Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday descent, twenty six and two thousand and sixteen what's going on our yeah. Oh my god,. I did so last Monday, a fucking twenty. Sixteen, Michael passed away on Christmas day. Wake me up for you go, go condolence. This to him. You know the best thing about twenty sixty being over is is you no longer you gotta, listen to people blaming a year for bad things happening. You know, it's a big thing! Fuck you twenty six and Madonna tweeted that fucking twenty sixteen you fucking Year, Europe? Why do people he blame in the following year. You know it

nothing to do with the fuckin year. You talk, it is: does this people's Jim annex are involved. There's lifestyle choices that substance abuse may not What's going on here, I don't know why you're right. You know we're picking on twenty. Sixteen, like it's a religion from the Middle EAST or something I have no fucking idea how it's getting them for all of this. You know what I mean in twenty. Sixty with your liver cancer. You know that's plain twenty sixteen, rather than the pharmaceutical companies. That fuckin was given out opiates. Flintstone vitamins and created a fuckin heroin epidemic fuck, all when these sixteen has robbed us of some of the greatest artists of our time? Twenty sixth- like it's a fucking person,. Fuck em, don't Madonna, is world travelled she's been around the fuckin world. Ever you talk to enough people,

do not know to blame a fuckin year. What maybe she sate metaphorically bill? I don't give a shit You know. If I try to see her side of the things, how can I come up with the comedic angle to try to fill out this next Fuckin sixty men. Fuck you twenty sixteen, oh yeah, you didn't like seeing the cubs. Finally won the world Series, nothing happened to you this year, you just going to focus on the bed. Anyways? I likely blossom in turning up like a religious thing like what a princess Backup dancers had this whole fuckin religious sing that she went on same like you know, like wake up people that's that's when you know you're ready a fuckin like you know when you start telling people to wake up like like here, you read in the Fucking Europe, the tea leaves better than anybody else in your fuckin. Do enough. Listen, colonial, whatever the fuck, you live. Wake up. People he capital age is is

Taking a throbbing us some of our greatest artists, like that's aside, like all these things, great musicians are leaving us, which means like what Jesus is mad at all the fuckin plumbers and electricians and shit graded? They fuck it Charger like they lie about when the date that data, whatever it's gonna, be the jobs gonna be done there. I don't understand or establishment for. Can you do that can't wait for this year to be over, and then it's going be twenty seventeen Can it do any work and myself and I'll? Basically make the same? Fucking decisions are made in twenty sixteen, but somehow twenty seventeenth gonna be better without me having to make any effort whatsoever. Jesus Christ, me. Why don't you just get out your rosary and say: oh you fuckin?

Years, rather than talking making a positive step towards trying to make a real change, anyway, so don't bother Madonna thing when she was shaken a she was talking with that fucking woman, Jesus Christ. I meet unbelievable just like I hate that she does act as it makes me feel old enough. When she should deserves better than anyone, let's plough ahead this and that this is not. Why I wanted to do this thing here. Did you go have a nice holiday did you have a nice coherence? Who did you have a nice sure Hanukkah did you have a nice Christmas dinner jewish people. Did you guys like how many you actually when I was a kid people who warrant Jewish told me how you guys celebrate the Hanukkah? I realized, while they weren't, really jewish, where the reaction still do I mean people do the traditional. Is it a one day thing or is it like a nine day thing

candles are on them. Nor is it the same as a baseball team, and if so, do you give fuckin one gifts day for nine days. Like total old school, you know we're bacon around bread here type of state right thief is unaware. She is at a religious story. Is that there's always bread? There's always brain it always fish is a fuckin leper, you now and then, always the one guy, Abraham, aha, Jesus Right Hog, it up the whole fuckin. Just like the same way they make movies. Nowadays, with Tom Cruise gets on my right. He gets all the fuckin money but those character actors go fuck yourself right. You know back in the day, you can make a living is a character act. You know. Do we not anymore? That's that our works not in the age of the fucking super. Movies, so well When we see how many days of article one one we look, this up, happy,

happy Hanukkah array how many days in Managua is a days a days a week or swords eight days, sorry, nine guys on baseball team, a design a good deal for can give a gift ever. That's a traditional ways: forest, not jewish people, told me that they give a gifted date. Now, if you do that, my question, my quest, to you is? How do you go about those gives? You know? How do you do? Do you? Do it like how I do a stand upset when you got to start with some strong you gotta stay last year the fuckin man for the job right. I don't mean to be sexes about that, but when you really think about men do a better fucking job, just generally speaking Many women have been nowhere near the Fuckin moon, ok,

they're like fuckin homer. You are I'm fucking years ago. Were you know she's, as I just I just thought of one of the worst fuckin jokes ever and I will I'd say, but I will describe to you. Ok, I will describe it can't do it. I can only way to get away with. It is near here also laughing. I was gonna say you put the guys the space you now we get all away the moon you now you try to bring a lady up their right. You see what I'm going. I can't do that if the Christmas? I would not do that with eighty solely due start off with the fuckin, some strong. You know you establish like this is the little level of gift, kill, giving and gradually start your assent through days, two three, four five! Six! we're going to know the love of seven and eight. You gave me you fuckin gift now fuck off for a year as I would do it but was jewish me? I you a to get near a gifts I start off with it

