Hey, what's going on, it's bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday September, twenty fourth, two thousand and twelve. What's going on Oh, are you how how's your little Monday doing? Where are you work any cubicle young treadmill, did you call in sick? You do that did you have the right sound and your voice smiling Ah, I learn what happened last night. I wasn't feel so good he's fucking piece of what am I doing. I changed my case is Michael, listen. A job is fuckin stuck in the sole automate, but I dont have any other financial options. So now I'm gonna keep working there, but not today about that and I go fuck yourself a c on Tuesday they'll be great. If you could just be that honest still somehow earn a living, somehow

What can still be asked to come to work? The next day What can you come in here? Early, some kids about some of the insubordinate comments that you made? What is that Word even fuckin mean this Subordinate means independent thoughts zone. It is so your thoughts that are outside the green or the thought that we told you to have your not having any more and that that concerns us. You are always a guy who was thinking what we were telling you to think in the past and suddenly you're not and that concerns us and that concerns or so now. You just went from the yellow list over to the blue list, and the next list is the red list and those people go first. What's up, I'm talking about FEMA camps? Yes, I m at something I looked up three about those fuckin list that they have.

I was all I wasn't fucking Rien about. Did I read about my just watched a couple, a Youtube videos about it, you're funny about the Falcon world order. It makes me chuckle about it. Is it's completely on paper? It's totally fuck unnecessary. Come full circle. I understand why I'm gonna be eliminated. So if anybody enough I can hood toto whatever you know, if you listen and then, while you're drippin, fuckin hot wax on a goddamn maltese falcon, whatever the fuck you doing in your weird ass little ritual, I don't need to be re educated. I get it. Just get on with the killing, you know. Are we really going to a death camp by playing a banjo with a fork tune called I get it. Now I seriously,

Was Rinaldi's shut about their know? How in the U n that, finally, addressing talking about the population problem and a lot of people will come not with this shit, where they just like? Look, we gotta get rid of night. Percent of the population? You know to do it in a way that, like you know,. Does it make every other fuckin genocide? Like look? What am I trying to say here? The only way you can fuckin do that? What are my trying to focus Jesus Christ, okay, so they go out if over. Just has one kid from here are not we get the population down to like three and a half billion by twenty seventy five. But I did what the problem is is like most things we just treated it like a term papers to fuckin late. She got other people like now. We got a fucking, you know

the people there actin, like you, know the host of that horrider show where they just like throwing out Zol shit. I think that that's what they're going to do. So I guess if you want to survive what you have to do as you gotta up what you bring into the game in August. You like me, and you kind of like the human equivalent to stock and newspapers with a dead cat underneath it. You're gonna bet you gonna be got out the fuckin window. One thing, though, that you choose: I want to die, I would you do it. What are you don't? I would lay either. I would like to focus beyond some sort of bungee cord that goes fuck instead. Up and down? It goes side to side and I just swing on it. They they bring me back a rubber giants. Slingshot just get shot to that.

Tv cowboys game you're, like a modern, a football game. You know no one, Gonna die, but I set it up like it's gonna, be the start, we're going to go over it off and I just horrify. Some kids will be my last things I bounce off the turf or next to Tony Roma, People have been alone all fluctuate. This is the shit I'm thinking about. This is the Monday morning. Podcast everybody. This is the uplifting M M p. I about eliminating ninety percent of the people, the world's population? Is you sit there? Ain't no fuck any Clare. Who were one already who had a fuck any clear this week? Who would cause? Who each have spoken? Declare you'd autonomy. With that fucking God Jews in the middle of it, I mean it like it. Wasn't disgusting enough, you gotta get like a donut facial, that's gotta, being like one of the union,

the low points when you just have like total, like just self hatred, I would think, is of fat person if you just bought a dozen eclairs when you polish off, like the eighth, ninth one, if you had a big fuzzy beard and sullen your moustache and you look like you're in some donut Bukovsky movie, you just get it. It's gotta be like that. What happened I used to climb trees, I used to do wheels. I go back to allay tomorrow. Man, I had a great we could Carolines. I want to thank everybody, got two more shows on recording this Sunday afternoon. Before do my final two shows, as you know, it my voices. Little froggy get off. Screaming like a jack S all week. The problem is the sensation open enough for me. You know the way he's screams as a feature act. I go there's a headliner and I have the yellow the more now we ve been

