hey what's goin on its bill burn is time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast just checking in on you hey pit do what the fuck why you check in an honest so fucking late this week dude would you have a fuckin hernia zero happened what did you did you get your black no i've by most have called partners have ever had to record you guys i need us up for my emotions honestly sleep i don't know what happened fuck you i got real busy and then i recorded the podcast for some reason there was no audio i can't figure out what the fuck i did to my max i did something off freckles did something so this is my second attempt last detail

we believe it or not i believe was on thursday hours on wednesday i swear to god that dog ate my homework that's literally what i'm telling you in a podcasting way so to work one of my original mixers here thank god it and throw it out thanks i'm a bit of a pack right you guys no actually i do want to throw it out big i was gonna give it away to somebody's what i wanted to do that the thing out maybe like do maggie realise eve out at times a semi known comic said the word can't into this makes a mixer mixer and i thought it be worth something to somebody that they would take it by never got around duets thank god i had a backup mixer at this level that ball in that right now a mixer body i gotta mixer anna backup mixer what the fuck do you got you know if they still had mtv cribs right now i would be on it our lifestyles of the rich and famous they have one and a half mixer

i get sad day said a day right in all freckles spend alcohol free for nine miserable fuckin weeks its action in some time at the point now i give a shit i don't think i think about it occasionally but now i think about it but why would i go back to that opium both face sitting i could join himself after a long day of work of performing words that other people wrote degage has realised how hard it is to be after some time suggest show up and say things people already said for you want a piece of paper that's what the reason why this week's a little crazy i got a little acting gig over the next week or so and the more general hospital and i'm not allowed to say

everything you're not allowed to say now cause you got all these fuckin cuts everybody tries to figure out what iran and then they start i don't know what they do and then somehow they know what you're doing before even shoot it that's like the level of technology okay if you actually say what you're acting on its somebody listening to you on a podcast has a drone with one go prose somehow they will know what senior doing but the next day before you are before you do ok speaking of drones do you know that the next level of over the next level of live the next level of fog in his early to fucking there's only two of em you they take lifter ways so bad and the day when there was the ages of beta everybody chose the hs so think about that the next time you are going to get in the car with a stranger there's a bunch of weird movies come about now

understanding and others a fuckin documentary right now and in the end it's sunday it's it's ok i glanced at it quickly i think it said it was four hours long can't before i was locked the documentary about two now votes who said when they were kids they allegedly got molested by michael jackson now i gotta ask you this why the fuck what i want to sit down and watch that sit there with a bucket of popcorn and some fuckin junior ments right familiar the war story they can abdul kid you know and you know some people say they just do it for my utter what the fuck out but i wasn't there bullets you know we true lunch i don't want to listen to those stories what kind of a fuckin parson wants to fuck it sit down

you go to the movies you know you're gonna get something to eat and you sit there the cap or what do you feel like deluging in before we listen to this horror i'm not gonna go back what take when i saw schindler's list i believe i was eating popcorn i mean that this movies they should not you should not be sitting there stuff on your face with food right of a documentary about the genocide in rwanda and out of respect for the victims then you fat americans will be allowed to eat over the next two hours la pretty fuckin groans has take hypo glace scenic anyways so they they get back to the drones the next level of ober is at their actually gonna have i swear to god like unmanned drones

none formerly man right now that you can get into like a life size one like a human size one how'd you get in this fuckin thing and you fly over the traffic like i like i do when i fly one of the helios take captors and i to tell you this you are out of your fucking mind if members lay sick i surgery when that first came out remember that maybe a couple of fuckin people go god i can say to the future but like one out of every fifty will be like mine at kyoto i'll never see again yeah there's gonna be the first week of lay sick i surgery version of that i want to know how in the fuck the fda is gonna fuckin sign off on that one you know god damn well this a quick hats

you gonna have the guts grissom fuckin some it's gonna happen you know it's bad enough that you gonna have the person up there careening down are falling down their debts you can be sitting here can watching and i felt but but better better fucking hipsters gonna fall through your goddamn ceiling tight genes in all euro hitler youth fuckin fade with the i know how to make shoes by hand beard that each of these gonna have them come fallen right through your fuckin sailing i don't know you you'd think if fuckin people like elon musk are trying to figure out a way to drill through the goddamn earth and now they're gonna have unmanned unmanned people on meant

but on may devices flying people around up there you take some people at some point jesus christ speak somebody would address the fuckin population problem signs you have too many people we're gonna have unmanned drones fly people over densely populated areas hey everybody yeah cell phones you have laptops how many times what what's the longest they ve consistently worked before you had to refresh it shut it down or restart it we'll take it over to the apple store so one of the genius is be like i find that i found the problem people in aviation you can hit a refresh button ok yet every fresh they refreshed by holding off wherever the fuck you

crash landed let's refresh this scorched earth and then i'll be like what should they and stop horror struck today when two hipsters from several like we're trying to get from silver like out to santa monica too do a crab beard tasting fuck it festival whatever that whatever the fuck it as they do to you hu a pocket watch convention yet another followed through some fuckin get up on vague not paid in a month air traffic controllers fuck it irony struck today are you you're out of your fucking mind and i also think it's gonna be at least three hundred bucks for trip becomes some elite thing and then i'll be like you know we have to have affordable on me and drowned

why unmanned bill you know why because man learned how to fly not women and i'm sure when hollywood does the fuckin next bio pick of or villain wilbur it'll be like what why can it be orville in wilma and now one of a woman and they'll make some sort of back story that one of them actually identified is female just so they don't get yelled out on twitter or villain wilma we're very proud of this that the real story of devils island whatever the fuck they however they they actually where they learned how to fly is like sums devils something or other they show that some jesus fucking group out their jesus group or just talk that's why you tell you right now that was flawed as evil ain't you ever read the story icarus they flew to close to the soul is and is winged his way

based car on fire and he went all the way back down to earth and he continued to fall to earth through the earth into the pits the flames of hail i don't know what i'm talking about and i don't give a shit i've just contractually obligated here to give you guys some sort of an effort for thirty minutes ok that's what you get not to me oh by the way speaking of efforts sunday tomorrow sunday whatever january twenty seven two thousand and nineteen this is the since these soft open sports world without football for the next six months this is the one you give me your god bless espn god bless what sports the way the way they gonna be keep yeah hammering on on sunday as if something sports wise is actually happening in football worked out air traffic gap and rob caskey is touch it is

left hand was right fuckin clean rob you find it harder to reach to the right one with your left hand or the left one with your right i'm sorry i robbed ground caskeys not answering questions right now i mean who the fuck he's gonna surround watch that right they used to actually least the guard the improbable it's something going on but that's people there's only one more week evanna felt football there's only two teams left one left so you have to ask yourself who are you inviting to yours super bowl party are you gonna have the balls to i can only invite sports fans i guess if your team isn't and it why do you give a shit why not be social you know what i mean why not have a bunch of people come over who don't give a fuck just

the burghers that doritos the fuck and hot dogs this stupid dips that fact the thing that somebody made that nobody really likes but they bring it every year in everybody's gonna take at least one fuckin bite out of it maybe like it's even fog is better than last year i think i think i'm toying with the idea of having people over it's going to be a select few are right and they will come in on man drones and hopefully not false the fuckin roofer my house that's what i'm open that's what i'm hoping happens no why fuck is this seems like the sound is down low on this one at jesus christ who knows who fuck knows i just want to thank all the brave men and women who make the mixers out there who are fighting for my freedom and defending this country against terrorism

