hey what's going on what's going on inside it off the single spill burn is time for the monday morning podcast vermont they january seven two thousand and eighteen what's going on how are you can three thirty two in the morning i slept a little bit just have a mother fucker at the time with this jet lag over and you know why it is because i'm not booze ok this one's for you alcoholics out their fuckin with you people keep telling me to go get melatonin it's a natural way to get tired all i know is the unnatural waiting time tired which was sir but i always did was just the first night i try to stay up and i go out and i would just go get i'd go booze i haven't for fun

stiff drinks hinges come home and pass out and then i'd start to get acclimated to their time i got to do that about three nights in a row and then i was fine so whatever i just been so i got to do is fucking podcast cuz today i'm getting on a plane and i'm fly to our estonia to do one showed and i m very excited about it i googled some pictures first of all stony jesus christ what a bad as flag that's one of those things that i collect i don't file a touristy shift so i just get those little flag so i got to make sure i get time to go down and pick one of those up then i got lost the next day this is the part of the tour where i start going all these places i've never been to as far as countries goes but the last two nights i started in kelowna

before we did munich on saturday and yesterday we did often back often back and an adjustment great time being only with version sorry my boy it is going to try to make sure a good shows i don't know what the fuck did to it but yes today i should say saturday and sunday we two shows munich to in offenbach and the first bucking show is like at three hundred and thirty p dot m this is what fills me i've i've never in my career i can really remember ever gonna stage like that made at that time i think maybe what time zone larry's in cleveland and i did the afternoon show but i think that was at like four or five i don't know just three hundred and thirty was fucking weird but i got to tell

the crowd was unbelievable munich crowds was fuckin ridiculous minimal the great but they were just like we would like this i swear to god well it doesn't like a little barn an arm it was like snow out and i'd work from the green room back outside into this now and then the venue motorcycles motherfuckers are trying to get me sick so my code on a big stupid pomp arm had that i get finland where back in the day which has been save him i ask that the vitamin c packets both shows the crowds were just crazy good in between shows around trying to find my daughter some sneakers some cool sneakers up i found the store called early somebody told me about and i we drove over there in about a couple pair of sneakers i got to the forrest gump once you know the classic nike cortez and i made sure that i

the other velcro straps fishing get a little fat fuck and type of feed marietta but it's pretty fuckin quotas in the middle of the city they had this giant giant war going i could see how could you just linley drove by it was the original wall of the city for back in the day when there was just like you was a free for all you just said and your village and all of a sudden so fuckin asshole would you show up and just murder in the men and rape and the women in like shit on fire and it was just like like that's what people did back that that was like a fuckin something that somebody aspired to they aspire to rape and pillage just fuckin lunatic shit so these people

wanted to survive so they would build these giant walls i guess around their fuckin villages someone's from you tell me until they had used to say the bodies from the previous village and then in sneak up on a village he'd like the bodies on fire and they would like not a pole which start shooting them into the falcon village he wanted to attack like you just sit there children out enjoying yourself and like all the sudden i don't know what was a job back then some fuckin coppersmith comes through the top you fuckin little but they're on fire you got the dinner table not that was that was the first time in your life was gonna fuck and change i mean jesus fucking christ it's cool i know what it is about europe

because i watch all this shit about world were too and if you know a lot of do you know american history they don't give a fuck about you know the curriculum was designed by white descended from europe so that's always fuckin talked about so it is most certainly certain course day they dance around a lot of shit but as i can only echo we took the train from fucking munich up too often back they were like next stop like nuremberg and unlike nuremberg like nuremberg trials for some reason i thought that that was those trials were in france and holland getting exposed a little more of the german language obviously that's not a fucking french city

so i'm on the train them text and version to be like do this is where they fuckin tried all the nazis the assassin the gestapo ship after world war two when they like it like fuckin put him to death and ship hang on a man everything at a text to them and he can't fucking he's not get the service so my first mercy looks up it was a couple seats away you know but out of respect for german people don't be like hey this is where they and killed all the nazis after world war two i want to overturn and i started to say it but because i'm speaking english people just look at you like alleys of pocket american what's judge him as he fat as he breathing through miles you know is allowed i just slowly had to show on the text certainly you like when you gonna fuck in berlin that's where hitler killed himself it part of his

