Hey, what's going on it's bill bar in his time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday August, twenty fourth, two thousand and twenty one Is going on and how are you? How is it going people, you know it's getting towards the end of the summer right. It's one of the last weekend's, where you can wear your white on whites. Do you think that's gonna move with global warming is at an idea discuss before I woke up this morning. For some reason I had filthy Sinatra: songs in my head. You know, which is basically frank, Sinatra songs, but you can't remember the words so Euro is ignorant like me. Just thrown curse. Words. Do I just been walking around my house just sing like come fly with me. You big fat, fuck in law and abuse.

Oh stop that AL said you're fucking snore, then I'm taking you are my sweet because it's the nineteen sixties and run in fuckin shit. Comply with me your way and down the plane, some like tat, my wife go fuck you use gives it, which is what do you see the children I was like. I am singing from America Song Book Right America, sunk book. Some of the classics, anyways house everybody. Don't I had a wonderful relaxing weakened, I I did the camp Chapelle think this past week and out and Yellow Springs Ohio, and I had an amazing time got out their Wednesday brought them all family got tested. Before I got on the playing God, I stood afterward.

You know went out Wednesday. I was supposed to be on the show jumped on that show, and I just had a great time of such an amazing mix of his comedians wrappers poets. Musicians, the whole thing and I just felt like everybody was sort of pushing each other, and here I saw this wrapper Emma repost, wherever it, whatever the hell, the kids do the hashtag, with the with the ad symbol, credible wrapper, and I was glad I did not have to go on. I am wide enough. I don't need to be following that that level of heat Justin,

a great time, and I really want to thank Dave you so ridiculously generous to myself. My family, everybody involved in and with so much fun to be doing, stand up getting laughs and there was like no phones. Everybody's phone was love. And it was a level of freedom and stand up that I have not felt since white female comedians has started complaining I actually felt like as an American, I could go on stage and say whatever I wanted. Which I remember, fondly By all the way, back last time, maybe six seven years ago, then all of a sudden these put upon. White females, it so to be a white woman and the United States of America. All of a sudden. I don't know what happened We need to make this fairer,

the process of their making stand up fair. I am now not allowed to say whatever it is. I want to say this is progressive people fellow comics censoring in May you afraid to say what you want to say on state. I don't I don't get it, but that's what it is. That's what it is and now what's funny is now there are experiencing what they created and now they're tweeting, that they're afraid the tweet it's the funniest fuck it it's like. You helped build this. Fuckin. How so horrors! Now you get it away, I always used to rollerblade analogy. It always works look lady. We all did it one homophobic Joe everybody walks away and act like they never did it in the oceans justly with all of our, since I just had a great great time smoked a future.

Many cigars out here and I really just saw like you know I really have to address the ignorance. I think the ignorance of fly overstates, is is always talked about, not saying this not ignore its out there. Of course, series courses should get a bunch of people talking about a bunch of peace, Well that aren't even anywhere near them enough the usual shit and then people on the coast. They talk down to the people. You know calling fly overstates flower states, Eve never spent a week in one I might say right now have been out here in Ohio, the level of fun that you can fuckin head in the space in the fresh air? I saw a fuckin guy, he had a pickup truck with the camp shell on the back towing of fuckin. A motor on the one you have to TOP Tom sent a motor. Motor, but it's a home a home on wheels trailer

by that. He had efficient bob It is just like there's no way way and allay you get where the fuck that would take up half for your property. You know Motorcycles for whalers, I mean all just all kinds this old cars in shit, like all I could think about years, if I was out here I would have a motorcycle. I could drive my My f one hundred all over the place. Crews in these fucking great country, roads not sit in traffic beautiful lakes and rivers, I mean I'm one hundred percent sold and I was like mad dave- is doing it right. This is it friggin paradise out here and then we went one day. I took my wife and kids.

