Hey, what's going on, it's bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast from day December. Second, two thousand and thirteen when the boat had sheer. I, like a big pizza, apply that some more d. When a man and a guy have Tony on the sly, that's a more a. Other folk song goes. One. Man is not supposed laid down with another man. How dare you say that so close to the Vatican, Chow Bella see play a go, see, put fact: all common goals, common strategic go: fuck yourself, Though Burma in over here and now, Rome, ITALY and once again my fuckin mixer.

For some reason it doesnt work over here and what I'm starting to think is that in our lives in Australia I just plug Rachel Wall, and that was the end of that. It had no knows addresses our charge no circuit breaker. It didn't have it wasn't a hurricane ready, basically and it got blown over this time I actually got the little adapter or the converter, whatever the fuck, it is adapter, I guess, and it still doesn't work. So here I am here, I sit, trying to hold my hand. Steady. Is I talk directly into my recorder right? I don't know what the levels of like. I don't have a mixer. It's gonna be a fuckin clusterfuck, so there you go By the way. Some we send me some stupid tweak. Aren't you know bill when you don't care, we care just Always remember that, like I mean what the fuck, means. But what do you mean? We don't care

What is the we in that statement? What you and all the voices in your fucking head stop acting like you run in a union all right, if you don't like my fuckin podcast, believe me, there's. About the selections here. We all things comedy network slips and plug. Yes, into the echo of this in Rome here yet Salmon, Rome, ITALY and it is totally lived up to the life span absent, Thirdly, freakin amazed and all we got. The camera. My working age, I the worst last night I ate two peaches yesterday, like both within my two hours, like that's how good the pizza is over here and like a fuckin camel drinking water. I know that a venture we are not going to be here. At the source of the greatest on the fucking planet and then I'm gonna go out to LOS Angeles. Arguably,

the anti source of the greatest peace on the planet, so I'm trying to stock up all of those memory and on the other, just went outstanding here, but you don't just like any place. There's always people and off the legend she really have to meet you ask around is what I did and when Ask: where is a good place to get pizza? You don't do it stand outside the Fuckin Colosseum down there at the Vatican, Or the lean and power of Falcon visa right, you don't cause you just go went to some guy from Falcon Detroit and what you want to do is go to some Italian don't find out where the fuck he needs that, basically, what we have been doing and down it's been absolutely yeah. It's been amazing, spend amazing. So if you listening to this thing- and you always wanted to come to ITALY about the next time- the ghost of Steve Jobs,

comes out with the new phone or some other douche bag, eggs make another far. Why don't you say fuck that found my phone? Still works, I don't need that phone. I can still taxes, can still talk. I will save them, I'm gonna spend on that fuckin three hundred dollars, hunker shit. It's not gonna, be worth anything it's four months, one one comes out and you save it for a plane ticket and get your ass over. You fucking stay in a cardboard do whatever you gotta do. I wish I didn't wait till I was forty five to come over here, but still its management. Some points that I gotta do just get your ass over here I brought the lovely near with me and down one of my goals and life as I always wanted to fly. You know first class, where you know you go up those those

the staircase, as you know, the guy like the hump, the front of the plane. So I used a bunch of miles and I made sure that we fly business Class and Darwin we're flying AIR France and when we get to the airports where those fucking double decker planes, the eight three hundred and are an absurd, never gonna might take it. It sounds like we would sixty three a and b and you got you be fucking kidding me. I thought we were business class. I used all these miles. You know what I'm flipping the fuck out, everything it turns out. We were in business class. We were just a business class upstairs so they already went through one through sixty down. They are. So we were like road three upstairs and it was there to jet ways become walking down there now, sir you're on the upper upper deck so fuckin site. So we come in there.

And were upstairs on an airplane? You know, look just like downstairs. Just look like a fuckin play, but still call that we went up there and I'm gone all male over those nice business class seeds they can fall down and lay down, as is gonna, be great watching all the movies in everything and then all of a sudden there was this falcons ungodly, goddamn, fucking, smell. You know New York City. Body odor, stinking falcons smell, upstairs And business class on an international fuckin plain, unlike what the fuck is, that smell right, two words: air France, all right. Word is not air there, sir. Not fresh air air, France. This fuckin, French, do the pact,

coming down on all the French easier, but I discovered. Where the stereotype came from in this one passenger rights I now understand Pepe, look you good luck in law With his fucking tight ass God, damn sure this guy I swear to God. Arms at his side, he looked like a guy wearing a shirt. It didn't fit. Ok, sticking his fuckin suitcase up into the overhead compartment, It was like. You were in the back of a cab in New York City in July, with no Fuckin air conditioning. I couldn't. I couldn't fucking believe it. I couldn't believe any kept, forgetting shit and going back up. Every time that debt stink was star, go away! I e that the reach up and gets so, of course you know me, I'm

