Hey, what's goin on its bill bar and it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday March, eighteenth too, and thirteen as a coward power. You upstairs. I have a house at this point. They got The demolition Donovan after open a fuckin window, curtains already too hot in here and has fuckin thing these. Replace to anybody want to buy a tree fort, and I think this I bought about a trifle. With Vulcan Wall the Wall lucrative, If you say that the Elles always fuckin bullshit, everybody told me, you know what, if you ever go buy a house. This is I suggest you to walk in there worrying a helmet right, some safety goggles on put those fuckers put the whole ensemble on and then have when your biggest friends just grab. You like a battering ram in slam, you into the wall of the house, and

look around when you come when you come to have a look around you'd. Be surprised what you find in their own right nothin in their other than the fuckin horse shit you just broke by all means making. Around on the house right he's, fucking, cock. Second fuckin! insurance adjusters global we'll cover every Luke? You know these dick heads I had like, and would in the walls like those slots but they never have these constant they're gonna put plywood, and then they can put drywall over the top of that and I'm just gonna be lagoon. Does the same thing? Isn't it. Mr Blair. We sure you didn't have the premium coverage of union you premium coverage and we would have. We would have paid from which you now you wouldn't have. You would have found some other fuckin reason not to pay me. That's why you're in the Bay building. Isn't it why You ever think you ring. How did you get that as some old woman

in a White House coat trying to figure out how to eat a fucking, Appleby, etc. You got that fuckin ring. It was funny insurance adjuster, has never come over here yet and have already been screaming at the windshield, my car, because I know what these fuckin cancer gonna do. They did it the entire city in New Orleans they're, not gonna. Do it to me. On my own little city here on our own Fuck em you know, there's no were shot pen, fuckin, Rowan Abode up to my house coming to rescue me is there. I don't think there is I'm on my own, you know what that five very guy of any resign myself to the fact that I gonna fuck, it not only restore this goddamn fuckin cock, socket, fuckin room, sorry guys! men, ammonia, I'm gonna fuckin. I will make our make it even better gay. That's what I'm doing. I don't give a shit if I have to do stand up gigs

I don't know where those apartheid countries and for the fucking dictator like beyond, say, did shaken off. Can perfectly round ass on New year's eve. You think I'm above that to outdo the fuckin day after thanksgiving Give me a fucking too, for one. Eastern Flag Day. You can have me up a wine short in whatever fuckin Compound your living and to keep the people from storm, and Damn thing? Could you made a deal with the CIA and gave way the fuckin oil densher I'll come down there? I do my acting you're fuckin boy can we get some of their blood money? blood money and I'm gonna fuck and restore this goddamn room back to the way it was supposed to be, possess what the fuck I've been doing. I've been sitting here for the last couple of days and I've been finding out where the God Damn stuff is that I need have. I cursed enough. I familiar

Take us down a notch. Donny if you feel better about yourself, these words. We mourn. I do she had not a book. Moron. There's nothing! You know, you'll make somebody a mayor, Login I've gotta miles, but I wouldn't do that history will I like I will go to history where I was go. That would work me stuff shit, I'm one of them all the fuckers William Few, while the fuckers shit. I saw From the second act, Poland, with parking lot, She call my name. I forget what the book she was talking about. Maybe she just be long waiting around the lark just sit there. You know. This shit now wonder why my dick was hard. You know. I have a nervous breakdown raised, so I was look. I forgot to look the sheriff God dammit.

So I've been looking up all these old houses that they about here in LOS Angeles. By the way, specifically the thirteen area. Has these amazing houses out there and I've just been looking up how people went about restoring that when I came out they were able to I can restore and entire God damn house the type. There has to be enough shit left for me to do room right. Please tell me that you suddenly fast Eddie and forget now reservoir dogs, please tell us something about the diamonds Can someone please tell me so anyway, I started looking up all these houses right. This is backing up back in day. I am a big fan of fuckin blue blood money when there was a name attached to it. You know back in the day. Like people knew the name of the rich countries that was stealing from they knew what they look like they do where they lived. It was unreal.

The Vanderbilt, the Asters, the Rockefellers, the Rothschilds, you know and then the people who started. You know like like after a gamble that wasn't just a name. Those was fuckin people, Does the house up Pasadena called the Gamble House? It was made these guys greening green and they they did. Those. You call him. Big craftsman, American Draftsmans houses. Would build a house, for everybody? We bore how much money you think proper Don't gamble. Have you drive by what is a gamble house right? There. That's gambles house. What is fuckin proctors. Look like you know, Johnson, Johnson, all those goddamn families. So anyway Look at these things up in this house out Pasadena called the black how's the Robert, our blacker house,.

What I've come on you're lucky. I can't you know somehow dumb. I am, I can't even click on something hang on a second arrogantly click on this, at the black or house out in Pasadena. You can't believe We have this house's fuck an unbelievable, actually drove by the other day, like a goddamn starker looking at it. And down this house was made. I guess, for this guy. Robert and Nellie Blacker writes a typical enough rich people. They get this fuckin, believable house, you know to the turn of the last century sorts all. This would be cut down like fucking, fifty two hundred year old trees or whatever. So the shit solid is Iraq and I suppose that back and they are down- and how do you know fuckin shit, drawn down in El Salvador by some fuck an eight year old. You don't want the trees taller than the kid they make the kid sought down four in the morning before them.

