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This is where I lived. There is enough to low sick Which evidently is in a bad thing, because I just ran. Do this fuckin lie. Was telling me all this shit about fuck em electro, magnetic shit, passing through your fuckin head was telling me. I turn off your router. Every night give each body a chance, to get rid of all this shit I hold, who the fuck knows. I guess when he's trying to claim that when you see when you sign that Fuckin apple agreement, this something that you never read? You decided that there's something in there that basically says yeah. If this laptop gives your ball, cancer are fuckin Branca So with the phone you can't sewers and Oliver

take the ship which is totally believable cause. All you gotta do is just push that through Congress, another those can't make any money and they need the money of the rich people. Do they go hey you wanna, fuck and still be in office? What do you want that Cyprus and your own private subway order that fucking thing there under the capital passes got their bill? All right, that's why we have fuckin income tax is what we have all this fuckin shit. Why love Donald Trump during that road look in the bank. He actually have to shit. You can't told me I should be walk around with tinfoil on my head. He fucking During the debate he goes, you give up politician money, they'll, do whatever you want: I've, given everybody money, appear on this panel, those like ten guys and only one guy goes one. Work in. He'll! Do whatever you want to legal. Would you give to the Clinton for what are they

Why? Because I wanted Hilary to go to my wedding and you know what the big showed up she fuckin showed up, so they yoga honour what the fuck that has to do with routers, but I've feel vindicated? All you cons forever was sitting there telling me that I got my fucking might soil had on, because I didn't think it made a bit of difference worthy avoided. In effect, Republican or a Democrat, because you know those fucking cons got enough money to put money on both horses, so this shit still getting push through right That's why? When they go on the fucking debates, they don't talk about the population problem. They don't talk about genetically altered food. They don't talk about fucking, anything, Run and out of water they now all I talk about is fuckin broad, get in jobs and education fucker Whatever the fuck we're doing over there, it's important the troops you'd only.

The amount of my fuckin mightier, didn't we defeat Germany in Japan and like three now four years, so four and a half years with the Italians? Wherever else was what the fuck germans right? We, the fact that we get a world war. We get a fucking world war done collectively when the fuck did it. Thirty nine forty was over by forty five five years. We get the shit over. What would we we're not we're over there when he spoke in council. They got. Is a jungle Jeff. Fifteen years and at a shit fourteen fucking years into Europe was what the world two? Was we had no intention of taking over the country and staying there? That's what it is. We have an occupation go around here, so what're, you gonna, do you fuckin there? You know here over there trying to build a Starbucks put up a staples euro.

Gonna, be constantly engage with the enemy over. There are no matter what the fuck do. I get off talking about some that big workers in my pocket, what'd you do, but whatever you do is sit right. Dad you're, fucking, listen toward each other. Up, don't give a shit anyway. So I follow. You have some good internet never daily, because I went from point. Three zero megabytes per minute signal. Now I, like three hundred per minute, now get up progress in two seconds, but probably gonna fuck and die like a year and a half from the fuckin beam. That's coming the thing that flood Sylvia House out there in space right satellite. How come fuckin nasty jobs died, a cancer pancreatic cancer. You know it was firm right. All those years have that laptops. It noted stomach she's, trying to beat all Billy gates right.

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lemme get fat phenotype issues. Yet why you're fat? Ok, just keeping a banana split, who'd have fun. What is a banana split pass the age of six or seven years? you're fuckin, my what're, you tried you just stick a gun in your mouth spin the barrel and pull the trigger for banana split. You it's funny! the banana split, the back in the day that was like you ordered every flavour of ice cream back in the day Strawberry was vanilla, strawberry and chocolate got it from the farmer down the street. Down the street, there was no fuckin. Now electromagnetic bullshit flying through your fuckin head. As you said, you walked in right. When you were like Guy Clem. Gimme. All of these oh baby, they pay you fucking. Mortgage tonight by order and three scoops a fuckin

mortgage for the mother and three groups of vulcanised creep Ben Ali wondered at Sweden. F signal both sides: legal banana, forgone, ice cream, sandwich Does that sound delicious, we need not. I shall I fit the eminent chips, fuck, an ice cream, no cookies, no cake! No, and fast food? No, nothing and I'm a grey shape, and you know what I'm bored aboard I missed the highs of sheep The lower the salt coming back down, I want to die. You for flying, we know you have a lot of choices out their rage, fuckin Shovin, the sultan after you do you want? Do the stratosphere with the sugar get too high, like Fucking Chuckie, Agar What do you do when you open up a fucking baggage jacks? Take that orange shit right. Don't you fucking throat? Don't you Nevertheless, people

Please refrain from standing up what the fuck em, can a body that don't feel lost our right to me. Where's my way and today are right and I It is to be one. Seventy four were once before- and I wait in once three point: six all freckles. Is fuckin kill it. I've lost thirteen pounds on the Nose Dan Moraine up number. Thirteen and lives meant number thirteen Ass was number thirteen, whatever there's two people: thirteen fucking problem thirteen pounds internationally? Finally, peoples go hey, you lose away, that's how fuckin fat I was. I lose dirty. Pounds just gonna be out of shape. You know me cities are going away? You know I got a little belly.

