What up dude we're in here? I just fucking Joker chain, dude, Masallah, Joker and now thinks he's fucking full walking. Do I pretty much and we're having a good cast and he just want to watch the cast burn, do you have when you made fun of my fucking Joker Land cast you have the Joker he was so we're on the phone, and that was like I'm pretty much a joker, I do I do have a fucking creepy Joker languish. I know what is attitude, your laugh yeah. Is it how about the time when it when he goes crushes in the comedy club yeah and it just it just him just fucking laughing at himself would be like that goes lose. If you got on laughed at himself the whole time that guy that's pretty funny yeah the movie was funny 'cause. It was. Like like? What did you think it? What do you think the whole ending was so I don't know why people are debating that. I won't say they have revealed the ending, but like

we're debating, microns mean the meaning, though of like delightful. This is what the movie actually means. We will write. This is a spoiler alert. So if you want to go see the Joker which chances are listen, this podcast you already have yeah. You know you rest as a after putting a hand gun back in the glove compartment. The way it would be like you know what not to so. What? What do you mean? like 'cause, he was catching all this, like political flak for it. For some reason, how so like what They were just all there saying like it's, enabling like Incel, violence and stuff, like that. I do understand that, but I wouldn't like I mean you can't criticize the fucking movie. For that yeah I mean you can, if you can criticize people trying to be funny, for things make sure that some actors in movies start getting help, but

I'm saying where they had beef with the Joker it's like like. Are they calling that, like white guys, black Panther yeah really is definitely the white it's like? Finally, I'm represented in a film Jill, Empowered that's what every says a guy whose life sucks like quietly sucks he's like yeah, think about that. I'm, like damn dude Gotham City, so I can wait with con. Did it is why we kind of exactly right. Every week the fuck out get the fuck out of my way you so funny. That's. Why watch it online poker is the white black Panther for sure I saw you know it's nice. I saw two young white boys taking a picture in front of the Joker. The flyer, out front, he's awesome white boys up until want young white boys taking pictures. I thought. Finally, it's white people, white voices, young white boys, and it was like nice dude, it's nice to see them finally getting represented in film. Finally, incels represented. Do that was fucked? That movie was awesome. I liked it. I also

play tell it was. I knew like as soon as he met that girl. I was like that took me out of the movie really when he was like hooking up with, like a super hot chick yeah. What the fuck is this, why are they doing this? It was funny that threw me off 'cause. I was like do it like how fucked up is his shakes life? Like I mean, I guess she lives in a shitty apartment, but she's like where you just following Maine yeah she's like do you want to hang out. I don't tell these guys that that's how that hide. I don't reward. I saw that I mean I guess yeah I as I was finally houses like with the food. Yeah. I don't. Actually. I was relieved when they all, thank God, because I was kind of fucking me up I like it how nobody in there was good it like everyone, was a little bit guilty in a certain way. Yeah kinda, like the cops, oh, no, they were dickheads too yeah soon as they were like yeah we're sorry, we killed your mom anyway. This is part of your act.

Yeah cold hard city did it? Will also like outcome do over what will conduct it in office? Okay and you know they all rosy do. What is It was funny man because it's funny too, because, like so, I was in class today- and people are talking about Delaware, county yeah, like you know how my God, dollar Delco, due to either Tom. I like, like all other persons from Dell Color yeah places like almost like they're, basically trashing it. It was funny because, like all of us and some nice classes and start the day, guys and they're just kind of like funny, because white people don't give a fuck about poor white people. Yeah a white person sees other poor white people like hey man. Well did you have you consulted at what poor white people think about this? It's like no! yeah? For some reason, black people are beholden to the poor black population in terms of like their authenticity like a black dude stris from like the ethos of poor black people. There, like man, you fucking sellout, but I think as a Thomas Wayne, you see the Joker and you're just like fuck

You do get the out of here. Thomas one rules I just was: when was the only good guy in the movie, what we who's bad. You know yours, accurate, pass. He wasn't deli. Fibbing dude, probably forged that Thomas, when he wouldn't lay pipe like that. You don't think you may Throwback pic a circle back Thursday was fucking all these and throw that was on point I actually in the movie was like who fucks it and she was crazy. Dude. True, if you put it on tv, w fucking tumblers of whiskey from Gotham from Wayne Tower Way. Never is it came in and we just fucking slut him down on it for sure yeah true. Well, then that doesn't make Baghdad, guy, a hey, maybe a caught in the crosshairs hairs of hate on him, but he made the joke you guys did while ago yeah and slot. If I would just came up to you probably yeah, you said that yeah because she was old, so yeah, hey, Thomas well, just made his billions. So I just talking to Billy Bush

it's crazy. You can, whatever you want yeah. It was a. It was funny, though, to have people on a public given the people, there are no other kind all along and I'm like. Okay were saying that Yemen trash it mean the around it's fine, but funnies. It's are funny. It's also so fun to hit I'm back with like the. What should we do is this is fun when they're doing it yeah due to the because that's the end of the started. Doing like wait is anyone here from door county as it yeah. I am and they're like. Oh, oh yeah now is again in the area, sorry days and start a little light classes of its fine there. Just like Dave, you are the Joker I am did how's. It feel. I actually I kind of like it. I just go in there now and I'm just like dude whatever, like I like, the dumb fucking conclusion, but I'm like you know what, like I fucking rule, Nisi

looking ruling company. I get mad like the whole time in my head, I'm walking in slow motion like yeah people, lower their sunglasses, like damn, there's that that guy who said races shit, allegedly six. I I got more shit for the msg thing, no yeah for new years. All I got was msg. Okay can yeah looking snorting well cuisine, it sucks. As I listen to it. You know. I remember that conversation vividly de, and I remember not wanting to do it. You just kept dragging me down that path and I was like mom till till I remembered baby say I remember you being like MAC. Please start yeah. We should Kathy Mcshane. It's for the good of the show. It's funny I was like dude is not funny. You know you're fucking Roll Shane, I'm in the fucking driver, so I could see that shit yeah. We do like fifty takes cut, Shane, saying again now with more old timey voice people

well, this time more vitriol demos, so so close to just like turning up the old timey voice in that quote to getting away with it. So you like remember this. I do remember just that point be like Matt live like yeah in terms of that well yeah. Like. I said it with that. Oh I don't care already. It's already out, please SIRI, really underselling strident c racing. The Batman newspaper said: oh yeah. Reporters did listen to that episode, but they really yeah couple of what kind of ink you get Actually it was a special look like Philly stuff after the the new after they release, I was done healing shows now they can select Philly Inquirer analysts of like this. What he sent us last Bacchus. I don't give a full It like that is so really what I said said: Philly Inquirer have to start every art,

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yeah I was. I was tripping on the Joker dude. I was loving that I was loving being in school today, Post Joker, obviously no, no one saw it. No one ever watches game of thrones to that's like a sedan. Thank everyone for their legitimacy of game with a game of thrones. Ever like me. I don't watch that yet when I just I never seen single episode ever High five, each other really yeah game of thrones is like it's all. It's like yeah straight white male stuff. Did you like game of thrones? What's wrong there, we go my faith. The thing froze sorry dude, the what the else is going on. Yes, we were that whole thing where he's a billionaire is cracking. Up 'cause. It was like. I think people were complaining about the fact that it was like. I guess, like this social aspects of it made people maybe like communism, look bad like that's, not what we do, what like how they all like, rose up and were like kill the rich and all that shit. They was kind of like

or like communists and Wayne was like a fascist, those comms or fashion the fucking joke joke was in the middle just like yeah. I just want to see a joke. Like a little latin dude, pretty much using I'm going to fire these people up getting on all these fucking protests and shit either my stream dude, but it is funny in the screen. It always shows like quotes and facts about like dictators in and there so funny dictators of funniest people ever yeah like Saddam Hussein's campaign. Song was Whitney Houston's n, now a time with a little, because I will always love you from Saddam Hussein. Does his campaign song was like walk out to the? How sick is that that what did Trump use rocking in the free world? Neil young was like God, damn it Kate stop. I remember. Sarah Palin came out to like Barracuda and then the people who made that song like no

was funny then going to just get away with it. They'll just use a song, as I'm saying, coming out to Whitney Houston fucking rules. I wonder I wonder who is the man for sure? So I'm saying was good from what I heard yeah he kept things in order down. He did a good job. You know. People like you understand, he's got fans dude. I've played Tropico, I understand now you run If you play Tropico, you start to understand how these dictators- you know you guys. Sometimes you gotta, take away like the rights to vote to just kill a bunch of people. Honestly, that's the Natur without, like a really well thought out political system in place. That's the natural growth You literally have a you, have an option to be like it. No, nobody can vote so you can't lose yeah like they. They might try to rebel. But if you have soldiers here alright or you can let everybody vote and possibly the game ends every like four years. Really. If you get it live you lose the election. Can you fix the election? You can start reading the elect

as long as it's like it's that yet, but do that's what that's what happens? Man? It was a yeah. I would do it. I do it in Tropico. I would do it in real life for sure someone was like yeah. You can either have everybody vote every four years to see if you're, somehow or you just you know- you don't have to do that. Being do that. Ok, the whole point of the political system of guns it set up where it's acknowledged that we just have a steaming pot of fucking, like Kim Jong Moon's, trying to get the power in this country, and then we have checks and balances that, like Kim Jong Ill in North Korea, they used to teach the kids that he never defecated. That was in the curriculum that Kim Jong IL did not How is that so? So awesome thick is. I was in a jewelry store. I got and to get like the ring resizing ownership yeah, the there's. So these these the two guys one of these russian jewish dudes. So there are two artists of yellow to these dudes are.

