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go back on the path to adjust two cigarettes good for Philip Morris out. They can with it. I was like that evil did it eventually, no Lucy rose. What's lazy to sponsor I thought talking about a Lucy cigarette like what line was random people? That's illegal dude. never illegal sale of cigarettes. It literally fingers them all up. his hands. Oh god, I asked him twice like oh hey. If you're gonna give me cigarettes, can you touch it with not the filter? It keeps happening. mad at the guy, said Lucy Vague about service under this everyone has a relative is losing. This is a sound in New York. You fucking strangled I forgot to clock, though, if we got the death penalty for that the day, these guys don't care, they have the they have a lighter attached to the thing ready to go. You light it in

it's actually kind of not. You live in Brooklyn, it's great now. This is EAST Village Nyc, so he's got the lighter yeah yeah moments like you'll, be just normal people coming in to buy the paper in some guys, you know lighting a cigarette on them is drinks, gentlemanly though it is. If I were, if I owned a convenience store, I would just like sell that guy cigarettes make your cell loses outside light everyone when they come out, give them a little light. That's very that's a nice touch, it is a nice touch. Is the funny part is most people that buy the Lucy's day by two or three and they keep it in the same pack, so they always have one pack of cigarettes. They reveal three at a time, I got a nice nice little racket. They got going on what the fuck was, that yeah yeah, I'm glad I never got addicted to nicotine very happy. It's nice, I'm tony I'm I started, might get into it. It is one of the people go back to sick. I think it's more of a get into in your thirties thing now, yeah yeah, I think so too. I started doing coke thirties. Once I hit my thirties, I was a good time for me to start doing. Cocaine see how that does yeah yeah. That's a that's a! I guess. That's a

I had wanted to wait at least a week at least you're more mature, wait until my heart's, mature yeah get your heart, get very overweight and then it's like I now it's time frontal cortex is firing of your heart. Yes, it's a bad one to get caught up on cocaine, yeah yeah, it's a rough one, bad one, especially when it completely takes a hold of like takes a whole person and fucking. takes all the girls hard to girls, get everything they rocked. I don't need anything.

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The history historic fucking monsoon and they started yapping at. I can tell you. I remember dating a girl that she was and they'd always be, like I'm, not gonna. Listen, I don't care we're, not even that relationship yet, and she goes. I never did blah blah you go is a visibly different person, two completely different view. Yeah I like when people try to hide their drugs. there's really nice. My sister was trying to hide the Jews on heroines, sit up for housing or just there, we like yeah. What do you do with that design? If you don't care yeah, you go, I'm not your girlfriend. Do you want to do coke go to the best? My friend would do one thing at a time. I think it was heroin, but he would like have one beer and be like yeah dude, I'm just tired. Yeah I didn't light dick me down. That's that's when we that's when we realized my sister was doing it cause. She. It was at a Christmas party and she had like two glasses of wine yeah. Then we went to sheets and when we driving my sist meiosis was driving, came up to a red light and my sister sitting shotgun in it

it off as his smacked her head on the deck, really what you think, I'm just tired from the wind one glasses yeah. Something of your own heroines are pretty fun. It'd be nice with the Christmas Party magic like a nice sweater, holy FUCK, the Christmas lights just sitting there with all your family are on heroin yeah I mean I dunno, I get the credit, I mean she stopped doing it so yeah. That's that's a good run also on the show, and my brief, my brief run with opiates. I I weren't for me, but I remember it's like what did you do? I was just selling perks, so I got my one friend was like. Did you have to try this one for you one for me, I took like a fifteen milligram rocket said or something, and then I took a ten milligram percocet and then I drank syrup- and I was like I was pretty fucked up- yeah gonna lie. I was laying on a futon just like floating pretty nuts.

straight up cough syrup or is there some promise is promise? I was off slain it syrup. What's that? What does that mean? I'd rather see the purple drink, but not just regulation like you have to get it from a guy, so prescriptive, and I was sipping syrup yeah it wasn't. It wasn't Vietnam. I was in Robo tripping. This was syrup. This was pancakes and syrup. either Motherfucker pills. I was you, Is there any other drugs that did what an oxy is? I probably did a lot of energies I'd? Probably gentlemen, eating burger, says radar and I got them from rather than a lot of boxes. I probably have a bunch of broken noses and, and I kept getting prescribed oxy. So what hold owner Han was actually code owner, oxy code on what we wanted to give you for that from an organ knows not actually gone. Ok, it's oxy! Codeine, ok, there's same thing: oxy cotton is actually code on, but it's like eighty milligrams per hour.

