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Monday Morning Podcast 7-14-14

2014-07-14
Bill rambles about Cleveland, World Cup Soccer and leaving the Gaza Strip.

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Hey, what's goin on spill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday July, Fourteenth two thousand and four Jeanne. Oh my god, you guys, where is this summer cooing the wing? I can't wait for the winter. I like the one I enjoyed. Ok, our tasty fought. There's nothing. The summer offers not. For me, ok, either on outside. With that look on my face, you know that little employ whatever the fuck. You call it. Let's get that look on his face. Say it's gone. You know that that face what is called the emergency. Words, like that's the look I have on my fucking face when I walk around between May in August, and here I'm telling you right now all those theories about. What's gonna kill off redheads recessive Jesus, it's gonna be global warming. That's what he's gonna, because
tell if these almost scale any harder right, I've been a new I'm in New York City right now get a benefit tonight and tomorrow in Brooklyn, and die out to benefit that Turkey should. Can t Dylan that out there I don't know what it is all right. I fucking just woke up and not this thing out, because I got shit to do today and I get I haven't been here in New York in awhile and it's been stiffened had been cool that event, You're, what I can tell you city just beat the shit out of me. I was return in this. This morning. Literally it was like fuckin nine streets up into blocks over that took me a good forty minutes front of finding gas station right, the lady in my phone, you always the gas station she's like there's a gas station right down to supper. I feel the word I go away down there and there's a fuckin. You know
I don't know, I don't know what they're doing this scrubbin out the gas tags so that things screwed I asked the lady again she's like over fifty right near you, so I click on the closest dot. I drive that one that one takes me like another fifteen minutes to get too I get to that? One has got a fence around was red face going through the roof of this rental car. I didn't not handle it like an adult whatsoever. Led act like a big baby, big stoop. They like it old size, passive fires, some issue, just shoved one right. My mouth slap me on my fuckin hand, like my dad used to write no passive. Are you always said coolly snapped? Really, love is like tat. We all just start worrying that he's gonna kick the shit out of us any, never did never laid a hand on his brow. Loudest snap was, you could only imagine is fuckin fist,
so you shut up. You shut the fuck up because back in the day when you could discipline kids right, you can beat the shit out of em right. Public unpeopled walked by now would be it so your father's threats were actually something serious day. This generation kids a wide open for finance, kick in the way they walked down the street with their faces in the phone. You could upper cut them right through their phone right into their face, lovely, and I think it would do this generation. They get them a bit of good, because I'm a crappy old guy- and I like the way thing here still bay- anyways somewhere down the street out here in New York and the amount of people of all ages just muttering to themselves and they can make my rent really moved out, I know what the fuck are you talking about, you know: do I get HPV right but their bitching about off their more crazier.
Other cities, because I think what it is in this city. You can't hide you fuckin car, Oh out, no way I can fuckin be talking to my run in my goddamn yap in somebody pulls up next me. It looks over, me, and I can let seamlessly go from my own psycho shadow with myself to pretending up singing with the radio when I gave the lights, yeah Why? Listen to the radio that isn't on that's fucking. Stupid journey song is better my head for three days and die. But now in yours, because I'm taken all you fuckers down with me And those with the end, I've heard this song like a thousand times, but I don't know the lyrics fuckin socks.
How many those bands either out there we are like a radio fan like you know, all the lyrics like say, Billy Joe, I dont know one of them that their baggage psycho you give me lots laughs today, cracking up Do you know I use? I couldn't stand back in the day near when he did that stupid the uptown girls on making it so like he was ass, bad ass, when the wrong side of the tracks, member- that nobody down with me? I'm a bad as little burger jewish kid playing the piano. Keep away from my children, and I was like wisely acting like he's a maniac and then forty years later, he's gettin hammer drive and his car through the front of people's houses, and I was like you know what I owe We Jovan apology. I
oh gee, not only was out of president wrong. I want a drink with that maniac. How much fun would he be to drink with? He could talk about I would like to bang supermodel and then just sit down a start playing. Some tunes He's got all those songs and three for time which the greatest thing when you're drunk yeah. So if a piano myth that such I never like, that's where people's way back and forth, yadda yadda do baby boom and I said man. What are you doing shut up, it's like if Anthony Bourdain play the piano in always always trying to make his fork in going out to get a hot dog, so fuckin art, What's goin on what's corner was society that's like just
Whatever you're talking about in your face, let me know if it's good rating knee What are you doin. So anyway? Yes, I'm here in New York Chop and at the bit. I've wanted to do stand up the last couple nights, but my wife wont. Let me She says hag yoga Well, ain't gonna buy me some shoes body. We haven't been into one single story. So back you. What are you talking about? Now? I've just been a little bit lazy. Other waken. Up. Every morning, Boodle Bobo, Renate Weber, announced three I've been going over the Brooklyn Bridge every single day. That's from my work up and then I find of scaffolding. I got left and I can't get it for
and then I fuck and dropped to the fucking ground. I turn around the sum cabdriver laughing at me right with his yellow stained white button down short these problems, whereas for the last fifteen hours of a shift looking at me, like I e g, I would love to do some polyps on scaffolding other an incline instead of climbing up there and actually working on it. We're talking about white privilege here today and the pod cast it but where one port, where one person sees slave labour, I see a Jim. I see a free, Jim, isn't a terrible news to shaken ahead. I thought you would get nodding her. Your style was running shoes. When did you buy em cause the Orange shoelaces good? That says about me. Yeah you're you'll, do today did that insulted the shit. I already knew endless.
