The devil what's going on it's bill bar in its the Monday morning, podcast four August, twelfth two thousand Thirteen are you do or not you liked added trot was not pretty cool, that was actually you, probably all, who are those fine, singers Jesus Christ. I was we ve just human beings doing that by themselves. No Otto, too, was Conway were started there with a leather fuckin skirt odd thing about it is Dick Shop, despite the fact just add a baby daughter, One of my ears is ringing. I hate when this happens. Embryos have hearing damage, can stop ringing

everyone's, why one might use just goes war, and then, if I can. Like some heavy metal singer from fuckin decades ago, like Remember your childhood. Yes, it was change anyways. That was the members of our truth. Salvage company I got know those guys get no flew bullshit. I met their drama bill Psmith. I was out on a drunken and he came over me- and he said I beg my nose bill also, why don't you tone it down? You freckled count and I respect now can, they have a new album out called pick me up. That's illegal on Itunes and a new single called appellation hilltop, if you actually like human beings, if you like, if you like here, if you like some sort of heart, beat in like your music at this point,

Yet I am not saying that you guys out there on your designer drugs each other's faces. Watch some guy with the mouse had new gloves sticks is not a good time. You know if I sucked into heavy metal. You know when I was coming up in the eighties vows come alive now I would fuckin guy probably be there. I definitely would be. It's a dead jumping up and down in unison, Zack. I played stereo, some club Am I doing the thing that all old people do I get fearful just trashing, all the new stuff something recently when no one airplanes first came out, actually believe it up But sometimes I do read- and I was reading a book about when airplanes this came out and this guy was pitching We basically all we had. We had like we're there army in the Navy. That was it and is somebody in one

those branches desired, fuckin forget because every other word reminds me of something in my life and I just start taking Europe. I'm sorry, I got on a boat. I've got an above digging in their kids Pool Party and I slipped over and I got trapped on anything that my eyes keep going in like six pages go by and I have the fucking idea what I read. So I did number the guy's fuck a name. I think we just had an army and navy at this point, and this was around on the in the teens. Maybe the twenties of loud I'll, just say last century, as opposed to people. Try to confuse you go the twentieth century. You know the eighteenth century. Eighteen hundreds was the nineteenth century get into that. Fuckin carry the one shit last century. I write any

a sickly said to the army in the Navy was like: hey man like these planes, man they're gonna, like change shit, unlike our not regards gonna, be ready for man and all oh god we're like la la go. Fuck yourself, you goddamn, Kleenex, incidentals What's in your little lawnmower motor that you haven't that thing, engine right, fuck, you What can I do to make my iron, AIDS over here so easily well, listen, air and, like I don't really want to take it level: the one you poor wanting you bet as boats out dad will bring a fuckin planes over. She would happen So I said our right to they sit in her lap and animate shit, and I got this fuckin thing. That's like six. I don't know it's really. And it's really hard to sick and they keep maybe be able to support the data tat little one more fuckin engines and they said the fucker. Unlike twelve minutes,

and there was actually Navy admirals crying. They couldn't believe they were out of a fucking job. They thought. So anyway. Is that what I'm doing when it comes to like Dubstep away somewhere there that shit like? I guess I should be a tool. I don't know. I like these guys truth and salvage company. I they have my say of approval with. It means anything I saw them when they open for the Black rose Spock, what we somewhere and allay? I don't know what's going on, if you like the kind of music give these guys. Not if you're and other kinds of music just keep listener that shit. I don't give a fuck, but I don't need to hear you fuckin reviews of it. Ok, I'm just suggested. Does our defences. Being on twitter makes you cause a matter what you suggest. You could just say something simple Simply like you know, ice cream is delicious and then who will come

Clearly we do not all natural, you know the fuckin, some always inverted it. You know you ve got to deal with these Fuckin Kuntz. This is coming from a cut I so whenever I fell back is only mentioned Bill Psmith than a ban, and I probably just fuck and created a bunch of in fighting in there you're fuckin banned. You gotta be right around in there. Don't you is now works anyways. What wow ahead. Shall we people- I am- I am still here in New Orleans and you can tell the quality of this podcast the audio, the audio at the very least. Ok, It is much better than last week's because the lovely near actually sent out my powers strip or the power cord, whatever the fuck you call it, and so we. You can hear me the least you can hear the attempts.

You can hear. The big swing in a Agatha takes up. Irish was actually written for Alex Rodriguez this week you know, I really was because I, like the guy Lack of all of a sudden, a fuckin Yankee FED the bed bath and me of the major League baseball community. I just really gather uniforms. Look like towels Very nice towels, but towels nonetheless, I'm sorry drinking some water. You burn my tongue, not the fuckin worst acts. I ordered room service. I gotta grill cheese and tomato soup, as all people do an arm. I uncovered the tomato soup, which was way to fuckin hot, and I

the grill geezer, so I'm an American. I can't you see the grill cheese. I gotta take their growth cheese. I gotta Duncan into the fuckin piping, hot tomato soup. So I stick it in my pocket pie. Whole big bite of that shit, the lava hot, so I wouldn't want to. I do I use my brain. My brain so say bill. That's like you're, not gonna much tongue left. We don't do some about this. How about grab some call? so my right animals, like all I got this and reached over that nice ice cold glass of water, but the the they had plastic on top of it, cellophane so one spill when the lovely brought it up to the room, so My writing, like you know this ain't gonna fuck, a worker and the rest. My body wanted to panic mode and I went paw and I just said split it up instantly. There was actually smart move.

Immediately started laughing taken that that would have been the greatest vine ever or one of a nice one anyways bilbil each that burns tongue said it was wet mean we know. Can you actually do a fine words? Actually, just one thing is not a bunch of shit spliced together at Vienna, what the fuck I'm talking, I'm just saying that Burma goddamn top people just trying to tell a story. A computer thing out like like, like ever see a snake, wanted to the middle of eating and all of sudden you walk up to it and it's like I'll fuck. I think I'm gonna get and when she saw the opposite mouth and that yak comes out of it. Snakes that they like now what's up? How do you want to do this basically walk up to, snake, while its eating is like what happened to me when I went to that Buffalo Bills game, but my patriots had and I waited till? I was taken a piss alright with my job, set out, and then they put me in the back. That's what they do up there.

