Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Monday morning. Pod cares for Monday November, twenty fifth two thousand and ninety, what's going on how? Why has it Oh and oh, my god, it's fucking Thanksgiving week is great how exciting stakes giving we wanted a great distance the greatest week of of the year, provided you not homeless out in the street, Thought you love once you know if you actually have given, Some sort of life for yourself, ok and you been lucky. This is the best fucking weak. The weak right nobody's work in this week now by, You know it's working people in other countries. There are Could they don't have Thanksgiving and I'll? Tell you right now. That's all That's why these all this hatred of America, you know there

jealous are all jealous of that fuckin week we have in November when you only have to go to work for three. Fuckin days. That's why they're always nit picking everybody has a machine gun go to the mall any more yeah balance, a life right? You get a three day week, every fuckin. Thanksgiving. I mean every fuckin November's, something has to give all right. We can't ever cake and eat it other countries, Why did you guys quit NIT picking on us? You know, as we do friend the world and bring freedom to everybody, just sit there and knit pick our eye we make. Movies. Then you you'll love our close here when it really comes down to it when it really comes down to you, wanna be fat, DR

I can convertible on your way to some greasy spool cause. You only got a three day fuckin work week. You know. And then we have an entire fucking day, they're just celebrates overeating. You understand that other countries, I got you all jealous now DORA, There's no other thing lawyer: what are they gonna do a German, how they get October FEST, which is in September, for you tourists, don't try to go there and October, it's fucking over its celebrating the coming October, when they would have the fucking have That's actually, you know what I gotta give it up to Germany, as I have said a lot I wonder if that we set a lot on podcast before were to get out. You gotta, give it up the german workers area world, where one aright, Germany and like fucking nineteen turn, you gotta give it up to the Germans.

I'll tell you there and is something that iron horse. You gotta go up to the Germans that that's a fucking great holiday. They make great beer, you giraffes all year growing, you know with the broad farm, you're fucking Venus Schnitzel, yet get brigaded end the Falcon harvest in Poland, out of the ground where Venus Schnitzel comes for bovine animals at her garden. I don't what the fuck is. This an average bread, Fuckin PIG, Caselli Windows, motherfuckers And when they were done right before they were going to operate heavy machinery to cut down all this fuckin food right, why would they they would go out, get absolutely shit faced, they dress like they were coming out of a fuckin cuckoos clock and they would get absolutely fuckin hammered puke all over, Colorful socks, bear knees right dose of debts. You know what they are.

Fuck it wouldn't clogs! I know that's the fucking, Netherlands, I don't give a shit right that then the next day they be all fuckin hung over hammock fuckin hammered Bobby still drunk and get on a goddamn. Porsche combine. I will give it up. To the dry, no nice, when you got the northern lights, you know. I know you got it, but you don't. You don't have tax, giving rise to stakes, giving happens on a Thursday, which means everybody's gettin, affording fuckin weaken and everybody each they fuckin ass off, because you know what you need a lot of energy if you're going to survive, gettin trampled at a fuckin Walmart on Black Friday, it's a great fucking weak Thursday celebrating eating with the native Americans before we slaughtered them and then

Blood Friday, where we watch oppressed people in this country that had been Worried by the selfishness of those on top but one another, A vcr slash dvd rural quarter that has been cut by eighty percent, ok and rather than white people taking responsibility for putting those people in their economic position who do they blame black Friday right. Once we get out of the way there on Saturday, you have all the rivalry football games, How jealousy right now? What you gonna do her watch, all those folks jerk ass run around kickin stuff with their feet?. Do you really like it aren't you jealous we get to work, rivalry, fuckin Saturday, you get the fuckin you got. It

Alabama, verses, Auburn. I'll stay versus Michigan they both of you then on and on and on and on and on its gonna, be tremendous. It's gonna, be I can't fucking way for this week. You know I'm aware fuckin stupid ici sweater Kick my ass off. I want to make some pies right on my back. When my daughter rights are tricycle round and ran around and enjoy my forty weakened. My god give right as a fucking overridden american right. Then I welcome are you fucking people, just like the statue of liberty come over here, participate sorry get over that while there were building come on over bring a plate. You're on Wednesday. I will have my new record for not booze.

