hey what's goin on its bill burn is time for the monday morning podcast for monday january thirteen two thousand and eighteen what's goin on how y yeah years ago when i know i know i'm late i know i'm fuckin late like your girlfriend after prom night cheeses sorry for the bad joke there's gonna be a lot bad jokes on this is his own billy jet lag you know member body love in fuckin there now you professor you know it was a cooler version i am i'm not cool on any level so just becomes worse versions of me and today you're gonna be listening to all billy jet lag it's five forty one in the morning and i ve been up last two hours your honor yeah i'm on a back in outlay i'm going back back to billy billy

i'm all american billy again i'm so glad to be back in a country that likes donald trump you know it's about time and i know is a few hollywood people out here they're trying to i could see like there's a bunch of people out there they don't care for donald trump and it is simply not the case the guy has the highest approval rating of any president ever he has a higher approval rating dead then dictators where people are afraid to say they know like mrs altruistic years funny he will quote this part just as if as far as a fact to say that shit about himself i thought i could do might plug cas with my mouth guardian i can't do it hang on a second hang us

verona i'm back i know you guys think it might jesus christ bill you fifty years old you still have a mouse guard you still wearing a fuckin red tape would you only a sophomore semi formal next week i got an invisible line and i'm actually yea i list into what the dentist says which as you know all this people get invisible and they go through all the fuckin the pain in the ass should i haven't stuff and then when the second there done that given the mouse god they don't wear it and then their teeth gradually just become crooked again not me that's not me i paid for the ship robots like it you can fix any go on you fuckin sides wiper tree why would you do that you may not have a lot of things in life but if you could have nice straight teeth that gets you through a lot of stuff cops literally show up you know why

you beat a woman invader oleg big shiny teeth sweetheart what were you aware and that made up do that that's what happens that's how you get out of it anyways i very very happy to come back my my god my daughter gaming like for the greatest hugs i've ever gotten in my life when i got home also in so weird you no one at that little they hug but then if we really want to go running go do something else you know india she has even care than she kept coming back hug me before should go run back over to a toy source pre it was pretty awesome we finish the tourist straw are you know the last day or talk to you where the hell i was i don't know i want to say i was on my way to poland was at war sir berlin yeah prague and then vienna and down

all of them are just they were amazing we went there and actually talked to her zebras he has a patreon page as do i and i did a little quick half hour podcast with him with the only one of the only country we met on this trip was in warsaw at our hotel was placed a kind of look like a restaurant kind of like a cafe and we went in there and we will immediately told by the waiter that it was a chocolate factory he kept saying that might be looking we want if such an even they had always chocolate shit there but they all said sandwiches and stuff like that so verses as to amigos ok so well what would you say as europe but would you recommend the best thing on any goes what did he say he said chocolate to make it easy like it if i could somebody

chocolate i guess i want some sandwiches this is just a good savage is again good good speed like that right then he kept having a fuckin comment on everything that we were gonna do after we ate he goes you want something else you something else that i go right you know maybe i'll get our chocolate is something that we like you you have room it's like what if i think i've jacob to full after what the fuck i ain't why would she asked me you're fuckin skinny can't he was such a fucking can't he was such a kind so then i go up to all of you i get some hot chocolate it goes well which run we evolve we re chocolate factory technology not a factory you're not making the charter here you stupid scary can't you know i'm this upset about it was because i kept thinking like our being the ugly american maybe i should be even nicely this guy in the nice right was the more of a country was and then in the end you know what for

he was such a controversy got mad version of it i'll get mad at fucking net fuckin goddamn p caught for some reason popped up my head first striving pigeon gotta guys a temper he got mad at a peacock even worse was upset by the un and then when i saw him getting upset i realized how ridiculous was that i was getting upset i just said paul he works and chocolate factory we're gonna go tell jokes fuckin basketball arena in warsaw and we both laughed and go body take it easy i get either chocolate was the shit they get came up little trio of one of one of the hot chocolates was white say white chocolate you know which is which was you know should it by my nickname when i play basketball but i wasn't good so that kid from sacramento

then there was another moment just chocolate chocolate and then with coffee chocolate i fuckin head coffee so i gave that nepal the white chocolate was fuckin bananas i comes over i'm still trying to be friendly and i got portugal was delicious news like really and i like yellow this one here and i pointed to weigh one hours is spoken amazing ryan is amazing fucking to me as i said it was amazing because all you must have a sweet to us you know he was like so skinny you could have beaten him with his own body unanimity it was like as it was like a night stick with a fucking head does a chocolate they all adversely went up to after is because yet you know a burger whatever the fuck he has a language can a piece of chocolate because again

figures one one neither yet you did so fast the verses like i just what one you don't you are they all over there they fear from world war two they like the near the butcher of baghdad or some shit like that which is the middle east we would joke and he was the kind of warsaw but as county is he was frustrated as i was that i couldn't find a little polish flag you know that's what i do want to go on the road i find those you know those things back in the day people which so until like a jacket i'm not do in that framework i gotta have some sort of framework an open and close it work you know cause it's a work in progress where i'm gonna go and who want to keep adding to it and i couldn't get the polish flags i took a picture of the collage them and put it on its your grandmother people game shakers at the polish like the german flag irony germany's lagging only been the cologne before that's why

