hey what's goin on its bill bur and it's time for the monday morning podcast four june twenty four two thousand and ninety what's goin on how what's up house everybody darwin you have a nice weak well that's good that's good be a fuckin melancholy moot really of some bullshit going on you know she get older things happen people that you love and fuck it sucks so what tat we're gonna plows with that can apply drove we're gonna ploughed through we're gonna bring the comedy through the pain no miss jokes to train its billy and he's got on his clown make up to this i didn't realize the fuckin shit i was

stir up telling that funny story about the club it didn't put me on and then everybody started going i get out i close i got tired they do some things that are not exactly things that you might wanna be doing to people said i'm kind of i didn't go up there but anyway i've been working i've been working my new fuckin twenty five thirty minutes got since i did the special not saying it's good not saying it's it's deserves to be listened to by human ears but they have to possess just tell the games played so i went up they help us i was at the opposite on this day the comedy clubs now cause i'm gonna get anybody in trouble but i was on stage and you know the usual shit that happens now when you do a fuckin comedy show is everybody's happened

great time and then a younger white woman all of a sudden has asked if i could be offended by something right so i was joking that being so the lower bald i'm doing my and all of a sudden this woman starts bitching about something the classic there she is the young white woman doesn't like job the house showed us to stop and she goes on why'd you know lights were in my eyes i will you look white again even see ago what are you she's like i'm asian instead it with a real attitude i go wild jesus fucking relax so back like your special there's like six billion are you sidney talking about yourself like you fuckin albino alligator someone must make a bag of dirt credit you after ass of nine all that was taken out of context when on a comedy club you listening to this at home or maybe it work it maybe they offended you and you need it

tat something was fucking funny she was cooled off thank god jineta being cool but i tried out all my new shit and i asked really was down in the village afterwards and at work this abortion angle and i got pro choice people i got him to give me an applause brake on something that was not pro choice on the fuckin issue made me feel great and is tat it was like the perfect night and adversely you bobby kelly were there and we were all mike i gotta tell this fuckin story so verse he gets a i got box a fuckin cuban cigars as did i we both body of ours gus our shit he doesn't even know the shit he's gonna know now he got his his box a cuban cigars anything sentence

pictures going what do you want you want all cubans or do you want this mix of cuban cigars right tom aquatic the mixture no i'll take the whole smorgasbord right so percy adversity another same guy you know somebody vice he pitied spoke up and centres in which you know he didn't have us on the same like text chain so neither one of us are we gonna do it i got up i got the variety box i got you get up themselves so we go jack great saw me do not accelerate nigger i cubans whirl excited right i go down i do a couple to three sets i have a great said first a fucking murder chaired by the waivers he's gonna be laugh boston this weekend please go out see this guy man ok look in disguise the ring deal and like he has turned a fuckin corner and he is not the same comic he headlines city is one he's open it for me

there's a whole other level that he goes to just because he has the time to really work ideas and i'm so thrilled for him watching you know i there's nothing i enjoy better than seeing a comic you know all the sudden they get like growth they turned the corner and all that you know inspires you two fucking trying push yourself than yadda yadda yadda knowledge right so anyway so we can all have also missing we sit in the park bobby cows got jesus christ i had to go and after jessica curse and outside our man that's a tough that's a rough when you go yeah he goes she can like her she goes to she's like three comics and once you could do voices and i even i jumped alright i go she can big she can just be standing there she's got like every tool in the falcon toolbox and by the way oh what a coincidence all things comedy produced

her upcoming special along with ian edwards another be so that was just a great night so we're upstairs if the seller about ready to go over there and bobby's into cigars too and we have to understand about bobby kelly is bobby when bobby gets into shit them one tom cruise was talking about side college was like i fucking get into shit enough which is the reference we used on at least with family went when the reynolds go i get in this shit that was a run nod to him flying helicopters whatever tom cruise does you know as a start to be done next thing you know they d take them to the side of a fuckin seven forty seven that mean lunatic but in a good way kid your ear you get to enjoy what the fuck they do right and was i say so bob

in the same way right he gets into shit he fucking gets into should so he got into cigars i am in the cigars but like i'm not like one of these fuckin people like you know i'm not like a connoisseur you know i know about some cigars but like anyone you out there could educate me on this is a connecticut leaf and all of that those guys in the light of and they like unto itself hints of chile pepper with it with some chocolate of chocolate after tasted it's fucking drives me up the walk because first of all i know what the fuck they're going to say before they lightly laid it they already took it and it's like their light yet in their already hearing feeling hints of this in his about like did this fuckin five stars chef the fuck out of here i u cigar i've ever