I know means master of my emotions, so I'm looking over them lovely NEA, whose just taking it in stride She also has the window seat. I have the eye so I'm right next to fucking stinky le pew over there and I'm like you, fuckin believers you fuckin place. Fuckin spent all his fuckin money back in fact Fuckin business class pocket, but but but did she says I It's ok, he'll get is com or whatever and held sit down, and that's what happened. He sat down and eventually that's fucking. Smell went away, but Jesus Christ. Spoken on real man get up and are you here about when you go to Paris is what constant And how they treat everybody like shit, and I thought I'd- that's that ignorant american thing right, but night, I was in an irish pub hilarious, I'm in Rome in Irish pub, because I have to be honest with you.

Like. I love italian full, but you can't fucking I've realistic. If he'd for days and a fuckin row all right, I got up post cover my flock in Asia. We I just need- and we walked by the saw this great strip of our stores and all I type a shit and India happened to look in. There was hockey on like Why is game was on and she made Zack out bill. I know you go in there and, of course I went in there and then two seconds later I met some guy from Boston and we sit here talking about The paths games gonna come on just spoken great in also is like it was. Basically it was Heaven. I was in the sports, bark and watch the Bruins Celtics patriots depending Who is playing obviously, and then I stepped out- and I was in fact in Rome and right across the way- was one of the best pizza places in Rome. Had this ridiculous

line and I have gotten early ass, the persuaded that twice already eight there once and then yesterday I ate their twice and right now, after getting myself integrate shape. I now look like. Maybe two weeks ago I had a baby. I have learnt a baby family right. Post pregnancy pooch. I ever cunt belly everybody a mega laddie Disgusting, Next door is gelato place, so I was eating pizza and then I was going to get in July. I bet I was coming in and I was drinking Fatima Macao and it was this. The best time ever so there was this italian guy in there and he's watching the soccer, and I'm watching the patriots And after we end starting to talk, he couldn't we speak English. I can barely speak three words of italian, but I didn't.

Some spanish, so we were kind of a middle ground with Spanish, so we were kind of communicating, was fully call using English, Spain, in Italian and our eyes,. Anyways on talking to him. And I was sent out a seemed a little easier to pick up the spanish because Spanish goes by. They did speak so quickly and with the Italian, it's like every like were they draw up up up, so they kind of slow it down. For you know, He was laughing say in how we also like the french speaking French, but you didn't like french people, and I was like that. Treat you like shit to news. Like yes, see, and it's just like, while just in general, they just gonna comes to everyone which is confusing and fucking hilarious. To me all at the same time,.

I don't know what what is the problem of? Where I know is. I can't wait to go there. My dream, is always better to be totally fluent and be able to speak French and go to Harris Emma just sit there and listen to them say about your horrific shit about me, not realizing. I understood every word is not aware dream, then a weird motivation. You now learn how to speak the language. Does anybody french listen to this thing preferably some some haughty. Put on a french maids outfit and teach me the language because I would show up for every class has other than that, I just can't. Seem to work. I just can't seem to find dedicate myself to it. So anyway, I hope this aside and are right, I'm trying to move the recorded too much so anyway. So we we land and Charles De Gaulle Airport

as for common in unless side of the other playing, but we saw a little bit of Paris, which is really exciting. Emily caucus needs always want to go there, so she was acting like a little kid which was great and down. We land Admiral excited they cannot gain our only like another hour and a half whatever our intention of flight from Rome and then, of course, there was an ungodly fucking smell of that strange fuck wit, fuckin. Yellow short is yellow battened down I was looking at the guy like how to fuck. Have you managed in life to be able to get into business? class here. Smelling the way you do. Ok, I've had the job around the monkey and I work many layers of deodorant to get where the fuck are you to be sitting next to you on this fuck.