Something nice and then there you go. Please try to drop thanks all right. What are we gonna talk about this week this week, all right? Let's, let's get it over with shut up. Let's get this over with Lebron James went back to Cleveland I'll. Tell you right now. I don't think I've ever been so fuckin disappointed in a city, Europe. Like you know, when the brine left you the first time, remember how devil Did you were? You cried in? through all is Leubronn shit out in your front line you listed on fire like some checked, had been cheated. You remember that shit There was only four years ago, and I didn't I didn't judge there's no way that you knew what he was. But now you know, what did you do you? Let him
Can you got back into this relationship with them like PAMELA and sent back in the day, get back with Tommy Lee right like he wasn't a body that being demanded the? like that wasn't gonna fuckin happen again: Jesus Christ for CAN Cleveland. Do you really think this guy's gonna stick around? How long do you think gonna be there before you realise at ease in Cleveland again and he's gonna start check. Now, some of the other hot chicks around the leak, maybe Chicago? What about away? They done a horde them out themselves out enough that their franchise, What is just hang down their ankles that nobody will work Jesus. Nobody wants to go, there anymore. I don't know he bill. What are you coming down in Cleveland
We have a lot to chairmanship forever. Fuck, you Cleveland your bunch of fuckin babies, Jesus fucking Christ, who's been given. You shit, nobody, nobody chance, the falcon! year nineteen, forty eight! Nobody does you don't have any curse. You don't have anything right. All you had to do was billed art of Fuckin stadium, but you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't build a football stadium, but your built, a Fuckin Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, so they could hang Britney spears, jumpsuit next Mick Jagger these the priorities and as a sports bad I'm supposed to feel bad for you, my heart supposed to. Form when this guy you cheated on you with the Miami he down there and he got the Falcon professional harps right now he's coming back to give it you and you drop into your fuckin knees. Taken your fuckin burned up
Le Braun Jersey. Are you a little wastepaper basket? Whatever the fuck you have next year desk fuckin with you guys are met before he came back. I hope, because when it championship blog is the Lakers. Don't when I'm happy. I'm excited then, like that you know, I've talked about it before they claim on what she had been ship than they should get. No, I know the person is Celtics. Nobody wants the company for the Celtics, it's fuckin, it kills me. No part of it is in our problem. It's the weather right. This is the op pig. Look, you look at the NBA. What is it like? Ninety One per cent african American, okay so usually comes down to where you want to play. Let's say the Celtic so are bidding on the same free agent as the Lakers right, so that these are the options I think I have said this before their option. You want to come to Boston where it's cold.
And the racism is off the chat. Or would you like to play an alike where it's warm. Is this the celebrity ass to bang. And the racism is off the chat either way. You're not gonna, like the police, force But the weather's nice Emmy we take, we can compete with that fuckin over I'm just fuck. Would you Cleveland guys aim by the way I'm sick of every fuckin thing being described as a red? Do you know Sweet eyes, I was doubly just talking about the dj, see in Vegas just talking about, but the thing now, as you give you talk about something. For like more than like two minutes, all the son- it's it's called a rent like to me- is read like short for ranting raving, so I
the melee they suffer, dredge, attire tables, and with that that is ranting right. We just fuckin talking about something and I've never look the word up at ranting and also heckling. Those are the two things a drive me nuts when they say the comedian heckled, the crowd. The comedian cannot tackle the crowd. The crowd is not giving a performance that can be interrupted. You understand that J Anyways, so what else? What else happened in so anyway he's back Lebron James is back in Cleveland. You know it's funny. I thought was hilarious was in Miami there, sure the big three in somebody like spray painted over the bronze face. It's like a fuck yourself. You know what I mean. He was never yours. How did you get the guy I hate ones?
