Hey what's goin on his bill. Bird is time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday June, sixty two thousand sixteen. This is like the fifth fucking time. I've tried to start this thing because I don't know I just had an aboard. Landing? Well, I didn't have won the pilot had won and I was right in the back in the alley until what we landed safely you somewhere Why didn't clearly runway as my fifth one that I've had five aborted in- and that was my second wanted- Ella Ex first, and was vehicle on a runway, and this next one guy didn't plain, was still on the runway, didn't clear it or whatever, but little a scary now that I've flown a little, but it not a lot but but but you still in the back and you can't see what's going on. So that's that's always nice right. So people been asking me. They ve been emailing me they ve been twittering me. They ve been facebooking me

about what's going on with these irish dates, Dublin July thirty First Belfast August first in Galway, Galway, Modal, Ireland, on the second of August, all right. I have the priests information, but for whatever reason, I'm not allowed to announce it, but I'm going to win tat. You want to announce it sit on six nine, sixteen at four p m empty time whatever. That means gaelic Gaelic Mountain tat. Eighty time where I am. Why can't? I just say when the fuck, this shit's gonna be all right June. Tenth is when they go on sale all allows the pre sail on the ninth I'll fuck. This summit everything now. Alright, six nine! Sixteen at four p m the priest. It will be announced now right this. Is why the report this is so fuckin confusing the precept for Dublin Island is

be June. Tenth, my birthday two thousand, sixteen at nine a M Gaelic mountain time, our right and then the regular on sale is gonna, be June, thirteenth Nine, a m gnp. Time, whatever the fuck that meets our right and dumb Belfast he's gonna be above five day. Later and sows Galway, gay away Modal Ireland will be like that'll, be June, fifteenth So, what's the deal right I'll, let you guys know just I'll tweet about it. I'll do all that shit. So nobody gets fucked out of anything. Also theirs second show added in London, England four August Two thousand sixteen, or have a link up there for that knowledge, shit right. They a guy girl, a business stuff out of the way and also go to all things calmly: dot, com. If you listening to me, we got a bunch other towns of people out there that you can listen to

and with TAT lets get into the podcast. Did I try? have a look around saying It still acting up. I'm going to everything. In which doktor out here at this point, I don't give a shit. You know some. When was talking to me, was saying how she got sciatica when she was pregnant, and I was just like you call me fat and she she laughed she's like now. She gives I just just got it and ass. She went someplace and she goes just kind of lightly. Just with on my back side, I thought there really gonna need in there. They just kind of lightly was like. I want that. Nobody fuck input. Leaves on my butt cheeks Everybody else bars before that, but I gotta tell ya like something happens with the air pressure when I'm on a plane, the back of my leg. It feels like my hamstring scan a snap, so keeps and end up doing my vietnamese gambler fuckin squad, and

trying to stretch out the so as Muslim do everything I can to try to keep the sing at bay because I don't fucking have the time to take care of it. I just don't want to fuck and busy here with writing this filthy, wonderful, Khartoum I haven't a great time. Don't I popped episode six this week, people up episode, six writing is for farmers that aspect of it. I lose sight the Fuckin Raymond either we take it through my trip. You're right, I had some fuckin guy he's like in his early sixties. Give me this fuckin look like he was gonna punch me in the face to the point. I had to say something to him, and I know you guys think unlike bill, what the fuck you talk and shit to a guy sixty three well, I will be forty eight this week, so you know when I was fifteen. He was thirty, so it's not that bad were pretty close right. When I was tat, he was twenty five right, you don't you think you gonna pick Tommy back, then is what happened right, so I

don't go around the airport right. I got bumped up the business, so I get to go first, I get to go into the lounge right. I get to go in and fuck and poor myself, some cornflakes or whatever, so I go into the lounge, and this is fucking, I write I just I don't know I don't like you. He was there any kind of in my space, but it was a little oblivion so whatever right fuckin horse level. Ball Denny dies the sides which is always hysterical to me like dude. What the why you still dying that you think that makes you look younger, so anyways, it's like five in the fucking with before five in the morning. Cuz! That's what time my flight is, and you know I go up to the lounge in I set my shit down. He goes as other where my thinking about this guy and then I'm walk. Over to where the serious and souci right by two plans about the land, You know on the same runway, I'm in front of them. I have priority, so I walk over there and then I feel

standing way close to close to me and When I finish you know, I just did a couple a turns. The fuckin sera think What turns the knob goes into the ball Then I put some welcome. It probably took me less than fifteen seconds to do that. When I turned around, as I just felt em, I would turn the oh. If I felt him on my left shoulder, she looked at him and he was glaring at me showing All of this bottom teeth. You so he was making that noise. But you know the face you make when you that's what the waves lookin at me just glaring at me. So what the fuck did? I say to him: I just does like eyes. I am, I said, are you are you? Are you are right? That's, why said, are you all right? and then he didn't say anything and then I felt Bad, like our man was-

you like one of those guys whereby did that bit. The old man face was that is at the beginning of the old man you start glaring at first and then you gradually gets more scared. I have no idea right. Take those old people know they're going to help the think back in their life and trying to think that enough time to say enough here, pale marries and they just realized they and sell those creepy things coming up from creepy things coming up from so anyway, you didn't say anything so I walk away and I'm thinkin that feeling- like our man, I die. Can I just fucking yelled at that old, the old guy, but I can keep my shit in us felt bad, they went over to sit down and then he gets his pocket cereal. And at this point you know my like fuckin twenty yards away from this guy sit down. The turns around and around uneasy geese walk over to his wife. He looks at me.

