Hey, what's goin on everybody, its billboards bored for the thursday afternoon, just before friday monday morning, podcast just check it it on you just checking to see how you weeks gone. You know who's kidneys next to half hour, make its varied money the way I just sit here run in my YAP talker myself italy. I've had a whole bunch of guests, and this guy is at the tip top ear. The johnny, a blue, was a sketch predominate. And here is the one and only bruce mccullough, who has a the return of his off broadway, show tales of bravery and stupidity at the soho play house in new york city october, fourteenth through the twenty ninth. Welcome prose mccullough bill bear one of my friends and I can say comedy heroes, so nice to be with you. I haven't seen you in forever up here how great was editor. I mean I, I sound like a friggin professionally.

Our professional you are reading for folks are listening to us and I don't know, there's not many Even the is reading from a teleprompter. It's it's kind of it's kind of sad and you know what happens with all guys got a little white stuff in the world. His mouth, which a lightning oh yeah, which awaits a whisker, ok, some. This is going to be a video podcast. I find that windscreen the entire time yeah. No, that's for your sound! Is this video so I'll? Take this off that sounds of? Ah, there there's the money maker. check, didn't want, you know I'm wearing a wig as we know. I, however, the william shot, Merriwig. No, you don't you have not so here I am on this protest. Dec on his work. ass? They thought I miss. You met we didn't years and years ago we did a week. We worked on something and I feel like I've seen you twice since then, yeah, I'm so thrilled.

You know that the new kids in the hall, woogie and I got you probably play. If I was back there, I would dabbling what are they show Can we have a new you'd have excuse to not have to go to them. I gave it, but you should our people what we did, because it's a member when I saw the actual I saw, you was at festival, supreme and and then then you started phoning me gone dude, I'm trip, I don't think you use the word trigger cause you're too call for that. They went on triggered again thinking about it because bill- and I I I helped right indirect, I didn't wrapped- are helped right and produce show a pilot for comedy central ten years ago now, if not more under the buyer, is dug out years ago. Yet with him and Kevin heart, and it was, I was about their true friendship and my god it was good and it's like. If that ones not gonna go, and I think it was a money thing that your pro not bills. He pop proverb never know

that went away. I think that's what it was his hair. He was just long enough. There remember when he used to bring a knapsack, filled with money that he'd get on the road which I'm sure you got that now with your own I actually don't remember that. I just remembered that he would The reason why the show is gonna work I felt was because we were complete opposites. Where I would just show up in my prius and he would show up in like a hammer, would like you know, ten of his friends, hang around the second everything we will complete opposites. We were basic be playing the exaggerated versions of ourselves right and then we were granted. We started off happy and it was going to get darker with our drinking issues and all of that type of stuff, but we never got that far. I you you are practicing it, and I wonder at that I produced it. I'm sorry, I didn't I

directed at you. I just love. You came out what time it gave direction and made me laugh by us if he did it like, It's where you are. You admit you were imitating a director being an asshole and the heavens just started laughing, and I just It's only going to do that. This gets picked up. How much fun is this going to be all that and what and we're right you're the sheriff cannot yet, but a funny story from that. Show it's not about you, so you won't. Let me tell you a member, as you know, cameras sometimes a little bit late just a little tiny bit legs and he came around really late to a writer session that was at my house. For some reason I didn't know. I had that. On a power, and he rode on an index card. I Kevin heart promised not because he had been drinking Drink for twenty four hours and he crossed it? I remember that he crossed it. Out, went twenty three hours, I thought was a funny. yet here we are now. You came in boy blast.

Rising, he was still the guy was like What are you seven years old? Make movies? so he had clubs to go to night. I don't fault that yeah think they invented bottle service for him at that time. Nothing anymore. He was a big day for good. It was you I was gonna, be here was going to be a lotta fun and I think the the business realized that today we're like no. We can't do that. You know what's funny right. As I said, it was going to be a lot of fun and they took it away. You literally went like this, like you were imitating hanging yourself. I almost hung myself with. I don't want on say at three hundred dollars. I am I, whatever three hundred on a scarf, you look up the he's gone, it's all right. I've already gifted lifetime achievement award for yet that's what they give canada, they guineas and theatre. Here they give you scarves a one party Are you from a? U toronto work right? Oh god! I'm from Alberta.

where you're an animal. Oh I'm an animal. I said I was born in Edmonton. I actually you know it's a little cut above a little catholic, the canal down south the oil men are up top again. Let me show you the. is, she kinda reminded the crowd. There's there's a scar from a knife fight I had in it, how gary and hotel, when I was nineteen years, all so I've through the wars, as a young men wait at night fought like you a nice to what this guy pulled, and I know a guy. If you cut me with a knife there is, there is a phase, the new programme member this, where guys, would cowboy hat but they have little feathers on the front of them like. Like We know what they were and I guess I'd get kind of yeah me off. So I decided Take a little farther off are used that you'd who'd. You could deal with big events better off his cowboy. So that's that's enough, and I was so hard on around slowdown. So this bar yeah all five foot for you right

I tower in five six but correct six and you walk up to John wayne, looking guy in Alberta, which americans. That's like the taxes of canada's forest. Cattle oil. You know, go fuck self, be a man. Let's get a gun in that type of shit, so you go in there coming with sketch class and decide. You know what I'm going to I'm going to imitate I'm going to in profit. This guy wrote all by It is better out of his hand and see what he does and, of course As you know, I was wearing nurse shoes at the time, which is what I often work programme. go to from drinking and they were so comfortable and they were so pleasant to me. What is your deal do maybe to grow up in that place so brigand macho and like that, it's not your vibe. Also what was a you? You grew up out there and everybody's fuckin punching catalan drill and oil, flattening the mountains, and you

you're you're doing what reading jack Kerouac it. I was reading jack Kerouac, I well and listening to you know it. It was probably not even yeah, I guess it was punk music by then cause. I was eight so that was seventy seven, so yeah, no, I europe. In reaction to the place that I was, I would dress, I would dress I wear pink shirts and the case of men in trucks which gave me down the street. to beat me up and scream. You know what They screamed at me, and Not here? Oh really, does that get out. You can eat there s. One thing is greatly what they called you. You just don't call somebody that that's the best I can. That is what you get. You can literally get in trouble for saying this law that was said to you. Yes, that that I came out from under, which is why, when I wrote running f word as we like to call it now, The show it was that was like all our game: men are heroes, weirs we're heroes for heroes for living through

people in a and people in toronto put them through. But what you just decided that you would just gonna like what gave you the strength How how irritated were you? By the I mean it's a pretty testosterone, place Alberta like it. What point was just for the sheer it got to you know it's like a stand up comedian. You go up and you're just like all right. These people are into this, so I'm gonna make fun of this. This is their home team. I wouldn't, fond of their own team was just, The plea like that already add something else happened. What happened you before? The picture is what I want and well you know you not to be too. as I come from a pretty rotten childhood. My dad was a boozer and a salesman here. It's good at being a boozer and not good at being a salesman, and my mom laugh bill. When I was seven years old, I wasn't allowed to have picture of her or talk to her

for two years and so had risen, yeah and then my stepmom Connie. Ah I often say you're, not real money without frances. I I Oh, my god, now it made me think of conferences and they they were boozer, so I I You know when I had the house that you couldn't bring people home because my door, I would have been key, would have attacked my dad made. My mom might be asleep on the stairs conny from having drunk. hudson bay arise since eight in the morning, and so I found. Basically first it was blue oyster, called punk muse and then it was tat, music rents and then, of course, I thought. they just either. It amazes me that you, like you, you just like the nicest soft spoken parson. You must be a terror onset now You got it till you get the like a knife, fight and all other stuff. So like did you

tired and get your ass? You did you enjoy it. Did you fight back or not when I know I wasn't as good, and there is a there's, an actor that you may know Callum Keith Rennie he was in short, he was an hour, come up. He was, we went to high school together and he is become a quite a good actor. He was in californication a few things we would fight together. He was a good fighter. I was good at just a you know, bleeding quite honest with you, the hype man, I was the pigment, but I started going. I have friends who have moved out drano and I started going to toronto, where There was people like me right. Music and there you know and the buzz cox wade and the damned played, and I wanted to get to toronto as soon as possible and when our show we had a show in Calgary that became successful. When I started doing comedy, I wanted to go to toronto right away and it wasn't for the comedy.

Whispered, amuse! That's amazing! So wait! Where did you meet over saw? How did you get from Alberta to to iran of? Did you? Did you have any money to just fly out there to get a piece of your car and drive across? What would he says? Gash awoke a few days I worked. I worked lordy trucks and driving truck for canada. Dry and what what you could do in the old days work as you got your boss of legal. Can you put me on compensation for awhile, because I want to leave town and they say sure that was good. The old like the warehouse thing, so I kept getting these beautiful golden canadian checks for two weeks. the other thing. Is we hadn't worked at a really great theatre which did theatre sports, which you know is improv competitive, improv comedy? and it will then? Oh, we started doing our show after the theatres work show, and then we started attracting an audience

I wish you talk about the guys who eventually became kids in the hollow just your frass bunch of people, but are you might know the name mark mckinney wasn't grandma yet, and so we started selling. They start we start selling out the show and eleven at night and then when we, town and nobody got paid for theatres, words may still don't see you see be they. They said hate you guys have been great you with, up all the money that you made and We are giving you they gave me they give us each for forty a hundred dollars I work near wine for years, unheard of, and it's like what and so we had that one is well so then you few floor, are we flew at once? rival nano and I think I think, a plaintive than would have been seventy eight dollars. One way,

