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Side Stories: Ignorant Fools Acting Stupid

2022-07-07 | 🔗

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's true crime stories including a real life "Gone Girl" style killer caught in Costa Rica, chaos on a Carnival Cruise as a threesome leads to a 60 person brawl, the Australian man who died from eating a Gecko, an inanimate Hero of the Week, and MORE!

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories. The cannibalism started the nerd. Then then, then, then, then, what I always forget, what a thin stick holiday, we can. It was. I hope everyone had a great time certainly talked about some of the tragedies on tap at my god. Why we just have one fucking our day I went. No, we don't deserve one or we don't don't deserve one. We really do need to back. The truck up. figure out some shit before we're allowed to party again, you know how I know things are rough right now how the only single
that had an. I mean this on my block, the only house that was having a July fourth party was the russian family bentastic across the street, and they were in a little to art, no, that's where fourth still means something to the emigrant family. This is where the my father used to be so american american american but you know that on call sire, I feel like the russians across the street, who are, they are neutral. They vote. We were given a rough like of the goods whenever they see me nicely, they can say but yeah. never seen them show so much exuberance shown this july. Fourth, where it seems to be the just really enjoying how unstable things are: so, the only so in a way they were like a destabilizing forces well and they seem to have enjoyed their effect either on our neighborhood. Well, as I told you before,
you show, don't worry. Twenty twenty four howard stern city was to run, for and he's it bravely coopers canopy as his running mate good cause. You know I normally celebrate because now he's out of town, so I was alone, so what I did, which I think we must incorporate fourth of July, a celebration. as I nodded, but also I spent about. Four the five dollars on chinese food just to kind of slip them some money on them just for when they take over. I can just be like. I was always one of the good ones, and then I got my riding with Biden, dick suck pads on these man. You're me, when I just sit and ice sit, I little little little candle poured out a little little bit of existence a little bit of wax of buildings in the shape of a J and a b I put up some metamucil muso Biden would visit me in my sleep life comer summer, your fresh blood
because, because can see, we are being run a skeleton. During a time period. That is very difficult apps. lily, welcome, decide stories ever what I have been hanging out with an re truly hope that everyone had a safe july. Fourth, as safe as a possible? Obviously we know the story going around yeah dude anyway today We are here again We want to show what do we do blinders it's time to be distracted by stupid news If you want to hear all the other news you can go to every other show that we have, and then you can go to every other show that everybody else has. There you can buy the old depressed. I will also say we act have an opportunity to show the real truth on this show we act. We have cut through so much bs. We have stopped the book is stopped here. When it comes to bullshit
Lately, outgrow like how the woman that form the doll last week, apparently on where we talk about the rag doll, rag, doll, ah family, I'm any single of what is far as to call. Rag ragdoll family, not as that would be accurate. She has a drag doll to say that was so apparently a kissel. Might have done all that for attention no way Can somebody married a rag doll and had a vague re dull birth for it mention she might have done it all for a ten, we're here at least not at night on bail. I don't believe that for even you know- and I know because I felt so genuine and on stage Firstly, the picture in all in her entire, though I am really behind bob, I dont even care of you for the going to do, is to her she rocked enrolled. If this was an hour project, she'd have covered by one of the greatest pod cassidy history of the world.
Inside stories last podcast left, so she did a good job and I say more power to her. She should continue this with a our direct all family, and then she should turn it into an orgy. exceeding, but this is a it. So it's interesting she accidentally around my boys have brought about god The problem is like we're: through new bush hairs on cells, this game a listener, and I think it's really interesting so apparent this woman, and what's your, however, I pronounced her name or minima minima works as a cleaning woman, and she is a brazilian country, dance dancer. We talking about a thorough dancer and her mother made her marcello, the rag doll husband because apparently metabolic she wanted to dance this tv show called the meanwhile best anti now
I wouldn't say, as with somebody, some enables me I erika on, but she didn't find a partner so for this hell, so it was all a stick. No theirs! his talent, tradition of buying the partner. So technically she is absolved of all stickiness her mom acts. This is this makes it real. We also have to pick you have to be careful who you pretend to be, because we are who we pretend to be because it seems that in the process of setting up this fake marriage to this rag doll person as the pitch like her character pitch to get on the shell, all of a sudden now she's real. Married are right and that we really are in fact, but the way really married to the right? Don't like she went to a magistrate. There were like legal. Married. She got married because then she got put. when were in the running, for a show that would give out a free house, somebody,
did. They chose on the show uses this. She used her delusional sex life as a way to maybe try to. Into real estate, which is one of the most sound investments of a see I've heard in a long time. I absolutely love it. I love that episode of property brothers when they go when they show her and marcel us. The house marcel just like I can't shake her shit there, that's a good. We need to act to vanities. I don't even bring up the property brothers, because that did you like them, you, summaries and island. There insists that the inner that radio them with his elbow you'd angrily, I venture is known and I don't watch those ones- zoe national, just walk and watch him the side finger in or self with a fucking ukulele watch. property brothers, sixty nine each other married to one of them. Yes, no shit, yeah man, she fuckin sold out for what can I do know why he wants you to build up? Would you prefer
