Hey, what's going on is Bill Bur and it's the Monday morning, podcast from Andy? May twenty seventh, two thousand, Thirteen. I liked what you said on Monday Ah,. You can get yourself sounded like a douche. There be memorial day, happy Memorial day, abuse Malta to beg the true Stuckey stuff, you motherfucker, Vespa shit? How would you do it It's all have a moment of silence for everyone who made a sacrifice for this country. The right: let's go stuff faces there's, no one is no. What every fuckin holiday is flat. Day. Today is a day. You remember, remember, remember

the flags of wave, know about those got great God. How do I stop our faces basis? Spaces? Let's get I can have a fight, what thou mothers, let us know what it is. How do people are actually gonna go to a fuckin parade today, from the halls of barter due to the shores of triple bookings, and beyond that fuckin two lines other than Damn expiry or a current Marie one of the other. Is that what they do and when you, when you join the Marines, by the way, the actors, That's on some drill sergeant is in your face. I hate you. You fucking screaming. Oh shit, worse,

and anybody who is in the military service simply for the ability to get through boot camp and haven't somebody screaming in your face, I just Sit down every ounce of your being too not like just punch that guy right, the fucking face is the thing I thought about that shit like I could say things get really fucked up and all the Sunday they want to draft soon to be fought five year old, Paulding redheads like myself and I actually what about for some reason. I think I think about it whenever I do polyps, because whenever I do, Perhaps I wish our claim the rope I we stick. You think I could make it through fuckin. Maybe three obstacles, three obstacles in one of those book can't thanks. I could get up the fuckin rope. I could probably couldn't do the required amount of polyps, but I want to. You just get out of the drill sergeant. You know, I still think Europe where Bob and price.

Rapporteur SK, I tried to get the fuck out my face. Greatly get. One of my thing is: if someone was screaming in my ear like that, like I got Tonight is what our tetanus over the fuck. You say. I am. One of my ears off guy screaming to my ears? I'd have to be like yes gives me. I guess I not true do not be marine life, but I swallowed you know where I have played a lot of drums and my ears, the very sensitive, if you could, just You don't even continue with the insults, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but if you could just some help bring the volume down Leon pile. By yells has to start doing, pushups is quite enough for private bar. Look at the rest here. Put him sit here, knew and push up cause. You don't want me to yield to laugh,

exactly how quiet do you think worries you, red, headed freckled, fucking, faggot, right, now. What do they say? It's always the homophobic shit is now they come at you with about your second DEC. You know what I actually shouldn't say this, because I have no idea what they say you other than what I've watched in movies. You know so anyways Happy Memorial Day, a beautiful. I thank the tubes start before conveys with some shit, that should be the official memorial day. Hadn't killing people truly appreciated or people who have actually served and no people who have served. That would be my really belt everything the people who are closest to appreciate the most. What other groundbreaking things you can say, and this podcast

oh, I know I know I'm a moron right. Can you let me have my moment. Can you well all right, then,. I'm in New York City right now. I'm in my old up. Lonely, a shit. I don't eyes do this is a single man. Now, although I have to tell you it's. Because on a community, not TAT Alexandra, you don't, you should, is one the best fucking comics out there. You step this great joke I'll. Just do the justifications, gonna, Fuckin Bertha, hastened to say that base. Equally, it bales essentially that you know being single its sucked at night because you will lonely, but it was great for the rest of the day I get the feeling that, but I do have two. I have to concur with that joke that it nighttime when you fuck

go home by yourself. That's when it gets tee. I think you wake up in the morning of airlines to run you gotta go to jump out. This hope. That's what it is. This hope that you're gonna find somebody night? All that hope is gone and it's just you an ice cream and slice a pizza euro solely crying issued, softly chewing get down the trust. Actually, you know I've arm. I've made a rule that this time when I got through New York, I'm not having any pizza not having any ice cream, and I know what you think in failure York City, you have to have the pizza, ok. Well, I'm gonna tell you what I'm I've had enough New York Pizza to last me, a fucking life.

First about ninety percent of New York, pizza socks, a giant pizza cock, because many sense does make sense. Simply because this so many people living off the fuckin reputation that New York has great pizza. Now, that's the problem. Your does have great pizza, but there's no laws prohibiting any body from a pizza shop saying the best pizza in New York City. You know fuckin horrific. Maybe if I do range of fields are go over to that certain pizza thereof run first avenue. I was like a pizza. Had a nice fuck unzip over the and exhibited the sauce, they're nice all Tang near nice little. What the fuck was that there In their raw, pizza slices enough Arab.