So sick. I go in there and they're. You know they're. There is talking about. I got it like if the converse I walked in. On literally the guy was like. I know his parents very good people, very humble people from a village and I'm like fuck. Yes, yes, fuck yeah, then like we're in there almost like. You know your person from a village very how Did I walk in you're? Not home will do to me. Yeah. I'm the here on the home listed. Are you sure, home the homeless homeless on somebody that was humbled to for sure the most humble on the humblest No man, no I'm I'm the most dude. I am so never shit. I've! Never! if I actually have never ship I've. Never shit never came I've heard you come that now, dude I've been saving myself for my second marriage, my whole life, oh yeah, you got or see. Excommunicated. Don't talk to me about Catholicism role. Well, I'd say: I'm a lutheran bro, you don't! Even I'm not gonna. Let you get come young Luther. If I see you get communion of

knock it out of your hands really I'll fucking. I sit in the back dude passed soon as community comes around and sit in the back and taking the young open up. My leather trench coat, and I'm like I have to forgive me Father for I have sinned chest. Tattoo has open sure y'all Giles Island. If I see someone try to give you a communion, I'm fucking swatting it. Years to double it up. You might possibly I've, never broken the sacred vow. That's true! I can't believe you did that I've never even mad at you, for I know dude, I should have King Louis, the eighth true had her murdered yeah. If you just said you want me to kill and clean slate, too late fucking, jewelry store and these guys out of Bruce Keys, were they up to these risky skis risky juice, it uses did you ski russkie juice keys, no way know out of

I wish they got us on that. I don't fucking type that out. They also refer to them as russkie juice case. Dude, I'm glad they didn't get. You want fucking. The whole boy boy dude sorry should be on there, so they just got water those. So I don't know where these guys were just kind of answer: they're talking about they're talking about Trump getting investigated and they're like like I walk into this conversation is different from a village and then, like I mean this place, just has no respect anymore. It's The man was having private phone calls and someone listens in. That's called espionage in that's called espionage. You can do that. To someone and I'm like you guys, talking trump, you talking Donald, stop fucking talking sterling talking. There is like it's a fucking disgrace like I have no idea. What they have here is like, where I'm from, if you say one bad thing about Putin, fifteen years

say another thing: another fifteen years you set a fifteen years ago, just keep you in jail for life. He was like a people come over. You have the nerve to fucking cry about Shity like either you got to go somewhere else and just say he's like literally where I'm from. If I were to be like fuck this guy he's like I will, I will go to jail for fifteen years, snatched out of the house locked up, no negotiation in the to argue with the roots. Kijewski, obviously he's not wrong about that. Well I mean he probably is wrong. You,

you kind of be like yeah Putin's bitch. I mean this guy came over here awhile ago too, so he might. He might be thinking Soviet Union, yes, cool shit, where they would do that. I'm not saying that the Russians are like, like you know, their shit like pussy riot and shit like that, where they get like arrested for that. But I mean that's why USA is number one dude 'cause we can be like yeah Trump's, a fucking bitch you had to you. Should've been like well welcome to America. This is after we're number one if it were free to. We are the first country to recognize how gay politicians are pretty much yeah you're allowed to shit on the gay in the constitution, did really well that I mean he was he like. A lot of foreigners come over here and hate of foreigners hate when the president gets DIS If he still hasn't, loyalty is still carry that fear like YO, chill chill chill dude. Don't you dare talk shit on the leader he's probably used to like if Trump, if he's getting attacked like he's, gonna start burning, villages and shit. True, it would chill chill chill yeah, I'm cell.

Fucking the crystals and over here dude leave me. The fuck alone interfere with my crystal business, but yeah man. He was talking, he was, he was followed up, Then he started like that is a his like partners started. I heard the all the all the schools in New York are taking down the gender bathrooms. I'm like damn this shits finally hit in sixty year olds out in Ne Philly's like fuck, get ready. They were getting fired up in there and it was so funny. I would be pretty shocked at the schools in New York were doing that. I don't know where this guy is coming from. I don't know where it's coming from. He seem pretty upset, but there are like I mean in queens. It's like immigrant neighborhoods. I don't think they're going to be too stoked on genderless, but like the moroccan neighborhood. Next to me, I don't know how stoked they're going to be on genderless rooms. Now they're worked it

yeah. For sure I think that's the hot topic at the hook, a lounge for sure I was like I was wondering- must go through the vision, their bathroom I was in a the was I watching. I was watching how to get away with murder with my baby yeah and she and like the one lady was just like choose a Muslim. She had a lesbian lover and she's. Like you know, I brought my lover to the mosque in my head. I'm like did you sure about that? You brought your lesbian lover. We did he was cool. Am I actually googled it? I was like they're, like there's one strong, debug, debug, totally cool with that really who to like the progressive Muslims or something just run by like a six year old White Lady but yeah. It was it's in her basement, but yeah. She was cracking me up. That is funny as fuck that

just through that and then show that's. Just sucks, though, is is the dumb such as Psicom is a not insignificant, and yes to totally is it's like NCIS? It's just like it's junk did junk tv, so I got smoker's cough to emblazon grits, really, Democrat man now hurry. I only smoke cigs edgy trail. Once I became the ultimate edgelord I had to switch to six for sure dip was a badly. You start vaping. If you're going to message, you gotta start blowing fat clouds, it now just good grits, really just standing outside the comedy club in the real smoking, a cig just go in there and express my art.

Go downstairs, big One, Thomas on my desk home. It was weird it was at least all of which should stop nobody by going and doing stand up, because people go to see me now yet to be like all this, that's the guy, it's not just like. We did play laser tag. My data could seize. Ge's like like this is the guy who are like trying to shut down like this man. This We got you guys. Fucking come in your dad's mouth! Ok, I gotta go. I couldn't do this windows are mean fuck all the. How has that been, though, going on stage yeah, it's been four. This is the best part of my life everyone's having fun there yeah. Once I start talking on stage yeah. Everyone in the audience is just like. There were the father. Fuckery upset about you, guys are campaigning. Hearted guests are campaigning. I just got

yeah you got to Indianapolis Friday, dude holding a rally. You showed us what you called that have a nice little rally comedy rally. People are still clamoring for me in that fucking young man to sit down and chat. I'm fucking, I'm clamoring for it to do. You want to see it. You wish you'd come on here. That would be fantastic. Young man came on here that be fucking. He needs camps dude. He can't be a kayak guys on with them and then there's no way that going to this book and now he's got a minute to minute schedules already he's already getting bashed for even like talking to me or just to say, like to not kill you he's getting bashed yeah sound like he's like now.

A lie just like yeah. Well, maybe we shouldn't be unitive, censoring comedians in movies yeah, that's it! I'm done this is creepy as it is. It is strange where, like he's more right about this topic than most comedians and Trump's funnier than most comedians e S, to weird time, no one to talk about that, the trumps, the funniest dude pretty much, and also the fact that, like to his turkey tweet, did you see that now? What happened well said? Bullshit? No, not the bullshit one is like a so I guess the US troops kind of like left the Kurds out to dry on Syria kind of hung out to dry just like, under whose orders good luck. You guys troll daddy's. Okay, as a guide, we're coming home boys, yeah mission, accomplished really doing in Turkey of the Kurds. Kurdistan is like on the border,

of Syria and Turkey. It's not a country. Okay, Kurdistan is just a region. Gotcha within a country within two countries hold up okay, three in Iraq. Also Kurdistan is like a because Washington DC of the Middle EAST. Now there's like places like we're could be was from okay D'Agosto in this okay territory. Daghestan is in Russia yeah, it's almost like it's a state. That's where the tall tall Russian is at fault, rocky use from day stand. Was it thanks? No way? Maybe I could be wrong. Drago was muscle I'll, never mind that right. He was a must yeah yeah, it dices, mustard or so okay. So this is the Kurd territory her to stand. First off that two Sadam he lied as his campaign. He did not love them forever. He turned on the Kurds, pretty quick. He was gassing them. Okay, so they're, like back there appear to people that have always been a war with all of the. The other must

okay, they just keep getting attacked and they they're like that. They counted awesome yeah from I don't know, I mean I'm sure they've done horrific things everybody out, but like a war zone yeah for two thousand years, her friend's house in here they're like hold their ground is like come on. It's you, that's fun and easy. So we we like help them occasionally, but because the Turks hate them it's hard for us to help them, because it looks because then it it complicates our with Turkey catch the the Kurds are kind of good for up in the middle of the yellow leaves for us, but we can't help him too much cause them in Turkey. Don't get along so than wins. When we got out of Syria, we kind of just left that the Kurds there and it's like all right, well turkeys, definitely a him up now and then Trump tweeted. He was like if Turkey does anything bad all destroy their economy. I saw in the

he was like in my infinite wisdom and, like he said some shit like that was like damn he's wild he's fucking Wylin out, but he was also so he was saying, don't feel bad that occurs. Got paid he's like the Kurds did their job like we paid them to yes, she's a roman senator that he's like getting the arson areas. May go there my boys there's that occurred there. Also, it is now some tribe in goal had to fight. For me, it was like alright, well the war's over see guys telling him what you're leaving us with all the other tribes. Well, you got paid he'll call you, okay, it was do you know, there's a pile of gold. We live now that will help their like Philadelphia, comedy host. They get hired like once every six months and then talking at each shit in the middle of the damn dude. No, that is that why they're impeaching him? Why don't know why they impeach?

