Hey what's goin on his bill bar: it is time for the Monday morning, podcast from Monday January, eighteen, two thousand and sixteen hours ago were now. Why I am recording this Sunday afternoon in Vancouver Canada due to shows here tonight it's half time she? Third shortages of the Broncho Steelers, I, Mr Seattle, and Caroline. I know there must have been a great fucking game. It kills me you know you never know when your book, the fuckin gig still game like that it's gonna be on, but I imagine that that was is good as the score looked and, of course, some appear in Canada around they don't have they just to Burma and all those guys at half time and all I did was interviewed CAM Newton. They asked on one point How are you getting at? You just taught give an answer about anything. They won't do that. You did the second half.

Level of blood. He just goes well you're off answer our defence, of course, the special tubes. You know everybody's got a job to do when they get out there. They try to get done in our. Fortunately, we were able to get out there and executes things will be working with all this week. It now you know. Next week we had other person there wouldn't be playing. I should certainly not a person we're a team are gonna play an outrageous up there. Are you always contractual going because you know we're tournaments Europe, each of you and by then? Yes, I did what the fact that even ask if I wonder if Iraq is athletes. Anything if I could say they gonna take it out of context, so they just to get trained to just answer. Not savings, a politician. I want, if you can fuckin turn that off. If you stay in the league long enough, if you drive you wasted, that's enough huh lieutenant whereby shows where you going.

Universe, stuff it sometimes your stuff gets misplaced. Tat I can do is try to fire and all cylinders and try to find the things that you can have an article five and be confined him. If you can't die, then you get a move on to the next but you know is always most looking towards next week in the nothing it's gonna be lost in ass glassware. We're just gonna do everything we can't find it are the offence defence and the special teams. Anyways some appear, Vancouver, God dammit, it's fuckin beautiful, appear fuck it gorgeous man, especially when you live and knocked you know where the hell I live, which was not done, and have really anybody living there are. Then I guess maybe some indigenous peoples sending smoke signals. It'll, probably sending smoke signals that Europe. Can you find any folk as we can't I'm sick of eating snake and you want to get the fuck out of here? How the fuck you do that the smoke signals. It must have been pretty goddamn simple right, the smoke signals if they even did it was that

Another Hollywood think that they throw what I mean I'd even for can do that. I guess she did it. You obviously gonna put the fire outright by. What do I had a fuck? Would you do that big pop, a fuckin, nor can it would the bird but a pain in the ass. Jesus Christ. We get lost, it, never get lost at the mall before a fuckin cell phone. That was unbelievable, forget about back! Then. If you get lost, do you a fact. Anybody see what the fuck was, that guy's name, o fuck Red Face, witty gulp done. I mean: how long do you look. You can't really yell you're gonna track wild animals walkin around the woods Eddie adding the fuck. Are you this very well?

and he was, but you come up here after leaving the dessert whenever she say that desert, I always think of further off their great Gregg. Geraldo rest. The soldiers were uses did that'll thing about how eloquent words. The words the notes were that soldiers wrote during the civil war in our versus some of the letters from people coming back from Re Iraq am, I came about. Fucking went very hard to be out here with the ball. Stick a Jew leg out hearing in the in the desert. It I remember, there's been desert dessert to Us- is for dessert more calories, right there you go. That's how I do it. Don't even asked me to spell restaurant cause. I want even fucker. Remember so many ways of appeared Vancouver, so we go to fuckin land and just oh my god, although lush greenery all the lakes, although war, everything we do

have down and allay beautiful houses? I guess Spencer be shut up here, and they were saying how warm lot asian people- you know, not indigenous foreigners. You know they got to get rid of this. Fucking money got to wash them money or I don't what the fuck is the government going to take it also. They use this place up like a swiss bank and thereby like super expensive places for cash which drives the housing market up. It's fucking nuts man. It. Let me go to another country to see the shit that they're fucking deal with. I just you know, I always think. Like you come up Canada can have no fucking problems. You know you watch one Michael more documentary that just gives you a complete like misinterpretation of what the fuck is going on up here, so they I guess they had to make some sort of law that you couldn't do something like that. I can't I came up I can person total one always while awaiting the Fuckin Supreme Court. There was a group of people from.

That was so rich that they actually sued in entire country for not letting them come into the country, or By a bunch of shit over here that drove the housing market stuff up or something like that are by their citizenship. I can't you fucker, remember, but that's the charm and this podcast, it. Now I get a little information, I barely remember half when I just fuck and run with it. That's all. So many ways. So when all the way to the Supreme Court than they were just five like yeah you can you have to be from this country for us to give a fuck about you. You know too, like a lawsuit so see later and that's it ended as the lawyer for them knew the whole way going all the way up that it wasn't gonna happen they working to win any just took their money, probably had to sit there and work on his I've disappointed we lost to face ass. He took all the fuckin money

But anyway, so let's talk about NFL football. What's by border data couldn't get a refund, now patriots. They want God dammit thank Christ. They won They Christ they want in Seattle, lasting Christ. You know we're gonna keep advance I just want to Seattle. Get the revenge became a driver. If I've already said this, I just didn't want to see Seattle get the revenge on Baghdad patriotic, become unhealthy and kick your ass good them, but you know, congratulations to the Carolina Panthers. They gotta be the favorites at this point from the sixteen fuckin one right got that young First that scares shit. They just be Seattle right who else, but I don't know shit about football. I've just been so fuck a busy son. I'm still gonna talk about it. You gotta keep trash me, though I shall give a fuck.

