Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday ages, October, twenty first two thousand and thirteen how you fuckin do and whether such an echo in here nominate, a hotel room fleet furnished hotel room here, that's what's echo and a little bit of good. You know what so help my awful thing. You know, don't you Damn sure a dancer and you're a fiction, how are you? How was your weaker as you could tell a little banged up little banged up and get a lot of sleep last night, you know what I've been in the fog last ten days, I was kept no less like ten weeks. I've been

the road. I will work on my ass off a dad. Dad he's been taken his medicine every night, and you know what a moment of fog I need it. I need to. Were you know, to turn over a new leaf. I gotta become like that. Dude member, those great not commercials, we'd, be outside this fuckin bathrobe. One leg up on the fuckin would couple of squirrels run around the background. Some birds tweet needs just eaten. His great nuts are clear, headed right. That's. Why need to be right? I gotta quit as someone get over cold. I'm a mess this week, everybody you know what they should make. You feel better about yourself. Yet all we, I least I didn't- I didn't fuck obeyed way

bill. Bandwagon did this weekend because we follow me on Twitter. That's my new character bill bandwagon. I was joking on Twitter that the boss, the Red Sox, signed the first free agent fan, do a three week, contractile bandwagon, and that is make- and I am him bill bandwagon- does what Bill bandwagon dough I actually went over to the Red Sox pro shop near, ass. I went over to it well during that, whenever the fucker your plane Detroit this past week in there I walked in Proserpina literally I get sick to my stomach. I waited at. Does I bought so much red such shit right up during the whole hide it occurred to the babe shared trainer, and that fuckin eighty six year, drought, I have more such shit, and I don't think I'll ever have to buy anymore. I may if they win the championship of giving a definite gonna buy hat I like the World Series patch, but that that that's about it, maybe

A glass shop might get, but as far as Jersey dude I got the I still in mind the back of my closet, I've, Derek love, tee shirts, Many more many Ramirez Jersey, no Ma Fuckin Jersey, some gimme, a jersey that was like the old school Red Sox, wanted just said poppy on the front of it like I'm ever gonna fuckin, where that, but I can't throw it out, you know so the last thing I fuck you need to do is go to historic, more that shit that that is gonna become sentimental than I can throw it out.

So I went by their again today to see if they are the World series badges and they don't. I guess again tomorrow, some shit fuck it up. So anyways. Congratulations to the boss, the Red Sox. I can actually name a few now go around me and feel the little bit was a middle Brooks over the drove over for drawing up, and I don't know who place first base. Is it Napoli heresy out my field, I'll fuck enough saltier, marker and others was too aging eyes were just fucking I I can't remember the guy's name, because with a? U, when he's fucking lights out pathetic, is so sad that I haven't watch this year and I have to sit here like a housewife husband. Dont needlepoint all you're, acting like I get it. I don't get it I don't know what's going on. I have been here boss who s five days are now. I'm actually read the sports page. It is your fucking nuts spices

dance Shaughnessy like three days in a railroad, positive article, incredible but whatever, let's just get down to brass tacks, you, the Red Sox in the World Series livable fuck series. We had the wind game six. I just said we. I know I did I'm a fucking hypocrite. They had to win, gave six because they wouldn't there's no way they were being Berlin to twice so, thank God. They did and thank God that guy hit that Grand Slam and punched himself from the chair, Just like that chick listen sings the year, the Titanic song right away. That's Whitney Houston. What was the titanic, so I was just a sign. The media hate women. Do you ever do that? You just really. I don't know women. If you ever do. Did you deserve a sign that comes on the just make sure hey guys.

A bunch of fuckin meet headed guys budget peanuts around peanut shells were on their feet sitting screaming yellin right stand alone. At the corner of this shit's dangerous drink it bears I get. This has to be. A fuckin saw like that. For me, the male version it was whatever titanic song was and that stupid mere? yeah, that's showing the fuckin thing and she punch yourself in a little hollow chest of God. The fuck was her name and then she d the sheep marry that landscaped Fuckin coke dealer, slash, maybe did some porn at some point, his life directed at anyway, that buggy nice lookin guy and what was really fuckin feminine french names like Renee, Susan or some shit, right

Jackie, whatever the fuck is may was Jesus. My own, a mood, listen to me trash and that that fucking Female George, Saint Pierre of Canada, right that basically on this level. One can choky out. The other one large choked up there you go look at that was, poetry right there, summon up Canada, everybody anyways? I found a cab when I was here in Boston, I gotta lay off that should do it. I swear to God. I look phenomenal for my age, but if I live another week the web and live a little the last six weeks, all right I'll make it up to out what run Howard looks like, and I want to go right by and ass no disrespect. Iran, ok, guys like in his sixties, Disney raising his fifties I'll fuck enough. Whatever this is the money money play.

Just everybody, the boss, the Red Sox, are in the world Series against DE saint Louis Shit, birds and that Redbird sorry, but why would you start with them their their very nice fence? Very nice stands out there in the home of an Heizer Bush, and I got tat sent me now. I cannot name one person I met you. This is the most baseball I've watched since I stop watching in two thousand ten. I don't know anybody on that. Fuckin team, whose patient for a giant Tudor would you get over there, the dead guy? Who finally shaved is fuckin head now? Wait you traded him too were the angels and then it from one I've overheard he's been shit and about out there what the fuck is his name enough I'll fuck it now

in order to watch. You ought to harnessing about trying to fuck and watch the Red Sox and get all caught up. Is they all look alike with those fuckin beards dislike three of them? They look there the exact same length in color beard and then is the backup, catcher or whatever, but he's got the gray and out of focus, I don't pretend enough right, but if you think I'm. Can be standing there on the Charles is the duck boats go by like I've been there all fuckin year, you sadly mistaken she wore let's get out. Let's get out of the hole. Were sports thing this is a story then treat me you guys. Did you start your hate that fuckin word I saw it now isn't treat you like. The whole world should be rejoicing that you're fuckin fascinated you say it's black your interest. You were in trade.