In the city of lights, other than eating fuckin wings, and loosened super balls. They wait till you got your dick out and Buffalo. Don't ever forget that our rights when you go up there, the falls over their niagara right and also yet tat sensation that you gonna take a piss looking at all, but just now just now that the grandson of Joe Dilemma or whatever the fuck. You said his name, you know Fred. Smallest Junior, my fuckin, pushing back as all I'm saying right, not trying to cause a static with that great city. Formerly great city. The study that will rise again, like cleave, would like Detroit like the moon, that we take ass much. I love those cities like I'm a fan

architecture and want to go there. I always just look around like this. Eventually, this fuckin places gonna blow up in a good way. I mean, then a hip hop cutaway. Look at me. Look at me straddle in the sense of my whiteness this is a sign that it did not have a real problem that nuclear waste album that you know, because I want to settle down. We have focused parent knowledge type, a shit. So I look up to other people that finally fuck and do not think it is I gotta get all too easy to be changed. Somehow it there's no fuck an album and adjust still talking about losing, diamond ring. In some girls, that is not what it's all about. Sometimes a glad. I look the way I look.

And I was never able to enter the club seen other than to be ushered quickly back at the side door. Anyways, What are we talking about here? This is the Monday morning podcast and die. We have a nice August, the summer's come to a close, but you know this is golden age of global warming. What is it warmer, just starting to tickle. Your toes do not worry. Get me by shark yet and you fuckin living room so lightly. Might get the next three weeks. Three weeks of the summit was the greatest The football season has started and you have become a huge college football fan over the and actually realise that my Alice, you TIGERS, my adopted, ok before anybody Bet Rouge gets mad at me, like manual where your father got the call em. Your target

tigers, because that's what everyone in the South sounds like me all right. What do you do when you don't? You do and between my ring and ears, evident they're starting their season in their guess who they're playing guess who's back in my life they say they are playing their play in those jacket. On the kick off the Uno, Alabama plain somebody else, I don't know who the fuck their plan Alabama keenly those fleecy. What those constant this week, you see what they did to fuck the eggs. You know their cave from them horse shit about Johnny Man cell sign in shit, you know that came for Alabama boost a you know. It did you now. You know why you, I think, came from them because they fuckin scared, they're scared that

skip that skinny, mother fucker is gonna, run all round the field like the White Michael Vick are right and he's gonna fuckin beat their asses again she saw the replay the under the game last year were Jesus Christ you never saw sadder look and faces when they cut to the stands after that interception right down there. In the answer, tremendous. Looking around the Mississippi River, that goes a paddle Bob Sawyer. What's your way back in the day when food was fresh everybody was drop in the Edward every other word. I will. Terminate the Indians. What a beautiful piece of history What am I doing here is a time to do little little advertising would you say: well, I don't give a shit. I'm in control of the singer right, I'm runnin, I'm running this father, Fucker Aright dollars shape club everybody. You know There are so many things in this world that irritate me. Canadians,

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actually also really interested to see. How is fans react to me and myself? Are it That's that's! On August, twenty, seventh, in an August twenty Eightth, all things comedy network, the network that I've started with the I met the daily shows our Madrigal Emmy Award winning Al Madrigal. You like, I have a friend that one and Amy you I knew I use nowhere madrigal when it was out now madrigal. Now, when I talk. Two of my after gold excuse me, Emmy Award winning Al Madrigal. Me him in some other guys, we all started this Kommeni network called all things comedy. Just cause. You know me Our podcast blown up in It's always create scenes, and then they never end up with the money. The businessmen comes in there. Now we only podcast and we get all the money and you get great exposure. Go fuck yourself have fun buying power.

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delicious, slash, unhealthy. It is and how you can't find fuckin kill. Excuse me a drink, more cold water for my fuckin scalded tongue. I actually bought a juicer this week to somehow come back all the frightful that I've been here And I started drinking that shit that that guy now fat, deaden kind of sick, what the fuck is called fetch. Second, nearly dead, just six fatty with dead, fuckin somethin. Whatever I'm a dragon that shit man I got takes up. It is delicious valleys, delicious you crave it after a while, and I think I drop like four five pounds- good pounds to get all the Maybe once I was joking on Twitter saying how I was in, I was in button down short shape and I actually want to get into like. I want to be

sitting down no short on shape. I don't know what I know, but Cause we did a bit on this, but So what the fuck happened when you sit down, you stand but look sideways Mary like I, you know what that is bad, Dare I say it's gotta Q shows that The occasional snag is rife and you should, infringement yourself like you in an old old school special Kay Connell. You're gonna does not that bad that the bed then just sit down like three handfuls of shit. Just lands on youth buys Europe. Life from me. I can't what is what happens? The hip bones move up to your fuckin until then everything just gives blown out. I have no idea, but sitting down Bout assured on you know: that's debts

truth moment of your fuckin physique that you're gonna see all day stop standing up seconding got. You want to see you want to see the damage you ve done, maybe not ready for right. This is like the ring when you looked at that fuckin checks face Georgia's. Opens and you land in a fuckin, walk in closet. My God. I don't know what happened to me: when that bad shape. So I said fuck this I gotTA juicer adults, I just did a quick gig up in Chicago, came right back this private thing. So after I ate halfway decent up there, finally in restaurants and causing a subscriber Peter so I came back and I have my little fucking grilled seasick. She sounds tomato soup. So now my body to start Nepal me back to the debate the dark side.

