Hey. What's going on his bill burn assigned for the Monday morning, podcast farmer on twenty first one, go on on our go on everyone everywhere how're. You Hope you had a happy fathers day. Fathers day help everybody up. He had a good time. You know I bitched enough about me. Fathers day to make sure that my wife realised that is called fathers day, not fathers morning. The fathers morning into the early afternoon and then did shit, goes back to normal.

Fathers day all day, all day by day, guy who's, the man right she's my day. So I'm in the middle of my day when of course, ourselves do podcast, you know, but you know. Whenever I am still enjoy myself Magellan up. You know my way. was asking me she's like what do you want to do for for fathers If you want to go to branch people that can you believe the falcon nerve Beautiful save a woman that married this fuckin asshole. Can you believe that boy? What about a brunch? Now I don't want to do your shit on my day, fishing

as she goes I or what do you want to do that and I said nothing absolutely flock and latin mad- that zero zilch, big L. What am I fired k I wanna do nothing like an overpay free agent doesn't play off. I want to do what they do. Nothing and that's what I've been doing it now. She took the kids out and everything, but I'm going to go meet up with him cuz I was like listen. I mean I want to hang out and not do anything, but I want you guys to leave. I love you guys. She playing with my son this morning? I had such a blast with him. He does it not to say my name, but the second he sees me. He goes ball ball ball because he knows you knows it's going down. He knows the energy is going up and he gets excited so

this morning I was rolling, the ball told me was laying on his side. He actually decided that he was going to kick the ball lands. Sideways. Tell me this kid is coordinated. This is not the ramblings of an overly our dead, whose head over heels in love with his son. I'm telling you this kid he's got scouts he's gonna, make no pressure. Son now daughter now can like throwing catch ridiculously. We have so much fun and I'm telling you like. That's that's part of the he gonna teach kids out a do shit. You know not only do shit, you gotta teach him with both hands right, righty lefty switch head, though fuck it you just turn into a game. They learn how to do shit. They have confidence, especially for the girls to Cosette fucking. bullshit where they just stand around and watch boys do stuff. You know I I I

want they don't my wife wasn't like that. She told me when she was a kid when she was, Then she was a decade She's gonna stand around watched boys planes, for its I'm gonna go! Do shit, Jesus! That's what I married and I just I'm your point c, o the ups and downs of Jesus. So who this meant Chillun out. I started watching yet another movie. I found this website activity. It's called com you're duck dot com c, o l L was collider, I'm so dumb. I ignored Theo. L, L idee are dot com. And it has what's its heavier it had all of these, make it to the top. You thirty three great seventies films that time forgot. This

fucking crazy, was, I just started to watch that with the first one. That's on the list now at the first, what the secular the instigation of a citizen above suspicion, which is weird cause seems like the whole movie was like they dumped in the the the dialogue afterwards, like they lost all the sound. I don't what's goin on a mean everything's in Italian, as far as like the credits go, but it looks like the way their lips are moving. Is that their speaking English, but maybe the English was so bad that they just sets fuckin english actors, English speaking, people government, what, but I am enjoying it so far, but I saw a fucking movie that all if you right now, you need to stop. You need to know, collect your family and you need to it down right now, if you are a fan of Fuckin Dustin, Hoffman Harry Dean Stanton Gary Blue Sea and Jake Busey. Who I worked.

A long time ago, his first acting role ever literally plays ABC son in this incredible fucking movie called us straight time, which I make eminent look this up right now. So I get I get this story right. It was basically Dustin Hoffman. Teresa Russell level in it an amateur Walsh, all of these great character actors in air, Edward Bunker, whose, Actually the heat do in time. I think it San Quentin, I'm not sure, but he wrote this book about what like to do time. I get The jail and all that stuff- I guess I never read the book but Dustin, Hoffman read the book- fell in love with it wanted to do this movie. The movie came together, Edward Bunker, resent it if you recognise that name

because quit Tarantino, evidently a big fan of the movie straight time and when he did reservoir dogs, Edward Bunker, who wrote the book that straight time is based on played one of the reservoir dogs who, unfortunately, for his character, gets killed. Spoiler alert Jesus Christ of moves only been fucking thirty years in the robbery, so they all tied together and did I already? talk about this. I feel like already talked about this think I talked about last park. Your sorry I ve spent so fuckin busy, but I, if you feel it miss my last podcast, definitely go check it out and we were stuck in a Europe of our food Harry Dean. Stanton is just amazing in that movie, when you meet his character, the situation that he's involved than you could you just gotta check the thing out,