Plain, how do you go into your board room? How do you run? You cannot have one you're fuckin widgets smelling. Tat. You just walk into your place of business your hands plunge these flax, like fucking, pockets goddamn way you dig it up Norman, angry guy, but understand this guy smelled, so bad like, I was actually have rage, ashes, slapped him with a glove. Unama. Do next, I'm bringing a white gloves when I go to Paris. Somebody treats me rudely understand a slap in the face with a glove, and you know what I don't think they gonna do. Anything I in general do not have a fear of waiters in Paris. Even I've never been no watched, the probably much you're fucking mix martial arts is now only why get treated like shit by some non per

wearing countries also gonna do even body slimy. I know I'm a man. This video came out in two thousand seven, but did you ever see that video with a rubber acorn Azeri say his name? Is doing a show- and somebody threw something at him and he's like who was it point about bring em up here and as they bring this fuckin kid up this nerdy? I think it was an easy to Asian. Do I don't know what, but, as he pulls the kid upon the state in one move, oh by the way he's taken off his is Jesus Peace and his wife, Peter Now we should stand in their shredded in its oversize genes and repulsive. On stage in one move. Puts this kid up over his head, like fucking Tony ATLAS, and then throws them under the half.

Do just lands on some girl. It was the funniest shit like you know bad. I would, the do that's. Why Heckler Europe take off my fucking mind button downstairs there with my blinding alabaster fuckin shirt, with my little my torso with me, cut belly just pick somebody up over my head Just throw him into the crowd don't it was like Marvel comics, going missing it is you didn't go that kid didn't go through a brick building. I don't know what happened, and I don't care. Jenny Body, to take any sort of action, but I can't imagine, if he's a cop no lawyer was in the crowd, while watching do that, they just must have just been like. I will say in my salary: it's like we're. Not ever Christmas this year are posted

video you just search for it by the end of this part, guess I'm sure you ve already found it in a fifty eight different places. But these show me that when you know we were get acclimated to the time of year like toward the fuckin morning, roubles wide awake, and she showed me that a god dammit that made me laugh that really made me laugh. Who the fuck does the show and does crowd control, no wonder that gave so much fucking money? he's wearing a lotta hats, so anyways. What am I to do? Advertising second, so we finally yap sneaking french guy gets off the fucking planet. We get off the plane, it was thing we distinctly connecting in in Paris just now? We just go connect, but we don't. We had to go through security again already went through ready to get on the Fucker plain

and now they want us to go through security. Again, Unlike lasted nearly one day, I fucking, somehow you don't made a gun on the plane, fashion something out of out of the sea back trade we doing this again and so on go through, and I gotta tell you something about french people there, some cotton sons of bitches, If you even remotely aren't on your game, we'll try to. Passion in the corners. For me, the one racing like when you you just stand there going through this exact maize. When you try to do these fuckin people and this one Love is doing it so bad near. Finally, just was excuse me, and I was I do what you can go yet do What's your problem to some french guy and then I had to say staring down Is there another fuckin line? Let's go like half a mile in our right, so we finally get through a shit,

yet on the the italian airlines, was lie there you go over the fuck, Swiss Alps. It's insane we land in Rome and it's funny should ever were landing and wrong. They never gave us anything to fill out No, what are you bringing into the country? There was nothing. We go to the air There was no. There was nothing there. Check said you just got off like I was getting off at Logan Airport. What's hilarious, So while we get in the cab they were going in the wrong. I gotta tell you these people on scooters over here. I don't. And they might be the greatest writers on school scooters and off. He can respect that, but, like we,

be gone around the turn and they would be like six of them in a row on our side of the road. On the other side of the double line going around traffic on their side and my dad never never slowed down, and the guy the scooter never slowed down and at the last second, they would pensions to the double line We would fly in volume without a care in the world like Centipede is what the videos I put a video game. I've had a noticeable we have. These fuckin drivers were amazing. It's like the way people drive in Boston, like that. Level of aggressiveness, except I have yet to see an accident and It even says little towards the book that if you standing in the crosswalk. If you want to get across, you have to make the first move because they slow down So is yet another reason why I'm having a year the time of my life over and then this irish people.

Just when this oasis, like I just go on, I, I saw The spanish day is. I want to the causes these mobs coming over here, so I didn't do anything towards any place. Yet. But I did just go over to look at the Colosseum in issues. Let's just say you guys, you gotta, do it: ok, fuck, ipads, fuck phones, flat screen tvs and all that shit you something. Come over here when no one wants to come over because it's fuckin cold over here by the way, which is but of a disappointment, but somebody, I just thought it was the old down the Mediterranean Sea, edged sceptic godfather, to write we'd be out in a country, and I have made some good This woman she go out to start my rental car and would blow up. Then I would try Europe near would comfort me say that the three some was over. I had my dreams, but it came over here.