And now we went out to this place, the hell was it called. It was like it was jersey, something or other some sort of ice cream place in Jersey. I guess it's a kind of car. I had no idea and we went out to this place in the the Freaking ice cream was so good and so fresh it was It was like Heroin that didn't you took the I gotta milk she's. What I did I gotta vanilla milkshake and I always thinking like our Jesus bill. Could you be any way with the EP Jane order their flight so this is what this is, what I do ok, this is my thing: if I'm gonna new p to place, and I want to see if they know what the fuck did do. I order a margarita because anybody you can hide behind you toppings, if you don't quite not to make a pizza, can bump up the number a little bit. So I always just get the plane Marguerite

don't you get saw you get the cheese and whatever the fuck else. You know the law of oil on the top, whatever the hell it is, you do right and then, when I go to an ice, in place. I order vanilla, the plainest of the flavors, arguably, and if you can make their taste unbelievable, that I know that you, you guys know what the hell you don't. Let me take some. They pass my little test here. So we did that we got to see some live music quest lover, Other amazing musicians, just plain in the back of his antique store, was incredible. I feel like it's a little comedy festival out here, took me back to I feel like you know it felt like it felt like I was in aspen, except it was the summertime just run in the people You know I'm a good one and three run run into somebody novel sudden. You know you guys acrabbene coffee, another member bigtime coffee drink

but every once in a while. I have won and I fear tat my order. I ordered a cappuccino. What I want. I wasn't espresso, that's what I like to sell, because I don't like the really the taste, the coffee, so I just try to do the shot. The people's local. That's got more fuckin caffeine in it. It's like Eric Water, it's easier than our feet and ought to drink a giant one. You know that's one of the smartest thing I ever did was I never got into coffee. You know the amount of time. Can you imagine if you were really in the coffee and you were in the sports. Then you have to sleep eight hours a day I mean there goes your whole life, that is your whole fuckin life, watching sports standing in line for coffee and then sleeping of sunny kids, thirty six, either room played catch with them.

Anyway, just fucking around here I happened. You know I didn't get a chance to watch a lot of the player I'm back here and allay now so very excited to get caught up. Since I stopped watching my Boston Bruins closed down, for the second year in a row. Carolina Hurricanes. When I looked at that level, what sort of the rubber match their series. Where I remember how many years ago, at ten years ago, you know they ended up, we played them and like the eastern com, its final, so they want like the overtime game and that guy did the jazz hands scale down the fuckin ice. They be and then last year we beat him. So you know this is the one to see who's ahead. I think I would think

what else happened. All your philadelphia flyers, your number one see the odds on favorite to go. The Stanley CUP is its final, are finals always forget, but I looked in both up their boat. And be a N Stanley CUP or written is finals for some reason: one was the NBA final Stanley CUP. Fine. I forget people those days only one, I know about the seven games. That would be the finals you're playing in the final you're playing seven games, the final It totally makes sense to be illegal people. Do that shit. You know they try to sit there and think This'Ll fuck. Why is it called football?

Others do she's who watch soccer ways are called foot, but well they kick it off. Kicking a huge part of that fucking game, fucking patriots, one three superboss kicking, feel gulls right. Why don't you brush your tea and watch? The gay anyway, the flyers beat the hated halves, Jesus Christ, twenty eleven years, twenty seasons. I believe, largest member is a kid that the New York Rangers were considered, curse and cursed, the name when fifty for years and the Montreal Canadians are now halfway there half way. There. I was twenty five years old, the last time they want it. Twenty five is all them now, a fifty two year old man there's best years by them, selves.

Speaking of which ninety ninety three was also the last time that, a canadian team, one, the Stanley CUP, and now it's ridiculously in favour of the United States, considering there's like thirty teams, and what do you got? You get the Canadians, the senators the Maple Leafs, though jets. Hungary admitted Vancouver, get seven teams near now. We got twenty three. In fact, in a letter to some Americans talk shit, the Canadians about that stuff. It's just like how many Americans are playing on those American. Any gel teams. Well I'll, write that so anyway, vanka four conducts other lover. Last alone, canadian team laughed and they knocked out your son Louis Blue, make me I have to