I beards, and she takes that money for some reason, because she covered up for the two brothers that are obviously in deep gay love with each other. No, I think they're just brothers they're, quite nice. I think there is actually a literal, always touching belts How will you fail? I saw one thing on the episode where these played a game called hide the handkerchief and knew about up is pant lag or something you has gone up their vision or I wouldn't care if they work brothers, if they weren't brothers, I be like fuckin suck What are you gonna do to mere these units? Xl these how they were in the womb? Together they were second each other's dogs for before you can even think of life. This is where we second only to take kind of relationship these are our method that they do, but because you re the intimate with one another, it's up you say exhibit incest the its innocence I spoke knows babies sharing the womb together. They learn in minority being here at least not each other's dixon. Each other's buses
have no idea how anything survives in the womb. I just know I wanted to stay in it forever. Also I, like guy from my lottery dream home cause, he's so and anyway. He has different tat two's. All the time I will always know he's. You can tell what David does not subject you can tell with David on my lottery dream home. When he's been before he shoots kind of see that you could tell what he's hung over you can tell when he's on a bit about, like all he's trying to clean himself up, but you just get a lot of tattoos that are really weird yeah he's a fun. Little part I bet he's, got a good heart and I'll tell you one thing, my favorite: of my lottery dream home is the follow up when you find out that whoever that person was dating is no longer in the picture? Oh yeah, always there always there they're always like we're, really excited and that the like tam in bruce did end up breaking up because bruce didn't have a job. Also. It was like you're going to have to break up with this man. Now mom there is a curse. Let me look at this up. I believe the language of the lottery. I know
women are one. There was one thing that happened and I think the show has actually improved. I know this is that page seven, I'm sorry we're gonna get to restore your day. I lay as I could with, but there was in the early. these are willing. I want a million dollar seventy, which almost too million dollar homes, but they have curb that and now. They are showing people homes that are much more within the actual realm of possibility cause the most exciting. Episodes of the show is when they win. Big money big money a times if they win a million dollars. Sometimes you can tell when the couple it's gone way off the rails, but sometimes you can tell when the couple is obviously, let's just say, crack enthusiasts like you can tell that the couple is like they did when they got that money. the first thing that do did was get a brand new row of perfect teeth fervently you do it
would you needs you. I think it's important. That was because you don't look good to feel good. You gotta try to make you gotta self bugger up. How would you tell what some of those couples they they get? That million dollars, because what is a million dollars in real life One thousand five hundred grand you're immediately getting that if you're going to buy a house, you gotta put twenty percent down. If you want to any sort of good mortgage, wait to get it depends where you went to. If you went in wisconsin, though, for two hundred and fifty k, you can get a lot of land epitomise, zillow, oh yeah, of course, but these guys, you can watch it and be like that. We win is going to ruin their fuckin a wife like day they are not going to be able to. Will the money my favorite lottery winners are the ones who show up because this unique to do anything in public. I think that that should be banned from the lottery where our tyre allow clodagh seriously. If you win the lottery, you put a guy fox mask on when you set the money, don't tackle,
What can anyone ever tell anybody where? Where did robbie go? We don't know we don't know, don't you have to dress like the man who hosted the show magic's greatest secrets revealed because the big puffy face and that mask was always so scared and, as a matter of fact now that I think about it, there is to be a horror movie with that mass get it because it is just that scary. It's a movie demons, oh yeah, love demons. Isn't that the one where she put the lipstick nipple. That is, When I was in the movie theater all right everyone's period of July. Fourth, the first story we're gonna talk about that happened on July. Fourth, my not a lot of news coming out of florida, but this one, you know what some times in life. You need to take the power back, these days, we'd, better man who did we must we have to fight fire with fire. You can't just be Michael Moore I am leaving this to get out of your. We sustain fight. Yes, I installed.
Now I know I know nothing about this man's political opinions or what it was for. No, no, no! No! No! This is not about. This is not about what the fight was about. This is about symbolic g, exactly investigators, jason stories, forty seven years, one. so in hot dogs and a doubt and done in saint Pierre labourers, ye literally right. He was not going to let you don't even know it wasn't taken up his coppery like five Veronica come. A ones rose really, one of them supply and demand, my god, you should charge a little bit more ST petersburg by the way home of OJ simpson love salsa were whole cold, alex to hang out and, of course, were beautiful net. And beautiful henry we're wed titles and honesty to the three things ain't pete's known for, also Jim Morrison went to college. There is the rub. It yet shaft and ate it. I didn't know you went to college so apparently the city was like You can't say again: davy is the element of which is of little stockings. I also other freedom wrong in florida.
Nowhere else ran everything was reuse, links kind of itself, conk seem cairo, those is the single most free have like most rules isn't even his. There is a lot of tedious and warts on the ding dong state right now, so the police. It has numerous warnings that here, in violation of the city ordinance against selling hot dogs, which means like some fucking decades are. Somebody was like fear, you know, do silly davy when I suppose it s hot dogs, and then the police were like. Ok, we'll make sure we have a city ordinance. This is my what'd. You do that lawbreaker show, because I will go down there. Actually, those It's not going to talk to the mayor, yearning it's hot dogs bro, so install been an american hero angel. I now people need their hot dogs. He ignored the war. and continue to sell hot dogs on the marrow, see as bad bad in german franklin fought for him for years. You god he learned had it. He invented eaten pussy, so that that man could do that for freedom.
