Hey, what's goin on its bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday September, forty two thousand fifty what's goin on our eye, I know what you guys are expecting they're, probably back to me. Do why talk shit about the patriots winning and the Steelers crying about the the headset, so whatever the hell they were crying about this week like it? Why does everybody you know a lot about? I in France, they never bitch about the patriots. They just beat us all. A rusty fuckin sit there cryin every week, any I'm not gonna, get into that. I have a very partial guest here, one of my favorite all time, comedians of all time, but first I have to read his raising intro here Brian Regan. Everybody is going to be performing, live it radio, city, music, hall, this time ever in the history of comedy central briny mines will talk at this point of already said

I mean I'm specials. Would you guess the comedy central has in their mountain awhile LT, I probably quite a few, but an eight million yeah, seventy eight million. I think that's why I'm gonna bet on the over I'm gonna say it's nine million nine million. I like that nine million special. This is the first guy who's ever had the nerve to take a stand of special, live on a comedy central and he's going to be doing it see. If I can answer number. Twenty six at nine p M live from. Where the most legendary venues of all time: radio, city, music hall. Me I'm looking to hope, release, you guys, like you know, five stars Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Dennis Miller Joe Rogan Patten, Oswald thought the Mark Marin, the who's, who We all love you man, you are you, are you ve been? What's it like to have better comics comic for a quarter of us

century? It's a huge, huge honour man. You know when I can audiences laugh is great, makes you feel good, but to also you know The commission's feel, like you do, the right thing that makes you feel even better. I know fun in this project is going to be tortured. You you with comp, compliments that it goes out and my very senior. What's it like the alleged Ryan being led, you say right into a bombing story. Let me, then, what metal, legendary? Now man, I've been doing this ship for twenty three years, I'm old! Now, I'm in old man now I know that every time I try to do stand about and silver like I'm not saying the kids, it's just. I definitely feel like Wildman. I feel like that that generation gap, but you you ve, been like sense started for those

People like unfamiliar who'd been living under a stand, a comedy rock like like Brien based really goes out and for ninety straight minutes it sounds like a yet is landing how hard this guy kills and he never even and unlike me, you could be the more pole. Opposite me, you'd, You really think you say heck now sure We say that ok, but still out, and that d, some hacks and some dams, but to Joy ACT is like air tight. Like but can met. No one could be like you know, he's just die, he just what he's writing perfect jokes from outside I hate to torture with this, but there's no other way to go with this renown. Salute master you're very kind were incredibly kind, and I can't thank you enough. This no icons agri, like Then I remembered you going I remember night when I first started had lining. Late nineties, the legend back, then, was when you

looked Brian Regan. You would do to show in one night and you would do to completely our plus told we clean absolutely destroying sets like you had like the aim set. The basement you're like did those always is this urban myth he's got to know books. Therefore, I feel that one per show at one second show he's doing. They literally guys got two hours and forty minutes of a level material. I called it the idiot in the oddity, those the two, the two shows they were two different one hour shows and would go to accommodate club for like a month. And and I would alter them and the idea was if somebody came out and they liked what they saw they go while he's got another one. Maybe we'll come back and see the other show as well. So now that come about, because back then, when you are coming up like you had to be like anointed to do it special were nowadays you just need somebody with the camera and you you can put it.

However, you wanted like back in the day. Hbo had to say, like you know what you're one of the six people that we're picking this year or I have become, central is really make it too many specials backed? And so I was just wondering. Did you like you, wrote a special at that point. Did you just say to how without you keep writing like how did you end up with that much material at one time actually? Well big. Just because I you know, boys, China write stuff, but it came about because do remember one more starting. Do the one man shows like Rob defending the cave man. You know they would take a stand up and then kind of I get into a little story with a beginning middle and an end and make out a few laughs. You sit down behind a desk. Yeah I mean really hungers is great in, but there were a lot that we're just I kind of repackage stand up. You know, and

bored telling me what you should do a one man show you should do a one man show and, unlike I like stand up, I like the way stand up works. I don't wanna know I gotta, do a joke and have a serious point and then walk this age, and since I have a tear, come out of a dramatic lighting you're so funny, I'm totally relate to that, because I've had so many people were like my dream was always I just what. I could sell out improves. That was the dream. If I could, if I could just go like I like to me when I was starting out when somebody said. Oh, I have a gig in Houston this week I'm in many Minneapolis this week like to me, there was nothing cooler than that, like this. Guy gets to get on a plane in fly people know who he is and he gets to go in they're back there was you get to where the sport called ride. You get to go out to be a committee. I just thought that that was the cooling ever and I don't I feel, but someone whenever you could have liked

greatest special lever, another always just like any tv. Any move like first it's an always looked at he's, got this wording, or stand up, is really respected by people but also looked at as just like this stepping stone into do like I don't like a sick com or being some sort of Acta. Something like that, and now it's just. I always start like do. This is the thing this is. The thing we'll be the thing I can't get fired from this. I'm always gonna, be employed in it happens in real time. There's no cut, let's go back and do it again and you sit in a trail for fourteen our here. It's you know that there are only a few people who, like it as an end, result and a few there. A lot of people love stand of comedy, but yes for a lot of Bullets a stepping stone to get in acting, they get into a tv show or movies, and that's great but like it as it is. You know, and you know people do.