I say that I don't know what I'm talking about. I thought the blues team: state once they tied it up whatever they want to come back. I think they tied it up or once they one game three, then I came out to yellows so high on a kind of lost track of the series. I was watching the I check out the scores, but I was workin every night, Congratulations to them being a very, very tough team, the Saint Louis Blues, but then they get their bank over there I gave them. We get marked the knights mob the floor unless five, nothing. I gotta tell you man, I don't know, I don't know what it is. The knights came out that first year, damn near wanted, who they lose to the capitals, I believe in six or seven. I can't remember what, but I would think that they still have the core that team left in everybody's enough, while those Philly fate

the talk and all this shit about the flyers and agrees is kind of sleeping on the vaguest nights. I feel, or maybe a bit paying attention in the art, thou speaking of Philly, What happened to those seventy sectors Boston, Celtics! Go down there? Everybody's excited member, those early eighties series, those great fucking wars that the Celtic said with the seventy Sixers Celtics would down three one came back and the six years and then that next year we were down three one in June is James Jigsaw. Never forget that on the cover sports illustrated the weather. It is teams of all time that I would put up against the ninety six balls, the nineteen eighty three philadelphia. Seventy six, as I hope gonna be a great series. The steadily was not fillies year, celtic sweeper take out the bribes swept, demanded, elaborating bout Rocky fell, half way up the steps

honest with his grey on grace, so we shall see, but still the number one seat from crew. I'm sick from cream town Cream City is the Milwaukee bucks. I'm actually big fan of that franchise? Just when I was younger Sidney Moncrieff and all those guys they were always a tough team it, was still you know. Within ten years I've Luella cinder. She wasn't cream at that point, leading them to one in only championship, nineteen, seventy one so I always like those guys there's a green and their uniforms and shit they might to seventy six hours. They want Lakers, so we only had so much hate. My heart beat to be I do I you know. I like I like my work and they swept

rather Celtics one year there was of the last year billfish being the core they head coach of the Celtic, see what you is that that might have been eighty three. I can't remember our it. So yes, I was out here and they had a great set up for doing like to stand up and everything and just what the total freedom to know that I wasn't gonna get in trouble for anything that I said that I mean it's. Some of the best sets I had- and I if it was awesome and then also made me sad, thickened like this- is how stand up used to be these to be so much fun where you could just like just empty your brain and say the crazy shit. You know digging.

Holes trying to get out of its fuckin with people being absurd all that stuff, and it's just really just sort of Ben I don't know. Born, clear, channel, ruined radio. I feel like that spent understand. But it made me want to honour. Just go back to the way I used to do it when I was on stage, because I don't think that I have just slowly. You know I gave ground, I feel And so on, I realize this week how much I do sensor myself when I'm stage? I think I've been too. For so long over the years has now become the subconscious thing, don't say that might get in trouble. Oh that's not worth that of alibi

What's so funny you just joking around, I don't know, I don't know. Maybe one white women finally get what it is that they want the. Let us have fun again: it is funny watching white women, color the White women Karen's. I think that's fucking hilarious, like that's the big thing like once it named sticks, then you got act like now, but I'm one of the good once that's like hipsters calling other hipsters hipsters. I mean you. Never let me call somebody else sexist. Do you I try to stay in my life, I know what the fuck are you anyway,

yeah. I could not. I have a better time and just being out here with my kids and everything and taking them out. I took my daughter out: she was feeding these these goats and down at that farm, and may she just having the time of her life when the cows and they had all kinds of just fun stuff for them to do sitting on old tractors and shit You notice that dead, dead stuff that you get to do. That was a lot of fun and my son is just like you now: Just go in and smiling at everything, and I got some just amazing amazing pictures of everybody. This past can't really needed it recharge my batteries, so I'm gonna continue to try and do some shows here.

In around the allay area that parking lot outside of the MAGIC castle method, but he stays in their cars. People seem to be safe, I'm just gonna go down there and I don't care how many people drive away. I'm gonna try to hang on to the the freedom that I had a camp Chapelle. I insist unbelievable, the idiot that in America, you have to actually be careful when you're not even being serious you're joking around, and you have to be careful with just a thought, most fucked up thing. All people there is so much shit that I could say in so many names that I could say, but I would just never do that. I just think Committee on comedian fucking attacking this cannibalism just has to fuck and stop

there are also- maybe I should even joked around said. Wait. Female comics die anyway, so you have to now I'm back and allay. I gonna drop a few pounds that I gained out there and yellow springs too much ice cream too much of the local food. Out there? I found this a wonderful la store. They were they made these these homemade. Whatever handmade, I guess what the word like these lamps that had like the shade is like glass, all these different colors. So.

