hey what's goin on its billboards time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcasting vulcan pissed checking in on you goddamn internet not working i can't get access i swear to god i sure enough i want to go back to ninety ninety five right before all the laptops and all that shit came in didn't have a cell phone right just walking around you know my dad down to efficient whole but up up up up ubuntu boo like how long is it gets you know like fuckin a week my phone wasn't ringing i couldn't figure it out i went on the internet i found i looked for although they should go to your settings click on this i could never find fucking anything and i found out i somehow put it on do not disturb which involves wiping his screen up somehow and i d have to hit a button

would probably happened i probably ever know what lifted my leg to tie my shoe while my phone was in my pocket in them is that bullshit for the whole friggin weak in the overall scope of global problems it's probably not that big before i'm sick spinning marble that the continent when people talk about it but one more fuckin asshole comes up to me and talks about some space thing that they watched and how small an insignificant the fucking earth is one more person tells me that shit space is big and where small and rightly so we wanted to getting kicked in the ball still hurts right so what's the point anyways the lovely near insignia pick up a microphone how are you you got to win

i can get it to you today from amazon what the bar that you won't let me have you won't share with me i won't i don't understand why you can share with me i'm your wife like why wouldn't you should share you just take i asked you if i replied no this is goggles what happened whenever i go on a diet all right i start looking like all shredded red face over here she's like what are you doing you and then she fuckin rather than getting on a diet just thinks it all the region that i bought and you know when you are on a fuckin die and you got it all mapped out for the weeks you don't have to think you know you can't wait until you hungry continue bodies can be like i want a cheeseburger man and you go to a hamburger cheese i want chocolate shag you'll have nothing

these that's how it works for me souls meal crap i get it arrives i could i just have a bar like we just came from a walk like why can i have a bar like to refuel argument fine and it was the last one and you just want to have one not cause you're gonna die because it's convenient and then i'm gonna come back tomorrow there's gonna be an empty box and now i gotta go online you gonna get me that tomorrow today lake and its prime yes and asked if twenty nine forty nine for the box but here s the thing you is its egg if i didn't make such a fuckin snake about this i don't know why you had to make us think period like it's my last monday and i it's hard divine ok let me see if i can buy hey that can get some for you that'll be delivered today can i have one now

you're telling me that that would have worked for this shit will never know because you always papa seldom allows for total pop off why people about the that's funny thank you every once in a while i do have a good one thing i've learned about you which i venture its long term pointing at an employee rights which are then of course transferred all fuckin women because that's how simple my brain is is you have to make a fuckin seen for you guys to finally do the right thing that's what my god you are just a dramatic and like overly so what i'm looking for about an hour overly interrupting me every time i go to make a point that's the second time we ve done it one more time to eradicate them out of the volume

yeah you wanna do it can i will make just act like this a little pound puppy and then i'm going to give it to you and you're going to say that you can afford to do what you're going to say that this gonna be followed through like this fuck in autumn and aware that its staffing coming out of it have left a message you ve got to take care that like three four months ago ok all those little balls are coming out we got a kid around me i don't want you to chart a edam thinking that there is little things a fuckin comes closer something but she knows what that is this leaky fucking piece of shit that i don't know where you got it from west down we're still so much was that a zillion dollars rife hours and forty five bucks or something

what did throw it out i don't want to tell you this we all over the place all you gotta do is find some fucking not consist of what it is i have to take care of all of this shit that's why you don't get a fucking power bar because you wouldn't have done it you would have said you were going to do it and then you wouldn't have done it in the amount of time to take me to figure out the fuckin internet and how to get some fuckin look at me so fuckin we would also stress my address like fucking hitler youth with the lumberjack must build a mustache right hata macgregor but like sec else

as level beard was the originator all owe him money he brought the martin weir beard beard it's like the eighty vanity went through the names of a lot awake at night and i am glad of the beer am loss at all these cave allow we're all those guys at ripped off any videos i was speaking about the next season a basque it's coming out with blue you betty way that's why that's why you know get a bureau get so funny but she is and try to communicate with you you're on your phone i'm on amazon ordering the goddamn thing for you and i suppose i can lappet my fucking freckled arbs since what i have to do this is why you actually do you actually don't have to have this reaction ok ok let's dual role play

not long to be you i'm gonna be you why ok then you have me and you tell me how to do what it might have where we talk and we're talking about what the fuck just happen i'm you in your area we have acted as a letter i mean like animals isn't gonna be worse is are you are you have certain elements of the five year old can judge words fair enough but we hear for these things like other girl who was it unflattering impression i agree with your version of may

every time you talk like that i swear to god like part of my salt lake saw that i know that's what you do do i have now why limit led by time it goes into my head with my flock and childhood roma experiences you need and i promised us so it's you know you don't get every excuse in the book wireless pop enough and you know why whipping out with ever ever

and this is like you don't have a point right now i just saw darted searching for word you got everything and it's just like tat man was a more this bands and data resting on issues that was three quarters we three quarters of a fucking point you do maybe you know man it's like shit is clearly to do their restart the lady fani crying i hope you know that your shit it's coming today and look what i had to do because high my blood pressure sadly go why you didn't have to do all that i could have figured it out for you if you are nicer to me if you are like you know what this is all plank let's roll let's start all over again i'm rather than insulting other rather than its shelter in each other s aid that goddammit that's my point i'll take your fuckin purple sakharov right now you could have that it's my last one do with me and i

i welcome the way i would have liked you to do i do this for your first is forward looking and would be you i would draw your flattering version of you ok you can have can i have one you might area like you said you didn't do it no kin do did you tell me i'll tell you tell me you tell me i was sure i wasn't me how the fuck i'm supposed to do there you're supposed to say i only have one latin there really hard to find and i said ok to that's what you would have said arabella go let me see if they have any online on amazon like i did just now like its literally coming before the end of the day a chocolate bar is more important than me

i'm just saying i think your reaction was a little over the top and unwarranted wasn't i stay calm and ass you say connivance shocked by what i said no and you can do you like i can't i said no he said why go keziah mine i'm on this diet i consider that you ok but it's your town and ensure approach you often say from massachusetts i always sound like i'm in a bad mood now that is not true all my family are massachusetts and they don't always satellite there in a bad mood so that the bolsheviks gears why people from us it you said so yourself there also self native lame a race when we return more hate speech from the hill

we're doing episode we did an episode crashing yes my share before anybody else no that's not our baby ok people have already asked me that this is how hollywood works you can't have a baby honest you have to have twins the royal to work in three hours shifts right so you need to one c c b a baby be as they have that story got it all the time i did that acting gig when i was working with the baby and one baby was catatonic at me other slipping out jose one's name was barbier was bill bill was catatonic so we use him for three friggin hours during rehearsal now switch to the media but the maniac won't stop crying so the guy switches the names right in front of me and start calling the baby phil who already work starts carnal bob going slowly and now it's like i'm driving the getaway car our shared yeah so

we spoke tom good live audience gets loaded in they'll catatonic six hours it yeah you leon any needs a drink and beyond the fuckin thing was crying its ass off right before i walk through the fake door to do the scene he took like a giant yellow like sugar corn puff with his thumb pushed things mouth and i wanted and i walked out they would spit it out hey if i was a feminist i would have been enough to make me quit the business o o o o o o o volvo you know a baby time that i was bullshit hashtag me too but yes we did an episode of crashing heirs of sunday i m very excited to see it yeah emotions