I'm fuckin plan, another one start watering it. You know, you know realise that that's our trees, krona, eight Europe, They teach you how to sleep on their feet. They sleep legs, added up when they sit there like just slowly watering them all night and then cause them to grow faster to holds all le it's on Sixty minutes, you should check it out. If you get a chance, we gotta Hulu. My were looked up. But anyway, so they may this amazing out in all the furniture and all the shit in it and the chandelier in all of that are quickly worth a small fortune now. So what happened is, of course, the Falcon lady outlives, the guy. Why cause one should hit the fan, women cry and guys fuck and deal with it. That's why bag there it is did the bell? The Lafayette? That's the first Excess moronic thing, then I'm gonna sell not first moronic, but the first more radically sexist thing that I would say this fuckin podcast, aright get it the FED the

eighties. They fuckin cry, that's what they do. The guys we're cry and on the inside we gotta hold that shit together as we push IKEA couch under the fuckin water, all this coming through Utopia house. That's that's what we do. That go on. I got rid of media and they get it out. We don't so. Hence thirty five buccaneers We drop of a heart attack. I will move on the lawn, because, in the middle of our chest was again, everything is still lacking in their attach too it is against all that. Fuckin shit is just one big, can ball sittin there right to be a hat and then that's it. You're fuckin kill over. And then she has the nerve to stay they go and I told him to stop eating. Read me. I told me of his family. He didn't like it. He said that food with for the queen

He was so this Fuckin House spoken house. They kept everything Like all original right up until the forty, so that stuff was already forty years old, they already word make an furniture or maybe the forest. Kind of still over the style had changed. So if you walked into that house in MID, like nineteen these five. When this woman died, it was like step Back in time, like forty five years are ever going to all persons house, you see their stereo, the Kapital Immaculate Immaculate condition the car there I've and they fuckin can opener. Well, maybe not now, but back in it. Then all can open a yell We made us some real fuckin materials, etc. Some plastic on shit right there, all that stuff and they are always beauty. Sconces another chandelier and all that stuff on on now, walls and on the ceiling, everything right so many ways in the will, the leg says whether by this house, it's it's all in company

you have to buy. The house becomes at all the furniture they had it. Look. What It's like another house behind it. That was just for four votes like a mother in law, sweep look like a fuckin. What bedroom colonial, though, I guess that's how big this fuckin house was their greenhouse the giant property. So when you go bought it after she died. To buy everything and was allowed to sell off anything so coarse she dies and then the fuckin greedy. And what do they do they sell house in another person, meekly divides it up, so after mother last sweet gets where the greenhouse cut up the Falcon property has an infamous. Fuckin yard, sale and cells. All this unbelievable furniture, and to this, It's in museums and private collectors own the shit get even worse: What happened in this fucking us is what makes you feel better about? Make only lost one room: it's beautiful, fucking as with all the shit, they already lost all the furniture right, but they still have to do with them.

Windows in the shed lives and some kind buys it. Nineteen eighty five whose a fuckin deals in like vintage, chandeliers and other stuff. He buys the house for a million bucks, got the fuckin thing. Is selling these shared a list for like six figures to whom I don't know, but somehow we sort of like a hundred fifty two under Gran. He saw in the sconces for like a hundred grand, he got the falcon. Replaces everything with a home depot. Replica piece of shit was called the rape of the other fuckin black or house or whatever I'm all of stuff is boring. Do you guys? I don't know what I've read up on all of the ship. Whatever somebody bought the house after was able to restore. It pains making way, I might add, painstakingly so To give these guys can do that. You know I can restore one fuckin run very trying to pull this shit on me, telling me that people don't put plaster up anymore together. Do I just had my fuckin runs out their replaced? It already have a guy Rachel, Fuckin cunt.

If we would end you dry wall is that what you're gonna Do than why don't I just do it? Why don't I just fuckin? Do it because you Fuck it up bill yeah, but you know what I could do most of it, round the windows. You be a little bit difficult as it requires some fuckin measure. So many that has been. Ah that's been my weak and Got a bunch of should I have to do to my right. So that's one. Do the progress you Sunday afternoon so anyway walk in the living room, the Lovely NEWS is watching. One reality shows and its these five, just toxic women sitting in this limousine. These women is telling this Hap lilies woman, whose divorce is tell him this happily married woman that Shit needs to speak up to her husband more and it was basically because the husband said Old Fashioned, because an old fashioned guy, so he's out there kill it.

In an insane fuckin living right she's the little homemaker right. So they make divorce, staying right, contact, Staying there you go is sitting in a the limo and basically, tell him the girl, whose fucking she's got the best deal ever GMT, somebody who's out there, making a fuck load of money at all. He's gotta do is keep the house together, so Jesus Christ. How long does it take this week, the kitchen You can even IRA Fuckin cleaning company just have the should clean and when I come home, have dinner ready for the life of me, for the life of me, I dont know why certain people look at that: as slavery unless look. If you have some fuckin dream, you know you have ideas and that type of thing

want to go out and Priscilla by all means. If you're, just gonna be another cog in the wheel, bump bump bump bump Bobo oh Paul, but a little too taken a Fuckin subway to work. To go. Make somebody else's dream. Come true. You know mean why the fuck would you take that other thing You got all day to get out of the house. Go for a fuckin walk. You know don't I swear to God and another life. If I'm off, I can stay at all mother. I swear to fucking God, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get back in season tickets, to everything to fucking offers ports and I'm gonna knock out everything I have to do during the day. I don't have that fuckin dead, already the second, the dude comes in and out It's over ceja about fucking run

that thing on my fuckin heels about over the goddamn gay. I don't know what the complainant awoke. You couldn't have more fuckin free time. You know. Even when you have kids, it's your still running shit. You're still, boss get out? I don't I don't have talked about this should so she adds up. Tell him this. Does this lady in the fucking back of his limo You know that's all well and good if he wants to work and live a black, but you know that Your stuff can also be controlled. It can also be Contra. Can you know people when people are dumb? Is they make one point and they to say it three times in a fuckin row to make it sound like they made a bunch of different points, but they only made one and as that working Now, where is our work

