Hey, what's goin on its billboards and it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday March. Thirty, first, two thousand fourteen. I know you're bitching, you saying this is late. You're right it is late I'll give it to you this week. It is late, but that's only because I'm doing a very special episode of on the Monday morning, podcast I'll who did an past episode steady about this tore that was coming together with the guys that I go on the road with poverty, Jason lie ahead and Joe bardic that possibly the three of them we're gonna come together like one a superhero movies and do their own fucking tor and they are the all in tore. It starts tonight LA go, seven thirty tonight right now. Joe bargaining isn't here yet, but Paul dude, I called it version- is here

Jason LAW had a bolt here, so I want to welcome both yet to the pod cast our thanks. Man, thanks for having us here, you're lovely studio, known, thank you persistent understood, they all things. Come it's late studio, it's late today. What is the point you take noticed, though you take a while what was the matter being knighted sounded weird there my second ass. Ever they can't hear you take a lot of lack for that shit for like if you like, and a couple hours late, I notice ideal post today and people there were properly red book in Dick? So what are you? I can't believe I think my money, what it's like do you guys are internet. There is what people do everybody's in the bushes, so they could say whatever the fuck they want reaches. I don't recall It's hilarious, analytic there really genuinely man, I think they just want, like you know,

Furthermore, they want they want to get their little shea. I said this today. Are they not doing that people in general than not big on heckling during the show? But afterwards, if you stand out, therefore, in yourself out that's when they they'll combine go. You noticed tat time you gonna like that, and I wish I was just giving Chicago you know. Yet. Ninety to say that yeah yeah she pussy. When a woman standing there took the little homely probability. Get out on her, hey fucker, or something like that. You know that I had something to do with that, but that's Why we're here today now we're here to while promote your guys, your guys Torreon De Giovanni, the data that could actually do start real mother, I visited we got a night thrives already sold out we're gonna go unanswered, will still wait for bardic barnacle answer at the answer.

All right by the way. If you hear weird noises, are Jason Lodge any factors back here figure, so here every go. The always comedy tour starring poverty, Jason LAW had Joe Barnacles tonight, it's at the logo, in LOS Angeles, which is already sold out and Tuesday April first tomorrow night, if you down, and Many starved San, Diego lotta comics never go down there. They gonna, be it the Madhouse Comedy club tomorrow, Tuesday April first Sunday April, six it can be a parlor live in Bellevue. Washington

they April seventh third Helium Comedy club in Portland, Oregon, Tuesday April eighth San Francisco, I think I'll, be at the punchline Wednesday April night. They gonna be it the punchline and Thursday April, tenth, the punchline. So eighth, ninth and tenth tethers in Sacramento Sacramentos are right in San Francisco and tenth in Sacramento. You go there, you go and I would cite Exec Urban Sacramento anywhere about Jesus, where we hope I've never been anywhere in California other than long regional lace. Homework afforded San Diego Lemme see this one for me, because you you're in California I've been out and see you in New York at least a handful of time since we ve been friends, but you ve never been out. All you know oversee does a shed on California Yang. How right I left. I think hammered where we were in this. A garbage Calgary and I was sitting on the Yankees at all. You should not golf. I think I'll shit, not golf. I should add off, and then I could

saying, go about playing at other, or I allow like where I keep where I put. It is far sports competitions gadget, And I put it in with bawling pool shuffle board where, where it's one of those things, so he gets me and he starts going. He starts going like you know. Billygoat I wish he goes because breeders magnificent. Acquisition goes all it is. His beans, in rice and I go out all it's all. It is no one ever thought too for anything else in there I got by, but you know you instead, I got drunk. You said it hit me like a like a small bomb like that time. You started slumber time you got hammered and you were just like. You were a mess like a counter. But I think do you think. That's bad, though, that I you shaking you had that. That's where I put I put gulf and that's not anywhere near Boeing, Shuffle board the now. I'm not I'm not saying they all different degrees of of of difficulty, but I'm just saying as far as you're playing spore, where it's all between your ears,

We're is there's nobody physically trying to stop you and other agencies. All times out, fine, you re, win. Why I mean there's a lot of words when you're well now I think we can now nobody just save lane ways against shocking spore playing a gauge. We want of what leaves us stick as in the way I have all, I'm not the one held that guy. It's all rather like that. One of the now what I know but went baseball players talk about how difficult it is to talk about twenty two curveball. They also, but the wind forget minded a golf ball at on within your. I forget mother nature. There Megan cancer that now walk. No, but it is more than I have not even that it's how about the fact that you actually do have to have a proper swing? Pasture, your hips, your legs, you you're, not listening to me intact to your body. I listen to me, I'm not saying it's not difficult! You

all things zombies. What I'm saying is: is it's not fucking playing football basketball? hockey with somebody trying to stop you there's not a richer, throwing the fuckin of bore a hundred miles an hour, you Chin tobacco off the other tee and then you gotta go up there and settled back into your fuckin swing right now. That's all I'm saying I know it's mentally difficult, but in the same family is Pool Bowling shuffle board, the horse shoes all the way down to some of the most simplistic sports. There are totally wicks, nobody stopping you. Restart pc in Jack's. You don't need to be in shape to do shuffle board. You need to be shaped a ball. That's such a terrible point to bring up with goes out I'll. Tell him I'll, fuck and show you took for some of the masters Kenny Perry. He looked like somebody grants, fucking came out all blue. He blowing some other lad. Argentina guy wanted the abbess rat correira fact. I still

