What's Goin on its bill, bird is time for the Monday morning, part guess for Monday, Fuckin may twenty second set a record for how quickly I said the effort on actually doing the pod casts right. Now. Writing in a car I'm not drive and I'm on my way to New York City cause. I have to do some emotional stuff fear for efforts for family. That's coming out I'd this week right or next week made thirty federal. What's this begins Billy Red Face, Shoney's, freckled puss on anything I can get myself on also whatever I'm driving york- and you know something is all this fuckin traffic and I gotta take of early flight tomorrow back to allay alone. Have time in my wife just send me this whole thing on what successful people do when they date they fuck in what they do. They think they know how many minutes a day. Evidently, this fourteen hundred forty minutes a day and they use this wisely and they delegate right they delegate shit. I gonna want to do that. You need to do that right. I'll pay you to do that in all of small portion of what the fuck I'm making. I gotta get better at that. In order to delegate, though, would you have to be? She have to be social, and you know that's not my thing unless a couple of drinks than that kind of a core much noticed a little bit grumpy, but fuckin crews, and now what other traffic now watch disability Thursday, when it does not get to do the whole hour so anyways, I just got back from my tore up there in Canada, work with Nay Craig murdered it. If you don't believe me, ask anybody who is in when it PIG Saskatoon Regina for slot very proud that make night did show two shows in Regina. Neither one of us went with easy joke, but we did this stupid rhymes with fond nobody's like Regina Vagina. What's up with that that there was gonna, be a giant twod here think whole slash thing we kind of left alone after we had a great time for us. This is back it up here. Ok start often when a pig- and I told the people when in fact there was going to tell people this, but I just think that some of the big man path- it's fine, the cuisine in when it big fucking insane right Jesus. What was the name of their place? We actually didn't have time to go this order from this place. The peasant, something or other was my little list places to go scrolling down to win a pig that those can be a bunch of traffic is blocking the peasant kitchen get to torture year, if you ever their tea or t ideology, its french port pie and died, and we went to the tallest poppy for breakfast. The next day

I wouldn't know nobody the one of those shots two are a Canadian by the. Robertson. You might have heard of a place in a bit. I think these are garage vanished like dad. You might I heard of a modern, just fucking So anyway, the food was unbelievable up there and the show We're awesome played in this, theater. I forget the name of I don't remember it's been around since, like nineteen hundred and up top, they have like the the same old shitty seats they used to have back when everything was segregated get own. All the white people would downstairs in anybody else had to walk all the flights of stairs to go upstairs on. What's the result, what's the results have fifty years later, why Boy get their asses kicked in sports. You know why we got no.

We don't mean galoots, Dwyer Ass is so flat. We just used to walk into the thirty. We were on the ground level and everybody else had to walk up right. So we get arrest is kick from the gridiron to dodge Stroke Outcomes I'm going to see Harry who did not having to work for it. So you actually there and it wasn't called issue. Like the last time You don't try to some stuff. Everything was great went to bed First, I didn't have a drop of booze about that. Smoking, a cigar, you another was cuban cigars but Canada, so they get cuban cigars but there's no place to smoke. The very, very hostile against smokers, they just maybe like over the protective, a sort of Helen after parent smokers up there, you sort of. I guess allowed to do it outside, although I did not think I we signed a body smoking anywhere swan. We did that gig

and the next one on them. Doc it was. We drove up to says Saskatoon speaking at which it was this. With three concept. The Winnipeg show that there are both me, but there on two June, I don't know why we're when a big, I guess said short for Saskatoon, so Cleveland land up there. I guess they call the tuna they just yellow tuna, no fucking idea but we are after they were born me. So I gotta age and I was just like Jesus Christ, man I'd that there was a good show. You know but I was ignored, although they were yelling tune to name for four Saskatoon where and when a pig like all you're. Sorry, sorry it's a big thing in Canada, everybody, sorry, I'm so sorry like this It was clear in our table that deal players

empty and when she goes, the clergy goes off. Sorry, sorry slick, apologizing for do brought food. May now you taken away on your apologizing. They would all I'm sorry, I'm sorry get the fuck out. Sorry, So what we did the drive up from from witted Craig two Saskatoon one and everybody was saying I get ready. The healthy jesus- that's not pleasant, sorry, sorry, I picked it up, Maybe ridiculously pleasant on this. In fact, those cuts oh yeah that tone and when it exercises, so there is every could be. Dreadnought drive like an eight hour drive, and so we start Mean AIDS. Drive up and we'll just hypnoses bugs and ship, but I get time and it was beautiful. And bulls of the drive