more as allies lighting and it was like all my god was any cuban cigars i've ever smoke that was actually real so anyway we're at the seller and first second got cubans and bobby so he got you bonjour or maybe i was excited so bobby's just sitting there right like the fuckin donna cigars he said you know like when that guy good fellas and he has a problem with this restaurant pieces so i will only get what i want and i were the rational been right so the version bobby just goes let me say in so far as it gives them the box he glances at the cigars and immediately it puts it puts on his glasses a lifesaver please look at on the side of the box he's not looking at the cigars i am mainly knew what he was gonna do like our now my fair that he put on his glasses

that i swear to god look like the windshield on a fuckin motors schoolroom east lens giant fucking glasses and that was not in a little room was not enough then took the flashlight on his phone sit on the serial number and ass he was doing in my head unlike don't do this bobby please don't ruin the night before it begins and he looks at me just images puts the box down shuts up the light takes up his glasses and looks at percy discos these a fake the verses go like now no that's not it s not a fake it goes every cuban cigars that come with the serial number bobby knew what the syrian emma was and is like these are fake ok so i'm fucking die and levin further vertices like impervious he's like santa claus dynamic what you need to know about paul big poverties heart is he every

here no matter what the next do he still has hope next season p its first version is christmas the whole fucking year around right so percy shoulders literally like slump when we go to another we got what are we gonna get sammy walking out and i just took a bike up why would you do that he say what do they gave you figured out tat the topical that's not how you do it and he starts laughing this is what you showed that you should realise they were fake about what you do is just a small can tell him that their good and then in a couple weeks show up you know too ghosts with the guy see by the way you know those cuban cigars yet a few weeks ago and he goes yeah go by the way they will those weren't real they were fake and then you pull out and go but here is a real one ok and then you educate on the serial number on all that supply because i'd verona fair enough

and then further yet do it i don't think these are fake he starts it back up again forever the hopeful nick fan he starts at best up again and at that point to our i pull not and i now i gotta turn my back on you boss or vienna gets on my back i tried to fork and stick up for the moment and it's over so then we ended up but we want to go to that part right across the street from jos pizza one yet the energy remodels amazing special if you ever watched so that that point we're all just laughing and i was like by which one do you want do you want the foe heaver or the fight against obesity using the cuban but saying for fake and we will all just laughed but they actually smoke good and they didn't taste that bad and then a bodyguard did up shown up we had like the fucking best sitting there smoking a cigar looking at the ridiculous long line over a jos waiting for it to get smaller

that we were going to go over there and get a slice of peace and i wasn't gonna get a slice because i've been eaten too many and i gotta keep my girlish figure here for the for the motion picture right i don't want my fucking and i want my fuckin second trimester alabaster belly taken away from the true star the show which is my mustache so we just sat there the whole day that we just started talking about how much money do you think josie mae gated fuckin you know dad always want to open a pizza parlor verde want open a pizza parlor knowledge and we just sat issued in the shit i came and like music monasteries classic great cigar where was just like great cigar hang i should say before bobby causing data waiting gray gave a fake id

compensation in the pocket a serial number on it there was a real there was a real conversation we just that we talk comedy that's what were we were talking about a sector bobby was talking about having to follow jessica and cannot just had like the greatest the greatest fucking night and i don't know that's why you know is much is a good time as i had drinking boost for all those years i can kind of walk away from that because you know this enemy variation obviously involved with boozing even if you just have a couple and a lot of great conversation is lost but was to go out but even then i got i gotta go easy on the cigars and consult talk is make me want to smoke on right now but i will tell you last night

out and i did big jays skanky fast i never university money is i never really put that then what that word means but i never because it puts fast at the end of it like you can call something foxes and when i showed up in there was an orgy there i would still be surprised like most once fast is at the end of it that that the prefixes no law as a single word anymore it's just the beginning of it and a dozen does even autonomy and i must say that there was a budgets gangster but it was just it reminded me the energy was like one he used to do those albeit anthony live events where it was crazy maniacal fair with ridiculously awesome loyalty it was slightly scary

so we went up there we play we did the goddamn comedy jim are you by the time i went up their josh eta myers look like somebody had thrown him in an open above ground pool with his clothes on he was absolutely drenched so i've never see all these people hardest work a man in show business i never saw anybody sweat like that he was absolutely salt is shorts is short his hair the whole fuckin thing he looked like a fuckin i study looks like someone just throw him in a fucking pool

we went up there and i haven't had a lot of time to play on a kid because that i mentioned i'm doing a movie five fifty times in this fuckin thing a right that we get it for once you're working as an actor but i did i went out and i bought a practice pad and i've been working on my hands trying to remember some shit davy list each taught me and i'm just doing that i think i played the best up i've played i'm still saint emma jane it was good but wasn't nervous or anything so coarse i'd be played you do better a few you weren't nor sport i get to play kick start my heart with all the teen idle sensation from the albeit anthony program giotto rosa came back out instead kick start my heart they didn't dawned on me till afterwards when i left i was like wait a minute i finally get to jam with fuckin jonah rosa