i didn't have that and i didn't have the polish flag because i simply could not find a place a souvenir in the time allotted i went down into the subway the other bowed and they literally harry polish flag of aid at magnets in ship but they didn't have the other one saunders going to order one off the internet today today to day to day today so anyway so we went out did the show and it was like this fuckin basketball arena in which it was it was like an unbelievable that always great but someone wanted it somewhere in latvia and then budapest it just went to another level and then the rest of the tour i you know i was in budapest on stage going like i think i would she with special here i went to war sir we're in this little basketball arena type thing

they had a stool at this don't you know the seat was all fucked up and i just started making fun of it gonna come out warsaw come on you can do better than that they had a great sense of your about themselves i just i don't know just one of the things i rift on the stool and just just went from there i want to berlin did a little shop and for the ladys in my life you don't try to find some sneakers and shit it was incredible you went there and they had like the soul of sort of like the second aspect of the fifth avenue of berlin in the middle of all that i should pose the picture they had this beautiful church though was built before the time of world war two knows all bombed out like one of the aspires was busted off the top of it there was a bullet holes and everything in it and they kept turn it into a store or something like that but was a reminder of world war two and right next to this ultimate building that they were making it was really really interesting and i would like to go back there again

soon and the next time i do germany and i go into war size i mentioned before they never wanted to go out with you or anything like that but now can i went down this rapid home i was looking up all that stuff in as much as you don't want to go there to see that level of fuckin evil it's kind of a good thing to be reminded that you know an entire nation if people can be talked into some shit like that another thing that blew my mind was when we were nuremberg i wanna make germany this is all that it is because the food was fucking great the people were great but there that fascination so they have a field as everyone field i believe it's called and it's not lead step from like literally the guy who invented the zeppelin i think landed there and that's where they had those giant nazi fuckin rallies way back in the day and their place still exist they ve taken it

and all the pillars but you re just walk in there in literally stand where hitler and all those fuckin lunatics stood and i don't know i don't know what the fuck it is old ones like the beaches are normandy just go there is just a beach but it's a really like like an emotional thing when you go there like jesus christ and then you see like what was stopped how great that is but now you see where the fact that we have ended up in it just really yeah yet all human beings were works were you know what kind of like the jail why in the in the january how have you said amid eighties jaguar you're out a great fuckin car you know it's beautiful and all of that fuck it breaks down all the time it always needs to be fixed

and when i was to use an over germany but that should i was quick to tell them that with my country has done everything that you guys don't we just fucking it's just wasn't felt what i'm saying which is work as i go when i go over germany should have somebody's how i sit there and think like all my god this is like you know hitler de gave a speech here and there was a concentration camp over there but when you know i'm down south i dont think when i met a waffle house that maybe this what used to be a plantation in someone get fucking beaten to death whenever they were running away from his slave man ever think of that shit this is where native americans were they would just what a hang out we fuck came in and murdered all of them always in this a fun podcast sweating after berlin we then went down to the czech republic and i performed in this data that was basically where they would have all of the eu the key venus rallies do you know

communism is yet another thing that gets a bad rap communism gets about does work don't burglar it's like none of them work none of them work because they work in future in theory hey man everybody has the same stuff man and everybody lives community that works everybody buys it but they don't cause it's always concept the top that one fuckin more and then there's also people who think well you know if there's no reward for fucking working harder than somebody else i'm just gonna coast kuntz right then capitalism ay whereas the fuckin bears folk in the bed the bear they gonna fuck indian its steps not our works now works whereas best whatever will now be absorbed by a corporation or crushed is how it works and dumb i don't you think it's fuckin workin not paying attention to our bottom line right now this country is bankrupt and has been backdrop since fuckin two thousand eight as far as i can

and everybody just ignoring it i mean jesus christ club in one the national championship they go to the white house and they got fuckin dominoes and when these everybody's blame donald trump like what kind of a fuckin asshole the blame and shut down its like guys guys we are bankrupt ok this is what poor people eat they eat fast food are right sorry that's a wake up call to where the fuck we're out right now but we are fucking bank i don't agree with a lot of shit that trumps doing but if deck i can see i'll get us out of these fucking wars so we can begin to try figure out how to pay it back i mean i don't know i don't know yet

don't get like whatever i mean i know what the fuck we're doing over there everybody knows what the fuck we're doing over there then everybody knows what we're saying that we're doing over there and its two completely fuck indifferent things anyways i do want to get on a whole fuckin thing because i don't pay attention to enough of it but it seems to me that we fuckin we say a trillion dollars to stop thirty five hundred fuckin jerk off is what we're doing now uncle jim that don't have a plane or a fuckin boat and we ve gone of doing that unlike half a dozen corporations made a zillion dollars off of it and continued to try keep us over there because they also own media so no one is hopefully people begin to talk about the shit cause the what does it sound patriotic because now patriotism is just support to transact report you know if you are giving support to get the fuck out of the country it's ok i support the troops but can i logical