do that that was like when Celtics fans were mad when Rio and went down to the fucking he it's like Wasn't hours. He was an hour's aright. He came in. He came. We got em off the meat market. You can't expect the guy not to do that again. The guy is the supersonic ok, whose clothes and out his career with the Celtics and the heat if he hasn't already retired. You can't get mad about that. I write what the fuck any heed fan. Fuckin pits overload bronze face the guy bright either. Finally, for years in a row, and you want to championship what's the problem, I could see of Dwayne Wade left. Why am I talking to the sport? I know nothing about this. The fuckin annoy you guys about that all right, the war. I United States rejoices as the World CUP ends
Jesus Christ, but I gotta say somebody finally got a real injury that guy on Brazil actually broker vertebrates, always terrifying. Thank God he's all right. As far as broken vertebrates go left, there was no nerve damage. Far as I know, so that's a good thing and about the crowds man about the Germans, not fucking around what they did. Brazil that was unbelievable. That was a football game. That would have been like times is seven go in and ninety what I'm a fucking idea. It would have better what about see these seventy seventy seven. Eighty four were thirteen very like scorn: thirteen fuck untouched out. That was the game. You are kills me as I miss that game. Actually I take that among the road right now so measurement a watch it when I get back, because that is the soccer game every person in the United States has wanted to see forever have one
scores seven goals or both of them score: seven, combined for forty three game for the love of Fucking Christ. You know I'm fucked with you guys. Actually I watched the final I watched it poverties House may we had a great time and- and he was laughing, he wasn't always going. Don't he's got to soccer was the shit and we were talking about the stuff I swear to God. We fucked up so bad We should have done was we should have recorded our audio watching that gave so people in Europe and all around the world could enjoy how fuckin ignorant we are of the goddamn sport just classic lines like do. You understand like how much the world cares about this. We were even recognize how fuckin stupid we resounded, but I gotta get this clip if anybody can find it at the end of the game,
when Germany, one and unfortunately Argentina loss my condolences out to them. I should like both countries. You know I mean, and I think that kind of like each other, you enough. If you know what I mean for those of you who read about the fall out after world war to the at the end of the game, when they were going through the crowd when they would show in the german fence a freak out. They re think scarier than a fucking, angry german fear when they showed the Argentinians whatever the fuck. You call em they cut to this guy, and I swear to God, member that joke that mean for as you do we weak pretended like we were crying like you know, I'm such a good terms like that there was a guy in the car.
He literally look like that's how he was cried. The girl who was in his fifties. He had one. I was hats on you know from back in the fifties and Sixtys when Are you guys would join immense club? They have to go, from their wives, those kids who they want to get blown on all whether carpet in some sort of. One floor, ranch building down the street they'd put that little head on with that ass along the side. It was where one of those in they cut to in Germany was ii was fucking blubbering never seen it. I was just sit there. They cut wages and I'm not even Jochen like what I just said. Good sake that audio right up to what the fuck you proof, literally like that I don't I don't I gotta get into this fuckin sport. I don't understand like I've. I lived through this
Seventy eight red Sox. I lived through the fucking. Eighty five bears Russian, my patriots, the eighty six red Sox, Metz, Jesus cry. I dream leucadians when we can never beat the fucking Canadians all of those heartbreaking games, the errand bone game, all that I never at the end of any of those losses, went who I mean what the fuck Jesus Christ. What party like I'm taking these two series, Jesse was hopeless. This fuckin guy it was like it was, A key just built his own house by hand paid heed this some country, built a house by an and he had to go back and get his family. Finally got money goes to the house that I built for you and then the whole fuckin thing just collapsed. Then
I can understand their. They realize I can understand that she has watched a fuckin sport we, Can't even use your hands and he was their heads down by his sides, other poor bastard? There would have been the most uncomfortable feeling ever to give him to give another man a hug like that when their crying like Did you feel them collapse in the EU offers over a soccer gay. I know it was the championship of the world. I get it understand. So anyway, congratulations to the Germans. I mean they clearly where the best team- and I can say that with confidence because I watched about you know collectively- maybe about three hours of the World CUP seem like seemed like a good fucking game.
All right: they go. That's the end of my riveting world cup, oh by the way, my apologies to Algeria for call you Albania last week, I hope I didn't fuck it up again, whatever just now that I bet on you, take their counters. An apology gives a shit. Let's, let's get on to some fucking advertising for this we go Jesus. Here we go again over the stamp stock, everyone. You know that feeling you get when you can get things done, with just a click of a mouse. It kick it more convenient than that and now you can even get your mailing and shipping done without leaving your desks desk thanks the stamps Doc upstairs dot com, turned your pc or your MAC and do your own personal post office that never closes talk about convenient by imprint official. You was posted for any letter, a package using your computer and pressure and then
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what's goin on me. You know it's funny. I we're talking. You guys, for the last how about the water damage on my house so to get your updated case should give a fuck. My house is ninety one years old and what I quickly learn, because we were just gonna fix the year. The three little shit, shackle rooms. Do it yourself, hunker crap, that was underneath my wife's office. Ah, you know that's all we were gonna fix, but what happens is when you have a house is old. Is mine and everybody who lived in it before you didn't do a fucking thing to it other than just maintain it. When you go into the walls, it's it's.