It is what a slap on the side of the head is like you stuck in their thronged with you. Did you first urgent. First outspoken drive me fucking nuts, with this shit then she answered with you know. So if he wants a sandwich, he should go out there. To make it himself- and I just. The whole fucking shit I women live, There are always like you, not the king, you're, not the king, but then who seconds later If you would to say you're a queen, they would one hundred percent agree with you and its outcome. Six shit, I think I did it and one of my stand up things Mason. And up skittles, I swear I'm fucking God every goddamn thing that they bitch about that they do not want to be done to them? They will fight. Do You in a second, if you let him right. This is why me and you can't watch tv together because she watches the dumb whore channel and she

Is it to laugh at the door Moors which if I was a woman, I could sit there and laugh at the dumb wars, because it no point would I be financially like connecting. I mean, like the biggest fear for me anyway, if you gonna fuckin, get married the girls gonna flip on you and then take everything you got, there's nothing! You can do about it right. So when I watch those stupid horse, that's what I see I see him lemme, fuller child support. Just fuckin lazy, get your fuckin life together, losers, decked out by the way they were on their way to a terrible. Ok can I was writing Everybody that give everybody in the car spoken suspect what what? What? What the fuck? How old, are you? Aren't you gonna televised anymore? For Christ's sake, Ladys get your middle aged pussies back in a fuckin house. I make it got there. Say what you my right. You know best

I want to go on like Edward Degeneracy Show with somehow get half of that out. Just to see How long? How much of it I could get out. Both bilateral before somebody, what through the morning after pill at me, well that shit right it, my giant forehead anyways. I'll just making. One of my hitting me in the forehead was a carnival game. What we would you think you would win? It would be so fuck uneasy my forehead, so god damn big enough when one of those number those little coil is that they could stick on the Andy, a pencil back in the seventies, I'm sure they gotta box of those left over somewhere. That's what you want. Until they ran up so anyway. This is the Monday morning, podcast everybody, its ignorant its sexist. It's great for kids,.

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I go in and not a watch in the? U s c! I I love it. Of the? U S a box, and I love all that stuff. It's just that all the paper views. Saturday night. Am I right. The Saturday night and I'm usually don't shows and I miss him. I always end up missing em and dumb, but What's while what happens is like ice, watch it on the verses network, all the time and give a fuck. You know what level. You have seen that is its two people trying to beat the shit out of each other, then away verifying that I am like. I'm not gonna. Watch that what am I gonna watch, five horse in the back of a limo on the wayward Teddy bar talking about how they don't make a fuckin sandwich. You know Will they get your rest on this day? That's the third sexist moronic One got a fucking that girl really annoyed me The almost happy shoes make it sandwiches and this girl is such a fuckin, negative cunt.

And ruin this guy's that even if he's gonna come all maybe like what the fuck happened, everything was gone and the she's gonna come out with an attitude. You know not bring it to Nicholls into the fuckin relationship. You know. She's gonna come out with an attitude you know not bring it to Nicholas. The fuckin relationship. You know: what's, let's just let it go bill, but she spoke. Let it go. I mean I don't maybe maybe she's making millions on her reality shall I can another problem, a lesson comedians Let me ask you this people. When was the last time you bought a box said But the reality shall I don't think they exist, that's why they're like disposable their debts The big lighter of fuckin television shows there is any legs, so they pay once pay ones,

they pay a ship money. Are you not gonna bladder organ fucked spend all their money on fucking many pennies, ah, Jesus Christ, This is why my really that upset about reality showers at the fact that half of my horses fuck and got it right now Could you say house at my house anyway. So I want so while this is for me, I am a shocker for a boxing or a you have seen promo. When they get on there and they do the background they show both the fighters. Workin out, telling stories and everything that they have on the line and how they need. I swear to God. If I start watch, one of those pocket thinks I'm ordering the fight to the point like I avoid them. Avoid, because so many times you fuckin order room and then, such a Europe. And live up to, like you know, especially with Box and Jesus fucking Christ, Jesus Christ. I spent more fuckin money on

all the way back to the Thyssen era, Thyssen ones were always worth their money, even though it knock em out fuck and ninety sex appeal was still like. You were watching a babe Ruth. She knew it. You know Then they went into the Linux Louis years and it just got off that even half the Ask Adela Jolla ones towards the end. I get fucked our nose and then they always got dead. Great white hope coming in Yet our they show my idea, Heidi Haughty, Heidi Heidi, who rightly skip rope and he's got an angry fuckin. Look on his face. You look at them. Boys got kicked the shit out of me right. Guys all covering like anywhere near my father and you You know one over toward his shirt and what comes out or utility tight and that's it spoken over spoken over. You know ass. You know he was too slow, you know it, but they gotcha, they fuckin to show up and the fucking do tat did not only did it beat his as he did little dairy market Amr, then you just not than the fuck out that's what

for every goddamn time right, but I still Europe so the we'll see thing like you're through drivers were so. I fought in Watch I'm watching Dana White on their rights and data. Comes to the party and I'm gonna build don't watch this fuckin promo do not work, his promo, because this second you done watching this you gonna, take fifty sixty whatever it is. It's gone at the window, but there was something about. Look a data white face like I gotta watch the shit and it comes MIKE enough just I can just like Gs P snapped today. It is most angry. I've ever seen him. He said Nicky, as is most disrespectful human, being on the planet and he is going to absolutely destroy him. Something like that. Ok, an unthinkable!