Does he like he called Turkey under like backdoor deals with like Ukraine, I think, is what it was. I don't know enough about yeah, but then he's just trying to be like a Biden. Did it to like? Ok, well, he's not the president. Yeah ANA, but it's also like the chances. Are they have a lot to impeach month chances? Are they do, but I don't think they can't. I still don't think any we will get it on anything. I don't even know how to fuck that works. 'cause, it's like you you'll hear about Obama and, like he spied on US citizens did a bunch of drone strike. The US citizens, so it's like weather, like they got shit on Trump to impeach him. It's like I don't know, maybe do they do they not good. I think the game peach every president Pro. And if you looked into their shitty like ok, you're done yeah So I don't know when they say they got him: it's like: oh yeah, user,

calling card and uh like people with like Jimmy Carter right now you see that Jimmy Carter's popular my and the old he is easel as far as he alive so barely, but he still does like habitat for humanity. He still does that like that's all. He just does that constantly! Oh and they're, getting w do the Prez is a bad week for the Prez. Do they try to spin w another guy I notice that w noticing Ellen Notice, when you have and who owned the press, dude lying weapons of mass destruction and causing a fucking war. Give it ten years pay your boy now, the sudden your! King Candy, to people you're hanging out with Helen you're, a little cold cutie pie is a painting old cutie. He looks like eventually he looks like a dummy from a ventriloquist and it's like he really does, and it did notice that all of a sudden he's a good guy, now see. Now that's no problem with him. I don't like him now who's, pushing that. I miss the Old W dude when he has.

And break her on the Navy seals and we're going to fight a fake war. Come on. Let's go that's my god. I definitely did knocked down the towers. Let's fucking roll come on. That was not me. Let's fucking get the guys who did it feeling himself after nine hundred and eleven? Oh for sure, this megaphone speak like the bullhorn down at ground, zero, like opening pitch in the Yankees game. Those yeah perfect strike through some that he landed on an aircraft carrier was like we fucking. Did it dude suck our dicks, everybody like he just he went on a tour of just like I'm, the man swinging Dick yeah yeah I mean it's. I just think it's hilarious that and all the sudden he was like pretty fucking hated. Pretty fucking whore criminal yeah, he was hated war criminal. Now it's like who were there is to Michelle Obama. That's such a mood right now. It's, oh my god. This is me right now: wow yeah man, how fucking dumb are people? How stupid It's it. I was like laughing about this today, as I was reading shit about like the. How much do we just hate society,

We're just total castles were outcasts, jokers talking, Ronin, it's crazy road in my house I love how people's response right now to like, like you know the market people get like the younger people feel fucked out of, like not being to buy house with no loss. So their response to it is like yeah yeah. I can't afford it your property, whatever sees Bubba, should a got. A real job is to get a real job or service or wrist at all one. You know I can't tell you what to do risk! It all in one you want, you should have reached at all one yeah, fuck yeah, we the one we talked with for now, though, for now this gentle a man is I don't so I don't even worry about the market. I don't give off the fax logs and it'll last you have is that we just deleted what what we love to the market. We are capitalist review of for, but very staunch I'm looking Adam Smith like stand apart from the market capitalistic. I I see it in theory, I'm more about lake, where I fit into society

civilization. I mean I've studied history. This is the thing I've studied history. I know where I fit in. I I'm just trying to drive society yeah, I'm not a wage slave. I can't be bought for fucking, you know, whatever any time cannot be purchased in time can be purchased. I am for the advancement of the white rating kind. No, no, I said humankind I am for the advancement of humankind course. I'm taking fuck inflected. Of course, I'm in the fucking who thought zone due to my school. Of course, I'm taking fucking flak, but the funniest part to me is you'll. Get these guys it. Or like are these people were never who are just kind of like their response to what they perceive as the injustice of capitalism is like we're going to dust off communism. That's like what the fuck, you guys, don't have any like this thing out. You have no you're going to dust off communism in within capitalism. That's the other thing too. It's like

everyone saying they're communist. If they could be a billionaire, would be a billionaire, I could say one hundred percent, so they can tell people don't like billion like for real. Don't let your light! Now! That's like disgusting. You know I'm saying yeah to dust off communism, when there's billionaires around you think billionaires are going to allow communism to happen. The billionaires are pretty shitty well that you have to actually think about. This should be viewed as grotesque. It should be so you'll be just like a very obese person, yeah like my six hundred pound life or whatever just stuck in a bed yeah, it's like it why it was so. Round yeah, but if every every sick, my six hundred pound life, you saw them excited. Eight Please call my big fat life, It's like it's a little bit by six hundred pound life. If they had the capacity to change your life, you yeah, you know fucking rules. Six hundred pounds is did Alan, like, though, no one's going to turn down a billion bucks, so we're in a thing that worships

clean air is being like it's so fucked up and meanwhile people are trying to like scramble head to the top. So it's like it, just the funniest fucking thing to teach like Communists kind of marxist theory billionaires. I support to capitalism rules. I love competition. I think you got to be kind of all. The other thing too, is like who for the guy Scrooge everyone, it's green dot, no, not even make even Scrooge ever was like. Remember like the tales of Christmas past or like fucking screwed. If screwed just pulling out like a mansion ever going to be, like you know, like I fucking rule, so it wasn't. Screwed, I don't remember it but didn't like screw just passed like the crippled kid and be like fuck, you dude yeah. I do that everyday billionaires fly over there old kid and they're like yeah drop, some homeless guys drop some bombs here. Most guys talk to me all the time and I'm just like shut up mode,

everybody got up you fucking homeless. It's housing, challenge, dude, please, housing, Jones or housing. Secure, dude, please homeless, guys are pretty fully their fucking wild. They talked about on bonfire right by Jane Christine's house. They caught a homeless, dude fucking, another homeless dude. That was well. It was rape, who's, gay homeless rate they caught this. She just filmed it and then eventually got a cop and was like hey that guy, just fucking that guy this dude was passed out over a great and his buddy. They knew each other. So everybody was like right. There

I guess pretty like it started like eating his butt. This is on the sidewalk yeah, I'm going to spell bills, but and then he got his ass thrust it on him and they're. Like hey man, stop stop. There's like ten people around it broke. They broke him up broken, but they broke up that love dude those boys in love out in the street having fun what happened to this guy. I think the cop, the cop was the way Christine said it like. She like, ran into this convenience store, which we saw the cop and he was like. Oh yeah, they fucking know each other and he like walked out with like knock it off. Home each other's am good dogs. Do a couple. Good boys does have a fun one news by you view problems, for I mean the it is s he's looking as, but when he's taking a nap, I just love the as you know, homeless man's this,

may yeah man, that's Hoff, tough, a rough ticket yeah man, I'm gonna, say if you're eating homeless, guys ass. It's like alright man, yeah. Let him go clearance. Runways cleared I wake up now. I think he just slept right through it. So then it doesn't count if he baby, sleepsuit sleeping porn, dude sure is it watch sleeping born? I didn't see it, but I actually have seen the footage. It's You've seen the yeah. Well, that's the other. Do they might have had it, they might have a deal struck yeah. They may have a deal. What do you? What do you constructed some sort of? think about like dudes who are married and have sex with her wife from the web's trunk. What are you doing? What I mean yeah? What do you mean?

What's the situation? Is I mean he's got a wedding but yeah, like you know, you're, not suppose to have sex with like a drunk woman, but if you're married and your wife gets drunk pretty much everyone to have sex to drum wife, yeah no like passed out and you do it because it has that not that Then it's weird like houses, hammer? How wrong? Can your wife be your girl, you're, my girl friend, or what she can do that can be having so you can be hammered and fuck you. So what are these two homeless guys had a deal where, like look, if I pass out, because I have added bro, I'm not fuck yeah, but if I pass out in your jammed up chocolate just promise me: you eat my ass verse, lube it up. Look it up. That's probably why he did it to be honest, really spit in there, so he doesn't tear his body up. Thank you saved up to spit in this one 'cause. If you, if you rip a butt out on the streets, that's going to disk

will you for a while for sure that's going to limit to how many cans are getting, although his street, but so ST buds, tough as nails. Well, it's also is whether it's ready to go to pliable. It's like play, dough yeah. We have street, but that's how you sleep. Begin by fucking, just sleeping through outside to outside missing. All the noise about you and also I'm sick to MIDI data been completely up yeah. I would even do for that. We that we would you, would you too old you charge a career to the cop did not want to miss car, so he was just like all right stop. Would you visit in Kensington? Their bodily was tell me there again, like Hepatitis C operates because there's a bunch of human up there, people to share in the streets. There's a bunch of people get like Hepatitis C up there from nice. Discussing that's awesome was not this horrible, Georgia, tech. It's a street you

yeah. I saw dude, let his dog shit in the street. How do you feel about it? I was like YO bro, you gotta pick that up and he was like. No, I curb my dog sounds like they talk about this before no, I was like dude you can't let your dog shit in the fucking these Agni high a curb the dog, I'm like no dude. You have to pick that up. I think the and then I think the guy was kinda. Slow start talking was out these guys slow. Definitely some idiot came up at the half way through the phone line like what the out So we filmed you. Are you only use film? I think he was filming the guy, because I saw that in your spine, the dude. I think he was like. Oh, oh and sort of film as I do get out here. What's let you confronted the mentally challenged man about his dog and then somebody filmed it well. This yeah he's a guy, let his dog shit. He walked his dog in the street. In this my I thought I should have talked about this before he let his dog shit in the street and then was like you looked happy when the dogs like got to the street and I was like his mother going to leave this right here and then I'll. He like started walking away and I was like to

yeah this guy. I saw a guy watching all thing out of the van when I sets on the guy came out was like so did, kill what a dork school far away. I don't think he was Jamie to jam. I think it the feeling, that's weird. He would come out in film that interact, yeah, it was bizarre yeah fucking, like old, retarded guy. So I was like hey man like once I realized this deal kind of look like bubbles from trailer park boys. Once I saw him. I was just kind of like I'm sorry but in the game and it's fun pick it up. He had like a weird like big huge plan shopping bag only geezers in kind of retarded guys pick up poop with like big acne bags. I saw that I actually don't know it's always the worst. When you don't know someone's special needs sure until it's too late, I think specially confront them. Special needs is like the most kindergartens. That's like the most kindergarten. You think we should say the word retarded yeah