Always ask about the thing you don't have. You know yeah I did. For four years. You know people coming to me, you know have ever done and I'd show or whatever and no one I hadn't, and they now and I haven't done than usual, call J. There is no doubt the very the four. Here I was working at the comic Strip and for Lauderdale that I was at work in the kitchen you know would like could burgers. They would let me go on stage at the end of the night and a guy, emerging after show and said running, danger is playing down the road at the Sunrise musical theatre, because one go down there and open for him. Instead, it is like, like, took, is made it just know where the theater was like. I just walk down there. How is it tat? I wanted it that way. So I just.

Erin, I opened for human and easier to show what the apron you set your neighbor catch a year and a garment club. I could go down a road and open for Ruddy Dangerfield danger that suggests but you know it's funny in a way that mentalities, how I got news business we speak as I wanted to be a comedian. I didn't dare say it out loud, but I know I didn't think it was possible because it when I was think by doing it was which is like the lady who started the early ninetys, but the Ladys. I first started thinking about it There wasn't any you tube. There was none of that crap so to me, I was in Massachusetts, show business was three thousand miles away. I get just seemed impossible. And then I was working and allows this guy. He was just going like do one of these knights and he, like state but where it goes one these days I would take a shot at Jack. Daniels can I go down to an open might down the street? You know and just go up on each and all of a sudden. I was just like of wild

you can just do that. I thought I had delay of my teeth. Captain who don T like I had no idea. I did so. I always thought I was having a panic attack when you think about that. I got thank God. I worked with that guy and thank God that he said that and he took out of seeming like you know, like the milky way away, he being like made it like Al Gore Othello Street, Did they did that guy ever do it because we worked together for such a short time. I have no, I that's the only reason why don't I tell him that story isn't people a decade? a daughter who would have to be like this, I'm so you never banker Hampshire. You know my poor love and his wife and kids dog is totally happy bonuses to me. He didn't do it, you didn't live, so he must not be happy when I, when I first decided I wanted to be a stand up. The only comedy clubs were in LOS Angeles and New York. I was, college, indifferent, Ohio,

and I knew I wanted to do- stand up this furthermore, what use is nineteen eighty this go way back, and so I knew I wanted to do it, but comedy Not yet you know, exploded arise only in those two cities, so I was hearing up to having to move to New York City. I'm, like I didn't know what was going on, so what I thought I had to do and ninety two you actually had to do and eighty that's what the yes and then I back down the South Florida, which is where I grew up the Miami. Harold an ad in the Miami Harold Furred Grand opening for the Comic Strip Comedy been Fort Lauderdale. It says sister club of the Miss Comedy Club in New York City open my night. Monday night, my down, like it could not have been more beautifully perfect. Like I don't I don't move,

I moved to New York City, I can just fill up the car with gas. You can go up to four Lauderdale and try it and so became so much more attainable. When I saw that add you know, that's where I started. That's a may the eyes very similar thing item. I made a new year's resolution and ninety ninety two that at some point the calendar year of ninety ninety two I was going to do in open. Might that's how like shut down and shy? I was I was so nervous about and the second I said that within two weeks in the school paper- the Emersonian which Emerson College. It said next comedy. Stop I had a contest. It was an ad fine, Boston, funniest, college student Y, know thing we're just just pack the club with a bunch of drunk kids relying drinks watching their friends bomb. So I immediately I bought the paper. Money had been free. I think I came home school paper if he was free,

then I brought it home and I just immediately called the phone number before chickened out, and this is why I remember somebody kids from Emerson, signed up that they actually gave us two nights. So I supposed to do one of the end of a sudden, the last Monday in February, and then they called. They said they had overflowed? You want to do the first Monday in March, and I was like ok like just to put it off and then I hung up. I felt, like I pussy doubt and but very low similar thing so yeah it's weird how things will leap out at you. I mean that you know We have all the ads in the world. You know for faster it places in hotels and that for that. Come to club like jumped off the page. To me. It was like holy man. There was just there was just perfect and then I went there

nineteen eighty, so you went down there, so tell me about your first when you went on stage well So they want they want to do to get their early to draw numbers. So I had to make the hour drive out still have when my parents in Miami and make the hour drive up there and I get there of six and now you're gonna, try it No, if I may have told my parents- but I didn't tell any breakthrough inside well, nobody nothin remain as they are more at this point. I want to go up there and if I bomb nobody's gonna know there's till the day I die soon. You seem so quiet doing this. It I'm just getting dressed up and leave in the house, so I go up there. And they were like twenty comedians- that drawn numbers yet drawn numbers, your time slot. I don't know what any of this meant and I drew

ass a good number. You know I had like a sweet spot right in the middle right after the drawing all these other open makers done it before. I guess it had been open like a month, came up I'll trade Ya'Ll trader trade, you my number for your number and All. I knew, as whatever I was holding, was valuable and I wasn't traded for nothing ice. You know I'm like they want this time, I'm keeping it so I went on and what their dead three co headliners. It was very weird and then they stuck the open makers up in the middle. I went on right in the middle of the show, and I just completely blind doubt on stage- is complete way bowed. Blind could not remember anything Do you realize that walking towards the stage when you got up and turned and faced him? What and was I had every word memorized I had hi. How are you down with you in a wave of everything