Since I started boozing way back in eighteen. Eighty five, you know when the genes were stone wash your hair was blown up, but there was no such is alcohol. I think alcoholics anonymous or the Betty Ford Clinic. I think was only about ten years old gonna Rehab Julia couple of self help books the car still drove on. Let me guess: it's actually natural reality sixty eight days. I think it's kind of apropos by using their correctly probably now tat I could set, record, simultaneously still get absolutely blind drunk and make a fool of myself. The next day it is part of me doesn't want to put this regularly brought a reach, because I know eventually, I want to go back to Boston. I think I am about the lady, a mess it up our speed,

How far is it and I'm missing alcohol? The way your mission that chick he had a crush on back in high school? and you go down to the local bar on Wednesday right before Thanksgiving hoping that She's gonna show up should go down there and you should walk right up to her and tell her how you feel you know that's one of the great fuck it. In your life. Khazar tell you Sunday! you're, gonna find love and you're gonna be fifty one years old, stone, fuckin sober and it's gonna be the Wednesday before given that person you thinking about you married swords, I do think it about her. What are you, what are you doing? You selfish red, headed, bald prick. You downstairs thinking. But a bottle of bourbon. Oh, my god

parliament, therefore guys Jesus. That's! Why can't go back as I swear to God? I wish I could bring about sixteen of those right now. I could drink sixteen of those and would actually have the audacity to defend myself. When my wife asked me what the fuck I thought I was doin I'll be like when you talk about this. This is my sixteenth and rigour the year. How many you had yeah yeah did think. So that's right, you are you crying. I what because she saw in awe of what the fuck I've done? If that's, why can't do I'm either on or off? That's it! That's it. And when you are wired the way that I'm wired you have too. We have to watch what it is that you're gonna Gonna point. The fucking canoe were right.

So when we were actually, you know most everybody's out of town, this Thanksgiving so thing about Turkey, Those fuckin stupid birds there, so god damn big and goofy. You can't make one for just three people. You know what I mean I gotta go back and people eat a whole. Turkey without dying I think it actually, you fall asleep before you kill yourself, so I think I'm just gonna make a chicken act. I can't do that family. I want to know I'm gonna make all the other dishes I'm gonna make. You know I need a new pumpkin pie recipe, one for my family tree. Is it's a little and I would just like a little more a little more fuckin. Zip anybody got a good recipe. They could say. I don't want your family recipe. There are now trying to cause fuckin problems. Are I just semi a good link to meet with the fuck? I gotta get the computer. I get a computer right faculty

right now, hey, there's! No tomorrow, Paraguay! Second, what do we got here? see pumpkin pie by the way. Thank you. Every there came down to LA go on Thursday night and you get to see Joe Bardic AIR Barnhardt fucking destroy the front of me. Nationals, hot pumpkin, pies, spicy and better than you are it's hot takes at Thanksgiving or I will you gonna fuckin recipe. I would you look at dad's, gonna, fuckin cream top the fuck out of here I'm making that make it that making that fact that Can that thing all right? All right, ok, gayer moments I had her