We live in a or just smash, came with a zillion other people's thanks to get out there. What a beautiful entry candidate is good. Lord, all these these farm houses, this land. It was beautiful knowledge. I think it was. I would love to fly helicopter around here, because it here raw meat landed anywhere as opposed to one I'm and allay I'm looking for fucking soccer field playgrounds and opened his kids there. They have had a problem and there was just like this wider. spaces, and was that bad drive you didn't like seven hours. We took the one lean highway instead of the two Blaine I we. So we had a lot of fun like piquant, around trucks, shit trying to pass him. What a farm it's like DR in these giant tractors, down the Fuckin street I don't know why I got a bunch of pictures of. Did I say if you like?

every mile, though those a barn and look like I was gonna fall down. There be some guy. We just had like a zillion fuckin cars. Tyres are something all piled up in his yard. It was really pretty interest. I was just thinking those guys from gas mocking off they ever pulled the fucking cars out of Barnes down in the states. It could just go up to Manitoba, Saskatchewan they'd fine I saw a number. I saw sixty five adrenaline sorry miles an hour to and still sought so sixty five for Galaxy at all. It was the five hundred might have a night. There was a sixty four actually sixty four sounding the fuckin remember so anyway, so that we get the FUCK Saskatchewan Saskatoon and I really had one show that night. So, of course I went out and got absolutely fucking hammered hammered at this bar Tat to tattoos TAT two's up its ask lot, attach story

but it was a beautiful town had this amazing park and just to get the fuck a name of an eye I got up the next stages. I shouldn't videos of having a paper route or so fucking long. I just sold an actually wake up, so you know I didn't get to bed till like two in the morning. I still woke up at like eight hundred and thirty, and I was staying at that you're fucking, red rum hotel their system before. Hotel that looks like you could shut the shining in there. next to this long parking edges was watching to get so many waterfall. They watch these pelicans trying to fish. I saw some geese was baby geese walking around crazy Astrology is a living in New York and LA? I was just sitting there. Geeking out there was some old lady standing there. Looking at the goose, the goose is like putting his fucking head down. Looking at thinking that second aggressive posture so ice

walked away, but I was also look and sort of laugh and like thinking that goose was gonna fuck, the old lady. I think it might, but what I do cuz. That would be proud of me. I can't walk away from the old lady, but I said I want to slap the shit out of this goose in front of all of its children, so sort of attention, a momentary nature and fortunately, cooler heads prevailed and everyone went their separate ways, but the line of the old lady knew how close she came here. Brennan faces. A thing was like ducking downloads that she's gonna knock ducking down like imitating. It

she's looking at a gorilla, cheese, powdered, a chest and I thought for half a second like I was gonna, see some like you know some fuckin old lady Bird, Mme action. Europe. Cannot she so fucking older, bitching, Osanna, killer, goose. I went on the back here, namely that shit. They just walk up and they granted by the neck, and then they do the spin move just hold onto the next to the body. Spins just breaks the fucking things Neck but she was old enough that she actually want during those

times. You know back when you urge you mean you know, like you knew the name of the thing that you killed a pet right. We are dreams, probably slipped into you, fuckin sexuality, some like dressing up like a bird when you fuckers something like that is weird thing. When Amy, then you get abused, you know violence, sexuality. What it is, it is making you some weirdo in the wreck, so anyways up do when they get so. I walked up and I went over there that river there, whatever the fuck it is like walking along these train tracks, and I gotta be us where there was a little nervous about that as a result of kind of wooden bridge and I was

