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Side Stories: Legend of the Skelecaster

2021-03-10 | 🔗

This week, Ben and Henry speak to Prince Midnight, the man behind the legendary skeleton guitar. Plus, plenty of true crime stories.

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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Forty, you know said that John Lennon, and then you know what happened. The giant- and I am not only everytime- can we trust any that man said I don't think so, except for imagine. If there's no heaven it's easy. If you try, you can think it. You can think it, although once you are true, sad like when the celebrity saying imagine realise when everything was going wrong with you realize that, in that message for covert was horrible because, we'll probably needed a little something to have faith and gay with a new was like imagine. Nothing is real yea and it's like you so away. It's like when people do that thing. Joe you I understand, and oversensitive and people like run D like Buddhism, other things would think things only That's not a railroad, idle meditation did to simulation theory. I do like a trend. Atm. Does work for people. Go yes like things like simulation theories of posting its
was a kind of beings. Eighty relieving because you're like nothing is real, but then also that inherent idea is actually very terrifying. Absolutely did somebody just hit the export, not remote control in a parallel universe. To make me have to take a dump right now. Is that the same time understand that they ve nothing, Israel. We are just a collection of clouds of atoms and you have to change your Fuckin Adams brow. You can control your Adams. However, you want to control them to make yourself better. Worse welcome, decides Dorias everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Henry or worse or worse. We are having a great time together today. Our everyone is, of course, I hope everyone is doing well their hang in there if you ve, near shots. Congratulations, and if you haven't well, it's coming up around the corner, so stay safe and stay put it is because we are almost through this g D. Think close we're getting close, ably close, but you didn't get close whose come down to people wait now
they are hungry for content. That is utterly quarantine. People are still still deeply hungry for quite for deep. We deeply deeply hungry, for content will be needed to make themselves feel happy sometimes, and we all recorded chaser. That don't we wanted just go viral. Remember that developing going viral is taken of the different term and covert I've element Lakers, it's not so good anymore. We watching last night we were watching. The new Stan show the on C B, a would have only as the stand at its just. It is not triggering, but it's definitely very the way they show you get sick, in the stand. Someone goes why that's it you're an enemy of the state by which people want to be. You know people want to be superstar. Sometimes it is really work out. New think that, during this, everyone does during conveyed everybody got time to come. what new, fine ideas because we're not working it. Isn't it fun veto of the weight of like making
money. Come right, then the you of your definitely able to express yourself more freely creatively. Well, that's why people who are extremely successful, extremely wealthy, who mostly just yoga at home, already can go on to and say. I hope or the language this past year and a lot of what this guy was also wrong is wrapper charge with chopping off british teachers penis to make gory Youtube video. Does it by Grant Healy from the independent thought? Why, first of all again, thank you so much for watching last room in the left. I my eye is better after after drink but if the Euro mine, you're an idiot, but I'm just gonna, say this: if you banned from Youtube I or what terms of service. No, I don't know what they're doing a spanish wrapper has gone on trial, accused of cutting off a british teachers penis within twelve inch kitchen knife for and this the I forget who paid. I believe that the man paid the the men who cut the peanut,
paid the man with the penis a hundred and seventy three pounds is about to. One journey euro in a deal so that the victim could get hits from the gory video on Youtube. Okay, so high not a second so Erin Beltran, that is the wrapper, degraded student that had his penis cut off his Andrew breach. He thought his dick was only worth two hundred euro. it and he thought tat. He was gonna, be able to monitor this in a way to make his money back ten fold, Aaron Beltran allegedly may the agreement with Oxford diversity graduate Andrew Beach, who agreed to pay the accused owned a yes to Andrew Beach, wanted to pay the man who cut his penis a hundred and seventy three pounds depending on how many times the amputation video was shared on social media. The fee ranged from a hundred and seventy three pounds a maximum of two thousand one hundred and sixty four pounds
so why is the wrapper the one who is being charged here? I understand he cut off the the british teachers penis. Also british, feature in wrapper, really don't matter its penis cutter and penis cutty. Yes, that really is how there line should read. It seems like the guy wanted a damp and its extremely confusing belt. Now faces up to four years in six month. It is six months if he's found guilty for nothing for snip this man's penis off. I do have to clarify one thing: twelve and knife. This I may add that a hall gone I mean I done something big ass night. You could cut my dick off. I don't wanna like humble break in genoa, and you too have long knife You only clearly the night that you would require to cut my penis peanuts off in York, the city legal, where you can take an hour point a yes, you could take that a twelve inch knife to cut off a dung, isn't that that's bringing a bazooka to a gunfight that is a
big ass knife. I think your it out a theoretical, tinier big it might be overcome. officer had told the poor. He found mister breach. Thirty five who worked- and I dont know why froze age in their work Language Academy in Zaragoza bleeding heavily in the city centre and that's where we're gonna learn today? How to say I don't want my penis anymore gives sir, I can know, may die pink. There are other through email that the officer who was not name said. He went to the house that Britain shared with Mr Belgians, who they were roommates, who were the accused, told them that the teachers penis had been severed and dumped in a rubbish. Another happens or said. Wait interviewed the victim and possible told us that the accused cut off his penis Andrew said he did not feel a hundred percent. man and he wanted to get rid of his being so he was voluntarily getting