By the way. This is why I never record on a day that I flew, because my brain is even more all over the place than it usually is, especially when I got a fucking tv going on in the background. But you know I gotta get busy fuckin data. My fly back to Mario Busy FUCK a day. So I apologise. If this is all over the place, even more than usual eyes are forced out. Boy that thirty twenty five of somebody else up your gives a shit about NFL football No, they see it fell ends, unlike is at the end of November. They have the great cup which is their Superbowl or is it Some people even give a shit. You ever see the fuckin stadiums for that football teams up here. It's like the stand you can see your car. You know one of those. Deals with its like a fucking. You watch him kick feel Golan.

Looking to traffic driving by on the street like those old School Football Stadium, from the Sixtys and Seventys, you know where they they would have liked the horseshoe shape stadium, which was, I think, what happened with what this with football state. Was when I wasn't that many people in the law or, and also the leagues, was small. They just had people sitting on not both sides right yet Homesite, the vizir side. That was it side. It is more more people population. The bigger the leagues got bigger than they built ends on seeds connected both sides. I think they just did it on one side. First, any had the horse. You write like the fucking, Broncos played the buck a buck. I still call their horse, they so called a horse. You have no, they fuckin closed in. It eventually those people people did so much pocket that they had the clothes. Oh so much ESPN that got everybody fuckin interested in it.

That isn't even interested in it, then all of a sudden beyond ceasing in it fuck and half time. You know, there's a bunch of people. The crowded, are excited by Europe can old, ass, Roger Steward, who the fuck they dragged out. They always do they go with somebody younger. They just fuckin drag somebody out who's on their last fuckin legs like their last big payday they just fuckin we'll about this. There. They can do this year, night ranger Do they gonna be like night Ranger Drake? That's what I'm guessing I'll wait It is beyond me, look at me. You wanted to go the Superbowl because beyond say was their MIKE. What are you gonna SIRI concert you gotta make us go to them I can super bowl and I'm gonna watch in Leipzig, one fuckin song. Fuck that shod pen interview that drug Lord do something like that and the

Government isn't like hey, you know we're trying to find that guy. You know when you sit there Powell around with the pro bottom like times at Richmond. High dvds right underground layer, Do I love shod pensive actor, but how are you fucking We are you there. You gonna go in interview that Fuckin guy, you know I just said I'm trying to think how many flock, instead of specials I would have to put out before I could go on. Go fuck an interview. Somebody like the Well, I guess ISIS is actually fibre we're fuckin with them to Europe. Would you think I'm going to walk in there with my microphone? There are all going to laugh at me. The negative saw my fuckin head offering and worse timing. Would share fuckin torture me to death. That's insane. I got it.

So I don't know, is it L chapel that's is there sounds like such a gentleman of L Chase a good chap L chapel? I don't fuck and get it meant. What are you doing. Why did he go down there and interview that guy and like how how well the shot pens movies do that draw dealers on the ranch he's on the run from our government. Right isn't, Sergei was Scape, I don't fucking, know you're goin out my fuckin internet. Won't. Let me sign on so I can't fucking see anything. I can't see the fuckin highlights. Nothing. You know, I'm appears, I fucking got one god Damn channel and a bunch of two important fuckin commercial switch. Is it Duncan doughnuts see? If I can sign on here, is an old chap. Both the guy that, like that, we would take, keeps escaping from jail set. The guy L Chapel come

man come on. This connection is untrustworthy Jesus Christ for some cycle from Alberta trying to hack in here. That seems like their taxes to me when you're up here Oh man and ranchers and shit- I'm only got amateur Remington seems like it's nice to know me like that's their like business hub. You know, I'm totally judge in these just by doing my drive and threw it in doing a little bit of stand about here like when I did stand up and Calgary great people, but fuckin animals, Jesus fucking Christ. They were animals. I'd ask as the place that we performed out there. Like no carpeting, nothing. They worked fucking. I think of Kosovo's bring your own beer fuckin animals never fuck with anybody from category.

I saw the way they behave when they were in a good mood ex excited for a shop. Don't ever fuck with anybody from Calgary dad Retainable Civilized Calgary Jesus Christ,. Then everything but a hooker swing it from a swell. You know back in the old days what the saloons the horse zero way overdressed. Once again, it might just be a fuckin movie. Think so So what you my histories is based on it by the way I can't get on the Fuckin internet, but for some reason I can fuck it. I can't do it over the year. I could do to my father may look up I'll chapel here, like I said he sounds like such a chap. I just think like that, interesting end of chapter, I use a mexican chap Mexico secretly launched a crackdown after pen met L Chapel, how L Chapel was finally captured again, was one day ago will help.