I give all give. I can see the bad guys complaint of getting wet, but I've never seen a man tat he had, but one acceptable. He should always and everywhere in our own back yard, but they're, not piles of shit. Kenny parents, not a pile of shit due notice, come on it's just now. What is it close to zero during two thousand? That boy obvious double? What is closer to is closer to an Adonis or, the ship owner yeas these definitely closer to a topic bath and another topic shit beat him to walk a dude. Even there but the generally car he doesn't look like he did a fuckin pull up in his life. He had the seventh. Red straight arms. Will you don't have you just have been we the humorous ball with a little bit of meat. Hang it on a single, still pick up a pencil only eight iron but that the guide get that amazing shot. Mobile. While about aren't I right right, I load we're colors like drinking, come on yeah he's like the guy

It's either the jet skis totally the caddy powers. Miss outweighs was I'm I'm not just respecting the boy, I'm not is respected. What were you saying? The reason why I find the sport boring as hell to play is the fact that there's nobody guarding me, I just get. I get bored shitless by three four fuckin holes. I dont care. The whole thing is silly: I'm trying to put this little ball in a whole under a whole as unguarded there's. Nobody torn it wandered away, is a big round. Give way to look at its design differently is just a different game. Listen there's a reason. Why should a bit? In addition to this? There is a reason why a bunch of fuckin old people when they start put non, wait, you know, and they need to get active. They always pick up that sport and I'm tellin you, those fat Fox who, if you through a baseball, the odds.

Then shipping their tooth can somehow get on a golf course, and I'm not saying they crush it like a problem, but they can hit the fuckin thing straight enough. They there all right, they're, ok thereof, can there be funded play where they can shoot a one o five. I love our calling millionaire golfers tubs not find a little John Daily used. We fuck and pounding lawyers. I would, though, these giant values have done dealers in Panama hat his book, like he was in an odd that I used to We used to go there Firestone every year, some bodies of my down any see in Akron, and we used to fathers back in their legs. Late nineties, middleweight nineties, when daily, was on top of the worries at every turn, because he was, as you know, is still exempt from, of his winds? I love that got to do. He was the best we would follow. Moroni bomb a ball passed everybody's before tie your maiden name for himself on the tour and he was smoking. She even jet, you jump Jane smoking They don't show it on tv, but a lot of these guys chain smoke. They hit the driver, they like the cigarette and he

I'm gonna tell when the camera goes away from a modicum of those away room. He there they don't put the camera in a lot of times. When you do they go back to me, they will go to daily at sixteen he's got a cigarette burden and fair way. You just don't three paces hit, they say and they show the ball and I saw it hit the green they show, like you know, give us go at once a joke the trees and the leaderboard he's back smoking It carries a he actually smoke. So much he's got an old copy can, with a hook on the side of his bag. When is when is now to have it. Because I don't want him litter and up those nice gorgeous data tobacco it. So he is like you literally you'll. Follow him and days carry it put the bag down and he be wait. We hit is approaching and he'd be smoking cigarettes long ago. Throw it in the car began or if he died, a cigarette was that time they had thrown on the grass and just let it burn way to pick it up. It's hilarious,

I know it's difficult, because I've actually talk to professional athletes. Hall of fame, who said those guys mentally the strongest athletes can get all the time the stamp of the baltic- and I understand, but it's just something about the fact that there's nobody trying to stop you bought me. It's just that the activity of it I feel like I might as well just sit in a restaurant with a chop dick trying to catch a flag is just like. Why am I doing this man's Adam? I'm not working up a sweat like I just I would rather play fuckin horseshoes and they just walk back over the grill interest grab a sandwich like they are one of the part of it might because I'm so pasty and Might I don't you know that I want to go out in the course of you guys get you some sort drink it, but when I just like no means yes, a fuckin at the club, yeah amateurs, the drinking in the smoke and on the course is so far, there's no human I'd call. I know this is the thing. Maybe there That's all you have to sell the sport because it's not like you wanted to play hockey to just make a smoking studies

How can we should have weakened its fun? We have annual like will call the cuban open would just get like a guide for a guys get a couple horses. We needed a golf course every year we just absolutely we just play like too I was a golf over two days and just smoke. Cubans and drink scotch like I'd, say this. If, if I, if I ever became besides your name again, if I ever, if I were, I became president one of the first things I would do was, and I would risk my own assassination by who in this, because I would go against all the corporate concept and I would basically I would break bread with Castro and those guys- and I would just like I listen at. We were wrong to try and turn your island into, wants a Starbucks and casinos and they haven't the day. It is your property through with it. What you want will bring some cars down here, just start, sending us the cigars and would just leave it at that, but that's not what they actually waiting for him to die and then they gonna turn them

Listen to what, if it's gonna look like Orange County, it's gonna be fuckin, brutal, yeah, it's terrible. He bigger. Unless, in the guise of grapes, we're I'm not saying they underneath the guy, but in principle they were right. It was their country. They have the right to do. Ok, we're gonna, take colleges, also contain a fuckin play. I'm gonna take your mother. I get back to the miseries I'm so fuckin. Sick of, haven't tried for a kind of the excitement of smoke at a Cuban is trying to find one and now you everything you know you have on the fake. Yet it where you go there guardian twitter, doing it. Presently they do that ship, but good, even out like it. If you oughta, Germany send a man, you know they get a little high, whereas I'm just getting tired of people talking about like how could get you sick and how could give you you know, get I'll. Give you throw cancer and shared cyclists, a man. You know, I'm not smoking. These like cigarettes like a peggy. If I'm gonna smoke

one or two cigars a week. That's it that's it. I seen you smoke for tonight. I only live in New York. We ledgers happened. I just happened to be there. You know now I was like it was only it was it. Was there there is a new backpedal with no there's a couple days, I want those you d, better breakdown to fourteen a week. Anyway, I love em, I fucking love em. So what now get out you guys know when you go to go out on this tour being the scotch drunken cigar smokers that you are, what what is it What is the over under on weight gained? I'm now on this, the off the the all ensure here. What might what my plan come in, and I told I told my wife just my plan coming in do not try to hang with Barton like