do the crowd was fuckin insane they were fuck it the latter have you seen some of the the cliffs from it but like bobby kelly crowd served at is but a podcast bobby these cubans are real kelly anyway and then we played pan terror broken a k a downtown company club downtown com i declare of which we don't you broken anymore now just cause you wanna do downtown downtown and they roses is gonna sing kickstart my heart and it was like it was fuckin us i could barely here the guitar in the base but i was just at home in the sun along so you know there was a couple of minors

rex in there that were my fault but i think overall i was on i actually played a pretty good so i was very excited about that so then i gotta run out of their cause there was no place to hang out i mean it was like it was a fucking free for all in the greatest sense i think every but there s just walked in and had a backstage pass i wanted the green room there was like four hundred fuckin people in their it felt like an odyssey was probably like i don't upwards of thirty people in a room that come simply what i held seven so now is the only part trying to figure out a place where i could stand in kind of think about other song so i didn't blowing and the gods see some of our bread bans stand up show downstairs who the fuck that i see josh went up and did it says tony this pony i got to see him they had a great bit about transgendered athletes

i think that that was it so anyway afterwards in his pocket venue by the white jesus christ i mean you could have shot a horror movie in this place out of the seventies and literally nothing had been changed and we were in the sober green when we finally found went downstairs evokes hilarious we walked in there was one person there so we want in there and they had these deep round rounded like leather sort of cheap ass looking minimalist chair and like these literally look like there from the set of like me tyler moors apartment but anyway we will end up having a great time so i'd i do i do the show right play kickstart downtown i'm a club right and they had a great fucking time i get off stage and i'm gonna overwrite and i go outside and is this

lime green taxi sitting there is if i had already called it unlike what a fuckin perfect night you know i gotta do big jays fuckin festival fuck and jam with showed rosa i don't fuck up the songs to bad everything goes great and his cabinet for me i said he i owe you on these these i guess right and i gotta get in way to go in and i was like i'm going to a first and third he's like eighty verse third i go yet manhattan he's like manhattan yeah manhattan one in three i go yes manhattan my god new york city empire state building if i can make it their right and then a thick and like all my god we're in brooklyn he doesn't want to go all the way out there he's alive green cab he's gonna have to drive back empty so

just fucking say the guy do not want to go we now know though do you want to go midtown tunnel you other though williamsburg bridge like whatever you think is faster you are go midtown williamsburg the whichever eighty one and three and i just got to go fuck yourself and i got out i can i can i knew what he was doing but i had commanded the fact that in a second language he still knew how to play dumb so we can get what the fuck he wanted it with such passiveaggressive here but i have two comments that it did work then he had the audacity as i'm standing there across the eu waiting for my over he was he was outside if his car leaning on his card just looking at me like like the guy that twenty

what kills in a western here i mean like you i mean you can just tell like this guy she's gonna be a dick i mean maybe was mad at me but i didn't overreact because i want to get out of his case but i was way now at the word and he didn't do it you just let me get up fuckin cocksucker by the way my temper is back in full force because i've not fucking gone to therapy and being able to talk about my in the big thing it's been helped me about the therapy is i'm always thinking of my head like well if i talk about this then i have to go in and talk to her and say that i failed this week now i don't have that i don't have the parameters so i got it i got it i gotta get it back under control does make for great stories you in the park yesterday much that's fucking gets it like at times it they one and three issues your entire country is better math than some of our best

it's over here ok we got a couple of aging asian free agents but d gently white people you crush us in math you know what the fuck i'm talking about so anyway i got a couple of days off here and now i gotta go to a barber and get this fuckin mustache trims because it is like gonna be hanging down below my bottom left here and i'm like i can't everything gets in i don't how to fight the level of commitment to have one of these fuckin hipster fuckin sam elliot moustaches is its destiny it's not unaware unc billy dal aspires club here is she has had it so i got you know i think i wrap the second week in august and i'm gonna clear with the director and be like i do i'm gonna go home and shave this awful we course because again take me

no sixty seven weighs two brothers fucker again here i want to go back to being billy red face i met that guy the remedy watch the f one race by actually cod caught it and i watched it in spanish and even in spanish i knew the fuckin race was over the second louis hamilton meme you know what is thy states a race to the first turn then i say i couldn't believe that that louis hamilton had won the pole and they'll terry botox was in second place it's unbelievable i mean i thought the other ninety weeks in a row that they seem to have done that was the fluke do level a driver of louis hamilton in the level of car that he's in anything position and he gets the first turn i can tell you this like there's no point watching the rest in the fuckin race how it's you how they even like televised the race