she asked me the skies like Fucking Captain America, he never its mad at anybody. He doesn't let anybody get under his skin. He fucking stays he's like a robot just fuckin goes in it does. What he's gotta do he's made him that man, and then I see this Nicosia guy just what you just looks, depart like fuck, you bitch I'll fuck, you up and it was just the two worlds, the guys by the football and the gouges cancer to the referee, Calliope I gotta see the ship I want to see what a furious falcon fucking yes, p looks like and I want to see if they sought a guy can actually back up all his shit talk. It's I order the fuckin fight. It ends up. In a great site. I'm not saying that I fact in this fight at all. It's totally worth it in a fight. Before it was great. With that dude Texas, what the heavy hands and can you Missus S, Grant beard loved it. Ok, but this

What piss me off at the far end of it made me feel stupid was in the end. You know Rogan interview in the guy. Another? They won't. It has gone. You know you see my you got really angry above above a blood Bubba, Lenny, this goes are you know, and I was waiting for to be like saying like this guy- is a piece of shit, no bladder fuck and beat him for finally see that side of a minute you just gotta, hear speeches like I not everything he said? Presently he has a great fighter did a great job. About the fight to give him a round of applause easier to stay as that, but guy it's like one, but wait a minute. I thought you snapped, I thought you did take a personal, I might add, fuckin stupid. I felt like a fuckin idiot, I didn't beg pardon it's like George. How have you save me

the whole reason I fuckin ordered. The fight was because I thought you took it personally, I'm an idiot Charlie Brown. Trying to kick the football I fall for every fuckin tongue Maybe it's because you one because he so aware of its his image that he Didn't let on that, the guy Lloyd the shit out of a, but this fuckin sit near each other's arms up an eighth of an inch, his errand. He absolutely snapped That's what I did not take it personally as a great guy come up with that play shuffle board now great guy, has a good competitor and on the other, he's gone. I think I'm done what they mme Diane, I'm sick of this. I don't know what to do now and then Georgia's in the background, not I'll stick with it goodbye goodbye mother. Goodbye

These are giving words of encouragement, am I in any it by the judge Pocket annoyed me. Don't can tell me disguise taken personally and then I ordered the fight than a fuckin guy said he was To advertise I'm just walking around with the great fight, but you know intimate, don't look. I know that just sell on the fight, but don't fuckin tell me that. Everything we sat up at this point was bullshit. I am actually friends with him and his wife. We got down to Applebee's every other day. We do I personally would have, still a great fight and I gotta keep saying that case. I fuckin run into one of those guys and they head button. Their fuckin cauliflower, elect their ears. Even their ears are tough enough. Every time I watched a u r c event, you know what it is it's the fact.

And kicks that's what killed is making as it is to watch somebody who's on the bottom, gettin fuckin taken elbows to their head and and fucking. Actually, looking over the clock like seventy more seconds this I can handle it May I bring my bloody forehead closer to his chest, he will have only maybe grazed the back of my head, and you know I have fresh skin back there. That has been broken wide open at this point like the level of toughness. Is that? Is there that's a whole, not a level, but when they do stand up in this How can one do just kicks the other dude right where you get a Charlie horse and they just take it that fuckin blows like adding how'd you get that tough terms, right now, if I was standing in line at a fuckin grocery store Some eight year out her pants on some eight.

We came up to me just fuckin whacked, we punch me I'm in punch. I could take a punch from an eight year old violet that such move it up. A fact in an eight year old, whose dad is like six nine, so the kids already five fuckin for I'm just saying any. If you want to just pocket knocked me down. You don't have to be often hit me in the judges hit me in the leg right there. I will crumble, like the file in plaster and the ceiling in my office. Religious goes back to that. Doesn't it What else? What else can we talk about here? Aren't we our party did anybody watch the ruins pans gave penguins and they put on a fuckin for checking clinic. They they were amazing. They look great unaffected. Jean always even back yet was was pretty scary. I mean we have a great defence

so we were able to keep to the one, but it felt like it was more like through three one like back in the day three one when three one was like. The tipping point does anything went down by three goals it was fuckin over. There was no way back, then they get real a red line and then do not within a minute. It's like a tie, fucking score, but how they look great and Crosbie is, without a doubt, the best plan, the fucking league. In saying that fuckin line that they have is terrifying, and the only thing I'd say is there maybe their goal tending? I guess as their starting point better, but I don't know what their goal turning either way either way they beat us again. We finally beat the capitals that was cool where were missing I'll be levelled Norfolk nobody's across his level, but you know we need a fuckin. Fifty percent. Fifty gold score and guy.

We need. We need the next level guy, we gotta defence. That's all good. We got the gold turning that's all good button. This whole we're gonna score to fuckin goals, a game and try to stop His upper echelons teams is now work is not far away It was great than anybody watch the capitals game course. You did Did you see one that that was it Henderson? Some got kicked out where the fuck his name is. He gets kicked out of the game blast employers vanish scream down at him to the point. The guy stops. Yeah. I went back at him, you gotta see. I got up that I raised at the guy raised it very, but he's got. Copy of it. It's a fight. Was like five minutes left in the game and one of the capitals gets taken the ice or was it the second period. I'll fuck- and I know you gotta- see the the bouncer this charity guy who's in unlike the tunnel and he fucking comes one.

