Hey, what's goin on his bill burn is time for the Monday morning, but guess for July, fit for gay two thousand twenty one how's it going. how the hell are you doing. The weekend? How is your fourteen July weekend? Did you have a good time? Did you cook some birgus and dogs, and maybe some chicken in some hogs in some fuckin ass and veal, he'll cutlets may have big bag Dave chips to drink too much. Did you say that thing is surely said, but that you said that even feel good, everybody looked at. You like you were the felt, even though you don't think you are. Is it? Are you celebrated the birth America, Tapie birthday to America. People laid birthday to american people,

Eighty eight very thankful, These fuckin lunatic sin burned down all LOS Angeles. I will take. You really see the lack of power. Law enforcement has, if everybody just two sides to ignore one law: they just get overrun. Every year out here. during I'm sorry,. Fuckin kid stop Vienna you! I could just five forty eight, no more than forty eight in the morning why for the kids they saw, I woke up early of seven stress dreams, because I knew I had not the podcast. How can I get to other fucking things? I have to do right.

Tell on my wife. You know I got all this shit I have to do. I see the look on her face like what the fuck I got, the kids all day. Are you going to be able to help out and help? So I get up early? freckles, I wasn't dumb with my beauty, sleep I what don't dream of seven all these fucked up dreams. I think stress of all this shit that I had for some reason. I owed I old people, money. And I was driving around like I had a bookie I had to pay off. Then he was weird I had the money money, but I couldn't fuckin. I couldn't find the guy and then finally gave it to the guy. And he opened it up any I, unlike Marineris sauce when all over his face. I have like a fuckin like racist dream about fucking Italians. This

guy money in the open it up and always fuckin pizza sauce. What on his face we'll like you out of your mind. It was all over the money too, and I was so the girls like to add our Zack. I don't give a fuck What money? I just you know, I'm sorry! I don't know how to our got like that. None of it made sense. They need to make and said to me I will try to openly disrespect you because I know fuck you are. I don't know what any this dream it right, And then there was somebody, the middle of it somehow reckon a major. I saw this other comedian and I owed him money. No, I didn't know many money. I gave em something so food fancy. I can't sleep slip, reside these fancy fuck instead, percent we're all monogrammed and all is shit. It's amounts from sauce got on his slippers, so then the mob I goes. I accepted this fuckin money by

the way you, oh so, and so some new fuckin slippers, I got mad at him. I said: listen. I know I am slippers. I was gonna fuck, By so many ways, but not because you fuck it told me, I have to I was sick of. Why am I yell, and this guy like this, this guy's gonna fuckin, kill me and then I woke up now. Zira the dream- I don't know why that was pizza involved me because I'm on a diet and I'm trying. Lose the wake you no more freckles losses to three bounds this past week, I'm down like guinea one eighty six one, eighty seven at the Tipp of the scales at almost fuckin one. Ninety. I'm on my way in the other direction, despite the fact every

Are you telling me I look fine you're gonna think you'll find take. You look fine. I look fine. I put on fucking fifty pounds of chocolate cake. I told the fine. You have body just morphia. I hope my self Jesus fucking Christ. You think I was Karen Carpenter. Your face, looks better. Does it with all that frost in my cheeks. so anyway, I did pretty go when I was out and loss. Hunger lays was my first road date, my first road date. Doors official. Once I pleaded the cosmopolitan I did three shows I had a great time and I'll tell you: what is it fuck it amazing about Stana Comedy after the last year and a half a base not really leaving you know, LOS Angeles,

Act became very regional, I can't say, became regional it just I just became use to the sound of LOS Angeles crowd in the first, Joe Friday, then I did Are you gonna Vegas, in its a cross section of America. People from all around. Water along the planes with their tank tops and their flip flops to walk just. Why, around casinos, look in its shit and not really gambling any more. So where does sing about Vegas down outside you know I used to just be right. This is where you came out to go for. Can gamble and bring. Your Goma says she quit fucking bitch in at you. You know. He could better like Louis Hamilton.

Don't even see that fuckin race I got, I gotta, take them in a watch it today, but I guess some max first One again so coarse, the fuckin story is that MAX one it's that Louis didn't one then, when any complaint and Lego Use bird page years Louis, Think you can win now, I would call a we were not, I think they got even faster, we're not getting faster, she's gonna, win at all. I have to do is beetle. briefly circular third place. It's just. I pity you got your own fuckin private jet, it's fuckin sick. Fuckin thing is sick. It's fucking, this Maroni, black, it's one of the sick, is fuckin plains of ever seen in my life. They. What? What

fuckin wine and above you win the goddamn championship every fuckin year. How much is it at to be tilted in your fucking favorite? Is it the whole fucking? Do I have to have the best car at the most money every fucking week, or else I fucking whine about it? Jesus fucking Christ. They still How can people in the press? Like that's the story, stories. Either he winds or eight How does he feel that he didn't with. And meanwhile somebody else's one in the race I buy their name max for sap. Whose now has a sizeable lead Isabel led aser anyway, everybody who covers racing could could fuckin time. Me, you know how Louis Hamilton fails- about the fucking too upping. Eighteen points behind.

