hey what's goin on its billboard it's time for the monday morning podcast from monday july thirty first two thousand and seventeen what's going on how are you what's going on jesus christ how's your son is gonna be a heat wave he's comin back all my god please try to stay inside inside the air conditioning if you don't have air conditioning please try to remember to keep your windows open and stick your head through the opening in the window not in the solid part of the wall you know they do that should in the news they try to help all people die in the summer he's what fuckin way to go almost a century and you see now you ve lived through the wars lived through the depression we have lived through the fog in new york in the seventies and all that what finally get you hot summer day

yeah just sit there so swollen war and it is can we give get to the window it's like what watch wrestling right in it well those tag team wrestling matches and the guy just can't get too was t made the fuckin slap presented tagamet that's what it is dead said they live they finally face down and wrestling trunks the it is generation storm the beat of normandy taken out by fucking heatwave does it every year how many heroes how many years people are we gonna put but the sun taken another one of our heroes away i swear to god you know maybe if there was a different administration they would handle the threat of the sun right might in politics now is that what i'm doing let's talk politics

why why do we keep fuckin with this douche in korea why don't you just leave him alone you know me like when you're on the subway and the crazy guy comes in the car you know look at em you don't start talking to a second leave him alone leave him alone is nothing to why don't you just let the fuckin guy you know on his country the way wants to run its focal country sense of food in their feed the fucking people why does you have to have the same fucking ideas about strip mall that we do in order for us to get along with them have a proven that it doesn't matter what kind of government you have in the end going to be human beings running it so they gonna selfishly fuck the whole thing up anyways who gives a shit if he's over their likeness is fuck em eighties let him do it the guy

clearly unbelievably insecure equally we as is trying to somehow follow the footsteps of his dad's giant fuckin shoe solo is probably smaller toddlers guys are over there but whatever for over their big shoes for north korea especially with them lack of nutrition that's gotta stunted growth of the euphrates right why don't they just what did you know we should like when you shoot someone off we should just faded zayigo where go the kim jong il this second whenever fuck your name is freddie case good one do that you like that look look at hours its awesome facebook good good men yeah copy that last year's superbowl check it out man's fuckin amazing when you got you gotta mcgann dimmesdale dvd want to trade with does why can't you

just try to get along with this guy what is the fucking problem like we give a shit what the fuck is due to its people these countries run should obey a little go fuck how many people are upside down their own house did he give a fuck about the people in the walls they give a fuck about those people in north korea now do not though they do not it is their deficit not a bunch of material that you could turn into those doctors those beach by drake dammit we wanted as we are doing and act like this fuckin goddamn facts so what fuckin three missiles this is gonna be a problem in our history just leave the guy lump they talking now right according to google news that i didn't even read it all i did was just click on it says you s allies for pair use overwhelming force in north korea general says

prepared to shoot a bunch of missiles in his general area says that the general hoping that one of them lands on him and we kill is few innocent people as possible they would never say that the usa and its allies are prepared to use rapid and lethal rapid people and overwhelming force if necessary against what korea the commander of the eu specific air forces one saturday night and why are we doing this discussion of his own fireworks because he's testing so the way we do korea remains the most urgent threat to regional stability o shaughnessy said shaughnessy you ve done it again jesus christ do we really gotta go in there and blow this guy up with a bunch of other people just trying to fuck and get to work gotta to be another way to do it don't don't don't we have any james bonds guys they can just kind of go in there and bang in the hottest judge jackson

korea is they suddenly try to kill him you know but the power his dick is so overwhelming they forget to kill him and then he realised and by the time they realize i was supposed to kill that guy but i was busy haven't orgasms right he's already the door he's got the past codes and then he goes down there how would you that guy i would you kill their best you know i would do i give him a honey of a ham glazed once a day every christmas except in the glaze would be some sort of cyanide that's where you hide the poison anyway be staring at me which mouth would be watering so much tat he couldn't wait for the official tastes test to give it a try you know and he would literally die while making himself a sandwich you know when you so hungry you making the sandwich in europe's fuckin thrown chunks meet your mouth that's when you will be doing so we too what is this evil dream of saigon white bread guy doesn't it is definitely not