are you kidding like Barton? It s not like working parties to be a day behind the word warrant levies. One word Sacramento he's gonna be severed. The lad never seen and advocate an uneven joking around and not just as you, I've never seen a grown man in door. What he can do still able to hasten the robot to throw it like to hold it together. I mean I do like he was gone, to the bar is going about another heater. Remember I had to tell him I do listen. I know that my wedding right yeah, I bills whether he goes age does realign version one another Peter, and I literally you did it. I got idle guys. I'm not gonna lie. I can't do that Annie. I need a break you already, the Barton at the wedding where people were were put bartenders over from other bars to watch their like like this guy. Why? What What are the guy woken up now? Watch what you think about your wedding, which was awesome, was there was never like. It was never hard to get either be a hard liquor. It was just always right there,

and the guy knew what you wanted so barnacle go. You does one we're here. Another round of years, even just start, giving up. I'm partners just stricken his crown. And I just patted him on the back and as a cure, and he just had that shouldn't grimly was talking straight away into the bar. While he stood for people. Don't normally use is a mountain of a man like he he could give ease. I can't really seismic now he's easy, yeah yeah aside, if we're all like what, like five ten or whatever, trying to keep up with a dubious like six for me and you by the end of the night, we were shot and he was just like eyes. You want. One of these priority was like helping seems like Greece, and it comes back against Euro Fast Eddie in the high

you know, ass, it may put the carnation back in his jacket, was placed in the whole parliament. Is that the real that's how they that this body is goes like? I think, overload heaters that all her drink. It is about how we came. Gonna came up with this idea for the thought that was at bills, wedding, and I told him we just started. You know about bills, not gonna, be the voice of reason and he's kind of dull building. I'm gonna be eradicated, guys with that's a good sign, you're in trouble when on the voice of reason now, but you many times how much do you have to talk me into something? Now, that's You know you know it built as this is what he does. He acts like he's the guy like to like to keep a cool Bulgaria. I should go This was often we're in Canada, useless, Amanda, Madonna Jacket and I am not trigger tonight. I swear to God, I'm back still and he's onstage he's onstage and I'm thinking, I'm going back to authorize again are not tonight not to my he's. Onstage SK in the crap. You guys know where we could. Let's just say we did,

let's see if we were to go out and then after after I get Europe too close out, the show hope you like it will get one we'll get one so like he acts like he's, not gonna but see barnacles, just like every tweet crowns crowned by Barton. Examine like this, he's all right he's all end. We were in Buffalo one time he pulled the same thing in Buffalo. It was after a Bruins play off when we are in, but we're in Buffalo. In Buffalo while in June. Right anyway, targeted the whole type. It is like that is really doing tonight that we give Agora tallies, approves game stolen. Just go down that little like bar, like whenever we watch it Bruno we celebrate a right. That is the part that we have. What love one we're right, where one veritable bruise, where we're going to celebrate the part that is built

everywhere you go on like that. You know we're next door. Gettin hammered doggedly logos, eaten bacon, remembered bacon. They put bacon out as a bar snack revelry right, so we The western and analyse Buffalo, but you you're, already north of Pittsburgh again are likely to have an opinion. I don't I don't like your penis environmental standards and I can change bring hot bacon out and baskets further Bosnia and I'm like WWW. I got beacons that cheap man I know put like. I asked about my wait a minute. This is crazy, it's Friday and Saturday rights only, but gives people today they make the bacon. I asked the game they make the vague, may let it cool for like twenty five minutes. We don't burn yourself out of sorts warm, but not hot, and it just comes in just a bit of maize and I feel like I'm, not gonna, eat this, and then it's like little a crack, you have a couple handfuls and then you get us that it's all salty and then you want a single pounded. They were set this up. I got work to do some adds here all right here we go to see if I can read these with a mess cinema

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That was a rough one. You know a rough work can be carried out to you that I was sorry now, but then you guys we're moving in the background and then, when you go start, I won't let you know, I'm not await eyes what else. That's me finish. We ask us what happened out. That's also basketball. It's every other fucking swore if you're trying to take a foul shows that no one it was was. I said Thinking like this is how uninterested people are at home. Listening to the ship affected you I love you my report is that go when I watch I've been watching. Every dribbled of march managers have been evidence back, like I literally have seen by more travelling calls in Iraq, but the thing is I ve been. So diamond? I love like Vernon Quizzes, the Basque. As you know, we doglike Dian stuff in I get that guy like when he's doing there. You're not here, he's been broadcasting for a hundred years, but he s a decent life span, Like sixty minutes united, like well, twelve data can doggies right back in others were governed

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He had ordered running over these coastal couple months, more data piloting their work and on that, but afforded to his course data coming to the end of may yearly boss, but we're doing what I call sire, who all these guys, all these guys open for me. If you come out and seen any of my shows, basically in the last shit out of five six years, it's one of these guys open and for me, so I M excited you guys. I was actually try to think who I met. First, I think I met you lie ahead. We know each other for a while. Get it off. My bridge was would now like we did that we did that show on New year's eve, but we did that show on New year's eve at the will turn We would now. I agree that we did that show a new year's, but we did that show on New year's eve. The will turn, and that was little we ten years to the day we met, we like hung out you're right new year's day tinier, like New Year's eve, You D, Cleveland and hung out. We are and then that's when we as one of you