It is always that shit. You like stumbling home after a couple to three fuckin whiskeys right and then you fuckin awe and I was able to say no realize I forget a fuckin appointment book, as I just realized summit shit I just planned for tomorrow I'm gonna get a stake: fucking dinner with Joey roses and keep Robinson somebody over the stand. Carmody club they had chef over there is guaranteed we have to make a falcon PETE supply over there, because I got the big green egg. I can. He do Hocker up to seven hundred degrees, because you know what I'm talking about real. I set about this, this big green egg, this Barbecue were at a smoker and they give you book, showing you all the wonderful shit that you can make on it and I'll have made on in his burgers hot dog. Fuckin check it. So I want to take it

next level. I want to be able to make a pizza, but you gotta lotta make your own fucking dove, which out or not The summit have the sparse and show me how to do it, because I'm fuckin, say I am always tried some, no ah, what their what said build up to the two fuckin today anyway, how about those When saw here, we go broke words here we go. That's how used to big. That's the channel used to get going back in the days in the old Boston gas. Now they go. Skull, Bruins Uptown, you that's the right your chap. Who is here we go. What's here we go and let's go rangers Well, you know whether ages ago and now out to the Fuckin golf course has yes. Ruins it. One short weak went to the Fuckin MECCA

Madison square garden in five gay it was actually a five gained sweep whose kitten hope you now not to take we thing away from the Rangers, but I've gotta aright. When the whole rally on your side gets going because our gully fell down, I would have you ever see a goal? He just falls down like some kid playing, pee wee hockey and then try They go out. There was a right. The eyes tat you fell down took its ok. It happens to the best of us go down to a public Rick. You see it all the time. My favorite thing in a public rig is watching that guy when it takes like twelve seconds from before. But the fact that the hope of a better right, the fuckin six going backwards, six going forward right and then the fuckin that would ban is usually

back its first and then the fuckin whiplash and then the head make said nice hollow cocoanut, puke right off the fuckin ice that mistaken sound of somebody squash hitting a sheet of ice as a fuck as an incredible sound. You know, and I think that that can be reproduced by We would, unless you actually had somebody slam the head on it. That's incredible! Not evil. One of those Casio keyboards that has access to over a thousand sound effects They never have the even on setting. Never have the sun effective ahead, hidden the asphalt or raw or a sheet of ice so there's one few nerds what does it somebody out there? You know what Photoshop cuts out there trying to get me up the perfect that that perfect, sound effects and set it to me, and I let my first sound effect on the pod cast in our knowledge.

This adore wacky morning, shell and every time I say something does Michael. What was I thinking and then click the button and then you'll hear it, and then you laugh, then you'll be in the parking lot of your job. Holding onto the steering wheel tenant to just staring at the front door, you don't want to walk through having those last few moments to yourself.

Thinking about all the decisions you made over the last twelve years. Why did I break up with her? Why do they major in this way by this car? Why can't, I feel feelings anymore, he's your eyes well up with tears, it is look up at the Heavens, one of the same old guy up did it gives a fuck you cry softly and for some unexplained reason you look over to the left, and this is your boss steadily, but this will look on his face, like my crying in his pocket,

She quickly toward it played off like a sneeze, you take a big deep breath and you push all those pocket feelings down. You like it and get out of the car they pass. I thought at I'll, just allergies I see a very clear way: sorry anyways, so the Brooks I'm not gonna go play. The animals fusing franchise. And I am in any case law and the UN itself, I don't know how you feel about the fuckin penguins. I totally respect them then I'll fuckin blown away by their ability to some. I always get the guy. That's the next sky Maybe it's insane up like the last twenty years, twenty five years, I would actually put them

Beyond the Yankees, your weight of it or I would I would compare him to the Yankees. When that went beyond the Yankees, you know got Babe Ruth than Lou Garrick Then showed a module making mantle I would actually that this is the closest thing you see where they, the penguins, Mario em. You. Yeah a mere yeah Sidney Crosbie in Fucking, GINO market- I don't wanna, say an end- are not a fuckin say these hockey next nowadays, I should be shocked. All these french fucking, That was easy, Fright Michel delay all shoots, ethos onto ah fuck and for absolute snipers I mean unbelievable fucking top notch goddamned players

right. They have that and then on the other side and then whenever they get hit, though you know Mario amused at night people don't start shooting, I'm not gonna play anymore. I. Younger was always like valleys. Gotta mullet need just loves. Those kick cats. Of all its arm for people below us. Why you know gone all those girls of book, but I wish I knew that one eyed Floyd Sidney Crosbie Big Party live Fuckin cub scout daddy, is you know, but stayed about that guy other than that? back then you know he doesn't do anything wrong in life. Help and old people cross the street this skates on runs out of the arena is at an all person trying to cross the street, just a fuckin weeds. Ariel Box Cover Look and son of a bitch why son of a bitch, because you know

better than you. Head and shoulders the best fuckin guy in the Lee. Then he got mob. Guy could be a fuckin cunt Are you ok what above me, he doesn't. A shit he just places goddamn game and its tremendous our right to great fuckin hockey, They had one of the great last arenas that melon arena Carnegie Melon, Heinz whatever the fuck they called it got the Pittsburgh people, they got three names for everything, see the Heinz Cardiff. Carnegie Melon, are just melon August sets forth, but we just Carnegie messengers. All fuckin remix, like p daddy's in there by the the more years that goes by their biggie has been dead and he and his legend just keeps growing and growing, with the fact that nobody's ever match that guy's ability with humor storytelling and being able to paint a fuckin picture,

about his charisma? Last time you saw gave remotely with the Falcons charisma that guy are right as the years go by and you keep going back frustrate, but the new shit any just keep going back to that that mumbling fuckin shit that puffy does on every fuckin track. It's it's like is, can somebody out there send me some fuckin biggie tracks. Were you removed, puffy guy? That's why, in the fuckin background, whatever the fuck he says Oh just repeats every God. They the last word of every line that Biggie says it's like we heard it was it enough for you to be in there with the FUCK favours push, knows went down. I gotta list your mumbling Jack S day, what a worse, fuckin rap songs ever!