not that I know the stuff. That's just not! No, I don't not in a mean way Matt. I don't stand for it not mean way. All right so this I use that punch on this retarded guy. I think I told you this just was sneezing the whole time of my whole set, but the punch on stage is like it's kind of behind you in when you're onstage anybody to the right is like yeah, I can see him and he just kept sneezing. Finally, I turned around to shut the up dude any use clearly very retarded, and I was just like oh and he was like I'm so sorry. He was like devastated that I called him out and I was like. Oh my god dude I and I looked at the rest. The and I was like I didn't know that as soon as I said- oh, my god, that's worse! Do you like turned into the rest of the house? Like I didn't, fucking know that when people just like everybody is like, oh did you,

you should start doing that. You know they're, like hey any birthdays in here. You should come out and be like anyone retarded in here, clapping outdoor type, it up if you're retarded dude. That was what happened to me, David and ah you talked about yeah yeah. Oh my god! That's tough! Oh my god. I've told it on here, but you know it could have been old testament, though, in the sands of that's when they there was a field trip of the boys. Yet this show and there's this show where you go on, there's three comics and then you pick three people out of the audience to be your partners for a quiz show. But the way the show starts is the three comics go out first and do standup, so David went Abby went and then I went last and when I walked out. I was like, what's up with you, fucking dudes wearing bracelets will tell you guys fucking losers, and then I like covered my eyes. So I could see you know 'cause the lights. You can't see the audience and as soon as I like, shaded my eyes and saw, I was like oh

sell bunch here. It is- and this is a special boys out Here- also your use another. What year two years, these Mylan route in the little time running in the chairs, eating like treats all the appetizer platter unless God is with sold out, it was crazy menus again white tape across since Norton Macaroni like there to fight off hand. So then I knew they were. I knew that's what the group. I knew that the, and that was the majority. The audience was like a week and I chose to the half half the audience was a retarded guy field trip. So then we sit down to the show and Abby gets paired with one of the guys and apparently I'm the only one who knew it David. Have you didn't know the these guys were special needs and at one point, how do they put it together? I couldn't believe it and they're not one with the crowd like you, though I couldn't believe it yeah, but on stage he's sitting next to you and then the audience member gets to ask the comedian question and he was like

Are you single that was his question? Could dude retarded guys love pussy? Did they just do it all they're trying to do is get since it's a sick, dude there, the MAC they're the best. They are the true max out their undeniable max for sure. So this guys like are you single and she's? Like I don't know, it depends how much money you have as soon as he said that, like leaned over and looked at it like the fucker, you don't think. Obviously, guy lives in like a group home virtues outer depends to be papered, depends how much money you make and he was like a lot and then David leaned forward. I was like yeah, I don't think.

Those gummy bears don't count as current yeah yeah leaned forward to him like what the fuck are you doing, and then they kept doing it the rest of the show there was still like shitting on this camp and then at the end everybody likes stood up and like looked at each other 'cause, we were sitting like side by side and then it started to hit them throughout the show that it was like. Oh 'cause, David's partner was one of that guys chaperones and that chaperone was like hey thanks a lot. The guys had a lot of fun tonight and he was like what I walked immediately. I walked up to both of them like to was that dean is great, they didn't know, that's probably how hyper focus they were. You just find it on their craft, but it is showing Conshohocken. Once we see the kid in there is it. It was the same thing as a group field trip kit with kids with autism and Eileen. I remember taking them to the Joker. I am if that would that suit got row

do that it was. It was so fun 'cause, there's a total freebie. I just would you like go out there they're just like like halfway through euro setups, I wanted Hahahah, literally Joker laugh dude. I was like this is so fun and then there was like comics that off stage wiener fuck up so fucking annoying. I couldn't just like thirty minutes. Relax we're getting twenty five dollars on the card. You can fall the fuck back. You get twenty five dollars in contract to enter. In the true I don't slander, said they've been waiting on fifty, but I think we got a member of said paid as well, but remember that, This is like people were coming off being like a couple people, I've seen, came off and we're just kind of like crowd, sucks, dude yeah there there struggling with social cues, obviously going to do great in a in it. You know comedy, show I remember I, I started doing crowd work with this one dude and it was just like it went on for like six minutes, and I was like. Oh my god, I can't get out of this yeah you and him his love. It was just weird is that I I it's funny because I, whenever I try to do crowd work with nor, like with the articles, I should say it always goes bad all

like ass I'll, be like hey, do you love your girlfriend? Tell her you love her and everyone's like dude, fucking, chill yeah. Well you're! I met another, all your inner it under a table and then other all tested. We just five for like six minutes of like it, it's great for the rest of the show. It will be a bug which is locked out of the high. How did you get here? How did you get here? I was going. What do you do? I don't know what do you do? I mean I got a couple. He's going on I did it was. It was pretty fun your mushrooms. Do the the Micra thing has me bugged up. Are you Michael? is that right now. Well, it's like you know not right now, it's it was yesterday, but it's definitely we was in. I don't know- maybe I'm a good us out, but it was due to its starting think it'll, because you use truthfully the first, because when we do this, if you know

like I don't I don't. Let's start over yeah, I never start over. You were great, I know that was a great. It was better than this episode this, I'm really sorry to start over now, This is gone but yeah I could as soon that happened was like. I thought you doing. Great must be some. The black hole open in my mind it Rubio keys. Did you hear the joke are pretty much mass good to take drugs to right? Now? I think that's important for you right now for main. If you're also feeling like you could be the Joker, I think it's really important to double down on some psychedelics. Yeah. Well, it's funny. I've been feeling fine. I've just been a little bit spaced. It was weird the whole this again at the whole program must like take away like all of my like little dopamine sources, and then I just like gave myself mushrooms after all. That is a yeah, so weird thing to play with My whole thing now is like to try to find good

dopamine. So sorry that every time you talk about this program like this is a real thing and then I forget that you just made it up for sure to take away your dope mean anything you like for a month. And just take mushrooms at the end of that month. Yet ugh like every time you bring up the the again and then the you know the experiment of the system or whatever I'm just like out. It always takes me one second, to be like a loose This is the thing he made up like. This is a real thing that people this is how fucking is that right now so don't know for sure. I need your skeptical. I work, type your journal you're my only scientific peer Journal reviews like oh yeah. I forgot this whole thing was bullshit yeah. It was it's been weird band. It's been pretty straight as a weird service is a weird time to do it. Man I think that's another. That's a confounding variable theory. We had time to do it yeah now, I'm just like dude like right now, I'm like I'm just a minute

face right now, we're like feeling bad, not a bad thing, I'm just kind of like I just got a feel weird fucked up for a while feel myself. Every now and again, like start to kind of be like rule here comes the break here comes the Brigham's, the take a break from reality and I'm like yeah we're. Barely it's happened a couple times. So instead of like a heart attack, I'm just like ok yeah. Here we go we're going to debug. The company is coming to get me man, you gotta slow down, I'm fine, but it is It's like yeah, it's not even just that. It's like I'll sit and star I am kind, is a race right now to see others bug essence either I Odeon Coke and have a heart attack or now do it with my mom. There's some sisters, relax. That's not! Let me get a heart attack just from fat but the other one or Matt loses his fucking mounted full jokers full joker. Full knee cheated I'm going to whip. If I'm going to buy hermit, pier Gonzerath, Austria,

he was the thing I was own full course to become a hermit that was kind of like my aspiration was like become a wreck like a shot, is a shot in record was shot in recluse. Now here you are thrust in the public eye ball. This here's the thing dude it's like my whole thing was a b recluse and now I'm starting to see that I need a real community, so I've I've propelled my spell itself into a pretty bleak space. I feel like with my government fast then flooded my brain within a little make it as the mushrooms and also a national scandal, national scandal kind of rocked my shit and I'm in a place where people fucking hate me all. You know two days a week, but the now in my head, I'm like. Oh, I had the whole. I wanted to just kind of recluse out and just kind of like you know, do little writings and they just put stuff out not interact with people dude. It was like I started seeing how so I would start seeing how bleak that was, and now I'm like in a place where I'm like, I need to like reach out to

would have like real community around me so now and it's like in order I had to like, come to like a real kind of not like a horrible place, but like sure it's bleak for little for and then now I'm like you, I'm like like like this, like not being a recluse. Nice. It is nice, of course, but it's one of those things were like. Otherwise, you know if you were bad thoughts. You just take it. You know they give you valium and they're like now you just kind of like right. This is cool, so it's nice in a way to let him do feel. I wish you could come while yeah. This is this Friday. Why comment in the food two days three days, you can do it. I will be tight. I will be you for aid dude, I'm I'm day you can still to shut that down. I could mean I could go, which is I'm right now jam to the fucking Gilson I'm behind like behind. Like two work. I have I. Luckily I have a bunch of stuff. I need to do

because I put my life- was doing the doing the scandal of all my life on pause because I was like I can't I could I don't know if I should do school work and oversee addict outside just like chilled worst thing I can do is get over to hold it like a it really. The scandal to the internet international scandal, fortunate that I didn't talk about this on here, one of them in that, what's up with, I have a what's that group text with all the teachers from Spain that I knew and when, like I haven't, checked in forever, I just checked in that like when the international scandal broke yeah all it was. I was on the news in Madrid, Madrid, they were talking about this in Madrid, then feel or Moyer ratio so e homophobic, oh changes on my old teachers like.