the time. Is we given each other shit about each other's acts? The stuff we don't like about it and both of Iraq's got better Europe. Our friendship suffered a little bit on a creative level, but I think that the end of the day it's a nice day. I know a lot of guys. You think why did you just have Joe come over and do the fuckin podcast, because we drank so five in the morning. That's why? Ok, I just thought of a common courtesy. You know friend of friend When you drink with some it'll five in the morning, you don't ask them to drag their ass out of bed. Come in on your part, just for absolutely no fuckin money. Do you not to me, although I bet, if I put a couple of eclairs down, I bet Joe would show up you know I'll fuckin Soulis Joe Eric what else fucking Damn jets, one! I don't have a tv, so I have no fucking idea and watch. It looks as if the dolphins blue that one so that their children, one I figured The time you hear this, the patriots will be one and two

pages. You can be one of those team off that those jerk off sunniest p. I'll be like it out. I thought a patriot, then I gotta be taken which tube gotta be showed up tomorrow. We'll do the stats, firstly, a woman whose Gore, like forty eight point, one shut up you fuckin nerd. You know, you know what I want. I want well spoken people who actually played the game to tell me what I should be so can I don't want to listen to somebody who went to fuck and journalism. School are right and was in chess club telling me what what what Tom Brady's gotta be thanking. You don't owe me fuckin grumpy, I don't know what's going on, I want to talk in football game last week, so I'm MR patriots blow it against tamper bay. I still have then my tv, you, like that echo in this apartment, these partially furnish department. I have.

It was great about an echo in a roman makes. It just makes you feel like you're, dressed in a bunch of people. You know, I think I could give one whose political speeches were those raw things today that a prosperous- and we hope that this package is defined by the choices we make we reached across its current takes good Richard. Well, I'm away! No, I thought if you just sit and staring at their shoes, wait for that fact.

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from the wonderful or when I programme he's like a comic book nerd, except he's using the guns and instead of talking whether the whole could be Captain America? He talks about. The lovely NEA everybody hang on a near a almost done record. The Pakistan require it back, but I see that I was a little white life not almost done only for contaminated. That's what you gotta do. That's what you gotta do to keep her relationship go, and you know you don't tell big lies, but a bunch of little. What's gonna be, there are five minutes later It's all that lie. I absolutely yes. I was listening to you. While you were too

about how you're my own, why you can come in at me right. We ve all done that shit. I did this morning so much more fuckin sports. Nor am I just wrote down all the fuckin teams that I've seen people seem to be interested in that other. Well, who's cables, kid who others fuck sports nerds, where the hell is it here. I only need to see for more professional tubes. Fourteen more and I've done, I've seen all the fuckin baseball teams, I've seen all, but I've right Aubert for football teams that I'm gonna see three of them in the next four months herself, so I have one more their hockey. I get three more see Ottawa the hurricanes in the lightning wise known, is oh gee, Ngos who the fuck are you going to those places Ottawa

you're half way to Toronto. The hurricanes in the lightning assistance is not going to happen in a basketball. I got that already south another fucking Missy have the grizzlies, the Bob CATS, the fuckin magic, I never go down starts right, the hornets at the spurs in the sons and then the rat There's really, I'm gonna go all the way to Toronto to go, see a fuckin c b. Eighteen, these last few we're gonna, be rough. They're gonna be rough and dumb. I wonder: what's gonna happen, I finally complete this goal and migrants, hi, five myself for going to all these events by myself as a rather sad when you think about it. Even

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I have to give a shout out to the sort of like dictator light that they have his name Bloomberg, yeah DEC you know who legally, you can only have two terms in somehow he got around it and he's in his Fuckin third term basic, He's gonna leave, discuss down beyond mere when he's got them ready. His mother, Fucker he's, taken away. He puts in the middle of the street in Times Square, down Macy's, the old, Harold Square Right, militant Ryan. Harold Square, die than on all these other fuckin streets AEGIS lets people kind of park. In the second line over from the curb and then the other lane is like a bike lanes guess he just doesn't want people driving around anymore. Either that or is aware that the world population is going to be reduced by ninety percent and he's gettin a jump

just go unlike what we don't need, all these fuckin hint You don't need all this shit. You know we're just puts sheets were put some Sanchez right, Num Lock in Times square? Maybe you know something, maybe he's trying to warn us. You know, but warns us they're gonna kill this entire family. So these are the little hints these giving us these little things they used to spot. In money to stay and offers to give us the hint that the extermination is come rope. See? This is this. Is why near so good for me and I want it when I'm around people- and you know you just have you have great- does this value become the Unabomber you just spoken hang out with yourself. It only takes a good eight days. Eighty slowly go nuts. You start it is Thinking about what you think about you think about dying thinking about that shit, as has just spoken.