this being as there are a lot of safer ways to get rid of the Buddhist, please don't minded resulting from the movie desperate living when she got the pages of cut it off with a pair of scissors, just pay safe because I heard there's a lot of blood down there. It is difficult to do apparently, because the I dont know I gotta know in the U K. What is what insurance cover is right? In terms of training and where you got your damages, he agreed to a deal with the accused, obey him two hundred pounds which depend on how many views the video, the amputation received on Youtube, was done. On the basis of this, the british teacher subscribe to a website and he was looking for someone to film him mutilating himself, so he was actually so. This comes from the british teacher we actually have. I feel that this is the fourth or third store we ve covered in the past about twelve
What's with a fetish like this, yes is super. The interesting thing is to this story. Most people don't wanna monetize when they cut off a limp or cut up their penis or whatever it is, but this guy, I guess he was trying to double dip little done with my dick, and let me also become famous or become a youtube. Celebrity Kenya monetize a dick got up, I don't know it's nice work. If you can get it, I wonder if you like its. It is interesting because they did think that this can be a phenomenon, and I dont think that they understand that Youtube, the Baker man they can't monetize
I don't know how would I also don't know, there's a massive market for it. I would, as I know, another is uncertain. There is, but Mr Breach, he told the court that actually he had cut off his own penis contradicting an earlier sworn statement in which he said Bell. Tron carried out the amputation. He said I cut off my own heinous, always unwell. It was myself Mister breach in tat. He made a statement to police that Beltran and Slice office being this because he felt under pressure from officers and it is possible that Beltran did slice off his penis. I can't imagine we're not all those surgeons that did surgery on themselves in front of the hall during the university testing of when they were working on. sin and they would do self surgery. I am appealing Beltran. Did it this fella breach was trying to protect him and said no. I did it but of course Beltran is still taken the fall and it turns out this guy and despite that, the prosecutors said yes, even if you ones is Ding Dong cut off, you can't do it so the process
national prosecuting. Why but the latter year, though right. I wonder why isn't a voluntary like? Why do we have to be so? This is why I never call the police unless it is dire, because you will not get to drop the you won't be able to drop charges. You'll get internet euro narrative, no parents used to call the police and like the Eightys and Ninetys. Maybe this is just a made up story from a fantastical pass that I'm created in my head, but I believe they used to be able to that is a lesson to the kids but cut out penis no or just call the police like them, or we will give you a stern talk. I remember that out honestly, that had happened not to me, but I had friends and I happened, guess where they come in. The cops came put to death in handcuffs died, you what could happen to it through, and I have been happening in his little boy when I was faking running into the store next door to where we went to the church. We wanted
like an all non denominational church. I know what did we are fake churches, where you don't make a choice. We don't say I waited Dougie Bodega next at church, with a a guitar amplifier strapped to my test chess, and it said I to bomb rank really funny. I never one like you know that guy wasn't like that amused. No one reacted in the cops came and they did all thing they put me in the back where there are like this is what happens to a terrorist, but not really go to terrorist gets up really beaten. exactly and now, of course, we had that child who brought a clock to school eight years ago when he was in trouble when you got actually arrested so cops once rats somebody they don't really care of want them arrested anymore, because now there on a mission to make sure that man suffers, but speaking, suffering would likely that we had they pop the penis back on. Yes, evidently surgeons were able to re attached. The penis, which is you, can almost see the scene with any luck. We can re attached. Its bionic. Now, if I'm this guy, I'm like, oh, my god now I still am,
same penis, which makes me upset. I dont why arenas anymore. I don't want to do this and also couldn't you like make a cool like a robot penises mobile cock like do something with it that extra special, Toronto. Raptors illustration: you could do a whole series of fun things, but I'm assuming these doctors just put it lag yeah, but the aim being to them I do like is that the independent somehow knows his penis was successfully reattached during an operation and is understood to be functional improperly. Well, he's gonna have more work to do in the future and will see if this works out for Mr Bridge, I dont think, do you to channel, is up. I don't think the Youtube videos available. I dont think he was able to on a ties it, it seems like he just got his roommate slashed potential friend in trouble. We do not like your penis, but you know what he's buddies wrapper and you don't have to go to prison. of credit, as wrapper that's actually met. You can also just be very talented, no need for prison. I highly recommend against it.
home castration, they type of crime that wrappers brag about in song will he can now and he can also talk about potentially for years in the clink. So perhaps this catapults, the wrappers career, the man, the din Dong, now that we know he doesn't want it. Hopefully he can he can take care of these things and more appropriate manners. Stared hard time got copper cuttin dicks, yet it did really helma. Would the chicks or a horrible wrapper, and I'm just as has happened to you over set up what about you might as well that that story? So if you want to get your Ding Dong cut up, please God I don't even know how to do. I don't know how to do it could have been off. I don't know one or two the base? No above the ball? I want the person who is doing it. If I really want them to do it, I want them to be safe but how do you send a contract? It just seems like the waters and care about this deal, but I've made with a consenting partner