phrases like you, gears came and hung out with me. I knew used eggs. You had nothing to do you. We were dark, but you had to stay in Cleveland for like two more night Ali and Martin Weir was a deal like New Year's Eve was was like, like hers day, there's the Wednesday or Thursday. So then was new year's day and nobody's come about that day, but then there was the do still had the weak, and so I had this weird weekend there were. I was working new There's a donor run the whole week in New York, and I had a day off now I had a day off and Nick the club, one of the greatest guy ever at hilarity out there in Cleveland. He goes out, you know just use. Watch out for the guy. You know keeping company Bob we fuck and drank all day there she lost me at one point: we somehow ended up in this brutal, Teddy BAR yeah. Road or anything was over a horse and that's a boring Cleveland as you need, like account, needs to be assigned. Somebody did you smell That's how it works. Jason went down, Dana's go, please cleavings waiver,

than even it was like ten. I was just there really is what all in what's wrong this year like, and I do not wish had money back. Think as I was like, I'm gonna buy a friggin bill could you could see it on its common back around, unlike Detroit, which keeps starting and stop it? Cleveland, either by a hospital for eighty Grand in Cleveland, yeah secular data only like they showed with they showed. How is unaware of their clothing on US ass? You can. You can get like afford bedroom house. Therefore, like thirty six thousand dollars myths, it's insane, you break a title, but like one when I first played hilarity in Cleveland, that was the only game in town on the street. You walked. Yacu walked up that street, like a cop, you are clear across the street out of my hotel, the cot met you at the corner watch you up the street and now it's like closed off to traffic. They get the house a blues across the street. The analysed,

go and restaurants and start I've ever seen with Jane Apartment building like right across the way. I think MIKE was living there at the time of year round. The corner I was taken like like I was: do you think I'm gonna go? I bet you could buy their think the seventy five grand in twenty years. It's gonna, be worth like millions of dollars. Is this whole thing eventually, hopefully comes back YO, you know, got the casino just build another casino like not downtown, but somewhere else. That's a good idea. Like that arise in the way I dont like that idea. I just don't like the casino idea. I think that we could have built that that there is no reason that that city can't be built on its waterfront and its character and its position. Geographically in Country through casinos, dance like casino. It's like nightlife for like toddlers, the nice thing about, because you know we're close it easy we're close to New York. There's no reason we could we can't be successful. You know its final. The nice thing was, I said to you, know about the car love by set as He loves you tat. He loved her parents authorities, I sense of loss of bow. How come you know, whereas the hawkers homeless, as big out there, big big like they come after you?

how come there is light on homeless and those are all the casino just. Yeah yeah. I just saw him out of the metal slots, although that was like the lottery over there, for that sounds the lottery that thing that currently the brain in the garden drenching started stretch, and when I look at my would homeless, people go to a casino, didn't really fuckin money. What are they doing? Neither Grady Whatever they make? Those up those people make decent money. That's amazing! I love that ferry dinosaurs They re going a hundred years of undue now about a hundred grand here, but something made their own urine and that Fuckin Cardboard box and whatever committed to the scam. It's freezing lie or whether this is what it was like, and what was that shit? When you fleet, frostbite yeah black toes make an hundred readier. You know the executive I can fix this.

Well guys smash their brains around the homo symbols. That time later, that scam in South Beach to call my only give lack or on you get a black. What would I get so when I was in San Francisco? I was just up there trying to find some place where I could shoot my special in, and I have never seen so many people lying around not doing shit. Then that city, I dont, know what everywhere, but they used to have a stipend eased. A fucking give them money. Was this was Larry's like it homeless, my would give them enough money to get to try to get him on the street. There was one of those things where it makes sense if you giving it to people who thought sensibly, but he didn't, I gave it to the fuckin homer, so they would give you enough money, so you could afford rent in some flophouse for a month, so What happened is the first four days of the month. You wouldn't do any homeless people, they were all inside drinking shootin and drugs and knowledge

with the money. They did have enough money for four days and then, by the fifth day they start coming out like zombies, then you had the problem again, so they get would basically were buying themselves like a four five day reprieve. Now, of course, as always with all my stories, that's just something that, like for four or five people did tell me that story in San Francisco off it's true, but I was there and they had to pay off the all these beautiful parks and do these people are using to a level. You asked start thinking like what are my work and look at that point. I saw this guy, like me, was extirpate down in the sun like some old, how dog around someone you just like this fuckin guy, like I'm, always live outside. What he's eating now he doesn't have any coffins cause. There's no doesn't wake him up. This guy do it was such a beautiful sunny day. It was one of those days. Were you actually would entertain the thought that I could that guy Fucking little GAD beautiful, I took a picture that guy I tweeted it. It was

These are even realize it, but there was another guy in the background, like you can't just one that is already. If and when you get to the parks. Lying all over the place. I thought I was as their dual calves a couple weeks ago, and I saw a guy laying on a park bench sleeping covered up, champagne bottle at is at his feet right cop strolling, sit in another part pages people watch this guy's alert you just one not only on my watching guys gave the champagne bottle have borders, be two cops comes draw up towards them, let's go beggar, let's go and one guy picks up any like wakes up out of a panic in these he's the one Cobb Holden has happened, the bottlenecks get radical poured out, and these I panicked. So my whiter than white guy doesn't carry no again, I'm sure it's not important attribute the twentieth is this guy. When he got up any relevant. I noticed that every will go. We put it up there. He had american airlines. I the patches

cover your eyes, he couldn't sleep. Mass american airlines, logo flimsy woman. They probably give you on a flight and they were so they re. Up on his forehead, like beg for like mercy, God will look at em, don't wait a minute! What are you worried about anyway? put new under a room like a roof. We worry about you, dude. I would rather sweep outside Europe. Balkan pit over the head with a log can take one of my ass mister you now You know I like a bed, they actually They actually I'm one of those cities when they have like this type and other cities were flying their fuckin homeless people in there to just get rid of them because they were haven't than they were. They started sending them back

what the fuck happened, maybe that's what that guy got the mask. I can't remember can't remember Larry's, that's where he got the vagueness still had. That's why I guess the other night in New York. I saw allow the homeless asleep on the top step of the church, but a church. Never let him. In so, like vigil lay in their language you what now I know I know what it is like, but after a while they're gonna be like listen you're, not listening there, not opening up, let's go somewhere out at me, like they're, just lay on the thing, and it's almost like sad cause. It's almost like that they have the belief and the faith and their beach shut out. Why think? the idea of Europe do not want a Starbucks right. I'm no somewhere else goes as normal, someone's now listen and right I'm showing my faith. Nobody knows it's good business for them to let them stay there like they give a fuck but they're, not gonna. Let a man but an offer that sea like a safe for you want to save places. Leap if you're home one of any homosexual. Just let him sleep on a charge. Floor cos.