You don't owe me like you, you have ever gonna fuckin, overseer I recall a squirrel goes out needs of whole punkin than set sail with it's fuckin belly Dull distended! That's what I look right now holding a fuckin squarely in a pocket and yet Why did you come up with that, because I saw it I fuck and saw a squirrel after dinner. Was fuckin shit near the big distending arrogant, trucker belly, but it was adorable, that's the kind of stomach. I have right now. So anyway, sorry Jesus Christ. I know what I want I gotta do. I've got another world. One sixty two. I'm goin down low this time, I'm gettin fuck it's getting their building back up at the muscle right then come back on the boat. And I figured by the end of the year can be over to bills as good for your hat. From sight to be back down this goddamn way. I feel bad. In Ireland about stone. You guys like a different shape. They reside

with a jacket on in shape, right jacket, office button down shirt shape button talked in shape. They say Sport Kirchner some, whether this What have the jacket spoke out? There is a button down shape t shirt on tat shape. That's why I'm at then there's talked in short, then there's no t shirt and then the grand daddy ever more so down no short on still overflight stomach. Nothing. He ever so little fuckin wrinkles, because you know, if you actually reach they get some zero. You don't want to scare the tear you need like you need for when you reach anyways any fuckin ways, All right so alright soldier, I talk about next rest in peace, Frank Gifford Round. I am actually really sad about data mining and allied humane. That guy was he was,

fuck man. He had such a great voice demi. He was part of basically you can't even replace TAT, Keith Jackson He replaced him on Monday night Football and Key Jackson, the dawn merited and Howard Caselli there's never been a better announcing to at least in football. As far as I'm concerned- and I just meant as a little kid when my dad- what has she? Let me stay up and watch at least the first quarter came on at nine o clock at night side get to stay up like night, thirty, nine forty, when they would start that shell. Anne Frank, you for good, I mean how could sell would be doing the highlights. That's what I got that thing when I was still do the drafting saying, because at that man right, a Retinal James Simpson right he get your fuckin aft up for the fuck game and indeed immediately come back with Frank. If what you just said, the best fuckin voice ever

My daddy dawn would sing a song. I was just. There was the best man, it was the best there we seem like big went out, got some drinks afterwards. It's just. Those can know the kind of men that hipsters have been making fun of relentlessly and nerves of made fun of for whatever, just basically the guys. I for one am forever reason the guy's guy is, I guess, most writers and nerves, so they resent the guy guy, because when I walk into the room they ve never held court. I guess I don't know what it is not saying I'm a guys gave it I'll fuckin loved to hang out those guys and I would shut the fuck up when they told stories you know just seemed like every fuckin commercial now is, if there's a guy in it right. If he's not being a complete around with some woman, Roland or fucking eyes. It's always like some. I out in the woods and he's like fucking You know I got a bare and headlong

chop down of tree with his foot just this overly red. Curiously manly shit, it's annoying to me. That's, do aspire to be an outdoor Psmith, be out there in the woods, see some big forum for can take it out in a like that, dentist it when he went over to Africa made say what you will takes a lot of. Ass to smother fuckin lines hit out at Africa. Doesn't it is a dentist? you get off doing some CIA shit like that you'd get done do in a fucking composite on Friday on Monday Come back with the lions head to credit? I dont cannot condone it. What big fan of fuckin which is why you know, at the end of the day, with Dolly's electromagnetic fields taken a bunch of people out in the future. That really doesn't bug me. You don't doesnt, but we gotta it's time for us to go alone least like then the herd

Right, maybe these corporations are doing a good thing that fuckin there that make it like a corporation raid. You know, kills bugs dead. Maybe go punch Oh my god, I imagine a fuckin nerds that are gonna, be drop. It you know former fuck energetic gonna die than Jesus Christ. Then what are we gonna? Do no better storage you need nerds. Just like you need the guy's guy right. You gotta have some The outer door, an extra manly- she no kills reads the amount of people that are making fun of Frank every one fucking affair. You know If we had more than that fuck you, you walk a day in his fuckin cleats being the star fuckin. Half back, you know the New York Giants

