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Side Stories: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Cute

2019-05-08 | 🔗
Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: the new Ted Bundy movie, a cannibal child, a hero dog, AND MORE.   TRIPLE L.  
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This is the lost. This is on the left side there. It is Clarion laughed in body, I'm like I'm like a big pink seal yeah, yeah, I think, aren't seals. No seals are gray. Ok! Well, you think that's my seals here we go huh. Look at that and they they must. You know. Sometimes you get the question like a man after in years of doing the show guys do you run out of content and then Henry recent, just right off of that ball we done with your says. You know what no
today, I'm in a I'm a seal today, I'm a seal. Today I was moving again. I'm gonna keep dropping this because it's fun to do because I'm rereading Prometheus rising by Robert Anton Wilson and he said a really good way to sort of get back to, analyzing. The true animal nature of humankind sure. Go to the zoo. He actually the way he does recommend it. He says smoke it up, go to the zoo in the book in the book pro yes rising. He says smoke a doobie and go to the oak smoke weed. If that's what you will do, ok. If that's what you like and he said, go watch nature, documentaries, go to the zoo and see how animals behave see how you can then compare that to how but that's like comparing that's like trying to analyze how humans behave by going to solitary confinement, going to death row and being like huh, this what people do when they're sad and locked up,
away from their family, you bring up a very good point, because it's true that is a good way to see on adulterated humankind. Helpers. We have all these helpers. I got my my Google maps. Oh my god, my I got my issues with the air cushions in a 'cause you're. So athletic, look at me helps me jump jump. Yes, hope you take these tools away from me. What kind of what kind of ape am I then? What kind of ape would I be able to kind of apes? Could I fight and beat eggs? So I go to watch the seals on the tv of course, in order to a z will find it very depressing it is, it is watch it home and seals. They got made man, they got the food right in front of him and said It is all around the roll over under seal wives. I don't instincts, tell him to give it all right.
Well, then there's chasin pelicans. Well, they have quite a life. This is online stores that you feel energetic the single dumbest thing. That's ever happened to this is side stories. I am Benjamin Grant Kissel, reporting live from NPR studios We have sealed boy Henry Zebrowski because he watched him are not a man you're a seal. So that's why, to the blade honestly of seals. Learn how to use knives were all done. The holy stabbing at castle on the Skype screen with my screwdriver. No, I know know why? All of a sudden we started recording in and the family The past, maybe four or five episodes you've decided to collect just hold screwdriver butt, but clench. It is. If there's a invasion, and this is
the only line of defense that you have by your bed. This is a thing I learned from Marcus I'm going to put this on market really Marcus for years when he was producing the show, whether it was being round table or when it was doing last podcast. You always had very is nigh mostly knives yeah just around, because it's fun because you're talking right, I can thrust and for somebody. Also, you never know when somebody is going to fucking come behind. My back is to the door in the studio, which actually think I need to change. You need to put this all around, so I could be looking at the door and put little porthole all the sound walls, here's a at the door just case anybody tries to come at me and assassinate me Well, I don't think you're really on the I don't think you're a Kennedy, so. Maybe maybe someone might be upset with you, but I don't think it's going to lead them to assassinate it you, although you never know, but you are starting the window, which is probably safer to be
at the window because if it is an invasion they're coming through that way, not coming through the front door, because they probably assume your polish and your armed they can. You are assumed, correct, yes, correct! I I wonder about the it about these types of things because think about how powerful it would be a smarter. I wonder two four: what right. So you know why did Henry mention seals? Well, we do want to do this, just a small update, because on episode by the way. Speaking of these as well, I don't out with a lot of babies and I'll tell I'll talk about my Minneapolis experience throughout the episode, but this too many babies when I'm surrounded by many babies. I get very very concerned because I feel like it makes my sperm thicker it could X, my sperms jump higher. Well, you have to be nice. You have to sort of speaking like a higher voice. Like maybe like how you doing baby, with Wendy yeah. Well, It's very similar. I speak, I speak,
babies. The exact same way I speak to pop. As a matter of fact, I attributed like the movie look who's talking. I attributed puffins voice, so all of the human babies as well, because I just think anything, can't speak sounds super cute yeah, but you but you're not a character actor like me. No, no, I don't character actor you'd come up with the voice thing. A my name is Tommy That's one baby's name, another baby's! Going that I could. No! I'm going to ban it, see Kerr correcting. Well, I don't want to make them. You know racist archetypes, of an Italian but yeah. That's not a race! but I mean if you have been in ITALY, we could see the delta where it comes from. It is very true. So anyway we talked about that Russian Whale last week the episode and it turns out that we then we mention the US using dolphins to go, find mine stuff it evidently Henry you'll be happy to know the dolphins. Don't find them find by simply exploding the mine.