It's a shit. You are right and what started off as just what I was gonna do. Basically, my house was initially just a ranch, was just a one floor thing and downstairs: it was like a porch and throughout the years they added they dug into the hill. I guess he added this ground floor and it never really made sense liking. It seem like an apartment downstairs in the house. Upstairs there wasn't any flout so. Anyway, so downstairs- and it was like this going into the hill offer them the main room downstairs you block up to stairs of Europe, open a door, and then you at this walkin closet to the left
kept going straight. There was another stare and then there was another little room at somebody at some point with developing pictures that when people used film and shit is really creepy, looking in big trouble, you're fucking would throw the undeveloped pictures in the place. You know something out of that serial killers showing Showtime Dexter here and then that you went up one more step- and there was an unfinished area we could use for storage, so all of that got all wet or whatever, so they took off that shit out and then dug out all the dirt and made it level with the floor and am adding a real fucking bathroom down there and then a nice walkin closet. That's all I wanted to do it that's it. I got my hands up economic when they call a file and you act like you didn't do it. I touch him. I didn't touch him. So they go on the walls
if such an absolute shit show down there. You know it's turned into an entire. We model of the downstairs and all away through. I had to get all the plumbing and all the electrical fixed on my house, because the walls and ceilings are open down there, you might as well get it done. I have all fucking galvanised pipe, ok and unknown. Buster Keaton probably hauled the shit in while he was struggling in Hollywood. Do you know when this house was initially built at the fuckin electrical Jesus Christ? I already had a guy one time downstairs, workin on some electrical shit, and I was upstairs watching tv or something I had the tv off, I think, goes in a tv room, and I heard this guy downstairs and like three times when he was down there, trying to figure out why the switch these to the thought that way
outlet and the light were on the same switches, something like three times. I heard him downstairs in the cross space underneath where I was that I would use here why tat back so what is a mess? Everybody at what was gonna be this simple little project is now turned into an entire. Just fuckin remodel, but I'm actually I have accepted it. You know it's basically gonna be like say about an old car. You just did a body off restoration, so on copy of the old carpet only together and are you gonna restoration at this point- is, can be brand new shit. So, like you just one out, you bought state of the art, Jesse suspension and all that shit
So I don't know I got to do what I got to redo all the pipes in electrical. Can I eliminate the two major things you don't want: okay, water flooding and a fire. So I can leave town and not worry about that shit, and then I got to worry about. Is the earthquake, flights in fires and general out there right rather than I think, I'm all settled ridges, so I'm hoping the whole fucking things gonna be done the end of this. What I'm really trying to say is Billy boys got a lot of road deaths. Come enough, mother fucker is always something I paid off the fuckin thing right as what idea? That's? What I'd do everything I've made? I just thrown at my Fuckin house, because I know how this business ends. The entertainment business does not end nicely.
I'll take it ends with you sit there with your hat in hand, got nothin. I therefore beg you know, I'm not gonna be. If now, I'm gonna be there guy everybody's that guy, but at the very least wherever I live, is gonna be fuckin paid. For so I paid the fuckin thing off. They cannot sit, prettier drawn a bathroom and Papa do who gives a fuck? And now it's just become official data by the whole house, Sal over again, it's an investment by your house. It's a fucking investment, I'm gonna! Let me go, let me go, it's gonna be beautiful! it's done. You know it's gonna make out in this, whoever I fuck and sell it to Cosette that doesn't it value your house. Nobody gives a shit. Did you see these copper pipes that are inside the walls? No one gives a fight gives a fuck about that. You know, buys the house the fuckin way. That's what are really come,
down to leisure, a single guy or a gay dude. With your you at your gay body right, you can walk in. You know when you look, the back yard. You try to see like you know what kind of poor party you can have, a whatever the fuck it is they look for you know, I don't pretend to understand our pretend to speak for other groups, although I do it all the time I guess women, like you know they come in all my god. Look at this catch on a lever. They love kitchens, but then, if he s going to make a fuckin sandwich for you, they they flip out tat. I thought you liked the kitchen I liked it to look at it, get out there and fuck it puts up between two slices of right. Now I swear to God in the lucky out on the porch, you wouldn't dare I would. I would, and you don't know what you have said. So I could pick you up right now and put you out there in there's nothing. You can do ass far ass. He could scream rape, in other words, all the fun. Doesn't it aren't you hate when that happens? So anyway, that's what's going on in my fuckin world.
