Hey, what's goin on his bill, born in time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday April. Eighteen, two thousand, sixty. What's goin on, do require I don't know. I don't know where to start on this fucker one. Why are you begin? This one is still be sensitive. So many sensitive stories out there when there is when there's a few exerted ball, this fuckin lie down the zoo in Palm Beach, Flora rest, her soul, got attacked and killed. Get mauled by a Fuckin tiger, sometimes are for towards the tiger whisperer yadda yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda and all their fuckin shit. This

I don't know what it is about. People who fall in love with wild animals. If this does not You can do to cure it. It's fucking, it doesn't give a fuck about you, it's not a dog enough. Fallen in love with a wild animal. It's like fallen in love with a stripper. She's not grand. Well, it's not going well for An unbelievable none is another story. This fuckin scout leader takes a bunch. Boy. Scouts takes a bunch of children. The Fuckin woods, he goes into a cave and there's a fucking bear in there. So. The whole story is always an amazing that the does the boy scouts kept their fucking coup. The guy knew the scout leader knew, though he pulled his shirt up over his face and then curled up into the

fatal position, which I guess is the International bear signal. Like hey man, I don't want any part of this man and then the bear. Lost interest in walked away, but at no point during All of this does anybody say: hey fuck, you bring bunch of kids around with this bears just walking around spat enough. If you take your kids to the Fucking Brazil, the amount of time she's goddamn things get loose or at the very least, some fat he's. Gonna walk up to some polar bear, cage go over the fuckin thing in stand there you know and then get focused. Ass by this thing, and what did she say? What for you, you fuck and blow your brains out your dope? So I M not saying the lady who died in Florida was adopt. I'm just saying that about you,

suit yourself into this situation, and there's no good way to insert yourself into a mauling to death by time. You know what that means. There was also, they always just say: mauled, you don't like. It came up like like some prison shit. Just stop you what the shank it didn't. It did fuckin crushed your neck It started feeding on your energy, that's fucking, brood of second near ok. What do you? Don't you covenant? Did you love me? Ok, She just girls. Freaking me out there like Y, got these new locked the door tat. She was locked in adored still early here and I just Walker Upso were she's gonna, be little grumpy near you.

Oh, that's. Sandwich spoke volumes. You know our table now getting married is kind of like a falling in love with a wild animal. How much is your love? Em? Don't get too close to this fuck him. In close, let me get back there. Fuck? Would you take a bunch of kids out? Like note? At no point, does anybody addressed this guy took a bunch of fuckin children out to wear this airs and then they watched him get fuckin mauled for half the second before it took. Eyes, Zadig yanked it over his head. That's what you're supposed to do, They ve been on the earth this long and not known that. That's what you do when you run to the bare is because I'm not an scouting or is it because most people are smart enough, do not be around. Here's to not reenact the fuckin. Seen from the Leonardo, Dicaprio movie was called can't their Socrates, the revelling irrelevant whatever the fuck, it was called, I e when they take some

word that already exist in just makes you feel like it's like that they make that were adopted. Like no, that word is existed. The revenue it right. That word is existed your entire life You and everybody. You know is too dumb to walk. And use it on a daily basis. Any of that sets a sad failing, just advocate feeling. I forget, I ll tell you what to do if a bear, sure I could say right now: there's a demi. Ninety nine point: nine percent white people look in the sheriff, whether Dubbs that go out there do Jeff GM material, but it's fuckin. True Jesus fucking Christ. Twenty six David you get more by a grizzly. Bear. There's no excuse for that. And you are, you know, Hallmark, doesn't make a card for day you go, you can go through

That whole sympathy section sorry for your law. Sorry, I got this disease. Sorry, I was a do she has today there's no while fuckin story you get more by a bear. They dont because it happened so so little so few tax there's no reason for they should really make. You don't make it even better should like right. I ate a look I hate to stare, but your face got mall by a beer real. Look! I'm sorry. Somebody trolley gag go fuck yourself. I hope you feel better tension, all zoo keepers, those are not your friends and they don't. Be there and I a lot of realised the situation there not just sit near fuck and wait for you to give another fuckin pilot,

You ve stakes there sitting there, even if they were born in captivity again fuck it to you that they are sitting there with a strange feeling that there has to be more than this look at me. Look at me you're fuckin Tiger even Tiger born into captivity your role and around with somebody dressed in a safari outfit. Ok and you're bond with that person. Like it You're fuckin, mother, right. It's some fucking point at some point- Do you not just your ego alone, with all those people showing up just to look at you taken your picture. There's no we'd knows no way to keep you four feet on the ground. You now and not be like dude. Why am I in a cage right now when everybody's come up? You know I do is lay around everyday. These people can't get enough. Look at me. Coming MA The fact is, and always you start your ego just go spoken cradling then you start looking like you know. You'd start testing we come in.