I'm coming out to sing it about the pie that I'm gonna make Romania comfortable, sexuality, Joe Barnegat at a Barnhardt, absolutely fucking destroyed in front of me. Not have been more different, but With these same in that they went up there, they talked about exactly what the fuck they wanted to talk about. It was one of my favorite Stanhope shows that I've done in a long, long, long, fucking time I worked with Adam. In a minute used to run this fuckin room way back in the day way back in the day at this was this building called that I was called the three sixty room. So that's what the fuck was ever was the late nineties. It was like, on sunset and fine, I wanted It's the CNN building now, but is run down. Fuckin building and I was a shady part of sunset back in the day. Cynically once she went past

no, I would say, Highland baby Highland, Croatia Gower each take it got. It got real shady real fucking, quick Hollywood Boulevard sunset. There wasn't a lot of shit go on at night, It was I for my money. That was an act that was a true alternative, comedy room where, by eighteen, ninety, eight. Ninety nine alternative com but he had exploded. Sorry, wedding ring, nay, the microphone Thea or I take us. I thought I lost my fuckin wedding ring. I thought I thought if I lost its women at the goddamn Jim in I tore up the filter systems, but they would let me like a book like Jesus Christ. My wife is,

we call about illegal. Going at another must be able to set the one you gave me on the fucking day turned out. It was in the pocket of my sweater. Yet I took it off because I was put in motion on and I hate fuckin when the lotion gets underneath the ring it. You schemes me out, so I just took it off upon a pocket forget about it, but the swear pants? Oh my goddamn dresser and I didn't wear for like three days I fuckin gotta back on it founded against. Now I don't take it off anymore, the jet zone forever, but anyway he's too. Yet the alternative Comedy scene, I remember way back in the day whatever their fuckin room was. It was our across cantered on fearful I mean I just had some of the best comics I'd ever see. That was what yeah scene was and then before, fizzled out and like AL. Since I mean it was like the club scene,

had fizzled out until that created the alt and then they all seem peaked in then that fizzled out announced back to the clubs, adventure, the clubs or fizzle out and in it just goes back and forth, but at tat point all the industry was going. I used to see. Unlike one night, I would see like Mitch, Hedberg one night ass. I Mitch Hedberg Margaret show Bob Odin, Kirk Well stress amuse. Just like that Level data Gould, just fucking, murdering murdering everybody, so different, so fucking original was really incredible time at that point like it was already mainstream because all industry was there and people getting deals and blah blah blah blah blah, but they do that. Used to have this fuckin room called the three sixty and then only think comics gonna knew about.

And this clean Cynthia took me over. There said the eleven took me over there, and that was the first time. I saw him on stage and I was just like who the fuck is this guy absent? The fucking hilarious, totally so it was so much fun to work with them and Partnership Marnix Peter in trying to do a special with him. So he's been rightness ass off and he just had just eat off bardic just FUCK Overhand right, followed by an overhand left, absolutely fucking distorting had a few friends came out there who had seen Joe before just like bad guys, just fucking kill sounds very excited about that, of course, because they did what they did. You know I gotta go up in smoke and push myself a little bit. More was just everything that is great about doing stand up and down.

I did like a little over an hour and still have like another fifteen minutes in the tank, and I was so fuckin excited because I could be torn pretty extensively next year. Speaking which my first gig next year and plainly Orpheum Theatre in Memphis Tennessee, and I just happened. The other night I was on Youtube. And I was watching some Stevie Raven clips. If you want to get in, I ought to be better at whatever it is that you do watch some of that guy and it was this clip. I had never seen any, was playing live. Who is at a time when he had the big feather coming out of his hat. So it was right around the sold. I think those like the soul, the sole soda and when they put the live out, we had the further coming up and also, I think it was the height of him struggling with these sobriety. Oh my god does he fuckin murder- and I was just watching him in this- was his beautiful theatre.