with some shoes right I give her the fuckin some. I give her the fuckin some shoes. Then Jesus Christ Fuckin A gives a Yo Yo go close Now you know what I would start right out of the gate. I'd start with some silly. Like her stuff for the sheer like. I know like she chagos certain kinds of food she likes. Wonder, I told her. I said I know I'm going get you for Christmas. She go we're gonna, get you a bag of Fritos right. She just kept laughing, think it was the funniest thing ever that I wasn't actually gonna do its course. The first gift I gave her. She opened it up with a bag of Fritos, and I gave you Big bear how goes like this is the greatest Christmas average. There was the funniest fuckin thing ever so, if we would you. That's what I would do. I would start of a stupid fuck it gives this was can who I'm not goin fuckin broke here. Right is a christian

a non practising christian. I don't get my wife a gives a year. You don't mean. Do you guys should do it like a game show. Ok, do you want a pretty good, It's a one fucking great one. Like when you when the lottery. Do you want to get it all at once or have get paid a hundred grand over twenty years in anybody, always takes the payments, doesn't understand money and also you know so I would argue that we all what's gonna blow it, you get it all. Once, even though you are in a bigger tax bracket, you don't mean it gets, Over the hump in debate, fuckin millionaire and you fuck how much money you make if they between a grant a year, you never get, it up over the million because it gonna fuck it the tax, the shit out of you, you take it all at once. Roughly I mean you could do it if you just fuckin, set the Saturday Cornflakes it shit but like if you take all at once and then you invested, but she inaccurate

what do they want our whole documentary on that? I have no idea, but by waveform we like to give such gave me in assuring you know it's funny. I I'm gonna get socks for Christmas. You got me socks and she was all about. She goes you son. On Thursday, the utilizing I like socks, I'm just fucking around there was there the only thing my starting this year, she me a little box, three, He came in this little box lives and be cookies. I opened it up or some tea Baker T pick a socks and aren't you afraid, you know me away said among adults can give me a cheat. You trained silver spoken of so many ways? Ok, I'll, take a quick story. Fortunately near lighter and I always have a little bit of anxiety. Whenever I give me a gifts,

because the first my first girlfriend ever had. I think I told you this story before dinner. My first girlfriend I ever had get our gift. Now I didn't grow up around the ladies. I just had brothers for the longest fucking time right. I don't need black people. I mean I mean I had like. I was related to these people. I had brothers so the scarf has never gonna go away by the way is a fucking proscription. I got, you know Joe that's fucking, put it down on the mat, and now it's just fucking hang around like this thing that won't leave. I know you guys are thinking of. You must be smoking like a chimney. I'm not I'm not fucking smoking it all. Slash I might be done was cigars and I'm kind of I'm kind of done with boost to escape fuckin. Do it anymore.

You know, I love acknowledge ship, but I just hate waken up in the morning. I Above all, I am overhang overs, you, twenty six beer. I'll have like a beer. Allow have like you, know one glass of scotch at this point, but I can't do that fuckin. I can't take the right anymore. You know me Just hit me one day like you now quickly: bread, five got old, just Bam done over the Fuckin league, He hung around and he hung around. He hung around. Then he took that last fucking hit when he was on the voice. Things. You know it just looks like he's. Those were just lay on the grounds that he will be. There was a personal info. Another really. Religious people got our concern that the know that they get left behind and like now, that's what it looks like one, a fuckin forty two year old guy takes a hit for my fuckin defence event.

I'm fucking done within all that shit. However,. Let me tell you the story. The first girlfriend ahead so was her birthday was coming up and I have absolutely no idea what to get a female Togo. Small and I'm looking around looking around. I had no fucking idea and I came up to this table. And they had all these polo style, shirts, nice, shirts, shirt, would wear and they were on sale and all that stuff and adjust all these different color. So I bought or like four of them, and I wrapped him up, and I gave it to her eyes- odds, pole, shirts, shit and she fuck it unwrapped these things. And the level of disappointment on her face, and she just was like what what what? What is this, what the fuck do? She just fuckin went off. She fled

she started yelling at me like, like you, know, like a head coach mad at half time. You know you know. I said Flip anatomy- and I literally the I was so embarrassed. I, like kind of put my head down. I looked at my feet and the just sat down on the edge The bed. She was yelling at me right I don't What have I got? I was so fuckin embarrassed and she You know I was young, I didn't know anything about women and shit and chooses going off for me in about three or is it the way into a which was real? A good ninety seconds, long by the way, which is fuckin forever. I think she was come to your senses that she was taking in what she was went to me by my body, language and the fact that she just given gotten a gift and the way she was reacting and started to try to pull back on the stick and be like you know, it's gotten and

when the anger fuck, it hit me also the first times in my youth that. Actually a dream. My feelings. In the moment you know I was fucking bottles people brutally light. Three days later, I be like hey wait. That person took advantage of your purse was being I should have Fuckin said something right: this Can waiver anger came up and I just candidate. Why, like the german irish guy, I am, I think, we'll anything I just stood up. I walked over. I started putting jacket on in all that now course, she's fucking know we do and all that shit in me and You want to do. Is the only another swim move that a defensive Lyman. Does you know If I could push to decided then you'd fuck and bring your arm up and over that's what I wanted to do so coarse now, walk into the door and she does what all what every fuckin woman doesn't get. Mom