I'll bet. You get a little growl you see now face they get broom handle Rice, you decided cannot, for somebody part test the strength that fucking little bromine annulled directive snapped at this catch fuck and shoulders because a pussy they dont Tiger push and then one day disliking I went much is I'm join this fuckin raw meat? I have it every day and I need to switch up the diet. You know. I want a mall you and I use your belt of some dental loss. I know I know what you think you're right now. You probably think it bill. This is really fucking insensitive. What you know what this is, how I deal with sad shit I joke around about, because I don't feel like they get about everybody that love that woman. That now can never see her again. So I mean what am I supposed to do and then also I like to feel that be responsible by giving

some tips on how not to worry. You know you don't get good Malta death by a bear, I understand that like what's so fucking funny about these goddamn scouts. So why are you just go the woods you not to go into the goddamn wilderness. You know what brings a bunch of kids out there tat thanks a bunch. Kids out, the kind of guy goes on walks into a fuckin cave gets more by a fuckin beer would have. Flock walks into a cave in the middle of the forest? What kind of it I mean? I'm not an scouring! I never was can start a fire without a match, but I can tell you right now, my general in thanks That says it. You know: there's no apartment buildings out in the fuckin forest. Okay, so a cave is like that's like a town house in Brooklyn, you know That's the people of the fork and dig in holes in the goddamned ground. Curl up

hibernate net is a fucking cave our rights. You think everybody who lives out there. That's like fucking debts Beverly, Hills, level, property, so who's gonna, get it the strongest second craziest motherfucker out there and that's a bear. You know not going to walk in there and there's gonna be a little flocks and they are like it. Isn't it's gonna be some fuckin. It's gonna be the king of the forest, which is a bare far, as I know although I did see about lying, give a couple of fuckin. You know pronoun Whittaker sooner, but my first like I was they would just fuckin right on top of his head, the bare just sat there and taking you know he had like the head movement of light of late, Thyssen rather than early, can you just took a few and any just sort of start to run away with a sad day. You know anyway, she's made. If you ran to a badger, fuckin Wolverine, those

the text badges and wolverines. They like the Irish and the Scottish of the Flacket Forest. You don't owe me those things don't even quickly with even if they're losing they just got there. I don't give a fuck, you no blood all over this, Is there not stop they're gonna, keep calm it just like the Irish and the scottish Fuckin lunatics you'd want any part any part of it. Well enough. Oh, you know I never looked, is ok bear encounters in back country. If you encounter a bear on the trail or in your kid Yeah cause you're cooking food, basically the dinner bell of anything but then fuckin, my God, look at the size of this fuckin bear. Well, there's a lady fuckin walkin in there's a bear in the background What color she is based and bear habitat now. This is the first sentence

the level that mean as dumb as I am the level of doping that have to become to this website. Listen. This is the first sentence, its normal, it's normal tip. I said normal, it's normal to be frightened. When you encounter a bare that's how this this is, this is the jump off point. The reality is that most encounters with bears rare rarely led to aggressive behaviour and attacks even rare here they go Can you into the forest happens is either. Like they are actually more afraid of you. Then you are of them. Did they do when they get when they're afraid. They either take off running or they fuckin. All you to death and go egg in is a bonus. The threat is gone, and now I have a midday snack remember most bears prefer to avoid contact with humans. It's hilarious still like that,

champion that doesn't want to fight in I'm just trying to hold onto the belt backpedal in the entire time until you corner the fuckin thing, in any bear you do see is probably just is frightened ass, you are there, it is every fuckin, you know what it is bears don't have access to a mirror, the living in their heads in other out there by themselves in talking themselves account not define a king or some shit. Man right no said some. They finally find it. Nobody else is in here. In fact, chill out El Sheikh couch over here you two flat screen and also said this fuckin guy comes walkin in his goddamn shorts, and you know what he's taken he's thinking to catch. A predator he's probably see that show to here comes to spark pedophile. The bare thinks he's. Get fucked me as a next singing, always on top of this guy right and if we could do so,

yeah I can assured over his head and the birds like what the fuck skies of bottom. You know I thought, This goes for an Arabian. All of a sudden he's acting like will make love here and he's been submitted. This is fucking, weird and me out what if he tells his friend the bears all homophobic and then he kills and why you know what there's a bunch of little kids watching it right now, what camping is- and I think you know after having worked out right there. I think scouring should be illegal. You don't owe me. What are you there went first of all, you know dress in those little boys up like little french maids. You know they will scarfs running around. I mean it. I wonder why he got almost sexual predators, such pressures, sexual predators, around sexual chocolate. Anyways remained is composed, is possible and follow these simple guidelines. Whenever and Burke country soon. You'll. You too will have more composure when citing a bare, because you know what to do