You know will great by watched and football. I could talk about the absolutely nothing to talk about. I can just About the fucking bear walls in my fucking apartment here, because we have sat with me by just broke down and started crying here on the package. Would you do that? Always something for you major came by with some of the cities and performing in next year next year, baby. Would you like to hear Would you like a list of some of em? I got levies received some here that I haven't been tuna. While what do we got here I've been all of these fuckin cities are. Finally, maybe gonna have a Vegas night that'll be I want you guys, come and see me in Vegas come out there you, boys, get drunk get a fuckin high rise couple occur All girls luck be a lady to night put on condom! That's right!

and even after words, you jump in the shower and wash your crotch real good you, shut up just had her blow. You are you fucking nuts, where'd you go inside who fuckin knows. What's in that fuckin good citizens? I have to close the windows. I can't do that people have kids in this building. Outside this water is Poland Spring water that was probably bottled nine years ago and put in a warehouse, is absolutely fuckin delicious. How do they keep the algae off of it? Do you know my five? A fuckin numb I've, a waterfall In my front yard- and I know you think and Jesus your house must be amazing- it isn't in need where's the water founded this little. Do she it's like it somewhere between like a fuckin bird bath, and

Then Jesus would washes you don't wash, maybe your feet and bright human wash his feet, because I would I shall be doing something for himself which he never did. He never did any. For himself. He did it all for you and thanks a lot. Not appreciate them. If you turn your pages, I've gotta go to church day. Although she gonna do that. What am I going to get up to fucking twelve? I do that if we want to laugh disguised going down there, remember and then I'm gonna go to some fiery fuckin grave. That's what it was felt that this was stupid, glorified bird bath, the colony fountain. And I just for life me. I can't keep the thing please, because algae all over the fuckin place, Goddamn mosquitoes lay an exit, So then I gotta go out go by all this fuckin poison in the water. You know,

It happens in some other animal caused by Ngos are well look at the goddamn water. I think I'll have a drink, and then I fuckin whacked skunk. Or a raccoon or some other fuckin nut varmint intact. Only those things are varmints. I know No, what's his face you sent me SAM gave that will give that word. A bad name why she is a rabbit considered a vomit. Maybe it is just told you know of your hair. You are a mammoth, I didn't know what form it is farm and like a racial slur for a mammal does outward mean midget in their worth. Hosanna, like a skunk possum when Elsie Raccoon It was all varmints like a year when you're a redneck or a serial killer. You know that's what you start with Shepherd. Next, for the most part they stop at like Elk. Where,

you're you're serial killer? You keep going, but I don't think you work. You weigh up the elk. You know I need you. You kill like like an adolescent bare, and then you kill a fat person. That's that's still! That's that's the off ramp! You take my fucking minutes of my. What am I talking about. Jesus twenty two fuckin medicine. Can I can I put out an EPA this week that good. It would be great if somebody has to fuckin question and NEA and then I could do another almost epilogues and then I'll fuckin splices back on, like Romilly, attaching a limb would that be phenomenal. You can't believe the shit that I watch this week on you too. I watched them about some soldiers. Come back for my rack, talking about all the horrible stuff, they did taken their metals off, throwing them and then take the shit

enough up scant rap, my fuckin head around tube too much taken. Let's thing I needed to watch football, I need the little Breton circus, as the owl expression goes right. Whenever the people, a writer revolt against the king, they set out some bread. And they sent some tumblers down there and some people to tell jokes and everybody gets should face. Their bellies were full of bread and, unlike the kings, are right. Well toilet. At the castle? Immoral, maybe set down a couple, a harlots. Is that what they did or did it might remembering, like an episode of like a game of thrones, honest are watching that show. I watched a couple episodes in that little kids too. So fucking, evil man now is like a whole, not a level liked that children and corn that yet another little bastard

Is there anything more heavily than a kid in power? You know, I wonder if they get whacked more than an adult. When a dodgy, actually you can you at least think that maybe they work to get the job. But you know when you sit there, take a fucking in some eight year old kid off with it spoken voice hasn't even changed I have to learn how to scream properly on stage fuck a voice gets like this. Every goddamn Wickham outlets reach my fucking advertising. For Christ's sake, these they can get that ain't right. I get that before this thing. Slowly, Peters out here Don't you think about it? This is kind of a nice which start the week. I feel I can feel