she's blocking the door and now she's crying she's crying What are you crying about everyday? You just said to me: I'm all that together pretty fuckin goody, so she's crying now she's bits the door, I say you know I want to leave I'm leaving, and we know it now and then the most awful off thing. Stand and they have all none of the fucking door. Gm and you put your hands on a morose. You gonna go to fuck jail, even if you just trying to move it, so we're gonna make it you're a human being. You want to leave the room. The terrain. Herein, a free country there's another human being prevented you from doing it. They're they're holding you there again, you're fuckin will but they're a fuckin. So it's totally fine. So what do you do You just have to sit there, not looking them in the eye just stare and at the fucking door, like I'm fine

leave. You can stand here as long as you want. I am going to fuck and leave right, Miss Brodie, you can't you put your hands on. It became even try to like you know what outside of your arm, so destroyed a can it. She wore new way past them because then they start flailing around like deliberately trying to get themselves hurt during the alterations to then you feel bad. Then you won't fuckin. We therefore I was right. Look I'm still bugs me so You know what I swear to God. You know I've always want to come up with something that you could sell for: one thousand nine hundred and ninety five late at night and all these mouth breathing fucking morons that think Trump's going to make the fucking planet great again In our United States great again, all these spoken dumb brised thought that, because Hilary also had a vagina that somehow there who's going to improve those fuckin Mormons right? yet another day of disappointment has gone past, Phil themselves up with buying absolute shit.

For ninety ninety five. I've always thought. How can I take advantage of these people for twenty dollars, a pop every time. I come up with something I find somebody else's already invented it like. I came up with this fuck it You know you stick between the car seat, the council's every time he drops up and does not between the seat. Solidarity came up with that right. That was the one thing I ever came up with it. Somebody it'll came up with, so it be great. If you like ninety ninety five, you could come up with a device that gets the woman away from the fucking door, so you can fuckin leave when their blocking it would that does not walls like hurting them her at any point, also being able to say that you put your hands on so big. It is like, and what you have you have a giant fuckin like these nerve hands. Ok and you just put em on either side of her right,

You stick em on they just stick on like you know when they have liked us plastic explosives that you just slap on the side of a tank is like one, sir on you, they're fucking on you, you gonna our new shirt, alright, but at the the day, that's worth worth the fuckin price of just get the fuck out of here So you put him on either side of her and then you have. You noticed blood pressure pumps as it looks Does she cared fuckin move, you know, and then then you you got on inflatable, be back right, and you just gotta Rover. You put it down the fuckin, be beg you open the door and then you fucking. Bring the blood pressure pump, jested, outside the door, you closed the door and raise your very close it you release, he closed the door and then your pocket broadly, your car right. Will you fuckin running any if you feel light headed in shit and she's gonna become running down the hall after you? Now it's like you're in a horror movie you trying to do two keys out in here? She fuckin comes you get in the fuckin car. Hopefully you,

the car door closed before that fucking lunatic comes up to sticker fuck Armand you close dialogue, then you know what she's gonna do she's gonna stand behind you, fuckin car then all you do. Is you just start the car right now? Can you read the fuckin engine those emissions interface, listen to some tones, eventually she's gonna have to go to the bathroom and who knows maybe an hour later. Maybe, for an hour later. You know you get the fuck out of here by ninety nine five I could put in an infomercial not even infomercials too much money. I can do then a fuckin thirty second spot I fell. Have you ever wanted to leave your apartment, but she won't. Let you what do you? Do you try? moving around the way right jails, fuck that the cops comin inflict intact showing itself with a fuckin

giant cell mate. Looking at you like he's going to bang in the ass right, that's the first six seconds of the commercial. I think you guys can do the rest of it Maybe it's a reason. Have a four wheel drive vehicles so when she's like stand behind you can't back out you just put it dr: go right up an overcoat, I guess what I'm really. Getting out here, as I hope you guys all enjoyed your holidays, you're, nice fuckin days off here most pencil. It's about a day job. Yet you guys have to go back to work today. Socks man, near the day after Christmas, you right back and then let's see what is it new year's day is why it's Sunday The new year's day Sunday, but then they play the ball games on Monday. So maybe next weekend you get the fucking three day weaken I've, no fucking idea. All I can say is twenty six, glad the hears over me

you know a while ago when they came up with the college football play off. Somebody player somebody s a comment on it and I was too busy at the goddamn, show I never really looked at it. And then just dawned on me that Ohio State is in Penn State, is out how the fuck does that work. Somebody please explain that to me. Penn State one, the big ten championship and they beat Ohio State, when states in the fucking arose ball in our house. Dates in the play of a friend of mine, is a Buckeyes fans and he's bitching about Alabama Lucy Schedule in all his faculties. Wine sector. Our state should not for could be in there. That makes it oh fuck, incense whatsoever and all fucking country, we're gonna, go allow Bam at a really easy schedule, less sucked issue. So what.