kind of like an amount, but I was tweak and a member of my leg. Now people work. Do you I was at one point I was. I did like three days in a row. I would get up in the middle of the night and then I'll be kinda still tweaking on them, and then I would go to my computer. I go. I gotta send this email to the guy. You know they're going to get me blah blah and I'm like hey. I gotta go shoot this off before I get back to bed I go. I can't find this guy's contact and then I would kind of be like what contact what guy sending me. They weren't you don't even have a jar of the attic. It gets. You friggin, tweaked air was I've heard it. I've heard it obvious, maybe Well angry. I know and I'll tell you that the first hand experience it. I had a grumpy sister It is not your fucking growth is not just when she doesn't have the now you gave you take your own opiates well known, for and I'd like eating were like it and specifically you take vice and then has been like pissed Gabriel.

If work is hard at work and just be like just be like fuck dude, be a dickhead. He's sorry about these bikes. Make me fucking, stop taking know God that sucks yeah yeah, because that's what happened when once you get but we adapted you'd just use your miserable. Yet I landed having to not be sick and they just mad the whole time. coffee? So you get grumbling yeah. He don't talk to me after I had my god you're before, or you have to constantly interact with pill dealers to associate. He is nothing worse than hanging out with due to sell opiates. They are the biggest pieces If I'm saying that, including myself back in the day you just you a jerk, I was I used to sell suboxone and octagon. So when people try to have oxy con, I'd, be legal here survivor is in itself a couple of yeah. Probably people would sell, use the boxes to try to get oxus. So I integrated there

There are pretty ear the organ there at your mercy, its acquires hustle out. There is due to it then due to takes a box and just get fucked up. Then, if they like we're, often rather undertake a sobbing fucked up its sleeve crazy shit, you to smuggle methadone out their mouth and spit it out here, it's crazy methadone swung open thing is the most fucked. I went to see that they don't much MP will crush methadone eggs. You can take methadone, invoke anoraks from methadone going. Do if you take that and a xanax and methadone and xanax, it's like being on heroin. They figure that out down at the clinic sophomore back boys switched to heroin at that point, yeah he stop going to that way. You can if you're getting up there when we found the perfect combination again, it's free, though you get the free, you get the free methadone and he just scores an ex script and you're. The party's on dude, the party back here, it's back to the party, it's you with all your boys at the clinic area,

finally, I think- maybe that's that's nice hours- we got, we should get into it hills. We could probably we ain't, we get rid of them pills and then run the package for one or two Mars, so good, just fuckin drive this thing straightened the ground lie so good, then you'd have a whole. You know a press tour about how we're back and we're getting back. I never beautified ever be that good. Ever nothing will be as good as well, but it was supposed to be good. It's inspirational watching your podcast deteriorate. The drugs would be very fun, be awesome, then we'll see we'll see no results are slip. It is time to call people by year, more believable at this age when the Vienna, the twenty year old, he's got. The drug problem is a big IRA for me, the twenty year old, but the drug problem like a call, It's the guy that had to go to rehab for coke. You go yeah, that's that's! Yeah! That's kind of bullshit! It's like dude come on yeah there's a bunch of there's people that are like

was. I was an alcoholic and when I was nineteen there's a lot of cons, except that I've been off alcohol. Thirty years, sober fifty dollars and drank a few times when you're twenty and I a couple. I saw a couple: comics battle, the craft beer addiction, I am an alcoholic, I'm like bro I've only ever seen you drink like ivy, am not an alcoholic. Sorry yeah! It was my addiction due to fuck them over to check into rehab has been likes to fucking Guinness yeah. It was crazy that you're going to fat camp.

if you're vet do enter the ip. The ip forget that happened to do the whole scene is shit. That's what happened yeah! They got craft beers there. They did they'd it the ip as now they'll get wide hips and a soft yeah, very jolly old. Saying stop like your girlfriend. Doesn't look as pretty I think IP a's make you kinda gay, definitely think you get like wide hips or you start producing estrogen and your dick stops working you're like. Why am I hanging out? Why do I live in Aurora yeah, my old buddies? They just pretend girls are funny for fifteen years. I think she's hilarious, that you are,

Actually work. Do you, like ten beers, drink, drink, deep you're, like that's actually pretty funny, but yeah you wake up to your patriotic duty, like Jesus described with the call her daddy yeah? That is exactly what happened to the old saying: oh yeah, Philadelphia at least yeah. There sure was nationwide. every day and a crowd of yours jump from let it drop Trump broke, all of them in their own fat bitches, the sitting there. This is not. Ok, I get somewhere. you can change the eyes. Did the local communist large that in the a b these fuckers- they got here that fact about the fact that the only the data is CIA, gave the team the craft beers to disrupt the communist couple of them got a little Hanzi

