Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday September, twelfth tooth thousand and eleven. How the hell are you what's going on here? That's good MA I'm Columbus, Ohio, everybody and I am going to do one more show out here before my my wonderful weak and here at the mall here and Columbus's over, and if you guys, One of them all out here, Columbus, always it its image. If you re no high, oh I don't! I don't know what you're waiting for you gotta come out here: the Columbia Small. You're, not gonna, believe what they have out here: everybody they have a gap, they gotta Cheesecake factory, ah They got everything you have. Were you This is a real weird marked by the way you know they got this whole section where they got a bunch of fountains ditch.

Water up in the air right like a porno load efforts, I'm reason people bring their children like babies, toddlers to run through the water, it's like a fuckin, pedophile, wet t shirt, concert contests whenever the you trying to say they are built out. I don't know, what's it's one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen in my life? I don't even have kids and it makes me uncomfortable. You know. I deliberately fucking, walk off limits. The quickest route to me get into Cobb is to walk basically right through that area where the water fountain is. I went there the first day every time I come here. I forget that that's there and then I have. I have to go around. The other side are right. That looks like a fuckin FBI Sting operation like they're, trying to catch every fuck pedophiles. Here the Toronto. I don't understand why they, Have it I don't understand this day and age, why? You would have a toddler

and you would let it run through water giggling with its old shoot, you Charlie Fuckin T shirt on what are you doing. Euro reminded me when the crocodile hunter took his baby. Started, making to do a little jig inferno that alligator it's like what is apparent. What do you do it? Let's just forget about pedophiles sexual predator and all those pieces issue. What about the fact you kid could just catch cold. You know the fuck is wrong with parents, member that as a kid when you walk to the current jumped in a puddle and your mother ripped the fucking ten off the current beat your ass with it. Three in the back, no car seat know nothin through another couple in the hatch back their pressed up against the fuckin window. You remember that old school parenting now kid just express again

Love he loves that he loved to run through the water. Lady put In the back yard, if you want to do that, shit, ok, I'll fuck and break the kick out here in public. Like this- is some make em at a fuckin auction. You know four fuckin pedophiles grubbing up tax next For bed, we have a two thousand and nine. Three year old, the two Outside fucked up the math, I'm talking about I read a bit, I'm a great shows out here everybody, but I I've been having a brutal flight right. Flora, Ella Ex LOS Angeles intern. National airport, that for some reason, if you go back on Colorado. You just can't get a fuckin direct flight anywhere. I don't. I don't get it. When I was in New York City.

I could fly all these places directly. Maybe because I was in New York and was only an hour and a half away out of pocket. Now it just doesn't May he can fly any resort, it wasn't. Gonna fly allay to Phoenix Phoenix to Columbus, our right on? U S so I get on the plane and his two empty seats next to me and is getting close to the point where they're going to close the door to the plain and I'm excited like holy shit and would have this whole fuckin road of myself, spin nice. I could stretch out a little bed. Take my carry on stick it under the other chair. This is gonna, be great right before the closed door. Lo and behold, this fat tubby shit gets on the fuckin plain. I am thinking, oh god, not me, please, for the love of God. Don't pick my rock you don't do that shit! You just fuckin willing the guy

sit down as he waters is fat assed down the falcon I'll. It's him in his flock and lady right. So a fuckin comes all away up, comes to my row and he's just standing there and I'm hoping to stand on their cause, he's Putney stuff in the overhead compartment. I can literally feel the fuckin heat. Radiating off of his body from the twenty two years of mistakes. Cities put in his goddamn stomach are right, and what does he do? We ever here, a bit that role. I mean your role, so I gotta get up and what does he do his feet? Let's his fuckin girl sit by the window and He sits in the middle seat in his fat, fuck and tub of fuckin shit. This dual was short fat. I was sitting behind his back that you don't owe me he was fat in Rome. Like sitting next to a planet with a head.

You know it was like you: could the roundness up this guy? Ok, who is trying to be less fat? God bless him, so he crossed his arms, when all it does just causes fat. Let two Fuckin bull. Out even more into my airspace that I fuckin paid for. I'm sorry, all I'm thinking it is why the fuck did you, take the window seat and then pushed up against his girlfriend. My shoulder was getting hot from his arm; it was, it was on me, fuckin guy was on me. I was co To forward their what it to turn the plane around us is how much the sky was in my chair and I'm thinking Why don't just take the Fuckin window seat? A fat fuck have a little bit fuckin consideration your topic shit, you now with your basket, all shorts, like you actually have played a goddamn day in your life Spock

legs spread out like he was gonna give birth to a baby calf. You know. Why don't you sit near the window. You know I realized afterwhile even sooner the winner cause he so fuckin fat. He can't he can't be set by the window. His other fats that would have blown out the window. We all want to get sucked out was his top. Is shit boy, fuck. It somehow got stuck in the fuselage which, if you saw what wouldn't be Orangeade a possibility. Fucking believable any sitting? There is what kills me he's sitting there any these biting his nails. I just want to be like do dear average, up eating. Is there a moment, Amelia literally consuming yourself right now.

Oh! I know I know what you guys go ahead bill. Why don't you fly first class? Oh yeah? Well, hey! Why don't you go fuck yourself, hyper ethical person who said that ok, I understand I bought a code. I know what that means. That means my fuckin needs, We'll be in my chest, that means, if I'm even slightly leaned forward and the guy informing you reclined she's gonna, hit me in the head. I understand that. Ok, I get it, but that doesn't mean that this topic should I should have to pay an extra couple of Fuckin grand or whatever fifteen, on a box so somebody else's lard. Isn't in my lap. I am full. On one hundred percent behind you having to buy tooth when you're on an airplane. Ok, I'm sorry you're fat, ok, but you made your choices. This is one of the things. This is a good thing you gotta, by to seek you got less money for cookies.