Did anybody whoever beat you up? You ever see him in the crowd. When you wrote their doing, you think at the improper sport no, but just a vibrant crowd. Nobody sidewise story when I was when I was esteem. I went to see kiss you know the band kiss, though I've heard heard about and they were so It didn't even have a record out yet, and I was it was at a nurses cabaret at the youth of toronto or sorry u of calgary and But what is it? Nurses, cabaret they the nurses department at school puts on cabaret and anybody can go so far. I thought I was a bar, we're just nurses, that's why I beat I be there when few bill and asia, you don't watch to lose. My fight to a nurse were injured, bearing her shoes, imprisoned, she was given back your badge and I

so gene simmons and we're making fun of kashgar there. The silliest ever seen in my life and they had a little kiss like thing that was aluminum, I like, aluminum, foil on it like the biggest logo, but it was like to eat all sort of like the spinal tapped. And they were making fun of them, and then we saw tee siemens, though their blood political needs. it spit his blood all out and stuff like that and we're going you're such a joke. You're such a stupid old man and we're scream at him, he came down with still plan is big business, I'm gonna, fucking kill you kid and he did then I'm gene sequence beat the shit out of you. He didn't, but he came back for revenge. Thirty years at least later this was the seventies. What was I go? There was a good. Is there anybody who is a year older than you hours old is all, but He was too old for dress up yeah. I think so

thirty five years later, I look up. but I'm a lively and allay on. At my at my driveway and getting out of the black ass you Is jean siemens, and so it's like ok he's here to beat the shit out of me. I just took a long time now. The issue of the death penalty was, I think he had a son or something that was in. On your maybe something like that. So that was that's like some sicilian should. If he came back to later, I should have I'm ok. I know why you're here, but I didn't that's. Where is that you will live tackling no. It's also amazing that they had that little sign and they everybody's laughing at it, but that was their dream and then just kept getting bigger, is it that we didn't know that it was going to be. They were going to be soga, and then I actually saw them a couple years later and with cheap trick it and they were, they were pretty fantastic. They were actually a pretty

listen to the now, but they actually were pretty good rock band, not bad for a bunch when you finally gave it up It feels like the end of the episode we just sort of uncrossed your arms yeah orbit media and but that yeah the people from the network want you to do one of these thumbs up all right. So then you got you get you gotta toronto, right and then you should start you just you. Wouldn't you Therefore, the music you play as a member and like your sketches and stop. There was a lot of lot of guitar plain stuff would come up a lot I. You singing. You know the fuck, the bank, I don't remember, did you ever play guitar fuck. The bank was one of my favorite ones ever. Thank you and I I play. I play a little guitar. I dabble. I have a fender mustang for you guitar.

The nuclear aficionados out there and I have a beetle base. The pole macartney beetle base that my dad played because he was not just a drunk and a salesman, he was also played bass in bands. Now he was a jack of all trades. He was a jack of all trades, but mostly bullshit well built when I finally, the crowd is he likes to pick jobs, words easy to get drunk salesman based I always say that he he died thirty years sober his. They threw him off a reservation in galician alberta for being too drunk, and that was his low point and then he didn't drink again. While what a happy now he just it's. Ok, you got all that stuff. You know if you look like movie, says like free movies and all of us.

So we wonder I was such a little punk right now makes answer yes, I didn't know that you do like You went out of your way to get your ass check. I mean I didn't even do that I was a wise ass, but when you know. This time. I got my aspect because I am a stick to the jokes. What when I set, the truth is when I could. I thought I really thought society. As fact all you, people are fact being like ever, and I didn't know that there are people like you out. There are the people that I you know I had set. I have two friends or maybe four, friends toward the shadowy men from shall we plan, which was our are banned, given the whole band and too. Guys and down no other friends, and then everybody else was stupid. As you know, the old days when it's like, if you weren't a jerk- and you didn't- I did that

drugs, but you know you weren't a rich kid. What were you? You are like us, these weirdos, and so, but there is- and of course those are the old days before the internet bill and weirdos can't find each other right as they can now. It is beautiful thing about the internet. They always found each other in cities. You just go. Yes, they are wherever the hippies young people were. That's where you would find the fellow weirdos It has been interesting. I was like that about cities and then like people who are business minded they just look for them as towers as they go there with a stake. this is something and then made heads like me like a goddess What's the read Don't you ever a bar with the budget sports logo things and then you just gotta, you kind of fine. Like you rob that's why I feel like living in a city- and you know as much as this violence and crime and that cyprus shit it's easier. Define the group weirdos that that you.

that you were that you associate with, but it is kind of funny that light people that are in the sports. Aren't you know that just for some It became like this mainstream, like like that was somehow cool. You didn't plan, you just will like it like. If you go to a sports bar and you just good guys on all these animals like these fuckin. No one here could run the block without Dublin over wheezing and they know everything about sports somebody. Finally, somebody comedian did a great bit saying what's it like whose compare star wars, freaks to sports fans, made all of these parallels like knowing the names and dressing up like you know. You dress up like the care to dress up like the player and always is It may warning to be like this isn't right and I listened to us like yeah, that's kind of on upset right? Well, and I I actually remarked this to one of my friends the other day it was like cause the rizzo jays game. It's like

Why would you put the name of somebody else on your back or would you get it? the timber on the back like you're gonna, get up, that's actually worse, yeah. I would rather appear as as you know, of a professional players, boyfriend- actually never make it in the league and have my own name. I didn't want time when I got to throw the first pitch it Boston. But they make sense because they put bur in twenty two like the year yeah, but I did it when I'm an old man be like I dont times when I do too. I heard that pitch bounced twice before it got to home plate. Is that true, it bounced right up your fucking pancakes right through the flight, but but you like that, you like to go to a sports bar and go I. How can I for people who don't give a fuck about who I am. Oh here's the place yeah, I this you,

apple sports kind of like everything, kind of guy. like over exposed in it, used to just be like you not always like football, was on once a week and they had a little half hours show beforehand on this little staying and then there was Jimmy the greek and he was giving. You know the odds on who to bet on brent must burger cross and was a Jackie Kennedy. You somethin like that Jayne Kennedy, and that was crew and you just watch them and then you just watch the game and the guy was over, and that was it but All of this does talk like you know. This fucking, shit now with, like you know, get involved in players all this guy's getting a divorce or this guy de. Why and all that stuff like I don't know it was, but a sports. Video is what did it. I could. because I ask you became a huge jsp and twenty four hours of bad and then ave yes, began one two three university I love that sets as all those games on it, but like

came like mtv. Were there like, we had a fillip all this time we can keep, what sports? For whenever they thought that reason, and then they just started sit around talking in a fucking argue. just yell at each other and it s just every time. I hear him yelling, it's just like guys, you're in your forties, who gives a fuck. I know I know, and I I loved I loved. The colin shows too cause it's like someone would call in and like go on. I gazed garth org, whose only hitting one sixty two and we should be back to syracuse and also love when they get guy guise, of course only guys, women are way too smart for this. Aren't you in all there's no one was in this. They grow up, another guy. They go so We ve been win the game tonight. like who do the games. I like dude we don't haven't. Quite the opposite, is gonna win the game pie, light the blue jays or the milwaukee brewers. So why

as they know, they know they got the whole the fantasy things. The only reason why I like people that play fantasy football and baseball since it seems to be the best way now to know the two What's going on and no people stand, everything when I was it. Thank you when I was a kid had you know like trading cards. And I didn't even realize it like. Instead of looking at my multiplication tables, I would have been a whiz at math. If I looked at those things as much as I looked at my football cards, I knew people's heights What were they went to college? I? U their home town, all this stuff, what years they were all probably went all pro last year, because I had all of that. Somewhere along the line trading cards because all of them from the fifties and Sixtys and fortys were so much money, it became an adult pursuit and they pushed the kids out of it and it was an early two thousands I started. I wanted to collect again, as I do know, the players work that was done so much stand up and it down to this hobby shop or whatever. If they still have those- and there was a

you're gonna. It was down in a european financial districts and it was he's got a wall street guys were down there. I saw this guy, he was just thrown away carts. He called them common carts, also, basically ones that work can be worth any money. It was like total investment, and I was like because why would you throw those caught? Can I have those cards? I would love to right and then I kind of looked around the store was like. Oh, my god, it's all like we were all like guys and like our thirties, and I was like- where are the kids like they should be? down. Here. I should look some weird I'll, be in here I guess I guess now it's like fantasy, but was gonna we're doing well, and so you did you not collapse, buying a car then you you said no them when I hated, because I just wanted to like get the collection and look at it get to know. The players is like a study, toy it out, and Because all of these, these guys, these guys,

walk in there. These guys, all the sudden they had all this money they could just by a complete set, and they by numerous sets So it was, it was flooding the market with art and driving the price down? So what it did. Was they delay rightly made cards rare in hard to get the oil companies, they just stop producing oil and then at the price of gas goes up and then whoever's president gets fuckin blamed right. So They were doing that with cards and she's in the whole thing was just like man. This isn't like this, isn't it of what it used to be. You go on, you buy packs and, like you only need one more card you like fuck, I just a card and then you call a pupil ear. You get school. One of your friends had doubles of it, and then you given have to get my three cards that he needed. It was his whole. We suddenly, trading card sessions. Like me and my siblings and the kids in the neighbourhood, we would going to somebody's house, bring all your cards and you just brought

out what you had. I did that man, you got three totally doors. That's what what do you want? that man I love totally goes you gotta, give you more let it was incredible and it was Totally innocent and then by two thousand euros, like me, fuckin the whole thing up by trying to go in and by complete said. I remember that you ve got it got it needed got it need not at night. Yeah yeah. Then it became my job right on the check list. I know Right and your mother checklist became worth a lot of money because that was like you know you could tell what card it was What does this have to do the fact that you're doing off broadway? No, let me let me ask you this year we have to get the theatre, early, seeking gettin a character. I don't love you, Don't do that stuffy I like to go as far as early, Thirty minutes, before the show I like that, I I'm not I'm not the person who goes there for three hours. I know actors real our critical, my mamma mamma me. You walk into them

dressing rooms, mommy mummy mummy where my mommy now I go on young. I go with my winning spirit bill which use you witness first hand. You worked with me and people european bought with everybody. You know you have a couple of fuckin pilots, pine but I do. I do got a gracefully onstage and lay down you walk through make up, MR before you got edessa, yes, brushing have and then I just I got it all and then somebody you know from nasa comes and gives me a girdle. How long is the shop everything seventy five minutes, and lately I've been now I've been using you in my shop. Now you know I have. I daresay I talk about like it's? Ok, if you don't get one of my drugs, because if you dont get

I jokes that goes over your head and to the end of the universe and waits for me there, which, which I sort of love as just a weird thing, and then I go, and I also of the law and for some reason one night I said bill burke and handled allow and they loved it, so everyone every night I go beyond burke and hare law the law and I think of you, that's amazing. You know who that is for me just grown up in a family, you, you know cause of so much younger than you. Charles now, now look at you. You will like an old superman, I looked like a ruined astronaut. Do you see he used to save gotham, aware that man Do you ever you out there? You too, to like nice, sweet of metal. Like a life of politics and just

the underbelly I feel like you're, the guy, the people. Just don't you know he really gets life. You pick up. We understands it until they get to know now How old is your son now he's gonna be like what eighty no he's turned otis turns fifteen tomorrow my daughter turns eighteen next week yeah, but he's he's at it he's funny. I know we can almost can almost do it. Like me, he's written very funny, I'm up until I do show called TA ta boys in canada, which the great sketch out with her america build on: u s now but twenty three seasons or three season so far? But before that allowed, my shows only went one season like I did a show with my young park and a few other things, and he called me MR one season, like good morning. One season:

I already told the story, the buck s bill told again for you. My daughter came up to me one day and she goes. She does her dad. She goes. I know what you're real name is. I got what's my real name, she can. I pushed her face ass. She goes its bill. I gotta go. How do you know that she goes cause? I your mommy say that to you I know you want to know my full legal name is wondering what it is and she goes what I go. It's william, frederick burr. She goes, that's ridiculous, go. What his left leg, a white, wiser ridiculous, because it's a ridiculous name and laughed and just walked into the kitchen. And she still won't get off it. She keeps but she I think it's a word. She learned its school because I esther. I sat down. she came up in the morning. She goes there. Can I look at my tablet tablet. I said now, and she goes that's ridiculous and every time she says I burst out laughing, so I think that she she knows it

a joke, but I don't think she knows how to link. Use the word that's it. I'm hoping or maybe I do have a ridiculous name. I don't know why would she it's pretty ridiculous bill? I mean We like how to get it in my head because she has wavered, I'm waiting for it. If you like now dad I was just kidding. she sent me the other day. She goes dad you're fat right and I guy I got you think of virtue goes I know you're, not fat. I go okay, good, she goes now. You are fat and she goes you need to go to the gym and then she she starts hitting my stomach and she's going like you need to go the gym that need to go to the gym. I told the dairy and she just started cracking up laughing she's. Right too, I got a nice fucking, double cheese sandwich you yeah near center to to do that. Your I know yeah new york. You know this is about ready to trade me in on a younger model.

Yeah yeah, while of course you know, I had a ginger here that the last time I went to the doktor and allay he said I, but without it up on your end of life protocols and as oh, ok, and if you have any- and I said well, When I die my wife Tracy who you met many years ago. She can't remarry for two weeks and he laughed and then he wrote down, which I think is spent asked it. So you get unless laugh yeah fortnight guys. I know you're circling Solana doktor recently go like you know, there's no good at your age does. Does no good news from here on out and it's just like why would you say that it's like? I know that, but why would Let me add that mindset that I've been a coach. I guess there's no way we can win the night yeah at least we can? We can keep Klaus, we could get the people a game or you can.

We play this sport until you're. Twenty eight, you know, even if you're really good, that's. Why would a posted to again? You know why, because I grew up in Alberta, yeah the whole problem with the whole northern hemisphere all comes down to Alberta in texas. rose. Man did you there. The german liberals will become such fuckin cycles No, I know I can. I mean this crisis just so fucking intolerant interests. Have I use I used to think I was. I don't know where I am now I know a guy got a texas ass Joe Biden now, let's go fuckin rickety raggedy, whatever they say. Let's go, he? U, whenever they say what I'm out here, I'm like a fuckin carry. days until from comes back. Finally, you were when you were young, becoming to start saying society

yeah societies, no good. I will I like to go to a dinner party and say especially when people, though no mingle, well transfer Some good ideas tat, I just just to your people like that in a blip limit. Their like then asked it I'm going to use that we stayed at the trump hotel in chicago and those people protesting outside, like the fuckin guy, was in there. You know me lucky actually is, has any attachment for that hope. other than loaning him bran. These basic is socially. but the same way like him, pradesh you alone and aims to to a brand. You know mix money. He does it without us, he's not fuck it in their wisdom. It's liberals are out there pocket screaming and yellow and we will going in there were yelling at us and, like I didn't vote for the guy to fuck, you they're all screaming so the rest of the weekend. We will get out of the car, we just say positive shit about trump. He didn't I'd say about dirty man. I don't think he goes far enough.

I know we will drink it at still rigour. The time we were behind glass and I'm not. cover, but we knocked on the glass new gold for more years. I just laughing the whole time just be like if they only knew that I voted for raw. I voted for it. Crazy old, the guy from back to the future, there I predict they wouldn't let him in every time I am but, don't you remember like maybe in the eighties or ninety, when you thought the world's disk? get cooler and burning landers, that's level or any sanders, but the roof is gonna, get moral, never make everything is and then suddenly what happened? It's not we're not more liberal. Some people limits, I don't know what happened, though I think you, I think the internet happened. The internet turned it into one giant. Townie bar, and

moron liberals and more and conservatives can now exchange ideas and they with kind of created this, now where you only listen to things that I agree with you and it makes you feel good and the idea like belike, I find cnn and fox other than like treasonous, hilarious to watch because they just sit there doing this. The whole time like that, this budget be great if everybody had on a blow tie and then the other, why everybody needs a rented selected. I don't I don't. I don't know how many times the government can just turn their backs like what they did what they did new orleans yeah, what they in mississippi. but they did now burner, I didn't have another city, I'm just saying like how many fucking times can they just just show you that you don't fucking matter? Oh and listen, we we, you know not to get serious here. We people in america all.

think that count is really great and we really also take care of our first nations people. We have the will, first record. There is so there is millions of people up. Nor line would not have clean drinking water and the. Why don't you drinking water like every time anybody says anything all I can say is, but why don't they have clean drinking water? Isn't that what the same for forty years. They need clean drinking water. Didn't whenever I open with one I do canada, a girl can I. I know you guys, you guys think you're the best white people heard above and I go there. There was people here before you got here? Where are they then a mob nor crying a fucking canoe. And then I go to my at this juncture. Nice disregarded

wasted, treated me and MIKE Burton Lena and kenny federer very nicely in phoenix arizona, calls wearing a he's wearing a fine ass cross, promoted shirt. So please, if you're in the phoenix region area, please What do you have to do is show in new york when I'm not there. I don't know you lost out on the top it will burst. Nor do you answer that. Like a good question, I dunno I'd be checked with you yeah, it's that I should have and we I remember. We played boston kids in the hall. A little while ago. I think that our last tour and we were little theatre, small theatre. I think it's like a five hundred cedar and we just we did maybe four shows and then thought. Oh, that's pretty good. We went clean as we like to call it for four shows and then we lucked and after us was bill burr. Thank you, did sixteen o at that yeah. I did a run of shows on from it yeah. I know but still,

you bring in your picture. One man show backed alberta, mean how many sheep would be endless, there's still guys. They're gonna beat me up so maybe they're gonna taylor well, you know what john a came in and incinerated. disintegrated my record. So he has the record and I'll take that fine young man he can have it yeah yeah. You can now is that was quite the albatross around my neck. everybody talks about all the time, everyone on the streets, guys and sketch you know years later. I still do, that edgy material. I urge you rematch chuckle hut and thirteen shows my still doing. Edgy yeah, I I pushed I pushed the envelope. You know yeah it's it's. Why I like to try to make people think? Oh, my god, I remember Oh yeah, yeah yeah. I didn't I haven't seen other that's gonna know you you do that

I always think it's like how did he get away with this one, which I dunno if you've ever thought, that obama was like where you talked about? You can't talk to kids because you don't think you're while and then you go on to say that you think some of their parents sort of fat, not these kids, so they won't be attractive to pedophiles. There's like how about you kid. it up the snake. That was my oh, he didn't If you don't mean anything, you may not be malicious yeah, I'm here my new chunk I'm doing on how not to get raped? Oh my god, Oh Jesus, oh Jesus just. Why would I we have why? Why, when you try to help people that could put that could potentially alpatych? That's true what happened to you to your help. I hope when everybody with my comedy most people, just, they tell jobs. Not me, I tried a patriotic goodbye.

Have a psh attached, every should show that I do. I do it, a jungle member to get your college checked. That's a scam by the way they just lowering the age. at first. It was just like you know when you're one hundred and three should probably have a camera crew up your ass, that if it got dropped down to seventy who's, like this speed limit. It just keeps going down down there for a while now. Sound like thirty. Eight next year gonna say if you have an asshole Let us make an amber hopes. Is that all want yeah you're working on. Are you like Fatima scott thomson, your trying out your material? Ah me: how dare you, how air compare that there. Horrible man, What did them numerous times? Jesus brow, beating everyone in the green room. I haven't seen him forever. Well, your eye I almost came to see you when you were trying to, but I realized it was at night.

I bet you say, then I realized I had better things. You guys are actions outside I, as a neo punk band, I had to go see down with a foot in the attic what would a man who see the vile tones. what we would like in the area are you. I'm trying to grant I'm trying to get your eighties places ass, a little software. about John, who earn a beaver brown band fuckin moving with golf blocks I've been in the news, real you, nobody catholic flip around you never recover, hurt your bed now. maybe in it. Was this awaiting the cruisers. Here, that's what it was John, something in the beaver broadband gap krueger than john cougar melon campaign and john melancholy yeah. I new money,

John cougar. I got his first record ways just john cougar, oh yeah, you guys hang around make fun of gene simmons. I can ditch I think that that's what's missing from a john cougar, mellencamp brody, Stevens stevens show is he should have a year. He should have a fuckin, be shovel blood, pellet, increasing little pink houses, and then it's locked and then I had one of my favorite drummers of all time can hear enough plagued with him and I speak if we want to go see whatever who's going by then John melon cappel say I specifically want to go, see him to seek anywhere enough and Kennedy did not Disappoint, I have long seats at the scope, great woods. You don't junk who came out just fuck me. The guy just has hit after hit after hit and but I was told the whole show. However, that was clear enough.

Bringing the hand up. and it down on the snare, and I was like that, it's a programmer and what I'm gonna be and then I started play it promised and it didn't work out of these. It left is not just doing it on your lap at a party right bill I thought I was groove in the back of the station wagon. You know them. I actually sat down behind the kid had put on my big boy, pants ike. I fell off the back of the stool, that's what happened They always do this, the people, You just saw him. I can go through their sad memories like sort of a little while you're, not gonna like a willie lohmann of comedy, where I'd make up my sad samples and then you used for time. Show me your sad samples. You know when the real pick him up The age of infinity like saying that you're saying that at the end, but those dots are waiting for me there. Don't you get that build us! That's about. the circle of life- and I dont know why I've worked with you tonight

you everything I knew, but why can't you see that So what do you think when you? What happens when you die when you die? You then go visit all your jokes. It didn't work and so help yeah I mean I I believe that we all have to be like. We were funny we're waiting for you bruce. We vote he's been here for you bruce since the beginning of time, I'm till the end of the time no. I know that when I die a my wife remarries with it after two weeks and but I also know that the old It's in my brain just stop working and that's it. Oh italy, my body, decides it's a joke. I'm gonna do for you about an but they're going. you out, can a outlets, That's very that's a very conservative thing to do. I like that the redstate, the do yeah and then send your liberal body to read stakes in shooting the cabman.