great you know leaving he gets in everything big along the way to work every day the euro is bound to nobody does he may have to wear deodorant lot of things like a bottom he said you know so he's not threatening that means you like steed strikes to fucking stay up late netflix and chill they can see that about you do you think he knows how to debts i ve noticed said about little people and emphatic in fat people they transcend race when it comes to dancing you know it's like white you can't dance pretty much general unless they have or there a little person then all the they're just fuckin it's just like while we u in the beat it video what's going on here is because they had to that's what you have to visit a certain amount of ice cream that you we

the laws of nature just take off and at some point you have to learn how to dance or you're just gonna be heading into an abyss of sadness that you know there's no of chips or in the world can fill that voice or is it that they they get that swept into the old these richard simmonds thing and that just kind of is this talent they didn't know if it's just for fat people i don't know about little people you know people can doubt the ground they can see the steps easier you know we're like projects and first move walked you know everybody was his tall is michael jackson so we can figure out what he was doing this fate but little people down the ground they got that shit right now next day you're in the subway don't don't don't don't when it was like fuckin eight little people our common area i'm telling you may i did you ever see them

go into the subways of brooklyn and there was a bunch of little people doing recreating the bad video decked out tackled got a bad a bird no what i'm not i'm not stupid mood i'm trying to say how would you solve north korea you know it's fine he's like a bees like baby fat that's what i like about that guy like if you are shorts it probably look like acuity price there are you get ready for nab oh you did you dead you wanna go to brooklyn today and watch as a real people food while you keep drinking milk nah i don't know i don't know what i was talking i was talking about some fuckin stupid shit so why why

like honestly what would happen if we just left that guy i love you what happens if you just seriously asking this if you lifted all the sanctions and he was able to trade with the world and they were able to fucking get some food in their whatever the fuck is going on if you just honestly just let him do is shit may we shoot a fuckin missiles all the time we don't usually we do this children how do we even know what the fuck he's doing over there who fucking time to be watching this shit can you imagine if that was your goddamn job then you go on home on the subway and then you see next to me and you watch me lose my shit cause i can't download the new operating system and yours no deal and what the fact that

some chubby little fella on the other side of the world should not some shit that could possibly be on its way over here right now do you think if the animal said the abilities ability to shoot those missiles do you think they would do it in an effort to try to wipe all of us out so they could just go back to fucking trout in a stream if there was going to be an animal out there that would betray us which puts species do you think that would be you know it has to be something at least at the level of a bear reptiles or out reptiles it's like you know there there like there's ills it's that go to bed reptiles have like learning disabilities they like fuckin dyslexia they d get out there like the riddle and kids of the animal kingdom

are you and considered enamel is tell any animal was to get the shit and amphibian right when amphibian some there can be it's like apple man right he's out of the ocean is targeting dolphin and then later on that night you know he's gettin sushi before daybreak it's taken sushi the date sitting there looking at like you know you just seem like you're somewhere else you just got like the way of the world and you said they're going like one of our meeting somebody that help me out what would you do action for some reason they would all come and help they need really explain that did they why they all liked why they would interrupt whatever the fuck it is that they were doing to stop somebody how can people and above all to bring

a key a cocaine or some shit into the u s and assists like like a whale doesn't even know a cocaine is wise economic heard its tail smashing this boat as much as it can smash the boat this this pointy stuff does the mast and all of that he can hurt himself in only gets a thank you you're not desirable mango eight thanks a lot by the way there's a bunch of plankton over their heads no one scene it yet thank you are khomeini never did it is built god thank you fuckin insecurities goddamn fish is another thing to i'm sick of fuckin hot news castors male and female right what are you what are you trying to do here you know i don't need to be aroused when i'm fucking listen it's a world news

holy shit whatever their fuckin ladys face walker come on go to school there i don't i don't get out of use computers there's some on the side where is it the lady in arizona woman played dead waiting all this is all this click stuff can generous nude photos sparks who gives a shit really is the best looking one of oliver isn't she no offense to caitlin right so i guess now we're going so we're gonna we're having a war with afghanistan we have one with thy rack and now going to have one with north korea you know