Kathy Bates, whenever first movies she's in it just a really greedy, incredible don't think I've ever seen, doesn't have been play a character like this guy and it also takes place and I lay in the seventies. So it has all those fuckin cars that I love and just takes me back to this fuckin time, where my life was simple. Most people's lives word speaking today, Speaking of that a body might who did some work on my old truck? He found this old fort for door like Elsie an original owner, or maybe the set,

in order, but like the car is all original, except listen to this shit's nineteen, seventy right it has a second gas tank in the trunk that was added after you know that our policy after put this thing in there because of the gas shortage and the early seventies and they never took it out, may still have it. How fuckin cool is that there might be like we know when you watch the jailer knows garage like literally you know it would save at least thirty percent of your love, for whatever vehicle is the story of meaning. I love the way the car looks and everything, but if it's got a great story on top of it, how fuckin cool is that. Are we not now? That's literally like that is a statement of just what the car went through where the country was ad in the bull shit. Of the gas shortage, because here we are fifty fucking years later,

I remember. Those lines is that's how old I am. And in the decision Let me just come kept coming down down down to fifty five miles an hour, and I was talking to my grandfather at the time going like grow by time. I learn Dr Spirillum is gonna, be like thirty and he was like smoke at a pipe is at all no no sort of stock at cop down that far. but also there, but there was talk about how there wasn't gonna be. Anymore, we were running out a gas and there was this big panic by People sitting in those lines that they that they that then it became all of those fucking horrible. At least the american ones, were fuckin horrible. It's really a bad time for cars for America, from sort of the MID

seventies. Until I mean you know a major portion of the eighties, then I felt we came back in the nineties, but I was a really dark dark, fuckin time with the Chevy Chevette, the Fort escort the Pontiac tee. One. Thousands, the fuckin Son birds, the Cadillac, went down to like the size of a fuckin afford fair one. It was this bad. The whole fuckin thing did ugly those Dodge K cars. It saved Chrysler I mean now, like people go and buy em cause elective fuckin ugliest cars ever, and this is something funny about him to see. I love the one At the woods citing on, I want to say, Doug Stand Hope had had one of those when he was out. Your network has everything he does his fucking lairs, even the car he buys was- Where is she. but anyway, so this movie, you gotta, see it straight time. It's on Amazon, Prime, and they have all of these days.

Basing amazing will be so, and I watched this other movie called images which I came up. If I told you that about Robert opened one of his first once but a woman, slowly losing a fuckin mind and that's another government took sides. Oh Billy Sinner file. Now how would happen to me what happened to me they would have me last night. I went out like Saturday night my night with my wife Friday night was further Our friend Saturday night with for the wife, was that I was a kid good fellows Run always Friday night for the wives and then Saturday night was for the girlfriends. It's like Jesus Christ, maybe had a state or wife she could be excited, but still she worked out. She worked all day with the fuckin kids like ass. She went on Saturday. Two four can take her

Friday I'd swayed I've got out Saturday. He were a nicer suit, going on with you so anyway, we go out on Saturday nights see that happen because of the past. dammit communal of communion. I never had a date night ever on Saturday night and you know ever evil. As a committee gives us a fuckin, loser couldn't get a girlfriend. That was not a loser. I was an abuse child, always introverted. Day ago, put it on society was given for confirm, for an orange here was an absolute freak. I look like Bernie from Rome to twenty two right. The deck was stacked against me. I was like the fuck in New Orleans. Pelicans You know if you could put that franchise in a city into a man. It would be me in my early twenties

how can people are on their way to lose in Zaire? Beginning these already bitch another, nor the re falcon pace is unbelievable, comfortable evil, that's how they run. It will seem to enjoy so anyway. Speaking of that, so last night we ended up going out where we had such a fucking great, I am now that I'm not angry lunatic who, like all of his fucking bullshit, for thirty years ago comes up every time somebody cuts him off and traffic in which would just answer. Leave ruin the night so, Do that shit anymore

and we just had this easy. Fucking night was amazing and you know I like writing ideas and shit. They always has good ideas for, like tv shows when he was like kick him around, so we were hanging out and she go say she goes. You want to go to a cigar bar will kick this idea around. You know you have a cigar, all fucking hang out or whatever, and I'm just like absolutely. This is like a perfect night. Just had a great you know, and so we went out, went to the cigar bar and I come walkin in and lo and behold game. Seventh. Fourth quarter of the Brooklyn Nets versed in Milwaukee bugs is on my colleague shit. You know I'm a hockey, I mean, I know I know is missing the islanders game, but I came walking in everybody in the place was fuckin gear.