Ah, oh by the way, I could get the tonnage shit on twitter because over me talking about eating right and exercising a lover. People call sounds like rabbit food or they do that. Don't shit will join the Cheese Dodge Sal addressing you might as well have a burger at that point. You know it's like. First of all, who doesn't know that and then secondly, it still not as bad as eating a fucking burger. You asshole. Ok, I'll, give a shit. How much Sal addressing you put on. Let us it's not gonna led the fucking heart disease. All right, like a delicious juicy, goddamn burger will right. You know you can't fucking L people fuck people on forty six years old and I am in the best shaped by Ben in a long time. In that way, I just go with the ball sonic. You fuckin negative comments, summit
Some may enjoy the key. Why salad recipes that great Will it down you pie whole, it will fill you up stay away from the clown food and the fuckin in the meat for a couple of days. You do that twice a week twice a fuckin weak and just try the other five days. You be amazed. What happens be amazed, what fuck inhabits cloud food by the ways desserts? I call it clown food, because when when I'm using Europe when I meet and cookies and shit. Deserts look good to me, but when I got that sugar craving anatomy and I'm not even looking at desserts when I glanced over at the dessert trade, that's lily. What it looks like it looks, looks like that's what clowns would eat nuts? Whether face looks like that. You know whatever it makes sense to me, get up our earlier. I am Bitch morning complain about all this fuckin shit
I gotta, as is there anybody else's podcast lives in Israel or listen Palestine. I gotta ass. You like Hattie Party, a fucking deal with this. I feel the Mccoy shit that's going on over there. I just look at this at some point. You know If you have the money, why, when you just fuckin leave I swear to God. I would you wanted here, take it fuck it yours. Here. It is this his dog, aware that guy went with the scandals that everyone gives a shit about Euro. Doesn't got an up on all religions. Doesn't God love everybody? So why would he give a fuck way? You lived
if he made all of it, but she made all of it. Are it made all of it if we crawled out of the fuckin mud at some point, man, Jesus Christ, these fuckin stories heartbreaking? They just shoot missiles at each other's towns, and I don't know I'm trying to think if somebody just shoot it away. When I leave you, yes get Dollar Minnesota. Spoken phrase and Gatt. Where there's nobody should a missile at me. I don't know. I wish you and you can tell by the web speaking about it. I'm ignorant itself like Israel. They shouted this fuckin police gatehouse. They killed like ten members of his family. You know now what is it
Do a second. I make people on that other side. You know hate less. Like now we get it. Thank you carry you know. What am I saying here like all good looking forward to what was was every England's posted just walk away with its entire country? She's? What are my suggestion you suggesting I gotta be I Fucking leave I just picture that guy the end of the algerian game, which is that whatever I would just fight, would have enough pocket you when you want air, it is four could take about em up
That's easy to say that what you don't know the language you gotta go somewhere else. That's what I would do. I would fuck and build a concrete bunker and I would buy like
as many resided stones, as is, I could afford an hour just try to learn other languages. I just pick a fucking country which I will go there and then what do you do? I'm trying to think where I could live other than the United States as a bunch of biogas, Canada? I think a good living in good or else indefinitely in France as eligible just take a while take a while to get used to it also skinny genes over there. You know, I don't think I just answered my question where you're from what the fuck you gonna go you just except that after were cases, this is depressing aright.
Get to work. How far does Pakistan are found? Spoken, pork, sturdy, five minutes. Ok, I think it's time to read a couple of a couple of her letters for the week here. Oh by the way, I want to thank everybody who made others dj remixes of my my attempt at imitating that music, it that's all I was doing. I wasn't saying it wasn't viable or anything like that. If you're really go back and was what I was saying, I was just saying: I'm glad to make it a bunch of money. I hope they save it because I saw the same sort of bubble. You know care metal, Grunge, boy bands stand a comedy, have seen I've seen over and over and over again say what they saved money. That's what it really saint re. Wasn't a red!