green, bloody murder and run the other direction, actually exert the exact opposite. You wanna. Do you want to remain calm and take a step towards the beer that shows a level of confidence and jobs are right. First, one avoid avoid avoid yeah like by staying in civilization. The best way to prevent an unpleasant an unpleasant bear encounter is to avoid them. Together bears usually avoid people, and most people don't even know when they they ve come close to a bare exactly to ensure a surprise or on to ensure a surprise, unpleasant encounter with the bare doesn't occur, avoid moving through bear her But tat, silently and alone travelling groups, larger the better and make lots of noise by talking or singing it put. The ipod away in pit

true to your surroundings, Jesus Christ. I don't know about that. One of the bears havin a slow fuck a couple of days in his hungry, and you start to see no arms why don't we do the Betty do? Does it baby a Europe in a burst of chicken? You, like you, know what I think is worth the risk. Even I'm scared. I think I could take that fuckin hundred forty pounds dope when it happens She wrote that setting when you're getting more by the baron, you feel its breath in it's fuckin incisors, ripping at your neck. When it happens, that's another way of saying that remain calm, and ready your bare spray or other deterrent. What is it you underarm here stay together. If you're in a group you, appear larger and more intimidating. If you stick together, try

this figure out whether the bear is a grisly or a blackberry, run it as forty miles an hour. If you that's all right, fuckin over trying to figure out whether the bears a grisly or black beer, as you will see below Grizzly bears and blackberry, tend to behave differently in a given situation, so it helps to know which species you're dealing with as its running after you can you fuckin pray. I just click here to see the difference bears at a distance journeys. A fucking bear look at these fuckin, thanks to the fact that one of these things could pick up Laurens Taylor at the height of his fucking career and throw him through the uprights get bear. Smart society needs these fuckin people I don't get it. I mean there has to be. Why can't you just go out your backyard just set up a tent, I mean you, you are still outside his lungs

Don't go inside. You are camping, it's not the same thing man I gotta get out there with his bears. I know what to do right. If it's a blank their black there they usually led by the left. You know me the traditional bullet firstly, the South Park, so it's gonna be a little bit weird. They definitely have a region vanished, considering when they stand up to about eight feet tall. So what you want to do is one stay outside his wheel house. Okay and you want you- want a circle away from his power. Perhaps you wanna circle to your left. Staying away, he's the grid one, a load up that left. They go for the big shot. They try to steal around My beating this, the debtor obvious, there's no fuckin reason, there's no reason to get killed by a tiger

in the United States of America date. They don't live here. There are only one place there at the fucking sue. You know they're in cages self. At some point you went into the fuckin. Thank you just give up my guy. What is the fucking thought when you get yanked in where the second you gay are now it's gotta, be it now make it quick. I make this shit that would guilty have I'm sorry. This is getting more than this one my condolences to the friends of families, a lady down there in Florence. I condolences to the guy with the members only jacket that he ate up over spoken had. I grant you, sir? I hope by you. I wish you more luck. As you bring children into the fucking woods, fucking idiot. What is it

by putting on a flock and uniform. Then all of a sudden, you think you know something I just don't get it. Why are we love. I have all my badge is on my shirt been trained these strategies, a jolly good Fair that was recently stressing that you know we're, never going to see you again, music right before you, gonna watch, just a fuckin remind you of what you're walking into anyways so Hake the official. Finally, the official allow family to finally said at this, for family has been picked up for a second season. I actually got the news. I can January, but for whatever reason, the way Netflix promote stuff, which I would never question, considering their dominating the universe they wanted to. Until last Friday, so it is now official.

Working right now. There's stuff I've been alluding to that. I've been working on and I would say actually this weekend I would writing an episode, so I missed all the falcon hockey I saw it the fear is that I'm watching Louis first, the Blackhawks when I saw game too, I threw the fuckin tell I was like TAT said he gave a game to the black hawk. She could not give a game to the hawks. You know your foreign they're fucking neck. He had the gall the goal was fuckin called back or whatever I came up. What happened the goal that call back right, tears, ankles goal that call back, and then it's just like deck coach. Had gone down the bench. No, let down! No, let down right where they do. They go out. The person to recycle takes a stupid fuckin penalty, the black hawk score, the golden steal, the fucking game, and I was just like

and I was text of my body. I was like that right. There he's whether Blackhawks, when every fuckin year in Saint Louis, loses every fuckin year. Whatever the Our colleagues have their ability to remain calm when they are down Saint Louis. For my whole, fuckin life has never had that right. Right after I said all that shit? What are they doing game? Three? I didn't see the game. I just looked at the highlights. You know they fuck. It took three quick penalties in the first period, Chicago's scored on the floor. On the first one. If I was watching that game I built here, we go there. We got Scoggins can win like the next for the next forty five and they give the gave Sate Lucy all right, they're fret say those came back. Tightened up, one one Chicago scores of gold in the set, period to two one they're going into the third period in Chicago. This is always said. You know it's over for the blues. It's always been there

