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hey what's goin on its billboard it's time for the monday morning podcast from monday july thirty first two thousand and seventeen what's going on how are you
what's going on jesus christ
how's your son
is gonna be a heat wave
he's comin back all my god please try to stay inside inside the air conditioning if you don't have air conditioning please try to remember to keep your windows open and stick your head through the opening in the window not in the solid part of the wall
you know they do that should in the news they try to help all people
die in the summer he's what
fuckin way to go
almost a century and you see now you ve lived through the wars lived through the depression
we have lived through the fog in new york in the seventies and all that what finally get you
hot summer day
yeah just sit there so swollen war and it is can we give
get to the window it's like what
watch wrestling right in it
well those tag team wrestling matches and the guy just can't get too was t made the fuckin slap presented tagamet that's what it is dead said they live
they finally face down and wrestling trunks the
it is generation storm the beat
of normandy taken out by
fucking heatwave does it every year
how many heroes how many years people are we gonna put
but the sun taken another one of our heroes away
i swear to god you know maybe if there was a different administration they would handle the threat of the sun right might
in politics now is that what i'm doing let's talk politics
why why do we keep fuckin with this douche in korea
why don't you just leave him alone
you know me
like when you're on the subway and the crazy guy comes in the car you know look at em you don't start talking to a second leave him alone
leave him alone is nothing to why don't you just let the fuckin guy you know
on his country the way wants to run its focal country
sense of food in their feed the fucking people why does
you have to have the same fucking
ideas about strip mall that we do in order
for us to get along with them have a
proven that it doesn't matter
what kind of government you have in the end going to be human beings running it so they gonna selfishly fuck the whole thing up anyways
who gives a shit if he's over their likeness is fuck em eighties let him do it the guy
clearly unbelievably insecure equally
we as is trying to somehow follow
the footsteps of his dad's giant
fuckin shoe solo is probably smaller toddlers guys are over there but whatever
for over their big shoes for north korea especially with them
lack of nutrition that's gotta stunted growth of the euphrates right why don't they just
what did you know
we should like when you shoot someone off we should just faded zayigo where go the kim jong il this second whenever
fuck your name is
freddie case
good one do that
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copy that last year's superbowl check it out man's fuckin amazing when you got you gotta mcgann dimmesdale dvd want to trade with does why can't you
just try to get along with this guy what is the fucking problem
like we give a shit what the fuck is due to its people
these countries run should obey a little go fuck how many people are upside down their own house did he give a fuck about the people in the walls they give a fuck about those people in north korea now
do not though they do not
it is their deficit not a bunch of material that you could turn into those doctors those beach by drake
dammit we wanted
as we are doing and act like this fuckin goddamn facts so what
fuckin three missiles this is gonna be a problem in our history just leave the guy lump
they talking now right according to google news
that i didn't even read it all i did was just click on it says you s allies for pair
use overwhelming force in north korea
general says
prepared to shoot a bunch of missiles in his general area says that the general
hoping that one of them lands on him and we kill is few innocent people as possible they would never say that the usa and its allies are prepared to use rapid and lethal rapid
people and overwhelming force if necessary against
what korea the commander of the eu
specific air forces one saturday night and why are we doing this discussion of his own fireworks because he's testing
so the way we do
korea remains the most urgent threat
to regional stability
o shaughnessy said
shaughnessy you ve done it again jesus christ
do we really gotta go in there and blow this guy up with a bunch of other people just trying to fuck and get to work
gotta to be another way to do it don't don't don't we have any james bonds guys they can just kind of go in there and
bang in the hottest judge jackson
korea is they suddenly try to kill him you know but the power
his dick is so overwhelming they forget to kill him and then he realised and by the time they realize i was supposed to kill that guy but i was
busy haven't orgasms right he's already
the door he's got the past codes and then he goes down there how would you
that guy i would you kill their best
you know i would do i give him a honey of a ham
glazed once a day every christmas except in the glaze would be some sort of cyanide that's where you hide the poison anyway
be staring at me which mouth would be watering so much tat he couldn't wait
for the official tastes test to give it a try you know
and he would literally die while making himself a sandwich you know when you so hungry you making the sandwich in europe's fuckin thrown chunks
meet your mouth that's when you will be doing so we too
what is this evil dream of saigon white bread guy doesn't it is definitely not