this like one hope the arm depot open so many fuckin location say like started putting each other out of business right jesus christ we're gonna do another one start another one hour what're you gonna you egg the fuck i guess i mean what do i know just another ass all but the podcast just try to struggle through an hour you don't really was i've just wish like you know what you think is doing there's some guy shoe not this firecrackers you know like it just go fuck doorstep stop dragged me into it shone what this guy can do when i was missiles can fuckin you always roman candle can fuckin somehow lando my house what what does it do for me michael do support supply would open up my house hurricanes come in

you're in the fuckin maybe you got that's your job does it world news when i can't put together my new our stand up shut up go fuck yourself when you want from me so i went so my my daughter grab onto this leather couch that we have here are i can she's she's learning to crawl and was fine she's like plank and today you know don't like that like what kids did on the internet we just laid face down faced planting is what i thought i should because she was like literally doing she was in upper push up position about that the upper push opposition and she was learning something i know and i should just let her figure shit out of step in when they go they go and then she just drop down on the floor looked up the mean smile there's like i just distracted so anyway they get this planet culture and

finger nails are really long and and she was making their thinking down the chalkboard sound and it was driving me not so against my gun decided to cut her fingernails which i didn't near him why do i said i don't do it things are too small she wiggles them around it's i don't want to do it so i got the first four done correctly then i did her and she made this face and started crying and i looked as she was waiting on her finger and i thought i was underneath it and like i just i just gave her the little by little little i've got another family see i gotta go get support i'll talk to i am i really going applause in this right now so i like a little cut on a finger and it was i probably the worst feeling i've had as an adult you know

it was fine two seconds later but for the rest the night every time she cried i was convinced it was because of that little fucking scratch i put on a finger worse fuckin free whenever i don't know i had to pass it on to you but you know what if they could sit there and tell me that this fuckin fair shit over there was shooting offers i guess that's what you do i'm gonna let you know what's going everything awful that's going on in the world in a way it was gone off in my world that was awful i gotta get off the hang on hang on me see what's going on as far as people were coming over jesus i got too much famine to keep going i try to go for a few minutes here so yes so that happened and now i just to me we stopped now she s like short fingernails on one hand and long ones on the other and trying to get my wife with the other ones she hasn't had the time industry

let me nuts steadily you autonomy it's like the fact that like the fact that five of our fingers i have short nails the other five don't it's driving me fuckin crazy i don't know why it's the same thing you know we black eyes work de panting and after ass like distant and you just want to pull them up you know and then the way guy version of that is those white guys that walk around with their shoes untied fucking i dont know why it has no on my life i dont know what it is it drives me up the wall pullup opinions are you fucking sneakers cages can you be an adult you ever seen those guys to take it to the point literally they have a long shirt on that goes pass their ass and then they have a belt it's like is that they can still work i saw guy what time is it

were literally below is junk i don't know crazy kids you know i guess they got they have to keep taking it further than the generation before i figured some point that someone's got to be a rebel and go the other way and you stop yeah i get him up to do the old man thing what's right only if you man books ways in order became fascinated with since i got here present work is changed so much with all these glass towers tallest building in manhattan this is new these to be his place the drake hotel resemblance and all these guys state and this place that replaced it is for thirty two park avenue and you have to see the fucking views at this place

it's so it's so tall like you can see the roundness of the world or the flatness depending on what you believe you can see the end of like you know those people that guy they believe they think we can't live like a giant coffee cup is that what it is you know i mean there has to be like even people who fuckin dont think its round it's gotta be half rap right like a kind of tennis ball and have then you just did all with land an ocean right do think it's like that i don't know do this building on the top floor they have is this website i think on a clear you could almost see the tap and see bridge you actually look over the freedom tower past natural liberty past and i went out to the ocean and the top floor i came up already talked about zimbabwe