It was intense in a cigar bar kind away. What you know- and everybody was going nuts I'm just stick and, like I know, Milwaukee is keeping a close, but, like you know they got all these fuckin superstars you down there. so carry Irving Irving wasn't playing games, seven cause he twisted his ankle, which is fuckin hilarious. If you watch hockey, I twisted my ankle. I can't be therefore, your game. Seven, sorry guys you don't things walk around. Fine is ST close. But anyway, so I watched the game and I got taste sentiment, cabin Durrant. You know Given that guy shit, fuck and piling on with the warriors that guy is a fuckin reptile just ice water in his veins and when he hit that fucking. What I thought was a three point or my dummy

I thought they were up at that point. I thought he had ice the game we fuck and eyes ago and I was going to die, scored he's looking at me, I actually watch said in one: is they cut to his mother? I remember thinking like one is gonna feel like. To see your son do that at that level gotta beyond it's gotta, be unbelievable, accurately ass, my kid so they go into overtime and I'm just looking at the Milwaukee Box and unlike this game over. They already lost people laugh Magua gave you gotta go they quit, what are you talking about? I listen. I quitted nothin like to know what it looks like right. I was killing. I was kill it I killed so ardently fuckin cigar bar, I you know Do I set next door? because I was saying earlier when they can jump on just do a little time. What have I fucking got? Somebody God, Damn laughs, haven't such a good time.

Watching that amazing amazing amazing game, I don't know man. I was wrong. I've been so fuckin wrong. Guys. I've always known that about me, but I'm sort of discovering how much had been wrong about fucking, so much shit here in sports lately. I think now that I got the kids I I just don't have enough time to pay attention because. I do not see this island is run come and I did not see the Canadians run come, and I don't see any this shit, and I thought you know you look at the fuckin Brooklyn nets with all those superstars and all that shit, I'm like they got it. I don't give a fuck of one of them. The other guide. Fuckin has a fuckin in Toenail or whatever the hell are probably going to hand going from up this buckstone Evan afar. fire power to beat this team, and lo and behold they ended up. They ended up when I just had so much fun,

Gonna call that my wife was there to she's like wild man. This is like really is a good time. I'm like a man, sports Jesus. Christ watch something she social system, She social self, she just home with me. You know she takes me for granted. I'm like that then the coroner every morning you wake up and there it is too. While you stop seeing it so it takes a bunch other guys, flip enough for her to get fucked up shit. This is the thing I guess This is the thing. So congratulations to the Milwaukee Box, all the fans course a bunch. fancy is an item. You ever run there's a bunch of new France, but all the high court Milwaukee bought fans lay back to Sidney. Craig still waiting for your first Fuckin NBA championship since forty nine. some say. Seventy one. When a luau cinder. Let's see. If I look, if I look, let's see if I'm right, Milwaukee Books,

and be a championship. Ominously, seventy one! Seventy one Seventy one ban is one for you is it: I left this long message on a body might fall where I was thinking about the Toronto Maple Leafs in their fifty four year, drought, which is really interesting. Fifty four years now, if you're hockey fan that fifty four should stick Especially if you arrange offence, that was how long there drought lasted and they were considered cursed they. What, from nineteen forty, two nineteen, ninety four fifty four years without living large Stanley right now, it's crazy! That is that that was twenty. Seven years ago,

twenty seven years ago, when they won their first cup in fifty four years. The Tampa temporary the Renault Maple Leafs were twenty seven years into their drought. I know I was saying that they were curse because Detroit, it still not one and neither had Chicago retorted once since, like the mid fifth Chicago had once and sixty or sixty one. So let's talk drought, I think droughts are overrated, curses and all of that type of ship. I think there has to be now that is so many fuck it like. I understand why, though, the the Red Sox were considered. Cursed I mean. Obviously they went eighty six years, but also its like. Do you weren't when enchant Red Sox one. I wanted championships when there was like twelve teams in the league, so I understand them get

shit like that, and I guess you can still give it. I guess the mayor seven once since the expansion six, where they went from six to twelve, still no excuse what the fuck is. Happily those guys. However, if you really look at the numbers, you know if this thirty teams, all it takes, is about food, four or five of them to go on a run. They want they start winning like multiple championships it. It becomes like the MIKE, Jordan thing we're all of those you know: Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, What's this fucking name thereon on on the Portland Trailblazers from Houston, I'd Clyde, Drexler, all of those great Dominic. What? since all of those guys who never one championships become where we made me darling, Dominic Soda. Let the Larry Bird ERA Magic Johnson, but like all of those people who didn't win. is totally understandable. You below the NBA, the in the in the eightys. It was basically, though,

Because in the Celtics sixties, At one end, then, you wanted the pistons era, where they went back to back and then it was like the Fuckin Chicago bulls,. Houston went in to see talking about from nineteen. Eighty tonight T ninety eight eighteen, Ba titles up for grabs the Lakers, the Celtics. Sixers the pistons, the bulls and the Rockets sixteen Scott all eighteen of those so right there. There goes Fuckin deck and then along comes the spurs that it gonna grab five and then comes the pile on Lakers sitting in a grab, five right, then, all of a sudden you're in a fucking drought. that's so easy, it happens so, but I don't think it's like.