They did get start touching people. Well, they did get handy. They do that. It was experts got hands. The Philippine its corrupting the kidney came out so hard against all that stuff, and then it just like one after the other, like all this improv Guy grab, my ass is or do they constantly? I busted It was a guy in the scene that got busted for being like a legit child, Finally, getting he was used like doing child point you drink, look at it aims to high. I can get. He was elected last name, but so, basically, when all this stuff was happening than people start posing like Yoda, this guy get busted for child porn and then the people in the face of a group too It down cause. They want to give him a fair shake cause. He was like one of their boys and then it came out. This was like on the news right and then it's and he was straight up going to meet people to buy hard.

in the dark matter. Is he just like? Was he selling some of it or was all heads there? I think he is more. This is personal not my body you is is is was uncle was a cop. What gives you you when you hear, but someone get first time you got a that could be accident to file ends up on your computer. I don't I'm not, but here is misguided cycle that could have been some girl, he had a photo of a girl like I dunno, exactly what it mean sure it's very then, but then my body was like no. No! No, if you get busted for child porn, they've been watching you for a year, because they've been they've been in on your computer, that there's no amount, he ruins your mouth either he's going to children, the undercover sting to do. ok There was a forty now and I really

not very clear, as they know your life. If they put the accusation, others are apparently there a little bed, sparing with it. While it's nice to me, not if you toss out child porn accusation. Could then you go about you? You haven't child. One guy got Miss understanding, yeah Eric auger? That's on you for the stink yeah. They do. They do pile up the evidence on you, they kind of lay don't like. I only heard of one person who was there, the Bros do they're like dude, look at porn everyday anyone get caught, let's not toss out Willy nilly. I know the guy in my college who got in trouble. He I think he was eighteen freshman year and apparently his dorm got rated because he downloaded that one fabled like seventeen year old girl gives hand rubbed

eclectic. Apparently they Boston and it was written yeah, that's what he claims he might have just been downloading tons of Jalbert. Definitely I used to delegate tons of park. Is this: do you have perks what's better than that? Now it's time to fire up some cp, if the lobster was full of that stuff, like kids, while dad watches whenever you David, just born a list of like the wildest shit I'll do now wouldn't be that, like you know, it'd probably be like a Dane cook. Video could actually be that'd, be nice if they came, those people came in and kicked in your door for the seven the fabled seventeen year old girl gives hand job and you're like actually Dane Cook, to stay on cocaine. It's always dang Napster days. It was always Dame gather around and watch with you. This is pretty good, which,

spitting water. I doubt that was the funniest thing back then yeah I saw Dane Cook when I was in college. I was like this is the he was. He was incredible yeah now it's where the hand signals that's it. I can't do it. I thought he was giving you guys ten minutes. Yet it's rather sing I'll, keep Guggenheim that'd, be nice, a nice ten minute or just your hand. It's just sitting on perks, Rob was trying so hard to move your arms to get to the cp yeah, the perks are pretty fluid automated cpu per cat eyes. You just gotta like all the time your eyes will especially

enjoy buddy when you perks are Viking, in whichever one just makes you sweat and lay there both yeah, he would come in and sit I'd be playing video games. You just sit next to me. Just sweaty, just drenched it's a sweaty drug for sure, sucks, yeah, the Vikes people complain, the Vikes people said, aren't strong enough. The perks are the the preferred etiquette mushroom racket at Guelph University, whereas Allen pretty good, like pretty good. Shrooms. I know that when you have tons of mushrooms and then you're like taking almost every cell and mushrooms yeah, I talked to a quarter ounce. That way when I was nineteen being like, I I just grabbed a handful. One time was like that was fun and I took two handfuls only be twice as much fun. I like walked out of my house in the hood like this. Is so fucking scary, dead meat ran back to my house and was yeah. I locked myself in my, but I wouldn't come

You got that you were the poor girl. They were allowed to levy a committee of the community. It is like this isn't cool guys. It's not that fun anymore, the vet. Would you do? Did you have to offload the rest or do you have to like know what happened? The problem was, I smoke too much weed. While I was on other passions as the next. They did me and damn yeah that'll get you they heightened weed exactly because it's the psychedelic component of the you know the split your brain component of weed stuff mushrooms and we it makes you scared. If you on the mushrooms- and you have a little bit of weed being scared sucks, yes, but you're scared. I knew I knew these hippie dudes that it was kind of like a town like Fuckin Portland or something right. There's all these happy dudes that played in these jam bands and I kind of met them through music whatever, and then these guys started basic got me selling for them at the university? They turned you out there. The machines