get oak and eight overman over regional body. Maud people might be able to do this. I actually trust somebody who doesn't go no things where they make the unity put like the lumps under the skin. I have seen somebody might penises in my day who have fun with it. Where you see, I am gone websites, you look up the term body, my penis, you can I'm going to. Do it yeah. Look it up. No, I know exactly what it's going to lose going to do to look up body mod penis. It looks like now, when you over cook a hot dog in it, but bustle. On the honest splitting area. If that's it, that's why you must realise that it, oh wow, look at double texture. That appeal has got only our interests, Allow me as very who look at what you can do so with a penis when we're just let energy all weird, and I guess I only using ten percent of the penis. As I was saying, I look at it, so this man has, while we were wholly aerial, that destroys penises varied. That's, not that's! Ten percent of his body way it looks like a cow
M sport all right, well, lenses. Let's move on. I hate that I looked at this some really very from your glue speaking a free? This is actually going to be our final story. Before we have our fantastic interview with Prince midnight, our hero of the week, we actually got him were starting to build, restart and build the pack around I realize I should have said that earlier on, in the show just letting people know we have an interview with Prince midnight. That will be a came on to settle the score and say that he'd he is. Maybe is not these other man. He was fantastic. We talked with him. his uncles bone guitar. We had the story centres. Surprisingly, it allows, there's something Well metal heads ass. We talked about the more aggressive, the music that someone likes, usually just the sweet they are in real life. There very throw us like quaint, sometimes, but some of them, then they begin to believe that their suit Rebel yeah, then there's also that aspect Argh twenty, even break them negative or Youtube
still on their and our right his tail. This comes from beautiful Australia, so a woman she cut off, speak it we're talking only about people who cut things off today. If she cut off her own foot to trick police in the thinking she was dead. Why Was it what's the point of it? This is something that were not really sure about. She has been accused of fraud that her. Ms Melissa, chaotic she's, forty nine. She vanished November, end of last year. This is why it's because she apparently scam succeed investors at a forty million dollars and then just straight vanish. So she is quite a bit in trouble. And she's lucky she only lost a foot so the day after this scam, One was like this isn't good. She disappeared it's under and starvation. They found this put wearing it basic shoe, who good blog good plug for ethics, but then they
said something seems strange being no more remains were found and usually, if you find a foot, you would say: there's alike, was no oars intellectually, and I can go on ahead. This was having a lot in MECCA. Well, you know what I was why these those were suicide victim save the day. There was one thing that we are one theory because they said at some point to just washes up on shore, which is a great gift for the kid Sirop their theorizing. They said like there's always a chance. She cut her foot off into the library of virtues I mean. Who does this thing? She we look at this. She choose, afford a fraud, artist, I? U big issue is accused of fraud and she apparently because they went looking for corporate watchdog basic executed. A search warrant for her luxury three million dollar home she's accuses swindling. Fourteen million dollars worth of investor responds and leaving sixty victims of fraud. In her wake sheet,
disappear again men. She could aloft applet she'd have done What are the window? She definitely had a life. She had a husband. She I'd like a lot of stuff go went on but upon only she made too many mistakes and she had to cut our four own foot and run away. Gotta go that way. Man- and it's like you see here. It's not common to see body parts wash up so far south of Sydney and in such good condition, and she went missing honour about November eleven, and this is now in the coroner- keeps ain't in not say it can happen. The coroner will make further determinations but they're saying that yet as it should have been floating in the water since November and its now March, and then when they the foot it was fairly fresh. So in she is a forty nine year old at everyone said. Well, I guess she's were satisfied that she's dead.
but I don't think that's the case, so a severed foot. It was a great throw off, but the search was called off last week because Mr Fuller said the foot could have been planted to end public and pleased in the case. This is what he had to say. This is her husband. He says about the breaches and feet in the work of all the beaches and feet in the world to find hers. What is the point, Mobility, that literally at some point in your life. If you're, like you're gonna, have to say the sentence of all the beaches and feet in the world to find hers. What's the probability of that year, legally, fell in love with a foot it dying and foot is rolled into my life. It gets nothing like a man without a foot. Honestly I was, I was half a man, but now that I have this effort for almost on police officer. So her husband seems to think that he's dead, but is he just part of the deception so that she can go? live a life, but I'm just gonna sit is all you have to do is find the woman with one foot
You know the story of the one our men she really gave gave herself like a big in that so very noticeable stuff afoot you could suffer when you get a fake foot at an hour. I don't off ass, you get a fake, but but you probably can surely stole fuck Jabba money, the money they are saying that she might have jumped from a cliff. That was a very close to her offices, which might coming that goes down with fairly like bolt believe what I hear them. They didn't find there s verbal you're, saying exactly what you said about the other: the feet going in a hands happening in Mexico, washing up on the shore. The dissembling technically cuts directly to suicide research with important annual was called off last week, but Mr Prodi said the foot could have been planted and public and police interest. In the case there was, there is a radio interview that it follows: roto quality, the Father of
headaches: husbands, Anthony you, ve got a cat ex husband, Anthony, so ok, harbour and less great her grandfather, but by marriage there saying they want to clear the husband of any sort of wrong doing in there just paid. Supposing we think that she committed suicide. Okay, we don't know the foot. washed up? I think it's possible. She cut it out with it now she's on not the run, but on the hobble whose husband, her husband, got actually brought into this shake, as MR quality was unwilling, was unwittingly implicated in panic scheme by his signature being forged, verify bogus documents he also like. So she, pulled him into this bullshit. That's kind of sad. I mean, I know really want to do it, but the probability of the possibility. Everyone is always fantasized about just Nowhere, oh yeah, but you kid really anymore, but all that she, not if you pepper the entire place with your life.