They give every time someone would want by me. You know I always kind of make eye contact them like braced myself, because I've just was nervous. It somewhat. She's gonna grab my legs and throw me over the Messina Movie a long time ago. This guy did daddy psycho anyone I can with these people they didn't realize he was a psycho. You'd are equal, people may one up there. Now he went to like take a picture. This woman. This couple of somebody push both of em off the fuckin cliff I'm so eagerly done. This has to be based on a true story is usually that's not good enough, for Hollywood has to be some dramatic way. They kill you, rather than just some creepy railway saws walking across and their beautiful nature and everything that was just a word. Someone's gonna grab me by my ankles and toss me right over before realised what was going on. You know

it had to be so busy trying to save my cell phone. I would even think about myself before I went over. I think I could have landed it. You know, I don't think I was that high up. What's it say I mean I'm going to nature and thinking burgeoning attack old, ladys somebody. I throw me off a bridge the conscious given for drivers anyways ploughing ahead here, tat we, The drive down to Regina arrived only have an east. We went to some fucking bar Well, you know what the hell I was drinking, that's the same place. I had lunch and I fucking went into one thousand Saskatoon. It's right front from the red. Rum, in that I was staying. am I gonna places a shit shown. This is fucking waste we walked into the bar and the Ngos can see a driver's license

I gotta, and then he goes to scan the thing and I like blocked it with my hand. Go do don't scanned my idea, where you goin. You know it's just for responding to factories, which fuck out of here, scan. Nate self she's, like eight like just the liberty, that people take with your idea? I dont. Let go my idea anymore. Let me see your idea and I just show I hold onto when they go to taken as this jungle. Just read it. I don't get people I you can look at it. You can read it check into hotels here, we're go to grab for me and I hold onto it, sorry sorry can see, and I go I don't you type any information, into Europe. Are we do that. So the next time you stay here, you don't you take it and then you sell it. Else, gets it and then all my fuckin shit out there next thing you know You know I don't have one

the faults and a house and Fuckin Regina. The banks are coming after me. I don't know. I just know it's not a good thing, so we went in there. Oh my god, as people fucking Party, it was It was some sort of quality we get up there in order was for butter lot of tattoos lot of tattoos, sleeves lot of fucking tattoos and I just kept drinking and drinking and drinking, and I vaguely remember them: bringing a hockey stick over is a sherwood that blew my mind. Cuz I've not seen one of those. Since I was a kid you know when they did did shots out of it, and I don't really remember much after that. Walked out by myself. I do remember that I think

yes and then the next day I woke up, and I did the whole stupid work that was done with the work. There was this little double decker buses and I was starving. I didn't know where there was a good breakfast place, anxious it fuck it and I walked up to the double decker buses. They turn into this fucking little restaurant thing and I had a hot dog for breakfast folded up with a mid chocolate chip, ice cream coloured and I sat alone or a Fuckin park bench eating. we count Saskatoon Saskatchewan

hung over his shit. Just laugh it myself, like what kind of a fuckin like for my living. So I'm sitting there is nice. Canadian couple pulls up right. They both bicycles, one of em, stolen, a kid, and I just see whether one guy you know there are like Flanders, like that's how nice they are just goes. He pulls up he's like are now all. Nor am I going to look at and I turned around. I looked back there. You know the robust thing that then the hot dogs in the ice cream and like