Apple read out, rival cartels, corrupt officials. To be a lot of stress, but this L Chapel guy her walking goose mine You I say he looks like a mexican Robert Blake like them yeah. That's me who is also on the phone. Only then starts laughed. How else this is when you know you lived a fucking, crazy life this is when you know you lived a fuckin crazy life. This is just a front page. Do these guys, for if you search this guy's name, how old chap I was right Captured again we'll Ellie, apple rally. Read those l, chapel goose mine, John talks about an l chap o head erect dysfunction surgery, while on the run as nice. No we took a pistol. Guy takes care of himself. Airbus was that doctors working on that maniacs Dick elsewhere, speaks rolling stone shown pen has terrible regret about meeting L Chapel. What what did you think he was gonna meet? Is gonna get some fuckin

Sherry's berries, the had failed, apple, Joaquin else Apple goes beyond the truth about the jailbreak. There's nothing here about older, wiser l chap o puts out a little singer, songwriter Jesus Fucking Christ. Do we realise how fuckin finished we're, just as it is, is just as a right There's a race was humanity San Francisco. Just people were fuckin done. In a rolling stock really stone this month as Sean PAN talking to El Chapel. The Leonardo Dicaprio on the current cover and their Billingham. We he has a plan to save the planet. What are we doing? What the. Workers are government not doing that a list. Forget actors.

Have to talk to drug lords and try to save the planet. I made this guy big how many leagues you're in the fuckin dammit this point about you that that does not make me feel comfortable you already bomber size it to work. Figure out how to color fuckin colonise Mars. That's the next thing that they can have the rolling rolling stone. You don't why? What the fuck do? I want to hear that you're a scientist, Europe. About a Navy, sealed interview, L chapel at our peril. Haven't you the fuck up. I will I get on sense. I get on cells, there are problems with digestion. I can't remember what the fuck I was gonna look up What was I initially looking up before I get to El Chapel Jesus Christ?

the stories on that guy. You know it's right up there with their fuckin rod. Steward rule four way back in the day velvet I want. I think it was Team of rough stood a video file like a gallon of judges in his stomach, his stomach to be pumped a gallant. You went to Jos above Fuckin, all natural, organic fuck. Sorry, You got a gallon of you know. Now you want to work with us. What's that places by everything in bulk fucker whales and pushed around those pallid jack's by Cheerios. You gotta get a membership to it because we see it's not countries. What was the name of which I never go too far, place. What I had to go in there get a membership they wanted on this fuckin information Christ. What the fuck is, he could not cope check

There are going to remember it. You don't have set at just killed the jokes, but when you can't remember the fuckin references it, you sit, absolutely kills it Cosgrove and want to cause going, but it was big, fucking, gallons of fuckin juice,. Dairy chugged anyway, so this is something on L, chapel, L Chapel. They said I came over that just fuckin kill dispersed his whole family took their kids, So we have this. Why don't believe it? I took his kids and then to tackle bigger and had thrown off a bridge? It's a great That is not any bridges in Mexico. You never know what believe, but I gotta tell you when you go south. Other you ass. You do now when a piss anybody off. As far as I can tell that some, next level ship.

I can say that, because I just read papers from the United States, they are anxious just next level, like your merit, somebody than either how you get your revenge is just subjects I read that are killing Pablo one time. I D put the book down like three times some of the shit. They just said that the guide to dine on off your fuckin guy did the ship, but I'm more times here in that the guy had a party. Everybody's out there by the pool standing around you know now what space there Pablo Escobar staring there. You know

everybody's, ignoring the weight that is putting out as he sits. There is Fuckin Hager action, slacks she'd, like those stretched, and there are still taught them in Rome at the waist economy, talked him round the waist and push the pants down. They do the fuckin sure I'd talked, he talked right it and they said that he allegedly found one of his when the people did not as Botswana Maids, everyone allegedly was stealing so they tied this guy's lead. Together in his arms behind the back and they threw in the house pool just watched him drown. Is everyone was standing there at the party it must have been a lot of ice shaken and drinks after that won't like so is the top victorian health Pablo. Mr Escobar,

I wanna go the poor people get their faces, ripped off with torture and death like peel and they fuck it faces back. This is not funny. This is not what this podcast is about. Why is this fuckin stealer Denver gave so fuckin boring. Because I have the sound down, I don't give a fuck. The aim of she's just a walking wounded, bought this barbarous fuck man, lunatic, educated, by lime, any stays in there that guy he has like fuckin. He stays in the past it like Steve Grogan used if used to stay in the I could do, but he remembered any old pats fans out there. You fuckin shit there. This is back when you could literally good hammer of fuckin quarterback. Dr Weir that's right under his chin and then left them off the ground and pile drive him into the fuckin astroturf, which is like it

I called in a parking lot. That's been painted green and Steve program. If you go back for a pass, it's back when he had that fuckin now brace and he had such a long neck. You could still see like six inches and neck right, even what the neck race and there'd be some defensive. Lyman just run, full speed right out of any he would just hang onto it. Hang onto it. Hang onto and then he would throw the ball in the camera. Follow the football and right as he let it go. You'd see just the beginning, Fuckin Lyman Drill, many good flyin right out the right side of the screen or left side dependent or which way was going down there.

EL, the Stanley Morgan Enough Ross Frances one of those fuckin guys right, Harold Jackson, who has to be a back then I came for remember, hassle back. There has backed whose son was the one who said we want the ball and we're gonna score gone ass back, I think, was his dead anyway, what it where the fuck am, I the wrath of speculators, stands in the pocket, takes a forget it and speak in which to an onslaught against. Seafarers are probably pissed off at the Cause Tom Brady got and the lack of calls it Alex Smith got the patriots you're absolutely right, but that is not tar. Brady's fault. Ok hope it most. You guys, kids, a city can hear what I'm saying because you're, not upset, because you got to see you.