they're not even show and louis hamilton there are even showing a guy in first place they spend the whole re showing like fuckin third fourth and fifth those people jockeying for position that's where the racing is but it's still unclear double sport but i gotta tell ya like david need to there's gonna have to be some sunday after do something right this there's gotta be the sums gotta give here where like you know in hockey they got rid of the red line seek it at a stretch pass to sum up it that fuckin you know trap defence which now can be can you be attractive fence while their running your goal tender and fuckin cross checking unit teeth like this piece of shit saint louis blues

its gradual gonna come out because i want to be classy when they want filthy filthy faculty but you know bruins have had filthy teams that's how i am making my peace with it but it just kills me we should run their fucking me her goddamn gold tender which by the way now that you ve had your parade because i want a rain on your parade now that is gonna do that fuckin horseshit girls but more games whenever you reflect an rookie you could get me that that fuckin guy if we scored the first one and goal the guy let up in goals into games it was pulled out a one game everybody fuckin relax eager met

castle situation he gets traded hockey equivalent of the chiefs ten years ago and that guy's a fuckin steve i haven't said that congratulations on your cup the fuck was his goals against ten goals into fucking jesus fucking christ and the just sit there ball wash the guy as a result of it i thought it was the fuck going ahead in front of a fuckin taken runs its people and boarding everybody thought it was that call me crazy anyways where am i was reached some advertising here all right elbow good news in better news here i was actually home phasing out as a sort of alluded to

my friends is gravely ill and you know that's never fun but i did go back and i met up with a bunch of my high school buddies who i still been in touch with thirty some odd years and we we hung out all talking about the hang over of when the any channel in the nba play us and because of such high they were girls watch a baseball game is born gonna put an art settlement settling it's fucking great great fucking game right and we happen to watch that red sox game where you down ford enough against the blue we came back and one seventy five and ten innings ended up being a great game

talking about the old days and all that shit and i read the next day in the boston sports page which i never get to read anymore i think i have a subscription to both the globe in the herald i just don't i can't run my password they were talking about our coach was cora i'm so not a baseball guyana our managers decision i guess we brought a pitcher any we walked somebody to get to a guy who was for four for the night and everyone was scratching their heads but the picture we had was the guy had gone over three lifetime against them so everybody thought that he walked and because

the four four guy had never got a hit on a pitcher and peace in our manager was like that's not why i did i did it because he was for four and it's almost you know it's really difficult to go five four five so he was betting on the fact that this guy got foreheads but there's no way he's gettin five i never heard anybody do the math like that baseball and somehow it worked out so we're not playing the greatest baseball and the yankees are absolutely on war on fire and now there and they wanted to play with their best guy so i'm just gonna be keeping that is as i keep mentioning the yankees wanted to shear who they gotta go to chance as anybody like i said they will keep today they will have one at least one world series in nine of the last ten decades not yet the unbelievable that's on

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dawned on me i was just like that's just sort of like the scam with cardio equipment is that once people buy something there so fuckin expensive it's like there can you know my mother but a fuckin nordic track in the late eighties she still using it still works up sweat and all that shit right you got it for my daddy never fucking used it and she uses it right so the thing about that game is is in order to get people to buy again you have to u have to somehow come up with some sort of device that is its nothing more calories in a shorter amount of time are right and the thing about that is it is it just says answer your age to your weight

what else is something else i mean what the fuck it is and then it just says al you burn this many calories it's like don't you need more information that i don't have a fucking science background obviously i'm not a personal trainer barbarously hey right but i should like what are you what the fuck you do and i think they just fudged the fucking numbers to drive the market so i just looked up i just looked up cardio machines scam and i found this fuckin article first what first what was funny most of them were trying to sell you cardio equipment and this the call that end up reading this guy was breaking down all the ways why those things are ditches they're not accurate because it's basically like if some if i was it on a cardio machine in the shape that i'm in a work out at a certain level like it's it's gonna

challenging to my body type right if someone else of like the exact same whatever proportions ask me who one paper we are the same but they have more like ass dna or whatever and they barely break a sweat they're going to say that they i can burn the shaping like everybody's like different you need you need so much more fuckin information i really just feel like the whole fuckin thing is a scam seeing cardio machines are bad i'm just saying by one and if it still fuckin works don't its socket into buying something else i wrote a whole article just on elliptical machine saint is the most useless thing that's the one that i use and he would say their absolutely fucking useless because at least stairmaster is something you apply in real life walkin upstairs are going up a fuckin hill