And that's what I've really learned about trying to aid shape its all about keeping your brain out in front of your body, keeping your fuckin wits about you like this. Shit it's like food, you know, innately, safe food is a drug in believe him, but I am totally convinced of it. Now it's like when you written bad and you just go and like a three month, bender. I've just eaten bad in your head. Like I gotta gotta stop island of luck, a cheeseburger you just keep going and then it makes you want cookies and all that type of shit. It's the food equivalent to like locking yourself in a Roman, just free basic for three months. That's what you do so when I try to do when I'm eating bad like this, I just talked to a body might outside of the. He's trying to lose some fucking wait. I was trying to tell him that, like you got to keep your head out in front of it and just go like I want that, but I'm going to eat this.

Even at in that moment, when you look at that, apple is opposed to that fucking glorious. Whatever you lookin at right, toasted, roast beef and cheese with a fucking pickles and the chips, and all that the lasting you bodies like that For either what the fuck I want you gotta reach for that apple. You got a fucking hit that that crack pipe instead and I'm tellin you ve. Second, you get to three bites. If you like, oh thank God, they gotta did that. Then you fight cousin, what I've, what I've read the very little I've register bodies. It's actually craving nutrition. You know. That's why we need chinese food like Fuckin, thirty, five minutes late,

you hungry again to your body, still craven nutrition. There wasn't like a fuckin out of it in that shit at the risk of getting sued by their entire fuckin continent of China fuck yourself. So that's what I would say if you could try to do that, trying to do as are trying to keep my head up far. That's why I got that grilled. She sandwich you gotta tomato And I said I gotta get back on the fucking green gumbo hears. I'm calling it because I'm in New Orleans and that's it I'm back on that ship for the last two tomorrow morning, wake up and make another one bingo Banco, I'm trying to do too day, Jusan and then one day have in the fuckin. You know a healthy dinner and then I go on the treadmill. Francophile there's no fuckin way, not gonna drop. Wait. I so they go to stop doing those stupid as fair diet see it's the fact in court

Words died. I do they got legs agonies module. I want that bullshit veggie, eventually. You don't really you. I think the really really is is not even like it's. Not even the fuckin die it. It's the one! She gets you wait. What do you do that you now once you get down, you wait it's up. You gotta be looking around. It's like you got out of jail, my screen right over there. You an adult, you don't have to go. They become a fat fuck as an adult. There's, no one to say I ve had enough cookies! John! You can have both put on a condom Saul on you, you gotta, be your own fuckin parent. Until you get a lady in your life when she starts fucking nagging at you. Thank you here.

Get the rugged Spock, you lady, where did you the council agree to? That would be my advice When you just on, if you re right now, if you listen, this shit you're on a bad fuckin wrote I'm telling you these days in the future. You gotta, wake up. You're gonna, be sit down on the side of the bed. You gonna glance into a mirror and you're gonna be like what the fuck. What have I done to myself? You stand up real, quick. You try to suck it in trying to deny the truth. You just saw. That's the steam engine coming back on the fucking. Racist genocide, one or what the fuck am I

just make yourself eat an apple or just eat a fuckin salad. You you got it you gotta turn. You have turned the boat around. That's what I'm trying to do. I gotta do it. I fuckin went back up to like almost a buck. Ninety in our back down to like the MID one. Seventy cyclist, I'm fuckin wars just trying to lose. Like fifteen pounds, the fucker worst. I can't imagine people who got gonna lose more than that. So why are you know? how this became mortal weight loss podcast, but I think its work enough. Just she sent me Larry, said Podcast success story. Dear Wilbur, you, sir, or a god amongst men, Jesus I wish that was true, because I used to be a d a piece of shit you're you're, typical the war, old is against me. Nobody likes me. Nobody wants me fuckin moron, that's. Why was but you're a vice on stepping back and making fun of very negative

an invitation I have. Is that a word. Did you write that? Do you type that correct you're, my more annotation, I don't know, that's make it Pressed again. I don't I'm a spell because I have can change my life. I'm eighty wider, I got a great girl and I've gotten to count em to promotions You're, a comedian you're not obligated to be Oprah Morey, but you still make a difference. Thank you, Sir, for knock. Em back into cohesion. Primates. Time more than me. I doubt that sir, with the two big promotions there, but I know, but I owe you a drink, Next time I see you and if you're in Canada are being tabs, you stay classy, sir, that's great good for you, sir, but that they turn it around somehow my name It is whatever the fuck my shaming, my fat shape. My for shame has been working are enough about that

So that's what I'm doing. I'm drinking the young of doing that fat. Second, nearly dead juice and thing, and it's like all green of its tail salary couple handfuls of parsley cucumbers. I love it, and I don't think I'm one on corporate this in every couple of months, just go back to that, while just juice for like for five days, you saw. I don't know. I think I'm gonna incorporate this in every couple of months. Just go back to that, while just juice for like for five days, you saw stay out in front of it. So I don't sit down one day and of its fuckin beach ball. I gotta thing on my button: don't shirts it's the one to third button down when that but starts to look like you do in the iron cross between both sides of my shirt. That's my guy. You fucking jerk off.

All right and then what happens? They lay off the beer than I just start slam and whisky. Like that's my initial, when I've we began our initial descent into our dieting I go from drinking pale ales to whisky. Early ever freckled mess bomb. So anyways I ain't allotted downtime last week I wasn't working. I have a couple days off from mom my episode, ugly truly long up of such acts of along this ominous what're you- I guess this is how to do it over. There must be a hell of a budget, I got into why one on Netflix I started watching. I can't burns the war. I know, unlike that came out like five six years ago,

if you haven't seen it. If you like me in your late to the party dude, like that's my recommendation for the weak, its seven potter on World war, two Each one is about an hour and fifty minutes long- and I know that sounds like I just told you to watch- episode of lost. I just its effort was to watch this thing other than the amount of time she have to hit pause and go Jesus Christ. I haven't done shit with my life. That's what that's! What makes me feel like I can't I can't even begin to work for you got it. You gotta watch it you gotta watch air. What's great is It really ties the whole war together where for me. I've always seem like they always do stuff on the history channels. Are we talking about the war in the Pacific? We'll talk about the blitzkrieg or they'll talk.