Came out just clear as day. He starts point at the brutes fed and he goes hey shut. Your fucking mouth shut your pocket and then make they cut. It. I love it. I love seen highlights of where from seeing the behaviour hasn't changed, it makes me feel smart. All right, let's get to some mom emails. The week. No, are you guys always ass? We always forget to say enough. You wanna email, the pod cash want to ask me questions you want to trash me. You want to do whatever the hell you wanna do it's bill at the Yemen Odd cast dotcom bill at the cabin M capital M capital, P Odd, cast a dot com. Art army, wife relocation,

they are built. I hope your house is feeling better. Thank you. It's actually it's been got. It spent got it at this point. That's where we're at I'll be out his feeling better. I am an army wife currently living in, but fucking bird cans ass. We are station at Fort Riley, until July this year, when my sweetheart heads over heads on over to Afghanistan. My conundrum is where should I move when he leaves, because I sure, as hell and stay in here by myself at any moment, I heard a fat dirty, the gym bottom wearing Walmart shoppers with black bottom feet. Is is, can you paint a picture said? Could lead Me for being brown and under three hundred pounds,

I gotta get out of here and thankfully I am fortunate to have two choices of where to go in therein lies the reason I need your assistance. I could move back to Seattle where I live two years ago. It's all true about Seattle by the way beautiful, clean white, depressing rainy, better than Kansas or I could go to Fort Lauderdale Florida, where I am never live, but I just visited last week it's a little scary because I haven't driven like a complete. Retired, with Crystal Meth, drawing from my veins so If I can handle myself on the road, but us from that it's got just as much going up going. For me, there is Seattle and fuck in Kansas, I think that, with all your travels you must have some is inside that you could really. You could relay loudly to me through your podcast. If I will personally,

I would pick Seattle over Fort Lauderdale Florida. Any they're fucking with the people is smarter. You don't have the hurricanes explored is like a destination state for dirt bags economy. It's one of those like allies, destination city for people like me, gonna be a movie star would have dumb shit. We want to do right, so we come out here and now and then about how flaky everybody is when the reality is its us whether once come out here and we don't want personally invested nobody's invested in this fuckin city. Cause you always think gonna make more money than we can get the fuck out of here. Everybody's trying to make the money said always looking over everybody shoulder trying to see them person coming in the fuckin rum and die

while they say everybody out hears flaky, but anyway I get back to what you were talking about. I will go to the Museum of Seattle FUCK, a beautiful. I know it raids. I know it's fucking depressing, but Fort Lot or deal. I don't know man, I mean the fact that its not the people down there for spring break. Do you want like one month of your year, waken up any morning here, they want to do. You know I do that. You know you got fuck Hurricanes, alligators. Skaters the size of my fuckin head. I don't know I mean you're gonna stand. All I do is I fly in and I do a fuckin gig down near like Strip, mall area- and like I don't know, I like the Tampa Bay Lightning,

I, like the Devil race, now like Florida isn't is, is is kind Like sunny, Kansas away, you kind of still get the gun. Culture you can. I still got the Walmart people. I must say in there all like that. You know me I mean Tiger Woods, lives there right shackles, place down, this zillion airs down and he got you got the fuckin all movie stars living down there in Miami the Lauderdale let's safe, to say, as I don't fucking play there when I play Seattle, so I think I made of smart business move their. Firstly, I would move to Seattle FUCK that move to Seattle, but now the fish market yourself a fucking clam sandwich, whatever fuck you do. I don't know. You know, I don't know I'll fuck enough. You got like on the other

opposite ends of the spectrum. Listen we unbelievably depressed. If it's clean, fuckin nine months of the year, that I wouldn't move there, but I'm just like you know. I saw To share a few really truly funny tee shirts, when I was in Florida, said Florida Sonny these four shady people. You know it's kind of like you know Laura. Is the sunny Alaska. I guess what I should call it with. A lot of people in Alaska who have some unfinished business. Down here in the lower forty eight. If you know what I mean wink wink will slap on the nose there. All right, then People laugh running from things. You know The skaters doll get on Lemme gaiters wheel, Our concern was that they just popped in my head. Hang down your head Tom, do Lee was at all down your hearing, Blue bang. Now, isn't it I'll call? You back.

On the day s funny back, any kids advocate hit song. Just talk about somebody who killed a woman, and I got hung- a matter on the mountain blah blah blah blah blah matter on. The mountain stabbed her with man, I now come to ITALY That's a song about a hang down your head. You, no one else was feel bad for time. Do you think you fuckin killed? You killed your girlfriend. Go fuck yourself are addicted to vagina. The next one everybody has a go in here: Billy Boy, I'm twenty two year old college student, United addicted to vagina. You're a twenty two year old college story, don't you should be doing you don't have an addiction right.

Are you showing your oats? Whatever the fuck? They say, I've been seeing this girl for while nothing serious, but we ve been hooking up on and off for about a year are rights. You get aside peace, not wrong with that she's incredible, looking She has the natural body of a playboy model, she's, a kind of guy who doesn't need make up again kitchen. The same thing. Over and over again, I'm jealous you, son of a bitch, She has long blonde, hair and she's the most amazing fact that can possibly exist. This is the curse of a guy. However, I want to fuck somebody else right. She ferocious in bed. You graduate your balls, Easy lady asap for some reason she thinks were in the same league. Goes, but I hate her. I hate everything about every control

opinion that falls out of her soft, perfect lips every ship, the ban? She tries to get me to listen to everyone. Funny air quote joke she insist on repeating over and over and over every Owing to nowhere story, she spends five hours telling me. I hate her god. But I just keep agreeing to see her I've made. Then stop replying to a text messages a few times now and blocked or on Facebook. Before long shall send me a text about some nonsense, the it will start rushing to my cock and all of a sudden, I'm standing next to her again. It's like a compulsion felucca heroin attic I get laid but fuck other girls just feels like drinking non alcoholic bear at this point some say a lot of you guys are really good writers like that kid is what was route written really well. This is quite like output is. They should be and readers digest they would

fuck him. You know loosen the belt a little anyway. What do I do? Man up? press my instincts, throw out the bedroom window or quit called Turkey I never mister Parker has led to go see you do a gang in Ireland. Go fuck yourself. What do you do? You know I wasn't. I've never been able to solve that problem. You now. Does unless you just jerked off. You know she's gonna text Jay and it's just gonna. It's gonna be a lay up and she's gone. Guys can't say no to lay a pussy. We just can't you know unless way, like head over heels in love and, like

I guess we're: when you meet the right want, then he could say no, but you know what is still passage of fuckin annoys you. You know why, because like when you with the person It ought to be with and then somebody throaty a little something and it could fuck it happen and you don't fuckin do it. You come home and you want to get credit for it. And women go. Why should you get credit for something that you should be doing in it's like? You know what go fuck yourself could go fuck yourself! That's why? Because you not me you're, not a guy. We are literally designed to fuck it be weak, so we will fuck you so we can get out of the cave swinging. The brief could fuckin progress, so we would procreate, I will wired wired to fuck.