Small team won the World Series right. So you got that don't for half of your professional teams want championships issue, that's pretty fuckin good right, Tom Brady earned those costs. Ok. This is that, if you want Alex Smith to get those calls in the future in the He has to make the NFL owners a lot more money than he is, and that's just a simple fact: adapt people call the Tom Brady rules, it isn't it's the superstar rules. You know, George gets away with the push right most likely we Kobe Bryant. What did Kobe Bryant have to do to get do not work is not healthy anymore. Back in the day, you can stared and in the lane, before the fucking game starts. If he runs into that call it aren't you he'd literally have to eat after pocket tie and act to the front of his knee and fuckin jumper cut your head off before you know. There was a way to

I'll off. They would have a just how it works, but I have to say as much as he earned the calls that one would was getting sacked any switched to Left hand is through it and they still gave him. The car was fucking ridiculous. I even the pages where I was it all God what the fuck is a break, but you know I'll, take it course I'll. Take it the same way you are, but I don't This is a great human hair out Psmith. I think he's gonna be a really fucking great quarterback, but you gotta have a romantic of coach, any ownership and all that bullshit and lucky enough that we have that enough in New England say go. Let me try to be a cut our right and our God. I can't wait to go home and watch your fucking Caroline PATH, a game,

I think, you're gonna see like all these people that they were saying the heir apparent to forget, not Tom, Brady and Peyton Manning. I think it, sir. I think it's what's his face there, the Panthers. I kill him ever spoken ain't. What is wrong with me? He went the arbitrators Superman, take care note there we go anyways, I d better. Let you guys knows us was to read the shit here, but of course I could have taken my fucking password, which takes forever for fuck sakes. I don't have a fucking twenty letter, password numbers because God knows everybody wants to break into my computer and read my dick jokes here up Andrew asked you guys, you said: please asked the listeners to put relevant subject lines in their emails. If they want them, read putting hey, doesn't help with a thousand thousands a week trying not to miss any the good ones. Thanks

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I gotta find out. You know if anybody's ever done it. I guess like there's no way based on it. In my lifetime of watching the last thirty something years, a watch football holy fuck I've been watching football for thirty eight years. Oh my god, I'm old. I started watching religiously about nineteen seventy eight year about that. Seventy eight seventy nine Jesus fucking Christ put it this way. The first superbowl I wash with Superbowl twelve in there are fifty. So there you go while this is gonna. Be my yeah, oh that bit my fifty not fifty. First, you fuck it any it. My thirty nine Superbowl, fifty minus twelve plus, I watched twelve right there so that their data is allowed people right now actually to cover up, but it's true, my thirty night, I'm gonna be one

anyway. Let's plough ahead here, so I looked it up. Successful Hale marries. Ok, there's only one guy that I saw. Since they started keep in step in nineteen. Seventy five, at least on Wikipedia. I didn't go to the football reference dot com which I love. The one goes ever done Donna twice since they kept the stats in eighteen. Seventy five Steve part Caskey Stay barking and there's no way to picture Stephen Chaskey and not have the saw this Sancho through your head, walking on air. Never thought I could be solved Bree flower too bad. I watch you Johnson And two under the guy he looked like the greatest american hero. He didn't nineteen, seventy eight against the saints and they did it again in eighteen. Eighty, three against the forty nine hours

in the year and see West, which back there was only four teams, it was the LOS Angeles Rams, Morland said the latter Falcons and the San Francisco. Forty nine is the quarterback, so steep art Caskey. Seventy eight seebach house, he Archie Manning and I think they re quarterback controversy, Paden Vince, fairer, Gama back and forth, forbids give our gonna try to take the money went to the fuckin, see it fell. Jewish never saw him again and it would be Steve the boy Jim plug it. Seventy eight I did this with fucking job partner. What time we tried to name all the starting quarterbacks in the NFL in nineteen seventy eight weeks

around the league. I so I think it was. A sea EAST was burnt Jones, Bob Greasy, Steve Grogan Richard Todd, Joe Ferguson for the bills, Then it was Terry Bradshaw Dan passed a rainy who the fuck was quarterback for the browser MIKE Phipps or Raw Brian site, bangles was canny Anderson Kenny, the candle is Collins, work They can't carry the candle cause one blow when he was out You will see that one another fell storms and they cut the kitty. Inner cities like I'll fuck Collins Worth

He was Craig Morton. I just do the eight seek, as I know this fuckin driving arena swallow. This is my final have to do it now is now in my head. Craig Morton was at the Orange crush Broncos can't stable. Kenny snake stable for the the Raiders Dan flouts the great dared fancier Korea. With the charges. Jim Sword with Seattle and then aspect is always one that gets me who the fuck is with the chiefs was for black Lige was after Lent Dawson who the fuck was the quarterback theirs one for some poor, Bastard, Kansas City right now, screamin it fuck was it even. I think, like that, the buccaneers had Gary Half Lynn, Dickie was out and Green Bay.