went for ninety five million dollars you get the top two floors like that and then the floor below it department below it can i have one this for sale at eighty five million bucks making the reason why that is selling is who the fuck is gonna pay eighty five billion dollars to still have some asshole walk and honest assailants can give funding i doubt it some rich go walking around i think you don't they probably i would think at that point you can really be wearing untapped shoes and like it so expensive the personal oh you can hear it they get some sort of sound proofing spongy floors i don't know what it is because i know people were that guy danbridge would not tolerate listen to somebody walk you probably ever heard of horses up to the principle of wooden habits are probably the reason it's not selling as they just can't handle it again annulled

do you have that kind of money you want to be the swinging dick in your building this somebody else above you dropping his jumped on your forehead every time you walk out the window out the door can't have that what i did find interesting was dead the building was so tall than they actually had to call the fda because i learnt last time i was out here i flew up to a gig and a helicopter right i want to see flower the george washington bridge just do it and he said bravo airspace which would be the guardia j f k newark was nine hundred feet above buildings like thirteen hundred in change so it actually really goes up into commercial airspace so it time there's like that floors that are always live just cool and i don't know if that's because of the

after your what they usually have like blinkem red lights on the top or something like that like aid on it this man anyways i don't know who s who as a kind of guy who is that kind of money how long is that elevator right also how long before somebody based jumps off the top of that thing and if you did you make it out to l a silent actually you know something as far as like jumping that's not that high up if you're going to try to fly right those guys don't use a jump about tat on burgundy i wanted though shouted from don't they don't do that you jump off a mountain i go away down amount right jesus bill really talk yourself into a corner haven't you have i have you don't we're gonna do last week i was gonna sing the praises of a water taxi which i think i did a water taxi how great it was under way

taking the water taxi a new york from from manhattan brooklyn or vice versa their manner now to do jersey whatever you want to do its awesome and no sooner and i took the local too we made like ten and it took an extra half an hour but it was just relaxing and it was beautiful i made the mistake of saint how great it wasn't like three days after i said that one of those yellow ones guided slow down a timely smashed into the dark and like thirty people got hurt which means really probably twelve got hurt the other eighteen o lookin for a payday is just improves it in he was probably text i just don't understand you screw up that bad with a bow there was little will the weather was fine a clear day like what you do

came crows and in that that those with the guys less run of the day that chick he's been text any wanted a bangers she finally texts that are begging what are you doing i'm at a bar on peer whatever again and he was we could go a dab oh shit but it goes lion in the boat i was on the guy dr entities like surrounded by glass so it's like you know air pilots you know when they have a hard landing they just won't open the door they just stay there you know he can't seem presented go into the jet way when europe both there's nowhere to hide you know people what by these men i say about jesus ass but that we lay on the ground we're supposed to laugh and stuff like that but the end of the day i was in on the boat and no one i know got hurt so there is some kind of larry's about it unless somebody get seriously injured in this is

spark and internet controversy now is it going to the group of six people that complain all the exact same time it gets picked up you know we're going to go to war with north korea but first podcasting can i go too far twenty four i'm trying to get up to thirty it's here because i don't have any advertising right now and i don't have any other questions either the new york yankees are crushing it ladies and gentlemen there a were down five games to the two hundred million dollar boston red sox mighty only dollar boss the red sox you're two hundred million downright sucks ok teamster explaining that kind of money like it's gotta come from somewhere it can't just come from sucks vans and even comes from people who are not red sox spent so many as they are we lost me fuckin games earl we finally one line night saturday night recording this sunday

one ninety eight actually scored a bunch of runs for once but the yankee suggests serjeant but their earlier i have a game in this light i gotta no nine hundred games left will see what happens but i'm watching the yankees all week on the yes network here what am i but things to do watch them and rude against them it's what i always did when i get the baseball baggage i lived in new york for so long it's hard for me to turn on the red sox because for so long my baseball watching was watching the yes network rooting against the yankees it's bizarre and somewhere in their sweet caroline came out and i don't know this is there's a bunch of weird shit that happens it fenway now i went away for too long and i came back and i just don't recognize it back into it and i really wish our team which is focused on trying to win and stop getting into arguments with dennis accurately

