Ben ‘n’ Henry break down this week’s true crime news: A Murderous-Murdaugh Family Update, UK Boy loses nipples to Body Spray mishap, a Real Life Weekend at Bernies Situation unfolds in Ireland, a Stalker armed with Body Spray gets served instant-karma, a Glitter Assault in Florida, The Dog saved by a Sausage Drone, and MORE!
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when we were speaking a shitty and I'm sorry all the packers fans out there and that's what we want to commit to most of the episode Toe ITALY is the default
in the end, it agree, lay off and it's been really hard for the Packers and I'm sorry that they lost, and I want to congratulate everyone for dry January, we're almost done. I did have some beers on Sunday. What you're allowed you don't beat yourself up, it's a more incisive altering habits in those sorts of things,
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after the other now hard enough to get in and they didn't. I really should have put more into it, and I can say that seven year, old man you're with planter for shyness inside of my home and just be like you, didn't, give you just a year
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No, you don't feel not a loser whose figuring out his shit, but I think that we need a loser, but he's not a loser. So far. In the scenario I watched the new twenty twenty in the moroccan family. Oh my
I did try to see, will think there's any
new or whatever, and right now I think they said something like Alec Murdoch is charged with something like
Thirty three criminal charges right now, like he's not doing good, but my main thing
will actually Henry you
which is it was forty ease,
I urge with seventy one charges right now and those include that he stole more than eight point: five million dollars from clients, budding rush still and completely claim when it
comes to everyone around him die in getting no one seems to care, but he stole a couple: a box where their smoke theirs
Smoke- is no way that those you I mean when I was looking for where's fuckin buster right, so the young sons deck got shot nad after Fuckin, not being
did pilot in the boat right warm and possibly he murdered it. I dont know what he J of tool that girl he did this
when I glanced. Yes, they're all bad there all inbred and need to go. Mom mom shot mad, thank God, so she will have to deal with the embarrassment.
There are when they go bankrupt, always my colleagues, every man is so much better than beings, it so much better to get shot ahead, then, to be slightly embarrassed for eight weeks on daily work. Your way back,
for a South Carolina, aristocratic family. I think that's true, and I don't have to say if I was inbred,
I would want it to be sour dough,
then way out. Nonetheless, soured is really hard to eat yourself away from the extra chromosome
equally already does because a lot of times you just kind of build on top of the chromosomes, and they don't.
like the chromosomes being there that extra chromosome it seems to become more noticeable when you put on the weight. Yet
Really, that is the case. So yeah he's got twenty three new charges. Oh yeah!
use new either all based on these schemes that it seems like he started in two thousand and eleven
the basic approach,
then that you're gonna turn their money and flip it, and then you don't type bullshit, but castle I've been looking,
we're buster murder, yeah renovated, where's onager he's the one is the one that might be implicated into that hit and run murder. That happened. Use records it. When I know you're here,
ass, he was also buzzer- is the one who gave the other son the idea that he could buy the booze their allow him to take all his clothes off and kill the girl
but well military? Second, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. That's what a good brother does it sure of your brother gets
fake idea for his little brother. So I'm actually good is not a not gonna. Put too much shade on that. You see
off on the future of this
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to my brother- and I say no
no, no murder. No,
when I built by cheap beer cheat booze nothing.
ten bucks and no murder, it was that girl died because of navvy light
We all feel now, let's all you're supposed to go as a Terry gases. Three gases were buster is right now, ok,
gases, whereas Buster Florida, no ok, number two.
Is he he's a South Carolina, aristocrat kind of on the run for his own reputation? I merrily
say he went to Hawaii. No ok,
number three. I've got to relatively some kind of an article grenade articles. Lorry valor went all at once away, but whilst a Mormon enclave model wires, this weird sore dealing
the fire anymore. Incited. Might you as a european casino, Mandalay Circa,
he was if Circa Mazarin, I guess there was a,
I got it love. Does it
What I want to say to you buster. It doesn't seem,
odds- are on your side, because
your father's imprison. Your mom is dead brothers. Now your brother may have killed someone. You may have killed someone
Maybe gambling is in your future. Maybe he thinks maybe this time
We waited adopt this time.
I've been around in a change everybody's, the entire world's future.
I saw him at Circa. Somehow he has friends, I don't know where he found friends, maybe just Greece, you couldn't what people like if you grew up with,
You think this is the time to break it off,
That's the real beyond areas, thus resumes prison, best case scenario. He gets all of the money. I don't know because they are now all gonna come
looking for it did not only as a little time trust. I bet you yet a little buster trust
their lady like eyes, model trades, given money forum, these guys were lightweight little fucks. Ok, they kind of they had said
Carolina money, you and you know any money did so not alone. I mean longing rich money, but not these guys were probably in the
and this is a lot of money, but they were probably under ten million,
dollars worth as, but you already always eight point. Five hildy owes a point. Five and they're gonna come looking for everything. This can be. They already have a civil war
cookin they're comin over for the moment for question, isn't worthy for buster go hey through man, I'd come for fuck and I compliment.
I'd come a whole series of different things, things a bit depending on how well he did at Circa age. It did like the ginger look, I'm not into, though you look like shit.