sky imminent hands with our deadlines that an actual human breadcrumb right. But you know what the more I think about the store Fourteen million dollars in debt probably look at some severe prison time. and maybe she just took her own life- she might have just done it. You might have to jump to choose but got big arms, but that they give. I mean, like you, a lot o arm works. Looking on awaits that's why? If you that's why you should always have nice shoes, just in case you swindle people at a fourteen million dollars to jump off, of a cliff. That's how they knew that it was actually a fairly like high, and it was like one of those limited run. Asexually. Also we got a right so we don't know what the hell is going on with her but be careful out there and I'm sorry if you want to get away, is just now as easy as it used to be. Also it's not unless you want to be on the show fraudsters hosted by our boys. You don't know fourteen million dollars. Please don't don't feel since don't steal. Fourteen million dollars I have you, do give it to the children, give it to the children, that's a p
Peter PAN, now that is Michael Jackson. He gave in to the joke Robin oh yeah. Yes, we got it that bad unmolested, as well. That is not true all right. Well, I think we should get to our conversation with Mr Prince midnight and get to the bottom, all right so prince midnight. This is I'm gonna, say whoop. What does that that I just put on my? are investigative reporter cap yet died while its very tall because married all stove by cap. I give you some credit for Interview, though I Henry because we're talking were church and you'll be listening to it, and then reciprocity comes in with our question yet Gaia wage earners, It was great God Journalism and you didn't see to be got but no, but he We saw that. I asked the question yeah. We were like Diane Sawyer die, felt I gotta, but same cups,
I support this conversation with a hero. of the wake prince midnight Ed. If you want to see a portion of the video You can go to our patriotic. We didn't realize the prince midnight was gonna, put on a fuckin shouted all make up with is bad they're all awesome, so check on our patriarch? If you want to see the conversation we have with Prince midnight, it is awesome. Alright, let's get conversation so alright, every one we have talked extensively about this guy yes and day. He came to prominence derisive fame when supposedly made a guitar out of his own, and it allows ITALY in front of the male gay. Ok, maybe Qatar, out of his uncles boats. Yet we talked about it. So we are honoured to have with us now Prince midnight and it's not just prince midnight. We are also with Prince midnight to wonderful. I'm I'm assuming minions minion is
that seems insulting to a very large man. no it's very nice Brisbane ideas repaid with us. Men have been we here. We got Chris every year, even my drummer, and this is a but Gore and, of course, a guitar player in the band, even though I built a guitar, you know my are more about now: precautionary vocalist, solar, he's got just what he's got swing around his neck right now, dude. We have two separate, because sometimes we can all be masters of everything right. Of course, you have to delineate some of the rich. Its ability of the bad yeah yeah so mean mean crests recorded that record and we ve played with both girl before serve. You he's sign about an hour just were waiting for opportunity. Stuff It shows you how do the honors I feel it gets things come about because the name, what is the name of the ban, is a prince midnight at the name of the band prince midnight. Is me
but it's also a band. You know this the man and the brand yeah. It's I'm the man and the band Amy automatically honestly was that possibly Taxidermy Possum that I believe Chris is no taxidermy. That's allied forces. That is a lie. the real. So anybody what man it is so well behaved. Well, they they play person. You know, sir, that's incredible, that's what they do so Prince midnight. We ve got to talk to you because in Florida this there has been a lot of investigative reporting going, I'm a Florida boy, my family is from clear water. We we excited to talk to us. town here, I'll hometown hero to say the least, but principally that, let's just maybe just start with, how did you become prince midnight? Yet what we're how does a man a former man, a former man, go to become? I mean honestly like fall in love with Fuckin heavy metal and adopt the moniker of Prince midnight, so
Prince minutes started. It was quite a long time ago and now we are gonna. Give a disclaimer do not do this, but there is a plan in Florida. called the angels trumpet air travel there. The absolute oil, this flower- and I drank it with this guy- was a terrible idea said. I was riding my bike down the road and I fell into a dick. It was a complete disaster, but when this happened I got up- and I have pulled myself to the local bar and now she's. Out of my mind, they threw me out- and I met this chick in the Alley way and we fell fast in law, let's just say, buryin. She revealed to me that she was dead men happens.
It does happen. I've I've had several women tell me that their demons, while this one, let's just say revealed her wings and the shadow cast over me as I was lying my back and it was quite dramatic. Cash flow my were her wings, the libya- maybe that's the lady Ongar, that's a good one, but now They were only they were our wings. She said There should be an infernal demon name. and who is appears both male and female, but she appeared to me: is Female one of the higher level demons. That is actually true. I know that the high level demon high level Andras, as do I think she has about forty infernal legions of demon, sounder control, so that the record is really just the telling the story, and you know I could give you, though, resource, but it is a concept. The album the tells the story of my journey
on angels, trumpets, which I woke up in a hospital three days later and manner, you not wrote down what happened in. That's the reality that the outcome is written. based on the incredible I already album start with. I've been in the hospital at something someone do item friend, did angels trumpets and woke to them covering themselves in bleach and a bed in bleach, because they believe that had been entirely covered and cockroaches, and I dont know on things I guess totally misunderstand what the whether what is it the though the haughty trumpet, what's it called and angels from the angels trumpet, and that in an extremely powerful psychedelic makes asset. howdy, others that look like child's play really throws year through our hopes. For a few days now Actually, he almost got married to a demon that is incredible, what a hell a hell of a drug hell of a drug. So you woke up in the in the hospital bed.
Sue me that your extremely traumatized and then at what point? Did you decide to put together this? level collaboration of musical genius. Yet we, how do you start got? How do you like? How does the idea get bird and taking a skeleton and putting it into a guitar this album came about? I was in a great depression, as you know many of his experience. It was a first what I thought you know a clinical depression like I had troubled. Get that a bad against us. Well, my face yes and my partner bought me of all things, and maybe this goes to show. How are they know me xylophone and I got obsessed with it and I would play it constantly and I just would now put it down and then finally, I was like I wanna approved this. I want. I want to get a steel marimba provide were found so Dounia I got a virus found. So then I serve exploring all the great viper fun
ensemble in the gas Jean, like you, gotta, less back stir you gotta Arthur lie, namely back yeah yeah, so I started playing now. I started playing with some chrism, some just people who are really respect, It had some pool opportunities, and now they just kind of didn't flesh outside I'm gonna make my home on record and have explored viper from music quite a bit. I know no one had ever created a heavy metal record on a virus. I would not the most heavy metal, instrument fry narrowly all matter. What do I love is very physically heavy instrument like slot. Also talk about a genius you're, a genius prince midnight, that's we're talking to right now you said more metal gates, like nine minute, apps sick, five minute, apps, more metal,
brought more metal to metal is just that. His genius yeah yeah. So I'm really proud of record composed it release it. It's the first by profound heavy metal record, so I hope you enjoy it. I think it's not like any other record ever created in it. No man. I know I like an idea that its earliest yeah you're going for it here. I come articles made. It seem like this guy whip together record on. Like did I spent a year reassuring that has like live by a land by profound timpani minutes. It's out, I'm really proud of it. So, it will make, urges to fuckin stupid fat, bodied morons in front of fuckin microphone smearing mean, and they do understand the process that as long as you know, we are is artist, I mean you know that I am being facetious, but so you're areas of processing? Rather I get it yeah I am, then people think they can pick of American Depart gas there.