About D Day and occasionally they talk about Northern Africa, but this kind of goes increase. In a logical order of the whole damn thing and die: it's it's I don't know why I can't explain it. It would be like what the fuck was that move it. Showed an showed it backwards in the guy tattooed shit on his arm. I can't know what the fuck It's like finally seeing that thing going forward its just it's fucking real. What that uses up too stupid fuck it. Stop just go watch the goddamned thing, but your people, seventeen years old line, saying there eighteen and just going out- front lines and just listen to these fuckin Bob's whistling in seeing all your friends gettin blown up edges.

Having to resign to fade while this once they gonna hit me orders and I'm still gonna, be fuckin shoot at these guys. They that the stories that they could they they talk about the guys we're flying over on the. Ahmed years before they had the escorts and ship, and you had to do twenty five fuck admissions before you know. You were basically completed. Europe nation, and nobody ever made it past. Fourteen. It's a fucking suicide mission. Daddy, had a guy who actually survived the ship because he was in that little fuckin skylight at the bottom of the plane and he got shot. The fuckin armament threw him and killed one of his. Bodies in many still went back. Fluid other one got shot again and that's the thing that basically saved him was because he kept getting shot that here, and physically well enough to go back up in the goddamned plain again, and you know it. I actually have the fuckin nerve to be

rate of flying on land and in fact in El Paso text, is gone It is there's nobody should not. I know it felt like such a fucking pussy in my life till ivy. I feel add enough. When I watch like a: u have see event you know or it's one of those that one of those shows above go into prison. You know what's the training for you have said, and I would be like that. The item three times kickin that that heavy bag with. Leg, you'll be all bruised up and I'd be like it stinks. I want to get out of here. Can I be the guy washes the t shirts. Can I bought up the map? The nub of the matter you guys, rest long. You know that just whatever can burn the work, and on a whole bunch of documentaries, and I used on one right now.

That's about the Vietnam WAR, now more paranoid that I said his name rank of sunlets. Unlike some gay, yes, p M, but it can remain right. You can't birch and we got a right to get the right. Guy he's doing. One right now eyes make one right now. The Vietnam WAR, which I'm just gonna watch already made one of the civil war. So, unlike shadow Fuckin watch all of these things and there are no six months later I forget. Most of it are probably combined a couple to three wars: I'll get drunk and not just start. Spear went out information. Lincoln speaking, and he would GMO aright anyway. What's goin on

The part gas highly recommend that, if, if you are, if you get a chance, we have seven hours to kill. I highly recommend that if you have chicken pox be great way to were forget about the eating for good seven hours. What else out tonight? Oh last night this is weird cuz, I'm taking this on Sunday, I'm right now, I'm taken this Sunday afternoon New Orleans time and actually really excited, obviously Has this season five The second has of seasons season five, the breaking bad premiers tonight that I start like twelve sentences let me try that again this season in the second half of the seas and five series, premier a breaking bad starts tonight. You guys, I wonder, never came a game, show host

Jesus I am or like ever like, hosted the family. Feud was standing Next, the Billy boy David, like they gave to read stuff. You know I know I have the head to be on. I don't have the hare line, but I do have the head. You don't give a shit anyway, breaking bad come back tonight. I can't wait. I thought there was only five episodes of this fund

is eight sub psyched about that and down I've already, I think, a very get past the sadness that its ending Andrews talking as a fan forget about the fact that I used to get in there everyone's. While I can't wait for this thing to come out on box set and and just go back and just go through the whole thing again of couple months back ass, she watched the first two episodes of breaking bed and you see when you no coincidence character water.

Why has the hair and he's just meet na Jesse for the first time? Do you know I heard I don't know if this is true, but I heard that Jesse was actually their character was gonna, they were gonna. Have him killed in the first few pretty he was such a good actor errand Paul that then they like the characters so much honour of its choice, should stop fuck it making up shit. I think I remember reading this like what. Why would you do that bill? Which is one of the few bridges you can actually cross in this business and are you gonna burn it by putting out mister formation. What the fuck is wrong with you anyways I was. I was somewhere killing time Oh yesterday, when I was in Chicago. And I was in the hotel and how they are a marathon honour. Those doomsday preface- and there are fucked- you know I always doomsday papers are fucked is because their law

owners, they might survives some initial ship, they might last month they might last year but they're. Just instead, a ribbon bandaid off like me and just get fuckin. You know bludgeoned to death within the first twenty four hours or vaporize from some blown up that that's that's my doomsday plan. My doomsday prepping that I do is that I live in, probably them Dangerous sitting that you could possibly live in as far as earthquakes is far as the water supply as far as the fuckin inability to get them gotta there. I really should get a helicopter licence and try to go on Ebay and by some fuckin use chopper because other than that, I'm fucked, but they deserve there's a peace that you gain from it.

Being completely factors you just. What am I gonna? Do I'm fucked around like a great idea? I'm gonna sell doomsday proper kid for people who don't wanna prep and what it's gonna be, It's gonna be a beautiful locket that you were not a male once more mask and put some spikes on an assumption for male or female, and when you up at this one on sign. I told them they got it just off yourself. The dollar's collapsing? There's fighting industry you just pop it in their nets. It too You want to live in beyond dead body patrol goin out there with you Fuckin schema has gone over to bury all those comes before they give out disease.