As you see, was the whole fucking year was based. We play a national championship game like fuckin to three times during the conference. Was there good for ten years Alabama? fight to all that, so one time they get an easy year anyway Sammy said, then I'm still ruin against. Sometimes you have to say so, fuckin good, it's fun! It's fun, and I told you favorite thing in Sports Alabama down at the half and then next say Vanessa talked, although sideline reporter women. You know, I was there It's fuckin, slams, lockers, eschew out is punter or some shit and he's getting they're, like I'm telling you anything, is gonna put that guy in an early grave. Instead, fuckin interviewee us to do So anyway, I don't. I mean I'm not like aunt, I state, but that does that does seem fair to me at all. How does it

but didn't when the big tension and even when their fucking conference championship is in the final for its all bullshit. It's all fuckin money, it's all money I state is gonna, get better ratings. I bet Better ratings than fucking Penn state other than that It makes no fuckin sense on paper. You know, and I love kids that are going to set out the ballgame and everybody who slew the fog early sports talk, radio, guys it's like do it fuckin slave labour member? do don't know how state play their pocket and stay was a Willis from a gay. He got his fuckin blown out for free cost him. A career in the NFL we didn't have such a grey Fuckin agent fuck, you So so a jersey with the kids name on it, you gonna make millions more. The fucking play

are selling out a hundred thousand seat stadium. They don't give a fuck and died. Figure that one out all those where's throughout the fuckin century of the damned team that have created the excitement gone out. There blown out their knees. Guy concussions got paralyzed died, early, fuckin, dead, do not get one dive fuck you and your ball game. They gotta start given kids, money man, it's fucking, brutal, its brutal thy love. All the Fuckin nerd said actually go to class and they get mad at the yes. It's because they don't show up it's like a fuckin. If it wasn't for that kid out there, you wouldn't you would have a class in a tent right now. You know what do you think paid for this Spock in biology, classroom people show on a thousand people showed up to look at you look through a fuckin microscope. It didn't. I don't have a sexy deal with it right,

I'll get? It haven't said that I'm still gonna watch and dumb. I like Clemson too, but I'm kind of a big deal. Go to. I probably still rueful have state, but that that's funny it doesn't make any fuckin sense. There's always gonna be a reason to complain because football such a violent game, that they can Avoid March madness, they just can't be too many fuckin games it to my kids, get her right, so Every year someone's gonna get mad at dusk. I usually blow it off, but this year Penn state got fucked. You know I mean! Maybe it's leftovers, Sandusky shit! You know I mean like not enough. Time has gone by as you know, is not a panacea for you, it's funny is fucking, Tom Brady, deflate gauge story lasted longer than that Sandusky shit.

The world that we limit? You see, artless, To some of the questions here for this week, Shelly, oh, how about the Fucking Celtics man that Celtics next game was great, the NBA too. By the way. Bravo, for save alright NFL, you get Thanksgiving. We get Christmas, They actually muscled the NFL position on a football Sunday to the point that all the fun games or on Saturday say whether any and also games. Yesterday, I don't even look the the game for so far greater. Mr first, when I watch the Celtics Nix fuck, fucking game that we almost blood is a funny thing is Michael Rapaport still owes me dinner. From the NBA finals. Inaccuracies, a cheat mother, Fucker anything is we're both fuckin busy. We just we run into each other, like once, every six months self cell, supply and on Christmas day

and I saw a text in my city MIKE you, wanna go double enough, I'll, take the Celtics straight, and he goes absolutely goes. Egos. So if, if I lose. Do I owe you two dinners I go now breakfast dinner, and if you know, if breakfast we'll bet on the super bowl. And if I win you know, if you, if you when you don't, owe me shit if I win, you owe me breakfast lunch and dinner. You gonna fuck and take me out we're going to do you to video of you. Me out for the entire Fuckin day and so he said all right, so he's in so what open. Is that there's gonna be a patriots giants, fuckin the trilogy and Of course, I'm taken my patriots, and I hope- and this is the year, that our defence doesn't let Brady doubt Christopher two times we play the giants drove them at the patriots down the field for the go ahead score Baltic,

He is six four six in the boss, it is count it right. Time we're done Mc Nabbs Fuckin throws up meal or die throws a paint any closer pick six Tom Brady has manned up all six he's gone six in all, unfortunately, defence has gone foreign to so of course I will take the patriot and I'd know, text, and I said: ok, so patriots and giants play each other and I'd I'd text him. I said: ok, so patriots giants play each other. What's gonna happen, are the patriots gonna go oh in three? giants. Gotta go see the giants, gonna go three, you know the patriots or is Michael RAP Report gonna go out three against the menu so powerfully that's gonna happen

you know. I want the patriot supply. We go back to super. We have to play fuckin giants and I give a shit about Seattle we already played than we already be. I'm a fucking anybody else. We gotta, we gotta go back. You gotta! Do it it I'll talk to someone patriots who undergo Mcgovern, makes me sick to my stomach sorting and you can quit put your Paul reveal had between you fuckin legs and go home. You know the biggest thing this year is that those coach, even other cultures, do online good job and everything, but you know I don't know I just do you're, so stupid. I just look at a coach. I judge a book by its cover and I just look at that guy and I'm just like yeah. You know, I'm not feeling not feeling this guy. This guy just looks like looks like a die hard giants, faint, that's what looks like he does not look like a head coach, so anyway, so we shall see, I told you I'm not buying into I don't buy, don't buy up. I don't believe in the cowboys. I liked it coach,

get em him like. I do not like just don't like that. Guy that, like person, like him. I just look at him and easy just as Slovenia Head coach, like a head coach, You gotta look at em, we go back home and I would not want to get yelled out by that. Guy you gotta take a word about p Carol. Pierre looks like he's: gonna Bible study you, even if you, if you look into p care, trying to put rumours out there. But if tat I had like a dead hooker in his past. Ok or at least you know one that law. I'm not trying to put rumours out there, but if TAT I had like a dead hooker in his past. Ok, at least you know, one that lost consciousness any broader around. You know: would not surprise me is so fucked up to say I'm sure he's a hell of a guy Skin, let's Let's do some of the advertising here. The lads here for the weaker rate? I see so everybody

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because I gotta do much a shit today. As always, there's always hey Billy, Baldwin, Billy all day and you get it bill balding business Billy, All Dan is poor I heard you running about our New England, keeps offloading defence defending players, your half right, This year is a big for salary cap? Don't we half right. Name one person that is finished their fuckin career with the patriots on the defensive side since fuckin Teddy Bruce Lee or Fuckin now, William, against. We never keeper half right dude Richard Seymour lawyer Malloy Tie law. I was a big fucking nuts, I'm gonna kill you ve got his fucking acres there only with us for a few years who is a big fat guy? Are our nose tackle he's gone.