how's that do not much longer is this government shut down gonna like this like the most fuckin petty damn like to stand to why if the government shuts down ok air traffic controllers and people like that they don't get paid but politicians continue to get fuckin paid i bet i'll too i'll go out on a limb here i'll bet because it was some sort of legislation that a fuckin politician paid somebody to come up with and they all fucking agreed all agree to be i guess we will continue to get paid those fucking filthy counts i still don't understand how somebody could actually be a democrat a republican when you were shhh behaviour like this feat actually just fuckin sit there

no i mean i don't know i'm just sit here what am i to do now is to what every fuckin cunt does which is a menace state the obvious without a solution you know like i'm above you right that's what i mean i do that in general just part of being will form a part of getting on stage part of being back and waiting for your name to be called a feeling that rush of excitement tat can only be disk i've just someone else who has taken the stage you know when you speak into a microphone does this you just feel like you know things right in poligized all if you poor people out there who never in your life were you ever the thrill not reading and simply turning on a device speaking into a micro on recording yourself you know i feel bad for you you know i respect all of you you know you your pants on one leg

the time you know joe expect you gotta get through at least four beers before you physically abused the woman in your life you know that you chose out their lunch pale larry right ham hawk harry you no fuckin caprice son sandra capri sun by the fact that it pull it out of that i don't know i know i never go to those fuckin juices back in the day all fucking weird shit people used to eat over those stern lunchtime thirty fucking years ago in the cafeteria go to it would literally be with local fruit role ups you said this it fruit role ups and i swear to god it looked like wax these people just fucking disputes i don't know what it was it was it was some sort of fruit infused flavor with a pound of sugar and then i don't know your way from fuck and workers in the third world

aunt or some shit i know what it wasn't kids would sit there and he to me you know what nobody died nobody died and in the world was actually was in a lot of ways was a better place i'm not saying we were is progressive as we are today some would argue overly progressive and when i say some i would say a lot of the voices in my head would say i think we're gonna go too far with the shit you know dark giving actors shit for acting why are you pretending to be something that you're not because its acting that that is what acting is ok if you take an acting job and you just act what you already are that's not really acting which is why so many people have a decent job b what they are on sprayed and then everybody thinks they can act till i can act it's easy airborne

chick from hall crazy drug addicted chick from whole played the crazy drug addicted chicken that fuckin way she was unbelievable that create that crazy drug addicted check i could we might well she played a crazy drug addicted check saying that crazy drugs that woman can then go on screen created there is a certain level of fuckin tap ok but don't put yourself on the same level that my left foot guy guy walks around acted like abe lincoln for fucking year before is actually abe lincoln ok then you're going to just come in and play virginny self what am i doing right now i am describing my acting career ways how much time is that jesus christ it's like fuckin units lyricists like five fifty in the morning and i add up to go to the gym i got it i got the acting gig also happens today at seven later call time shows like i'm going to get up and go to the gym all right cuz

trying to get myself back and shape your rights remember the old jim so i go to the djinn every day it's just become pop me life and if you do what debate betty you gotta jim everyday you can't tat big body or a broader so i don't everyday i take one day off i figure even if the lord needed to take one day off when you create the universe his arm sculpting this flower covered colored body do you know how you know something all of these minorities out there with their pigment bitch more in complaining i ask you this is a privileged white male do you understand how difficult it is to get shredded when yours transparent is me ok i could be injustice good shape as some hawaiian ok but because

i am so pasty the word it is never gonna know it and do you understand how difficult it is for me when i out into the world it's like i have a couple were ebbs to you just can't see them i want to get that janet jackson stomach makeup we just sent you don't get one of those people that you know when you almost have abs then they just spray paint them in i want to do that right and then i'm gonna do put on a half shirt and do my dance cover of miss you much is you too much i really miss you emerge i'm invite a crush on her when she was on different strokes i didn't like her when she was on good times you know me

and i guess she was younger with baby fat and workers were basically the same age it was because she was broke ok i'm not i'm not trying to get with some issues lebanon the projects and i liked or better when she was euro are different strokes you know interacting with super rich white people than than me as a little like it could relate like i now the world dull both to the beach just one drum work might read you may not be ripe that was inadvertently one of the funding of things that i have said on this progress but i'm sure summer will take it in the wrong way what are you saying you kid fall in love with someone could they live in the projects projects projects

it's exactly what i'm saying that is a privileged i am you know if women can go into these fuckin single buys these meat markets in one of their first questions they ask you when you run into is what do you do for a living yellow much fuckin cake you put on the table there swing and dick why why can't i choose why can't i choose my tv crushes that's i was i was in a leaders with my tv crutches crushes you know fuck all those bitches on the walton but i would och anybody on falcon chris no man now the world though booth due to be just one draft budget rich white people thrown each other in the pool in evening gowns i've never seen that one is joan crawford and morgan fair child had their end

miss cat fight you know i think it's reenacted on floats during the gay pride parade in every city is now what is now required they have to have one stereotypical thing gay people gay man let's stu what straight people think where into what's that ps them so we can try to be a little more mainstream this year that different stroke someone when it gets in your fuckin head you just can't get it out you know but it's enjoyable everybody's day except the due to played wills that's kind of sad guess i dad next i think i'm the same age as well as well drumming bubu when it driver

he's on the only one left laugh guess he is yet you know something that's what i do when i watch me tv i try to see like who's the only guy left all that's a great fuckin trivia thing name tv shows where there's only one series regular still alive different strokes beverly hillbillies warmongering why wouldn't willing on why while the again the dude you know that's right now that's all that shows you re now how hard show businesses make us in the real world women the men right but this business is so fuckin difficult that that doesn't make any sense does it well let's see whether one check overdosed and then the housekeeper she was like ninety three when they started shooting at she fuckin crushed it she had a great and crew here too shows that made indication

she was honor she was on the facts of life right you take the good you take the badger taken both in there you have the facts of life you know do you know why that saw was a debt temple because when you really just slow that down that doesn't make any sense you take the good you take the bed you take a both in there you have the facts of life what but that doesn't mean anything but you speak take the good you take the bad they can both in their you had sex like to all that sketchy i don't feel like thinking the facts of life i know you think in a bill your wife is black we ended tutti on that showed no i was not i like joe joe them can't i looked around the dirt bike i can tomboy i'll blair at first at first hand blair but there was just something so fuckin wholesome about her after awhile

i was just like cigar jesus christ imagine the fuckin look she be given me a week into this deal like i'm entertaining the fact that a young freckled me could actually dated blair from mom pocket joy i just said it the facts of life i don't have any easier talk but somehow i tell you about my tv crushes right back in the day i would occasionally watch charlie's angels because even back then i was so sexist there i couldn't get over the fact that i was watching these these women made up running down the alleys tackling these can guys in the trash kits having said that i obviously like firefox it right but i the cake jackson fair