Maybe it that that'll be a goal, maybe that'll be a bombing out, but it's it's absolutely ridiculous. That I have decided Milly leading out into the fucking I'll, my giant MIKE. Wave of in head is out there and then I gotta do What the stewardess guys gave me. Jerry scares me shirking ignite sharing a terribly sir. I I gotta watch I can't start yellin here, I'm in a hotel room again already. I want strike against me. They probably build a fuckin file on me. Yeah I'm leaving out there. That was the best part. The food card comes ok, they asked me what a while you know they asked to do what he wants to drink. He goes. Can I have a coke grave occur? I want to be a to help out about a water. How about a salad you trying to make yourself even fatter during the flight, you what that's

Is gonna dude, URI, distended fuckin belly, you already caitive put the fuckin trade out, he's just couldn't put the trader. He tried, he tried to put the trade Arma, got this fuckin guy. I swear to God the thoughts I was thinking. It was embarrassing. I was sitting there thinking like I'm so glad this duty Die young and you believe that I'm not happy in real life that that's gonna happen, but that's how fucking on company I wasn't that's how fuckin mad. I was this guy absolute, you gotta by two seats people, you gotta, do it I love when they try to leave the falcon. Not too, I don't play that I fuck and shave that ham right down open, Falkenberg worked a fork down. Fucking

Did you make me uncomfortable you, you wanna, relax fight? Could I put my following a chest to make your belt even tighter? That's what I do you cut off your circulation to legs? Maybe you'd get up and take a walk. Is no excuse for it. You know what I know this is probably come off insensitive. You know something I ve been a redhead, my whole life. Nobody gives a shit, we don't get weed we're not considered handicap cat We're not could be kept, as always happens when scream or weakened, considered handicap. We don't get our own parking spaces, these tubs shit they get their own parking spaces now making a short walk to the store making them even fatter. Really positive! I can say about this guy Was he only want to Phoenix any didn't smell? I gotta, given that he didn't smell, I dont know feed fuckin jumped in a goddamn pond, yellow killed

wondered fish before he got onto the flight. I don't know what he did, but he didn't smell. I swear to God, you look, you don't kill me. Is I rancid about this on the radio here, hearing Columbus and somebody. Hold up. The radio station set our five eight three hundred pounds and I love to fly. I'm never listening to this radio station again. Can you believe that this dude actually felt like he was the victim. You know Debbie like if some wife who got the chicken dot of a rapid about. Piece of shit husband for slap in the shit out of her and then some guy calls up. I got issues with women and I slept the shit out of my wife and I'm never listen to this radio station. Again it I'll give you a fucking break get out. You know what you need to do, eat a salad. Go for a walk. You know I have to put money down for a further the jump just go for a walk, its action.

Easier to do cardio when you nodded Jim? Because we had to jam at any point, you can just get off and walk yards to your car. Your car is always a hundred yards away. When you walk out you, door and you walk a mile away what he can. Quit and lay down on the ground. You gonna walk back this two miles, easiest two miles: Yoda Fuckin do or or be a topic should be fat that you're right, ok, but by two seats song of say, right. Do I wish short shorts shorn of my milk white legs, offending everybody's eyeballs? Now I dont have consider if I were the Jordan once the come down right of my little white knees your listening to the Monday morning, podcasting? Yes, it is insensitive.

I mean it's wrong. I'm right! I'm right on this! One A fucking fairies who listen to this part gas- God bless. You have yourself a Sunday on a Monday right, I understand your emotional leaders, some fuckin bad happened to you. So food is your friend and then you go in there. I get it. I get it. I want you to lose weight. I want you to feel good about yourself, but until you're at that wait, what you're, not you know Spill it into my seat, you gotta by two seats. I should have to suffer because you ate all the cookies in the house. That's not my fuckin fault of Jesus bill. We got it. I actually tweeted this week. The fat people of the new second hand smoke. You wanna, be fat, go outside

She are fox arenas yelling at the lines meant as she's Pisca she's lose it she's loosen illicit skinny, fuckin white girl from Australia, maybe stole sir it six too, and she just lost The first game, if she wins this thing, the US helped you guys already know this shit by now, but she's mad now she's going to start fucking when it's going to break a sir I hear you ve noticed Serenest dad looks like Garrett Morris from FUCK it s enough. I like Fuckin, Venus Williams always sits there pouting whenever serene, as in the fuckin finals, a goose. You would move that you be happy for your sister, so fuckin grumpy. He I make anybody out there daddy what, moreover Serena personality she seems like she says. I guess the younger kids always more happy go lucky, you don't have the pressure

Anyways, let's plough ahead. So yes, I'm sitting here in a hotel in Columbus, Ohio. You know trying to keep my voice down, which I guess I haven't. Somebody probably colleague downstairs now I'm a VIP Rome next door and on fat? I should not have to listen to us. Ok, you know it's funny about Ohio, even the gay geyser Fred It's on real, I don't know what they eat out here, but you know. Do you always either shredded or they're just way fin, and this guy owes fuckin allows this Billy Baldwin torso ass, where these deals after the show Hang in there drink it, my fuckin cranberry, Juice and soda everybody trying to convince me that I should be.

Can I actually have been on the road so long that actually have drifted bodies in each tab now? The people, I know they're fucking names, just people who I drank with the last time it just like you remember last, We went over all go fuck ease and we, but now I have no recollection, I always heard it's like you, stand. I only met you once in my life and what I did. I drank twelve James's and six pack of beer. I have no recollection of you or that night Yet out of the old may be like an let's do it again, but this time off this time I didn't and. And it was just an autonomous spoken it now. You know what there was his fuckin guy who came out to the show right. He did something you have, so we do some really fuckin annoying

and you just you blow it in the moment. It's not till La Austria, starting upon the fierce here we go back. She's gonna come back now, one one and the second set Why aren't you watching a velvet? Because Columbus Ohio people. That's. Why am I selection of Games of Cleveland verse Cincinnati? I watch the Falcons get the chicken. Out of him by the bears vetoes up. I think things are looking good for the judge this year. I think too Adrian we added to unbelievable head cases to our team. Got rid of one last year and that we added to. I don't think that that's gonna be a good move. You know.