This makes me sad why I say that I'm not disappointed by that. I'm not! No! I'm not. I'm disappointed by that. I'm not sad and I'm not not said much I'm saying that the elements metal way to send the dolphins at the mines, no, the dolphin should live there doing America's work, their soldiers, they all deserve little purple hearts, although I think we're talking about to die, aren't they know. Soldiers are meant to go, kill and then come back alive and get hugs from people on the board. Walk. I don't know anyway. Do Navy Marine Mammal Program and M is a program administered by the Us Navy, which studies military use of Marie. Animals and they have used the Bottlenose Dolphin Dolphin and a series of other kinds of dolphins, sea lions as well. Henry you'll be happy. The California Sea Lion, they're trained animals, form tasks such as ship in harbor protection, mine detection and clearance and equipment recovery program is based in San Diego, the animals are housed in trained and
in combat zones like the Vietnam WAR and the Iraq war. So thank you. Service, dolphins and sea lions, not an easy task, not something easy to do I see how you're willing to butter up the dolphins, but not robots, because your bill, when you, but what happens if dolphins involved to come at us anyway, the door things are going to evolve to come at us and if that happens, it's going to be millions of years from now and we're all going to be gone and there's not going we're not going to have an offspring. So it's true, it's true no, I mean. When do you four will have to deal with the coming onslaught of these ones? I clone Wendy yeah. They did all the code on the pick things up, that soldier drop and then the protect the chips. By essentially I mean it sounds like they're still just like get it. They get exploded by torpedoes instead of the ship. They might. I don't think it's a. I think it is a thankless job. I don't think it's a safe job for these dolphins, but nonetheless, I think the dolphin is dolphin. War is really cool and I'm happy that we,
some dolphins on our side, fighting the good fight. I fight. I think there should be more r rated animal only movies, and I'm not just talking about like actually exact scenes in it. No no sex scenes, but a movie that it's like versus verses, yeah, the first Dollfie with thumbs, like you send a movie after the nuclear apocalypse that destroys all like sentiant humankind right, but then you have a race of like apes that are slowly gaining consciousness, like they're coming online to reform eight, the new human race. Alright, you got dolphins that are also now be cause of the the like the reigning down of some kind of like protein matters or some kind of into the ocean from the mass of a station there are their world is allowed to grow exponentially underneath the water so
their brains. They get smarter and smarter. So eventually, dolphins are actually sort of as smart as chimps in this and they can communicate to each other and then there's a fucking war between the two hundred or like verse, dolphin figures out how they can create these sort of like water filled scuba. Things that they could share the land right right, yeah? Well, absolutely nothing in about maybe fifty years from now New York. Will be entirely underwater like the city of Atlantis and the doll they're going to say, hey cool while we gained a city but what they don't realize. Is that means you got a ride, the trains. They got to go to work They got together with trains he's going to work they going to be driving the trends you gotta make time in the trends in the rails and then what's the l train shutdown going to be like, then exactly on dolphin crime all the dolphins are like translate to like let the tunnels flood, we can swim. I never me and then the problems are gonna get a lot of push back from a lot
dolphin social justice warriors? Say: dolphins walk now, so we're walking here. We're walking up. So I do like that. You attributed the Brooklyn accent to the dolphins. No doubt will be residing in the borough of Brooklyn and I'm sure the the dolphins were queens- will sound like the folks of queens do as well, but the negative on the movies, though I have another idea of movies that I want to say in a podcast out loud before because I know something, so you don't think someone is going to steal this idea. Are you sure you is this idea so primo that you don't want to there. It is that possible. No I put it out there all right, our fans because look at how the fight the the response and the the support I received over the tragedy of losing out the role of Doctor Robotnik did Jim Carrey. Has no one you, you didn't even know you didn't one audition for you, ok,
even get a chance to read. That is the problem I was just. I literally was just as close to getting the role as you did. It I wish you weren't born to do it. You weren't born to do it. Donation for it because they would So let me they were afraid of opening those. Do so basically they got Jim Carrey to do it, Jim Crary sure. Yes, he might be some internationally famous comedic mastermind. It might be in the middle of a renaissance right now sure whatever yeah is he bored with the body that was built to fill those shape trousers. No, he is skinny man and they're trying to erase fat people what sort of what I might I'll trying to a race that MIKE and Molly, is a very successful show. It's been off the air for the whole. I don't actually know what I don't all MIKE. In addition recently, the guy played MIKE and an audition and I'm you'll pretty grumpy all
the story of Chewbacca okay resumes your the way we have to all right Peter Mayhew, No, no! No! No it all! You know you rest in peace, you may you see on the other side tall man, yes could be, Newcastle know he's seven foot three I could That's why I didn't get Chewbacca. I haven't gotten Sasquatch the only rules that Hollywood would theoretically little man of my girth and size play are still taken by taking a normal sized people other good. You are you Kessel you've, never read the dune books, but I would definitely put you in a big warm costume with just your head sticking out to play God. Emperor of dune well. I do like that, I'm a God emperor that is cool other than that. It sounds like the treatment you're going to get a hold of me Neely from wizard in the bruiser, because you don't like him so, every time you ever cast him you may can where a lot of prosthetics something
and the role is always like your the toilet paper boy and that he has to be covered in true human, Duke you to keep it authentic and then he says to you in that he thinks you for that. This is why I was born to be an executive producer. Very little responsibility, but you can pull fun triggers you were going to say, respect for your actors, but okay? No, actors. I respect all actors, look how much I respect myself! Uh god! Ok, listen! Chewbacca! Laurie line. It's whole story: you could seize or destroy story, no English. What are you console so What should we talk, but are there so that are there, subtitles, no so then? How are we supposed to understand what the hell is going on to the power of storytelling? Sometimes you don't need
words. You do. I tell a story. No, you all know my definition, you need. Yes, images can tell a story, but for the most part you do need words to also tell well because that's kind of the whole speak thing. This is why people are afraid of my words. Just like the brave warrior. Nick dipaolo people are so afraid of my truth versus like you, because the idea that you could have in his mom right. It starts with an them together like as kids training war. Maybe he loses his dad and I'm sure it does is like Blake he's dad like falls off a tree. I think over the game. I could, I think, we'll keys work in a try, but not really certain, but you know, takes place on that planet and he loses his dad and then Chewbacca has to come forward and be the new warrior of his. Maybe they all come and get like raped by a bunch of ewoks and that's why? Sorry, I don't know that. I don't know I mean there might be a deleted scene there. I wouldn't be surprised. I mean they would kind of
like a story arc where Chewbacca fully shaves his body he's often mainstream America. He's just trying to live a good corporate life he's like and they're like. Aren't you a wookie bug, I know they sound like and then it seems like I guess not. He kind of looks like a wiki like a book but he's fully hairless, and then he gets a phone call back from the family saying that They are under attack by the e walks. He He grows his hair and reclaims heritage is head of the Wookie people or I think it's an animal that, I think, is a great like movie yeah 'cause. Then you could do sort of like the STAR Trek understand undiscovered country by fair with the search for Spock We could have like a time machine thing going on where he gets. He deals with like you, have an older, sort of timeline where he ends up in model- America. You know who that also could. Obviously, this sounds like a better to Cumberbatch bash. It could You don't 'cause he's got that horrible British Adams Apple in the oil.