So loudly. He did so. The I use, I'm gonna continue to sell hot dogs and the roadway even after the street closure permit ended. Then they say The debate was on the street buddy. These are street docks where he didn't have you got to be on the sidewalk abruptly? That's it wasn't it. it wasn't was called jack's, which is now closed, fantastic another soon, other wolf, leon day reference, but it's fine. According to officer very bright. Ghana to defend was asked to put the hot dog down, as he continued to earth has continued to attempt to sell it. So that you have not carried out is that nobody will at a height of a hot dog in my hand- and unlike this, is already like straight up the mid transfer and then the hot you mean to tell me, have time if I'm on the receiving end that dog I be like what your lawsuit my my mouth. Currently I know, if you could tell you see how it's open for a big too bright.
its which will in the future will give it the mate. You see how my mouth is ready to receive it. Now you see a failed and need to be filled. Her with his mouth was going to start chow, I know my family, absolutely so, storms like I'm not putting down this hot dog brother began. Oh and apparently he became quote extremely upset, and at that point he threw the hot dog at the officer for battery of a law enforcement officer. can't take a hot dog, What could he do? What can you? What do I do with it? All point: is you take a pocket? Obviously you care, I just don't understand, especially as the son of a father. who was a police officer and also probably would have killed to defend hot dogs Well lately, my father loved dogs, but surely illegal ones, because there are
Do you have any times we had a street fair, and the fireman would be out there Literally a bucket of oil. There was, it was called unregulated, fun absolutely know the hot dog when you mix so much on pure thing, so many n pure means to get homes out the other side exactly it comes out pure? If you don't want, it is kessel. What is the ultimate allegorical example of the melting pot, that is america? Yeah, I know I realize it's not so much a melting pot more like slam together and I don't know ninety mislaid together to huge country, it is actually a lot of room in vienna is all right. So he was all charged with resisting, which is, as I call it, a misdemeanor and I he was struggling with the cops it's hard to place him under arrest again. All of this is for hotdogs. It doesn't how do you live in florida? Cops, hake officers in saint petersburg, florida, o J simpson, lives down
street. Ask How did we lose? It all result: release from the county jail a jail on Saturday. He added twenty six hundred dollar bill. And unbelievable forty forty miles away so actually know what now that I've read the story he's my guy stand by him and these officers can't handle a little hot dog paddlers stand. Do what how else? What else are you going to be there? Just so afraid? I don't get it because you know if we, if we were there, it was July. Fourth you're super hung over them. Hungry Henry were like when we were in italy, and everyone got hungry very quickly and then any kind of pizza rod. Net gotta super certain. Can rebellions equity like it I'll eat or get food boys is again If you get italian food poisoning, you get it there, you get it straight from the tap of europe and have to actually as a reminder just so y'all remember. We are coming to your
It's a good fun cause. It can't wait to get food poisoning in europe began. We are highly when it's going to be so exciting but this man could have saved somebody's life, who was hammered just didn't need of the nitrates. That's in a dog and instead cops took em off the street and don't you feel safer, knowing that, though, not dog, slinger of Saint petersburg, isn't around him now right. We visit thing we're getting too sensitive territory right. This is sensitive. Territorial people that attacking each other with with carnival food these are very, very the most serious topics possible. Speaking of shitty television, shows, least favorite television show was carnival eats. I hate disgusting hate carnival. It's because they're all exists the same no one does anything special in a carnival idea. My old buddy in
Atlanta used to run a restaurant that he used to do like high level carnival food, and that was really fucking. Good, that's difference, but you don't get it at a carnival that are absolutely, but what I really wanted to talk about it. More so like what we know about cuz. a little bit of an insight, because this the story about what I know about yoga teachers for my time or like doing yoke, write us two years, the humble rag I do like two to three hours of yoga week. I like it, it makes me feel better. I lot of back pain. I don't have anymore it's nice. What are you doing up very good with it? I remember when you started doing planking it, of course, maybe in be like me, you look like you're pretty cool the american, but I didn't realize when I tried to play. If we difficult it is it is, if not, but what I learned that yoga teachers much like therapists mean that in there
personal lives is unbelievable on a lot of them are desperately insane and I'm not talking about like our because we are friends of the show. That run yoga companies. Black widow, yoga, has sent me some incredible. here, and there is going to really work and of a scary title, four up and open your os sauce arrangement. Great your glasses and shit like that. You they problems like the here having your husband to death than like I mean how you poisons is all about illegal is exactly the big data rate bottle europe plays with without, if I take up the light breeze, yes antifreeze, which they made not so sweet, which is kind of sky economy like come on Can I die with a smile on my face to the tower or going now after long, but the on the inside these cuz they're, measured I haven't, you need right, taken ally all time. Well, I like a due to resume, but, like her mom also teaches yoga and then her when she's in the closet she noticeably makes the classic much fuckin harder- and you know like
could feel all of the layers of of emotional drama in there like it's coming out, she's trying to her mother used to do using the yoga but yeah again a lot of them and on instagram in life, yeah super tight wraps for the rest of their life as an app. Look should shop and only as a story about this exact person. When Armstrong, who is just recently arrested in stir rica for the murder of a professional cyclist. Now again, this is also story about how hard it is navigate, long term relationships and if you're going to have a on and off style. Well, it certainly off you kill your on and off. Pardner also alone is not the partner. This is that no, this is a worrying it into just more of a general sentence. I will kill Armstrong. I do want to point out as well. She's a texas yoga teacher, which you know is for fat yoga, isn't quite as effective when afterwards you eat,