you're still exist ongoing they fuckin destroyed most of it the soviets did they built just like apartment building around that you know it's like los angeles how they do that shit they just knocks it down and then i'll give a fuk what happened then i get it cuz the guy was so fucking evil but like i'm just a cloud so fucking crazy that the german people just walk amongst all of this ship wait a minute i live in the united states of america i go down south all the time can imagine what the fuck happened right where i'm sitting one i'm sitting in a fucking waffle house like if that used to be a plantation some was running away and they get caught and god knows what the fuck am i forget it the native americans so why the fuck do i only think about that shit

you like every time i go to paris like when i look at the sharm silesia that fuckin street i just picture when the nazi spoken paraded up dead thing when they occur their country and when the allied forces when they took it back but all the french ladys bang the bunch of americans evidently huh i don't think that shit my own country's discussed because i grew up in its flight i was not there really got weird on those sites five fucking movie slash horror movies there are refugees if you i get them because the kind of do they they do not like laid shit like if you move to a house is somehow got murdered there in the twenties right like let me take up she i want to show you second you re right then all of a sudden i places haunted potatoes maybe american horror story did it

fuck i want sports but anyway it is then i'm reading all this shit it's like about the norm trial when i'm on the fucking trade and making sure that we get over my shoulder now like they had to decide how they were gonna go sort of the first time i think about what one they tried to do it but this is the first time you're trying to make people pay for their fuckin war crimes so every year fuckin churchill in all these guys are trying to figure out how to get to go about doing it left the are blocked it something and then he died truman came in it was just like all wait a minute that's from came in it was like no we're gonna do that shit so we must have been at war with japan and then he goes any drops to fuck a nuclear weapons on fuckin japan like this

they were all fuckin world war criminals who sit near firebomb in dresden in shit women and children down it's for itself i don't know that's why i always say like to this day i can't believe that like war is still le legal you know slash like glorified and i used to defend in your country shit like that it is a fact that lunatic out there but like enough we can hope you know a lot has been a lot of decisions made out there for you know it's just fuckin land grab you going after oil now you want you know what that land cause it's it's have some water around me that's why people gotta fuckin war most of the time it seems nowadays anyway but anyways some of that leads to me to talking about fucking thin privilege

i followed this guy giannis papas on the instagram he's like a fucking genius does all these characters and stuff so i'm always watching him kyle dunnigan jeff richards are like my favorite like the fucking characters they do the fucking genius is right sars watching his any posted something about it somewhere what the fuck is thin privilege are you know i have white privilege evidently i have been privileged to like if it was like monopoly and there was a stretcher little properties the privilege properties like i feel it get some of those little greenhouses on a lot of them so evidently it's a privilege to be thin rather than a reward for having the discipline to osha self away from the fucken table you know what i'm not i'm not talking about when you're a kid and you just some people have baby so i got to babysit i was a fat fucking kid i was like ten lb you know when i was born i was a

big and red charlie brown looking fuckin baby does not want you picture meta like three in my head was literally almost size it is right now when i was a little like i literally from day one look like i could fuck up a lego city ripe if i just use that to my advantage be on the playground people be fuck with me cuz my orange hair like i just leaned on him you know like like a boxer i just where about the early rounds and then i just fuckin but your body and it would be over me with my dick flabby freckled arms and then somewhere in lake junior high i just thought i leaned out but goes on i grew a little bit and then i stop growing and then i was just a small skinny get i can i had it all you know what so the bullying i was a fat kid

was really on that i was but i was big became small and i was scary and throw it all in there i had orange here so it's kind of a net report that i was gonna end up being some sort of a fucking comedian or something i don't know why but anyways distant privilege shit it's like they like people within need the fact acknowledge you know it's up to you to realize privilege you're that you know people judge you when you eat a cookie in public and above about other city cyclical big fuckin judge me when i put on a pair of shorts look in africa white my legs are these talking people kills me about shit like that i get it we shouldn t said will make him feel bad at all not spoken immature and it's me i get it right but on the other side it's like there's no