from a and its entertain you actually want to most one acting gigs i've had i to great acting ex last year you're i'm really it's obvious a year and more than i am like let's move all self evolves so you really excited about your sins i seen seeing the coda they cut two of my three scenes down or you'll be on a dvd i've done a well i works later discourse and are now well anyway pete homes was kind enough to give me the heads up

they will see that they had to cut for a time purposes and i understood even though they were really really really really really great scenes between me and p p and why is it the way you promoters show talk about which there gabble what's there is fabulous as well changes and i can't but why are you behave in about two should tell me what if we want to ordered these fuckin chocolate portionless flipped out i would have helped you if you had asked in the polite way that's my philosophy age all human centred around the end of it was a young man if you would ask a polite way young man no i'm inside a bird for fur crashing shouts beat homes

fitzsimons degrading and germans who is right right and always up to knowing who was there on said jerry capital absolutely the directors name i can remember cause i'm a jerk but he was so nice and they just made me feel so comfortable and it must go it was really fun showed you check it out man to me about it man it's gonna be on the sunday it was fun relaxing

you'll be we must also say we should put it it was fought well or alerted i'm really very joy joy was fucking how larry i'm excited to see that see that you're talking about now it felt like we would do well to actual yellow green that's the thing they really let you kind of improvidence just kind of failure way through the scenes with guidelines of course but i appreciate that you know cause it just give you a chance to have a little creative freedom what i wish you'd do some improper get a friggin ottoman like resold

we can't be telling me out here like you can't find someone in the valley now it's all i do of course all upholstery upholstery important entire value at a couple more value the alien to austria you're only object our washes burger places i love the valley may do i like it i like law i look like so what are you doing here it's thursday like what's happening when we talk about going on it's gone worldwide i know what's going on workers on the fucking internet anymore and i dont know what channel the news channels are causing a watch i don't want you just a rebel i'm not a rebel lamont informed me i'd like we had that pie castle jonah rosa in so doing uninformed no reading no research too strong opinions

early days of broadcasting was at a pike ass it is not a project and i had already been doing my party has been about bilbil tat having talked about how you first started doing pie guessing like what is that story did someone say hey hey they're young man you know for the newly where my retiring last ray it's called bog athlete what now blog told the story bobby kelly i would really mr hours and hours over his apartment and he would take care and i was going to apologize to you because you know me do you call the number you constable heartache don't sweat it is by even remotely talk like that but the impression more and more exact lay report she did it first

whose very rebel g very approach poach puts great committee boston guy eddie was justly which exist for gonna be like you did not do what he was great and oppression southern we didn't oppression others impression and ambitious kept getting more and more exaggerated he sounds nothing like that but it's fun it's funny walks and roman every discos do all right they used to call a phone number i'd call and i would drive around my view the airport i make fun of fat people in all the stuff you used to be able to do before everybody got all sensitive khan leg and still kick agenda but you can't make fun of affairs when we return would be like at the town please leave your blog i forget i you did it you called up the number and then you punched in your code i mean they exist somewhere

i used the picture on my part gets paid me with my slip from which was also cool follows this shit thousand six simum where the first iphone came out and jim nor bobby like i can indeed they all got him and they fuck and ate it but everything on it was amazing except the phone park ram and then they then they made the unholy matrimony with verizon and then they just they took over everything like sprint was a viable option back then i mean people still have spread we talk about this fucking internet nothing i'm just all four day week for these two stupid fucking thing the load then i gotta have some nerd come over here you know i mean i miss the geek squad before best buy body in ruined it and act like there was still the geek squad it's like now you're better by right yeah

i know we can reset the m the router if you like does that make it work oh yes yes specifically the mine and you give a little you have to go its own way to pause i walk into the other room so this fucking page will load all right i'm back does not just not working at all on the house these will be able upload the falcon broadcasts are no one i was gonna come out far gonna google news on my arm i found you who needs a laptop when you get a phone or google cancel thirty million dollars civilian moon mission prize to give just send some regular person to the fucking money i would have done it today since some jerk off i've been watching freak out again breathe

you want to space and i'm gonna be on his part can manage it forty dont you still order and chocolate bar over their flailing me i don't have the internet it's like to be shut off my light so i innovation any good movies only new yes lady i started watching fell asleep if get out doesn't when every single fucking oscar that they ve been nominated for like i'm done why can everything every single falcon oscar well everyone that this phenomenon is crushed now i mean your money i'm on slightly biased it should definitely do you should definitely directive without a doubt i think that you should one year

yeah and what else costumes now let's every single asking that i'm talking about every slippery slope i'm talking about a war out everyone that they were nominated for something which by the way all the categories that i that they would be nominated for some blood i saw it so you see things i see the envious even with google dangling millions of dollars and prize money it was a moon shot no one could land you get out of the people in the press get away with these points there was a moan shot pause no one could land more than a decade would you get off the internet i need your committee brain here outside here i will go into my twitter to look and news and i thought maybe interesting though into the river

wars liar ever more than a after google announced it woodward thirty million dollars to the where's company there could launch to the moon by march two thousand eighteen the company has officially cancelled the prize who the fuck wasted time do one that can be thirty million dollars especially in a billion dollars to get somebody to the moon accurate forty bucks if we build me aus me to know the reason none of the five finalists we're on track to meet the fast approach the reason none of the five finalist we're on track to meet the first approach deadline

well while we did expect a widow by doubt due to the difficulties of fund raising technical and regulatory challenges the grip nobody gives a shit when is this we do have their say as you dislike read news stories are easy like real haven't no easy read advertising i usually have squeezed via the internet i've stopped that i can look at the start to talk about and reformed why are you look at you none of that is an area of the little momentum i just had you just lie

keep a gallon near there were so many there were so many angles you gotta go this is some white shit you're never gonna you never see black ass in a jam shit i don't personally why people likely appetite of the world do you want to go to the moon like what you ever want to go to space as only and i want to go to the beach i'm a terrified of the beach i would never want to go into space ever i'm in my life i never want to leave this now because our fraid of universally alive on it burnt but such i know it's over like say for whatever now but i'm just now strong ties by the challenges like i'm done my way where did you read that its safe now i don't know

some people go up there all the time you know i don't want to have i don't wanna have a sandra bullock you now in outer space situation like all alone you now george colonial ways and then he got there anymore you know it is content to float off into space nonchalant he was he was so nonchalant about a huge dislike him at the syrian gary he's like i don't have anything going on down there but you do you do me and i need you to fight a similarly disorder let's go like do if you have loading off into space like that you're going to be making one here or noise rain so i'm i'm deathly afraid of space i think it's amazing but i have no interest in the success of that thing you did that guided the red ball jump you know why was based solely from space dean all fifty shield is what it is all face mass there yet at broke

phase would mouser within two seconds of saliva in his mouth would reach boiling point here is that true i don't know i read it i don't know why anyone would go to spain is concerned i don't know how to turn to women but i appreciate those who do we need a good story owed to space now others scientists and national some things are doing good work up there but i'm not interested in doing it yet you have no idea what they're doing up just you speaking fuckin hyperbole use up there they're doing good work we talk about some of the good work the astronauts doing up there you know their research things run spit