Jim Heart was how the fuck do. Remember those I remember canvassing can't you see, I gotta do so Kansas City chief quarterback hate, it's gonna, get better guys. I played drums this week out and I plead with the common hey from men at work or right only tell a story in a second here. Just fucking deal with this courtesy Chiefs, Kubi nineteen, seventy eight. Why do I care? Why do I fucking careless of Kansas City, chief quarterbacks? This is fucking aid for me and for whose last person who fuckin went to this started quarterback season to seize it, she's leaving Some guys, you Joe Montana WAR and move rich Gannon. Right here we go here, we go back at our back. It up.

Nineteen. Seventy I'd never get this Michael Livingston, Antonia adjusted the one that always fuck and gets me. Lenny Dawson left in nice teams. Seventy five and then MIKE Livingston, took over. You know there was a guy who play for the bangles that Bill Walsh was talking about here, aid for one seasoning, fuckin injured and Bill Walston. Stay still studies, the greatest quarterback did he ever coach bodies be still trying to motivate, or he was anyways passed away- probably still trying to motivate Fucking Montana Young, even after they retired Get him to read the leaves better that day or some shit. I can't remember the guy's Vulcan neighbour: that's one to look up

anyway, so yet this this week, I did a great baron, show that Largo and our rules, thanks to its not quite like the goddamn comedy job. This was one way I actually have people love for the most part. It's musicians coming out and telling funny stories, and this is something that Greg did a number of years ago and now he's brought the show back and so anyways. Let me let me get the line up here, so I don't fuck this up. I did picture of it, I'm so fuckin disorganized. I apologize ourselves call in Hay Tom Marilla, myself increase their banks and other communities

comedians in there now to magicians- and I got to where I get to play with the ban- told some stories and I got to play with the band and then afterwards I got to play with colony and we play their. Who can be now, which was just beyond the fucking throw him he was a nice is fuckin guy, so generous to let me play.

Then he had this really cool way that he wanted to bring me out of Gaza. He just went out things telling stories. You spoken hilarious in any just randomly goes, you know, and I had the weirdest dream. Last night I was dreaming. I was gonna play in a show, and I was plain who could have been out in the crowd collapse because of such a huge hit areas awaited Sting bill bar was on drums. Like you know, I just waited a second then I just walked out and sat down, everybody started laughing and then he told this great story. I MECCA repeat the story just because of its historic, so sure if he wants to tell it on a park, ghastly care, but he tells his fuckin hilarious story that ends with the word can't, and he told me after I say can't. Basically you do the Drum Phil Intro animal

owing to the sun and the replacement of a one off. When I pretty good man had actually spoken on real man. I played like twenty years by myself and a rehearsal space until finally dawned on me them saulsby out interacting with other fuckin people's an hour. Then I've kind of open pandora's. I just I told you. I made this rule that I'm not going to ask But if somebody asked me a play, I'm gonna fuckin play clues. If I can be a town and from drinking at a bar. If I go out to borrow your local band is played. If you come up to me and asked me to sit with you Ben I'm gonna fuck it do it right. Up- and this is a warning rates- a war, I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna fuck up so you now you want to see worry I'll fuckin. Do it because it's fun is held me and it's weird. I dont.

Any pressure whatsoever, because I'm a comedian. What's the pressures and sit down for drugs psycho back into knows. It told you I plus everybody's looks at the singer anyway, but it's it's a lot of fun and I've been getting psycho back into lessons. I told you I had taken I've been taken, some lessons, You have a long time ago when I watch that Mars. Volta video, I was talking about A drummer was Davy which, at the time I got holy fuck look at this guy's fuck, an unbelievable blah, blah blah, while from doing that, he must have heard the clip he reached. To me on Twitter, low behold. He lives in L.

Once in a while, I go by- and I take a lesson with- the guy- is a fuckin, unbelievable teacher and he's been teaching me techniques. So might you know I'm one of those guys? I grabbed the drumsticks. The same way like a toddler would would just my fit media fuckin. First, just right but both of them and it was causing my arms to be doing all the work of my former thank drummers listened to this. If you have like that fuckin, you know that pain in your forums and I'll. Let you know that I was kind of going through that ship and he is teaching me this technique. Where'd you! Let the stick, do the work and is holding it in this particular way that this does not seem fucking natural at all, and it has been a mother fucker, but you know incrementally I've been.

Gradually working its way into my playing it spent. It's totally been worth it and was going through this jazz book and down like most students like I work on something for three seconds and then want to go on to the next thing, so I can have that sense of accomplishment and just get through a whole. Fucking page at the end, I was moving ahead and every time I go to the lesson, I would still not have that. The first thing down and I've been taken lessons

on and off since the summer, and I get busy night kick off like a mother subtle, but I'm still on that first page and finally dawned on me in the past week to be like do just work on this one fucking thing in fact everything else I just sort of sat down fifty minutes a day, just workin on this thing. You know, make it little bitter improvement and then be fuck them to start over blah blah blah knowledge and are actually had a great less than this week were. I think he actually was saying that I was. I was finally starting to improve, which made my fucking week so anyways. I don't know if I can go to some ramble in all of this. What are we up to forty five minutes? Jesus Christ, but can we fuck and get on with this year? Oh by the way, some you taught me to watch a show. Top boy deal p boy on Netflix

I wanna Netflix for life. I can. I can figure out how to search when I'm on the internet. I can't fucking do it when I'm on the tv are used When you're on the tv anybody knows, I would really appreciate it, but anyway, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be plain, Again this week, I'm doing their bonds or bashing posting the bonds or bash com. Casting an arena, we call hosting with it's gonna, be an Anaheim this Friday night and bright tissues, wonderful event or all these dramas that our group watching sit down and play the lead Zepplin size, which is gonna, be the shit. I'm gonna get the hosted somebody else. It's gonna be fuckin awesome so and I will be said again for one song once again, risking total humiliation. What you know upright it asked myself who gives a fuck right, anyways. I know what I wanted to talk about.