Ok? Well known, no need to be ginger about it. He looks
the only one that out
the only one, not learn or lies and gay
It can be any worse for this disgusting family Murdoch
victims, including state trooper, family friends and in it
Living in the country illegally, so he had a bunch of bee of anyone,
One is a victim in this to be fair between friends
state trooper and an illegal immigrant. He didn't even see color did he know
about its cried. He said I will scam anybody else I will scan have all I could touch. Anybody who give me money. I will take up. A nice, obviously will have no clue,
We have no clue what can happen. I hopefully he goes down. He still not been charged for murder for his wife and his son. Don't even think you have to have two of these just gonna be in prison forever. Anyway, I mean I just shows the only thing that anybody gives a fuck about this country's financial crimes. Very, very sad.
I don T know why cause I you know, I don't and I do feel backwards them. His wife, Alec Murdoch's, wife
is just so lying. I just made pancakes like you. I might add something who now you knew something. Of course. No one is that blood, but speaking of blind,
Did you see how thin cured
is you guess, he's been running from the other prisoners, he runs for point.
Five miles a day any earlier. Thirty, nine zero forego falcons, fuckin multi branding Johnson, is why none their tables, these jump and on top of the exact atop lockers alot across it, he's working out
We were Jared goes. He finds a diet so now dear and has the new prison diet. We gonna send Jared too like war, and he could have like the Afghanistan diet or wherever we invade next may be. Ukraine perhaps will Evan
so ground and bread troop battle their Jerry?
Fogel, finding ways to stay
shape, and he says he is better than he ever has the idea for
so isn't that nice isn't that nice? I hear I like how is the comment here this from your post, subway jeered. Fogel speaks up for the four
I'm from prison, I royally screwed up is a comment about one.
He euro child traffickers. You looked like, he is cancer. I'm looking at him, he looks evokes bad. He looks, does not good.
Well, look healthy! You don't get a lot of sunlight in prison. Lawyers is only so much. He is having a
good. I'm war is evil
release, he only got fifteen years yet be on twenty twenty nine
my God, it's gonna get was run honestly, mostly fantasy, related,
and going in there in talking to a woman bill. It can, I have your kids and they believe it or not. She was offended
let's that's charges,
If he comes out- and he goes for you
bear his nose for my cause knows I can't handle it. You
We need we needed this to stay pure Oj Simpson,
He beat tried to root out the Buffalo bills. This weekend he put on a post on twitter,
Jane you Fogel Casey, Anthony usual.
Reminded he was a part of it and there's gonna be
like a suicide like a dumpy suicide squad.
Finally, I am it'll, be the deeds any chaired Fogel. They all started golf merge com.
when you were talking about it like a providing the clothes per golfers, because golfing does seem to be the number one sport for pet of Isles and and german traffickers, I think a lot of human trafficking happens on the golf course is Europe
Have the carts will there's so much time to scheme so
it's all you there's not much time to scheme basketball. You come in and go when you can't really Billy. What do we get a bigger budget? That is, I got on to defence,
do it but gone only where all day long, only a hundred people are good at all
the resolutely buddy is try eldest, trying and unfailing hanging around. I do
Are we to get me out here with a god? Damn gospel, Oreo lets you areaway, speaking of not being able hit. The ball would mean snuff,
I realize they ve been otherwise you're playing golf, its crucial it does, but it was not a good subway. I dont know I went with it. This story,
it does seem to be like. I want to do this one first, because its innocent and it's like right up there
This reminds me of my childhood reminds me of how fond it used to be in haste.
You're the one you're never gonna high school. I don't think I had a fantastic time. You did ok, good, I'm the one who's opposite people
some people had the worst times an alignment of worlds. I might have fifty eight fifty fifty little and I really enjoyed because they did drama and I was the job there was a trauma president ashore wow drama. President Y got ye. I different properly Sitka. How politically connected in the vice president did all the work for me and she was really upset about it.
this idea was we're like I use war, Bahrain and it was fine, it was pretty like did they lay up the figure
The jury is really fun.
Oh boy loses both nipples after classroom. Dare involving two cans of links. Now looks irony
disagree with the I disagree with the head.
He didn't lose em. He didn't wake up and was like
or has lived where one whereas bury whereas Gary that's my name, a nipples. They fled the country, maybe they're looking for another ten to reside on now. It seems that what links is,
Some form of it is what we in America callbacks back ring, and they are these by its called links right, it's a magnet for pussy
into we highly relating to the commercials
Women love this now of covered up farts. They don't know because it the EU. They must know the far through the mountain. It's called like.
mountain lightning whenever there use could sell I'm. So this is what he did, the boy who was now.
Name's using school. Is it is changing room when someone arrived in this lovely? This happens. It icicle this help.
However, some should opposite, hang bet you cat empty. These two kinds of links onto your neck
right well, for those that don't know either I mean well. I think most people have experienced an ax bodies bright, but it's got a nice children
Jeanne, Pepoon Step gives you a little more
in a little morning wake up kind of like those smelling little smelling ballots that
Holmes always uses and the military uses. Well, that's all you got to be.
We're getting drunk, but what they did was. As they went up to him. There lay ok, yeah sure make I'll do it. Surely trade deal
did to cans links. There has nevertheless, which not only imagine the smell of that and that room and then after they did it, he was kiss nipples. We're all are covered in the substance. The guy came up to him. He said he said at first. I thought it was just co like it's really a big thing.