Yeah his weak chin is fucking tiny, weird little eyeballs well he's very talented Ben Benedict Cumberbatch, but that's how talented you have to be. You have to be so talented to get over your weasel eyes. Yet that you have a comment in your name: yeah, that's how talented he is yeah Benedict Cumberbatch. It does sound like Benedict Cumber back. It does sound like a brunch. It sounds like something you, order off a menu that sounds like breakfast restaurant. Yes, that comes with unlimited mimosas seems, like all, have the Cumberbatch, please the Benedict Cumberbatch but you have to drink the shot glass full of com in order to get the bottomless mimosas. Well I mean it's good. I love a prank restaurant, cheaper than pain. I don't know why they I mean they wouldn't be turning a profit, but I guess, like chef, would be laughing
Few Slee, like he's a sesame street character or something so I, but he did you see the TED Bundy Movie, the new TED Bundy movie. I would feel like we should maybe talk about it briefly, because so many people ask us what our opinion is yeah. Let's do it just back just back briefly when it comes to the whales. You know what, though Henry at was controversial. There were some groups that said they, Don't want the animals be to be part of the military and they only want the animals to be used in Non combat roles such as mine detection and the Maybe I said we have a lot of oversight and we're we're we can share the animals, are treated with dignity, respect so will say anyway they volunteered they didn't. They can't even live. There are some up, they say I'll, do it with you ever get into. I don't know. Alright, the TED Bundy movie out on Netflix, it's called extremely wicked, shockingly evil and vile directed by Joe can I just say this right away.
The name. What do you think about the name? Just start with that, because I was like, isn't it? Isn't it a bit much oh yeah? Why not? Why not? Just like the Bundy Movie or like Tad, because it could, it could have just been TED from the content of the movie. Definitely it definitely could have just been tent now. It says right play TED Bundy played by Zac Efron and I want to say one of the best role his career. He is fantastic. He does do a really good job It is a really good job. He transforms himself really well, he does he to have some opportunities to show ranges of the emotions of TED Bundy. I think that the one thing that Bakharev, rounded, the one new thing this movie brought to the conversation about TED Bundy is, I think it truly showcased what the word glib means when comes to psychopaths and like TED Bundy, where Zac Efron. Does that thing where he is everybody's favorite?
guy and he automatically, and the thing that obnoxious fuckboys do, which is He assumes as well that he is everybody's favorite guy right, so he does a really good job of showcasing those emotions. What do I think about the title of the movie for a movie called extremely wicked shockingly evil and vile. It is a it is heavily missing, wicked evil. Vile things yeah well. That was my only issue with and we would love to speak with the director or anyone involved. So loosely yeah. You know, so this is not to not to dis on it. Why so, whatever, obviously they kind of went with a different. They went with a different sort of track. Your The interesting thing is it was it was. More of a romance. So the and that's where it's very the woman that played his lover there. First of all, she looks very like she's beauty. Well, she looks a little bit like a Joni Mitchell remember, Joni, Mitchell, Coyote, very famous sushi it's just gorgeous, but the weird thing was half of the movie
this woman pining over Bundy and at no point did they mention that TED Bundy had sex with severed heads of win. Like why not- and that was my only issue was like- don't make him so Q, because, if you or ign in to the store you really would come away with being like. Maybe he was innocent, it was not. I promise you that it is a. I do believe that the movie Has a specific. It has a specific aim in mind which is Joe. Berlinger is a documentarian. He made the you the document com that TED Bundy conversation. If that thing that just come out and yeah, he made Paradise lost. Yes, he has a keen eye on on a true crime and how to betrayed, and he did leave the stories. I He was. He was trying to tell a story from a different perspective, but it was, I believe he was trying to tell the story of what, if we did know nothing and
only heard from other sources about what TED Bundy did and you're a you or someone maybe love this person and you are hearing all of this in for crazy information. That does not sound like the man that you knew, but right didn't miss only the man that she knew. I mean I think that could be like woman Easley it was. It was heavily massage, yes, was this was sort of the Kobe. A Kobe beef oh yeah of TED Bundy, like slower in the TED Bundy Lore, I loved the friend who is also from that great show at least season one of Westworld, the best friend of TED Bundy's love interest She was great and she was wonderful. Yeah. Acting really was good, but yeah you're right iliac, the performances are great, great great and then no laws meant Haley, Joel Osment is just put into the chubby bearded man's worst position in the world of just being the
Who massages the woman whose whose ex boyfriend is TED Bundy? Yes, the status friends opening ever captured on, I don't have. The word know. That term is now like, obviously problematic people enjoy it everywhere, but it's just true it's just like the dude it just shows up to rub the foot of the woman, oh yeah pining over dead Bundy. Yes, it's the term that Henry was floating around there or sort of skirting around. I think his cock that seems kind of like it was in the character. Description for poor Haley, Joel Osment You know, I'm not going to malign anybody. I would love to speak with that with him as well and technically he did do a great job, but the entire time I'm watching it. I'm like man. I would rather or just have really busy like it, was it's not but it is like just has a man to just watch. You have to watch yourself on screen.