I got one of those from my office. Euro spent money at a local business, and I don't know I just had a great time out here and I was thinking like you know. I would love to live in a place like this. If it was more accepting anyway plan ahead. Here, let's do let's do what are we got here Yellow springs, always really liberal. It was always aggressively liberal how the police force with they were saying hello to my wife was hilarious, person of color than anybody film. That only might need that in the future, This is me saying a logo, a black person or a RO. The hiring is challenging Mount Jesus

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should say I gotta get caught up. Like I said I was out here doing family shit. All right. Thank you dear bill. I'm a twenty five year old mail from Seattle in a big fan of your comedy and part cast, will thank you. This might savvy, but I didn't have great dad parentheses dad's growing up from abusive alcoholics too. Full blown sociopath. Well, no offense, mom, but Jesus Christ. She could really pick her Was nobody to show me how to be a man? I like what you do because you explain how you feel about something, even if it's not healthy and then provide how you would or should. Actually deal with it. Oh yeah Keziah cause I'm a fucking mess. Do I need to talk when it comes to when it comes

the old emotions there. By listening to your perspective on things, I can relate to what you're saying without feeling like some monster and I've been able to make positive changes in my life. I deal with my anger better. I dont have sex with fuckers anymore, while Jesus Christ is to huge improvements, and I feel like I can be honest. What myself and others, because my issues on all that stream are different, You know that your work has changed my life for the better. Thank you Jesus Christ, I'm going to say that some day formed if and when I get in touch, but for telling not not jokes their yeah tat. The big thing I did was I told my wife. I needed her help with my anger. She still hasn't really done it.

But I think that she just she's so used to going to someplace mentally when I start slipping out that it's gonna take her while to my daughter is perfect in second, I start to lose its really see, which is the other way speaking. I get the Siberian. Sorry buddy, you're right you go in there, give her daddy was screaming data Y y. You scream. There's just no logical lads, especially when I think about what I'm yelling about. So I think it up. It really helps the woman in your life. If you admit your problem, you address it, you get out there and say that you need help, and then you tell her That this is Doctor Phil, where he did you just say this shit once and then I walk away and its perceive that the problem has been fixed. I'm gonna have a long time to do this. You know and then hopefully, if you're, with much

woman which they're, not see the fine hey, there's all of this shit out there that you know just blows women. You know says how fuckin amazing they are in all this, like they don't have any fuckin issues than the only reason why that this comes from the advertisers, because they know that an emotionally run the relationship, and they also know that they're gonna manure you, like the man in the spending way more money than he should be on whatever fuckin holiday is so what they do. Is they just them and say there never wrong. You now and blood blah blah and many just go after the fuckin guy, when the reality is we're both that of every fuckin minds and we need each other out. Help, one another. So we we don't go crazy right. That's what I would think

Zimbabwean fan. Look at this. They gonna go play the Zimbabwe Fuckin Funnybone thanks bill for the stand. Ups, the podcast efforts for family I see the ridiculous leave funny late night interviews and everything in between the way? I rode all these emails this week, Friends and I absolutely enjoy your politically incorrect shit, it's a shame. You ve never performed in my country, but I hope our visit yours one day, if corona crap dies down then at ten. What are your shows and hackle? He says tackle, H, e c K. L E, not ace! will you mercilessly just to get on your last nerve? Keep on Jim DORA Jim DORA can mean sick old man, ok, Launch and DORA Judar a bird gender can mean sick old man,

In my shoulder language, thanks man, Chin Doc Jim DORA. Sorry, knowing my eyes are gone yet that isn't it Jim DORA all right. Look at that, Now wait a minute Zimbabwe, you guys want the ones with those crazy fuck and things that you guys were blown during the that this the World CUP about ten years ago. Those who certainly Jim, carry a fuckin, dumb and dumber Maloney said you gave me the most annoying sound ever as what those things sounded like this, and I would love to go to Africa at some point. It autonomy and at some point would mean the point where you know what all the white people did over there is over, I used to do a bit about dead. How as a? Why do you got a really be careful? You know that

when I travelled I like going to white countries because it was gonna, be white people there, because the second you went latino African the thing like that nine I went to Africa, but whatever it's just like you know that you have to look up. Ok, what did white people do here because you're gonna get? You know, and I remember I went to Costa Rica and rather than reading up on it, I just sort of like did aloof, Nino thought about it. Even though I didn't know shit about Central America as aye aye TAT was the Conquistadores. There were from Spain. Ok in my head spy and people were latino rather than thinking? No, european. They speak Spanish and through all these years, why people have been set. Mexican speak Spanish,