I presume wild animals would eat still. I guess what was left Yeah it's gotta be gotta, be naked too cause you don't want to try to eat through your clothes god, not again. The clothes just gotta be up to the meth people. Well and of course, I'm that tiny kid, that's just what I'm going to do Oh, I might I'm I'm done. My body is going to be like a parts car where you just take a carburetor here and a kidney over there and then from me in the oven and what, if they go I don't want it and then the other guy goes wine go. I saw one shows once it wasn't so good I feel like if you what, if you'd, die what it's like. If I live to be, you know, can all this shit who wants an eighty year old guys. It me You gotta be wait for somebody like eat it. Not a car crash. Get a nice three rolled pancreas has tasty

but you know what it's like its relative like I'm, you know for me now, a fifty rebecca about their answered, copper, that's a relative. but if your ninety are you weren't, loafers unknown socks? Why would you say? That's relative annoys me. I hate canada. Now, It I was gonna talk. There are no cancelling it. I think I think you were all the romani from all the power they took. All the money. Broader shows that you could do in canada and now you're back in the states just count making it right what right, whatever I was left with that good queen that runs you're, fucking country came by you know just took, my little pieces of gold I want I would like a couple of dollars. They would like pay. I think they were painted pink. They were pink and great. Just like your politics of after you just putting in a bill and bruce actually, our friends there just plain

yeah you're either even see I'm a wooden. We live in the same city. Which was really I don't like you like: there are no we'd gone through a sadness. We've gone through a professional sadness. We would have just been. I can hang out with you now, but we would just stare at each other shoulder go and then we let talk about something and then we go so Why didn't you showed him? Go then you'd what that they gave us an opportunity to hang out with their families, yet they're saying why didn't show go, but that I just wanna play catch. I can't son I'm still feeling bad about that failed island and do something called processing? Why is that I like to think they look back be like we had them. we have yet Bruce mccullough, cavern heart and bob. Then billboard

we had. We had it all right in the palm of her back in hand and we let it slip through our fingers. And opened the door for netflix. That's what I think. I think that his left over there. Oh no, that would have provided the turning point why a calm property either no, the bruce what color the camera upset full of minors is an eighty see copy? Yes, it is better for asking all things. Comic, wonderful network night, That's free who don't know. That's billboards company that encompasses at what they basically do. They young stand ups. They made them open, for bill and they say no, no, it doesn't pay. It pays an experience. In fact, Alger should be paying ass aids and exposure and then It's a tables that nominal that's bills: food breaking my heart right now after he had refused to hang out with me, because I don't have enough credits. Are my I m D, be patient, is

comedians now young comedians are letting agents take a percentage of their advertising. It's the most insane thing ever. It's like they can I do anything, I'm just going to sit there and promise him. Oh we're gonna get you all this fucking money and then they're not going to get you the money, and then they have their fucking legal foot in the door. So for the ride The time you're gonna have to pay some fuckin agent. and he gave you create the whole. Show you get your listeners, you fucking, do everything this isn't like an active, gets it just moved away. Performers are like fucking in The traditional lies in ages. Keep running back to the fuckin penitentiary. Just drives me up the work. Well and you know its actors or a sudden horribly treated. They get paid so little. You know if you're, if lucked out like an audition for things, but I used to hire people like you get two thousand. You know submissions for every raw. They treat you poorly

they make. You wait. I sat like it's terrible, it's terrible! So I know what I mean is hard. oh, and I can't tell if you're, making fun of what I just said. No, I I agree with it and I think, but here's what it is bill, and I I tried to teach you this, the first We went together, I'm just trying to help the edo people just not be fucking paying people, they don't need to be paying. That's all I'm saying I'm not saying being an actor, isn't a fun job, I'm just you know I dunno. If it is a fun job, I think the money, people right now to monitor, been in the fucking edit roman, having to put the whole damn thing together. I could tell you that just do when you're a little fucking, soliloquy and walking off going on the street with cabin hart, hang out that some funding waited ducas business, what the headphones on good did. We get it usually get it and in fact, in a year later, still sitting there. trying to find the right music for the guy when the guy fuckin slips in the banana peerless at not something that that's it's the freaky where the world of sound, which is like all these most there's there's women now, but mostly man, just

losing years of their lives. Moving the sound the door up. One framework to wear now just ended atomic. I wouldn't do. That sounds a little metal. Could you please? a few times and confirming me, you think that a figure that other the not because they have nothing better to do that. That was a metal door slamming instead of a wooden door, aright bruce. I mean I guess if this is the way our friendship ass to be now, I have to wait for you to do off broadway to see you're beautiful face. Well, maybe what I'll do is play anti arenas like you- and you know I, but I can't I'm just playing a little nice little theatre cause I know I'm actually already hardest could have the p mobile august I like to see their faces when I've reform you never you're in order to boost their connections not there.

Some of that money for a man right yeah. I likely you're still punk rock, sit there people, look you little sweater model sweater, whatever cigar phone numbers guy like you, My thanks are you protecting your instrument. They were, I love you bruce you're the best, and I wouldn't hang out with you. Yes, I will find no you're you're you're in the broadway club. It's not! but for your brand the scene with mabel. You know, will hang while hang way out like the inland empire, so no, no, no I'll get I'll get a second key to my room and I'll. Just put it in your hand, then you come back to my hotel will have a drink. Drink anymore, so we'll you could have some are just a couple of fellows heaven: the draken hotel room right, nothing, untoward about that robes lips, open, ass, didn't didn't the groups is the wind. You just help me out you're trying to put it back. That's all that happened. It's not right!

I put yours behind his nuns, get normal thing, I'll, find you back because my friends I use enjoy the day. What are you doing, but its pro, so I know that what you're doing is not sexual. And a few, maybe months or years late in Galway. That was a bit we're. rose, we're will revisit it. Yes, we can confirm that. I want weird or a bruce buckler tails bravery and stupidity. Never we got the whole background. Would you get them into a knife? I learn a pink short cod. october. Forty through the twenty nine, the soho playhouse, live off, Broadway, shell, the legendary, the wonderful, the empathetic. whose mccullough everybody I love you broke. I hope does anything yet some point, don't you done with your wrong in your adulation and you told me there a problem by tony the common ethical

don't know that they probably do. But I I won't. Let me down there in the game. What makes you feel better, I'm always on the internet version of whatever award showed is there, They asked me if I wanted to presented the grammy's, and I was so fuckin excited a thousand grammy's and then, when I bought it Three thousand other fuck ensue two thousand dollar suit tom, fort I can show of him in the valley. the internet, introducing the best latin abandoned. I didn't tell me how to pronounce anybody's, namely mispronounced everything, and then all of these fuckin and white people. You know who or a taco tuesday got all fuckin upset. Filipino people will maybe ask an agent that you give all that money to them to ask more questions. Next time you get a booking, you know I don't like being confrontational. This is all just an act. I I and I'm wearing

slippers right, not that I know how swift operate. I am I now hear more. I will listen. I pray for you and the ukraine, the razor and the dolphins, people that want to see you know their face stronger about one from door, so they can be. I guess I feel identified now. I can go shit in there and have a go. The ocean good luck with you and and and all the best for you and your act. I like this. This is just like hallmark heckling. It's like it's a person right graph. I like kids, repeat my last year act. Ok, all right, you when you went prosper, call everybody. Thank you so much and break a leg. On your wonderful run, their from october. Forty through the twilight, I will be looking for a text message on october thirty at saint bill on returning

I would love to spend halloween with you play in a total heterosexual like right. Thank you. Now all right. That's it bad! You! Everybody! Thank you for listening, bruce buckler! What's goin on his bill burn the Monday morning protest Monday october, thirteenth, two thousand and fourteen has gone how why with scorn eyes everything go with your. Was everything go with you? Why are you a good? I was she knew full well. What she's gone on, oh yeah, that's good, make not the same. Oh shit, mfa can boss. You knows breakin, my balls. Where am I gonna boy you with it? Do what do you think about it tat so fuckin real, it's like you now, which team oddy. I'm actually doing this out my living room? That's. Why have the echo out here, like the ok,

little record sing that these to do right. Chances are because our were also do we get construct work is downstairs severe some fuckin bang it around or whatever they just don't finishing up finish up the goddamn job. I always wondered what they think when I'm up here, can sing in his scream and say you can't you think, I'm beyond my wife, a bitching about the job there, don't you know, maybe they didn't real job state have time to listen to the podcast. Like you, You are right now how are you in the middle of a fuckin work, weaken the united states of america? You just sitting here listening to the shit, you know we slip and enough The fuck you are around the world, you know this weekend I went out and I did. I did a show at the spotlight nine casino with the let there be talks,

Dean Del re at the letter b talk podcast and Joe bartok rosebud legend and host of the package of. podcast and peace popping. I gotta run down here is the rule There. We had a great time. We were on our way out there and run the highway and have taken all right. This fuckin. three of us here. We can use the other carpooling and re Can we I've been getting these tickets for writing. I don't know what going through poles and not paying, and I'm like where the hell was that these pictures of my car, are shit I'm on the highway. I had no idea what it was

and I was right now, what those guys and finally explained what was they said and that a private group bought up a section Of the of the highway out here, in LOS angeles and dumb. They only and when you use it, you gotta pay them You gotta give them toll money and all that type of shit and That was really scared me, because if they were gonna do that? Why wouldn't state just do it well. they just say? Well fuck? It will just do it and will collect that money. God knows we could use it But instead they sold it off to somebody. So what that says to me as the state is so fucking bankrupt, they don't even of time to just you know just collect money on roads that they already own. They have to sell off like a giant.