Alright, although maybe it was, I didn't really go back and listen to our I D Jays or if you want to listen to all of the other dj remixes from last week, he can go onto twitter. We're gonna have em all up there at the M M. Podcast is the twitter handle, I believe me say at the end and pod cast. Please follow this part gas. There we have the least or whatever the fuck. I talk about the videos and what not our deeds Hey Billy based rum greetings from Finland, I'm a twenty year old musician and for the past four years I've been getting it electronic music before you call me a mouse head? I don't give a fuck if you like that guy, I don't hate that guy or one of his dick shocking Please help me out, I wouldn't know the difference between his the whilst head looking guy or the other guy, looks like one of the two Cory's about that ear. Rape, you here in mainstream clubs,
There are a number of dj or whatever you want to call them. Who actually can play some real instruments. I play guitar drums bay In some piano it is through that a big part of making music on a computer is editing, but when you records around samples and start fucking around with them, it is time consuming and tedious as any form of music. We had me right up until then will so is painting a house. Does that mean the guy paint in the houses Hendricks? That doesn't mean Any sense to me, sir. Listen. I know that that what you're doing is an art? Ok, I'm not you know, I'm just I'm just making. I just make funny shit. Ok, doctor It all fuckin don't get any sadder than you are. I don't have any more black clothing or eyeliner to your fuckin wardrobes day. That's one of the stereotyped! We all do that anyway. He says overrated too much deodorant. No sane person wants you to smell. Like nuclear waste underrated.
Using the stairs. I see way too many lazy, Fox, taking always taking the most convenient wave. Got a pair of functioning legs, fucking use them you'll. Think yourself later anyways rating and I'm looking forward to seeing you in Helsinki again I'm looking forward to come on over there. Does it you gonna, become dangerous part of the world from people keep saying that I'm trash mdgs- I'm not anyways in what's funny. Nobody ever thinks that their part of the problem. You know your music is Europe. What I make is this tedious is learning the elbow people boom boom boom, aright fats from Atlanta, They are Billy red face. Hope this message finds you reading the Monday morning, podcast reading it on time ha ha real time He can be challenging this messages, on the eighty?
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Jack White, though is the shared, everyone knows that if you dont, then you need to crawl out of your cave and rejoin society. Did I read that right? I guess she was playing with the kills and was opening for Jack White Span and he saw TAT. She was the shit, that's how they are they got together. I think that as well point was. I apologise for my real anyway. She said I want to take a minute share, a few thoughts with you. I've been listening to your part just for a little over a year now a few items I feel compelled to comment on fact, shaming. Thank you. I've been very focused on my health over the last year and dropping off the wagon for about two years. It feels great getting back in shape your podcast motivating and I'm typically listening to it. While I'm working out a while travelling on a plane or in a car being. Stationary and reminding myself. I need to work out if you dont, like fat, shaming than don't listen to the fucking programme? It's not
there's not a million other things, the listen to me. I think I do fat shaving a twinkle in my eye right, anyways, vegetarian food chain. He's entire restaurants. Oh yeah, I keep bringing that applicant by Google vegetarian restaurant. There will show these chinese entire restaurants. He says the reason this shows up. Is these calls genes are great for vegetarians. If you go to, real chinese restaurant, not some amount, can chinese crap the food is way more focused. The vegetables and is actually quite healthy ties harder to find healthy, but there are generally are a few great options at authentic tie. Restaurants acre not mouth, breathing more food You don't believe me next time, you're in Atlanta original way, I'll prove it to you dude. I believe you, if we don't have to have a lunch day here. Anyways yeah
yeah. You know what my version of chinese food is that deal that fuckin food to eat in ten minutes later, your hungry again that really unhealthy shit. So I I really have to look into that a little bit more. I guess anyways. All you know I'm about to do. I wanted to apologize, saw the World CUP France for some people get annoyed me trash, and you know I just like fucking irritate me, guess you know it's fun and I think in your heart of hearts, it really budget that the United States doesn't give a fuck about the World CUP and I know right now you like our fact owls, but you know it's true and I think in your heart of hearts. You actually want to be an American. Don't you you never fantasize about that. Spain. Some sat for a new way to a more like a walmart. Listen some country music with your fucking job, hang in open some ill feeling here,
Listen to some country guy, Robin your balls veto lack with SAM. You can get the fuck out. This is America, changing for nobody right and then they start playing a violent. Makes you I'll leave out of a truck come on? You know. We would want to do that. Like a couple of weeks, european start in Austria and stop come visiting? Visiting the coastal city, see the real America get in the middle of it. Get in a fucking heartland, go to some of our d and spoken. Citys are right when you get once got into some of that shit. Just fuckin drive around ok. I challenge you to walk into one, maybe four walmart in the middle of nowhere and not break down like that. Argentinian gave hoo hoo hoo.
Was there any point to be made there? I don't think there was all right. Other instrument. Dear Billy, called train. You play drums and that's awesome, you're, a bona fide pool kid. What, because I socket drums or and I'll take daddy but if you could play a second instrument and be a master of it, what would you play Or a guitar is not an option. Why. Why isn't it a fuckin option, as you say, so I right or wrong with it. You got you, between a saxophone trombone flute, a violin? What's your choice, It was Jara music. What would you want to be the master of thanks and go flute yourself, Jesus Jesus with the plans with their if I saxophone from our trombone dotted doubt trombones a bad ass, Fucking Psmith says you when you meet with the plunge and like trumpet trombone.