he's not burden of responsibility itself that's totally fucked incurable and i know some people literally have like food addictions and like it's a psychological thing or whatever but you know from us before that it's just you just eat too much for food europe suffering most of the goddamn world is starving you know i just like can you understood leave with this train of thought sat people in our food world nation can literally walk around and call themselves victims well you know although these spoken fairies i swear to god s why did that bit on my last special you need to go to some countries with its people are we really have some problems and then you can have a good score the fuckin internet read about fill a hell of a lot better about yourself you know

we sit there you don't get frustrated with the fucking jet lag and ship in these three thirty afternoon shows us that fact and i can't sleep and i was like feel like i was a zombie and i'll get no grumpy and shit and then i can't go on the internet and i'm like waiting in the case of nuremberg sheer was ass much ass i came to saving the concentration camp it turns out its support well i don't have the time it's gonna be too far away so i kind of googled some fuckin pictures of it and i looked at it i was like oh my god i can never fucking go there made lily like you fuckin blood run cold like looking at the shit then they are like pictures piles of like kids shoes and shit and i'm really bind shoes for my kid i'm just like on am i really did she not i have a three thirty fuckin show kind of offence it s all right i think people eaten

i pledge sundays oughta do that every once in a while you're gonna meet they look up a budget darwin spoken kids in the middle of nowhere but even the middle of nowhere in the middle of where the world for whatever reason centres nowhere for you there are treated like figure out a new way to train gap somebody's career gonna be another thing this is such a weird fuckin time of so many the people like they just keep trying to like i keep looking like a bike race like they they try to get behind somebody who has a legitimate complaint look i gotta be honest with you there the white women can focus used use the term white male privilege and like a white woman the united states of america the fact that they could somehow on the other side of the fence as some sort of like you know underprivileged group and i'm not saying that you know they don't get

than white male spaciously should i really be listening to your complaints next are you really going to be first and like you actually have way privilege when it comes to complaining because people are going to pay attention to your shit first even though you suffer in the least right suarez mike plead lack of research goes through me babbling here for the goddamn morning in armenia opens on that waken somebody up my boy here anyway so i guess that's the latest thing that can get you tonight fuckin i don't know sell some tickets on the road or fucking you know house than award show like whatever the fuck we're gonna do you don't you where's my mind about that whole would show scandal is love her whatever we said was set around thousand eleven in all this adults who well old enough well old enough work

were plenty old enough to have gotten offended back there and made a big stick for some reason it doesnt work and come out it's almost like that get your on something i hold onto that card you don't owe me like they play grannie fuckin water and then they you get something big enough that's gonna shine a light in their cars and then they come back and they fuckin trained slam it down on the fuckin table i was out of the country but as far as what i read out the generous is cool in my book for the rest the fuckin time you know and i thought whatever she was trying to do as it is is the way to go about stuff like that we just don't try to fuckin destroy somebody you try them get him see your point try to get people on your side we give this person another chance you have it be open like the opening up to a discussion and then people just watch it and learned some shit rather than

spain like this person said this now jane have that now let's watch them spoken you know lose something you know what you just sit there watching for the fucking entertainment value this is one of my favorite things to do by the waist to get all of my fucking high horse here and preach at a quarter to four in the fucken morning for the fucken time it is here let's talk nfl i miss most of whom i was able to watch a little better that eagles bears game in german which was pretty cool because they kept enough for the english words that i was able to get off cannot know at the fact they were talking about and i know everybody is gonna get on the bears kicker but can somebody please explain to me why the fuck you go for a two point inversion when the barrister that why not just fucking kick the goddamn