What he and that other mumbling jacket, mace. Jerry S eyes. I saw her gather dean. Tell me which want to use fuckin rapid, because I can't tell why am I this upset anyways? Let's, let's let styled them, but stout that must get back to the fucking to the pan. Am agreeing with him. So that's one side of the penguins and then on the other side. The penguin any Crosbie benchmarking Uncomplaining MA Hell you bitch modern, complaining about the thuggery, the cheating and all that fuckin shit and then like right wrong goddamned locker room. They have had Zack same thing, where you had the brute demagogy of Mickey man. Oh look there. They ve had that of the fucking biggest goddamn need rakers cheap.

Sons of bitches ever get out I have this love hate with the penguins love, because I respect the franchise and I hate him because not because they, these cheek and constant fuckin just go out there and try and people's careers. It's the fact that they then have the balls. A bit of work are ledges you're gonna play. We don't worry this week. We wanted a fuckin MAC. Cook In thirty five years of watching people play hockey, I've never seen a guy checks, somebody the boards and accidentally completely sever the guy's Fuckin Achilles dependent. How does it happen? I don't know they say it was a fucking accident If it was anybody else, I would have believed it he ought to setting about MAC Cookies Zack. I can actually play he's a fucking great player.

And he's definitely toned down his shit, but I mean I can't ever forgive the guy. Does he ended, subverts career guys, follow through of a fuckin shot, not be more vulnerable and you come by thirty miles an hour and hidden within. Plastic shoulda belaboured pad, which is like it, somebody crossed a job at the fuckin wrenching you end is goddamned career, unbelievable, I'm fucked up This is gonna be yeah gonna be a brutal series? the only Fuckin weak, I can see on the penguins is there they have shaky gold tending you know, but just their offensive power. I just I am. I don't know. My heart says Bruins. But if I was put money on it, I may I would say: penguins insects my browser go away. You flatly vanish Yankee Way where you'd you fucking

it now weird navvy living out flock and now a good now I just watch enough hockey and I've seen what the fuck their capable of like city Crosbie is literally unstoppable euro on fuck, unstoppable? I just have one guy like that. You know, like the capitals nowhere near raw crosbie. Although he had a great year now get how those guys fuckin wine to be able to join. You know we want, if you just fuckin, had him, but the fact that you have all those other guys. You know market and almost gonna knock. It's gonna be fuckin. I I you know, I'm calling it right now. We're gonna play the trap or going to play that boring as fuckin haughty and it's gonna kill me. I'm gonna have to watch cause it's my team.

But I want before anybody sends me the emails now I don't enjoy watching it. Even if we want a game, I don't like it, because I really watching the Penguin senators series another one, last game was of tat. Seven dogging was a fuckin was a blow up. Ah, oh by the way, Once again, you know a lot of people explain to me why there was such hatred towards maples fans. Terrain, in general and all type of thing. And everybody was saying that, basically, that that's the biggest city in Canada. And that's where, like all the media is so because All the media is there, it's like everybody in Toronto then thinks the whole fucking country of the whole world revolves I M not saying is true, I'm an outsider, but that's what they say, but it reminded me kind it a kind of like like new Yorkers. You don't owe me like. They just think everything begins at fuckin ends.

You know like many others I Madison Square Garden is this MECCA is because it's in the middle of the biggest fuckin city with all this media here and a lot of New York, as they really are confused that it's a mecca it s, just a gathering place people come and play hoop there. Because that's where they can make the most amount of fuckin money and get the most them of media exposure, but that has nothing to do with the next hour. How good The legendary the Knicks are not legendary they're, not our. I was likely sit in court side. You have can low red Jack Nicholson. Woody Allen with is awful, have Jesus Christ, you know, It leads to allay they have the decency to get their faces laminated if you're gonna be there

celebrity sitting on the Sab just fuck it with you anyway, so the next her up the ranges about Gaza, the Boston its agenda once again, garden is silent. Manage for the circus, the MECCA, but that That's it. I'm gonna die, that's that's their fuckin! That's what happens! Every guy yeah. You realized arranges, have one one Stanley CUP in a less seventy three fucking years. You understand that do you realize that, unlike the fuckin Sixty something years the NBA spin around The New York Knicks have one only two titles duty. Less when they one was a nineteen. Seventy, three oil, as do the math on that one. That was forty fucking years ago. As a version kills me till the guide was