or i don't want to be like them rockwell's cannot turn moon does all by going crazy quick and that was a fucking grandma was amazing shouted sam rockwell getting nominated for an oscar yeah that's a family i love when you want to move slowly goes

its rude i want you to get your signal eddied haven't seen moon it all you people lie dies star wars you few making a major era c mon they can t but i dont know why shouldn't i you know i just its funded do so i trash feminists because anyone it's like take it so says you have to shit i'm just gonna let you have a classic comedian brain you can't just like be nice about something like good for them and understand and after what they believe and i think that's great edith had to shit on it like you in positivity urges it like something i don't know i don't take it always lies positively you guys don't mesh like you just refuse to allow positivity into your life you just don't think it's funny and knowledge does she have to break the tension of somebody telling a story what's so my sharing their story wise attends for you you just can't deal at the attention is not on you you have to turn it make a joke and like make fun i agree with everything up until then

ok up until the attention only one on one stage of stage i'm not a fucking lampshade on my head guy i am i know you don't try to take over for can conversations at parties are usually i'm standing at the wall like everything ok you haven't you good time with your resting better like you do everything which may have them are going to be achieved i know i'm not good at party did you like it energy i didn't mean it bothers vienna celebrates or it might be relaxed people getting not rely like you relax relaxed like the

islands like she was like all my when they do in there or when their clapping applauding somebody saying what they did was brave and there was no guns involved and there was no life or death situation but do you know it's just a year only definition bravery like i think it has to be like you know did they used to be a good for you to slap on back then is now brave this kid i like you don't push me the place i pushed back are good for you now to breathe were used to bully now we know you'd fourth has now what would happen now as he gets punch innovators and then he makes a video that goes viral about that but you know i'm in the bali makes one and cries and then they delve into that focusing in me while these are swirl of trash two miles deep twice two and a half times the size of fuckin texas aware

out in the pacific ocean under the first to brush here before can used its in the soil and iraq did you see that story about africa where this fish was costa rica maybe but they caught fish in other were fishing and i guess this guy saw one fashioning thought it looks second is weird so we cut it open and there was always garbage and sign of the fish they depressing is horrifying tell them but everybody's walkin around colonies are violated enjoy life billboards here that lets you now we might bring you back that's what i do bill bird truth speaker our killer life rule it is right do you really think i'm that bad

you don't get rainbow now lord i don't know you had a fucking you see something like tat and then watch some fuckin actor being called brave committed where make up in a movie yet now of course the perspective is again please we're all gonna we're all blacks and i like nobody thinks about hey who showed that shit together that some fucking little kid like el salvador network and beaten and what the other young everybody's all high five and about what great people they are issues funny that's all i do it here ok that's all it is i look at tea and i share on everything that i see it makes me laugh that's how i do it probably dysfunctional i've been doing really well they sure i'll keep watch reality tv and i dont shit on grain

sit there are required and i feel you looking out of the corner your eye like wisely saying anything well i appreciate being able to let me enjoy my life in peace i know it's hard real but because nothing is more important than the one you really just streamline yourself right now i live now i'm on now i'm awake now mona raw due to more hours that's why can't i have to get the fuck out of here but i was also projects yeah now this is what these classic things when i was younger i would bring about the shit that you do not want it like to live with you but i'm i'm in older wiser man and i know that there is no fucking real estate to be gained in that's i'm just going to sit here in the pocket and justify like ok i am a colossal to live with a question which i could go to paris again you spoiled brat

why don't i get advance how come you're the only one gets headphones by because ninety nine percent of the time i thought i could do it by myself you have headphones it could go out and buy a blue jacket for complicated blurry eighty blue again didn't i just drawn on somebody else with partners they didn't get headphones i never went like do you have stuff do you want these had found you could order some more headphones it'll get here in time with the chartered by this has been building trash by his lovely wife great enjoy de la look at penal i'd like to say that i was a good sport about it because

it was the microphones iran but about three so let me be shut off and if you think i was tired tired before us was reach some sort of advertising i don't have it so i guess these people will also be doing on myself on some points that said joe you we can you can't i'll check it out here on monday please watch this week's episode of crashing on hbo i was all that stuff it's gonna be on the sunday night on age be off then i'm sure we'll be streaming everybody streams now then i can check it out then please check it out i had such a great time and herself much fun do not get to act with you again how those girls nice positive experience yeah it was it was wasn't it i was in the middle of the latter thereby there where was the other the first time we ever acted together

oh my guys i remember this failed pilot your pilot yeah the billboards projects the entitled bill whatever it was but we have now moved negative because i thought about the first time we work together and i was gonna want to bring it up because it didn't work out paved ok well but it was so nice so at a time when that's it i'm unduly always included me creatively you start crying and i appreciate that i really do i love

for that i love you for having me on the four such shut up this isn't the time which is of this kind of a pot guess i'm making a moment let me have it thank you so much for inclusion in your pike ass in all your creative endeavour and how these years i love you so much for that is a very nice but using wales and i just feel like it's the way that you show me that you love me and i appreciate that it could be from bitch anatomy the tears of idea of tiny placate me in that way but i really do a project like an arrogant till today just like talking all kinds of shit our i got my mojo girls do not walk right positive and negative i'm gonna have

citing amar after this because there's more coming later today knows funny you're gonna bite into their full conflux that's what you're gonna do does its course it does things but then there like now have at least a little that a good flavour to it just imagine your chocolate coverage stand now that's what it tastes like a guy like the amount of water that you need to drink or like a half of it will be stuck in your teeth grows it's disgusting but she wanted one can i still have it can i still have our languages are like to salute insecurity about whether i love you are not are you willing to give up what you just said will be the last why you urges you like the way you say no like snazzy leads me it's just like i just don't understand what what are you a fucking princess i'm your wife so i should be hearing yes like most of the time don't wash based god my position

which is what the wave and what does your declaration of this household what did your definition of a wife what do you mean was pushed ever written what your idea what does it mean cause i'm your wife i feel like i should have top priority like i should be like yes yes of course whatever you need andorra wants you may have do you think we're let's get a two way street yes you're so full of shit you are mistaken as you're going spoiled brat my goddamn form of created a fuckin monster you some of my dad it's like you know you doing you're dead i bond a lot opening oils boys and spoil you are so you better give me all these wonderful things which i am grateful for and then you want to call me spoil like that's that's not fair it isn't

we don't want to give you only six we want to shut you up going all five year old because you love me but i work with well go each other barney can i have that you can have the whole fuckin empty box when you're done put it on your head walk around with the queen that you are go fuck yourself i'll talk to you later here's the advertising the sun basket all right my help seeking friends my healthy seeking friends the days of not following through with resolutions because the days of some basket are just beginning which means you're going to keep your resolution this year because the sun basket makes it easier than above and today