As you like you pour fuckit Bass, Stop doing this skellige allows would stop doing this. Stop playing this part. You don't need to play this park. Man no and that did bring me out of the movie a little bit, but I am happy he's still working. What about the great cameo by James Hetfield James had field also played a cop once again once again play the officer, and then of course. There was another performance by Sheldon, and I know this. May I don't know the man, I know, that's an actor, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but any time I see him. I just stream Sheldon and it text me out of the movie thing yeah. No, that's my mom 'cause, my calls him Shelton. She likes it and she Thank you. Henry Thomas, have you seen the new TED Bundy Movie, Sheldon fanning? That was a big like for her. She was. But for me it's like walking walking shoulder. I just like. I can't break my braid out from I really it's just more of a it really just
shows you. The power of the Big Bang theory is all it is technically just did two well in one roll, but it's a curse and a blessing. It is hard because you get you get the what every actor dreams for us. Then ending job like I think that is actually like a it's a beautiful thing for an actor to get an eight part that resonates we humankind but yeah. Half of humankind in. Makes them want to take a screwdriver and start attacking over drivers. Yeah, not your fault, you just don't work correctly. I look at me, I have, people hate me, delete my performance. They do no idea. Taskbar fits I'm glad, you're safe, I guess off. Yeah. Thank you, but I also do think about it. I did this movie to again it was made by documentarian, I think, quite a bit if it was him that reshooting things that he had for the job to work on as well yeah. So it felt a little bit kind of like the man on the moon, but you don't get a
people that are going to consume any and all serial killer content you might as well watch it it's it's better than the Carl Is there a movie starring James Woods? Yes and well? yeah it's better than that. Maybe it's easy! It's honestly! Not you mentioned nicked APOLLO. Who is evidently you know what he's doing Henry he's go. Yeah. He said it. He say and stuff on it. James James Woods, Nick Depalo have to get together for the worst Buddy comedy movies of all time. It won't be in anywhere, except for maybe like CR, like conservative, tv or whatever, but I mean they'll just blame. You know political correctness for that, but could be the next Ford Fairlane of our time, movie technically, that is them. That is the movie drags across country. That is that is that what that is what is interesting, though, with the director being the director of Paradise, lost Paradise lossed, they show some you sick images of the
Aldrin? Obviously the murder scene, so I was acting when I heard that he was doing it. I was expecting a little bit more blood and that's in really just not because I'm not because I'm like oh yeah, let me see it because that's the story, that's like patrol sorry. This is my problem right. This is the thing with. Fictionalized any of these stories right where, in my brain, cuz the boy inside of me is like. Ok, kill, kill, kill, He like a guy that, like my horror movie side, been in the real my my rational brain comes in and says being like these are real victims. Well I don't the the the of the out master of the of these real victims. I don't need to see this and then that's a problem when you're making a movie about it were on some level if it was just about a fictional zero killer. The first thing I would be say I, but I would be screaming, is no kills. But the thing is this is what we talk about, and this is why and last podcast on the left. We go there
gory details, because then that doesn't make TED Bundy still cute we think it was scary about the movie is the fact that we have such a cornucopia of knowledge man's crime, so you can watch it and be like man. This is it's spooky in my own brain 'cause. I know what he's done, but I think they made him look if you are just a novice in true crime they made TED Bundy, look a little bit too cutesy or and I forget the guy who played the judge John Malkovich. He did a job as well. It's just the whole thing was just, but you know that was that was at, true, as you recall, from the TED Bundy Tapes, where the judge literally was like it would have been an honor to work with you if you are a lawyer, what a waste all your talent, so the judge was kind of suck. It adds DA little bit so that isn't totally inaccurate, but I will say at least this movie positive as the villain my Natalie, and I like we're like we like watching the beginning of different, like movie cycles like we watch will level the watch franchises from top to bottom, so we ended
watching psycho Psycho two in Psycho three if you want psycho, two go to mix Norman Bates. Hero of the story. They basically say like feel bad deposit like feel bad for Norman Bates. He could, control, his his inner impulses and then blames the head of the victims. It's basically the mother of one of the sister of the his first victim and psycho, so who's in the original psycho she plays like this woman, gone mad trying to get Norman Bates to go back- did you help with the whole thing. Is that he's been released from a mental institution and he gets to go right back to the motel like he doesn't? Have to through a halfway house he doesn't have to do her work release program he's literally just like here. You go right back to the senior crimes and he's just like Russia, but I don't do anymore crimes and the cops are like us to Mister Bates. Alright, see you soon just to get in your car and drive off,
to be fair. If you do live in a hotel, it is kind of like living in a halfway house and it also is kind of like work release all wrapped up into one so May The hotel is the only place that he that he got a gun is got to clean. The room. She's got a change. The soap he's got to make sure there is hand lotion and by lotion in every room, because go in there and immediately start doing horrible things to their own body, using said lotion, so you know, Maybe that was it. They kind of jigsaw did a little bit. They made him a hero which is kind of if I'm not supposed to be using this lotion or jerk off from a supposed to be using it. For I think your sport, I well, I don't. I don't know I think you're supposed to I don't have any under fumed. Do people just cover the whole bodies with the actual body lotion? I think you would break out in hives. But you could, I suppose, theoretically, yeah, why not, I guess so thick? Well, let's do it is a little bit. So that's just little bit TED, I mean check out the TED Bundy Movie on Netflix. Why not? If you know anyone if you know the direct anything,
get a hold of us and we would love to speak with him. I'm all right! Well, let's go To a new story here I know Henry's got a couple of tales he wants to tell, but I'm going to start with this one 'cause. You know what I did this weekend Henry, but I hung out with children and children are fun. I watched my all of my friends from college of kids. I was around five kids all day. There's a bunch of adults there right yeah, oh yeah, buddy, it was all adults. Yes, he didn't just give you kids do not like hang out with for the day, while you just sent me like we're going to play a fun game goods, it's called, bring Uncle Ben A bud, light you're learning how to be a father. No, no, but that's what my dad used to do. I did have about four or five but lights by like a pie, but let's like not really start, I'm I'm, starting to get these kids. I think something there was a time. When my dad used to have poker games at the house, and then he would have me go before my dad quit drinking and they're very two times he ever hung out my own home, I'm when he at the bar. I would go and I would get the bugs. I would get bud light.