forty children's judges showed up brought up by, like the teachers is something like they wouldn't be ice cream and hot dogs. By time these people order Fucking Larry's. I beat the rush just by like thirty seconds but like they were just all now jeez. Well, I guess we got here at the wrong time. Don't on all sorry! Sorry, it's ok! It's like you eat everything. I don't need nourishment you're like even apologetic like they were, so I was to get how loud in obnoxious I am in. My fellow Americans are until I go to like other countries. That will be the gay. Should not Americans, because I was up there need just kept talking about how nice to people or up there, and I was like the fact these people they they riot when they then they lose. You don't play off series. Ok, they just as racism justice for that bloodline. By the time we get to China was like aren't. You know what these are really nice people are guilty. I give up stubborn I'd want to be yet another person to travel to another country, and it comes back here to tell everybody how everything in this country's wrong. You should see how they make it real cheese sandwich up there I mean it's just so everything's like fuckin, better. Take really. Is that way everybody's always paying attention to us if we stick so bad? How can you know the name of our president and we don't know the name of your present, much think about them for a second general bill? Could you guys drop bombs on aside fair enough seventeen minutes? This is like the fuckin old days right now, if you'd like to know, I'm going over, the man had bridge looking at my old digs way back in the day of the stream I used to live in New York, filth think that's what it was called. Those rose depressing Fuckin, Roosevelt Island, Queenborough Bridge. I walked across that they more time so sick over the Germans. Just like you know, I'm random, run autonomy. Fuckin walked and walked over the bridge. There's no way to walk on a bridge and not think about that Saturday night fever

fuckin idiot. You know are we was too cowardly to get into that fight and then he's gonna do a head stand. On the very central bridge. That's so by the that's the one in the coast from Brooklyn, Who was that now safe are still members goes Brooklyn Judge Mannheim Williams. Their men and they said. is the Brooklyn armies system. Man no worries, Burke Williams, sorry Winesburg, my four Brooklyn, Manhattan, lilies, bird queens borrow and then the fuck up. There is some sort of foot bridges. Tribal bridge assumptions about rename it at this point The Jackie Robinson Fucking Bridge, it's probably named after some some lady. I don't know what some lady you fuckin show replant Chauvelin. She was considered brave there

Twenty airy bridge look like it. I dont do it. Fuck vagina vagina in vagina, now going to do to bridge throbbed me So anyways I out my bed alphabet city. Now, it's like all nice. gone from the city for so long that there's a lot of it that I don't even recognize like and from the city for so long that there's a lot of it that I don't even recognize like mean obviously the empire state Building type a shit times square that type of thing, but it's like just a completely different the city that I moved to Times Square was fuckin scary. When I moved here, so we just drove by just drove by it was driving like thirty miles an hour with the sun open they ve cell phone out, the top videotaping again some podcasting, but I'm not drive and right,

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When I first started watching my, how could a team that doesn't really have a centre doesn't rebound is not plan d in the pain. And lives in dies by the three. Can you win in the NBA, but they did and I bought into it, and you know, what a big book into reality has and gave us the all right, they're Fred, game threes tonight, but after watching gave to Jesus Christ I was I was so excited. We got the number one pick next year, I'm not a lemon say. Maybe you should get a centre.

What are you guys think a man you still believe Kelly Olympic if the rest of the team can somehow get us to gain seven, I'm warning you people in cleaver right now. You better watch out for Kelly Olympic. That is a bad man, gave seven games won through sixties, fuckin horrific, but you get that man gave seven lucky seven that so I guess what I call lucky seven. What is called the eleventh brings this Celtics. They haven't some shit if it rhymes it's true, I don't know. If the game to I'm wondering if we're even gonna, make it the game for we lost by fifty four fuckin points like some shit. That happens when you're like a middle school Is this? A pardon me that actually enjoys is because I'm ruined against the warriors and I think it bugs Leubronn

the cavaliers that we were the number one seed. I think it bugs in that they acted like we even remotely had a shot against them, and I know I say is hard. We just found that out but come on. So what we only lose by thirty four points, I think tat gonna chip on the shoulder data defending champs- and nobody is talking about him like they are, and everybody up the fuckin ass you know though the bosses cell, to do their number one see just trying to sell this series right. Maybe what We are talking about the fuckin, the filthy, state warriors kicking people in the balls and blow out fuck and ankles and shit I mean it's been a more boring western com. prince or Eastern conference match up. Seventy six had just been absolute blow out. I bet they. An upstairs again and he's gonna get those mobbed remsen. Then, if I can start fixin some games again just so, they don't lose out on all this add money because he thinks it just gonna. Go there