way, since I don't know how long as we're goin on forever. Now, if the Black Box will give my whole life from shit, they went through an I strove to, but like the new Blackhawks like this yours is over and FUCK and Saint Louis came back up to two and then, when I had three two with like six minutes, left DAS away. Big. Congratulations to watch the Saint Louis blues that huge fucking victory and I can't wait to see next game is another Blackhawks Philip, then I'm just gonna go out like that right. No they're going to tie up they're gonna go under. Saint Louis is my go. Make us seven, I'm open for seven Europe. I don't give a shit But I'm pulling for Saint Louis, I think they're my team over Dallas, just because you know that this was the north stars right. They believe in our stars, but like white, like twenty years now I mean those people that their budget cowboys whose kicked you know they get plastic surgery,

yet they get their oil? Well, then, why swam too much make up a mean that different doubts, the big deal to football towns, football state, I loved the flock and stars. I love the people on the stars, but like so like a fuckin colors, they get celtic colors. I liked I still like the stars yeah. I think I think it's time for the blues, the better option, sixty seven- they never once shit. So that's the team on Poland for cheaper broiled because we didn't make the players poor, but who would have thought a black box it down to games to want the blues and kings down or two to the San Jose shocks. Actually, a body of mine who writes on access to family before this I'll start, you gonna give a fuck. You got the Stanley CUP, Chicago I lay and that's what everybody was saying: a grand we're only a couple of games in here and granted. The kings are playing the sharks and and

The sharks are like the San Diego charges. If they wore skates you now, every year common out having this wonderful flock and regular season, and then they go in the play. Often they do shit. The bed so will seek their up to gauge. The non ma. Am I think game for? If you haven't been watching, is Tuesday night Blackhawks first, the blue, so I would definitely be check that out and. That's it! That's all! I had on hockey right my celtics. I watched him loose game, one budget so site there in the fucking play out and out there young team. I should have won the game. It should have been able to close it out, but they didn't, but they hung in there. They got that just a little young. It has got to learn, not a fortune. Teller will. Hopefully you noting around you, don't open, I'm hoping that we get Kevin direct. He would be a great fuckin celtic, whether he does that are not only there's, always someplace. You no excuse. This is the most crucial time.

Here. I, since I can remember for the LOS Angeles Lakers, we'll call me just fuckin retired, ok, their own fucking died too. Now they get the sun blockhead that he is sorry that had nothing do the Lakers have just quoted but move, and then your son FUCK head that he is left his drivers like to romance. The day after make something happen, they go through their fuckin money around. I don't know they don't have the coastline whether this could be for the first time. You realise that the Lakers it one more fuckin championships, since nineteen, Seventy than any other team in any other major sport. So I gotta respect what they. None more so than anybody else has done prior to that, because prior to that was the twenty three score do years, where the ship was in full can basically black and white. You know

brigade leagues, the Stanley CUP was the size of a shot glass on the shelf. She's the one that would be like fuckin, five white, guys against five white guys or maybe five against white guys in and Bill Russell was out there. You don't need it. Just did suggest a completely different time, pussy so anyway, so meet overboard. Advertising here, so my brains all over the place, and I still can't get over how fuckin people get malt twenty. Sixteen twenty five and sixteen I mean anything to get more to death by a fucking Tiger and twenty sixteen it's it's like. I'll. Take it. I need the probability of getting run over by a stage coach is is just as probable forthcoming people gain on death by State

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the saying May of next year's when it comes out, unfortunately, but that's how it works, but it can be worth the weight but hope, and now they were kind of going that once we do this, when we can immediately go into season three run out, fuckin works. I guess that would make sense. They get to see how many people watch season. Two, I think by town. We finish, cease fire sixty? That's what I'm getting around this to some questions here for the weak come to Prague come to Prague, I'd like to go ahead. Why not just so? You know we started using your songs at circle. Time, circle time every morning, at nine fifteen after yoga is it is. Songs in words and learning English. All the kids singing our czech kids, please come to Prague. The fucking circle time sounds oddly filthy circle. Time.