We didn't start the bad and then you're like you're waiting for it to finish and then all of a sudden the guy want his buddy walked up to him and his initials, like he flipped the most in there,
and they just came off. I love it. He said it was fine, it was all for then the boy
actually phrase it my nipples. He flick both my Naples and that's when the Naples they fell off
I have seen a war, it was exactly like it was like raw expose, skate right
well there you go now
say Henriette seems like you, have the axe and wrong, because naturally this was a German by that said, these nipples unless remain clear.
to make me come are no good to me. Let's get a minimum bid, I added as a german I'm just
their monopolies are gone, I'm just children and then people like you
sure is bleeding, that's what he said he
and then his shirt just started weeping blood I've. These nippers is certainly just accessories system made body the Abbe Bismarck. Your pulse yard is bleeding your nipples her plate ya. What I'm doing this getting rid of access blood, so I can shimmy through a pipe.
Get out of the constraints of a peace deal on the land Filipino out you, but he said he added people is a people reacted with disbelief. Yeah then release it, because at the time this has happened a couple years ago, and now he shows of autocracy, as he ain't got no nipples.
It also lose be fair. He's got the aerial LE vital,
of nipple. It seems it's not that noticeable for you. The type of person elects having your nipples played with
during sex do come on what is happening about ribbon. Only well dear me, talk about us feeling of old tugging, your nipples sure you wouldn't have to feed muff puffin in Germany.
Russia, you get areas, not Jeremy, he's an indisputable classroom, he's not a song by
Pearl jam Jeremy, it could be sure, reject Jerry comes over Germany. You don't get decide nipples like that. Fuckin Dana Harvey Sketch, remember that without a velocity,
I feel your pants on. Oh, I love. I understand the importance
nipple. When it comes down to
sexual fun, but
he says the guy. I gotta love this german guy. He says I put myself in this position because I accept
the dare YAP by the ticket. Take the right man here
he says another look back on. It is just it's just stupid. It happened.
Now I've got no nipple stick
but in a great story, be very, very good and very worth it
was speaking to fund stories are glittery stories. I actually kind of think if I was gonna be beaten up by two people.
these two girls would be kind of fun. So in Florida these two gauss they blurred
seven in their twenty nine, its Caitlin, O Donovan and Sarah francs.
Look extremely scary. Don't have sex with them. Ok, so they
they showed abounded in adapting the audits, need, I think, they're kind of fun and what it can. I offer you my life. I, like you, know to use I'm surrounded by. Like a woman like that,
a little bit of age, yet you know what they're gonna do they seem the thing,
as for being almost thirty, both of them they look too young and
see mischievous and they seem like they have the souls they. This
saw as the character who played orphan enough an orphan
it just looks like they are full of deception. Ally's based upon how
happy they are in their mugshots. You can always tell our comfortable some is someone is cry, their own crime and devious nature based about how much
They smile. So the two checks they break in
this guy's random as apartment, and then they start throwing the
launch a glitter all over the guy's edited torso.
Yes, it's Clark,
or in Asia in Florida. Looking at them right now they are
am beyond believe our God knows what and they thought this was gonna, be Superfund, so the guy
You suffered some injuries from the glitter attack, the Charlotte.
I hear a nose throat associates warn that even a tiny piece of glitter gets someone's eyes out.
You're gonna have a scramble cornea. It seems to be the real crime here I guess, was gonna furthest, felony else like what the fuck you charging them effectively
four thrown glitter at the do no number one. I guess the glitter was in a container. Well, that's the problem, but all, but also they broke into the house.
do you think the glitter must have exploded, because that's where they were warning, even a small shred of glitter cannot evidently
You blind, so it makes me wonder. Why are why is glitter so prevalent in Chile,
parties. Did you want to have a blind child another? There is anything wrong with that because they have superhero super smell,
super ability to taste the always amid the immediately get those powers do.
It was what you wanna be blind. Did you see she can
Will you probably think, as you were, watching the exact Youtube general that I was about now, you'll only I was lucky and warning last. You know I was there with what you are doing that now
into an elevator three clock in the morning. She colonial big guy right.
with him who
by wonder, while wonder Mr Wonder, Mr Wonderful, a hooker,
beauty wonder
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some shapes and then Shack said
He didn't say anything Rikers suggested we wonder and Sir Jack was very quiet and instead he said that he looked and then she
So this stability limits it we shall be banned and
Did he get z man? You know it's a big man. We actually got an email last week. We talk about this
we'll do see, shades reduces shapes it. You see some stuff like you, do get a little bits of light depending on how blind you are an shack as a very distinctive.
Shape ism eyes very show. I've put the isolated more when it comes to fuckin glitter glitter, the real crime has had its permanent
and if they are ever wherever and whenever and no one has ever been fuckin. I've never heard anybody. Blinded by glitter, maybe email side stories, LP ideology, Melba camps of you wanna tell me how you
cousin died at pride from glitter? Will I don't think it when I look, if you
I have one of those like poppers to be the case and ruin your house thinks friendly. Oh, you put your eye
I'd have to it, you pop it. Can
Secondly, this and by blind the address me your gate. Now
leaders of blindness, you're, really good doctor. I've got a game here to this out. I think word a van outside of the fuck it
no one year's grandam aid we might otherwise be.
Be careful out there when it comes to glitter and when it comes to me, just lock your door at night, because these
in Florida, gonna break into your house and spray glitter all over your body and the near
as also do your best do your fucking best to keep an unstable woman happy. I just got their believe victim,
we often hear these women are my way: don't I'll get him up and just data, even if you want to be thought of that
really what it comes down to really comes out? No attention on this text,
denied storage area, twitter. It's wonderful. Does such a sad stories perfect right down the pipe story
he nodded and pronounce any of these things so great to deal with it. This is envisaged in Ireland. So this is. This is culture
even our nor gaelic, and I know what you how you call us. So it's is guardian. Guard I investigating, after a man's body use an apparent attempt to get to claim pension is weakening.