Finally, the Arizona Cardinals Packers game. I started to talk about it and you dont. You would think last week after watching that, due to the Bengals intercepted all ended, flock and walk into the locker room like well. I guess that's that right. You think that these. He's damn kids today they large stopped Patrick Peterson. My fuckin love ls, you kid right income. Wait for doubt that out of pocket do it to an end. Minutes left this guy's walk down the sidelines waiver to the crowd, doing any damage. Blowing kisses to the crowd, like it's over one he's playing the pact. Is it Erin flock and raw choose fucking, Larry's two and a half minutes of football? If that is walking around doing that, and what happened two minutes and twenty five Paul seconds. Later he gets being on a jump

on the fuck. It adds out on a hail Mary, descended overtime, fuckin unbelievable. How many times has somebody gonna fuckin? Do that. Are we times you gonna run down the field. You got the football you had not passed, the goal line you already start holding it out, baby slapstick, Daddy Hannah, you fuckin, yet I'll, give you a spike it over the Euro over your back. You know that what we have Throw it down over his shoulder and you'll, get it big how's across the Enzo, but the ball is, and I we fuck at times you get to see people do that. I don't understand why I don't get it so anyway, let's thou ahead here, I'll write, you said the king since early the letters for this week are a pastor bill. If you want

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but I'll deftly I'll check that out. If I get online here are cooking asian food. I feel, how are you you, freckled Cunt Jesus Jesus, no happy new year, Huge FED from Belgium here nice Bedlam in Belgium, AC, Deasey Flickr the switch over. How many balls you gonna drop on taken here. This could be the last. However, what are you doing. Jesus Christ, unwanted shoulder pads get so small all depends on people in the fuckin shot page was so big, the short and even cover your belly is around half shut sought. By the way, can Don't pull his pants up or get a longer Fuckin jersey,. We started looking a waitress at hooters all right, a huge fan from Belgium. Here any showed, is better. If there's probably the run run reference sooner

you know the little ass country that people know about because of Austin powers. I thought I'd know them from that? Doesnt does not Brussels the muscles from So that was the galleys, whose guys do the splits fuck is a guy's name. Me wasn't, I must break you. It wasn't Stevens ago was the other guy from blood square? Gives a fuck, Belgium, the Luxembourg him urgent right, both era tucked in their right they're, wrong battle. The bulk return. If France and Germany minutes between

Amsterdam and FUCK. In Denmark there, Copenhagen tucked right there staring at the fucking bad teeth of the english archer. Looking across the chair, maybe not verified mapping. Funding are loved aptness after for family. Please come to off our freckle of a country to rub deftly gonna go there That's gonna, go there thou fuck a doubt. A ma am we're waiting to hear about the second Caesar for efforts for family. The pitch went fucking great Went out there, we were all excited. I got a great feeling about it and I'm gonna. Let you guys know as soon as I find out I, but I got a good feeling about so in addressing the dual european tour. I did Australian Asia last year, so this time time had the other way. I'm gonna do are Europe this time and I want to get all the country's I've been too I'd like to add a few more, and I also want to do a little bit of Eastern Europe, but we do get a second season

I don't know how many episodes that would be able to take it be at least ten, and then you know we gonna sit down a writer and if we want to make it as good as the first season, you don't even better, which of course we do. It's gonna take a lot of time, so I got a kind of figure out you know. What's they gave us the year, nay on that, but, like I said, I got a really really really positive vibes. A lapse in the room and she's always good. So anyway, he said the guy says anyway. I've heard you talking about cooking, more asian food aid is different out the same guy. Sorry- and this is the same guy from our belgian, because anyway, I've heard you talking about wanting to cook more asian we're in your partner since I love cooking as well. Please allow me to recommend you some Korea, cuisine has a lot of spicy food. Oh yeah came she and all that stuff we, I bet it does create barbecue

stuff. I, like, I love all that stuff, but two bits just so different. From the stuff here, I'm really intimidated about cooking it, which is so stupid euro from afraid of it. I should just just sit down and be like. Ok, let's start with something easy: how do you make the sticky rice euro big? It just makes sticky right. Alone. That's the shit right! That's the best pocket rights! There is our european tell me it's not fuck unhealthy I'll, give a fuck you fuck, delicious. Korean cuisine, as a lot of spicy food, which is great for losing weight since you tend to be far more quickly: a drink, more water plus a lot of other health benefits. If your interested, please check out, I can't it's em a in June c h eye on Youtube. I gotta do this