great you know
leaving he gets in everything big along the way to work every day
the euro is bound to nobody does he may have to wear deodorant
lot of things like a bottom he said you know so he's not threatening
that means you like steed strikes to fucking stay up late netflix and chill they can see that about you
do you think he knows how to debts
i ve noticed said about little people and emphatic in fat people
they transcend race when it comes to dancing you know it's like white
you can't dance pretty much general unless they have
or there a little person then all the
they're just fuckin it's just like while we u in the beat it video
what's going on here is because they had to that's what
you have to visit a certain amount of ice cream that you we
the laws of nature just take off
and at some point you have to learn how to dance or
you're just gonna be heading into an abyss of sadness that you know there's no
of chips or in the world can fill that voice or is it that they
they get that swept into the old these richard simmonds thing and that just kind of
is this talent they didn't know if it's just for fat people i don't know about little people you know
people can doubt the ground they can see the steps easier you know we're like
projects and first move walked you know everybody was his tall is michael jackson so we can figure out what he was doing this fate but little people down the ground they got that shit right now
next day you're in the subway
don't don't don't don't
when it was like fuckin eight little people our common area
i'm telling you
may i did you ever see them
go into the subways of brooklyn and there was a bunch of little people doing recreating the bad video decked out tackled
got a bad a bird no what
i'm not i'm not stupid mood i'm trying to say how would you solve north korea
you know it's fine he's like a bees like baby fat that's what i like about that guy like if you are shorts it probably look like acuity price there
are you get ready for nab oh you did you dead
you wanna go to brooklyn today and watch as a real people food while you keep drinking milk
nah i don't know i don't know what i was talking i was talking about some fuckin stupid shit
so why why
like honestly what would happen if we just left that guy i love you
what happens if you just seriously asking this if you
lifted all the sanctions and he was able to trade with the world
and they were able to fucking get some food in their whatever the fuck is going on if you just honestly just let him do is shit
may we shoot a fuckin
missiles all the time we don't usually we do this
children how do we even know what the fuck he's doing over there who
fucking time to be watching this shit
can you imagine if that was your goddamn job
then you go on home on the subway and then you see
next to me and you watch me lose my shit cause i can't download the new operating system and yours
no deal and what the fact that
some chubby little fella
on the other side of the world should not some shit that could possibly be on its way over here right now
do you think if the animal said the abilities
ability to shoot those missiles do you think they would do it in an effort to try to wipe all of us out so they could just go back to fucking trout in a stream
if there was going to be an animal out there that would betray us which puts species do you think that would be you know
it has to be something at least at the level of a bear reptiles or out reptiles it's like you know
there there like there's ills
it's that go to bed
reptiles have like learning disabilities they like fuckin
dyslexia
they d get out there
like the riddle and kids of the animal kingdom
are you and considered enamel is
tell any animal was to get the shit and amphibian right
when amphibian some there can be it's like apple man right
he's out of the ocean is targeting dolphin and then later on that night you know he's gettin sushi before daybreak it's taken sushi
the date sitting there looking at like you know you just seem like you're somewhere else you just got like the way of the world and you said they're going like
one of our meeting somebody that help me out what would you do
action
for some reason they would all come and help they need
really explain that did they why they all liked
why they would interrupt whatever the fuck it is that they were doing to stop somebody
how can people and above all to bring
a key a cocaine or some shit into the u s and assists like like
a whale doesn't even know a cocaine is wise economic
heard its tail smashing this boat
as much as it can smash the boat this this pointy stuff
does the mast and all of that he can hurt himself in only gets a thank you
you're not desirable mango eight thanks a lot by the way there's a bunch of plankton over their heads
no one scene it yet thank you are khomeini never did it is built god thank you fuckin insecurities goddamn fish
is another thing to i'm sick of fuckin hot news castors
male and female right what are you what are you trying to do here you know
i don't need to be aroused when i'm fucking listen it's a world news
holy shit whatever their fuckin ladys face walker
come on go to school there
i don't i don't get out of use computers there's some
on the side where is it
the lady in arizona woman played dead waiting
all this is all this click stuff can
generous nude photos sparks who gives a shit
really is the best looking one of oliver isn't she no offense to caitlin
right so i guess now we're going so we're gonna we're having a war with afghanistan we have one with thy rack and now going to have one with north korea you know