and then you end up losing by one john men my entire fucking life said you take the points you take the points you take the points those extra points come back to haunt yet i know this guy i mister i guess he hit you're a fucking goal posting the chronicle postmen across by the last one i watched the highlights but why the fuck you go for two points there and just well usually apply to your actin like it's the end of the game with broken two minutes to go there's a whole bunch it i left it i forget what had happened the end of their core to give the fourth quarter but there's plenty of fuckin time or to complete non factor just take that extra fucking point just take the fuckin thing and then see what the fuck you are with the last five minutes you start playing the game everybody's got like patrick war now like poland the fuckin golly with like ten minutes left in the game for some reason actually worked for him

congratulations to are to the eager to next falls man the report by the way the damage to risky men out of trustees icing fucking breaking for the three hundred yards daddy was like really accurately was dealing with like it but the defending superbowl champions at those great do next force is that guy i can't just fucking delivers i gotta pee carol jesus christ for fucking bastard the poor fucking bastard do you get a ton of shit in seattle i guess they thought he ran the ball too much and i don't happen that field goal kicker get fucking hurts in the man that punch her there and he has to do an onside kick like why didn't you just do what they all do just stick it on the tea and then he kicked the ball in advance word motion on the upper thirty the fucking balls pops up in the air the guy just fucking just

can basically lobbed it down the feel that it or something if p carol never won the superbowl and they were gonna make a statue of him would be him with his hands on his fuckin these just looking down on the ground in pain he saw the urban mire of ethel coaches in that they both one but they just have that fucking they just have that that's all crushing whenever i seem do that you're gonna reminds me of it reminds me of car use kramskoy when he back on his back and up to the wall a bucket that three when homer you saw his legs buckle remind me that every time i see that shit so i don't know my condolences i don't usually have condolences to seattle fans but i don't know if the rivalries kind of died down

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and i actually when i was in munich some leaders nuts which i was always like a fuckin otto bristled thwart cutlet that's breaded it was fucking delicious that's what's killing me about being here germany as i haven't had time to get like up german meal i've just been traveling so much and i'm never going to do ancestry dot com where's the names of my family tree i know i am mostly german by love the ship out fuckin sausages and fuckin beer and all that it kills me i take the next time i come germany which daphne gonna do because it spent so much fun i'm gonna be out of the wagon train ali's fuck it be able to put myself out here in october first

i would by little beyond these october fest outfit outfit and i'm gonna fuckin drink my answer but not on this to billy no fun it's coming up on fifty days it has been a fuckin douche bag anyways so it's cloud had here let's red somebody's fuck it thanks for the week just another one about poland all right very excited to go to poland to very excited about about berlin all like all the rest of this talk is just gonna be just about your by just a bunch of shared ever see i was speaking that gets you came out to the show last night guess the fuck showed up one of my favorite numbers one of the greatest rumours in the world benny grab

shut up with his lovely girlfriend i hate naming names in everything and everybody else who the fuck is right if i could but here i just it's unbelievable drummer out there and you want to see somebody who possesses one of the rare things and drumming which is incredible field passion playing from the heart combined with ridiculous chops and the thing that i found with with drumming is when you get those chops guys a lot of times when they play their between their ears like they're in their head and they have all this really intricate shit but disconnected to who they are as a person and then if you have like a group layer you know if they go to take a solo if they even do it

you know it's still good because it still groups but it's not like the crazy i'm just saying those guys it have those fuckin insane chops we act would think even body ritual begone like do what the fuck are you doing there nowadays because far drumming has come because everybody the internet basic everybody's watch and everybody everybody's german in learning from each other it just so rare to meet a guy back as his chops and plays the way he does so here clinics all around the world and he's got some dvd there is no fuckin way that you won't be tremendously change for the better off if you somehow start watching videos such benny benny grab be added why'd you are a b i believe i am not sure if this too i care fucking spell anything just check him out again right anyway just another one about poland

dear m c run from the site like that one i am obviously thrilled than in a few days you gonna show up it might not so beautiful city of warsaw don't tell me at all not so beautiful city of la and i love it i like how it's gritty and grinding and all that shit you know so i can pick him up i ever see her mainly because i'm okay in a few days and he going to show up in my not so beautiful of warsaw mainly because i'm selling my house and you are so white that's your rising the property value whenever you arrive skies larry's or lady let's be clear i don't wanna thin shame anybody i thought you were talking about it but