What is self serving fuckin word, that is, that a deal breaker right there if, if you're ever a date, and somebody uses that word on a first date unless you're a fucking douche- and you wanted, you know- maybe cancel out you're dead. She needs to negatives, make a positive and maybe a babies come out, be a good shit. I'm Tellin you right, steer clear of anybody ever uses. The word entreat you now, as if their Archie Fuckin glasses, didn't give themselves away to begin with the second that word comes out of the mouth. You know, if you can do the math on that, I can't here's a story that just pick my interest, because in their shit about the green peace, thirty, basically, twenty a green peas, guys Ladys, whatever the fuck, you call of green pieces in two journalists for some still,

but fuckin reason they decide they just a sigh added, a fuckin blue to go over it up into the arctic circle. I'm right, And basic what if I gotta go, see this right? Basically, what they did. They try to board came more than a month ago, after russian Coastguards seized. Twenty a green peace activists and two journals journalists in the Arctic. Why others, following their attempt to board a rush. An oil rig. These guys got these I had a meeting these twenty eight people had a fucking meeting. And they were like our here's, the plan to help save the environment or

release try to slow down the changing of the environment, because there's always gonna be environment, not taken one from George Carl on their. There will always be an environment which just changing, so they don't like the direction that some of the other but being the effects they haven't say decided digging around trying to stop these guys from drilling in this area. Greenpeace feels they shouldn't be drilling it. So this They're in the war were drawn up, these plants are right and I'm just Picturing myself in this fuckin meeting, because I don't have a problem of Greenpeace, it looks like a very thrilling job. The sort of a fuckin wailing ship winding your hair People from other lands shaking their fist at you. That sounds like a hell of a five thousand way better than tying yourself to a tree. Gonna come on. You know.

It just seems, like you know, it's a good time. So if I have a job, Greenpeace. I could see myself get sucked into a position where I'm in that meeting aright, now during the fuckin make somebody up there who God knows who manner. Woman is after gone, are still gonna go up to the arctic circle. Right there are my guy, that's can be fuckin called. Was it October, the Fuckin planet started tilt, way from the sun up there. I don't know about this but their own icebreakers. That's my first concern. Yeah yeah, blah blah blah and now we're gonna go fuck with the Russians. Wealth write them looking around the room leaders he rushed forward was my whole. Life is a childish. Those were the guys you d want to fuck within we're fucked. The Russians. It isn't like. You gonna go over there and you get it oh mess with the? I don't I'll fix? Nobody, the historians

fuck knows anything about Estonia. I doubt stoning, they don't over the people. They only people forget, let's go. Let's go much further: the second. You say Russians on my way to me: what is it and then they get to the fucking point. You never get up. Up to their oil rig. Who can shoot some ropes up it like we're in an action movie, annoying to start climbing up the side of it and we're going to board their oil rig right there, I'm out, I'm I'm a fucking do in that. You out of your mind, we're gonna get shot. Somebody's gonna take a fuckin meet cleaver right as we get up to the topic. Or hot wore a fuckin oil on us. So anyway, he's fucking. Jerk laughs, get on this goddamn bow and then to join

Let's go with him to cover it and they fuckin each day to go out there and what exactly? What you would have thought? What happened happened play fuck em, like russian Navy seal. Looking guys with these fuckin awesome guns pointed at these. These people they arrested all want. They took their boat and the two journalists, the green priests, you say that the fuckin boat was in international waters, gives a fuck you're at the top of the planet. There's no street sides, Are you looking at your little fuck and watch our? This want to this latitude. Nobody gives a fuck you just try to border oil rig all bets are off Many ways they all got arrested in their being charged with piracy and there beside themselves. They just saying the Russians just don't seem to understand, and it's like no, no

understand you fuckin morons, you don't you don't do shit like that find. My neighbor was plain, some ugly, bushes and his yard, and I wanted to protest. I wouldn't try to fuckin repel into the living room and then when they they arrest me for fuckin breaking and entering I wouldn't be all were playing the victor, they like to what the fuck are you talking about. I was protesting, you're you're, shrubs. You just don't seem to see into our does. He have the same sense of humour about this that I do show ya. Yeah, so I do not like everybody's feeling like talking about dislike. They are the victims. It says the organ at the organizer. The organisers Since you keg executive director has worked every weekend since the incident, in the Procureur see wildly

ok, so that right, the pejorative democracy while leading efforts to secure their release but is still finding it difficult to sleep, is in constant right Or, in a view bob, I said Russia exert, Russia is sending our out a clear signal saying: hands off our part of the arctic and hands complaining about our right to drill for oil. There, I think, to say so a little more than that. Don't fuck and shorter oil rig like like you got Tom Cruise on the boat. You can do some mission impossible shit. This is the real world Jesus Christ. You guys know how dumb I am. I know not to go out on a fuckin boat It try and board raw russian oil rig. You know we're just be like that. In platoon all time. I got a bad feeling about this man we're going out there

listen to the mom is in the papas some hippies. Yet all the leaves are brow. Scotch and these fuck guy stood screaming at your russian. Do the guns they had pointed out with a shit. I gotta tell you that right now that was the ad over, I think, was called the game over nine thousand. That's what the fuck they will point now. So you know what I'm gonna do we want a dumb wasted The present, but that I say that's that's right up there how awful visit to get a for piracy and you didn't even for can take the time to dress up like one. You know that will be the only even grace I belong. We only way. I'm gone on this mission is, if I get that Fuckin hamburgers striped short put upon

Java. My eye in some sort of cutlass my fucking mouth is at a knife. Was that a gun and I'll fuck enough? What did what he called? It was nice sword to fetch Georgia, meekly where they got an erection. Stick tat right, you're, fucking, mouth, it's very fast! and then you climb up dishonor area if AG in Asia cleaning. He took me key ones. Dead. You fuckin climbing up the side too. For what You drive or oh, ok. Are these guys hands up everybody juices? Further serious? Let's get this advertising here for this week, the green peas start. Everybody! Let's try to keep up on that one. Can you believe it who would have thought who would have thought you couldn't Fuckin, just pull up to an oil rig fuck and urgent. Do you couldn't do that to action.