shit load of queso fries. I work out to eat I'm not supposed to, but I do I work out so I can eat as much as I want mean you're not supposed to that's a great motivation. Technically I've been told, that's an eating disorder, but it's like. Oh don't give me shit here. Come on from york. Lately. I've been listening to a lot of these new artists like towns, vans and whale ingenuous and part of what makes a great listening is re wireless ear, buds rake every day. Airbus look feel and sound better than ever with optimize gel tips for the private. Any are fed their ear buds, oh comparable and do not budge gray cons offer three sound profiles to match what your listen into plus noise, isolation and awareness mode. So you can. was to be a most in sound orbit. To hear your surroundings when you need to with re kind. You get the same audio quality as the other premium audio brands, but at half if the plus eight hours
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Break and I'm telling you this right now and I I I am, I still believe if you feel as much that you need to take a break and then, like I dunno, like love. What's your example right Sure you take a break for a relationship. You get railed out, buying humbler people. Do you tell anybody d or if you get back together with no prison not disclose what happened during the break or not. Definitely not. Definitely not. Why would you what would be the point all you're going to do is hurt peoples in the end, I can't even already shot. I dont want just want people to be happy if you're on, if you truly do take a month, long break that that is a break and yeah. If you want to go so some wild oats and see what the other side of a ding dong feels like you're allowed do that in vice versa, but no that is between you god and you ever you blame banged up. I also think Oh, you should maybe talk about the terms of the break very implicitly abroad used a break henry, but also may be. The brake should stay permanent before taken one. Here I mean
Maybe wish. I will say this all the way out that unless you have kids, does it really fucking matter analytically, analytically speaking the assume night, if you you're, going to break out, deeper, scent of the brakes or forever fervour church. So does it think, given our together, they had a date, a break in october. During that time period call strickland. Her former boyfriend met this young woman Wilson. And they they hooked up and they also go lest I get it, you can imagine, do you think they even feel there pelvic bones anymore. They might be numb from the cold, really are yeah. I mean I don't know, ask side stories, l at gmail, dot, com, professional sure you have orgasms can we have an oregon. Do you feel your blood holds? You feel your balls. Do you feel that are clitoral? I can't imagine that you didn't know that pounded so now what happened was this is a gotten together, men november and of course they got back together for what for christmas,
of active gather you know like now that you want it was a wonderful lie for its where, whenever the name of is yours, like you know, I miss how she used to make me. Add, and I wonder whether you know like going media about three man, all that, and so they can't you chris hosted it's cool, but then When Armstrong, she learns in january that I guess you're probably came up. I want to say it came up during I'd, never have however, like one of those where it was like a or no tell me this year that I'm not gonna tell me, I will be that I won't do that. lies: keep this entire world from exploding just little especially if he doesn't matter, especially if the matter doesn't matter cause you don't care like you and his other person broke up to the alright, so they found out that he you, find out this good. This thing that was the spot a catlike day had this little bit relationship,
He has a very strict one. Guy had this little affair, but Caitlin Armstrong apparently was the response was that she became the quote furious and was shaking it ain't, right then Caitlin Armstrong when off in a media, We deleted every bit of her social media press snow. She was a boston, bugle structure. She caught she had been around. people knew who she was right. She gets trashed everything went this the time to really breathe then, and do some yoga I just heard fashion its alex you with the professional like martial arts, injury, Alexandria. This is like the wire. May I have your yoga instructor. You I don't know, I think, is the power Dogan yoga sometimes can push all the rage down meaning rose like plants sprang interests, so that so this is what happened so one may eleventh, the girl, like
Delete all is kind of. You went away the girl who was, I guess it is a thing right again. Dukes college strickland I'm saying, never went ahead and told mariah will will that his new his girlfriend, his current girlfriend was like off the rails upset about this type of thing. I'd have a heads up on that one rights in it, but it seems like he didn't because calling an mariah. They went out for an extremely plot swimming white out after the two people do that I can't I don't know, I'm platonic swimming guy, don't outlining originating when you ve already hooked up with your shirt. I don't know, maybe tat S it I dont possible. I know it's possible, so is allow ways of our four headed chicken. Yes, I was now need into much as an all. You keep a faye. Its gas apple made your past gotta. Do it is there and then, of course, he comes back and dash using tat. We,
and we were G. What would you do? Is your planet? I don't like any Bobby the without would my best bird mariah we're just like super friendly buds You know just like doing that thing, but honestly, it is the rule allowed to they set it up. So then they we're supposed to be the be preparing for an upcoming race and apparently that's when Maria, that's when Caitlin Armstrong pulled up that night, knew her. While she was in her car, she waited. She had been stalking her. Where she lay have got all her. Information pulled two mariah while she was sitting in her car and she went back wrong then immediately two days later bats Armstrong witten sold her cheek that she drove up in four to twelve thousand two hundred dollars. went through security way of traveling around right. You went from Austin to Houston to the guardia di. She then got a
how she got frightened tat. He like read a book on Alec hotter how to be suspicious while travelling she get a full gone girl shows somehow got a hold of a passport that wasn't like it was like a deep bake one. It just look Like her. Like mrs lynne, I hear check it's a dangerous game to play your messing around with faint ass, a cheese already, a fuckin murder, lillian think so she went down. She left the country. She went down. A coastal, riga and she'd, been in costa rica for fucking too much right. We had already set up shop. I know you, the studio and costa rica. She was genuinely on just oh yeah: do jewish are setting up a whole new life is like who were that's over with, and just like, you wanted it like red. Newer, redo yeah do a little redo. Unfortunately, for wilson she doesn't have the chance to do a redo. She was