leaning on a box that just stir collapsed under my where we saw the boss, the Jangada boss, the mystery man, you could have fallen on a pile amounts knew just collapse. Opponents speak, let's speak about bones So obviously, there's been a lot of talk about the about the skeleton guitar, yes and penal. Doesn't controversy about people want to pull calls in this story, which I can actually I'm kind of? I get a little myth about, because I love Legend, of course, and I know that you actually talked about this before on Instagram. Actually, you said that you would like to thank the: U S State Department for helping me understand the process when it comes to music. Was that or what did the? U S? State department help you understand my uncle Felix remains. we came in my life recently, some other Serbia has taught me as if, like I've been, their churches refer the last thirty years, which can certainly family took care that, whatever you donated his body university, they
now what they do and colleagues can ever whatever used the bones as like a classroom, skeleton your hotel near you become anonymous when that happens, but in Greece there staunchly grief or Greek Orthodox, so higher remainder disposed of is a really serious thing said they keep your name a chest. The skeleton that's nice, dissidents, scouts and ends up at the cemetery which are, Super overcrowded increase because no one gets cremated because of the aforementioned reason. So then it ends up in like a mausoleum that they were. They just have rows of bosses with bumps and they charge you every month. To, How the hell are. We have even here telling what are you, but you have to purchase like a slot for your bones to go and because the capitalism doesn't stop, I'm gonna die I'm getting muddled muddle me, muddle me in Bologna into the win. That's what I say. Yes, sir Then, eventually, you know his family do
I'll pay for it or my mom had to start paying for it. When his parents passed and then she didn't want to pay it anymore and I'm like we have to be able to get. These are mates like yeah. They can't make us sounds like they can't hold us over our heads forever, so I called the Us State Department. They said you got to get a funeral director roped in its it's a real, convoluted process, for work and then the new remains com and the funeral home. I think thought that this was gonna, be like a fool corpse I do not yet he thought it would be like have meat on well. You know that we'll directors. They get so horny for the new horse CNN unjust that, while a bow and smells like money to that exactly where we are going to our careers for different reasons, that is varied Are you planning on using this guitar so now so could obviously everyone's? Can they don't want to believe in the Lee? They don't want to believe in the guitar, because they want to believe in something that's passed on the internet.
There don't mean one look in adding up well up close, it does look like bounce like you can really see the bone like no it like it's real it is not yet I wish I could touch it. So this is my paper Michel think or something the everyday covered it up. No, this is not real. This is like daily filled it in right. They fill in the, I would assume it it may be a chance. then try and heard a ledge normally, so they may remain uncertain. These are the these are all the bones, and this is also a paper machine between the overt, a brain when you went to the state Department or when you called them- and you said, I'm gettin a bunch of bones from Greece Was it? I think it was Greece what was so that something that they do. They do that every day were they. Oh yeah, of course, go to our bones department, I'll evil diet
you know, I mean, like people die of the country every day, that EU citizens and they gotta, go through the same repatriation process. Accept these Juno directors, you do it. I used to get a boxer radiate opened the box and its scale genies like well. What do you want to do with it? Do you want to cremate? You want to bury it or like you want it, because they're not obligated to do anything cuz, it's a medically prepared. So it's like it's like getting a cow. She now it's even smell, or anything rightly gets kind of it. Just visit like antiseptic. Like the way you I don't know how they prepare the bones without an smell anything on it or anything, and no so it's quite a it's quite a leap to get the bounty boats of grace, chirk you're, going to the proper steps you under the Eu State Department to get the damn thing you open up the pilot boat I'd rather, which was human flesh from you to play with and you're like no I'm gonna. Take that and then
trigger. Do your mind to say: not only will they take this? I'm gonna make this the world's sickest frickin Qatar. So one thing is the state attorney's office. You separate from the: U S, whatever their due to different departments. They talk, they were called me back and they told me that love to have. It is a road, the glow of MILAN ahead, but I'm not allowed to do anything with it traded, church fur. or is it a favor for sitting? I always it doesn't use the term used was valuable compensation says: oh guys, you don't expect, you're forbearing compensation. You are permitted to keep the sticky Skelton, ok, and so then you're like what the most metal fucking thing in the world would be turned turn this into a fucking. The dark uncle filled with super big metal. Had we I I was a little kid like the nine is in the death penalty
There is also a big underground dry for hard for park seen you know, like ass, a reversal of man with all these underground, like metal bands for we know, played in the warehouse and stuff and now here ass garden, grinder there another one, no are you about a logo. Forget you'd know this is I'm inspired by this story because I love the idea of trying to, I think heavy metals should be fucking happy. I like the idea of coming like what Tain, when you go, that you will get covered in actual blood, YAP pigs. I sit in a badge signals a word. I wish my jays or do nice. I won't even sit front row now and a weirdo concert, let alone something lie world covered in pigs blood. But I can't I like the concept of so much because I, like you, people being afraid to go to a concert we'll speaking of fear. Have you found these bones tubes?
the little because, usually or sometimes when you bring in something different, especially something that had a traumatic and because I am reading your about your uncle Philip, our ip. By the way, truthfully is the Philip guitar. Yes, was killed. It was that it was a car accident, I believe, the other day with Greece and a car accident. I will only get happens. Latin Greece sounds like they. Ve got a squiggly streets there, it's a small street is there in our own yeah, skinny p, cuz, all olive oil. That is true there beautiful people did you find the bones opened the box where they shattered at all, or were you just like this is perfect for guitar right away? I mean this is a crazy thing to to make into a guitar I got. The box is a big huge box and is mostly padding when I got down to the buggy. Are small cut all mass together, but the scale chin right here? The skeleton was all still together at the rear.