talk financially what the fuck we done so that our kids are kids kids are kids kids kids kids always done alignment still be paying for this rocketing and you know what i am open to discussion here let's let's fuckin open this up we got the car we get the fuckin lines open can somebody please explain to me financially how we're gonna get out from underneath this i did so go when i was in germany that they they were going to switch to renew mobile energy which i think is the solution to middle stern terrorism because it seems all the oil money they make us oil is funded through the mosque and then financed to these groups that we don't like that want to kill us so if we stop buying their oil they don't have any money and then they don't even have a jungle jim is that is actually i'm sure that's too simple but i do this a lot i say ignorant shit and then people straight me out so i ask

what did you think i'm way off base and right now you scream and eight you fuckin when she'll come the fuck down just explain to me how asked base i am and i will listen i can be swayed i dont have confidence my opinion i deliver it with confidence but in the back of my book my hand there is always that voice we wait till you know we read books are right so we went to work we went to prague and we we performed this place where i imagined bridge never gorbachev spoke out and i got such a key gotta be in there is far like all this shit talking there must have been done about the united states of america and i was sort of imitating them comrades we're all set over there they have set and they fuck this existing knowledge shit and then i was there telling my dick jokes but that crowd spoken unbelievable and they just

old with everything and i gotta be honest with you i haven't felt that much i haven't done much for non fuckin stage in forever because of what on withstand comedy i she was able to get away i kept during all of my jokes going in a fight that in amerika my career would be over and they all laughed we all left you know so once again as i stated in my last podcast comedians ok we're out we need to stick for each other we don't need to be taking each other down about material these literally comedians going online tweeting about people's material and saying maybe they shouldn't they their everybody's comedian are turning into al gore's wife you know where she is attack heavy metal like i don't know what the fuck is going on but for the love of god shut up eugene could you chop and your own fuckin head off eventually that shit

of the water is going to rise up around your rankles you can eventually you gonna drowning the bullshit that you create new so anyway we were already had a great show we found it garber smoked a wonderful partake party guess how the fuck you said tomato tomorrow back to the hotel room you can you imagine if the fact in kansas city called game was on and they had this what channel seven there over there and we got it and we fuckin lost our minds in it like you know midnight over there we will watch and the second third and fourth quarter now we get would watch second after we kind of missed all the scoring and i would say this i will say this for the patriots game and the chiefs game both

those differences that you saw the patriots defence in the chiefs defence everyday while what's goin on these guys really figure something out what you were saying there was two teams that were just totally out coaching the other team they had a game plan that worked in the other team could not adjust to write the chief defence is not as good as it looked the patriots difference is not as good as it looked against the court's that's what i took away from both of those fucking game so i'm an old school guy i know that the game is played a different way now will you go for two point converges with an entire fuckin quarter left i know it's all about offence but i still believe that defence when superboss despite last year's superbowl

now if you really look out at all or only that they only needed to make one defensive play one big defensive play was made in that change the game so i am definitely sceptical as to whether the patriots or the chiefs can win the superbowl with their defences having said that i have very excited for this match up the re match the patriots have to go into arrowhead after already beating the kansas city chiefs by the skin of our teeth letting up forty forty one point was it forty four forty or something like that even though we beat them last time it was by no means impressive defensively you know which is why you know we beat the chargers somebody wrote the capital areas tweet where they said you know its poor

charges you know it so difficult to find a quarter back that can be tom brady and then they had a picture of eli manning when he first got drafted by the charge is holding up the jerseys of course all these other fans rather than getting the job that the joke was making fun of the charges vision to get ready eli manning forget about drew breeze some world and then showed a picture of neck falls and it's like they weren't talking about the eagles and that that is something that does me though as a patriot stand that people are trying to say nick falls beat tom brady he didn't a beat the fuckin patriots defence right because if you look them at the patriots you know brady verse falls brady owing through i mean falls only through phylactery on some yards breakthrough for over five hundred fuckin yards in last february he also having said that maybe the pay

it's in the cheese maybe one of them could win the superbowl my pick has been the fuckin new orleans states i was really nervous about when they were down fourteen did nothing and i love nick falls i fuckin love that guy deck guy place you know he's one of those shaggy like the bigger the game is the better that guy plays and the ball shit way that that that organization keeps putting them on the fucking bench because so much money invested i guess carson whence not saying that that guy's back as he did great but you know a lot of people would demand a trader sunlight daddy just fuckin sets there's a guy when do you need me when you do i'm gonna go in and crush it so it was kind of funny that watching eagle sands all padding themselves in the back about how great the year because words sending death threats to that

i'd receiver had the borgo through is his hands which is a great thing and it was impressive that they didn't do that but they got a little they got a little ahead of themselves about how great the year that kind of figures they have a jail in their stadium forget that an entire row of eagle fans thinks nothing of beating up a father whose there with his child because he has a different jersey on bidding on him or puking animals throwing shit disunity it down a little bit illegal for answer such assholes they actually think they're good people for the simple fact that they didn't send a death you know you guys sound like you sound like feminist right now the oil and you didn't do is call yourselves brave he dropped the ball and we didn't send death threat we're so brave we're such we're warriors anyway