Anyway said you have right Dante, High Tower Malcolm Butler. Bolton amid twenties in contracts years expect, both of them to get better contracts in the off season. I don't expect that expect at all, maybe One of them will so. What you saying is I'm half right, you're saying expect them. So, on your forecast, I'm telling you what has happened. You saying on your forecast that you? What you are you what you are projecting that that's that's one here, it's ok, you're, first pointing out the fuckin window right that science fiction there, They expect to see both them get big contracts, the Patrick shun the strong if these thirty now and we great young backup in land in Collins, who is also a contract. Ear. Ok, so expect Patrick Chung to get the fuck and evil because he's and I would probably be like hey I'm a veteran of playing this legal demonstrate that can do the job and that's when they go k fuckin see later, finally, the probable

Free safety, Devil Mccord is getting top dollar dollar, so it isn't just the afrits. Ok, So in all that shit, you just said: You only named one guy who's getting top dollar. Ok, everything else was projecting shit right Hope that bring some clarity to Billy proposals pretext, deadlines move sending Jamie Collins. Another middle linebacker entering a contract here. Who was underperforming compared to high tower days for a great pod, cassock underperforming What I would like, if you like you, ignored Chandler Jones, whose having a fuckin probable year with Arizona you pay quickly told me the devil, Mccord he's getting paid. That's basic what you told me and they ve always paid guys who were in their mid twenties. What I'm talking about is that next contract

the next one. They like you, get the fuck out of here. You Patrick Chung, get the fuck. Are you all right here? We go Mammy look- is much as uncomplaining. It is working, but it does give frustrating to these guys that she shut down this side of the field in every couple years. We get rid of that guy and dumb. Like I always feel like you know, I always feel like our defence. You know, sir the Mcguinness Rebel and Teddy Briski years. I always feel like it goes in its like my pie. It looks like it. Died but inside it still soapy, you know so go up against the giants. I just feel like we dont those two times up again within match up oil against them. Monster defence. You know. They will come in there. You know we had lay honour. I just I love. I that's why I love the giants

The choices they always have. A great fuck defence always have a great fuckin defects that you know. That's why I like. Dealers back in the day, the doomsday defence, a cowboy you're gonna love those deep. It occurs in your office. Can just be like good and you gonna win the fucking game itself. Fuckin a marked Sanchez, everyone who ass they started, calling Sanchez they fuckin defense was great. Then they lost everybody and all of a sudden, you know, he's a when I go. What are you going to runs regular fuckin ass if his line, the game many other play from behind these. When I go when I go on, he regular fuckin ass, if his line concussion, but you gotta get a concussion probably got a concussion that guy, but we did, twenty squat is so probably an elbow podcast instead girlfriend to job that was making her miserable Jesus Christ. This should be on the Oprah Winfried network. Are we

we actually gonna have like a feel good fuckin story here. Fuck has gone these blight open the blinds, ok, We get here, forty minutes in ok, so I got a stretch, the ship and do not twenty minutes. Ignorance, ok I've been or bill. You been great for the first forty minutes. I podcast aspire girlfriend equipped job that was making her miserable, hey, Billy Billy check my girlfriend love the park. Yes, it listen to it together whenever on a long road trip. A few months ago, we put on your interview with Jill Rogan when you guys started talking about job she hated and how you knew and how you had to to know when to walk my girl started crying Jesus. After that point: I knew that she had issues with the job but had no idea that our company was putting it through. So much grief so much grief that was making are absolutely miserable deep down inside once you

the interview it convinced and inspired her to take action as quickly as possible to seek new employment, confer yeah and that's it. Habit to get into any do it. When you fucking young cause, you don't have any kids, no wife, no husband, no mortgage! That's when you fuckin make you moves, not to say you can't do it after there. But it's obvious him. You know there is no reason not to do when you yeah can now she's on the right track for really Ray job and the possibilities of a permanent higher with a really good company seem to be in the works of seeing them either knock on. I I would like to personally thank you, Mr Rogan finale, providing us with great entertainment, but also in vertically, helping out someone. I truly love and care about this positive work. Environment duties are going to be anything I can make fun of. This is like a nice letter she's also she's already in better spirits than ever before is in part thanks to you

We hope to see you come through the Caroline. This takes time around thanks again and have a wonderful holiday. While its great argument was reiterate, I can remember what the fuck I said, but yeah you know I I Friend of mine. It was working for Raw was working for the necessary company. I think was nestlings when those fuckin patients and they will run in this person ragged, and I literally watch this person go from a positive person to say we then I started to avoid his phone calls because, like it was getting so fuckin negative, and then one day this person just said fuck this quit and actually started working for like a nonprofit was happy, he's fucking hell and is now back in the corporate world and a company. That he fuckin loves and, like you have two fuckin, do them at you know that whole fucking, fear of, like you know,.