The very least someone's gotta pee on huge, climbing up the side. Somebody far enough in the It is somewhat even take a shit, unearthing, cellphone cameras work out there because the Bermuda Triangle Doll, shape club, everybody, oh yeah. I talk about this every day, that so many things in the world that irritate me, hippies boarding, a russian oil rig and getting charge for five. See and then sit there staring at their bargain stock shaken they had gone. I don't understand you like a much stereotyping them that their like this, I'm sure they're hippies, to point out whatever what else bothers me, the red Sox beards. I can't tell one from the other. That's been bugging me and, to my mind, the web and live in my life. Lately very unhealthy. That's been bugging me, but listen with all the things. It was so many things out there. They can imitate you. Why would you add razors to the list

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Alas, the last couple of weeks, I keep saying that they are breaking ban on there and you know what evidently they don't so one on actually go to the friggin website and try and look it up. Let's see what they got going on here, while you first try one wing free Jesus Christ help me out here. How am I supposed to figure this out of fuck yourself, everybody trying to get information? You know I tried to rent a bicycle here in Boston yeah. I did that did that I was going to write a bike and I felt good about it. You guys could say anything you want about me. I don't care, I like writing. Bicycles and cities, no one I right am. I like go ensure law as I go by pedestrian wait into were waiting across the street makes me smile so many ways they there. These do. You know that they have a New York city in other cities,

Eggs will usher in a rich neighborhood. They dont want bicycles in the neighborhood. It's you know. It's amazing about rich people is just how much they just don't want to be around other people, and you know I like a hundred percent, get it. Fuckin respected the fuck out of here. Animals are right. Think I stole out this fuckin money to listen to you, get on and off a bicycle, get tough fuck out of here you're a piece of shit, and I took you for a one key right anyway, Hulu plus everybody not can so I like it better at second, so I got a rent. This bicycle, it's all my guy. What's what's the deal, I gotta stick my credit card. In the bike thing, so I go ahead and do it and then also they want my phone number. They want my phone up, I'm just written a bike. You already have my name in my credit card number. You know who took the bike. What do you need my phone?

before you know who I am you know when I took it, you know I didn't bring it back. Ok, you have my credit card. That's gonna link it to where the fuck I live. In that said, it's over I gotta give it a bike back. Why do you want my fucking credit got my phone number fucking country they just can't it's not enough. They make money off the bike. Now they gotta get one more piece of information. Are you so that they can then stockpile all those numbers with your credit card info then sell onto the fuckin tell a market is so I said you know what fuck you bicycle, I'm not bicycle company are not using so factor.

I don't have to do that New York City, but I'm not render bike in in Boston. Don't give him your phone number you asshole! I want. If I could just made up one, I'm really big on misinformation, you know when you can get away with it, always put out other information about yourself. Give yourself a chance. I write. Hulu plus everybody You probably try Hulu dot com now was Hulu plus you can watch your favorite shows anytime anywhere, who plus let you watch thousands of hit This shows that the selection of a clay movies on your television or on the go with your smartphone or tablet. That's amazing thing about everybody. This is really like watching tv in the future. Like even want, was a kid. I never even dream. They could do something like that of walk around watching tv everywhere, sauce streams in hd for the best viewing experience with Hulu plus you can watch your favorite tv show, current tv shows gives me like sounded like live community family guy. Zillion moors, or you can also watch

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rumour. Has it rumor has it? My agent was talking to me. I think we're going to add not a second but a third show in London. Brought you people mean sending me emails from Manchester England. Don't worry, I'm not! I don't have time this time to do it. The schedule because I have to I think I've got to Scotland the next day, but without a doubt a promise you wanna come soon. Next year, I'm gonna go gonna do a show in Manchester Register of the fucking Zillion miles. It's an ocean away. I didn't know can gonna sell tickets, so you always go to the major cities and die. I've just got a bunch of people saying colony account me to come to Manchester, and you know that's all I need to here. That's all. I need here little bit interest little bit salts round like I like these guys, I'm gonna go fuck and had up to now. I'm not forgive me for being stupid ever

an Chester is that where Man United is from it's be right, that's crazy to me. You would think at the most successful Premier league team would be in London doesn't make sense. Rather than being in the water out of England, I'm really dumb, really fuckin onto level Stepan on land here, I'm Talkin sports. When I told you about the fucker Talkin about and shit nuns, it is. I have no idea that Jesus Manchester someone else

In sporting tunnels, we're gonna go there and get fuckin head, but it and have my ear bit off. I really don't want deal with that. That's why I feel safe in London. I just feel like it's a bunch of people skipping around drinking tea and I'm not gonna get beat out. You know, that's not on my agenda taken a soccer hooligan fuckin beat. I tell you my time ago. I read that book among the thugs and I'm sure was exaggerated or even worse. Maybe it was it. Maybe they toned down. But yet I was enough for me. There was enough for me anyway, I'm just fucker with you guys. I will definitely yeah. You know the more cities I can had when a bad. When I go over there, the more shit I can see the more people I can reach each time I go over to our Europe. Hundreds gonna keep out and countries in cities and that type of thing that's the game plan.

