Hey, what's goin on his bill bar and it's the Monday morning, podcast fur Monday September, twenty nine, two thousand and fourteen how there How are you Ah, that's good! You know it's always great too the Darwin wealth. What do you do? right now and you Monday morning how you're driving through the fuckin rain goddamn when she's I built laugh why right train clear you fuckin. When shields, you can see that awful building that you hey going into ever get the urge you just fuckin, keep drive and right buy it now, but if you dont make that left, but if you don't make that right, what if you just keep going straight but went up with you took your cell phone, he threw it out the fuckin window and you just kept going even talk anybody you just kept driving yet credit card on your right? You got a debit card. You just keep fuckin dry.

Right up over the hill right past have spoken saw a god damn place. You work at you just kept fuck and go in the Uk right now. I want somebody who do it for you, far out the fucker window, just keep driving. I want How far you get out, you can last before you come back with your bottom a quivering. Could you realize that you do not start a fire without a match? You ever think about Don't even think what I was stuck in the matrix. You aren't. You drive to work on a fuckin Monday morning. What do I assume that all we hate you jobs, maybe a love, your job, maybe maybe maybe love it. Maybe you're like a job I mean I think, I'll, take some jobs. I think that I would actually you I would actually love. I would love being a veterinarian. I don't know about that.

Seen animals and paying, but you get him out of pain, then DE what the weird owners I wouldn't mind. Some patterns I would be like Though the owners that, like I don't know They never found love. So now they love the cat. It could just be a really sad place right. I think the first thing I would do if I was a vet would be. I will try to become some sort of specialist Y got to enter through the back of the veterinary in place, and I never had to talk to the owners. You know we're gonna wanna meet, you know like I handle people who advertise on this plot. Yes, I never talk to any of us at any time. They fuckin complain, I just given their money back and then that but I knew I never get on the phone with them by advertising. Personal call me I'll send me an email and just be like all. They want to talk to you about your last reed. Do you have any availability,

we can. I just say no, I dont what about next week. I dont foresee myself being available ever if they didn't like the red. I understand it. I mean forget about what I said derogatory about their product about the fact I can't even read the goddamn copy here now. That alone. I just give a full report. There you go one free awful read for you, Sir, enjoy God, damn whatever it is your Soliloquized, whatever the hell, you're trying to sell I just know, will equation. Well, if it makes you feel better. I feel like doing that. Sometimes too, I feel like just fuck, and I don't know what I feel like doing lately. I've just felt like going away all make you know and talk to them Real people put their parents on one leg: it a fuckin to go up

their talk to some homophobic races in order that think their neighbour got pro by a fuckin alien about that for a nice changer pace. Get out there and the open robe fuckin. Over something rental car? You know you know what it is you so far out in the bush. You don't even know what the fuck enamel was. It wasn't on four fuckin legs You thought you hit somebody in a fuller, bushy coat. I don't wanna talk, and you know what I don't give a fuck, because I just have to get through this thing this week I just gotta somehow babble for another God, damn our. So I can get but my yeah I get off my day can I talk about here all last week I mentioned that I was going back to Boston right. Going back to bar form the sprig tower.

I was gonna, go back and go to direct cheaters last game at Fenway and when ended up happening was egg. I ended up get busy out here and I you know this business show business. It now when you gonna go, do something fun await him and he's gonna go do something for himself So I didn't go back Friday and I just want just to fuck a busy, so I ended up given the tickets to body mine, and ass the day. I sent him out all of a sudden. You said he wasn't playing and I gotta admit for them. First time innocent a career. I was upset with the guy was like no one of could you do that everybody went out to spend all that extra money want to pay their respects, blah blah blah blah blah. You wait Everybody buys the chick stay out of nowhere. Google for governor gave you a terrible bob. I was acting like a fan of shellfish, cut

fuck, were you wanna, do Derek cheater. Do what I want you to do and you career in a way it's convenient to me. Actually, the one that then I can't watch the highlighted the Yankee game when he hit the walk off and I was just like yeah the way it should- and why was get matter exactly the way it should end like joy. At the last second shot ground was world championship. That's how it should it ended. He shouldn t come back and played for the Fuckin war. And people say it out TAT William, set that walk off home run for the Red Sox are. Then he sat out the last three games of the road trip, so I guess he had a right to do that, but you know what he ended up come on up any ways and even pay attention to arrive. I watched a little clip of IRAN,

internet is last time made. Last year you get an army shopper Over the third base venues plan, and so I guess there was a runner and going position the runner score- to get an army against the Red Sox. I guess they gave him a nice innovation and all I type a shit. What's he wants, I read that he was tired. All the media and all of that type of crap. It's just like you know one factor this guy's been in the public eye for twenty goddamn years. Ok, he doesn't know Anybody anything if he wants to blow off the last couple games fucked it up so. Well, I'm actually, oddly sad in melancholy, that that guy Look you pity to see if it already said, Derec Cheater was a professional football player. Fortunately, it didn't still said is a professional baseball players. I guess he has put in his retirement papers, yet the file those afterwards the file those afterwards. I have no idea, but I don't know but his country as I was for those like