these are hollow famer these guys what it does is greater this job and i don't mind eddie criticizes the friggin players and she says i should like all these stories that the people get the fuck out of here yet whenever unlike the team plain in everything like what how why would you do that to a hall of fame you don't owe me if he's if a hall of fame state of comedian criticise my act i would listen to me like i was shit we then we need to work on some stuff you know what i mean i certainly wouldn't start screaming adam my team can we in plain just usually commercial airlines are about to take break now precisely to go out with me i'll come back a reach some advertising in some questions and we will rap i have not watch the f one race yet because i don't have the channel i mentioned earlier you know

i don't know a lot of people that are into it's none of my friends our sentiments to really gonna ruin it for me but if i had to guess average i hope louis hamilton did when again i obviously not going to run away from this thing and it just comes mercedes mercedes mercedes like it did last year i hope that one you know just to keep it keep it exciting for they go on the brake whatever that's it i'm done babbling i will love for you guys would be like to second somebody beckoned to sing a non back i hope this is too low in the very ran out of my other thing this is me continuing on with the monday morning podcast oh lovely near now will you morning no you're not in a good mood she's not in a good mood you every couple when you

travel is the one person let's freaking out they're gonna miss the play and that is the other person who could like give a shit near the wondered freaks out oh my god we leave enough time did we bring the boundaries in case there is no flashlights on the planet i don't even the old i don't even know what airlines of delta delta we don't item i never felt you know right on the way the airport when the driver goes i always knew one airport about for the most part to do just goes would arrive in that's when i check my itinerary martini i am going on virgin i am going on you united mammy baby so since i last talk to you which was yesterday the yankee

he's the yankees loose but over the red sox we still have a game away new york sports press enough with the judge shit jesus christ all rise then there this thing you know because you get the gap between his teeth like the two long haul too and nothing but the two we get it his last name is judge jesus fucking rice why why do sports pages get away with points you know every fuck another day they got some stupid pat on the back of the sports page because they can't run fucking joke and they should be able to resist sports rights tell me one the gay ok i don't need you to say all g sure golly cheater why is it always have to be important

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seventy is called mark of the beast sorry for this click here this is gonna be love lock your ears three two one click where the fuck is that i know i looked it up here we go revelation this is the exact reason why i don't read the bible library revelation three seventy see if i can get to hear the temple of god was opened in heaven and there was seen in his temple the arc of his testament the arc of god's testament is the holy of holies the second apartment of the sanctuary i already lost me ok everyday reggie remoteness church in them he has one of the tenant in the minutes

the situation of the early tabernacle which served unto the example and shadow of have of heavenly things this apartment was opened only by the great day of atonement for the cleansing of the sanctuary therefore the amounts looked at the temple of god was opened all candidates so i guess that explains microchip me thank you bible there really is a good book i will read the guy i think i understand my computer is more than i get the bible i just why can't you just write it in fact raise english they do that with every other book of lies locally i work for the microchip company in wisconsin ok some stick fuck offered my boss a tv show what the fuck are they going to college

how to shed your employees rights thanks asshole sorry just spending love you stuff thank god for your gives you don't play a clock for see only the deal you just work for company was cancelled quit the fucking job they want to outdo collect unemployment not be microchip come on people give dealt airlines your fingerprints are right please don't do please please don't give into this talk or a tiger stadium and give them your fingerprints see not to stand in line for a fuckin pretzel you fucking dope and please don't be done enough to think we'll do credit fought good luck and somebody steals my identity dummy digging to create all credit report all they need is lee harvey oswald depended on which will be you and your finger prints you fucking dog

in the future there's gonna be a knock on the door and the question why you killed a worker in the ukraine can you be like i've never been there my life oh yeah your fingerprints were he is story of a person didn't kill a hooker now he's the guy in the ass in the ukraine causing left his finger prints adopt a park goes he wanted a course light all right i'm sorry vacuums gathering information hey big ball billy thought you might enjoy this article in regard to your recent podcast on companies and fingerprints now it seems like those robotic vacuums are selling maps of the inside of your house so you can get nature s yea passive

she can't wait to hopefully see see you when i go over to the u s in the spring of two thousand eighty yet things are just changing so frigate rapidly you know that was really can be interesting when they microchip everybody ok they microchip everybody and then they put all cash is no longer any cash what's gonna be interesting than is all these fuckin you know drug dealers all these fuckin i don't know anybody you just didn't trust banks and put a sack of money in the fuckin wall what do you do with that now you know now it's all in it now that's not even worth anything you gotta show with all this shit they really hey man where did you get this money needed we like hey man i earned this money and already pay taxes on a man may be like hey man you gotta prove that they like came ass i can