That's what you gonna be done. If you survive you're a low level human like myself, were you really? bring in anything to the table, if they let you survive, if they decide to let you survive, That's what you gonna be honest, canoe, your first fucking jobs other than getting naked throw fuckin lie, although we would have liked what line is over the throat lie. Lie must look here to get rid of the body lace, your job, you gonna, go out there. Then some sort of Tarzan, Fuckin bikini bottoms with that point, sugar all over you and you're gonna. Just start. You gonna give you yet so my suggestion, either get some cyanide or learn you operate backhoe because other than out of you survive. You gonna be staring with a shovel gettin a fuckin sunburn, dad dad modern world has never seen

it was a much of this does doomsday proper thing and they got all these I do in the ship and they got this one. Do I just you know he's got like fuckin three years worth the shit get flat screen tvs, got all fuckin stuff tat. I loved the flat screen tv, that's hilarious! To me, like a giant world, but somehow cable still exists. Some out somebody is at the head of the cables cables. Central wherever that is flipping the switch. So you can see the final aid episodes of breaking bad, despite the fact that everybody connected with Hollywood has now gone. Except for Wesley Snipes, I'm sure he's got a bunker somewhere. Yes, you get the Boston. I pick the government tax as you. Definitely you get. You have a strategy in place and plus just even if

Shit even be didn't. Take martial arts just the sword, swinging alone that he had learned the choreography that would get the fuck animals. Zombies may turn the other way right. So he's got all this stuff any sitting there talking about. He still afraid of the Russians and a nuclear holocaust. He's been prepping for thirty years because that's basically what they used to scare the shit out of us about. I came in. The tail end of it in the seventies and others. I was older than me, so they psychologically fuck this guy up so bad that he was now. You know, stockpiling this hole in the ground, and then he found out that recently declassified information said that the Russians at detonated, some fuckin, that are of two hundred megaton fuckin, something or other, but the biggest bomb ever detonated. They did it and he realized tat. He wasn't deep enough.

So he went on, he bought this big steel, fuckin tube and the whole time is doing. This guy is like two hundred pounds, overweight and it's like do you eat it? Should better you better deal with that. First, like you, you're gonna drop of a fuck. Heart attack before they drop a fuckin bomb, honest and he finally addressed it. He said you know, I promise you get myself in better shape. Of course, was sitting down the entire time and even with a t, shirt on the guy was so fuck. In fact, you could tell that he was finished, but so actually like the guy. Is he finally dressed effective? not a shaping needed, do some about it, but towards the end, there was this fifth in your old kid who, since the age of twelve, maybe a little bit older, forms two thousand eight those five years ago, what seventeen use twelve, when the two thousand eight.

Banking collapse happened so he went on any internet and he started. Reading up on. Banks are probably saw the conspiracy theory that I didn't scared. The fuckin shit out of him as a twelve year old and this fuckin kid has been like scavenging. Slash stealing ship wherever it here, because you don't have any money and he has all these guns any of these spoken swords and shit dresses in fatigues and stuff and his mother. Is just sitting there guy, like you, always wanted a normal thought. I don't know why he failed the earth today is about now he's got he's brought a friend into a fold in the end, then they brought a friend into the fold any both third person in the fall. And its literally like lady waiting. Did you see call and by. I am not saying this: kid is like their put like what the fuck are you doing her big parental moment, Was he's not allowed to go to the gun range without her.

She goes there and, let's, in practice this fuckin kid was great. His bread was basically from we know one ventricle to the fuck another. This is our two ventricles or that- and I I don't fucking know how Google map the heart at the end of this yet who is basically hidden all Sarah Mass? run right around you, fuckin heart right and but then he goes home he's got the ammo when he has the guns in his pocket bedroom. Always I thankful Lou grow up with guns, you don't even have a southern acts at why my fuckin trash in the south to get here this fuckin awful haircut, you didn't have a girlfriend he's a fuck. These keys going down this rabbit hole, and she just let them do it, and I found it really disturbing.

I don't want a disturbing one like you, I see those kids smiling and they have rifles and their parents have got them into hunting. I know people out where I live, and when I lived in New York City they freak out about that stuff, really intolerant of it. You know, as they eat a fuckin chicken burrito. But I don't think you should know what a hot dual attacked the shit you know I know I can fuckin kill. I could kill a pig, a wild boar. I would love to go up. Do that could shoot at daily? Now I want to hear from the Red next out there. What what am I in for, if I miss in that thing, comes up when we don't they just start fucking eat near the pigs right they fuck. You need anything what I scare them. What I look like one of those white chocolate covered pretzels. They think my freckles was so

they'd be all over it. Would it be ok, consistent somebody, you know next summer do one of my southern towards you. Can you guys take me PIG, Hoddan I want to fuck and do it up. I wanna go round both style with across ball, but I do want to have a backup uzi. I know if you are Look. I know you have a fucking Uzi, that's been fuckin handed down since the eighties whenever the funds, These came out before laws prevented you from getting its for one hot choir. It's just a market. Alright, let's get into some questions for the week here, while rid less couple advertisers. What would I do that right here we go had a bad first quarter. I did great the second quarter we gonna thirty minutes when this game it we got less couple legal zoom, everybody most Americans, don't have a will, but why you don't want government rules?

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San Marino to write is that with a blue blood, stay good food and as a more vibrant urban feel the south is more countries style with good weather and beautiful nature. I think I can like that you could think of it being very roughly like the devil, between New England and the South back of the states in the winter, the north will be pretty cold and the sea. This will be a little more balmy. They both are the shit I write cool. I wish Rome rooms like right. The mill I gotta get another type of stuff. I can't wait to go, but I wanna do read before my european tour Go to go to ITALY for a couple of days, I to three days what a fuk with you you're, going to be over there anyways I'll, go to acclimated to the time. The time change, I'll, even some of the best food on the planet and we might to favour kinds of food. Italian in the Japanese, those mighty favorites eleven, both Falcon

so I gotta figure out where I'm gonna go because only have three days. I dont want to go there and try and do a bunch of things. I think I just want to go there and eat. I'm begging you. Stadiums. Maybe I would see the Roma Colosseum butter. I think I just want a. I don't know what I wanted to. I just want to eat some fucking just great place and taste really clean food with like that. What I saw respect about times is how much they give a shit about the food making process. In I told the ship voice still knows more ice. No more.