sorry eagle nation tough fuckin laws i was love and what even though you were gonna fuck up my pick i was lover what you guys we're doing when it was fourteen did nothing and they argue defended superbowl champions and i felt you i get near respect the same way i can see the patriots deserve respect this year we ve taken some brutal losses but it was in the my head i was kind of hoping that the patriots and eagles we'd both make it to the superbowl again just to shut all these fuckin people up but we shall see i haven't said that we have to go into arrowhead stadium the loudest fans in the league they don't need a stadium that is architect are we designed to make them sound louder than they really are they are in loud is shit they are so fuck and second the patriots they

he's beaters it so early in the season will give us a good game and every year is like this is the year it's gonna be over that torture that guy that guy son in housing that sports bar in new york city in that guy was just screaming this is it's over this what it is now and he was losing his shit about wanting to beat the patron the chief fan and he just kept yelling radically and then it just became non stop yelling until he was tapped on the shoulder ass to go he got it peacefully put his coat on and contain the scream at the tv right out in the public i was just sitting there being like while man that's how much people hate the patriots and all so i've been there as you know that when all cool patriots fan certainly a red sox van and abroad

when stammer we couldn't beat the canadians and all that shit what kind of new attack i was gone for so it's gonna be a weird gate where i want to see the patriots when obviously but if the cheese scolded superbowl that'll be really really fuckin cool i mean they have not been there since fuckin superbowl for everybody sixty seven sixty eight sixty nine eighteen seventy six porthos power trap right tax tramp waited fought back then when they play play vikings superbowl for what are we up to now superbowl fifty something i'd even lost track and i'm a fucking nerd about the shit soap with that all the rams the rams beat the cowboys that game still i missed another game i figure with the other night i think i saw baltic sea games aside i saw parts of three or four them but now i'm back

meanwhile we also areas is i have a birthday party after to go to for a very special person my own daughter coming up this week so i'm going to be missing some of the playoffs does old daddy makes the makeup birthday cake from scratch every year that's what i'm going to do what i got to do that you know shit like the anyways all right so i took a bunch of sun is what i was over there in europe why didn't you talk about the cities by the way we think about vienna then i go to vienna in vienna had like this incredible fucking theatre in this la border to the club or as they were just the nice people ever and then they were feeding us like an attack grandmother like even what then is the waivers he always described just wouldn't i'd say no just kept bringing out you know that schnitzel in and then always desserts you know i love you starts over there is like a trade cheese or like

something sugary and it was just it was unbelievable i think i can soon like three thousand calories but its european calorie so it's not like that over here so i woke up the next day be like how am i not fatter oh that's right i got out from under my own food supply so i want to thank them to prague i get to prague in budapest a lot of american sleep on those says absolutely gorgeous like i would say the impasse is like the parish of the mid west of europe where's my little you know i didn't get to see too much of it but just you know dr and the airport looking at it was like both of those cities

were i were breathtaking and dumb supercomputer kept shut down it anyways i watched the rest a pappy unto the original one when i came back i flew back when i was fuckin incredible and then i watched us to our documentary which i forget what it was called about the cross fit championships in it mainly focused on the women and stuff like that you know what i said earlier where i could be wrong about our era foreign policy i think i was wrong about crusted watching what those people were able to do first we but as an old man watching it i'm just going like i don't know how long these people's bodies in alas doing that follow those fuckin sky watson all of that shit would you shall as always thinking knees and shoulders knees and shoulders you need those for the rusty like however i think

stem cell research is gonna get to the point where everyone's you know religious shit is gonna go by the wayside tat just have the falcon knees shoulders of an eighteen year old when you're sixty i'll tell you right now there's gonna be some fucking jack older people in there future i gotta body money and a torn rotated cup and he got that shit in june didn't there and he doesn't have scar tissue it's fuckin crazy so like a crazy person right now i'm tired of foreign policy and fuckin stem cell research right this is this is all jet lag billy it's all over the falcon map aren't let me do a couple a region that under the table was like to take a son in germany right ok boy a box butcher box delivers healthy one percent grass fed grass vanished base

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only three where some people thought that he was he was strangle you know is always people whatever but anyways one of great quotes of all time when rudolf has got in a plane in flu to scotland in the middle of the war to try and make peace hitler's closed quote about rudolf has was that guys and said ok let's just one of the greatest working quotes ever adolf it called somebody and say that goes back to i first started in this business there was right around the time when my favorite dramas of all time stephen adler ghek data guns and roses and their thing was yeah he's doing too many drugs at every comical job how many tat much drugs you do that

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it also does do comes walk in and he has a towel on oh my god thank god thank god it's berlin ok it's brilliant okay this is like their new york city so everybody's going to act accordingly and then he just immediately takes his tail off what the fuck said he lays and then lays down clear what he did was he what is outside leg the leg closer me he put it up besotted covering his junk slashed look like he was getting ready to recreate the bert reynolds lay girl centerfold right so anyways i know this is gonna be the fuckin photoshop sidney i want the fucker whenever one legged do forgive right and then all of a sudden another guy comes in this guy comes in ie does he have his talent issues holding is towel in front of his junk then he goes like it was shaped like a war shoe you know like these fuck in denver brought stadium back in the day