He played the greatest game ever played against a fuckin called you wanna championship you played for you. I see you know your high school football team. I mean football stay, Bakersfield. California is named after. Let's say you analyze, fuckin those beautiful women Throwing themselves at you, you know Cathy Liese, giving you shit about where you put new shoes and all other than you go out there. She is bad fucking eyes area yet of. You walk a day and those fucking. Do you fuckin, don't do anything, then you could judge Frank until then you shut your fuckin ringlets championship. Fingers, judge of ring less I think that transport anyway. Yes, that's it they're all guard kitchen. Since the last one- and this is all make me feel very- very fucking old.

His whole changing other garment. All of these guys been Scully, Keith Jackson, Frank Gifford, How could sell all these guys? You know, These new guises, snarking fuckin a who come in and said they had taken. The pursuit of the Falcon athletes ideas the thing which was kind of funny at first. Made the highlights kind of funny, but I like it now you're a nerd. That's why you behind a desk that guy's an athlete these better? and you want is life, could take it shots at him when he's not around, and I could say because our I never take plot shuts up on ethics on this party I say: do I done it all fucking now a fuckin hypocrite. What do you want from what they equality podcast every once in a while. We you stop with the hurtful shit am I doing else. That's read some advertising here see along these people last aright

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This time I was like you know what fuck you Jimmy page. I'm done. I've done what you come up with the same bag, a fuckin goods you just put a different fuckin wrapper on it, and then you know with some never was saved, fell. Never before seen photos at all that shit. So I ignore The first one I ignored the second one, and now the fight one came out, let Zepplin presence led Zeppelin. In through the door and let Zeppelin Quota- and I guess Dakota One- is begin, some rave review. So I finally said fuck it went down and I bought all three but I didn't buy the box thing that came with a booklet. Listen never before photos, but ninety nine percent of university fuckin seen you know- and I haven't had a

to a yet. But I went down. I bought those I don't get, but you get the whole big fuckin thing: what the cds goddamn horseshit in Jimmy promises. This is the last time that he's gonna repackage this shit and I did pretty good this time. I only bought alibi like one, One issue was an elevator one of only one like you do the very naughty. That, hey hey. What can you do like it still obscure? It's like you can listen to that whenever you want of the internet is also you fuckin release that on some box, I remember in the nineties the one that had the fuckin shadow of the Zeppelin over the cornfields right does now what happened? Ah fuck it now. I don't know, but I been playing drums like a fucking maniac ever taken lessons trying to work on my technic and it turns out. I was doing everything wrong solidity today. I'm learning how to get a fuckin sneer drum something I've done properly

thousand times in my life thinking, I was doing it correctly and anybody who plays drums if you ever get a chance to just break down everything that you do. It's fuckin amazing. This teacher- I have any show me always stuff where raw even like where I was hitting the shaft of the stick on the high hat. I was hidden it. Where was starting to tapers. I wasn't gonna, get more virginia sound Let me move it up. That was night and day the mole, their method of of just my arm. Totally fuckin relaxed a better sound and then today. He was shot me somethin else plain something on the bello, this symbol and because of the way I was holding the stick, I can't ever hit the Bell Acre the bell, but it never sounded good, but now because I and choking the shit out of his stick. Like the stick has a different sound.

It makes a different. No, it makes them more like it's a brighter. It was like. I was a child. I was choking on this take, which was choking off the sounded. The symbol the drums and all of that type of thing, and I will get fuckin blisters and shit? and I was I played a while to get blisters like now get dopey hold me fuckin stick wrong! So Oh, I don't know somebody just just do that like fifteen times today, it would be like if she drove a carpet any fucking years and all the said somebody showed your differ. We drive a car and, if you want, but Is you got behind the wheel, be totally uncomfortable? You could drive it as well. As you could add, the temptation is just go back to the other. Fuckin way is, is: is there is the biggest battle out of all of it, but I am going to were I'm gonna stick with it and, as I say as I do wish, I try to stick with shit doktor learn speaking too that man, I've got all my shits gonna, come this week,

for me yeah for the big green egg and I'm fine. I trained smokes up it fuck it up in and fix it so, we get the smallest pork shoulder. It would just get some ribs I'll. Try smoking those fucking things to see if I can actually get a year a year from evil to keep it at a certain temperature, and I still get are you fucking do have watch all these goddamn youtube. Videos actually was on PBS