they already have these mushrooms. Are we going to go on camera doing that? So, thanks to your thighs, do you download the coverage, see people and next thing you know you're working because you just downloaded you can do five in the. Are you as you make decent money? Basically, it was like every four months and yes, you know what it is right that is very tough. Now is every four months come on. You go you tell everyone now got. Does everyone, those measures that are now you can you? Could you sell mushrooms? If you want to do before

back in the day you got mushrooms, everybody, nice mushrooms are coming through December. Seven dude people do them twice a year back in the day now, like people will cause, everybody knows doing mushrooms constantly yeah, it's people, it's like we now like people, would do mushrooms all the time. A lot of people try to get silver and be a mushroom guy. Dude back in the day, was rough you'd caught the pie and mushrooms what it is now. I know it's just like that sucks of a body and they go. You know up at the bar he'd, be like every day taking mushrooms and you're like this. Isn't better yeah something's gonna go wrong. You give me PTSD when you cop the town, much easier, welcome to come up and give some interior boys are gonna. Go there like gotta want those for like a year and you're like fuck, you have a pound of mushrooms. Your apartment, for eight me was Oxted yeah. That's that's part of the game that, as part of the lifestyle sucks nice yeah, that was the worst part I used to get jacked at the trainer. She tell me it just took a week off. I was skiing in park city asking that's trips,

don't seem fun, it was. It was but yeah fuckin for straight to the Ori and Ryan O'Neal are good skiers. So they would just. I was just the last day I was by myself on the fucking. Bunny hills did good. Now it sucked you were just waiting for them to come down to start by then the chalet, yes, at the same time as your lots of fun. One day is way towards, like the very fathers logo things up you got out. I got that area that I had a fuckin, your dear and the man who were derived the lived by myself of like a little kids. What about in in even was great, he had he's getting, is no use a bad skeer, but he D had no fear. He's went straight he put out his jacket, open and stuff so fucking for your guy, like that he this. This was the funniest thing, so we were like dude. You can hit the moguls you're very good though he was like Ultima was like dude. Do it. He goes to the top of this pretty steep hill of just moguls and he's like well, who are we

it just what story and he hid it like a ramp. Did he hit the first, the top mobile head on and he was. I thought you ramped over these things did he hid it and just exploded on the second mobile just went off the chronically bad back, really use Dagon falls and that's why he's a mania gear he's is Christ. It was. It was the horse. I laughed at him the guy you're like I don't. You can argue something as I could be so lucky I just now I was I was I just kept talker mender ramps. You do the right thing as I did you do that yeah you did the right thing: yeah you're at the bottom before so happy lunch, guys yeah! I just drank. I hit the most blue item: blue hills do their job in the Rockies, that's nothing to sneeze at at Bro. There's you start and you're at the top of a fucking mountain in the rocky mountains. It's terrifying that there's a cliff. The sides of the fuckin paths is a clip like that it was terrifying. I was like this sucks being scared

Greenhill the little Bunny Hill, to do the thing: the the pull the left bank. What's the like other allies, yeah I'd probably die too, but have a nasty tubing. Yeah it'd be terrifying. You ever see those like clear balls. They put people in what yeah there's like a giant ball and you get inside of it. Do there's a video online of one that they lose control of it and fought off the mountain and they die. It's so scared. What do they hold? They have a string on it or something. Now. This is a clear inflatable ball. Well, how do you get stopped? There's there's usually death. There's like a ramp, the end it like stops you, but this they mistook. They went off the sides,

and I and they perished well in a fucking dumb, inflatable ball. That's how you perish that the remains out of that thing: yeah you're all splattered up in their big Turkey bay, weird flying to yeah yeah. He goes this ethical. You know, yeah a couple of people did die. While I was growing up, I saw somebody getting the fucking card. damn? I was like I'm. This is a little risky feels you It was dug in scared to see do and at the same or like the the take, the sleds on the lake like people like three people, I have read jet skis terrify here. Just gonna lawyers, terrifying. did you. I got lost in the waves allayed here. mother either all people dont daddy- that suits the people. Wouldn't you then will you make your neck? You don't realize your

when you're going that fast, you hit the water it'll it'll fuck you up that so fun, it is fun. You ran the waves, but with the Malaysian never do anything as my love. I would not like to be trusted. No event, Gimme dresses like it's. Why won't skydiving refuse I've been I did a skydive so many times do the teams as skydive I said. I said I chance strapped to the back. I consider if I got to hold it one strapped to the back fire it'd be nice to have a team member on my back. That would be sandwiched. If I got fucking sandwiched that'd be nice to team members, Alpha Charlie, just give me a radio you have a Charlie. Bravo, bravo yeah just start making calls the rest of the teams. I had an accent was trying to make me go skydiving as I get zero interest in doing anything like that, no absolutely not on the docket, the ones God. If I was, if I was your guys size, maybe