Prague, Prague, linguistic Circle homepage to outline what that means. I can tell you this: I've stop with the French of fifty one fuckin days and now it's starting to just be in my head. I still can't speak it well, if somebody speaking it, I pick out a few words but like reading it, I'm crime. Reading. I read that transcribed this whole fuckin article about the Pope saying You know as much as the catholic Church has been against condoms. There are certain instances you know that they don't think it's bad to use them. You know, especially preventing the spread of HIV Aids, whatever you know, and they said something about you, don't hunt

sex with male prostitutes. I think the best what it said. I couldn't tell us that our men going to prostitute. I couldn't quite get the translation, so I'm sticking with it and down because on dual legal too, if you, if you do a hundred days in a row, they give you a couple of trinkets, whatever the fuck. That means I'm I'm I'm over the hump o Brien Dounia now and then I don't, I just think, I'm too, I'm really doing it. Not only did I want to learn how to do it. I just think it's funny. If someone is damage me becomes completely fluent in French and then that gives me the opportunity to go to France or go to mercury. Are an act like the dumb American and then listen to what they say about me and then just fucking hate him over the head with some fuckin I can't say: perfect, french, but, like Fluent French, just watch the fucking, the little fucking pocket squares, gonna fuckin in a bunch. That's why I'm doing it I'm doing it! It's gonna, take on our legs. Gonna! Take me. I just don't want to have that.

How much is once in my life, where I could just sit there and have somebody trash me in a different language, and they don't know that. I can hear everything. I understand everything that the same just like a look at him and that fucking come back into my giving you the delay that she say like. I know exactly what you said, but I am sorry most people want to learn, so they can communicate not me I want to do it, so I can have an argument on the other side of the world. What does it say about me? I cooking question. Dear Billy, the butter basting bitch. I was a kid. I say there you go again stop dinner. Ready enough. I, like TAT, made fun of my cooking kept the obliteration go and you called me a bench in the end of it. I give that one for stars for starts. Anyways I am a huge fan, lay blah blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda. My question is: thank you for blowing through all that. My question is used to talk about cooking. All of that

but now you really do what gives did you stop? Cooking If not what have you? May Lately, please make more cooking videos like the pie crush one you made. I need some they knew to check off too thanks go fuck yourself, you haven't been cooking. I've when I moment right these episodes for access for family himself fucking believe they can finally talk about the ship. It consumers, my life. Basically I going at ten thirty every morning. There's you see some other bullshit. I have There was some using their by ten in the morning and then we'll fuckin right all day.

About seven by the end of it. I just come home. I poor scotch. I stare at the wall. I fall asleep. My dog makes me up at seven. I take her for a walk. I come home. I have breakfast, I try to bang out of podcast, maybe do little bit of french and then I go right back to work, so I don't have time to fucking. Do anything you know I should do. I should start using blueprint. I shall make merry actually took the meal on a little fucking delicious, but I I should really start doing something like that, because I have been like a sort of data Goodwin sort of their way. I had the best mother, fucking, Burger I've ever had in LOS Angeles, and that is saying something and if you'd like to know where to go there, It's time you see me when you're, in LOS Angeles, if you ask me, I will tell you what the places but

Sing it on a podcast, because I hate when Anthony Boy Day does that, and this is cool fuckin spot and then he makes it he makes it fuckin yell every Dick and Harry gotta, go out there and then it comes on a new management. All think it's fucked up so even if I'm out on the road for model, Rob to spell it out. During my shop there was very slow. You, like you know you bought a ticket. I'll, tell you, then you listen, there's podcast for free, you don't get the information Was it de frise we're? Ok, the soda was, you know, they're the Mexican Fuckin Coke and the phantom are but the real sugar incredible credible, tasting! That's what this country's right now Coca COLA is better in Mexico. Then it is in the United States. What does that say about us is Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton are fucking. Bernie Sanders even approach that at any point during this this campaign they might have

Lord knows I'm not watching all right. So no, When I last left, I was trying to learn how to make Nokia and I failed miserably and my own wife, the woman who spoke to love me unconditionally, sickness. Health in good times and in bad, and when I made Key, it was a bad time, and what did she do? Did she stick by me? Did she say it's ok and rub my head now, you know what she said she leaned over. She goes Hake and I was like what she got right me and she goes. You should make pastor anymore she said you should make past anymore. You know.

Maybe she knows me well enough to know that when somebody says something like that to me, they're just makes me guy, I'm gonna fuckin master, the shit. You know me, it's not like you know. The semi says you shouldn't think anymore. You should dance anymore. Maybe I understand that fuckin there's, just certain things by mean cooking. Is this one of those things? Really you just do it. You can learn how to do it. I Ghali's fuck and people are on the food network. They don't have any deny my talent, pitcher stages, Joe then every friends and I just fucking. You know they started off making serious and then they they just kept progressing I'm kidding, I know it's an art form our it's fuckin, relax, ok, puts apron back on and go for can make us reflect our right. So there's some kind of stuck on that, but the next time you go to New York, I met somebody. I met somebody, it's very special