only four hours when he said he might not play Nobody could top the neediness of Keith Overman this week. The way he fuckin finance those stats. I've ever seen, guys so desperate for fucking love acceptance in my life. All I heard after like the first fuckin method of that Keith Oberman Shit was this was a guy we want. He wants everybody, they say about him. What they say about direct cheater. It is just like. Do you not that guy I'll write you a fucking ice cream Parents, they didn't hug you so now, you don't even know how to accept the love that you want. So you push it away. That's why you get fired every fuckin six weeks. That's why

go on TV in USA, stupid things like Mr President, shut your mouth God that guy redefines horses ass. I can't believe anybody even watches Zackie comes off like a fucking cartoon character. He would of his criticism of dirt. Judah was, he said he won for championships at the in his first five years right. This is part of his courtesy of Betty one for championships his first five years ago. How many with the last forty years Only one one, what a piece of shit the only one five and you know what actually. That was great criticism by Keith openly, because a lot of people not realise that not only the dairy jailer play shortstop for the New York Yankees, he also was their GM

he he made all those decisions, the Kevin Browns Society, two hundred million dollar fuckin albatross, that's but hang around the neck, Alex Rodriguez, a rod Right now those Wall Derek spoken decisions giving effect. Break. That was one of the ways pathetic. It was actually he came off like a manager of a restless and trying to sell a fight, so he was just argue in the other side. Use Palmer Like escaped Bayliss Bayliss I can use I almost forgot his name halfway through you ever do that you start to forget the name, but you know begins with a big and you just go with it rewind. What I just said, listen, I said Bayliss. I could never do that again. Male Bayliss! Now back that guy, I just completely lost my fucking during a thought. Now, oh yeah, he completely forgotten, After the guy had thirty four hundred heads forgot to bring all of that up

just star he did that really fuckin taken attic on tax cheesy for good thing were the egos direct Junior there's. No, the greatest yankee of all time bomb above all by they fuckin show portal facade of saying that he's the best you know it It's his team made. What do you think he's gonna say yet, If they are she s story. Do you think that he's fucking you? The honestly that is better than Babe Ruth Bulgarian. All that you would obviously say look out. At least I would thank you. What he would just save me belongs same sentences as those guys, and I wouldn't argue that you know I used to the directive was overrated out before move New York, and I once I went to New York and I started watching them, rooting against the Yankees every night. I saw that others shit that he did

regain, losing strike. They finally get a rally somebody gets hit and the guy scores, who's the forest guide at the top of this step and dug out the fuckin captain. All that shit that again, like, Keith Oberman, who is not a fuckin team player minister, browser shot your mild who the fuck would ever have the fucking balls to go on television? reprimand. The president you have said Talk and like you're in the Pentagon. Sweating. Some people, you know you get a little jealous there. You get my suit and put a camera mollusca, nay, they think they know shit so anyway. He was either dealing even using maybe Emily conspicuous either doin. That already was just forget it. Being a contrary and just to get some ratings, because I never watched acacia. I just don't know what I mean

Most amazing thing about Keith Overman is how big is money went on Letterman Let me set out, you are a large man like you. Just is fuckin gigantic, like he could a plate he's like a fuck, refrigerator, whether with a head on it? but having said all that you know, I gotta tell you thought you thought I gotta be wondering. Why said all that shit about their junior It was great this week. No, no! No! No! On re rice shit, I'm watching Free game, but I didn't hear anything about it, which is great that that died down just in time for a month or that pink horse shit come on up already started, to see at some fuckin bottle pink lemon egg, just in case You forgot the last eleven months, there's something out: there call breast cancer and it

bad thing. We need to find a cure. Just in case you forgot that it exists. We're gonna, pay everything pick this month awry. We're gonna tell those children in this our jobs and El Salvador that when they make the pink shit for the NFL may get action Think this year, just in case anybody forgets. Jesus. I thought I was gonna be in a good mood this week, unlike extra country here, you can watch in any of the the NFL football I am. I did my usual. I told you my new thing: watch the early game and tape another one? I watched the four o clock game and I take another four clucking and then I take it Sunday night came and then I watched the one one o clock, one four o clock then I watched the Monday night Game and the Tuesday I watched the one o clock a Wednesday. I watched the four o clock came Thursday. I watch Thursday football Friday, a watch Sunday night football. I watched the call with Football Vulcan brilliant.

I can't believe how many years I had a fuckin davy before I figured out to do that perfect. So. This is what I watch this week. I watched the jets first, The lions and I take the packers verse the bears and then I don't you think it bill why the fuck? Why don't you just take the Fuckin jets game and actually watched the bears path what are they always rivalries? National labelling? Why didn't you do that? Because in a patriots are the agency and I just want to see how we would match up against the jets have watched him two weeks ago? I think we're gonna have a we're. Gonna have trouble with. Because we have trouble with the raiders we lost to the door.