I guess he's not happy about it. One hundred fifty six points to our thirty eight points is: what's fuck unawares extra step and as for- and he's got three went so like. Are you one race bite woah? What's what are you fucking crying of up? I gotta stop read that shit just watch the goddamn races. They always do shit like that in every sport. They just have to do this. The one fuckin diva that the whole that fuckin thing pivots And if they dont, when the hope that no matter what you just gotta have to hear from this person, so they wanted to happening. You end up resent the person. Maybe it's the press that should be upset with the fuckin press that did not cover and MAX for staff and who's. Been. DR fuckin rebel, although these goddamn years stuck with them. I didn't hear that guy Bitch morning, complainant every

Can we be maturities, Belgiojoso, the fucking money, the vulgar They will do it. Every vulgar reach to every fuckin wig. I'm running about it Louis Habitat. I didn't get enough sleep last night of trying to fuckin ploughed through this pod cast us what the fuckin problem is right. I ride coming up. So anyway, these these people come out there to LAS Vegas and from all over the country. At the first show I did just the sound of the crowd was so different than what I was used to the things it made him laugh and didn't was.

Subtly different enough to kind of throw me off for, like the first ten minutes? Do I was like the hell's going on at plus I went out there and I did the worst thing ever cuz I made like a. I made a setlist. You know Which I kind of do normally but like for some reason it like put me in my head, rather than trying to because I'm trying to match together shit, I was doing before the pandemic and then the shit afterward and then I finally figured out that like to just do what always do go out there and talk about the newest shit. You have that's the most. Citing to you and then your ship will naturally like weave its way in the old stuff. You say something with the new stuff.

Which will be like that relates to this idea and then talk about that and then you'll start flouts or took me the whole fucking weekend to figure out to do. That shows what great I'm just saying. I was up there literally like kind of factor. I do this again. I don't really remember, but I really had it great time, but I had a kind of remember. If I ever told you guess I do this thing when I watch the microphone. Sometimes I'm sort of like air, and I want to take us because any guess you fucking look at me as I do. I do this little fuck. It think that empty my brain has nothing to do with. My act has nothing to do with the fact that I'm walking on the stage

fucking I would ever tell you I just I sing a stupid song that doesn't even fucking exist and she's dumb and it doesn't make any fucking sense. I just empty my fucking brain. So when I walk up there, I'm not thinking anything. So then I wont go into robot mode Of like gotta vague hours, everybody that is fair tat take a now here's the idea that I already knew I was gonna talk about twitter, That's ago, when I made this fuckin settlers and now we'll be way inside the back of my head trapped in my act over the next sixty two ninety minutes, so

kind of forgotten how to do all of that shit. I worked at all up, basically within the first like twenty minutes or the first night and then over the course of the week in sort of the order of things that I wanted to talk about. Naturally, like fell in the place and now I was just a fuckin amazing. We can add. Always people come out to see me friends that I haven't seen in a while and the very bad thing, We came was, I went downstairs and I want to get something to eat and they got this hot check in place. There are right and

Go down there and there like a fuckin to our line. I, like you, gotta, be fucking. Kidding me: why does every fuckin high chicken place have like a fuckin our long line. Why is that shit so goddamn popular? Do you know they get this fuckin place? They're called Howlin race right irony for their place when it used to be just a food truck. Mrs back before, shape. My head now is bogged down and I suppose it down Once a week us up my dead to keep it there, so I fuck you would go over there and the food truck would just be sitting outside this fuckin barbershop that I went to like every other. It could just be sitting there and I would just walk up to it. Maybe there be one other person in line.

And I was like this a fucking good chicken sandwich this might be. One of the best chicken sandwiches I ever had not told my wife about it. We would have em away enjoyed it. We walked up hey. How are you, sir, with your freshly buzz fuckin Cuba? I saw I am doing fine what what what yet for you. I would like one of these are our world? this much money. What is your money? Thank you. So much good luck the business and no one day they fuck insane was eight. This is the last week of the food trap were actually becoming too bricks and mortar store will become an actual location. As I got square look you guys up. Congratulations! I love seen stories like that. You know you came from nothing. Yeah you fuckin merged some chicken. You put some hot shit on people like the way it tasted and now look at you like Al Capone gone from this.