I guess back in the day for not live in a box, and I swear to God they would watch, we make a meal and it would like be upsetting them and eventually they just have to take over this. Just just get out here. It's like they would watch you fuck it up a piece of meat in it. It would literally it wouldn't like it would all set up. You know, self you gotta respect it around. Here we go up salads, oh by the way, that's another great part in the can burns, documentaries. Zalm, United, saw Mussolini. Given the speeches, I always got one great one ways to keeps them sitting with his hand. I gave up their limited to do there like each just fuck. It talk and shit like Hitler makes me want to speak

german and and most leaning makes me want to speak Italian just watching their speeches watch and Hitler's screaming yellin like you know, ways and means out here I want to know what the fuck is. He yelling about emotional that look a conference on his face. I just wanna hear what the fuck is talking about. No there's transcriptions, but it's gotta be better. If we actually know the language- and I got that fuckin irish thing or I gotta- do everything the hard way. So I would ever see with him- is mostly be given the speeches and then him fuckin, hang it by the meat hook him with his fuckin girlfriend. And I was wondering what the hell happened. I didn't know that he had gotten captured and then Nazis came in, and freedom are like the fuckin expendable. Some shit.

Is that right reference. I never someone was movies, but that seem like what they were doing. I go rescuing people and in any getting got caught again, try to talk his way out of it again. In his last words were one was basically saying now like it's fucking. Eyes what a fuckin way to go out ass. It ever talk about that in my act, itches that guy. Like a year's time, he went from just like been Heaven boy, bad faith nobody Screamin had thrown browser, mean shit to be like on his knees, like fucking they killed. A man is woman. I love it chooses mistress. I believe us with the kind of fuckin. Remember our minds, don't forget the shit and then they brought him in the town and everybody was Kay.

Can only diggers faces. They just kick the shit out of his face, the spit not of an area by a meat hook. Sick. What happened you? Don't you think it's bad to be. Like you know, in our town, driving a fucking dictator managed brutal just done! That's why they they never have a buying the music for dictators, because you know how would it for the most part, our finance, you dont end. You know you're not lying in bed. You know going through some fuckin Buddhist This is the death process. You know they teach you how to die peacefully and surrounded by fuckin loved ones or whatever. This is the exact opposite of that shit. Hitler blues brains out what's his face, Most deleting I just told you what the fuck happened to him Did I say they dragged him out of a fuckin hole. He went out like a game

Jesus Christ. He refused the hood. We put the rope around his neck and he was gettin. Haeckel is this. Is his shit like when people talk about you know where to go, and they look at comics, gettin heckled and taken on the crowd he has to have the best one. For dictators, he was standing there, and these get in here and he's, given him shit right back with a fuckin rope around his neck. It you gotta respect at that. I would have been like mostly trend of fuckin wriggled, my faded out of it a definite what had taken the hood, who else other than that of the fatty over therein. Little fat boy did Korea. I wonder how he died.

But watch like Little House and a prairie or something you was a weird guy who is in a movies and ship. He actually live very few that actually get to make make it that far you they get. The can. The new words like actors who get to continue working on into their seventies and still do unlike Oscar winning work very difficult. Most people fall by the wayside. Aren't that we get it ok, I I mean that ship art Sally a bill. I would like to get into eating more salads, but I am only twenty and what the fuck do. I know So, let's do it, I don't know shit about sounds I wished. I studied the cells when I was twenty, I would have this fucking mess of Jesus Christ and its pasty, worse. I should I get to disparage some good old iceberg letters. I put in salad. What's the point of making a salad if I just cover ran, stressing and put a bunch of bacon on it. I'm not even sure

What balsamic Winograd is a boiled egg. A good thing to put in guidance is appreciated. Gotta be a day care and say how Blackhawks want. While you want you get the fuckin brag about it, you can't listen, Don't know shit about retraction just start to learn about it. I know iceberg lattices, like ninety percent water. I think Spanish is shit. I like that. I like a ruler those awesome. Yeah, don't go through all the crap that shit and I put a bunch addressing articles. You know you're, an all those your calories, I guess balsamic, vinegar read. This is all that I've overheard. I heard that that's a healthy one, but even then I try to avoid drowning it and now Great about as when you start eating a new start, craven them, and that becomes one meal a day and that's just data. You gotta start looking like a steak and cheese. Sandwiches somethin like that, a pizza, that's just it's just a plate, fullest set ups.

You know I fuckin hake. Owing to the gym I like going to jump as I want to look good. He gonna jumpers. I fuckin have to go just one of doing right now. It's sucks, you know you know it's another bad one is when you fuckin sitting up in. Like I am in your hold, your iphone up to you and you get the reflection of like your fuckin nine chins start to get their pelican neck anyways so arm. There's a bunch of recipes out there. You can find a, but I would stay with my spoke that stinks Romania's, like that's like halfway decent array, iceberg letters there like the otter enough, although you want, you want to go sports on this, one will go sports and I'm not talking about what they gonna do this year. They did last year, I will just say what they ve done in my lifetime ice.

Burke. Letters is like the Fuckin Detroit Lions, even though their good now they want then says for me a bad example. The Cleveland brows of letters everybody in Cleveland, although I did promote you sitting and I saw a lot of fuckin now construction going on there. Romaine letters is like that fuckin team, that every once in a while makes the playoffs, but never fuckin, wins it there. That's like the falcons of letters. And then you get into rulers the cowboys case I would say, is that forty minors and now what Immigration said the Packers and Steelers, or the Steelers, and pay respect, is the most successful. So I'd say they kill Steelers. She shut the fuck up. Ok, russian guy outwits banks like this one already pay bills,

You may enjoy reading this article about a russian man who outwitted a bank by writing his own terms into their credit card contract Jesus Christ. That's fucking, phenomenal! That's like beaten, Bruce Lee Karate, a council, but Jim Funk. Who would have the fuck you did article. Here we go the idea of being the bank's it's wrong. Gay may seem like a rich joke, but to me tree a Gara carve a guard of a four year old russian man, something you place were Redwings Disney for your old russian man may have managed to do it unhappy with the terms of Of an unsolicited credit card offer he received from an online bank tin, cough credit system, a guard carve sorry if you listening butchering this sort of Russians,