Of a highway whose group that owns the giant section of the highway and how the fuck do I get involved and that's that that business. A parachute right out here. I'll never do like fucking podcast, seven days a goddamn week, I'll never go on the road again won't tell any jokes. you guys can just listen to me slowly slip into madness. Do you realize how fuckin this one greatest investments of all time. You're a strip of like I want five miles of a fuckin, a highway outside one of the most populated cities, whip that there's no public transportation for the most part everybody's in a car and every time they go through that fuckin thing thing thing: dang thing: forty five cents, forty five, since forty five cents. five cents and I'm sitting here are my fuckin couch just sit near the baggage

brussels that fuckin miller high life right just sit near forty five and forty six and forty five. Since forty five sets the greatest good thing. Ever, oh- and I know they were do what about the overhead? What about it? It's already fucking made when you have to pave it once every four or five years. If that I remember back in the day, mass bike, the whole time I was there. They they paved that thing one time I don't know what it is. What I would have a man who gives a fuck. How much could have fought well shit that could cost a lot of money, wait a minute and if you do he saw the driveway. They always come out going gonna be about twenty grand. Is it more like three that he'd get expensive? I guess Could get expensive but dude, I'm telling you that is the move It can somehow get him with their people that start buying up the

can roads over here and job Jesus Christ. I would be such an obnoxious ass if I was making money like that. I'd start wherein wife beaters and I have a fuckin BP, saying around my neck they're just said forty five, since forty four forty five forty five set out at slowly just go fucking nuts. They could about it being. Let them go pick up. It was bigger. The papers hey bill. What do you want? Village are going to get a roast beef sandwich. Forty five sets voices, if he gets a little weird he's a little weird, but don't want to risk fucking pay for the whole bunch. You know he just can repeat himself a little bit Whoever did that good on you and whoever has been in

office out here in california, fuck you, you spineless, can't all of you but a fucked. You go bankrupt as a goddamn state everybody going to work every day. You want about forty percent forty five, since these Fuck it get money from everybody. You get free money, free money, taxes, free money, I'm gonna go by a fuckin chaparral put on my big stupid roundhead, our right that'll be eight dollars plus fuckin, yet or whatever. And he said to tax there you go, you didn't have to do a fucking thing. State government did you, all you have to do is sit around a way for me to go on. Go by a fuckin hat free money. Here, go hey you go here! You go come in big pile of

fuck it alone, and then you blow all of it. How do you go bankrupt as a state Jesus, fucking christ? I believe what I want to hear your fucking shoes wall. You know pitcher, rooster, for mobile too. We who are by way of a you, gonna fuckin, do highway. Cause. You know from san diego all the about go fuck yourself, you know! What's in there, around all those highways, a zillion fuckin people all giving you money every time they go out to go by themselves so condoms in paris socks you fuckin, making money. You got plenty, goddamn money, but this is what happens right. The fuckin public servants people who hold office day, don't make any money they make. No fuckin I don't know what a senator makes another president

foreign agreeing to fuck. In your case of your governor of LOS angeles, what are you taken down a year? What a hundred grand hundred grand tat everybody the fuckin city say that you're, a piece of shit, you're fucking everything up right. You've got to have security, so nobody comes up and fuckin shanks you every time you go out to go. Club sandwich, and not to me, should it cost millions and millions and millions of dollars to campaign to get death a job and, in the end, all you get as a hundred grand those as they are set up to be bribed I'd. This. Percent believe this shit. So basically you got for jobs I get you one hundred grand and you need millions and millions of dollars to fuck and get the thing so now. You've gotta get in bed with all these fat cats that can fucking, buy up the goddamn highways and that's what they do write to you. I'll find an she fought. Listen to me the flock and shut up, I'm gonna fuckin. What do you need

homage might meet this up: eight seven: nine million. What the fuck do you need a ride. Eight twenty point: sixty eight fucking, keep it right, but right eye or In return, you gotta give me you got Let me turn miles or the falcon ten or the five may get the five followed fuckin hippies driving up the sandwiches. You're gonna get ten ten miles or that I'm not finished. When we get there, miles of that and let's make guy was make it a no fly zone override disneyland, whatever the fuck. They want right, that's what happened, but whatever you know what I'm gonna do this job amateur repay, the guy falconry paves it, I'm not donated billion dollars to your fuckin campaigns. You get this job that makes a hundred grand a fuckin year. it maybe eventually get to the white house. You get that marilyn monroe side pussy and then you get to go on the fucking golden shoot million dollars. Speech, fuckin, gig after you retire in the meantime. I want the contract to do this job for the state.

and I'm going to charge you fucking nine million dollars for a hammer as the old fuckin urban legend goes and that's how you go fuck backward there. You go look at that dummy like me. That's my very anyway. This is the Monday morning podcast, as I mentioned, that was a good ten minutes, a horse shit core spelt w. Is it a horse shit like you fuckin who were or is it horse shit and you just same sophie it's whore! You know what I'm going to google that right now you see. Look up, whore shit, H, o r e s h. I t if a curse as much as I do, should really find dictionary horse shit. It is a word shit, whore, shit, bitch, whore, fish or face of this. She used to horse shit, not embarrassed at all she's used to horse shit or is it horse shit? I think we can all agree. It's definitely bullshit right girls

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It's like the white cop on sanford and son right now. What's going off on a o d d, what the fuck would that be? Other dudes dicks are pictures of themselves committing other dudes dicks extent that doesn't make sense that Jesus Christ, I gotta look this up see what happens. This is how you lose a whole fucking day. This is why nothing is getting done in this country. Cause you fucking go to. The urban dictionary is a white guy. Like me,. positional defiant disorder. Now what of Jesus? I don't even give a fuck anymore. Oh my god, he has eau de de force him force drug him. He can't have anything to do with ridiculous, excessive punishment, his decisions, operational defiant,

surprisingly, it's real a fake ass. This disorder pulled out of their asses of a small collective of psychiatry working for pharmaceutical companies in order to maximize revenue quarters. No, I in you know it's funny. Aren't you know what I'm talking about anymore? I write out shocked at up to be white. Is fuck anyways Ploughing ahead here you go up up up voodoo buddha. Put it put it a bad up up up up up up whether that pal, you guys watching the football is weak. Cautious did, of course she did. You had nothing better to do just Make you I can't do that. I'm dragon you into my own fuckin world. I she didn't too much of it. I was run around like a maniac. I did watch my patriots, don't let the final score, for you

was a lot closer than you thought it wasn't me. We only up by eight with woman is to go against the buffalo bills. This is why I can't I can't find the patriots team you people, I do. We bear gothenburg lou. we we're close game against the raiders, the raiders right, they stuck I have livestock since they were, they were in our life, whose kitten hope now it's not true. they had the snow cope game where they lost to us. Because of him obscure rule a level your fans, think that that game was bullshit, it wasn't bullshit, the rule was bullshit, but the call does not bullshit. It was right on the money. What was bullshit was the roughing, the past or call against sugar. Bear Hamilton that got the re days into superbowl. Eleven are right to quit. You cry and go

you make up and you stupid, fuck and costume sidney, amazon and think that you're intimidating somebody, oh you intimidate me stairs. No one gives a shit about me, but you're not going to intimidate a professional football player with your god. Damn outfit. When I look at when I, when I bite into a york peppermint patty, when I look into the fucking, John of the goddamn rate, is right, and I see the sadness that that that fair basis become I'll never because I fucking love the rays, I there's one was that is arguably the best logo in all our national football that everybody who the fuck hasn't tried to rip off some sort of black into their uniform to try to be more intimidate, or least the amount of people who have right, Lana falcons the old Houston oilers, then they do that

The jerry Glanville just went and got a black jacket, a fucking idiot. He shouldn't have been a head coach. He should have been on like falcon crest and or the dukes of hazards, or something like that who else everybody for why I came from everywhere. We switch their uniforms two black, as you want to be more fuckin intimidating when they re ladys were smart enough from day one might the silver and black and they had a fuckin pie on the side of the helmet? They ve never had to change it. Look at every fuckin team out there had to change it. Had the adventure It was like our right. You know what the fuck are. We think that in nineteen Sixty year, nineteen, whatever everybody has fucked with their god, damn low logo except for aid? Is they never had to? They got it right right out of the gate like that fat fuck, they pull the stands to try to hit a half court fuckin shot right, so we can go on go winner, dodge opel or whatever the fuck that given away

oh my god. I can't even afford the shards nights or meaty fat flock and more on, goes out there, nothing but net. That's what they did back in nineteen sixty and sure there's other teams that couldn't amid that they fucked up like the dolphins. When you really think about that, since that is probably the worst fuckin name considering the sharks was still on that was still available, they could happen. The sharks, I could add some bad as fuckin logo. We're gonna go with some sort of paupers type, look and fish right. What are they do? Take they pick the door since. Why don't you just call yourselves the pussies right, oh go, she had a fuckin beach. Ball ran on the end of its god. Damn knows joining ways they spot. They stick with this, paying for so goddamn war. They went choose you propose they go under faded back when you played like fuckin twelve,

nobody gave a shit. There was no press you're whatsoever right there to another to super balls. I think in the eighties one would dawn struck and one moment dan marino and after a while, you just kind of forget us kind of forgot that they were the dolphins and they had that silly ass logo and had never. Dawned on me again. How stupid that fuckin name and logo was until they changed it. They changed what last year they changed the last year. They got ready, made fun of the logo born ever look at that logo. There we're going to me. Looks like it's the logo of a corporation that just had a massive fuck, an oil spill in the gulf and now they're trying to pretend they give a shit about the environment, so they switch up their logo. You know kind like BP. Did they put like that Fuckin looks like corn and grass is the color of their logo like oh, they can

Let us take care, the trees they don't are at how far this fuckin podcast. Are we at this point, eighteen minutes, another fucking, nine minutes a bullshit there we go all it's time for a little bit. Advertising awry right there you go it's fucking hilarious, there's a couple of things that are really when you watch like an nfl football game. Did you give you like watch the advertising like how much of a fuckin like Psycho loser. They think you are pretty while they run in that fuckin. That add, every ten minutes don't hit women no more. No more. She slipped on the coffee cake. no more. Actually. I was stretching and accidentally pushed her down the stairs. No more.

No more, we were playing football and she tried to block a kick. She tried to block the plant Dont she was rough and made sure not supposed to run into the kicker. Follow up my for my fuckin snake. a face you. So they got that so basically why they think grow wife, beaters every five Second, you got some sort out. You know your dick. Does it get hard you go and bald you're balding limp dick wife, peter right, and then they run of the fuckin draft kings. You're degenerate, gambler, you're, degenerate, gamblin, bald, limp dick wife beer. Nothing positive their fucking. No more commercial fucking annoys me because I like the yelling at me in I don't hit women. So why are you fucking tone it down a little bit. Ok,

She pointed this out. You know when you watch a w b, a game, but they start yelling at all the broad watch and that shit. You know no more marrying a guy. Just cause he's got money, but you don't love. No more. I'm used to a certain lifestyle. Did I do that should of course, I doubt if it could set of final some fuckin. Rather they don't know more campaign. everybody's dressed all in black in operating on the cover the fuckin beetles album. You know my favorite part of all that concern. But he please explain to me how they didn't do it like didn't, do any sort of background check on ice tee, and he got in that fuckin, commercial. a corridor was albums. Wasn't the attempt at some point I don't know I don't know much about the pamphlet game, but, as far as I know, you know if you started off as a pimp. Probably made your first million smack and bitches every couple of seconds.

where's, my money. I love my city every time you fucking see that guy he's always talking about the street. Yo I could make I could make five grand twenty minutes every fucking time and I don't give a fuck what you bring up. ie is gonna, bring up the street and how much money he could make how quickly hey ice isn't it a beautiful day out it I'll tell you was beautiful when I was out on the street agama five weigh in twenty minutes yeah. I was just kind of talking about the wherever every working What about those age? One thing some ten years ago, all those behind the musics anything blah blah blah. Why don't give a fuck what they were talking about? Iced tea eventually came on and told you that, five grand twenty minutes when I was out on the street the pimp against.