Rates to your honor fuckin hide out. God bless you. I can't wait to go this one Fuckin day couple months in. To their store. I'm ok of that fuckin food struck me as I call boil. Why do I say would you like to go fuck you love to get a chicken search go over there. It was like tat. Like a fuckin line, I came describe how long this fuckin line was more corsican. Describe Erica, out the Fuckin restaurant door down there, three through, like a sea seeding, erika those a whole fuckin I believe, were there was other places where you get shit to eat. It went through that back out the food one area on the sidewalk and all away down the fucking street, that was just like love. Fuck. It

That's what I do it all of these. How I haven't had a chicken silajdzic ever since. It's just nothing worth stead and allied pocket two hours for not doing it. cross the street to a fuckin Dennys with a bunch of people sitting at it and get some don't ask ass breakfast perform, but a fuckin stated, but to much. I just want to say that people in the lighter value your time. What are we in a communist country stand around here for breath? You get settled before you can take that you want to fuck it sandwich. You stand in this fuckin line for two hours.

Oh so good I gotta so good. I really didn't you feed. It swelled up twice a fuckin size. The reality is this I really wanted their fuckin chicken I'm still fuckin taken about it. Maybe I'm just impatient! Maybe I should have stayed there. this involves two thousand Vegas with a fucking flip flop, Santa tanked up on. And I went away for some chicken. And I would have aided by myself. the line was so fuckin long. I actually called up Andrew families, and I said Andrew and he said what I said- I'm gonna do a celebrity thing here when a big time, this fuckin light. Ngos are what I wanna fuck and hot chicken sandwich. Is there any way I

use whatever leverage I have that do my shit, Dick jokes, upstairs to bypass this fuckin line. And he said, hang on, he call me back. And he said now, you can not, Sir, that chicken place has nothing to do with the casino it is. Independent corporation and I said fine. I walked by this other place where nobody was in You know what I did. I said fuck this. prison in and out that's off the strip. It's fuckin two and a half blocks away. I'm gonna fucking over there. That thing. What if I walk all the way over, there was no sun block on as a ball ginger

With a little head on and I get over there and there's more people and flip flops intact jobs just line and out the fucking door, then what am I gonna do or fortunately. Ever had crossed that bridge because it took me like twenty minutes, to figure out how to get out of the fucking casino, and when I did, I I couldn't get off these Skywalker that just lead to other casinos, so I finally get down to the ground And I get on the ground and I may I go around the left because I know what the fuck I'm goin, and it says the sidewalk is closed and it might Jesus Christ walk all the way around the other side of this fucking casinos, so I do but Atomic gets sort of casino it so fuckin hot. I just go back into the thick now back into the fucking see now I didn't get it out. I don't have a fucking heart chicken sandwich, I've still fuck. It is widely chalk.

And I see this fuckin lonely maitre D standard at this fuckin ghetto restaurant area. I say you guys open she's, like yeah. and I was like our, I can I come in any she's a guy. You know it's like a how far away- and I said but she's like you- can sit up at the bar I just started work in a way. I can get it again. You busy getting just fuck locked away, I went upstairs and I realise that I had an apple in my backpack. I just data to set this shaken. My fuckin head. So then, yesterday, when I want to go led, the casino I was walking out ended up on the food floor and I said

the hot chicken places open and there was nobody lie, but it was fuck and eight in the morning is gonna wanna fuck in hot chicken sandwich, but part of me, Was sick and like you should just go eat one because there's no line. And then I was like that's a panic thought I dont make decisions in that mindset fuck that chicken sandwich. So then I come home the fourth of July Fit festivities. I get going gun in my wife, the worst things ever did. I taught turn on the flat, topped grill. So now she does takes over, she loves fucking cocoanut. She absolutely loves the thing. After all, these years had given me shit for own and the FAO Good thing she now

absolutely loves it she's making Falkenberg is in hot dogs like. You know just completely emasculating me. I mean a girl comes on like I'm supposed to be fuckin. They want it now, she's doing it. about is that fuckin, hard chicken sandwich that I wanted Was he workers we ran out a gas halfway through cause, she's been cooking on thing and because she's been cooking on it Are you sure you know reached down? I got a lift the thing up, my old ass fuckin. If I could pick it up, do occur with that. I know we're getting down to it, but she's been cooking earth like the last two or three times and till she took the dogs in ocean did a great job.

Those and that she made the burghers abstain, a relic, fuckin, useless and she's on the way out go unlike a day. My doing these workers right, I'm like well, you know you want the paddies nice and then you wanted three outspoken thing and you want to fuck. It haven't super heart, that's what you want to do and I get out there and it's not hard at all, but this One cause is the left overheat and I just sort of peak tendency flame, unlike erotic, guess, psychomotor gas, again gas right. I guess so. He had finished the fuckin ten. They ve still delicious, though still delicious, delicious, delicious, so coarse. Today's my way, and after eight burgers and dogs, barely setting up that fuckin hot chicken sandwich and I did elliptical twice when I was out ennobled days, I went to the gym in a truly waits around a little bit

I really must get to the gym, but I want to thank the cosmopolitan casino, Ok Schaeffer, that fuckin hot chicken put sandwich place by such agree. time, all the people that showed up all of the people that have been holding onto the tickets that they had since before the pandemic. I could not have at a better time- and I am actually I was actually be a way that the that the chicken place had the long line cuz actually got out and walked around the strip a little bit before was too fucking hot and had to go back in and like. I can't remember the last time I walked around in Vegas. They do after, while I was just like cuz, those casinos are so big and so difficult to figure out how to get out of there. You know like