Plus, I don't know about our defence Fuckin Peyton Manning. Week does neck or whatever, so that poor bastards out for God knows how long that takes them off the table. So I mean, I guess the Steelers always in it, but they got the living chick kicked out of him by the ravens. So what I think the jets they got, the biggest the best chance that they ve had add through all this shit talk and that their coach has done this is there. This is their best year. He has been eerily quiet, eerily quiet, which I think is the best fuckin move that I could make you shut your face, come into town, kick Thereas and then leave.

That's all you do. Dippy tell everybody. How are you bam smash him in the face? What the fuck happened, twenty four seven Sayer, then you done onto the next one. So anyways. What the fuck am I talking about? Yes, all this is not. How do we get another podcast here in a hotel room trying to keep my voice staff member last time couple weeks ago, I got trouble. The security during the rain storm out there. You know people gave me Schiffer comment: Hurricane, a rainstorm. I wasn't impressed with the amount of people that fuckin semi males gone argued. I'll, be actually reward. It. I everyday electricity. I don't give a fuck. You live in Vermont, be happy in on a log cabin spike in trees, trying to fuckin sucks him, Sir, a part of it. Ok,.

Why I know how many times I have to tell people not to take this goddamn podcast seriously and not to be shocked? That is ignorant. It can't help being ignorant, I'm hosting it. Ok, speaking too ignorant did you. Those guys who fucked up during the hurricane there's always somebody's gotta do some stupid, go surfing right or that idiot out there. West Coast after the tsunami hit Japan. They said that another way was obviously coming our way, and this guy Stands on a rock right next to the ocean to take a picture of the the aftermath of a fucking, soon, Ami, yellow and the wave comes Kids smashes em off the rock some into the ocean and his camera drags Amanda ceiling

stupid. I just can't imagine, goes through your head when you die like that, like all my god, I'm that guy I'm that guy's gonna get made fun of on some jackasses Fuckin podcast. Somebody else did that with the hurricane now was a call cocaine overrated out there in the higher hurricane Irene, this Fuckin street flooded and like four five guys. Class, a guy shit. This is some dumb shit that a woman would never do of woman saw a streak was filling up with water. She would think something like. Oh. Maybe I'll put some rain boots on and go up on the second floor of my house. That would be the smart thing to do. What a guys do

Do you know what would be funny now? Listen with reset your refund. You know that you know that RAF we got. What have we got, that we all applauded away down the street he's fucking Idiot grabbed the raft and they all get at it in a capsized and you wouldn't think that that would be a big fuckin deal, but somehow I guess the water was going so rapidly. Two of em. I don't know what such dollar way down stream. I don't all through the middle of town, I don't know where he was. Why just hang onto a dairy queen sign or something, but he couldn't. Maybe that's what he was calling it to you now going into a fuckin taco bell Smokestack I have no idea what they had spent like nine thousand dollars to fuckin rescue that guy and another

fell in the watery at a heart attack and died. Can you believe that ship I'll just take this shit that if that stuff is true, You know about, and after life- oh jewish right that yet We die and he gets judge. All right? Let's just say for the sake of argument that that's what happened, item, to appease all the people that believe and the bearded boy I'll write, you fuckin die a stupid death, even if you make it into Heaven have to still be embarrassed. Are you allowed to lie in Heaven like when people ask you how you died? Can you just make ups that you did something heroic or just say I died in my sleep you or do you have to tell him

I guess it would matter, because we have no one's gonna judge Reich as everybody so goddamn happy. Does that even fuck it makes sense to anybody. Does the concept of Heaven even Fuckin makes sense, it is going to wake up it's gonna be awesome and you can be in this laws sixty years later with this autumn, still or ten thousand years later desert. Yes, it's fucking awesome, stop asking me that question For the love of God, somebody show me that tits, that's what you want to do. The whole concept does even makes. Its or hell. I don't understand how like you're. Ok, I'm on the biggest asshole ever for eighty five fucking years should not just be punished for eighty five, maybe tack on another fifteen percent, as I was adieu

right rounded off at an even hundred right, just fuck. It torture me for a hundred years, and then that then don't I just pay for it. At that point,. It doesn't make any sense as far as the the punishment and reward makes no no sense, just put it in a Wall Street since that would be like invested in one thing: you put a dollar do it and you made infinity money. Oh or you lost infinity money. It just doesn't make any fuckin says to me the math. Does it I'm Tellin, you guys you go in the ground and that's it so enjoy yourself, because there's nothing after this but dont be said. Cause you're, not gonna, be conscious or what you'd speaking we like a dead. You ever see a dead squirrel, Yo Yo

Why do people believe in an after life is because when a person dies they clean it up. Don't just leave you on this fuckin road, If you saw somebody lay on the side of the road- and you really looked at me- dislike that duties is dead, that's it and then watch to decompose. I can go on the ground and all of a sudden you, complaints and zucchini their Euro Jesus Christ, his pockets. Fuck and weird. Well, I'm a weird city let's get on with this shit here. This is the Monday morning podcast and just to hide the podcast here out. Oh by the way I am currently working, our heavy, so we work on dating my website, a brand new website, I'm gonna be buying, they knew I phone or whatever the fuck. It is, and I started videos on IRAN finally going to do this shit. This is no bullshit. Ok suggest bear with the oil painting that my other website has become

in that it hasn't changed in four years other than my dates. I'm gonna start uploading. Video gonna get much better. This shit we're going to incorporate the Monday morning, podcast fan page, which is W W w dot. The M M podcast dot com, the M M podcast com, not M M podcast outcome. Oh no, sir! Oh no man! Ok, it's w! W W w p M m podcast dot com like the Ohio State University. Okay, if you want to email me, What a semi questions you want! Some advice, Gimme, overrated underwater, tell me: I'm adduced for making fun, Guy who died in the rough on Fuckin first Street and ELM, send it to bill at the M M icon bill at Thee, M plot gas dot com- don't get mad at me for saying this nine million times people keep asking me. I can't find it also. We have the podcast select available

ninety nine cents! You can listen to me, interviewee from Salaam talk in football, talking, groupies talk and who was talking to to talk or whatever the fuck you wanted. Ever here the oh Jesus. Raw algae he's ring town is available it's pretty much. Hadn, t shirts, common. Finally doing this fight We bring it at all around I'm gonna become web guy. I hope I brought a video camera with me this weekend. I forgot my love tripod stand. Oh, I forgot to take this. This fuckin audience member