How am I going to pay for shit will keep you. These bad relationships with these horrific fuckin companies right but what you tat, you have to always be willing to set vice for your own happiness in it. That involves downsizing, you're, fucking life and just getting Just look at all this shit on you shelves in all this stuff that you fuckin have how much of this shit do. I even thought because I'm sitting here in our guest room where I have all my drum videos, my magazines, all these fuckin books. They just sat on the shelf for fucking years. I give you literally took everything offered fuckin shells. Ok other than the sentimental value of a few for good things. I went You can empty all the fucking This'Ll cabinets if you emptied all of it other than on. When I walked in, and I didn't see it, I wouldn't miss any of it fixed,

for I have the nineteen seventy isn't. Nineteen. Seventy two simplistic pensive years of football cards, I have the complete set that I wouldn't miss that I witness the cup other things are gonna play, but other than that I do not know how many a riddle let fuckin shit. My downsides, my fucking, I'm saying you can do that think about when you first fucking, you know daddy, your house. What did you he had to close on your back couple piece of shit, thinks of furniture. Right and then other than that. Just over the years he gets She's a magazine, you say that you are collecting shared people. Give you start your fuckin trips in your bike. Glasses and then all of a sudden what you really yet the house issues is giants: storage shed for bunches. That. You don't let your Parma. Comes to same. Why so to downsize all of that to get out of a foot. Job you don't want to be in and you reduce Fucking overhead in

meantime, you can actually make less. You know, All different ways to get the job start. Spending less saving up fuckin money seeking quit your job. It live for four months without her. The fuck at work or whatever or making a little bit less money in a meeting just get rid of a bunch of shit that you don't even fuckin need. I gotta do that. The debate come in any fuckin day now I gotta I gotta, get rid of a bunch of shit. Is God knows, she's gonna have a bunch of shit to write. Fucking know anyway, say we got let's fucking, let's, let's plough ahead return gifts, dear bill, I gotta get into a debate with my fiancee. I got into a debate with my fiancee she seems to think its rude. Aren't we it seems to be rude to ask someone for give receipt for forgive they did not like.

I told her that it would be worse to keep the gift and never use it than to return. For better sizes, something different altogether, I take you for the type of to just say thank you and throw it out if you don't like it good common, I have two final like something I would never die. I just don't do that. I just I take it down the goodwill. Jacket for my odd that I don't like and doesn't fit. She thinks I should just exchanged for a proper size and call it a day. I know for a fact: I would be offended because for close enough that I can tell her that thoughts on this you know. This is one that is up to you. I think it's good exercise. To tell somebody what you're really feeling at the price of their feelings. I saw no fits with a Christmas gift. I bet do it wants to somebody, but if next year, if they come back,

but something ugly again then you're just saying you know you have bad taste but I don't think there's any rosy. Time is anything wrong with it. Look I go beyond somebody a fuckin gift right now, In such screaming at me make me sit down like of Aragon. If I ever my wife if she's like you know, I don't like disconnects changeover get fuck. You have slowly his receipt, have fun going to those crowded malls. I've done. I I've fulfilled my and of the the verbal contractual agreement that we have, that I'll buy you a Christmas gift, but you know when you got turn the fuckin thing. I mean that's on you, you can go back in there with all those fucking animals. Again, I'm not doing it. Yeah. I don't think, there's anything wrong with it. I think That's, maybe that's a preference thing. You know if you, if you want a fuckin.

Do you want to go that route? Get? Oh god bless. You go there fuckin. If, if you don't, I respect that. I slept my sister Christmas Eve. I don't believe this. I don't believe this about. Dear Billy budgets are big tits and slept a woman. Hey Billy recently my family celebrated my dad's birthday, which is on Christmas Eve, and Every year we went to a local mexican restaurant, my mother bottom very expensive bottle of Middleton Trip, distilled irish whiskey never heard of that shit. Four percent a right which we proceed to drink It's a return to my parents. House how many of you are on this bottle and there's a woman slap in the end of this Jesus crisis is like a fucking country, music video. Once we were back my sister, whose thirty asked if she could collect pictures of this little kids. She could make an hour. I

I knew exactly where some great ones were of as a baby. My mother's dwarf where she, my mother, had previously shown me? You know, I don't know, what's going to happen in the singer, efforts even a true story, but I'm already saying at some point. Somebody should set fair enough before somebody get slept, The king, my sister, has a different farther than I am from I gather her. Dad was a not so great guy and my mother Doesn't seem to have any fun memories of that relationship. Ok, Zander the pictures to her expecting her too, either seen them before or to be to be seeing them for the first time. The pictures of her and her father with my mother's family lost here, ok, ok, ok, you have the same mom but different dance. Ok, also, her birth certificates in the certificate was in the envelope which she apparently

which apparently she had never seen she's through She never had to produce a birth certificate. When she saw them she freaked out. She began to parade my mother for never showing them to her in a full blown fight, ensued. Of course I was mortified. I had no idea. This was going to happen. When you go out on a limb here, sir, I say at this moment this is not about you anymore, a cake. She didn't have a good relationship with dad. This could be something that she needed or something seems to be between her mom and if you're gonna go third man in that's a game is conduct and, I would say a fuckin ten gave suspension at least sets horribly her for things to my mother and tried to storm out once a step and tried to stop her you're doing that big. So women need this product to thought. They'd make gazillion dollar the male or female.