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but you're, not you. I note with something that you can absolutely believes that I can't find where the fuck, the questions are: the Goddamned Parkhurst, where there is a Pepe, the mine in New York. I completely forgot about when you walk down the street like a fucking angles and get you know when you walk and behind someday. The triangle? Passengers are walking too slow and they they serpentine down the sidewalk psych there there either doing it on purpose. Can equilibrium is off he's one of punch him in the back of epidemic go left, they start in life. He cut back right. When you do that, fucking, evil, exhale, a fucking ear and its startled him. If it was a movie, they a bag and a great free would roll out, so is a great thing, great visually movies to let people know that their character was startled because they dropped bag of fruit, and it's always roller bore fruit, never banana. It would just fall there like a

I can receive or off a goddamn phone and then also how, when you walking down the street and lovely Ladys come in your way and is not enough room for both. Here. You start to turn right. You start to turn and she doesn't turn at all, but she's a goddess. You know it's just. How far do I gotta take this genuinely think one How come I have to adjust my body, one hundred percent, you don't even didn't I'm fucking Do they just like stare straight ahead, the new Yorker, this passiveaggressive fuckin move that I would do. I had no use having a bag. You're gonna be out for a while. You know you drive a car Seagal. You shit like a fucking I pack I'd have its slung over one shoulder and if somebody was not going to get out of my fuckin way as or more than even making an attempt to adjust their body as they will can buy me, and I gotta do all the Fuckin movement right like this unhealthy fuckin relationship. What I do is right. Is there about re to pass me? I'd, have my bag,

on my right shoulder their on my left, what I would do is right is it go and buy me? I would turn around and look over my right shoulder turning my back and why making them with the bag, and then I'd immediately turned around I'm sorry about that. You know totally fucked in passing. It sets out. That's all I handled that shit. Because I wasn't man enough to just punch, the face all right there from a lady, a bill What kind of sun do you use? I unfortunately dont really use sons. When I do you that I don't go higher than fifty. You try to use when I use the one hundred it's so thicket, like pulls my arm hair off. It feels like glue. Are you now son a hundred feels like low, but I use fifty thirty five.

But the key is you gotta wear a hat because you can't put sunscreen above your eyes as drips down any gets off stingy. You know I don't put on my face too much. I got. I gotta be Edna hat. I think I'm all right. I don't know this your question. We just really saying you're a pasty, mother fucker now I know you use it, Your fellow redhead was that what you are I'm a lady roommate a bill, huge strand of the show I wanted to see. If you have any advice for this situation, I found myself in a little over a month ago, I moved to Phoenix and moved in. The friend of ideology: go up camel back mountain, yet that's a fucking, great hike. You gotta go up that one somebody dies up there every fuckin year, which always cracks

to be like alone in the wilderness, why you can actually see buildings in the distance scary, so frustrating the ugly ass back road runners A little over a month ago, I moved a phoenix and moved in with a friend from college, no real problems there, but he did have a female college. Age roommate that he got along with so we ended up setting settling on a three bedroom, our rights to do to check she's already like a second just like fuckin, reverse threes company. Girl. Another model, where were you will again as a member of a fuckin? America was just like that. I say simple. I guess it's pretty fucked up there now just too young to notice that Nepal, nickel whether gives us Do Baden, Larry's upstairs fifty years old, fuckin everything that moves Eric. I only know a few p

bill in town and my work schedule is growing. It makes really hard to meet to too many people over the course of the week so you're setting up your excuse. Why you're already fucking your friends friend aright, we're glad I can't get to meet people. Why I propose. We want it's right next door, I get a body, I get it. You know discovery channel. Does the lion go after the toughest, a zebra, the fuckin wounded? What are the little baby? One the one walking around wherein the fuckin juicy shorts, sure by now you ve pinpointed the key word in the above paragraph female. Yes, I observe yes, I have so he where this is going myself? We here we all go out get slow be jalopy drunk and informs me that she broke up with their boyfriend of five years. Wonderful,

of course I do the generally thing and factor paints out. Oh yes, of course, I do the generally thing and fucker brains out or flop around like a dead. On top of her it's one of those two once I'm done, I, I go to my room and we don't mention in. We don't mention it mention it in the morning and it's not, at all. Ah, I had the Allah Lou. You saw all it's fucking great. Would you guys look down on me if I told you that I was just jealous of this person right now

fuckin perfect in the hardest thing is going to be for you to not fuck this up. For you not to develop feelings. Okay, you know that's going to be a hard one, but if you can somehow do it, you can somehow keep yourself separated. You know you could just say it would be like if you like, stamps dot com having the post office in you, fucking apartment you get the postage apartment, and now you have this blow job machine. Also their minutes. Tremendous euro. I got to do is to decide what what kind of food you're always go: when our foreign, you really like you, buy that applying speed a penny maker or a fuckin cappuccino maker. You got that stance, com in the blow job machine down the hall. When I tell you let it get the unofficial package call it a life

so anyway, he goes work. We ve gone about doing this for us you weeks now but sense. Ever home during the week, she works during the day and weakens we don't exactly see each other and when we do, we we literally never say anything about. It are hint added at all at dude? Please don't fuck this up. Please don't fuck this up. Ok, he says question being, as this is the first time. Something like this has happened is. Is it bomb waiting to happen where all the crazy is going. Come flying out like the arc of the covenant or she just rebounding and I'm the free and clear until I settling and find something else, keeping Keep in mind that Jesus fry started and go to church today, as dive rose and Israel from the.