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cause i'm doing some shit and raining to beat the band actually this week we're going to have a very special guess who's actually over in the corner right now drying out is his pants on the fan is great good eu aid is enough pants uninformed all mr jo two rows of making his way over the couch very special guess that which we had a studio audits and it could a clap when it came to sit down it will certainly exactly the same there was an audience gel bring in the sunshine on a rainy day dead silence how are you man has been a long time we have done and uninformed for while we were gonna do on this week but we can't which because because we're shooting the movie yet you know you ve made like three pickles than before annoying sounds already they come on here get kicked around that i get kicked around my way of saying that i am fond of you

i noticed by the way you're not using your usual weinstock on the might you switched over to a black weinstock usually have that blue one you know what happened was tat my dog chewed up the orange one was the orange one than i had and then you know something i use a blue everybody ended up having the orange one i went on a couple of the people's party has jimmy door had the orange one everyone have the orange one and i thought i was all fuckin hip and cool like like that make nine million of them put every guitar centre around there now that i have the original like i went on ebay and bought a vintage windscreen i didn't that's a burma to burma yes it is jealous tell our already you and i have very similar attitudes towards people were big into charities helping out others i went over to what i just thought i was going to eat healthy all right you're so i go over to the little market over there that will remain nameless so you can keep your anonymously

thank you you big level of celebrity what can the rightness do you know i'm trying to find some milk now look at me i like strawberry flavoured blueberry flavour unlike so i asked the guy works like do would wish where's the regular mentally do the method and let my friend where is the regular the regular health and it goes this is not now this is all yogurt but it was in these big milk like like courts i've never seen yogurt inanity goes this is our yogurt thinkers this big saturated sweet to the other side of the out the milk over here they're so then i just and i looked at him i go right that's all i was asking you many breaks into this picture ok my brenda enough fuck you you passiveaggressive

once you have hate you fucking job and you think just because fuckin work here on the goddamn store memorized and you're standing in the aisle with your i work here fuckin april yeah i'm gonna ask you a question whether shit you don't like it you quit you fuck a job gay there now looks like it's he actually it's normal that every store cells flavoured drinkable yogurt debts oddity she everywhere it looked like a court it was like i am but it was shaped like sort of a bottom heavy broad with no tits shaped like you i mean though is acting like will obviously one of those gymnast a cup chick who writes a bike too much i know what you're talking about it i've seen it because i'm a cultured man who seem drinkable yogurt but get out wouldn't blame a guy they have drinkable yoga so that shit was when did they come up couple years ago when it came out i mean i know it existed though he was like a game show host with that the milk

is over here to speak sparkly curtain was gonna fuckin dickhead exactly not i'm glad he fucking stocks the mill shops the younger shelves salvage now we didn't he was actually over by the eggs cocksucker thousand right area here did that to me today i recall a guy in asking for information to what this was all in the email that i'd say you like that go passiveaggressive aggressive nuclear moral in another gun shot i must have missed i didn't see i apologize he goes he goes no worries i need to do this for anyway so it's not really began its work is needed to do it for me anyway shut the fuck up if you to do what are you gonna get a little job in if you needed to do this for me anyway to begin with a catch us be honest it we're both a couple a moron sympathetic patients i wasn't regional level both of them have jobs and they want to say why don't you read the label you dumb cunt don't you

your email but they can't so they have to go passiveaggressive wealth that's what you get your in the service industry i am not sure me sorry sir you just have zero tolerance peterson zero tolerance i'm actually you probably wondering cheaper why you on the road on a monday beginning usually come back from my mind my stalker solicitor this fuckin thing every week as i basically just thinking i'm basically documenting my life you know one week i'm like a vital measure by just kept doing this that michael kid movie where is dying always videotaping everyone would you say my pockets is like an awful movie that no one can i like that it's called my wife version all actually i learned about young joad arose out of those you go and who the fuck is giotto rosa

that's a normal question who need air would ask that question people who don't watch comics unleashed these what else have you been gotham comedy now i wish i hadn't premium blind presidents half hour presents over that's none of them though she up a notch shows iraq carson daily several times several to irregular performer your obedient anybody for christ's sake someone you damn regular bus ride i forgot i moved away and you took my slosh never even miss me out that's when i realized tat i was to allay just how fucking unbelievably replaceable i am not that they got somebody else with that they replace me with you just or what i learned i learned was i had to do was going to start trashing the guy that was there before me which was you may immediately would stab in the back and that's it then i'll show is via just eve

as long as i brought a little evil limited gives shit there good guys that's what's the greatest show you smile at your friend is you see the bus coming up behind them and at the last second step out of the way without warning of yeah what should get run over withdrawing from good furs and see your killer cut killers come with a smile what's alive i know it's there it's that line where that is jeez twenty ways where did you learn about me you should learn something about me you shake your foot in recent years i've learned about your job is that joe is actually a big fan of romantic comedy i love you don't like do you know why because i think they make me uncomfortable they make me not joe with all your failed relationships i thought we lined up here with like hating that sort of cheese boast of why you fuckin twitching you ve got

what i do i tell my shit it's what i do and i said what are you would you care it's just it was fuckin it's him peripheral vision here it's like it said distracting me to my apartment is it now whatever nervousness yet nervousness your friend of the shelter opium i feel like a power how's your tragic you think it's not gonna happen ok we all remember you just crossed his right foot back all i'm nervous guy shake my legs are seriously i understand and i want to own a final thought i had that restless leg syndrome it that's what that is its when you're laying down your legs won't stop movement i don't have that unlike the eighteen hundreds who is restless like syndrome now they were just talking about a recent giant fucking fairytale warts on your face living under a bridge

yeah look here's where i like romantic comedy one hundred and twenty thousand people died from restless leg syndrome three kids die from it you just don't know you taken the joke a little too far but shall i think personality is fuckin rain content you know this i ask this asshole this is what a joke classic dirty white boy right it's working poor and out he fucking sits down is put not a brand new paris sneakers still a great unlike joe what are you doing you can away those outside because yea and i just new sneakers i got a mock em up a little bit here warning and that's all why jail seeking look like you know you the real deal now what did you say you're worried that will i gotta think that you're rich they are no they're nice

they're not new look how would you like me from when you buy a new car some vague sides why now that different market up to now that's different give it you actually my beautiful wardrobe in their keep my sport coach very crispin clean i keep my ties ironed some things you like what new something's you like local and warnings balk where'd you get it what are you when you get a baseball hat you know one until a brand new off the shelf you wouldn't have to the crises in the fuckin fate may not actual when they walked down the street they can like smell you sweaty hair now dude you like brand new hat have you ever seen when they stay now selby acts that look warning for that very reason when i was in college i dont like those when i was in those are for those who make it seem like you supported the team for years and they just look cooler that's it that's all it is the filthy the mass filthy they look worn in when i was in college guided by baseball heads we put him in the first did put it in the wash reed why should immediately to get it loose and

increased up a little bit looked at all then you take a brandy sneakers run around on the re because it looks brain anew to make what they were knew enough job now shiny fucking thing in there now they're not given that warning look they still look puffy and like to like do they look great i'll write to you deny why would i my opinion does me good call you look it became almost unknown on stage in the nice new parents sneakers come on out there with the fuckin mike propyloea wardrobe lou targeting addresses all frumpy that has i dont use steal it from might break on stage i wear a tie we're goddamn sweaters fuckin fantastic when i'm on state aid don't you know why do you do and what ruins is too cheap shoes and you friend which are you out of your mind no i'm not i'm totally competition over my dress use cause that's like it into it because it's tacky how much how much do they class jelly cost enough my show their almost see through