Person. Remover. Ignorant of my vote. I never thought that a woman ever had to fuck and try to get through the door with some fuckin ass We'll go to. My apology on ladies, are once I stepped And tried once I stepped in, and try to stop or should be a new attack and shot on everything that was wrong with me in my life I defer myself, yelling back all the fucked up she's done that's not defending self, Sir, what you did was you went to her emotional level, which showed that which is late, in the fuckin ropes. Let her go and then afterward. She would owe you an apology, anyway. She goes then with might this is. This is why you don't go home for holidays. The should always ends up happening there my mother and father there sheets, large me in punch me square in the eye. With this insane look on her face. Was she wanted to leave and you weren't letting her? I was

to keep her at arm's length and telling myself over and over don't hitter the final Roger came when, with both by And trying to hold her back, she managed to kick me in the face with their boots on. Aren't you standing up other fuck? Did she do that they held her I can take care of her leverage was so she like Anderson Silva, and she just gave me that front up. Kick that you didn't say whatever the fuck. You call it. Man made terms Then I proceeded calmly and coolly to pick the exact moment, went to reach in and give her and open palm slap right across the whole of sight of her face. You did that calmly and coolly. Jesus. She immediately stop the and when in her car to power, do he slept in the face of the seas? she later chilled out and fell asleep on the sofa Christmas being tomorrow. I need your help. They do that thing, and how can I keep things from being fucked

from here on out. Thank you. Go fuck yourself. Did you do the right thing? You slept a woman. Yes, she's coming to you with a knife, then yeah, yeah NGO, close fisted at that point, but I mean all she was I do is leave here. Did she had valid reaction to something that really hurt her in her pain. She said a bunch of mean things to her mark the right She comes from a broken arm in this shit's gonna happen during the Fuckin Holly's you're fucking, drunk Whiskey right, you guys are viewed from what I can tell theirs. To you on that bottle, maybe three or whatever, but you know three four people killing a bottle of whisky, you're gotta be hammer right. She wanted to leave. She's drunken. She wants to drive. That's one thing you did not put that in if she does the leave to go be by yourself, there's nothing more frustrating that when you're

in your emotional, you wanna leave a roman people. Won't let you leave it's fuckin annoying aright No history of trying to herself she's not drunk got a letter, leave the fact that you just said you come the coolly waited for the fuckin exact moment to reach in its slap across the face, meaning contemplated this shit's actually hit you, then you reacted and did it You made the decision. You thought about it, any waiting for them, so that went from like fuckin second degree to first degree so yeah. I know you didn't do the right thing and you should. I would feel terrible if I fucking did that. Can you start things from being fucked up from here on out? Well, I sit down, and I would just keep playing over and over again how it escalated, and

kind of zig every time you should zagged and just try to think of what you can do the next time, but calmly, coolly, picking the exact moment to slightly system in the face on Christmas. Eve is. Yeah. I would say you did you did the right thing. I mean, like I said Lily unless she was literally be doing physical harm to I guess she hit you that guy, that's so fucked up, I'm right in thinking that she kicked. In the face, and she did all of that Cyprus stuff so let us take as they will hold in her back. One of the things that women get to get away with, they get a ticket to get away with it. Felt better an issue like you shouldn't fucking either, but I fucked up that even as a guy, I was needed validating the point that she kicked. You in the face. And punch you square in the eye with an insane look on her face. Are these very easily for me to be sitting here in bed,

not emotionally invested unable to say whether the fuck you did the right thing in the wrong thing You got a: U families gone through a fucked up time through alcohol in there and some old fuckin pictures said you know. Your sister euro puts our hands on you and you hit or back I mean I don't know I don't know. I would have to look. Maybe you said you calmly and coolly pick the exact moment went to reach out. I don't know, maybe that's what fucking throw me off but like if this all went down and like fuckin three seconds I think you guys all need some fuckin group therapy. I can say, is I'm glad I wasn't there bladder wasn't that party, that's all I can say about that one, however I do feel that I owe you an apology for judging you, Actions without even taken into consideration that you took two hits today had to face. You hit me in the face right.

You know I've see women like that. I know how hard they punch- kick and all that shit. They have no fucking concern the fact that their wherein shoes- and they kick in the face of just said- you know they way over a hundred pounds and who wants to get hit by somebody ways out of pounds right. The fuckin face it down. And that the natural reaction to getting hit is to hit back and they got that whole well cause I'm a girl, you can't do it yet. I can just fuckin break all the fuckin rules and it's it's. It's wonderful, but you know something I maybe that's just one of them. The Portuguese for being a woman. You know they gotta have their period every month they gotta go through fuckin labour. You know, I mean they get it almost free drinks. They always get the house during a divorced me there's a lot of things that they have to go through that, maybe maybe it's ok that they can hit us. I have no fucking idea.