Gaza has shakes. His fuckin head of sea was glaring at me. So later I gotta get up to get a fuckin apple. And I knew he was gonna, be look at em. I looked right over Adam and I came up with the fuck. I did I really don't you really doing this. Neither one of us is going to fight you both to Fuckin old, the fight and that's My trip started. So I should have known that it Gonna be a weird travel experience. I'm getting into our Syracuse says whereas go in the first night and we played this minor league hockey arena and I didn't know at the time until I got there- they actually filmed. That's where the Film slap, show a lot of it when they did all the stuff. You not listen to the fact song when they were on the key, the ice and everything, so that was coolly shit.

Next night. We did another one of those small hockey arenas in there that one they told me that was the place Elvis was supposed to perform at, but he died the day before that was his next concert And so they still have all these Elvis tickets and actually gave me this little frame thing of a couple of elvers tickets in there now, the date that I played there was really fuck and call on the fact that I go after that. Then I went down I was driving from Portland back to Fucking Albany, who can who I wasn't fuckin,

for he was riding. We win this suv and I was laying down in the back seat because my fuckin leg was killing me. This shit's really starting to scare me man like how fuckin long as it's gonna take up in dealing with this shit since February. Every time I start to turn the corner, I gotta get on a plane again so people I stared at me too. When I stand up on the plane I squat down and give a fuck, and they just look at me. I told you last time, as guy asked me if I was rank so anyway, The final show last night was was in Albany, but I actually, when we drove from Portland with so many memories came back. We went over that bridge where we went over. Bridge and we often we Hampshire, should remain and I'm a base to fuckin. Where my first girlfriend you said,

live over their on aside that, but wishing live, does she live down the Boston Evershield, like family update, remember going up on over the bridge? I always think of that shit. I we think about the ticket that I got on the fucking turnpike up their drive. My piece of shit truck back the comedy connection up there, all that shit and down I get it met just living out here and allay lay all people in New York for more Should Western Mass in Maine help they realize how fuckin lucky they are to live, where it rains this all that lush land, I'm so fuckin jealous of that shit like when I came back, we when we were driving from Portland too are Albany. I She went down the Boston area, two visits of family and friends and stop off one of my favorite Peter places, and I we can't ended up coming down route one.

And I'm fucking memories that were coming back. There was a strip club up there. There was the hilltops stake House would save now completely knocked down. I hope that sign cause. It's still up that giant, fuckin cactus! I Somehow like that thing is protected. You know to it was funny that's what I was dumb things: they'll sellen, fuckin Ebay, for, like a million bucks and I'll say, like fifteen people are watching this, you know do not like do they back in the day other used these to catch people with warrants. They would just have liked Dern like a fight or something they would. Advertise hey you that you're, the twenties person to order this come down and claim your free gift. They call these people up and they would all gonna claim the gifts, I'll, be all these people standing around down then than the cops are just walk in and made fucking arrest everybody they should fuckin do that would put down

shit like that on E Bay, like the giant, they hilltops Stake house right this fifteen people watching it does fifteen people should immediately be audited, would have put a million bucks to blow on. I ain't lit up, cacti mean everybody wants, it might not have but he I'd love to have that. Fuckin thing you know, get yourself a spur the middle of nowhere. Do you have a giant lit up cactus, you friends, come over right, just break a right at the giant cactus nickname out of: cactus crazies fuckin crazy but nobody has the money to do that. Shit right leg, I went on Ebay right and I was and what the fuck I was look, I'm trying to get killed, flight. Now you can go online soldiers, up random shit like humidor, even I've gotten cigars, mostly out of my life, I was just talking about because I think they fuckin cool right, the liner,

smoking, a cigar affection out on they had at least you know, cool places where you can smoke a cigar. They let you know in different cities like places to smoke and shit right like I already found a cool place in London, possibly the smoke will see, and that is if I smoke that will figure it out. Anyways and I just got me thinking about cigar smoking and all that type of shit. So I went on Ebay and a lot of the shit that comes along with cigar. Smoking is pretty fucking cool, a lot of the lighters lot of the ashtrays and humidors, and I like looking that stuff, especially if they're vintage old. So I look up vintage humidor.

I'm sure it's still there, and this is this is fucking. I think it's sitting both its is bust of sitting bull right. That's what the fuckin humidor is it's a bust of sitting, bull and what's really fucking in a weird, is to teach you know, put your cigars in it. You basically take off the scalp which at that was a little fuckin tacky for granted its old. That was considered my totally fine back in the day right so anyway, this fuckin thing is gone for a million and a half dollars, and it has. It says like does like twenty people watch, I'm looking up right now, Ebay, I'd call right, gave vent to age You may door bomb What do you got? What are you gonna fuck? Where the hell is it come there? It is right,

Sitting, bull cigar store, indian statue, antique american folk art, vintage tobacco, you know it's funny from the side actually looks cool from straight on it. Looks like an hour now, it's kind of look. It up you can look said Lily understand why. This thing is a million and a half box. This sixty one people watching this sixty one people. Have a million and a half dollars to spend on a fuckin humidor. I don't know like Tessa typing right. There like a fire, was fuckin dodge and taxes and all that type of shit you don't go. Do this on the internet right Verona, that's like whenever we want shows meekin car auctions, so we spent five and a grand on a fuckin mustang. I mean you're, either we're either evading taxes or you're. A wife