a rowing machine you know for when you take care of the elderly have fuck the loving life around awakened and over the fuck rose anymore you're escaping alcatraz you know and you made a fuckin digging out of can parapets in some shots at you tied together what asked but like yet political liking lest i gonna want or what you get cross country ski i have enough what can i do what the point of any of that was on the point was my body you gotta get on this thing of birds way more calories and i'm just you know being pessimistic son of a bitch is isn't the greatest thing in life but like it does prevent you from going out in fallen for shit like that it's like how do they know how the fuck do they know what the fuck your burning you just tell him your age in your way they don't know how much of that is fat how much of that is muscle you doctor say how tall you're on most of all right do you get a little fat fuck and then tell skinny guy i'm trying to say that they burn the same calories you know the facts

almost dian animals watch over there is barely breakin it's what tat lets pilots do some of the reeds here for that we come at a time of idea i don't like about this new how can one is difficult to figure that out women it's ok we'll be and bela thorn from a lady we are at last week i was talking about whipping response to this at this level who would send some naked photos to a boyfriend and they want cloud some ass oh god i'm in the tried to blackmailer and they will be used to cycle what the fuck you do that for you famous and i was like that's exactly what my mother would set a billy bald cunt this is from a lady i love when the ladys right in the thing about what would be said that i think thorn realises she made a mistake we'll be just jumping in like hey dumb ass that was dumb

i'm older and smile i am older than you throwing those shade our way and small then you you shouldn't a ban so is unhelpful that's not what she said that's not what she said she goes if i went swimming and lost a foot to a shark you know that's a great comparison i think that you know uploading naked photos of yourself that somebody black man you look fucking great by the way i didn't see him like i saw joy bay harm was goin legislative body like that i'd fucking be classroom around the subway i love joined by the way i get to work with the crash of fuckin hilarious she goes if i went swimming unless a foot to a shark in the pyramid just comes up and says hey fuck head he should have known sharks are in the ocean i'm not going to check if you're all right i need you to know you're an idiot i fucking

i made a mistake you don't need a publicly chastised me i write that debt that right there first of all what you're saying what he said she didn't say and then this this comment harrison is not the same thing ok a paramedics job is to come see you if you're bleeding is to stop the bleeding to get you to the doctors the hospital you still alive that's his job will be is not to make this person feel better ok and she didn't say hey dumb ass that was dumb older and smarter than you you should be so damn that's not what she said okay and that the thing about you fuckin people about people in general is you know when you fuck up and if somebody doesn't hold your feet to the fire speaking of feet you gonna learn anything if people are just

instantly coddling you all right you don't learn anything and then secondly this is a famous person famous people are not people they are just thing that people use to get through ten minutes of their food can day on a radio show or a fuckin blog that they don't feel like doing that day so part being in the public eye is getting trashed are right at the fucking pathetic level then i'm at all right i literally i stopped reading comments on social media years ago because it literally like eighty percent negative that's basically what happens all right but what i mean about what would be said was it was old school parenting aright yeah you fucked up just cause you fucked up doesn't mean you just

of a hug and somebody cries on your shoulder on that same that you don't deserve that ok but somebody also needs to like you know if you just like all my god this happened another victim and somehow just goes yeah that's so terrible oh god i hope you're ok like what did you learn d jump shot at the end of the game when there was a guy and anything amidst the fuckin shot and everybody booze and then you're in the locker room prying is the coach not supposed to bring up that there was a guy open underneath then at away higher percentage of a shot next time you get into that fuckin situation you know i was this what she didn't do in the end was what a great coach would do as after he gave his ship

i cannot be would then bill don't worry we'll get him next time above above all right i will view that she didn't do that but it was refreshing to have somebody like hold somebody fuck i'm responsible for their fuck and actions i mean it was a little ridiculous that you're just gonna fuckin that you're gonna do something like that i know she is younger i don't fuck i don't i don't know but i mean i don't i'm i'm really say whoopi was right all i know is it did made me miss my mom well what you do that for you idiot shows it to do that but that's what you get climate to train i mean you gotta hang on saturday dear billy when we ethics

greetings from rome ah what am i go over the great trips overtook you're constantly emphasising the today and saturday with abbas inaction is that from something or is it just how boston drunks talk when their boston level i think i love your music choices will that's andrew that's not me andrew makes the music choices hey gonna come over there on its inexact it's an exaggeration of saturday there's some jose sadie that's what it is launched come over here we'll figure it out you know it's really a harder boston accent so me in my book being living and allay and missing the boston accent exaggerates the point

came both my goal is sadie my mother law came over these past sad aims did she was in real form that's where it comes from this comes from while a really good comes from you have been there and then also watching steve sweeney making fun of the boston exe and when all of us comics boss a sea seen all up and lay at the same time that was you know it was you i was fucking culture shocked to go from boss and all we ought to allay is just so fuck indifferent both great citys blood both of em but we were young and we just you know we didn't know anything our whole lives were spent in massachusetts new hampshire main all of these guys removed out therewith roughly the same time so the way we dealt with a homes being second we hung out with each other