Is bad. Is it sucks for the fans, but it's not like got out of forty go fifty fucking, you without when an easy, this thirty teams are you he's like four five, when the wind, like five there's half that time and it's fuckin over. So let's look at sea Nineteen sixty seven. That's the last time the least want it as far as off the top of my head The Canadians have one ten Sixty eight sixty nine seventy one. Seventy three! Seventy exactly seven, seventy eight, seventy nine that's eight right there. Then they wanted. Eighty six and ninety three that bears ten. There goes a decade. So now you down forty, four fucking years, all right after fifty four year curse then who's. Next, the amateur oil is one five. Eighty four be five? Eighty, seven, eighty eight, ninety

is fifteen years in Ireland is one for. Seated at the time of the language- and I followed this up. Penguins want to Mario and then I think three yesterday, one five. So that's five, ten fourteen plus the Canadians, ten, then the devil's one like three. the Red wings one for there's another seven that are out the fuckin window. I gotta go It teams have even like it's really hard, is what I'm saying for like to say. Lois blows I made for them to go fifty seven years to finally fuckin when it I I can understand why they wanted the way they did. This is like listen we're not going,

it playing hockey. Let's just fuckin, run the gold tender and punch the better plays in the face till they fuck uninjured member. When the series blows sorry, the capitals who else was A one in Dunna Calgary got one and eighty nine gaps. I'm just saying very easy. There was a long, long fuckin way to go to say it's really easy to get into a fuckin drought. That's all I'm saying people so lay off these fuckin coaches. Ok, it's very difficult, but they were difficult is for me to sit there and understand how, like I really thought like. Ok the honest. By the Bruins that sort of their cup tapirs are defending champions, I mean, I know it's too too. They did go up to one. I still think that they have an advantage in this series. But the thing about the amateurs is, you have to play with the lead with those guys, and that also includes games like analysing them going down three two in one in that serious they have to win the next one

And I would almost say when both of them, I think any Run the table, I just I'm saying it right now: haven't watch twenty minutes of broken off. You go in the regular season. I watch more than that. I don't think the tamper Bay lightning when a game seven against the island is right. And then the Canadians right, if you're, not gonna, lose this rather loser easy, go good faculty, the great coach and I got a great fuckin gold tender who finally has the people in front of him And as I say as they say, they have, they got hot at times we shall see. I need the Canadian Gonna, take that fuckin series, and you know something the old me too. casts ago, was all pissed off about it and now say bill. Why don't you just fuck and enjoy this great coaching and this fuckin really fun hockey their fuckin funding to watch, I hate to say they are. They are the only one in and whether I hate them or not, is not enough affect whether they

it or lose it. So I might as well just sit there and joint. You know I got wiping kids walk around the house and we sit down stairs like Jesus, I'm not going to do that. I can't do that. I can't do that. I've done enough. Congratulations to my the king is surprise surprise you have see reference. I miss the race, I'm gonna watch it, I'm I'm I'm a member on MOTO Jp. There were I'm gonna watch it itself an exciting that he is come back and he may, everybody better and The fact that ignore who was a great come from behind victory he's behind in the points it's just gonna, be I'm calling

right now, even wrong about everything in sports. Now it's gonna be fuckin insanity watching him trying to run down there was a guy was always forget. His fuckin Fabio quarter, our I think he leaves leading points and now he's. Oh right, like that Disney Movie, I only saw once, but everybody always makes a reference to the little fuck in Lyon gets kicked out by the evil line. What were you saying? Fuckin fabulous the fuck, and even though I am not saying that addressing second dissing movie Disney Movie, if the Disney movie made it, I don't do that. It's bad joke now considered what fuck that joke are right. So what else? What else has been? One of my life now just continue to go down. My little country outlaw Rabbit Hall. I just listening to more and more shit and is continuing to play it in the

Our while I drive my daughter round were of the hell we're going to she sent summer vacation now, which is fuckin awesome. It's you know it was cool about your daughter being on summer vacation at your vacation to cause you don't have to get up to her hair and driver to school. He get to chill out. you know sleep in make waffles around nine nine thirty it of its the end of a pandemic- I don't have any where to go. This is fucking great. I swear to God meant by. Could it just been a little bit smarter with my money invested right, but where would you invest, invest the real state of pandemic? These people can't pay the rent sweating charge. Him you'd, be that guy kicks amount to do what who's going in that nobody has a job in a fuckin rent out your building. Only to the scientists who came up with a vaccine that half the people don't want to take thou can't fucking. Do that yeah. I think I would retire.