Bernice, but its during the above, the Dublin public girl.
love it. You know I mean I feel like if they take the corpse all the way to the courthouse to get a couple of dollars gave it oh yeah time, one time,
so these two guys these to entrepreneurs
This is an carlotta issuance were north. They said that they were trying to collect a payment pension payment on behalf of an older man right, but they told the guys are like Hayleigh said. No, you can't just claim it rise. Gotta be year, rang shore, and so
when they went put their think and gaps on like on hammered gay. Ok, maybe we'll figure this out the man who was at the post office. He lacked any returned a short time later with two other guy
right. I always it is sixties. Re must have been the guy that get the pension
There was another younger guy that you guys in the others. They were there together issue younger men. They understood they did. They were trying to get the pension paper for the third man and then they looking and they will. We think he's the proper this guy up right again and share.
I never run. Kids, Ireland, maybe he's just Amor knows, but the woman looked at me like this to some
She going on here, I'm gonna go and check with my manager prefer come back up and when she came back out, she just found is dead body sitting in the chair, while the other two flat.
Well, I guess the the body couldn't couldn't flee. Maybe they wanted to, though maybe they died
embarrassment twice, because what a horrible situation,
that the sixty six year old man now to see
funding of all citizens.
We died, which isn't that nice that they start giving pension that sixty must be it earlier.
sixty six anyway, I don't know they check, they wanna see signs, so they tried it
care of the elderly over there they got really upset. They tried to try to find the guy. Now the guy name was paid or Doyle radius. Disease man is in his late sixties. He was a resident of polar turnaround.
at all. They described the deceased as he's a decent guy very well
regarded and like and cause no offense anyone you could make up what happened
in reality. You look at it as a rational person. Whoever did this day her, not rational.
They make up what happened it literally as a movie. It's a common trope at this point.
as done in a car
spilled. Nobody knows famous, but of course, Christmas litigation.
As of other ones where they're like now, they are not gather just sleep and daily
as it has a great seeing yes, but is really interesting to think like they really thought about it? Literally, we talk about this on the show, I think quite a bit.
both last by casting here about home, we or a lot of talk a lot of the times as civilians. We are trained by movies and we think Erlich O. This happens. It's like the old days of wrong coms. Were you just like find out the woman's work schedule by plane
tending to be her boss, and you call and you get a work schedule than so. You can meet you with her in the show up in front of her work,
FR. I got no love sire. You never heard of that. Erasmus happens. That happens, but I mean like this. They deal like having a body and in going the spark is how much could depend should be
I mean it's got to be some pretty good money. At least enough to get hammered for the weekend its Ireland, you want to have a good time. Dublin is no
it's a little bit. Pricey can't wait to go there at some point in the very near future. See all you wonderful, irish people, but we like about this.
These Carlo mayor can murder name. He was apparently right there
go by their place. All the time is busy ass post office. Normally it will be a queue at the door. I was apt.
We shocked to hear about what happened. I can't believe anyone
Some might that what every wasn't? What if he wasn't shop
and he was lying with Mozilla Ives a week. Oh yeah there always covered near the dead body trading. It depends and all the time we say, hey get a job.
Your bury that body it up age, adults, we'll. Why can't I just
He had one time and then they can help with the burial of the man, because it feels like
really. Do I guess it's a pretty aggressive cut off.
Pension? It is illegal once you're mad. They really, I think, maybe give us a couple of weeks. Extra well paid job,
but when it comes out to its always people drinking rubbing alcohol trying to get it now
don't know why I dont know why can't just be someone who really needed it, because I'm sure these guys did needed, but not like a single mom, a nine
is it: why don't you know who they were gonna, be giving them money too, for rail gonna trail from the corpse and give
the people who were alive or again most likely gonna, go, spend it on
bankers and mash and yes, you need money and how much money it causing offence chips over there that out of his actually only thing you can afford to eat Tran task
to go over there like a toy seems a good could be irish, but this is in Maine, and this is
Another situation that I have to assume alcohol was involved, and I dont know why I'm assuming that was involved in the irish story, but I think it was
there is a main dude. You walk.
On Friday right near Legal was a wise that a story that gives us a new. Who cares? Will you asshole,
Somebody in one of his arms- and it was
other arm yeah, maybe
that identified, but he was
how around using I get an extra while again, that's so weird, that's not by bodies not put together right.
And there now he sells it- gives a shock. Wasn't after couldn't get first thing in the morning is most very fortunate. That's
His arm was sawed off at this. The shouldered public one hears you are the areas stopped to help they call the police they apply to tourniquet. Thanks get a band aid.
naturally we help what did it. It was arborous.
do take care of trees. Yeahs isn't
exact. Almost yours, lorry accidents, things you schedule to show and like that's gotta, be scared
You see during the day as it just quit. Squirt squirt scored just a blood, should not have you like its Monty python. The holy GRAIL
and you got your own arm in your hands. That's gotta be really really don't know exactly how heavy your own armies,
going to marry and bring Jack she's a direct.
The loser in public parks.
All again is Henry said happened at nine o clock in the morning. Who is what she said she said it couldn't have been
better guys for that guide. The situation regarding the the arborous
she goes on to say. I really hope it made a difference for that guy. I think it did cause. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure you bleed to death. I guess I don't also he may I must have been a shock and just the idea of also the unlike.