I guess I got. I guess this is a lady she's Korean housewife funny you sell, it learns, teaches you You said the learned you how to cook it teaches teaches you how to cook greater national and overall easy recipes. Now you gotta teach me some belgian words I gave you won their recommendation. Belgium, words Bill Junior Recommendations are spicy, pork stir fry ginseng. Chicken- I don't. I says its J, J M E, O Angie Judge. I mean that's, how they got annoying character and fuckin star wars, which is black being sauce noodles. Some other shit that I can't say Cree barbecue, which I bet you ve had before What is at the hacking american thing like korean food? I went to career barbecue, I literally just said jasper

he's cuisine is mostly salty sweet man mommy what is your mommy mean they Mommy burger better that flavors lots of vegetable, No butter soy sauce, which is amazing, few enrich enrich days I gotta tell you met people. When I went over Asia they will fuckin shape people adjusted over there. You know if you have read in Asia, they just may lose rich mother fucker. You must be travel, it he's gotta. Money to get to an Applebee's fuckin too tired. I don't want to stay Applebee's Applebee's, not of fattening places it what's. A good virtues have taught wrap up the park. Yesterday if only this off right now what the fuck's gonna happen. I gotta do my shows tonight, not chinese food I don't know a lot about called it is that chinese food in the states in Europe is not actual chinese food. Now, what is it?

surreptitious way of trying to fuckin kill us as we are trying to do. They know we have the bomb right they update that China's attacking us onto levels right now giving us That's gonna give us a heart attack and they're gonna fuck with our economy. Some somehow we're tied in with them are pull the fuckin rug up anyway said its modified for taste buds, but I'm guessing. They have amazing stuff to yeah thanks. I would think so. Fuck em, I get the picture I envy enemies. Food is mostly spring rules. Jesus Christ, you got overthrew the hooker. Not here. We get some water completely. Mr Blair's combating angle. Here. Last night locate or tie Vietnamese, mostly spring roles, spicy curry, I love our guy from FUCK in Belgium Tell me about asian food. Are you at least asian? What's it called.

Under which I personally detest, because it tasted of dishwasher product dishwasher product. Lastly, if you really want to go hard core, try out north korean food, its basic starving yourself, you'll, be able to see your ginger pubic, Ding Dong without a mirror again and now, I'm pretty edgy her. Yes, you making for the fact that their under a dictator that doesn't feel very edgy, very edgy. Hope this helped go. Fuck yourself, of love for nearly an hour Claudio shit? together. You know, I love our Asia stops with people that we can. You know it doesn't go into India. Association right in the Middle EAST does not also Asia, Russia. You know my psychic fucking forest, hey Billy, been better fan of the pod cares for a while.

Now yadda yadda need some advice or just a fresh perspective on what to do on twenty three. The primary life dropped out school like a dipshit, seventeen got my g d. When I was nineteen, I your back and gave it back in the game, and he decided to start becoming a productive member of society. Everything was going good. Paycheck meant The dating pool opened up. Try too few jobs is set up and now twenty three I quit my job to go to school, to go to school, for advertising, slash art at an artsy college should probably mentioned the only thing I'm truly good at is art, mainly pen and stuff. What do that's a great thing and he can make a ton of fuckin money doing that it's just of schools. Generally speaking are not geared towards that, so yet you're fucking Board, and then he took shit. You are good at made. You feel like an asshole. You fuck dropout party for a few years right.

A couple of who is now. You come back to your fine, you, twenty three do just fine. Eight months ago, I'm The sign I missed sign it, It just lack the general knowledge flash support on going. I spent six months grinding, the living shit out of drawing. To achieve something I might be able to take some pride. It didn't work out. Going to say you being too hard on yourself, you next line is harder myself to the point where I'm thinking I'll never be handed a metal as the greatest that everything King live, so why bother Jesus Dude Listen Richard Priors, the greatest of all time and I'll. Never come close to that guy. That does not going to stop me. You just try to see how close she can come. Some people, you can't pass and that's all right. You know you just try to come as close to

try. Just like try to goes high up. The all time ladder ass you possibly can and who knows it, keep pushing yourself. That's it. You. You don't know what you're limits. Aren t you keep fuckin, throwing yourself out there but she's your hard on yourself. You probably be in way you're way better than you think you are you gonna, be fine, I'll write, you Jim did depressing me here anyway, absence, quit drawing and now do nothing but troll around dating sites all day and hooking up with any decent look and women women as a way to stay positive and cure. Boredom. I'm not easy. I've done primarily manual labor jobs and no, I have the back for it, but Jesus Christ. I can't force myself to pull the trigger anything because I can't be the top of the crop or the very goddamn pest I won't be fulfilled.

I've been standing at a crossroads. My dick in my hand for nearly a year, any sort of vice be fuckin. Amazing, don't hold back. If you think I need to be ripped a new one I can handle thanks, go fuck yourself. Yeah, do you got yourself into a completely pay allies stayed here big, it's like you got it. You just bought a guitar because you not Jimi Hendrix within the first two weeks you gonna fuckin, quit alright. If Jimi Hendrix, did he wouldn't be Jimi Hendrix right. Look just if you, whatever you like to do in life, just go out and do it right and enjoy and don't put that level of pressure on yourself. Like what was your dad like the great Santini, something I'm trying to figure out. Why you like this, but like the Ridgeway care, can't pull the trigger on anything else in life is

You actually have a strong. I think you have a strong sense on what makes you happy what you wanna do all right, and you know that, despite the fact that you be totally negative, but you drawing you know that that's what you want to do, you have such a passion for that. You that hard on yourself and then also its preventing you from getting a job at the Fuckin Carrasco. Wherever the guide the place you gonna end fuck and work in it. I would add a fire was you I would continue drawing I get into computers and all it does all kinds of stuff I've seen people to drugs are computers and they did turn that into building websites which helps pay for their their studio, the shit that they really want to do. This does tons of mine. To make in the arts. Don't don't let anybody ever fuck and tell you that there is a did you just helping people make it in show business right that these people get.