this like one hope the arm depot open so many fuckin location say like started putting each other out of business right jesus christ
we're gonna do another one
start another one hour what're you gonna you egg the fuck i guess i mean what do i know
just another ass all but the podcast
just try to struggle through an hour
you don't really was i've just wish like you know what you think is doing
there's some guy shoe not this firecrackers you know like it just go fuck doorstep stop dragged me into it shone
what this guy can do when i was missiles can fuckin
you always roman candle can fuckin somehow lando my house what what does it do for me michael do
support supply would open up my house hurricanes come in
you're in the fuckin maybe you got that's your job
does it world news when i can't put together my new our stand up
shut up go fuck yourself when you want from me so i went
so my my daughter
grab onto this
leather couch that we have here are i can she's
she's learning to crawl
and was fine she's like plank and today you know don't like that like what
kids did on the internet we just laid face down faced planting is what i thought i should because she was like literally doing she was in upper
push up position about that the upper push opposition
and she was learning something i know and i should just let her figure shit out of step in when they go they go and then she just drop down on the floor looked up the mean smile there's like i just distracted so anyway they get this planet culture and
finger nails are really long and and she was making their thinking
down the chalkboard sound and it was driving me not so against my gun
decided to cut her fingernails which i didn't near him
why do i said i don't do it things are too small
she wiggles them around it's i don't want to do it so i got the first four done correctly then i did her
and she made this face and started crying and i looked as she was waiting on her finger and i thought i was underneath it and like i just i just gave her the
little by little little
i've got another family see i gotta go get support
i'll talk to i am i really going applause in this right now so i
like a little cut on a finger and
it was
i probably the worst feeling i've had as an adult
you know
it was fine two seconds later but for the rest the night every time she cried i was convinced it was because of that little fucking scratch i put on a finger
worse fuckin free whenever i don't know i had to pass it on to you but you know what if they could sit there and tell me that this fuckin fair
shit over there was shooting offers i guess that's what you do i'm gonna let you know what's going everything awful that's going on in the world in a way
it was gone off in my world that was awful
i gotta get off the hang on hang on me see what's going on as far as people were coming over
jesus i got too much famine
to keep going i try to go for a few minutes here so yes so that happened
and now i just to me
we stopped now she s like short fingernails on one hand and long ones on the other and trying to get my wife
with the other ones she hasn't had the time industry
let me nuts steadily you autonomy it's like the fact that like the fact that
five of our fingers i have short nails the other five don't it's driving me fuckin crazy i don't know why it's the same thing you know we black eyes work
de panting and after ass like distant and you just want to pull them up you know and then the way
guy version of that is those white guys that walk around with their shoes untied fucking i dont know why it has no
on my life i dont know what it is it drives me up the wall pullup opinions are you fucking sneakers cages can you be an adult
you ever seen those guys to take it to the point literally they have a long shirt on that goes pass their ass and then they have a belt it's like
is that they can still work
i saw guy what time is it
were literally below is junk i don't know
crazy kids you know i guess they got they have to keep taking it further than the generation before i figured some point that someone's got to be a rebel and go the other way and you stop
yeah i get him up
to do the old man thing what's right only if you man books
ways in order became fascinated with since i got here present
work is changed so much with all these glass towers tallest building
in manhattan this is new these to be his place
the drake hotel resemblance and all these guys state and this place that replaced it is for thirty two park avenue and you have to see the fucking views at this place
it's so it's so tall like you can see the roundness of the world or the flatness depending on what you believe
you can see the end of like you know those people that guy they believe they think we can't live like a giant coffee cup is that what it is you know i mean there has to be like
even people who fuckin dont think its round it's gotta be half rap right like a kind of tennis ball and have then you just
did all with land an ocean right do think it's like that i don't know
do this building on the top floor they have is this website i think on a clear
you could almost see the tap and see bridge you actually look
over the freedom tower past
natural liberty past
and i went out to the ocean and the top floor i came up already talked about zimbabwe
went for ninety five million dollars you get the top two floors
like that and then the floor below it department below it
can i have one this
for sale at eighty five million bucks
making the reason why that is selling is who the fuck is gonna pay eighty five billion dollars to still have some asshole walk and honest assailants can give funding