All I know is that enough woman ever hit you you just when you just fuck a walk away, you just walk away and if their not related to you. You just end the relationship like this is over. You know Are you coming back to union? Give me a gift now we're mom, I'm like the battered women now, but which is usually not like dad. She shut too good for it to go. Fuck yourself over. It's what I do. If I did, I do the right thing and how can keep things have been fucked up from here ok is the first thing you do. I would not drink whisky around volatile family members I would do that. I would try to be the sober person. I think if you were more sober I'd, I'd, probably wouldn't done then, or at the very least you saw the punch common satellite. He threw a straight right. You know should mean, will slip that enough. That's that's! Fucking with me. Sorry that debt app- and you know I don't know-

The current evened out you twice yearly here once maybe it's fair who the fuck knows no, but I don't. I don't buy that whole chivalry thing that you know that you want to. Restart swinging on you, it's theyve theyve, they fuckin. You know. They ve waved all rights. Of chivalry and an rules between the sexes in my own opinion, but like it's, the fat its but for the guy, though, is. Is if he reacts immediately. I give you pass, but the fact is, I thought about it. It should also come back to even though she deserves it. She still a lady and then you don't. I mean personally, I I could well, I guess never say never, but I've never run into that and I've had a lot of women hit me I mean I'm an asshole I've got a lot of me. Women throw should at me

but it's never. It's never gotten. To that point where I I I would, I could do that you would be like taking a fucking kid or dog or some shit. You know I could never do it like an animal. You don't owe me, let's just like run arousing whose fight this fuckin weekend, everybody git up that book. If you, if Europe is a question for you you're dating someone who is, it just takes karate you're fuckin information is actually in the EU have see there. What is to become of me. If she fuckin hits, you say you survive it good not a woman whose even remotely thought about getting into the you see they could kick the shit out of me. I can't imagine fighting one that was actually in the EU of Sea every fucking.

Is that later there apologizes I've a stake over my I now make it up to you. Freckles ex girlfriend is a cunt Jesus Fuckin James Blunt here Ex girlfriend- can't pay bill. I am a lady Anne Fanny, yours. I love near as well get on the case, if possible, please was she still downstairs sleeping. Ok, I dig other Ladys, And recently I broke up, I broke a very important relationship in my life. I was dating this girl on and off for many years. Totally in love with her All the while she claims she loved me more than anything. Which she still does claimed by the way, by the way, and says: I'm the only person she is ever wanted to spend your life with whoever she's one of these

people who just these her freedom and can't function in a fuckin relationship or then you gotta, let her go before we broke we had this huge fucking argument about commitment, and I said I didn't see the point in continuing this relationship. She reflected Instead, I was absolutely right that I don't deserve The dedicate my entire life to someone is complicated is her. Well, we agree with her and walk. I agreed she then said she tried but can't reciprocate my feelings in the same intensity our eye there eight years before this broad was Look at me around. Saying on the lower life and she wanted to marry me and live with me forever. All these years. Every time I confronted her about troublesome behaviour, there was, ever cheating. At least she didn't tell me hey. I don't think our feelings. This may not work. She lead me to believe she loves me enough. She's, still saying the love of her life and what not but feels horrible for all the pain she's cause. Me and the time I wasted

being in love, the love of her life was enough to make her act like a good girlfriend, and then I to move on with my life, so we parted ways good for you strong, move like that move. Now not sure what to do when I start my identity is so intertwined with this try with this person We used to be in the beginning. I want to start over, but I don't know who I am outside of this relationship. I like to hear you thought, about it, because I think you guys give some good advice. I write. I would say this what you feel Is totally normal people do is when they feel those feelings of like we're. Now. What do I do? Who am I? How do I pick up the fuckin pieces? There is. That initial, failing, which does feel good and your natural reaction is to go for the quickest fix which is to go back and that fuckin horrible relationship which you have to do as the saying goes, you gonna walk from the fire here. I would write down

You know, I've started journalists up and see you can kind of. You know it's to just be feeling your thoughts, forces writing them down, and then you can see him and then you can kind of get outside Eu Self, which is what we need right now friends, help with this too. We have to be like look. You can't go back to this person. You know that Ok, but right now is like the worst It is now you're gonna, be lonely and heart broken by itself. In this, Send it usually come for you is the cause of it, so you can't go to them for comfort, cuz, it's going to fuck you all up and get you back to square one. So you're asking what you should do is I think that you should acknowledge the fact that You gonna to you what you have to go through some pain. You going go through some pain over the next. Like you know, certainly three months, but what you do during that time is gradually

build a new life without this person so the first month and I mean the fatal position crying and just going through next show this I detox of this person, but. What I would try to do is introduced, fun activity. You know that you could do like. I don't know whatever the fuck its into even if it's like a fuckin tv show the image of binge watch, something as simple as that. There is being that you do, and it is that it's yours, that you don't do it this other person and energy. Introduce something only when you re for something else. Maybe we want to learn how to write a horse, go fuck and do that. God knows you got the goddamn time something fun with this something that you ve always wanted to do, but you didn't have the time with work it being involved. The relationship go. Do that fuckin thing. Take a trip do so

thing and all the time when feel and said, given. The sadness and cry some of that fucking pay. Now I'm a big believer in crime these guys are not allowed to do it's. Why women get past shit and guy? carry shit. Women still can look, and see the sadness, but they done feeling fucked up over. They didn't hold onto the emotion they. Frying room for the mess he goes into closer leave that guy's. Should you know cause it's too embarrassing for people to see his cry. They should Every house, the we have a bathroom, a bedroom kitchen. There should be a crying room for the man, goes into closes the door its sound proven is allowed to go in there in way allowed all of his fuck pain the way women are and everyone flocks tomb and hug some. It gives some comfort and you know I'm a big believer in it now than after after half a century hold in it, and I believe that you should fuckin, let it out, you should go Chris Bosh, if you're a guy

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