Since we had trouble with the raiders. The dolphins pounded the Fuckin raiders, nine others has just all horseshit, it's just a first for this reason, but it definitely I don't know I'm not feeling too confident about the fuckin team, I don't know Rex Ryan is wanted three. Now one in three areas I don't know stock and oversee versus picking the eagles and culture to be soup of all this year ahead. I have no idea, everybody just kind of A blue me away the first week so did the forty nine is now both of them are looking China not saying they are bad, but they dont look unbeatable and down. I don't not foreigners, fuck and terrible.

Today, as did the bona fide Jesus Christ I games. Where were they plant? They beat the Eagles eagles. Look terrible today. Fuck and terrorism. Nobody wanted to win the game. I like these are two of the elite teams in in the fuckin. Legally. Now we template Forty nine is taken all those penalties- cap ethnic- they got a giant clock. You see the play cloth. And I was run down like two three times during the game, I don't fuck anal up in the eagles are the eagles. I don't believe it I told you, I believe, in their quarterback. I just don't It just doesn't seem like gay or if he goes down- and you got, you got my Sanchez arright- who used to be a jail. So he's got that curse on him and then he went to the fucking Eagles hooted fuckin marked Sanchez piss off then he goes to the two fuckin most curse,

goddamn teams in the NFL, both in grain, lots of good that you went from the judge. So the falconer. It goes against the only good thing about that trade. Is it enough have to buy some new boxes? I know enough? I'm talking a lot of shit this week and, as you can tell, I dont know any the players names anytime. I what The jets all I why watching the Brca Shaw? Fuckin Ferguson? That's all the only guy watched at his watch a manual somebody on the outside I did a line there and other than that of judges are enough. I always get a little bored with football, but in the September, because I just absolutely fuckin o d on it and but and what the cure is. Is thou they're gonna dress him up like a bunch of new. You know new. Born baby girls for the next month and damn you know, which of course is

No just fucking annoy the shit out of me. I you know this, filtration of the fell with all this shit, I'm telling you that they're gonna do just there their gradual, women are gradually gonna take over the NFL. This is my prediction: we're poverty per day. Superbowl winners I like to predict random shit, like my prediction, to Paul is that Rex Ryan is going to have an altercation with a fan this year I dont think physical, I think he's gonna eat, he's gonna have a fuck, you fuck you fight that is gonna be caught on camera either. Is he walks out of a stadium history, somebody else's or Gonna be outside like a hooters or a waffle house, Malta, pants till one in three in out the heats gettin turned up in and he is that guy's wired

he's got a short fuse. Ok, and I can relate to that. So I know he is people, gonna start saying shit to him and he is gonna fuckin snap because that's the way he's wired and I don't wish on the guy, but whatever he says, he's gonna be fucking great. In probably put on a teacher. I don't think that's gonna happen, but I'm predicting that that's one of my that's. Why first prediction for this year. If you just want who's, gonna, fuck em, you know led the. League and rushing you gotta, listen to diversity effect, all right. If you want to hear the falcon Flying saucer Illuminati shit, you listen to this. What are right, Someone comes in I'll say I got lucky, that's a difference now between me, a goddamn gentlemen and that fuckin, nor from New Jersey, poverty. Now this The version effect the actually he's pretty gotta pick and Superbowl guy Superbowl Guy Super Multi. I'd say we got my first point:

Rex Ryan is going to have an altercation with the fact that is going to get him find or, at the very least, put on tipsy right but to my next prediction is over the next ten years women will infiltrate infiltrate. The Anna fell to the point that they they're gonna fuckin ruin it. They're gonna ruin it. I dont understand why they have to be a part of it. Just sexless I dont understand I'll get it it's a man's football league? Can we just have one thing the grand we creeping in. They got the whole month of October. The fuckin with the pig stuff. They got that now. They got the less. They got him down on the sidelines

go out Joram every fuckin ten minutes check on what do you think they're Ethel They saying goes, prairies whizzing parity could not put any weight on it. I got down lights leg I watch Felicia Jake you tell the will job. And then eventually they're gonna be like will work here. We then they'll be in the bows. Y all see now returning to their no Beethoven better than the escape. Is God the escape? Is God what you know healthy relationship is is, as is you gotta have time away from each other sea amiss each other. You gotta fuck off the Ladys. They got the late. Women have to be able to take off, go ever