Thank God. The arborous sir here is also wondering are euros. What are they gonna do? The are look they're gonna put sat on it. I dont
They did applied here to get it. I guess yeah. If everybody knows how to deal with somebody, who's arm is completely sawed off. It would be somebody who works with chances for a living.
Absolutely they know to do with Jane saw their heroes, they also they
plant a lot of trees as well. They don't just destroy. They also bring back
little bit of trees, they do
say anyway. So
and then you don't, I can bring the guys aren't back that alone. That's gone forever
and the man will never be
able to
their NASCAR career, maybe but then again, what is it easy?
it the Drummer Deaf leopard that one
one aren't I want you and I will say when it comes down to it. Yes, do I love that you go out there like the guy, learn how to shoot guns, or this feat right. You lost your arms. You trying to come up with sudden beyond mean when it could like the guy was a figure who became
national. Like meddled arrow guy,
he era is viewed or with its feet. I remember that what are we might?
this lighting, a madman, Julie, speak, you
usually much. Why we braggin, didn't you tap dance in view no gun, Arbs, don't take a position from somebody who needs do had arms like with eager arms, but no legs. Ok, you at all
but no legs. You go into the arrow shooting competition you get be, but the guy who
only legs, no arms and has legs. How does this happen,
Well, I guess you not good enough.
only arms
comes out and the very much that the very essence of competition that it only if you get big by a man whose only feet at your only arms in an arm based competition. I guess you deserve
the loose well, but the if you're doing arm wrestling with one person uses their feet. They're gonna, win right, yeah
So anyway, legs are stronger than arms. Legs are definite
stronger than arms. Unless you mislaid day and then you have to huge s, strong arms, but then I'm gonna make funnier, but then honestly lot times out. Those muscles are fuckin ornamental.
When we discuss it, you son will see all these fit guys for use at Rio. Muscle is here to get their punctures it tasted the
the pills arm into the HIV Age
No I'm sure he's. Probably age is still a real muscle. Real strength requires gumption.
Do you drink so go play. Something detectives have
Option is not sharing with strength.
Your whole body here, but that has nothing to do with.
Just as that, that's not the definition of gumption gumption is stick to it in this. That relies. You can't like gum.
it is like I'm fat, but I still married this woman that I
this is an image of tat under examination. The only exercise I need anymore, I flip bag. Seventy five pound dog food.
on the street, that's it! But when you re seventy five pound bag dog food- now I just get I've, throw it out.
Naturally I put it in adults or leave it out for all the records to build and four by the restaurants round the corner. That's great!
I can't wait. I'm getting around the feed
the squirrels again beaten the squirrels and they are loving it they day. Honestly, did you like it, but we do have to be careful because they do carry like yeah, but who cares? Well, I guess when it
that's even get one leg you might as well get the other, so in Maine Stooge walking around with his arm in his arm
I mean the end of the story is neither is it a story. They just have to attach the art they had to. It
The arm I dont know if they did or not, but in an in Florida, is a different kind of story, but in Florida do these guys this guy
Logan, Psmith, readies, eighteen years old. He had this idea.
He's. Gonna go mug, and
try, murder a jogger he'd been stock in the sky for several months for months,
it is apparently has some sexual fantasies, but dude, I'm looking at this Logan Smith Guy,
crime the mug Jacques fuck it at his gates. He did the man that he tried to mug organ.
Variety man, so he just keep. God is aspect like he does woke up today and was like I've been stuck in this man for six weeks
Today is the day he finally gives to beat the shit out of me. I don't know what that man thought was gonna happen. Will apparently he so he'd been watching the sky and had built is falling,
on his route, which is why, if you are
I'll. Get my ass great, doesn't really Dahmer it does you need to change?
up your route. I do it all the time it and go to same ways. A lot of different times has never knows fuckin watching you are. I can do they put a fuckin make on you, dog, wheelwright, Dear K, want to find you they're trying to
corner. You always have usually so many places you could run. Though I mean you know, that's why I gotta backups backup keep a plank with a nail, threw it into backs.
Your car. What if you didn't want to live life as if you are being stopped by someone who is waiting, I don't murdering you first. Actually I have argued victim will then be a victim. Well, that's how it happened here, this guy, so it's
you fucked up. He had a mallet, an ax aerosol ground the ground. So what you gotta do is again acts to different stories. I Fisher doubled know why I
behind a thing.
but I like Paul.
lab do a literary lamp honestly. I dont know why he thought he could do the lunar tunes
that's why you ve got to look at a height of somebody's wily, Coyote right, he placed the mallet on the axe aerosol underground. Next him right, it was waiting for the due to come. Pass your past and then
jumped at him and he had a glowing. Rome built around the guy's neck rightly put her on the neck. This guy gets his goal was to mobilise them with a fucking
ty, then re his eyes with the axe body spray I death toll was a mobilise or he smelled so good. He went to sleep
Yeah I mean all you're going to do again, as we have learned from the commercials is attract a crowd of beautiful women who can't get enough
the smell of you:
so my there. So blinded by this actual flourish,
ignore. Sensuality is flourishing in sight of them that they have to help. You commit this crime yak as he was caught. So this is so stupid gives them the bulk of the mallet. It didn't happen because guy immediately fuckin car, I kicked him in the chest. A beat the fuck I am, but he said this is also why don't like the slogan Psmith guy? Besides just the attempted murder rape of this man
its. He said that he got the idea to commit a crime from a horror movie that he said
Movie, all he said was I watched a violet movie and I decided I was gonna kill the sky.
with origin or I've ever seen, acts bodies brain any horror movie, maybe like a douche bag. Whores raises too much cologne and then they diverse from Michael or Jason or Freddy, and then just
being out at someone from the bushes. That's done enough.