He did it all for you. There is no way for you to thank him. Would you give us much my keep in mind? I've never been accused of being good. Looking she's pretty cute with a grade a ass honour. Any advice is, initiate it and I guess, go fuck yourself. Ok, aren't you did the right thing. You know that a great situation and you don't want to fuck it up. You know this is active, Time I went deep sea fish and I got a bite. I looked at the dude next to me, my don't write. What do I do Let it run little by little by little. We knew we get it right, you don't shaping our. So what is your question? Is this time what this this is? Ok, This is the wild card that she's a psycho pushing sheep. She would have shown her crawlers by now. I would think if she was a psycho, you know There would have been some sort of you now

you work so much. I don't get to see you when you're sweating you more than I do that you know fuckin, in your arm here. Doing something. Fuckin annoying some sort of annoying sort of touching right Sophia? and on that he's totally pointing out the vibe that. She's. Basically the mindset it's this thanks seems like it's exactly what it is. You know. She was in relationship to five years five years, man, she's gonna decompress from her right. She takes to go on, get hammered, get fucked and go to bed and not see a dumb ass for the whole week are right, keep at it that this is the deal you don't ever bring it up either. You don't have a get up here, just keep it. The way it is. I know she's.

Barely talking to you, you barely talk to her and he just have fun with it. And this is another thing you do all right have fun with this shit. What are some things that you always want to do with the woman and you haven't done yet. This is the guy. You? Do it with our eye and she's gonna probably do if you took her, she doesn't give a fuck about, which is a great thing, but you have, Sir, is a fuck body. Congratulations. This is your first, This is what men dream of theirs What men really want. That is what we want for Christmas. We could just have a fuck buddy. Somebody was clean with no diseases, You know and somehow then had this pill, they could give you that you drank yet I owe you washed down and get rid of any sort of fuckin guilt. It will be perfect, but just

Single due to there's no guilt saw my thing is: just don't don't open your mouth and fuck this thing up. You got a great thing going. Ok, just keep what you're doing and the other thing I would correct. Is this whole thing where you say you know: I'm not there good. Looking a guy, you know work on you, the state she's, pretty cute I get off, but far got a nice ass one. Would you go fuck and do some to it, but not during the week no fucking during the week you focus on your job. You have a grateful in time. I know what you know. I guess eventually, if you do meet, somebody restart bring em around there's, but there is a potential but you just gotta nip that shit, but I guess she met somebody that your light Jesus this year. I didn't think about that.

I first first things: first before we even get. Over to her. I mean did. Whole new can worms here. Do you have to be cool first and foremost, a right, because eventually you know If she made some other, do you gotta make sure that you're not going to flip out so do not divide of any feelings for this girl. And the only way you can develop any fields for the girls if you see or want to fuck and weak and you banger. Ok, You don't wanna know how many brothers and sisters she has right. It's like reservoir You guys should even know each other's names. Don't you name to be a fucking. I don't know you name yet on you. Don't you want that right, you're, fucking, Mr Pink or whatever she's Mr Blonde or MRS blonde sorry That's the only you gotta worry about right soap and I've learned just better

fuck it up front. Nor so, if I get some new girlfriend, I would just say What's up, The deal yams single, I'm kind of bang in my fuckin roommate once a week. You know we don't you know, sort of a flock body. Think o does that make you uncomfortable I welcome this relationship is gonna work because you're already uncomfortable me now got feelings for you. I wouldn't keep rang and our, but you know I'm not taken it off the table after one fucking. But the Applebee's Jesus free pussy, that's like free shoes for you right up. That's all I can tell you: do you can't control her who gives a fuck dude someday, you gotta be fifty, and he had to be married and she can be better. About something you if your lover, yet some point you just can be reminiscing. Don't you know what my life was? The greatest was when I had little fucking God, damn three better apartment