Can glass of wine with all their girlfriends just talk about our lousy in bed, you are they need that so that they can come back and just fucking deal with you for the next six days. They have to hear that out in that you know guys, are no different, women start their own football league. What why they? Why are they think it so shit for this. Why not? Why do they keep fuckin belly and up to our bar, you no fucking paid it. You know, I'm fuckin have Jochen here, I'm only half joking dear how bad would love to somehow get in a row. Full of feminist with them. Knowing that I was a stand up comedy and go on, go on a panel right would like those blacks

glasses and just start saying over the top ridiculous shit, like I just said right. I just just see how mad I could make them. Those are the things I fantasize about like. If I had the ability, like one of those fucking, who those fuckin nerds that nobody understands and they can make fine an ice now we make that they made like what movies Halley berries in it. She has all white hair, the fuckin, the mutants There is nobody to step up its words of Falcon met. For four nerves and racism geez Christ just get all what the karate, what the fuck are. They called not the impossible

my god, I have no short term memory. I keep thinking the fantastic for life for some reason he picture of all in blue. What are they called expendable? The impossible the mutants tidal come to me whatever you know. What I'm talking about the guy from STAR Trek is one of the guys and he's in a wheelchair, oh my god, what the fuck are. They called begins with an eye. Doesn't it invincible whatever I'll fuckin? Now I remember at the end. Point was this. Is this? Is this? Is why our committee they liked his dislike him, you imagine if I actually had a responsible job. The fuck was I talking about talk about women. Pissing me off.

Ah then I say black frame glasses and there may be thinking of that. Fuckin rex re guy who's, actually critic on a gong show he's not the fantastic for guy, but his last me his name was red. Wasn't it I'll fuck it now speaking a reads Two Griffith Park the other day every once in a while I'll drive all away over there, and there was this asian couple and one had it. Where a net another one out of saxophone and the woman with the clarinet was killing and she was standing about twenty feet away from her husband who was blowing fuckin class. I fuckin clamps And the little Larry's to me, because I don't know

We just got a practice or whatever, but it just crack. We up that she was walking away from them because she was plague so nicely. I can only imagine how like the fact that she is actually a musician, how bad his playing must sound to her pitch perfect fuckin ears, but she loved the guy, This is just assume all this, but she loves the guys that she fucked tolerated, but she just steps away a little bit. Fuck you, I know none of that makes sense, but you know what your play a clarinet with a red. Ok, saxophone. Did he got a mouthpiece. No safety play while you gonna blow out the Spirit. Let me me duello advertising here. Why don't you have a war? They re the advertising, while you put on a pink short, are addressed. Eggs everybody fantasy. Football is back and draft Kingston.

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far into the sand, with thirty minutes a minute? So what did I do this week? Nothing! he's dead, more, writing, more writing more reading or writing. In this weekend. I have on what do I got? I averred Davis Symphony October. Fourth, we added a second show. How great is that I'm excited, and we're gonna! Why not? When you stand up all this week, I am. I am ringers, tighten up everything that I want to take up. And this is my first Rogan awhile and put a little bit of pressure on myself. I'm San Francisco say unbeliever comedy town, for whatever reason, who knows why they are great comedy town. You never know why why one towns gonna be better than the other, but they are one of the best out there. So I can't go up there and suck because those birds in stalked, hippies, no comedy up there and I was like going to San Francisco causes

that weird sort of cross section of people right. You got there? Hey me and from fuck in San Francisco, and then he got the absolute animals come in from fuck and open it up And you put him altogether yet alcohol limits its a fund show everybody he gets a chance. Talking about this point. So anyway, I didn't go back to Boston and I stay out here and worked on this fuckin thing. I'm trying to get on on the ground off the ground. I should say, played a little bit drums till I could tell you still fuckin what that double pedal, still struggling along I'm gonna, stick what you're not fuck this. Let's just get to the questions for this weekend: Army This'Ll, This'Ll, This'Ll spar. Something on here are gambling problem. Dear Billy bets again said: Billy Bats. I like it. I like it is again,

Problem I get it. I have a gambling problem, not the kind you think, Always enjoyed a bet here and there, but never made a life of it and the law two years. I've developed is anxious, twitch, which I, about what I would bet on and worry about. My hypothetical bet, the entire game, its nuts said I just play, a small bet every now and then to scratch this edge. The thing I dont like gambling. It's the thought that scares me what. So they're reverse might be like back. In the day when you're old man made you smoke a pack to break the habit thoughts. Oh I see now. I wouldn't gamble dude. If twitching, like friends when star bad but bad bad, bad, anybody, Fifty and remembers that episode bad, but bad bad bad for Flintstone.