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That Dwayne Wade flying Fucking elbow right now it did look like he was trying to leap over the guy. But at the last second, there was no fucking reason to do what he did was like a selling move and I we debatable about killed. Me was Gee Miller and the other commentator Steve. Immediately. The first reviewing of it just go Yet I wasn't intentional at all that stuff. You know it's part of the natural bodily movement when you leap into the air like what are your elbows just sticks out like that, to give some before I'm shiver? He fucking gave the guy an impasse. To flying elbow, that's I think that he left in the air. You know cause crossing over each other, a weird way he jumped over the guy and like others, his head, boring,

ok right to read out he liked it came one allows the guy. Collapses in a pocket. He, although I heard he's note for flop and just killed me that just automatically desire. All we shall look about elbow I'll, wait! That's what the superstars ITALY and I don't think that there was any they re meditate, though, is no malicious act. Just it's ridiculous. If that happened, Dwayne weighed and he went down, I swear to God both then. Would it be like see now that that right there are lots of kind of like that? Just does not belong in this but this love or or at any level. For that matter, you know. Let me those kids rob watching. This gave a match. Just look at doubtless watches again of me. I describe for just of premeditated outside. Legs gotta, take a look at this and I will be really surprised that general was black. Lubeck stir the next contest. Fuckin superstar. Does it

wait a minute they that you always get a bird. We have seen the area. Flap is wings. Like a bird, you know he doesn't have any feathers. So he's gotta talk, as is his hands back towards, is torso very normal, very normal right. There. That's it! That's all I know about hoop this week are then appalling for the paces. Who else is playing who's out the west? I love. You know I love, I love the spurs in their wake. I basketball that they play, I absolutely love. They are fundamentally sound, pickin role, fucking kiss it off the glass. I can't jump either game that they play. Tremendous there's, not a lot of white guys out there doing it, but when I, when I watch disperse spurs plate, that's it looks like five white guys, plaint picked up at the. Why and in its effective

how they do it so who they plant there playing the grizzlies. I don't give a shit, I'm just so elated that the Lakers Zone in it so fuckin elated, absolutely love, and I hoped how'd stays with the latter. The same way I've enjoyed what's his face, Alex Rodriguez staying with the New York Yankees outside biggest, is my most favorite yankee of all fucking time. You know, as they try to shame him out of town and he's just like You don't want me, sit down the play of game and give a fuck I'm not leaving their contract. Go fuck yourself, some stay. I love it. I absolutely loved.

Ah, I see what you really disturbing. I Youtube video last night, I'm I'm trying to think of how the hell I got there. I was watching animals as watching these two little fucking, weird thing. They can't see that well, there harpy, when they're nervous, can go up to like thirteen hundred beats per minute. You know Like some China, when one was fast his hand single stroke rolled drawn contest, they fuck it make it beaten with with their heart. They can't see that well. They. Basically, If the live meal to meet their heart beat so fucking fast if they miss a meal, they could actually die. Sleuth Slot, I don't know what the fuck this thing was, but all I know. They don't see that well and eighty two of em don't see it

two. They literally run into each other. I gotta find this fuckin video and they just said this. Does the sickest. Fight I've ever seen in my life what they had to slow it down. Like when they were showing a thing on. This is not sped up footage. The south fast is kind of like watching to fly waits times, like you know, to the fifth power, Some watching that shit, which the more shared, and then I see like these, these, these bloodhounds gettin fed. We do not want shit annexing an elitist guinea. Just keep look into the rightness more. You know: Eagles killin snakes, snakes, Killin Fuckin, there among those killer of Fuckin black, by and the next thing you know I'm watching red next door bear hunting. I

and I got all these dogs these MEL cages naked. Stick their fuckin heads out its letters. They stick their heads out. My gold brow right and all the people of course, like they're saying I wanna get out of his cage. There really is because they want to go fuck it hunting is what up what I'm thinking that doing. So, my thinking to hunt these bears with dogs. What the fuck is, this amid a fair, could just swat one of em but what it is they have so many of them and basically the dogs go. They chased the bear. The bare goes up a tree and then, like ten rednecks walk, to the tree and then one of decides, alright I'll fuckin shoot it and they shoot it. Falls out of the fucking tree. It's just the worst. I've ever seen in my life, just as far like listen, go and bear hunting

eggs, unbelievable fucking balls. I bet you and a body you know and you're in bear Cunt. And he could stumble upon a grizzly. Bear that that she's Walker with the cops and then she merely himself and tries to rip you fucking face off and even though you got a gun that still takes an unbelief, Le Monde boss, but I gotta tell you this hunting black beer with, like fucking ten dogs five dogs and they chased it up a tree and then you should watch years, I'm gonna shoot tat thing, that's the size of my garage nailed. It man, Mozilla is fuckin. Disgusting was really discussed. Respected on one level, because you have an ability to live off the land. The dollar crashes you like. Well, we don't have any thing in the stock market. Fuck it. Let's go, Bear hung up

those people really are the ones who are going to survive. So I have such a tremendous respect for anybody who hunts and as the ability to go out and in basically go get some food. Unlike means a total pussy just goes down to the floor. Grocery store, they're gonna get a pound of negative requires a pound of the turkey. Yet the smoke, let me get to smoke Turkey, some of cheese without I'd like the right. That's me. Hunting And I get frustrated when I can't find the cereal I'll solid basis, one of the guys who, when the shit it's the fan, You know I'm in a city- and I just get fucked and heard him to some goddamn FEMA camp done avenge Ray. I'm done right. Those red next will just fuckin back slowly back off of their property, like that due to tuck is package between his legs and that movie with that chick.