Platform movie. No, it's not.
it's really not, and so I yet why. I think that he is trying to get play, trying to see if you'll get people to like right about this and talk about this base, because he did the thing of being, like
I was the movies that did it to the house.
Because it he said he further plan to place the victims body into his closet, where the defendant stated no one would know, even though you live with his parents
In ITALY, there is going to play with the victim to fulfil his sexual fantasies alarm on laboratory Dahmer. Ask highly recommend. If you are this, boy's parents
Get him a real dollar somethin! You
but he's got a horrible time in jail. He already has a very weepy face.
and a yeah. It's a good thing that this guy was able to overpower mother. Otherwise he would be in this boy's closet, stinking of acts
body sprayed again up.
the smell of deterioration.
I like here is when you go right to the guy, just like the comments on this article, because some of them are really fun, because what is this will the top one is once more, we see would be in a Democrat can lead to
I now spreading future republican congressmen. I dont know
Are there any? I don't know why they got political in cells equals
in cells. You gotta be careful air,
Let's move on to hear the wage a way. This is a really good one.
this year of the we did. This is clear. It is not very long, and now it is the donkey named Betty
once again, yes, spinal young knight, I've never been. I was at first a knot of Paul, the first confuse, but like all we're just gonna name, this donkey names, Betty White Euro, the weak, but at the same time, each week it's my hero,
really isn't it. I, oh it's just incredible, but this ratio of the week is actually not the animal, not animal, but you know what it is its tiny sausages. So there is this dog Milly Jack, Russell Terrier. Unbelievably you dog right. It's very it got cut. It got caught rather in a couple of mud flaps and it's like it's a dog in. Maybe he isn't those martyrs dog in the face of the play. I don't think so. No captain
fire fighters and the coastguard we're all trying to get this. Damn dog out of these mother truck and month lapse and the
ask yours like this. Dog is not coming so
did they do they said perhaps attaching
some sausage to a drone that some sausage
not only does in breadth attaching assault
do a drone with
with because of the said entire would entice in Tempt Milly out this thing man, I love our sweet Wendy so much. She has a hard time being off the least because she doesn't licit cranes, listen she's too she's been
two supported or eight she has. The brains are not that big in these little guys. You know any honest she has not. She has been unable to a point where she does not really feel the need to pay attention to her name, and this thing is there, but these have jobs or understand as also the thing about tiny doc
the lead times. They write checks, their bodies can't cash. You want, if they want to appear much bigger so think about this puppy is that he was just like. I can handle this fact in flood.
I've. Everybody loves me right. I really
we take note of your own. I Milly, no one
new mildly. The dog can't even comprehend that anything wrong could happen to it. So what happened was Milly
he slipped ass. She slipped her lead in Havana, Hampshire, Hampshire, after the frantic public appeals.
She was spotted again as a result in the mud flaps now
the danger of being involved in the tide is very real. Sherry real efforts to encourage her to safety.
and, finally again there were like what does Milly like and they said little houses fat. Yet oh yeah, later sausage, so Chris Taylor said it was a crazy idea again, not that crazy. But nonetheless you know it's weird. You know, what's really fucking weird about this whole story same way they got cheese, Lane
She was hiding in that fucking serbian beavers along that is generally
Does he would outcomes which gives you want himself? It gives it. Would you, like some association,
he's like David. Could I get you
millionaire booze? I came away Prince and we don't really cover them
story too much, but we will at some point, maybe at some point that'll be blown Isaac. S coming rhinos
for example, I can't prince Andrew Nude watching that fucking, a leaders bitch did you hear, will get back to Europe
We can succeed in getting it by agenda here about his Teddy bear collection. Oh did you hear about that? No, this known man
he had seventy one Teddy bears the first,
as a made, you have to put them in service.
it places when you those up in the morning and they all you have to put them back in the same spot, every fucking,
Now he was in his fiftys when he was do I'd anyway. The males, let's go to what is apparent from trying to keep him from killing a made. You leave,
reprint fairly Limburg. I've read I actually like Baron. Only because you
Export seven and he is he's very awkward and
can't imagine how horrible that was for him
My only wagon
Well, you know, including online in real life is, can we do not really could be a total Fatima he's gotta honour all network Monday, probably unified us anyway, all right. Let's get back to the Good NEWS and not those disgusting pedophiles in power,
gay so Chris as it was a crazy idea, he goes out one of the local
Residents of the beach were we
We were flying of these supplied them. The sausages
and I think all over this it just came from all d, which is
little german grocery store that actually really nice behaviour and strangely enough, the woman who offer the sausages she cooked him up and then they attack
Jim to the string so thick and merely like really good food.
I might add that this is what happened to her
life is so well curated earlier it wasn't even raw sausages, not many times,
everything on it. We got. We get the farmers dog for when the only even though we still do the fucking advertisements for farmers, it is the most she she like night, it's better meet than I e is stuck in food production and whim. Natalie says that a woman upper speed like no it's the dishes,
at least be able to rob fit on some level. It's dark. She doesn't, even if it does so, this dog had to be it had to be cooked. Sausages had to be heeded up for
and their old holding got acid. So you know they're good, I mean it's cheap and bad quality, but they are good day
There goes on to say: if we hadn't gotten her away from that area, the tide would have come in and she would have been at risk of.
And it was something we never tried before this?