All I had to do was make this amount of money a week, and I had some chick once a week. Would just fuck my brains out and not talk to me for the others. Stays goddamn dream you got, the dreams are right and I don't know. But a joy while it less ok. I hope I answer to your question I really do you're a hell of a situation, enjoy it alright go down to you. I am jealous never by the largest bottle of fuckin water, bring it back down at splashes in your face, all right next. One here you know was actually just think about that whole new world order thing The world order, since they they're gonna, get the population down to fuckin. Ninety percent. Now you guys a flip Anna, and do that do you know does the whole world just all stinking somehow,

The world leaders all finally agree our eye. We're all doing the same thing, starting today, we're all gonna kill. Ninety percent of our citizens like. How would you even begin? How would you even begin that endeavour? We just knock, and the door, a guess, guess who's, not on the right. Let's go my pack up your staff, who gives shit. I ploughing had here it's getting a little too comfortable bill. My brother and I live in this house and regionally. He decided it's ok to walk around the house in nothing but sweat pants. When he comes home on pretty fat over the last couple of months and its prey disgusting disease. Euro giggly? You mean jiggle

Harry Stomach and tits around. Well, I'm trying to watch tv or work at home, the also I'll see what to do. Even though It's kind of a piece of shit. He's it's easy type that would get mad if you confronted him, and start wearing almost nothing at all nothing all the time or worse. Somehow. What should I do well on an reticent called dead, put your shirt on and off first volume. You gotta. Do you gotta get over this this whole this whole fuckin, fair, confront you dad you just gotta get over just confront. The guy and if he starts work around his baby, these you guys just sit around you and your brother who assisted us ridicule just start chat and Tabar shit tat about something- and I want to tell you.

You know what did you just say I haven't you do or maybe just act like you give him a compliment. You insulting and we just comes walkin industry like TAT, And then he goes to fuckin respond. You do just sing that song that doesn't exist. The eighty day is fucking, walk away. They'll! Listen to! it's gotta, be greatest set of Harry tits I've seen bought up up up a double you noticed, are making songs up. All theory is all, thank God. You know, thank God, It is worrying that I wasn't gonna get to see you half naked today. This is awesome. Could you do me a favor? I know you ve done so. Many wonderful things to me is the only way you can get fatter. You know Can I buy some rogaine in just you know, have used sprinkle it on your fuckin Joe

so you could be even more sweaty and herring and fat. Could you do that for me that lets us? You know you any consideration for mom whatsoever. She must have been attracted you at some point right Are you so fat? You can't even where a hoodie just just do just wrote the guy Erika. Let's forget plough ahead here. You want to do that, but some old school jobs are those your text, Your second deep adopted do just fill it in turning old friend into girlfriend right waiting. I read that one policies in order to build the parties would we like yours and me as if possible, thoughts on the site Jack, you want me as she's, not here. I might be time for another little. An MP epilogue. If she's up for them only in time for Dana happen

Oh, what I'll do another one you guys like the last when so much here we go, there's a girl, There's a girl, I know where they hipsters goal called county, but due to twist twist another free dvd for everybody knows that song, but I won't want too many flintstone fans out there. I was the bedrock song there's a girl. I've been friends with for over a decade now we met in college. And for about a year or two back then would have considered her one of my closest friends. It, was not reading and he does not even listening to what you're saying you mind if I go back, is this guy? What are we doing here? There's a girl. I've been friends with Rover DEC. Now we ve met college for about a year or two back, then I would have come. It at her one of my closest friends during whole time she had a boyfriend. So I never thought about making a move and lack the confidence to do so. Anyway.

Ass time went on. We gradually lost contact until recently. When I found her on Facebook did you do that to recently when you searched on Facebook, as you were thinking about you just said that would have been so much less creepy. Until recently, what I found her on facebook- or you kind of soda am. I have listening to what I'm saying. I'm sorry, sir. I'm an asshole anywise ploughing ahead and we. For the first time in eight years, We live in the same city, so I suggested we get together and catch up would she is enthusiastic about going. It is going to and sometimes soon now for the details About single and thirty years old, she has recently divorce, no kids clean break with little or no drama, she's the full and honestly one of the nicest people I ve ever met back when we were close. I was ok. Looking

extremely skinny, and shy. Since then I put on about twenty five or thirty pounds of fat and muscle distributed. Eddie even like, like disguise honest, looking much better. That is boosted my confidence. My question. She is only know me as the front zone guy, but does eight years with no count. Erases. Yes,. And do you think I might have a shot with her yes and then advice about how to go about and how to act in what to say on the night we catch up would be greatly appreciated, thanks in advance PS one They may be an issue here. She never peace. Does she. After I suggest, hit a catch up. I checked out or Facebook page, and it turns out that she changed her set status from me. It's a single only a day or two earlier, but a real. Life she said: she'd been single for a few months.