for games fourteen games. Possibly add money. They're gonna have bear minimal. Eight, you know owners man. They got a lot of money. They antipathy to these players. You know they spend a lot of money with their workers and all that type of shit you know get near Fuckin Tommy's talked lap surgery in all the ship in their faces, yank back, so they can keep bang in the UN. Each or whatever it is that they do so everybody Everybody's is basically waiting for the final, and I don't man, I don't wanna jigsaw a machine because our rejects the fuck city of Washington, by just saying I don't think so, but I think say what's gonna happen, I'm see when I would love to see. I once you Cavaliers, went out to see them go fucking back to back and I want to see that fucking

team. I can see a bunch of free agents. System of justice How do you because I wanted to see the fuckin I want? see the thunder see if they could get by sea What can we do their best guys, just joined the goddamn team can be met, like back in the day, you know like woodland, bird steals the ball from Isaiah conventions, and next year, like I say, Thomas was a Celtic, then we just kick the ship is a fucking guy staring at me like why I'm doing this recording right now I just waved their. And he continued to stare at me and now I'm feeling like feeling weird. I guess he was looking at the car. It's sunglasses, Jesus Christ. This guy, a fuckin robot? Why are you looking at me

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Tattoo, that everybody has then read: Fuckin Black one three comedians that have a couple of boy bad guys have to know what it is. bitter enemy thing. I have no idea, that's when you were gonna make as much in the Fuckin One punch man, and he was a kid The Celtic totally fuckin shit you realize we have lost. I think we ve lost by a total of like, like north of eighty points in the first two games. Definitely not the seventy. Like if you took all the beef, you just had the Cavaliers win by one game, one and then one in game too. gave him all those other points like they would not make it have me in there We can know me you get me in there for about a quarter and a half salt. Up? Seventy eight seventy eight Jesus Christ

This is like one of this is the worst beating a celtic team has ever taken in my life in the boy ass, the other, closest most humiliating want to this was love, you but remember this during the Larry Bird ERA, and it was the last year a bill, Fichu kind of lost the team. I guess they blame the coach. I dont know how, but we swept by the Milwaukee Box and our memory loss gave one and we lost game too, and it will ask you three: I just kept think it might be going to turn it on. They gonna turn it on and then they lost came for. a team had Larry Bird rob parish, Kevin Mikhail I don't think we have Dennis Johnson at that point and I'm trying to remember who was on the bucks with Sidney Moncrief. I don't know who else dude, I'm so site that already have forty minutes. This bucket broadcasting, as I have no goddamn time like I was supposed to, This thing that I'm doing I was supposed to be there twenty five minutes ago. It's five, fifty five exposed to stir

six thirty. So there is p right now, freakin the fuck out and dumb there's nothing? I can do about elder. There's someone house industry, fire injustice is just like the fire chief skeletal pickup truck, They got a fire engine there. By the way. Do you see that fuckin lunatic he's ploughed into the. Although Spain in times square with the fuck is wrong with people. I want to talk about to give anybody. Fucking ideas get off that subject. All the data store. I love. It is always data sky. Had on my night, you I, like I would like the data is better. You know why, because no like. Everyone knew Adidas before Nike came life. It's nice Nike! I don't know what it is

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and just did there's a chapter. Maybe a three page thing. Maybe we're the guy describes. What happens when you drought and it's just like you, fuckin blood goes coalmines, fuckin freaky so did whenever they find those guys in the caves always had this goofy smiling face, like those divers decide to fuckin swim into a goddamn cave there. What I love the dumb enough to do that and then some poor bastard ass to go in there has to go in there and try to fuckin find it. What are you just leave? Why don't you just leave em down there? What the fuck? I don't understand you! Don't owe me just fuckin leave em down there. Why are you to spend all that money to go? Get a swim into a cave? He went to a cave underwater like what the fuck are we supposed to do? that's somebody's goddamn job