One of our major size, part about how this conversation gets steered into. Is we were talking about Cleveland? as you said, is part of it all Oh, we ve just got the dregs of human thought, start Cleveland, but anyway I know, but I find it interesting. When I can see how you don't wanna, bunches, smelly, homeless people, sticking up the church for the decent people will come in on Sundays and that might sound like Fox NEWS, but at the end of the day you smell like hearing you smell like you're it you gotta, go outside, but would have dogs what, if he doesn't smolny just freezes up and put him in one of the pews What I'm gonna fuck, em and sleep in your baseboard? Slowly does Samarova understood my butt smells good DARPA here you just so my major stranger data, there's a church he's gonna go in steal all the challenges that they stole from the other fuck it. I just feel like if you say that he's got faith in that church, they should do something. That's all just what should be

so does about Radiohead reactors in fact costs money very put a little on the barrier gradually. But that's my point. That's my point because mind why? What is your point? My point, is that, like the kind of you very fond of nano now, I'm just saying like you know, they know it all. That's what I'm saying is my eye, see them lying on the front step of the churches and it's kind of a sad thing to see because their wrapped up in their blankets- and I have so much faith in that belief. Yet the doors never opening- and it was just an observation that I found fucked up. What do you think that the fact that their sleeping on the stairs means they believe in Jesus Christ? I'm not saying that date, I'm just saying that it's just I think the people that choosing is unravelling now. I think that I think the fact that these people choose to be on the on the top step at the door of a church tells me that they have some sort of faith, because I think

but what, if it rains, you want to be on anything. I have it there's a million you could go under. You know, awnings of places where you could go under. You know buildings that have a little monitor stairs if it doesn't mean you believe in Burger king, but you know what the church tat I saw this guy and there was no roof. He was just sleep in their man, so I just put just starting out. I don't think he believes in ok. I don't think he does cause. You know, No, but you don't owe me you know I don't, but I think it coterie might not just because you sleep it on church stairs does mean you fucking believe in eighty four. Why don't you think it's a good guess to think that he's got some sort of faith. If that's his choice of we think it would be safer to sleep there than outside a white cast. This is the first dude you ve called it on a homeless would have thought, is barred Nick. Making the bark nigger you gonna make it Make of this vessel delegation is the dedication we're gonna have a this fuckin toward I've, always saying here.

Now we're going to find out? What's it starts more arguments here, Hake, so you're clean, a higher our red Sox ran to lose a yankee sped American League EAST, no American, ladies Night Yom, what how do you feel about both of our teams and the way we spend money each year is disgusting. Now I will say the boss, unless you wanted in away where they didn't glutton or overs, I didn't spend any more than they caught it had been spending I love the fact that most of the most to the trend is all these deals that are spending money, aren't really the teams that are being successful at the end of the day voted lodgers advertisers, one hundred thirty yeah yeah violence is any I'll, spend a Yankee get another one dynamic society to you loved that six. You can finally say that stay I loved it No, not because it out. I just love the fact that, like the dodgers are trying to you know, the dodgers are going on Will they Helen? They have to learn to it.

But you know what I'm saying it because they ve been they ve, been they ve been twenty five years without a championship, they ve corrected their financial situation after the guy and magics knew. You know what I've heard the guy's name at random into the grid. Spending it wanted. Thirty million dollars is the weight. Well, you know they didn't set the trend. I gotta believe that if they believe that they're gonna do something that the Yankees aroused and have done, which they haven't done yet in this in this economic support, yeah, you gotta do it. I mean last time they they won was in eighty eight when the in were shifting a little, but it wasn't its it wasn't a five mega market league

being able to spend a kind of get their only five. Second, I don't know how to there's always ideologists benefit of money, so why would they are one of the fifteen seconds? But I only ask your question: why do you think that baseball allowed it to go the direction? What was the? What was the thinking that it was good to let fucking the Yankees do what they did, which caused the Red Sox to have react to it and then we'd became them. What I mean we're not right now I don't think, but but we in our seven a mean, there's no fuck. It does no there's nobody in the plant. I can't tell me no seven, we didn't buy a fuckin title. Well, I think it all stems back a lot of its seventh back from. Obviously you can't change what happens money wise, but I think a lot of his sons back to when the owners were. You know, found out about the collusion. In the Ladys, nay, the pay once they paid the ones they play the players union. I think three hundred and fifty million dollars settlement for collusion. Then the players which was basically want

who's going together. Gandhi said: don't pay Jack Morris's. What I was Jack was on a free market. I think an eighty six, eighty seven and the time your honor told all the other owners. Don't pay em keep em at the market that, we have and it also in the long run yeah we gotta keep jack more. But in the long run all you guys have to be able to keep your current pockets in your Roger Clemens is at a price that won't gouges that was found at the end of the day. Is it strengthen the players union to a point where the salaries have gotten a point that the Pledge Union really runs the market and they run the market. So now the big marketing they have the money they have opened. The Beijing has had made has made it able to be able to spend for those team suspended honey and the rich teams can modernize. That's about among the bottom line is as long as there's no cap in baseball. Eighty percent. Teams will never win the world series