I'm sticking to it all by the way you guys all talk, Miata go in Naples, Jesus Christ. I might, as well said I was going to fuck and date. No higher I've never heard a city, trashed, trashed voices, cracked the way Naples did ok enough enough said enough said I got it. I got. So I think I'm going to stay in Rome and then can I think so Scotch some good reviews vanished got some good reviewed. Having achieved this worthy dirty war, I got it, somewhere phase anybody know, book on Mussolini can recommend a good one, I've just Read so much shit about that guy. He reminds me of poverty. They both have a shaved head. They both think they see things and they both predict shit.

And they prepare for victory, and then they lose it Benito versus Paul Mussolini. I told you that they want to eat, Can I be easy, the invading someplace in northern Africa you go in Greece and Hitler told them don't do that shit right. An emotionally thy. Anyway. We got this. It's all good. He goes out A white horse to ride through town, get ready for the vote, reporting and then they lost they ve got the big Mars is got another, though. What what are you, though, he's already do? It's gonna be a bloodbath. I So I want to read more about this guy. He sounds like quite the character. Speaking of characters. There's a fuckin, hilarious, hilarious, video only because it's all,

It seems like they're, just everybody's drunken lethargic namely the video, is jets, fan punches female patriot. Than in the face after their victory. Congratulations to the green comes by the way That is your superboss, and you know it is not one in it again. The shit you guys realize you're coming up on your fiftieth anniversary of not winning a super bowl like the your golden anniversary In the end, they said it wouldn't wars. Congratulations when you guys! don't want it this year. This is me just piss, because you guys want now. As job around like you did something. Yesterday you wait. You wait till we come back healthy. He fucks And it was an excuse- and you know what, when you're, losing the number one fuckin defensive player on all levels bids well fork And a key to leap, I gotta say: Juno Psmith do that fuckin guy! He better get a nickname, you dumb New York.

After you, fuckin said sand. Shies gonna give one to Jane of don't. You know, I don't don't drink a guy like that Psyche is the real deal man I really like that. Guy is a quarter back there and I don't give a fuck man, patriots on when it shut the sheer anyways. You know I don't mean that a bad way, but I'm a realist ok, I'm still enjoying the season concludes anyway. So at the end of the game, what so that even the very worst is like basically male jet fan, punches Female patriots van in face what it really sure said, was male jet fan, punches female patriots fan in the face after female patriots. Fair was punching him in the face reason. You know because you're not supposed to hit a woman in the face whenever they show these videos stage II, that cut out that part of the video or they show it, and the people on tv never commentator on the fact. But the woman was punching this guy in the face. Do you gotta see this judgment

it's fucking Larry's, so shit faced in like lethargic, that's it because everything is just sort of like in slow motion Round house die. It takes a lot of punishment, but he never. He never loses focus. I call The big unflappable, if you watch him you know Jim Duncan, is the big fundamental. This drunk jet fan was was the big unflappable and I got data pats. Fancy took that punch like a chap pop right back up. I dont know what was going on, but that jet fan out or Novi did something to start right at the beginning of the video, and he does something looks like two Ladys had some fat guy in a blue shark

A kind of swing in autumn and he's just like in slow motion like girl, but I did, but I d just punching people in the face and the advent of the opposition had done it and deserves to be punished, but this is something I think that I passed before of female stands on this podcast, I have any. How do you feel about that? Obviously, you should never punch a woman in the face, but now you not fuck this. Let me ask about a question we women or listen to this park, as have averages got mad at it in a bar just started punched him in the face and when you doing that a punch them in there, when you doing that. Is there any fear that the guy's gonna hit you. Back. Are you? Are you literally thinking like? Well, you can tweak I'm a lady. He can't hit me in the safety zone or are you just

simply so mad. You lost your shit, you just thrown punches because, like I said, I don't think that their dreadful should have done what he did, what he should have done. What a gentleman does when a woman is punching him in the face. Is you go with you? Go with a front? Kick it like thirty percent speed we go the front? Kick thirty percent power? That's what you do with short! It's not quite a kick it sort of just pushing her off. You, you know you just sort of you just get up gonna give one allows keeps her at bay, leg is longer than the arm you know, but then is it we gotta. Do it fast enough because the second you do it You know some guys are going to come in and totally overreact, because you actually made physical contact with this shit,

We're being that does not have a penis. Has vagina yet is drawing punches. It's really really weird dynamic, but I gotta tell you the big unflappable. He did all right. He's, got it he's. Gotta wear a judge. Jerseys got so you guys gonna pull some money together. A few bail amount, you gotta get him a judge, Jersey and on the back. You gotta have the big unflappable summers programming it matters now: excuse toad whatsoever, I'm not saying there is, but I just I don't know. I find that that that dynamic is interesting. I had a great guy, fucking bombed. The other day is walking down the street just the way he was Beggin was great. He had some sort of musical background and you won't be one

by whom he had great voicing just go J J J. I came into the way that I put a smile on your face. Is one right down the scale I don't have any money. Only at fucking atm money can also get like couplet twenties in your pocket. You so far, and I want to help you but do not run helping China get your sandwich, I'm not trying to fucking by you. You know what can hear what twenty bs twenty boxes,

much giving me ever given a homeless guy like like five bucks, a ten bucks and they react the same way as if he gave a quarter and he can't get mad Canada Jason Alexander moment when you wanted to get credit, but then you also think like. While you know, if I dont have a house or apartment, you know, getting five dollars really is not a major step in that direction. It's just! Maybe I can get the egg and Swiss. You know the hammock and get it here. Megan cheese is opposed to an egg and cheese, and then I'm gonna eat that and then an ninety minutes, and when we fuck and hungry again. So I can get it, but it's also kind of annoying J J J Change change, so anyways World Series starts tomorrow night. If you want to jump on my bandwagon eye of the show,

