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Hey, what's going on its bill, burn it's for the Monday morning, podcast from Monday August, twenty nine two thousand and sixteen what's goin on.
I'm back I'm back on the time, no,
a jet lag and all that I apologize for the eye sounded like I was Co.
Top of my last fuckin was listening, listenin to euros, cracking up, as I literally sound, like I'm wired out of my fucking mind. But if I didn't do that, I was going to fall asleep.
So sorry got a little loud. I got a little fast. I got a little high, but last night I finally beat I was starting to fall asleep again at seven. I kept falling asleep at seven and I wake up at two hundred and thirty in the morning and that's not a good time to wake up. You know, as a person by yourself waking up at two hundred and thirty in the morning. Nothing to do but your mind just sit there fucking with you. You know what are you doing, though? You're getting older
he's supposed to be doing just like you walking around shut the fuck up is isn't amazing how loud you feeder when everybody else
in the house a sleeping itself with two thirty and
morning you can literally ike I'll, be at my desk and I'll. Take a pen out of a glass cup, and I swear to God by wasteful to stir downstairs what was that.
Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I I put a sock on we'll get you keep it out of sleeping everything
is so fucking loud at that hour and so I've just been last night. I started to fall asleep again around seven hundred and thirty eight. So I just drove down to the improv, didn't even do a spot. Cuz I felt like my head was in a cloud and I just fucking. I just walked around talking to people and you know, what's great, I went down
fuckin salad, you know, or those comedy club sounds except. This was a good one. So I'm back right now, because I gotta dropped like fuckin ten pounds before do my neck special, which is going to be
courted in Nashville at the right
and theatre on October. Twenty first very excited about that, and you know I got. I gotta dropped like ten twelve pounds. I don't look like a fuckin Billy FED
had on this thing. So last week was the arena start doing some cardio blah blah blah blah blah still eat like a fuckin jack ass. You know, but I make attempts to not totally like a fuckin jack is now this week is when now it's like, I'm going to the grocery store in up doing I'm going back to my fuckin that fuck and I really need to lose weight diet. Just like a third of a couple: oatmeal wanna FUCK and echo Vichy, no fuckin toast, no bullshit, I wouldn't have having a fuckin apple between then and lunch and then for lunch. I have like Fuckin turkey slices and some other bullshit and then around four o clock at around five, a protein like Turkey Patty with a little bit of fuckin salad and
the dinner couple hours later, there's another fuckin protein. Sometimes I just go like a fuck. It sell it sucks, it's not fun. You know my wife asked me to make a strawberry flackered shortcake, so I'm gonna do that you know so. I have.
I was gonna have a little bit a crack on the back burner. Blood
anyway saw back into that. Just gonna do fuckin cardio forty five minutes a fork in daily and hopefully
shit will start to come off because I was disgusted with myself when I get back for vacation holy shit.
Dude I was doing that ship, but not my socks, making those noises anyways I want to take,
but he who came out to the was it there.
Silver casino for the fuck is the Silver Sumpter casino up there in Reno and
was I write about Todd Rex T Rex? Was I write about Todd Rex I told you, the man was a beast. I told you fucking kills. I told you what the fuck are you guys in the country this fuckin asshole? I say that most enduring way ever did fifteen minutes in front of me and got a partial standing ovation. Ok,.
And I'm sitting there going like: do you suppose be opening the shell like hey? Has it go on everybody? Let's get settled in the little fucking knock knock coups there. This guy did like a closing set for fifty fucking minutes. I heard it from there
when the clap that it wanted to get off,
but anyway we had a year. We had such a great time up day. The crab
fuckin, amazing and I'll. Take underrated, underrated right here and now
is fucking not only Reno but Reno
International airport.
Why they're all international I've never heard? What were you? Gonna go to Paris fly,
not a Reno. I've never heard that connecting
through Reno and then I'm going to South Africa.
Marinos international airport, great food.
I warn you walk right in this place across from where they,
above all these, they have all this gulf where, by the way which I am totally fuckin addicted to those polo shirts in the fucking action slacks, you know courageous, just stop for a second, I want to thank all the F on athletic fuckin people out there all the fat,
all the people who, literally if they try to bend down a touch their toes, they do a somersault. I just want to thank all of you for taking up dead, gay attempting to walk a couple of holes
and rather than addressing it.
Dressing yourself and how fuckin out of shape you are you
and around and complained to the companies that your balls
two sweaty and that your shirt was too tight, because all of your fat fuck complaints right is is basically created,
the most comfortable, fuckin clothes ever worn in my life. I welcome all the time now. Its objective comfortable is hell, and my wife hate some. So it's.
But every time I walk out the fucking door, my way, we're going hearing me Tiger woods the greatest spoken closer, its unreal you put on
where those golf shirts you go to reach for sobbed it. It just stretches with you. You feel like it
yoga, but you like just reach for a donut, it's the greatest. If you're, not where'd, fuckin Gulf close
all right. Let me take up any here or old fuck. Like hearing your forties. Like me, forty eight sliding into fifty you are a fuckin asshole. If you're not walking around wearing just golf club, you know in the sweet spot is, is to just by the clothing and not get sucked in two that game. I'm not saying it's a bad fucking game, it's actually a foreigner, it's more! It's like era! It's like smoking, a cigar with your friends, but you also walkin around hit misfortune, for I have a good time any time.