i didn't want you widdle your toes you may go in there and imports address you somewhere in these days all these days but picked it up a notch because the other days all meaning all the days i ever work with you you came out with some shit that many years ago they look like you see i wish we years was dressing your goddamn in whatever theatre show you did hear town or whatever theatre show tat town hall you mean i could remember the name of it i'm saying like well nice the big night in your life there was a big night of my life to stroll then i looked like fuckin sharp everybody was go look at those fuckin shoe they weren't they were talking about leave face because you weren't or bloated with boost for the present we were talking about bill i had seven teen fuckin people come up three that night and go to those shoes everybody's listing right now you know when somebody's lying when they seventeen people i counted

i shall say to you bought some issues ok fine my fault my pop up until then show the shoe wearing on stage look like they were common currency grammars rest rest shows address issues and slippers what pairs huge target about i wore them one time with you and you made fun of me and i never warm gangs in chile here and it from you and for your advice natural you more than one and that whole torture let us fight for your advice already re answer that after that after that weaken i got emails from people going i thought you choose your really nice to know why bill was fortunately issues so much on stage when europe there together now the phantom emails of people who agreed with you know what you're doing here today widely known and i'm not sure i thought you'd be funny conversation i didn't know

joe you really your mood is really affected by the weather millions in i find i find myself to be quite presented born i get a little funny when somebody says that i e that i looked like a bomb i dont we're going i never said you look like a bomb since romania i said it was i said that's perfectly as look here and i no dress tat way i don't know what you're talking about addressed very sad thing i take a lot of what i m p i gel you're a fucking fashion plate nigerian jesus she was now we're brandish sneakers in the fuckin rageous asked why you do it like em up a little bit and then come in ten minutes later pissed off what you got out there with japan draped over the divan you wanted a web rennie sneakers i'm sorry sorry for me given a shit about reign over eighty five then until they look brand new competitors stuff usually website up well because checks you're not supposed to represent the fact that you say

i'm not and i stress are right now sitting around one o clock guessed what you know i am not but what i do i look like i m old school do i go and stage i look presentable dude i'm fucking ties which bore coats were sweaters redress shoes i'm telling you some did what that hundred twenty dollar fuckin word that gap suit you were gap suit you look like you're sullen encyclopedias i didn't want to say that but when you go fuck you know you're not onto your luck and you know this guttural serious this is in serious i now i just said your bade me i'm taking a big gradual asians yet know it's there gratulation support congratulations of glad you haven't thought i'd fell for it are right when you work for me i always for it i don't know i was just giotto rosa and eighty everywhere what once every six months we do and uninformed job tell our listeners why we're we're not doing another form this we considering we're sitting here next to each other because

we're doing a movie were shooting a movie right that i am i can say shelve directing producing and acting in and you are also acting in it in producing it and it's a little crazy it is also a robber kelly's robert kelly so we wrote a short film even or not three shithead action we are going to complete something yes yes incredible i was blown away less they were sidney rehearsing like this actually fucking funny actually gonna shoot this yes and then what happens one any day couple a common about your wardrobe and all that fucking love and feel ives i've been a little have stressed with all the responsibilities two ways so fuckin loud didn't check it before we i have among the same level do you have you have a fucking booming voice job it's here we

at the same level were always at different levels and we do this thanks they show thank you for basically stating what i i try to use your should see oil you these nor do i really twelve o clock that's exactly what it that's how you sounded my head by the way you are just the trim and i always tell you that you are just the term or i shall in all sorts of people reckon movies are right here's something here when we recommended this movie and i've never heard of it because it's romantic comedy had i wanna know you think about it said movies summer listeners will call me a fag but the movie five hundred days of summer is by definition romantic comedy but this one is really funny and pretty much for me some relationships in our twenties and thirty's it's a tremendous fell i've never seen it what five five hundred days

why are there five hundred days is a solid love that this summer seems and now because i think the girls name is summer and the total time together five hundred days i get it so five or a day so this person strange what i'm just five hundred days by year and a half since five hundred days with some would have the angelic you think i marry surf and then it's the hall i dont think show i'm really i think it's i think it's something where there's a little bit of a twist where one character abortion doesn't believe in love and the other one does and that sort of shifts enemy is eric ocean or anything like that i think this brutal regime i was gonna see this hardly cartels and jerking off interface comes it shows is dick such crimes that have experts actually you wanna go

recommendation for movies figure harvey coattail crying jerking off that new bad lieutenant was fuckin amazing nicholas cage was off the charts in it i thought it was funny it was various didn't was out like a snake on the plane thing where they started to make it seriously than they realize they actually had a comedy and they just went with it now disposed to be funny and creepy and its and it's fuckin amazing ok he was a fuckin meter in it meant a i didn't really wants five hundred days somersworth ahmed check that just brutal rate scene do is raising is just like you know every movies been done there bent down and romantic it has never been a brutal rapeseed innocence funny is that that adjective with rate has been used so much that that's actually an expression brew rape seed is never a horrific rapeseed you know i mean i get back

whenever you lookin like the movies and aid they review something they'll say woefully miss cast you never horrific miss cast over another awful word another adjective that means african please help me do that really talk myself jimmy it's always it's always runaway pits it says should we give parliament see on that fuck it i just did it maybe i'm just because i'm fine on the media are your headphones turn way and when you start talking in my head you know it sounds like you know like one fuckin black dates back in the day had hatch back in the stereo from the bumper we go today whereby the brigadier you're a little low is the problem but he made a little you're not going to know that yours do that's yours i turned you down your talk in your little well look at it the meter now i'm not i'm fine i'm right i do not want to reopen the red

are you will you weren't a second ago that's the only reasonable shouts called dynamic sometimes you bring him down you pull the listeners closer to their shot radios what the fuck radios how i got your clock radio by the way i know he gave it to me already thank you the old fashioned want just like you wanted with batteries thank you shall i should thank you very much i appreciate you think listen when it will make it a fuckin movie and making a fuckin movie here i think it's like citizen kane i'm gonna do a big speech tomorrow before we had the first think my speech everybody's thinking what is it about its manta comedy and even or not is a brutal racist and we're gonna get harvey can tell the come down and show is cock and is be the greatest hello is a song about twenty minutes hopefully it will be down the sistine world them what happened we can't tell you what it's about you just have to wait for it to come to you

local amc twenty minute movies look for it on netflix on some sort of best of short films of two thousand ten maybe they can maybe they can at the beginning they try to get you to buy popcorn and the type of shit well that's what i was thinking is we can maybe shop at around some theatres some of these aren't house theatres and see if those show it before the features i think some theatres that sort of thing near bill yet and the lesson wanna do is put it up on the internet sallies can't get it for free and we just have more free up but you have to do it now is that what it is do you have to who the fuck are you to charge people ghana where do you get invested all this money in the movie in it i like people send emails and download story dude ella well like you think it's funny males like it's not funny it isn't you can't you cheap flocks

well what do i do this i know it's his next week everyone's gonna semi emails telling me that the illegally download my shit thinking that are totally regional that they sent me the newer didn't there's a bank or spoon a big fan of them their new i'll just came out and the last thing it says in the liner notes is buying records in record stores is cool like the library is turn their back on this but it still awesome to go in and actually by an album and read the liner notes and yeah i work and all that shit jog at me ass if i was young i had no money and i never paid for music like thinkest you never pay for what they were able to do that would have water i never for water when i was a kid oh i know we have to scare that freedom it is actually going to give you a cancer or something like that way to try like they did with the water they try they said they said you really get viruses and and everybody download files was gonna get caught and then what happened fuckin mr mann