i doubt it
some rich go
walking around i think you don't they probably i would think at that point
you can really be wearing untapped shoes and like it so expensive the personal oh you can hear it they get some sort of sound proofing
spongy floors i don't know what it is because i know people were that guy danbridge would not tolerate
listen to somebody walk you probably ever heard of horses up to the principle of wooden habits are probably the reason it's not selling as they just can't handle it again annulled
do you have that kind of money you want to be the swinging dick in your building this somebody else above you dropping his jumped on your forehead every time you walk out the window out the door can't have that
what i did find interesting was dead
the building was so tall than they actually had to call the fda
because i learnt last time i was out here i flew
up to a gig and a helicopter right i want to see flower the george washington bridge just do it
and he said bravo airspace
which would be the guardia j f k newark was nine hundred feet above
buildings like thirteen hundred in change so it actually
really goes up into commercial airspace so it
time there's like that
floors that are always live just
cool and i don't know if that's because of the
after your what they usually have like blinkem red lights on the top or something like that like aid on it this man
anyways i don't know who s who as a kind of guy who is that kind of money
how long is that elevator right
also how long before somebody based jumps off the top of that thing and if you did
you make it out to l a silent
actually you know something as far as like jumping that's not that high up if you're going to try to fly right
those guys don't use a jump about tat
on burgundy i wanted though shouted from don't they
don't do that you jump off a mountain i go away down amount right jesus bill
really talk yourself into a corner haven't you have i have you don't
we're gonna do last week i was gonna sing the praises of a water taxi which i think i did a water taxi
how great it was under way
taking the water taxi a new york from from manhattan brooklyn
or vice versa their manner
now to do jersey whatever you want to do its awesome and no sooner and i took the local too we made like ten
and it took an extra half an hour but it was just relaxing and it was beautiful
i made the mistake of saint how great it wasn't like three days after i said that one of those yellow ones
guided slow down a timely smashed into the dark and like thirty people got hurt
which means really probably twelve got hurt the other eighteen o lookin for a payday is just
improves it in he was probably text
i just don't understand you screw up that bad with a bow
there was little will the weather was fine
a clear day like what
you do
came crows and in that that those
with the guys less run of the day that chick he's been
text any wanted a bangers she finally texts that are begging what are you doing i'm at a bar on peer whatever again and he was
we could go a dab oh shit
but it goes lion
in the boat i was on
the guy dr entities like surrounded by glass so it's
like you know air
pilots you know when they have a hard landing they just won't open the door they just stay there you know
he can't seem presented go into the jet way when europe
both there's nowhere to hide you know people
what by these men i say about jesus ass but that we lay on the ground
we're supposed to laugh and stuff like that but the end of the day i was in on the boat and no one i know got hurt so there is some kind of larry's about it unless somebody get seriously injured in this is
spark and internet controversy now is it going to
the group of six people that complain all the exact same time it gets picked up you know
we're going to go to war with north korea but first podcasting
can i go too far twenty four i'm trying to get up to thirty
it's here because i don't have any advertising right now and i don't have any other questions either
the new york yankees are crushing it ladies and gentlemen there a
were down five games to the
two hundred million dollar boston red sox mighty
only dollar boss the red sox you're two hundred million downright sucks ok
teamster explaining that kind of money like it's gotta come from somewhere it can't just come from
sucks vans and even comes from people who are not red sox spent so many
as they are we lost
me fuckin games earl we finally one line
night saturday night recording this sunday
one ninety eight actually scored a bunch of runs for once but the yankee
suggests serjeant but their earlier
i have a game in this light i gotta no nine hundred games left will see what happens but i'm watching the yankees all week on the yes network here what am i
but things to do watch them and rude against them it's what i always did when i get the baseball baggage
i lived in new york for so long it's hard for me to turn on the red sox because
for so long my
baseball watching was watching the yes network rooting against the yankees it's bizarre
and somewhere in their sweet caroline came out and i don't know this is there's a bunch of weird shit that happens it fenway now
i went away for too long and i came back and i just don't recognize it
back into it and i really wish our team which is focused on trying to win and stop getting into arguments with dennis accurately
these are hollow famer these guys
what it does is greater this job and i don't mind eddie criticizes the friggin players and she says
i should like all these stories that the people