I thought I had hi. How are you written down in memorized? I want onstage and that's that this time. I realise how bright these lights are like I'm like Wigan out there can't see us all, and then I I to say, hi. How are you in the microphone and there was feedback, I was too close eye when hi. How are you you know now, so I did my first ad Lib Why are they learn? One thing I don't wanna work a microphone and got a laugh nice and then my brain jewish shut off I'll catch. You didn't. You know why, because I had memorize hi. How are you to the next thing and one I ad lib? No, I was supposed to go after that, and so they laughed at my ad lib you nowhere on out of work, a microphone they laughed I'm standing on. I could I blanked out blank blatantly blank how long before

I stood there for about ten SEC would seem like nine years like an eternity, and I said well, you're not gonna believe is folks, but I forgot my act and they laughed. And I said not on arms, I'm serious and they laughed. It was like Twilight zone thing labored, you learn and honesty works, and I I started to add libbing about how stupid I was for not being here to remember my act I went to this is great. I spent all the time and Effort China figure. So then- and I can remember nothing eulogists off the top my head and I started killing and I I started killing rolling about how stupid I was, we were able to enjoy. Killing. Are you so I enjoy? Did I I knew enough to go. All I want is laughs. You not. I mean

and I'm just wing in it being open to talk about what an idiot I am out. This drive I made and other stuff memorize and I can't remember a single thing, but a barber and I crossed of at least in my mind, up over an open might do that's crushing and then I said well. I can't see myself ever remember any of it so good eye, and then I got began if I was a great stage and then like the the Headliners, one of them came up to me and said that that was a routine about how you pretended to blanket I said I have listened to pretend they said you really were wing, and that was again, but I was like far, and did he say you should definitely come back with us? port of guy. I forget who was when he was a part said it was really funny and also what was Wait for me is that my

next time I went. I remembered my act and just ate it. Areas, but I had the memory of knowing how to make people laugh from the first time that just kept fuel in meat. Just keep going back and truly think would happen. If you just did your act and that first thing didn't happen, you completely aid, did you haven't you think he had an Anita keep coming back on. You know. I've talked to other comedians about this, and an eye, what's weird to me, is that much comedians. I talk to say that there were very first time on. They did well no and then Didn'T- do well second time a third time and I wonder how many potentially good comedians out there if they go well and desert hell with it now, they're working depot Yeahs crashing it every day guy, I've ever met my life and they

You know, and I truly wonder how many people just had the bad experience ago. I need this like only to HOLLAND ahead, so I now because the first tat first My first tour. I did next the talented and went ok and then I did stitches comedy club and went did ok and those of both com, because but the first time we did a room that wasn't a comedy club. I told the story so in terms of progress, but it was jack. Lynch had this room Kelly, something rather it was some and I went up and I and I absolutely just ate it wired to wire said on the microphone jack, I'm baling. I said to the host and all the crew like a collectively, we weren't like disappointing? We wait and I hated myself yet I remember, but I say it never dawned on me to quit. Maybe it is because I did. I did well those first two times, but I just never

I was just like I or what can I do to avoid that you write that awful feel and again, but it was forty one finally started getting a little bit funny I he was doing. What are your mannerisms and people kept given me shit on you steal from Brian, the second three years in the world like nor not your little, your crouched that you do, I was so influenced by Yucas eyes. I had seen you like for small everybody with We cannot when you come into play next calmly, stop and ever was, two brine Rica's come here, her brain rigour and- and I was like suitable coupled to I've. Seen you a couple times on tv is like you, gotta see this. I'd say every comic in Boston was going. You gotta see this guy knows I'm doing a dick dorothys rooms. I shall give a fuck. It finishes that and drive in here and I came in and I caught you. Second set. I still remember you weren't a red button down short, you went on stage and you killing so hard like you, not people I ve been tears away like fallen into the Isles and stuff

and it was just felt like you, ve got me the first big comic like travelling comic. He came in followed all the Boston, heavy hitters, because you know that used to love sitting in Nigeria. You know some legendary headliner, all the local references in them feature actually trying to area and an you went up totally clean and it was a common of watching you murdering and then seeing all the comic said I respected. Like turn, until like audience members, and they were doing that laughed like like love and stand up and be like FARC. Why didn't I think of that? that's when you do, unlike the prescription lens when she'll in training and all that it was just. It was an amazing thing and our- and I appreciate it- I was so influenced by that that I started doing acted out. I was doing I was doing like a little bit him when I was going to punch line. I would like drop down and it took me. I did that for about maybe eight months to a year. I was doing that and it took me about seven years to get that stink off me.