town the victim was in town, but to compete in gravel locos, which is a crazy gravel race, a one hundred and fifty mile race through time, Oh, that's so sad. She was found bleeding and unconscious with multiple gunshot wounds inside of the residents- oh god not cereal dear, but it's really sad and really scary and adjust also, I think a lot of it comes out of the other. I think that there is a lack of communication communication. This guy should disguised this chick anything and also like how do you know until it's too late? Did your dayton a psychopath like high? But you don't you don't that's the thing you really it varies, but I think the way to at and this assist for you, someone who's, still single. I think truly the way to stem it is to have those hard conversations up front you like just so. You know
That's why dangerous? It's just scary! To date, we're all human makes its varied. scary, you dont know you're, just with a stranger all the time you dont know, this person is digs a long time for that stranger to become so, you're accustomed to you that you all become family. I dunno how it works out. I dunno how you don't know someone's not a murderer ever because they think at some point anybody could become with it. if you look at Caitlin marie Armstrong, like she won't ever problem dating again animal wilson, like thereabout, just beautiful women they were just a moment good. Dyed her hair. Another thing that this use june and coastal recalls that she had punched herself in her own fucking face. Why and bruised up she was trying to like I do. I didn't. She had abandoned, nose and a bruise face. They don't know whether not while I'm exaggerating they don't know whether or not she had punched around face,
you may I can see you're just throwing her skull against the wall and then just bang, then god knows again killed somebody Oh my god, I just feel so bad for the bodies of the victory, of course, because she had no clue. She didn't know. He'll know what master step in and you got that these guys, I dunno what we gotta do here. I dunno what? How do you get transparency from somebody? But it's you again: their willing to go all this way, they a tray, a pick a passport. I was looking up again that woman that cup magnate woman, the woman, no the name of the law. who ever rename it ass a missile. oh well. I don't name we're gonna greatly boucher that, like same thing, just found the passport about fucking baby, and then she had using that whole thing like she uses to defer passports or own passport
and her passport to get all this covert money on only one point: five million dollars and fuckin covered money and its it is really gets. You gotta be careful because of all the gordons depth. u s! Marshall Brandon filler. He says Once you got back to coastal, we erect, as you can move around a lot and they were the finer pretty quickly because they found a handwritten log in, and if the same alias she was going by as she traveled to costa rica. So she will like have thought about it and again she is obviously extremely scary and quite dangerous. A lot of time to work on her yoga in a jail cell, because that's one of the few exercises you can actually get No, not as an invite you, it's really scary eyes, so yeah just always. Never never ask your therapist yoga teacher like how are you absolutely no more? No speaking love affairs gone wrong and buffets carnival cruises they're back in a big way. My parents are actually on one right now in Alaska they're, going to yeah
They haven't gotten that dead virus, yet they have in liquid shut themselves to death. We have liquid shit story here. Well, yes, but a carnival cruise line maps of sixty person brawl right. It was at the again just eat. Nibble have fun that won't. How could you fight around food but don't happen? The fight happened at the bothy, but this, unlike the other stories that we covered this year. This was not food related, it wasn't food related, but the food of calm the violence, I would think. Anyway, there was alleged threesome. Now there was three guests and they were you and what you do on a carnival. Crews has international waters that our you can you can. I have an affair with someone on the international waters. You can do whatever you want. You must spread that monkey box, so one of the persons significant others discovered about that. on the trip. Now I would say this again: if you are one of the people in the three way- and you were the person who has a partner and that partners are involved in a three way, make it a four way or you're going have to throw them overboard.
or dixon. We do you're not to make yet I mean you are going to try to conversation, hard conversation and like hot. It's going to be very difficult for them not to find out, because you are trapped like like that movie or like like a fucking, the train that goes by and its brigade owners, or did you right now, look. I was like a bet shares that you might go as far as to say: it's a really falcons but idea, and I like that one witness Teresa James, you with travel as you did, anybody of the travel agent. She summed it up are pretty well because yet that if I had heard into a sixty person, hourlong fight over so all five of of the ship. According to her, she described the incident as ignorant fools acting stupid. That is, the new television show coming to a b c o my god knows who robin vic, so
Certainly enough, I don't know exactly how the threesome, with the one person was upset. That's for people, I dont know how the other fifty six became all hot into, but I don't know appears, but it seems to be It is that I hope that somebody has more room for all on their side stories. Lp audiology, imelda compher when I was reading, was that of the three people. Yes, two of them partners that were not involved in the end so of the threesome just one single now bang, and to check out of their measuring you're, no better. People who had partners, yes and so is in eleven immersion knob like how technology rises exponentially. So when I think we're happens is that now you got two people fightin three people, all of virtually cause the significant others come in. They the other significant others they got where other any. Only france does carnival crews right, pigafetta family deal speed on travel alone, I've. Why not allowed to a lot of its
Emily said, then, all of a sudden look just estimate. One families got ten and want to have some eight were run for I was getting also what what really encapsulates being involved in a fight are. You in the fight. It's just that the inside of the five pin like there's a charity, look at the tiny kitties out teddy's out like cause technically that is your spectator, but also you might be involved because you're there, like eating corn on the cob going like pointing teddy's been, very well I want to recommend if you were there on january, six henry will be your defence attorney. Nobody was lookin for Nancy Polonius, massa teddy's. While, yes, I dare say that, and also you have, then you just have the random stuff. It just hungry, be like you're fucking with my buffets. I believe we will fight. They grew fight.