We got to go down and fish you going down. There know when you're going to see a dead body when they find him. I guess he always had this goofy smile and face cuz. The last thing body releases, This does not mean assumption I've Sonic Joe Rogan right now, so I don't know what I'm talking about Dover. What are those drugs that those fuckin rivers take release? is that shit? Can they feel this this level of euphoria like the India Life level of euphoria and then the neck they did. You seem like a bull apple. Jackson's. They d like just burst out tears. Does it say fucking depressing as they fucked up? They already know what it feels like to dive, which evidently, after you go to the horror, I guess it's a nice experience. Gave me and I was bad these drivers x amount of my fucking mind where we get What four minutes forty four fucking minutes Jesus I used to go down here and I do

Ninety seven, back in the day when everything was fucking crazy, like three times a year, wrappers would seem to have a gun battle in the fuckin lobby I would go down there whenever I was doing whatever Dude Carolines. You know the headline Carolines Tuesday night and they would lose verandah these deaf to pull the fuckin curtain. You know so well bad and I was doing talents rooms, and ass. I do the white and black themselves to come down here and to try to get some people that maybe some open fur. talent drew Frazier, Fuckin Gerald Kelly, the new. Kings

Rob Stapleton all of them. I do their rooms, one of the most fun times in my career, that I was doing that stuff. Nobody knew where the fuck I was to go on stage. You know expect. Now come out. They know who I am so then it's like. I have to work to lose em we're back then, actually had the fuckin earn it, and you don't believe me. I I looked back. Those days. Finally, but I don't, I don't miss, not sell tickets, I come back here. I always think about all of those gigs Capone used to have this room nels Forty three was the greatest fuckin Barbara. No such a hard room for me, Lamar bat. had that one that one that fucker Every time I went there, it was like I bond next time. I killed a bond I killed and I could never fear

that Roma is like an after war party, I just got their white is hell and adjusts either they had basically in the black rooms you have you have your open and children. The nets in the black people have their very much like Sicilian swear. It's like you, you're dead to them. You fuck up once that's it you're dead. To me over this. This relationship is done and No there's, no there's no repairing This is why it's amazing, what Sir The Fuji check their started to get food on the APOLLO and Fuckin turned around the house a guide, their name amazing voice,

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gonna fuck it six thirty eight months later. Not that puts me in a goddamn mood. I showed you get done till twelve. Of course I had to go and have a couple of pops to celebrate the end of the tour. I want to thank everybody who certainly who came out whenever an egg everybody they came out in Saskatoon, sorry about the pop and on the vizier everywhere they came out with John. I had a great time. I'm definitely those three cities are now part of my tours. Now I feel I can go right across the whole southern part. So I was telling people next thing I wanna do is due to Alaska. Bobo, yellow knife in some other ones? Jesus Christ, nine for the lady with no clothes on you see that shit are asking and at the bottom of a fuckin dress, the biggest sand, trap. Somebody fucking Davidson it sorry, sorry, I'm sorry

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up and ourselves their morons, when you arrive and undermining our peoples wrong thing, makes you we're right. There you go it makes you right. I loved following their bills, barred burger, there's some fly a fan and there were the closure roof. Claudia ruins says: fuck a name. Ok right here. I do not want to jump out and be around I'm just gonna prominent, because I'll be back down and like obesity is you have to circle? I haven't you got my I just think attempts did you touch me? Can we call you now call me now so then I got a communist you're, ok You think I'm not our aid or call these people. and a lot of northern of uncommon over what what the fuck do. I have to be our early forgot. The imply cast like a warm up my voice, fuck fuck fuck. She had

We have written by fall ringing. No, it's not me some may say in a low unless warned that Fuckin movie with the guy from Barretta, You ever see a movie, the guy. Killed somebody or maybe killed. Somebody got out a jelly played Barretta member, that they call them The girl did like twin peaks or something you know that not Mulholland Drive. What's it was a commitment guy for bread. I don't go to bed with the press zone. You know Don't do it. I wanted to give you a fallen I'll. Do it Does it? My number here knows that three one just get me to get. What do you have one glove on? Driving unless you drive a glove Michael Jackson, I used to ride with Michael Jackson, I loved you Jeffrey, you got