I I had two like when I got out of the elevator when I was downstairs trying to find the chicken place. I like we do, unlike the Hansel and Gretel thing, what the breadcrumbs I was like, making mental notes of what is where so I could get back to the elevator very well. Then I think I got a little bit loss for like half a second. It might have been hard chicken fuckin rage for anyway. I worked out there with the rectilinear. Well, do share too does the voice of Anthony on efforts for Emily and he was closely with that bit. You know What do you know what which is a bit we saw him do and that's how we ended up on the show, and I got such a fucking kick out of here in the crowd. You know that He killed all week, as did rich, rich Jesus Christ, as did Rick.

And he Fatima in the end he would close with it and just to hear people like freaking out like a fuck. That's the guy that does the voice on this You know it's such a surreal sailing. When you see shit like that, it took me, to a long long long long time ago I did bought a route. Mainly a music festival in Nashville, Tennessee and down dead, stand a comedy in an air conditioned tent I want to go see this ban that had brain on drums and I want to say less clay pause in it.

I remember the lights went down in this was the early two. Thousands and I was on Chapelle Show and the lights went down, and I just heard this guy way over. I want so the crowd Go and then somebody else yelled out and then somebody else from somewhere else. We're ok,. And I was like, I got like chills sake holy shit they just when I realise that the year, although these people were watching the ship. I knew everybody was watching it, but like this is avid validated. Like that, I can't believe this is a much smaller scale. Now big dispelled show was both that fail again like her, I mean I know we know were and are fit season. Obviously people are watching efforts for family, but it was really cool every night. A major.

Every night I was up there when he was doing the bit, so I could hear it so and then it just so happens that a bunch of people but I knew and loved were in town and I had a little balcony on my room and die. They all came over to the hotel and we are just fuckin hung out all these comics she's hung out on Friday night Gazelle. I had one show swear a big hang Friday night back at me from a we just sad that fuckin talking shit, talons stories half an hour s resolve smoke, cigars and all that shit just said a fucking great great time. So it's good to be back, and I was also happy that you know thankful for all the fucking people out here that during the pandemic started, although these rooms, you know, started,

although at the MAGIC Castle, the jam in the van all of these places that I did the supernova all of these places that I was able to keep my act where it needed to be so. I go out there and embarrassed myself. So there you go. So that's what happening and other than that. I was out there by myself and down. I think I face time my kids, like fuckin at least five times mouse, fighting off the depression of missing them as much as I did, but then, on the other side, I was really happy that I did miss them. You know so they are. I am fuckin that's the way I did. They would be a bad thing for your satellite J filing some fuckin magi. and also read the great rich little, the guy who taught me how to do this, the lead. show by watching him when he was on David Letter I never met him, but he said the lad and he does

Ex thirty Show- and I was really tempted to walk over there and watch it. But I said: no, I assume that was sold out or whatever you gotta get tickets or anything. So that is one of those things when I get to Vegas is always like a few legends The last time like Donny Marie, were out there and they were wrapping up the show at the flamingo, and I was like man I got to. I got to see that mice to watch them. When I- care on the dying Donnie Marie Shop. One of these days I'm just gonna go out there. What are we want these days? I got two kids are never gonna do it, but I want- just go out there and just go see like, Love to do at Sea Donnie Marie than go, see rich little just go see these people live, you know before they retire or whatever is I feel like. That's the last time

Donnie Marie regarding the ten year, despite during their sixties, they still like each other, their practical. Why pushing you know what I have said? We have that big fuckin fight that's been ruined since nineteen, seventy, whatever our it. What the fact was tat. I wrote to sink down asking this guy to retail. It was concept the factors that meet retail, what our speaking with cancer now speak in Wisconsin, your Milwaukee Box, minus Janius. hundred the video so could top or are in the final against the Phoenix sense. That's fucking, fantastic

of Pylon team said injuries, so they could when it all, which is great, the Phoenix Sons I don't know they ve ever want to title. They did it. To be all the way back in the seventies. I think they would only went to the files then be final. Sets deplore, want Stanley CUP final, singular. They played the cells, stave counts, for we want two: seventy four, seventy six, no some classic like triple overtime game that Celtics one. I think that's the last time they were in the finals without believable, I hope pianist comes. Let's see here Phoenix sense, your phoenix sense.