as we were starting to whose are boston accents like as much as i still have one that it's not tonight remotely what it used to be able very soft boston accent if you can believe that some of be like going here would just say something like that would be like the idea that guy wash my carded aim above i wash you what can they be like car why any girl can it as we disagreed always like we heard somebody pronounced and are we were just why we would do that was fuckin stupid but i remember one of them is less i ever had when i was out there and ellie we would do in time in this now found the allay can have a re outcome and what the fuck are we called it was his way out in the valley this fuckin comedy club it was in this strip

i forget what was called but we were out there and bob molly was on stage talking about moving across the country with his wife and you tell a story like there was like a people there and like seven ever more comedians it was ridiculous it was like nobody there and he was standing there and he's gonna won't we moved across country because we took a fuckin any jumped up in the air chopped up there landed in the squire position he goes we took a fuckin right near the writer truck it was just so silly ridiculous and we also frustrate that we work in good stage time a lot of us thinking what the fuck redundant we just allow laughing right that's funny like he did that well over two two years ago and i never forgot it into this day when i drive down the street i see then i yellow anymore because a fucking idiot the world trade i believe is switching to white

whenever i see one i always think of that every time it's just a joke that keeps giving our right dealing with parents hey bill of the broadcasts in your stand up sorry at a bad experience at the airport last time you were here in india hope you come again sometime they are another good bad guy had a terrifying spurs think they're gonna let me out any ways they put the us there i'm eighteen and recently got accepted in a well respected engineering college you see exactly the one you know what the fuck i'm talking about in india but i do follow their career i wanna be a mechanic that's cool man being a mechanic is fuckin cool i contacted in scored an internship but a few customs garage in mumbai do that's a fuckin no brainer the problem is my parents oh

they are forcing me to go to engineering schools as it is safe for choice according to them they want me to take up computer science my father brings one of his successful friends home every day and together they try to convince me by parents are not bad people and i believe they did a decent job raising me and have always supported me but this time they just won't listen how do you think i should talk to them and explain my passion about cars and machines also would like to know your thoughts on max for staff and thanks dude you gotta follow your heart and sometimes your parents you know what i've learned is being apparent short amount of time that i have is that there is an unbelievable amount of fear these fear if this is possible almost is bigger than the love you

it's like three copies because you love them so much that you the sphere that something that is going to happen to them so what they are worried about this day they know that you know you're gonna level so they're worried they just want to know that you're gonna be ok after they had gone so that's where their common from if that helps you understand war and maybe you come and listen i know that you guys are worried about my future and you know i get that or whatever and just like you want me happy right this is what's gonna make me happy i absolutely love this i have a passion for this i would do this for free and i know i'm gonna be good enough but the great you know genes and a half guys i d get accepted the engineering school dead like i can apply this not

the brain said she gave me to this thing and i'll be one of the best guys out there just talk yourself up but i think you might have to go through a couple years they're just point until they see the success and i think that just something some day that you guys will laugh about and if they never do find it funny they never quite get that that's what you liked and then they just gonna have to fuckin you know it's just one of those things did you know your parents are gonna like everything that you don't but if you like it inside china does not somebody heroin it's just something that they're gonna have to fuck and accept that's all i also would like to know so deftly follow your heart aright follow your heart mac as i think diving building custom however these amazing also what do you want to know your thoughts on max for staff and thanks i love the guy i think you'd off he wasn't dry

for red bolivians is a lot of guys if they had you know when affected both come from and he was gone everything i was gonna get some mercedes and he's like the second best guy out there is just like mercedes throws much money at that cars i mean what do you think max for staff and would be don't if he was right in a fuckin mercedes i think he would have way more poems away more wins i think he's an incredible dr early i think he's he's gonna be if we can get if you can get with the team that has the fuckin money now i've read bull is totally poor but i feel like their distant third but behind mercedes and ferrari even other they're doing better than ferrari this year as far as i know i've been kind of busy thought i think it if he was driving a car equivalent of that same thing is daniel ricardo and there is a lot of guys out there that could be and which is a shame and then you can really see some incredible racing i have also you

they need to make the tracks fuckin wider or what but they gotta do something with ease i actually have an opportunity to pass each other because you know i watched seventeen to nineteen lapsed that fifty some lap race and i just kept looking at the distance between both us and in loose hamilton it just kept getting bigger and bigger bigger and it got up to close the six seconds is gonna fuckin watching this i got my kid i'm gonna take my kid to the park forget thought i was gonna see eraser nato assisting you can't compete with i think obviously max for staff and was was rhine for like time filling a mercedes sunlight that i mean i can't imagine what he's doing i love him i think he's great he also has balls too sees mature beyond his years he's not intimidated by the press he sees got a little of that we reckon in an i like him i think i'm a huge fannys feminist question a billy boy