I'm a big unit did as a fucking. I really gotta trust that parachute training. Knowing me I'd, be a little fucking bitch about it. They'd be like: how much do you weigh it'd be like Two thirty yeah that'd be ashamed of the the life yeah yeah right, oh great, that'll, be fun to get up in the player. Like I lied about my weight. Dude he used to get stoned and go. Skydiving is the craziest. Fucking thing is insane: he would the guy cause you to like. If you do it a lot, he was certified. You gotta pay somebody to pack your parachute. If you don't do it yourself and he would pay the guy, we D pack is parachute, a mighty don't be so sure this is. The guy was like high, but I got my prayers.

hi Jovan out of everything you got reprimanded, for it was kind of idea there being ridiculous. My reprimanding really do distinctly. We can't be high German out the plaintiff nuns comments that obvious where they could only get a good boy. Watch is already far straight down without pursue, be pretty funds, not fun, but it before you see like the guy who's a command me. Let me up there, it's just a little we'd need. You seem fly, but once you, except once somebody's fallen, you accepted your leg. Is your job you're like he's, there's nothing I can do it must be made available to us. We call to see a washes. I'll always remember. This is an explosion right. It has to be. I think we will bounce pot after that. One guy lived, I think, yeah there's there's been people that there's one guy. I think that was his whole shtick. He was like I'm going to jump out of the plane with no parachute, and so I guess you try to catch a running start just exploded. He live,

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so yeah you want to kill yourself. Then this has gotta, be a get better. Isn't time scary though you're like fuck it I'll do it, then you do it once and you're like that was fucked that sucked? I don't have it in me. You know a venue for the second time, the second time around tough. Now you gotta hit you go drugs. The second time of jumping off the building didn't work. I dunno why people don't just? I always go drugs. You can fuck that one up do you. You just have to accidentally have a great time. At that stage, you were kicked out of your apartment, complex, you overdo. Have you tried to kill yourself overdose out of your apartment, complex, going to rehab daily reset the whole blog yeah they'll eat out? If you overdose off the lease immediate eviction, they don't fuck around really yeah off the fucking teams. Fucking! That's where all the homeless people are from as a good way to try to get your spouse. Your spouse, that you know you're, going to jump right out. Oh yeah, it's poison, or with or with heroin you like even suicide, she's gone and your bay that still sucks

it would be pretty easy to do? I might get. I have no interest in marrying my spouse, but that would be yeah me. Neither you gov of evil. Is you could easily poison? Somebody like you have on your toes right. Definitely you get away with that. Pretty good back in the day that used to be the main move to mix them up here. Had you poisoning your husband dude did back in the day, but that's what ladies serial killers do. They're always poisoned people know they never get caught, poison them and then take care of them. They like make them sick for years. Ugh! Yes, it's nice, it's actually, nice, that's a good way to die just poisoned by your wife. You've probably returned to you. She's probably so mean to you that she's, probably like you we do anything lies. I was arsenic. My fucking also that guy gotta be an idiot to figure that out. I figured out how those mercury and be like bitch, what the

yeah? I just really want to put a blanket over me. I beg was a fox or something just like a dollhouse in the room like Whatsapp. Or do you want some soup? It's mercury? Isn't it see like separating out of the water yeah that'd be terrifying dude what Having a munchausen mom would stink munchausen by proxy, even when they like, like no you're sick, and they make you like lay around all day inside you're. Like my mom said, I can't come out your mom just be like he figured at such a fuckin perverse pleasure milking your kid for sympathy. Yeah, I might munch out my fucking girlfriend should be like your sick baby can't go anywhere. He should just give her laxatives bit enjoy your stay. There yeah! You have your horse Lincoln or oh excuse me. It's a chick. She has like total crows.

okay babe! I love you for who you are clinical fart machine, beacon way to break up with the girl. Well accidentally, be like listen. These dumps are out of control, I'm going home. I don't even know who you are anymore. I used to never shit like this all the time they grow need to hold it in data. How did it in the name of lovely day, which is now a calendar, get their guy? They will die. You guys all right what the fuck we talked about this. Gotta stop shitting babies thanksgiving my whole family's out here with the funding that is or the girl goes, the bathroom generally that's when they take their shits before the showers right. The only time. I'd say that three minutes after they did go in the shower and go knock on the door and say you need to get something for them.