Was in the fucking, pinball movie right sounds lambs and just slowly fuckin back out right into the woods and you never seen again never be able to live off the land. Fuckin right it out and create a new plan. They'll be the ones that eventually topple over the bankers after they externally everybody and they take all the land and the laugh at those rednecks. You know just calm pesky problem, not try to hunt down drones from their Fuckin Phyllis no fuck, rednecks they're gonna be out there covered in mud like Rambo Little, but a deer urine behind their necks and eventually they gotta come back like Fuckin, Attila the Hon. And all empires fall, and it's gonna be those mother, Fucker rednecks, who do it tremendous respect from Having said all of that, Jason, a fuckin bear up a tree with

It's it's not like children, but if not totally upset it's like I m up tree. I don't really know what those things are. The very loud does a lot of them, but they don't see. Would, but it's not totally upset it's like I m up tree. We know what those things are. The very loud does a lot of them, but they don't and to be able to climb up the tree so were eventually they'll get tired, they'll get thirsty. They leave a claim. Down, you know crack open it He stole and have a powerful a honey adopted. That'll be my day. Then all of a sudden these fuckin, you know get it at. All these fuckin guy just come walk and up and up telling their literally standing like. Maybe twenty yards from the tree and this giant furry, bag is right up there. They ve just shoot at the neck.

Just follow. Always they don't need added out yet fallen out of the fuckin tree, ass, still just data, many rednecks out here. Listening to this way, you can defend Now that just seems like the yard. Tidily links of fuckin hunting checkers, not chess in. Quote Denzil in one of his movies, where he screamed at the Fuckin white guy from the suburbs doesn't quite. We ve been over his head right teaching and the slang all right so, like I mention I'm here in New York City and at a great time last night I went down to the comedy seller did like three shows down their reminded me in the old days when I used to do all this shows here in New York and fucking jump at calves and sit back and forth between the clubs. You'd have a new joke need to try it three times in one night. I just can't.

You can't put a price tag on that. I ran into irish fear was living analyses now in New York City. And his work in his way into the club Atomic last night, he's gonna stop being leaving veil, so you can check out irish affair. Hopefully on some upcoming shows and I'm site for psych to watch and grow by leaps and bounds by getting all that that extra stage time. So It's been oh yeah, wonderful thing out here. I know what you I've got to bring up. The Toronto mayor. You guys, get me some more information on that guy, that trying to say that you smoke and crack- and he goes goes that there's a video of smoke and cracking set. It doesn't exist, called the media bunch of maggots so that if so immediately I'm love and this guy. And all this ship it then I can read up on him and dies. A sketchy shit. In the background, I was wondering what you people in Toronto, think about the guy or

Neighbouring citys, do you think he is a piece of shit? Do you think The media is legit magazine a fucking. Let me know anyway, civic up belt as apply whence fans I have to ask you endorse the Bruins p announcer going after goals. If so, what is wrong with you I have to admit I hated it when I first started, I hated it absolutely fuckin, aided it and but I've come to an acceptance, but that the Bruins aren't mine anymore. I'm an old man now and it's onto the younger generation, and this is how they don't want it I got admit now and I watched the games. Its supply obstinacy, I'm so fuckin excited that when the guy goes whoa, I fucking do it too, and I feel like Fuckin, Rick Flair, and it's and it's you

Call me a douche all day, long and you'd be a hundred percent right. It's ya can't even defend it, and if it wasn't my team I would be trash the shit out of the two. I really would right. Let me ask you this you guys have of Samuel sing ALF same using of Samuelson in your ring of honor. Ok, let me ask you: what's worse right, and I know what you're going to say: you're gonna say the wool cause. You don't give a fuck, you don't give a fuck cause he's not blow out the nieces Sidney Crosbie, but I can guarantee you cried like a fucking bitch when cry B was out for a year and a half, because that I gave a concussion right. Oh Marilla, Muse, bitching about the fuckin islanders you Yeah, that's like Mario, that's exactly right. So here I am trashing.

Hoping that my own for contained. Does why don't you grow up and have the ability to do the same? If not go fuck yourself, Ok, a few weeks ago I asked you know when, when you No, a casino- you know What's the deal with a Vulcan cupboards why they have the ugliest carpets on the planet. My theory is always. Then a casino was so goddamn big, the amount of money that you will save by buying the ugliest Vulcan carpet on the cheap. You know, that's why you do when you please. Let me at how many square feet is is like in the mirage. Ami square feet is the Fuckin Palacio and all that I'm in a mean and has to be. I have no idea, no fucking idea a million square feet. I have no five mean how many trucks have to pull up with that goddamn carping. So that's why I thought that it was

There was always ugly carpeting, so here's some theories that people have said to me: hey built, wanted tourists. Let you know in response to your five year makes twentieth podcast from worked in the casino industry. I've heard the reason, the carpets and you are so vomit inducing singly ugly is so people will avoid looking at them and instead up at all the slot machines, restaurants, signage merchandise, and what not it's a cycle you go manipulation to focus your attention where they wanted. This also usually a confusing pattern to the carpet, the pattern of weight They should also usually a confusing pattern to the carpet design and over us. Actual lay out too to the place to make you some Jesse, wander around and put your money, into something rather than having any clue where an exit might be or how to how much time has passed