see I gotta? Look it up here, Wiki Wikipedia Dude, arrogant, Phoenix sense. They have any titles, zero Championships conference titles they went. Seventy six. That's right, then shot Bartley. They went and ninety three loss to the balls they thus the Celtics seventy six. They lost to the Fuckin Chicago Bulls, And ninety ninety three now they're into there in two thousand and one, and what do you notice about all of us? That's right! The math is wrong. It took him a ten year, between seventy six and ninety three right. Now, it's eighteen that seventeen out there goes the theory those eighteen and then eighteen years again- and I was like NOS eighteen and then twenty eight years. It seventy years and now too

the eight years her that's interesting, though, okey bucks. I believe the last time they even went to the finals was nineteen. Seventy one. When they had a man named Luella sender who was great centre so obtuse after wise Ike, while I'm a great center. I have to leave my team and go play for the Lakers and get them some championships is that so what are they gonna do draft somebody good they don't Do this fucker with you for what they got, championship, one thousand nine hundred and seventy one conference title all seven thousand one hundred and seventy four. They lost the Celtics two hundred and seventy four We want Jesus Christ, they almost one fifty years yet because there may at such an easy thing to do because

He had been a year, the Celtics Lakers dominance and then the fucking persons, and then it was the balls decade and then the spurs one five. Because bought. You know another four five in Miami bought like two or three celtic spot one. worries by one or two. Yes, let people out there Throwing the fuckin money around like the car dashes, I should they get this shit for free, nothing at all That's just it the buck and it just goes fly in by look at the ETA job There are new team laid out in the fucking Seattle which going dispatching success. Now, there's gonna be thirty: two fuckin hockey teams in the eight shell. They start

of what that are now. How many then the depression came they went down to six with six from, like whatever the depression was at nineteen, twenty, seven, twenty eight twenty nine one of the fact that was for like forty years tonight, sixty seven, yet expansion, six when they went to twelve, they added a cup of tea more tease out the capitals. The island is that bullshit the seventies. Then they get. From the html. Then they gradually and altogether So like twenty six, twenty eight fatigues. Like what we gotta have dirty teens does every other fucking. major sports, better our profession. Sports League has thirty teams neither up to thirty two, just like the NFL so The cells can be like a wait, a minute we're supposed to have the most teams. Next thing you know, like Albuquerque, can have a fuckin NFL team.

So what I M saying is is that the droughts, ok, I gotta becomes definitely longer and call it right now. It won't but in my lifetime, but somebody is going to go longer than than than the Chicago Cubs between Championships cuz, it's just going to be so many fucking teams, alright, especially the Nva. If you just going to continue to have these fucking pylon teams, Hear me fuckin pylon team, loving cuts out. There was a volume of Eu Bill, you said Brooklyn and the fuckin legs you get to. Finally, always why they didn't get, there's causes superstars got hurt, data get hurt, they wanna fuck a bender. You know it and I know it said I'll. Come at me with your fucking, you little fucking tweets on twitter, their cause. I don't give a shit cause because I like being right now what you think about that. I don't care what you think

you're a fucking Tampa Bay, lightning up three games to none I was really enjoying their beating the fucking shit out of me don't worry I'll Canadians, but then I found out their eighteen million over the salary cap has. Evidently they found a fuckin loophole where they put some guy and should reserve, and then he came back so the Canadians do not have any ability whatsoever to stop temper. from spending eighteen million dollars over the salary cap to go back to back, which is great, the people attempt, but they need that they absolutely need it. I mean if you look at people in Montreal, people in Montreal look like they're doing fine set for the drug addicts and the homeless people here, but other than that. If you look at the average perfect walkin around, you know,

their bilingual. They have my clothes. They have. They have of a good sense of who they are. You gotta tamper, proof of Jesus Christ. I mean it's just I don't know what it is down there. It's it's justice. that time forgot everybody's down there like you're, you walk around temper Is everybody on their way to a cook out? That's sorry! I'm just fucking, I'm just fucking, because I noted that when tamper went stickers,

The content but title tat, which is going to annoy me considering we had the fucker wind for twenty straight years across all of our sports right. We can just go back to back winning cups and when, in one lousy, focus Superbowl, but I guess that's how it is. I guess that's how it is, in fact, with the excited for temporary. Very few people respect you. You know nobody goes holy shit, I'm gonna floor area where you got Miami Beach other better. I'm going to most people think the name of the the city's tamper bay, because all your teams are called tamper bay. This chap bay that debate buccaneers, Tamper Bay, lightning Tamper Bay, Fuckin rays,

I'll raise hot chicken fuck raise tab, obey race, these be called the devil, raise Euro four people down there, so goddamn religious that they don't believe in God. measures in modern medicine, but they think it. A baseball team has devil in it that somehow, you're gonna become possessed if they go to the game. This is what you're dealing with these. People need championships, their frightened right, they're scared of doctors. Tat, but can I ask you questions what is it about intelligence that frightens you so much? You know why KGB like make when you meet somebody smarter. You know argue out of the one lap our challenge.

I just feel like I ride, I get smarter than me. You know it's over. I understand By the way I can avert stumbled upon this ban called the bar case, which I didn't know was always readings. The original once was, is the ban that it is backing band.