Yeah. I think I could fuckin do it. I would retire retired by just be a local comic. I would just do spots out here in L, a just be the local guy podcasting I mean I could fuckin do it. If I wanted to. just start doing that old man, diet, yell, A couple of golden journalism, salting crackers for breakfast You know just studying those little bird fuckin meals that day? shovel around the block. Oh my god, I'm not going to do it, but if I did five retired. I would start getting the newspaper delivered at my house in every I'd I'd start drinking coffee, I never drink coffee. I gave a little fucking express or some shit cappuccino, something you know and I died smoke a little fucking nub and I

do how great is life's out retired. I love the idea being all used up and nobody has any this for you anymore. It's fucking great! Nobody, can gives a shit found, doesn't ring any more and you just fuckin sit there read in the paper. Just talking yourself look at a headline: Jesus Christ. The fuck is going on with this country Written stuff fallen, asleep, waken up, fucking ashen, you t shirt rights gave a little sad, but anyway, maybe I just need a vacation vacation. I haven't done around over yet.

all right. So yesterday is part of my pre. This part of my pre fathers day. I went up and flew a helicopter and I went up to the year while flying out of and because of the June gloom and possibly a fire visibility. Was below ten miles so basically instrument weather- is- is anything three miles statute miles or less visible? but he saw was down the seven. So am I bought fuck that I don't fly unless it says one zero clear day: that's what the fuck all about I'm not like these people that fly for eleven who go, figure out a way through this shit. I'm not doing that so, but I wanted to fly so I just flew the pattern which is you just take. It

either bang right or left my new flight. are down the runway Being a right or left, and then you just come in low approaches, do that like an hour, it's fund because it? Actually The latest you working on most of your skills, taking off landing hovering. The speed you're supposed to be at the altitude you're supposed to be at all. Then all it was a little bit rusty, so's really fun to to do that, and then Fine, too, when I went into land as what I was for I was a sort of a unique helicopter newer. One So there was some guy on the ground stand and extra. His helicopter news filming me. Filming me as I'm coming in and then there's a spade tat were I'm learning it on his image. into helicopters, his and then another helicopter, where there are already run up the engine in disguise,

We may just as he likes the helicopter after and everybody's into what people are flying around like a k, toe, pay attention to the guy film and you're gonna set it on a fuckin pad and it was and I find it was our guide. This is like David Letterman sit right there now, just block it out, blocked at out go out. Do you fuckin jokes, gotta use those. so said I was able to do the best job, but I was able to set it down. You know I act like a catch. It was kind of a born. I was acting like it was a strike us a little bit over to the left that wasn't too pleased with it, but it was good enough. It was great and I got I looked at. I said I fucking hate myself and I said no. I got down with that shit to send it and hate myself so then I told the thing back to the anger.

This little ponder for wheeler and I was like you know, a fuck. This man there's nobody around majestic nobody around. So I just fucking close a hanger. I just cruised around the airport on that for will run it through the gears have just having a fucking great time. Thinking about how us my life is and who knew who knew that night? I was gonna, go out to go to a cigar bar and watch that game. Seven just had a fucking great day, so I don't. I was this weird few guys may be unhappy. I'm so I gave it to you. I'm still gonna be a fuckin lunatic onstage, because I didn't set at the comedy store Thursday night at the two of em and oh, my god of seven a guitar. I was having a great for content,

and I d I haven't gotten into cause a short sets. I mean and gotten into what the fuck I want to talk about in this hour and wherever this is gonna be. So once again, I am really excited about this vague escape coming up doing some tuneup shows around allay that will be announced soon. What I'm doing full sets a right for contact, karate, comedy I'll, be doing around town and work in the shit out, and I don't know what it's gonna be. a figure it out. So when I get those states, I will let you know our right and what that lets read some of the retiring here of butter, Bob Bob me on these. These smoking fuckin stick doo, Doo, doo doo me ideas. Beyond these, you got to me free agents, you guys are decks. I wrote for the other I team. Even