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so anyway needs mobs is here so today were actually gonna. Go over to the Vatican spoken layers like the other day nears going like art, the Pope's coming out is gonna, give mass at noon and tell you like. I look up my window and I can see the wall. I can I get a walk down the street go round the corner from. Basically I could see the wall that surrounds the Vatican, so she's got you wanna, go down on my girl and I'm not gonna Fuckin Pope, that's the Elvis, a priest. I gotta go down and see this guy, and then I was lying in bed, the next morning as like automatically, but only for what, after all, is shit that they ve done, like that's the place right there behind those walls where they were like these people, fuckin boy,

How are we going to handle it and they did what they did like? Why am I going to go down there? I'd like to know what fuck it, but I do want to see that painting with his the person reaching out touching the other person like to eat anything, and if so, do you know. And walked down the street with a male friendly yours. He has actually kind of grace one another that awful creepy feeling with somebody painted.

On a ceiling. So why not the amount of people that actually know the name of that and the artist and for some reason they feel that their means that their smarter than me, you know, I don't think it does. Who wrote those that were Michelangelo me Kelly Angela, was the kind of Monte Cristo Crystal. Maybe she read that booked up. We ve got into a couple of churches, all churches here, and I just I just don't like it. I don't like the whole, I dont like the fucking mood they put you in like. Why do they have to make it so scared of dying in the afterlife? You can walk in and get it. Handles it's all quiet. Why is it so fuckin choir? Is God always taken got them nap? Is he ever in a good mood? I feel like you, some overbearing father. Its debts hope have you buy quiet, dad's, home.

I absolutely spotting hate churches. I can't stand it. I thought your what the two of us. I want to go in there and appreciate the fucking architecture. When There- and I immediately reset the fucking money- they try to put me in this house in hand, oh, my god, my living like lights. The right way is the end. The whole thing upset with me. Ps, church, music, war. He wore about what I just sitting there, people coming any, not fucking knees. They were to do that. It Walmart now, while they go,

What did you do the math all that idea, but whatever these members, the church she's a good person, so we're gonna go over there today and tomorrow we're gonna go to the Colosseum and those are the two towards these things and I'm doing because other than that, that tourist shit you can take it turn it up sideways and shoved straight up. You're walking! Candy is because I'm not doing it, I'm done with all that shit, Stonehenge Gulf. You self I'd, look at tat. You know a lot about stone age. He can die dried bite and see I'm not getting a fucking planes. Fifteen goddamn hours next to some smelly french guy it up every time he shifted his seat. I smell his fuckin. I don't know what the stress of his life I'm not do without the fifty four hours and then to go stand in line. I'm not doing it.

I built nobody saying you have to do a good job. Just make sure you know I'm not. This is what you do when you, when you, when you're fuckin ism advice- and I know you didn't ask for this- is unsolicited vice and God knows I love, given it up. When you go on vacation with your fuckin lady, you just gotta, you gotta, remember you don't really have anywhere Gov so when their walking really slowly in windows shopping just now that they have in the time of their life, and just slow down and look in the fuckin windows to a J G plunge hands into your pockets, and you know get your eyebrows up as high as you can get em

and in whatever she says. Just be that way. I can see that there is amazing She was in the best pocket mood I only decided hey. Why don't Stop being an asshole, you know and stop walk ninety miles an hour to go. Look at where Fuckin Caesar's dipped is laws in a river and just fuck it slow down and let her go all these shops. I. Finally, I realise that all these clothing stores over here for women is like I don't know. I don't know. What like me, go into. The Pro football hall of Fame is very bad example. I don't know what it is, but they absolutely love it and if you'd let them do and you just go and you sit in that chair next to another sad fuck man in just sit there let them try on sharing look at stuff. There haven't time at this

I can assure the smartest thing I've ever done in my relationship for like the first day, all we did was we want. On the street that, although these great stores all this stuff grown, these fuckin caught, like We women they go on the internet, and these days they make these clothes. There's only so many of them. Then they run out and then somehow tar it gets some and then they go. There were they fuckin elbows, other and body slam, each other and adjusted to fucking nightmare like. Why does We cannot close. The I'll make enough, they just deliberately make em hard to get. To get these women all out of your fucking mind The next thing you know you gotta go drive to a target on the other side of the four or five to get something. I don't know what when they come over here they got all these I close that none of the bitch is back in the states can get