anytime. A girl goes to the bathroom. I go into me like he'll yeah. I didn't do it like. Did you fly yesterday. I this promise me right now. swear to me on everything you didn't forward in their city, though I did it You know it's. A virus fired up was It was so there yesterday cleaned out of clean out my closeted we're getting likes work on your house. At everything. I also sorry to my mom. Do I clean out my closet that everything's you would you like get rich like I'm gonna give it to goodwill, and I just go good girl. stop you're a good girl. You are a good run the aid. It would mean that you can't she can't stop taking me seriously. and I can't I can't be around someone that takes me that suit

I know man I'll be like. Did you put the Fucking cups away yeah I yell at her constantly use the laundry she is doing itself. They still like that. Show me like I'm trying. Oh man, I used to call my ex fat and she was like tiny is like, which is why it's okay, to call you fat. Why, then, whatever I saw stop eating, stop out your mind, anything you're interacts Stupid fucking bitch they don't handle the funny like the funny Jana give em out no prob, but you have you heard him back with one it's late nice high level s eighty words autumn there, but he whom we play words for money, the combined marginally large level, spitting pretty high levels have been honoured as eleven honours, its executive forget all birds, anything in

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it's have to go tomorrow. This won't be out. Nice buys me some time yeah. He will get. I actually gotta shout at the dude. I love Buffalo to a tsh guy. He was like Yo Man saw the show last night. Never listened to the podcast. Dude was great. I was like, thank God, never listen to podcasts, always brag about like earth is awesome. Here's the man dude, he was eyeing me. He was like this and I'm like fuck you I'm looking at yeah. What's up bro, I might try this yummy way to my there's, my bag. Let me get it and it is totally clean but the never know, though yeah. I like, I always get a good look at my school back. You have anything any time I'd ever now, so I did.

yeah he was like hey man. I was there last night and I was like dude, that's so funny, I'm glad they can get serious too, like you know, there's a bit of coke on the toothbrush stuff like that. They'll get that's when they do that last little scan, they scan you for like a tiny thing that my body they took them for that, like oh yeah, this guy specifically kept getting stopped, but this one time they got him on the toothbrush and then he goes either like YO. You got caught going to university because I mean yeah. That makes sense. I do Coke yeah, they really rent his toothbrush real. Well. They I dunno. If I can remember how it happened, but basically they I love. It's like the dog or the thing that senses it or some other do everything they can talk to you and they give you have any sort of viper.

You are on yeah and then once they get that, then they start going through your stuff, oh yeah, and then they go and try to find some. They use this thing or whatever. But then afterwards they go. You know they don't they can't like if you just have the shit and they don't find anything that they can do anything at that point, dude already leaving still spooked, though one minority went to different security things at the airport and they took his lighter. So he comes over to me and mine took forever. He is he comes over like I was like. What's up, these are fucking hate Tsh, yeah for sure, and then I realized he was serious like he was like furious. His meth dude. He got in a fight with Tsh, really took his litres losers. You fucking, loot now is Utah's at all. Honky Tsh gotta fight with them. They brought over the cops, I'm like dude, chill the fuck out you let it get just a lighter I'll, buy you a new lighter and he kept basing

then we walked past me and already walked past the car, literally on the side top and two ts agents. He goes. I hope you fucking die each ship motherfuckers to cop. it fucking tales like Bro. It's a lighter, he's, crazy! That's why got away with it? I just like all real nice. Mr, I hope you fucking die as I do them. Don't say that at the airport, bad boy, behavior he's a bad boy, did I I guess I'm getting off on respecting the hell out of like the Tsm respect of Fabio them. Get pulled over, be, like I says value they create he's not Emerald City Airport. I was crazy, said, be crazy when you meet your heroes, very good. What are they actually hired to popular evolving about joining the fourth you're the force yet asked you're gonna be browed doesn't like obsolete there. We go

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, some guy followed me. It was it sheets same sheets, my sister, nodded off at bullshit yeah for me and rechecked my license plate realized. I didn't have a fucking registration that they followed me out. I'd like to punch him in the belly. He'd ask for professional courtesy circuit as her professional career was a disaster. Sir also my side mirror was missing. She lied about being the MTV ceremony empty. yeah, professional courtesy, I really do wonder about those dudes you have like. I saw a guy the other day you had like two first responder flags it was like. Are they was three? It was firefighter. Ambulance cops were in his yard. It's like, let's be so sick.