today watching a barbecue show by the White PBS unbelievably underrated PBS, it's like you watch something. Then they show our common programmes. It's like. I want to watch all that that all seems cool, so anyways, but you know started split them all over the fuck. I'm actually speak in a Frank Gifford, which I was like twenty guide their minutes ago. Football season have always now it starts in the second week of September, as ever the fuck it is. I have no idea only knows Tom Brady comes back in the fifth weak nation rested nice, I'm pissed off some fuckin excited about that. I know college football starts, I think like the first week. Me of September. I was sitting there fuckin looking for something the watch today. I watched a couple seconds it

you wouldn't be here and I was like I did. We find a baseball game which I couldn't find because of the american people, judge so there's no game on when I turned it on so then I watched a whole thing on that debt that thirteen year old girl there pitched too Little League World Series what's something on her, then we're back. W Nba and the dishes, thing in our much like a fuckin smoke meet on PBS This is absolutely nothing going on. Maybe that's why they don't always Tom Brady shows just like completely fuckin a slow newsday. Nobody knows what the Vienna I. What do you do. Four guy, I'm like the amount of others members, one don't always shit or play drums taken, the Fuckin Otto rotation class. That should have get those things down: everybody, the one eighty autos get it done. Are you there

give a fuck about, namely the Swami, here's something for you. I bought those folks, Zepplin things on on vinyl, and I want to tell you guys that the reason why I buy vinyl is because I just think it looks cool. It's a nice big actually. See what the album cover looks like hold it in your hand. You know it doesn't So all of a sudden have a little cloud next to it, then I gotta by it again or something crashes I like that, but I am, I would be the first to tell you. I cannot tell the difference remotely between vinyl a cassette tape. I see or fuckin digital No idea! What little Even is talking about all these Fuckin rock stars it to say that I am not could be. That guided goes, it sounds better. Can can you hear that, based on parallel sounds exact fuck, it saved me safety. All those reassure guitars is a reissued nineteen. Fifty nine less ball here is a real one year. The difference, no sir, not at all

It's probably because I have shitty ears, but you know what does a blessing that a target driver prayers. I drove a goddamn two thousand, a priest in traffic right next to a fuckin Lamborghini today what the fuck are? Do you ever? If you drive a lab down the street Europe fuckin jerk off no iter, that car should be on the street, is if it's driving up to a ramp, to be loaded onto a truck to then be taken to the track. What kind of a fuckin asshole. I guess you drive around it, just women fuckin drop their panties. I guess that's why you do it. You know, but

by all means. Don't date, don't date, some woman that just runs up the elaborate game. You can't fucking date that you can't what you gotta do. You got drive around like a Fuckin Ford S, court station wagon right and then started known women. You know what I was too that's too much. That's too much of a test, we're gonna fuck, a woman wants that you know they're allowed to have standards. You know. Are we build? Thank you. Yeah I'd say drive around in a fuckin, a model myriad Nissan leaf. Drive around the obvious, a that interesting, like fucking prank, Shell. If you are a guy, he pulls up at a Nissan leave. Any fuckin heads on some check right. She tells him to fuck off and drives away in his Fuckin electric car. They drive corny puts on a fake moustache and a hat

within a Lamborghini, just to see that there are different fuck, an additive but as ever fair? That's not fair? Is it well Wouldn't a woman wanna talk to a guy in a Lamborghini. What does she supposed to do? You know. What woman laser beds going? You know it's Sunday, I went to meet my prince, charming he's gonna pull up in a Nissan leaf. They dont think that do they, I don't know what they think. Why would I talked for them Do you think Caitlin knows what they think they're or Bruce now knows, because now we Kalen never think about that. Didn't caitlin- looks in the mirror every a while and its talks. The Bruce. I can't I can't imagine what there must be like. You don't owe me because, you wanted to do that right now? You freed yourself. But then you know me, don't you. The other personal little bed.

And you have always fought in memories. You'll, like can robocop. You know used it stuck ever like flash drags. A jet I'll fucking, all I know is I wish Bruce- gave a farewell. There would have been ass. The autonomy Great Tybee eyebrows, so by the way we work that the careful I was on ships right. Great tower doll you guys. I bore a dyke. All you been there for me Mozilla is a living wake Fuckin Bruce generators walked off. Get to get one more standing ovation! Oh yes, we're fucked me

I didn't say goodbye, which happens somebody fuck, it dies, we didn't die. He just became cable. I gotta meet her see. If I can just be a case of you mind if I ask brutal question, or can I ask a Bruce question? How do I fix? This without getting in trouble he you down at her feet.