I scanned the document wrote in his own terms and sent it through. The bank approve the contract without reading the amended fine print unwittingly agreeing to a zero percent interest rate Unlimited at it and no fees as well. As this, depopulation, that the banks at the bag pay steed, fines for changing or cancelling the contract, the bankers, twenty they'll be able to get around this boy. That's fucking! Genius! What a hero, a guard car views, the card for two years, but the bank ultimately cancel that ensued, Kharkoff for one thousand three hundred sixty three dollars. The said he owed their charges, interest on late payments fees. A court ruled that because of the no fly no interest, stipulation a guard covered written in here, only his unpaid five hundred seventy five dollar ballads? This two minutes left

The game peoples, you gonna, win this. Oh what a garden- is now suing the bag for seventeen to twenty seven thousand dollars for not honouring the contracts term and the bank is hollering fraud. They see in the documents without looking, they said what use what usually they said to me, what Usually there bar, I would say in court, we we ve, not read it a carcass. I said the shoes on the other for now sorry heroic butcher there. The ending of that reading so Y gotta pay attention to that. Although such a lot. Of course, I don't know man, that's that's a heart amid the fact that you got just got out of paying the fees I gotta put this to my computer. I wanna pay attention there. A car cause Russia thank case,

So it's still at that point. Eight! Anybody in Russia listen to this thing. Can you keep please keep me abreast of the zone receiving? it's any that seven, twenty seven thousand dollars a right now would you pre game analysis here, I'll die right now. I gotta tell you they found the bag, I gotta be taken out and we end up. In this situation. It actually guess that they're not gonna pay. Any of that. We probably on the politicians of judges in their pockets, maids corrupt enough here. I can imagine what the fuck it's like over there, no offense, but it is what it is you have any. Estonia, Latvia, you close enough, you can pay attention and let me know I'd appreciate it with wait here. The Ukraine, Belarus, look at me some shit, I'm an attention. Whore bill bill, BAR Marshall,. I'm a sixteen year old guy and I've recently come to terms with the fact that I love attention

In most instances, this would not be too big a deal. I may look you made a career out of it. I listen you're fucking can't just cause. You find that your dick you don't get Rob up against me, get you stink on me. You know. That I said like fuckin attention. You asshole, It is crazy. I was actually gonna compliment you with the fact that you actually could you could step outside yourself and see stopping their computer Should we be a flaw warning attention is not a bad thing. It's all how you do it. You know here we go. I constantly sit in class loudly cracking jokes and can usually get the whole class laughing plus. I don't have to worry about the teachers yelling at me because I'm such manipulated, manipulative son of a bitch that I have ensured.

They all like me. Here's the problem, my friends hated. This has taken a different turn here. The jokes I make with them are far different. I actually think that's funny. You see the jokes I make to the whole class. Are shitty happy, cheap cheesy. Do she jokes targeting a group laugh? The jokes I make my friends are normally ripping on something they might actually be creative. Our I see kind of when you with your friends your actually a comic comic, but when you one of the crowd. You you're you're, you plan to the masses. Are you gotta pick a road here, son or maybe it don't mean- Are you trying to be a comedian, or maybe you are The committee and I were- I would try to make the crowd laugh at the jokes, make friends left here we go now.

Now. I know the simplest solution seems to be stopping a class cloud, but I just love the attention of saw mostly undeveloped, that I crave the crass class approval and attention. Do you not emotionally undeveloped? This is unbelievable that you have the sort of knowledge of self it. Sixteen, I certainly didn't what you know sixteen, I don't think I knew tat. I was thirty six, so you you're you're in a year and a good situation here. Because I love being the center of the class making everyone laugh despite knowing that are being fake and not myself. What should I do? I stopped cracking the shit jokes in class, or should I tell my friends to get over it and keeping that guy thanks go fuck yourself. First of all, I don't know what the fuck you friends have a problem with I mean, Better these jobs, you say it and your basically what you're doing is. In class sounds like the furs of three,

I don't think we should make a change, because your friends, I think you should make a change because you want to make the journey the crowd, laugh, you then try to be likewise. I want to be like say what I really want to talk about appear basically find your voice, I don't think the EU should make a change, because your friends, You should make a change, because you want to make the change Europe one that makes sense The attention that Cyprus should who gives a fuck. But if you want to take you ass, a cloud over to the next level. I would go with some of the more creative stuff you don't have always go with this shit joke, but I have to commend you that you, when I used class clan. I rose get in trouble and the teachers did like me. So the fact the able do that is great. Die. I beg you can't be real successful, unlike in life, you could do anything politics

show business sales if you like, if you can actually talk to a crowd that that Bree Pusher ahead of the game I would think already also says ps- is a black hawk. Then I would just like to personally thank Boston fans for being so classy respectful Dare I say Saint Light Saint, like from the bottom of my heart, my black hawk card, I would like to pay We thank each and every broadband. You all models of sand and thank you for fuckin marking that origin trying to rob, and I don't give a shit this point that seem like years ago, and we just want a cup, so I've got some grand Just to you, sir. Good luck with trying to find your voices class cloud, our God, damn ex girlfriend. Day Billy boy, you're, podcast killer man thanks well. Thank you. I appreciate

any says. I'm writing you to get some insight on my ex girlfriend situation about six months ago, my ex dump my ass and totally crush my art. The worse you gotta go through it, though Me says I was fucked up for a while, but took some of your advice and focused on improving my own shit. I never called or tax sure did any asshole for six months. A couple of my ago she takes me back, and I know it. I know it now. Without reading this thing, She's texted you now you, the shoe legitimately, wants to get back together with you, If you still love, that would be a good thing or whatever the fuck she, whatever pet life, had she went down over the last six months has hit hard is it about,