standard the pelvis and everything else has been trying to assemble and I had lain in my room and just hanging out- and I was just listening to heavy metal thinking about Uncle Phil and I was like man what is the best way to honor this dude and I'm thinking of. Maybe, if I like Gonoodle the brass mark, which is a heavy metal bar and spread his ashes and the non like I'm, not gonna, look like bar to anything this child. You know recorder by more than our tonic to achieve better heads of cordial angry, something in all these ideas and then on, like man as anyone made a tar upscale Jim Sir, I did some research Couple bodies asked my body. He works at dean, guitars and they're all combating the girl, no one's ever John. It none. What I not then there now you guys we weren't gonna, give you like a couple of reasons. Why not, but ok yeah, I guess there's maybe some ethical.
Yes, I do that, certainly heavy metal. I don't know what that that that was all boy. This is a very actually. This is a very sweet waiter to honour your uncle Philip, yes, the dean, guitars friend of mine you're, not gonna name any. Has he can't get bogged down? you don't wanna go to see about music dude. I didn't know this was a real you're, really Julius Caesar up. I can't and it S. Actually you like totally free gap, can I bring my work will be borne down. Unlike did your blast play guitar de aside, like through my darling, I wear the moral of the objections that you now so so he flipped out, and so I tried about different ways. So what are you? What part When are you interested? How do you know what I mean? I'm lookin Could it does seem to be. It's interesting, how would I dont know how it holds acoustics as well like that seems to be the main,
obsolete, because no other run like a guy mean, but really like a normal. You won't like a shell that will allow the sound all bounce around like its does, definitely have a very specific sound. yeah, you're, sure, yeah, the rest normally guitar resonates unless you can feel busier. Leaning as you can see your call alike. in the real change in your touching a lot of votes they shake. In a way is alive. It's I'm cool, you know, you see a Frankenstein and they give new electric shock and comes, life is not the real life version. Michael cameo answered fill in every report I plant man. Can you mandatory anatomy to disparage the your bureaucracy or Uncle Phil, but can imagine if you did all this an he like had molested you bunches little boy in every a time you played it's like you, bring it back to life.
No, that's not the case. I know a guy. I know that is not the case. I'm just saying I imagine I'm like a demon and then he would respond than you did with the radically review molest him. That's your idea was that idea. I pay I'm just pension here, that's great a yeah, that's not my purse. a story, but I you know thank, you, probably know even deal in? Well, I'm even while dealing with that. I dont worry is question. I don't want to take a bell for more mad at me because we don't want any, but a little bit more about that. Do not I get to. Finally, we have to do now. Is please, sir anyway? Would it to the good tar, though I do have a question what you mentioned, something about how your boy that worked there at the guitar store their called Qatar stores. Writer tat music store. He was no. I can't do it. You kind of broke metal that right, you you sort of like broke. Did that did the metal community surprise you with people be like they debts gross or
were they more just like that's mantle, because it's hard to out all the metal world. Yes, yes, I think news article. I read said before this: the most metal thing was Ozzy biting the head off a bat Do you mean to do that? He thought it was a man and now the scale castors outdone himself up there. Gimme, a calm down new Randy Roads Valleys HOLLAND Siren nailed it during. This is not got your journalism, but I do want to ask you: do you know o deal on? Oh sorry, the man that they are so determined Tribune has label, they said they might be. also not just friends midnight? Would you might also be? Man named Ozma alone was all right that holds to Guinness World records for longest nails.
world's longest tat night. I know that you honestly, I don't think I don't know you before. I dont think that you should be allowed to hold a record for the world's longest hat, because you can just may God you're talking you're talking to the person who might actually because there are ogier, however, is to have you ever heard of this man. Do you know this man? The only I learned about it discussed Chris Patten It? Is the radio contact me from the chamber Bay Times? Yes, we mention it to me and I say: did that guy doesn't look anything like me, one and two of something to get to the trouble of getting Kenneth records want. They want you to know about it like I mean that does hold. That does hold some water. If I look at him because you know a thing is that both of you are just did that they are bits, these two people that do kind of living disguises as well, so you can see how the art can permanently.
and I know that well see a distant disguise. I don't even know what he's just got. His he's got a fake mustache on. He has got glasses and he's got a wig on like he does have a long iron wig sort of looks like Bob's moods, I gotTa Moody and is also very similar to Bob some outta in terms of tactics, wigs glasses, mustache, Bob's Moody was big and also Bob's Buddha for many years. Andy Kaufman even stop being lifted Tony Clifton for many many years, because Bob's Buddha just took over and did all things I think, makes him incredibly. Brilliant was brilliant. You got to be super mean to people in everyone's like its Andy and Barbara, just like at the end of the show is like it's just Bob, which is cool, I'm just not I'm not interested in get near here, because I honestly like these two men, but I do wish. I can have the two of you together, these are vital to break it up both of us and we can also him. There was another person here this just
or an old just in all, but just an old has no flare. Just enormous seems to be just a man that may he nodded the same level as prince. Midnight is well known only Llanos, all re, who apparently never hurt you who says that he does. He listens to baths He does not listen to death metal, so that also put I'm out of the running and just in Arnold he made the two headed crocodile that made the tamper bay times. That's what got him because I didn't like to be. They were upset because they thought it would have to have a crocodile on their hands. Are just because you know they are also the first ones to be the first ones to call nine eleven super toto. That's your elsewhere! They guessed it like to examine. Why are you doing this debate? How does it feel prince midnight to be accused by such a reputable newspapers? The Tampa time. Why you're talking about the daily times is a good new? Oh it's just that we have to fight. We have to vote for two. How does that make you feel? Do you feel, like others, as if they're trying to steal your identity from you are the biggest
the bothered me because I didn't do. I make this guitar publicity stunt? No, you did this to me, call a spot now I just did it. I didn't. I didn't contact all the news to tell about it. They kind of portrayed as if I did this hazard as some kind of like start number posted the somewhat instagram on having a headline fifty followers, while they just count. If people cannot do that, there is a good idea. So you know I read the tv team. I respect Chris Bout. I think he's you know a great writer, but in this case you know, I think, is wrong and I don't think put in any absolute terms that are always just now: Pisa operating aid, eighteenth floating an idea- and I think that's really important, but I like to me, I like media, floating Eddie and people like cats, who knows man, one the job of journalism, though I would argue, no law. So it seems this. Mr Sparta might not? You might not be on the up and up?