came along and apple said hey guys you don't get viruses with our computers have a fuckin fischler to go around the world via is on this thing is because the virus makers haven't decided to attack which why i don't understand why because everybody likes the dog but eventually these these guys aren't really dug the apples and then and then when they catch up with pieces what's likes like the red sox you know their rights jake ease the red sox and one and so long a lot of people you know go with the fuckin red sox just gazetted gonna dogs and then we won and then we will walk around go for good cheer the use made everybody immediately fuckin hated us right now i would say arguably we're just about his hated the yankees i would think i'll wait i'm talking sports

doug turned out as talks voices how its exports is how much i don't give a shit about sports you were targeted at that and you see that empty plastic container over there i literally zoned in on that and just we focused on at a hundred per cent i'm sure i don't like romantic comedies either but when you talk about a mile least have the decency to list i urge you though the underdogs i go with you you what you heard the couple announce with yeah i'm bringing falls back a little fresh remove rush with me i shall we get but here another hour segment on my part yes we get segments on this package as i do you like it or not the one that is what is called unacceptable is the one i learned that the word i use now instead of you fuckin count when when i'm mad corporations i keep my cool i try to watch the get i forgive myself i have time speech before i call up and i just i just keep town whatever is going on is unacceptable here where there is no one above me

taking its unacceptable i have to talk to someone above you know you're not running the company i know you just doing a job mammy do the nice thing you just keeps its unacceptable so here's an unacceptable one that has to do with kentucky fried chicken you see if i can get a big drearily gets argued for a trigger i know that's why i decided to read this unlike joe like state that slop stores that christmas did you hear no it was ridiculous it sounded like a certain i live sketch diggers he's literally did songs like here come santa claus and its bob doing on girls clouds here hosanna glowed announced it was we dick you always know what it really still give it i didn't i don't now that they say he redefine christmas he probably i am not a fan of bob dylan work i appreciate the man's abilities in his skill in his talent i do now

everyone listening to music ever like that tangled up in blue he's got a couple signs that has that will go and see the day that you give a blue whale david david david david you tabled here today will you do it by our way lady way lay across my big brass band i hate that one worth taking you guys vote out there and just say in which one of us is more tone deaf when we say tat the they like the one i like her kane i know that's cheesy when the like but i like it and it's one making the moon with denzil flipped out because xl didn't winning an oscar which obviously that it was racist right forget about the fact that marks course easy i can do

good fellows aging bone like fucking whenever a taxi driver all these are then he never won one but its racism because he gets bigger passed over the fair point they make is no black eyes ever win them i agree with that i agree that they would go for christ's sake stands out is the guy that made it to the top of a guy and act at aspects given it to two tons of black these illegal salmon should be parity that's that's kind of like that this but that is in a way not necessarily racist aggravated regos algae she's weapon out custodian orders people you know i've learned through stand up is people give a fuck about themselves and not in a bag necessarily always one hundred percent in a bad way people are focused on themselves and what appeals to them in their fuckin group so they're not gonna be like the fact that a bunch away

people continue watch white movies and go oh my god and made me cry i totally could relate is not racist rise like went way hey i did i was told about this last week onto a stand upright i'm telling you said joe i'm out there kill in the room i come when the first things i did i was talking about swine flu and adjusted ok i'm wishing a player on the world everybody's laugh in everybody's havin a greater than it came around it what are you a fag making fun of homophobia but there was i guess at least one day do or someone had a gay brought our arguments for if i guess in the middle of it someone went fuck and homophobia couldn't hear what he was saying because of you no i don't i'm my ears are fucked up here too i said what you say and i guess they storm gonna find out later that he said you fuckin homer for first of all the job was making

funny homophobia and not only that i made fun of fat people i wish plays on everybody and everything was fuckin fine everything was forty everything's a fucking job till it comes around of that shit because that's what the fuck that do gives a fuck about because that's his daily existence we in that guy so what i'm saying is just because a bunch of white people can afford isn't fifties are right you got us sixties honest but seventies eighties noise and all the way through if a bunch of white people are paying attention to white movies you know i know what you re man i don't treating people just dear ass i got grown at the other night a piss me off because i was and about america in haiti on our like yell

i understand you tell you you tell me we need to stay out of iraq but we need to go in haiti and i was like don't you see how one can happen without the other we have to steal the oil so we can be the superpower so we can help haiti then spend our time about putting a permanent based down there so we can protect wherever i let me less help us how they want to do it all the best so i go don't you get it i go i go where the where this liberty like this is how celebrities work where we're like angelina jolie like she probably fuck him through coffee in some in turn speaking with time and burn the escape off his skull and she's like i feel sure about that and we know that the black hit that first full circle that the black in areas like what are you groaning why don't say what the grown in it because they were i believe joe people were i believe that people are good and that they do things because for

good reasons only but if i what is it poor kid they wouldn't groaned i should black it to the ground it was like it was at that and i wasn't a black it was the best look in black it she could find over there i know there is a little blue fuckin mohawk ass you get she got the american idol like you shit i can't take this i got loose you keep this you pick up the phone rang you don't give a fuck judgment in the fact that suggesting the levels as we do that then give it away that this then was kind of fly by night i say again you you may you made a point but that's a thing like that you have to learn to work if you are the group that is kind of rain shit you you do have to have some empathy and you do have to every once in a while yet atossa being oscar i guess that my point there i'm just saying i mean think like these follows air cabdriver give a fuck that date that they pushed out you know you know fucking pay

we make our work or whatever he doesn't get to drive a fuckin cap anymore we have always iris guys a mac where you go and those guys don't you think they give a fuck they don't but today does that mean they hate irish people they don't give a shit that just fucking hook and each other up universal they'd like each other over wherever indians just compare black we're not getting an oscar do an irish guy nothing will drive canada fuckin moron the area of ever indians not american indians are forbidden to but india indians the real because they had they had the seven eleven industry locked that was their shit and now it's all air boots and i'm arabs are good for good for the arabs by ladys got shoved out of the prison this habitat that they got shot they also had the whole world lockdown one point and then england went over there and took him over there that's kind of what happened to them a lot we anyone taking over in england but you know i don't know joy

read the charging i've only by an english kid i read like a third of a book about winston churchill and gandhi and then i know what i did after the start of this book about rick flare after that however if you want me to let us get back to the unacceptable story which is so fuckin to fit it oh by the way this is this is this and this is why we do the radio show uninformed i have i knew a great about is the flock and people who listen to this it makes them feel better about themselves like then i fuckin morons too that's my fate that's my favorite part of his shop he's going to four canoe to use i should i felt sorry for the indians vigo they ruled the worlds of english took over the nice it how do you let it english guy pushy around you said so that about rick flair it was just a stream of stupidity there was not one worthwhile

we re actually my fantasy joe that i'm actually that my listeners are just as dumb as i am i hope so i just rolled out there because i don't have they had won the great thing joe about free art is you don't have to be nice the people who isn't because i've had people complain just like i will go don't listen you know my fancy i gotta make let how do you make less than zero i guess you can make you can lose money my fancy is the people they listen to the uninformed show our action smarter than us and cultured and build us up like it's so brilliant commentary on the thought process of the average american we'd it's that we actually think that were smart and the genuine article six one of those movies where the you know where the does not the fuck he's doing becomes famous because of it the gas sure everybody i play along of brutal rapeseed aright his unacceptable kentucky fried and here we go