One of the other, ok, but here either cheating fuckin system or your wife is scared to death is a view that she shall let you fuckin do that blow. A million and a half box on a human What good are running a great saint Paul? What are the top of his head comes off like after a fuckin, autopsy anyways so I came over to Hell. I was talking about here. Also I'm just seven, this great entire workforce. It we have a great fucking time when we were up in Portland after the show great time working in the Elvis venue there and we in the run up to this bar afterwards and gained through the Stanley CUP Finals and the EU have sea fight for both on Jesus Christ, Dan Fuckin Anderson, you guys see that knock off. There was like some born density shit. He threw a kick went

Ass, the guy and then fuck it through an elbow like he was training in a phone booth, I've never seen anything like that in writing a long time ago. I saw a you have fighter, basically throw a left hawk, but he did it with his knee. He fucking guy wrapped in their head. I think was that guy these to call the little bottle little Bala hate the houses. They were my favorite fighters, backed, and rightly yet here died. Bright red fire engine read any rot and started to go down in the other guy was so excited. To jump on, I'm start hit them did he cut, Just went in with his hands down a little bit and to fuck I was able to regroup and he just I can explain it. He threw it he need the guy in their head body. Like came from the side, he threw a hawk, that's fucking guy went down, gave me all right. They have read what the left knee

Jan Anderson, the same fucking thing this guy was just it was getting punched in their head repeatedly, never mind. The bars got right non violent and I actually for once because I know shit about fighting go, he's, fucking eat knows punches, now, look it up Then you know it kicks the guy in the fucking head. He dim in the head and then somehow he was parallel with the guys head- and it gave me soccer near what the elbow when the guy just went down that was it over causing ever was his family? Was there you know tell me about the coolest dad ever Guy goes in the ring each fuckin twelve punches. They had been knocked the other guy out. You know funny was in better shape in his kids ease of Forty five year old guy should have the dead, but he's up there shredded his kids, a carbon up, always make it look. Soft They were soft, I'm just saying using by time you forty five, you have three four kids, you just get there.

Six hundred- judge stare like you, don't give a fuck you very twinkie or a fuckin tube sock. This guy's up dead just was shredded. So once again, once again, you have seen completely worth the fuckin money. Prepare to I missed all the other for honour. I saw the other championship. One will guide, that I've been watching ever since he was on the ultimate fight of the guy from Manchester Ringlets fuck. I forget his name here, god dammit, You know I realized when you want. I ve been saying last name around forever. You have see Champ Manchester. Here we go what's his name, Michael Bisbee, I was those bids Bain Michael Bismuth, he fuck and one that was another great one what a night and then as we and where's, were watching that simultaneously they were Well, I guess probably going one really watch, but I was watching the.

Penguins San Jose and I'm looking at this ship on my colleague fuck. It's two to one they're carrying the play. And all of a sudden they get a high stick. I think it was a form of power play. They seem like they wanna, possibly for fuckin. Ever long story short threw up to two to one in the game, and there was like that. Killed off like all all fuckin twenty minutes of this penalty team. We get twenty minute penalty right, they kill this fuckin thing off disliked seconds left at all. In my head is: if they kill off this penalty, they gonna win this. Game and they're gonna win the cup. This is the fuck in Syria. In its over three too score on a nowhere. I don't know, I don't know if it was tipped or whatever after San Jose's Golly made this one is seriously fucking like saved it the inside of his forearm. You know two minutes earlier than at any. Let that one go a little bit. The slowdown announced games to what right and I don't know,

lucky the way my teams out of it and then my surrogate team is also out of it. All I know is that means it is gonna, be at least one more game. Hockey right is far rather than just gone for games, although five right, so we at least got two more games which is good for me because I win when the any job in the NBA seasons, and I have like a sort of sports panic attack because I have watched been watcher baseball. I don't know what the fuck is going on Bob. I know it's the middle of the season. You know Dial Asia, rubber game just MA all outside that's ladder allowed this afternoon. You know if you just went from like watching people when championships and play at that level. That's why the Vienna Fellows the shit is far as like. You can actually compete with October baseball. You figure that the middle of the NFL season would be boring like most while sport

The middle of the season is boring when you plain like eighty two hundred sixty two gangs, but an following play. Sixteen every game means so fuckin much yet up, plus Brady oughta be coming back from his nice rest, a nice rest, relaxed pissed off too Brady coming back to lighten up again. You know you got can look under the rocks and try to figure out what he's doing some day some day, you will admit that he fucking was you. It was just a shit. And then the saddest thing I would see the weekend was: was the death of Mohammed Ali meant that guy? If, if you ve never watched when we were kings eyes towards Easter I think I still have a warrant out. I had it on Vhs and had on a dvd. I just I've watched it so many fucking times I just.

I urge you not to put the guy in the words it was literally like one out of I watched it was like. I have not done ship with my life. The guy was believe on white. I tell you, you know greatest a ball time. Grace athlete ambassador human being of all time. In all these units, twitter cons come on he just he hit things in a ring technology. Didn't he didn't. He did so much stuff beyond that. Like you assess our great Muhammad Ali was like said greatest human ever said. Really they like better than Gandhi, and it's like exactly exactly if I said fuck it Tom Brady, you know greatest ever going gigs gonna bring up other quarterbacks, you had to bring up Fuckin Gandhi, it's a goddamn athlete, that's a good compare because he was doing Gandhi shit out the ring, and he could Out anybody in the world the guy could hold court and the poorest of the poor.