she was sort of the first me more i feel you know the fuckin brunette with this okey fuckin voice the best was when she was on the rockies bad at a border back there added bad at it you know what i would love to have on the fucking plug yes i would love to have the trumpet player from the nineteenth seventies who fuckin just got in with whatever studio and played half of those theme song stood if you were in a fuckin horn section living in a delay in the seventies right and use it you just fuckin and then they had all those cops shows you are worth in every can we you and that bongo player the bomb oh player which is crushed every time you fuckin chase to suspect down fortunately they they always play playing the congress of the bongos right and then whenever they had the theme song for this shows the fuckin orange section

but i've been out better than a bad job it's better that it better than their dead dead that's right can horn players crushing walking around polyester shirts with unbuttoned dowdy and naval yacu medallion you little coke spoke right don't go to bed with a press on your head no don't do it bill what are you predictions for super bowl you know me i never think my teams gonna win all day when i'll tell you right now they're gonna have their heads folk were these rams of loss edge the rarity make fun of those fuckin those thirty something douche bag who in the rams jerseys who were crying

we'll get all emotional their fuckin girlfriends were comforting them when the rams beat the states like what the fuck are you create such a typical phony work in l a douche bag it the ribs had been back for three years they left in the eighties you're fuckin thirty years old you don't remember these fuckin people i gotta wear requirements floating down thirty guy now the world down to the beach just want draw your team just move back stop with the crocodile tears ass wrong expressions topic a phoney fuckin tears those where actors that's what they weren't than the nfl of course has to show them look how happy we make people and now let's take a veteran out of the crowd in charge the marines money for it

where's jail went about a round of applause for this hair all that were now charging the military the fee for commercial acting like way support let's bring out the american flag everybody and horror people's patriotism so we can make more money let's settle this class actions so what former pliers there that of about thirty eight dollars per player oh jesus i'm gettin cynical twenty nine minutes we made another one you know what i got a riddle advertising here i can be broken by all mother fucker that's how i i i justify my crush my leaders crush on projects here we go helix everybody pellets

hey man you have a wake up in the morning with a raging out now you ever wake up in the morning with regret so what you ve done you don't i did this morning i woke up this morning i had a dream there are one of my relatives was on a boat that sank with light wondered fuckin people they all missing and somehow i was in the ocean but still in my house and i found my love one and it picked her up and she was face down when i turned her over she started crying and was coughing and she was still alive i came in think i talk shit i talk the rescuers i said beat that and i realized she still alive and i started crying and then i really just started wailing cry i walked by my mother and she just when jesus bill

like i was crying too much i don't even get supported by drapes replaying the terrible decisions you made the previous night over and over and over taking the sweating they yelling or whatever else you did the piss everyone off piss everyone in the bedroom off well guess what bird depending deciding to sleep on a shitty mattress is your choice i like these people try to write this dialogue like the way i talk so now i have to take my head away from the microphone in red literally what they wrote buying a mattress is so where would i ever begin well you're in luck body letter somebody here certain by just because early what's your problem bird because helots he like sleep

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well what kind of balls do you have i those medium sized ones but for some reason they weigh down my ball sack as if it's not a quality ball sec you know like i feel like if i add a quality balzac the way to my balls they wouldn't be mid thigh it actually makes me today and plastic surgery am i going to see one of the male car dashing go down there and get a ball tucker balzac talk you know do you have a wrinkly balls act that is so twenty eighty come on down again botox gabby balls botox just listen to what these women have to say i never use the let my husband's ball but without it no they're not harry down there every night tate all right that was my nod to david cross and bob odin kirk when the hardest i've ever left in a sketch is when they did that fuckin sketch about the guy with the giant tape in the porn industry and how they

where it was it was not that sketch i didn't hear that sketch it's the way they went into that sketch where they had like a bad man style fight i can't really remember what happened but like you know they would do the freeze frame on on the on the punches they go pow beth you know slam and then the last one this do look like he kicked the guy in the balls in it just said taint i was fuckin screaming laughing because taint was white world a very not known reference at that point fire were correctly that came out of the african american community you know taint we see tat balls it's the taint right that was new to white people and i was not ready funny patrice told me that one and i wasn't ready for that come on out of that show and i scream in lapland

my lady at the time who was good occasion she did know what i was laughin it but i was

ass you know somebody laugh so hard even if you don't get it you start laugh and that's basically what happened and you know what just happened there you just listen to thirty four minutes of my bullshit i gotcha again mother fuckers are right that's the podcast have a great we can you can't there's gotta be a little musical interlude here and then you gotta listen to another thirty minutes of our greatest hits thursday afternoon just before fighting monday morning podcast possibly released on saturday it made a mighty came out ten years ago eight years ago a pocket eight minutes ago i don't know i don't pick them right i'll see on monday morning what's going on it's not worth it

they morning podcast for monday january twenty fourth two thousand and eight and how the hell are you how you do it did you have a good week was the world nice to you it is a big day for me everybody this is my one hundredth day by what i said i was knocking off the booze cause i was starting to have a big bloated face i was like fuck this i gotta i gotta you know i gotta get on the treadmill i gonna knock off the boughs and i was true a beat my previous record of going seventy five days and this time i say fuck and have called for an even hundred at the girl what has been achieved j j j i did it tonight i'm going to the bruins ella kings gave down at this stage further the most unfriendly fared fuckin place you'll ever go to two halves the really haves and the have nots broken it doubtfully before you got that

proceeds down low sit next door cannon jack nicholson fuckin since these basic where would have fallen sit down there all those douche bag sit near with their fuckin faces yanked back you know by the way how long is jack nicholson would go and both for its just fuckin unbelievers how long it took four that guy to go bald hills one here a day since nineteen seventy two saudi have you noticed that there are certain people it just takes for fucking unless they seamlessly went into a too pay but he's bald now but you know being someone who's balding myself you know i pay attention that type of shit and i pay per to tension all these motherfuckers see the receiving hairline that all the son it's not there the next movie i was like that you go look at that guy he went out and he got himself sort of vast scalped in a user friendly way and then they re

you did the front i got out like that all my life i would look like clint howard it's not going to end good for me yes i want a hundred days one dr days a hundred days yes and i don't know i'm afraid heard everyone i'm afraid to start drinking again because i know with that i type just pick up where i left off like i really learned about addiction during these last hundred days i realized how much shit i was you know nodded addicted to to a level that it was like enough i was coming home and slap in my girl around you know get on all fours grew look at my dog is i peed on the stereo and then the next morning like do we need to remember that

well maybe i would drag if you weren't such a court you know i wasn't doing stuff like that i was just out having a good time i like beer the way i like cake and cookies there is really no reason there's no reason to have cake or cookies says no nourishment that your body needs you don't need that much fuck and sugar but i like it i like the fuckin rush you know you sit there when gloomy myself what do i do it member i was young i just go out and play frisbie for me it was simple right you get all they got all this debt ngos bullshit everybody's fuck a nagging you you get the blue those who go out you get a place a cake right feel like shit six it's a cake later you're like dude i'm fuckin all right got that sugar rush going

since when i realized i am i have a number of addictions i am addicted to sugar not like you know need an intervention but like fuckin crave it but if i lay off for four days when if i don't eat any sweets for four days when look at a donut or a piece of cake it's like laughable like why the fuck would you eat that look at it yet better at that there does they would look like real food you know when you're off when you're fucking when you ve kick sugar when you look at a glaze down just sit there i'll fuckin sweaty it just looks horrible's like why would you do that you you know you look at all of free sitting on a cake you will you make that face like it sat down a lemon like jesus christ enough already fuckin cut down stairs