Did they really have to and be like king of the city, yeah just be like fuck dude, there's an ambulance god I fucking love those you love, those guys are so cool. I wish I did that yeah. We awesome heavy, so sick with dam and they're, probably helping someone out. It is nice to be like fifty two in that autistic for, like fire trucks, yeah some of those things, yeah it'd, be fifty speed still that much into it yeah not pumped on anything like that. Trying to get me I'm trying to get into more started, but yeah, I'm not harder. The older married man they get even more things way more than just thinking about it. I I yeah I I I hate everything. Now he doesn't even know what to talk about on stage really interested in anything anymore. Go on stage everyone's target. It's like! I don't care. Fuckin Russia's. It's all not our gone back to the basics of trying to find a new band that you like. just our programme have taught

we've already discovered rarely find a new band. You like, and you kind of go far as cool stuff get made or stuff that's cool. I find that helps I'm going to try to download that new video game, Elden ring or whatever that'd be a video game that can be big. I need more video games go into the fantasy realm. I need to escape into my fantasy realm. I'm like I might go fully into the metaverse, well shit on it? I might get every ten days. I'm like I. You know what I should get back to readings I'll, never read again. I really I just look at them and I go I never mind I live read constantly like oh I've got stuff, you like actually have too many hobbies. I think that have too many hobbies. I think I do, but everything like I feel like I'm. I can't get into music. Any more shows a couple of good shows come out. Museum, hobby trillion! Girls! Think that's obvious, not true of citizens. Like your idea, like movies, you know you're, not here

friend, Andrew's dad held it down still does this movies are for girls, the ultimate man If you see a movie like fucking, I watched the movie so tight. It's a fucking movie movie. It is a massage, a tight way to hold a database a while that make believe yeah I'm kind of I agree a little. The kind of rules getting into make believe is for girls yeah. What about docs? You can watch PBS, docs men. You can only watch like thunder road truckers.

I only watch like the job. If you see that shit they hit on the fucking goldmine, as you only have those roads up there in Alaska or son of a bitch was at Tommy's singing. Think so celebrate the secular yeah, that's pretty cool! I get all my history from Robert Greene books. That's the only that's the only place that I've ever enjoyed history, If you know about our green, nothing I'd ever hear who's, arguing that the forty eight laws of power guy, basically what he would do with all his books. He was the original pop culture bug. Cgi and for awhile, I really dunno, probably thinking credible yeah, but he used to like basically every he would go through historical things until that sounds like that was when it's kind of like my hardcore history, for me he's

I'm Glenn Beck. I get all my history from Glenn here, yeah. You find a guy that, like also ingested, I was yeah. My dad got into Bill O'Reilly Bill, O'Reilly's, very heel who read like one chapter yeah, so I I'm just finished you get the gist of it killing on how you comment. You go world war, two yard of allowance and other guys, the guy. there's a reasonable, Riley history. Bulgaria will plant the cheeks on the seas. I would you dude I think called like Muslims are a problem? it's Islam, I think, there's a book called Islam is the problem. They are taking our jobs. Imagine taking a dump you're, fifty years old fucking. Actually they are yeah yeah. I knew something wrong with my life going in, the Muslims father sheets not going well for me good, I was rather now did its Russia's people, given the Russians fucking held while the Russians are no good. Did that

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if the identity- and he was calling every book like come on. You gotta get reaction on jets. Not you just trying to get better they better I have Jasna Joe Jasna, I mean the odds. Are you know one hundred to one, but that's the only reasonable bet to make true he's, never lost the way he did. Kobayashi never got Kobayashi can't play anymore, so, basically Kobayashi. They said want to be big. The competitive he hadn't, imagined yeah. If you want to be in major league eating, you gotta sign the contract. Again, it's kind of like how the comedy clubs do if they said in Kobayashi said Doing that some base he's too our two honourable colleague is this: do you not gonna unit opinion down to one contract right as the chair of the he was at the time, but then major league eating said he can complete the lesson signs. The kind If so, then, call by hard you at across the street and set up his own com isn't the same day as major league eating and beat the record? So he said basically your records, don't matter.

the hell. You know of a major Victoria Cover D? I wanna get joy. Just do video that he raised his fucking spore. It's incredible think. It's here isn't that the EU has very hot other foodstuff. All we know a lot of them. So a lot of a lot of competitive eating guys are famous from being like youtubers and stuff. That kind of like when you lose your data can be stand upright shewed ice. Europe rose. I know I know these guys, I mean they're, not real deal but Jesus Christ. It's fun to watch their Youtube videos right, but so so basically they don't want to do the competitions, because it's bad they're brand new just show up and get marked by some actual real deal competitive these having fun making his eight ten thousand oyster videos. But it's like

I won't put them in the real arena. He just gets the real the fuck. Did you just do above the bathroom yeah, that is how we can better reading these data that Nancy, whereas the Hague, how you spoil yours, is a lot of innovation, not love to do that. His ex girlfriends are fighting to save button or the zoom over what can your GM competitive eating is something it's just such a it's got to fuck people up from other countries, nah, it's gotta be able to gorge themselves by they. Take it seriously too, and I bet here's the thing was it was in a you know or Coney Island right. And the guy comes out and you go to it this year, yeah. Of course he did. This is crazy. Wait. Are you serious you're in the competitive eating you like walk the way that you be into like wrestling? I guess like it's what very much cuz the only guy I've ever known.