he's bandwagon? The newest and shiny is bandwagon in town attitude. I get enough fuckin arguing with someone really build. What a surprise don't come at me with that attitude. I got this big argument with somebody on the other day. They were telling me all about LOS Angeles talking about are fake tits. Another type of thing was make up and those jobs and you'll. I went out to allay replaced or plastic in fake out there. They d been ten year, Fuckin Moura and everybody back here just tells the truth right. Somebody tell me fuckin blows my mind. I just really does have cited. You don't kill me as I've lived out there for six years, and I might look, I know when you first get there. I know what you're doing

down, fuckin sunset strip. You go down Hollywood Boulevard, yeah and that's what you see. Ok, you tell me when you go to the fuckin meet packing District in New York City. It's not a bunch of plastic phony fuck in Paris, Hilton tights, aware of the fact that no one is of that ilk year, you gotta the Fuckin club, seeing what the beautiful people it's always gonna, be a bunch of. Many people back, I tell you, I don't think the plastic surgery is that bad in L A are you guys? in what even reacted to have you fuckin by this guy. I lived out there. A fuckin six years and uptown go dude. It's really not like that. There's a lot of really talented good p. Allow what the fuck do. I know I just They even out there's six days of another six years, what the fuck, what I now pleased by all means you tell me about what you know. I'm somehow missing, I gotta be honoured.

If you really want to see plastic surgery, that's out of control. These are my top three places. And then this might my wildcard pic. I would Orange County, California Dallas? Texas And maybe beach flora unbelievable, and am I made my wildcard the impossible dream? What might be, I would say, Phoenix hours on, but the fact is that even then, I think fact it out like rollerblades. They were there like a main these thing at the very least, they don't have, unlike our.

Remember those ones they had the nineties out: Jesus Christ, those fucking, Clint, Eastwood, vain on the side of the women. Fortunately stop doing that. There's never been a pair of fake boobs. That looks better than the real thing that whatever the regional rowboats just look way better regardless of size. Way better your enemy. I don't know I guess when you have a shared on nobody can tell. But a fact this is weird. That's that's fucking insane to take a plastic bags chemicals and Stick TAT India, rather than keeping your beautiful normal once I'm pro boobs that they may talking nicely about boobs here in October, oh by the, I called it with the pink scam. It's finally fuckin come out. You guys see in all these articles. This is all

Pink shit, all their brain, where you will get your mind So how can you make fun of it? Everybody come down on me. You think I'm the bad guy wherein the black hat and FARC. In October I gotta links you guys to check out I swear to God a hundred people of tweeted to me. So it's not my fine, I'm not gonna. Take credit for by this is our works with that pink shit, it's basically. Whatever they sell said say they sell a pink football Josiana felt jersey by Tony Romo, Pinky, right, commie, pink, oh fuck, in Jersey, right basically like ten percent of the wholesale, not the region. A price on the jersey. Now what you pay the eighty hundred bucks, whatever the fuck, it is the whole thing which is probably will say, thirty five bucks. Maybe what does it costs them after the kidney sweatshop makes the fuckin thing. I don't know what you say: thirty five bucks or ten percent of that.

So if the hundred dollar, Jersey, retail for you ten percent, wholesale thirty five bucks, that's like they donate three dollars and fifty cents and then they pocket the the ninety six dollars and fifty cents and let it go. Over the commie pinkos there right they take their freedom, and fifty cents. Now they have Our entire infrastructure and all the people that are making money. Trying to ways and raise awareness like that's their job, that's how they pay their rent. That's how they get themselves a yacht that three thousand fifty cents has to be thrown into the stockpile. The pay, all those people for their pink cubicles in this pink staplers that all that shit and by the end of it what you have left so there you go there you go.

Just one big see a shit. I don't know what the fuck am. I really don't mind it's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life. I think people are aware of it and I just fight to be this weird thing where you have to be that aware of it like it's more important than psychology, king for positions in like you know this disease March madness, you know, run it the score, so they can get the number one seeds that they can play a sixteen. Rather than being like a five, you know and playing a twelve hour, fucking mouth on it. Alright, let's get into the young. Let's get into the fund letters the letters for the week. I need a man's advice, while what the fuck you you in me for lunch fair reason subscribe to the podcast. I had no idea

I'm sorry what I never promoted. You know. Why would you know about my fuckin part? Isn't there like ninety million things on the it'll, give yourself a break? This as though you things on the internet is free porn on the internet, the very fact that you even listen to it Secondly, this is an unbelievable com, compliment. Anyway, she said I am racist subscriber, but ever obsessively caught up and listen to like five months of Monday morning, podcast Breaking bad date, night Chapelle show You stand up so recently Hometown Minneapolis a lot of huge football fair. What do we get to hear Well, thank you for all those an arrow said start here. Thank you for all those compliments, sir. He said you can see the arrow down.