All his friends and I go and I'd get all the bugs out and I'd give everybody one like as a little later and then one time I came out, then on my hand- and I did a little dance on this through they're all laugh, but instead I remember my dad being like just like it. May there. If that was the only time I ever felt this bride until now that I'm putting in a pool and in the in the house yeah. Well I mean honestly, if you do, want your kid to grow up to be an actor train. To be a waiter
I say because believe it or not, ninety percent of being an actor, is waiting tables. Hey. What's up everyone, how you doing this is Ben guess. All this is hand raised. Eyebrows ski we are copied to SALT Lake City on may nineteenth we're going to be the tracklist performance centers. So please come on out. If you haven't gotten your tickets yet get those tickets, they are going fast. We cannot wait to be in SALT Lake City and hang out with you all once again again, that is may nineteenth at the ATLAS theater and we are also coming to Vancouver Bc- come on out Vancouver. We can't wait to see your fucking face. Is Thursday May 30th at eight hundred pm at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre coming out and see our new show we're back in one slash, two baby back in there who Queen Elizabeth Theatre, I didn't realize we were going to be in the in the presence of royalty. Yeah can't wait to be inside are alright everyone. We can't wait to see you in SALT Lake City and
over hell, hail yourself loose all right. So this is just I'll, tell your out of Canada and by the way we are we're going to you, Vancouver our boys up north please enjoy about Goldberg work up our guys and gals up there so get those tickets. We can't wait to see all you so let's go this from the Toronto. Sun, Crazy story, alleged cannibal, girl, she's only twelve years old. She tell classmates. What brain This tastes like a purported twelve year old Cannibal who join the feast of human flesh, and this is where this news, article kind of loses me a little bit with her twenty two year old quote: boyfriend I'm going to say with a twenty two year old pedophile because it is twelve years old and he is twenty two. I don't think you can call that boyfriend. No, I don't think so. Either she shocked fellow students by talking about what brains took lie it
taste like her name is Valeria. She is a russian cannibal, the pedophile cannibal who groomed her. His name is arcady zebra of he died and earlier this year before facing justice for cannibalism and raping a twelve year old. Victim. Now furious parents are demanding Valerie Valerie be booted from cool after she allegedly quote, told classmates how she cooked and ate human flesh oh yeah body parts- I don't know with so she alright. So let me get this straight, so she participated in an event with her her cap, her captor, not sure sure, and so he murdered and cannibalized a woman and they sat and then she joined in on the family style dinner of the body. It seems that
ok, so the girl. According to cops, she was an active participant in the murders and cannibalism. Is she even confessed to cops that she quote cooked the heart of one of their victims? She had Legend Lee told them. The taste was quote too sweet, but the brains turned to be much more tasty. What of a trial in prison? She was sent to an orphanage. This is one parent that had That'll fix are yeah. I don't like you know, what's a place where someone who's been abused and who's eating brain should go. What about that abuse factory down the street. We call an orphanage here in mother, Russia, so according to one of the parents of another child, she says. No one would have known her identity, but for the fact that after a month at this school with our children, she started telling them details of what happened. She told them about the taste of human brains, which also makes me wonder you got a twelve year old. I understand she's innocent in many ways in all their she's still just a baby. But if you are
send a twelve year old, who has a taste for human flesh into another elementary school? Don't you think I might just shoot an email out to the parents, just be like YO, if your, if your friend, if you're, if It starts hanging out with Valeria. She could be very nice, we don't know, but she does have a small history of eating human brains like don't you think a parent would want to know that before the next big sleepover, I never want to dampen the imagination of a child o on some level if it were not to be true It could be the next and rice she can be whatever she wants actually participate in a murder and cannibalism act. Then technically, that's just short fiction and she should be lauded for it. Yes, it might be a bit rude. It might be a bit inappropriate for class, which is how I was always treated when I would say something inappropriate class or write something little too disgusting for class. I I remember
had the show. I show me where we used to do these big writing prompts and look in as a little kid are a part of it. Did you be graded upon about how descriptive you could be right right? I I hold. The class of this story was true and it was a story where I rubbed lotion, all over my grandmother's back and feet, and so I wrote this long story about like just hold on a slippery. The motion was, you could talk about anything yeah you could have about anything like and this is a story about how in fifth grade I made about basketball, shot that sent us into the playoffs. If I was some kind of loser But I was very, I was much more uh again. Wild imagination filled with inspiration. I go out there, I got it was fun and I ended up getting a
a high score, but then I had to have a meeting with my parents about the content of what I was writing about because they they said that all of the like. Well, it was very script. If was very that's Rosie, and so I talked about how course the lumps on my grandmother's body work and I'm like, and how old like she give me a little quarter and I don't think it was real or I don't think it was real, but I remember you writing this whole long thing and they had to admit they were put in the scene. They were there. Davis Sol me squish, the ointment over my hands and turn her sandpaper reskin until the slick back of a whale he felt that they saw. That with me, is about transporting you. So if a child can somehow we've this tale about the idea of like eating human brain meat and