Judges were where the last resort,
major mine or by any other means, because me
Was angry, it worked eyes.
There is no doubt aware danger.
and now she is home, said they said we certainly
we consider using sausages again every dog and so
cooperation is going to be different.
We were in a similar situation again, we employ
the same methods to lower the dog
Joe. You all come full sausages whale. Won't. You give me one now, I'm a bit of a grown up, a writer like doing enough
so the sausage worked. Milly ran away again and I just
Let me finally reviewed that, with our own, only just Emma link is alot. After me,
spotted and the inland from the MAR so she's, crazy dog, but anyway
is it a jack, Terrier Jack Russell, it's a jack, rustles YO, yet exactly they don't think before they were.
a bunch and then they non, and then they find themselves in the middle of trouble and then again Jerry said they get traits, and then they don't learn a lesson. Nothing because what do you do can edit bob it it's like a sweet little not knowing is when I was on living. It's fuckin, absolutely deluded lifelike, every single thing in reality, bends to their will
much like galaxy. Hopefully there their owners and yet Emma Oak, says, used relieved she's relieves, uses relieved. His poured over me into your point.
Mill issues as millions of rescue dog she's, quite timid. She loves me at home, more than anything and now she's,
doing what she does best, which a sleeping she just universities as she says she just subsidies and looks a unit as if to say, I'm resting not me
I am resolutely me alone. This dog just powers, man hours now have actually got a madman,
because that's dogs, I'm arresting me alone, is like that word just debt, you weren't, whereas, yes, yes, I know you're alive the entire infrastructure of the police department just saved you, I'm resting name, raising headstart. Well,
you know either why you're gonna get we got here.
a developed, so
judges? You are hero of the wake. Yet aren't you
some mad a lesson or may also hearing. Oh, I like this with this next story, debated this was prompted was because they said the lot of my friends make fun of me for this story. Ok, let's see if the right the story takes place at my college, boyfriends, grandma's house, so my college, boy, friends or grandma's premise. Ok, we say there during quarantine, use out doing whatever so little in the house.
I went to the garage you take a rather large dab, which instantly breed capacity me brow ass sure. So I sum of acts of the bedroom kind of blacked out. The bed forbid is very important. Note I always curl up as closely
while as possible- and I did that when I lay down- and I remember coming to just slightly feeling like I had been worked up sexually a home
I was very foggy still and I honestly thought it was a wet dream. Creasy
Something is range going on inside of me not to get to descriptive, but we felt penetrative is this. So this is a business girl right,
I guess I don't know levels head where someone somebody's gonna come to some didn't come inside right,
stuffing their legs, I remember climax in a way I have never before poor since not hard justly weird okay, so it is a boy. I don't know
It could be. The other was ideally anybody grounded hallway. I dont know I know the came hard.
They carry out as a woman, and I can have what gal ok right, she's a goat. That's what you said. Yes go! Oh
Go Miller, look again in a sort of shock. They took me out of the fog and realizing I was now at the age of the bad. My legs hang it off my feet on the floor. I sat up and it took me, but the process which has happened. I wouldn't hear a little disturbed.
I didn't kill my boyfriend because I knew he'd get weird and upset about because he, because he was Dick, woe
oh, I guess it's out and who cares? If you have an orgasm? What am I would young honestly Robbie he can make. Maybe it goes makes you commented than he can read them when I finally did about a year after the fact. He was predictably irritated that at some sort of sexual experience without him well
that's what he said we are ever man did you.
He learns. You should learn how to fuck you that quickly with a ghost it the way, Benjamin Franklin
that sure why not gobble gobble have fun with it that them. I want to see. The guy seems like a total psychopath NED stop because
then along these lines, that item. If you dream that you, if you ever dream that Natalie cheated on you, when you wake up in your mad at Natalie or the inverse, it's like it's weird, you can't be true
man, it's a joke. If you're mad, yes, you have to get out of it. You have to get over because it does not really. But I was interesting,
the area is another. Oh, that's the story, TAT just a story,
She did the guy was that she, the whole fucking email, was about the sheep
Kay came so was always and her boyfriend does mad, it goes, it goes, did it and he couldn't do it.
We have an entire shoke folks, folks
Julie we have an entire.
and shall coming up on sea resume. This is why indeed over
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call when we curled, but maybe not- I don't know
that's a good story. Neuron tire college chose gonna be like this hideous cases are. This is the shop
then I'll gay sums can ever make. I got used to it. So that's the expectation she went to bed she fucked Gostar boyfriend got mad because it wasn't him and we'll talk about the merits of this or twenty minutes and get to the end of the shell, fantastic Arkwrights overdue.
got a really good information about how the proper waited disposable bodies the rapid and chicken wire, and waited as it go down because it goes down so that the body actually the bone stay within the chicken wire it floats to the bottom of a cavity or
something of water, any sort of source of water Sherman the animals issue can eat and pickle. The me up, the bones were sitting inside of the mesh cylinder, so there's a tip
Mixed sets an actual here. You can really think about it like that, and it would be it so the
we think is then, at all times the corpse will be together.
Skeletal in skeletal, regain, saddle alignment. It's like, we really got it yes, but if not, but he won't and bits of it won't flew up, ended from trend, since we do get on so put that your back pocket,
put that in your backpack could be better than Karla Homolka and that other douche bag.
are they the ones you get fucked it up yet yet if they did not honour disposal- or I will name moistened in theory up, I'm a cashier side to keep the volume pretty low and it
and your show- and I like to think of myself, some more, the very imaginative might, but what I heard I did not imagine. I wanted to tell you the story, because I cannot.