sure kind enough to do one of those pussy shows of yours i will definitely come i like disguise breakin fucking balls you you're gonna love poland as yourself polanski used to say it's a great nation only people there oh wait a minute these everybody is funny as you would poland gonna be another fucking country i go to work just like on my god these guys were my me the people i grew up with i felt down in ireland i felt it in scotland i felt that in india just that debt passed in shops ball breakin fucking things my it's my favorite thing in the world anyways as for the city of warsaw well she's not the prettiest of gas but let's be fair that bitch that bitch went through some shit

we are watching american shows that don't worry about making your pop culture references were currently watching alf it sweet figure out why those jobs are funny we're gonna move onto frazier too can you please start doing stand up or something this is just about all this just written really fucking funny it also consider renting a helicopter here sets its much cheaper the u s other polish helicopter it's just a horse a windmill right you had one fucking post kyoto best wishes fairly a break you pasting like on this tour appears if you're interested in soviet bloc history god knows i learn about that one has grown up then you should check comedian freeze love afar easy al you re talking about his military service in berlin during the cold war i will deafness

check it out and also send out a link to it podcast episode here speaking which i've been over the best time authority right the one thing i love about piracy is version is firmly ok the way mary was gonna be merry poverties rose ease over here whereas jordan's you know he's got his fucking nike track sudan and we were in cologne germany did i tell you this yet told them and stage some time we were walking over the fuckin bridge hello germany is emerging was one of the most bob cities are worldwide choose there's not a lotta old stuff there could just get destroyed but they have this one beautiful church ripe to walk over the bridge at first he is going like through the that building where a beautiful building in a building

i am looking at his ease cluster of whatever buildings and in the middle of it is amazing church so i'm looking at the building what the fuck is this guy see i want one only disability rights elements fuckin the architecture spill it finally figured like do you talking about the fucking church is again at that oh no i already told the story told a story on thursday of still give a shit about the two great building oh by the way version forty two so you're in greek he loved the veto shuttle to and he's actually really enjoying germany to which made me happy because sometimes this mediterranean guys you know they get off bucket upset about the food and this though sunshine and shake it off but he's been having a greater gypsies either billy

bloated brats i gotta romania all this talk about learning their gypsies consider racial seller artless listen to this first does he goes i go to romania frequently for work and i am quite first the gypsies and why it is a racial sailor you know a lot about that was he still used the word gypsy that's like if i was in america being like everybody after when you travel to i've been de saint louis and i'm quite versed and edwards why it's a racial slur like i wouldn't do that that's kind of what he just at their first romanians are not gypsies robin people roaming many people are descendants of romance at another gypsies are people there came from egypt if you want to insult a romanian person called him a gypsy gypsies

to themselves and rob slash steal from outsiders they will fight at the drop of a hat i saw two old lady gypsies fight over which corner they were selling flowers on the old city in bucharest i hope this clear it up a little now did that in clear anything now i know that romanians are robin gypsies are people from egypt i do know that and then you went on to fuckin trash human away i'm sure there are upset about jesus christ that i just get in trouble just like i can read that so we got a lot of fighting mary when i meet with ice in these videos of two sat people dressed up like santa claus beat the fuck out of each other in my country

but i didn't realize that romania's will almost it says roman in there have did not know that iraq i leaped to look a lot of that up double check which meets i'm not gonna do it i'll forget about it information you just told me will be in my head in one day i'm going to spew it out and probably going to get in trouble aren't reason breakup am i the asshole well personally first of all first italy what two words that i just first of all it's certainly only what the fuck about my girlfriend of three years broke up with me over something me and my family thinks it's stupid alright so right now i'm a little nervous are you know your family back in you are you not one of those fucking young kids i can do no wrong i we are both twenty and since last february we ve been