The gambling and he had a fuckin problem with gambling and they didn't have gamblers anonymous yet because he made those episodes. Unlike the fuckin early sixties, I think, and when for it red started, get spend another control. You know if anybody just said like You want to put a bet on that. He would just his eyes would start spinning, go bad, but bad bad, bad, like freakin the fuck out. It was weird. I hear this unbelievable gambling problem for one episode and then an all went away. All fuckin went away and that's you know something I have given you guys more goddamn history about the Fred Flintstone shop. You know when you really think about. If you continue to listen to this this, but if you go back, I should say, or if you can listen to a continuously. I think that's what I was trying to say. I told you how it was based on. I think they they ripped off the honeymooners And then they had that one episode without making fun of the Beatles and Elvis where they like Bob Music

stir and books music. Whatever the Georgia boy. I think that was making fun of Elvis because he had kind of fallen off and he was from. He was from my Mississippi anyways. What am I let's get back to this guy here? Ah, due to viewers? Obviously, if you already have a nervous twitch about gambling, what like. That's! Ok! You know I fuckin sit around fantasize about killing somebody should I go out just kill one per and just so I cant get it out of my system. Now I think should I dont know what to tell you. It sounds like you- need some new age shit. You know you go get hypnotized supper, but I would not start am I to gambling? Is just it's fucking brutal. Gambling in order it is about gambling to get really.

It takes his soul in a different way than say, like drugs and alcohol do what they like. Physically. You no change, your appearance and all I type of stuff. You know you get the gin blossom, those or if you do, and hard drugs and stuff again emaciated of you, don't fight you now I what does that shit that they do at the end of crystal meth? You know.

You start looking like the petrified version of yourself gambling there's just day. I don't know. I had a cup of friends are really at an issue with that, and there was just a darkness that was just over them at all times. You went into their place where they lived and you just felt it. You just felt the falconer yet. So do you consider yourself lucky that you never do enough? The worse you ever do is not gamble and just sit there twitching. Ah, you got off easy. Believe me yeah. Let's leave that Rex Rhine, I'm actually looking up right now. Rex Ryan, uneasy authority com

for his job in New York media. You know Rex Ryan, New York, Post. Let's see what we get, let's see what we get yet that that it had at that bad air I'll, get nothing yet private. That one thing on the fuckin worse when it comes to the Shit New York's posts, sports here we go and he gets a DARE Gaeta will go into broadcasting. I don't think he's going to. I think Gonna fuckin fade away in a cool way like Oh shit, struggling GINO, screams fuck, you add a fan after its folded alliance. I had the wrong guy. Don't I almost called it do to put spreading kappa, on brilliant career. Ready or not here comes a rod, my favorite yankee of all time. Oh my god,

greatest thing that ever happened was Frederick, is going to the Fucking Yankees. Let's see if they got anything jets. Gang violent. Most people Act together. Report card jets having deep problems. Red Sox. Learn from Marianna Fiasco, give cheater a proper tribute out. Not give him the right send off I'll, go what the fuck it fuck. It gimme a break. Which was to give all of em send off. Are you guys gonna, give big papa you fuckin bigtime, send of Jesus Christ fuckin wine in New York, media budget- God damned brides Let's get back to you learned sharply with the bad Fucking Tupperware Party, you through Marianna Rivera or you know what

Thanks to Marianna Rivera, we fuckin blowin that goddamned gay. We had the greatest come back and fuckin baseball history doubt regained the nun right. We go and distribute the next year. When we get now rings. We gave that big ovation got a you know: that's one thing I don't miss about living in New York. Is that petty shit there? We think that like Boston has issues with New York. You not which we definitely do. You big issues without so fuckin at this kind, even there. When we finally want to world series those policies, actually made a t shirt that said twenty six, the six like we have twenty six Jappy Gypsy, your six, that's how fuckin childish they were. That's fucking, eighty six years, a Robin our faces in it. They wanted to have one rough winner right, couldn't had Emilio

was that a disgraceful moment. You're fuckin history, aright, Syria. Dear general, bill major thoughts is ISIS Horseshit. I mean we know we gave them weapons, but there still, but there still had to and need Jesus Christ Gus can't read and then you you fuckin, leave out words in the sentence I mean and we know we gave them weapons, but they are still had and need to be stopped. People please try to prove this shit. But we're not good at stopping anything in that region. Your president in command? What is the move? the mood. Is we pull out. Very slowly. This is what we do this as well.

The only reason why any those concepts any fuckin money is because nations like us, still driving gas combustion engines. So this is what I would do. I would try to jumpstart more raw car companies over here like the test. Company try to get GM and all those other folks to do the same thing, and then we just don't need them anymore and win our self off of oil, and then they would just slowly bankrupt the entire Middle EAST, their entire fucking economy is far is my complete lack of research goes this based on the fact that this sitting on top of oil. So if we just stuff, we dont needed any more. What are they gonna do and then they are free to solve their problems, their cell which they should be doing and as far as you say, we're not good at stopping anything in that region is a reason for that.