Just as I do not take it seriously, and I count every fucking stroke. I don't do any mulligan, I dont say there's any Jimmy's I come in and about
I played nine holes are coming in about a buck thirty. You know and I count
stroke and I do with loudly. So all the fucking cheating
constant. I go out. Well, it's gimme. That's a mulligan fuck you're! Talking about it see. You know something that see only fucking, I'm telling you it's why it's not as it is. It is its inactivity. It's a fucking skill,
Kay and the guys at the top level domain in the ways they are athletes without a fuckin doubt. But I'm just saying you know: Michael Joy
plays a game dart, so many still an athlete in autonomy. Darts is not a fucking athletic endeavour. Right, I don't know. All I know is the fuckin. Clothes are tremendous and you know is great. I was looking
today. I was actually watching this Gulf event. I like watching on Sundays. Like you know, I love about Gulf is how they try to act like it
uppercross thing and you listen to the crowd and you can hear it with the people yellin. They all go to the track. Like golf
betting on horses in bowling, you know they're, all fuckin, kiss and cousins. All of them are right in Poland
is like whatever we're, fuckin ball, Anita Fuckin, grilled cheese, sandwiches, your own it we don't give a shit but gall golf as that. Fucking like debt, arrogant, NL, cut above type, a thing you don't like Democrats like Republicans the borders of politics. They not trying to pretend to be such that they don't give a fuck about
me. They don't give a fuck about you and they don't pretend to Democrats. On the other hand, try to act like that they actually give a fuck about people when they get paid by the exact same fuck. It assholes. You know they keep the fuckin wars going, they know. What's up, they know it's up that. I want to see that nineteen sixty three
convertible limo Poland up to the White House staff I wanna get back in that thing, you will give them what the fuck they want, or you, Sir, will be taking a trip to Dallas amount of my fucking, my whatever it's a fucking podcast, just relax and I'll fuckin read, but when you listen to the crowd at a gulf of it, I'm telling you right now like, like you, don't you
golf actually has the nerve to fuckin pretend they date think that they have the same sort of crowd. Did you find it a formula? One event a right. What you haven't a Gulf event is a bunch of food
fuck adopts in really really comfortable. Fuckin close, you know
term anybody hit the ball. Why they all
the yell at the ball
they sneaking in order, as you know why they yet like that,
because this so used to being at the track yelling at the dog the whole
get out comrade down. Come you set your sex. What tat right you take it to a Gulf Gulf of that data that that's just other behaved too. If you really look at that,
but if you have time they're fucking animals- and this is linked to- they know their animals
that they know their animals, because those fuckin assholes
stand in front of somebody teeing off looking down like like. Do you ever see
people like when the subways late in their fuckin, looking down the tunnel they're doing that, while somebody is driving a professional? Is God forbid, I keep it
nobody's ever gotten killed.
I mean I would have reflected ten if I was a professional gulf like that, would be my nightmare. Some little kid in the fuckin forehead the falcon animals, but anyway
I cannot say enough about the clothing subset now watching the event,
one of the guys who, of course, is fallen apart. They all end up, fallen apart euro. To me all these golfers. I don't understand what the fuck it problem is because I know
play the game, but I just don't understand. There's nobody stop. When you nobody's get in your face.
Like Tony Romo you're fuckin rolled out in somebody tackle Junior broke, you you're broke bones in your vertebrae, stand and over a fuckin ball. You gotta club just hit the fuckin thick.
What is the fuckin problem you're already in the winter circle euro?
You gonna, win six figures. Everything else is fuckin gravy.
I know you're stay, I it's a game against yourself about which you have that one
they had shot. You know you there, you gonna forget about global. It's like do you
really describing life right now? I love. I absolutely love oversimplifying the game of golf, because people have such a passion for
when people really enjoy something as a comedian. If you make fun of it, you get to see them get upset and for whatever reason, if your truly a comic it fills up your heart, not don't listen faculty act. I think. Also breaking it's a front. Get me. Look you get you get yourself, a six a course light. You get yourself a nice, nice fuckin! Stick! You know I do that right now, but I say right now: I cant do eighteen holes. I cant. Do I like doing eighteen holes us like a marriage. In I mean I'm a fling. Do I want to go to a fuckin part? Three
in whole course. You know. Actually that are probably go by too quickly from smoking. A stick whenever I do yet. I would just like what have wherever I go right is how I would like to play.
I have a cigar. I write. I liked the fuckin thing as you do right, set it down where the fuck I said, I have a little fucking
we're gonna. Have I got on your bag? You know I mean member are running Dangerfield in Caddy Shakira, those extra
radio. We had all that shit, there's no fuckin way, they don't have an attachment, weakens it have you fuckin lit cigar, still gone as you stay of you
address your ball. You
stand over, get ready. They hid it in those watching those fuckin old, fuckin, p,
getting down and their fuckin hands and knees. When they're on the green trying to read the part you watch their face, get no fuckin read it. I want you to
stand in a half way down the fair way we just Jesus fucking Christ. Trying to take a couple of strokes off by gave, kill yourself
just hit. The falcon ball just be happy is still walking around right. You big,
then she's on leading fuck. Pacific too, is
it always ends up gettin backed up. You know,
I I I I just feel too much stress when I'm playing golf there's, always a group of people behind me they're always better than me.
I feel like a fuckin asshole. I come ruin in their day. You know like one of the few times I've got.
I feel the same level as stress like when, on the first person
red light to make a left, you know, and they like
I've. People behind me, like literally my heart, starts race, because I know that not only is it my job to make sure that the person behind me makes it through the fuckin light. Ok, like that, the poorest
behind the person is that works out here and allay by the way for all Eu Boston people see no fucking almost get yourself killed. You know that move
you do in Boston where the light turns green and you just stop on the fucking gas and you cut further people is,
as far as I know,
ass. It is the only area of the country that does it and it's totally acceptable
like as soon as the light turns green. You just stomp on the gas and fucking cut front of two lanes of traffic out here. If you do that, you're going to get killed, nobody's ready for it, they're, not good driver
and it's gonna, be at least three lanes is shit come in at you, my brother came out and visited me one time, and I forgot about that move and we were on like Venice Boulevard in the light turn green and he stopped on the fucking gas, and I just put my foot up and down.
As do we made it halfway across an up and he was looking like when you know like one
when you're driving- and you don't know what's going on in the other person's freaking out, but you can't figure out what you get like mad. I told you to stop using very bodies, be proud, and I was just like. Do you
can't do that out here? You can't. He goes our right and we had to just sit there is everyone drove around is looking at us like what the fuck anyways get back to the Gulf think so so out here one of my Pepys is fucking people whose the
people like Youtube job you get out into the intersection you get
into the intersection right
sure that not only the person behind you, the person behind you.
Behind the person behind you, they got two fuckin cause back Jesus bill. You know, that's why I feel like like one I'm golf and sorting out one these times. I'm just gonna. Do I'm fucking. I got this go pro for my birthday. It still sitting on my desk. Just marking me gone yet that you can figure this out in Japan yeah. You really thought you gonna use this fuckin thing. I would love to give a fuckin tutorial on how to drive and Ellie. I really would you know me, I'm talking just how to behave. Is too many fucking people out here the traffic is fuckin ridiculous. I just really want to do this I'll. Even tell you how to be
good. Pedestrian are right. You get the crosswalk, you fuckin, hustle. Ok, you don't owe me I've. I've been walking. Ok, and I see I'm approaching the inner
action and I see that person wanting to turn in the looking at me. Like fuck. You know I do. I start by wave on through third base coach wave and like five car, sir. Oh God go ahead.
Because the second this thing's towards read, I can just run across it'll, be fine, five cars or fuck and make it and I'll get across no biggie or I can be a douche and just comply,
not even pay attention to the situation. You're in your car, acting like I've, never been that guy and just stroll across the street and I'll fuck at least two people out of the lake
I made you noted. So don't worry, I'm talking about have analysed
no better apathy, which brings me to call on capital.
Why
I'm not gonna watch, I'm not gonna watch any part of this story.