His audience you, you know, you want to know why. I just remember the audits member. If you want to get an idea of my brain works, I just realized that I forgot my said tripod. I was in others little many tripod things. I was picturing setting up my video camera and then I immediately imagined fucking somebody in my room and then I thought about this girl this weekend, who came by who had the most phenomenal tidies I've seen on the road in a long time now, and then I took me to be in the bar and this, what does do said all right, Saleratus await. What's gonna surreal sit down I'll she's yelling at this fuckin lay driving better than that to do this could set. Why am I telling the shit like? It has an already happened by the time you listen to this. I say one of the greatest dangers overseas John Mcenroe hisses. His older highlights him fuckin, scream and people

Do you know there's no video of this, but I heard one time you know the French Open was his big achilles heel. Just couldn't win on clay. In one year he had at one below it? In the end into this point, you can hear it when he broadcast it still buxom when he just goes to Rowan Garrison. Even he always brings it up. That's. Why he's the shit he brings it up and actually admits how much is still bugs, and but I forget, where I read this- one allegedly one time he was in France Play and on clay when he yelled out during the match, because I hate this country. I don't know why. Anyways outlet for the ninth silenced tell the story so I don't know why anyways outlet for the ninth time, let's tell the story so I'm hearing at the bar.

I'm drinking, nay yeah, what the fuck was. I draken now restricted cranberry and soda aright. The girl, with the phenomenal tits, shown how she can do that fuckin hull coggan think so everybody's. Watch it phenomenon and this guy goes a belt. Welcome. I well adapted rejected zone. I when I talk to you, said a watching. This girl, Fuckin Mover de CUP tidies as I drink, cranberry juice. You understand, sir. Drinking anymore. You know I don't fuck around This is my own little innocent thing I can do to make it somewhat exciting to be hearing Columbus at the mall anyways, some fuckin. So I walk over this guy what, because I'm a nice guy because of generous, now As I have a need to be light, so I walk over nights. I start talking to this guy.

And he starts asked me: nine million falcon questions about doing stand up like but he said yes, you sit there with his wife, so I say to the guy. I got just like five minutes: I find this a dude. Are you thinking about doing stand up, and he said yes, you sit there with his wife, so I say to the guy. I got just right: five minutes a shit. You think it's funny go on stage when they call your name are you'll figure it out from their there's. No way, there's nothing more. I can do it's not like. I don't know teaching somebody how to change the oil. It's like you something you have to just jump in the deepened and just hope you don't drown. It's just It's the most fucked, it's the most fucked up thing ever to try and learn how to do like. If you learn how to play guitar, you can take a tar lessons and you can get to it

certain level of skill before you act try to take it out at a party and play in front of other people, but stand up you you have to the first time you do it, you have to do it on a stage while people watch you, it's fucking its unreal, such on trying to explain this guy. You sit there with his wife he's telling me that he's banker, and he actually said a lot of shit that I say is right on is taken a nail right on the head: sob Sidney. How can this guy and all of a sudden these two other Ladys come over our right? There was part of that other cruel people, the girl, what the FUCK Teddy's that she was making moves you go day will leave a bell. Thanks for the shy said I I will come out see next time you come here and then he says Paypal how long you been with your girlfriend just out of the look I just went out of five or six years.

And then they just got all uncomfortable, and then they left Tijuana factory asked me that right, then, then he says to me goes. Ah, sir, about bringing up girlfriend. I just wanted those girls to leave because I wanted to keep talking. He and his wife just looks down to table it. Jesus Christ, And for some reason them in my head, I was like, as I did, you think I was fuckin hidden on those girls. Why why fuck? Would you do that and then I just realized he wasn't until later. I just realized what a fuckin manipulative dirt bag fuckin move. TAT. I was doing- and I was thinking, thank God, he's constantly about doing stand up, because the fact that he's but banker and is gonna handle other people's money. Under these investment guy? I don't know why, but that's like the kind of guy that will make old people eat Alps And not even give a shit in a watch will become

meeting probably end up steel and jokes God damn it. I wish I could just teleport myself back to that moment in time. Just tell him what an absolute fucking piece of shit move. That was, you know, barrister in front of his fuckin wife and then left just a fuckin. Oh, it was so fuckin swine me yet effective. It did fuck and work ass arenas, backup, traded, toe. So anyway just get on with the plot here. For this week there we go. I asked for some wedding stories last week, it's funny when I said I don't hear about people being drunk and make an asshole stores. We only got a couple of years. All right, hey bill. I just to see if, in your hurlbird at the wedding story, reminded me of my own moment at a wedding. Some in this in writing as a groomsmen nor at the reception, my friend,

read this horrible woman, who is a total bitch that everyone hates and she's ugly on top of it She has Elvis Presley, sideburns and J Lentils Chin she so fat. Even our eyelids or chubby. It takes for thirty seconds to blink anyways, that's not the bad part Jesus. Can this guy paint a picture of what quick back story? My friend has a younger brother, twenty seven years old, who served three years in prison for beating a man's brains in almost killing them. Then hitting a cop who was arrested him God he only get three years for that hit the cop alone. You get three years anyway. He serves this time and is released me. The elder brother is working eighty hours a week between two jobs to support himself and his mother, who is this is disabled widow, So after release young

asshole brother gets a job bouncing three nights a week at the redneck bar. They didn't look at his past record for assault attempted murder. Whatever the fuck you get sent away for anyways bouncing three nights a week. It's a red, redneck borrow egos Tampa GO figure, so I guess they don't give a shit down there and knocked up his drunken whore of a guy. Friend two times both times my friend, the elder brother pays for the ambush abortion out of his own pocket, because his Phelan brother can can afford it back to the wedding so its speech time and in the context of a bride invented a word. The contest bride, made bridesmaids of honor, gives some shitty speech about an indian tribe in New Mexico annexed and how married couples drink out of a ceremonial jug that as spout