The life of me find a satisfying logical answer for what me and my coworker heard. It was a normal Tuesday about six twenty eight. I think
I was just getting to my group- knows listening to the body and Clyde episodes nice in all three customers
were there within I shot they're. All. Looking at my look here, my make up known walking front of the candy or eight my my co. Work was down in the sexual
health area just out of my eyesight footing. It here moving right host, peaceful, then all of a sudden nurses rumbling like thunder off in the distance.
news compare. It was gonna, see clear outside when I
heard in the most terrifying spine, jerking pant, shooting voice.
I can see you Jesus ass right behind me until I froze the spot terrified at a customer stuck behind the counter and also slow. It was so slow.
I was literally unable to move until a customer walked up to the counter. Everything was normal around me, so I just kind of rationalize it say. Maybe I was hallucinating right up until the customer asked me if I'd heard so much did you just hear someone say this is a customer saying you just hear someone say
see you offer was just in his head and how shocked couldn't help nervous, laugh it off and I checked them out and he laughed and the other two,
they didn't hear anything. I guess it was almost out of my head again. All right with my coworker ran up to me and asked. If I had heard someone say, I can see you or was it just in their head now, there's no way anybody could have stuck behind me and there's nothing but a wall that leads outside behind me. I've never been so terrified in my life. I have a deep fear of people who I do not know being in places where I'm supposed to feel comfortable right. There motion detectors have been going off in our ceiling.
Which is why don't we don't know who to call the exterminator or the police at all fosters. It sounds like that's areas,
but I would always about bag. I heard you I can see well if and when your back there, if you could pick up a little bit that because we could maybe just he'll, be marked some of these there's been a sale theirs
Sale.
when I was a girl. I never listener pasta, nothing,
about a separate, maybe not produce, don't you know what I think I mean
Absolutely they do at over mad about it.
No you're, not at all. I guess if we thank everyone for coming out to Texas, yet no we'll do it thanks
for every one who came toward tail shares younger just one all. What's really
This weekend, we're gonna, be
Abbott in Washington Dc Philadelphia. Rich men did immeasurable every barbaric, Richmond Virginia. We can't wait to be with you guys
and in I amending dredge in a day officially
a earlier, because I,
to have whiskey in Washington Dc I with so much fun. There were very, very excited. Ah big ups or France get so good
the people we met in Texas, barracks. I will read out on the road,
suddenly shy, but that taxes cases no joke area.
A very, very good text makes it does had different. There are welcome, but it really good- and I just want to
can you believe how much I live to make people laugh every day I live for it, some people, they say. Oh, do you love and always difficult to do?
for the rest of your life, and it is, it is, but a start is made on these new doing which eight we're doing what you hates much worse, you everyday. I love for the fact I wake up. I don't have to work at the office anymore if you're were at the office right now for clear. Great good work is crushing eight, but I'm guy wasn't good thing. I got fired from all of those jobs. I was bad at it as bad due in the expense reports. I was bad booking travel. I don't know you could tell about this about me, but I don't have an eye for detail gray right, I'm not
we locked in their until that's when I last just thinking about how much he make others laugh where you laugh,
a little self in grand dies? In their words,
You you know these times time. We do like to make people laugh, and that is one thing that miss
your bob said. He gave a great presentation on the red carpet when he said some people think we do for ourselves
whereas there is that aspect. Will you truly ourselves? But there is something we love to make people
and make people smile a little bit make em bank and make him smile and forget their worries.
I that's. Why just Veronica this whole episodes all about. Thank the commission.
since you never know, lays down. You'll, never know when these comedians that you level begun.
We got you know about his money now, all like I see
like when they again you hear sag it you hear norm, you hear Louis. You love even like when I hear my
parents are raging and then, like you, realize their like. I'm no grandparents anymore, like I addressed in it, and I will happily right it starting at there's something about the celebrity class of people that we watched growing up in
the idea that norm is dead now and like oh yeah, out its nose. Crazy. It's time is a brutal. Never ending steamroller
you know one of her friends and a chance to hang out with Norman Lear and then all of what
the keys. Ninety eight hazel eyes as though I'm forty now and it seems like at this point it has begun,
unfortunately, go it. No, I just
seems like every year what we just talk, whatever one's that everyone's gonna die now wolves. The thing is, it's worse is now we're getting really our territory. How many these comedians I've heard tell me. Wait till all your friends all die in a group because
happens. All your friends, you die. Don't do this to me. Why are you doing you talking to me
I dont good way to end
way. One who had come and see us live
We should only much more entertaining than us breaking now now everyone's gonna die soon on legally also, you know what I mean is tat. You think we're very first we go lied. That's next week we go
wide. It's ok, I mean. If I it's on, all the bullshit bugging me
If you want it, you can get, it were really excited were opened up with a big fuckin series next week on and we are, we are gonna fuckin rip it out,
in a couple of shows my sites that will be taken out. If you know what I mean with radiance, oh good, very good, not would now, with
its own everyone. Thank you so much for this immediately to city who, on the road very soon take care yourselves, truly failures, hillside
use the manage, add ons, be three be went. My friends be three leaf oil that creates the ass. He could be good toilet
with every single time and try to get an avenue bird and go into the airport. It's always been you'll be free, bread, libyan.
and when will it shows that there is really you have a safe light. Do in Europe there are nine o Brien Regan, that's a brain region is all right.
Differing he's, still alive,
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