So you just let him go in there the shit on. You get him a couple to three things, and you know what you're good even if you make a good, so that's my advice, Do that and the next thing you know they're in such a good mood, they walked by a fuckin irish bar. They go hey, look, they got the hockey game on. I know you want to go in there. You don't little given take you guys. We already know this shit. I said We have been saying this for you. Maybe I'm just save me, so I fuckin remember how not to be an asshole. And some of it. Yes, you wanna be on vacation with anyways Back to the project yourselves in that irish pub. So they had on the ad hoc again their own soccer, and then they had on this Rugby game was Rugby was Australia for somebody else I gotta tell you am I come over here- are more sold on rugby. It's just a fuckin

awesome game and I really feel like it holds the solutions to end. I felt football if you're really gonna talk about concussions in everything, because there just a lead with their shoulders and autonomy I'm sure is how America Football used to be back when they had the leather helmets, stuck a t, shirt on your shoulder. That was the only path you maybe I'd. Like your leg with you, fuckin showed you didn't leave. With your head. Those helmets with it most idea. We have fucking ahead of God, wait there's another fucking, I fell player. Sulphur softens terror was so anyways Jake and why the game, though these guys are all going to have back in new problems that everything? But you know that they're not gonna fuckin permits suicide through cops death by police enough that one

or kill the whole family and then themselves, because What crazy from slavery they hadn't somebody else's head for the rest, the time, but it's like an awesome game, nah. I don't know I'm just the characters are no half the guy's fucking. Just you look at the face of the rather than might. I was The sun was down to know. What's going on and like every five minutes, I would just laughed my ass off looking at some fucking lunatic. With long hair when a crazy mustache just was awesome. Totally Saldana game, and I know I've made fun of rugby on this package. But has never look at in respect the game. You always. Why did this because you fuckin uninformed ignorance, shit heads who don't watch Can football think that because American All players have on helmets that their somehow not tough, is rugby players right. So you put me in it.

That's a place. I have to defend it all right. If I can't let you go. Anyways ploughing ahead, ploughing ahead. Oh by the way I got up. I have a book. I want to recommend body or wrote a book it's called my story and I'm just below and threw it over here because I got a little The jet lag. I gotta tell you like the beginning of that book, whether you The sports are not should be read, it. Release just the beginning, you have to at least read that should be required reading for anybody who's going to be a parent or anybody in life who wants to. I don't know Either maximize their own potential or not get in the way of other people trying to develop whatever gifted they had any is basically

In view of Europe know hockey. Whenever Bobby you are basically, he changed. The gay, especially the position of being at the feds, went back in the day all the fences did when his team at the park was basically skate up to the blue line and just stop there, and your whole goal was basically keep it in the offensive zone. Not get caught up, advice and Bobby always so fast he would actually downtown crash. The net is, first defence went to school over a hundred points this evening. I should, in the era of an offensive, the Frenchman, which was an was, was completely unheard of, but when he started playing hockey, he was playing forward. Any was playing defence, any kind of switched off and I don't want you seem, I think, naturally came together. Both aspects airplane. You know about this.

Positions, but he was lucky enough to have approach that didn't say like all now you're playing defence- and this is how you play defence you play from here to hear he actually led him create and down I don't know, I saw a lot of parallel to that end. The business that I was in that I'm in where it's like. He was talking about how he dumb kids, when they first start playing hockey, should not that you should not be introduced to any sort of system of playing hockey. Until I don't know you like one thousand five hundred and sixty whatever we start getting old enough or you're going to actually play in a game that mean something other than that you should just let kids create with the puck I do not teach and a cat is basically a system when he's five years old is down the growth of the game. I would think, and there's a lot of parallels like within stand up for life. Don't talk about this funny or raw around people. Try

Find their voice or whatever the psychologist, fucking rules, and I think about our actual spoken rule in common, but there it basically just you watch in all this other people do understand if you kind of get these ideas of which stand up exist from here to right here, Like idea, people had on being the Frenchman hockey around. As that, I guess hopefully, if you're not becoming comic unit working, you not opening for some kind of a headliner whose on you, as you gotta, do something that's outside of the realm of what they think it's possible that they go now. You should never do that. You shouldn't we're lean on the might stand, with your left hand, always have it. On the right hand, I don't know what you know what he wrote it you, that is a genius of a more it, took me fuckin, ten minutes to get to that fucking point I apologize. Please do not judge the book on my rambling right. There. Yeah right away to the point here: thirty eight-