I think I'm I'm just gonna, listen to what he says, which is, I think you know. I'm not gonna sit here.
These fuckin assholes on sports radio are going to try to get me I'll, fuckin stirred up like what he's doing
doing is going to somehow bring down this country and, second of all, like ominous
can't. I cannot sit there and listen to a bunch of people act like data
understand where this is coming from. You don't owe me this is a good time. I think I you know, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but I think this is for me personally. I, like you, know what I'm a white male heterosexual. I can basically within reason do whatever the fuck out
do he's a guy's making zillions of fuckin dollars and any still feels this way. This is this is, I should probably shut the fuck up and listen to what he has to say
is opposed to all of these SOAP Box Kuntz. So this person, like you know, of course you now shows a picture of a soldier who lost both this fuckin legs and rights. All this fuckin bullshit and I so wanted to just three to the possibility of a european question. What said soldiers neck. You know what happened in that person? Are they being taken care of? Do you know anything about that person? Will you just fuckin
hoard out the though the worst pocketing it's obviously happen? Undisguised fucking life is for your own political propaganda and I came to talk, but I just can't stand white people don't act to act like they don't understand.
You know I don't know, but you you're somebody came and get mad because I'm a hypocrite everybody's, a fuckin hypocrite. This literally people out there. They gonna chastity
that guy and act like they don't understand what he's talking about, went and completely not in touch with the fact that if he moved into their neighborhood.
You know, let's you say he was unknown black. I moved into their neighborhood that you know how not thrilled they would be. You don't owe me. Let's is this: the amount of
can people up. It's fuckin allows if you read we'll have to shit.
People are writing this,
those guys to be lucky than this fucking country club and then in the in the middle of that are writing racist shit. That's why I think this is a great thing. I think it's great that he's doing it and
it's just a way to open up by little conversation that mean I, so I don't think it's it's. It's gonna turn into a bunch of people, fuckin yelling at each other, as it always does, and then unfortunately, napkins gonna get changed. It's gonna, be a bunch of people. Go on my kids.
My uncle thought there are you afraid of body go back
for good, for whatever the fuck I gotta say completely, ignore
the fact that you know there was a has been assessed and astounding level of self on video over the last couple years. Can you at least admit that of some pretty questionable, fuck
slash, murderous behaviour, all this shit,
your whole life that you heard black people say it was happening now this video and I'm not saying oh cops- are bad.
I'm not saying everybody. Black is fuckin into I'm. Just saying I've seen a lot of fuckin people, black pinned on the fucking ground. No hopes are getting up shot, the back just shut the fuck up. Just so you kid. You know
if you're a fucking, rational human being, regardless of color, can you really sit there and act like you, don't understand where that's coming from so.
I don't want to listen to, and I you kid
it's even argue with somebody on their experience. Let me tell you something: you're you're,
your idea of all your life going is wrong and I can
that's because I'm overhear live in my own fucking life. So anyways, I think it's great did he's fucking
it wanted, and hopefully it goes into a in an opposite direction, because you know what I am. I dont think that I don't think any cop wants to go up in shoot. Somebody.
Its innocent either you I mean, I don't know, what's go I've no fucking idea what's going on, but I deafening takes up model, be discussed it up there. Now I'm off my fucking SOAP box, but I am hoping more people than not won't respond to this guy with fucking anger. I really don't think that that's the way to go about it,
but in my heart of hearts I know that's, what's gonna happen, I know he's gonna get boot on the road by a bunch of fuckin lunatics and it's gonna be ugly. It's gonna be
fuck, it ugly and there's gonna, be people holding up signs and they're gonna make his life experience about them, which I think is a selfish thing to do at this point. Ok, nobody saying that you know anybody who fights for this country is in a hero, nobody say and that I think this guy's just saying hey. You know my group of people is getting murdered.
You know innocent people are getting murdered in this needs to stop how you could be against that I don't know and how you would then somehow wrap your fuckin life into his shit. When you not least, I can't do that when I can drive down the Fuckin street, you may have Fuckin hilarious story. What time my brother in law right was gonna move
across the country he was driving across the country in the sheer panic. My wife
mother in law had ever
instantly a sketch to me because I'm thinking
you drive across the country you gotta do rude. Sixty the earth.
They are in full on panic mode, going,
don't try to night, always
in major cities, do not get off the highway in the middle of major Sid like they were in, like you would think that this that he was in russia- and you know I mean
There- can you imagine, imagine fuckin drive and across the country, and if you get pulled off in the middle and know where they can be a chance, you could get shot to death, just cause you reach and feel licence, and I'm
say it's fuckin everybody knowledge ship with that. That is
actually a at a something that could have
to a citizen in this fuckin countries is pretty crazy, so that donor.
The areas that I was up, my soapbox, but I was in
this picture- knows a sketch, though we like a great chapels, show sketch now. Would it be a great one built? Why thinks you pal could make a great about that? You have just said the really white guy. In the background, you gotta see all thirty four.
You know it's big on route. Sixty six Europeans, I don't know what
began to they sent them over there, but they are fuck and all about I've met more goddamn people. When I
go over to Europe that of gate, they always have driven route. Sixty six, I'm like dude, I barely know where it is. I know Santa Monica, a part of it.
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say it starts somewhere in Illinois. Does it start out of Chicago? I don't open
all about it at all about common overhead, Retina classic car,
and so many of them are done it. They showed me the pictures, unlike fuck I had to do that when I get up there,
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did did anybody anybody watch the Fuckin, Belgium Grand Prix. I watch the
play. I think I don't think we have a text make on you watching this fuckin risk, as I thought they will offer all of August. Congratulations to Nikko
Osberg on or that puts him back in front. I should probably look this shit up. Ok through the magical applause button.
Looked it up for me, one stands Louis Hamilton still in front taunted. Thirty two points to Nikko Ross books to twenty three by take on board.
Well, I don't know what happened with Louis. For some reason, he started in twenty fifth, twenty fifth fuckin place.
Somebody had a bunch of penalties is something like a bunch of parking tickets. These, like ball, just pay em all this race in they stuck at the back of the race and because he's one of the great
drivers earliest right now we went from twenty fifth to third, the guy still
made the podium, which was pretty, which was just pretty amazing. I look at all this together gossip here.
I've never seen more people bumping into each other. Yesterday's race was fuckin unreal. The first turn the Ferrari tee
they slammed into each other. Well, its other countries trying to cut down low and then he says
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was angry. After an incident during Sundays, Belgium, Grand Prix, the latest series of controversies related to the dutchman driving the fence said. If I had not break,
we would have had a massive accident. It will
happen sooner or later. If he doesn't change. I'm fine with good hard racing, but that is not correct,
recommend swore over the radio because of a tactic, red bulls for step and had adopt our four stop unpleasant with red. Both my fault has adopted
heatedly this year, which is to draw
I'm in the middle of the track and only make a defensive move at the last moment when he sees which
way the drivers attacking is coming for stopping raking in Ferrari. Sebastian vegetal well collapse
at the first corner of the race with all three cars suffering damage, but it was an incident on.