get the fuck out of here yet whenever unlike the team plain in everything like what how why would you do that to a hall of fame you don't owe me if he's if a hall of fame
state of comedian criticise my act i would listen to me like i was shit
we then we need to work on some stuff you know what i mean
i certainly wouldn't start screaming adam
my team can we
in plain just
usually commercial airlines are about to take
break now precisely to go out with me
i'll come back a reach some advertising in some questions and we will rap
i have not watch the f one race yet because i don't have the channel
i mentioned earlier you know
i don't know a lot of people that are into it's none of my friends our sentiments to really gonna ruin it for me but if i had to guess
average i hope louis hamilton did when again i obviously not going to run away from this thing and it just
comes mercedes mercedes mercedes like it did last year
i hope that one you know just to keep it keep it exciting
for they go on the brake whatever that's it i'm done babbling i will love for you guys would be like to second somebody beckoned to sing
a non back i hope this is too low
in the very ran out of my other thing
this is me continuing on with the monday morning podcast
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the boundaries in case there is no flashlights on the planet i don't even the old
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you know right on the way the airport when the driver goes
i always knew one airport about for the most part to do just goes would arrive in that's when i check my itinerary martini
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so since i last talk to you which was yesterday the yankee
he's the yankees loose but over the red sox we still have a game
away new york sports press enough with the judge shit jesus christ
all rise then there this thing you know because you get the gap between his teeth like the two long haul too and nothing but the two we get it his last name is judge jesus fucking
rice why why do sports pages get away with points you know every fuck another day they got some stupid pat on the back of the sports page because they can't run fucking joke and they should be able to resist sports rights
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why is it always have to be important
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seventy is called mark of the beast sorry for this click here this is gonna be
love lock your ears three two one click
where the fuck is that i know i looked it up here we go revelation
this is the exact reason why i don't read the bible
library revelation
three seventy see if i can get to hear
the temple of god was opened in heaven and there was seen in his temple the arc of his testament the arc of god's testament is the holy of holies the second apartment of the sanctuary
i already lost me ok everyday
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he has one of the tenant
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looked at the temple of god was opened all candidates so i guess that explains microchip me thank you bible there really is a good book
i will read the guy i think i understand my computer is more than i get the bible i just why can't you just write it in fact
raise english they do that with every other book of lies locally
i work for the microchip company in wisconsin ok some stick fuck offered my boss a tv show what the fuck are they going to college
how to shed your employees rights thanks asshole sorry just spending love you stuff thank god for your gives you don't play
a clock for see only the deal you just work for company was cancelled quit the fucking job
they want to outdo collect unemployment not be microchip come on people
give dealt airlines your fingerprints are right please don't do
please please don't give into this talk or a tiger stadium and give them your fingerprints see not to stand in line for a fuckin pretzel you fucking dope and please don't be done enough to think we'll do
credit fought good luck and somebody steals my identity dummy digging to create
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lee harvey oswald depended on which will be you and your finger prints you fucking dog
in the future there's gonna be a knock on the door and the question why you killed a worker in the ukraine
can you be like i've never been there my life oh yeah your fingerprints were
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didn't kill a hooker now he's
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she can't wait to hopefully see
see you when i go over to the u s in the spring of two thousand eighty yet things are just changing so frigate
rapidly you know that was really can be interesting when they microchip everybody ok they microchip everybody
and then they put all cash is no longer any cash what's gonna be
interesting than is all these fuckin you know
drug dealers all these fuckin
i don't know anybody you just didn't trust banks and put a sack of money in the fuckin wall what do you do with that now you know
now it's all in it now that's not even worth anything you gotta show
with all this shit they really hey man where did you get this money needed we like hey man i earned this money and already pay taxes on a man may be like hey man you gotta prove that they like came ass i can
hey man fuck your bag cash
what's goin on me now you do like my saw the buggy microchips doo doo doo doo doo
here's the story you just
can you get ready near you get so nervous on gaze what we fly jesus
yes anyways these fuckin lazy ass fat fucks baby
computer statues leaves little room