This is such a moronic fuck, a package to love it. So what should you do I will ultimately in life when you want to be married to the woman. Dreams or some girl Whose ferocious in bed all and put your foot and can't stared everything that comes out of her mouth. You gotta get rid of this girl all right. It's not gonna get any better it is a million times are right. You you gotta, go call Turkey, you gotta cut her off, I what's gonna happen is if you stay with terror than yet fucking get feeling for she might fuck you over and you have loved it. And whether you get married to urban them, then the fucker go away, then you just what this fuckin idiot, who can tell a joke, can't tell stories, and listens to shitty, music and eventually yeah you gonna pull spectre. That's what I want has me all over the place. You can stick Gunnar. There's gotta be horrible. You don't do that right

I would is hard. Those you saying she so good and bad that it makes all the other girls seem like non alcoholic beer. While you know that's one of us. That's one of the dangers of going out and living life. Is our people whenever leave their home town, they just fuck and stay there. They don't know what the fuck their missing, so they can actually in a way. You know if a happier existence just by not fucking knowing the is now? You know, you know a level of awe bang and that you didn't know before Jesus Christ, yeah. You know you're in trouble. Sir, I can tell you this, you know just standing outside of it. Listening to it, you gotta get rid of her. You can't stand it just get rid of you just falconer, eventually those tits,

fuckin stag, but those whilst still gonna, work, ok and when she's not blowing. You she's gonna be telling you awful story, so you know it you need to do so there you go. I just man up and get rid of it. Anything like the longer we get away from it. It is a great thing. You know what. Next time. You fuckin rub one out figure her immediately afterwards, a right that's gonna, be a true fuckin feel about right. Spock messages a day Billy, I need your help dealing with the girlfriend issue, I've, been seeing my lady since December, I'm thirty He is twenty seven, that's a good fuck and aged efforts. I, like it in the city and I live in the country, we started as a long distance relationship, but it got serious quickly. Enough is moved back home

she's, but what does this fucking green acres boot up up up? she is busy buying her own house but has said, with me for the last two weeks we ve talked about me moving in with her we too. Each other, I love you and we're making plans for the future, etc, etc. So today I log onto my computer and her facebook page is still locked in. This is a whole new world map, the Facebook sake me being a curious creep. I started snooping in them section. I find a conversation sees her, but the former boyfriend on February. She tells a guy. I still miss your face down. It's all her walk away. What away like Deniro when he just fuck and get up and walk out it's over.

I don't need. I don't need to read the rest of it. It is fucking over, but I'll keep writing just as I have to fill up an hour here, but I know you know the people listening now Anyway, because I don't see any response from the guy, then on family February. Eleventh, He trolls out another message. I love her now you're stocking her facebook page as well. You should yet probable cause You never did know you you're a creep and then you find Not this one stand up in court court. Could you dont have a war, but you what you got instinct and you can't teach that anyway, Trolls out another messages, I hope all is well again. No response. Did she settling for you? I hate to tell you that, but she settling for you would Trying to do is is if this model Like a ghost

I miss your face to she's out all right, but if he doesn't, he doesn't. Back to her she's gonna settle for you. Ok, I'm not saying you're bad person to save the feeling is in there. She settling view, which means the entire time you fuckin marriage. Time, you're not looking at her. She just going staring at the back of your head. Look you dumb shoulders, something just going like add a fact that I end up with. How did I thought that other one up, you know you don't be that you gotta get somebody's crazy about you. Where shall we go? There was some previous somewhat explicit messages they sent back and forth before we got together and message. About how they should text instead of Facebook. All that being said she is good of all. That being said, however, everybody. She is good to me I'm good to her, and we have fun fun, loving relationship

solid trust and now I'm very confused. How should I approached her with this? I know if I keep it to myself. Going to faster and really pissed me off. Would you for the hills immediately or give the relationship a chance thanks and go fuck yourself this. What I would do I would be, I represent percent honest with her can I be honest with you The fuck is today the eighteenth Burma there forego. I want to use a computer and your facebook page result And you know I shouldn't I looked, I did look and then she said start crying and she's gonna start fucking, he's an eternal fuckin cap around backwards and get new faces start screaming ample blah blah blah blah blah blah collar that fuck all of that she's gonna what you like that for she knows. What's common arrived and don't get mad, don't take the floor. But this is the time sir you have to hang on.

You're, fuckin emotions, she's, gonna cry, but she's gonna, yell or she's gonna. Do both fishing knows what the hostages. Were you didn't trust me anyways about birth there, but you know I mean you, don't have the line that date they have what they just you know female intuition. They they get there I buy that you know like, like guys, don't have any fuckin instincts like we were. As with any of that, you don't fuckin Hastened down Sabre to tigers. Were sharp sticks like we want, we want blessed with it sort of instinct in your pocket break right. So anyway, she's gonna cry or she's, gonna, yell or she's gonna do Falcon. And you just stand there and you let her do it right and when she's done yelling and crying or whatever the fuck, it is say yeah, and I saw a message that you wrote to an old boyfriend saying still miss your face. You now.