My g. I love emerges also tipsy for courage to write this. I don't know what the fuck that means these spanish Imre anyway. She said I've been manifesting, manifesting feelings for one of my best guy friend of fifteen years now, I'm thirty years old and it seems like a no brainer disguise drunk raining with his woman struggle of the fuck. This is, I'm thirty years old and it seems like a no brainy that as friends we make the girl at seeing if it could be more jesus- and we see if I can find get through. This is like in english person or something was drunk. I feel like what's holding me back, our not one hundred percent physically attracted to him, I'm worried if it doesn't be, if not more If it doesn't work out, I chance of losing a great friend after native hanging out and drinking? I texted him so why

have we never messed around in our adult life to which he responded? Great question, I'm not sure, is which I said you what your epilepsy, L, L, IP desires for some epileptic here, ellipses. Indicates that admission of words, you know people, you know I'm fuckin dom don't use, is what the fuck is, that ellipses, What am I gonna? Let us up ellipses, you know a people laugh and with a lot of people also money here. The definition ellipses is a series of dodge that usually indicate an intentional emission of words sentence or whole Jesus. Christ. Ok are at my world that dot dot dot. I thought that said apple

You notice, I start reading a word in when I can't. I don't know what it is. I panic like merriment. Now when I just throw out of fuckin word great question, but I'm not sure dot dot dot. To which point I said, you're ellipses in kids and emission of words dot dot dot. Are you know what right there? I'm not fucking you. I'm assuming this is a woman. This point here anybody uses the word your lp, not even that to use the word ellipses. I can action own up to my own stupidity, r, L, Epilepsy US indicates an admission of words right there. You're already putting him on the defensive You know you're already fucking, like mine, fucking him.

Anyway, she said hoping to get him to make the text move. He hasn't. Oh, you thought that if you wrote the entrepreneurship, saint dot, dot dot I'm paranoid every laughing cause. I'm saying you doctor indicates in emissions of words, dot, dot dot. She says hoping to get him to make the next move dot dot dot. He has it so is it on me to make. The next move is, is the of running the relationship, ruining them I should not worth it is even worse. Of your podcast. What do I do? The person says I feel I regret my garlic of. If you read this or not, this is where I say thanks and go fuck yourself. I will look if you are seriously

explore relationship with somebody is probably not a good idea to start the relationship after a night of drinking with texting. I would think: that's it. That's a sober move. Now we just want to fuck the dude, then yeah drunk texting is great, but I would leave out the big words and casings a dummy like me, I don't know what is the next move if you want to pursue it, I would bring up the text since our little drunk when I texture, but I was you know, you know what to do: this whole thing is set up wrong. You just wrote: Why have we never messed around in our adult life? You didn't say how come you ve never taken me. Do a movie youtube, basically The relationship is setting up. Here is a fuck body. So, if that's what you

I would say, full steam ahead. If that is What you want, I don't know how to finance around the drunk text that you said so we never messed around. An adult life, great question, I'm not sure you're ellipses scenery indicates it admission of words who the fuck would have a text that is the guy's already drunk either they let you fucking held the phone up. There was drunk Romania. What does that say? Why are you talking about epilepsy? I don't know what to tell you man, but if you want to hook up with them, it's it's there. It's there I'm not your female Jesus Christ. How can it be put it out? They like that you're all set as far as their beloved connection- I don't I don't. I don't

I would do something different both for take a cook and class together. You gotta do some I'm taking you seriously type of stuff. I don't you know that physically attracted the guy you drunk texting, em. You know what you need to what you need some half time, adjustments! That's what I would do all right, you're better than this Youtube. You can't you take a look up with a guy that you're, a tractor Don't shut off the less sweetheart right, you need the sober up like me, to get out of the fog obdurate this week. You do it to going out with some different people. Go, find a good looking chap that you attracted to the Euro. Go fuck and have a cup of tea with them are some share whatever you do, I'm guessing you from somewhere. Ask us just two ways:

the expressions beyond that word. I couldn't read that I've never heard chased by sound than he was. I get me a headache advice dealing with racist family bill, I'm a big fan of any advice about a problem, you may have experienced my girlfriend is a different rates than me and my family. Is acting in a racist way about it. I didn't have the problem that got. The problem is very close to my family. I usually talked like, of course you are. I don't you talk to my its once a day. So this means I have to deal with their crap on a daily basis. My love, your grandmother comes to town bit and that similar to the kind of bullshit that I'm dealing with on a daily basis, eyes back story. My family is jewish, but not religious. My parents are from Russia and our old, cool white. As far as You can see it as far as they say, racism is just the way it is

no shame and telling it like it is by making ignorance Dame statements. My folks told me exact words that they want my girlfriend to be jewish, but they what my father told me exact words that they want. My girl friends to be jewish but that they would settle for someone? Why did you leave something out there, sir? That doesn't make sense to me, so my girlfriend is less lebanese slash mexican await wasting away Oh your family is jewish our right! Now I get it sorry. Fucking down this week, my folks told me that they want my girlfriends, jewish, but they would settle for. Someone like my girlfriend is lebanese slash Mexican. Ever since I mentioned her to my parents, they ve been making all kinds of ways his comments about her, they hated.

Or why can't you date, normal people out and there will be problems. You'll see some stock. I can't that my girlfriend, because I lover and two we have a great relationship and three dumping are just because of racist bullshit would make me a hypocrite, but I can't get up my parents because I love them too, and they have otherwise been wonderful in support of all my life. Try to explain, the my girlfriend is not a problem and that she won't change my relationship with them. My folks keep repeating the same races. Bullshit. Any advice for dealing with my folks would be greatly appreciated, thanks and looking forward to seeing you the next time in here in New York City, I will do you. Gotta live your life, you gotta do what's right for you and you know. Hopefully your parents will come around, but here's the deal do you're gonna, outlive you so they're gonna be long gone, and if you do everything that they want you to do, then when they, when they are gone,

you're living the life they wanted you to live rather than the life that you wanted to live now. If they do what they want you to do, What you wanna do overlap, then fuckin by all means full steam ahead. But if you we love this girl that I would I would stay with that. I wonder what the fuck you gonna tell the fact: people you know fuck what they think bunch a fucking miles: breathing morons. Why would even listen to me? I'm a vulgar me, I'm a more about moral when it comes to that shit. Fuck people live Libya, life and let them let them deal with it. Jesus fucking relationships are enough. You don't do that shit till you parents to grow up. I girlfriend sleeping over a bill of twenty six, and my girlfriend of about three months has been staying at my house. Forty six nights a week, Jesus Christ. They started about this