the fact is sweep up after a minos written like writs crackers would like ice cream in the middle of it whatever fat people do right there is
some new food some unholy matrimony
capital hydrates in spoken show this
did you fucking lazy to get off the rats and use a vacuum cleaner so they have
robot do it and then the map the inside
these persons house you know so they can do well i'll fucking
so they can sell em an l airship couch
people sit on elsewhere couches can swing the leg up to that you know that other sightedness
i don't know why i make a point of the fairy sedately because i started with that fuckin guy
were there
spoken name you know the guy's name italy iraq as he's crazy i don't need to know about this gap
you get him to come over to the fucking detroit tigers ballpark is fingerprints and put it on something
i will go there were arrested was dyckman oj zone so how mad would he be imagined that guy went to jail disdaining
all that hair on top of his head but nowhere else in his body he knows what
we're here was adults
girlfriend broke up with me because i like your podcast thinks me
thanks for helping me weed out the tonnes me come back to
s case sometime saskatchewan hope you enjoy their girlfriend broke up with me
so like your part i would like to heard more raw details on that one
what was it that she didn't like about the blackness my annoying voice my tone deaf singing
inability to read out loud
our addiction to online prostitution touche interruption
dear trojan bill
the course of the last year become addicted to online prostitution juice jesus christ
the courage you have you just go online and you didn't just have come over your fuckin place like your water in a goddamned pizza
what is it like when you look through their fuckin hole and use your walking down the fuckin hallway
when you door what did he call a single site they should
stumbling over the elevator
office curiosity what would be lent to fuck a stranger for money in
evolved into me spending a percentage of almost every paycheck on hookers anywhere from sixty to third three hundred twenty stick with the three
hundred dollar hooker you really get what you pay for
is the stories
of a bunch venereal disease is he said i broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago she had no idea but i didn't want to drag her into this will show you can't fucking
this when you were in a relationship with somebody
should i recently got tested i came up clean thank god
i was going to say and he wrote to thank god
no one knows what i did i do this and i prefer to keep it that way
but i can't help myself from going under those websites and meeting with these up with these women i feel like it
getting worse every month it's already cost me my relationship is costing me a fortune and i'm too
first ask anyone i know for help what should i do
i'm i'm sorry give me is in the room him incompletely disgusted by those operating disgusted with myself too
this is what you have to do the second you wake up you gotta rub wanna aright
and then you go to work at lunch you go
that was delicious excuse me
excuse yourself you go when in europe one up at the bin the bathroom might not be mistaken unless you can't locked the door
and then when you come home rub worn out again ok then that's it and then you take your fuckin phone in you throw them
frazier if you have a landline you rip it out of the wall i
if i was you it's like this is like
if you spend in this amount of money i will just i will go to a therapist
can i just say i'm addicted to online prostitution i mean here to hear everything ok that's actually like
it's like easy listening music to them compared to some of the shit they have to give them people come in there so i finally got molested by one of their parents crazy shit
just like a you know i like bang and workers in its past me long money i'd like to stop maybe like oh my god
you're sort of functional by all
and lay down in my couch and let's talk and talk about this one
why do you feel you want to get prostitutes
why wouldn't you wanna be with the real girl a regular one
i snoop through my husband's phone so let us all
i salute you my husband phone and i liked it does not concern good morning billy
morning d on sunday morning my husband had his wife
phone alarm said to five thirty eight and of course the only person
wakes up is me
right turn the alarm i decided to go through respond you fuckin course
do we got through your shit itself this fuckin whores
after method it wasn't my promise more than i forgive you you're nice place just jump room
but i am in secure while looking at his message i see that their attacks from a phone number without contact information and quickly figure out it is
sk girlfriends number in it
message
there's a lot of flirting as well as my husband
waiting about my appearance oh jesus christ well this is what you get four snooping
eventually asking hurting
drinks together while we were visiting his family for father
day in their home town oh jesus
they were together for six years on and off through college in high school
he cheated on him more than once
then when we got to get a sheet harass me on facebook and took an eight hour us right to try and meet me yesterday speeches crazy and she's great in bed that's what's going on i had to ignore all my initial reactions toward her and just ended up ignore
i didn't want her in my life
fronted him about it and is only response was why would i go into his far and then if i go looking for something i'm going to find it jesus
when i asked him why he did you just say didn't know is ignored
me ever since
i'm not sure where it