If he gets fuckin the Algiers around track and feel down, their Caitlin goes with a close till she, when you from his hammered out yet dwellers events without I'm fucked up. Fear me Jesus Christ. If, if you danced and wicked for fun irate stage for fucking five seasoned you're feeling I'm fucked up for life, that's a guide, their musical escape this guy wanna. While you wanna FUCK, the Catholic Jesus Christ, he's got me some fucked up fucking We ve got the most fucked up: feed basketball players, tennis players, oh by the way, I'm read this Andrey Argosy yeah, autobiography that somebody gave him ass, fuckin, unbelievable Jesus Christ, I'm only like, like the first sixty page he arose. Dad did just decided that it's ok, I guess what you're doing

be the number one tennis player in the world and you sit negative our laws and his eyes shut up, get outside She had tennis court when you go out there and you can do that every fuckin day you don't want to do it on. Leave. What fucking kills me is he didn't want to do any still one Wimbledon. He still When the euro sobered thirty, when the french sure did he did he get the career grants Landau? I think that's time to look it up. Let's put this apple computer that might be fuckin. Radiated my nuts right now I have a second. I actually thought for half a second that if I did get it at least I get a flag pocket stomach called. Says to me with the ship Andrei Argosy crush me when I found out. I was talking to

So we looked at the internet. Doesn't work in here, isn't that blocking wonderful, fucking Christ. I give up with this shit do you not today? I want to use a calculator on my phone and I don't know what button I hit it. Just fuckin kept double in the number and I could get it to stop and I kept it unclear and I, finally, I just at the fuckin thing down I went over. I got a fucking pencil and pay a pen, I'm sorry and a pair of paper, and I just worked it out the old fashioned way, and you know what my My brain, in my hand, will never be obsolete till I die right then, who gives a fuck I'm dead of great it and I'll get a new one right that way.

Doing what does your hands the Saint Vulcan? Had they given jerk off with, since you figured out how to do it now, unreal. You would think about that. Your body, my fuckin head, is forty. Seven fucking years old. So you think of the future can just get like new shit. Here I mean like you Are you started goes after while you gotta get a new start and you fuckers are coalesce forever. You just keep replacing the parts. I think that that's why? What their work- and I don't you know, But God knows, I won't be available to us if they ever figured out a fuckin. Do that right? They keep it for themselves. Conspiracy. Theory guy comes it. If they don't

has it already, but they would keep that shit for themselves and they just keep fucking unscrewing and then Reese grown a new fuckin head on their body like a goddamn light bob. You know that in the future can pick out different heads like what you want to look like an army, Did you just try out everything? You won't be looking like a lot, but you could be like every fuckin race, every hair style you just put your brain and their bill. I get a new fuckin carve a couple years. We don't want to do that. Would you do it. Would you write it up, but I was, I think, they're dead, they're gonna fuck. It. Gonna have right, look varying grow like a fuckin here and a petri dish. They could do that for years. Now they stop talking about the growing ear, fucking petri dish,

I was that there was no more talk about it. The eel stock is didn't, stop with I bet they could do the whole head now. Think about me what a Dick Cheney Gulf got all those problems with his heart right where the fuck did eager. I'm ready off somewhere get a new focus on getting a new check out, you know me like a new, create motor. Gave me the other day when it before could also, then you just keep going in order. This is. The temptation to sell that to the masters? You know all the fuckin money that you can make, because that's what the fuck there into right. They eventually have to do it and then they would give us. You know

We wouldn't get as good as fucking heads as they got to be like whiskey. They debuted drinking like scotch, like top shelf fucking shit, and we would just get like you know the bud light ahead. You know Keystone light fucking hard to some shit. That would be like the existing. We the goal in the future to make enough money that you can. Actually you know when you get your replacement had you can actually get a good one, a decent looking one. You know and you go up You fuckin guy get a deal or some shit when did the money he apparently be like? I did not go out there blow. It say some four feet needs in the future. But more why I would like to go abroad

You know me to do there. You're just save up money you buy, a broad year with a better had Jew beautiful you are they can see that in the future. I can't. I see a future where heads will be sold. Where do they get there heads while they grow up. They like leg heads you have to get the gibbey you gotta have like IRAN fuckin, head farm, we gotta be like it's gotta, be like sanctioned by the government. Dilated knowledge, shit. Tarzan. Today, arrayed on a bootleg head farm right that a big fuckin greenhouse the budget heads in their everybody run out, Denzil placed the Falcon greatest fuckin. Bootleg had deal wherever you're. Ok right, you can put your fuckin heads buying up.