i saw a generation eu that generation see we're about twenty since last february we ve been arguing since we invited her to my birthday there did she get upset because she was expected to pay for her own meal aright hoo hoo white whose whose hurries at your girlfriend ok i didn't tell my parents had two months later because it we started thing around early december my family asked me to invite you to come up with us to my dad's parents home on the twenty ninth because that's we can celebrate christmas with them when i take she said i am going to have to pay for my own gas i have asked d what that means so i assumed i was missing something so why do you do have like a dvd

to the point that you have don't have the fucking time to write add or naga look a fucking asd allstate the beasts asd you are not connected to that you are not a winner i don't know what the fuck that is your ship alone a butler ivf dissuade sooner was missing something so i asked my dad and he said of course she flipped out about it i was ass burgers disease would there be a baby that anti lot breaks out africa but ebay ass she forgot about it became became the new thing we could argue about reminder sister agree with her that it should it not pay for someone's gas when you invite them some place but my dad's parents didn't pay

for our gas but no one we know asked for that in all of our family members we invite to be day dinners never complained about paying their own bill should i put funds intended i appreciate your advice sir a big fan seem pretty good with your response in most cases i should note that after breaking up with me on new year's despite so he ended it i dont understand what's gonna u guys like a budget cheap fuckin assholes green eyes with you he takes somebody out for the fucking birthday you make them pay for their birthday dinner that's fucking terrible it's so terrible it's like it's hilarious then observed you she didn't give a fuck about paying for a gas she's probably alluding to the fact that you did you mean your paper rough button birthday that fucking hilarious

then in a lot of ways is sadder than go out to dinner values well for your birthday we still be there at the restaurant knows that your birthday now you sitting there with the table full of people that know it's your birthday and now you got to kick in wow that yeah i should probably stop short of calling you and your whole family bunch of cheap bucks but let's just say you're a little rough around the edges but whatever that's water under the bridge i guess you need to find your soulmate the kind of woman that doesn't mind paying for own birthday dinner maybe you're a feminist you know cuz most guys do we pay for our own shit on our birthdays we have to go out and go by the big fucking fancy gift on valentine's day i don't know i can't figure that one out the fact that you start midst said it's like she fuckin showed up your place and club you to death and then he had to send so the first six could figure out what time you died he did send an email

we are dealing with those spark whatever the fuck you dating if there's no spark and out of it i hate though i was wondering if you and mia could give me some dating advice to a lady listen while unfortunately he is not here so you can have to do with my dumb fucking idea i think i've got out on seven really good dates with a wonderful a woman who was essentially everything i've ever looked for a partner she's hilarious witty playful beautiful smart and motivated and good kind hearted person are you fucking my so the way we have ridiculous witty andrew reminds me how you and here are the part yes well that's what reminded me when you said it it turns out we even want all the same things in life in terms of a long term relationship for how does this go left to finally get a naked she had a deck one is what is going on

family living close to parents and siblings in the same area we grew up however the a few days she's grown a little distance jesus when i asked her why she explained that although she really joy spending time with me and i've done nothing wrong she's never felt strong passionate feelings toward me ok this is how you walk somebody threw their felix guy this is never i responded earnestly they have necessarily felt that huge passive spark aware of it she said she never felt strong passions feelings toward me how i thought she's never felt that foreign she was scared that she loves you ve said she said like your cool but i'm not feeling i responded honestly that i have not necessary servers severally felt that huge plastic spark with her

well congratulations what you guys have on your hands is your ear fuck bodies and now even in an area of limbo we don't really know where to go from here i think it is clear that we are attracted to each other very compatible but there is a lack of clear chemistry between us she has a celebrated online class for the next two weeks so he decided to cool things down a meet again after that is finished i think that's very white my question is if you consider an emotional passionate dr necessarily necessary for two people to be together successfully

long term and how it was with you eu india i personally a believer in long term love growing overtime and that for passionate love in my experience generally follows the newtonian rule of what comes up must always down nobly wishes to you near and your little one go fuck yourself i think that the fact that you guys both had that really your conversationally the one you feel and spark it's just like in the beginning it is the spark desert that's that euphoria did you kind of choice for the rest of your relationship because