go from here thank you
you're amazing at colossal cluster fast too bad you didn't get to finish you said
clear in the bay area gets in aren't you know something i apologize to call your horse fifty five times in all of whom are good horse
well
he's not leaving any doors
open here i guess what i would do is near asked too busy tracker
i don't know what do you do get your married you obviously have kids unless you just visiting his father for fathers day
well he's been a total petrified i can tell you that
i bet you carry the apple of what the fuck conversation like did they give you just like ignore me this is gonna go away
you know you would you since my phone forty looking for something new supplies while gap
well i didn't i didn't
would you say that to the cops
found a kilo of cocaine in the trunk your car about with the bucky borlsover trunk of my car for
can look into something you gotta find it the cops gonna be like oh ok
fuck you deserve to give your fucking explanation a little better than that
you decide if you want to work for
if he doesn't want to work through a fucking don possess this this is this is the best you can do let me come on
you better than this anybody's better than this fact this guy i
fuck you just get gonna pull a move like that
response like you don't know how to get there and at its one hundred percent not fair you fuck this guy ok same leave the guy but if he's not gonna discuss it with you that the fuckin relationships all the trusted
good luck with that i'm sorry you don't do that that's that's really yards unbelievably painful and it's on the worst fucker responses ever
slash a little legendary makin a line
teaching guitar too acute girl jesus please tell me she's of age i don't like the sound of this already
hi go i've been listened to your park yes well now tissues or by applying ten gaze he listened
this and now no
and i now know you lend you ten
give some solid romantic relationship advisers wanting a few and maybe the lovely near to if she's around
could help me out with this one
two years back i met this girl in my were in my
last year of university
we had a lot of the same class together we started talking we have a lot of the same interests she's really smile
funny in nice
it all around my type but it turns out
she had a boyfriend so i backed off pretty quickly to this day with friends and we try to meet up every couple of weeks is this one
we met sally ursus actual your life arms
two months ago
message me say she always wanted to learn how to play guitar and achievement
we bought what does she want she's in the eu do
playing guitar vs white all i'd be happy to meet up with her in showing
an easy start to get started it slowly marked into this thing where every week we meet up after work for a couple hours i teach i'll teacher courts and stop
we'll talk about life in general anyway
i notice lately that a good shock of the conversations been about house
has been fighting with a boyfriend the same guy as when we first met yet
how many more fuckin signals dna jesus christ you cannot put
christmas lights around her fucking vagina there
he's also keeps telling me how amazing are being for teaching her guitar and i'm such a great guy plus the last few weeks if ever
boyfriend cause we're together she's been sending it straight to voice mail ok what what what
we have to do
grab me by the back to your neck and fucking wash your face towards her and become up i'm starting
this guy goes i'm starting to get the feeling she might be interested
call me crazy
this is where i need your advice i tend to overtake things yeah
savings attended over think things a lot in general and i actually had issues with anxiety slash depression in the past
was wondering if you and me could help me out here and i'm reading
am i really too much in the things
or does it seem like she's actually showing some interests
any help on what i should do here
gregson lovely daughter and getting the show picked up procedures and three thanks go fuck yourself yes sir
this crisis low self esteem jackass yeah she's in the eu
so what do you mean what you should you do here just
how are you feel
now i will just say listen i hope i'm not a line here i know you know
boyfriend
i'm out assessing so what's wrong with your boyfriend you don't seem happy you know your own senator jesse you always fighting ascended into the voicemail
you know you don't seem happy happy and is a forty percent chance there's she might try
but when you finally says now
just say listen i really like you and
i don't i don't like seeing unhappy all right enough enough in the ever broke up with that guy i'd love to take you out sometime
now would you like to learn how to do an escort that's it
what that efforts in for me yeah that's what i would do i just ask about our relationship and she's gonna say it's not going well and then just say what you know
to say that the fuck i just said it put it in your own words are right
soon the bourgeois aware that the record that the guy
are you the man
then there was a running
she'll be i gotta go to the fucking your poured its nine o clock we get picked up forty five minutes i haven't even capture or had my fucking break the sandwich leah that's it that's it
neither is it go fuck yourself i will check in on you on thursday
the hunted amateur watched the formula one race that's what the fuck em but not on the landing in a voice directly into the year after a family shit i gotta go back and start right ok that's it go fuck yourself subject in on you honor already said this on thursday by
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