Like every cycle that fuckin movies, just like any other movie. Just with heads yeah, you fuckin right one. He can't forgive to how many minutes is it? I'm just trying to tell me who gives a shit. All right, by the way, everybody if you'd like to donate to this point guest use any the way to do it. They won't costume fuckin money. Now I'm gonna Amazon, just gonna build go to my website. First, click on the planet stage? Then click on the Amazon. Like then you're on Amazon, no fuckin big deal. They kick money back to me DR and traffic. There doesn't cost you any money percent of the money. I kick back to Saint Jude fact. I all those fuckers is a check this week. You know, I am sure you know when I buy shit on Amazon. I got through my website what a cheap breaker

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code is all you do. Is you type in Larry Legend? Thirty? Three, while my timeframe Nick fans up their Larry Legend, thirty three and play amounts to square garden and They asked me if I wanted to name the Show- and I was like, of course, and is only one thing I could name it come on. I'm going to stand up and manage the square garden. Let's Zepplin shot, the song remains the same and that building. What do I need? My special come on think. Presented by a laugh rather plants so that he could so much shit. The saying that you see said there during the stairway to have and right again. The forests will echo with laughter

everybody shit on, because it was very topical shot that, like seventy three, seventy four, so the Vietnam WAR was winding down in a ten years. Anybody what the vision was and killed by alone crazed gunman, both Kennedys Martin Luther King Mail, MAX Med grabbers. All these fucking great people got whacked that was a web Watergate was going on in the fuckin gas price. We're goin up through the fuckin roof or petrol. Is the in english people say it is Let's do it. That was a legitimate question and nineteen seventy three laughter but then you know the eighties came at every resign coped with the Fuckin guy talk about laughing all the way to the bank. Bud Fox great is good. She s words, namely the shell. Does anybody rubber laughter and I like it because led Zepplin fans will get it, and I also like a ghost.

People who drive by it'll look like the most arrogant thing ever like I'm saying on the greatest comedian ever in None of these other comics are making you laugh. So dear So that's happening. So I do that. I already know what I'm gonna do. If they let me if they let me I'm gonna, rent a drum, kit and I'm gonna break into the building and during the day when it's completely empty, I'm gonna, fuck and plug in my fuckin Iphone and I'm going to play to my fuckin Zepplin shit, motley crew. All that shit. Then I came up with and then before the show starts on removing the drum kit, because I would never make you sit through that during the day, I'm gonna have a good working time, me and poverty are gonna, be doing- and I might add somebody else, I'm not sure yet, but as a right now. It's me poverty and pulse vocabulary.

It was all excited about the biggest next next Van ever then, he said to me: goes You know it's funny. He goes. I already know what my opening jokes gonna be. He knows it and August that Sancho FUCK, I'm gonna, say sub somehow has to be about. The next is what I'm guessing. So when it was us get into the EU, questions here by the way, it's an unbelievable. I can't believe I'm gonna get to do that. I want to thank everybody's, come out to my show's over the years and spread the word, about my ship, so I get to do that. Forget things: that's a major that's, not even a bucket listing, that's not something. I've ever even thought of ever doing. There's a couple that I want to do that. I really want to do I wanted to Royal Albert Hall at some point in England I gotta do that. One does that's another place that played play, although that place really seems like a tyres place in wooden

let me bring a set of drums and during the day when you never know they might you know who knows? Anyways, Frank Gifford! Everybody is the first question. No, I'm not sure. If you're going to talk about Frank efforts passing the ever favorite Monday nights, football involving Gifford, yes, every one that he ever did, then of course the person talks about you know all the women he banged ship, which is really a nerd thing to do in our topic? Autonomy for your way, what we can do in a couple of stewardesses who gives a shit somebody Do you know why you're all these a grey accomplishments death, a fucking guy down at home, deep, ok keepers, Dick in his pants, Frank Gifford supposed to be, say the guy lived them in almost every decade. I think he did a pretty good fucking job Euro. God kick it, madam. If there is a God, God she just towards Zanzibar? That's what I get for making a guy that good.