last week we were daily when I asked her to stay over element for that night. I gave it time to get used to it. To get used to some are being my bet. It's killing me. She lives with their dad and I understand why she would rather stay with me. She only has it, with pleasure, my house automatically moved in together, but I have never live with a girlfriend before I feel like the relationship move too fast. The worst part is, I have to get Work is about six eleven, Philip. I have to keep to a round, went away, current get dressed and I have to get dressed in a dark. I am tired in and the day from lack of sleep. I've dropped subtle. Hence when she had spent the night like I slept so good last night, That's fucking hilarious. I also started to be loud in the morning and turning on a lamp, I think she got the head, but nothing has changed. I asked my roommates in his girlfriend for advice, but it seemed kind of blood,

my roommates girlfriend is in college, so his girlfriend is only there on the weekends any MRS, her not being there three. Some being a bitch I want a break up with her. Just find a nice way of saying: go the fuck com. Or I'll, see you tomorrow thanks, we devised by the way. Does everyone say, go fuck yourself at the end, or do you add that no people say go fuck yourself, yeah, that's the deal yourself, you're, a younger person, and yet, as one of the hardest things you have to learn is say what you're saying I must say what you're feeling, knowing that the person doesn't want to hear it, but you say it and a healthy way. So I would just say: yeah, that's easy! The sailors we gotta talk about something. It should say what you like

I love when you're off here I'll spend time with you, but forty six nights a week its affecting my sleep, and you know my job in this type of thing. So I'd like to have it be more than like two nights a week, you're just gonna moved a little too far for me the joint ways? Are you saying by any just state state. I'm not saying I must say, like you, I'm just saying it moved quickly, and this is on me. I didn't. I didn't want to hurt you, failings and I did not convey it. I know twenty six You know this is very in my lifetime need to work on. So I'm trying to get better this, I'm just trying to communicate with you. What would make me happy so we can be happy and then. She wants to part B Lieve Uranium and you won't be here and then out what the fuck you gonna do. You ve seen it for three months. If she's going,

like a fuckin baby, then letter, but you mentioned that she lives the dead and you understand. Why should rather stay with me so Zack I a dick so that guy's a dick then like she's, like a stray cat, and you gave us some milk analyses that you do. You fucking day. That doesn't mean she likes you that's up! There, let's not a fuckin healthy reason for it to be over there. Forty six times a week, she's over there for Textiles weak because she loves you, that's one thing but she's over their forests extends we because he dared to fuckin asshole. Then she just kind of being codependent

So, but that's all other can of worms, and I don't bring up that part- do not bring up her dad by the way on any fucking level. When you tell it just say: listen this move really quickly and all the bullshit that I just I just say that way and if she's gonna cry then like hooting blow fish said a long time ago. Let a cry! I just let her fucking cry and you know that's what they do when they get upset, they cry, so it doesn't mean you're, a bad guy. Just understand that

she's crying because you conveyed what's gonna, make you happy? Can you imagine if you did that if the shoe was on the other foot and she was just say, listen, you watch and he s pen, he watched Sportscenter like three times in a row. It's the exact same. Shall can't you just watch it once how many times do I have to look at these highlights? What do you think she would do if your bottom lips are quivering and you start crying and then try to put the entire relationship on that? One little thing: do you think she'd have any fucking guilt? I don't think she would. So neither should you grant watch and he has been three times around actually say in. How could you not stay over here is much is not the normal

level, but you know what I'm saying so. Good luck to you served just right down on a piece of paper. That's your eyes do because I wasn't good at it. I just wrote down on a piece of paper everything that I wanted to say and our drugs smiley face above it. So I would remember not to say that an angry fuckin way. I know that sounds stupid, but I work for me. So good luck to you, sir. I. Two guys in a lady two guys at a girl right there, brother man, bill, loving Oh, my wife loves you stand up ever since I showed her. Let it go. I've got a situation on my hands here that I would love to. Are you your input. I had a falling out with one of my closest. Friends about six years ago. It was all because of a girl that he said he was there said was his first love and apparently lots of virginity with the girl, and I hit it off and ice. So we started going up

we don't want to is failing, since we were all best friends, but after you found out, he wanted nothing to do with this, which is understandable, there's nothing worse than somebody bang in somebody used to be in love with right, and then they come to you in a mature way last thing you want you wanted to sneak around. She could be like how dare you I thought you were friends what they actually cut. Listen. This is just something that we wanted to talk to talk to you about, because we value our friendship with you the same way. We value the feeling that we bought me just being maturity of the fuckin sit there and not calm counts the worst I plan ahead as relationship grow. She told me that she never was intimate with him and then he didn't even know. But ass the relationship grow. She told me that she was never intimate with him and that he didn't even know he liked her that way or that she didn't you did.

Out there, but she didn't. You know that he liked her that way fast forward present day Mary did the same girl and have two dogs in the process of buying or first time, together out of the blue out of the fact that my friend contact me via Facebook and keeps asking me to go out with him, When I say that my wife wants it to tag along too, he keeps repeating the phrase we gotta talk. Man may demand before we can start a new. I just got all fuckin turned around in there. What the fuck just happen. The wife loves. You your relationship grove. Do you fucked up a pronoun and they're? Not just throw me right over the cliff has unleashed a brochure we ve never want to be. She was never intimate with them. Now wait a bit