each side of it. I think that's what it was. I was drinking and not paying attention to the sap female shit, because I'm three hours into this marriage shit anyway, the best man, a k, a inmate to twenty seven reluctantly stepped onto the stage. To give his speech I got here, we go, he takes the microphone is I didn't really. I didn't really prepare anything, but I love my brother and I am really happy for that. Was it the whole speech? Was One sentence that air a year to prepare. For last month, my friend had his first child, a boy meanwhile Rikers Island brother knocked up his slutty girlfriend with twin boys, which seek which he's keeping because it's a miracle that he can aboard, even though it Jesus Christ, Sargassum, really fucked up

in here, be while Rikers Island brother knocked up his slutty girlfriend with twin boys, which he's keeping because it's a miracle that he can't abort, even though he can afford to pay his rent. See. That's not my fault us away. He wrote that symmetrical. I don't give a fuck at this point. Let's just plough ahead, shall we say brother with a family, pays it along with his own mortgage car payments, new baby, etc. To make matters worse, he's walking around like he deserves everyone's congratulations and bragging about how is made something of himself now. My friend is basically going to support himself, his wife, his son, his disabled, mother, his brother, his unemployed futures sister in law, in their twins and thirty years old, the two jobs, whereas the justice I'll tell you buddy. That's on your body, that's on your friend and his camp

wheat inability to say no go fuck yourself, you dug the whole your sittin in it you crawl out of it all right. He's actually enabled this guy to be a complete financial. These guys, you guys not you, but him in any for anybody else around him that his help and this fuckin loser out is your feeding. His sense that what he's doing is right because it keeps working out you don't I got this does dude. I was friends with from along I'm ago and we thought we had a huge falling out, because this fuckin guy just wants to smoke we'd every day, Indeed, pizzas fuck around it, and then he just call first of all is found.

Calls were unbelievably draining. You know those people, they just don't get life, that every life is a fuckin horse race and these four every day it's a race. You know this fuckin guy everyday, horse racing. The first thing he does at the beginning the day is he shoots his own horse in the back of it's fuckin head? then you know what he wants you to, though he wants you to slow down in your horse. Come back and pick them up right when you don't do that you nobody does. He tries to pull other people off this can horse he's one of those guys. You no help me out. If you don't I'm gonna fuck and take you down with me, he's one of those fuckin guys, and then he has the nerve. Get upset with me, like I'm the asshole, like I'm the one who tells him two fuckin smoke, we'd everyday out and tell me: do that shit fuck this guy, this guy's a fuckin loser and your brother, you, your body, should not be paying for his life.

Cause there won't be any justice in Europe. Your your your friend is gonna work himself into an early grave, and it's gonna be his own fault. And I want to hear this horse shit that you know well. He loves his funeral I wish you gotta help out. This really turned into an advice and he held out you disabled mother, obviously, but don't help out this loser aright. Let him end up in that Fuckin trailer park. He so deserves to be it I mean it's unfortunate for his care I don't know what to say about that. That's the injustice, the only injustice in the story of those two twins tat. They had the bad spinner, the wheel that this dude their dad in that slutty horrors them on our right. But this brother is he's creating all this shit support your wife and your own fuckin family and support your mom. That's it! Everybody else can go. Fuck themselves are right day ago, our right under the next one dearest.

Billion. My college, Romania, has been dating his fiance for two years, he's a really. This guy SUI tends to get walked all over Jesus Christ. I have to read that again because this so much that right there's something that every I need to hear he's a really nice guy, so he tends to get walked all over. I'm not saying you have to be a dick, her right, but he got a stick up for yourself. Ok, here we go even for they got engaged. I had heard rumours about his girlfriend being a bit of a were, as his friend. As his friend and her pretend friend, I attempt to give her the benefit of the doubt. And ignore the accusations, as did my roommate Who would also heard the rumours unless she was drunk and got out of control. And belittling him, we didn't mind, reminder to

much aside for her trying too hard to be one of the guys. Ok recently again, others, one I'm fucking, breeding because he's naming all names. Recent, Ebenezer called to me: and said that Tabitha had kissed a guy at a bar. That's ok! Recently the fuckin potential groom called up to say that the fuckin is fiance, who were hey kissed, a guy at a bar and that they were postponing their wedding and starting fresh. I was just press to hear that he wasn't dumping this bitch, but whatever not my choice, at least he knew about it. So after starting fresh for what seemed to be fifth time it appeared that they were working it out. Of course, this is when things go completely off the rails, with one phone call a friend another friend who knew nothing about the cheating kiss that happened a few weeks ago tells me that a friendly his from college was told.

By his horror fiance that she would break off the engagement if he gave her a chanced just fucking yesterday? What or why can She just open up her mouth and break it off anyways the sword seems reliable, but it still jes hearsay all of his friends. Now, no, but somehow the better she'll groom, doesn't there is no easy way to bring this up to him so on up to here, any advice thanks for the podcast cast in, I told you see, perform again soon. Fuck. Are you gotta make a call here? You gotta, you gotta, decide. Whether or not you are prepared to put your friendship on the table because Why don't you want to tell him this shit basically cause you worried that he's not gonna, believe you he's gonna flip the fuck out

and then he's going to go ahead and marry this horror anyways and the two of you are going to be friends. I got to tell you this dude. It's going to make you sick to your fucking stomach to watch this guy go through this shit. Let's say Keep your mouth shut! You stay friends with them! Then you go sit there and you gonna watch this girl fuck around on you now I dont know why guys choose to do this, women don't women see a dude fuckin around. They go right to their girlfriend- oh my god, my God, hey fuck and I thought ah blah blah I may hog and they Hey I'm sorry I'll, be there for you, you can do better and they tried Fuckin for some reason guys. We can't do that. I don't know what it is in our offices. As an ego thing, you can't handle that you, girls been fuckin around, but do you gotta tell this guy? You gotta tell this guy

this girl, don't let another fuckin whore go out there and take some guy for all his work, because this bitch is gonna. Get knocked up in this guy's gonna be into her for eighteen, fucking years, financially. Ok- and just like that other guy said, whereas the goddamn just. All right. What you need, sir, is a clear conscience. You have to say something are right and just tell the sounds. They look. You're gonna hate me for telling you this, but as a friend I have to tell you this. I can't sit back and hold onto it information. I got to tell you, and I support whatever decision you want to make, and all you got to do is just tell him to fax without calling his fiance a hore. Say that just say what you know and then that set at tell em dude. I really think you need to dump this girl. You can do way better, and that said, if it gets fuckin manager, he gets mad at you and if you catch you I'll catch up with this did, but you will not have