Did you all right? I garamba as him in the house. They called you yeah. They were the Texan me they're, like dude. If you need to hide out in Spain, let us know, should I hide out in the mountains north of Madrid awesome yeah, I mean that I just got there be like become one with my crafty. You could take that dad come see, game will get. Are you gay watch carrying buckets of water about, of the Jews in here tonight, which is yeah you should you could go to Spain for like two weeks. I said I I think it will. I was planning on that before I got snl before all the I, like literally had enough money to be like I'm just going to take like a two or three week trip to Madrid. Again, you should

go to Spain and then anonymously leak it to the press that you're smoking crack and had to leave the country true and let the press run wild with it. True, not a bad idea. Maybe you release it. When I go on vacation, come up with any type of story you want office, doesn't have to be crack really Dan. This is like a yeah, it be like Chappelle going to Africa. That's what I'm saying just returning to Spain just getting back in touch with my fucking conquistador roots. I am a conqueror, as you say, thank you spend to go back over there fuck. I miss spending dude funny to act like it was something like journey. I just literally when and just went to the same bar every night, blacked out just got hammered for fucking. Six months then went home. It was pretty much in Brazil, I went to Brazil and his went to like hostels and we just drink Caprini's and be like cool yeah cool. I'm out here really just did the same thing I would do in Philly it's like. I went to the bar and watch sports. I just watch

soccer. I literally ate domino's in Brazil yeah. I found a burger king and I was like alright so fucking funny. It's posted up because, like it's on the way before I went, I was like this is going to be great. I'm going to fucking I'm going to eat healthy over there there's going to be healthy food. I'm going to fucking, I will get into this, will just become like a good human get cultured and then I literally just didn't go to work and go to school, to like teach the kids. How long like six months, I forgot your over there for that long, yeah, that's fine, but like five or six damn five. Unlike August to December, it's a nice day August to the end of December. I got there. I got home for Christmas, that's a nice day, pretty sick dude, the I'm actually so

a couple of my base. Friends. She got the ring dude, so she got it. She Phil Jackson doubt they got the ring, and I prepared her for this and we just got a bunch of columns around here. Now I prepared her, I said: look dude, it's so funny. Some! The interactions might get a little weird with your female friends. Just saying when you talking about and I'm like, you got, you did it, you got the ring, you want. She was just like dude, I'm, like you know it's like, I'm, not I'm not even pudding this against him, it's not their fault, but I'm like this is what you guys live for for real, like you, guys, love this shit and, like even just that this is going to with your friends it is going to. This will bother them some in some, not all, obviously, but I might trust me dude yeah couple days later, she was is your second championship exact. This is your second ring, the exact how we rate you going for the one for the farm out for sure. If you can hear the fibers together too, don't get TIM Duncan twos nice yeah. Two titles is sick. Yeah do that fucking fucking, so she was like it was

Weird one of my friends I haven't talked to in like couple years reached out to me for relationship advice, so it was just so weird, I'm like told you bro. How did you do that relationship advice? She scheming? How did you get married, she scheming and then dude, and then this friend she was again. It was really weird too 'cause like she had been dating someone for a really long time and they had broken up, but she was like, but she told me, like you way through the conversation like oh and you know, for the between you and I he actually tried to get back with me and did propose, but I didn't want to do that now. I use is very, very thing about that. Yeah I got it to I just don't wanna yeah yeah! I do too. Okay, that's that's! How serious here about the ladies love, the ladies love rings: do they love the getting married? Well, it's still it's it's like a v, a complete validation, exact, total validation, exactly it

and I'm telling the female ego thrives on exclusion cuz, if you think about it. Male males have all that, like you know the like: dominates: they like physically conquer and stuff you're, a chick you're not like going in, like you, know, beating people up and like being like the strongest biggest, but you be the most relationally aggressive and the way you hurt someone relational, is you exclude them? So it's now, once someone else gets the ring, your part of the excluded group, it's like so it's like someone dunking on you literally

don't get on your notes in the face. Well, that's what's funny about in the shot clock on like what we sucks running. It's low, yes flashing. I told her this only because I don't I've number these issues, twenty three that, but that lady confrontational thing that we're talking about is like what we deal with like what you deal with school, the exclusionary aggression, all that is yet to deal with it at school. I deal with it. It stand up like it's the it's lady brain that all these policies have no like one now you're, not in our group yeah. Now our group looks down on it. You're, not good enough to be in that group. More it's a good! If all you guys, I seared lady dog grains at work, EMS, bullshit! Well, no! You know what I know what I've come to grips with. I've been like this before it was like you're young boy. Thrown around like you're caught up in these crazy fucking like star wars, girl games or you just kind of like wait. What So if I don't go there, you'll be mad at me or fucker and you're just like getting. Then you get a little older in your leg. You

keep game like. I know these mother fuckers yeah. I see this third level is just being like. I forgive you if you don't even hold it over them. On my damn dude, you guys have a tough fucking go so step three so's, total forgiveness step one. Is you get fooled by it totally full? You can get play step step one through like forty seven, still, I still run into that would be quite a bit step. Two is recognizing the well that's where you can go awry or you can just be like she's fucking hit, my body get divorced. They took the Fucking house and it is just trying to fuck with us. Now some people get stuck on a lot of people get stuck on level. Two yeah, it's like Jeez mother. You can't trust the can take everything I have dirty pitch yeah. Whatever three was of the forgiveness is like total acceptance and forgiveness is like they know. Not is it it's not in the know, know what to do. It's sorry that this is the hand you were dealt. This is tough to get a tough battle. I there on a hard rock down a good man, you I do it right,

hardly social pressure to be kind of a when you're younger all that stuff. You got a battle through that because that affects you lay down the road yep. You know, there's tough, it's tough world out there for babes. It is tough and then dude. Then they get pregnant. You watch them like go through pregnancy, you're, just like Holy four eight box them up. Do you have cruise brings him up must be not stood every single person that goes through. It says it's not. It is fucked up, they hit the finish line, break the ribbon and then someone's like come here, and there was like, oh god, and throwing out like it's fucking is how they cross the finish line. Like somebody finishing a marathon legs giving out like I did it yeah man, it's and then like they're, on a real shot clock of being like. If I don't do by now, it's going to become less in lesson every once in their year. Dude. It's like the crowd, the crowd chanting that they like five

four yeah they're, letting you just throw up a hail Mary like fuck. I'm married Mccusker FUCK that suck or was funny. No, the funniest part that actually remind me something that the one person she was talking to was basically like yeah. Well, there's, like you know, I think I wanna go back and give guys a second chance. I didn't really talk to you before. Of course, you are yeah. But it's like, let's getting old, babe you're using know you're using people to fulfill some, weird thing and then it's like them, then what you to have someone pledged their life to you to fulfill your basically in no function, which again I'm not you know, I'm not hating on him is on level three, but it's like thinking the poor guy. That's like oh sweet, Can we back in my life? I knew she will be like yeah the whole while that whole while she's like. So what are you doing here just waiting to get it's like? How much of that is the scorn of another scorned as the anxiety of not being accepted into the in group in the you know the success and how much of that is just kind of like yeah. You know

Maybe I should just like a weird thing to be like yeah. The guys are into obviously aren't going to do what I want. So I'm going to go down a peg and I could probably convince one of these mother fuckers. They propose me yeah, that's the darkness, don't know if it's leaving that dark, though I think it's just like yeah, that's it yeah I mean, full level three, but then my thing is then: if they get the validation, you don't think they're going to start being like oh, oh Mama bear is going to go back on the prowl oh for sure, get the validation. You know that's how that's only that's why women cheat yeah like I mean that's, not the only reason, but those types of like a chick that like goes down to get somebody to marry them, is clearly as soon as as soon as the weddings over parties over yet just like I'll fuck, I'm stuck with this guy, yet so much fun last year, like planning the wedding being the center of all this soon the wedding ends. You just waking up in bed next to some dork in a talks just like oh fuck

breakfast is almost over come on hurry up, yeah man, it's fucking and then, and then yeah. Then it's like well, this sucks, I gotta get outta. Here this is also to it's like this is synonymous with like this is all over the coming from my extensive marriage and relationship. Well, this it's variants, this cut type of bay synonymous with like power, hungry, psycho dude. So it's like it's yeah, it's not all, but there's extra one contingent, very strong contention. I met a. We are at a party recently, this girl is like yeah. I study snails and, like I go to this, I'm like a scientist. I studies nails yet checks on it. She said if I can now see as a good old time yeah you like her It was good. It was good to hear someone is being like yeah. I study sales talk about not to sit there being like the sharing that they create. Like the out. You seem secure in herself. I should say: that's nice. It was good, but not often I'm not like that pro eat. I don't lost what I don't love, I didn't say you lessen your wiggling, your eyebrows suggestively. I want Matthew, but no dude, I'm telling your fucking spy cams aren't here the one you say,

love. When you tricked me into saying all these words yeah, it was crazy. Dude, I'm telling you to be like hey get ready for it do today later it happens. Of course, there's no like wow. You were right how it was just like Obama, blah blah blah, I'm like yeah yeah level. Three I go. Europe least I prepared for that Babe Europe Sticktight, hang tight and see what's going on, but yeah dude. Imagine if I had called you about so now I've been like yeah, you know I mean that takes member of classes. I decided not. To I mean they do like. I could a fast track, my way up there, but you're not supposed focus on the podcast. Instead, I guess crazy. I got a lot of I get some I mean it's it's I hate to always bring it back to this, but obviously it's my think about now. It is like that, though, as soon as I got, it was like a broad getting married for sure. Like a lady broad,

immediately, getting married and just everyone being like. Oh my god, how did you do it you're so grave that as soon as it's like? Oh no, I can't get it. Everyone was like yeah. I knew you couldn't get it. If I can, you definitely couldn't get it like. Let's go out, ha is go out and have shot yeah yeah. And it's I'm telling you girl world is dark. World grows wild, dark, world yeah, the more I the more I get into it. The more I plug in the matrix to think all girls are jokers, perhaps dude I saw a whole different. I think it's a whole different be Steve. It is, I mean yes to it, check our twisted Bronx checks, poison, ivy's for sure Joker I was twisted now. The Ehlers, very Simon, the the tattler, the sun, the tattler.