as long as there's no cap, that the Kansas City rose on never get over, that high burmese girly. Sixty close to one thing is what baseball's try to do is obviously with a wild card and now the extra while right try to make it somewhat compatible, whereas a team I cleaver Minnesota, if by the almost hour break. If we look like we're playing really well with the guys we ve groom, then we can go out and you know get edged if the Philadelphia, fillies or fall flat under phrase we I'll, get it Jimmy rounds. If he doesn't, he was away this trade clauses. Do you know what I want to go piper? These guys are pretty good. I'm at a certain point of my career go hit. You know when a title, whatever that's you baseball's, Dunder gotta recoup their but why they just don't look at the end of Phelan, be like ok. The way they do in a Green bay can compete with New York City can no longer compete with Boston. Now brewers compete with the Red Sox. They can't. So what the play acting on. What we do and empathy- and why should I rise so strong because they can get pay a big where'd? You get the guy's parents, so you think there's another walk outcome and we'll talk,

Lock. Here when the placards. I liked arguments that I don't. I don't see it looming anytime soon. I think baseball's and probably a pretty pretty good labour labour situation, now the Bible players have had a kind of way groundwater to wait tales between them. A little bit in the last few years with, though, with the p d and everything else, so they ve kind. I had a kind of I'm off their high horse, a bit so another Look a love better, though balance between players at all, because the players have occurred. I had to go, we were doing. I wish us all fucked up to those guys actually went in foreign and like the Senate, whatever the fuck is going on, I don't understand why just don't get why politics had to get involved. Why am I watch incur showing the asking to some representative from Minnesota there, because it's just fucking, stupid amnesia without losing cow shit. I speak. Sexual high. Besides him with a question here that some he said ass a bill. What team, Dear Billy bats, if you could coach one team and

street, without knowing the outcome of the season which team would you pick keep in mind, stack tombstone, always when championships, and there are other team such that could have one, perhaps with some better coaching what the fuck that was a brain twist till I get brains go in this way. If I could coach one team in history without knowing the outcome of the season, which would I pick keep in mind, stack teams- don't always win championship here, but the teams one the championship. I know if I coached the cowboys. In seventy eight they one that will be the Broncos. I dont get your question I dropped that part of it. But what team would you cause he's, as is an interesting quite like if you can coach one team now? I think the question is saying now like. I think the question is basically like what you see now. If you could,

one of these teams out there now don't go out right away. I was Jack, don't look who stack what you say? Would you wanna every says one team in history? Ok and then look at this guy is either really smart and wisdom, or this is a fucking confusion. Question I don't know if I could coach won T have a cake I M a team. Instead, look I'd like to go I'll go every era in in hockey. If I can play on any team, I would play for the the eighties Edmonton orders. If I could play. If I could, I guess, coach to Julia coach, son, who you coach. If I could go to one team one time I would probably I would probably coach Larry Bird, seventy nine Indiana Stay team against magic. I'd like to I'd like the coach that game I like to see, We realise that help I'd like to see like a big magic. Maybe, as this question, you know it Do I'd like to coach the fuckin

seventy nine Dallas Cowboys and the seventy six Dallas cowboys guesses dealers in both and I and I would win the fucking game yeah. That's how confident I am because they had their number in the first half the Swami Barnet Dude. If you I want to meet somebody put up that seventy Superbowl turn they put that up on on the internet to the cap was called a reverse on the first play: reverse to Hollywood, Henderson random. That their kicker tackled and we took a need. The ribs fucked up three is still goes and they were playing loose and all that and they were up, and then they played Marty Ball in the second half and they got all fuckin tight and they just they basically conserve the game away. Far as the seventeen I know I guess I would knows- I wouldn't throw it to fuck it now Jackie Slater, what the Hell he has his mouth was his these sectors, man in America, would coach, you see they allowed the dog. You know they made penalty. Now, the duke of over the goalposts in Europe

Hollywood, Henderson Hollywood Henderson invented the duke of the goalposts that we just had a plus my first one of them had after they had a big thing, any European, yes owners, meaning over the winter. It's a fifteen year penalty. Now, if you dont the ball, because Joe Graham and all these guys. You know a data bank needs. You d like to do that: me, and it was Hollywood Anderson after a reverse labour, used to call reverse all that I'm Henderson and it was in seventy five. They called a reversed. I would enters into regular season game and he busted one lose for touched out and he was the first game they show. It is the first got a glove and Duncan over the goalposts, and why did they are law that? Because these tear they're they're tearing down their tearing down some goalposts guys have gotten heard? I guess I don't know Farmer eagerly, I want eyes, Jelly Graham from the saints was so strongly pulled, wonder where they had to come out and re level the goalposts does it wasn't. You know so he pulled it and then next guy

kicks entities. Kick him not a lot of white guys upset about that rule. Ass well go down, but when I was walking, I bid you good uneasiness beyond Joey you Jimmy Graham shoulders about why this is deal. I would I, but I would actually like a coach any team in history. What I would probably do is, I would maybe the eighty six red Sox, yeah planning, but now, but then I put them Dave Stapleton, at first the about that. That's only because I know you're not what's gonna happen, so I'd like I could know so like I would. I would try to pick a team that that has won a championship, but I live in Boston and they just want round the table. So I don't know it's me. It's no brainer. I would add one hundred percent coached the Knicks, and I would would make them run list. I would make the right I would make them run until they pukes. I woods I if they can play defence they're out there find I would spoken go.