You won't have a guilty conscience. It won't be weighing on you, I'm telling you Other people say you know mind your fuckin business. When it comes to this stuff, I don't you get in there and tell him shifts if one Bodies is gonna, marry a whore, you gotta tell you, gotta tell saw that happened to a guy. I know I saw it sought. Vulcan happened was fuckin disk. It was horrible, It was horrible and I was younger and I didn't say anything and then the whole fuckin thing unravelled about fifteen years lives. Just awful fuckin wasted a decade to have was goddamn life. Looking back should have said something, but did not did not. So I'm telling you to do what I didn't do. So, if you don't, I can't judge it cuz, I didn't. Do it either now jeez desired? Having always the next one so pale his? Why I'm right now, I'm a seventeen year old, half black half white gamer who gets add on by life a lot and I thought

I thought all that would change because of a girl there came into my life. Is a big mistake? Do you can't think that other people are gonna fix? You got sick. She self yet be happy yourself my plan ahead on July. Fourth, I met this girl at a comic book store in my area. Yes, I'm a nerd same with her ass for FUCK's sake. This is fucking Keith Robinson with stupid, fuck and ideas about football. You know this fuckin asshole tried to tell me because the

since beat the God Damn Cults. Thirty, four, nothing that just shows you how great a quarterback Peyton Manning is. I absolutely fucking give up with ninety percent of these stat watch and fantasy football fan. Jackasses I've had it, I fuckin had it. I can't believe how people breakdown games in autonomy- they just they never look below the surface. It's like what do you want I think you know what are you watch now? Everybody everybody watches game won through sixteen and games. Nineteen, eighteen, nineteen and twenty. Nobody pays attention to tension to basically the playoffs I dont get it. I just don't fuck and getting try to say that he was better than Tom. Brady. Physically

golly better, it's got a stronger arm. Can re defences all it? machetes, better all that shit, but when the pressure is on, when it fuckin counts, where did fuckin counts you wanna fuck and ice water in the Veins Tom Brady has ice water big Manning has iced tea or not. The focus is icy, even fuck that's also called isn't it's probably just as cold as ice waters Bobby get the same on ICE Cube Senate bill. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just say what the FUCK Tom Brady does not lose to the eight new charges at home and the seventy nine seven charges at fuckin home. He doesn't throw pics six to lose the fuck insuperable, I'm so goddamn sick people talking about game won through gained. Sixteen I've said it for fucking years. If you want five hundred years,

in four touchdowns against the buccaneers and November Paint Manning as your guy all day, long he's the greatest fuckin quarterback ever in that situation, the playoffs not so much it's not like? He hasn't had great coaching great fuckin people around I'm. Ok, I've had it he tried to say AIDS, it all and all those people will look like Fuckin Matt Castle. I love that he went eleven in five that year, not realising the Patriots went sixteen at all and the regular season. The year before he took over us, sixteen and eighteen and one five. Your fuckin gains are right. He was a gay manager. Whatever it do man don't throw Oh and interception will handle arrest and all these fuckin? its were watching of driving a goddamn ferrari. Was the new England Patriots that year and they're all impressed with the guy, and he gets that huge

track goes to Kansas City, and, what's he doing out there, what's he doing out there? Kansas City. Now that he's fucking drive and a Fuckin Monte Carlo. What's he doing what happened today? They lost to the fuckin bills. Forty wonders seven on fuck, unbelievable. I give up. I officially fuck and give up. I am not having these arguments anymore this year, all right, if you guys this is ok, agree to disagree. If you want five, thousand yards in the regular season. And to lose in the first round or the second round. Even though you have the game one. I did then that's your guy, that is your fuckin guy. Aright, God bless you. God bless you Ploughing ahead, what the fuck am I here? all. The game are here

So anyway, we talked Sony was on July for him at this girl. A comic book store my area. Yes, I'm a nerd same with her eyes. Good, you can audible, right off the bat like this, we talked and she gave me your digits. I called it at night, you, I know big focus, I don't know. I don't agree with that sort of big market fucking, mistaking it you can. You can call it that night Two cholera be like you still light. May that would be a big. There will be a big fuckin mistake. You call up and you call you know, I don't think that there would be a problem plus it this point. Everybody knows you spoke to wait the day. So I don't know I don't give a fuck twenty one call the first night no answer. She called me a few days later from her landline number left me. A message didn't hear from her for a few weeks after that she text me one morning and we started going at it back and forth from eight a m to nine p m. Every day

What texting are talking on the phone, and I know what that means. She told me she had a little crush on me from when we met and how it grew into her wanting to date me so the Tsar going good so far of your body around the end of July. She didn't respond. If my text, oh call their landline and her step tat told me that they were going through some times in their shores, bond to me soon. Ah, Jesus Christ, she referred to her dad sent him out to them. Already, unlike Brien Cashman,. Arrive soon turned out to be the beginning, soon turned out to be the beginning of September, so all of August has gone by right. We start texting back and forth again from six a m to seventy and because of her school, then from two thirty, two, eight thirty pm she told me she loved me, and I did that.