The only thing I'll say, as you know, to say that I did something that greater landed, maybe would offend our American You can tell him that I chaired the blind and turn water and wine for I care, but you know that are in a person may be upset that you took a little way from him uniting that's true. I think Oda and was always a lot realer than Jesus Christ. I think that's extremely possible. you know. What's so amazing, I'm actually looking at a vice article. We read this in the tab eight times and these articles they are Not short. I have read shorter. articles on immigration, Zyobite and Supreme going it there's a lot more investigation into what happened to you verses? Why? No one's gotten stimulus like money? There is so much hope, and why do you think? Why do you think that is because I mean you have been talking. You know you'll be ok, you're, full of candor. What think the media has just seen this in there. Just the Roman with it
I don't know, I think that you now I guess it first, I didn't really realised that it would be such a big deal. from here on. In obviously, it was a more profound and let me what I originally conceived just turn on and my uncle privately. in a best luck, you send articles real one, I don't know I scheme through it, and I tell you what man you got us to listen to the album and I honestly think that is important. the idea of having a pure metal idea that cuts through the noise, I think, is a very important right now, because I think metal is a it's helped, countless human being since help me in my life. I, like you, know how many times I've been through fucking
times? Will you one of those guys who calms down to metal? Yes and that's what I've learned some of the most chill dude you're like what you listening to, and it is just like your mother- got your mother and I don't even like that's interesting gets out, so I think anything it spreads. The fucking sweet word of metal to farther B is great. I think that's what you're supposed to do. some congrats, honestly, it's like Facebook and gum rats, man. I think that the attention is actually really nice, because it's something create if you did something great and with a something of people. Maybe miss airily, not understand. Have your contemporaries been happy with this news or do they think oh, this is just a gimmick. Are you getting the guards are you getting some blow backward like always just a gimmick, he's a character worker is not a real metal guy, No, I mean I've been going to metal shows in Tampa since about like one thousand nine hundred and ninety one. So I don't know how anyone would said that I'm not the real deal. Technology the head, but you, if you absolutely hasn't physically attacked you when the tremendous
I got a concussion on the dear sighed Legion too. Are so I've been around for a couple of years Don't let alone do you put on building an entire kid in entire, like Drum said, a base guitar all out of bones because they could work. Could get a house. We Nigel, how bout? Yes, it would be. Fragile without being asked about the the bone. Bator how'd you played on stage, but guns are moving from back and forth might actually be, but not a good idea. Bones can be pretty drawn now here there are two too weak and I built a second put it back together for breaking out three on here. I think we haven't played lies with itself both boys trying to play. It lived without maybe I'll GM and a little bit since the Toronto, not a lot of of shoes by rule courtship. Others can certainly be a great theatrical element. You're. Shall I love it? I remain, Do you like to tell the story of TAT
We need the underworld and fighting demons. in the performing arts context. You know maybe some dancing and acting in their turn of corporate things are not true personally, very heavy metal. Like the Bible, fun, it's I guess, markets Starlight, that's come I go with my art is You know somebody people say understood a metal be enormous, stirred up there and they therefore really blade here. That's like you should say our start up and that is met all but also like. How can I do to away no it's done, for so that my mental out of approaching it all metals vibe beauty need more than anything else, and I think that that's a lie lay appreciate disappear. I know I'll fucking see they shall I, oh my god, I'd be in the back. Row is not allowed in the front row em too big to my, so I will be in the back with my back against the wall, but I will love every second of it. A reminds me when I was in Milwaukee Wisconsin at a place called the cactus club captured by robots. Did you ever see this performance are now
we man who did it was fantastic. He had a bunch of different robots, obviously Anastasia told a story. It was largely on lorries like to me. The older men example of it like this is core. Ask or ask you could do something like that. I, like the organic nature of the bones, love rounded by bones, and nothing is more metal than bones, and I mean not only the vibrant accept. The Bible found. You got. You can't nailed on the head precisely and captured by robots at midnight, use Marietta here. Saddam in two thousand and three, the guy was already a bit up an age, but he was the sweetest did need cross. Can't we had so much fun. Yes, l, unlike inspired by you, know, people like him and people who put down a little bit of action. For the lion's share. Everything is fine and you know the guy's a war I've met all those guys for you know they did you different thing that I'm looking to the future. They all come from an underground, punk underground,
metal underground, seen their all ended, gray, underground and in the eighties before Warsaw, you know that they have Myerst backed in their respective all metal community, despite you know, maybe be able tongue in cheek, their fun died. But again we need- and I think it's nice to pull back some of the veil and we now have to always be so fucking hard core walkin into these shows because it comes down to be like it opens up seeking get like little fat ginger boys. They felt weird going because I was afraid first and now you know all this is actually where I could be exam as long as I have addendum by proper battle jacket than I can have the man you, your work on the air for sure these scenes are really welcoming in Richmond work wars from a great heavy metal sooner play chosen for so called you go back next year will do we