Nice team of rigging stove rig. I was just like two eyes like I was to use it. I don't know what we're we gotta learn from southern. We gotta watch it yeah, it's just a huge honour and thank you so I was actually I was doing you a little bit and and then I they. Fortunately, I guys, like you, know vast and Norton Patrice and all of them. They teach me out of it. We have used all sit there and trash each other going. You know what you're doing their way to their eyes to temperature, he was doing a little bit of French Sanford when he was going like energy. Can it can do like that thing with this, so anyways you man, I don't wanna, let thy very. I appreciate the good words yeah. Well, look, I won't imo. Torture anymore complements battle. So how did you come up with the idea? to to do a special, live and minutes. Well, no San about coming central does a lot of special

with comedians and I've done a couple of with a couple with in the past, and you know I just I just wanted to do something different you know you know what I love about. It is the thing I hate the most about doing. Especial is afterwards when you have to watch the footage and edit and look at yourself and listen to yourself. I've always for the most part throughout all the specials. I've done done. Is I just whatever show felt better? I just go just take that shell in whittled down to whatever time any cause. I don't want to sit there and look at ball. Shows that is twice I don't. I don't want a fucking deal with any. I hate it. I absolutely hated. I voted the way I do like a term paper, so in a day, so I was thinking about how you're you're not going have to do that. You're, just gonna go out you going to do it and it's done. And then another think too, is like your time. Comics tourists a special where they only have one shows. If they don't have any budget you clean,

We are now at this point you can afford to take two four six shows. If you wanted to you're only going to you gonna. Do it all in one? What is the game plan you got going in that is far is like Is there? Is there any like mindset? sure going into before that, like I've ranges garden have a good time. Some shit, the bed universe it and ploughed form what you gonna? Do it we're not gonna wanna over think it. You don't owe me like On the one hand, I just do not want it to be just like any other show. Did it just happened to be some cameras in there and some people out there in denying world watching it. You know, but same time. I I want to have a couple of he's going on when talking to my manager, I call it takes as one idiot one in the audience that you know wants to, were you know have this. Be moment, I can't watch golf. You can't

golf without a guy in a teacher I gotta go in it is go cheese. Did you really that starved for tensions. We gotta go home and listen to yourself. That was me. I yelled go in a whole catalogue and they all say it to take. It can came cover something original interest. You know it's just so I have this little fear, not a big one, because my mother, my audiences, are pretty. I'm cool you know but x one. Eighty at any audiences like go out can be live. I can do something that right, I can get some attention for myself so, but then, something. Then, if you trash him, then it you did what it would What that would actually do is it makes it like really unique as far like if somebody were to do that, then you were to trash from, even if where to kick him out like live on the thing I want to talk about this too much of a you have a great crowd anyway, to give anybody any ideas, but.

Actually the way you look at that. You know what I was trying to think you know it's not like. Whenever I go, do is show. Do the show why the wire- and I don't screw up any jokes- you don't owe me just when you recording it gets you head, like all my God documentation of that joke. I flood this word and it just like you don't care when the king resort there, so I would think that you just go to advocate. This is just a documentary, Michael Format, of this, our on this and this is how it came out and indeed is, go out there. We have do yeah. Well, it's been a while since have recorded an hour. The last thing I did was about five years ago, and that was a cd I get get antsy man. When I get material I want, I guess you know lotta people get material and they go while this is what I want to keep doing it towards. I gonna wanna. Do it anymore? Yes, you do Zog wow. This is really good

Romania, so I want to wreak I like to record it. So it's there. You know, I mean if it exists, but now I can move on, you know that Thing I'm really looking forward to is this, material that I've been Juno kicking around for the last for five years, and for it is nail it down and then and done with it the week after public gotta be more fun for me like just starting to play around and get it back into some differences but I am really looking forward to it, but as far as the two joking right right now you hate me. I actually think- and I am now you hate, but you just so sick. I tell him you like. I can't wait to record yes, so I'll just be done. What I start our bumping up to that and I try to resist it and fight it and then like as soon as I start feeling that way, try not to do that bit for a month or two. You know out so that when I redo it feels fresh and this the challenge because I'm coming up on the special and I need to have it in bones, yeah degree, but not so in them.

Bones words like year machine up there. You know me in on a stuck the funny I know so I arose I was no, which ones sub just see, I don't even realise how much I hate certain jokes by the end of them is when I- one wants. I do the special is just and naturally the ones you as a union and make the choice the ones you hate you just now we're doing again and I always think, like la manner The really hated that show must have really been sick and doing that thing. But it's funny from to me is it just like in your normal progression? You know you come up with a bit some new thing in your excited about it. Now you know you have your Hitler straight up. Here's some new. I wanna get two years that relatively new. I want to get to a new look over that before I go on stage, but have a list of the bits that I'm dropping the fall away. Did they you know, there's something like you say about your subconscious that just goes I've enough of this work and it's just got