RO. As I assume I mean, don't know my bodies from John I gotta do. I owe you more realities, chinese Ladys authorities, just old chinese Ladys. There now know it's like hex body and they get there. You know the plaza comes out one boozer cowardly help build a coward european stage. Pussy we're here to watch their name I then the prosecutor came out and loved them this week. You know we locked up twice as many as ever before, a lousy solely these hot. Also Klan rallies? anyway, I make it in all right. She nodded clientele the Gaza doggie cop into little different from the brook the value above. Yes, There's really. I did when I was a guy in a girl, and the dude was one of the top competitive eaters and his wife

well to have girl combative. It is that of eating out just loving diarrhea. Enjoy and the main guy what he does he keeps hitting himself, because it's like he's trying to get all these techniques to try to get it go into the right spots in his belly and stuff. It's disgusting yeah. What was it always hotdogs, or is it like they ever do like lasagna lasagna I'd pay to see majorly eating mainly. Does our dogs at Nathan's, because that's the Nathan's one, but no they do they'll do what a lot of these guys do. The believe kind of, go into the mexican wrestling where they go around some state fair and they do a crappy. We know pilot and competition are some garbage like that, not respect. What's the word, what have you seen cuisine wise? I was. I was the best cuisine using competed about. Why don't watch those ones yacht the naked once a year is the only one, but these guys they bring em. To their things, so they go, and this guy was a finnish first place in the eye was state you no clear meeting championship

I would like to see least a competitive candy. as you can see me on Halloween in the nineteen ninety eight, twelve year olds, king size? I think that's what a lot of those guys do on their Youtube channels right they do a lot of those guys got popular from like eating detergent and groceries. Soon I was glued to that guy erect chug a bottle of vodka yeah, that's a vague one for those guys, chugging a bottle of vodka. She that's an easy one minute, fucking suck terrible chugging a bottle just as soon as that hits Hotstar, probably hit so hard, still, probably just blackout in like yeah, it's like anaesthesia you'd, probably just going nuts yeah. I used to high school drank the bottle of August

His skateboard on his head, though, is his trick. Jesus I said I said, trust me it six shots of vodka for construction worker he's nice, but apparently he was one of them. He was, I guess, it'll be roofer more than construction worker, but fell off the roof, and he was out of commission for a bit like a positive, we're, not sure if it was vodka induced noise. She practiced. So much. Darts, though hey look, this hey what up buddy. Is our no prob come on get outta here? Yeah, let's just closes out, give us a word. Yeah final word the. What do you think about Russia? Ukraine? Go ahead. What do you think about Russia? Ukraine, both good, are both bad both of them, especially on Eu Nato. Is it

He tricky thing yes ever not american twink associations are I'm talking about, is a good thing. What do you think about NATO is? It is tricky, but what do you think we should do moving forward? What would you like to see done if you had your druthers? Had my druthers good, hey hit. You women hit your women with that truthers you're married. Aren't you do you ever yell at your girlfriend as a joke or your wife life as a child, not so much that I've just gotten locked and loaded to fun, joke it's a fun joke fan of the Klitschkos. I want to see Loma Janko get to go back to Russia and I want to see sick so get strapped up as some good fighters who I haven't, seen out on the front lines that Islam and shake go out there now, but he's such a good political or strapped. I saw that guy's hand in hand, though cause I like to see could be

when shake was a little small as it could be joining yes, they should just settle it like that. Like champions that will be tight, does have both armies be like I can be verse worst case can be his Russian is where we were staying. It was like coaching goes. A ukrainian yeah good point Klitschko would probably exceed Klitschkos gazed up now. He wanted his duties It might be too good to be a huge way to settle it, though, once and for all. You guys do agree that the whole world watches put it on pay per view to split the money yeah and the Ukrainian. Its editor could have like an american fighter like sliding him.

it's yeah. It's giving him every now and again thrown like a stick in there. Yeah it'd be tight, that'd be fun. I wealth goes that was a podcast as Grandpa Ryan, long check out Ryan Long, special yeah, dude white immigrant, Youtube, dot com, size, Ryan, long comedy literal yeah, dude check it check it out, get in there. The boys cast get into the Claude. Ass. He check it out. Looking jacketed chicken, you re my day run by night jacketed affairs. in their click click and get Do there and just call this one a day it a? we can promote on the next one. Was the God bless?