boise state? Just got fucking made illegal you're like I'll. Kick some fucking ass right now go in there. You fucking want to start your jump in and fight another thing. So I'm going to be like I saw that fucking asshole. That's the guy took too long at the hamburger bar trying to decide if it was right in their absolute, like it's like during nine eleven, while the gangs set a whack each other trying to get their fucking there like. This is the time for us all make all our fuckin mafia moves here in the carnival curse. Absolutely alot of gang justice was served for better or for worse. When I like the most about this, is the melee began at two o clock in the morning, so no one was so no one was sober you're, never at a carnival cruise buffet at two sober. If you are you're, actually a sociopath, I mean, unless you just are. Unless I'd put a nazi
I have had it done. So I'm going to be the freshest food. I mean. I don't even know what the food is on a more of these hours that the guy they used to do it every two hours to turn around and honestly, it just depends on how big and fat and and desperate you are for hamburgers, my family, when we were the cruise man, the chum the waters for this, but the hamburger bar on the lido deck meant you could feel it. You could feel the tension in the air when you knew bring the burgers out cause. My dad would literally time he's like you know they make a fuss. It's out there on the day, though, is that the port side, whatever fuckin, bullshit and so we'd, go show up? Hang out there like, we were fucking waiting online for tickets, with nine inch nails concert, wait for the fresh batch to come out. So sometimes it's about having an unhealthy relationship to food, because we were a menace
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this is the opposite of food law by half. Heartedly careful you. The problem is: is that, like you can't just give in to it? There will be tat the man who wanted to win a snake by eating a bunch of cockroaches and then he died, fishes violent death. is this attitude in queens and he's a dad which makes the whole story was so much sadder. His name is David Powell now like good aussi, I believe he was dared to eat get away, and you had to say yes at that point. That's a dare- and I dont know if it was a double dogged error. Drivel dog dare but any Three, eighty gecko long story short ten days later. He died because entire intestine seemed to evaporate and there's not going on animal noted. It is not fucking good. This happening brisbane, which is absolutely beautiful, love that part of the old care which go back so he got a call them user. He was a loveable larrikin right.
I believe we are again aware or kin the hacks, only it's a boy stress, often badly behaved young. oh I get it lay Eric and since a guy gets here, he was a guy that like, if you needed the guy to eat. He got go like I guess he would, but he was a fun guy. It was a fun guy. He's got three im sure he was like kind of fun around the dinner table was like I'll put the spaghetti at my nose and then he does that little trick where it looks awesome with it. I get it so December, the second they had some big family thing and then, Matthew he they would. They said is like the next day. His sister was us. Like my bare. We would seek it and how bad is it? and they were like they Didn'T- want to do anything about it? if they were like well, of course, what we do want to taking due murders. He room for no reason, and then you know my pal. We will we fuck annoyed the hospital he's like amore more a gecko. Look like what you like. What did you do like
lord, it was a day you I would only donate in the like, of course, you go easy day. You will be posted a right because they want to make fucking, be all get it at the same time, they said that he just had a bit of the gastro ere. I likely you now gives you sick. You get always got pass it full disclosure. This this story is a little bit old, but isn't it a tale as old? No title this article just recently came out because it showed trying to desperately figure out what it was that he died of not good. At first, he said that he had salmonella rainbow dammit clamps ears like and then these Eddie sorry thrown up green juice, or there is, I think, and then to me that alexander lynch good good sure right young, for while having a go gecko he's grain askew they maybe it would statutes colouring it. But then the world is that here, his urine was black. Unless you're as neuron you practice that
yeah and you want that right for your urine, like you spooky pp, so that's not good, but then he started looking pregnant right. They said they looked at his stomach got huge and as long started, few fluid but the whole, like I mean, didn't when the doctors kept sanely, god are all agreed on hours ago. We think you'll be fine right. Would you It doesn't seem like seriously. I know these families like what we're pretty sure he ate a gecko and then the doctor in the most doctor thing I ever heard possible, as you said, that could have been it yeah fuckin gecko, but there's no evidence there? That says they kept saying. There's no evidence like like he is a gecko absolve he's got dissolved inside of our tummy. It's coming out, as it turns the diagnosis was simply salmonella Do I feel,
like we did in the next thing need to die by due to have been waiting here, also swirled up to the size of group. And they're. Still like it'll pass I knew the answer: where did the fluid his balls come from and they said that it was directly the leaking from his stomach I agree with you there. Ok, this is ok. So. Let us all you got feel, would gecko gecko juice and I'll be fine, I simply want this happened to my cousin pay, his friend. Instead, he basically rotted from the inside out Oh yeah. I already thing: that's not a boot, the good guy It was so much fluid leak balls and then also the all the families like. Why did you give him a good, catheter or drain it? They're like I was sure to follow that. That literally was what the doctors response was we
I should have thought of that. Yeah. You probably should have just I dunno put a put a faucet in there just and will make yourself a little drink out of it. Do something. We always very sad. Reality is whole insides, melted by the time they got him into surgery. He was basically already a dead person and then, when they open, it might be essentially look like a bunch of spanish step. Oh my god like when I had to do the little dissection of a frog. I messed it all up, so we had three die: so sad and His wife says he was a great person. He was the best person I ever met. He was the best dad to her. And I really don't want him to be remembered like this, but the thing is when you die, because you ate a gecko at a party for a gag is just the way that life is to convey our members for it. I just don't just to just don t a thing that