The paper game. Our shut up about the fucking pampered gave later that whole thing is romanticized see when you get some run away to go out and seller pussy for money, and it is an art to what is it. You're, fucking creep It was pointed out. Even though was he was he a pip all those out, spock and ran together. They all came out. They were so flock and overwhelming. When I first heard of your arms the little white boy living in the cul de sac and all of a sudden easy and all these guys came out like I couldn't keep up with who was getting shot, who Gettin smacked. So I might be wrong on that one. But am I the only one who was like wait a minute? Let's go Five, where twenty minutes makin bitches out there and selling crack right, no more, Jesus. I didn't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Anyways, let's get down to the what, but but by the football this week. So I watched the patriots. Obviously it was a big victory on the a of sees the weak limp, dicked fucking.

They east ceased Christ, my what has happened to the fuckin jets, but the bay. And the jets they're fucking fallen off the face of the earth. Now. What a lot of people would think that the patriots are going to have an easy victory, come this thursday or thursday night football, and I'm here to tell you that probably won't happen, I'm actually not buying it, because our jets always players I'm going to sell you a bad game. The patriots verse the jets thursday night football otto, the jobs they got their backs up against the wall. You know I wouldn't colonel bridge ran to the airport to his sister by no? There was no. I gave you the fuckin row,

There are actually in a year it was actually a rough bar. A rough weaker, forearm, new york football giants get the ship kicked out of the eagles, really that fucking good. I mean I just I just kept thinking algeria. The giants gonna make some sort of half time adjustment at some point right. It was brought his or her crews, get falconer, brutal injury. Look at that shit here among new your post hard to believe radio house excuse for marking crews, injury of philip. a few radio house added insult to injury. Sunday, night marking, giants Our receivers victor crews after he entered. he's right knee in the second half loss. How is it I do believe that anybody in philly does anything other than I guess if they act like you that being so, it's actually hard to believe crews, who had just dropped

Fourth down pass in the enzyme, tore his patel attended out on the play. Immediately grabbed his knee Mr Nellie, a mike fucking, miss anneli radios, but ninety seven point: five, the fanatic made fun. Of cruises, salsa dancing He writhed in pain, gotta meet that's kind of forty a giant fan rich victor cruz's over dance to that. Oh god, ok, wait a minute! I thought he was going to be up up up or out I think you do some like that. Now that would have made me laugh as crews was carter, often too there's. The fans in attendance at lincoln financial feel gave him sincere round of applause. Look at that. We have the same legal affairs about a guess it out. emerson. I soon backtrack d. Take the lead, The tweet and replace it with multiple apologies, Somebody was home drunk watching. The gave

a giant is grooves, is done dance to that tweet. You sit near lapland. but one that will get me some more list and all of a sudden over here, starts come in and he starts, what an all over the place except down his balls cause he's wearing me on these beyond these. No more sweaty balls prices. but he wrote he said I apologize for the crews tweet. I didn't see that he got her in the play, was outside the stadium and saw he dropped it walking to my car you why in sech ship I just saw on big screen outside stating that he dropped the past didn't see that he got hurt. On my on the play, my bad, I would never Of tweeted that had I known he got injured, please know that know what your foolish do. victor cruises over right there. That means you know we got hurt.

Jesus. You know what this guy doesn't need me undies beyond the normal sweaty balls because he doesn't have any balls. just say, listen, I was at the game, I got fuckin hammock and I made a joke. That a lot of people made. I was actually a cigar bar last night watch in the game, and somebody made that joke when people if it was more like, oh, you know, but you know what the fuck you going to sit there, what bup Bup, Bup Abu, time. You score touchdown the jokes. Just laying they're waiting for but he did say it he could find. That was some alcohol. and you combine that is in philly, so he's gotta be at least three quarters of a fucking animal animal voices cracking and actually had a great time. I went to this awesome cigar bar last night and I watched the giants eagles game. You know the game was just fuckin

it's for self one sided just a wall. Why it? Why or why an ass kicking and then we actually was sitting there and Jesus Christ the hammer and ran underneath me this is what has been people for as fucking six months. I know what you think in six months, Jesus bill. What are they rebuilding the whole downstairs? Yes, yes, they are, and now they're going to in the hardware floors and they found out the floor. Wasn't level and the guy fuckin goes hey bill. Was this downstairs area ever outside yeah? It was. Let me guess, let me guess used to be some sort of half ass porch, so the and it raked in a real nice fuckin, whatever fifteen degree angle, so the rain water would roll off it. Now it's inside whatever.

when you downstairs in my house, you just feel like you're on a boat, that's making left her or a right turn dependence which way you walk, and I don't give a fuck not set that I've never even notice to be honest with you, but you know he went down there with the level from that little ball just kind of rolled a little bit to the side. I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck. You know I give a fuck, but I just I don't have any more money or have any more money to throw that. Ok, I'm cutting you off alright son. It's over you've got to get out in the world, get a fucking job, and So anyway, when out there, with a couple of bodies, smoked a couple of cigars and now I was watching the game. It just was just a wire to wire fucking beat down an arm. I was disappointed in the game. I was impressed. Obviously, with fully and other giants started off rough. They ve been playing.

better, but still I didn't think I was going to go like that and I've actually I've always loved the nfc east. It's always just been a it's always been great football, the great rivalries and that type of thing it sucked that the the the redskins have not been a factor for so long, because those cowboy redskins games were always great and I was drawn up, but I guess there's always one team, that's gonna suck a new division. Somebody's gotta come in last has just been for a while. For whatever reason are exactly the same football. I honestly didn't watch a lot. I would have to think that they're fuckin calling for rex ryan's head at this point. Are they still sticking with them? They're still sticking with the guy, I'm actually going to be upset if he gets fired, because I love watching him lose You know, and if they fire my I'll, get to do that anymore. Alright, here we go in reality is speeded up out new york

sports ride. Kevin durant hurt his foot. The yankees rod mysteries are much deeper than you think, a ride, my favorite yankee of all time that one million dollar albatross let's see grog swagger returning to the patriots. I see he goes. He made a quote. They should get laid. What the fire and jets pick six ending a gambling miracle for broncos backers yeah, I don't see them getting saying, get rid of rex ryan yet, whilst very surprising, for the new, your post, they usually get. This guy is fallen after two fuckin days. I'm gonna go look at this story here, so I guess I'm just uses when we read the newspaper this week. Grant swaggered should pay Treats they should get laid, rob broadcasting though, is always looking out for his teammates. Finally,

decisive thirty, seven, twenty two when I love I was decisive, we're up by eight with four minutes to go somebody and watch the game. You just looked at. The final score, thirty. Seven. To win over the bills on sunday the patriots tight and wanted to give credit to the often overlooked offensive line. because there's they're the ones who should. Oh they're, the ones you should get laid tonight grown cows. He said: that's, that's very nice of m c that wasn't bad It wasn't bad at all right enough with the friggin football habit, the baseball about the baseball but up up up up- oh you guys know much of that shit, watching the the royals I haven't watched the giants cardinals. I saw that the cardinals had a walk off last night, which is awesome, but hang on a second, where the fuck did that story. Go god, damn it

The new york post actually had a fucking great story about some nurse cause. I don't wanna. Have this all be sports and listen you guys fuckin whining at me, or what would you do you people do old, forge nurse nurse. Here's one for you for people who are in the sports nurse accused of killing thirty eight patients. She found annoying. Cops arrested, a nurse in north east ITALY, a u dont in connection with debts, as many as thirty eight patients food, she say: she's, whom she may have killed because she found them or their relatives annoying. While then pog yeah, of forty two year old resident from the town of Lugo was taken because over the weekend and booked for allegedly slaying as lively it's slaying of seventy. Eight year old patient rose Kill the rome ii who died from

jackson of potassium. el the wrong headed, been admitted to hospital with a routine illness before she died. Unexpectedly tests show she died with a high amount of potassium which can provide provoke cardiac arrest in her bloodstream according to central. European news or death triggered an investigation which found that thirty eight others had died. Mysteriously, why Bogey Ali was on duty. The news agency report one of bogie ali's fellow nurses, described her as a cold person, but always eager to work while. The want of poor guy he's colleagues said The accused nurse was once reported forgiving powerful laxative to patients at the end of a shift to make work tougher for then

the nurses working after her filed under crime, comma italy, Jesus Christ, there's a person than ever got hugged as a child, her? What a fuckin! So I mean I should say them in- and how could she has been convicted of anything? Why do you? Why do they do that? Why did they protect the alleged victims, but not the alleged accused ice? Since the last night there was saying that this person out here, attacked us the eight year old woman, but like a broomstick or something outside of a fuckin atm and but then they show this guy's face right. The judges, random fucking name, They're, like you, they show the guy's face on tv, is mug shot go, and that is when scott walker allegedly took a broomstick

and smash your sixty eight year old woman over the head with it an atm, it's like allegedly you're, even if you got the right, fuckin guy disguise. This is all over. The fuckin knows. What are the way we have to see somebody's face before their convicted Don't understand that, like you know, how do you fuck and make a comeback hey, aren't you the guy who allegedly, who gotta keep accused falcon. I, what is the work, accused a psalter of a sixty eight year old woman, I gotta get it fucking job after that anyway with amount of times that they get the wrong person. What you think that they should maybe hold off on showing the photo anybody dealer, anybody anybody at all. Does anybody give a shit on it,

level whatsoever where the hells were recorder. Don't even tell me, don't even tell me, I knocked it off that fuck, okay, good, though, for half a second, I shut it off. I'm actually late today, because all Billy boys got a day job. Oh billy, bob he's gotta day job right now. Fuckin show that I can't wait for you guys to see, but I'm not allowed to talk about it until you announce it once they announce it. I'll give you a little bit a high point. I think you're going to enjoy it, so I could fucking shake hey, I want to thank everybody who came out to the spotlight. Twenty nine casino. To see a detail, re joe partner chemist,