I think, actually, capture the fact that it tastes like bone marrow, which is what I imagined it tastes like some kind of fat kind of like rich fat taste congealed fat yeah good for her or she's, just the daughter of forgetting did Anthony Bourdain. Well, I don't think She is the daughter of Anthony Bourdain R p. Always love Anthony Bourdain, she does seem. Someone who helped murder multiple people and then eat them. Granted again she is twelve years old. Is this true, though, do we know if she actually did help murder? It seems like it's true. It seems like it's true another mother at the school said now. My child is afraid of talking to this girl at school. I understand why that would be the case. She sounds like she may have the same personality as the young girl from the film hereditary Terry Creepy, sort of ominous and that's the thing when you hang out with kids. You look into the
of a child- and you can tell like there is an evil component like I know it's like wow. The future is wide open. Look at this, but there's also a component like they don't know if you're, if they don't even care, if you're alive or dead, they don't even know what either of those concepts are. So they like children, also look like they could stab you at anytime. If they don't get exactly what they want, exactly when they need it, because they're learning part of what they all of a sudden. You know you know on some level right they are. They are very mobile. You can teach your child to be a professional killer like in the Leone, the profession like you, can do it absolutely child on that wavelength, which is why children are so absolutely frightening. Yes, absolutely! But to that point the orphanage director and talk only Antonia and I won't even pretend to pronounce her last name. It's a lot of teasing the nesses Ambis called about Valley area in absolute normal child,
no deviations, however. Russian investigator committee officials told the newspaper the young girl took art in this massacre, so there go there, it is kind of twelve, you know she's twelve she's got a lot of time to change, and maybe at some point. This will just make her like golf princess of Russia and he will be like the next pussy riot and everyone would be like this. Chick is super dope and if you are going to eat and kill people- and you don't spend the rest of your life in prison, you gotta be below the age of twelve. Like that's just the only time you could ever do that in life. So technically I guess, if you're going to do it, she did it at the right time You can grow out of it. You can grow out of the lasting effects yeah or you become a solidified with it and you're super into it or you become a gourmet and you become a chef because you start to fall in love with the flavor pallet of Oregon
could be, could be none the less the girl went through a lot of God. I can't even imagine there that that twenty two year old smoke, I didn't see how he died in prison, was going to two years old, so I don't know. Maybe he got his kicked and they just bludgeoned him to death. The way that they killed. Jeffrey Dahmer really have no idea, but I think that's that is the true criminal in the story. Is this dude? This story. I think it's interesting that I I did not realize it was connected to Scientology, but it is porn on a cruise ship in Saint Lucia Bic, the measles infection, health officials healthy fish. On the Caribbean, Island of St Lucia. I think maybe St Lucia hello with Lou I like Lucia better than Saint Lucia, I might be Saint Lucia. There could be. I like both castle whatever sure. However, it's pronounced, it's just fine with me. I'm sure tank warranty.
Cruise ship and crew ships are already just floating. Diarrhea clouds, that's all a bathroom. It is a. It is a bathroom on the see it does have beds in a buffet, but it's really strange is dookie. That's right! Keep drinking! You see, you forget, yeah. They discovered a case of measles on board. Please confirm the case Tuesday morning said Marlene James St Lucy's chief medical officer, the vessel was locked down later that day an attempt to stymie any potential spread of the higher we contagious disease is sickening people in United States at a record pace hold anti vaccination misinformation, no is this: leave the ship, Frederick James, said in a statement because of It's got potential infection, not just from the confirm measles case, but from other persons who may be on the board at the time. We thought it prudent. Make a decision not to allow anyone to disembark. Stuck on the ship. This is I talked about this a little bit on Abe Lincoln, stop as well, it's like it seems,
If there is a you got hardcore, you know religious cultist types of that aren't anti backs or our anti back there's. They got hippy dippy types in like your neck of the woods. LOS Angeles. I wonder if Scientology. They must have a large contingency of people. Obviously, there are It's modern medicine. In a lot of ways. There again psychology against therapy, there must be a large contingent. Of Scientologists or anti Vax, and if you have not been vaccinated, please God just go to Walgreens or something just get vaccinated. We don't need. Have the mumps coming back here I say you know what, if you don't get vaccinated, and I guess that you just get what you deserve no, but then they beat us, they can fix it, but no, I know, but it could still it's it's it's better if no one else has meals measles. I don't know why we're coming out with the nineteen but epidemics again
because there is clear because they have some point in our recent years we are dangerously close to progress in the old school, suicidal impulse of of human race. Kick back for some reason, which is why we're at where we're at right now very good. Well, that's the you know what Don't need to know need to rebel against modern medicine. And because we're not still stone in which is not health officials, which I think is interesting, so they brought the baby had to basically quarantine this boat is it nobody can get off at, but he specifically were. Not identifying what this boat was and they. Finally one of the Coast Guard told let that the vessel is which is flicking the diamond of sea org, the four hundred and forty foot boat owned by the Church of Scientology. We obviously Scientology is no one's. Responding to requests for comment, but free wins to them is a very