I said I go start read some shit here: By the way, the patriot, somehow one another one, although letter What will we do a lot of thirty one points? I was what that Texans game and watching their game is why we're going to make the players and also, why were probably gonna, lose in the first round, because anybody with the defence we're gonna, be fuckin troubled cause, we're we have too many for injuries over there are giving up do by Paypal. I think you would do great into by if you would do, is show here think about it. I've thought about it. I've thought about some of the things that I talk about and I've thought about how I dont know what the rules are in your country and I've thought about getting be headed. While I was on stage and an almost that's, probably ignorant because I've had friends who go over there, but when I pictured doing stand up in the Middle EAST I picture a bunch of women in burgers me, Walker,

they're gone, hey way, why don't you show me what's under the rope there and then I immediately get grabbed by some sort of secret police, By that I mean that orange jumpsuit rocking back and forth slowly, preparing myself to get my head sawed off now that doesn't happen that's what I think of I would love to do it I'll fuckin, Godaddy, amidships city, with your tall ass buildings. The tent city right outside of it what everybody built the city, is not how it goes in an opera goes there like there's no taxi. There's no, not think this is a utopia see that when she goes to the happiest places on earth, she went to some place in the Middle EAST, where they said: there's no taxes and everything's for free and she completely body like

you're going to live that way, that there wasn't, then a group of people that you would just standing on top of their fuckin heads outrageous area, it's bad enough. You pretending your reading all of those goddamn books every once in a while when the fuckin Wolf said the door, you give away a bunch of fuckin minivans to keep everybody it back. It's just you know, I'm fucking, believable, Panama, a red big fan of the podcast when listening to it for the best part of two thousand, thirteen for the better part of Georgia, thirteen and is really inspiration and relief that there is angry people reactors shit like I do she can't you should come. The Panama Jesus Christ? What more can I go down there were? I wouldn't just fucking expect from a he gets a redhead, I should come down to the goddamn equator do Catch malaria, a big

the population speaks English. We were U S colony for a hundred years. I know I remember that then Jimmy did he give you freedom. Also, the ex paid Patriot community is huge alive pasting, balls roaming, our beaches, ok, the point you would have an audience down here. You would get you would get kidnapped down here. It's too hot, oh you, wouldn't you should say. You trying to say you wouldn't get kidnapped down here. It's too hot down here for that and don't have the energy. Thanks to the point. Just go fuck yourself, What is there to do down Panama nothing all about Panama Canal and how you guys dug it and died, and then we took the credit. We on the Panama Canal, that's what it was Jimmy.

Finally turn it back over you guys and, and then man, while Noriega, and the only reason why I remember his name is because of that subject:

Buck story that I told you guys, but if you knew the Pike S hotel it really quickly, when we were having issues with man while Noriega, which, if I read up I'm sure we put him in power in everything, was cool and then he wanted to run more of his country, and then we said he was a terrorist. That's usually how it goes right. That's the dysfunctional relationship that we have with just about every country that is the first world country where it would like the guy who keeps picking the psycho check Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein. We just keep picking the wrong person to stick into power that we can then uses a puppet. I think on our first date with our next dictator, we really need to act

what is its relationship with his parents or his parents divorced today, still together, you know before we start making the same mistakes again anyway. Ploughing had always wine rubber mammal Noriega, spoken name is because I went to this. Aerosmith show new year's Eve, short, the Boston Garden and nine December thirty. First nineteen, eighty nine I was convicted drunk driver. I wasn't convicted. That point was I was awaiting trial or by arraignment. May I just admitted guilty a mere blue fuckin, one nine really ok, they're anyways. So I go to the thing I'm stone sovereigns, skid rose, opening up and for some reason, Sebastian Bark decided to talk about world politics to a bunch of hair metal, more on people like me and there- and this is how we get into it

he was wearing leather pants, of course, was required, said: hey man. What's up with this man? Well any grabbed his dick any goes stock. My fuckin burrito man was a pause in everybody, cheered any then you just said: surprisingly: judges knew this guy back in the Balkans, donate man every just goes every Gerrit Zalm? Recently, He just summed up your fuckin puff foreign policy perfectly, These Canadian George stay here and sound as fucking ignorant as an American. You know my stomach been brow is realised, hearing them in the back from my stomach ground, I got up early here I got into the park- is what he wants me go fuck yourself, The way I got it should not America here, I'm not acting as if any other country would handle their position of power any better than we have so fuck you get off your high force are right,