Fucking great hair, Vienna, half bad planning, the your casement trophy when Jesus Christ, that's what I a beautiful women for four guys like this to go on there is a God in my head. That's how we talks. You know he doesn't mad. Do you think you really gets mad Lowell? Hitler comes on. He doesn't like you look at himself. They move fucked up on that one. I must say that one on Sunday, when I was half asleep our national book Hey everybody actually get back that frank everything like those guys. We were just frank you for it Dawn Meredith an hour could sell those guys we're absolute gods to me, Brian Gamble, Bob cost us now Michael's Keith Jackson Nino, just all those guys

love Brian Gamble and my God only when these Adieu NFL eighty one fellow eighty, and all that shit they fuckin amazing. I just grew up on all those guys in sports will ever know it was. It was just different, backed in sport. Was this small fuckin thing of just sports fans. You know I mean like the Beatles didn't play. Half time at the Falcons super bowl. They just had a high school goddamned ban went out there. You know you know the first. Super they want in Kosovo. It is called the fellow felt and it championship came indeed. Neither one of em sold out spoken on. You're, like that's how small it was used to watch I used to watch the local news. Every fuckin night is to watch. W B, and we see that we

We busy channel, which was the NBC affiliate Jack. William suggest retires Liz Walker, Pablo Bell! And Bob labelling sports. It was like six seven minutes that was, it had go, run the whole fucking league and if you really want, baseball highlights randomly. You would watch this week in baseball. Football you'd watch inside the NFL on each be able I came out. There was fuckin unreal because all you think She had to do yet wait for NFL films to come up with. I think so. It's totally change, so those guys we're bigger than life whose guy used to be on ABC Wide World sports god dammit. I was in the everything Jackie Stuart when he would do the formula one racing at that scottish accelerate that was so fuckin cool, then Scully, of course,

And then he had all the local guys and backed any had all those homers. I you know I hate sports fans, Dick, Stan Homer announces, there's nothing better than fuckin homer, announcer, the greatest you know those guys do the bronze and between periods and grew, barely any wasn't: gonna shaved off until we won the cup skater fucking beard my whole goddamn life I remember when they wanted two thousand eleven I want on the internet tried to find the gaieties if we finally fuckin shaved off. So why are these guys, you guys A young you'll see it Sunday, the people that you love when your care, when they d get old, passed away its debt kidneys. Fuck. It makes you really sad, but then also there's also that thing like fuck man, couple more urgent nations and then it's my turn for ever the fuck him ever a great life. If I die tomorrow at a grief, I had a great what did our national book Day

Billy Shakespeare. Of course I used that one. Today Sunday is National Book Day You have an updated us on what you're reading and quite some time any recommendations. Yes, I'm reading the Andrea Argosy Biography, which I think is called opened tremendous and the reason I have an updating or anything I've been reading, because I don't read that much to my wife, but that should not that Kim Kardashian Book of nothing but selfies like she's, really into like pop culture, where the argument about I'm still seeing that book over by the phone. Then I always have to turn it over. I always have to turn the fucking thing over and you can't just walk by any watch. Some girl, like you, know doing that they hold the camera up in their turn. I just fuckin heads to try to look better. Looking out, though this is this. This angle right here is the way

the best. So we should make a fuckin there's gotta, be a thread of just videos of people. Fucking do in that shit does a bill. Does it have to be suddenly tat? He had to be such a crabbed old cunt. Yeah that's what I'm right arena the Adriatic Sea open! That's what I'm reading and eyes for medicines I like reading autobiographies by people that did great things, which is such a stupid thing to say, because you know what he says on regular guy. There would be an interesting autobiography if you just never fucking strived for anything. You know we do still is just the bare Fuckin minimum. He lived in a one better apartment. You always had like six, a fuckin miller, high life. You know some devil decks.

There there was it. He said there was a baseball games on the radio needed stared at the fucking window. There is something to be said about that: unite, hurt anybody. You now, anyway, I gotta find out the name. You know their time alone terminal meaner, Bobby Chilean Giotto Rosa made that short sound. She we when we were in the tobacco film festival, we did And we were, with this whole series of our short films and this kid I gotta find other neighbours. He made this great short film.

I find it out from the rose and I always say that I'm gonna find out that I never do, but I'm gonna start. He made this great short film about here. An uncle or his grandfather is something- and I he just didn't know anything about him and he lived the life like that and when he died he found the guy's diary kept a diary sort of any was able to piece together, disguise fuckin life and it was funny. Does he was that you didn't know? The guy was a really funny. I want to say touching, but I dont want. Do you guys to trash me, but it was was visited, moved you, but was really funny, and I figured what the fuck was. The dice line his last week words on his death bed? Were that he said. That's it. I remember saying

de Rossa after we saw the Oh, my god, what do you think he meant by that and Joe said I don't know, but I would give my left arm. To know what he meant like who says that like you know, you're gonna, die going. What did he do Lady knollys gonna die that moment. I got now that I've fucking prime the pump here. To get the name that fuckin thing, you're gonna do what a stand. My wallet up here on the table. When I look at that I'll be like. Why did I stand up their little fucker amount, because if I don't you ever do shit like that, I don't give a fuck. If you don't write Trump dear We elect. I don't agree with everything from says by whole. Hardly believe that he's the only person that can set this country on a course of honesty, rather know what a guys actually thinking and disagree that do not know what he's thinking and to have to have faith. What are your thoughts says? Phone store, girls, honour. Sorry, that's an Iphone.