Is that a these is Steve. You get hold paddle on it, just good superhero. The regular has like the Hamburglar thing, yeah yeah. He was watching Youtube cycle right, yeah, that's the tabular yeah man that shit like that me all the way up. Dude I saw I was like I called it started hearing it and it was just like it's, is it just? It strikes so deep that girl, girl girl, world whisper, dude and sisters. You ever hear your sisters battle Thank you ever heard of that a long time. My sisters when I was younger, would come home from the bars there we can get. You know I'd, be I'd, be up watching sports yeah, of course, being a guy just course. Do and this is coming all chatting guys want you sports, guys, sports, your fat dykes. That was a care sure of an eighth grade. Alright, she was a character of an eighth grader. If we can't even control yourself,

I know I'm talking to do, there's no way this is ever stopping, but they would come home and just like two hundred and thirty in the morning after you know the downtown that down and Harrison sure having a good old time. All it takes is a cat. You put drunk people on tab, two fucking two. Ladies in a cab like that, there's gonna be like a bitch, it started fight, they would come home and say the worst thing in the world to each other and all yeah, usually centered around relationships in marriage usually flew. Somebody got hit with that actually or something we get called fat eventually be like tears and like screaming and shit yeah like she gonna wake up, mom and dad shut the fuck up. Damn we go out in the garage and like chain smoke and cry

the up! Yes, I mean do sisters like sister reality once they kind of like hit puberty the competition they start trying to define who's, pretty your who's. This yeah, it's like a pretty like. Let's my sister's, never the way this hey! This is a dead tie. The list of those who yeah, the both the beautiful, beautiful beautiful. Why beautiful? There's? No question that beautiful! My thing is all the Simpson Sis Dear I'm literally like Marge, is crucial things. They would like to smoke cigarettes and come home back fat bitch, watching like College Game Day final. It like it did me like late here that could lose their mind. You out part yeah just wanted damn they you know they were just getting him came home drunk again hammered you know I'll just type. My brother came home hammered. I convince him a drink lean, one time so far oh nice tonight, before Easter NICE were brushing our teeth, which brother Tom here's all the time to drink lean. He was all drunk. My sister had lean,

MIKE Ritis any were like. We came home and I was just like he opened up the medicine cabinet on my jail broken. We get that I fake septa lean like you, won't do this and you fucking call DJ screw did dj screw. The lean is Paul Wall. It fucking, Easter duty for reals dipping out in eastern Tibet. Fofos next morning he was like that's awesome. Pretty tight, yeah man, I'm telling you can leave before Easter masses, develop, move her mercy on your bayes do just get into girl world see what see what's Jammin am see was Jammin am wait, so we a pager on q na I'm excited to do page, arguing that to tell the people just to see what's going on case by case, be like all right hit me with this now What's going on with your snooze, some guy, like me,. Got two DUI she's, making a big fucking deal about it. I want to yeah I know I know a lot of our listeners have good days for sure I get DMS from their base

really usually trying to ask me for a favor for their their boy. This, I'm loyal, bays out there calling them nothing weird about it. The promise they calling you to bull they'll say. Excuse me, sir. Could you please help out my lowly boyfriend I'll say yes ma'am? What is it tell me what I need to do? Probably Thomas Wayne you're, probably like, let's get outta here, you dirty bitch, yes, I know there's a lot of listeners with good days. I think that's, I think, that's a good. Can see for sure a lot of our listeners are not joker in cells. Now we got did game that I think that's been those heavy push that we've gotten joke around. So you have like half joker in cells, half bar sold dogs- true and it's a true war. We had a lot a lot of positive vibes going on that. Let the Reddick seem to kind of the red. Is because if I go in there I look I checked some will say everyone's job. You have a good time. Someone will take it to a bad spot, inches all down votes on my right, yeah, the the culture duties in the also that's with that's

we came here to change? That's what the red? It is your Tropicana it the vehicle. I well rebellions like if I could be like shut up to the post that yeah the that's what we came here to do. We came here to change the color for it from the inside? We gotta start with our own subreddit and try to change the culture. Hey guys, knock it off with the slurs and shit. Let's go ahead and knock it off someone's saying something mean about me on Twitter. Go ahead and knock it off the slurs. Don't respond with means It ain't helping oh yeah when people toward somebody will come. Like oh yeah, he shouldn't be performing at blah blah blah. It's like a book. You'd say the word shit like. Oh, my god, you know just the fuck up you're, making it worse yeah. I had to turn the comments off on my instagram photos

That's all that, so I disabled the comments and then I gotta bunch of DMS from people that don't like me that are like. Oh, you pussy can't take negative comments. I'm like I'm, not protecting you or I'm not protecting myself from you yeah, I'm protecting you guys from the plug it dogs do dogs. Are the comments saying wild It was funny they don't understand the dogs get loose. We gotta think about that. That's like a slow, ivy drip of negativity just like all day at your own. It affects all great, and I can assure you know I've. I can't not look at this. Is a podcast and doing shows like the only time not staring at my phone and then it's like dude it's into my dreams, I'm literally having dreams of bad comments and tweets. I'm having dreams like fat, twenty upvotes, it's not like that. It's like dreams of like my darkest fucking things in my life, coming out on, like.

On the New York Times, and I am with like it and then I'll wake up in like a panic about it in a golf, that's not real, and then it bleeds into reality when, like that, I'm was that a real article or did I think that one up damn do yeah, it's pretty dark spree. While I was in a minds? Well, I'm I'm! Okay, like I really am. We do not like. I think you and me too, I knew you needed lucky break need to sit down but yeah the they having nightmares about like comments and do we yeah that's an article. That's in articles is rough. Also sucks. I have a dream about that. Yes, it can come on man, forgive the arrest

I've had like landscaping, dreams. I wake up and go to work and I'm, like God, fucking, damn it this. I miss my old football dreams that must've been tight. Just having a dream words like I forgot my helmet, the locker room. I can't play today. That's the dream: that's the nightmare! Anyway! Now it's like Just to be more slandered yet just being slandered by the fucking time, magazine's holy Shit and then you wake up and you're getting slandered by time magazine. Yeah. I just wonder I mean I it has to. I think it's going to come to a halt. What's that did the whole this whole weird like like puritan culture, puritanical left, yeah, I I think is going to fizzle. I think it's coming to a stop like towards this. I mean what I did was pretty outrageous compared to what most. Will get canceled four and there are still people like he shouldn't be fucking cancelled yeah. You also weren't, like you know, he didn't basically bitch up. I could stay dingy You couldn't pc and you didn't bitch up used a gpu and not bitch. Up on this I mean,

I don't think people give that enough credit, no one that hurt them. I said: listen to Mesker! You give me some credit. Well, he understands what you're up again. He heard the story. You can hear people that have heard the story of that know. What happened, which was NBC Fucking called me and was like say that this was inexcusable and like he can help you yeah and I was like I can't. I cannot do that. You think they would cut you anyway. If you had fully think there for sure yeah. I knew that too. I think there's a good chance. I would've got crushed no matter. What comes first off old, Sethi Simons was not going to let that go Tatler the tattler

Sadler was on me and if they would have been like he was on your back. He said sorry for that. He was either an old toddler. When you passed out set assignment is eating your fucking ass and people were just filming. No one was like hey, so we stop this. The tabular was on my back yeah so that at a later there's no way he was going to. Let me go if let's say I apologized and everyone was like. Ok, that's fucked up, but ok, let's go to the show. He would have just found the next clip, which would have been undoubtedly five minutes. Fucking late, on the same episode, him and others to someone else. Try to hurt. Someone else tried hopping on the bandwagon as well. Really yeah there's other people trying to half court I found this. He also said

Bruce well over again yeah whoa and that yeah and then it's like I'm having conversations with people that, like normal people, I was out talking to people and I'm like explaining the clip again. Yes, keep going over it being like this is what happened on that and they're they're like you, don't have to do that and, like I say I want to, I want to tell you they're like no, it's okay, I don't care yeah. I I care yeah, I'm telling I'm going out of my way to just yeah, yeah fucked, on this clip. This is what I actually meant. Is why and then like? No, it's! Ok! This is fucking. I again dude, I'm telling you they are for real trying to stifle, and it sounds so fucking annoying. But it's like unfettered free speech which is like and I don't, I think, you're still not you're not allowed to like walk up to someone harassing my throne slurs at him. Yeah like no was defending defending that and so that the free speech doesn't allow you to do that in this harassment. You're not allowed to do that yeah and it is such a

some argument, but my thing is: if you stop, a certain point, they're going to keep chiseling down a like all yeah and they will surely chiseling that down sure, but they do have arguments against that, but the less about a dead like yeah. I agree that you either have it or you don't yeah, because that's it's like nobody just like one day, China or is it mostly that's the thing where it's like, where if somebody says something, that's offensive. If you decide that it's offensive, if you, if you watch or listen to this podcast and are like you know what I don't think those guys are trying to be funny, I think this is real yeah which how dumb do you have to be to listen to you and me and be like yeah. I think they're serious