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these persons house you know so they can do well i'll fucking so they can sell em an l airship couch people sit on elsewhere couches can swing the leg up to that you know that other sightedness i don't know why i make a point of the fairy sedately because i started with that fuckin guy were there spoken name you know the guy's name italy iraq as he's crazy i don't need to know about this gap you get him to come over to the fucking detroit tigers ballpark is fingerprints and put it on something i will go there were arrested was dyckman oj zone so how mad would he be imagined that guy went to jail disdaining all that hair on top of his head but nowhere else in his body he knows what we're here was adults

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what is it like when you look through their fuckin hole and use your walking down the fuckin hallway when you door what did he call a single site they should stumbling over the elevator office curiosity what would be lent to fuck a stranger for money in evolved into me spending a percentage of almost every paycheck on hookers anywhere from sixty to third three hundred twenty stick with the three hundred dollar hooker you really get what you pay for is the stories of a bunch venereal disease is he said i broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago she had no idea but i didn't want to drag her into this will show you can't fucking this when you were in a relationship with somebody should i recently got tested i came up clean thank god i was going to say and he wrote to thank god

no one knows what i did i do this and i prefer to keep it that way but i can't help myself from going under those websites and meeting with these up with these women i feel like it getting worse every month it's already cost me my relationship is costing me a fortune and i'm too first ask anyone i know for help what should i do i'm i'm sorry give me is in the room him incompletely disgusted by those operating disgusted with myself too this is what you have to do the second you wake up you gotta rub wanna aright and then you go to work at lunch you go that was delicious excuse me excuse yourself you go when in europe one up at the bin the bathroom might not be mistaken unless you can't locked the door and then when you come home rub worn out again ok then that's it and then you take your fuckin phone in you throw them

frazier if you have a landline you rip it out of the wall i if i was you it's like this is like if you spend in this amount of money i will just i will go to a therapist can i just say i'm addicted to online prostitution i mean here to hear everything ok that's actually like it's like easy listening music to them compared to some of the shit they have to give them people come in there so i finally got molested by one of their parents crazy shit just like a you know i like bang and workers in its past me long money i'd like to stop maybe like oh my god you're sort of functional by all and lay down in my couch and let's talk and talk about this one why do you feel you want to get prostitutes why wouldn't you wanna be with the real girl a regular one

i snoop through my husband's phone so let us all i salute you my husband phone and i liked it does not concern good morning billy morning d on sunday morning my husband had his wife phone alarm said to five thirty eight and of course the only person wakes up is me right turn the alarm i decided to go through respond you fuckin course do we got through your shit itself this fuckin whores after method it wasn't my promise more than i forgive you you're nice place just jump room but i am in secure while looking at his message i see that their attacks from a phone number without contact information and quickly figure out it is sk girlfriends number in it message there's a lot of flirting as well as my husband

waiting about my appearance oh jesus christ well this is what you get four snooping eventually asking hurting drinks together while we were visiting his family for father day in their home town oh jesus they were together for six years on and off through college in high school he cheated on him more than once then when we got to get a sheet harass me on facebook and took an eight hour us right to try and meet me yesterday speeches crazy and she's great in bed that's what's going on i had to ignore all my initial reactions toward her and just ended up ignore i didn't want her in my life fronted him about it and is only response was why would i go into his far and then if i go looking for something i'm going to find it jesus when i asked him why he did you just say didn't know is ignored