So that was inadvertent, rotten timing on I part. Hopefully I don't come across as tactless. Opportunistic douche bag, now George you're fucking over can that unless she was sitting there watching her facebook page everyday, like a fuckin day trader waiting to get through that divorce, then the treaty, but other than that. Out of your good guy, solid goodbye, anyways arts. What does your question? Ok, yeah! Do you A friend zone anymore, your whole new guy, ok you're, like the you can also get up yet to make all we got some fuckin, yellow bird on going. You got some confidence, you do we have a shot with she problem. It was Dayton Assholes back then in one he's going to them through that shit. She was probably thinking you know at this. I'm around? I'm gonna get a nice guy. You know I should have got with. He was the nice guy. For some reason I just never fucking blob of blood. Here we wish scotch good friends. She probably had

conversation when she got to the part which he said that we were such good friends she class both for girlfriends hands in her hands. You know that for some crumpled up tissues in her lap as they Juno shoes get through her divorce or look at me paint a picture. I think you're in there. I write that down over this shit, ok, because you're acting like this girl's already, the one you know No, I haven't seen her in a year, so just walk in their fuckin and have a good time, throw your, on the table and ask her out she's been what's up, sweetheart the fucking window of the last decade, her cup more drinks over here sorry, Dick jokes into the park. Sorry people, that's what I would do. You're funny make a laugh and always works.

How is she looks good is allocated, look great giver, nice hugger, some, you know if she goes for the hard give her a hug. Oh my god. That's the big thing when you walk in, do not fucking shake your hand, do not shake her hand, dont go for the Haug not a good hugger, but do not shake your hand, you're, not a hugger than what the fuck you gonna. Do you gotta hugger. This is what you do fuck. It act like Deniro and good fellows after the lift ones, a hasty. Whatever the fuck was committee, you come here. You jerk, you gotta have that fuckin vibe gummy yo! That's what you do with you. That's ever bring it in your nice work and hope you have a couple of drinks in order me see what happens. Just don't don't over think it. You can end up

I can yourself up. That's the only thing I know what the hell is that I want to talk about all this week. Everybody this week Billy Red face he's winding up in New York and then going down. Jacksonville floored Jacksonville Florida gonna go down, there are lots of people raises some gaiters. She never been there? I think I know about Jackson, those they have the jaguars which I'm going to the game on Sunday and then they also have the floor to place Georgia there. Every year, the biggest cocktail party in the universe they say, stadium like sixty thousand people and like Fuckin, eight hundred thousand people shop, just tailgate- I imagine- make most of their fuckin money for this year sounds pretty ass himself. Some he's already reached out and said they take me shooting I wanna go skate, shoot. You know, you're, not like that. Don't you, some fuckin real goddamn Red Nicky two fuckin the drag strip last week. Why not you and Jacksonville when in Rome sort

The comedy zone tickets are going fast, everybody believe it or not, never been there. They go and fast. Maybe the yell at me- for car making fun of this city and then the week after that I gotTa Cincinnati baby. If you ever wondered wonder whatever became of me optimally. Jobs, a fuckin, mall, a fog and Strip Mall, since Cincinnati? Now, what do we got? that then I come back to New York. Then I go to Australia de the opera house. You know and They show pictures of Sydney. They got that little by little clamshell thing. They got a little club in out like a four hundred seed I'm doing now don't three three nights there. I believe- and I don't it's something comedy festal out- I'm really excited about it. Stay for next. A couple of days

and believe it or not. I think I'm gonna go snorkeling in the great barrier reef. Why? Wouldn't you. Because you know and get it by shark. That's my big thing! A guy I dont want to getting by a fuckin shark. A great white shark is written in the got out on that waters to opt for great whites, oh good, so the others! thousand species of shark. So, as you know, the only ones I gotta worry about him heads tigers. They got Barracuda out there. First of all, I want to do is take the boat out. Look like now. You gotta, take your faith in the water and see all the colors. So I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna! the dice. You know why, because people do it every fucking day and they don't die, Every once in a while somebody dies so. So why not you bill back? That's why I always come back to our gives a shit. What would you rather do. Would you rather be underwater? die in an underwater like wonderland.