Now fast with this team. Why don't you see the second? You pay the second Nick coach in history to get choked. I was, I would fucking I'd lay into those lazy Cox lockers like I'd like I swear to God, dude outward reform. Actually I, why did you take all or about what do you mean you don't get back just you're all by my chest and I want you happened. Didn't users minimum of three passes me number three passes, ok, you! workers are gonna run all they were not we're practice in the first month without a bull who are running up and down mellow is an easy view. Are you going to do with Darrow's are or thereon Carmelo Anthony's lazy we'd face fucking God. You are sorry. Are you aware that had been go taken?

yeah. I would like, in turn into our that's what I would do next July. You is the only voice. I do my pocket pike ass. I thought so they couldn't bigger until two hey? It's when you guys, like you needed every ten MIKE's was missed in my mind We were of currently answer a question. I now, if you give knowledge to be perfectly ordinary coach, any team in history not knowing the outcome. If you could just be the head coach who'd, you wanna be head coach of the Steelers. Seventy eight still seventy eight I wanted to the seven cowboys or seventy six cowboys, Did you see his role? Amerika horny finance, shit. You're too thought you'd text Bartlett question boring. We want eighty three sixers,

you know what I was thinking of them too. I said section I do they played for on five. These played I've played for on five may be the beach anyway. I put them up against. I put them on the national expulsion, We talk about that. I'm I never guess. Who's stop Jonah MIKE. Why? I think Doktor Jacob kind offset a lot of the shed he was doing. You're gonna get most is against a fuckin Luke long, we're out again it has been a nice Iqbal. That's good! a child ladynas men do. I sent a whimsical, they would rather denying Indiana stay where as little girl negatively as they were all right. I've got a good one, but I tell you I don't but look long. We would have for files, but by the end of the first quarter, trying to stop me MRS Malone here and in all fairness, I didn't see another seventy six extreme, but that's how good was Pippen on defending the diva? defensively there? Are they won't, let alone they want me right as a reason. I pick the ninety six pulse. Drew Tony had bad meter, Andrew Tony would be in the hall of Fame, absolutely edgy Tony.

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The boy was on its back. Where were they were expecting a man child ITALY was like him, Darrell darkens. You never lived up to a sitting over like jealousy to first guy to come out early, those as well, although darkens a second. You know the funny thing is: is Money Moses, Malone, Lebron James are the only two guys in history, the NBA to win consecutive MBA awards with different teams. In the end, they enable never play college bars pretty freak and impressive, But if we take out the big three, you know that they could. Only that amount were Ino. Will Karim agenda. Your Russell and at the next I mean this was Malone Melanie well I'll be about its most just like six six ten truck yeah yeah, it's at seven, We just raise who just he just didn't miss,

did they lose at year. They lost one play on its a heightened kid. That's a bail, blubbering common internet. Firstly, they lost one play off. They actually asked Moses predict, that's his famous thing. It goes what you think about the players. Hideous goes forward fall foul just mean we're going to sweep everybody Basically, they lost one to the Lakers threefold far far back, then it was a first round. Game was a five or his less threefold. Ok, but devising was, is that was a huge six or fair usage. We're back because huge doktor faint, huge six are fair and we he got traded his you couldn't. Do you think they could never winters called well Joe. The dog is without Steve Mix, whatever agglomeration. Yes, if they put together to stop either like Irish or Jabbar would never work, so we take him that he was said. The cover rock you like signals, definite rocky. It was like you knew it was over. There was never a lock in the history sports like Moses go into the sea

like you do with it was ill luck and they only one. One now goes Doktor James, Moses. What now remained where he was an old buddy was due Moses back play back in the day. Where did you play forty six minutes a night dragon gives up about it, as I say, because because I'm like my days, whether everyone one black Monday, he trade it like that Tom ever cried in sports other, like them, you getting cancer, cried sport black, my dated they traded Brad, They they tricky. Do they drive about alone in the rights the bread Authority, Roy Incident in Greenland They re. They are Our task here super duper they traded like David line, would have been Barkley Bread, bread authority. In both Moses said, I will ever lose. To the seventy. Six. Is again the bullets one like eight games that year, like

five of them were against the six dollar. Thirty, on what you invite you will like thirty, twenty five it give. Bragged authority has probably the most ethnic fuckin hairline its operating it almost touches his eyebrows. I mean the fuckin guy when he gets his shape up, I mean they gotta put a separate growth? You sad about his eyebrows- and this is just some said about c and bread already talk NASCAR here now, should not talking now, those even sadder we see this in the budget also gave us goes ahead. It is it is. It is Jack I drafted. It was like, while there are good grounds for NASA on exactly what priority academic plans for all star weekend, how did he get? How did you fuck and go from here

he's like one of the major announcers fanatical about North Carolina any up a measured and he loves it, he's always loved. That's all right any end up doing some guys. I got rid of cut by the last fuckin. Might last three brutal reads this week this this is. This is not a run one! I'm not another. Might my game here this week and I try to focus right. This is just like offering our I e voice, everybody. What Europe is, what your best I want your business. Do I fucked up the first word iii voice. Everybody want your visits to make more money in voice, can help here's how, when your customers call you'll, have your own toll free number professional greeting die by name directory and more. You sound like a fortune, five hunk hundred company and really stand out from your competitors iii voice. Let you give one number that rings. Wherever

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he's gonna, throw you drink it even now they I'm drinking, not you're you're drinking around. All we are talking about a point. Do my homeland rincon dragon? Thirty, nine, eighty guy we're yours about your by visiting the lie that could afford to buy a drink to exact disappointed at you like he was I found out. You were a definitive player, MR desire. I am drinkin, but he said like we're talking about smoking, cigars and drinking and tell said what your game plan to not you know too not gained so much waiting go nuts and I go listen. I go. I've got a really just watch partner has barnacles, you know you you that thing through your unstoppable you're fucking on start off? The thing is like an idiot. Every year the rosebud I try to go blow for blown up. I don't know why I'm tone of our time after the wedding you were like