me ever since i'm not sure where it go from here thank you you're amazing at colossal cluster fast too bad you didn't get to finish you said clear in the bay area gets in aren't you know something i apologize to call your horse fifty five times in all of whom are good horse well he's not leaving any doors open here i guess what i would do is near asked too busy tracker i don't know what do you do get your married you obviously have kids unless you just visiting his father for fathers day well he's been a total petrified i can tell you that

i bet you carry the apple of what the fuck conversation like did they give you just like ignore me this is gonna go away you know you would you since my phone forty looking for something new supplies while gap well i didn't i didn't would you say that to the cops found a kilo of cocaine in the trunk your car about with the bucky borlsover trunk of my car for can look into something you gotta find it the cops gonna be like oh ok fuck you deserve to give your fucking explanation a little better than that you decide if you want to work for if he doesn't want to work through a fucking don possess this this is this is the best you can do let me come on you better than this anybody's better than this fact this guy i

fuck you just get gonna pull a move like that response like you don't know how to get there and at its one hundred percent not fair you fuck this guy ok same leave the guy but if he's not gonna discuss it with you that the fuckin relationships all the trusted good luck with that i'm sorry you don't do that that's that's really yards unbelievably painful and it's on the worst fucker responses ever slash a little legendary makin a line teaching guitar too acute girl jesus please tell me she's of age i don't like the sound of this already hi go i've been listened to your park yes well now tissues or by applying ten gaze he listened this and now no and i now know you lend you ten give some solid romantic relationship advisers wanting a few and maybe the lovely near to if she's around

could help me out with this one two years back i met this girl in my were in my last year of university we had a lot of the same class together we started talking we have a lot of the same interests she's really smile funny in nice it all around my type but it turns out she had a boyfriend so i backed off pretty quickly to this day with friends and we try to meet up every couple of weeks is this one we met sally ursus actual your life arms two months ago message me say she always wanted to learn how to play guitar and achievement we bought what does she want she's in the eu do playing guitar vs white all i'd be happy to meet up with her in showing an easy start to get started it slowly marked into this thing where every week we meet up after work for a couple hours i teach i'll teacher courts and stop we'll talk about life in general anyway

i notice lately that a good shock of the conversations been about house has been fighting with a boyfriend the same guy as when we first met yet how many more fuckin signals dna jesus christ you cannot put christmas lights around her fucking vagina there he's also keeps telling me how amazing are being for teaching her guitar and i'm such a great guy plus the last few weeks if ever boyfriend cause we're together she's been sending it straight to voice mail ok what what what we have to do grab me by the back to your neck and fucking wash your face towards her and become up i'm starting this guy goes i'm starting to get the feeling she might be interested call me crazy this is where i need your advice i tend to overtake things yeah savings attended over think things a lot in general and i actually had issues with anxiety slash depression in the past

was wondering if you and me could help me out here and i'm reading am i really too much in the things or does it seem like she's actually showing some interests any help on what i should do here gregson lovely daughter and getting the show picked up procedures and three thanks go fuck yourself yes sir this crisis low self esteem jackass yeah she's in the eu so what do you mean what you should you do here just how are you feel now i will just say listen i hope i'm not a line here i know you know boyfriend i'm out assessing so what's wrong with your boyfriend you don't seem happy you know your own senator jesse you always fighting ascended into the voicemail you know you don't seem happy happy and is a forty percent chance there's she might try

but when you finally says now just say listen i really like you and i don't i don't like seeing unhappy all right enough enough in the ever broke up with that guy i'd love to take you out sometime now would you like to learn how to do an escort that's it what that efforts in for me yeah that's what i would do i just ask about our relationship and she's gonna say it's not going well and then just say what you know to say that the fuck i just said it put it in your own words are right soon the bourgeois aware that the record that the guy are you the man then there was a running

she'll be i gotta go to the fucking your poured its nine o clock we get picked up forty five minutes i haven't even capture or had my fucking break the sandwich leah that's it that's it neither is it go fuck yourself i will check in on you on thursday the hunted amateur watched the formula one race that's what the fuck em but not on the landing in a voice directly into the year after a family shit i gotta go back and start right ok that's it go fuck yourself subject in on you honor already said this on thursday by