Ripped to shreds by some monster aura. Die slowly, FEMA, camp smell and other people's feet. I mean just as this is no good way to go, but she going you sleep with headphones. Almost like parade music will not be nice. What do we got here? Overrated, underrated for this week bills first off get the fuck back to Melbourne again. What's with this Cindy Sidney, bullshit Sidney only bullshit, the performed. Well, I guess I did mobile and at one time there was a comedy central thing. Anyway, I have a couple of underrated for you. First. First underrated wrapping over heavy guitar rifts and wraps what guitar soldiers in them Why the hell? Isn't anyone doing this anymore, wives, listening to some old run, DMZ songs like raising hell and tougher than leather, and that shit? Is secondly, under

It'd Patrice Neil I never saw any of his stuff until we passed fucking shattered the card is elephant in the room special and it's fucking, epic, clear one of the best bully buying his entire catalogue, asap lots of cement. Yet he was was just get known by the massive see, but he was not underrated with fellow comedians. Believe me believe me. So you have you by young few by Mr. You all the proceeds goes to. Work goes to his mom, so logical thing to do, Diana Maize, unreal. I still can't talk about that. Shit anyway, ploughed ahead. The Monday morning, clock has is what its ban people fifty five minutes. Fifty five minutes, that's what you get this week as I sit my goddamn hot apartment, but you know something: you're gonna get the epilogue Wendy. Answers whatever the hell. They're question wasn't one thank all you guys for listening and

seriously no bullshit, not joking. I thank everybody for coming out to these as you know. I had eight shows here and Carolines and if they ve all been packed. I the two cities that are- or I never performed in the pact all weekend, Charlotte was all packed, and I'm here in that Jack Civilian Cincinnati is, is looking like it's gonna, be the same thing. So why you now spoken unreal unreal. You know, I mean it's one of those deals where every time you go into the club, picking your head and go online this to show where it all starts going back the other way, and you see it all away to the back. You like, thank God, Fold for another day, So seriously I want to thank everybody was come out. Die of feeling great about my new, our I'm actually gonna be taping, something for comedy central I'm doing that night night too many stars. I know That is the worst name ever.

There's just through ready. Jars was choking with the girl pop music. They said if they said knight of too many douche bag, there would have been all over body I don't know ever Delhi its book by this major guy in some guy that I should not be a good thing. If I. For the career say, you know I gotta, do it, I'm gonna jump on another goddamned plainer right now think about which bits what for my new or am I gonna burn, I think I'm going to do the Steve Jobs Bit. That's the game plan. Do that one, because I dont think that that has enough legs until my next special Might If I can tag it onto something else, I'm gonna put it out there at the risk of offending a bunch of fuckin. Nerds, who weren't a technology I Take no matter how fuckin offensive. I get the fact that you can just see through to how fuckin, uninformed or stupid. I am depending on how you use me that that kind of do not take some stay out of it right that already begun

the apology for what the fuck I'm going to say. I think I did I right there park. Yes, you guys follow me on twitter member thing I said Never do I'd, never tweet! I asked Lee yeah a clip of the the official trailer for the movie stand up guys demur back in April I didn't do apply, guess, I'm on a Monday, and it was really late and ice, and one day I would tell you. I will give you a great excuse, as opposed to all the other weeks when it's late, just because I'm an idiot one of those weeks. I was shooting those in the movie stars, outbid Chino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arcane and die. So I was laugh whenever ones like we're. Fucked applaud chance. You fucking piece of shit and I still want to be like well. I had to do some scenes with but the greatest actors of all time. Sorry, I'm late granted

You have a couple of words but his big to make, so any ways: the the official trailer if you're, if you're you sign up for me on Twitter You can see it, you just go and fucking you. Two posts can now just trying to get my twitter or, if you already listen, this shit, they need to be over there to you doubt, is redundant. That's like I have you. I'll phone number now, mascot fear home phone number. You know. I don't follow me on Twitter, about that. I that supply gas for this Go fuck yourself! I'm really opened my pay, it's going to win this week, I'm actually watching the pay. It's in a different way to share, because I don't, I don't think we're good enough Not in any way the seas good enough to fuck with the sea, although the forty nine is lost to them, today. So who knows who knows, but I'm just too excited to watch, hopefully the development of our Chant Channel Jones. I just hope he turns into a first ballot hall of Fame different

of absolute fucking nightmare for the other team. It just comes in and just disrupts every pass play just something that we, we ve never had we ve never had to close it we had, that was Andrei Tippit. You know, and he was I back, we ve had some great line. Backers Bruce gave rebel and all those guys William against you know, but we ve never had a hall of fame. I don't think we ever had. Nick bonnet colonies, when we ever had, we traded unto my Emmi, because we thought he was too small and he was like I'll show you two small there's another field season and to back to Back Superboss go fuck yourself. Thank you for the whole affair. Jacket are right that set out. Are you guys next week or fuck yourself.