we start i want to share with you my unexpected unacceptable experience at kfc as a k of sea by my house that at least records the time i visited does not have any crispy chicken available and last night when i went there at six fucking thirty p m right the middle of the dinner hour computerization right the middle of the dinner hour there told me sorry no crispy chicken at this time take sixteen minutes to cook more i had enough did not respond in any ways at the thumbs punks could not anything around me and i just left went down to only going to chile dog assumption anyways so today after i found myself craving crispy chicken breast and a wink campbell again and against my better judgment i went back to this place they gave me my meal and i started to leave before i left those like you know what these people don't exactly have a great track records i opened the bag and lo and behold the

the little small i lifted this gain saw was dark makes so i went back to the drive to the window and wait five minutes while blowing my warrant for someone to at least give a shit when they came the window i said very low nicely i s repress a wing and i gotta find she said to me now i made myself it's a breast like i'm true retarded to know the difference between white and dark meat in the sizes as well so i said no i eat breast a lot i know what a breast is should begin speed some crap about it was just some sort of small breasted something but because i let me finish i just said it is a fine so finally she i do realise that wasn't taking any crap so she said okay five minutes they bring my food back ask me if i need any sauces ignore their too little too late attempted customer service took the food left when i got home they hadn't close mashed potatoes all the gravy was spilled all over the side of the box not only that but the breasts they gave me was only partially cooks obviously once again they were ill prepared by the level

so for the first time in my life i find myself writing a letter of complaint to the companies corporation headquarters which describe the situation above with the word unacceptable intermittently just throughout the letter not sure how long all be before i receive any responses but their webs feedback only allowed eighteen hundred cases where it goes off the rails because he has found out what happened your problem number one why don't don't write first law you you the right thing by by making an account of all the mishaps don't write a letter just call the place up the customer service line on the website complain and demand compensation before you hang up and the prohibition a bunch of free coupons and shit like that so we can go back to this completely inept kfc the thing about uses re free fuck it some people say that again joe finally a vague ok generosity

this very broad joe and everyone's put my bring an expert in just like opera you should be set scrubbs right now also i gotta meet when it comes to food at a really i don't complain i got out and i would ask for my money back and i would go route but i would not be like you know listen you know it sigh i know what a sigh is get me its eye and then they disappear and come back i mean i'll tell you where you need to do because i do i've done this show many times i've been in these situations and i always complain i would go to the manager of the restaurant and go we'd be like i don't mean the the night shift manager i want to that runs this shop that guy here wincey here i'll be back back and then you go to that guy you go listen anybody here

the shit you guys fucked up don't curse but you know i regret to say here and now i like this fantasy com jail that you're creating don't do not trust me i did what i've this is what i would you give actually variable when i have to do this year i collect myself i can do this if i call on the moment that's when i fuck up but if i if i get my shit together i can do this you calm and you go but here's the deal these rather mistakes you ve made a loyal customer i spend a lot of money here i keep coming back i'm tellin you right now either you me compensation and you really gotta play up this is the angle you gotta play up you can't you say i this and i got that because then it's just gonna be like well they made a mistake you gotta play up every time i order they give me the wrong thing but what worse than that in which truly unacceptable people make mistakes

ok fine yet to point out the fact that you're scared the fact that your step is unable to live up to their mistakes and when i ask for them to rectify them they give me an attitude like i am somehow wrong further for what they want they screwed i tell you know what you're gonna percent rikers amabel already give you a refund just not leah arrests and then you go in and you go work with me here and with the guy gives you the problem then you go wandering gonna corporate i store number and i want your full name cheese try running around go go and if the guy gives you any trouble go really you're not gonna give it to me when you first namely those union name tag i'm going to figure out what this is because some of them will do that like other people walk away from them that given the information threatening man rosa says to make threats i like tat but after all call corporate is overrated unrelated we gotta start rapidly sing up your job

if you get it actually i gotta go now actually address all thank you for a drop in and by i gotta go in the other room a helping hand to thrive on the phantom fuckin mrs placement thanks a lot right like something why not judge for yourself bill why horror you sneaker contract my album is coming out on com central records it'll be a very soon what its cause what did you call what i wanted you to call it now i call it the depression auctions which to create title why should you aren't you have i liked your other one better it's fucked term at the ship we dickhead they won't let me name with it may cautious in the title that promotes curiosity is this very narrow oilseed collection the measure all would have been the look in your face like someone about re they happen let's go see this limit this shit party dickhead elvin great anyway

it's gotta depression auction of the outcome of central records and a couple months and have some headline dates coming up i'm doin jesus jeff you gotta knighted many brand stress factory in february gazette like tyler parrys stress factory vinnie brands just figure new brunswick new jersey it's on thursday i believe the eleventh i think so come out too that there was some of the worst i think i ever generals everybody i swear to god is what happened you just last year you momentum now i was trying to get out i wanted you to be happy about my arm title any kind of shook her head in a year and i like it i like it but i'm just say like i'd this shit and what the fuck party of scandal which in fact have to shift whatever the fuck it is it's funny i just never strike you couldn't happen because of their and depression occupies a bit i do it because they won't let you would you why were making our own fuckin movie jack

what these businesses you come up with an idea and then you go up to these people who are funny you go is it ok if we do this and they like now nowadays illegal ok you gotta come back with some other stuff joe disappointing in you like apparent ok now it's back to the regular podcast major babel marine underrated overrated over because the questioner i have you guys what i think is more overpriced ok just little county fuckin with its more overpriced disposable razors or orange juice because both of those products they somehow like if i wasn't corporate world and i was trying to decide make more money off of our product that would be mice my presentation that we somehow have to have our product to be perceived this same way disposable razors in orange juice origin

i would however urge orange juice are perceived in my presentation i have like this fuckin build up of music and i would be like nobody like disposable razors orange juice and a damn whatever the fuck we was selling you no fuckin coolly just like orange juice it is it is drank and it's a different color than water no no i'm a common and about the corporate world are this gets over eight hundred overrated drinking under the age of twenty one have always been a good good kid corner quote what does that mean them and you didn't drink that youth you fuckin vandalized and never started drinking even now that i'm nineteen however all the guys i knew who have getting wasted since fourteen are all huge losers jesus christ isn't that true started seventeen you're ok i am advocating underage drinking from seventeen on our yeah those people if you start drinking fourteen you have a terrible home life or you're just a euro europe follower

and are you all those kids that's basically gather kid you started drinking in eighth grade if you can't make it too fuckin otto junior if you can't make it too high school without needing some fuckin scotch to take the edge off from adding insult acting fractions you know you do you just on your way to the gutter anyway she said i still have fallen i still meet girls by the way i don't think boozes abed is bad or anything do plan on hammered out my twenty first birthday which is actually on saint patrick stay but it's not central to having fun like most people think you know something i'm not trying to fuck up what you're doing here because i think what you doin here is great but until you ve gone out and get gotten shit face you really don't know which is better ok but it's great did you have