What would I play- and I know that New Orleans Shit or like I like that unborn player, ran in change. Brown bear Fred, Bob Bob Bob. The day to day right, whatever folk song do wanted to death. I care but the name of the star, or did I tell you guys? I found a fuckin killer, James Brown, a killer, James Brown, like a new version or not under different, take up Of I feel good you got here, the shit hang on a second. Let me see if I can bring this up Roquat James Brown right there, click on that. This is how much of a fucking genius this guy,
where the hell is that hot pants areas to the ship, Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah tummy, give us another forty nine thousand times in a row. You girls that also other the bridge is the only thing that sort of sounds like the original version. That just sounds like him fucking around try figure out how we gonna do a gadget. You replied trombone,
I also really like the trumpet. I can feel it. That's an unbelievably powerful instrument and my dad at a record when I was a kid TED heathenish orchestra swing is king and they had a couple of sections will where it was just a trumpet solo or just the horn section would kick in it. And it was a fucking blue, yadda yadda chair when you will listen to what we had a nice. I find system back in the day there- and I remember. First time I went my saw big ban alive. I went to Berkeley think I told the story before I went to bed
glee and it was the year the body rich band and body was, he was gone by then even gone probe like five six year, so they just would have these all start. Dramas come in and play with the band, and I could not fucking believe like a big man was basically was for trombones for sacks of funds for trumpets and die. I mean these guys when it when they would just just fuckin all of em but play sixteenth luck and people blown on horns. You fucking, it boy got them with Batman. Was unbelievable, so I've always loved that kind of music on the ship that I'm listening to now, like I gotta know rental car a couple weeks ago, and I just decided I was gonna, listen to the police station, so I could kill you know what Go on I just cousin. Is it a comedian? You got it
Somehow it's your job cuts No, what's going on out, there arose your actual, really start feeling dated like I mentioned couple months ago when I use Britney spears as a reference as like. When I was talking about you know some young flimsy and it bond like it, got nothing in front younger crowd, and then I had to be like waiting when she's like a thirty two thirty three divorce mother of two or three kids at this point, she's, not nineteen anymore bill. You no fuckin fourteen years has gone by since again and again I plead with you put on some clothes, your fuckin whore, but God bless. You made your money, you may Your money my saying so. Yes, that actually has led me into listening to all kinds of other fuckin shit. Plus I play drums, you know as the hobby and
so I've always liked, I guess rap music. I refuse to call it hip hop onto white to call upon it. Just doesn't some right coming up that rap music. That sounds right coming out of my mouth but like I like it was a game and listen to little wanes no one riches fuck. I really like the drums in that, and I also think he's fucking hilarious well, behind your back like jugs, that's fucked up by myself, laugh and when I'm listening to a shit is also amazing. You know but dark and made duly enough with that shit. So that's what I'm into and if I could get trombone I would love that If I could be like Bill Murray and Groundhog Day, I would master drums guitar trumpet trombone piano. There would probably be it maybe base
I don't know you know, there's a guy actually following you tube. If your base plans fucking guys the shit like he plays all the great fuckin songs that have just unbelievable baselines, From funk all the way to like you know, cover shit that you should know if you playing a ban, that song that eight six, seven five three or nine he plays that shit. There really is a problem of Allah. Put that link up, will have it up on the twitter. The at the M M podcast Twitter Handle will have all that shit up there for you to get this. Basically, what I would do this thing off Jesus Christ. What do I do. Please tell me I didn't fuck this whole podcast up. Is that better was I lean and on this thing forever, while I don't have time to fix it, god dammit some pointed
wait a minute. I'm gonna make this a professional operation, all right, let's get to the next the luggage. The final one here tenets. Oh by the way, the The float is the one fuckin instrument that there's just no. There was there's no cool the play then instrument. You know just isn't- and I don't want to hear about Jethro tough. They do- and I heard the other flute Piccolo like those of those a great little add ons when you have an entire symphony like that's like the curb finders for the yeah. You know my back. In the day when you like, I attended the windows. I have my vanity plate. You know I gotta get fuzzy dice hanging from the falcon.