I one hundred percent agree. That's why, even though he said all that stupid shit, Mexicans to just I haven't away like the thing about that guy, the shitty says about Mexicans and stuff, like it up as it is. It's like. That's what a guy who's lived on the top floor of a skyscraper. That's that's the kind of shit. That's the way they think I will I've been to the border. Yeah. Did you fuck it dry? Buying your air conditioned suv for twenty many. You know what you're talking about ashram attraction, the guy like to have that fuckin shit, he said about the bankers again, I felt Vince Katy when he was gone like when they give shit for declaring bankruptcy, and he goes I've done hundreds and hundreds of deals. Four times four times I've taken advantage of the bag. Z lost by the way they are lost so is not. Do anything illegal, Annie

by the way. Let's not make out these people that lonely money to be these innocent little daisies or wherever goes there not actually innocent, because these guys are killers represent right by percent right. Having said all that, I mean that money was also put in to the bags bye, mom and pop people, but it was printed up the bankers, and it's really not our money, it's their money in your. They give it to you and jobs. To get too much. Debt is humanly possible without gone under and pay in those cuts. For the rest, you fuckin life. They are killers. Having said that, there is no way any a person could get this country in order, because what would happen? If she got elected he would threaten everybody else who in the other way, and no one would work with him. In a childish way and then they would blame him and then the guys who put the money behind.

The politicians also on newspapers, everyone would just smear Donald Trump and then every fuckin moron who thinks they know shit about politics would be like see does were work go right back. To the way that they wanted to do we change any government to truly Falcon change when its is corrupt? Is we are In most of the other, governments are not just shit now, my country, but is corrupt, as we are the only way to do it is. You have to have literally a revolution and people are going to die and people on trial and there's gonna be Fuckin firing squad and all I take the shit. You know you, don't you okay, we ve had enough and the people in power go. Ok, Here's the keys to the castle. Let's see how you do can I have a job and it does not like that. So. But I will say that guy,

it is a cease fire. Donald Trump is a fuckin star but I also like there was a couple of guys on the panel I liked ran Paul like the other old fellow there, what the fuck's his name. I can't remember guy from Jersey, is a fucking dope, he's just smart enough to seem smart, but at the end of the day, is big fuckin. Speech had he sees a fuckin dope that I should not go beyond the state level, but he will he will our phone store girl. All right, Billy boy! Last week, my girlfriend lent her cell phone or what to you With my girl lent her cell phone calls mind shit. The bed you, Mr Werner, Me herself out: ok, I bought, phone on the way to get our Jesus God he would go. I barred her phone on the way to get my new form because I had some work calls to make as they left the House

so I thought it was strange because it felt like because I felt like we be breaking up soon. I get to the point. As a young to check is working there. I end up getting paired with her, over the other miserable looking losers working there. Why? That's isn't gonna go another direction. I thought you said you weren't there that should get some fucked up text here we go at one point. I had a hand or my girlfriends phone, because I had taken a picture of a number. I needed to activate my new phone when the girls would the picture slid the sure over by accident yup, you guessed it a picture of my girlfriend topless girls swipe back Amelia. I just stood there. I actually didn even really react. Much just kind of took it all in Sheila me and goes good for you Jesus this girl's, a game tat but the ice. This girl was very cool guy. You think we jobs. Before and after the and after this incident.

This is what you need to do break up with this other girl immediately casualties, if you feel like you're gonna break up and get out upset by which we just don't like this girl in a lover. I should say, maybe a lover, but not that way, damper gap with this girl. I write it see, This fucking GO said Paul back your heart, though fermented this girl might be a fuckin, kill tat. She might be a study on the other side of the fence and she's gonna fuck it break your heart suggest she worked out a Marty saying that before getting enemies anyway, he goes the coroner realize I haven't seen the picture of my girlfriend. She now said to me put? Perhaps she didn't like it or perhaps it was for someone else what the fuck is. Tappitt wait a minute. You guessed it a picture, my girlfriend topless the girl swiped back immediately and I just stood there took it all. She said good few that broke

yes we can adopt around before and after the senses I get the kind of realized I haven't seen the picture of my girlfriend. She never sent it to me all because it was on her far away. She seemed to somebody else. Do this is like a great movie. Perhaps she.