if we had a, we had a wonderful time out there and I got to do more stand up to man. I really miss dawn and I've been writing. This fucking show and kind of burning it at both ends. So I gotta figure that out, but I'm basically straight out. Writing this thing until thanksgiving and then my schedule eases up a little bit more. I do have coming up. I got some great gigs coming up, I'm doing the twentieth anniversary of comics come home, the great thing that the

benefit foundation, whatever the hell. You call it that Dennis leary and cam nealy and started twenty years ago for the cam neely house, which basically went numb. Fortunately, Gavin cam lost both of his parents and at least one of his parents. He lost to cancer and you know they weren't, like the hospital in that type of thing, so they've made at the cam neely house and suggest a place like during treatment where people can, rather than sitting in a hospital, can actually feel at home. It's a great thing and it's twenty years. I can't believe that, because I did either comics come home, two or three way back in nineteen. Ninety six, so I don't know as if they were ninety four. Ninety five. Ninety six, that was number three

if this is the twenty, if one disease, the twentieth twenty years or the twentieth one you know to me, like he played nineteen years twenty seasons like, I can't figure it up whatever. This is neither the twentieth of the twentieth year that they ve been doing it and dom I'm gonna be up there. And it's going to be an absolute murderer's row of stand up comedians on that thing, and one of them. Why can't wait to see is going to be Steven wright? Who is arguably one of the best comedians I've ever seen? I mean he is there's no argument there. He just is. I can't wait to see him and it's going to be awesome, so I got that going on and then the next day and I'm going to be a giggles comedy club in saugus saga on like november ninth during a benefit up there and then the following week, I'm out in florida,

and- and what is that I didn't know what the fucking data is one on a one on. I look here how many Hamada Hamada in november, I'm basically I'm going out for thursday night football when the the dolphins play the bills and I'm going to the thursday night game, and then the next night I am in a can you tell I'm trying to open windows. That's why I'm fucking talking slower, I'm in the I'm at the west palm beach improv in west palm beach florida and doing a couple of shows. There me poverty and die the next day, I'm going to the miami hurricane Florida seminal game. Unfortunately,. It's where the miley hurricanes place. So I don't listen too much of that. Fourthly, I won't have to do it, they might have

well who do that and actually think that? That's you know, like the americans actually used to do that, like that's, actually wanted their songs rather, I was just some horse shit that hollywood made up there I didn't go on woo thou that bullshit, you know it's a fucking is it is how that stuck around for this goddamn long. The people came up That should do you understand that they come up with that shit when people don't even know how to act yet, at least on film or whatever, like that. That was like thirty, is before why I oughta. Let me some J, all of that stupid, fuckin horrible acting before marlon brando came around and change the game. What's up cleo? What are you don't? Gimme a body come here. Are you don't go to see good to see? You decide good to see you

you're taking a nap now there was rough, wasn't going to the side of the house giving yourself and then eating a whole fuckin candid dog food. You must be it thus did. I can really see what you have to go there and take another nap. What do you do all day? nothing. Why are you always sleeping? I want an answer not that microphone right in her muzzle. I get nothing I'd get out here. Alright, okay, go on fucking love that dog.

fuckin love that dog man and I will never not have a dog. You know, in fact you know this one here. If we got another dog would probably try to kill it unless it was a baby boy. From what I heard saw, I don't need that drama in my house. My dogs are psycho because somebody beat the shit out of it before I got it. So I'm going to keep this dog, he don't, and hopefully god willing, how old is she five six years? I don't want to think about this, however long she last and Abbott, and then the next round I'm getting to. I may need a bluenose and a red nose. Pity couple of poppies and that's it I'm always gonna to fucking dogs. You just make your life better. They really do so anyway. Tailored to this all billy fuckin booze bag is, is seven saw about eight days, I'm drunk in eight days, it's fucking great now. I m ready to go on a fuckin run. That's all it takes.

you guys trying to knock off the booze unless you have like a serious, fucking alcoholic which fortunately I don't suffer from that, and it takes like five days for me, the tipping point my three four days in unlike air. This doesn't seem like a streak like I, you know what a not plan tonight you know when we sit back and forth and drink beer. You know, but I want you fellows five six days in agonized rondonia little calibre enjoy, junior junior goin on here right. When I see how long I can go blah blah blah blah blah and die, I went to the door and went to the store and I got a bunch of others or fuckin plastic, tens of a bunch of veggie shit. I just shoved that down my pie hall and now I got my body craven. That again I swear to god, man, I swear to god the amount of people who are fucking addicted to sugar and salt has to be off the charts, but I'm

be doing that thing. Where taken my life in it and superimposing it on But he also know me like all. If I suffer from this, then you must suffer from it, but I'm telling you all I have to do is wake up in the morning by dubai. By and ages oatmeal were a fuckin banana in it. That fills me up. And then, if I go and I get a salad with a fucking protein for lunch, it's over, then that's all. It takes to kind of brake that sugar, salt, sugar, salt, sugar, salt, fuckin horseshit gone back and forth pizza cookies ice cream, fuckin, burger fries. When you feel a visa, goin off the rails, I'll fuckin, hyped up on the salt. Some sugar, I gotta, go fuck and let us into a line of fuckin sugar, that levels you out, then you wake up the next. in both of them are still fighting inside your body and you wake up. What do you get you get out meal now you grab the fruit loops, you got the fruit loops and you walk out that door.

Up on sugar, you take a handful of you, fuckin, literally empty out. the pretzels and just drink the salt at the bottom of the bag, to sing, get the fuck and work yet often You just keep jason it so I actually talk to someone on twitter actually sent me a little tweet saying that day eat like the souls and everything in and they started craven that stuff and dropped like twenty pounds it I'll? Obviously, I'm no nutritional or fitness fucking guru, but I can't tell you if you just start eating that way, it's impossible who likes going to the fucking gym nobody. What would you rather do? Would you rather spend forty five fuckin minutes on a treadmill? sit down and over the course of five minutes, just eat a salad. You now was fine I'll check impressed on there's some salmon. You know what maybe just go like a total veggie one was some beans in their it's over. Two rather do that then eaten

shit. You want to eat and jump on a treadmill wearing out, yet epps. You need in your feet, in trying to run the wrong one model and we worked in a mile just eat a fuckin sally put your feet up. Need a last night when I watch the game, I Julie or sit in a cigar bar some killer myself that way, but as far as food goes I actually yeah. What did I get? I ordered this beats and goat she's salad, which, back in the day I would be like you fuckin pussy right. I threw that thing down. My throat filled me up. I was in hungary and I woke up today and you know My alabaster stomach wasn't sticking out. As far as I thought it was going to beat. Him will be made me happy, woke up this morning, happy seeing that, and what did I do, that I have to lift a bunch of weights. They have to run up and down the fucking street

they have to do a bunch of barbies standing in the sand. Excess some fuckin turned up check was never going to fuck me now. I didn't I just said enough, can lazy boy and field, my body with the goddamn salad can't recommended enough. Having said all that, I don't know shit about nutrition, but I do know if you get a fuckin beaten. Go cheese, salad, little eyes, fuckin picard, it's absolutely delicious. I I committed I want. You guys walk around fucking being fed fox, who wants to be a fat fuck you're there in the back. You want to be a fat football good fielder. All right. Let's get to the questions for this week I write japan dear, I was wondering when you're going to come to Japan and if there's a reason you have not. You have spoken about the food. At times is being your favorite along with italian, the countryside is beautiful, civic. You could get in a good I love you and love me, won't you, what, sir

you tell me where I can go perform over there are. There are enough english speaking, japanese, that are going to understand my humour, because I would love to go to Tokyo. I would I love to go to japan. You don't I'm fuckin make this happen. That's it! I'm going tell me where to go. You write me back, you tell me where to go. I know that is obviously we still have bases over there from the whole world. To think sorry bout that by the way you know by now we went a little hard core with the second one shows about I might come over there with little fuck an olive branch and do my stupid and always stupid. Little fucking tricks their little somersault air, the punchline they do now Absolutely love to go over. There. I you know obviously huge fan of the food huge via the fuckin,

Architecture and everything that I've seen over there, both the old and the new federal thing where you fucking, beat all those dolphins to death. I dunno about that shit, but I'm sure you're not doing it. Whatever look at that already, we've got some comedy there. I dunno shit about your country. There I said it, but I want to go. I've never been to a I'd love to go over there. I'd love to go to japan, see the great wall and all that shit I'm kidding I'm kidding. I know that that's in china, alright, let's not get crazy. I do this is what I know about asia. Ok, so far as I know, the japanese are basically the white people of asia in that they feel that they are the most superior and over the course of the centuries they have tried to post their wealth on the other people around them. Is that your? Why would you buy what I say this about the country that wants me to go there because I'm a fucking more then you get korea north korea? You got south korea, north korea. There

one of the rarest things you'll ever see in the world, which is an otter shape, asian guy running their country. Ok, the north koreans. All the north korean people are starving in this guy's walkin around as basically affair face topic. Shit is what kills me about this guy? Ok, if you're gonna be a dictator You got a feed you if you wanted to last. I guess it's dead starve, everybody dude. If I was a dick I would be such a good shit. No one would try take me, although I will be out there right, an intelligent. I would write nice. It would be all my fault. Rules, but I would be a nice guy about people going. I will gonna get sick vibrio. Yet I can see that I can see that now. Because I really see it just

cause I don't want you guys to eventually come and make an attempt to my life. So you know what what would you like see? I don't have the backbone to be addicted. Then he got china. You got a zillion fuckin people, which is that kind of japan's fault, because we think invading them. So then they will like we're going to have so many fucking people that Nomad no matter how many of us you killed is going to be another way of coming over and now look at him. goddamn air over there was like brown. What else do I know Do I know anything positive, though I know anything positive yeah. I know some positive, The martial arts come for me, get yoga, came up from fuck in india,. And I know you guys had a wonderful life until the english got there. In fact, everything up which is pretty much. You know, that's that Fault answer around the world where everything was going great and then the english people came there. Instead aright these people s a little bit better than those people there a little bit better those people there we're running shit and go fuck yourself. So For the next hundred years,

then you're forces out then we're gonna leave. Then you guys can continue fighting this fight that we created that never really existed cause. You really all the same people who should love one another and get along right, anyways beetles, album bill, Dear Billy, one hundred point, seven fm, a buddy of mine recent he got in an argument over which has which has beatles album. Do you guys even reread what the fuck he wrote? A buddy of mine recently got into an argument over which beatles album is probably your favorite, real and intellectual stuff going on over here to make fun of himself. I'm saying I'm saying it's! Let it be other white album. He says it's. Rubber soul. come on how you pick your favorite beetles out on me. I definitely like their shit after you know. Did they want clean cut? Just singing

I wish it had even now I hate that ship she loved Yeah yeah hate that shit, but when they grow out their hair and started doing drugs. I love all of that shit, and but it's been so long since I've listened to him, I I'll have to get back to you on that. One. What's amazing about beetles music is the is the shit they talk about it still. Fuckin timers was Looking through you, where did you go? I thought I knew you. What did No, you don't look different, but things have changed. I'm looking through you you're not the same. I that's just classic when you're in a fuckin relationship when you young- and you think you really. This person in just one day the way they answer the phone high just do something needed like a dislike. This isn't.