I met somebody in New York, a chef at this time. Restaurant. He told me he's like the real deal like right off the box at any time, become the New York, because I'll show you how to make positive from scratch. Blob black, as I took a pastor making class and the news was then email, a bunch of shit to help you out. They never had any follow through, and then I waited too long to try it again. I finally, I kind of forgot some of the tricks. So that's why I'm here, the cooking thing in and as far as making like the cooking videos, I did the pie cresting cause. I was nothing I just I was funny. Someone like me knows how to do something like that, but like I can cope better than most of the people out there. So one honest and the point of it maybe five. I learn how to make Nokia I'll teach you guys how to do it, but I have to do it for a long time before. I feel confident enough to make a video. Maybe if I fuck it up pretty funny I'd know: let's, let's keep rigour Shelly,

our garden, but we topsoil. One of my favorite thing she used to talk about was your garden and new steps towards getting off the grid. My question do you still have a garden and are you still taking steps to get off yourself off the grid? I mean I have a lemon and lime tree so I'll, never scurvy. Now. I just the level of like commitment that that takes, and you have to have like a fuckin hen, house and shit. You know I don't have time to become Mister green genes and then went away. I have the upper hand House guy after the chicken guy you I mean it's like as you the accumulated shit. Then you have to get the something guy right here. You buy a fuckin house, immediately, you have a plumber, you gotta have a fucking, electrician, you gotta have a basically a happy man. Ok, then, what

Have a garden and you gotta have a fucking landscape garden guy. Could you too busy do whatever you do for a fucking, a living, you get a pool may the poor guy, you know get a dog. You got the fucking Dog guide vet guy, although that she should more money flying out of your fuckin wallet and dumb. I am very envious of people that have their own guards and that type of ship, but you know I have my little piece of fucking allay out here. There's not much. We all live on top hegemony. Looking out my window right now and I see the roof of the persons house next to me most is basically outworks. I look out the back. I look at my back window and I see the apartment buildings. The back of the apartment building from the street over is really not a place to live plants and turnips. Although I wish there were I think that could really get away with like having fuckin chickens and shit. Some rooster,

going every morning preserve the noise ordinance is. Noise is not supposed to leave your property other most people, the second, they turn on a stereo. They break that fuckin thing, but I would love to do it. I'd love to get solar panels and be off the grid, but she really can't be still to give him a little bit of money I figured out, now. It works, but they have some. So I now works are present, makes foreign aggrandize yourself. They go yet listen! Fucker! You want the second term, make this a law which law right next to you know it's a lot because these people live in the middle of nowhere, the electric company finds them and then they, like the shoe woman, like you, have to give us money every month, which is I just don't understand how that is legal that goes around so many things that this country is allegedly about. The summit would force you. I understand taxes, so get do you want to live here either kickin for the puddles. I get that, but you have to buy power from this fucking know it don't fuck off.

But that's not our, not our works. If you guys know oughta do you know how to get off the grid by all means, I wanna be off the grednach. As I give a fuck that I give money to the power companies I You know when the should hit the fan. I would like to be a beacon of light that, although zombies run to write, you still got a flash great. I girlfriends weight Oh Jesus, every go dear bill, I'm a twenty one year old guy, my girlfriend is twenty. We ve been take. We ve been talking for Six months now, and we just recently decided to make it official now, here's the part where I need your expert advice. Oh Jesus, how should I go? about showing here, I think she needs to lose weight. She's, not a fact. By no means, but she could lose a few pounds now. I saw no ice. Like it ass. I know it sounds like an asshole things really supposed to say. There are no sound like an asshole, but I care about her and want to see her be more confident thanks for the help.

The show in long beach. Are you say she could lose if there is no way? We do as I will. I would get yourself in great shape and started the hiking with you and like you know, but you you can't make somebody work out. You can't make somebody get in shady the wanna. Do it they don't um that's like our major major major fucking. You know each other, so when a woman she's a lose a few pounds is like up that. That's that's the female equivalent of them saying to you, like you know your dick could be a little beggar, its devastating I wouldn't say to her, but you know we also got a thank. You know a twenty if they could lose. If they're already getting out of shape it twenty years of age, you know, then what did they have? A couple of kids are gonna, be

Fuckin House. I mean it's just something you get. You gotta be honest about. If someone doesn't take air themselves, you know in this work Both ways to Ladys like a view with some guy unease in his twenties any sit, narrowed he's already gettin mantle, it's it's not gonna get better, got to sit there and really just be like how much do I love this person, because I want to watch them slowly eat themselves to death, because that's what you're doing and, unfortunately, you chicken start coming home to roost in your forties, whatever the fuck you did whenever you, hard to go off the rails at sixteen or seventeen with drinking drugging, eating or whatever right around. When you get to your forties, when the first like, like God, that happened to him. I thought that was some old man shit. You, like our weight, were enough forties cause. You still feel like you're in twenty so.