so i'm on one side of the war shoe emma like the visitors side then the first naked dude is on the fuckin home side and then this naked guy comes in and he lays down the same way same play girl fuckin thing with the young side leg up certain in the amazon seats my jesus fucking christ on our left unresolved figures tell version this point is just naked guys and just naked guys it's funny i still bit my act naked man is either funny or scary right throughout a football game they could guide jumps out of the crowd and runs across the field you laugh in your ass off if you in all late at night the naked guide jumps out of the fuckin bushes it's one of the scariest things ever so this was just funny i met a jim is all kinds of people around or whatever even though its just three of us in there but you know i can just get up walk out the fucking dog the danger is too naked guys it's fucking dollars so i'm looking down at the floor

i'm thinking about i can't wait to tell virtue this fuckin story they both lane here like fuckin twin bert reynolds and upset me with my slippers on end my town you know i don't know so anyway and then also the door opened again and now a woman comes walk in it and i'm looking i can look at the guys they can cover themselves up and they don't and and she comes in edges takes her flock towel off just like what and then she sits down in the asean states so above her the upper deck is naked guy turn left as the other naked guy she's naked and now she lives all remain i gotta tell ya slippers to now i'm lookin like the weirdo belgium the fuckin pervert like women is fuckin guy we're all get naked why you sitting over there right so now i'm like what i gotta get the fuck out of here just as i said the dude in the homesick he stands up

he's going to walk out and i'm like perfect now he's gonna use the showers can await these don't show that i'm gonna fuck and walk up that's exactly what i walk out but when i walk out what i forgot to mention was had like you know those i spats that like nfl players go to get into bed do you like that there was an ice it was just like it was a tank he climbed up like six steps climbed down into this thing it was freezing fuckin called right to the sauna ravages closes up all your paws it gets read all the fuckin toxins in all and end all this shit washes off the ground everybody else is using it so it's probably fuckin gross and some level i have no idea because it so cold kills a shit i don't know what so i will they use it but there was no way i was gonna use it because i had to get up to the top of it and take my town why should we stand up there with my fuckin man who twisted in the breeze before i went down into the fuckin arctic water when i came out there was nobody there so

eyes like i got it i got it right so i fuckin scampered up the ladder quickly took my towel off and then went down into it i was like fuck it was freezing cold when all we two like my neck it won't to stay there for a minute but probably only stayed there for like fifteen seconds it was enough for me but plus also i know other people going to come in adding wanna come crawl out of their completely naked like fucking face it alexander now my fucking junk all pulled up into me right now the other duties in the shower i can hear it now i gotta get out of his pocket thing i get my talent and everything and i feel fuckin amazing to go from that he too there called now want to go into the shower was fuckin amazing so i get out of the shower now all i want to do is tell virtually the fuckin story be like dude even a chick came in this is fucking nuts region and my robe and i can't find my key to my locker and like where the fuck is drop it

we therefore and i look at all round and i was the last time remember having it i was holding it in my hand i was in the sauna because i didn't want to leave it in the pocket of my robe somebody said i didn't see like the ban that you could put it around your rest i just didn't you know i'm an idiot and soldiers holding onto an suddenly realised that it was still in the fucking sought to now i have to go back into the sun so i go back in there with my head down my fuckin slippers on in my town alone and i go back in there and naked woman is now lay down sideways facing the door ok laying down where i was sitting at i'm like i can't go over there with my talent dealer yea just look avoid cheese this leader filling a fuckin weirdo

so now i sat down she sit non fuckin visitors now on the home side or whatever i might have fucked up distinction i mean i'm sit on the opposite side than i was sit not just sit there going on it was she was she's been in here for like timid she's gonna fuck and leave soon and when she does i'm gonna look for my keys and she just won't she won't leave and then finally i just have to because i'm dying because this is my second trip and find what i say i'm sorry i think i left my key over you and she's ok didn't see urgencies sitting up like fuckin naked bright so now back over i just fuckin sit there now i fucked up the story sitting down there going what the fuck do i do now is updated he and then the sudden this couple comes walkin in and then they both get naked now there's two naked women a naked dude

then me all covered operate this point now i feel like a fuckin weirdo charm like all fucking germany so now i take my towel off and i'm just sitting there cracking up fuckin laughing like you you need just looked out any you know what it's like i'm gonna left my ass off but nobody's gonna know see don't make a sound eighty don't change your face you just have you mouth open kind of like i was literally doing that while i was fuckin hot i could feel my heart beat in my ears so simple it just got so hot i did she wasn't leaving in it she was like a problem so i finally got up i just thought i had my tat cover myself oh i'm sorry i think i left my curious because i did not see the barber and all right then i went back and i sat down that's what i did that's where i sat down and then she got up and i was like still i gotta go it's gotta be underneath there was something so waiting for her to leave i tufted out and then walk over there

feel and around on the fuckin seats and shit and it's just not there they have the slats around like it probably fell down in between it now many have to walk out it's my towel and robots and go back to the front desk pay the fee in holy shit so now i walk out of the sauna fuck it pass it up into my left and my peripheral i see that woman again naked at the top of the fuckin ladder to go into the ice breath unlike jesus fucking christ i gotta get out of here right walking away you know your name is traceable tragical fags i hear her yelling over to somebody like i know not talking to me and then she just then she switches to english and she goes did you find your key and i kind of turn but did look i go now now i didn't and then she goes this then i realized i that's where i left when i was scampered up the ladder to go there i left it at the top the iceberg