The camel straight later in the race that angered the fin other guys defend, but they do a correctly yeah. I fight
a unit. I guess she spoke to. You are only allowed to make one move. Some he's gone around you you're allowed to make one move to get in front of us. We can start fucking, zigzagging back and forth and assist. I don't. I can simply by finally got into this shit and I, as you can listen, you know if you actually watch the stuff. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I really enjoy it.
Yesterday's race was the kind of race that I wish they warlike when they fuckin bumping into each other's like fuckin, mad max. You know, and this
I was crazy way. They had like major fuckin down hills, see become an up the hill
learned yesterday. You know they call compression that cars. You stick to the fuckin grounds, you got a lot attraction and you come up over the hill
and they say the road falls away from you, which really made my fucking stomach drop because a driver.
You know a hundred eighty miles an hour with the road drop it away from now. You're like coming out of the sea and this guy in this
Fuckin yellow car came up over a law city gotta that he does fuckin some real. If you saw what the car look like after this guy's accident, ague without Delay, a family of five was dead and he got out is, is ankle was a little tweet.
You know, I don't see why they can't make our cars like that we just put on helmets and just drive like fuckin lunatics,.
Dimension, you guys how bad I want to buy a motorcycle again. I can't fucking. Do it cuz? Everybody just tells me: I'm going to fucking die, but I really want to buy. I want to buy fucking bike so bad. I want to get that Ducati Duvall, one that cruiser.
Have it all in black and then on the side, just right, underneath where it says the name of the bite, you said that little italian flag stick or on it.
That's all. I want to do, and I want to get up at San Saturday and Sunday morning it like six in the Fuckin morning, cuz I jet lag and I was walking my dog, and this is the time to fuckin right.
Nobody on the road slowdown in every intersection. Just look. Take it to the gears you now fuck, everybody less. That stock is done now. You can't do it
had fucking three friends of mine. They died now my cabin where they were young drive like maniacs. Now they were great writers. Somebody else hit em, just like. Why can't take? I wish you could come up with like I could see you could wear right where raise you get hit one of those. What does that thing? That stupid thing you put on
des that people have waking totally compressed the thing or open a toy, or you can open it up into this big ball. You ve seen a toy for kids, too little
plastic boy. You make it is really small boy. You make a big one. What did you just add that thing right, because it we heaviest
the solution is the always make carbon fiber always seems to be the solution which evidently is flammable.
That's what I'm saying I have no fucking idea can't be right.
It always assume our carbon fiber early, the particles we're gonna, make it like anything guys: cars on fire a little bit anyways. Why can't you
have some like that? So, when you get knocked off your bike, some
which senses it this is in a perfect world and it just expands
giant ball around you and in the Baltics they hit
right in your inside of right. Isn't there a fuckin way to do that.
You mean I could Skype was somebody on the other side of the planet and there's no delay as they talk to me and you can come up with some sort of fuckin so that allows a fuckin friend
cut like me to write down the street god I, if you
Europe, is no way to not get into motorcycles. Gazette everybody's there's somebody people over there right now and I got into a fuckin hard core again and I'm tryin to I'm waiting for that thing to go away and it's not going away, but just for like twice a fuckin weak six to seven year. I now
the data matter where everybody has to ruin it. What is this fuckin beer?
These have to be in this city? Why can it just be like in Montana just the middle of fuckin? Nowhere, you know
just a bunch of self centered cuts in the middle of that giant, fuckin state, and then he just fucking you could
crews on a bike store understand why it has to be here by the fuckin places to pick they had a pic here. The mill of a goddamn deserve a desert.
I always say dessert and then desert because of the late Great Gregg Geraldo. When you talk about the the troops right now home during the civil war like how eloquent their writing was as opposed to like you know,
during the Gulf WAR, you know age fork and I do not have your ball stick and against the leg. Is you
now they are in the end, the dessert alchemists there?
Let's, let's that's, reach some questions here, for some reason
are all the ignorance. You just heard believe it or not. People actually right into me, and they asked for my advice. Knowing that I have no
background in psychology whatsoever. Are right,
so you go at your own fuckin risk, Jerome
risk aright Kenya! I bill, I'm a bostonian like yourself,
I'm a suburban outside of Boston. I get it right. Ok, I lived in a cul de sac, plead street hockey.
Ok, I was wasn't down south he's still cars good at math like an apples, so hold different breeding. Tough guy right.
I had legos I'd like it logs IDA Tree Fort Geike, I'm a bostonian like yourself. That is a question for you. My wife is canyon and we have a place near
Nairobi National Park. The government is ramming a railroad straight through the middle of the park, in clear violation of the environmental efforts put in place by past generations. For the betterment of the kenyan People
Park is considered a world heritage site and this construction would be devas.
Do I have to stop a railroad being built in Kenya mean I can lady at my last couple. Especial so pretty damn good, but I don't know if I can stop, because I hope just to bring it.
You mean, like a lady at my last couple, especial so pretty damn good, but I don't know if I can stop, because I hope just to bring attention to
cause as it is being implemented very rapidly before people can complain about it
sure you, this is a very good cause and deserves the attention of anyone who values, natures, nature. Now, I'm off to fight in the traffic on the job
go away. I wait a minute.
Well, you know, if you send me a fuckin link or something I can definitely retweeted, but I think the best thing for your cause
not be me to be a spokesperson as long as I don't have to speak about it, because it's
right now, I'm not gonna read. Even if I read up on it, I'm gonna stutter, it's just gonna as can come closer to us as a dope right. But yet
tweet me a link today and I will I will retweeted and then that listening to their own people than was so fuckin comedian, Ella dont job play yourself bill. Everything cards will fuck. It then I'll, go positive. Ok, I'll, join the gun,
cause I'll say, don't build that railroad through that park,
and then they ll say what what solution you got an offer.
I'll say: no, I doubt concept story, a Billy, vanilla, tits, that's a good one!
The girl I took my niece the little laugh and a couple or friends to occur.
So they wanted to see. I get free tickets to lots of shows yadda yadda. So I took up,
we get there and I'm immediately and immediately
standing out in an ocean of teens to get into this thing. Another
we're friends show up and they are accompanied by one of the other girls dad's. So we say hello and walk into
situation. It's pretty slow at first. The opening
didn't have me in mind when they made music, but they were ok. The second
came on and they sat a real familiar. The dead
says to me: I heard about these guys from billboard.