the dark as being too loud i dont care douche bag i fucking love all people but i hate that mother fucker downstairs i fucking hate that guy hate that he's got a classic person smell he doesn't he has a unique smell you naughty sat he smells like up like a fuckin if you little wet dog on fire ok if you did that that's what he smells like fuckin miserable mother fucker this goddamn dockers the original dockers fuckin army navy store shop douche bag fuckin miserable can't give me the stink everytime i walk up the fuckin walk can't stand the guy fucking hate him there i hate i give a shit i die or fucking you know i'll argue that one in the afterlife i'll sit right there you know he drank it

yes i did guilty is charged intrigue a lot of women like shit you're absolutely right guilty is charged that you have you had a poor opinion about the old man downstairs well let me tell you some jesus you tried living above that fuckin can't go talk to you he made em shut up you're fucking hippy oh gee so when he was so tonight i am going to i'm gonna go watch the best of that of the of the forest sports the four major sports hockey is the best god sport after all right i know a lot he won't realise that because you never played it you never went to again hence you don't know what you're talking about you know it be like me making fun of line dancing i've never done it you know i've never gone out

bought a pair of wrangler genes that we're fuckin eight dollars and nine sizes too small for me so they kept my fucking balls and got out there and stuck my answer my pockets did this little fuckin that little army got that fuckin line dancing maybe a mass suicide amongst lie dancers could that just fuckin happen and middle award of your fuckin corn ball stupid asphalt it's a country music it countrymen zog is i don't even know what its rightful like pod people absolutely no soul in it what's so there is it all right they're angry redneck listening to is punching the dashboard eu chevy yes ten are right there isn't it fuckin sucks lying dancing we sit there with your fuckin found senior can pockets and you do

that little for i'm do actually i'm in dallas texas this week so let's go for bigger on this one we do they think you're fuckin i wish i wish it was a broadcast which are not going by the way stop fucking ass can be the great thing about this thing is you can listen to it while you're doing other shit right are who are you not doing other shit right now well all right then are you are you not pretending to be working right now looking at spreadsheets right you wanna fuck in plain words choices for food aren't you doing that if you listen to this when they quit your fuckin pension rights it was they do that stupid thing with a band they fuck and maize and then i came to go fuck amuse her brain cookie gale gigging giddy you write a music goes and when they do that little thing where they just one and if one of their feet i there what was the right foot it's just pivoting on the heel and the toast

fast forward and then to decide that back to the front ah then they do that little thing were they you're fuckin foot up and i spent the bottom of their foot all of europe we bought those people as they actually think that jesus loves him i got news for you read next jesus is looking the other way he's embarrassed he's comin his can hair into his face when he watches you people lined it is look like that chicken the ring yes to speak in a which i'm gonna be i completely forgot to fuck i was talking about i know i'm going to go into the hut get tonight liking first the past abroad the like kings which who actually have a really good teeth like that do summits stuck fast itself called attack

what are the greatest fucking game it i've actually been playing hockey recently ice hockey the real fucking deal and i'm excited guess what i learned how to do this week forty two years of age not married no kids i learned finally learn how to stop on both sides but you're funny i have i have to go by some more hockey stuff useful out here and allay i have to drive all the way down to like orange county just to find someplace step that will sell hockey stuff but i have to even though i suck at this for it i just i'm just an old man and like it takes about ford that's how deep the bruises are after i've done for on the ice and like four days after i play i look like i've been beaten with a fucking bamboo kane i had a brutal one when i was in fact in atlantic city last week i do in the miami he tore of comedy by the way black city was so successful i just got an

well today for an offer up and fox woods for april thirtieth so i will let you know as soon as i find out i'm it actually have an update right now would that be amazing right here on the fly and she listened to the monday morning pockets fuck that's just keep the flow of this podcast going i think this was what's gonna it's gonna be a got what we're almost eleven minutes in things are going for some reason the voice way too loud on this thing what's goin over this anyways yes i fell on my my fuckin right ass cheek and hip last time we played before atlantic city and its policy as i keep pushing the coroner carefully that didn't bruise its did it hurts when i touch it when i put my thumb it to my little fucking right but cheek it hurts right and then like four days later lake city and i'm showering and i looked out look like somebody threw a kid

great soda at me so i will be getting all all of the hockey stuff which i really didn't want to do because i don't want to put it out there that i think i know how to play hockey cause i don't i just enjoys socket fun the fast gave the only equipment i where as i wear a helmet for my big fuckin head and i wear the full cage in the front because i don't need any hockey scars the sticks and all that shit why why would i do that to myself like i'm going to win a cup to sacrifice speaking of which i should probably a cup to right now left in paying out a second round in the box that i get anything that i get anything nothing you mother fucker so anyways yap so this so tonight actually tech technically i can start boozing this is the one

day but i gotta be honest with you i'm not going to do it i think i'm gonna try to see how long i can go this i'm gonna wait till there is enough there is a specific event where boozing makes sense then i'm gonna knock it off then of the poos report might what am i gonna do honestly i may never gonna have a beer for the rest of my life i don't are those people in a do it it's like i have a weird sort of like respect for people and a and i also have faith that disdain for them because i went to a couple a meetings not by choice the judge told me i had to go as part of your set it then i went there you i didn't like it i kind of like

i liked sort of the roma can like that the only aspect of church that i like a like going to church because it reminds me not to be a complete piece of shit but other than that all that stuff about hippies walking on water talking the bushes did just sounds like an acid trip ere it just it's just stupid and there's always a fuckin leper how many fuckin lepers were there back that jesus christ get tell me would have a fuckin giants stick back in the day just for the lepers you know jesus christ fuckin smash alright let's get the fuck away from me you fuckin leper what would jesus do he has the ability to cure himself i doubt a right don't you think that maybe that's why he was such a good shit because he's the son of god he knows he's going to heaven courses doing the right thing itself fucking easy to be a good shit when you

walk on water and touch something and it gets cured of course he's goin up and shaking her head your fuckin freak get away from me i can't do that you're a leper fuck off now go cried the son of god so anyways yes i will go to these these these meetings these meetings at the girl i believe and addiction and at other times i just six i dont think all those people attics i think some of the just weak i can't stop myself it's like you don't have like your brain tells you arm to move and pick up something and put it to your lips right

did you guys like alcohol you guys become like such an alcoholic like the bottles actually talking to you out of a combined of that shit you know goddamn fucking pussy alcoholics right go drink a case of beer i understand pick it up a right and then taken up a week or two of you don't do it every night you know i should have full of shit i wonder percent believe in their debt addiction thing and i actually believe i naturally now i now understand after watching the biggest loser every season i now realize yet it is it is an addiction because every

are those people has some sort of psychological reasons as to why they do it but wait a minute i'm not fat but i'm out of my fuckin might yeah yeah fuck em right so i had worked at a fuck those fat fuck fuck them i guess that are you twenty four cakes what but nobody gets said they do set ups what's the deal we working actually some people do that's one of the last shows they'll do jim addictions you know they'll do somethin like that because i think they're out of boring jobs to try to make

citing have you seen that they actually have a show out there right now about people mining for gold you know i mean money for gold obviously they still do it but it's like big business now they have these sophisticated machines that cut the tops of mountains and then they grind them down like it did with the number two pencil and second grade trying to get down to the array right ok but nobody with a big bushy beard is squatting down like a chinese gambler next to a fuckin river with the god damn dinner plate trying to fight gold but lo and behold they found ten douche bag so don't it decided to make it a show and they decided to fuckin have what film these guys argue each other men play this something danger