You guys want another heater, unlike after the fifth time I was a young man. You know we just met. I was a kid. I love any. I can't write I need a break at the end of the night, you had those crowns, the shots and you smoking a cigar and you're just intact you're. Just fuckin intact and I was like the way they grow and prosper without back over this weekend, told people. I know people in Hollywood, either to go to. We have only first of all you drink wine the world my drink more than you before dinner. Its drink. I mean cup by me, but now there's a there's, never peer pressure, because there's more boost for me now, don't get me wrong. I wanna ride out somebody stoutly stop early, so keep my nominate, a definite jobs, yet during idea, but I have a writer. What does the writer on this at all

I would even say that arrives arrived, the giver, open, frank, it's gonna be raising two of you guys. These guys are like the guys guys that fuckin embarrassed in sports- and you know that's not gonna, be trust me. You did this deftly what the money, as I mentioned earlier, we can have all the data. Here are the plane San Diego Bellevue washed in Portland Oregon San Francisco twice in Sacramento, so far in the garden is costing line up, psyche guy, gets amid less shows a good people in ended. I wanna thank era. When it came to the show this week in Pittsburgh, there were awesome, work or come back here. Tour! Nice there stood for us in the dvd guys, you're stuck pressed the car nice united view those men are you got that I remain in light of them all. I thought about you they're getting yet they're gonna. I got to make fun of me as I gotta go now we do. We feel your pay, we still you. What are you feel you? Don't sleep revolt championship, oversee the Cleveland Pittsburgh rivalry

Another is the robber, whereas no rivalry them There is no, we don't. We hear you can't leave other. Isn't there any there right, there's, not a robber. It's your. Rounds. Rivalry is now the ravens that we don't even have a robbery view, because we haven't put up a fight in fifteen years, a minute that status drew it doesn't exist. You think that there's people they and the outside world in remember that all brown Steelers it doesn't exist. You gotta clean for browsers games, it's a sea of black. No Brown Spencer. They sell their tickets, the Brits prevents there is no rivalry, you can't be right, evil. I remind you that what is he, the saddest women one of this as moments in LA heads, adult life were watching stealer gaming, bar in San Francisco. He was up there hanging outward dont. Do it shows you did some sets affect what walking lock in the book. We look over the booth. Next to us, a guy grew up right next door to him before he made for us is down. A habitat. Is here

for the Steelers and he gets liquidity though it is. I just gave up my way back a winner. We he was getting to move back three. I grew up warehouses down for me. I wholly cries he's wearing to the EAST it's Sunday football different people in your watch and teams right is a world order Stewart. Where have I got ready to thirty gazelle? You know what I just gave up a long time ago. You were and still are, you ruin furthest steel, and I know that this new thing. I understand your same pocket I am not watching any more and then then go don't. Go I'll. Go to a different conference. Now: don't you I won't even roof anywhere in the EU have shaken exact. I would I would I mean If I would refer now I've I've contemplated it emerges that there by my contemplations are. I would go, and I know you hate him by the central to me and I like the new young quarterback, if I had to quit or which I thought of a figure of quick Nagoya Indy. I don't mind, namely

right. Why they reminded me I like luck. There close by their a small little town. Done. Everything right. I am in writing there are jobs. What, whatever total. That's a plus the exact denying I'm saying there are over two sits on the rules. Committee is rules of passing the. How do I wonder? Why do I think I can say is that that's like and expand becoming a fuckin Brooklyn net spends despicable, medicated can't to understand. If I thought about it, if I agree, we build these, lodging just stop watching it and give up. Are you can't just automatically take your job which has put cycle by it, go to the store by other Fuckin Jerry's? What happens when you team? Actually fuckin, wins the unity? Then you deserve it. You deserve it seemed a a couple years ago. I can actually have now eventually we're gonna, we're gonna I've, your guarantee, we win a dish year. It opens up

Do you also got April load? That's a guy that rats out it's a movie got drafted opens. I observed some goods gonna come on. That's gotta watch out his friends. If you do it, if you do that, if you switch forest because I do not want a Europe Europe. Generally it's a carrier of your work. While you know you're a real ratchet friends. Are you can't trust back? Are you gonna trust? I know you can't trust. Exec has been going was gone, was stadium with his mother and father as a kid, and then he just fucking throw in the towel and throws on their enemies that will sell you down a fuck India. The enemy shirt is, as usual, dad that's a character that is a character. Does a character. Flock is wrong on your right and I think in debt burdens visited me. Maybe you don't. I need a job like off today in your pocket lotta bruin stuff. Go and I speak, my man crush We really did she waited whereby the guy from end to end the balls from behind with a stick. I don't see you know today and other can ever do I,

Listen I got. Life are not also wiped off much. Why for actually forgot Monday nights usually dark? Not only did they have again, they play the Canadians. I missed every second of that I saw the capitals game. I sort of flyers. Game is weakened. Who else did they play? I think they were luge. Do what luge his beard and from the back under, but like him in the thing go down like a house of cards, It was not a goose got some looting put that highlight real. I gotta say that one thing I got to see that the stick them underneath it was real. Unlike luge, what are you? we'll just so that people know we're not gonna. Just talk sports on on the tour I was now I'll, even almost more structured. I cut them nice like denies later all downward Agora, I'm fucking around you're, gonna, be or degrading, or their stores, like we're all alike, but our comedies different, which is clean

I will get us. We have to wrap this thing up here soon. I want to talk a little little hockey any business words, France Community, what the fuck with this point So let me just read the latter, because Iraq, as rulings are worth you ever people still fucking bitch, mouldy ids always bet you naughty, really is just six people bitch and then I think it's like six million, so I only have two that is bad is on the internet by the producer will show one time you think we'd, like six people, that's really in the internet term. That's like four thousand guess. I really was. What is that based on he was a moron. So what we ve ever based on how many of them people reasons is we will reach, is now four thousand the other.

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