You know something I actually think he did to. You know what you're UK fuckin molest a bunch of white kids. Even if you became Y yeah and get off on it twice. now, forty couldn't they could kneel down oj right. Just do a simplification. This is why, in I haven't said that would you leave? Would you would you if you kid. You have kids, you only what Michael, though, right now now that all the executive item off suddenly found one s eyes were few freezing. All your time. Speeches pull up the house right, stop and its foot. Then you fucking, kids gotta go up or I gotta hit poisonous I'll. Do the last eight minutes later backs? Do you know what back back into the back? Oh yeah? That's where my that's, where my show closer and eyes

yeah, there's like regular clothes and then this headline in close, I gotta get on my head coining, making. Ok I'll Turkey sentiment right on back back, o four, Ferko was back here. I did all my point. That I had to do Like everybody over Vulture FEST, everybody tree me great in time go back and forth whether women over there was given me shit. About how bad the Celtics replying you know how is to green with her, and then she just trying to dig the Celtics I go in. I really don't appreciate your little passiveaggressive comments on the Celtic Solemn, omitting, the kicking aroused, and then she laughed gonna. U Carter! So I go. We know what part of Ohio you from She goes, I'm not from Ohio.

wait a minute uniform? I owe you a Cavaliers than she goes. I'm a Braun fan. Am I get. Guys you yeah now I was offending is when he went. the army van now that he's gone back to Cleveland. It's, like you know followed she's from Washington DC like your fuckin, with its fate, Yes, I do want to do that. It's just you know I actually respected on some level. Think that she's a you know if I guess you if there are gonna, be free agents and pilot on with each other, then you might as well be like a free agent sent. Then it does fuck it matter right? I don't know no one's bordeaux, I'm just joking around. We had a great time given each other shit and then I got to sit down. They is pretty good. They actually showed the first episode of season to and from what I heard people really like did. Of course was not in the room. I didn't want to deal with that

and then when we did it. I did the interview in front of a crowded just saw and handed out some free t shirts. We had these. These condoms made up. Efforts of family condoms, stuff handed amount. People like those took some pictures. towards his great interview, you know just great questions of that type of thing was on a fun and knocked out. So all Billy boy he's gonna be hit in the Fuckin hotel by here. How much time I get lived here gonna knock out another flag in five minutes Do it tomorrow morning, maybe I'll. Do that? You know because it doesn't make a difference, because you guys I can watch the Celtics man to lay down by watch. the tv anymore watch now yet That's what I want to do. I want to watch now want to watch now. you want to watch. I wanna watch tv

setting the world on fire. How much? we down by Kelly Olympic, for the love of God, pretend its fourth quarter game, seven, whatever the fuck it is have to do come on. All right, this is football. You guys really Alison reefs channels If you want to hear this should watch the goddamn game Do like commentator, live not doing that. and was just sit and watch these people get in the fuckin shit kicked out of. I say, is out every week potentially thank by forty. oh my god, all this just seven a number one draft picture seems a lot different. I knew all these fuckin people go on that day. We know the celtic Seraglio Player way. I was a wee smart, I have to say it were more like a player and a half away at that meeting, we needed to players. Member months ago

they were trying to suggest if we got Carmelo Anthony like we'd, have legitimate shot to take- Fuckin I was so the Lebron James, the Cavaliers, but that's really what it is. I don't think we do ceremony, watches gained this progress is gonna, be like. I owe you three minutes. Ok, I'd, really donkeys. I've done a bunch of over an hour, but I gotta, what should I get an early flight because I gotta go up and get back to my wife and daughter. That's it! Thank you guys for listening. Please tell everybody on May thirtieth that efforts for family is coming out and I will be doing a bunch of press. So I apologise. If you see my stupid face a little bit too much out there. I have to do it. I gotta put on a monkey sad monkey. Had blue Fuckin, I'll. Do my little fucker debts and over the next couple of weeks, but when we try to be trying to let you guys know.

Well, I'm gonna be out. If you give a shit right, that's it go fuck yourself that I'll check it out here on Thursday