With that, I would put agree with the second ass. The first f. I don't know how long would you stare at carpet? You know like look at the fibre look up. Look how beautiful that carpet is. I would actually think at this point. We had a beautiful carpet like a nice fuckin elect, blue. You know, but people feel like all my god something exciting gonna happen here. You know maybe a piece something peaceful way: we will more relaxed when you fuckin walked in you could look around at the horse. I don't know As far as like having a confusing pattern in a weird, Structural lay out a maid. If you ve ever been if never been lost in a casino you ve never been in a casino which you end up. Having to do as you gotta pick like a guy start memorizing, where the restaurants are electors where the sports book is so. I know the operators to the right. But if you start cutting through- what's in your like fuckin, another Jack Nicholson, France him in the shining. In the end, what were you going through? All

hedges. I got some rise. You don't see somebody sitting on the ground like dead with. Max and they're not frozen, but you know a frozen like those people you pass when you try to get to the top of the Mountain Mt Everest over there in the Himalayas, then in the Himalayas. I have no idea here is another theory. Somebody has the strange pattern of the carpeting to see floors itself. You drop a chip, you don't hear it hit the floor and the crazy colors hide the chips if you're looking for them. I don't buy that one either. That just seems like a fuckin long way to go to

I make some money you're already playing a game with the odds are so in favour of the casino they don't need to be crawling around the floor afterwards, vacuuming up ships, I wouldn't go with that. Somebody else said that the reason that they have it is because it's easy cleanup, puke stains. I don't know what it is, but please. Please bring me more theories to that because I find it fastening. There asked I put out of everything that items that was just I just read there. I believe it's a confusing pattern and it adds to the confusion of trying get the fuck out of their than you just next thing. You know you're playing a game that one seems to make the most sense to me right. Here's the next one here for the fuck. Am I here right, dear Bilbo factions have recently discovered. My lifelong friend is in fact an asshole first, let me give you some backstory, but

With this kid, since car seats and baby teeth so dear. When I'm looking to move into a new place, I naturally turned to him up. That's that's not a good thing. The dope living we want quickest ways, the end, a lifelong friendship, is to go and live with somebody just think of all the p. The fallen in love, you my soul, mate they get married and within five years you know one of them mysteriously missing, yellow by the way. That's a bad thing to do. If you gonna, kill your wife or your husband, you should really go practice on some homeless people and prostitutes. First, you know get she gets a murderer and game up two parts to really try and get away with murder. With your first murder, when you, you have everything with that person. Begone is no wonder: everybody gets caught. You know you got it, you gotta suck it up

You got a push, you re go down and go to the miners. First get cement! That's down there with the fuckin. The Fuckin Newark bears the couple folks get out get out. There shake the Rostov! Sorry anyways take us last year decide to move into a new place actually so I'm looking to do that. I naturally turn him. He was living on his own with his cousin was happy to move in with me now set I have known him so long I know is tendency to be a slob. I discuss with this with him before we moved in and let him know I could only tolerate so much uncleanliness. He responded back and kind in agreed now flash forward after I move in I wake up in the middle of the night to snoring that can wake the dead. I do Any normal person would do and go out and asked him to do something since it was keeping me up. The kicker is He wasn't even in his room, he's lying on the floor. In the living room. So I wake

up and ask him if he could either a stop snoring or be go to his room. This list no response from the beast. He attempts confrontation, finally relinquishes to his room. Yeah disguised he sleeps pretty hard. Because this has happened on and off now. For the past year, usually he just give me the finger now. This gives me the bigger. Now, when I wake him up for snoring. Clearly I get the IMF Should that he only cares about himself and gives to shit about anybody else, there's other things like him, not cleaning up after himself, not carried for his pet And some smoking habits that are less than appealing are willing to compromise, though, but he just makes no effort. He refuses to it. Ass, any of it. He always says he thinks of me his family, but I dont imagine anybody treating their family like this. Actually, that's exactly. Are you treat family cause? You know they're not going to leave you So now,

moving out and I haven't told them. This is the real and so what I want, but so bill. What do I do? Do I tell him he's a vessel and talented kick rocks are just forget about it. Let Bygones be Bygones. You just forget about it to our right, because this guy was your best friend until you live with them. Just like just feel bad for his future wife, and this is the deal one of these days, you know he'll bring up you guys, living together, And you'll just laugh about it and despair. I I left because I swear to God. I was fantasizing about going out into the living room and chop, and your fuckin head off euro or just fucking stuffing chloroform rag in your goddamn mouth

It all you can just laugh about it, but to right now without set. You are at him. It's going to affect your friendship, you don't have you done be friends with the guy. I would bring it up now, but if you're not, then I would just. I would use that story to get laid. That's what I would do, because we have funny story, and I should telling the funny story the woman's goby listening being like. Oh my god, it's guys considerate. He picks up after itself. I unbelievable, urge the stock is dead. Now. What is that how do I do that guy's, that's how I would use it right. Then, whenever he brings it up, just laugh about it. That's like I live with blood Robert Kelly. What am I friends in the whole wide world we almost killed each other. We lived together but ill Oh, no! Oh palpable, bookkeeper

you get it. I lived with them. He was a fucking slob. And I was the fuckin I want me I'm not even that me. That's the thing I'm not even that neat like I don't make the Tibet every day. You know I always have three four days a closed, but I get it to that point three four days and then I pick up a pretty good about doing the dishes, but he was just like I come back from the road and there would be like dishwater like six days old or something and then be like noodles from like the chinese food float. And there it was like we didn't, have any rubber gloves, and