Their amazing saw me Lila, I'm like forget. This guy
is about Burma. So after that
sent we walk outside of the side. I would guess that was twenty one pilots, because I want to go, see
math and they opened for twenty one pilots in and they had a very young young crowd scream and like it was the first
beetles so anyway. So after their set, we walk outside and decide to have a couple of beers while the kids
joy, the main act that definitely
have us in mind when they made their music and talked about Jesus
about me and left our asses off in the lobby.
What a turn not only did I get to stay with my is this like a fluff peace? Why was sent to me? That's,
but you said the email to same my fuckin podcast guy,
not that I didn't want to stay with my my niece, but I had an
used to let a hang with friends without me stand in there and if I didn't have this guy to talk,
you I'd be the loan due in the lobby or even worse, on the floor watching the show, but it doesn't- and there are, I am I'm guessing. This is why the email was sent here. We go well
standing out there. A girl walked through and asked me what time it is because our phone died
answered her in a couple minutes later. We're talking about everything and anything
other dad was a chap. He laughed at my joked and then passed out when he saw things going well. What was
well not like some merry deeds.
Oh, oh! What this chick came, wait a minute way way way way.
Oh, I answered her in a couple minutes late hour, we're meaning you when the lady we're talking about everything and every
the other day was a chap. He laughed at my choked in peacetime when it saw things, go and well guys like they're right daddy.
It made it look like guys home in court, there's a guy right there that guy get here
it's out the intersection when the light turns Green T make sure to combine. It gets through us. What I'm saying about that guy! He said
I made sure a piece tat when he saw things were gone well, not like some merry dude who don't get out much and feel the need
flirt. So they have something to jacket to later. Anyways. I've got out this
a budget times then and got it
a new band that I love, whose name
won't name, because you don't like to name names or because of all
Billy original recipe. Tits thanks go fuck yourself! Well, that's great!
That's great! You know what in that's a nice fuckin story for all the cock locks out there. You don't owe me those people who fuckin car block I've, never understood that it such like. It's such like a sped, so I went trash women in this among the worst Lucy that such like a female thing to do.
You know chicks have that fuckin thing words just like well, if some goods not happen is for me then-
and everybody around me has to suffer. That's like what debts,
the male version of that is the cock block. Was I'm not going to do
late? You're, not gonna, make it fuck. Fuck fuck is wrong with you. You know me. I said fuck
douche, who throws the lady out of the way and jumps in the fuckin lifeboat on the Titanic, that person right I've fucked it. You did
it's like male behaviour and I still in adapt russian women like what the fuck is wrong with me me part of his. I have issues with women, obviously, but the other parties, it's just so fuckin fund to annoy him. Maybe it's my fault where's. My problem.
Is it wrongly rather annoy him than fuck em? Is that weird or is it just sort of us a different approach? Oh my god. The best people watching in the Fuckin World, Reno International Airport that fucking burning man thing was coming in.
I was going on in all coupled everybody kept asking me hilariously going. Are you going to hang around or go to burning? Man presupposes two three. I was away from Reno, I guess, and secondly is like to look at me. I was joking about that on state, my forty eight year old, fuckin, bald white dude, I'm not gonna, show up there and
freak everybody out. I looked like a cop, everybody will be in the middle and taken acid or whatever they doing, and then I fuckin show up.
Like I have a walkie talkie on my what my waist, I want to do that.
That's some young kids shit, I hate, would fucking people my age right before they just totally just did
just two fuckin old, even hide it anymore. I hate when they still try to go to young people shit, it's it's over! It's not
time. You don't remember when you are I'm back in the day when I would be in the clubs you no way back in the day or Billy red face in the clause. More public dont bother DEC
right. There always be that fucking old creeping. Then you displayed look
a common register of some use like thirty five evenly twenty
seven started to seem all like what the fuck are. They still doing there. We liked
twenty one fake ideas get in Spain. There be some heat,
only seven there like what that duty should be like married with kids. By now. That's what twenty
and seeing now here, I m. Forty eight are not. We forgot to tell you what to do with my own personal choice. I dont like going to adult shit. I want to be with adults, I dont want to be.
It ought to me, I don't be around that shit, albeit by the way and speaking a young shit. I have to give a shot out to a dj,
afro Jack.
Like you, I never heard of the guy, I'm not in that fight
and world, and everybody said to me this staying where he took a clip or some shit. I guess I talked about DJ like a couple years ago. That's how it works.
Ipod, guess I'll, say something, and it takes like two years before anybody really hears it like that car dashing thing
or the yoke alone or thing like. I said those thick: they they vice did the podcast and they go
like two years goes by and then somebody who actually has a
podcast with influence like Joe rugged Joe Rogan, blew up the yoke alone a thing
so anyway, people send me the shit he did like.
I don't do you call it a song. Is it a track
is? Is it a something else? I don't know what the fuck is. I don't know what it's I don't know the fuck it is, but he is somehow line the shit up and put me in the song and as much as I still don't get what the fuck is going on. I I want to thank the guy because there's a bunch of young people in the crowd, and you know performance, you need that you got to keep
which way, but young people, as your fan start to get older. They have kids and they can't even go out if they want to go out. You know what I mean like he just he probably
stop me from going on cruise ships. He delayed that for another like six years, so thank you very much Afrojack. I don't know if it. If your name is Afro Jack, like that's your first name or if it's your name is Jack and your nicknames a project like you really red tits, I don't know, I don't know what it is, but I appreciate it
for you know whatever the fuck, you know what our, how have you say how it? However, you could say that it was funny actually watch this. One time with near recently, this documentary on DJ a m.
Can I just say that again and you guys so I can make you cringe again. The fact that I is all this. I am just said that name
D, J M and I watched it. I actually started to understand. Like our what'll, I do see the I know there's an art to everything, but I actually was released and understand it, and he was talking about our time Sheena from
hers were in New York and went to some fuckin club in that guy was dj in there and she said it was like the second night ever of music, and you know within ten minutes, have been the club everybody's accoutred fuck as a dj than they figure out that guy, and I don't know what it is it. I guess it's like what song leads into the next song and your change in the energy of the crowd.
I'm relating to stand up right. You don't open with closing bit, but you gotta open strong. Then you gotta take him on a ride. You bring em up and then they can. They gonna get burned out. You got
body more minutes. What do you do you? Take it down a little bed and you start building it back up down a little bed. Then you during a four gonna. Do you not take rest? So quite the reverse
called spoken podcast. We talk about our unique, bring about
down uptown uptown willow more hired little with low a little higher than you get a right that last fuck a moment, and then they d fuckin explode, go nuts. So I don't know. I haven't said that bullet
just fucking I like seeing live drummers.