you have to also want they probably want that. Do we just twisted Joker citrus jokers, but if you want, if you wanted that to be the case, it's super easy to get a hold of him and that's what we're doing in the park as we're pretending we're serious yeah during the show like you could use, got him docs out a window bought yes, yeah. If you want listen to it as hates being pretty they've heard it and they know they know it. Fucking, joke, chained, shut. All the comedians worked hard on their joke student craft, the right fucking, jokes, dude yeah, the only comedians like us to do my own work tomorrow. We watched as those Ellicott that, whatever that like panel was self rule, how about the one part where the one girl I forget, who she I don't know when I first I have no idea, you know see these people are, but one of them was like a she's like I hate this, like hiding behind the fact that it's just jokes like it's not just just like I love comedies jokes are sacred to me. I now not just the jokes like when I was young. I used to put my ear up to the television to listen a prior at night with the volume low. So

wake up my grandpa, like I love comedy, and this was not comedy. I saw as I do that exact line I was watching. I was like who the fuck is that guy with the Conor Mcgregor Design, who the fuck are you yeah man, I'm telling every doing here guys any means necessary to get to the top dude. I'm telling you that's what people right now yeah it also that's the way. That's the ticket to make fun of us is a layup for them. You're in a alt woke they are, they might not be. It might not even an all or work, but you know I could. I could solve the panel and kind of makes sense, Simmons ANA. Are they actually funny or are they aren't? There's some cool furniture me? How tv to slam us it is

please hold. While we do our entire podcast, let's make fun of what we are as a whole. Yes, it's pretty users how we know. That's how we've risen from the ground like just from the dirt to now look at us dude were days were salt of the earth from thousands of dollars is what it is. You know I have almost nine thousand dollars now. Do you really? so no one can stop. Us is what it is like to almost have nine grand in the Bank- god damn that's theory. That's like suck my dick half year, Rambo you just chill for half a year, I do have a chill favorable for ninety percent of the year. Yeah man I'm telling you it's fucking is I just want to know. What's going to come about with all this stuff 'cause there, world there was stuff, will stick and some of the stuff that will steak will be probably for the better. But a lot of this shit is just going to be like like this imagine, people sold like when they rolled in there just kind of like well, these comics yeah,

all these people that the tattler attack all those kindly there is really no we. What did you watch the toddlers poetry media one that the one that I should fill that that clip. I like dude I'll watch like two I'll see that it's like how long is that that's like an hour but yeah. I I see your first in the and the ability yeah the toddler comes on is so funny yeah, it's like he's, not gonna. What's he was he talking about? First, I use a little tiny boy. What tiny demand that he is a little tiny boy love which is obviously,

The tattler is a little short. The Alabama guided rolls around. It is the kind of like Harry Potter Little bit. He does okay he's like again he's like you alter Ego creek yeah. He literally is correct. If he was quick start into it could track the joker for sure creeks walking for sure this guy's more, like I don't know where I'm going this, but yes, this this whole they're all going to pretend that they weren't this. Not him he's stuck in it, but like all these comics, like that, let's say, for example, that panel of whatever those people were yeah the oddities they're gonna in a few, the in whatever this starts to break or however they're going to come around and be like. I was never like that yeah. So everyone's going to do that's true, and you know what we're going to do about that. Nothing we're not going to be like. I remember that clip well, if I ever see them I'll be like. I remember that clip yeah, but it's level three bro, I'm not going to publicly come out and be like hey look at these dickheads for couple

level three dogs, but yeah we peep game. We know what you guys are up tonight's game level through we understand it's hard. I recognize that doing stand up again doing comedy and anything in this fucking corny, ass, entertainment industry is difficult and you're trying to do whatever it takes and it's the same forgiveness is to all these other. Like the older comics of the big dogs coming down shitting on us a little oh yeah, I recognize what you're doing God protect your shit. You gotta distance yourself from us. You gotta, sit there and be like well, that's not funny, I'm all for edgy shit 'cause. I do edgy shit, but I do it well yeah. My shits funny is that. Well I listen to your podcast and I beg to differ, oh for sure, but most podcast, whatever are pretty fun, This is so I mean so is ours, sometimes are just top ours, but as a lead artist, ours is clearly Lee yeah, it's a whole different thing. Now, if you're not naturally funny, you can't really do talk, yes in Madrid. Dude think about. That is what it is on. The news like us all to move that we will not the machine.

Is a secret pocket homophobic. All it's just you know is what again is what it fucking is: dude, anal, mother, fucking, big deal really isn't, but I'll tell you what dogs this Friday indie come out to indie helium bro this Friday, I'm bringing out oh Connie and the mother fucking bees are going to do so. Nice of helium yelling over the taking a risk is they'll, probably get shit on a little bit for having me, but I mean they're not taking that they're going to make money and they're going to get like three negative fucking tweets from exactly fucking him. Her in purple, ponytail brigade from Sheehy on there can pronouns yeah. Indeed they were gonna. Go that we're gonna Hill Friday night for sure, due to Connie with one night in town. We don't want it on Friday in Indy. So then, on Saturday we go to that end, the game, all Connie with the mastermind.

He put that together yesterday he was like we should just go to Indianapolis and go to the Notre Dame game. This Saturday there's like alright get it done. Damn it was fucking wild boys in helium like it come out, Bro come show. So this Friday, helium in the in the in app in the Apple Indianapolis, come on out to me not suit. Today the pros sock and then the twenty S. Fourth, twenty fifth and twenty six healing in Philadelphia and I'll. Tell you why and rumblings of a mat Mccosker Chris O'Connor, lineup, yeah dude, probably will be either sneak around the boys. Sure that's gonna, be the true oddities dude W. It's not that'll, be fine. His father writing about it already held a press dude there any writing about the show, but there saying that they are going to be in Philly yeah what the fuck what's the problem? It helps for sure helps. Why are they so obsessed.

I don't know I guess, because our phone, you, because you didn't give a good enough apology, yeah, I think the key I think people like it, some people, he you mean the press, yeah match oh yeah, so I do, I think, there's certain but yeah. I think they're following me for that yeah. I think they'll be done after this. But then again I said that yeah, keep say every week like I that's gotta, be it it just to his news, is so hyper focus anymore, 'cause, there's like the Google searches that like it going on and on and it like it won't pop up. Will the story of cancel culture is big right now, and so that's why they keep using me. True yeah, you are fucking Jesus Christ. I was murdered, you kind of were dude. I was martyred for the arts, dude pretty much wear and then my own disciples and fucking companions turned on me. Yeah it denied me, that's true, they denied the podcast was funny three times. I don't think it was funny like what, if I, what, if I don't forgive Maine than me in the guards, are up on the mountain stew

This, I just don't know everyone has to be like a well. It's also too, if you're doing stand up for awhile and you know, take it sale start slowing up it's never. You never really secure your just always worried that their shits about the fizzle out yeah. So it's like it's either that or your shit is going well you're selling out theaters and shit so you're like I'm so good at this. Yes, I got you sure. You're good at yeah already got a little nut. By someone who is yeah. Something like that, I don't know down: hey, hey, hey, I'm not saying nothing! I'm not saying I hear you, I'm not saying nothing there. I hear you bro come on Bro. Dude I am. I had possibly one of the sickest things happen to me. The other day you fuck with state dependent memory, state dependent memory, yeah so like what

all right. I think I can understand that so say you're drunk right and then and then you can access the memory. Yes exactly so I'm like I take a nap on the couch, I'm laying there. I think if they I put the theta waves on no, no, I didn't see. Excuse me. Yes, they did not delta, don't I wasn't ready to be yeah. I don't think so. Dell said our think. It's kinda Deltona over there yeah, that's that's dead to the world, so I did some favorite light. Trance dream like state, so I I lay on the couch at the theta. Binaural beats going on land there and I just it's been I knew this something I'm doing to where I just I'm not tired. By lay down and close my eyes and just fucking is like try to entertain myself in my head is pretty fucking sick, you gotta chill I miss dude. Is it thing to be able to do. You lay down just like. Let's go, you lay down, and you know some hitting a weird theta nap all the stood out of nowhere? This is the coolest part. My brain out of nowhere is like dude. How sick would that be? If you just wore condom and just peed into it,.

I got a you're talking you're in conversation, you're talking to someone who's fully paean to account, while you're talking just golf, not it you're like yeah balloon, tied you're, saying sorry, but it's it's not like a water balloon, but you're, saying yeah, because it is a holiday I do that would be so then I had a like to. Can it will Connie would stay on my flaccid dignified now off opiates to keep one hard I'd peer right off I'll, stick with heavy to wear condoms p into it? This date check it out. I like the idea of talking as I just imagine in front of helium clean out front. You just stop stand still make eye contact like my nephew took a shit the other day he was like walking around the living room and he just stops and he's like yes, always sitting that's funny, but it is a. The p that even a full page, this led out as part of this. It is a part of it. I love just spiking on the hood of a car, come of drive by the b, like what we say is hot, so that I'd be the

Then I I'm thinking about that. I'm laying on the couch and then I'm like damn dude, is like people pretty much frowned on like any inappropriate latex, where in general, like, if you woulda, where, like just latex, gloves and go out in public like people fucking call the mayor on you if you just walk around and they take like a suit in latex gloves people are people do not like, like they don't like that. Dude in my head, I'm like why Why can't you just wear like latex gloves it's like disgusting to walk her. It's like it's like you. Have someone give you change and put out a latex hand or like come on people. I've seen people wear latex in New York, really like the subways and shit it's kind of it's freaky yeah. Yeah. What do you what other kind of surgical gear they wear? Sometimes surgical, masks cat. They were latex gloves to see some gloves see sometimes black black latex gloves, which Bruce Sick, unless all rock rock is tied to to get away with crimes in the subway hi

really but yeah. I see people wear surgical, masks and I've seen the surgical mass, so you're saying they stepped it up the fucking latex latex, gloves yeah. I see those sometimes one other one of the houses like what type of house do you like Steve, fume, your shoes and shit. So if you're wearing latex gloves- and you probably remove your shoes when you go inside, that's true yeah, you probably want to get the germs in there. That's just crazy that afraid of fucking germs dude, it's like, but the fuck, that's crazy. I understand it like wearing gloves on the subway is a fucking, great idea. You think so. Yeah I mean you look like a fucking weirdo, but latex gloves on the subway is a fucking sick, but I'm just strengthening my immune system. Me too, I'm all about this cough