You know what I mean, I don't know so, there's all of that and then that's. Why, like When I go to Europe or whatever, I'm watching the news in Spanish and seen a blonde haired woman speaking Spanish wait a minute what the fuck's gonna I having read up on any that so there's all kinds of crazy shit. So I don't know any that should so. I was sick. I was the Conquistadores, you know those, let you, people from Europe that literally what I was thinking, that was a white people, so I've, can go there and I get now. These dirty looks like what the fuck, so Can I just gotta, be some sort of economic sanctions. There's gotta be something that we did here. We must have. Our military must help. You know the guy It was going to help the corporations and not the people, the usual bullshit, and what I basically, what if

is where I was staying dull and she key to banana had farms there that they had that they'd somehow purchased and they just bought up all the land from the, local farmers and farmers had to stay working on their former farms or something I forget how it went down and they weren't getting paid shit, and all were taken all the fuckin money, and then my dumb ass shows up like a snorkeling, a brochure like hello, everybody and I galleys

Eyes down, there was fuckin, mature machetes. This look at me very uncomfortable. Having said their coasts to wreak is beautiful. You know how low monkeys- oh my god, for contempt for crazy, but I just if you just into like I took a zip line tore through us, basically at the very top of the rain forest and asked me ass. You do it's something that I would not do nowadays. I did then, but I would not do it now, because I just that fucking story of those two women who were going to go into the rain forests and decide to go in themselves and then they get fucking lost is just the fucking scariest God. Damn fucking thing I can ever even think of one of one of the scariest. Think so

I guess it is applying tour. I got what Greece I will just be like with a guide the entire friggin way anyway, ploughing ahead, so Zimbabwe, you know somebody was ask him, he's a give. You ever gone on Safari, like an African like now I haven't the slightest idea. I look at it. Animals the same way. I look at celebrity sooner me. It's just. I don't want to bother, you know they ve been through enough. Ok, they they they just they can't even just fucking. They can't even falcon. There's somebody taken a picture of a man. Fuckin movie on safety gap is too celebrities. That's why it's always funding me. Wait I'll win win show like some of these fuckin celebrities. Houses right now be like AIDS got his all bowling. Alleys get as our movie theater say: yes, because he has

but she has to the can't fucking go anywhere. Everybody's up, Thereas and then, if they get like aggravated afterwhile than the video just shows them like looking to build a genuine fears that last time, I go to sea backdrop, fuckin fares, the furious, whatever the fuck it is anyway. So as far as that, like I love animal sport like I also really respect them, and I just I just don't want to go, and I started another asshole in a jeep driving by now, just being with its dinner we enough for their fuckin land? Can they just chill out and kill us

bridge or whatever the hell is supposed to be doing. I don't know, but it would be fascinating MIKE. I really like, like especially all the african animals mean. Had he not love lions, leopards, leopards. I love a leper, get a level leopard cheaters sort of anorexic. Leopard Gosh you catch elephants, packet doins propose a rhinoceros. I love when they go on my love when they go out in a couple of fatty skip the ring. You know when the big thing, what are we It's happening is somehow you know. The writer, wants to get the hippo perpendicular hidden broadside like the FUCK Rhino blew a red light raised the hippos.

Company, the intersection, and once he gets that fuckin hippo sideways, that is fucking. It is around Then also, I just think that those lions are getting less and less afraid of the cars and they their stock This whole thing, whether you can sit there, because the that the line views you as part of the car or the jeep

I think they're starting to separate. Like I said, I saw a fuckin bear open a card door, kick opened a door like the fuckin feds, they can ride bicycles in its nature. They gonna start learning to survive. Somebody's gonna eat snatched and he guessed what it's not gonna. Be me. Having said that, you know and infinite about all the reptiles. It shit, reptiles it just like to steer the sociopaths of the fuckin of the animal world. They d just stay, don't give a fuck commodo dragons ditches. I mean just heartless,

Do you know I don't over the sum, but a mammal me because I relate to it, although I do have about as much hairs illicit aright, EAST, India, trading company, hey Billy Boy, eighty Billy boy, eighty afresh or you meant in the EAST, India Company and said you don't know much about them right. Yes, I did already forget what they are. I attached quick video about them to some them up, but they Were essentially an extension of the empires government, they pretty much did the normal. The normal of what white people would do to us. Third world peace. Back then, genocide, looting, slavery, all the hits they stole. Forty five trillion worth of wealth from India, India accounted for a quarter.