Stick my hands reach for that plug, outspoken nasty. We lived in such a shithole. I gotta talk to you about that someday. If you remember, we had this fucking kitchen, the countertop was this was plastic. I don't. I don't know what it was like this hard plastic any was yellow and it was dirty it was. It was so fucking gross like you could even cook in their at this fuckin stove. I swear to God that features you could

rocket back and forth to three times. It would literally come down like an old shack. It was such a piece of shit and then the guy who actually name was on the least used to keep his smelly hockey stuff out there in the kitchen it was the most disgusting fuckin thing, and then there was three guys living there and like assholes, we had like a bathroom basket out in the kitchen, not a big, like kitchen size, a bathroom once it was always always overflowing with whatever the fucking you ate, it was fuckin. It was nasty that really just took me back to a bad period in my life, although its funding its fight. Yesterday, I was over with Bobby in this lovely wife eaten some dinner. She put the fuckin too. And this meal- and we started laugh and about the old days living together right and I'm still friends with them. You know, and you know what I did. I addressed what a slob he was while we were living together and we went like six months without even speak into each other after we moved out- and you know what you're going to go through- that take a shit.

But we are both young and immature. Maybe that's why you're right, maybe you gotta go through it. I don't fucking know anyway. Success story, Billy Red face I'll, keep it short, but you gave me bought on advice a few months ago about my cheating life? So I sincerely thank you. While you welcome sir, many bodies. Listen to this! Now that I'm a fucking moron every once in a while regularly play darts long enough. You gonna hit a Bolsa right, but you guys listen to me and my advice at your own fuckin risk right so anyway, because I couldn't be happier. My real question is: how long will you single before you met NEA and Wood care to share any of your bad dating stories.

Thanks and Fox said the kid in the Posse Penguins Bruins in six right boys fence I'll. Always I single I was single for quite a while. I don't remember so fucking long ago. On a couple of years couple years, but I was now has never got it being single doing that whole Fuckin playboy thing enough talking girls in the bed and all that I always felt like shit afterwards. Unless the girl was like fuckin, smoking, hot and then you have, I keep reaches work would be made. No kind of life. I never raw. You don't! By the time I figured out how to talk a woman in bed by then I was living in my early thirties and there was always something that you know she fuckin talk is somebody like you know twenty two twenty three and they.

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I really do want. Therefore, I guess you know you're happy and a cubic line. I break your balls about everything. Happy. I don't give a fuck than you know. Happiness looked like this like for you to achieve happiness, So anyway, after joined the army, but up but up, but I but other than that at all right. This is a good memorial day. Email it bill thanks for all the funny or you're welcome. He said I've come to your point. In life or decisions have to be made for them seven years I've been working within an industry. That is throw me so many curve. Balls in fact use that it just doesn't seem normal. The brief round up of what I've been through shit, can three once three three weeks book after buying a house- oh my god,. You know I've never had to deal with stress that level. I can imagine that one number to business those two weeks before my wedding, my god,

so not only not making money, you now have to be even more involved in the wedding planning cause. You don't have the I gotta go to work, excuse our right. Were three numerous dead and jobs, and what not leading up to today, although I have had the pleasure of listening to the wise words of birth. I know about that. Dude, you listening to More on that, you can relate to ease I've decided enough is enough. I'm off to join the army. Going to do trade, throwing away eight years within the tech industry to become a chef. So be a shift in the army. Did you go? You hang back until potatoes That's what I now united with that you fucking make that shitty army food taste, unbelievable euro Then he got in there. You know, then he had fans within the army. Then you come out

don't blow all your money on hookers and all of that bullshit save all your fuckin money be a chef. In the goddamn army and then and then when you get out, you know start, your own restaurant I'd experiment with food and find out the average American likes you. You ever in total, like demographic right there run and again young people from all fifty cents. All right and some of them know how to cook, maybe the southern. I can teach you how to make some of that fuckin barbecue. You know somebody up Buffalo kitchen, how to make some wings a juicy on the inside crunchy on the outside. Is a tremendous opportunity in go see the fuckin world and also people the army seed, a fuckin world. I know I'm sorry, I'm trying to put a positive spin on this. It is, it is what you would

What year, what you put into here, we go says a lot of hard work ahead, yet that guy yellin in your ear. What kind of Jeffrey, you know, can go through an obstacle course. I hope you're gonna do some pushups buddy. Eighty it'll be well worth it in the end. If all goes to plant I'll be away from home and the wife for eight months, nobody, I get a holiday to Ella! Well anyway. I just want to say thanks and I'll be sure, listen, always either living on some base. Far with my friends and family, are I do well? what for humanity feel like that's the right way to go? I hope you come back to being a chef domain. You know feet, that's actually in your heart You know funny that story just reminded me of something I was laid down and then I just sat up, and now I can't even fucker. Remember the fucking agony, article back and re read some of this ship shaft them hard work, be worth it fuck. What happened? My brain? What happened?

what everybody I we're almost. I know it was getting into shape I can show this Youtube video by the way. I love you too, more than anything on the Fucking planets one of things that I always go too, but this whole thing what they did. Let me say I dont want to use my real name. You know I do want to use my real name. I don't knock as I write county shit just because I dont want people known who the fuck, I am You know, I don't even really believes that many comments on Youtube. But you noted, as I just don't like how then not giving me the option to say now, so you keep it in the refresh button and they know it's getting to the point. You know we know. I would do if I had any sort of computer savvy. I would just started total rip off a view to where you can remain anonymous and you just have exact same fuck, videos and anyway.