is green. I really think that's a big things you got there cook you gonna use one. Imagine I just wouldn't think that you would die for meat in a gecko, I kind of get the car roads thing just because there so nasty and gnarly in sharpen and these sharp edges I could see tears the esophagus, but you would think the human body could don't just slamming down a gecko yeah yeah. male again. I mean this is a major key. Do that shot a man is once way way. Now and then I forget what I think I made you a full shot. A man is she got real fuckin sick, but you know like wanna: go, down to it. That's fun, that's a fun prank in a horrible brother, but she said yes, well. I want to tell this. One story out of colorado, because I think this is an interesting tail and a one year. Your thoughts on Henry shows colorado's, colorado, woman? She went a funeral home right and she looks fun. She's got her
Harold blown out. She looks like in a gal who would like you know, laugh at the guy's balls or like look at that chick's tits and be like whoa look at those. But anyway we wonder oftentimes. Where do all these body parts come from three, however funeral director. She has no pleasure guilty to selling hundred have a legal body parts she's, forty five, told her name is meg in s. She is devised and execute a plan to steal body parts or bodies or body parts from hundreds of victims from to know, and two two thousand and eight tee and yes, she definitely has I've sold tube been hands out of a bucket hair. She does. She looks like she's going to stick her finger in an electric socket. She faces twenty years in jail, which I again is I a little bit like Maxwell got twenty years like crimes are not the lane. Jeez dealing with corpses and going was dealing with alive girls, but it is a thing where you don't work
you need to. I think they do the ideas to discourage illegal Bobby sales, because again it's b hazardous material, specially if it's not regulated, and if it's not cats correctly, it can make a lot of people sick or I'll, just not be useful or just like Jesse knees hands well according to than according to the source, as they say that has so. the remains of the victims sold. Those remains adams, purchasing the remains for scientific, medical or educational I mean we already the worthy austria that about you, or or legal body part marked at, on this on the ruling on areas like this is a good thing where it's kind of funny worry. If she truly is, unlike John wayne, Gacy just running a mortuary, we surely issued in general, these people live in an old, understory ship out these body parts. Because, again you know leg of people and they have become claim these bodies
cause. You know and she's sad, it's just more, it's more symbolic about how these are all people that were not claimed after death so she just view them as essentially garbage or whatever she could do whatever. Whenever she wants with it is us fair? Can. or a symbol like pizza hut, I've actually kind of gotten back into pizza. We didn't have any new york, I like pizza, but but when I ve noticed leads to sail in human body. Parts for plot profit is very similar repeater. Yet in an innocent that when you work at pizza hut, you see pizzas all day, you're like oh hush, another fucking, pizza, yeah, oh my god, breadsticks while cool, but when the get it deliberately, don't work there like day breadths decline, Here's one speed, extremely desensitized to the to the body parts and so get very possible dwelling, I mean I don't know, but apparel
it was elaborate scheme which also included forge paperwork, misleading buyers about the results of medical center into the d o j again. The deal department of justice is when all the way up to the federal government there's a lot of stuff going. right now with nets to be domestic terrorism, with things like that, but anyway, were involved in this male scheme, including quote shipping bodies and body parts that tested positive for or belong. to people who have died from infectious diseases. It's like had bc, yeah you just the problem, you don't know what's in it, if it's not regulated and it's just I know it's ghoulish, If those who was aged is business for a lot of people, when you look at it like. It gets a lot of attention recently, because we are kind of certain pay attention.
This body market, but I'll always remember the story in arizona when the guy's I'll wash in the fuckin torsos in the parking lot with the hose, and you spend I've been my job. Essentially I'm describe it's like I'm clean out the front. leaders. The enemy is someone's gotta. Do it because they don't care. Well, I guess it again for research and makes total sense like it's. It's weird how the Google issue and an cryptic nature of medicinal research has followed it throughout the history? I have science research about how like for started as grave robbers, and it still has not been because we have I'm going to maybe blame a little bit of our religion did say the ever pervasiveness of a religious outlook on
every single level of our entire in this country, and this idea that, like when you're dead, he'll, don't fucking, know what's going to happen to you who gives a fuck and shit, but you know what I like. I know it like. I don't want it to happen. Like I don't care about my grandma, I don't wanta damp with somebody. I love Can you know like it's all in the euro? Heralded you all threatened to cut off my legs. You can save money on a casket every time and to be frank, I don't give a fuck then we'll sell the legs. It is funny I dont want. I just don't really want to be in a casket underground them, even though I mean not gonna like no, so yeah new discoveries blow me or have a bunch of fishing direwood likes for youtube, how do I watch? bury you that's what I do at the end. I think that if we could just take your face, abbe kind of cool stretched out thou be fuckin swear. We just got your head out, he's call you can do something with that. Just habit looking at a beautiful
gal for all time. But the nice thing about the story: meg in hesse, forty five years old, obviously arrested but her was was surely cac, sixty six, and that was her mother, so they did it together. That's see it. I like a convent yeah it's kind of nice is at least and everybody's getting along, but yeah we No because they feel like they do sell something. That's a badly. They give a stone, sell the right body, parts of the right medical institutions are they going to get the right results from what they need YAP? Also they would charge Agatha bucks for croatians, and then they would give people back it was just random, garbage and dirt, but again out of anime of twenty years. I think twenty years seems a little bit up. Like accident, mind, heard blake conseil and servant ten It's a big hero. It's always three core nodded changed all answerable. You, seventeen or something within a ghetto. Do I but
images. Lane probably could get forty five years absolutely, but I still think she's going to fucking quote: unquote fall ill well. I watched my boy in jail, my boy, Larry lawton. You can listen to my interview or our interview on top out with larry lawton, but he had some interesting things to say about the prison system. When it comes to the fee, our perspective and manipulation. It's gotta be difficult, but He has money so she's, probably as you money helps Isolation she'll be far away from everybody. She'll only have to rub snatch with anybody. She wants a rub: snatch with no female fly, a man and stuff cause yeah cause. You will hopefully be near anybody else. I dunno so just. Lastly, a story: that's just horrible in savage minnesota. Ironically enough there was, you'd, who ran a high animal sanctuary for rabbits, but then, Are they sign dead? Rabbits in his barn, then add the name of the place it's peace, buddy cottage and put into a criminal complained, they found forty seven dead. Rabbits scores of rabbits running loose and then