can't thank you enough for taking the time absent or all in with us today, man and imprisonment. I did you have to say your final quote here that you gave in vice. I found it to be very powerful talking about how many figures throughout history have also physical immortality, but they all died, and then he says and then Prince Prince minutes as I'd argue that most then? I would have obtained more immorality through the legends we tell about them. I would be status, with that kind of immortality, maybe maybe a part of me will live on forever, alongside Philip in the legend, of this gala cast, but yet up almost think we just shouted video. So often at you guys, wanna get added it very soon. I found a cave that no one knew about in the woods took a scene call in a minute
opening like this big. So we ask reason their maritime and video with some real talented artists, talented artist and Gigi, and they got sounded. You do think all the sidetracked with their with a little hyphen D. Indeed, at the end, I was there like film artists in and I'm super grateful for. Their participation is worth Sunday, pretty will very visually crazy, especially never played in a cave before will grow like generators and like in this case also worry to die here. Man, But now we ve now definitely bound by video man. Absolutely beg you so much man area all right. There, as our conversation with Mr Midnight, what a wonderful and what is worrying for his first name, I'm not sure what First name is: I don't want that homer Gore with very big
obviously again Jack on our Pedro out. If you want to see them on the whole regalia here on the little screen or bigs grain or wherever you're watching the the programme on our patria, but they were unbelievably three self against any. Who we got me males. Let me just read this one: he milk occurs we got sent in. I want you guys to understand that we know we talk about Garfield Eads quite a bit on the show way too much. I don't know how it got there, but apparently there was a whole reality universe with in the car fuels so that's been discovered by a listener and this why this way, you guys are great, I'm not normally one to do things like right into podcast, but I feel like I have fallen down the Garfield each whole and any the whole world to see what I've seen. I am from Toronto, Canada, home the world's first Garfield theme. Restaurant graph elites in the restaurant has recently closed. Their food was God awful, but its owner Nathan, Masri, has just start
his next project Scooby do eat. I totally lord. I was so worried by this information because what kind of psychopath opens to Argentina ISM dig this man Nathan mastery is quite the character it turns out. He has written a self help, memoir he's produced. If you fail and just recently released and episode for Garfield each reality shown as you to channel that's called Masri picture. The reality show produced by him follow some around the Garfield theme restaurant. He created. He also wrote a recorded. The theme song for the show the title of the show is love me feed me. Leave me with Nathan, Masri. Aha, I can offer the best man strolling or be the genuine nurses. That's too I don't. I don't know about that, but these are making rather all in all the bullshit. So I want you to hear this song okay, this is
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Paris very scary. Oh yeah, see me. Ok, already interim credits eating this old, like diamonds in their gametes Barney, it's not orbit near the pizza. What's horrible, we see life is short, eat, no Garfield got over the commercial hook. You know what I think. That's actually probably he would be sadly owed acidly mass, obliged him to keep its still absolute Lee and rightfully so actually in a strange way in this case. Well, no matter how bad the food is, he got a grip you gotta raging alot, of an eighteen minutes sizzle, which you you I am getting a show on peacock. He might you watch it I mean or he's gonna murder. Somebody like he does have a look of Magna Carta Vibe,
That is the ideology botox it really. But honestly, you make a good point, he's very smooth yeah. Well guys we have a lot coming out of the pipe. Do we have next week March fifteenth, the opening of LP, indeed dives doomed gas coming to you. I hope you are, but I hope that you like it. How are you feeling we do and are you still do you still like it or is this? Is it fully in the line of just u low, with that. I am doing you are doing that just the only way I can even say it. I just am, I have become do Nokia on and then we have more seventeen seed Phd SIMPLE, underneath is coming out in just you know, be prepared. These episodes argotic drop on the last Punkahs feed in Spotify, but they are also going to drop on their own feeds. Our advice, but I just wanna get guns could check on or folk bullshit, yet workin really hard and we that you, like our new material. I think that you guys you're gonna love it. Everyone does a bang up job and I, I hope, because enjoy the new
don't we got some march. Obviously we got some new products coming down. The bite came to tell you all about the tac, we'll get that go at some point in the near future. Also, we will see you on the road will see in grandly out or a Navy one more night Friday. We are coming to you and again the shit is very safe. Its outside we got lucky it's out We have cordoned off areas per pod so that you, the real one used anywhere near at each other, and we will be far from each other. It's like we're all going to be at a show, but we will see anyone. You know I'm gonna be fine. Now and honestly, I am incredibly excited we're very excited to start our new material. Let's get this shit, no one knew what the general will be, but it'll be wonderful, all right. I will it me. Thank you so much for living every day, because the unfortunate because if you don't let every day you're dead, then a little laugh everyday day. It's wasted. That is true, because if you do spend your life crying, don't you get thirsty, you would do hydro.
It's all the water and they honestly indued waters, repression? and, in my American argue, shutting water for the debt, which actually means quite a bit special. If you're Paul, you know the middle of the fucking fuel, You didn't say all things are going to do to get a watch over the US how they act, because if you don't act in accordance with the Freeman think the way you're an act when they did not, can I think, you're the least analogous you'd. That's great. They will make sense later embryos into doing. I don't think a well ok and then you ass, you love the love, your job. You know why because of your love, your job, then no one's gonna love for you Russia, job of seal. Thank you. This is great. This is great, thank you, so much for being with us this week doing all right out there, Hale Yoursel it'll take a mug installations. Everybody him indeed be safe and pick up an instrument. Today it could instrument. If it's you we just don't steel industry, don't steal. I dont steel industry, which I already,
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