Will you call it and, unfortunately, all that's? What asking this guy to retell it Wisconsin was about when Otis Redding died in that plane crash most of the bar kays. The original band died with him and there was one guy that survived the trumpet player. So you know having a pilot's license. I want to find out what happened it sounded like they got out because of the weather conditions. They got ice on, their wings

then they couldn't stay airborne, because what happens? People? What happens when you get ice on the wing? It changes the shape of the airfoil, so it can no longer do the job. It also adds weight and it adds drag our right and if it becomes significance as a tipping point where you then can no longer stay airborne, at which point you you're fucked, what kills me as they they made to attempts to land the first time the guy was too high and the second time he was too low is what how the sky was telling. He went around three times. but I find hard to believe the he might ours that guy had. He would have known as airport. He would unknown known the elevation before he went there. They did a couple, a mist approaches. I would think that it was. You know, instrument conditions.

What I'm learning is. Basically, when you get to the decision, altitude or the air or is the minimum descent altitude or whatever you hold that or you immediately asked to execute a fuckin MR approached, depending if it's a precision or non precision approach, Jesus Fucking, Christ. I take this test, so I think he missed it twice and then, when he came around the last time to try and get it, I think that that's what happened. I don't know I don't know what happened was fucking horrific. So I wanted to find out what happened just so I don't get into that situation. So I looked up the guy to see him talk about the you know. The plane crash. All

years later and stand in front of a crowd. First, it's like a case is somehow this guy. You know because he's really old downers, where you get out of some with his brain or summoned, I realize, was actually still hard for him to talk about it and people are sick they're in the crowd going. You know we easily, we were in the game backs gone was Gaza like people, like myself are so selfish. They want to hear this story and then not realizing like these, where this guy's friends. This is this horrible, traumatic fig, they just so guy that played started breaking up and it's like they had to shut this off mercury to watch this guy. Doing this so anyway, this is been called. The bar kays said basically had to happen to the same thing that happened to like Lynyrd Skynyrd put like ninety percent of the whole band was wiped out. Amazing band

I loaded some of this stuff and they kind of seamlessly went from the sixties right through disco, then in the eighties writing hits and they are to get all new personnel stuff I was really enjoy. A lot of that music see what I'll see what I fuck it downloaded. I downloaded a MAX Roach album protests out from the early eighties ever so early sixties, Has this woman's things out and I was blown away by her voice. I downloaded one other one. I forget what, but take my watch and although these movies in the seventies, these obscure movies has got me into like getting too into more obscure music, because I was all I've always been

You know mainstream Marty over here where I was sister mainstream. Mikey was probably a better one, yeah like what I got aid Aerosmith spot greatest sits, and I was fine with that. But what am I these? He was the one that started buying the albums, but like toys in the attic and rocks and get your wings, and I was the storms like our factories. They have other good songs, because I was a cycle of this is the greatest sets these the greatest songs and of fighting with music. It's not about the greatest hits it's about those other. What's.

So I've been getting into that and there is going to have a good good fucking time, but I am so once again I can't take us. I felt, like I dream this weekend, how much fun I at doing stand up again and I just listening to the crowd and people hackle into the whole fuckin experience was just awesome, so thank you to everybody for coming. I really appreciate it. I write and with that lets reader, and it's all so nice to be on the road and they get lonely cuz you get some come home to their I'll, throw you comedians out there doing what I it will take it like. I gotta forget I gotta get to this fog level far, I will start a failure that you can only do that if the emphatic unfair we get

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I'll see whales, there was a bit. It was like everything and comedy yet directing Clive and they went to these studios and they just fucking improvised these fucking albums there absolutely brilliant. They are completely one hundred percent unfiltered their absolute fact. masterpieces, away, also love a bottom is it shows how comedians improvise where actors and all these employees. Just like you not doing it right. It's you and whatever I say you agree with it. Ok, median start do that greetings improvise with no fuck you and if you In the end, in the improv World they act like it doesn't work well rate, listen to these fuckin albums because it does, it does take, disproved

theory every three seconds on these fucking albums and what what I love these albums is when you watch these things, this is everything that non funny. Fucking people are trying to get rid of in comedy they're trying to get rid of that like the level of brilliance in this in these Fuckin idiot, who have no goddamn, since not only no sense of humor, not only lack talent. Ok, they don't even understand comedy, then even stand. What the fuck is that their criticising they? I understand that, like.