Right up to the White House when he walked in he lit up the room, everybody shut up and you never forgot it and and on top of that it was one of the greatest fighters of all time, if not the greatest. And I got so much. I do when I used to watch that you know what he was and all that shit. It was like. He was almost as much as you talk and shit he was like was like self help. It's not the way it's done today. Today, it's just all like it's all perverted. You know what I mean it's like. You know what's gonna happen, if you say the crazy shit, you know that you're hype and the fight- now that you're gonna get a sneaker deal. You know all this money is coming. I'm not saying that he did know that on some level, but the shit that that guy went through

If you watch some of those early session was a black and white, the Fuckin white report, as if so goddamn, racists, it's like ridiculous emerald. He each is going to go into going, and this report is guess: white guys get fuckin mad. He just hates is confidence. This guy, like this guy couldn't get sent into the future. He'd be a hate or on twitter. So he finally just goes to do do ever stop talking and least something like now, because I'm not get out all bombs and if you keep TA and I'm not can you out to and aegis it was the greatest just fuckin piss the guy off and he knew what the guy was doing anyway, able to navigate. All that. I know everybody says all the terrible shit did he did to Joe Frazier, but nobody gets out of this life without some bad shit. Everybody's done some bad shit in order me, but I don't know man we still at a good run of seventy seventy four years ice to watch when I was a kid men, so fuckin old, I am as its freaking me out now.

These people that were like in their twenties in thirty's. When I was a kid and now dying of like Fuckin old age and Shit David Bogey, Mohammed Ali, that's fucking, it can me out. You know, maybe that's why that at the at the little Ariel thing in the fuckin at the airport was give me that look because he knows he's going to you know everybody he Know- is probably all dead right and he's thinking

Get so much time left to get cereal, you know. I was also thinking the fact that he felt so fuckin like hit the little like the complete lack of patients, and he had. I don't have patients the fact that he couldn't wait. Two seconds me to get some Fuckin Cheerios has also thinking like this very wise in this launch schedule. Fucking take doesn't take no for an answer is a lunatic analysed, gonna fucking depressing should be talking about death. Can I tell you that I, like the amount of fuckin people, have died in the last God Damn year that I am old enough to have been a teenager and seen them in their fucking? Prime about that

french shit her another person loss to the opiates and stuff actually caple. Why, as I can't believe it, but the fact that they actually come at him and they come at fame and celebrity, and all that type of shit like people, a fuckin dying, regular people are dying because of their drugs, fuck, you save Fetnah low, whatever the hell it is, they get it. Then the prescription runs out their addicted to opiates and then they get on heroin and the fact that they don't talk about the pharmaceutical companies at all is because that's like a hundred fifty fuckin, zillion dollar business and they give money to the politicians and they advertise on tv. So they make like prince out to be like this this famous guy that you know nobody could say no to. I mean I might be wrong in this, but I know he had at least one hip replacement, if not too, and if you ever watch the guide.

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I can't say game on after the first fuckin quarter. This guy was sent to me. Taxi. Elegance head may oven, unlike Jesus Christ, do nobody fuckin throw in the towel the way you did. I remember back to back years I think, and eighty four, the Lakers came out and blew out the Celtics and game one, and we came back and bade him and then very next year. We blew them out and gave one one by like fifteen twenty four points, and then the Lakers one cells, like the fox eggs, the broad what down or to the Van Coover we ended up, went in for the next five. We raised we fuck and wasted up a cup stopping in such an. Negative Nellie and then, after the game too, when they lost by like fucking, thirty or thirty five. I wrote back maybe you got a point I never say this after two games, but this series is fuckin over it's over man just go.

If you live in Oakland, just go, fucking find a find a good spot for the championship parade this. This is so I don't know. Maybe they go back to Cleveland and then you know all the positivity from their fans seeps in time. It is a question I get. If you guys, I didn't get why Trump got into so much fuckin trouble. You know. I agree. What I know cause he's a dope, but like this stuff that they were saying that he said something racist right about the the judge. Mexican american judge write something about the fuckin wall. This is what I like to do on a hot button like this. I just gonna wait radiant with barely, even though in the facts says. Donald Trump attacks on the judge are racist he's quite literally saying the judge can't do his job because of his ethnicity. This is definition of racism. I guess he was do with some.

Bake going on about that wall that he wants to build, and this judge whose Mexico Turkey was gonna rule on it and I think tat, said that he didn't want him to because he was mexican. He was gonna, be biased, so everybody that that was racist. So here is my question. As Joe twelve pack, not just six pack, Joe twelve back. Basically what he did. There is far, as I could tell is how they pick juries Is that alley always pick a jury? you don't owe me like? If you go out for jury duty and the defendant is black as a white Yet the omega get picked for this jury or the they d defending defended, attorney, doesn't want me on their right is now The whole o jets, how they always do it if its domestic, violence case. Let's try to

theres many women. There is possible, you know think they hide it by go, because I think that they can understand women so now their hope in the wind, the fuckin case, so what they do is they stack the deck with enough people of the same milk? Is the defendant right now? Don't they? that might nuts here. I believe that that's what they do. So I thought it was kind of ironic that take within the court system that, if, if Trump is saying that it's like trumps picking his jerry to try to get the fuck and wall and what he wants He wants. A bunch of fuckin white people like a white guy goes overbooked, degraded. You you, you watch our great it's gonna be like he wants. The mouth breathing morons that, like him on his jury, that's all he was saying. As far as I can tell right, not saying that