There was a problem I haven't. I want to go, see fuckin lady gaga, like I can go, see anybody. If I can see the bed, she had abandoned a fuck
house illegal in this fucking care,
some she's right around on a goddamn horse, Jesus Christ, Jesus fucking Christ, I believe, was my quote.
By the way, what the Fox do Tony Romo right now- okay- if if he was it's hard to say this, you know cuz, I can never retire from fucking stand up. I don't feel like good and obviously he loves football. The way I love stand up, I would think, but like this is the time to retire. This is the time to just say: you know what.
Fuck this you know it's like Ali, those last few fight. If you didn't have those, maybe it would have been a little bit different. What do the fuck am I to say that shit, but you fuckin break a bone in your back for the second fuckin time. Jesus Christ, how fuckin tough is echoed by the way everybody always breakin his boss.
They probably shouldn't said that shit, you know, are obvious. Marry you ve got a woman in his life
by just gave her ammo, and then I just ruined his breakfast.
Tori, do you hear their fear this podcast here with this person
played organised football pass? The fourth grade said sorry, I'm so that fucking shit don't
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sorts here, ok, Alyssa, be good ones, stand up at high school reunion. Now all this just says: fuck a train wreck retinal. If this is a comedian and they're gonna, do stand up at their high school reunion. Ethics balls myth bill. Fuck you sunscreen,
we ve missed a couple reunions. Now all my classmates are married with kids. I so we I'm guessing your significant other.
I've been doing local stand up for a while now, but that spent two hours
away from where I grew up and none of my classmates have seen it s c e. They haven't seen. It is wise, grating showcases, you could be as dumb as me and you can still be successful.
Now they ve asked me to do, is set for the reunion I'll admit it's different for people. You know so your advice on going after the whole crowd. That knows you keep it clean offensive,
use your best shit regardless. What are you sunburnt thoughts? My sunburn thoughts is you're out of your fucking mind. There is no fucking way.
There is no fucking.
I would do that gig of going
stand up there and for these fuckin people that I knew
fifteen years of my fucking life and
seen for twenty years, and I went to big as I'm looking at them trying
DE age their faces and figure out who the fuck is. Oh, my god, and go
back to being like that. The pecking order.
I'll tell you right now: you got balls like right now. The fact that you just said that you know
I'm gonna do stayed up at my high school union is despite a moment in good fellows way, goes much go fuck yourself time! Then Deniro goes tests. I can pause.
Shows with a party delta go fuck himself, your I don't take. No should have nobody right, go and do what do I say you fuckin do it. This is a thing. Do I would I would fuck I would not hold back. I would give him both fuckin.
I was. The only thing you have to lose is is if it goes bad, you can have a great panel story above
farming and for the people you haven't seen and twenty fucking years my
vice would be. I would definitely I would see the humor
the situation, how fucking ridiculous? It is that's what I would do you know. I don't have to make some sort of joke that you know after me, you know
fucking Joe blow over here is a biologist ceasing to come up here for ten minutes and through a fuckin microscope or some shit. I don't know. I have no idea what I would do, but.
I've acts I ain't, you know I've done something like that. I like low lady, I've done something like that. I am. I did stand up in a bar in my hometown and there was it just so happens. There was there was like under those like a table of people. I went to high school and I never get looking at them. The look on her face was wholly shit. That set fuckin guys have snowball fights with like they're, not even with
through the just what they did. This thing that they did this site, you doing it's all betweens all bookkeeping your own fuckin head together and I'm not necessarily good about doing that.
I don't even like seeing the crowd before the show. I hate it when, before I go into something someone goes,
I've been looking forward to the shower. Like I really like you stuff, I hate that because I feel like.
I always feel like will now what, if I go in there and I bomb or what? If you don't like my shit
and then you already said that that you liked me and then you're gonna feel bad, that you said that because I stunk like after the show I'll talk to people after went well,
and I felt like I gave you your monies worth than dead. I'm fine, but I feel like it.
Compliments on the way and unlike
taken out alone that may get etc.
So when it was, I organization you, you got more than my boss, and I do if that sounds. We
in this joint, like from that my last started, because it had a pit pausing, go fuck and shut off the air conditioner. Now it's gonna be a fucking money.
You know our own is the last one here. Last question are right. Last question: here: Ex girlfriend sister, I Billy Bergen stocks, I'm twenty six.
And still in love with my high school sweetheart, we ve been on and off again for ten years, and I've got
through a lot to say the least: Jesus Christ. Yes, I just got back from a two week vacation with her, where everything was per
fact and we had the time of our lives there.
The woman I want to start a family with
came more and more apparent on this trip. Congratulations! What could go wrong.
Here's the thing I
leaped, what's her sister on a drunken blacked out night three years ago, while me in her we're not to go
and we're on bad terms. Oh boy who flee
heart was broken and I had a lot of resentment. I was twenty three drunk weak shut, the fuck up. Do you had a dick you'd fuck
jerk off to wear? While you were Dayton, her other sit still get the fuck out of here. Don't bother me. I got a debt to arrive.
Oh fuck and our youngest sister came on to make my god you victim things were different. Then, and I was a mess,
I'm not saying you weren't broken heartbroken, you are you a fucking cite the next day
go. You know what you just gotta check off a whole family.
You got left it. There was bang them. Mother, that's gotta, be
something like the grand slim. You know like when Tiger woods
on foreign arose and they say anyone. The grants that you want you want I'll for majors would be if you bet
the mother and all the daughters. That would be
the grand slam,
modern guys left or right now, whether women pissed well a year or so later
me and my high school sweetie started talking again and started to become close, leading up to where it is now at an unbelievable guilt for what I did, but their sister. The book,
sir me in this girl got years later. Is
we think that I have been honest with her about and I had to tell her you fucking idiot? No, you did you should talk to his sisters. There'd been legal order, we are doing. Is it is it?
Does it make things better that you told that such as the internet and then like four
recitative fuckin lives? That's gonna be a problem between the two of Jesus.
You shouldn't said shit and just waited till twenty years later.
The sister you know who never got married, gets fuckin hammered and yeah yeah. Why twenty five years ago at that point,
what do you do? You was dead? I was in the Fuckin two. Thousands when you want from me anyways.
He goes well year so later mean and the high schools we start talking again by the public. I had an unbelievable guilt.