this is happening music underneath it not sick of it a right fuck minors fuck people whom make cakes for a living in fact those goddamn crab fishermen get out nobody is making you go on that goddamned boat fuckin idiots goin out their risking their lives of flounder kiddo say what you do out loud for a living you say it out loud a couple of times to yourself i go on a fuckin tugboat ok i cite risk my life to get to get king crabs so rich people have some crunchy to eat go fuck yourself j p borg and you weren't crab go get it yourself what are you fucking up

i can also make a fire i actually respect those guys gave a tremendous tremendous fear of the ocean huge real people who go out and swim in the ocean you're out of your fucking mind your audio fuckin might i have said this before the podcast but you know what i will say it again i don't give a shit i'm edgy i'm crazy they should make a show about me and my podcast and the dangers of it you know within me o neill will have fake arguments you know we'll have shit like plugs or something will go wrong here oh i don't know i don't know what we're with my liberal showers ted talk we're gonna have it then cut to me you know so i went to go do the pod cast i could finally le pen sellers tat you know

i mean i gotta get this park has done by monday or the fact that you don't set like i think the orange county choppers they basically created the template for all those reality shows and now everybody does that shit the exact same thing that would happen on that fuckin motorcycle show whether where the sum of the gap that we had a problem the carburetor did fit for the carburetor wasn't here another bottle like dad comes here yeah i was gone the copyright prison here we re the courtroom took up her then he gets on shore whitish welcomes girl were no word you with a book and curb rigorous how fuckin jack is the dad on that show he could squeeze my entire family to death if you got it i did enough obstinate they do that shit like it makes sense on the chopper show right but you mechanics

there were their greasy dickies they got but crack saying about death they're gonna yelling scream at each other right but the fuckin idiot making cakes so we got a job we have to make a case for the firehouse and i decided to do a cake that was shaped like a fire our hydrant i wanted to do a fire hydrant motif the little dalmatian peeing on the fire hydrants but michael was like i don't think so ring urine into something that's gonna be in your miles there was typical my cultures shooting all my creative process kill yourselves nobody cares nobody cares about you and you're fucking cakes and i like kicks because another we did you let's see how will you twenty minutes in here twenty minutes into the focus podcast should i do it should i do it i'm gonna be

i sat here my condolences to the chicago bear fence in the feds into your jets the true facts the true sports vets what's it all talk shit the ones who are cool the once you get off you can actually have a conversation about football with my condolences go out to believing as a fan of boston teams from my entire life i know what it feels like three that fucking close and they get kicked in the seeds again my condolences congratulations to the steelers add the green bay packard da i would like to but this dialogue this is something that bugs me about nfl football is is this i dont get why in every other fuckin major sport they count championships from a hundred years ago like what

the red sox they they won the championship and like nineteen o eight or somethin when they had crazy legs magee was playing fuckin third base with his giant ebenezer fuckin mustache they count those the red sox count five world series tiles that we want from nineteen eighteen four fuckin montreal canadians they count stanley cup that they wonder in that time to write the yankees they count all their pre depression era during the depression or whatever that's right when they started when they count all of those the fuckin celtics count this sum is sick he's the fuckin lakers count their championships therefore

two or three it wasn't even the nba those your baby ache championships their first four out of five championships were one before the twenty fourth second shot clock even existed when you could win a basketball game like seventeen to twelve they count those so my question for spots for sports fans is why don't they count and it fell championships why do they only count superboss cause when you just count superbowl pittsburgh steelers art are the yankees there the kitten maybe instead celtics of football but it's bullshit it's fuckin bullshit because the green bay packers have one like twelve or thirteen and i felt was an superboss they won three superboss unlike another eight or nine nfl titles there for some reason they don't count the pitch steelers were in the other fell when green bay was

all those title so they had a shot at wedding them you know it's just as much as give the canadian shit got i yet dominated steam league which is really true they were going tit for tat with the maple leafs until sixty seven but the ruins were in that regional sex so we should dominate and we didn't so that's why i shut the fuck up when it comes to their conversation so can anybody out there tell me why don't they count and i felt titles like i don't i don't get it i don't get that would be if you didn't count then a baseball you wouldn't missed out on babe ruth making man jody module none of that none of that would count bill russell wooden count it's fucked up i think it's bullshit and i think it's nothing i want to go to what i love sports history i want to go when eagles game and i want to see nineteen sixty and i felt champions

eagles friendship adjusted just that they should have that up to the cleaver browns wanted and like i don't like it see three or sixty four with john brown the bears one one with my mike decade what's his face their dick bacchus right they wanted the green bay packers want a few then the courts with johnny united out the ones that they want the greatest game over fucking play yankee stadium giants first the nineteen fifty eight the overtime pocket victory right then any that shit it's just respectful to the athletes that played those were the best of the best release white guy four proposals you have but seriously there was only one

professional league so the talent poor was even greater than and they they don't they don't count it and i think it's fuckin bullshit and i'm hoping that somebody talks about that considering you have the most successful team since the superbowl era and then you have playing the most successful team in nfl history they have one in every era except for the seventies and eighties i guess i didn't want to championship in two thousand but they but they ve been competitive or whatever you know that i am speaking of which do not take us realise that right now breadth farm is getting sued citizenship have fucked up the world is right now brett farm is getting sued by the by too much zeus's because he

try to get some sort of sexual favours afterwards and they're they're they're suing for that you understand that moreover i say i just wanna try bread five is getting sued biomass seuss tumor sources that i said but who says mousses too much is forever ask and basically took two were you know to bang up at the end of it that's showing it did you forget either i just its focus that what you know what that's like that's like me showing a comedy club because i got heckled it comes with the job there is not yet any misuse anything promises out there that listen to this part cares honestly gonna tell me that that you ve been robin guy bags and their legs

in all that and you no one has ever asked you for a fuckin hand job the individual fuckin comes with the territory that's like being a cop and so when the city cause you got shot at all right you fuckin put hot oil all over a guy's body and you rob everything but their dick i mean gimme a fucking break you goddamn cocked this is yet people going to ask you to rob one out ok and have yet a shred of fuckin decency you do what you complete the goddamn job right because side says all body massage right last i saw my dick is still part of my body are right you know their leader misuses alike there like the fuckin quarterback who can't get it done you know just always comes up a little bit short should fuckin interview him afterwards they know what happened in there

i didn't just get it done you know like right there i was just reach out grab at night just stir up what we do want it as much as they wanted it that's just like just at such a classic piggy back lawsuit it's like once said first stupid whore you know gave bread five shit this is very interesting that i've noticed about horse once one comes out of the woodwork then all of a sudden twenty come out of the woodwork you know and then they always try to paint it is what we would too scared we was scared fuck you you were you trying to make money and you trying to build on the momentum of the other case that's the female version of poland a train on somebody you know the guy version is you know you and eighty of friends bang the same girl the female version is you know you're a fucking whore and you're just waiting for a whole