he's, not racist, but I thought that that one there was stretching the bounds a little bit bob just ass, gonna fuck in question here before you fuckin edit this thing and make me look like the next Hitler, but I was watching that story is going like yeah, that's kind of the court's work, it's kind of exactly how it works. And not dimension where the OJ verdict came in, why people like what the fuck it black people freak, I haven't a parade. That's why they do it right Buddy watches it, and you put yourself from the position of workers there. I watch deal J trial of Fuckin, dug out my throat slashed right black people, that guy got off Look at our and I don't think that's wrong. You! It's like watching sports, accept its people's freedom Eddie Scandinavia, hey Billy burbled is

through that you're not gonna come to Scandinavia me and my lady are huge fans. It was really hoping fit for you, come to Sweden this summer. Slash far, I just need to know if I need the books and plane tickets to the Netherlands, then this is gonna. Cost me like One grand for us to see you shit, but I'll bet it's worth it, but I just need to know if you playing to come to Scandinavia at some point in the future. Otherwise love you shit, looking forward to efforts for family season to thank you very much. After some for family season. Two is the reason why, on this trip, I'm not- owing to scan and We are so like this, like three chunks. Ok, this thee, my pasty, people which is common, enforced I'll just like the jury? Does this mean I am of a racist away, I'm talking against other white people you start worked up, and then I probably we do-

scandinavian thing next and then hopefully, Eastern Europe, that's what I am hoping to do. The show takes up way more time I thought it would be like day I had a list of twenty nine cities that one, to bring me over there and I could have gone on a month. Long fucking, crazy, ass, Tor, a broken up into two, but I think the way my workload is now I have to break into three but, like I am absolutely coming back there again, it's a beautiful country, I loved you know we're fucked doesn't want to go there, bene like two or three times and death and come back. I just don't know when I can promise you as to when

I am definitely going to come back and at other than that, I don't have any more information. So save you money, do don't blood red the don't blow coming coming to see me my shit and dick jokes I'll come your way, don't worry about it! Ok, x, men billboard a bill this is fucking nerd shit, nerd shit. So please bear with me there's a new. Ex man movie and rose Mc Gowan, the chick who used to date, Marilyn Manson, has, tits in an uproar over this billboard, because between mystique a woman and apocalypse a dude, if you don't want to click on them, from some weird you don't No no problem, just a picture, just picture of blue dude holding but naked blue woman by the throat to the point or feet aren't on the ground context. Apocalypse the dude is about as villain in the movie and mystique the woman

is the leading lady and bad as heroin in the movie is problem rose. Mcgowan says this is promoting violence against women, which I feel is horse shit here is why If it was you Jackman, Slash Wolverine being choked out and held up no problem the point of the posters how dangerous slash, how much of the threat the Ville? How much of a threat the villain is? It's not a political statement. Here's my issue with this, though: how does a studio, slash, movie maker, win, suppose, wolves? was the leading here was what women would become one, Would be complaining that it's always a man as the hero and women are more like back up or support roles I mean Miss Mystique is bad ass. She's, leading the fight against this guy. To me, that's empowering to women, she is at a sex symbol in the movie, though Jennifer Lawrence, who play There is really attractive. She's, a strong and a leader I can think is

that they wanted her standing. All I can think is that one her standing on the neck of the villain, but this but that's fucking, stupid for promotional posters. You couldn't have her be the villain. And holding up a man and here are because that would be some kind of anti. Woman. All women are evil campaign hysterically. You lost me here. You could never be the villain. Holding up a man hero. Oh I see, if shifted the female character. Is evil and there was holding up the guy character, they couldn't do that. Then they would be saying or every attic be considered anti women. All women are evil Bothers me is, it just seems like there's no way to please and non white male lately, women, one of the strong female harrowed they got one but she's in danger of filling a man, some other equals. I want some women when it's really just about violence in general or war or conflict, or what

I mean the dude isn't slapping her for over cooking a stake I am to conquer the world she's trying to stop. Stop him any. Choking arrests, how? How is that a gender issue all right. Let me see. Let me see if I can find the picture this year. I did look at it that the dot library now I said I was click on the right one yeah. I actually you know when I heard it, I thought it was bullshit, but then I saw the poster, though the movie, without the cliff What happens when you re out, I'm learning when you write something. Yes, I see why they did that. I understand why that they did it that way. What happens is when you write what I'm learning when you write something you're so fuckin focus on is the story tracking from point a to point b

the point c, and we land this thing without crashing into the fucking ocean that they wouldn't think that anybody you know, might have a problem with that I understand I understand ices actual, as once I get why they do want to see that, but in defensive view, if about this, if the guy character the APOLLO guy, whatever the fuck a name is: was lips such dumb names Apocalypse mystique. Also like bad cologne, anyways, If Apocalypse was holding the Wolverine you Jack meant by the throat now, would that be promoting may on male violence. Would there be more raw bar room brawls because of that. I honestly don't think it promotes violence. I think.

Like the level stupid that you'd have to be to look at Apocalypse holding up holding a woman buyer throat, and to say like. Oh, I guess. Okay, we hit women now want to start getting women if you with that fucking stupid by the. Time you got to be like she was riding in the car. Let's see you driving home and now you're going to fucking choker, because you saw this apocalypse guy, choking fucking misty you'll also see another thousand signs on the way home. And next thing you know, I don't know you being a car dealership, buying something or getting a fucking Mcdonald's sandwich, and I think you would forget, if you would that If your brain was like TAT influenced but haven't that looking at the the poster, I don't, I understand why they would just like you know, that's not the greatest. You can have another image up there, you don't have a problem with them.