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one of those moments. I was watching my way, fed on the car dash its I've just quit tapped out. Unlike the fuckin May police. Ok, I'm not three games to one. I find you said you know what I'm not that I don't give a fuck I'd like my summer vacation. It begin now by just having not thinking and just let you just roll over me said how much in the fucking car dashes I get time. Some, the fuckin american Psycho Look Endued Scott Perceval. I gotta respect that man's drinking game. He get shit faced with one of the tradition, brother. They were fuckin, pounded, pounding drinks and he got absolutely hammered and he just went off the fuckin rails, and was due in, like a stand, upset shit faced just trashing, everybody trashing this woman, a swede Acta. Look at my cock! Look at his cock. He was out of his wearing a rope he was out of his fucking. Mind was tremendous tremendous until until he was shit faced that night,

and he was telling this old waiter to shut the fuck up and took a hundred dollar bill and stuffed into his mouth and the The waiter didn't swing on him. He didn't say anything. You know he's a fucking work in the car dashing vip thing is work and his Tipp he's probably think that I got two million thinking. I got too much the loose and that's the moment. The people who have nothing to fuckin loom do not have I should have said they could have a segment going and I should have said that I should have done that rights fucking guy. So I really had a ton of empathy for decades. Boston his ass in a fucking drug ass, all dino belittled on the second, I thought I was like. I know exactly what that feels like that. I get that money stuffed in his fucking mouth. I know exactly what is going on. I should it. Why did I fucking punch him? It's gonna make em hate himself. but we ve all been, which is the purpose of this fuckin. Second things I should have said, never want a Billy bagpipe like that. That's a new one,

listen to the recent podcast and thought about But of the worse things, Ever blurted out, that's that's that should be things I shouldn't have said: he's you guys. Like me, you don't even listen I'm alright I'll read it anyway. It was kind of funny years later, but still pretty stupid. I was in high school in the early too thousand. I was heavily bullied one day. during math class. That announcement was made that everyone from my Jim Class head report to electoral hall. I had idea. Why and later found out was because someone stole money as I, up to leave my math class report to my lecture hall by annoying The class started asking why and making jokes at my expense. I got sick of it and said we are bombed the school boy I was pull out my next class after me.

If by a social work, she started asking me about my own life, our God doubt your parents, swap because of what I said. I explained that I was joking, but she said it was a big deal and she would have to talk to my mama was picking me up. I said, crying guide and then you cried on top of these if they, these are the stories that all great men have This is what we're all running from these moments. It's what we're compensating for you started crying. I been there because I was afraid of being grounded. I was in fact for a month, which is plenty of time to learn how to build a bomb. What he apparent stick the next day, my prince. you told me I would either get three days in school suspension or five days out, I goes out. I like that

like that decision. A year ago they go here. I was not getting expulsion Harry because I had no pat path behavior issues he was also like. I also don't have a fucking. You know look under MIKE. Every time I started up and change my routine, how I go home, that's what the principles thick. If I say this now, I probably would have been expelled deftly do now. Recommend saying the bee word in a public place for any reason. catch. You in a city near me soon, ok, people! This is like things I should have said, but if you want to things I shouldn't have said. We can do that segment. Two armies. I don't give a fuck much of the car dash it's. I don't give a shit. any more of my bed completely sold up their number two dear Billy, each too much cake, bitch, Tits Bur. I was just enough too long to be funny, but you know just enough detail to be made, I hate I am twenty eight year old mail, Twenty eight years old was the last time I had apps

I'll tell you right where I lost him. I went to their Carney hot dog, fuckin, train car. and I went in There- some Ngos have you ever tried. Chile, cheese, fries, and I said no. I have not- and I ate those fuckin thing in my belly- Lisbon Distended ever since, but they were delicious speaking which I went back there, the yacht yesterday or two days ago. because I was hungry. I needed something, quick in what's better than a hot dog, quick ripe and they had the. The red Baron, all freckles fiery red freckles got the red Baron, was absolutely delicious. I got one, it was perfect and shot out to them, though it anyway I am a twenty year old mail and I have a what I should have said story a few years back. I worked with the girl and because of the laws, proximity and harness we started dating both our jobs conveniently started.