I don't know I would go a positive route. I would just tell her how I would tell her you tell how could she looked fucking around there's, no way to do it that daddy's dead, there's! No, that's a fortress and there's no door in the economy. There's no door on that. One you just have to just if you're gonna say If you just spoken, say it you're, really risking like gas hurting, are really bad. You don't owe me anyone still didn't. You know if I could do that I won't have women ever feel that way about guys like if there's anything like there's a you know it. You just can't say that to a guy, because that will hurt them too much. They ever think shit like that. I think should like. With women? In certain things, you just you just don't fuck and say it like what all I'm gonna. Do is hard. In a ruinous for the next person, when she fuckin eventually comes to our senses in dumps me

and then you ll be that you know what that guy said to me what time We'll go to the website. I ordered a double she's burger erupted. He said no! No! No. She wants a single european that guy. No, I don't know, I don't know what to tell you. I can't tell you there so I feel like when you are. You know from just or it to yourself to try to stay in shape when you're in a relationship or somebody just fuckin. Let yourself go and just become a fad clock ban. You know. Did not have the consideration that somebody is sort of obligated to have sex with you to just try and remotely keep yourself look and halfway decent, It's really a selfish pocket thing. You know but we live in the age of a lot of times. The victim is, is the is not is

is considered. Like the antagonism, you don't owe me. I would never do that to me. I will never just fuck and put on a hundred falcon, sounds just come waddling into the fuckin dead wrong. Roll over on top of her, since she would be completely gross doubt and every woman listening this probably just went picture that me a hundred pounds heavier naked. Sweating on my upper lip crawling indifferent. In bed. Yeah! Exactly isn't that disgusting world, That's a two way street sweetheart. You know, we don't see, you come fuckin waterline into the room. You know your hips taken out the fucking door. Jim. You don't owe me it's not. It's not fair to the person.

You know when you really look at it. Nobody understands that more than gig eyes, I would say the gay guys have the most respect for the fact that someone's gonna hook up with them. You don't owe me, I wonder if their pounds per pound in the best of luck in shaping anybody or is it because they're trying to attract guys? guys. I can't even say that shallow today we see that guy's, a shell when it comes to that we operate like you, fuckin hold up, something shiny. A woman's like I want. You know, they're just as bad cry. From all over the map on trial for a joke. I built did you about the entertainer who might get prosecuted for his poem that trashed a head of state. What kind they're calling him a comic, but I think maybe Europe's version of a comic not to traditional stand.

Depends on where you go in Europe. Europe is a subtle biggest continent, but that's all it's a long for trip from Paris over the Moscow Moscow's technically still in Europe, is on the West coast of Russia's, you stuck in the Eastern Europe. Do you know I mean they distort vampires out there. You can imagine how that would affect the restraint of coming out, I'm not talking about. I end Angela Merkel gave the go ahead to the turkish Prime Minister to make an enquiry which basically means put on trial all because of a stupid palm thoughts. I hate. When people do that thoughts, Talk about that yeah was a bunch of countries that are just getting their first taste of stand. Comic comedy they are going through their Letty brochures, which is what happens at happen. Lenny.

Lucy was put on trial. He was arrested for absurdity and all of that type of stuff. This is what happens, and once the government realises that it's just jokes and that a standard comic doing an hour of jokes, is not going to cause a revolution and that they can work acts and continue to flock over their own countrymen in sleep? Well At night doing it, then they usually ease up on it and the people love to do stand. A comic like what's funny now is

what's happening is. Is this new you know sort of? I don't know what you would call it Lenny Bruce time, but it's just more through people in the crowd out, but it's not the government anymore, such really. No big deal. It's just. You know people with the genders in websites and shit like that, you know, click bait click, big people right are boyfriend, wants to have sex with other girls. I wanted to await is basically support that person, Angela Merkel Tripe, and help pay for the lawyer, kicking in all accomplishment, World takes control. Twenty bucks at it they could tied up in the turkish courts cannot happen. Africa are you know? I want to look at our glad. You brought that to my attention. I know that there was some somebody in income. The same thing happened. It's one of those things. Like you want to talk about it, but she also don't wanna, see that fucking beast and give it all types of vine notoriety, but then you're