You know what I definitely understand, you're wrong your points on that thing, but you know I don't fucking them it's it's just the time that we live in and everybody gets offended, everybody doesn't get offended, a small group of people gets offended and down the news covers it. You know, because what are they gonna talk about the fuck another drug companies in a roundabout way, kill prince. You know what I mean What are you talking about? They can talk about fracturing people, then fuck it up the water supply that he is too much money involved in that okay. But you know if you got a group of Fucking Sarka moms upset about a fucking blue woman get and held up by a guy who appears to be made out of stone I'm in a movie, you know that's going to make it that's going to make it you do a Caitlyn Jenner joke in a fucking

Mall yeah, that's gonna, get on the Fucking NEWS, but real shit that matters. Now, that's not going to have you no second for well wonder. Why would you do that just another one of those back burner stories that they just stick on the front burn. All the fucking time, like the what say, like you know, violence against women is a major issue, but I'm just saying like people aren't is simplistic. Is that like they don't fuckin? Look at something, and, like I don't know, is a kid like the amount of violence that I watch for. I was growing up in autonomy. All the fuckin shows that I've watched I've yet to chase somebody down an alley. Paloma offence chain, link fence beat him up or even slight over the hood of a car. I saw all those images when I was growing up I used to and and play war knowledge shit. I never fucking killed anybody. Never had a woman than ever today that I think what you know? What it is is what really

makes you do. Shit like that is is horrific, fucking parents. I think that that's what it is another trying to blame the signs. The sign that's going to be up for all the fucking two weeks when his movies out, as opposed to your dad and mom, and their relationship that you grow up for the first eighteen years of your life. Fucking watch it. But you know he can't blame those p because those people buy things on the channel. You know what I mean, so you always give them a pass, and then you rub their balls and you call him Joe six pack and fucking the true heroes. You know they're always rubbing their balls like they give a fuck about and they don't they just want their money. You know I mean that's. Why Durations act, like all of these non crisis, is our absolute crisis crises. They don't want to lose a fuckin die. So if anybody bit is anybody modes, anybody, complaints they fuckin cave in and then a lot groups are aware of that and when they get to get a corporation, a cave, it gives them like it,

It sounds like a video game. It gives them more life and other taken more seriously. So it's a giant, it's a giant fuck. It gave me the other day. It's it's! It's to people that don't fuckin exist but And I ll do somethin, there's a look on her face. She doesn't look bad ass. Their it makes me feel bad. For I want to help her, so maybe what they say done. She should I had a more fuckin now Rhonda rousing, look on her face. It maybe was Poland backs His fuckin, others. Corn rose. What the fuck is he here. Wavy hair. I can't I don't want this guy's made out of his Inclination here, if she should have, she should be like you know, maybe gouging his eyes a little bit. I don't ask you know they still fuckin complain.

If you really want to get him go and just have that picture right there. That image now remind, I may tell you that it gets the ad there's no sense of humour anymore. I was gonna. I was gonna say that may be, could take that image and say like don't built up its top asked me at a show. I'll tell you what has come to say: hey Billy, Dope Billy, the fucking dope can can women forget Mr Nice Guy persona I'm really difficult region today are big fan. From Lithuania, that's another one on the less that I gotta get to Europe, a, and it would be great if you ever decided to do you stand up here in the Baltics that will happen. Some point my career, fully sooner rather than later hour. The guy says this dilemma. Can a woman forget your past as a nice guy, one of my former classmates is coming back to my hometown on site

a vacation for a few weeks and lets say I'd like to get intimate with her. While she is here now the thing is when we were still in school? I add a mad crush on this girl for years. However, shit didn't work because I didn't know how the life works, how the females work and also I was a little bitch, Mr Nice Guy. I beat my younger self that was possible. Aren't you give to do some good therapy here. For over the years, but over the years that I've spent in our capital city city, I can safely say that my view and attitude towards females you wanna? We masculinity, has changed significantly. What do you think women brush off the image of a nice guy or are you wherever marked with certain character traits in her eyes.

Yeah. I think you're caught your kind of fact, just put it this way like take like the actor that that played like article or something like that, it's like your type cast in article could literally become an army, Fuckin Ranger and then leave the military, and when he went to go, do a fuckin action movie. They bath Fuckin article Gimme, a fucking break great interest. The problem is what you gotta do. Look you always gotta. Take you go. It's gonna take a bad. What you're gonna have to do when you get up there, you you're gonna, have to crowd the plate now, which I would just be, could have to be significantly different to raise any sort of intrigue. In her, you know remain cows, sheep. We just wants to meet up with you, you know have

bullets sighters that, whatever that, whenever those rigs. Women have when they know that they're not gonna fuck you. If you know where those fuckin I want to feel warm, you know it's stupid sweater that covers a hands to and they drink it with both hands out of a mug in earnest fuckin overwrite they like it more on the waiter than either only listening to you, you can after lateral. I don't know what you Don't go, buy yourself, a radius of the last ARC leather jacket. Do you gonna try to come in and act like you, ve been fuckin doing this thing. This is: what's gonna fuck, you is you want this woman to bed. I you gotta not give a fuck. Doping, don't be a deck, but just go in there. Just very what's goin on what you been up to now and then talk up some of the shit. You don't you know I'll. Look at your phone is broad she's driving me crazy. I got delays.