very special place for Scientologists. Okay. They believe that boarding the ship is one of the most significant spiritual accomplishments of their lifetime. How you could see they have a score of it. It's a recordable cruise. They are. You know you do Tor, it's very, very interesting. Did he may have the call it a distraction, free environment for ministering, the highest level of spiritual, can sling available in the Scientology religion. It's absolutely impeccable. It is incomparable, but any It's a distraction, free environment, you're in the middle of the ocean, every time any break in to me I would be like you know we're also in the all of the ocean right now. This thing could go down at any time. That's an ultimate distraction, the fear of drowning. I don't think that I could actually really focus or meditate to intensely without the fear of possible drowning like the titanic of minus, no I've having a wonderful love affair. This is the speaker, this your Anxiety speaking some people
in the middle of the ocean. They find nothing but tranquility, not me as well. I went for a chair in it because I just got I feel like the oceans lying to us. Your surf this is calm, but what about underneath, whatever it's all full of plastic, you just have a bunch of old computer screens down. There are just a partial water bottles, it's disgusting, so the idea that you on this boat and it's supposed to be the most beautiful spiritual experience in the world and then according to One of the Scientology leaders, John Carmichael, is that it's very because Scientology does not have official rules regarding vaccinations, scientologists they're, pretty independent people search. John. So I will say They tend to do a little more research, perhaps only effective various medical procedures or whatever they make their own decisions. But those decisions that the church tries to influence in any way way to say
get how that is impossible. You cannot be a member of a cult even Scientology, which is a large cult, still occult and then still be an independent thing. Or an independent person is totally counter intuitive. It's like when you see the biker gangs that are just called like the low, the wolves, obviously with no understanding of what the word loan means I don't think he ignoring. I don't think I don't think that they are the most free thinking, people the scientologist, but anyway, so you don't get it man they're quite freer than you you've. How are they free relative the ocean, my God will measles have sickened more than seven hundred people in twenty two states and evidently in in California, as it was mentioned in a hundreds of moviegoers, the showing of Avengers End Game also broke out in their work close to measles, because just one
woman was infectious, so that's kind of in a name. It was really brave for Marvel Fox Disney. I don't know what the conglomerate of the company that owns it anymore. They then also gave up vaccinations for the cure they first, gave everybody measles and then they cured them of the measles. Keep them hooked into the brands got to see the next move. You got me. You came to see. Avengers, then game. You got measles funny. Now you got come see for four, because we got the cure for measles. Yeah apps totally in will also introduce you to our and polio, which will be really great, keep them coming back. Get him some kind of interior. Only. What is that some kind of fat, italian guy, hello man? They said we lost it, but then there you go. You found it once again. I'm never lose it because I'll never fucking give it up there. It is like the like. The infinity stone, very good. Thank you give you seen you seen. I avengers up those
talk about a I have not watched and gave yeah. I like the Marvel films I like the marble ones. I think they're fun speaking of rose. Let's hit the hero of the week music recordings of number stations We talked about animals a lot today, Henry Member, when you started the show being a seal, That was it I push. Ok, you also kind of sound like a dog, and that brings us to, hero of the week a hero, rescue pop
credited with saving three children from being abducted in the middle of the night, a Sylvania family as credit in there recently adopted four year old rescue dog. His name is EDGAR. With help me in more than alleged child abduction attempt at their home Tom Lambert did about forty years old said that EDGAR he is a treeing Walker, coonhound recently frightened a man police believe to be in his twenties a do named Thomas Dewald away. From their home in the middle of the night, Dewald was accused of abducting another now three days earlier before, allegedly stole seen her in a wooden trunk. It is great mother's house before the girl escaped this guy, wanted to kidnap three children as someone again who just hung out with five children if you're a kidnapper, you are way way over your head, with three children. You think you're saying the worst form of the movie adventures,
Babysitting sitting napping about your children and selling them to the c pedophile doctor. Fearing may be I mean, but what do you like this guy's on he's? Twenty years old? He obviously doesn't have parental instincts, and I know you just one, probably hurt these children and kill them. It just seems like yeah? I don't think it is. I don't yeah, I don't think he's taken them to car battle over. And everybody picking up and taking him to Fugging Kennywood making out, he is taking them to system Klay murder them, but if you look a walking coonhound. You look St Jean tree in the wall. Coonhound these dogs to beautiful dog, beautiful doll, yeah gorgeous gorgeous dog, so with his growl howl. That's what Lambert said. Again, that's the father here it was growl howl that that bothered the intruder. He said it, was obvious he was really upset and as soon as I got him to quit barking, I hear sounds of someone going down the stairs. That is honestly. This is that's the that's the
the nightmare right, someone's in your house, you hear the sounds of someone going down the stairs. You got to grab your are you going to grab your screwdriver, you gotta grab anything you can to protect yourself. Lambert said he went. Stairs to check on the noise on April 28th when he discovered that the kitchen no indoor had been open. He told that he immediately ran back upstairs to check on his three young daughters who were asleep in their beds. The dog started barking and woke up the whole owner and scared away to walled that dog potentially saved the little girl's life. So EDGAR. You are this weeks here of the week what I want a dog heroes. I love animal heroes, man, but I feel like why I'm trying? I that's why I keep my whip in the room now yeah, I am way, but I'm not even talking, because I we don't like pain in our in our bedroom, but I like to have in the way it doesn't Somebody comes in there's a question. Question question I all around and I like precise whipper, but if you're, within ten feet on me. I can hurt you with it yeah absolutely.
