cannot name every single person, because it's just becomes a name, salad and you're, not going to know who the fuck is. Who marking is that yeah sure you can see me king of Hell, but sir wish that I'd rather be

a countenance frog town I mean I always hear their frogs in Hell. I guess I'll be there in only one. Only already I want them to be free yeah. Do you think of your on the much fire that currently the president said the boat me in and they chose the prerogatives of frogs near a possible. Greece kill me already liberal values. If you please just kill you knock movie. Authorities actually travelled all the way to maine to arrest reverend sir, When I buy more, where yo do that's the thing that once you're, it wasn't just one of those things where you are excused and like well. If he's around, I guess we'll arrest him like they hunted your ass down. Yeah dude- and this is not like the internet. He was just at home and then all of a sudden dude showed up and said. Guess what you're, which it massachusetts imo, which in I've more were arrested in this round as well, and people would escape like when they knew that the witch accusation was coming their friends. We're going to elect their about the fuck you up, you need to get out of here now and they then

in the middle night and like hide in new york, city or boss, emulate a lot better What hide in new york city, mainly because new york city is just like a fuckin merchant town known. I care us. Nobody knows book, no god at all. It's I'd be only answer. The only question is: does it make money? And if the answer is yes, the new york city is home, absolutely that's where they got the best food. yeah, the ward aga other wonders great, but this being colonial times. The question was where all these were would go while awaiting trial. The answer was born instant, hey noel Austin, I was to say I did we did make. I always listen right. I listened to the audience. I had a little trouble. The audience told me that they felt that some of our ted kennedy jokes, when the last record, our hat they mean die, he's never entirely. I've heard the terms. People said that they were J. Leno, ask we'll jane mediums, but I didn't yes, but that's why I

just a regular guy. He just you know when he arrives right there right on Iraq is red, sorrow magazines. That's at super nice guy, regular reminded us for making fun. Kennedy game reminder that I wanted to tell so he'll here's a more specific, a better man, massachusetts yokes on that day, I know from the ottawa yet come in. This is a better. It's just a eunuch. So if you want better massachusetts, jokes area up, look at your mama, so student, she thought matter. Pan was where chefs lived, Actually, I'm a need. Some scotch, where there are no. No, no, I mean when I got there is that our? Why are rectal thermometers banned at Boston college? I would really love to know that they cause too much brain damage because they're acid, as you did used like look up, aggie, jokes or something and just I looked up, replace specific massachusetts joke when he got up

We can do this all night. I do like that. Would because the thermometer guy got hold of their brains, the brains area out your mama so stupid. She got blue hill avenue had blue hill than real forget it? such a measure. More! Your mama jokes, What message me there's a regionally arrow maria vehicle oil? Why? You might think you would be blair, you could just else's it like you can make that a bronx joke by sound like a how I thought, your mama so stupid, Your mom you're mine also reject your promises to be. She got. Cobble hill was actually made out of peach cobbler yeah that underlining the manhattan miserable days on again he's all new york jobs. not all the eyes of new cosmetic tewson sufferings

This is a good one. I got out, and actually quite I want you don't like me. I guess I like that. Quite a bet they do where jane. The tree was organic while Boston. ample jail space at first, the cells had filled with which suspects in just a few months, there were so many, which is that the jailer had to make it tints of repairs on the jail to fit. Everyone inside and the way this time in massachusetts, the jailed the people who were in jail. They were built for any new locks, any new roofs anything that if it were building here so you have you had to pay for yet man test to see them. Have now they're like go, get it which genies like which, which was an average, withdrew it. While this is really great way to close this out at a really has this year, not probably don't have to that a jail in sixteen ninety to Boston was fuckin awful, but some of the details

are worth mentioning in sixteen. Eighty eggs, a writer named John dunton, described the boston jail as thus it prison is a grave of the living absolutely to the house of meagre, looks and ill smells for life. drink and tobacco. All the compound, oh, if you will just the suburbs of help on the peasants much the same as there are some sugar we're just going to improve the conditions, then seemed kind of inhumane know. The goal is to make the mess. Oh they're, supposed to get worse, serious easiest way to branson rhythm rhythm rhythm rhythm is oh okay, alright, sweet So can we also spend a lot of money on an absolutely similarly, Oh writer named job turkey describe the job, turkey's great name, a yeah. He described the jail a much simpler terms. He wrote that he was almost poisoned by the stink of his own ship payment. Ah.

that's a self indictment, it is, and it said that the stench in Boston, jail of unwashed bodies, rotting food, vomit, dead rats. They made it even more unbearable and unsanitary conditions led to a disease called jail fever, which was previously just dysentery to parliament. It is either that's why they're all dancing in that Elvis video laid Ohio river as it was the sickly Sarah osborne who had been ripped from her bed card, the boston enthroned. The cell she d I'd from human rights. The fight I want asked us one after being held behind the four nine weeks and she left a bill. one lb three pants for her family to pay. Yet in today's money it's about three hundred bucks, unbelievable, yet p died and everyone was out three hundred bucks wow and it's with the first of twenty five.

Deaths that will leave salem until next week. Where will pick back up with the witch trials themselves and the eventual executions, next week's all about how do you trial, which? How do you find out Do you now? How do you make it stick and, most importantly of all, how do you kill? my goodness when you knew it has many too many different way easier. Your mama is so raises. She went and myriad boston, police officer. Oh, that's an indictment of the put our man lying whither you mamma structure. Leading away truly interesting does indeed your mama, so but so pink skinned that she's larry bird. Who is it austin celtics, yes, or at any rate you all show me. Your mama has such a bad taste in food. She, her favorite meal, is boston baked.

being serious. Your mom, you have so much on a nice girl or name was boston green by already now that almost everywhere for all right over. We really good at that. Your ears, those I I learned a lot from popsicle sticks. Thank you so much for listening. We have this is going to be a four part series, yes, which I can't wait to get more into. This was an awesome, great job guys. Thank you. Let's see, we are going to be in philadelphia. Yet we are going to be in a love: ball bag maggots as yeah we're gonna, be there august thirteenth we're going to be in fifths philadelphia. I believe we think we're sold out I'm uncertain, but if not get a ticket, if, if there's not, there's very few left, so we have

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