To go well, that's a fellow comic going through that shit. He's gotta be away in a stealth way, hopefully put that fire up You know when I was in India. The pod castrated the guys over there. They were going through some shit because they had a already did a roast and everything was fine. Ever laughed and then they put it up on you tube and others. Like forty in different religions. There somebody complained in you know they Rene. Definitely a what's the word I should use. They were in a they want a situation over there when I just layers than a placard walk down the street with them. Like hell, you might my getting a fucking arrested because I'm with you guys, you know it's fucked up. I we spent

money for hours in India and I already missed it. I really want to go back. I have such a good time in the twenty four hours, despite the fact that had to get a piece of paper to leave which was really fuckin creepy. But I was weird I didn't. I didn't know what I was thought I was gonna think when I went there, but I felt an odd connection when I went there, which is what the point of course things when you travel like when you you go, every place should go to is gonna be great when you have to go to a place. Likewise is fuckin place, feeling like like like, like a home like I relate to these people more so than a lot of countries had been too. I was over there going. I gotta get reminds me a rich farce me because I hung over the budget comics. I had no idea. Anyways boyfriend wants to have sex with other girls. High bill high, boyfriend, and I have been together for over two years recently, we had broken up for a little

less than a month, but we started talking again. We broke up because, although we love me and wants to be with me so Biotic Tom, he still wants to have sex with other girls. Our sex life isn't a problem because we fuck on a daily basis, most of the twice a day spot right time. She was right tat most of the time twice a day and he always says on the best evil ever slash will have. He also believes that. There is a very slim possibility that there might be something better for him and then he wants to experience other people before possibly spending the rest of his life. With me. He's twenty five years old he's pretty scared about staying with one person for the rest of his life. We are both not re for marriage or that type of relationship, but I feel that ending a two and a half your relationship over his urges isn't the right thing, especially since you still love me,

wants to be with me he's pretty unhappy, but he knows it being with other people won't help, because he will feel the exact same way as it does now. He tells me that I am amazing and beautiful and he wants to have a perfect relationship, so I don't understand and why he wants to leave that for something that is most likely going to be shit here. I can't go through another break up with them because it was horrible. While we were broken up, he did have sex with one girl and talk to multiple girls, Baden feel any better and he was still unhappy without me. Please help I dont know what to do, and maybe this can help them is well thanks, a bunch small metaphorical relationship expert, but first of all I gotta give him kudos for just be an honest say, This is what I want to do. What you could see you, you didn't write it, so I would just say that on foot This is where he is at twenty five, and

you're, not so if he wants to fuck and go out and do whatever the fuck he wants to do in our let him and then I think you should get on with your life, but I dont think its healthy for you. To have him, can keep calling you during this time when he's out there fuck and other people, but still fuckin, with your emotions so Did you let him go and let him go do whatever the fuck he wants to do. But this you don't have any contact with them. That might be a guy thing where you going some sort of closure or some shit gradually talking, then talk less and less and less. I don't know I'm a fucking psycho when it comes to that shit. So that's what I would do. I would say at this point. What he's doing is he's trying to do it right Perhaps you have to do it right, for you he's putting himself forest and his once first, so you should do the same thing and there's nothing wrong with what he's doing.

He could have fuckin lied and said they didn't averages and then gone and fucked around, and you know no matter what he was gonna partnership, but he did it. You did it. You didn't write what he told you he broke up with you and. Yeah he's gotta go figure some shit out, but I think you need to be calling you up and written talking to you after a month and getting your heart going. Ghana, given your hope, but I dont know what I wanna. Do you love you better go fuck yourself what you wishy washy shit! I you know your beauty. For young. You got your whole life area. You know, fuck em, just fuckin don't you have a little you time for reflection, three months see what you're a mega little list figure out. What you want out of life. You know who knows, who knows maybe he'll come.

Actually we like in order to shocked and you want to take him back. Maybe you won't, but I think you need to focus on yourself or not him. That's that's what I would do. Does you didn't pull the trigger? He did so. There's no guilt on your end, but It's a shitty thing to do to do that somebody and then come back like a month later in drag through that hell all over again, but then not get back with you and make some sort of a commitment to just go back and be like you're. All I hooked up with one person Bristol miss you, Because then you can be like air, so what does that mean? Does that mean? He loves me negotiator plain that mental tennis fuck all that fuck all that idea, wishy washy, we'll see you tell him what you need. You need unobserved commitment, that's it the right you're out of it. I respect you the fact that you're honest, but you know I don't I don't, need you fuckin having in high every fuckin for weeks dragged me

act down with emotional pit. I've done garrulity life, that's what I would do. You know as Fuckin jackass. The second you're getting on with your life. You don't want to lose. You then he'll come back in general. Won't lose one of those fuckin guy. That's what I'm thinking. I will I will get on with your life. That's what I would do. I hope that's good advice. I had no idea that support for this thank you guys for listening. I beg you to everybody from the bottom of my hat, who watched the first season of access for family? we're going to try to outdo. We did the first season and try and make it was funny as possible right. That's it go fuck, yourselves and I'll check it out here on Thursday scene.