oh yeah is and then she stays at the top of the ladder and just you know cunning heads and i walk over and literally her vagina is above me and i can't reach up looking but not looking skill doug you shame i was so fucked up i didn't even take a shower i just walked out went to the locker room and i went in there and i was like pouring sweat and everyone was looking at me like divide in these shower always all read like the tomato many ways that i just i put my shit back on and there go that's my german saunter story but i have i got it i do i have to tell you the story if you completely make it in its honour its even better it is even better it fucking weird but only to do it in a place of everybody's naked than it is weird is aware

you're worried that you're gonna get his steffy position a good woman in there is also no other naked men in their so neutralizes it not to mention it's hot is shit like another anybody as ever flocked in one of those hot naked you know that make it the hot yoga class where they call it a bit i'm yoga like you can barely survived the fuckin somebody is the lasting on your mind when you sitting in like a hundred eighty degree heat anyways bears my that was my son a story it was hilarious i was worried that my junk was gonna look too small when i gotta the iceberg and i was worried that i was gonna fuckin salute the germans when i was in the sun if i took out in open naked woman walked in but it didn't i just felt like a fuckin creep so anyway and that's why you travel the world everybody gets stories like that all right but anyways i write follow up should girl have paid

for dinner now this became something on red it where reading this thing where this guy it the way i read it the way i understood it granted jet lag flying around europe i thought he was saying that he took his girlfriend out fruit for a birthday dinner with his parents and when the bill came she had to pay for her meal so she was upset about that and then now invited to another family gathering and she made some flippant comment asking if she'd have to pay for the gas to get there and ice with her go and do you can't make somebody pay for their birthday meal so anyways somebody already said billy got a little confused with that email about the birthday dinner the boy for family weren't expecting a girlfriend to pay for our own birthday dinner they are expecting heard pay for our own meal at his birthday dinner

kay the email said this i think he was just a little bit too jet lag i will my mistake it's a little spoiled for her to get their dinner in instantly expect to go at dinner densely expect her meal be paid for i wouldn't really say i come from a family of means but we're not broke and one i've gone out for dinner for my birthday my folks have always been happy to pay however my part never just assume this its rude to i agree with that but having said that i would also pay i would make my girlfriend pay for the meal even if you seek if you're secretly hoping someone else pastry meal when it's not a special cohesion celebrating something for you just don't you there and ensue ex message asking if she expected to pay for own ass is astounding in its level of rude this too i dont think that that's rude because i think

it sets are reacting to being upset that she was made to pay for a meal yeah and then i actually see the boyfriends point if that's exact if that's how it was worded i mean i i understand why she assumed that they were taken care of because it was his birthday it was a special occasion and she's also a guest she's company you know i mean i understand that that makes sense to me so i actually i still side with the with the woman on this one i can't get it like if my parents didn't pick up for my wife meal i would have paid for always anyways it's not it's not remotely spoiled for the girl to assume that the meal was paid for i am on her side one hundred percent i can remember single time growing up we're

was invited out to dinner with friends family now is expected to pay for my own meal yeah one of these things if you go out as a couple like two couples are going out then you split it well now that i am and dealt with kids of my own i would be incredibly embarrassed ass my son's girlfriend to pay four own meal at his birthday i am i agree with that i represent the text message was passiveaggressive by think the meal thing and the boy friends action to it was so agreed just that i don't have a problem with it i don't either i don't you i cite but the two anyways another one so i shall say anyway i say in any ways i used the way why can i see anyways i cannot anyone doesn't have the same answer as you ha ha jesus christ where did these animals grow up i would dive and bears if i was at a restaurant might with my family my girlfriend and my girlfriend mit ask her for money yeah i agree with you you know

i think that maybe we're braver maybe we're the warriors social justice warriors hey nodes by doing this park yes this early is my daughter's be up for like another hour or so i get the hang all morning with bought or early cool sneakers when i was over there she's like good until she's like three or four years all because i got the size wrong this i was told to get i thought would she was that size now and turns out that that was do you know the next size up so got to sizes and three sizes up but there are cool sneakers sport the artful sneak attack got when i was ultra germany jet lag hey billy numb nuts try the larry in tee to help reset your sleep psycho while travelling it also helps take the edge off at the end of the day when the ski blanqui is not an option

o k why is not an option for me i will definitely do that cause i'm fifty two days in a knot drinking and dump had i not done that's thrash out would actually look good people are taking pictures of music i look fuckin a horrible wages lack of sleep that's all we did for ten days straight fly and go to the hotel do a shower to go back to the hotel sleep try to go to sleep and then to get up at seven to take a train or something like that in the younger i wouldn't look fresh is a daisy if i wasn't drinking but i was only those pictures and second that is what we do in fact meth area i will try that i actually gets the mellow told him when i was over there that everybody says it's all natural but i get tee it makes you feel little buzzed i don't know i don't know about that ship but definitely help me go to sleep fashion