Oh me, god I don't know do it. I don't know what to tell you on this point. Once you type cast it's fucking. Or do you gotta go behind the camera here you got it. Directed or some shit cause? I don't know what to tell you. You're rub. This is what I would do. Just now this going into it you're fucked right, so there's no pressure who gives a shit. And make her laughed and just tell you know I always had a crush on you, but it used to be a bitch, but I'm not a bitch anymore. So what do you say we say you come over here and jump on my fuck enough. You can't go that way. Buddy I yeah I would dumb MA am and that's a tough one. That's a tough one. I you know, maybe that's it just trash your former self yea speed is be a bitch. You know, I don't know how to do it. Do you know what you ve just stop me somewhere. There, I think I think the whole not given a fuck and then trash in your former self and then

tell her that you had a crush on a who knows do maybe I don't know, there's a chance Maybe she likes you back. There are women. That thing, though, do once you're the fuckin friend it's your ear. Yeah, it's overdue twelve year, you're fucking, all the lovely NEA near you know. We need you me and this guy from Lithuania, I'd say: you're really quickly, grab rapporteur those courts, all right as your plug in and I'll tell you this guy. Basically and Lithuania, is it used to be a bitch when it used to be MR nice guy so You didn't get any that any the nice nice is tracing mortar, would say right so he would have

Yet a crush on this chicken she get put in a friend zone is Chris Rock would say I was going to quote every black meeting here and you plugged in they would go and you're? Putting the windscreen is really loud and annoying to the listeners, salary guiding the lovely everybody tie yes, so, basically, here, question this girl? He was a nice guy. He got put in the friend zone and now she's coming back to town he's now in the city. He understands the mail. Male dynamic, better. The way he's wearing this he's been doing all right for himself, but he still wants to This woman is is question is once or in the friends, are like that case possible to get out of it absolutely is our while kick as I was gone, I got know I was Samuel. I take casually erskyll and I want to

star of an action movie. You know but yeah. No, I think you can, but it's all it's all predicated on your behavior, like you, don't gotta, all of a sudden start, acting like an aloof or anything like. I told by a rate, is a lost. Our waste linked leather jacket, maybe get a hat. In a world. Is I just think maybe you're a little less available. Perhaps you know you know it can be a thing. Were she'll come to town and we let go my let's go here and about I wanted it isn't it you know all you definitely Allah will will. Let me know when euralia they wouldn't grabber drink or something gave a carriage and down don't go in there, like so fuckin a lot. A broad sense

as she's talking about her life? You talk about your life. You haven't seen some girls here and there I don't know nothing too serious, but I'm having my fun. But what's going on with you, you look good, like that, like NEA Ban was good. Oh you were you regions or that system I join the advice that I wish to thank those. Use? I was stammered out, like maybe just forget, I said, let's see you got going as you know, you got no shot. I don't give a fuck it just go in there and just be like I search you too, you have to not get you can go into with expectations of any yeah! You have your unit, as I think you just be normal, be a friend like you have been, but I think I have a friend who often gets friends on it, and I am always telling him that he needs to make himself lesson

available because he always makes himself of what is psychologically women, always when you're less available. While the area I know, will be considered sexist so I'll? Listen to your answer that the same with men and women, if you're less available like the people, people want you more. I think that's just how life is people like the hunt. I think men like the hunt a little more so I think you should. I never liked on really someone's like are not a hunter orbit gather issues more, like this Hey when women played hard to get it was self righteous. It got so boring so fuckin fast I've just like I can fuckin I'll just go run out. Now go watch a game, and then you know something that I did you not worth the fuckin trouble right. You don't owe me. I just always found that like because I'm

we just start to walk away and that these girls, with I know you're supposed to people ah but blobs. I didn't. I didn't get descriptive where my unlike some fuckin awful playwright, no rain I walked away from a lot by my number could have been so much. I showed a chaste chased. I just gotta be a guy, you know what I understand it. I wouldn't fuck me. I oh no, don't say that about yourself of people like you, a bill deal pickle, My love a good sandwich. My question to you: is you're a sandwich. What type a sandwich would you be I'd like you to answer this one? You can eat we once sandwich for the rest of your life? What would your big idea remind the listeners, what kind of say what you think I am. I once compare due to a grilled cheese sandwich.

But the thing about it anywhere about his exotic, is grilled cheese sandwich I was talking about. That is if I ever went to prison, The fact that I was a redhead Ryan for the first time in my life. I might be considered exotic here that you are grossly overestimating highways, ok and about the fact that, although quickly, I would be sexually assaulted in there and you remind me, Jane. There was with tomatoes. On that fuckin, grilled cheese sandwich. You think what their hair I wanna get somethin I saw it sounds. Would you like to eat? For the rest, I know the sailors to sound like this question came on a cosmo

He would have found which were kind of fair, which would you be if you could only he one fair ones for the rest of your life? What would it be? How we would never ask each other? What kind of sandwiches Rwanda me maybe like what kind of treasure you a classic little black dress a cocktail dress of a gown for the Oscars, like that, But what about for the bigger guys guys? What about the bigger girls? They say the bigger girls. Are you a car cover with spaghetti, strap stuff, like other just feed you for