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Would here when you came here, is one of my favorite comics of all time. He's he's just the best and he's the best nicest most humble is fuckin guy ever absolutely love this guy he's more brain region. Emma back, so I got was got wanted to tell the story. You know one of the cool things it was the first MIKE. I really got to hang out with you in an army. You, plain ass plain: the comedy works in Denver one of the great all time rooms you're playing like that: the United Centre, the Pepsi Centre, or something in Denver you primarily the avalanche play for some shred rocks with a greater on Iraq's yellow You two shot that video there I get like I'm believing. Eight thousand cedar, and after you did, you show you still took the time to come in

and catch my late show that point. I don't think I'd really wide met you a couple of times, but I never really got to hang out with you right before I went on so we go they just so. You know you know better Regan's hanging in the back. It came in and want to check out. You sat and it was the most ridiculous honour I leave it then I was thinking like don't. Fuckin The crowd, like you did. Ninety five he's doin me we're going out the word as you well know: I've: U Yoke Healthy! We ended up hang out when you were so complimentary, a nice guy, and also something that I love. Would you like me. You are over forty, but hadn't quit drinking. I can't stand people that just can't can't fucking handle alcohol. Moran should talk right now, borne like I shouted down everyone's while for like seventy seventy five days and about time is part, guess comes out on me,

like day seventy one. So it was funny in the middle. In yourself, that night. You said that you weren't drinking said in our own drink now or something like that. Second man we're going to have a couple cocktails after the show, and they to the bar afterwards in his head? I know you don't drink getting anywhere. They hold buddy boy. Now is my rig example. If he's ever a drink, I gotta have a drink of rigging. Fuckin way, I'm not doing this, but I just take time off because I feel Like one of these I cherish about being a stand of comedian. Is the free time that I have to pursue whatever the fuck. I want to do either just sitting on a couch like right now, Saturday we're taking his taping three college football, which I probably won't watch until like Monday or Tuesday. I just love that I can just have a Tuesday there. If I want to get up at nine and have an english muffin and then just watch,

three college football games in a row like I'm some assistant coach, watching game film, like I get a break For somebody, I just love that I think that I can do that, but the deed. Dark side of all of that free time is I go out and get hammered. Never I want to add. If I don't watch it, I will start drinking again like When I graduated high school, I just meant, but like ten days after I graduated high school, my mother just walked in classic her just really stoic in right to the point was your father and I think you ve done enough, celebrate was all she said that was always saying: good you're, a fucking lush and you can end up in the gutter cells rating I mean I was gone out to like, like two three four o clock in the morning. So funny goes out. Always young, I will go and I will be actually fuckin hammered. Invite thirty. In the morning, I was at my warehouse job unloading trucks at all. To do with me,

at a time when the road coach came and he like one of those sausages and then it just sort of levelled me out now is fine and somehow I still had a flat stomach was fuckin idea, realize how lucky I was back then. So that's that's why I just go through periods of I just sort of shutting down to me. It's like guy it so once every two months thing you know that guy I know the night, then I'm gonna be able dig. Crazy, and I'm careful and I'm not driving, and I know I know I don't have anything to do the next day I mean like its plan. You know when you're younger age is wing at you know about it, but now it's like it. It's in my calendar I'm getting rather than twenty eight, the hours around you know I was a bigger say once every two months you shut it down going to like what do you want? My drank? Oh, my god, I'm unless a mess, but I got it. I don't know

Like I go on the road with my bodies, you know those guys Jason Liar Jabbar Neck, just these great guys that I got the rose, whatever your piracy, their part of that that wave. That came probably couple ways after my graduate class in thy they're, all disguise guy cigar smokers, like not of sporting events, and all of that, so it becomes like a stand up torn a little bit of like a bachelor party kind of five minutes. Of course, the hookers in the blow and sharing out weed out blue or it's pretty main street, it's all above the board legal stuff, but what are those funny thing is. If we get to the point like none of us will be active, we're not drink it tonight, we're not blah blah. It just says something about the chemistry of all of us, really in the end of it. Free time that we have that if we just end up having absolutely annihilate some of the worst knights of drink it we have. As I do,

he didn't, I shouted down. You're gonna hit hard last three nights, and today we do the show we get in bed we hit the hope we fuckin, hotel, Jim and then we're on the road sounds good yea and then all of a sudden, like you know like its hosting you'll, come off be like and they ve got someone here. Yeah and advantages that my lap and as we're doing it, we're laugh just lap and ourselves It's like a game of chicken, because I I have three different golf weekends. A year with brothers, friends and adjust guy golf weekends, and marry the gulf, and that sounds ass. A man who we govern a day. We play taxes, older midnight end and it I've got this bus You know that. Can we use for the guy

weekends and it's kind of cool, and sometimes we have a long and a cool. It's fucking us is its core. I've got forget, Hammer, Texas Hall them again toward us. It's kind of cool I gotta poker table that was made to fit in the in the bus. So we can play taxes hold him while we're Roland. So anyway you get an early. You get on the bus early, sometimes seven a m! You got a long haul to get to the end. Like twelve guys and it's like he was going to be the first one to crack of beer of etiquette everybody's like having coffee and trying to look I dare say in a normal thing: Orange juice, returned Magua normal yeah