So I had to
so the last night of our vacation,
God we were lying in bed and I told her everything. I took a slap, she was crying for hours
and it was his ugly as you can imagine why you know I do like magic, you got it off you fuck and chest. He goes. I felt
arable and am torn on if it was the right decision to tell her. My friend
had given me mixed answers, and I would like an outside perspective from someone who I respect greatly. Squire appreciate you respect me,
I don't know, do you know if it was really bugging you and you felt, like you had to tell a good you told her. You know not to worry about
fuckin thing coming out of nowhere because it is still fresh in everything
is confusing on what is next. We love each other very well,
but obviously I fucked up big time. Do you think this relationship stands a chance
hope it does, but I'm worried I ruined it. She seems to be getting through it better than I thought after first reaction.
She told me she loves me but really hurt her and she needs some space, because when I'm with you need some space, I hope you don't have a brother.
Because when I'm with her location
me, she loves me, but I really hurt her and she needs some space because went on with her. She can't be mad at me. I'm not a scumbag and is completely out of character for me to do. I just made a terrible mistake: thanks go fuck yourself, I will say the fact that you actually feel this level of guilt.
You're, better man than make us, I wouldn't said shit I just what has just been like well, I hope this doesn't fucking come out some day, but we haven't pumpkin pie over Thanksgiving
and I bet there's a lot of people out there that Libert that secret. My thing is not only the cowardly self
preservation that I would try to have.
I would also I am also thinking like.
I would why I that situation that either wouldn't said shit or I would just break up with her and just walk away from it, because.
I wouldn't say a by the way I bang just sister and that for
best day of life they have to fucking deal with that when I'm the piece of shit that did it, but I have to commend you that you actually felt that level of guilt and said something cuz.
So it sounds to me that you're gonna get past it. So the good thing.
Is that now you don't have to worry about that Fuckin grand piano, fuck
crash down on your fucking life Sunday! So that's the upside.
Maybe
there's an upside that you told her,
we she'll have faith in you
like, while this guy actually fills guilt about stuff like that, so I can't trust and we
were broken up while it happened. Let me see, if I get near in here for this one hang on a second.
Right the magical pause button again the lovely nears here hey. I don't want to be a maze because you refuse last night
not at all. I was watching the courage is a formula one formula one was it
is. I said it
laying a swarm of killer B.
It's a lot longer than I gotta go to the chorus and our
we'll play station fuckin game.
They ever steering wheel night, another article around forty four times. That's a lot of times, while too long track. It's like a foreigner quarter mile track what
they are the Golan. Like twenty miles an hour. You can't fucking him driver on a parking lot, god I know, but it was a lot longer than
the first time you got all racetrack you. Don't you never be kinky can't believe how fuckin big it is like I've gone back, tell us
and which just it just keeps going, and you like, oh yeah, they drive
like a hundred miles an hour s. It's gotta be long. Ok, that makes sense. Yeah I fell asleep, so I wasn't able to catch up another moment everyone talking about. I don't know anyone sacking
by other vehemence. Yet I have to go and watch and you see obviously there not on MTV but they're out there all online. Yes, videos are still produced and make your own
the ground even make videos anymore. They do make music video,
but there are other. I say: don't even make
videos anymore, but that all online, but they do make them, and they still have bid budgets to some of those to whom you. My next question are ex girlfriend sister trees,
all right really quickly. This guy around I'll, give you a bridge version, but on an afghan for ten years, just got back we're too weak vacation with her everything was perfect.
Time of our lives. Is the woman owing to start a family with.
Here's the thing I slept with the cistern, a drunken blacked out night three years ago, where we met.
While we me in her we're not together and we're on bad terms. My heart was broken, had a lot of resentment. I was twenty three drunk weak and her youngest sister
on to me.
So it s a rough one, real roughly
you let go. You makes himself the victim vs. She came onto me. I said earlier that dude Ivan Dick to those pocket lighter exactly, as I said,
rub went out to her before you fuckin Yazzi, to see them implanted, etc. While that even wine fuck the sister, don't try to act like ours, so heartbroken you and the sister are both dirty. Ok,
so is a deal egos. He felt tat terrible the last night at the vacation. He couldn't deal with the guilt, so he told her
goes. I tell egos, I took a slap, she was crying for hours and it was an ugly as you can imagine nap.
My she told me she loves me, but I really hurt her and she need some space because when I'm with with her, she can't be mad at me.
I'm not a scumbag in this is completely out of character. For me to do. I just made a terrible mistake. So he's
simply say and do you think the
relationships stands a chance? I really hope it does, but I'm worried I ruined it. She seems beginning through it better than I thought after first reaction. What do you think he, and now it's not gonna happen. You fucked her sister, it's over. That's anything so yeah because I mean maybe maybe there are some people who are more emotionally involved than I am, but I couldn't get that, like that's her sister like her sisters not going anywhere and like how's it going
be at led Thanksgiving and Christmas and, like all that kind of stuff, like you just going to avoid each other or just kind of like it's weird I mean, maybe the
three of them can have three some now what I was thinking you can you can
a threesome with your sister. That's disgusting! That's grows, I would
we want to replace the Surrey and there are now going to each other or these binding yeah yeah talking to each other at all. We went to the water power now unless the three of them sit down and both this guy and the system are so repentant and so whatever, but, like you, you'd, never be able to trust them,
never know like oh yeah. Can you has run out and, like you know, get some extra should,
in my view, groceries exactly
so and that's the thing she might be. Ok with him now, but in the
and she's gonna choose her sister, like that, no matter how her sister betrayed her, that's the sister, so you
our disposable you're, just like the dude, that's her family. So if you
thing that you really have you like hands on to the current system,
yes, sir, this is, there will probably get past it
well aware on long ways for now and it will probably always still be there, but because their family,
we betrays each other all the time you now is a thing. I think what she did was worse than what he did this, Mr O. Definitely if we're gonna like put them on who was the worst
in this situation, the sister one hundred percent. So here's what I learned you never do that. If you want the woman, ok, ok, you guys break up and blah blah blah. If first system comes out, do you
you are effectively ending that relationship forever, yeah yeah,
what you can see they told her, and the relation to think he should have told the thing about it is: is that he told her because he felt guilty, so it was to unburden his own conscience, because it wasn't real concerns, nothing in telling her. That would make her feel better. And, oh my god, thank you. So much for being honest with me:
that's the sister! So I don't know, I don't really adds nothing convertible that he had such guilt, that he had the teller not really because
let with shielding all the time and they like. Oh, I have had to get it off my chest and it's like gray. Congratulations on your chest now I feel shitty.
So was that really for me or was after you knew you hill
commonly and bring them both?
I don't I don't I'm not with that whole like well. At least he was honest with you, it's like for what for me now that was all
him to iron ever looked at it that way. Well, yeah, not that I don't think apologies are
while or I don't it's not like. I dont think that you should apologise for somebody. You did wrong, but I
feel like you really need to cause. I need help and that's what you were saying. You really mean that Western Europe, motivations or confessing something of this level. You know what I mean it's like: what are you really trying to do a lot of times? People are just trying to unburden them
else. That's what I was saying that the best thing now is: he got it out there, so he doesn't away
the grand piano come crashing down into his life, some daily Yosemite, they ever like Fuckin Thanksgiving dinner.