to pursue a guy that you fuckin banked and then you fuck you you drafting behind their law suit archaic like one of those fuckin ferries that right by grace out there in the in france that just person people off actually you realise that the level of cardio that you need to compete in that sport is ten times that of a professional hockey player that's when you know you're watching a sport no one gives a shit about when you have to really start bringing out like science they did a study the heart rate of the average highlight player of go fuck yourself what do you take that highlight thing just fuckin cup you're not she attained in your asshole and care yourself out here what did you do that though that makes it is that what they do with the highlights sticks the shape that way

what a vague you know a user friendly bike see that you can walk up and down on it all i it's time to read some questions for this week deserve have exhausted all improve skills at this point sing i want to tell you guys can you guys do me huge favor if you're on facebook there's some douche bag pretending to be me on facebook just don't add the guy he has a celtics logo i don't know what he's doing he's not doing anything malicious he's just pretending to be me it's really weirding me out i mean what he thinks he's gonna be i can't get laid off a facebook so i don't know what this well maybe get better typing game than i do you know i just don't want that should be added to my file down there in houston you know right there's a lot of question out there about you know

things are happening within society specially get all this this is something that i think a lot of white people need because not because where more racist than anybody else we just get just the the consequences of us fucking it's so much harsher than other people because you know where we are the goldsmith entered when it comes to racist you're in the driver's seat right now we have better the driver's seat for while basically beating if we are ignorant assholes it it has way more effect than when other people are yet out back in the day when people were running shit that's the thing web on top if you think an ignorant that's why europe if you're talking you're thing ignorance shit you have to be called on it

because just because he because he effect that you can have you not a bit like it if somebody from bangladesh fuckin hates me that such a stupid example ok that's not a race people i ve nor bangladesh's and i got me out with you i'm not that a city or a country bangladesh have ever seen that are not the prices right the showcase showdown were selling yoda bangladesh and some white trash person like myself to say with the confused can they face like i don't know where that is with the terrorists are i don't wanna go there whatever bugger filipino people fucking hate me does it affect my life it doesn't i'm not gonna go job interview you know what part does not run by filipinos you know me that's it has anyone filipinos i say with you do it there's white person not sail play has thereby helping out this week

where i have never had issued i gotta have a lab gather my fuckin all that shit you're going to jerry louis voice there lay so young people have questions so here we go and i think all races to shine in the question that you have if you have feelings about a different rates of people and you just think how you think it's something funny there's death and malicious but is this offensive is it racist this is this is the new topic okay and if you feel that i answer these questions like the ignorant white men but i am call me out on it here we regard this first one up oh isn't races to call indians deborah taboos and i'm talking about the asian ones not native americans i'm guessing by debit dabble jimmy debit taboo debated the boy you say like that debit taboo is it racist probably but it's fucking funny

so that not sit down a little bit this is what i feel that makes something like racist it's like like the reason why that one is it as offensive is because we have we know slave them that's the reason why white black should is so sensitive is because of the shit that we did to one where we ever really fucked with those people you know so if the black version of that was as it is an offence to a black people but whatever yes that would be did some sort of marking of the way they spoke yes there would be that would be offensive if some c o was giving a speech was driving actually i was having someone else drive my town car we by a group of butter add

they proceeded to walk towards get you'd have to apologize so i guess yeah i guess technically dab dab like that would be that would offensive is it racist this is what i really really it's hard for me to say because it had its what's in your heart you know because i make fuck i really i make fun of of but enough i play a game out here when someone is let me ask you a question for you this racist i have a game out here when i ride around with nea and she does not approve of this to keep her in the clear she does not approve this when somebody makes a moronic move in front of me you know driving you don't just makes a fuckin reflect move i play a game called old or asian and you have to guess why because i'm going past the person i gotta see what they look like you know when

but somebody does some fucked up some committees do great yoga that you just want to see what the fuck they look like right that's it all duration source speed up my little hybrid to try to pull parallel to them i always so what you say nea what he go with all duration what do you got all duration she goes i'm not playing this game its mean that i'm gonna go assault and i pull up spoken asian you know our nailed it was an old guy so is that racist i'm sure it's offensive but within the context of my own car euro yelling at anybody and i got to admit you know there's a lot of truth in the fucking game jesus would have to apologize next week in the park so i would say by any people why don't you try meant i would say that yeah that they would find that they would find that offensive is it racist let me see if i can use it

incentives here a year i called a customer service said the euro one of those stupid dogmas answered and try to tell me that his name was steve and act like he was edna kentucky but i i know that he was actually in india because what he talked he was no double double words how could i hope you is it racist probably you know something bad has to happen between white culture in our or western culture in indians so you don't owe me it's like it's like you're playing a team and there's no rivalry like patriot first jets this year was whites and blacks it was bad it was not a hate yourself but like patriots verse like the fuckin lions

yeah yeah there's gotta be some shit targets its knocked out but it still parts if somebody says something made not really know what the fuck goodbye let's move to the next one the next one on they knew controversial pick on the monday morning podcast is racist our right here we go bill i had an interesting experience today apparently involving me as a racist i was walking with two of my co workers who both black oh geez here we go we were going we'll get some lunch one of my coworkers who are most a friend with did a little high five fists bump shuffle with one of the female sex security guards at the front desk now both of them and how they interact with one another i kind of me aid a in passing comment to the tune of man

guys in your handshakes while obviously laughing laughing well obviously laughing at just how choreograph it was in more or less picturing them in a studio or something working out the logistics to get the fuck and handshake perfect any as we all laughed and moved on and we got our lunch hour so nothing wrong yet so you're cool these people you made a joke in everybody laughed no problems no problems far however after coming back through secure back through secure i noticed a security guard stopped me and kind a scowl on her face i thought she was mad at me for something but it turned out she was mad at this other lady who was black because she overheard my comment it was telling that security guard that she couldn't believe i had the nerve to say something like that

should be ashamed also to the point where she could what's the point which you could actually go cluck complained to the human resource people because she was offended etc without even considering that maybe just maybe i was talking about the security guard and mike coworker and not all black people now it being corporate amerika and all i'm sure rather than even face to pass possibility of any bad press they'd rather just sweet me out the door and completely ruined my read any reputation that may or may not hold at the company just to say that our asses i feel i did nothing wrong and they had no intention of doing anything worth anything wrong going to go on and on about how i kiss black babies and try to rehabilitate inner city schools because i don't but i am certainly not some corn fed rebel flag waving ignorant product of what might be incest

i guess my question is do we really have to walk on eggshells when we're just making casual conversation that just any that just any kind can pick apart select the context that they might think it is in and then start crying foul basically i would have liked that woman account and told her to go fuck yourself but let's just say i was already and of worried about my job all right see you i think this is this is the classic one where you fucking around the other two people knew you fucker but the one person who decides to get offended and then you have to go on tv and appalling eyes which personally i think is the wrong move because when you are apologize now it's like your your admitting that you meant it in a bad way made the apology i would do they say look you know i'm sorry that you didn't understand that i was joking but

i consider and apologize like i have any any sort of ill will come in your way you know but i but just to avoid the problem in the future white people do not use the expression you guys or you people better when talking about black people that's just it just knock and you're you're setting yourself up for someone to get offended and down there's a weird sort of our push paul going on with that whole law you guys in you people thing where rom when somebody white says that their becomes this concern of that's your separating you separating like i know you people over there without you live your lives aware over here but people have