You know Chris late Non drums you, this really cool Tom, a kidney too at times we have just to decide, but it still like a for peace set up. So we just put that the first one a little bit further over towards a higher Tommy, Shannon what this really cool base on keys and they were just fuckin killing and I was you know about half hour as anyone what this theatre is open up its still around or whatever I looked it up- god dammit, the Orpheum Theatre, Memphis Tennessee. So holy shit and we have the same stages. That is those guys which is. The incredible. And then I started to look up Who else is played there? I really couldn't find much other than there your schedule now I can really fascinating about the history of whose play there, but I found this really. Just a guy was, I think, he's still works. There was talking about how it was fucking haunted

there we see their heart and he was telling all these fuckin stories about some little girl that got like got hit by a like a horse and carriage in some way back in the day and on a one, and then they brought her into there and she died inevitably tragic, and then they set a course. You fuckin haunts the place so I can't I can't wait for that. Fucking gig! I really can't wait so that I'm not gonna win joy. My three day work week here as an american drinking Wednesday night of smoke a cigar overriding Thursday watching for underprivileged people who never had a fuckin chance trample each other at some of the biggest department stores in this country. Rivalry, Saturday, all the great football games have become on England. What do you got? I wanna hear from around the world are talking shit here. What do you got that fucks with this we get?

You want to buy anybody any gifts either none of that bullshit, These parking card ass. She and horse get no Emily's guys that fucking go down. I reckon The guy's now have defined like a fuckin like, Goddamn Louisville time think fuck they make over there. Those fuckin people too all I'm done with all that shit. You're gonna, be because I tell you now you can get. You can get your going at your woman. All of that fact Everything on that Fuckin road day, I'll drive- you know me can you fuck up your right back to where you were before you max doubt your credit card? That's the truest rocketing. Let us say right, but that is what you get your wife or your girlfriend for Christmas. You know you don't. Fucking dysentery attest the love The day allegedly say they have about you, go to the beach, go to the party

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Well, you know how it is. When you get to a certain age, you just gotta, get off the pocket floor. They could have We call on one person show that back when I first started this business, that's thing he's always every episode. A hundred episodes he's trying to get off the floor, wacky next door neighbour, whose clearly gay but we'll never address that and they'll be some sort of market from outer space, and you got yourself a fuckin shop located Trump impeachment in a few short sentences I'd. I gotta get down here again to redesign Ukraine. Ok, here's what happened for all you! People Like me, who don't know what everybody on Facebook is so upset about, trumpet peach meant a few short sentences. Few seconds Ukraine needed millions in aid. The EU, agreed and said. Ok sure money is yours, listen how we do

then you gotta give us apart of flesh. We know how that works right. Let us build a base, so we can defend you. Then Trump called the Ukraine President instead or didn't say. This is the alleged I believe what you think, allegedly Trump called the ukrainian President We, the Eu S, will give you the money. If you say that you are looking into the bites. For being shady former vice present, Joe Biden son worked for a UK in company not We worked body was on the board, which is a non job and just the title by the sun, was paid fifty thousand dollars a month. Jesus Christ, wouldn't for with no force from with no foreseeable reason other than his name is Biden. Ok, That happened was that also alleged that you

We need company was caught up in some shady shit, other ones. It looked into this eighty deal, they hired some shady people the carried out. While it is fascinating, shady cup, that the Ukraine has had trouble with in the past. Okay, so Trump wanted training president too I believe you say we. Ukraine are looking into the company. But disease and therefore looking into buying son for shading shady dealings, then from said Rudy Giuliani is gonna. Call you the Zol legit and you guys going to make a statement to the world that bind the sun is involved, then some shady shit, that's it. But this happens every fuckin election. This is enough to struck the president of the United States because he's trying to dig up dirt If it isn't there, they all do this shit apparently Some see that quote I'll, give you

if you do this as a shakedown, all that's every steel works. That way. That is what in trumps that it was in trumps personal in an interest as binding as running for president. Publicly saying the Ukrainian is looking into the binds word here. Binding in the upcoming election against Trump buying. Could never Be Trump wisely wasting diseases like Nixon all over again, he's gonna win and he got there's not a paranoid. Fuckin lunatic p. Are bringing up Rudy as he was calling back. A fourth was crawling back and for trying to. Them to look into by Rudy was the middle hand in a lot of the all's, allegedly at the very least it was a conflict of interests. They quote think they thought the left.