i was speaking here hello mr ben bend a rover you better over bill damage i am nineteen years old five seven on a good day in three hundred twenty pounds are right dude you gotta do something about that god you gotta young heart but you you will not be five seven you know in your sixties at three hundred twenty pounds and i'm not a doktor and i know this is a fact anyways i just wanted to ask you as a heavy fellow try very hard to be kind and courteous to those around him how can i be better i purposely avoid planes in public transportation because i understand how uncomfortable must be fathers data be around me it is very difficult because i have an irrational fear of driving and there are no maxie or offer services my area

i legitimately tried to keep to myself for example in a grocery store have to pass someone who is shopping i apologize simply because i block half the isle so the time folks are very kind ensure mr byrne how can i be better their folks who are less garthie thank you for your time what i got out of that sir is i think that you need to come out of your shell and prime maybe go get some therapy and maybe party a reason for eating at all of that type of stuff a zero the seams a little bit itself loathing going on here and god knows i was the king of that interested manifest itself into overeating manifested itself the other shit that i've i've i'm still trying to work out but maybe if you start going therapy you start reading up on nutrition and i tell you that you five seven three hundred twenty pounds like i mean i would think

you be able to do a lot of weight if you just started eating right because obviously dont need all of that on you and then i think edge you learn about yourself and therapy and then she start to drop weight you gonna come out eu shelf because you're not going to have to have those feelings that european you know you just like a sensitive one the fact that you actually care we as you have earned empathetic person and a lot of time people were really empathetic can get in their heads and can get really like i just think you know i feel tat made me sad read that so i don't want you walking around being sad you're in the prime of life like and what great is the fact that you five seven a hundred and twenty pounds you have a great before picture right so you got that checked off your black list you can you can turn this whole fuckin thing around

and you saw young that you ve got your whole life ahead of you can just turn it we'll find out for i would literally go to therapy just put it all out on the fuckin table you know what you feel your price for me is what you're afraid of what makes you cry and all that shit and then i would i would just literally marching towards getting in shape it'll help you fuckin confidence and then what rate is is when you become a good looking guy that's out their fuckin slain it and the ladys a loving you you know you ve got the experience of being five seven three twenty so you won't be a fuckin asshole i'm here time ozone a plain a long long long fuckin time really fifteen years ago and i was so next to this woman who was a fucking knock out an absolute knock out i sat down next door and you just like hey are you don't like good either

women looked at good don't aren't like that you know it is not just cause you know this stuck up it's because when there that good looking if they even remotely make eye contact with another man they're not gonna have to deal with them hit not you know so she was totally open was so fuckin com would just shoot and shit talk to me like she was like a widgets salesmen ascend like a fuckin ten and then the end i finally sago i'm gonna be ass you have those i've never been around a woman is good looking issue that was like this outgoing had your personality personnel is amazing and she because she goes to be fair so i'm sure you already already got the personality so what know what you are you like a great barn fine it now unlike the automotive industry

my call you fuckin cow i'm say like you know where they go into barns they'll find this great old car that they then restore and everybody fuckin loves it so they go restore yourself sir that's what i would do it and i believe in you i think you can do it he's just put your mind to it but i did you just gotta figure out why you're wrong you know why you are the way you work as i know just being courteous and empathetic is analogy who you are you got shit to say you got hope she got dream you want to find love so let's go let's get after it get your ass out there all right friend won't lose weight it's all about waited this week you dear billy not so fast thank you i'll take that that's exactly what i am not so fed but i definitely too much venus did so yeah my girlfriend i've been dating for three years going on for and i'm starting to have different feelings words her because eating habits and the way she takes care of herself

it's a matter several years ago she kind of had await thing was noticeable you don't i just fucking flake reading this let us start over again i was just thinking how amazing it is that your rogan has mike tyson honest podcast i'm a being on his part yes burly on where it was just in his house and how far he's come with that part yes this fuckin amazing i'm sorry i don't allows anyway dear billy not so fat my girlfriend and i have been dating for three years going on for and i'm starting to have different feelings towards because every eating habits in the way she takes care of herself yet that is fair to do to somebody you know i think it's understood when the guy puts on way then if a woman comes on tv and was to talk about the type of stuff they would say later for expressing yourself but if a guy does it you're fuckin asshole

anyway since i met her several yet she job man you gotta keep yourself looking good you gotta keep the spark on fifty four that is your responsibility since i met her several years ago she had cut she could she had i have had awaiting that was noticeable but didn't think anything of it because i thought she would get on some sort of kick of wanting to lose some weight in the years to come i bet you sat in mind can use only little overweight and i like to reserve person you're the guy on the treadmill way we got some potential here you what chinese that's how women look at men differently this job you know maybe you'll get to this job will start making that kind of money and get him new clothes i can work with this i can fix him up and theirs in rome with that you know nothing wrong your eyes when i was younger used to bother me but it doesn't bother me that a woman

some guy what he does for living it's like what is she supposed to do breed with a loser why don't you like before who i am because i want to live in a shack all right well spend three and a half years and there's no stopping her from losing weight she's too the five and thirty i dont know what to do she loves the swedes and is not a fan of running because it hurts her she's a boy get her on an elliptical help bill help bill i lover but i don't want to spend my early thirties miserable in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to take care of yourself thanks go fuck yourself i have tell you something right now do you are in the most difficult for being position you can possibly be in as a man one of the hardest spoken conversations you can have with a girlfriend other than a breaking up with you