Of the world's gdp- what is a gross somethin product, forget before the white man, got there What what? What gives you question? Why didn't she kick their fuckin ass. Yet all of those goddamn people is a fucking home game. I mean that's just fuckin hard core, you guys we're just crushing in and then they just come in, like we're going to take that when they left it was only two percent yeah. No, I don't think that there's enough out, there seems to be Plenty out there about what the Nazis did to the Jews is plenty out there about what white people did african Americans, but our maybe These have been paying attention of this Jesus Christ why people why people you don't have to do it? They stole forty five.

Really worth the wealth from India. India accounted for a quarter of cavalry said that when they left it was only two percent to put the forty five trillion into context. The GDP of America is twenty trillion. They stole more than double what tire american economy generates an entire year from my people, good thing Gandhi sent their crew caressed. His home, then about sixty years later you just imported all of us, because apparently you guys socket being doctors and text, look at you talk and shit. Talk at last. I checked you guys. Don't have polio because of us. You know

I was on board, I get you gotta talk a little bit of shit. Listen! This is what this is the deal, there's smart people and there's evil people this geniuses in this fuckin doped everywhere. That's why racism is so stupid, so the bottom line is: is it bad as those english guys were? Those people exist? in your country of India to I've been over there with your t, shirts, real men, don't rape as stop acting like you guys bunch of states over there, I'm not saying you bad people say like every country, you get you good in the bed: They got this thing now. You know where they point that thing you, your forehead deceive. You have a temperature, they gotta do that with like human beings. It out to see if you're a psycho or not, you know, but the problem is, is psycho run the corporation. So then what they would do is they would just use that shit to take out nice people. You know like

Let's talk nobody moment time and I will say talking about powerhouse cycles are attracted to power in nice. People date there, just not there not attracted to so one ends up happening. Is nice people end up working for like cycles and then Psycho stay in power by killing loud nice people. It's basically it! So, even if you can, I'm up with dad invention the way that they have all of science under their corporate umbrellas it would make sure that they passed the test so I don't know, I know We do not socket being doctors any more than you guys socket whatever white people of said you guys suck at everybody is ghetto offers. Something, and everybody has people in this society that need to be removed.

All right. Let's plough ahead here, alright need advice on my parents. I would love to get it. You know what I actually another do with just fucking around, because my went over India and they are some of the biggest fuckin ball breakers. I've ever met my wife, absolutely hilarious, people of their right up there with like the irish Scottish people's far as like places, I went outside of my country where people just given me shit, I told you I'm under the comics I met over there, they were trying to aid. Should talk about this on stage takes these tough, but that on stage was doing their part, and then I was a great. Do guys talk about the sun stage and they started laugh they're trying to get me in trouble over there, whose, like some comedy sellers shit on the other side of the planet, so anyway are planned. Had. He had need advice on my parents These are wait a minute. You know what I love and people say. I need a vice that give me a chance to play my.

We'll jangle. Hey, adds, may Buddy else right, let's get back to it here, need advice of my parents. Oh sorry, just goes into the year the playlists Eric. Shut? The fuck? I need advice on my parents, hello, Billy, bad ass, first of all, I'm a huge fan, always compliments. This week I usually get fuckin shit, huge trade of the park. In all the work you do that you do. Thank you even though was a long time ago. I liked your acting in breaking Beth.