Say no waiting. All you guys have done his text and you fell in love that way. Oh you, wacky kids. This day this day and age. Ok, she had a party on Friday after school started, invited me to it. I saw and bill. She was beautiful, nice body, but a great personality. That's hilarious! She a nice body at a great personnel. You can you believe it? I met a few over friends and they enjoy. They all enjoyed me, especially this guy. That's, like quote on quote her older brother, ah fuck God, jeez where's this going. At the party or parents kept glaring at me nonstop and stepped out kept. Giving me a mean. Look, I polar off to decide to give her a present and she smiled and gave me a hug after she,

Would it not a moment later her parents stop through the house to find us and start yelling at us to get back to the party they polar to the side and talk with her. I leave the party and she gave me along hug and at a smile on your face, the whole time her step debts spoke with my dead. My dad's white and her family is all white. Her step dead, kept offering my dad to stay and drink beer or three then said he give him a few for the road or put him in a non see through bottles. My dad refused and kept thinking. It was fucked up to keep pressuring someone about a beer after they said no twice. Ass is getting a little weird here next day at work. She text me and said that she had bad news for me. The news was at her. Parents didn't want

to date me because they just did like me and thought she made a bad decision which I took as he's a black he's black. So now I was hurt by this. She kept saying sorry I kept telling her. It wasn't her fault. Just her parents are fucked up. I kept saying why couldn't they tell me last night to her and I went semi bipolar, cursing outer parent the text one moment and then saying I didn't mean all of that God Anyways I just found out her parents, don't want me talking to her at all and they blocked my number from her phone bill. I'm asking for help here, because I haven't felt this way a girl a while, and I want to fight for I just don't know. How could you and me is available help me out with some advice for trying to win her over to win over parents in showing I'm not

some random black I'll I'll, treat their daughter right, and I definitely try not to hurt her. Do you know what fuck her parents, who gives a shit who gives a fuck with their parents, think I would just completely if I was you ignore her parents nor their wishes and still be the funny cool guy, that you are, that she likes yellow and eventually she's got a deal, with their parents, but this is what I would get any more, but this is a tricky one, because we'd get any more emotionally in vault with this girl, because if you start Father this girl and then again her parents, rip the rug out and she says, go fuck yourself. I can't then you're gonna end up getting hurt, got. How do you do? what I do you get out. You gonna, take your heart, put it on the table here and now that it could get fuckin squashed like.

Damn squirrel on the side of the road. I if she's, my God is saying, is his heart as you like this. But totally emotionless, this girl just chosen her parents relationship with your parents over you right out of the fuckin gave you don't need shit. Ok, you want somebody who strong enough took due date, who they want to date and keep their parents and check not disrespect of thought, disrespect him, but understand that it's their life they get elite right. I don't how all this girl is by the way, but she's inner twenties it's time for her to make a break aright. So the fact that she did do that is a major red flag, Sound like a young do. This is gonna, be other girls out there. You know, you know what that's my advice: fucker, ok, there's gonna, be other girls just get out there

right and find some girl. That's gonna like you and can introduce you to their parents, and our parents are cool with you. That's good way to start off, because this girl, what you get married guilty think are parents are ever really gonna come around as they try to basically talk your dad into a fuckin. Do you. These people are out of our minds. The psycho Fuckin family are right. That psycho gene is in that woman and you're gonna breed with it and have your kid is be a little fucking, crazy and one night, you're gonna be sleep any you gonna for some reason that cave man Endangered six cents is gonna, kick and you're gonna open your eyes. We stand and over with the kitchen knife aright yet fuck this girl, fuck fuck and family aright. He renard your into comics books. You probably smart. You probably

at the next greatest computer or car? You know that you're gonna make money in life which made you gonna have plenty of fuckin option so fuck. This girl right. That's it. Actually, you be in half black ended up being a good thing. It was a way for you to figure out how weak this is. This girl is around her own goddamn pairs of tell. If it wasn't this, it would be something else for someone to be micromanaging their daughters dating life to that fuckin level, down telling you that is just the tip of the goddamn iceberg, just like Bronx Tale. That was like locked the door test and she failed it. So fuck her go, find somebody else. Aright. Or you can go after. I always the fact he said yet feels for it's a tough one thing I'm just like. You know what you walk into a right, because I debt debts, never gonna change. They're not going to accept you didn't do Fox.

They, like you, gonna, try and win them over. They gonna win you over at this point, show you that their decent people act after actin like absolute assholes euro. Which Abbe I mean what the fuck just happened. It serene are already when there are interviewer wait there both smiling ass. She must the last anyways, I let's get to our overriding underrated for the weak overheated, seeing a band you love before they get big and fuckin, sell out and change their sound yeah. That's a good thing, but that's it! That's a tough thing for a ban to do man. You gotta changes, sound. You do have to evolve. Or if you doubt, people vote, you just keep put not the same album over and over again There is a question I have you guys, what do we think the biggest.

The biggest sell out. What ban hurt you the most. You know. It can be a lot of metallic offends when you went from injustice for all and then they would understand man than they did that Bob Seeger cover. I'm sure this could be a lot of metallic offence out there. Maybe even a couple of Brian atoms fans about guy came out of the gate. You know it was option, putting out a little balls to it that song about fucking around said sadly, that is Zob did saw been. Animal never saw did a fucking Beg you where's. My girl was in the other room

love was go road. There was a good, so we went from that talking about fucking around dogma again some pussy nineteen sixty nine now is the best days of his life. It is little fucking Jean Jacket on right, playing guitar and a barn was a bad ass, Thanks are making it shiny in kind of like a mirror, so I can see the disappointment that I already knew that I was feeling because I'm connected to my emotions, I'll, always look at and remember that I did not win the two thousand Levin. U S open eggs are making it shiny and kind of like a mirror. So I can see the disappointment that I already knew that I was feeling because I'm connected to my emotions. And then where did he go for that all of a sudden four years later everything you do, I do it for you, just some pussy whipped fuckin fag right,

So lost all you lost all me guys, like me, was fancy his and then he died He lost the checks on what he did last time. I saw me at his hair spiked up and he was right. And eyeliner, and that was the last. I ever saw that guy trying to think who sold out the most That's a good cloud to think about that next week, I'll I'll have an answer for you all right, I'll, tell you kept it real the fuckin longest a c d c even sing it about pussy balls in the devil, fuckin or thirty, Five years, if you don't like it, they don't give a fuck a vague, giving another thirty five years of it. That's exactly what they gonna do. Yes, let me now. Let me know what what band broke your heart, the most about, allow you to fans, are gonna, be bitching about that.