View mirror. What what's the last thing you put curve find his vision and want to damage your rims. That's what I flew to like a pickle, always. Am I who would even resplendent there's no way somebody just placed a pickle up like dig the you, your definitely playing multiple fuckin instruments and you like the utility guy, I'm team. My gay, we need you to play right field. I write. I play the fucking piccolo right I tend to anyone dear Billy Argosy. This person says, heard you mention anything. I have never heard you mention anything about playing tennis. It sounds to me Sport, you in the lovely near would enjoy your vineyards. Le Lanes, page and hell seems to be important to tennis- is a great work out and after playing a handful of
You can actually see yourself getting better in your case. We wouldn't call them tennis, whites, we call them tennis, pasty, whites, hey every four guy what's your history with the sport ever give it a go yeah. I grew up in the eightys the big time sport was in the seventies, so you know the fall out of it was still there. I still am. Oversized. Fuckin, racket, probably with cat, got strings no offense Peter, but that's the way, and made him back then, and maybe they're nylon, I've, no fucking idea. I love turn a cell of watch that Cyprus should. As far as runnin around my eight, my back and she went on my fucking. Do I see you know those people who play those running around sports basket
All in all of them, you have, you ever see those guys when they get to the authorities and into their forties near still fuckin come on out. There tape go all the way up to their hippy body was not designed to fuck do that runnin around I plan to grass surface if they got a local, were Wimbledon replica. I'd fucking play on that shit.
What's funny, so I gotta tell us ragged, like everybody, I played a little bit in the eighties with my body. See no, and we would talk all kinds of shit we go out. Then we get drunk got over the public court. You know the one that had the cracks in it. What the grass comin up and like no net sieges tyres string across it need be plain at night. He be argued if it went over and remember that shit that's the way would play we had a great time, and so, when I moved out and want to New York City, you know when I was packing the vitals. Obviously the tennis ragged didn't make it, and I remember when one time I met this really really nice woman. I want to go on a date and she was like she suggested play tennis because she was nice rather go around in boots and also again get tat. His ragged and I liked her so much actually had my parents
mail me, my tennis write it down through me. Am I went out to Brooklyn and we played tennis. She want. That was the end that we allow items in the glacier. Placidly belong in that, but we're that's probably I now I dont not into that shit, I'm not into work. Although I gotta tell you one of the Brooklyn Bridge and I jogged across all the way back, my hotel, and I was surprised that I had that kind of wind, but I got back into skipping rope again. They ever tell you guys. This is the work out that I used to do back in the day. I would I put on classic sports network before they got bought up by Fuckin ESPN and
I would take old fights or you know daily voyage. He was a big guy back then in off he had a nice twelve round fight. I would I would recorded and hopefully went like nine ten eleven twelve rounds and what I would do was when I would watch it during my work out and what I would do. So when the boxes were fighting, I would be Skippin Roque, road skip rope and I would watching the fight and when they rested I would stop skippin rope and then, when they gonna start fighting again, I was back on the agenda on the rope and I would just try to just build myself up to see how many fuckin rounds I could get too and if you really gain in appreciation for the kind of work shape that those guys are rank as you just sitting there jumping up and down like wee wee wee wee there actually trying to prevent,
somebody from beating the shit out of them, while they tried beat the shit out of me. You know that if you have a fight, you fucking life, you know if nobody, trains Devil bar fight. It just fuckin happened to you but that shit? How? When did you were after, like me, along the bar fight last, it's like under under usually under thirty seconds. You hear that Reagan here, all the fuckin shit. If you actually cut all this shit talk and ensue purgatory fucker withdraw good evening. Cut out all that shit just get out of the fighting aspect of it. It usually the thirty seconds, and I swear that like how hard you breathing it is ridiculous, and these guys just twelve rounds of that shit is just it's unbelievable. There s a kind of thing, because I hate going to the Fuckin Jim. I hate to want cardio and all I type of stuff. So I always tried it.
Something going on that. I can do that. Just doesn't have me staring at the clock and I feel like I'm in science class back the day you know, so why are they got there? That's one to grow on everybody I think I had everything I might have to pull up a little bit shore. Here. You know what I forgot the last advertising for this week. Is that all the wonderful, the lovely, the always lovely dollar shave club everyone, the big razor companies, think were stupid. Everybody, every year they roll out some ridiculous shaving technology, gimmick and expect. To share out the big bucks for. Do you really need a razor with the vibrating handle a roller pivot ball back gradual, ragtime or laser point a corkscrew. I know I don't write any don't
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James Psmith, unfortunately, is a little bit under the weather. I hope piece of feeling better soon so while we got Paul, don't say I'm from Jersey version is gonna, be opening and he's gonna be a great time it's for a great cause, and later on this month I will be up doing the Montreal. Commie festival can be hosting one of the gallows bringing on all you know the new talent that's gonna come along and with the industry, forced me out of the business anyway. Somebody looking forward to that in other than that, I'm not don't shit other than spend all my money on the ground floor, my fuckin house around everybody. That's it go. Fuck yourself have a great week I'll talk to you next time, right by.
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