weird relationship of white people where they're like you know can you stop stealing our fuckin music and our culture but then like if some you know hey let's paid the streets euro while they show you dont know neighbourhood we're all in this together right all of us together you don't owe me so let's that where'd sort of fuckin push paul thing going on so yeah just avoid avoid the whole fuckin yet you fucked up you didn't fuck up but you you left yourself open for a sucker punch by saying you guys you know that's yes that's what it is i don't let's that's that's my i basically or white guy telling a white guy how we fucked up so black people feel listen to this think please please help me out here did i basically get it right is essentially it and i know most people wouldn't get offended

but that's what about things like that girl getting offended and then you gotta worry that you're gonna lose your job is like those fuckin piggy back horse who massage guys for a living some of those masood as they will actually come to your house and give you a full he rubbed down with oil ok and then after fucking nerve to get upset that you try to get a hand job at the end of it you know gimme a fucking break but did you fuckin misuse broad man the fuck up and start robin one out is it that goddamn hard no pun intended is it that fuckin difficult to just fucking you know so here revenue motorcycle that's it that's all you gotta do

up and down up a doubt that debt fuckin oil you in it have you want that house on the hill sweetheart there's a price to pay all right when a quarterback who owns every fuckin record good and bad in the goddamn universe asked you to rub one out god dammit you fuckin problem or maybe you know blog in this business sister that's right stare at your fuckin manicured toes pedicure whatever the fuck you spoke to say jesus christ me bearing all right today go that's it that's a new topic is it ray and i would love to hear some honest comments from non white people about their thoughts of the fucked up once to ok because i've watched enough likely movies to think that evidently it's just us but i've hung around enough people from different races to realize i am everybody's like this

everybody has a little fucked up thought she goes ever see that broadway play they got that song everybody everyone's a little bit racist what is at the alphabet city one whatever the fuck it's called actually enjoy that actually went to a broadway musical and there was puppets in it and i had a great time about there was a say about me all right let's get on with advice advice for this week our advice spill let me set this one up view because it gets a little complicated over there i went to a new year's eve party with my best friend of thirteen years oji oh by the way this guy uses so many fucking names i'm just gonna use the names are right i know i don't name names but fuck this guy there's like fifteen fuckin names and then he goes back to the first name back to the seventh named so fuck em naming names i say we go up i'm sick

finding that rule much like they suspended the salary cabin and i felt football issue same way right bill i went to a new year's eve party with my best friend of thirteen years mac i got really drunk and hooked up with my friend johns ex girlfriend anna john and added had data for two years john broke up with them back in september rather harshly and immediately started banging other girls and i also work together oji and we ve become good and here we go so hooking up seemed inevitable have friends have even joked about it if you guys like but each other yet because wanna get wings anyway i've been doing this girl sarah since october we never got

two serious we kind of agreed to take a break when she left to go to london for spring semester max girlfriend who happened to be a cunt is best friends was era right are you like me are you ready lost but there too many fuckin names here let's go back to the beginning market i got really drunk though i want to use a party of my best friend mark i got really rock and hooked up we're ok marks his friend john has the ex girlfriend or it is like a fuckin many resolved to show you clubs from last week show you what you think some companies sarah they agreed to take a break and the girl you taken a break with is best friends with your friends girlfriend mark ok i got it i am not the speaker so what this party and an eye this is johns x and and i get pretty drunk and start making

none of our friends were there my except for mac mac side and got upset you fuckin pussy i just had to leave oh my god really like some fifteen year old girl exactly i went to her place and proceeded to do some stuff we didn't baghdad night but oral sex and what not was aid and we passed out we both agreed that nobody needed to know what happened i went to barks house later new year's day and said nothing happened with anna and i by and by the way we just made out i figured that was enough for him to know not to tell anyone especially his fuckin girlfriend neither of us brought it up for the next four days and it seemed like everything was fine couple days passed out of nowhere mac ass

me if i was going to tell john that anna and i made out i was sort of taken aback as you showed a bed sort are taken aback by the question but i told them i hadn't planned on it he said he wouldn't tell john if i didn't because you didn't want to be a bad friend or a good man i told that it wasn't a bit deal that we just made out in it was being a huge bitch i was a bad on your part even though he was being a huge bitch you shouldn't said that a right because he's acting like a fuckin check right here and hell has no fury like woman scored any just scorned that fucking bitch man right there right so you can guess what the fuck this is going ok and then asked him if he told girlfriend about it and of course he said yes when i asked him why the fuck he did that he said because i needed to know if i should tell john jesus christ i proceeded to call him up

a good man and let him know how much of a bitch was to tell his girlfriend especially since he acted like everything was fine for four days yeah this guy is beyond a pussy the kind of guy who like you know does he like big brownies see one of those guys who like doesn't mind going shopping with his fuckin girlfriend that's funny that i just said that i actually outbreak browbeaten a fuckin second such a fuckin hypocrite are illiterate finishes eric nobody did you know about what happened and now he told his girlfriend sarah this isn't my fault once again you fucked up to set nobody needs to know about what happened and now he told his girlfriend sarah would definitely i doubt i knew sarah wouldn't care about me drunkenly hooking up with anna but it still nothing she didn't need to know how serious the fucking twice what to europe somehow i was able to leave max house without beating the shit out of him i call john who is spending winter break in el paso and tell them what

what happened he said he didn't really give a shit agreed was blocked four mark to say anyone any the anyone especially as girlfriend when i told mark he could have asked anyone else about whether or not his bitch ass should tell john what happened he said he asked his girlfriend so we could get a serious opinion is being told to keep your fuckin mouth shut you little girl from either one of you either one about ten or so close guy friends wouldn't have been a serious enough opinion anyway i just needed your validation are how much of a bitch mark was about the whole thing off and i decided to start sneaking around and our banging each other no harm no foul feel free to add onto the story of any real progress yet do dear that's yeah that guy right there at that guy you need to cut out of the loop

ok daddy's zalm that's it you u forfeited your fuckin guy card it's over you can't be trusted you think like a woman which is fine nothing wrong with things like a woman but just go hang out with a bunch of women now what a fuckin do the amount of shit that has gone down that i have fuck and i so buried in me that i don't even remember it the mount a fuckin shit is ridiculous i don't even bring it up when it's me adjust the other dude who did the dirty shed a fuckin buried second i know exactly how to do it when i meet you fucking wife your girlfriend alpha fuck it look you rightly i sweetie how are you you look great you ve been going the german fair testing your guy

such a sweetheart god dammit the other day there was a catch stuck in the trade of course guy up to it for a ladder just started climate up what a swell guy even if it's a dick even if it's a fucking dick what are they do it i'll just avoid his girlfriend but i'm not fuck and bring it up to that guy really needs to go get his fuckin tubes tied what a fag aright you'd youtube videos of the week you tube this one is fucking absolutely insane and if this was made by white people this would actually be considered racist on some level but it was actually made of its japanese chinese people whatever the name of the video is how to poop and it is an animated cartoon teaching children

how do i go puppy in the toilet and it is fucking insane it's fucking insane it's great if you really have a problem in your life that is just weighing on you sucking the energy out of you a use need to clear every thought from your brain please watch how to put got em podcast outcome we got all these videos that's the official fed cited the monday morning podcast just please go and watch this thing it's fuckin awesome we got really good i get three really good youtube videos to sweep the next one is this guy made a federal reserve music video that you have to see its he's doing basically saw parity of the police's song every breath you take it back great the guy actually has a really good voices fucking funny so now the great one in the last one is it just a high