but the road and maybe she's having second thoughts or maybe she's completely evil and she's like while he just never called me again but I call him up in mind. Welcome those are my three gases. On the year the cut Jean LAMP? There are so she texted me, She wanted to know what I've been up to and how was doing she also wanted to know why unfriended her on Facebook rights. Why do you think you dumb cunt but why did you unfriendly because of my advice to did you do that on your own? That's a great thing: you got you gotta get cut the cancer out. You can't be watching what the fuck she's doing. All you do is prolonging that pain in your heart, Gotta were I'm telling you you got it, you got it cut off all contact and then you gotta go Chris Bush. We just gotta dropped. He needs a couple times a day and cried out don't be afraid to fuckin. Do that I won't do it from a bunch of men

but you don't do it on Europe like a mad. You have to understand that the reason You're able decries because you supposed to, is, if you don't you keep it in your chest and it becomes anger, and then you yell at your kids are right. I really so the urge to tell it to go fuck yourself and kept my responsible, my responses, cool and casual. You are on the road to a post break a blow job. That's where you right now it see if you keep the current road. Here is my question: how the fuck do brought? No when you are, finally getting over them and that they should get a hold of you and make you feel like shit again also did say, I know it also. Do you think it's a dick move to get a hold of an ex if you're, the one who dump then, when they I'm gonna hold the view since the break up. Finally, how do you think I should handle this going forward? Well, you know what you

you. Basically you learn Wanna life's tough lessons is that my meat or something I might be being declared like baby, got guys. Do this shit to arrive. Guys do do they sure to you at those guys who were they break up with the girl, but then they keep her in in they try to act like hold on towards the no one else can fucker You know guys do that shit, so this is really like being a sexist, more and as usual, I'm coming from the male perspective. That's all! I got a right to show little empathy here. How do they know? I dont know, but their great at it, so, rather than trying to figure it out, because I dont know that you can as a guy just respect that they have that ability are right. You might want to

set, are changing your cell phone number, so she can text slash mine, fuck you again. What is the fuckin worst? They just a fuckin worst in that situation, do you just you gonna walk away from a man, so I came on what the fuck you asked me and go through other breakups. I've been through mentally right now, nor is the first thing you said, is how the fuck do brought. No when you finally over them, I dont know changes cell phone number. My solution, also, do you think it's a dick move to get a hold of an ex? If you have no intention of getting back with them? Yes, I do and you have to accept the guilty. You feel that you broke somebody's house. And you have to own that. You can't like calling just call me she doing. Ok, you're, not helping that other person. We have no intention of giving them a half a second hope, and then you know you just yet you're you're

morning, you gotta, let him go and, lastly huh you think I should handle this for you, I would say don't respond to tax or even that gesture texting you and seeing your name and though, in that she's thinking about you in your heart still gonna be like, or maybe. It was you that, together out just change number start over get go built. Bixby get a backpack walk out of town Due to go down a fuckin straight star, We're gonna get some new women in your life. That's another thing go out there go hit kid somebody things out of your league gives a shit go, have a good time, did not a girl, that's that's so called Audio League is like playing a sport against people who are better than you. It makes you better it up. She game are right so then, when you you play against somebody who's. Only little gaudy league you're actually used

play beyond and you're not nervous used to that speed. It up, disseminating fuck. It sets. I hope it does anyway. That is the the podcast for this week. Everybody thank you was always for everybody who contributed with the questions in everything. That really is the last half of this part cast every week. It also. I forgot to mention that last couple weeks, if you'd like to support this podcast, a very easy way is you plan on buying on site? something on Amazon dot com just go to billboard, dot com, first click on the pike, s page and click on them not bad or that we have that will take. You write Amazon and you ought to do shit after that. It doesn't change the prices of anything. They kick me a present. Of the sale for driving traffic. Their way I take it percentage. Send it to the world war. Is projects. Georgia too, for one is far support, be as important. The wooded warriors project and also hard copy version

of my dvd, my state of special sorry, dvd copies, are available on the website and also well, but for download for five bucks and it's the you people are all the same. So people have asked me when I'm doing another special. I have begun talks about planning about doing one in the first half of next year Basically, I do them every other year. That's basically outworks. I spend one year havin fun right new hour and then I spent the next year, fine tuning it and then what I've done with that, then I shoot it. That's basically is basically what I do and The formula has been workin for me, some sticking with it and then also people and sky we have been asking me about my am I still doing Scotland Presidency a date. I am definitely doing a date. Things got moved around dont two shows in London, I'm still doing one in Scotland.

It's going to be at the theater. I forget the name of it, but I'm somewhere on the fourth of the fifth of December, or something like that. But at some point this week I'm going to get an official date and I'm going to tweet about it. I will facebook about it and I will I cast about it next week and thank you to everybody over there has been buying up the tickets. It started off really strong and somebody actually sent me a link For the year the advertisements in Stockholm, it was really cool other than my name. Obviously you it's all written and fucking swedish shit and should stir it's the coolest fuckin thing ever that its people and on the other, side of the world speaking a different language and their right in about a show that you gonna go up there and go. Do you know it's fuckin ask itself I'm really excited about that. Shit that I have come up.

Oh by the way, if you want to watch you not into one more, cycle racing or you'd like to get into it. They got one of their grand praise, I think, is in Indianapolis something somewhere in the states this weekend. Coming up on August they teeth. I believe I'm actually gonna watch it. Now that I got a motorcycle licence ip. I watch that document real Netflix about all those motorcycle races, racism that type a shit just this is fucking the balls at that takes secured in a formula one card. If you dont have a role cage around you, it's on fuckin, real, the balls that takes so I'm hopefully, gonna have time watch it next Sunday, I'm baffling and try to find a blot out here. Once again, thanks to everybody in New Orleans been having a great time coming around town go into the open. Stewing me during the stand up, shows been getting a wonderful reception and I've been trying a lot of new stuff, some havin a ball down here. I'm gonna be down here for another week.

The half and then I'm back up what the hell do I go. I got two Connecticut to do the MGM and then I do I think the university Cincinnati and then back to allay and that's the deal everybody support gas go. Fuck yourself have agreed weak and I'll see you later.