What the fuck does that mean. Even that was a long time ago, like you're, acting breaking bed when you go back in time. Most of the stuff I did sucked out our you know what that means anyway. Now moving on, I am right. Doing today for advice about my parents. I grew up most of my life it was a move to Washington DC about a year ago for work. My parents are still living in the MID West and do not seem to have going on these days, Mackay simply to get close to retiring busy with work most days and always animal always out and about working out and socializing with friends. I used to love spending time with My parents and hanging out with them, but now it seems that whenever they call me, want me to work on something I've I feel is dumb and annoying like double checking my taxes, looking at how my eye array is doing going to go,

to get a corona test, even though I miss healthiest can be registering to vote, making I'm wearing my mast, everyday, etc. Just be parents man, so them Asking for money khazar at home, drinking to juggle wine every night, I feel as though I never want to answer the phone, because it's always negative news. I see ok whenever they, you call- and I know it sounds bad, but their cause often ruin my otherwise good days since he got so bad. Had lately. I have thought about cutting off my ties with them Jesus Christ, but do not think this is good situation. Yet now don't do that We suggest how to work this out with them. I want to stay in touch with them, but their constant, worrying and nagging is driving me nuts thanks and have a good Well, you need to communicate that with just say my dad, I love you guys to death. Thank you for raising me. I just needed

discuss our relationship and you just talk about how feel that it is in the way that you you would like it. I would really, enjoy if you would just call up just to say hello. Can we just talk about a game, I understand that I am always gonna be a baby. See always gonna, be worrying about me, but, like my tat, done. I got my eye ray. I am wearing a mask, I'm fine! I'm don't I know how to take care of myself can. Can we please talk about? You know just call up and hang shoot the shit befriends man, I would the communication? It's always it's always the best thing and when you communicate, you gotta make surely you not insulting the person you gotta, be you can't do I learn that view it catches. You can communicate with you now.

Fucking time. You call me just grew. Do you can't do that? You just have to say you know, and I actually found myself the other day when you called thinking about not

during the phone call, which is a major red flag to me, because you, my parents- and I love you guys. So we obviously need to clear this part of our relationship up. I think it's an easy thing and you know what they're gonna go back. You know, they'll be good for a couple now start to go back and then it must be like dad bomb. I can't we go again. I think you should do that, but he should never be, should never catch a parity life unless it's just something I don't know. I want to discuss the topics on why you would do that, but for what you're talking about not something that can be worked up, our girlfriend wants my mom to die. I mean, I just said Poznan. Take that sentence in girlfriend once my mom to die dear Billy, blue balls.

So I've been seeing this lady for almost six months now. Well I'll. Take this right now. Reading that title, if you give, you see her for seven months, you're, the worst son ever we really fit well together and have grown really close, but one thing is: she's got a huge problem with my ma. She thinks my mom the most evil selfish person in the world weight- and you already know that six months in unipolar of cord Buddy I gotta say she's made me realize that my mom can be fake, eminent build, if sometimes the admin now she's breakin you down, you can have Stockholm Syndrome soon. You need to get out of this, but she usually said she was is my mom was dead and I just froze wish that it all. I know she has her problems, but like wholly tits that over the line, especially since she knows that I

really only had my mom when my dad left us when I was a kid you, you got a dump this, this woman's a piece of shit and she everything she's, accusing your mother of doubt. She Don t you she's, manipulative and now she's fuckin with your brain- and you know what, rather than just cannot go on down the field taken two yards here, three yards, she threw the Falcon one I wish your mom was dead. She went for the Fuckin Enzo. She went for the kill, shot right. A plea was not caught in you just froze you slapped it out of the FAO. Can I like a ship right and now you know what to do. He goes, I don't know all I don't know what to do built. I feel like I'm caught between these two significant people, my life right now, it's making me crazy, hopefully see this and have a nice fuckin day, yeah body I mean yes six months in to this patient ship and she just said she wishes. Your mother was dead. Ok, that's who it

she's a fucking psycho she's, a fucking piece shit. The woman you dating is a fucking piece of shit. No one should ever say that many years into a marriage with the worst mother in law. Ever I get it. I get it, but even then you gotta, because I can't say the Cistus persons by the fact that she said that dude, you know judgment for the defendant. You yet dumper dumper. You know, I mean Jesus Christ, I mean What in the fuck could she possibly be doing that would warrant that statement, and this is your six months in she spoke to still pretending that she's a cool person yourselves to still be turn that every time for the rescue life you gonna pull the chair out when she goes to sit down. You know.

She's, just starting to show you who she is, and she said I wish your mom was dead. Just thank you lucky stars that you didn't fuck and marry this. You didn't have kids with their and all of this shift is you know what we need is going to happen Eventually, if she's, not fuck unhappy in our relationship with you Guys I married you, like kids, utilise all entangled in all this she starts wishing. You were dead. Then I don't know what she wants to cook for every night: everything as an almond aftertaste, yeah, get rid of. That is a fucking. It is completely unacceptable. Statement and you're a child of divorce. So you probably don't have the boundaries that you need to have in that boundary. That is a boundary that was crossed and she cannot cross backed over.