you don't you just get used to each other and then when the love comes out at usually vacation holiday isoude dead through something together and you survived it it brings us closer together and then you have like these memories you don't like i've got to rough carries out with my wife and like having a courageous upsets the whole apple card and are you focus and so much other kid that you can kind of like forget to check in with each other and down you know so well learn with her as we have to take like these little weekend vacations and i'm in town just go to a hotel and it's hilarious and then we can instantly fall back in love again and then spend the rest of the time looking at pictures of our daughter

the sooner we mr stop so i don't know i think because guys have vs ie like you should be really good friends but the thing is already bagged or whatever so i don't know that works in the lesbian world but i know in the petrol world that can get weird and it's kind of fifty slash fifty sometimes the guy gets weird sometimes the woman gets weird it's just kind of weird stuff i don't know i think it's probably a good thing that you guys aren't going to see each other for a couple of weeks we can kind of be like you know cuz it's early on just do what the fuck you are at the two weeks but i know anything about that shit europe which is why you probably has neither chime into

to be honest with you the only way that it's going to fucking work is is if you do have that spark in the beginning because that's box with his what's going to make you stay cuz if you don't have that spark and get married by the fuck so whatever that it's just like you know you see people mary for money this is not a fucking yacht and miserable are a grown man sitting while pissing how jesus christ worst images ever heard you're all billy blue hills i'm a forty year old man with three young children i realise the other day that over the past couple years sitting down i purchase more often than not acknowledged funny because if you do not cause you're tired just fuck it allows i was worried that you know just gonna be some other progressive thing that you know standing peace privileged whenever something i come up next

it all started with the kids were babies my wife would wake up to feed and i would head down to the cat like a zombie the person i was too damn tired to stand it now the kids are a little older and i'm still fuckin exhausted most of the time at home find myself sitting down to piss all the time i think i'm just tired is fuck crazy do so mrs common among things men my age with young children now that you are fifty they do the same again be the only one right thanks to the park yes and go fuck yourself now i don't do that the item ever do that is if my wife's sleeping and when we lived its smaller apartments

i don't want to wake up when i was taken a piss consideration that would sit down and i would always make me laugh and i would always pitcher all of my friends making fun of me tat i was sitting down well what is it i think the fact that you still say piecing rather than being which is one of my major pet p s i hate what a guy says i have to go p it's just i came to my body microscopically like could towards oh by the way somebody told me it anyway and that any ways and i have to tell you i don't give a shit i said anyways i say in the process

now you probably not the only one who does it but i will tell you that what i have learned just having one kid is how important it is to get eight hours we could sleep and you should watch tv and beyond your fuckin phone i've actually got back to reading if you consider reading sports box reading i try to read but my wife she always watches the fuckin real housewives that tattoo parlour so any show that involves people she doesn't care screaming at each other for some reason she loves to watch that before she goes to bed so i just put on please don't put the fucking same headphones i wear when i fly in a plane so i can't hear people and i just read the fucking book but anyways i think maybe she get eight hours sleep he had to give a little bit if you have time

i know you're tired i have but one kid i can't imagine with like three at a good friend of my life told me what time when he was talking about the apparent his kids are older he's got like two or three kids at three kids and he said he goes to use i been tired since the nineties so i think that's just what it is that's just what it is you know what it is cuz what you kids get older they can kind of take care of themselves meeting i can wake up brush your teeth get ready for school and all that feel like you're not going to be tired but i think the thing that makes you tired the worrying because you constantly fuckin worried that someone's gonna happen to but whatever our right that's the podcast apologised for the low volume

i am talking here i really want to thank everybody does come out to my shows your germany i could not have had a better time it was fuckin awesome i will definitely be back the next time hopefully when i get a new our you guys do when it comes to see me i will definitely be back i think i'll come during the summer months next time or october fast what are the other right go fuck yourself and i'll check it on a thursday