because what you haven't done as you haven't opened up pandora's box it's kind of like me you know sitting here going you know i don't need heroin you know i feel great i go to i feel i can also you know that's all i need you know why because i've never felt how awesome heroin feels is emily mr zelaya fuckin irresponsible think that i'm doing here i'm almost like encouraging you to go drink i'm just saying you know i got you know if you don't drink until then you might not want it you just never fucking do it it's not good for you try out your joints you drink enough of it you may like a fuckin hip replacement i should think that's more like if you do i coking crystal meth i yeah why do i don't even try hurry what the fuck i'm talking about underrated girls who wicket you i was introduced to a girl by my friend last night she waited me and i almost creamed right there do you know what i'm jealousy you

you gimme that thing how you can't you kept open you can never go back he can't recapture your innocence i just wish i could somehow like when you get an external hard drive and you take all this shit off your laptop and then just drag it into the hard drive so you're fucking laptop run smoothly again i wish i could do that with my brain and the first thing i would do is i would take all the porn did i ever watched and i would just eliminate that you know and i would just dead on the fucking you don't have to worry about five years away from being able to do that shit there will be great i do that couple it checks them ray of a couple of checks i fucked up in life that fuckin download that put that shit there what are the dumb shit what else has been fuck me up what i ran a fucking know i wish i could do that shit

four girl winked at me now i feel like i've got a fucking cheese ball that she can't kiss you fuckin wings i said i would think that if i was your age they drank it somewhat fucking with me here i would have fuckin though it a minute that would have been it was really depressing when i just instead i think more so for me do you know what you're doing the right thing you live in life the right way don't don't do it don't do it don't you would have everybody else does god you should face then move on to fuck and weed and then you fuckin bang is many fuckin checks as you can think that your accumulating all this shit and all you doing is taken a hammer and a chisel to your fuckin soul had you just move further and further away from far continue i think true happiness is it's it's being not ignorant just fuckin yet if you didn't you didn't indulge

i do you know what i'm glad you're here i didn't realize i was just talking to press this week it just all bullshit you i mean it's like if you take a minute to fuck anita down it right but it takes our to burn it off you know that all that fucking goddamn treadmill as you said really given you guys a whining it isn't fair speech others how fuckin thing just went off the off the rails is that what happens here well why don't you help me wrap this up rights downstairs you're right this is new york city he quickly for the big ok jesus job you can you know what odds of somebody snapping onset tomorrow you i'm guessing you know that was very funny i wasn't and over this attention in your voice i was gonna get me weren't you face a little time

this despite yes i just got an absolute clusterfuck but you know something i dragged a mixer across the goddamn country few people are right i want first of all you know i know i can assure you guys we call new morons in this type of thing and if you don't have to listen to this again i fuck and understand and you know all learn my lesson and i'll come back on next week under a disguise is someone else i think i found a new place where i'm gonna be doing these parts ass i have time to do one more podcast angie asked do next sunday foreign i'm in temper i will be a type of florida at the improved so please come out and all the last link to by the way that theatre on playing in england i guess is the lesser theatre for some reason it's it's i don't even outspread it's fucked written like ellie i see ass ye are maybe that's like some of their history

upedes always talking about america how there's no history over here you don't need no documented history you don't make me happy are we didn't build some fuckin castles that guys don't you want to visit mushroom in the fifth grade they make you take a fuckin field trip over there do a report on it but i'll be over there the lesson theatre in london england on the eighteenth and nineteenth on dublin ireland i believe that the sugar club and then i'm a glass skull i thought was glasgow but its glasgow geo w i guess it said like slow glasgow scotland knows a couple places like that like corrigan people read it and that's a big thing people in the state of oregon walking off they like it's not all gone its oregon really why don't you spell it gee i am well

actually doing bits now above the doorway he names of states i'm gonna fuckin endless anyways unfair which shooting a movie this week i'll let you guys know nothing comes out and where you can purchase it and then one if you will just sit and then you put it up on youtube and that everybody will take it for free oh oh oh oh my god my ass off oh by the way i am really got that that's fucking band laughing my fuckin asshole tell em a o f thysel laughing my l am i don't fuck enough whatever work it out have you heard that sign that they do that shots on i'm sure you ve heard those guys i first heard that song i'm in miami beach i thought that they were idiots and that that was the end of music and now i realize the fucking genius those guys are doing if i was fuckin nineteen twice

twenty one twenty two and that fuckin song came on in a bar and a club people must be just go and absolutely out of their fuckin minds when that comes out and then the fuckin bartenders jump up like that fuckin cairo ugly and they start pouring shots if i was a club owner right now that's a fuckin sign i would be playing and i pour out to all your youngsters and then i would hire furthermore illegal aliens with mops in pockets to wipe up all your puke you inexperienced fox but that's a great fuckin that's a great idea on that actually made me want to go out and drink but i have it if you're wondering eyes have a drink what the fuck is today is a twenty first one twenty four fuckin days in this house knows my catholic school operate on punishment right now i sinned on january first not just won't jesus to forgive me that's it that's it

the park yes i know it was all over the place i know it's shocked so you know i already know ah fuck i forgot this story this one's gonna be long aright real quick i went to other you see ella yet you see ella bruins for the polly pavilion this'll be funny this is worth paying enough for a right and i was sitting down and always down in the front row right behind the basket and cause it's college sports you know you can get their full fucking sixty five bucks you know so we show up made a body of mine and there's this guy in the in the blue you see allayed blue like after a wig so my guy right he's crazy guy and right off the bat there was just something off about the guy and i couldn't figure out what he started clapping and rocking back and forth and i just thought it was a typical white dude with no rhythm and it just got progressively

at first it was funny and then you realise that the guy was mildly what is a politically correct term for a target mildly mentally challenged and die everyone's while a cheerleader melchior later would come by by the way what's worse stewardess or cheerleader if your father which one would you be more disappointed male cheerleader comes and because i we're going to do in a clap and i guess i got this chair illiterates got one two three four five six seven eight you she likes you she lay fight fight fight that's like they're they're fucking shit right so he comes we bring society and he goes on everyone we're going to do in a calf and this fuckin do too like literally almost fifty years old who is really high pitched voice with the blue afro he just gets up i know it i know it i know it i know it's stupid with sheer with them

a year later what is the word for that that laugh that article it'll correctness you're not laughing because the person is you know some issues in all there for the grace of god go why but what he's doing is fucking hilarious like one other team would go to take a foul shot you know people the yellow they scream he would get up in what did we would like ten feet behind the bucket like the whole area was wide open for the chile's he would walk up there and just be like jumping up like an absolute fucking spectacle and i swear to god he was actually he was so fucked up he was actually making people miss their shots what does this already was i really annoyed cause she had season ticket she's like he comes here every game he's here every game and he thinks he takes crate when they miss and i respect all people too i also don't like make it the people were mentally challenged but you know

with such a fucking situation there right i'm trying not to fuckin laugh but the guy was hilarious any was literally making people mr shots and the fund of the whole thing was was when he would walk up to people that day you know i didn't know him i just watching that the look on their faces as they slowly figured it out there like well so this guy is drunk oh oh oh ok and then they would shorter looked down some people would engage in they would shake his hand be like hello but then it was became conversation that you couldn't get out of breath dammit do one of my ears is fucked up in his voice was so fuckin loud i think he actually furthered my fuckin tonight is so if you go to what you see our game and even if they lose you gonna get a fuckin shock has attitude he's absolutely hilarious i'd i think his name is steve i don't know i'm not making fun of the fucking guy gets a kind of was booked

why should i should adapt out like ten minutes ago promotion and told her fucking story because actually had a good time going legendary mine just my son