Ending at the same time. So we were both looking for jobs any similar time as well. I found a job pretty quickly while she went through interviews. Finally, after a few months found a pretty awesome job in the higher you're good for her right well, did I know she would turn into a total cunt, because power is psychopath. Mixed, like coke and bows is she's mean a new guy at the job on gas, Well, we traded stories about our new job and she constantly one up me Shiva would bring about how she was making more money right to my face. Got there we go. That's it, that's a great one is what feminist would say. Well, you should be stronger now should be tried. Well, if a guy was making more money than you and through you face, would you enjoy that fact?

are you said, Harry Leg, fuckin person because I one day as a relationship was ending and I was finding self respecting We were riding in the car and she was being country as usual. She blurted out. I always tell my coworkers that if they ever need me, my door is always open. Now now, time. I didn't really respond because I still wanted to banger, but this made me lose it on the inside literally assumes she got out of the car that of earshot. I said to myself: well Bitch, you work in a fucking cubicle, so you don't have my The choice. it was just the last straw and a series of ridiculous bragging from her anyway. I think about that. Least, once a month, I kind of want to call her just to say it, but fuck it water on the bridge. I guess,

yeah dude it's? It is at any rate a great line. Two may do if you did That right, then and then broke up with their on top of that. There's a reason why there happens in movies cause. It's Ok, it's not real. Two fuckin be able to do that in real time. I'm a one time I was on this. They had told his story before. That's all my stories at this point when you do have podcast solo for the better part of fuckin two decades. I did this this trip with me my brother, my grandmother at the time I know where we were great grandkids. Ok, she was a long time. We sit here. We're gonna go see the southwest weren't. You along with this right. So should we take it all a tourist sites during the day and night me my brother go on get ripped, you know we had a great fuckin time. So anyway will be broader,

Grand Canyon are all of that shit. So one point we wanted to some fuckin restaurant somewhere around the grand we went in there and there was some fuckin waitress and she fuckin hated a job and she was be. It was self my looked back to Now it was almost like it s an l character. just go and like she's I can I help you. Would you like anything to drink but used to us like that right? So finally came around me and I just go yeah. Can I get two eggs over easy? became known, ass, toast she gets what kind of toast and I go white toast right and it got real fucking quiet and she glare me, then I glared it for half a second and then I looked away because like gonna be all right, fuck it I'd bitched up, I looked away blood.

When she left. I remember my grandmother was very proud of you know the old Fuckin Guenaud lived through the depression, grip grab my hand. I know that too much because now there her attitude is terrible, around a children's terrible because I was, she came up the time of the customers always right. Well, I'm glad you man. I kept my honour the whole time when she was making. My toes makes your shoe fuckin spit on it, but that's a closer together came in and in real before became like a comedian And I could do it on stage just because that's what you have to do. I learned to do. but still off stage. I still give. I still don't do it. I still don't. Do it I can definitely like you know, do a tirade of F bombs.

you know and then make what other, where it, whatever the other person jested pale in comparison to what the fuck I just said, I'm not talking about not being able I've. I've done that you're, not because at this time I can't even say what the fuck I said. but I see this guy. I want to tell the story at some point. I was gonna tell a story, but I have to tell it to someone who's gay. What I said this guy crosswalk though they always ran over, because I didn't see him and I try to apologize to many wouldn't have it, but I'll tell it stores Sunday number three, eight Billy see, Billy see through tits, Jesus Christ, I love keep fat shaven me. I'm on my way, already drop fuck away when she stopped eating cake in only drink, a smoother just fuck and eager for walks melt away,

I thought I'd chime in on the passiveaggressive cunt segment you got going on here a few years ago. I got out of the Navy and went a bar in my home town. I hadn't been to it in years. It was full of people, the high school with it for the most part I Pretty warm welcome over one guy, wasn't so happy to see the attention I was getting. There's always that guy he was there. its kid at my school who never made it out about tat. Oh, that's a tale. That's his fucking long as you're fucking know what they're right short of the long. He said The next to me loudly says so exactly did you do over their refer to my time in the Navy, I replied with a short job description. He replied with, so nothing that important. He smiled and looked around at the other people sitting at the bar in my dream.

happiness to be home with friends and family. I didn't catch the slight until days later. The thoughts I have about that are criminal, and luckily things happen. The way they did thanks. Marchesa go fuck yourself, I know dude, you just carry that you just carry that? I know what what do you wish? You would have said that guy also nothing that important yeah I'm here. I was inspired by what you ve been doing with your life or some answer that. Thanks to what do you say to that guy, I think you gotta go Clint Eastwood, just fucking knock em out right of said, nothing that important I can give you any my old school reports responses cause all those words you can't say anymore, I get cancelled

That's the way it is that is the way it is our right. So here we go The Montreal Canadians, you know it's kind of honey, though you know, when you really think about it, that macho can ease have been around his lungs. They haven't. Vegas is a new team, but they have so stably themselves, you gotta give it up to the biggest nice how much they establish themselves so quickly go into the any, shall finals absolutely cup finals that, whatever their first year was a couple to three years ago. was that against the capital, someone who say yes, it was twenty a tape.