I only or whether we have been able to begin this fucking subjects like say when any anything any time anything bad happens. It is a tragedy in a comedian. Has a joke this so fucking ignorant of comedy that they take it as oh, he made a joke because he doesn't care. because he's happy that the UN is not taking it seriously when it's a lot its exact opposite because you do The reason why this gallows humor you have gallows fuckin humour, because What you're seeing is so fuck it overwhelmingly emotionally you, you dont, want to feel the pain that you make a joke to give yourself a break from it. Fucking mouth breathe and more like her, I don't even know what the fuck their criticized. So do you wanna just see completely unfiltered fuckin comedies I've just watch the Prince of Wales, Derek Clive.

and then there is the one song. Dudley, more sinks hit the deck broke his fucking neck. There was no, like it laugh we nearly shut. You gonna fuck it here that one our guide is like a house fire. These guys fuckin he's freaking out cause. He doesn't want to burn it. These guys are on the ground, say: hey jump into this fuckin blanket. So the guide jumps any fuckin head cigarettes, because there was no, there was no blanket and they eyes and then the guys who pretended there was a blanket are just laugh and their asses off and I guess, went Dudley more then made it as a Hollywood, Four star became box office boy, his I call it. He was terrified that these albums we're going to come out. We're gonna ruin his career because even back then

this just always dumb fuck in people that done understand, comedy ballade beyond knock knock, whose there and Can I tell you even though discover these these albums until, like ten years into my career, it was think that I was naturally trying to progress towards which I haven't gotten there. Yet it just to be completely totally a hundred percent unfiltered sea could try to tap into whatever talent you have, as you have to just got a fucking opened the spigot right, and I was. actually going in that direction, because every comic that I loved was doing that onstage back before there was all of these four

cameras and social media in all of this shit, where now all of these fuckin people, who are really that funny once stand up com grated on a curve, and they want all of these people that are way way more talented away more brilliant than they are two eggs too. eight between the same within the boundary of their own fuckin lack of talent and that's basically what it is, because you can't just sit back. You have been inability to sit back and set your talent level and realise that there's gonna be people better than you and let them be better than you. So then they can show you where the new bar is, which will bring you up, You actually get better. Which is why I always try to watch people that are better than me. It's fuckin basic. Can you imagine like music if they did that.

Get off all the intermediate intermediate guitar players found great guitar Players offensive and told that they were not allowed to play the guitar beyond the level, their intermediate level. That's what the fuck they're doin with comedy. I feel it's my fucking opinion that stick it with I'll, never get off this argument or that the fuckin it be piloted teams of fuckin, stupid aright. With that with that. When we try to get to some of your questions here, see if I had time if I have, if I Michael Shatner Group, that's another one that I. You can download it stumbled upon that. One. where was, I. Metal music before it had make up and hairspray spread at just fuckin. Here we go Grady Males, ok, salads!

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go to the thought of the fuckin dead. how are they shot? The shining I didn't realize it was only an hour and a half north west of Denver Wanna go check that thing out and outside of individuals. right, overrated, hey Bill, blurry eyes I'm writing to you from London, where there's even a more boring version of baseball, and that is cricket. I like cricket It does gaze what everybody evening s be so fuckin fast sit around a fuck. Why should have a good time shoot to share with your friends? And I want to be fair I moved here about a year ago from Eastern Europe, sweating grub, watching cricket and regret, but I but basketball and football handball cetera, basically every. Thing that has the word ball in the name. My best experience watching a baseball game was one

in San, Diego whales, vagina. I remember the team was playing against a team called the cardinals love than you mean you guys have, I guess, you're just running out of any native american related stuff. Talking about we ran on animals is what we did. I don't know what, if I don't know what that that Seattle teams called the crackers, some sort of myth, mythical fuckin octopus, but basically my friends and I pray- I gazed make it from the races should I get. But basically, my friends because you guys are so fuckin programme. Seven Europe forget you You guys have you not on the same currency. Somebody think Sir superior race over there and tries to wipe everybody else out every fuckin twenty years, a basic my friends and I barely made so the sixth editing, after which we to a bar nearby where the locals we're having a karaoke night and had note I would prefer singing all, and even now,

was more interesting than the game to slow too much for patterns and too much fireworks. By this celebration, people might be thanked. The you, Assess midway aircraft carrier, they have just docked after successful battle every I'm somebody had so ball. Anyways loves the love the part. Yes, sir, I see don't like cricket, you don't like cricketer baseball the others. Lot of people like that right now, if the game isn't like I mean, if you go to, w w and be if you gonna, Fuckin NBA game of every time is the stoppage apply. They have time, there is indeed Jays and all kinds of shit fuck and going on. I don't know they're, not shooting of fireworks. Every time something happens in baseball now. I know that they do shit like the scoreboard and they try to crank it up and make it really fuckin loud.