And then you tried to contact them again on the eleventh and it's been bugging me and I did want to bring this up to you I don't want to look like a creep and I didn't want. Your feelings that I dont asked you, but. You obviously still have feelings for this person. And I guess you're settling for me, like this guy doesn't get back to you. Then you're gonna move forward. And settle for me and that's not what I want I want some. Was crazy. About me, it doesn't other issues. You you ve, seen. Have unresolved stuff with this guy and die, I'm not getting any younger, so you know, and then she you pick it up with me. The bear the Ben Ali Shit. I just keep God listen.

There's a face that you miss sweetheart. It's not mine Euro, Sir, take your heart. It stick it on the fucking night, stand and go into your brain. All right get some self esteem here. This is fucking bullshit aright, that being said, she's good to me, she's, not good to you not on a per cent. Alright, I'm telling you get out of it get out of it, fuck that right remit myself clear right next one. You are phones. Do my quest It is in here somewhere off a fuck sakes. I gotta read all of his brain cells, everybody to denied tat. I tell you guys. I fucking got on the goddamn scale,

A hundred eighty five. I was only data how to seventy pounds I fucking us to skinny, then I should like once seventy two. That's my fighting. Wait. I've put our opponent, thirteen fuckin pounds. I think you don't you what's the dumbest You can do is when you don't want to get on the scale you'll gushing on a scale that now don't cause. I don't want to know that. Just deciding itself off to another fuckin ten fuckin palms waffle, which was constant what the fuck was. I think it was on that crack again Sidney still on the sugar salt, Fuckin armrest sum it up to now. I gotta.

I gotta go. I gotta go run the fuckin stairs. Now I did that to myself because I fuckin waffle, which in Grand Rapids Fuckin with Staff Michigan, was just the one for which I had Mcdonald's twice. We know why don't I admit dollars, I don't know, I don't know. Why did I went rise like you? I am one of those allowed a fucking. You know hit the pipe again at that. I stand written Miller, high life and affected. Can there the details right down the street I became like this ritual. I watch a hockey.

Am I throw back a tall enough? They made me laugh to mixing on, have won a period and then I'm looking down on my stomach and go on like that. Really glad isn't an MRI Ida banana for breakfast right, asshole, fuckin, asshole, a piece of cake history had green frosty, who the fuck is wrong with me. What am I doing here? What what? What am I gonna bottom up so bottomed out and out back I've thought about Bucky to drop like couple two or three pounds and more and more you don't like, unlike Bill Clinton before the heart attack up and down up and down with a fuckin way. Aren't you folks do my question is in here somewhere

I am nowhere near a conspiracy freak or anything like that, but I do admit I get a hard on ferny documentary on that secret military base in Nevada. That is called area fifty one the government is suppose I mean believing aliens like that. That's really not that crazy! You don't you think, like How big the fucking universes they just? I, for one planet, life anywhere else, despite the fact that they see evidence of water on Mars. At some point, you know Helen, you guys were not that special. If you God and you made the whole university. The unjust gonna sit back watch in one fuckin planet. That's why the earth is so fucked up. I don't think he's been watching as the last couple thousand was less time he reached out region to

I was last time you fucking did. That was last time you fucker was in a burning bush go, and I ask you there you there with the long fuckin curvy, stick next to the sheet come over here. Over the barn and bullshit. I was less than we did that I think he's been watch another earth, weapon through the channels. You know how clear his fuckin, how big decent gods flat screen tv is, how clear the picture. I bet, even if you make it to Heaven, you know you don't even get to see it like he comes out of his office and try to pick a real, quick and like the human eye you get. Justice is too much of a fuckin glare right. So when it was your life, you believe in aliens on it I mean I don't know that were that that we can reach one another, that of flying saucer. Fuckin ownership mean how long

Can you go with with artificial bring? You know some sort of atmosphere there. I was like a star trek Emily just at this limit which supply of fuckin oxygen, Bob Bob, just fuckin, flying through space. They do not look at them; they landed on a lot of plan set at oxygen, they would just land on these planets and they do said oxygen. I think what they did was they opened the day landed the star, ship enterprise they just open. The windows may get some more oxygen and they flew away right now works anyways the government's supposedly is housing and researching, crashed, ufos and uses deadly force to keep regular people out do you have any opinion on the subject. I think I just said I mean I don't do. I think they actually have the boy these of aliens.

Do you realise that the level of secrecy you would have to have if you actually had that shit thou be like one of the things before they went the room. It's like. Ok, We're gonna, let you in this room and then stand when you go in this room, the doors closing in your never get now. Because you gotta see some fuckin shit in here that I don't give a fuck. You knock if you have one shot a night, Quilp you're gonna be blabber and about it. If you can't do it, so I don't know, I don't fucking Anyway, because where's your bullshit me to say, I think this way too much of a veil of secrecy around the place to think otherwise, to know someone who was a career air force pilot. Whenever the subject that base or those mysterious for flights Here is light over Phoenix, seen it eighteen? Ninety seven came up. He completely. Moved himself from the conversation,

those mysterious whites, I don't even know what you're talking about for all. You know they're just testing some psycho fuckin weaponry. The new Yankee Stadium came out. Like a waiter, oh nine, and they were like. We have two thousand thirteen technology right. If fuckin morons that run that place can have shit. We're not gonna, have you know they can be for five years ahead of us. Can you imagine what the government is. Me they can, they gotta have ship from. Like I don't know, twenty What I have no fucking idea, I don't know anyway. She says quite frankly, the Evenings laughs would end right after the topic was brought up. I believe in outside of our universe, to think that The human and Oliver's inhabitants are the only life anywhere. Plain ignorant. I one hundred percent agree with that

I'm sure you ve heard stories about President Nixon secretly, showing you a thousand aliens to his favorite comedian, Jackie Gleason. That's a complete rubbish What would you like he's gonna? Do, I know I'm not supposed to show you the normal photos on Gaza and away. We got a bad Nixon oppression right there. What would happen if you was shown some stuff like that? I imagine I would merely be microchips or shot in the back of the fuckin head. Would you tell about it I wouldn't want to know about that that if I actually found out about that it would blow in fact in mind. I you know what it is. Look maybe the maybe your air force guy body that has seen some because I would say that, like all converse now, but you know what he laughs right up until the moment. If he was laughing at all throughout all your conversation, then I would.