That is some Benedict Arnold Shit and she needs to walk the plank good day. Sir she's, my feeling overrated, slash, underrated, underrated having a plan for your future, I one hundred percent agree that agree that agree with that. Hey Billy Bob Egg I was listening to the cast backs on the Thursday afternoon. I was listening to the CAS back on the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning pocket some last week I've turned twenty eight last week and of our known my funeral plans down to the finer details for the past ten years, but a background grew up in my childhood household, with my grandmother a now. Ninety, the three year old lady who was brought up in her child.

In England during World WAR, two she's toughest nails, morbid topics like death, since I was young, we're never far off the table so for sure. I think we're one of the minority who can face the ultimate guarantee in this life death. My friends, think I'm weird when I tell them. If a song has changed, That's what I want. I want played as the curtains clothes. Cremation. All the way I mean in another hundred years, whose coming to see my headstone with the tooth brush assemblies to see my name through the mass in the weeds. Anyway, or what party song I want on entrance to my will wake to lighten the mood music, what I had a relative die and he picked all the music and it was really cool and in you, ve got to

the love that he had for the woman in his life and his kids, and all that by the music that he chose. I thought it was really cool, so I think this is our core entrance to the cream iter Elvis Presley at American trilogy. I don't think I know that's all, guess exiting cremation Elvis Presley. If I can dream from the and b C sixty eight come back special through this the ship guess addressing the wake the She sells sanctuary. There should be a good thing. Dj music during wait, seventies, eighties, Rock Motown, cheese room, classics. Only song, whilst ashes, are scattered over the snow filled mountains somewhere in Europe. Fleetwood landslide assets in will all MIKE

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He's in five of efforts for family, I think that's really cool. You know my having given me sick. As I said, I wanted to be cremated she's like now, we get burial plots next to each other. So I don't know, I didn't think I would Jesus. You gotta play highway to hell when you fuckin, lowering in a coffin in the ground bad, an ad. Dad, I think about the type of stuff I don't know what I would have. I would just like it to be a much more of a party Moreover, celebration in my life- and I would also like, hopefully that I've set all the things that

need to say. Certainly I know I've done it all my my family. I know that here, that's it you just want to. Thank me. I want a great fuckin guy. I'm gonna miss that guy. No, but we had you know so many great times ass. I have my buddy Wayne past we were all sad and crying and all that and then we just started telling stories and just laugh and our asses off and all the she came in and assist him just always been like the life for the party, which is never a downer. So I'm hoping that that of cheese has never it down or Jesus Christ. Let's not get too crazy bill of all past, they never being a downer test. My body weight did, though so yeah. I think I think that's a great thing to do, because you do you never know. You do never know.

And I also think that if you pick it like that in its really specific is sorted this last this, honest interaction that they get with you that day now that these songs mean this much it's a way for you to communicate with them from beyond the grave beyond the ashes are right. That is the part sk everybody once again thanks today, chapels, and everybody out there that made the whole thing happened. It was just an absolute incredible experience and- Thank you for reminding me what the freedom of speech. What's the freedom of Stanhope used to be and it just really was a nice cold bucket of water- to realise what was slowly taken away.

For no reason, for no reason, and by the left, which I am I'm a fucking left, it's just a fucking out. It just doesn't make any goddamn, since it makes no fuck incense any more than it. Would it made sense when that I felt like the right was when it right after nine eleven not to mention both parties, then all of a sudden they used. You know in an effort stop terrorism what they had to do they, then you know you know, took away a lot of rights and shit. It's just that. I don't fucking know I don't know, but I just hope we the balls slowly stops and starts to roll back towards the middle, because I don't think it any time ever in the history. The left or the right has been a hundred percent right, sometimes the left's rights and to have the rights right

it's like you in the middle and you can listen and take each situation individually. You have, I feel, the best chance of making a I should lose decision, and even then you got a huge chance, a fuckin it up, because, where human beings and were flood right, that's it. I've got

fuck you cells and I'll check in on year on Thursday.