ass love the show i enjoy hearing you in the lovely nea on the podcast your relationship hammock is similar to mine we are also interracial couple myself being a black woman me and my boyfriend have been together for about five years and have different approaches to life my national career are one and the same constantly trying to move up and make more my boyfriend just works for money indulges his passions in his free time i make an music he doesn't really pay attention much he makes another we're talking about getting married friends and family don't like the fact that i am more ahead in my career in fairly should pull his weight more exactly exactly you say that you see that all the feminist out there listening to this shit telling you there's a fuck it how dare you know it's like a guy

bring it on the begging he's like he's just an adult teenager what what are we doing here you can't make a baby you have ingredient but you know got the easy governor so what are you don't you gotta make money my only problem with then she says money from it that the situation is if the situation is a verse and he was making more than me no one could be good care because he's a man exactly sometimes i wish he may closer to what i may make but it is a priori for me in a relationship what are your on this love the showing go fuck yourself well i don't think there is a problem with it inherently what the problem is is when you get pregnant and you go on lee what kind of a sort of financial situation there she went because for some reason i'm assuming live in the united states is we don't give a shit

women's pregnant will like i will you just dropped off keep the caravan movin you know that some countries they get upwards of six weeks off they also play like ninety percent taxes that's the part that they don't talk talk to you about i agree with everything you say like if it was what they would say about you you know sometimes thus if you love the guy fuckin mary the guy you know he's gonna be a good dead and all that shit and you know if this is the dynamic then make sure he doesn't blow all the money he's making a music don't squirrel away money save you fuckin money so that when you haven't kids you know

won't be a problem and then have a number of kids that is conducive to the money that you're making i think you can work it out you know don't forget to be nice to each other now right i know it sounds easy but you know you can just sort of just fuckin start taken somebody for grand you'd be surprised how much a little back rob goes either way of telling the girl guys want to fuck but never want to date because a big books ok so what the fuck is this one going right hey billy i just turned twenty nine years old in the nineteenth and although i should be feeling great i've been a little bit down about myself as recently i ended a five year relationship three years ago where i was

lahti every year i thought my boobs were just bigger because of my wait i've lost fifty pounds sense then i look and feel great however the boobs never left me i've been on dates with some guys but nothing has really come of it a lot of them just wanted to hook up and that start william my style for the first few dates i try to dresses modesty as i can i grew up in a strict catholic household so i tried to show as much cleave is possible it's really hard dressing comfortably without looking like a church choir singer and dying of heat stroke practices i live in arizona my girlfriend that i met up the launch a few days ago on the only single friend without kids in the group you know what i bet a lot of em envy you on a lot of days so before you to download yourself there's just one lady in the group who no one ever really likes inviting because she's negative and self proclaimed blunt egg

a says route ass things just to say them they don't it makes sense our yeah you guys saintly i d get blunt i want to use it different word that rhymes with blunt where the subject came up of me seeing someone i mentioned now it's nothing serious the girl then go on this ran about how my boobs make me look like a girl's guys just wanted to want to fuck but ever want to date she said that she's pointed out that they make me easy and fun time girl she said girls were smaller boobs get taken more seriously because guys get to know her personally with boobs interface they cannot yet she's jealousy you also they don't want to worry about their friends staring i brush off at first just taking she was being a bitch but the more i think of it the more it bug me in kind of made sense is this true

now now it's not even remotely true that's a hunt she's a cunt aright and your friends just sat back and let us say that let me ask you this sounds like you're only those real housewife dynamic said i watched my wife watch live just like one of can anybody hang out with a person like that so we just said something like that then you don't you dont work that out the fact that she's that was that fuckin rude in public and not thinking about your feelings what's so ever instead in front of all your friends to fuck her in a lot of ways fuck your friends i don't know i don't know i don't i really should have near here for this because that comes into that fuckin females

will you guys are just you guys are rude and mean to each other on a fucking level that is just like i don't even get i think it's because you guys don't solve shit physically the way guys deuce you know or the threat because with a guy there's always a thing in the back they have we think like this person to fuckin punch me the face if i go too far i gotta watch what i want to say and the fact that you guys don't of that i you know i don't know there may be thoroughly sassy none of that is fuckin true aright guys you just see a boobs and we just want to fuck you that you know you boobs can actually help you because it can help because other guys out there they just we there's just many people just wanna fuck somebody else did you want to fuck em you know i mean if you get the boobs see what i look at my cheek and you can speed date teddy say opening up you know i just stay sing