The reason why Russia goes into Afghanistan in lieu an loses there's a reason why people go into that. The reason why we wanted it now lost the only way in occupation works, and this is brutally honest as if you go in there and a Europe you you're, not leaving okay and be you commit genocide. That's the only way. Fuckin works, that's the only way it is ever fuck and worked, and it is a hundred percent, the wrong thing, the fuckin. Do you can't do that Oh that's it. You know, so it's just inevitable. They know eventually you're goin home, so they do is go out. You bathers, she bade us, and then you walk around stand and over there and they just sit there pick any off making your life fuckin miserable Then eventually like what the fuck are, we doing here, let's get out of here, then you'll leave and then they go to do whatever it whatever it is, that they were doing any ways, but I dont think that we're going to solve anything over there and I base set on checklist havoc

in Yugoslavia I didn't have any idea about that shit Serbs in full, In formations and all that I didn't, I didn't, I still quite understand it- that It was not going on when I was born. There was already Czechoslovakia and there was yugoslavian. All I'd take the ship going on over there and they are had a common em, an enemy in the with the occupation of the Russians in their country, so they were against them and. Russia fell, whatever the fuck. That was like twenty years.

All of a sudden they get their freedom and they immediately picked up this fight for that had stopped, like I don't know, sixty seventy eighty hundred fucking years earlier and they started killing each other again in up so I mean you're, not gonna. It's over you'd have a better chance of getting a higher state in the University of Michigan too. Like each other, then you will have an all those groups over there will get along there, not gonna get along and damn that's just awaited. So that's what I would do I would just fuckin. I would do a bunch of shit that would get me whacked way before I would ever achieve it. That's what I would do you know it's. Basically it wasn't that funny. Jesus crisis is becoming too serious here. All right, look, maybe the maybe say a nicer one. Commission dear bill

commissioner, the NFL. Ah we go again one of the top three you're doing to improve the legal. This can include anything from scheduling to punishments, the campaigning to relocate attain. What would you do? Jesus Christ? I don't want this fucking job over the top. Things? I would do to improve the league. I get tony Saragossa Fuckin chair, you know, then he give enough. I've got a fucking stand up the whole goddamn gay with his back to those animals in the Amazon. That's what I would do. I would give em a nice fuckin and zone seat and what I can tell spread all the animals buying and that's the first thing. I would do next thing, what do as I would move the kick off back to where they used to kill Off or I would just eliminate that useless exercise to begin with

number three. I would call somebody in the M l B and I get rid of the d rule. That's what I would do those three things that I would do to make football better this, whatever the outwards. I would, I guess I TAT would change Yom most didn't the new rules in passing, I would change it back. I would I like to know how much helmet I really like that rule. I saw Guy dive and for a ball, and it was passed, his outstretched fingers and he couldn't catch it, and this guy back in the day would have been helmet. The helmet would accommodate perpendicular would knock this guy out and probably heard himself. The process to a little bit down the road thirty years later, when he was done right and the guy Lebanon. Shoulder hit the guy in his chest, definitely fuck and brutal head, but they both got up and we're fine and they didn't fuckin right.

Their brains too bad. You know, I'm sure your brain still moves around what I do like that rule, but am I don't know I I don't know what the fuck I would do I'll fuckin I get Tony Sarah Boozer Fuckin chair and then I would stepped out and just say my work is done. Would that be ok? I won't you know what I would do. I would eliminate the x Russian get it right. I would eliminate that cost makes everybody sounds stupid we got a guy, we're gonna, write, necktie, we're gonna, get right, get it right. Jesus fucking christ- maybe that's like fuckin, like men could come up with a better serve the row row row. Fucking not say it

think that drives me nigh fucking hate that expression get it right or right. Let's move on to the next one. Jesus crisis is just Scatterbrain this week are a kick. It laid bill, I'm a huge fan. I wasn't all your part cast and stand up now that I'm done sucking your dick. I love you guys. Just can't give me a fucking compliment and then you fill all uncomfortable collection enjoy. The cop weather good park has just be a man. Give me a guide. The compliment you know does something tat you are uncomfortable man uncomfortable I enjoy the praise says I need them vice and starting my sophomore year of college, and I never been more depressed! My high school girlfriend broke up with me shortly after situation in Ireland. I'm late sense now go stay in my room all day. I have friends and I go to parties at least once a week, and even though I never enjoy even I never enjoy myself. I just can't get it to be interested in me. I also have now

idea what I want to do after college, and so I have no motivation to apply myself. The only reason I haven't dropped out is because my parents, who are paying thousands and thousands of dollars- I don't but so they won't be disappointed. I work out every and I try to stay busy, but most of the time I just feel terrible, I'm hoping he has advice for me. If not go fuck yourself, and if you do thanks and go fuck yourself, aren't you we have a sense of humor more. My advice Be you know what I think you're trying too hard right no reason to go to a party not have a good time. Just go Erin enjoy yourself. Don't worry about talking a women. Don't worry about trying to get laid just have a good time. Just enjoy yourself just go out and life and just fuckin enjoy yourself. Ok, people are attractive to positive.