And he goes like you're all these per year when I get what they do and that trying to sell magazines anyway, what kind of sandwich would you be valve EDA if I was a pair pants I'd be clam. Digg is this I saw like four five guys. We're in those forget thinks this weekend year, like those guys we're the Hitler youth here, cuts that just walk wrote that comes up. The the funniest thing ever widening socio sexual just point their legs and start laughing it just I love. Sandwich to locate, ought to be made. Echoes in all that lobster rural crab now. You're gonna, fuckin white with Red blotches day old, bud

be my psychiatric nerve problem, a mess ensure like there's our away people. They definitely take on the hue of a boiled laughter when they see my son and I will be made If you gave me a turkey silence, because you like Turkey, sandwiches here, but that's not me, you're, not Turkey, Sandwich yoke. People get excited, happy. When Turkey comes around. You know I mean I think, you're a techie sandwich because you're like what you don't ever say that I think you're a Turkey's dinner, reliable your status and when I talk make it go to sleep exam. And when consumed and make his sleepy all right. If you could only one sandwich near for the rest of your life, what would it bathers, a lifetime movie is a fairly cheese. They consider an assemblage cause. You know ass, my all time, Beirut about. Well, I mean it's not consider breath No, it's considered a serial horizon. Athanasius, dig

Yeah hero is a sandwich right, one of the US economy, a hero sandwich, so Finally, let me say once risk my life. I need a peanut butter sandwich with butter p b be injected. Does it out with a glass of fuckin milk way you have jelly on it. That way, you know, and we get fed You put jelly on your own divided with you. I gotta have one once we're just one for the rest of my fuckin library or have to eat it every day. You'll know we now everyday bed, the only sandwich when you're in the mood for a sandwich, you can only this particular savage. Science up like a giant challenges that we put the oil all over the physical bread sweaty you don't always have to get the oil. I don't know what I don't know what I would fuckin have. It is due to my not I guess, if I wouldn't die of a heart attack, I'd ever roast beef sandwich.

Go bill, your exciting lady! He likes the belly Billy, you bastard love the podcast as this one. You bastard love podcast might have been following your shenanigans for nearly eight years. Hudson for tickets, when you get here to London, I got my birthday. Third of August and will be crews and through to your gig on the fifth got you a cup years ago and gave you a cigar after this with the round house and candid who knows. Maybe you smoked course. I did ok so help me with this kind of weird dilemma of mine. Here's a deal on six thousand two hundred and sixty three on a good day, he's feeling good about himself. He stands up straight and I'm fairly However, due to my love of cake pie and all things, don't I've had pact on a mass in one specific area, my belly, God, that's the classic european fuckin body.

In our view, they got those seventh greater arms and then they just got the fuckin fish and chips are generally and our people, but they like their pubs like death. Thinner. Could I think their food is higher quality, but they just don't go to the gym over there. They walk around a lot down. My brother loves it. They ve, nickname me big belly. Bixby called. Two chapels Clayton, Bixby and I've become used to use to giving it a good old fashioned slap from time to time by lady opposite to she rubs, it wants to fill up with a rabbit food she's. Megan, whatever, etc, etc. It's a mind: fuck subverts the whole guys gotta have a pact vibe You lose em a year anyway, I'm gonna keep on going Michelangelo, on this bitch in getting into shape at the Still losing the failsafe laugh of the day. What do you think you do? You know what I mean?

fat guy slaps his belly like a fuckin walrus looking for a mate and if we don't write aid under control, it's gonna get bigger and bigger, and it's gonna be bad for your house out. Trust me your girlfriend. My love the valley right now, but she is going to really love that six back. What if she's in secure she's worried that he's gonna go out for, can start there with a full Monti someplace taken both work and get. Six back together, although she might already habits and she's a billion an idle, and while they never happened since a keep, what couples could never worker I dont like yeah, I'm not into, but maybe we tried to work out Can I wish you all you push Mokanna want now we never worked out together like that. Jim together and we hear everything I say we always do we go to a party. What do we do? We go endeavours. Have words came here to have a good time knots in view of the person I live with

I came here. I live with you, I don't you didn't, hang out with you. So what's going on with you in this new environment, I am now you're governs gonna love the six pack so key batter and like to keep her belly just so people can slap at around. So you can be that guy at the party after awhile yeah, that's pathetic. It's better to get shredded and be Ino real, Michelangelo. Yemeni get to work or of being a dick being aloof, used every. People. Talk to you pretend you're looking at some down the street and therefore can eyebrows up Simon escape keep on moving. You know, I'm like check how about that poster year. Now I'm is that you're, the guy. She bought up a bunch of great points which is often go back and read it

I cannot remember he was just saying now: everything is like hole is one that I made a fifty was holding up Hugh Jackman. Would that increase the chances guys fighting other guys. I don't think it's about leg, increasing lake influencing people to do it s! Just like it's not will they said, like it, isn't a great log actually unaffected. That's it's a good poster, but I would say that don't take, it promotes violence against women. I know I wouldn't think Sally there, but although not trying to speak for blue women say they can speak for themselves now I don't know. I saw that poster and I first Vulcan tell it was a woman, but if I was like well versed in that whole thing we like. Oh, that's such and such character. Yeah. I don't I don't know, but I think it's probably birthday

there on the front by Mr. I was saying they're all named after, like discontinued colonial mystique apocalypse. Just It's like whoever came up with Zimmer then try to get The cologne in an all fuckin bond right- it listen, I'm fortunately going the park. Ask as I gotta go work Obama, their little doo doo, Doo, Doo, Doo, doo aright. Thank you guys for listening. I let you guys know about those pre sales for the upcoming dates in Ireland, and I think it every that's been buying tickets in school wind in Amsterdam in London and the second show in London, nanny so great. They have and I found a cigar bois where I can fuckin smoke a stick after I love that nice big you're a fucking Winston Churchill. Some shit would be wonderful. I don't know man

energy where, on average, I read out that went into its own made with Winston Churchill? If one I've got a society that was go fuck yourself, I'll check it on your Thursday.