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Sure how to confront them about it, he One town, any only washes it. Every four five weeks herself Jesus Christ. He showers every day. Don't get me wrong Do the math. The thing is stiff is cardboard and smells like death. Why would you do that. The fact is nothing worse than a dirty towel left. You come out of a fuckin shit, or you know. Smelling, like fuckin fruit chose whatever the Hell bath, body wash thing you're making there. Can you know you put it on you. Their friendship put it on you, especially your fuckin armpits, maybe a glue the bottle cited. Average stick it on a both armpits plant and then you go out anything that's dirty s telling you smell like shit again, guy's an animal anyway

it's the point. We can smell the damn thing outside the bathroom. I don't off. He does and have a good sense of smell or vicious used to it. How the fuck am I supposed to confront him about his abner we'll towel practices without hurting his feelings and making things weird have fun in Europe. Are I well without hurting has failed to fuck is failing. This is what you do go to bed bath and beyond scope by him three cheap Taos? Then into the bathroom and right before it, still, you already have resulted in the tub covered in lighter fluid and when his years footsteps commoner, a corner. You like that title on fire and you are sitting indian style on the tank behind the toilet. Walks and just go home. Where were you just government

just get him in that. Oh, my god, I'm in charge, I'm not worthy of being as you burn, is fuckin towel never say anything just be holding all three New Taos. Talk to you, what do you do? I smoke alive going off just never break character, Why are they just fuckin head in the house. And then never bring it up again. He'll get the point. You want to go more conventional rope, wanna go more conventional to say. That's what you do is give fronted loaded with compliments. You know yeah. I love the way. You part you Herr evil. When she cereal, it's not that loud, and you know you like watching sports. Like me, having said that, we might want to go with, however,

either way you're index finger. Should be up in the air pointing towards the ceiling nodded him don't be confrontational but do draw line. However, finger up in here you fuckin baths house Kay just say what you told me: it smells like death. Smell it on the other side of the door. Ok, smells like the armpits of a french guy. Upstairs on an airplane. You fucking weeks. You got a guy file, you know I would buy a new house, I would new towers. I will I will do it. I would burn his other tower literally. I would burn burning in the fucking driveway in the parking lot like that. Fuckin thing on fire Have a garden was right. There make it safe, maybe some baking depending on what sort of lighter flowed you use all right, I would burn that fuckin thing and just

Does that mean that the easiest way to do it is one he's not there. You just born if you dont, if you saw it, you don't like confrontation. I gotta go quality Eliza. I would go quality life. Ok! This guy I mean you, want you want the problem gone, so I would burn is fundamental and I would I have three other ones sitting there ready for the girl and just say: listen to every other week. You gotta do this man Kay cause, not only did you tell smell like shit, then you wipe it on yourself. You smell like shit and that's greatly going to affect the level of pussy that not only you're gonna get but I'm gonna get us. If we come, I bring a woman home and she comes in here, She smells like fucking town had taken its me revision. Does she doesn't want that thing on earth? Fucking upper lip right.

Smell like ass, despite the fact that you showering everyday, it's not you! It's! U tower. It needs to be. Our job is fucking burn the thing I and a safe way Ok, you accidentally burned down your parliament, that's on you! If you take the court as you gonna, take it a court over that, I think, is another gives you don't fuck unfair got a fucking target. If one is their places and just go by our. I must say the same thing over and over again that some of our spoken hated that shit on ever made their home guy thing when you fuckin live like a goddamn animal, I've known, understood that latin dishes pile up and all that shit. I never did that. I will I'll. I was clean. My desk was always a fucking mess.

Contacts time. I ever see it's all over the fuckin place, but when it came to food and hygiene plates, trash being thrown out? That stuff was all taken care of all right. My clothes might be all over the place. All right, but they were clean. Ruined the mood, here. Billy salmon skin I was a good one. You fuck it Asshole, alright, my boyfriend has been a fan of yours for a couple of years. Well, that was a lady saying that that makes it even funnier. Look at you, you're odd shit in somebody can beg you kill him two fronts, my boyfriend. There's been a fan of yours for a couple of years and yes, I really have sexes there was he introduced. Major comedy and talk ass, the beginning of last year and sense

I've been a fan, we ve been indifferent towns for the last last couple months announced finally able to go visit him for Thanksgiving it's better long time and I needed to scratch my it's there. We're getting ready to get intimate, and I tell him to play something because we didn't the romanian Harrison that our throes of passion and low behold. It turns on your podcast. Oh my god. It's fucking, weird because he was one hundred percent ready to do it with your voice. In the background was to say my mood was killed. Thank you. Billy I've I didn't tell you to play adorn you'll love, making Jesus Christ. What do you want me to you? Gotta talk to him. What we want the sound of my voice going on. In the background. Does he have a crush on me already, one of the few. Males who has the ability to be laughing while coming at the same time at that is

two motions possible An orgasm sound like I think it was silent for a while. I lose eighties comedy everybody. I don't want to tell you what I mean. I don't think that that's on me. What do you want to do you want from you guys wanna fuck this package, lady love! Your love is their babies ass. My lady low. That's actually Lou rolls were by the White Lady love. I just put you did you know it's funny about back there when pedophilia was really underground and on the ground takes the underground yeah.