Fixes, so the impeachment was to show that tromp was holding up foreign aid and millions of dollars. I see now came to help his personal presidential run next term. Try to make it a short answer. Sorry, I totally understand I think, If what you're saying is accurate, that space, Also, I see the rub was not that he was trying to find fucking dirt isn't it. He was using it for his own personal interest in war and helping people, while the ever looked into like I used members kiddies think like. Why are we always give like a billion dollars to a country and in the end of it that country up hating us? Why is that now and then, when I looked it up, I was like that we want a country gives another country money. As far as what I've read

book confessions of an economic hitman, and it was basically that's what I get that phrase their pound of flesh so would win whatever country. Goes to give a country, that's not doing so well money, they have to pay it back. Somehow by letting us or somebody else have act. That's just a natural resources. You gotta? Let us build a damn: it's an american company, it's gonna fuckin! It ok, it all these jobs and then it doesn't. Then they fork the default on those fuckin loan. And then we come in a you. Gotta pay is back and we build a base, so we can airport protect them. Maybe we're acting on, other people say we're expanding our empire. It's a filthy game. It's a filthy, get! Well! You know what I think trumps in the ripest.

It's actually not true. He's actually brought a lot of shame to the office that the other great people that abandoned their light Clinton's in the bushes and the Obama's that Bush senior. I like that guy advice, I'd like Bush senior, and I like it. I like Jimmy Carter. Those are the two guys I write so far in my lifetime. Our advice, both one term presence by the way both considered weak, Both avoided getting us into major major fucking wars. Both were considered weak figured out. What am I a Billy, big red Thirty, seven year old, single male pictures, please I'm starting to get some weird comments about why I'm still single, while you're, obviously not live in a New York Marilla. You can know ten years,

what people are like? What's goin on anyways last week. My dad sat me down for a heart to heart and asked if I'm gay, it's all right. If you are, the family will still love you well, that's great, because I'm not gay at all, then even a little I just said some relationship in the past. There were, there is most of them were. Most of them were to tell you the truth. I just had some relationships in the past that one nightmares. I think you want to see. To tell you the truth, and it was also. I look at other relationships. We'll just seems so unhappy and I do not want to put myself in opposition or end up getting some chick pregnant that do not want to be with long term and to end up paying child support. I get into arguments about where the kid is going for Christmas are it's? Obviously, you ve seen a lot of failures and relationships. You're now contain, supervising and you are destroying any possible chances. Our relationship afford even start

Why do? I know this because I did the same fuckin thing. Some advice and you would be helpful. Happy where I met, but do you think I should start playing the field again? I know my I want to grant my grandchildren, but I just don't want to go through what My past relationships turned out to be all right with me. You gotta start fishing in a different watering hole, you keep fish in the same pawn you gonna keep hold of the same kind of fish it at some point. Be looking at what you're doing anyway also are recovered, attic sober for three years, congratulations and bars, or not Think help me out here. Big red thanks, go fuck so. I would say: are you there, plenty of things. Are you get involved with the dawn involve drinking? I bet if you google, that I'll do it for you. Let me let me draw the fuckin heavy less. Do you know why you know why I'm doing ok,

right plurality all right how to meet new people without king, ok, how to meet someone this weekend. If you don't drink era, this is the first one we're gonna go to this one was my laptop vibrating Jesus Christ, that's funny those picture of a guy waving to some chicken a sudden, elegant, fuckin Sancho Oh hi. He's a great way to to pick up a Czech just fucking, just sort of way better? You know, I know tried that I put that works. Do something about You gonna way back. It's actually live as some have been waving at so behind you and you look at em like I don't know that person you still wave. I thank God for coming.