and he had just a bunch of like there's a bunch of rabbit shit. All around are bigger rabbits infested with maggots and stuff. So anyway, that's it we'll story and is lower and its negative. You say peace body, but it is more like peace, bunny bunny, good, bye body, so I wanna you're, going to help bunny, never trusted It was a rabbit rescue. I guess either, because no, you should the people, don't people normally, like you know. Why did I kill it before and I'm sure there has to be sides to resolve your tl at gmail dot com? Do you know of a rabbit rest, that doesn't kill every one of the rabbits on how a lady they good news. Stephanie Smith, was the gales name apparently the animals that were not in appropriate condition. So anyway, really horrible great story, kissel glad we kept it keep like all right. Everyone is time very here out of the way Is it the animals that are era of the week, whatever cause? The reason why
his cause me haven't had a genuine hero in the country for about a year. We view I thought that you were annoyed with me making animals. You are the weak wait until this year of the week, which is technically a road he and his seal united in management object. Officials from officials from tennessee state parks, the tennis department of transportation and local leaders cut ribbon on a tube? five mile long road made from rubber. It's from tires that worst thrown away inappropriate way seeing he acts as if they rode chose this though, but I only don't gotta isn't the road. Now sentient wives said this, the matter lisa woods isn't it nice proceedings like letter do exist because then animal and find new ways to find little homes in them is an acute. When you see reality only do can yeah that yeah they love and failing to do there it. I did read that there are new types of fish now that fucking microblog sticks, oh yeah. Nowhere I can
Do we really surprised what adapts do more to what We are forcing the planet to become absolutely studies. Tears were de legally dumped in an area around the park. Dopey do at all that there were then transformed transformed into crime by the recycling in Bristol. become a tire road and one of the things I like about it is: you can almost field member when they would do a new like little like track and the dragon field. I would have like the rubbery ones, they're kind of fun, to run out cause. They don't hurt your knees as much so I can imagine this road is kinda comfortable as well, and this is a reminder to reuse, reduce, recycle, so workbooks workers cleaned up twenty four thousand dumped tires and They were able to get two point five miles out of em I'd, say the the it was the death or workers though rodya Jane and were also workers have made erode. Are they now looking at the road right now and Alex extremely cosy comfortable, and it's just nice to know that, the roads out there taking responsibility
for the environment and making themselves out of reach thank you. I think this is the only other here: the weak submission we got was going to have just guy yeah. I that is the clock is, but the other one is man rescued facing charges in greene county after floating nude on a group of logs yeah. I mean I dunno know what's heroic about that. Didn't get away that he was a blaring and singing the song. God bless the usa over and over again, I think that might actually just be that dude, who initially sang it, that guy who went batshit crazy, is named ted stevens or something like that. Yeah TED's diva, or something like that. Now he's white, not stevens, but he is an absolutely insane god! Well, I don't really you know what this week
I don't have a lot of letters. I'm going to come back next week with some letters, I'm going to use this opportunity to have you go out there and pre order. Our new last comic book on the left version to its out there go pre order it it's going to have even more shit. We have crazy artist on this, come and you should prefer, can check it out. It's gotta be dug out. We worked really hard on it. I wrote a full comic book for it, I'm so excited to take the backward begin. Another appearance lose weight. So that's my letter from me to you alright will there is yeah love every day, knowing for a fact that, Your own country, and where are your own dictator of your own little country, and so what's import knows remember, raise evans, like you re stephen stage, it re stevens. Thank you, but you're on your own little dictator right, but that doesn't mean you know, sir,
We have to go and invade anybody else's. Other ships won't do what we want to take care of your own little jurisprudence and laugh knowing that you our jobs are in your world. You can do every wants. You own belly cure your own body to your own feet, your own like wherever you want, you can do whatever you want with your own sphere and even know. If that's entirely true, I can yell Wendy, but also praise her. Yes, or maybe it isn't it. But it's only for her production right again, I'm her I'm dead, you'll need in this world I have total control over. Is that little dog? That's true! Yes, indeed, She has way more freedom can she'll in of us? Aren't they do this, I believe is: are they the ones injured? Writing. I wondered why allowed also, I dont think I dont want the responsibility of any form of anybody else's life. I dont want to be in control of the right now and I
love that absolutely leave people the fuck alone. Also, we want to congratulate. And julie, rosalind they had a fantastic marriage. Is increased add add raazi. Is this add rows and rows and rows and rows so that just leaves he still ed larson profession he's still at larson, but I thought that was very sweet because he was looking for a last name and he took hers and that little break of today it is very romantic and very sweet and they had a wife if a wedding so congratulate them on twitter and or whatever I've you see them just like congrats congrats was because Larson was actually a white watching of his very jews wish last name by his family. They did not want the want a day They had a more difficult pronunciation, printing pronouncing name and then his father changed to Larsen. So now he's like I want to be me there you go absolutely so! Congratulations to the beautiful and it's so nice to have another one. Another do oh hitch, cheer the
be a network. It looks like me and you caught the bouquet, and then you ate like a horse which was incredible honestly It will have to be fair. It wasn't edible arrangement made of nothing but being jerky. O ran everyone. Thank you for listening, hell, yourselves house at the destinations everyone hand me fuck up. You show was made possible by listeners like you, thanks to our add sponsors, you can support shows by supporting them for more shows the one you just listened to go to the last podcast network, dot com, the.
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