Head shots, give acting classes and all that just doing that shit people make a small fuckin fortune. So if your we a artist, you can actually you're gonna, be fine. You just have to stop being a shudder yourself right Why just pay attention their voice heard more tells you can't do something just tell it to shut the fuck up. Basically, even if you have to say it out loud, you don't just make sure you not look at it. Somebody you care about. As I tell you a story when you think in those thoughts, just you know, maybe maybe say your brain first ok, advice, no one to relate to Jesus he's a fucking gloomy. This week I advice no lay to causing loaning loneliness pay, Billy, bats, love application, Stand up. Efforts have family, they all put a smile on my face. Well, that's great! Ok, sensing that all of a sudden other smiles gonna go away. I hope you read, this

because the problem is. I have no one to relate to and I fear I will read this year. I hope you read it. Because I've been doing everything positive, but I just can't seem to get my life where I wanted to be its of a long road. So please bear with me I'll fuckers are so long email to you Oh, I can't read out loud problem is, I have no one to relate to and I fear I might be cut this might be causing me. To be lonely in life. I fear that if I can, you the way I'm going. I may never get over my last semester, college in Engineering Programme and it made almost no foreign throughout my entire stay, a college I am at the top of my classes and I'm lining up jobs at big tech companies. They probably matching some poindexter with the popular pocket. Protector and all that. Actually I was that's exactly that was the picture of painting, Sir quite the

Actually, I've been working out for a few years now and I have one- and I am one of the jacked people, in my classes in our picture is that dude in american psycho highly achieving totally shredded. Cannot the human beings. Dress well eat healthy Tell me you don't listen to you here we lose in the nose. And always make sure to keep myself clean. I feel I might alienate my classmates from interacting with me. They probably think I'm just a joke in their class words, quite the opposite gaming chest, and all of that do you like fucking renaissance man here. So I figure I might try interact with the opposite crowd. The non geeky people I know a way to meet. People is to get out there and do something I I like doing. Some sort of joining a club of voluntary the problem is with viper.

Programme of my work, I have little time to be doing much else. The only free time I have is Friday or Saturday night that I spent by myself playing video games are playing guitar because I have nothing else to do. Why could go out those night. I wasn't always this way Is there a movie when I was there school. My life was completely the opposite. I didn't work out, eat healthy work, hard and nothing, but always find ways to make new friends make people left. Star conversations now that I'm doing everything right since by promised Social Jesus Christ it. So you know what you don't you just too busy. I fear once again joy cause things really get worse. I lost all of my faint, my family if my older brother, who is in another country so once a graduate college, are truly be alone, no one to grab a beer with, What they help me move or anything, helped me move or anything. Despite all this, It is positive and thanks what I have and what I have a couple sorry for the long email go fuck yourself yeah! Do you just look you already not to make friends I which you need to make time to do it.

Play. Video games by yourself is very anti social. Guitars, always cool. That's fine wench play guitar with somebody else find some place drums play base get together. Do some covers euro jab fuck around get off drink. Some beers invite some ladys over you to every week. He just add some more shit right now start taken bet. Open your own fuckin draft kicks. You know. Maybe start selling coke just keep spending your ring Oh social interaction among C4, and with you, but no I would there's a bunch of people. Or in the video games where'd, you find something that you can play against you do that anymore to kids? Do that or do you have to go online? Do it? You know it's like corny now does to people that sit next to each other, with an authority with the joystick and the one red button is.

Past that fucking know but seems like you oughta do that stuff you just get busy and with your achievement, you get up. Sometimes you know when you go after a gulf, something suffer. I've talked about this. Numerous times when I was on Europe, when I was thirty six years old, I was, I was fuckin living alone in a studio apartment that they call the one bedroom sleeping on a futon. Remember days is going by going. What the fuck is. That thing I've worked on is trying to become a comedian. Every else's, at the starting line over the next Yes, I just work done some shit like that, so that's all I needed to Jesus Christ have started Philip Doktor Phil here all right. What do we got here? Third and go Broncos have the ball with three minutes left now, don't fuckin podcast touched Broncos aright

Broncos Diego celebrate neck, like a bunch of fucking idiot when Ben ruthless progress. Three minutes left this one is not over our swords Let's do this puts them up by five people in the crowd holding up two fingers like the crowds look at them. Oh yeah yeah. We should go for two. Should we wish unjust by six. Thank you. Thank you. In the fuckin mezzanine level fuck, but we have to go to Denver. It's gonna, be one more one. More pray that either way this is gonna, be great either. There's you get to see, Brady Versa,. Peyton Manning one more time, I'm assuming he's retiring, which is stupid or to see another patriots. Steelers match up with fucking big bent, bad, not afraid of anything big bed. Both great teams are right,

supply cares for this week. I apologise that my head was kind of all over the place. I don't know what flying and going to the fucking airport does to me, but it makes me even more fuckin Scatterbrain, so anyways go fuck yourself and I will talk to you on Thursday. Ok,