Without an opening lie. Just either get away. Anyways whether dating apps are causing our shut, the fuck up and just get to it. As someone who lived the data to New York City for years, I be lying. If I said alcohol didn't play a huge part, Jesus Christ should also be line. If you said you got to the fucking point because outcome such a huge father. The matter why you choose to abstain. This is literally nine paragraphs. It don't feel like you have to avoid bars. If you made the decision not to drink you shouldn't sweated, if someone plans, I hang out at a bar because you not giving me things to do. I seek out new. Experiences get out of here, comfort zone. You know something like this person. This is just algae. Of course you are right, I would say you know, there's this sports leagues, colored sports, leagues, this book club- sorry, I don't know

Don't I honestly don't know I was such a fucking drunk. I don't. I don't know what people do, but that's what I would do all right. I would try to make it all kinds of fuckin noise. Moving. The rapporteur. I have to get off this fuckin floor. I have to get off this floor, sir, and you should go out dry meet somebody I right just because every He also fuck it up. That's like having a kid like got like always fuck. It instead there are. They tell you like, oh how old you kid they like she's Tijuana have on the terrible, toes terrible, toes aegis, like now she's actually been pretty great wages these three Free Asia, three age, Just no matter what they just project gloom and do I don't know, there's this there's music is theirs: art, festivals, there's the farmers market. You know, that's a great place to head women. Love to be hit on farmers market.

Don't don't listen to these fuckin? You no checks you would never hit on anyways. Okay, if you fucking, like somebody Jeanne, you get some point. You gotta hit Europe cash If I dont ask questions, are gonna, be single for the rest, my fuck. What am I supposed to do? I don't wanna hit on your way, you're picking out your green beings, there we're gonna be later, so I can fuckin show up in freaking out. Men, white women, are doing a lot of complaining is an incredible fuckin credit. You never know they were white. So why sober Otto. Do I meet someone without hanging out at a bar? introvert meet people, listen, there's plenty! I'm doing I takes me forever region, I would just go.

With his find out five ways to make new friends when you're sober or wait a minute but sober, but not in a programme. Are you gonna programme? he's one for you. Don't fuck meet some chicken in a meeting Jesus Christ? Don't fuckin do that? Don't Do the right she's over their chain, smoking cigarettes need fuck it don't you don't need that your life, that's what I would do. I would fine, sir, I would I would go well what I just schools and sift through it and you don't I was so. I want to tell you that this is why I'm not you know those french dead, but Look pretty miserable when I was growing up my advice hosting first thanksgiving. Jesus- oh the stress this dress. Hosting your own thanksgiving Why do I wear? Where do I see people who still flay gonna collapse are hosting first thanks giving due,

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To get the man Delorean. They got all almost all of them that they will be giving our budget takes, giving dear really space blaster tits, I'm hosting the first thanks giving this year, which will include my parents, laws and in laws of in LAS. While these people, terrible manners, especially while eating these include the file knowing no oh boy, oh boy, Boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh my god, my three! This again, which will have my parents, my inlaws, where you shit on your own parents, like you know they have terrible manners, but will, where are you Ve Jesus Christ by Father LAW, constantly talks with his mouth full of food or that's a tough one? They then gets a gravy like substance. Atheling in his throat- oh my god, but we'll never clearly throat, I fucking hate people won't cleared roads.

He also sticks his hand in his drinks. Drink pulls out. Ice cube, cubes. Oddly socks on them, then spits them back into it. Drink or loudly crunches them. Jesus Christ, cigar, Martin short character, my mother in law, mother laws. By Lama. Love thinks she's she's in charge and keeps yelling at my son and telling him what to do like Edith dinner I can ever, in front of my wife and may well that's on your wife to say something: don't bring that up. It's too close to think giving its too late. You gotta talk about after the holidays, you go sit through one more fuckin already sit down and Start with? Listen. You know, I love you, you know, I love you more ok, but I feel like where our, where our kids parents, so we should be. You know she doesn't need