an hour ago. I Budweiser and the next thing. You know twelve Budweiser open areas because they have the first cases I may get about why there is somebody start learning and in five minutes later there and in the second you do here it open. I gotta get the last one I less run. I did I did with partner. Can we actually had we action the hotel, Jim, like every day. This is what I knew. I was drinking too much. I had a kind of shut it down. I was getting I'll fuckin Lee and shit and now we have this thing that we did every day that we kept. We worked out, we came out a hotel. We went under the bus, we had one blood light and we knew you just can have one but like, as we show when you know we're all the guys. You know if you have to drinking and after nap for nine hours or you'd have to keep going and you can go for, like twelve hours you drink to, and you done so we would have warning, because I knew I was just having the one I would like savour it like. I would just be like soup,

like I was you know we could you stole your dad's first beer and it was like one highlights other funds, a fuckin, but light. Ass. I think I think I could figure out to make that a path for our vision. It was so fucking cold in delicious sitting there and they had a little tv there on the bus and in just set them we would always put on like sports. There was something in it was in the hardest things when you finished was not in the next ten minutes to grab the next one found it. Ok, if I just get to that ten minutes and grabbed the water I started drink in that whatever their chemical need of again and let's have some more than I would kind aware off, and I was able to do my show, but it's something better. But I had my my brothers in some. Their friends LAS Vegas where I live and they were on their there on a Gulf weekend. I live there and I was able to join them one night and it was one of those nature. I said you know, I got a car

for us. You know under. Please call me out one of these now yeah lighted for that shit. Man now be fantastic, that's really annoying algae slowly But when you want to, I don't play taxes, although I don't golf I'll just be that guy I'll be the guys you guilty is open. Your beard designated first beer over here, so we go out and it was my. U knows I got it, I knew I could let loose. You know. I didn't have my kids. I didn't have to dry Bubba. So, one of those deals where you wake up the next day and your like gonna quite remember the end of the evening? I swear, I look, I know we tell them that struck. It does but I'll you're gonna say, is good really worse than I thought my shirt. I had a button now that I had won the previous night, lay on the floor next me under bet on the floor next to the bed. I pick it up,

there's a tire mark across the back of it? a little welfare I made you took literally, I don't know how I got there like that car goodness me over, I mean I'm I'm alive, I'm in bed, I beg you, went a little welfare and they need to literally a tire mark, and I had to call my brothers and go. How is a tire mark, a car, tat bag, my shirt and they told me that we are given in the car and that my foot hit the curb and I kind of like tripped and fell my back underneath the car and, like my back, ended up against our dire. They remain us having to pick it up and put in a low momentum, a damn thing: well under underneath the car, not in

what car not on a car under it fell under it without moving. Now you sound like a possible it's a trick. Shot coming up occur button. I do said I did some weird kind of flip around and then ended up with my back opinions. Attire am, I did I should go home after that. Those were year lines. Yeah I've ran to get home. I what Giotto Rosa another one of my great drinking bodies, he's got ways gonna body of his back home. You know you have a beer and a shot which is one of my favorite ways to start out You know me just sort of set the tone His body calls it bingo Bangor, which is the greatest they never to me. He just go. He came showed up my time here too shy to bear in Jos. Just going like k when you get Goin on their using our finger. Bangor handling like a single thing, is one that I thought I would think bang always the would be the shot fingers. We know very well

You know that you are a bearing on the bare ass, I would say, bank open I, was trying to rewrite. Out on the road. This guy a bunch of irish car bombs? Ok, that's you drop it. It's a big thick black stout, here in a big glass. Let's not get us. Maybe if you take a shot of whisky and you drop the show glass into the beer, so the whisky in the beer altogether, and then you chose the whole thing yeah. I irish car bomb well, I got the name wrong and then the next time I was in a city, all these guys get it was Philadelphia and we all want to dislike kind of cool rough Philadelphia bar there. And it was this guy who we had done, the irish car bombs within his friends. So I'm trying to be like a guy

I thought it was a mudslide. I thought that which is actually check drink. That's all China and everyone who wants to do some mudslides and my buddy, who was When did the irish carbon little likely to help? dawn and unlike now, and that now I dont want to back down and, like you guys, don't wanna do mudslides like I keep pushing it and there are looking at I go over the bar, Mr Big big, big ship, bartender overhead, seven, seven cinema slides mudslides set up its children. Next thing. I know we're doing like these late cream shots are, they all went with it because they knows a comedian and they were like where the system this guy legs. I guess you know that they didn't wanna like undercut me.