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Pussy that I should think the woman's trophy for Wimbledon is better than the men's out of office. As I like, silver, better, it's a giant plate- I just think that's better than just how When that little gold spittoon it's just. Impressive. You know it's fuckin impressive. I like the Gulf trophies that you win the like as big as the Stanley CUP ever see like Tiger Woods is like fuckin trophy case there credible something a little ass vase that looks like they just fuckin. Cremated your grandmother and you got the fuckin the ip cremating vase cremated his the I really really loved my grandmother vase and are now I like the plates better. You can write a bunch of shit on em. Anyways We had here overrate underweight what the hell am, I ah underrated.

Being the cost? Go receipt? Checker person How awesome of a job is that guy does that. I have. Guy looks at a cart then said a receipt goes stuff. Stop stuff you can go. Is he really looking at anything. I want the job, I know I do they have a look at almost makes you wanna fuck and trying to steal something. They never do that the amount of time I've handled like you, nor an experiment like to hand the receipt turned upside down and see if they still fuckin check it off. All right keeping the peace. Specifically. This really just means Europe yeah being a pussy or chickening out, because you, you don't have the heart of the balls to follow through on something that you have on your mind, which leads me to an underrated confrontation. Or grown man, moves recently I was on a plane and the announcement just made had just been made to put all electrical equipment etc.

Away as usual. There was the one guy continues to talk on a cell phone or send emails or something now I know its, not vitally important, but It's always bothers me, but I have never said anything about it, lol, behold this time in older gentlemen beside me reaches across the aisle to call the, Tension of a douche bag and says to excuse me, sir, you are supposed to put that away now. You might think this is none of the old guys business. But this is how you, how you know he was right: the douche bag basically, had a minor. His sees fit packing up his cell, phone unnecessarily loudly and then holds it up. The guy and says: are you happy now grown man one. He sees fit douche bag, zero, yeah! Absolutely absolutely! I agree with overrated? Turning a fucking screwdriver, I just replaced the stereo all six speakers in my car, all by myself, added take the part, the entire

dashboard or remove the door panels to get everything. Modifications had to be made. Wires, re routed and God dammit. I did it all myself and all by hand with old fashioned hand, tools, no power tools, no professional installed. It took almost twelve hours, but that beer and that cigarette, I clutched him my greasy hands at the end of the day. Never folk and tasted better tat is a great feeling. You know I'm about right, a poet trigger on Fuckin buying an old mustang, and I was actually on Youtube learning how to fuckin change, break pads, The fucking caliper, whatever the hell, you call it the rotors and all that type of shit and how to breed bleed the brake lines and all of that I've already imagined the fight I'm going to have with Nia when she lets up off on the break and let air The lights went all over the floor. I suppose so you may go yeah. They underrated,

they history Channel show how the earth was made its on Netflix right now. You know I gotta check that out overrated. The book genesis algae, ok, videos. We got some great Youtube videos this week Ah, Here we go out. Weird is drunk kit ever. The sky. I can't really explain what he's doing he's basically sitting on a giant keg with a saddle and he bounces up and down it's it's there's no foot pedal action on it. I don't know what it is. Golf coach pep talk Press conference is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen in my life worse, music. Video of all time, you just have to look at this fuckin guy's face. I don't just. These videos cause I'm gonna, ruin them for you. These are all funding away.

And I know we had a bunch of other once F fuck me did I copy and paste it to the wrong thing fuck? Why do I do this? To myself? Are our seven minutes in hang on a second kitty, guys, hey we for second, my next big on Libya. Thea will turn theatre on September. Twenty third, twenty fourth in boss Massachusetts all shows are almost sold out. So if you want tickets plea for the love of God get them now. Forever hold your peace with a flock of these other Youtube videos. Wait a minute we go here. We go! Hang in there, don't hang up, don't hang up where the fuck are. They all have I'll hit a year ago, dog. Well, Comes dogs welcome home soldiers. This is something I've been watching. You gotta see this one that we have this. This soldier comes back from Iraq.

Log hasn't seen em, obviously, throughout his whole tours two dogs and he comes walkin in these dogs, lose your mind and my favorite is one of them. After he's done, jumping up and down The other one still jumping on the other. One is just sort of walking around randomly near the soldier, not even lookin out just go on like this. But it was almost like. He was like going I called it. I said it. I told you I was coming back. It's fuckin hilarious fan catches, a baseball. Fifty four times in a row he's gonna forty fifty game, forty, fifty four games this guy's got a ball every single time. This is an amazing feat and it seems like this. Guy really is in need of some pussy adults taunt little leaguer, I didn't mean it. And into that that's also fuckin hilarious, transvestite Knox out Who does this is one of my favorite once this guy just looking for a fight, you know

walking around with no shirt on like flee from the red hot chile. Peppers accepts a bully, he's, not cool and die doesn't realise that too. I don't know what the fuck this transvestite did. Boxing May I don't know what, but this fuckin guy, just Knox's dude out its phenomenal. Ah, oh and I think, I found the theme song for the for the Monday morning, podcast by rubble bucket The name of the song is came out of a lady, the fuckin horrible song, but you just have to watch until she stopped. Say it like that changing tyres, while driving you gotta check that one out. Some of the best driving I've ever seen. It's Fuckin Parsons drive and on two wheels cop preaches Jesus loses his shit. I think that's about it that supply gas for this week when a little bit long, That is all, everybody? I hope you guys have a good week.

And please, by all means continuing to I hit the donation button on the pod cast an eye. Downloading the unemployed cast select. I am lining up a police officer for our former police officer for the next Monday morning. Podcast select, and die. I am opened to hear about any crazy guess. It's you know who have crazy jobs, just something interesting, but here's the thing they have to be good storytellers, please don't bring me any duds, because I swear to God. I am charging ninety nine cents for this are not fucking over my listeners, so I record one in its socks. It's never going to see the light of day a right, that's That's a package for this week, everybody I have a great we go. Fuck yourself, don't take any shit and also I will be at the Dallas. Now the Improvin Irvine on

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