Stepan jury as much as you know. Our here, yes MA am. And it was she also areas we undertake to. Let our kid, when you think he wants, if you're wondering she also socks encroaches her eyes. Sister laws. Can't mother That sounds like a rank by centralized cut mother on. Who is nowhere else to go because no one likes, are God ruins each holiday meal by being loud, abrasive and obnoxious? She's always snapping gum, because she just the cigarette is always talking about negative topics that no one is interested in which just brings entire vibe way down man there right. Since this is my house, should I have the right to address these issues if they come up buddy, I gotta tell you

that ship sailed the second you fucking agreed to have Ex giving at your place without without fucking, saying who can come? It's too late for this. It's too late all right. We have ignition. The rocket is already taken off. You can't turn the fuckin thing around. Don't It is a light at the end of the summit of finnish Remus. If so, how should I go about addressing these people and their terrible matters without my wife being angry with me. It's impossible and me coming like an asshole to everyone, it's impossible, congrats, you sobriety happened thanksgiving? Do you need your daughter and thanks for all the free entertainment over the years article you guys are not congrats me am I fuckin sobriety, so I'm not in the fucking program, I'm just a fucking binge drinking that taken sabbatical here. You know, Jordan play baseball for a year and a half write yourself right

and taken off setting am I join you are, is what you do? Ok, you don't do a fucking thing, but just be the greatest goddamn face, giving out of all time. Ok, you put on most festive I swear to you, could find you kick you fucking caught your goddamn ass off all right Then you just let these Fuckin animals act like the animals that they are how do you get him a little liquor it up? If you can just brought in a prime the pump a little bit less act like absolute fucking, lunatics. Ok, This is your only chance, and even though this is an appeal battle, because at the end of the day, you're gonna have to sell your wife on the fact that you think her family is a bunch of fuckin animals.

Ok, and I am not doubting for one second, that they are the detail that you went into. Ok, you have to understand. Ok as an asset as a man who is now a husband and father thanks. It is no longer yours. Ok, longer yours, it's somebody else's. Ok, you're thanksgiving, you know when you Thanksgiving is, is the second time ass, one of those fuckin ice crunching concerts out that door. That's when you are thank giving begins, so what you have to look At this, as this is essentially a fucking, it's just it's a day. You're not gonna, get back, but there is a balance in the universe, ok, You go there, you be an absolute fucking, sweetheart. Ok, then you just let them crunch their eyes now clear

fraud and do all that shit and one of the things that you can do. If you dont like these people is, you could be the person clearing the table and going into washed the dishes diskettes you in another fucking rob. Right there's also nothing stopping you addled at the last second from inviting us. Wendy yours who maybe have nowhere to go, and then you guys can kind of fuckin body up right, ok, but here's the thing you can not on any fucking level addressed these people at the bank. Giving the unique he can't you get, there's no way. You're, not gonna, look like an asshole, and if your wife is a woman Is she will hold this over your head for the rest of your life? Now, if you're an alternative relationship and you're gay and you adopted. Maybe the dude will be cool enough to let it go at some point there either

He just you just gotta falcon you're, just gonna have to tolerate it and then Neck dear you, gotta lay the groundwork of being like you know, what can we, just? Maybe to one year which just us, you don't you just allowed up like a book. Whether you can kind of address here is the mother or laws behaviour after after she leaves that's what I would do. Rather than that, I got tat. Somebody you fucked, you Thursday is fucked. You gonna get through it. I believe in you, and you know what you know. It's gonna be the greatest day of your fucking weak Friday. This is all this is what you do. Tell your wife! Ok, what do you plan something fun for you on fry?

and when she got what you wanted you to blah blah. You just take her by put your hands on his shoulder gesture on the forehead. Look all right. The ivy like I need this gap. Despite some fun plan, something fun you when the fellows and then just just beaches, remembering all the dumb shit your relatives are doing and then the next night go up get shit. Somebody bodies in retail all the stories and negative laugh they fuck and asked us up and it's gonna be cathartic. We are, I think, up. That's my recipe forget through Thanksgiving right. That's it that's the podcast. Go fuck yourself and I will check it on your on Thursday.