until you meet somebody that is worthy of you not being single are right and i like the fact that you don't hook up for a couple to three days sets a good fuckin thing and i would really just you know go out there and asked a question do you want to ask and you know when you start in the answers you lookin for that's the person that's worthy of your time don't hang out with anymore blunt fuckin people what i can't people can't handle because i just say things they now here i can't i finally pushed back against sociopath i'll stay you all the wonderful praise and what not as you probably get the point considering i listen to the parties i threw hot wax into the face suit of the sociopath which has fought with me and abuse the friends last lovely ladys in my world through

waxes that some young way of saying that you u verbally trash this person we talking literally hot wax i'll start by paying a picture of the guy imagine a grizzled looking flannel wearing stocky guy with a shit grand standing about six foot this is always such a con in every imaginable way these incredibly charismatic and that's what gets he's always sounds so kind and loving but underneath that is a minute asshole of the highest degree of congratulations to you for figure that out tell that to his varies axes which she's done the following to them in so big i urge them slit their rests on a face time call intervening at all bragging about it to his friends jesus christ the list goes on and on a favor court of mine him is enjoy making her feel worthless sounds like he's

and in the company of men you ever seen a movie this factor is terrain showed every month i hear the same shit from everyone he's been lot better recently or he's improving or whatever else bullshit people have been saying the same thing for months if not years and i'm sick of it what is worse is that he'll slip in the fact that he has apple up see in every possible scenarios can yes it's a horrible condition but all he does is talk about his seizures from the pass to garner sympathy points yeah carry this guy's spoken out i will say the bessie eighty is interesting action encounter starts here to die i could be around the skype is i would want to kill this guy this is a book were closing with with two cuts one female one male emergencies the two of them had a fuckin kid jesus actual encounter starts here

is that the problem with my girlfriend and decided to sit down with her during my time walking through i decided to pick up a little candle to hold for her and i just because her and i just because why they all not it provides a bit of warmth a minute or so after i sat down with her the count walks over and stands in front of me bent down and how's it out my guys i've started like this guy what a fuckin i've just laugh because i'm not a more if i was you dude i would i like i was wondering what are you going to justify throwing hot wax now i'm extent i'm excited there he goes he walked or blows it out in front of your girlfriend oh my god i'm not watch snapped and me maybe was the

years of him being demeaning to me my close friends or what but i just took the candle and splashed all the hot with wax in an honest tuxedo and face pretty much just throwing the shit on oh my god please describe how much she screamed obviously i now look like a fuckin wacko so i went to the bathroom with them and spent the next fifth minutes picking the shit out of his hair and why did you do that but i was princes and am happy nonetheless dude you fucked me out of his reaction i wanted to hear him scream like a girl then you could have been joe petty yet it is that a little girl down there why the fuck am i the only one who will stand up to this piece of shit the amount of times i've told them to not be physically smaller children because they learned from that is unbelievable was what did wanted at all well that's what you're saying is true absolutely what wasn't warranted

as you cheating me and my listeners out of his fuckin reaction i hate that you went to the bathroom and help them out god this guy's gonna be a good looking son of a bitch while the obvious answer is no all we did was blow your candle out no no no no no i am agreeing with you to this guy so manipulate he has you questioning what you did let's look at the bigger picture he's physically and mentally abuse my friends me and his former partners with little or no consequences thus far the boy has to be put in place at one point or another thoughts regarding my retarded actions i think you need to buy some more candles or stop hanging out with the guy i love that you did it i hate you didn't describe as scream and i also know that you help them peggotty should a left them in the fuckin bathroom to pick it up and self and when he came over and then work what the fuck just be like was why you should just said you know what was his quote i am i enjoy

can you feel worthless just be i'm sorry but i just enjoy making you fill worthless gimmick of his own medicine meanwhile cut this guy audio life just like the previous one this people there's no reason to hang out with people like this and these two reasons why people do this they grew up with that sort of dysfunctional behaviour so it seems normal to them so as much as you leave your parents house gonna you know and that fuckin repeating that you gravitate towards the exact same abusive shit or you had such a wonderful loving home that you go out there like a babe in the woods and when you you're just not even ready it's like when they take animal for one part of the world and its it sticks it into a different part of the world and it doesn't know what predators to look out for an it's dead in the jungle within fuckin three minutes anyways i love you through wax on good could feel good on you right

forgetting anything like that but i am glad that you did it but also cover myself and case law suit but that was phenomenal i wouldn't help them i she got satisfies satisfaction that that was what was missing from the previous woman story you know she should dump your fuckin wine all over their fuckin shit you know the chip with the small tits fuckin rag and on a big tits anyway stats support casket fuck you selves and i'll check it on your on wednesday