I said to call. I had two sick bays in my house: never get through the fucking shit. Dude knock on wood yeah, I didn't get shitted be I do so. I'm developing a doodle tooth, though much doodle teeth. Remember: fucking, sixes doodle to get a sweet tooth. I got a bad cavity. Sick are going to actual sweet tooth like a bad rotten nasty team, get doodle tooth coming in what I'm devastated. I gotta go to the fucking dentist this week. Let sucks yeah! I haven't had a cavity like this, you like how much is 'cause he's like nine grand yeah. It's going to be that it's going to be. That would be exactly how much money I have now will be like probably four hundred bucks. Three hundred dollars do tooth. Well, she is like, if you have like dig down and pull you got, Bluetooth yeah yeah maybe hold. I bet they were talking to grant haggle is not gonna, be too grandpa want. Is it's going to be tough to 'cause? I live in a fucking, you know. Who knows

like yeah. This is rough neighborhood. This could be some ever go to ever. Go to like a hawk and Kazakhstan being, like all fix your tooth. We're going to wild dentist. I think I'm about to go to a very wild that too, and I was on medicaid- I had to sign a release. Saying Dentistry was not an exact science and they're like they're, not responsible. If they fuck up my mouth, and I was like what the fuck there's no chance of any of these dentists are going to have anything to sign. This is going to be just come on in fifty bucks. Let's see that bullet yank that thing by the leather strap perhaps I will only give you a rabbit's foot. Do you have like a bite of residents and I have a have physical pain in awhile really yeah? Most of it's just now went and a little numb you up swig of market, you might like close shot of Aug you're going to go under and wake up in like an ice cube. Bathtub yeah do so. I I don't even tell you so I was in the faded nap. I'm saying I'm thinking as I walk in and out of place, I had to reduce its went on. That's got to kill you do that's

so all you can do is lick your doodle tooth, oh yeah, by the way they're called doodle teeth, because bees are six gotta. In war. Will cavity from it is easy to seven eleven snickerdoodles every night doodle. Now I got the same deal tooth sucks, dude Talkin blows, I'm sorry it gets worse and worse. Everything is is worse and worse. It sucks you do want to cancer, can can't even answer that do a condom to pee in the rain, even wear condoms to piss publicly it sucks this sucks sign they to nap. So I think if they didn't happen to get all this stuff. Obviously it leaves my mind. I go food shopping. I come out to my phone in to get place a place in music. I left the theater track on put it on instantly. It comes back. I had forgotten it was like well. I was like in a twilight state yeah he dictated track boom. I start

came out p into a latex condom and I was like holy fuck you, those memory it worked. Well, it does work. Isn't it crazy? Of course it works. I was like my Zoolander q dude. I heard the volume or I was looking. I relax, don't do it. I was going to be into a fucking condom pop right back in my head and I was like damn. That's awesome. That's a good thing! Yeah! I get it, I usually get it with like sprinklers stuff, with like football yeah. It's always like football because smell the grass by the leaves or something like that, just instantly you ever fuck with the memory palace yeah she with even here is six I've stay in her six study of juror. Have you don't really have rebels? Remember your material. Do you yeah? I do do you. Yeah still existed as a memory palace get in tired. I I'll say the same ten minutes over and over again for like several months to be like oh yeah. I forgot I have is on that. Like I forgot all this other material, you need to map out the memory palace this all the good greek orders used to do this

way to give those guys gave like long like hours, long speeches, so you imagine a place you're familiar with college campus, your house building your mom's a mom! Sorry! Sorry, sorry, that's as low hanging and do you know me just low hanging fruit comedy. I usually go with comedy that makes you think and like that, but this was just low hanging fruit. I had to do you just punch number I punch did not up inside your mom's gold. How you feeling right now? Well, I just I just comedy jokes: take her to me. Do that looks that's the thing that I love about you and me: we're just I used to listen to that. I hate when people try to say they did shit when they were four, it's like night in yeah they did, they did it. I would stay out and then why are you telling us? What are you trying to biography in a room trying to tell people that used to stick your ear up to the television speaker to listen to priority

dude. I stick my ear to the radio to listen to fucking, corn and my mom took tape and broke it. I was not being like. Oh, this is so cool. I love Pryor went on fucking a young kid five. What the fuck was funny about that to you Five. Did you understood to a black dude from the 80s yeah you understood prior when you were five, you were like. Oh fuck, oh fuck. I didn't think I remember, I found Carlin CD in my dad's dad's, my dad's, I'm listening. I was like fucking I was like fifth grade only this is gay. I was all jerky voice, yeah, ponies again that dude the memory. I was just water boy. Just like a over and over again I love them did Rob Schneider came to my my age. Of course you can do it. That guy could actually help me. So here's what you do

going to never forget your material. The memory palace you're going to think of something else. Not my mother's vagina, ok, Sherry, Bro, side broadcast the comedy in fifth grade, I used to stay up at night and watch the water boy at night. If you have a year to spirit screen. You can't be less decoded normal volume want to wake up. My parents, I listen the waterboy at night every night I love comedy I'll, do Yeah, I remember that when I used to do that, then, like your dad, will find you sleeping by the tv and he kind of pissed, but he be like that. It's going to be stored, Cheney. I'll be up in a blanket and carry upstairs and I can't you just love comedy two kids got a passion. Kids got a passion for comedy. I'm trying to think about what the fuck I did when I was when I was five one time I was five yeah. I don't I remember. I I've been told, I'm my parents also a five in the kind of things I swear. She said by young jock.

What are we put in your ear to the tv at one? Fifteen? Not wake up. Her grandpa, I think, is what she said. Something like that Maybe I don't know a lot of Carlos if she was fucking, twelve doing it or fucking eighteen b, auto biographical is trying to tell this whole audience something that is like kind of a cool thing that you're lying about yeah. You probably maybe did it once and then we're probably a guy. This is uncomfortable. I'm going to just volume up yeah. I remember when I was when I was young kid ever. My dad brought me on the big bad wolf at Busch Gardens. Remember, really thinking I was going to die is floating out. If you're going to hurt you ever going to roller coaster in your little I was floating up out of the seat. My dad was hold me down ever had that problem you should get the end. When I was five bringing the big boys, you brought the batman to a screeching halt. Yeah member, like was dying. Think I'm going to die on the big bad wolf and then I was, I was in a rest

one time. I don't remember this, I was told I went away. I and ordered Mahi Mahi- and I like excuse myself in the table like, went and sat on the floor and like drop it on the toilet, Mahi Mahi over and over that, like my mom came in, it was like home at my parents were concerned about me we're a bit of a fucking don't twice. Also I'm kind of ashamed of this shit. I have to leave. Oh shit, yeah, really yeah kind shame this too, but I think I was a native American. When I was little, I still run around and fucking just like chill. Talking about the real little kid. I don't get some try some pretenders in native american mom's. Only I don't know what did she call it that do that as well as a little guy picture, my nephew fucking, let it great do before you get out here Fox. There is so funny the memory pal. She never forget that system and to go to the dentist or get take note mean area, gets a doodle teeth. So here's the deal next time you gotta do is show

find a place you're familiar with, be at your house, be at your dalla matter, wherever, whatever big sure structure you can picture and then jokes in each room and then walk around the house yeah, but you drew not just for jokes. You just do like something that'll symbolizes that will get your Ok, so it'll be you and your dad do when I walk up to my room, guess who's up there, your mom my room in my bed. My best jokes are on her tits do do. Do you think I'm going to forget that sorry, bro bro, I'm sorry! I just take it too far with this stuff. I mean your dude. You help push boundaries. Bro I pushed boundaries. I forgive you. I thanks.

Alright come in Indianapolis for houses memory? The memory palace is fucking awesome. It is also use it. I will use it. We gotta discuss it more in depth for sure next episode. Let's do a page, not now your page, maybe tomorrow, let's do it during the day or something. If you don't do it, I'm going to freak out 'cause, you made plans to cancel, Am October 24th, 25th, 26th, Helium Philadelphia. Also again this Friday, the tenth at now the 11th. At Indianapolis I mean place, is going to be going fucking. Nuts dude Damn November is the boy on fire. Seventh, oh shit November, eighth and ninth brokerage comedy club in Bellmore NY. I don't know what the fuck that, where that, where Bellmore is but brokerage comedy club, the eighth and ninth of November and then November 30th.

Laugh. It up, Poughkeepsie, that's a fun one place November 30th, laugh it up. Poughkeepsie, eighth and ninth brokerage, comedy club. That's November, come on it's just November! Well, yeah, there's, there's two shows I know I get one more weekend, so you did and November yeah. This is a the no do this so in mature broke into the mic and shit I was like you triggered highbrow. You triggered my burp bro sitting around talking about like pussy and burping, and talk about what you just said. You did you. Let me to an episode of you just shitting all women. I just had to sit here and be like oh yeah. True knock it off. Do you call dog brains did not Matt said women have dog, ran on level three bro, I'm level three

If I gave you gave you have you have throughout the length of this, blog has gone from white level wanted to wear like I would start with you. Would you be like? Well, I'm not racist, get you something, and then now it's fully just like please level three do is change change level is what you're doing is immature all right. Let's roll baby, God bless. If