My friends I took me so I know what the hell are you doing here, man and I went to this- what we did last time, because that's all car bombs. Man, you that's all we encourage thing with you. It's like you're one of the smartest guys. I know what you're always say: I'm a moron and alive, and I would thank you just always seem Ogilvy socially Encore, and you know it. Derosa did there when he was in Boston hanging out with me. We we did this shows over the other Wilbur and afterwards all my my fucking knucklehead friends from high school. My great friends. We were all drinking and in one of my party's was really talking to De Rossa just sort I hit it off. He walked and he walked on me once boy goes Dodinas. What's up with you, because what's up with your boy I go, Nobody wants money goes to go. I just ask you know what for drinking he wanted a white. Russian goes

it goes do it, I'm all set what that guy, so I'm lap and think it he's just breakin his balls later on in the night after we gotta leave and our lab. When I got you rose you not some areas when you ordered that White Russian, my body was breaking your boss. To me saying goes dude, I'm done with that. Guy and Joe just goes is always start talking. We were taught people arrested fucking, who is dead, serious, which killed, because that such like a Boston thing we're like like debts to that. That alone I measured fillies the same way if you were to order like the wrought like someone just like this guy, this guy's cool and then all of a sudden. You order you order hoping that just a little too fuckin solved over right, you're dead to me mudslides, Might I should get together with them? Will do some mudslides, some white Russians? Might white russian chaser no Bangor, Bilbil, bingo those

the sugar, savory sugar, salt or something I let me let me make sure that by promoting I'm sure this went by an as yet my new food for military, before I get out of here, I do want to bring this up. Do we have to talk? the time when we decided for reason, I'm I'm I'm gonna say was my idea that we were going to do is show together. You know The course was was I was like. Not only is this guy the funniest dude ever He also likes to drink. I have to do a weekend with this guy, for I knew that you are playing like these giant places and I was doing clubs or whatever and sounds like before I give a shit and then you would like why don't we just do a club? You know doll. Excuse was for us to drink so like Why? Don't we just put just do a club, we picked Cobb's Kommeni Club in San Francisco, and it was just get over charity for charity in ITALY. We go, we won't even make any money. It'll just be an excuse for United hang to get together and drink, and I was I was gone on first

we're going to go on second air. And that's how I found out about the Saint huge charity, which I still donate money too, and it just seemed like such a great idea in our heads. It's like ads. You know, I'm completely filthy, totally clean they're gonna, get that they're gonna get the total stand. Ups white guy pendulum here and we went up there and I God stage and your crowd was looking at me like one who is angry. Leprechaun, I would say, on a scale of one to ten, I give my set was about a fork and then you go on stage on border regions, gonna go at least rig. I felt bad as I outlined a kind of bond in front of his crowd. Everything and then you go on stage. I myself it was you will kill her and then all my more on friends fans are sitting look if you like these every minute he has said fuck, yeah yeah, I didn't feel like I killed either I mean I felt like, like you say,

I've did fine, but I think we both did like to do. Fine, you don't mean fine is not what we want. You. It was like for a good cause, but yeah. I think it was like the two despair it. If that's right word audience Vega gap. Yeah and I remember afterwards sitting in the bar. And it was sort of like the elephant in the room that we didn't want both wanted to address that we both just sort of did fine just sort of sitting. There was ruining our night sitting there drinking and fire. You brought it up. You just like, like very three. Is it because I say so what did you feel about Gaza? I don't think that went their good and then we sort of stared in their little balls go like you do what the fuck was for charity like we said we have to be there. We always get like this for a second. I we just started laughing and realise that there were two big of a gap. It was a noble cause. He knows where to go. That too, is. I think I forget what and the

already ended up being American Heart Association or something like that. Their light that we did the Saint Judy It was one of those two. But I remember layer answer society, something, but you know weak directed my manages, I've has contacted them that we were going to donate all the money and, like they don't say yes right away, which is why to me, they're like well, who are these guys? I'm nice right, you know, and they want to know a little bit about us with its economic work, work giving money, what we're we're not asking you for millennia and it was like You have to figure out how to give the money away, but I think that was because it was probably the way things. Nowadays like if, if they can associated with somebody controversial or whatever they say, Donald Trump, the week he said you know, I guess, and all Mexicans a rapist as he was saying something to that effect if he was to donate them money like the blow back

go into them like your accepting money from unknown racist and enlightening we're trying to cure cancer yeah, probably around we shouldn't abroad that up now I was great man was usable and I am, I thought we had a great time that night out so cool. We'd like to have done little better mechano areas that sets the still fuck it bugs me. I think you said that I set like do you understand. I want to fuck it be her right now, I'm workin for free. Can you do it? Can you give it up a little, but we should do it like the up, The extreme like I should performance, the year crowd and then I'll get a one at a time and you get a ten out of ten and then you can perform in front of my comrade. Today I mean we need somebody to feature to kind of soda bridge bridge the two worlds: David Felon

It is unbelievable comedian, unbelievable joke writer but he will out of nowhere say can't onstage. Maybe I don't know how you sports February. I like sports, but I'm always reluctant to SAM a sports fan. Because then I immediately get hit with a question I can answer. In my area with dolphins fan, I like football, and I like Gulf, you know it's a great deal about you come out of Florida. Florida has a bad reputation for comedians, like they try to say that a bunch hacks commodities and then you're always to go together like fuck you they, like Brian reading, it always name three. I forget the other two hour, but every city, I think cottages, has three good once every state. At this point we have in desire the top hundred right comedians you get fit. States. You guys are you gonna do damage state who are the two from road