I would believe it more because I know if I knew some shit like that, and then I would sit there and listened people talk about God, only shit. We believe down here that didn't include aliens. I were, I would feel like a fuckin alien, because I D, like yeah we're just suspected, does their people and, as all the other stuff out there and get away with DR me, not after one year now I'm not cut out for that fuckin now the kind of secrets I can keep are alike. You know you what stays in the locker room kind of shit. You know me: you live your life, I you wanna fuck and live your life. No and until like, if your raw look, if you're porn shit into the water supply, you know you don't stuff like that. If you fuck advance lies in the neighborhood, I live in then go fuck yourself all right, but you know

the other bullshit. I look the other way, but if the, if I knew there was fuckin aliens yeah now that it is look up to fuckin stupid there's, nobody would tell to me. If I was in the air force, how far the airport you think I would get you think I'd get anywhere beyond the guy. With the two sticks guide, the fuckin plain and anyway, she says Blackhawks, First Bruins for the twenty thirteen Stanley CUP Hawks and five, maybe six, I dont see us making the Stanley CUP finals. I hate to say that unless we make a trade and available for Alfredston. We're gonna, give up for butter. I said a gap between us and the EU. The Pittsburgh penguins, I would be interested to see how those are some of the other teams are most are watching a penguin

I went to see when they play the canadian government see if the conditions are as good as a record as a fucking Killin Irena. They really are oh by the way that almost made me stop Rudy Fajitas, p Crowds are known all Leyla allay. The argument save me was he had the call nordic fuckin tattoo on the back of his cap, so my guide, this guy fucking he likes the avalanche. Alright, but Linsky many times you said we're all do because of overpopulation, but it's actually the opposite. We are doomed because people are not having enough children. Jpg he's ok from my Jesus. Did you join a culture? You don't want all go along with this. The following article discusses what I'm talking about will put it. Link up on the park- yes page for everybody red, essentially America's totally rate is declining, meaning the population will get older and older.

It also shrinks, meaning more health care costs, ensure reasons for businesses to innovate and provide better products, also Population growth is slowing to a halt and will begin to shrink within sixty years. I don't know where you're getting your stats from Sir, but ok. Low fertility societies don't innovate because their incentives for consumption overwhelmingly toward healthcare. They don't so aggressively, because the average age skewing higher and capital shifts to preserving dab, dab, dab, dab, deep sorrow, addressing a you ever going to address what the environment you can address. What you ve done to the environment or you one of those people who believes that seven billion people on this planet. Ok, that horse shit out there in the Pacific ocean? That's fucking tutorial, at times the size of Texas, two miles deep.

That's swirling pile of trash out there. We put Fuckin hole in the ozone layer, ok, less people far as for the survival of humanity. Ok, fuck all sellen, widgets and all and horse shit, normal everybody's gonna. Be all the iron long if we don't have any by which a bunch of people need to die, they needed to pay off way too many fuckin people there's only so much fresh water, there's only so much natural resources. There's always so much fish you can pull out of the ocean. There's always How much fuckin shit you can throw in the ocean before these? That tipping point tipping point. What you're sending me, sir, is not facts, but you're sending me is an angle. This This guy's. I will read this angle. Ok,.

But what I love is that someone is written that that you know overpopulation population. You like many times, you said a word all do because of all the populations, but it's actually the opposite. What cost? this guy says so so the. Smart people, that red dot wrote those other studies there immediately all fully shit, because this The guy said this: you know, Did you read the shit that I read cause I'll read your thing, but I think the price What matters is that human beings will never stop believing that we were fucking important. In that were made in God's image and all that other fuck, egomaniac shit, their eventual causes you have fucking a kids and go out by two flat screen. Fuckin tvs The solution, sir, is not more people. Ok, I think about it. What whip were we doomed back in the day

thousand years ago, what was the world population then, where we doomed? we somehow survived, how we're not going to survive, sir, because of these health care costs. We have a natural, debt that we're never gonna, fuckin pay was still all going to work every day. People still have. Apples in their mouths when they want em I understand what the fuck you save the It is thing that could happen for the possible, I believe, for their survival Of humanity is if there was way, let us wait, fuckin less way way way in less All right, if you some, are able to weed out sociopaths along the fuckin way and selfish concept. I think if you just weeded out sociopaths and selfish cons, you'd have the right number on this planet and I think it will be under seven figures.

Whatever served his pocket with the I'll I'll. Read your your. I read your shit, you know, but dont come at me like you. You know what you're talking about any more than I do. Could you read some stupid article aright. I love outsold based around business, low fertility societies, don't innovate because their incentives for consumption still overwhelmingly towards health care. I don't know I just in philosophy, I just don't believe in it. Whatsoever there right, but I am a moron, but I think of smarter than you, because I can admit that our right that's the point just for this week. Everybody has always, if you'd like to donate to this part, cast just go to the Amazon link on my podcast page, billboard, dot, com, click on the podcast. Did you just click on the Amazon link? If you want to buy something else,

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