Energy and somebody having a good time, it makes some want to be around you, and next thing you know somebody's blow in you. I understand why the universe works that way, but it does. I know I am overly simplifying this body. You know it's good, that you know that you're depressed. I was depressed. About twenty years? It didn't realize it, because I was so used to feeling that way. I thought it was just the normal. You know just a normal state of things. I gotta take this dude. You are gonna, get a girlfriend and you're gonna find love and you're gonna. Get me right. Ok, but I gotta take this a fuckin misery that comes to that life. All right, this again thing, but there is also a misery and she feels it fuck into and that's a part of you you're, the individual, you dies. So right now. Do you The forty year old, you is gonna. Look back at the FAO It's a forty year old you could

the time machine and sit down with you right now and give you a fucking pre game speech before you went to their party. I mean that would be like scared straight. Maybe right in your face. You know you want it's locked the gay, ratify the border, changes should adapt. You get Wait: ten hours of work and do you care, smile on your face when you grow up working party set up, you could, during their works at seven o clock you go round. I have several Evan you get yourself. A box of fuckin condoms. You stated We still want in your pocket, prepare for success. You aren't you goddamn short: you get down there. You have good fucking time, I'll write. You really can be this age once something like that, all right, I'm telling you

You're only going to be used age once you're in college. Do you are at like yours. It's like You want. The NBA draft lottery and there are in the prime of their fuckin life. Most of all fuckin single. It's gonna happen for you if you're walking around, and you depressed in your carrying that with you feel moping around like that. That makes people fuckin. You know now want to be around you, so I would say: drinkings, probably not a good thing, because that is the present self scratch that I came over. My fuckin told you to turn to Africa. Appears, I wouldn't do that. I would just fuckin enjoy yourself. I almost you know what I would do. I would go. Do some shit for you for trying to get a girlfriend fuck to get laid fuck. All of that just go out, and what do you want to do I know what you want to do. Go on, go, try a bunch of different things and have a good time to just single. Ok, you don't have to fuck, and you don't have to fucking deal with.

Trying to figure out what's going to make them happy: okay, cuz! As far as I can fuck until there isn't anything, that's going to make him happy for a longer than maybe a day. The amount of shit that you can do for me, as you can tell she's a cup

went away the amount of ship that you can fuck in due form and all it does is by a couple of days. A happiness is just fuckin baffling, and I gotta be honest with you. A lot of women look at guys and they think that were fuckin stupid and I think part of it is because they have the way their brain works. That multitasking whatever is that shit talk that they always say in other women can multitasking guys can well. I would say that, generally speaking, this is very general. I think men have an advantage when it comes to just being happy. You know I mean like you would know if my podcast unaware talk and shit, but I'm happy, I'm happy is help and I've been happy for all on fuckin time. You know all any dude Alice. I fuckin eat the NFL package. I got a six, a fuckin Miller's in my in my God, damn refrigerator. You know,

I got a new pair of sneakers that just some stupid bullshit, like that. I order a fucking pizza. That's all I need I'm happy the whole fucking day. You know I don't want to hike with my dog in the morning. That's it! I'm good, simple, simple, stupid shit. Keeps me as a guy entertained? I dont have a high level brain that there are always talking about new ability. I could do a thousand fucking things. Look at you, you're miserable you fuckin miserable, so I'm telling you you're, actually you don't realize it, but where you are right now do is you are An absolute utopia: do you know how many fucking guys right now would kill. To be in your position date even take two years and not get laid. Who gives a fuck rubber, Now get on with your goddamned day, you know get on with your fuckin day

of being single, not having the answer to anybody, having the option of hidden on any beautiful woman there matches your I take it rip anytime, you fuckin want go wherever you want to go, do whatever the fuck. Do you never gonna get in your parents are paying for your fuckin education. Do you you're never gonna be freer. Our so start looking at your life that way, and I'm telling you you can have a deal, In fact, in five- and I am I you know I'll tell you right now- you start doing that. Good data gonna happen in a national football, the absurd Do some good is gonna happen, but there Your time and you're fucking life, I'm Tellin, you were you we'll be. Marriage, you'll have kids, you do that whole fuckin thing and that will be its own short of utopia, but it's it's, and I do. This very so beautiful, selfish time in your life that you should embrace, and you should not you

I spend it feel bad about yourself right today, a Gulf good luck to you, ok relationship problems I built. First of all, I would like to say thank you for all. The part can now go fuck yourself day, a girl, that's how it's done beautiful Well, I'm in my early twenty soon to be the youngest regional manager in my company, so kind of feel that I am moving in the right direction. My biggest problem right now has to be commitment. Shit. My girlfriend I've been together for about six months now we are seeing how things work, Is also missing how things work right skies must have spoken to his phone. Well lately these things things have not been too great. She. She complains about everything. If I'm at home or out with the boys of the gym or five dollars. To one simple text. Jealousy is really taking its toll on me. Whenever she sleeps at night she'll talk for hours.