That's funny everybody's got. I was delighted to hear the conversation toward sports because I've been defending my new England Patriots, as Dave literally become like the fucking Anti Christ. The Anti Christ, however, however, is supposed to say it just now. At this point we just after the nine million thing that we ve been accused of, of course, just accused nothing is ever been proven other than that we cheated for one game and two thousand seven. Where we filmed the jets ran about People like well, then you're suitable championship shouldn't counts. I gather should because It wasn't against the rules for us to be doing. Everybody else was fuckin. Don't we just ignore them and which shaded against the jet, so we got read it out by FUCK man, Jean other than that has just been a bunch of fuckin. Here, say it I was just open. You would either one hundred percent agree with me or one hundred percent disagree with make and we get to an epic. Are you

in the Gulf to watch tennis it or did you see, Serena lost she last year, then that is devastating to me. I hate this, why hey watch and Tennyson Gulf? Those are the two most brutal. It's all on you. It's like do its duty And up on a late night, talk show if you go out and fuckin bomb its Nike there was somebody else is just a hundred percent. You rain, try. Keep your emotions and check that the first I'm actually set, and I watched a goal. Tournament wire to wire. I watched the masters in. I think two thousand seven It was when the wheels came off with with that Kenny Perry and watching the whole thing room for this guy he's never one. Eighty one is first major by the guy was like three fucking holes away. The we'll guy, I saw his kids go from tears of joy to two devastation like the guy.

Died, and I later heard that he, when he lost he didn't talk to his family. I'm sure we sent a couple of words. He just got in his car and just started driving and I remember, being as a spur It spread so upset that I actually sat and watch that happened to a fellow human beings fell horrible. I felt like I was going to get an execution watching and execution almost you know, but I mean there are similarities between then what we do. You know it's like you have a horrible set somewhere, especially tv, but at least the least you can play the crowd on some level. You can stand here, Granada TV, but in gay calmly club. Ah fuck you people, you can do something to try to do something. To give me some sort of you're better than I am minor. Victory to digits have to sit there and and and as people are commonly

who don't nearly would never have the will of the skill to do what they're doing. Basing their guy. We also just coming off right now, you can see is he's just here. Really upset he's perspiring just sitting there just giving play by play. Nobody like You bombers comic as bad as it gets. There's nobody giving play by play. Doing that. Three signs steered a thing as you do want it. That's all I'm saying so. I I like Gulf, I actually love tenants but two, I like watching somebody. I went to the hours in France she and I went to the yard. The french open finals have a source, to see Joker which win, and then he would have one on all four all surfaces and he would have become part of this short list, any one, the first set and after we want an aching. Looked over these coach. Any fuckin did like that that Tiger woods this pomp and I was like our mandate. Dial did he's fucking dial. Then he lost the next three straight man. It was just

It is great to see that were rink guy when his first one, but that's one thing that. Is so great about. Sports is, if you do when a championship or you do when something you have that Eureka moment or you can jump up and down and celebrate and hug people jobs, don't have here now, line in the sand moment at you know where you can go now. You gotta work. Ninety five and you do what you're supposed to do. You don't have some moment. We just jump up and down on your desk. You know We, therefore they should do that for people every Friday when it's like

for fifty nine and I will do that. One may have regulated like they used to do in the Boston, guided, let it would be good for the ten people, gotta goggles on pay and knowledge shed. Hope again like we did. You know we had a good week at work that my actually be morale booster, especially if, like some shit, fuck a job. I think that would be a great idea. You have your week, you weekly count down man. You said everybody home in a good mood. Absolutely What do we got? We gotta go. I wrap this thing up. I do some more advertising here, but its it spent an absolute pleasure, as is a fan of Art of stand of comedy to watch is much, is your careers? Is I've seen its? Actually, you know when you came out of the comedy store. Conniston comedy works, that is still and always will be one of the biggest highlights in my career, and I will definitely be there what what

the date of one year I it here. I got September twenty sixth Saturday, nine o clock is in time- and you know what time it will be on all the other times owned, but nine o clock Eastern on comedy central. You're the best man. I've stand up comedy special ever first live special on comedies HBO has done. One like Seinfeld did alive special in each be oh, but this is comedy central first once that it's incredible. Thank you. It's incredible: hey, listen man! I think you're great I've always loved year. I've always loved your perspective, liberalising cursing drinking no man, and so I just wanted to return the compliment. Man you're, that's why we wanted to come down to see you because you're great by April, it that next time you are boozing, I don't play Texas, hold them or gulf. I learned the Texas god I can keep it on the course hit me up to us.

And apply it I'll. Tell my wife from doing a corporate give just a just war, for then he Monday afternoon. Please do it in September. Twenty sixth nine p m on comedy central eastern time to watch their first lifespan of commerce special with with one it is a means of all Brian Riga. Thank you so much for coming all right. Thank you. Bill.