To really were in a really bad time. Right now for live sports, and I don't know- I don't know- that's gonna come back. Write a word for new segment: dear monsieur fire, crutch, a long time listener from England and love your show yadda yadda this year, a firecracker Sosius over the years I have heard you talk about your learning to speak French on and off. I do. For the last few weeks you been talking about the strange feeling ever At about things you wish you said at the time, but didn't think of it until it's too late. Why? I thought you would like to know that the French have a fantastic phrase for this. I remember it as its. Maybe my favorite french faith. is, as I spent most of my life suffering from the same annoying problem, the spear list.

you re a spear analysis, spirit, esprit, the sprit, the less gal air, the Spirit of the stairs staircase. literally the meaning. The spirit of the staircase Arlette Wikipedia, explain this name for the phenomenon comes from the french and cyclopes and philosopher, Dennis Dear rights too, adoption of such a situation and his parents Ox Cyril, look comedian, paradox of the commission. During a dinner at the home of statesmen, Jacques Necker gear, I ever met was made to a remark was made to dear dear, which led him left his speeches at that because he explains a sensitive man such as myself, over by the argument levelled against him, becomes confuse and doesn't

to himself again until at the bottom of the stairs you it's a bunch of shit here, French. To remember a lot of these words. Once I get Cn Samara exam. I'm going to going to pick this ship back up again. In this case, the bottom of the stairs refers to the architecture of the kind of hotel or mansion to which detour had been invite in such houses. The reception rooms were on the stars, noble, noble one floor above the ground floor to have reached the bottom of the stairs me serve definitively left. The gathering seems like this was passing off the French long before US idiots figured it out. I hope this adds a new for It's! U vocabulary that you can murder to yourself, or maybe they were fucking such kinds to each other. They came up with this phrase,

that you can moderates yourself to starve off the internal rage, PS check out Dean, Martens version of gentle. Gentle on my mind, has it puts a strangely pause. The spin on the lyrics like Dean was happy, did not see her again. Ok, although Glenn Campbell son, that would deem it secures fucker ever that's wrap this up here. Thanks, I should have said a We must surrender legs, but listen to the park has for a long time and a big fan my own. I should have said the story from when I was eighteen working at a golf course look at us and how old is he now he still thinking about it? I worked at a fairly. And golf course in Vancouver, even wrote it out. For me I was one of them. boys who greeted you when you showed up and gotcha clubs set up on your card. I did that job part of the job was for us to take out, take note

the tea sheet so when players arrive and gave their tea time, we could recall the name without referring back to the tea sheep made us a good one a guy was walking up in the parking lot and I walk but a green him get his bag. I say hey: how are you what time getting off. He replies and forty I say bids, I say perfect: its booked under Mr Smith egos camera, but less than the teacher gave the first name and the last name of the person who booked he quickly replies, that's actually, doctors Smith. and then proceeded to lecture me how we spend Ten years in medical schools now that he did He had spent ten years in medical school to be called mister. This guy needs to marry that Fucking Colorado chick now Having some family members who have gone to medical school, I know they always an eight years in school. I was,

it could have said, is a medical school only eight years had just left at that. Although a great, I still think about tat encounter many other things I wish I could tell him now as as always go fuck yourself. Yes, and it always eight years and did you go to Michael schools could exaggerated to somebody half your fuckin age. That's put your bag. Clubs right few athletic deeply playing a spot. Enjoy your activity for the next fuckin three hours, you can't a belt this- should be the next bad man bird hunter about that? I play a villain. The day. My high school had a bad shit. Crazy christian group that swept through all the grades with people ACT, evacuated its legs low throughout the grades of people actively recur students while being very secretly secretive about what actually happens at the meetings, including towards parents.

while it's crazy probable kid king aside, the thing that really pissed me off was one of the one of these when one of these dickhead spoke class about how one of my favorite bands at the time right, Einstein should be banned from the school because, even though it is in Russian, you can clearly here them calling children to Satan, etc. I just popped in my headphones and got on with, but to this day I wish I said, It's amazing that you speak Russian, but You're amazing, since they are a Jew, banned. You can't cheers and go fuck yourself. I know. I know, but you don't say it and that's why, had this segment what I should have said: it'll haunt you for the rest of your life. What was said: Billy Chunky trunks, you

so true. This is a story from eighth grade we had a health teacher who is a complete scumbag. Let's call him Mister J now this is eighth grade, so we're twelve years old, this guy a grown ass man, would flirt with the girls in my ass kids scumbag enough, twelve years old, there was always that teaches that you know flirted with the highest checks. I was bad enough God. So, a few weeks before Christmas that year, Mr Gee was involved in a car accident while inebriated great, it's not driving but was drunk. I know this is a fact, because my dad and brothers, a volunteer firemen responded to this accident during the tradition of Mr Gee and his friends from the car, Mr Gee

destroying empty beer bottles at the fireman telling them to leave. My dead brothers tell me this because they know I can't stand it. I tell people at school and it gets around school and gets back to Mr J O. You were talking The school mister J confronts US class. One day goes on a ranch saying he wasn't drunk blah blah blah. He goes. And to say that the speedometer only said forty five, a quiet, hidden class named Blake, says from the back of a class. That's what the speedometer looks like when you're drunk We all died laughing. The look on his face was prices. He held Blake after clasping detention or anything, I still remember it this day, I'm thirty four. Now still one of the funniest things. I ever heard thanks for less during a really she's here

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Come up with identify as American, therefore, I'm taking a three day, we cannot July. Fourth,. why did they get their holiday? We don't. Let's go fuck yourself, and I'll check it on your on Thursday.