You think they changed it's just you just learning. More about the person you realize, unlike eyes, isn't. This is what I thought I was gonna be kind of. Like my house, so I liked that one. I also like, obviously like the white album. I like a love letter b, I mean sergeant pepper, may come on and then you get revolver. I like all of those you dont yards funding. Is it's been so long since those arms come out that there's a lot of young people to think the beatles actually aren't? Is there Are overrated or they stink and doubt that that's just because all that fucking music has come out since then is completely rip them off. It's gonna like the richer prior thing, where how fuckin brilliant he was, and then after, like the fifth or sixth season of deaf jam, comedy where everybody was doing those white people do this black?

we'll do that ship and it was just turned in from richard prior specific white guy that he was doing to just that generic It'll do my taxes, it just kind of took away some of the yet tat. He was doing the only way to try to because there's no way to go back in time I try to like get yourself, had space. Look like a top twenty, our top one hundred, see what else was in the top ten and listen to that shit versus the beatles album. I guess that's the closest thing say I don't know who knows anyway? bill. I'm a female- and I love your comedy: oh my god, ding ding, ding ding. We have a weather well be cliche and start by telling you what a huge fan I got up and thank you. Thank you so much. I have so many female friends that you are the art epitome of what you say about them no day off for their man Because they want to fix or change them, I've always been pretty mellow and from

My husband says I am adieu trapped in a girl's body during my be exaggerating a bit, but it makes me sick I ought to know he thinks that I'm cool, I that's one of the best. Compliments you'd get if a guy see you're you're for an hour husband or whatever thinks you cool, and I Oh I'm not trying to be a fucking sexist country are like. Oh, you should be. Oh wow, I'm so flattered that you fucking gave me that compliment all right. Don't get your tits in an uproar here, I'm just saying! If you, the guy in your life? Actually, if you're fund a hang out with that's a very rare thing, does usually we're trying to get away from you Anyways she says I'm rambling now you know for sure I know for sure I'm a woman She goes I spoke. I saw this quote from movie. I wanted to share it with you. Do not try to change him. That's why how many marriages fail before we remove the wedding veil. The wife's starts to change their husbands, happiness, his thoughts, his friends and wish

brainwash, Jim and re mothers him completely. She wonders what happened to them, and that fascinated her the one she fell in love with just a thought, just thought you would enjoy that, and hopefully One of these days will be able to see life you're on a bucket less joking, thanks for your time. Faithful fan now these two emails deal with the same situation might want to read both together. Give one answer: others from off my guy here, alright while well read about together than how to change gears with a lady s, bill I've been away from for nine months and whenever I get a little blue, missing friends and family from back home, I just talk and your PA. God enough with the compliments. No more. I appreciate him but people. Just wanting to the questioner. I was hoping you could give me some advice, I'm living in a little house in indonesia with a lady who had been best friends with for six years, we're staying here for the next month. I hadn't seen this girl in over a year before we met up a few days ago. Problem is in the last.

Couple of days. I've totally fallen for oh Jesus sure why I never felt this way about it until now: provocateurs you're in indonesia. Yet of this problem, We probably the miller, fuckin nowhere and use your only option in the most beautiful girl we vote. we made each other laugh and always loved the same things, but we never my god. What am I going to do here? I'm just going to let it ring who answers their home phone. many more money is burnt. Land requested that running for fucking state condolent, whatever the fuck it is, we always each other laugh and always loved the same things, but we never. We just never win the boy beyond a friendship now billy jealous when I see her around other guys. So here's my big idea. I was

Think but ass here out on a date, why don't I have the default ringer like two rings, because I never do anything to make my life easy when war, and that should be it. Through the fuck, you can't anyway, because I know it's weird because we're sure during our house, and we know each other so well, but I thought it would be, To just say: do you want to go on it? It was me and then offered to take her out for dinner. You fucking its and see a ban. Oh, my god, who is, on the other hand, there is an hang up. Yet

he's gonna go seven days, I'm not taken up Christ all right, we know each other so well, but I thought it would be better to just say: do you want to go on a date with me and then offer to take her out for dinner and to see a band like what, if this was someone I just met rather than make some heavy confession about my feelings. That way it's more of a fun thing. We could try rat. We could try rather and that's more of a funding. We could try rather than some big serious decision she has to make. I thought if she was a bit rough. Then I might try saying that a friendship is strong enough to survive one bad date dude, I think you're killing it right now. but I never thought to do that out of it. I feel the fact that I like what you are doing I like away So am I a more for thinking this absolutely not exist. it's going to make some months ago,

there are in this place awkward and potentially ruin the trip. Should I just Keep my mouth shut and try to enjoy the fact that this amazing woman is my friend thanks in advance Still you one of a kind. I know that I am trying to Listen. I think you should do exactly what you want to do here. Maybe these feelings are real. Maybe they're not end up and be a man. If you didn't ruin of friendship with dick europe, everybody does it everybody does, and I dont know how they tied into the one above here But I think you're killing it. But as far as that quote that that woman said. Yeah. I would agree. I would agree with that, but I also think guys do the same thing. to the site. You know, and you know it also happens. I think in a relationship. Is you get so comfortable? If you forget to keep yourself looking good around each other? You know I mean. Is anything fuckin war? they went in a relationship in your ear. Your girlfriend is just comfortable coming out just dress like shit, I'm not

that shows how to get fuckin dolled up. But you know it's here, And I were gonna, go watch watch your fuckin movie, you know how long does it take to put on some fuckin cute little pajama, fuckin, half little whore It's hard to talk kind of thing. You can't do that. It takes two seconds put your hair and a fuckin ponytail pink bank bomb. You come out, you may, feel like. I am. I right. I know I made a good choice. You hear you come about your fuckin, you know and that goddamn fact soup. Finally sweat pants and a hoodie toes off top Amelia justice system. Is it's off and then the same thing, for the guys. You know me. I've seen you get a woman, you starting fuck him the relish sticks and all that shit. You come on out there with your wife beaters your man, tits hanging out the fuckin side, like John bonham towards you, his career that awful

picture when he's sitting down this is this is the case. a thing when you're fat standing up to a right, The last thing you need to do is fuckin sit down with a wife beaters around just it's just the roles they don't want to see that you that's the thing. Is it Man, you got you get, you know, keep yourself in good shape,. Shower and all that type of shit just try to keep doing that throughout the fuckin relationship common out all fuckin scruffy bleary I'd help workin on a pair of man it's that women don't want to look at that same way, we don't wanna, look at them. Looking all fucked up so there you go, don't take the person you're with for granted. Alright Look I'm just tell everybody what the fuck did. You are at last when I gotta do and then I got it. I gotta go to work up up up up up up up our will. But a little do all right. Hey contraceptive pill bill, I'm coming to the end of my high school life.

just a few weeks to go and there's one girl I've been waiting to ask out for a while ago, it any longer. He's hot smile fund where did you fuck and get it but she's in, different social group to Me- and I just know how ice I just don't. I should go about asking around since we spent most of the past two years, taking the same class as yet have barely talk to her. How would you go about? This girl that you have spent a lot of time around and you you both know each other, but you kept clear of I feel it fight all make a move. Our regret not doing it for the rest of my life said she seems like she would be an ideal. Girlfriend response be great love. The park. Yes go fuck yourself and get your alabaster asked down to us daily soon, please I do we should do you should just go fuck and ask her out cause. Is the thing nothing bad will come of that uk? You won't have regret your fuckin get over a fear what

help you further down the line, and even if this woman says no now, who knows for five years later you run into her and she remembered that you liked her. You already broke down that fucking door. You might banger. Why? What their and fall in love with a raft of fifty a fuckin high school units is what you do for this. What I wish I did this is what you do right here. Flock of sheep, corrupt, she says no, just ask a bunch of em out get gino. Fuckin lay the groundwork you like a salesman. You make an pussy call, calls here right now. For the rest, your highness go career and then you hit every fuckin reunion. Then you show up the god damn foggy. If some so glasses and spoken white scarf wrapped around you fucking neck, like a hero, I'm telling you you be fuckin, poland pussy out there, like, like those fuckin, japanese guys club in those fuckin dolphins to death, so bad reference. But you know what I mean.

that's what you should do should absolutely one or two percent ask her out of what I have just come woken up to eight. Are you don't? She knows you're fucking name shall say a low vat. And just say: listen, you know I've kind of staring at your tits lesbian, also that whatever just fuckin just ask around just for and ask her out nothing bad will company. if, even even if she says no, she might say to a french ugly where's meal. So so as you are one of them's, gonna, respect it and be like. I did, though he had that in may I don't get swollen secure what he does my work and for good. sing: you know you got that coming down the pike. Ok, you got get on the phone. You gotta make your calls in the morning or you don't get any sales at night. Our right, that's two fuckin for that support cares. For this week everybody go fuck the shelves. My prediction for the page its jets. If it's at the patriots ice

We win. If it's at the jets. I don't know, but I think it's gonna be a close game despite the fact that the jets allegedly so. and all this shit. This is the case. The game were- gamblers fallen to just look at the numbers and looking at the records All of that shit and what she asked the standards every week. What blows up your parlay there's always that game with something happened. It makes no fuckin sense. The old chaos theory like jurassic fuckin park there. I, the jets always play, is tough. We go in there and we kick the shit out of them. Then they truly are a tough fucking team and I dunno I just don't. I don't have faith in that. The patriots I just feel like Tom Brady's, been on his back the whole even yesterday, and that guy was on his fucking back more than I have We spend on his back more this fuckin season, I've seen in his goddamn career. I still think will work in that out and readily went down

and may I went down and I don't think obviously they're gonna be back for the thursday game. I have a lot to the sports budget to see how bad it is. So that's a huge blow to our defence. And are running game so why we got a lot closer to the fucking jets right. Take that with a grin.