light video of jim brown and that so many fans said say john brown is overrated and he couldn't play in today's and i fell to just look at this highlight real the balance and the power that this guy has is its unflagging eke he's like running sideways half the time or running backward she's ploughing over people the combination of balance of power is site it's its foreshadowing to earl campbell rural campbells the only guy see with like runs like this and for every one who thinks jim brown couldn't play now you're a hundred percent wrong and i know what you're gonna do you can look at how tall he was and how much he weighed and say he would get crushed in today's nfl that's the wrong way to look at it if he took jim brown and you put him in the modern era which you have to do is also give em all the modern trade data nutrition

modern sports science at all of that so he would look like today's nfl football with his with his skills is god given strength and balance and he would fuckin tear up the god damn league go fuck yourself i don't wanna hear another argument of sick people bring it up fuckin guys from now a days where they taken fuckin horse tranquil tranquilizers you tell me what a dominated nineteen fifty i gotta dominated nineteen fifty somebody if the years from now could dominate the nfl right fuckin now begin its called advancement jesus fucking christ morons aright overrated underrated for this week overrated minority and woman in commercials playing the straight man to the dumb white i am not racist or massage monistic in the least bit but enough is enough

do that's fucking hilarious in that's another thing that that's not minorities are women's fault as because of all the fucked up shit why people have done and we don't we get sued that's why they're doing it not because they tried to be censored two other sexes or other races they just make the white guy b stooge at all these fuckin commercial because they don't want to get sued but yeah it's to get annoyed there's always liked like i shaking his head is the fuck it like i slabman himself with a face like a fuckin rake that's the way you do it that was actually a mad woman one member that one with a war there are two computer that their husband is outside fucking he's gotta get it is a beehive any stake taking like up rome handle any shoving it up the fuckin beehive and then it gets stung and she their role in arise like my husband he's a fucking retard they do that but

many women and race and the fucker the white dude always has to be the more but i made it up it is what it is but you know you should be happy white person who wrote that that they have that that's the way they balance it out you know did you still when it took what you're fuckin cried i also overrated in real life not what i see on tv as the female carpenter or construction worker i get i get that you ve gotta make up try harder for all the bullshit you deal with for fuck's sake crackers smile for once in your life i really don't know what is bitching about their female construction work don't smile enough i underrated the pj's eddie murphy was brilliant and declaration was the shit back in the day why the fuck out why the fuck that shit is it not dvd is a crime to all comedy one of the few shows that is actually better with close cap

an odd number two real musicians anybody remember these people that naturally play actually play their instruments and that fuckin auto tuner sampling machine and turntables all of those are not fucking instruments while i mean you know i've actually come to a place where i can i can understand the brilliance of being able to take pieces of so i think the way to the beastie boys did not pause boutique where you took like ten or twelve different samples loop them together and created a new song i may there is then that is a talent you know turntables it's just i don't get that shit that's just i don't understand that to fuck it all to get there and i don't get it i don't get mash ups i've i've bitched about that before mash ups are the emperor's new clothes of music ok

all you have to do is pick two songs that are the same temper ok saint beats per minute then the lyrics will fit on that other one then all you have to do is just one that where the lyrics fit the mood of them the new music you're putting it over that's not that fuckin difficult we got sad sort of music pick another sad but and song just stick that music under those sad lyrics is long the temple was the save and he s going to work out jingo bells and blended with santa claus is coming to tell what else

got wrote chip drug trips with the affected bug bodies never gets all that's that's absolutely true that's why the hang over with such a great fuckin movie real lemonade not that coke and pepsi package garbage but real shit with fucking pulp and flavour like this guy this guy's into old shit enough appended paper it's fuckin laptop horse shit i don't remember my laptop ever crash and actually said that are right that's that's a podcast for this week everybody albeit a great weak they once again i'm looking forward to the the steelers green bay championships and do me a favor or bring up all greed base and i felt titles i would really like to try to start an underground debate about that because i want them to start counting fell titles and i want to see and it fell franchises fly those fell championship flags you want it you know i think the eia fell should fly those flags

as part of the history your fuckin nerd like me i like that type of shit i'm actually rina book right now called the greatest gave by richard bailey somebody gave me this book it's actually about the bucky dent red sox that one one day play off and you know that's a great thing about the red sox finally winning a world series and a warning another one i can actually sit back and read this book and it is it's a fucking great red too great red i recommended a right that's it that's a package for this week everybody have a great week i met the improvin addison addison texas this week and i would also like a common up let's call my website hang on second come on guys hagen that don't shut up just yet shut it off yes yes all right then i'll be at the cow pasty theatre in red back new jersey

on february eighteenth and i'm gonna be it the new jesus christ homage the territory musical on the seventeen february miami beach we have a new theatre they happen in another one but they are already booked another act there so they had a switch it up i'm actually gonna be it in world symphony theatre on seventeen street miami beach florida are these the fourth of march the tower theatre in philadelphia but you knew data the website tower theatre in filled alpha on april knife adopt this is the last one here i'm gonna be it the perhaps fucking out jesus christ the link didn't work i will be it you know i was having such a great podcast two on april twenty second

and would be at the pact's theatre in milwaukee was concert raft banished won t blown away about how many ticket saw the first day of the week he was one of those cities whereas like you know i don't know i don't know i don't know if i'm gonna sell tickets there you know it's not like me it's not chicago it's not outlay get out it's not one of those kinds of cities but i dont it does strike me as a gaitered they're gonna city either swallows middle what's so i don't know where the fuck i'm gonna fitness so i want to thank everybody was cards it who went out bought tickets a special all you know what's so he sent me a fucking email packages from escanaba michigan and they were come all the way down because they remembered back in the day i played a college up there on the upper peninsula michigan and they said i went up in front of seventeen people in the cafeteria and evidently i killed

so the fact that actually put on a shelf it for seventeen people say i would see how that nuke indians if you listen to this podcast those fuckin shows matter years later they'll actually show up if you give em health in front of eleven people do in a new nor the upper peninsula michigan actually fucker remember that gig i did a couple a gigs up there though that's an amazing group of people who live up there i like how they embraced winter they really have no choice but they actually get real fucking snow storms you know when you come out you open your door you know when you get buried by like nine feet a fuck now you walking down the street and your snow shoes in your stepping over like frozen elk right and they just stay just stay embrace it is opposed pussies down here returned this forges a fuck its nor be goddamned fatty is run down a fuckin supermarket thinking to starve to death i just want one

news guy during all insanity we're gonna get the eight inches i do realise sixty eight inches of snow it that would barely ray the average person up to their calf and considering you can last about thirty five days without fear food is long he had as long as you have water ok in snow is water stick your mouth see what happens right you're gonna be fuckin fine right so sit tight i write their sport that's what i wanted to say i want i want them to just spoken sit there and watch the weatherman loosened his fucking mind all excited that he's the focus this week on the goddamn fuckin newscast right or that night in the news cares and then when they go back to the anchor whose fuckin coworker cause he's the goddamn alpha mail i want him to dress down that fuckin the goddamn

whether man four inches of snow jesus christ i could stick my dick in that you could still see the shaft the fuck are you talking about go fuck yourself are right that's it

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