I don't know. I've tried to find this youtube. Video we're gonna have adopted this guy. Has this fuckin plank position? Five minutes fuckin work out that I'm gonna start doing you know the plank position where you, basically it's like you're in the puss, a push opposition but you're you're you're on your for arms. So it does each one of these positions fifteen seconds right. This is basically the work out. As far as I can remember right. During the original position, you're new forms fifteen seconds right next, fifteen set. And she does have you left arm. Point three had like you: don't see Kyle how Hitler right you do that, then, after fifty Secondly, put that down now the right hand, how Hitler I this is by no means pregnancy, I'm just trying to give you a visual here or you too,. What the fucking video aright than the next fifteen seconds you left like straight out, but that Did you write like straight out right them? Then? no left leg,

he's right arm a bell. The thing and then the opposite of that. Then you go to your site. You ve got his it's fucking and say, like the longest. I've ever been able to plant position when I was in really good shape was like two minutes so I'm on the ship among the shit are right to do me. I'm gonna, why put a link up to the park has pace the Youtube video and hopefully you not to go to that rigour. Marilla. I haven't leave your real name if you do just hit the refresh button, but I finally leafy hit the refresh button too much. It just keeps going back to it. Then you just have to shut off and then just click on you to begin. Yes, I don't know why they're doing if anybody knows why I'm one of it I point of the kind of would be great. People who write a let races should actually had to leave their real names. Maybe they wouldn't

but what is it really solve? This still gonna be races. You know they just no not to say it out loud, so they won't lose their jobs. Right is not right that Africa anyways. That's a package for this week, everybody I say a couple of good ones to radio gay, remind you get what what what what else you got. Two deals Memorial day right. Let's wait! A couple more horses, thanks for your relationship, think of your relationship with your dog. This is what you think you can have with them: worse, but it's more oil. As I said, if I have a horse, I'd love to have a horse, That I never road, I hate that whole breaking the horse. He goes dogs, like Happy go lucky bodies they have a likeness horse are like noble logs, there are a little smarter. Even more emotional than a dog. So dick

so they could be even more loyal than a dog they. They have to be won over. All you left out the be they have to be won over with respect. And once you do this, they consider it a pleasure to have you ride them. It's a two way thing: that's to describe watch the movie black beauty, one with Alan Cummings as the voice and go fuck yourself. Right, I dont know that date you ever find it a pleasure to have a hundred and fifty, two hundred pounds on your back measure. If you had a backpack, that way we would say a hundred eighty pounds. Not only was it on your back, it was falcons lap and your ass tell you to go faster in which way to go. Would you enjoy that? I don't

more horse stuff. I want to know I want to know, because I love horses, but I just can't I could never break one that would kill me that really what it would hurt. My fuckin hat underrated. Uncle billion. This could be the underrated of this century, keeping your dick and check The script on the way refusing your woman sex. I just hope a girl, no sex till she goes and applies for ten jobs today, and the look on her face was priceless. She just had no clue what just happened. Looked like a little kid that had just been decided. Teddy bears stolen love the pockets Fuck yourself, you red, headed bastard, yeah, that's a great one! That's a great one of your fuckin. With that. That's you know it. We haven't you dick and check, is like a woman, in bench, pressing more than you. That's basically I mean that

Thank you. The guy has over woman as the he's physically stronger. Ok, courting a woman, as is she does that were run by our dick slimy. There also smart, I think, they're just there. I do think women are smarter in a lot of areas just because they have to be its nature thing. You know we're stronger. So we don't. We, I think we just then use our brains is much back when you could fuck drag a woman around by your hair, it better with a branch I just You didn't have to grow as a human being there to sit there be like how do I get that big dumb of to do exactly what I wanted to do? I can't run by the fucking wrote: how can I make him? Do it and actually make him feel like? It's his decision yet up anyway. Whatever that's a park has for this week, go fuck yourself I'm torn with. Teen idle sensation, we're gonna, be it the count, basic things.

This Wednesday. You know one o clock, jump, tat, basic fucking, theatre, red big, yours- and I were going down to some fucking Theatre in Baltimore- are the names of these? on Friday and Saturday at an arm in some places. Now Thursday in Baltimore, Fried ended, pen Vega. This Saturday, I wind up with two shows down and what do you call it? In fact, in Atlantic City adopted had been sellen, unbelievable, the best I've ever sold in my career, and I want to thank all you guys. It means the world to me that you, as a common out to my shows- and I get to continue, live in my dream here right. So thank you for that that support gas like a sick, fuck, yourselves, have agreed moral day, adopt I'll talk to you next week.