I mean a whip is a great weapon to have by the bed, I mean I just saw an infomercial a couple of days ago for the shotgun thing, like a shotgun holder that you can literally put in like between your box spring in your bed and it. Your shot from kids three. Well, I think you're just gonna end up shooting your kid as they enter your room to try to cuddle with you because they had a bad dream, but none the less. I don't have kids, you got to protect yourself, get a dog get a dog, a dog, because when he'd, just you didn't do anything to wake up sometimes will not try to get as letter would get like make our walk out like we have to go like letter out for a second yep and as not too bad. It's cute and I never I think she's here to kill us. No, never wow was, I mean, show I was will say, is save the life. This is according again to the daddy said, without without EDGAR Jan only who knows whether our daughters would be here right now. Our family was one hundred percent rescued by our dog that we rescued.
So that's a good reminder. Get out there go to the shelters. Many many potential hero dogs await the castle of their own, and they will seriously they're great seriously there anyway. Also it's we were talking about this a little bit before we were recording, there's so much to small aug. Yes, looks dogs are little fucking terrors. They when the change, when you will to do this. She uses queasy scream that she can light out. Are you know, are you very scary? It seems to come out of no, where it just to come out of nowhere with these with these little guys, but they are the best. I think a trainer. I can lift her up like a javelin and throw her out of that, would sweet big, cool That was like the last the think intruder sees is just Wendy like a little spike dog cash to attached to its neck as he runs and
around in circles as he slowly bleeds out from his veins dope cool all Carrard carotid artery. That's what you want to get when you got to have when he sniffling, armories or something and then she'll know, won't know where to go. I don't know I could put a knife on her head. Yeah. That's a good idea, I'll be alright. Well right, do we have to do we have anything else or we? I think that I think that's bad It is a couple I want to say I received like we always do receive incredible letter. Yes, from the fans of what people listen, I got a couple. One was eighty, eight, the what I do like about these tell letters letter that I'm never allowed to read the information, that's put into the letters right because it's secret and I'm not allowed to reveal the name of the people who wrote the content, but I had at least three emails from people that work for the: U S, Navy on night watch that have done very
levels of position U Dot Navy and each one of them said. If you ask anyone, one of us who's in any sort of night work on a the ship or anywhere we are with anywhere. I would like on a base and he's got stuff. We all seen yeah. It's all it's all seen stuff there. So excite about the change in policy of the Us Navy. I received I love stuff like this. I received a postcard that just said. Look up us? U S, Navy patent? U S! One zero! One thousand! Four hundred and two, to be two and when I looked it up and there's a lot of people, don't know whether or not this is patent rolling or not. But it is a US patent that was made. That is a craft using an inertial mass reduction device comprises of an inner resonant cavity all I resonant cavity and MIKE even matters. Essentially, if you read this patent, it is a fear
medical design to the back engineering of a cool technology. Seen UFO it is. I love this kind of scene You have more of this information. I think if there's anybody from the Us Navy that wants to actually go on the record with the story, I would love to talk about it on the show, because you guys, seem to have a lot of these stories absolutely porcelain objects in the sky. Ds but we are in the middle of Fuckin' disclosure dude and I'm just I'm talking rock hard for it. Yes, indeed. Well in about a rock hard stories like plan G, two with a strong hand me that still there's a hard clay. You're like a hard clay hard, which I think is great- Man, I'm like a hard penis hard K. Well, yes, is do and let us know if you have those stories hey, and I would love to interview you on our Patrie on interview series, if you, not had a chance to give to our a page. Please do I think it's just
five dollars a month level. Last week, and I had a chance to interview John Douglas. You might know from that famous show called the mine hunters he's also a a time over author really fascinating guys. So, hopefully you can and boy that are in the military or just yeah. I mean, I think, focusing bill people in the military here is probably the way to go. Let us know If you do want to come on for our do an interview series. If you do have some stories to tell. We would love to hear your stories because you guys are on the front lines of the full information war? So that's really all other brave ones: yeah, okay, yeah. I guess that's how it is. Man live everyday man, live, live everyday, like you're gonna, get free cookies at the mall you, you live
It is not like minor. Do whatever the it is. You want to because okay, I'm hours back to it, can be whatever you want. Cranes live like you're excited for something. Okay, once right, tried egg tried it back, pretty get it up this week for life. Man, mom live love, love. Your you know. It's important to give love to the people that do the everyday Eight things for you that you forget about your mailman mailman or mail woman. Do you like the fact that they deliver your mail? Give him a give him a joint, or give us a gas come of the well. I can't I don't think either of those would be particularly that they would desire but give him a flower. If, if you're a woman, that's wandered in from the highway, I don't know- I don't know, I don't give a gift to these people. They pay your borough,
Easter that you see every day error. The guy selling you your whole all meet every day. Give them give them all done, but given the kiss again, what about money just give me twenty the store to Red Box? Somebody will have money, but you know we all got lips of his poor people who lost their lips, that cancer, and then you are laughing screaming skull, and then I don't know what to say. You didn't give him a hug give mom, my hug? I give these people and laugh laugh once 'cause. Sometimes you have to tell me I don't know if I've said this part time you gotta fake it, you do how you feel it Sometimes you gotta go. You gotta go before the first. Real laugh comes, it is mildly. Cikot to do that, but, yes mild. What else? It's mildly psychotic to do it's mildly psychotic- to try
to make your life better, but you got to be canceled sometime. I know, God to be mildly. Psychotic I'd make it in this life. You see all I'm gesturing to do with the screwdriver I do I actually do it is scary and I'm happy or an entire country away for me. Okay, everyone thank you all so much for listening. We love you check out a blink, then stop at this Thursday. I think this will probably come out on Friday, but I got KEN bone on and we're going to talk about their experience with bill market sweet. Did you just fucking, throw a water balloon at him, or you know he's coming on Thursday, videotape it, but yeah yeah? Absolutely I'm! Alright! Everyone! Thank you. So much for listening, hail yourselves among goose, they show,
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