What I want to know is what is going on between the girl and the sister, because, obviously that's no assistance.
That's no real, I don't know that's what I'm one was something else why that's fucked up is because now you know
the parents know, you know you think she would have told the parents
what I do know I thought my play brand and then they gonna be like all my god. We raised a whore.
These are measures that are aware that when you got my god he's a make mistakes, but that's an early. Yet that's issues. No! No! That's that's beyond that's a powerful, yet it is
all our fate is. I wonder if this was a younger sister and I wonder like who knows, but that's what I'm more entreat about now is like. What's gonna happen with these sisters, you now that's like that. Some deep shit right there also
that sets a power thing on her things. Ain't, like you know as much as your inter you still can't fucking resists me. What is now maybe sound, because who does the who
it was after the let us into the female mind I act.
My children are now: that's not a female bang. That's like a dirty asshole, bitch nasty person. I dont know what that's like. I would never go after a relatives like
significant other, so where do you draw the line at what he may coworker so united,
this sort of people? Now, because you really have strong opinions on this, so I want to know him so family obviously need a fee yeah,
maybe the enemy arson, and that is clearly in our relationship with
somebody else.
You know got all yeah together. I want to know that I want to know where you draw the light. Coworker you, ok, you guys occasionally have lunch together with the sisters. Coworker is something the guy's got. Lucky does like
the paisley tie with the suspenders scene of allocations, as guys always go nuts about nobody else, but yeah, but we have suspenders, you don't need,
but anyway, what if he has both
annabel them. Anything like that. I don't know what it is that you're trying to do.
Well, maybe I would you have but one then it will not like that thing, that female
we're, like you'd, feel safe, disguise really gonna have
like. You, can have an alarm system and a gun
a sword and where
Sukarno that I don't know about that, and now I mean it-
they're not involve they're, not like in a real relationship. Neighbors
they were now. Would you bang a neighbor what I bang
my sister with neighbour, not your sisters, double taken family out of saying where we are
the line where it is slow.
Well, whatever bitch you know is that I say he put a hand up whatever.
What are you talking about? I've say you say like that's family, you can't fucking do the front if I can
ganglia now I see what you mean.
I mean neighbour to street
over you,
neighbor knew them invited you over and you went over there. You know what I have a real life example of that I would have been a guy was an architect around. I got it.
I realize example of this dirty
during my problem. I went my singing
problem I'll thirty. You wait. A minute I want somebody was a friend's ok by me: ok
and ass Bismarck with Red, but my friend went to the problem with this guy that she had just met and they were
set out by another friend when we're different school, so they didn't really
know each other, but that was a day of justification. They just there was
my friend, so I'm totally innocent. So this is a real early. Then we really could neck did during problem and like, as you know, that was not what happened. As you know, my problem did not end that great my parents, like came in like took me from this house, and I think that was done in a way to tell them the truth. I called my parents because I was supposed to spend the night had girlfriends house, but instead we're gonna be hanging out at this boy's house. His elder sister was there there's a whole bunch of us were hanging out. I was having such a great time that I call my parents and I say, hey just so. You know I'm staying here. My mom complete,
we flipped out and sheer my stepfather came and like extracted me from the homes that problem ended exactly so, it didn't end than any. It was a very dramatic by right parents. Ultimately, they did the right thing, but anyway he me and this guy ended up connecting and we ended up like dating afterward. So you know that's differently
and I do not like I we went in the bathroom, went to the front door. Then a moment put the window apple, none, but it wasn't her boyfriend. They had just met. I think she definitely felt some type away about it. You know only because he chose you over her exactly
goes in any sort of like friendship, friendship now she and I were really good fret about it's, not good,
that's a rough one, but it wasn't bread and a lot a rough one. Let a rough one and we dated for awhile we dated up and saw you know like. I went to college basically, and that was that was the end of that. So wasn't like this long term, Ino torrid affair. It wasn't like he was my first love. Anything you just really cute football player, Bob Marley, you know what can I say
sorted saw authority details their arrival. That's the park. Yes, for this week, just
it came out this week became argue really fucking. Just put that guy just said, you know what, then that's it it's a fucking wrapping. You know what I think you're right. I think you're right. I can say that, as I said in my thank you
yeah we had these had these as together. These are the only spoken about
two things that are never die. Pajamas will never get hold. You re, sweat bids. You cannot kill, swept estimated that fuckin thing go. Do some break dance. Was
Google Lou something rather one of the Fucking movie, is whatever their fuckin
Lecter able reload break electric Bogota right right about the fragrant to her like a book
there was such a weird period. Would all those dance moves are coming out? You know one of the worst there's ways of all time is footloose better, some of the worst dancing ever at Yale LAW, gray, dancing. It spreads brain peak. Why dancing? But it's still a fun movie. Why why are you looking at me later, because I don't like
how you can fuckin shit through the excruciating dances in
moving on to this fine and its cue in its life? It's a town where they disable Taliban designates rags dancing invoke was that at a Broadway play that they turn into a fuckin, they made it into a Broadway show, of course they always that's where it should state. Now I don't know you should have to decide to go. Kevin Bacon was hot in IRAN that power. He goes needed, that solo dance at a frustration in the barn and he's like flipping around on the beams and the ceiling on the barn and used
now with the Billy Squire Video, those billions, Squire, really Squire, the poor bastard goes too far either you are like obsessive watching off his videos and we were on vacation yet examined. I was watching them alive and, like Detroit like this guy was a fuckin rockstar Nicky.
I see the video so bade now I remember you showed me the video the show
he was crawling on his fuckin. I feel bad pilot on but, like
I know, but I already feel Wigan ended his career when you do in
I don't I said I wouldn't do it. I said it would
here I am not or no, what is it you need to apologize to Billy Squire can get that offer. Your chats asked me why. Yes, like Easter
Bill sitting back at all by the waves drummer, I guess, is pronounced shoe not Bobby Shoe Nord Green to that book, and I mean that doubly b c and book, which is fucking great. That's it. That's all,
guess what we think the stop by near think. Always with your wonderful advice, you snorri your general adore ability. The dog needs to go for a walk. The outbreak around a clear you wanna go outside without look.
She has been willing to go all morning. Poor thing, clear promises. Can I get it?
How upon the packet clear we have set down clear set, said Sir, said the clear you wanna go outside.
Clio come on man fuck, and this is not just like the throb Clio. Do you now because she knows you're trying to get her to do it.
All right I'll see you guys checking on Thursday.
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