On how much she hates work and just fuss about how I don't Do this all right. How come I do that it's fucking annoying I have not cheated on this woman, nor I put myself in any type of physical situation with so why the burden, I hate to add more, but here it is. The biggest issue with her it to be her son. Yes, her son, he is turning for in a few months, but it's such a pain. I know it The child blah blah blah, but this child doesn't know how to talk, used the restroom and think screaming for everything throwing a fit get what he wants. Is this her fault. Yes, that's what this guy says bill, I am a father- is well my soon to be five year. Old son is annoyed by this kid do during your early twenties and you get a five year. Old Son Jesus Christ, We go out. Her son tries to take all my son's toys. Chooses what he wants to watch and what he wants and when he wants to leave, I suppose

My question to you is: should I simply continue to per out, be with her flesh me with her. She is too at one of her family, supporting a mother who just had a baby and is unemployed Dude is a Jerry Springer, transcript and too my brother's plus her son financial she's, in a hard place. So I help her out when I can, I feel guilty leave it. I'd feel guilty if I left or right now, since I know she's very attached to- Relationship and it may affect her and I wouldn't want every When asked to suffer, should I say fuck it, it's not worth my unhappiness and my son's discomfort towards her son or say just say: fuck it right it out until her mom finds a job or she tried that little animal of a child right all right. Here's the deal, do you fuckin, said so, In about three quarters, the way through, first of all, you know with all this stress she has in our life supporting Other people probably has a lot of the reason why she's fuckin comment you?

He's taken out of situation on you and a little little I guess there, but you said Where is it? I feel to an since. I know she's very tired, or, should I say, fuck it. It's not worth my unhappiness and my son's discomfort, or I do so you're unhappy in your own son- is not comfortable all right. I think that says something right there, you that's what you need that's right there. You need to be happy and your son needs to be comfortable or you have to leave, and it's not your fault. You know, you know she lives with carnival people from your description. I write you gotta be selfish and a fuckin relations. When you single, ok, you're gonna, commit to somebody before he met with him? We gotta be selfish. You gotta make ensure at the very least you been with them, makes you happy that sounds like a fuckin nightmare.

That situation. There sounds why I waited till. I was forty five to get fucking married Ah, so what I would say if you feel like you can somehow I mean leavings, not breaking up with somebody cause. You feel like it's a bad time. It's never a good fuckin time. All she's doing is getting more and more attached to you and all your doing is taking more and more days away from her where she could be Goin out trying to find somebody else. So if that is not a reason to stay, so, if you feel like you could try and work, You didn't mention once in any of that that you loved her. So I don't know that The body is miserable situation, as I can think of. So in our, but at the end of the day I got the idea of day it's gonna, be your decision without wise job is deaf. Not firing on all soldiers, and if you go

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My grading this summer, I don't fucking, know I survived it. Kind of a fuckin question. Is that that's not even a question and answer the question. That's it for this week, everybody out to thank everybody for the all the ticket sales up there in San Francisco a really looking forward. You know. I need it. Man, I haven't done a stand up row gig in a while, and I've been doing that for twenty two years and you do the road is long, but I really started traveling seriously doing the road rather than just drive around, don't how gigs, outside a Boston, probably doing that for like seventeen years. Right, seventeen years, so you know, in my blood man. I gotta do it so the next the next three days I have coming up Davis Davies, Capsize Davis, Davy

Symphony hall in San Francisco. To shows this Saturday night October. Fourth, then, I'm doing this spotlight spot like casino input, shallow California October eleventh, and then my next state is at West Palm Beach improv on November fourteenth, because I'm going to a couple of football games out there go to the Thursday night game and then I'm gonna go see the Miami University Miami against floor to state, which is a Larry's cause. I'm gonna have to fucking, listen to them, at that time are job shit, my god, but anyways. So I don't have a lot of road deaths. Was I've been trying to write the show and then also I'm trying to put together the new hour before hit the road and dom so basically, if you're wondering how the next year is shaping up is unfounded. Gonna do that Australian tore. Then I'm gonna do some club.

Dates it some of my favorite stand. Clubs around the country and I get that act ready to go and then I'm gonna do a nice. The editor and I Hoping to do another european tour and this time actually add along with the all the countries I did before, went to try to do an eastern european like this time too, like Lithuania, Estonia, Albania, all that shit, I'm gonna try to see how that goes. Why not right? Why the fuck? Not so I'm really look and former is looking forward to the new year October's common up right, I gotta get my pie. Crust came together, make my fucking punkin bread. You know all fucking purpose flower anyway, that's a package for this week. Everybody I apologize and always a little rocky this week. But if I didn't do it right now, I would be able to do in the morning so were anyways what we can do here,

your God not are you I didn't get right next week on where try go right. I have known a blame myself. I take forward flexibility that support yes, this week, I'll fuck yourselves, dont. Remember my predictions. Women are gonna, ruin the NFL. Take it over within ten years Rex, Ryan is gonna have a Is going to have an altercation with the fact that already happened with GINO Psmith are right. There we go I'll, see you.