SK. I said he lost his virginity tour Jesus Christ. It's like a soap opera, so you married the growing to dodge the process by four out of the blue. My friend contact me be a facebook and keeps asking me to go out with him off to have a drink, a right when I say them that my wife wants. Tag along too. We keep supreme the phrase we gotta talk, man, a man before we start a new. Should I go now now now you shouldn't you shouldn't, because Because he's a fucking weirdo, he sounds like he still has a lot of her hair someplace. Gotta start man to man, don't gimme a feast still fuckin debts. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, We want to hang out with you. We could walk away

that easily. How good friends were you? You know if you guys just watch aims together. Could you work together? We went to school for a couple years together. May I think it's a fuckin rap sounds like you got a great thing with your wife. Why do you want to bring this guy over and then what then what he wants to see what she looks like. That's. Where do that said single white female shit. I wouldn't should you go now. I wouldn't go fuck him. The deal you want to hang out with us we're a couple see it that way. Other than that you know. I can't fucking up, don't make sense, the that I wouldn't go. They with your wife, three way- relationship. Sir William of Orange. I, like that one very you feel it. I just get needed with a fucking cream sickle

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teams down there how the gangs plight freeway relationships are built. Zero billion of orange thanks for the podcast mandatory the short so my girlfriend- and I are twenty five and then together for about four years, things aren't great, but they aren't horrible either The we started hang out more with her best friend and ever whenever we hang out it's always a great time. Her friend is better bit of a relationship dry spell lately and re Currently, my girlfriend told me that they ve been discussing the possibility of our starting, a three way. Relationship right Kay. I don't need to read any more. Do it do? ways as my girlfriend I have already gone down this road before with minimal complications. But that was primarily a sex only relationship, whereas. No one would probably be more serious. Will you fucking Jack trapper how

more serious you gonna live with the two out of three company. Roughly for anybody under the age of fifty. The problem is I'd really like to date. The friend I think that we can make this trio work, but I see myself liking the friend more than my current girlfriend and fucking the whole thing up for everyone. I also think that breaking up with my girlfriend to four years, just data best friend is a cut move and therefore is off the table. Finally, this fucking the fucking question. Sorry! So, should I encourage three way: It's the only way I'll ever get to date, the friend which seems quite county, or should I just break up at the girlfriend, forget about the whole thing and move west to start fresh thanks again and go fuck yourself, p p s come, do a gig and main before you get too big for your freckles. And only the stadium gigs. First of all, sir, you are a fucking hero and you are.

Having a life life right now that most only fantasize about myself included that fuckin tremendous and is a tremendous situation. Have you self- and you know what I say- I say you fuck em, both then you'd dumper and then you fuckin, you move West and start afresh. That's what you do and that's not a dirty move. Ok, because what you girl friend, is one right she's in the women she's in the boat, but you're not gonna, marry this woman aright. This girl, she's she's rogue she's, a renegade you're gonna get a pilots licences fly around the fuckin world. Is Emilio Erhard manual. Titus woman down right foot then in Amerika you know you're, not what you want to fuck her friend are right. So why don't you just do what I say you fuck em, both our it's not a can't move. They brought it up. You don't think your girlfriends,

in selfish. Here, she's, not she sit there risking her friendship with her girlfriend drag you under the fall. The whole things for there's no fuckin relationship here, sir you're, a Fox stick and by all means let them use. You was such tat yourself. Some condoms have a great time. I'd have my suitcase pact right outside the Fuckin bedroom door, then do the Porky piggy. Eighty two, eighty, that's all folksy a fuckin out of it got flesh! God bless you, but that's Jesus Christ. People shit on main people make fun of that state. That's considered a problem in Maine everybody got country up their blue potatoes, fresh air fuckin Three, since they gonna do some stay. One are right that support cast for this week. Everybody I hope he enjoyed it hope you have one for weak, I'm gonna, fucking guttural go get most

of some great juices, salted laid off the stalks. I'm lay off the boughs faced a family with me, the right I'm done with this shit. Some are still in great shape. There are no what happened. Probably the liquid diet there now his wrap up everybody now that the show's over don't forget to sign up for a free trial of Hulu plus, cannot stress that enough people. This is tv watching for the future. Ok, who plus let you bench bench and thousands

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be legendary nights for myself here we go here. We got our eye on this November. Seventh, dark constitution, Hall in Washington DC. There has deal with that one everybody One is that's what Eddie Murphy tape delirious right enough said. I did that I've perform their one other time, but I was there with Jim Norton, Jim Brewer and David tell on the anti souls on that were taught, was awesome and I was really open when I came out there. They have that electric blue carpet for some reason I feel like Eddie had the blue carpet, but I think it was just a stage in it was. It was ass himself tat. I thought I'd never get to go there again. So the fact them

Be there? It's gonna be an extra special shell and really looking forward to it and then on the eighth, I'm doing the beacon to shows that the Beacon theater and then on the night, I'm doing not to show that the Tower Theatre, anxious it's just gonna, be also big. There. Obviously almond brothers do that the beacon run every fucking year there, I've done a number of banished benefits there. I didn't there when I did the night too many stars when I did Steve Jobs Bit. That's where I take that one, so I'm amazing to be able to come back there in that people are buying. That may take it. So I want to thank all you guys for that and, as always dude, I called adversity neutral his own poverty. Paul Benito Mussolini version will be opening for me

and it's just gonna be an awesome time, and I am really looking forward to it and I get this feel as whole. New chuck material come and so on beyond site to go out and in our work it out this weekend lay and have it ready to go in November are guys that support Casta, whose plain tonight the g meant the giants. Trying to not go on seven. Do poverty is to graze giants, fan of all time. He no matter how, on one or two or three hour, for I have to every fuckin with their own for to. Tell you right now, they're gonna, finish nine seven, the giants GO night, you hardly a first to go, and ninety three there is, he was say. Last night I was hanging out with them. He was still talk and positive. He says they always six. Those they gonna win. This guy, I think he's got us

that they gonna finish. Eight Nate fuckin phenomenal Famagusta respect them. For that other than that, I make fun of everything else does that's it go fuck yourself, souci.