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Bob Caroline Kennedy when she was like twelve. Hands touching hands reaching out. Touching you touching me fuckin creepy,. The new rules on lady love, something Yo Yo you'll love is softer than a baby's touch. I know what it means, but just you know who's, To catch a predator ruined the lot of pop songs anyway, Thus plough ahead here stamps outcome: everybody with the holiday. Almost here you don't have time to go into the post office. Busy bother fuck a baby traffic parking. It will be packed with everyone, mailing holiday gifts and packages. So do what I do. You stand start com. Instead, we stand. Com, you can avoid the hassle of going to the post office during the holiday season. Everything you do at the post office. You could do ready death. There's no point in going there anymore by print

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Together as a security and said to investors just like they did with the mortgage securities that take the economy, so they basically made millions of people homeless, so they could buy back these houses cheaper and then run back to us at prices that will probably rise over time because they own the house's outright When will we then here's a to the article? Why open it explains? I don't understand what a security is uneven and what the fuck that is. All. I know is that every time that I have caused extra goes to mother principle on my house,. And that's the way you should do it if you're a youngster and you haven't, bought a house yet don't buy something where you can just make the payment by something we can knock down the principal because banks On everything and everyone I pay off my house stupid stomach. Even when I pay off my house

Even then, it's just a matter of time before the only again they just waiting for me to die and then they're gonna get it back again. It's it's awful. They own everything they fucking own. Ever because anyway, just want to let you know you ve helped me through a lot my life and can't. Thank you enough thanks to do what you do. Go fuck yourself, no worries well. She got married more about this banking thing? It's W w w dot mother Jones DOT, com, slash politics, slash two thousand thirteen, it's the backslash. By the way backslash. Eleven backslash Wall Street dash buying dash for

closed dash homes. Or would you just put the link up for aging? All right, I got, I wrap this up. People's was about the fucking tourist anything you aging Dear Bill Bill sailor Ben. I write on forty three years old and people tell me that look like them in my early thirties. I don't really care much but think about it, but I am writing to you about it. So obviously I do I added that part. He said, but now and then by friends. Tell me I should you're taking advantage of it. I dont really, what that means, I'm single and date here and there should. I be looking for young tail Jesus Christ, they have to spell it out for you, as Google Self Letterman sweater. Maybe you look like you're twenty two, the fuck is wrong with you: you know what you were raised right or were you you're forty, three single major, psycho. Like me,

is that what the kids call it young tale? should I show up to an archaic fire concert. Skinny dreams in life tweet. The concert. How do I take advantage of looking and feeling yeah? Do you don't want to do that? But before it we want a bag of thirty zero by all means to let go Whatever you want to fuck, whom I tell you, what you should back I always just had a number that I couldn't go below. And as I got older, that number one higher- that's just just basically what it was and I really think you're a fucking Crete if thirty eight and you can forget twenty two year old you're, a fucking creep around the thirty eight I were, I wouldn't go younger than twenty six. Twenty six is starting at weird. When you talk about so what're you got you gonna go to graduate school.

You get your fuckin prostate chant. Are you take advantage of looking failure? I don't know just be glad you gave great go out there and try to find love. Alright, Sir Lyster, you dumb ass friends, usually out their Falcon eighteen year old. That's what I do miserable, married guy Our ideas, the wrap up- everybody gets a package for this week over excited the european tourist. Finally, here I want to, everybody rob ITALY for raw live in your lives. The way you do when you wonderful food and all that definitely come back. I fuckin this place. I am actually look affordable in France, where they even alike I smelled and everybody says they treat you rudely. I still want to go but yet and take it, everybody bought tickets. So I could actually for the fucking come here. I need some pizza and get some Harper walk around

they go into creepy churches and all that money, the Joker men. I really appreciate so why my tour starts. When is it start starts on Wednesday. In Glasgow and after Girl can hear me opening my phone trying to check the dates here. It goes Wednesday, I'm in Glasgow December for December, fit them in Amsterdam for to is by myself. What am I do their Jesus Christ, hot brownies and force in the windows the seventh and eighth the weekend in London on the night them in Dublin on the tenth them in Helsinki on the eleven thumbs, Copenhagen, on the twelfth I am in Oslo, the thirteen them. Stockholm on the fourteenth of drifting thy, wrap it up and make big Iceland and then I come home. All fuckin jet lag with frostbite Laura

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