i didn't even harder cause if you break up with a begging to cry they knew not going to see him again eventually they gonna move aren't you going to try to stain relationship you and try to tell a woman tat she needs to lose weight i gotta be honest with you you know what i'm gonna bring the lovely near on my next podcast and we we are going to revisit this question because i dont know how to do this because you know i've been i've been lucky enough that i've always been with women that like they wanna go up in and get after it whenever you know hit the gym or whatever i don't i wouldn't know how to do this because this is something this is so fucking fragile

this is literally if you start talking about a woman's weight is in the same world is if she started talking about your dick size or europe billy did satisfier and the bad because you're really talking now like a woman won't some of the biggest power predict this power woman has is her beauty you know i know they're all out there right now trying to act like they're going to start their own fucking airline and all that shit i'm not saying don't go do that but like you know that is if you if your basically saying that you're not attracted to them it's you know if my wife came a maid said hey man you get a little bit fat i would fuckin laugh and it would so fuckin motivate me and to the when i wish you would say it to me because i want to take a special soon but i gotta go self motivation here of thinking of all the tweets i'm gonna get it from a fat fuck em my special but

yeah this is a really difficult thing we have the conversations on the comes on and even after what nea says i would also try to advice from women in your life and you have to started with i love my girlfriend i loved to death we just have a price oh man i dont know how to bring it up ok if you do that when you're talking to will be more open minded i think to listen to you however if you start with my girlfriends fat and not attracted to or what the fuck did they might get defences and start defending her and say that your shallow they that certainly gonna happen on the internet so whatever good luck with that and i'm trying to help you out on thursday thinking about breaking up with my girl friend ok here we go dear boy not so fast location i got a couple of those right wait

obviously the same fucking person europe my girlfriend i've been dating for three way did i just one is due this guy's brilliant girlfriend won't lose weight and now thinking about breaking up my girlfriends from the exact same guy there billy nuts that my girlfriend ivan dated three years are going out for this idea of different feelings towards its exact same fucking us fucking declares weight second is it it has to be in a little bit different also read it since i met several years ago she's gonna head away thing they there notice all but i didn't think anything of it because i thought she would get on some sort of kick avoid loose away the commonwealth spent three and a half years there's no if we lose weight she's twenty five and thirty the exact same fucking guy aright ok do more than what i did that's fucking brilliant fuck in britain

i would say this you have to make decision right now do you love your girlfriend in a way that you want to stay with their eventually marry her and help pursue through this problem or did you sort of sort of thought you found i'm gonna marry you love but just found love love now that she's overweight and you're not as attract the tour is that feeling starting to you know the economy because really is that's when you find out if you really love somebody else but he can be around during the good times right

you're a man you're making a bunch of money you can take it a fuckin dino france or whatever you know she's a chicken she spoken you know no one across many christian in fuckin looking hard you ignore you know but when when it hit the fan mail keg and you to be there for somebody emotionally or what are you have to accept some of their flaws that when you find out if you love love somebody in army some are saying you'll think about leaving everybody thinks about leaving all fuckin time energy and army this packaging packaging can i have everything enough that you get it you know i know i love my wife to death is even in my fantasies when a man is i can possibly be it her even in my fantasies like i can't break up with their i get to the point where she's walking out of the house and then i give said now run out and hugger so there you go

so there is a good question for you in your fantasy can you break up with somebody in you feel all right about now that and a good litmus test because that i'm doing the arrogant thing that europe's your wired exactly the way that i am anyways anyway i am i am back from you i have to tell you that was one of the greatest experiences i've ever had as somebody in this business the business i'll show you re trying to figure out those crowds trying to remember how the vibe i had the last time i was over there and it took me a few shows hit or mrs to figure out to fine tune the thing like a fuckin race car and i watched z do it too and i'm going to call this right now with poverty that fuckin guy after that set i saw him do it gotham i've been watching him going over to europe nervous saying to me bill i know probably gonna take a couple of fuckin hits over here where are you

did you gonna be finding areas find no one that he was a kind of watching him figure it out to the point that by the time went to vienna the people looking at here we go we need to have you back we need to have you come back here just really proud because i always knew that he was going to be able to do shit like that in a special crushing it he's got a big tore coming up and i'm gonna lose it is an open which is i want which is what i want for anybody whoever opens for me you don't owe me i never want to have a life for opener you know that's like heaven the kid removed out your house thanks get out they'll find love our right that is it god bless all you go fuck yourselves and i'll check it out here on thursday oh by the way i think of doing podcast with that that guy there i was telling you about the comes across like an old school

it old school sports announcer like a dick shap kind of guy way back you know it's gonna be like the best the base the brush patriots coverage and business he actually damned me so i started follow room very william bended said b d as someone where the fuck are we gonna be told sometime around january fifty i was gonna do what's reiterates the forty there i gotta reach out to this guy we're gonna do a podcast talking patriots and i'll get up send out a lincoln all its hyper stuff hopefully because this guy seems like you really knows a patriot i dont on the other hand i am i watch as much as i can watch with the travel and the kid aright anyways go fuck yourself i'll check it out here on thursday