We will see we will see what happens, but I was like everybody ask on. This. Is gonna be Vegas attempt in the final and all of a sudden, it's looking knife is gonna, be the Islanders and Canadians way back in the fuckin date that the people that ended, then the Canadians could avenge the fact that the Islanders ended there almost decade, long dominance of the nature, while they sought to share the dominance with temper tamper with Tehran off until nineteen sixty seven arcas, I'm all alone in the house right now, and I'm starting a babel. You know beyond what I usually do here in the pot gas

so I came up a little but short, it's only fifty four minutes, but you know what god dammit. It is fuckin. It is fathers day african, I'll, tough, it I'll do another fact. Five minutes for you aren't you want here. The music governs I've been plain for my kid, so the planet can Kingston Trio had some Glenn Campbell this. This Sancho, until on my mind, and I kind of got into the song cause. I saw him please visit if you go on Youtube when you watch him play at life and you see Willie Nelson and all these guys, you sit there watching and plan. It's fuckin amazing like, but. The fucking lyrics, it's a really sad song to the point. Unlike is this: like is this just me, or is this song really fuck and sad and scan about this guy

who has this chick tat? He really loves. You know but he's always away and he's not near her, but she said when he thinks of her she's a gentle on his mind, which means he loves her, so the whole fuckin song, unlike what the fuck you go and all around everywhere weren't you go home there, so I was making me sad and I realize, like I wait a minute. This is what the fuck I did zau. I fucked up a bunch of relationships. This is how, like I, you know what this have fucked up. I was as a kid There was a girl that I liked, rather than go it over and say hello and asking her out. I just started fantasizing about me playing the Electric Qatar Fuckin Munich, Anyone or I don't know what fucking. Running into a house fire. I would just have these hero fantasies right.

and even in the hero fantasy. I never talk to her. She just saw me do what I did and then that was it. I was a fucking mess, so. I'm just sitting there. Reading the lyrics Allison, wrong. Sort. This out While dreams of the everyday housewife, which If you want to know why the women's movement ever happened, just read those fucking lyrics Jesus Christ, second tribute to the woman. It just gives up everything that she ever had, and now she's old and she's. Looking at old pictures ever when guys, I'm interested in or another, not now she's, just a wrinkled housewife and she gave it all, For me, in my dreams I mean that this is a general budget. Dick is, I am, I acknowledge I don't understand where all this fuckin shit from them, This is coming from Algae bell. Thank you for extending the olive branch. Freckled can't you're welcome

by his gentle. On my mind me somebody said fuckin lyrics its when that your door is always open and your path is free to walk that makes tend to leave my sleeping bag rolled up and stash behind your couch. So much I got he settled down in its new when I'm not shackled by forgot words and bonds and the today's that have dried upon some lines that keep you in the back roads by the rivers of my memory and keep you ever. Gentle on my mind, so Michael wait! What the fuck, the back roads of your memory. The back roads and by the rivers of your memory that she's in your past. So I feel bad for this guy It's like we'll stop fuckin running around like a goddamn idiot now, why don't you go to this parliament?

and you know why, because he can't doesn't love. so, instead he's when I walk around so railroad track. And find that your movement on, though this fucking, I you know, railroad tracks where Elsie. and still might run in silence tears of joy, might stay in my face. These monies hammered thinking about. She loves, her mumble and Saying all this shit should have said the hermit. Now we say the next to some Fuckin holborn, a campfire and the summer Sun might burn me till I'm blind, but not to wear cannot see walking on the back roads by the rivers flow and gentle. On my mind, Jesus Christ. In these songs, will continue to be written until its acceptable for and to acknowledge that crying is actually a viable fuckin emotion that use

was to use as opposed to fuck and push it down and go and pay a context sport. You know. Fuck, you know we are now. Agnes Shit out of some fuckin weaker kid who then stands up and makes a bomb threat of working class sorry saw connected. but anyway the songs, culture jet. The law my mind by Glenn Campbell, you should check it out and I feel, however, that life- you know it's never too late to turn around. Maybe you could go cheer up there, I can waitress in Arizona that I had thirty fuckin yelling at me. Up with ninety seconds ago, like Milwaukee bucks here, you guys didn't think I was gonna, pull out a full, our well guess what I did. That's it that's the Monday morning, podcast go fuck yourself and I will check it on you:

Ah, what is what is the day after Wednesday? Sorry gonna make it our it's Thursday bam. I did an hour now right, happy fathers day, everybody Elsie.