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It might be scurvy I've been on the road, I don't know what it is, but is it kicker, my fuckin ass. The last couple of days he was hilarious. Was I went into the guest room cause, I'm gonna get my wife's sick. slash my podcast rewrite right next to the garage- and this is old ass here and there in the fire Good thing. The heater got stuck on eighty degrees. I couldn't shut it off and outside it was I would go to eighty and we're gonna turn it down. And it would still say eighty and then it would show, go down too, like seventy one and our Let go of. It will go back up to eighty, so I was like what, if I go past eighty unfreezing yet others might ethical mind here. Back down. So I fucking blue past. It went up to ninety

stuck on ninety. Some out there by myself and it's just coming out? It's like this literally a furnace. the lasting this house fire in this little ass room. Next to my knowledge, After all, by myself, Fuckin sick as a dog, I'm so excited beyond, and I want to hang out with my kids and I can't talk at all to get them sick. I can't hang out with my wife and I'm just out there. Now. This heat is just fuckin black, sit down. so my wife bring something out. Unfortunately, to me, said: good cause the heaters busted. as she goes out there. I just went on a fucking know Clogged tirade about

fuckin stupid. It is to own a house cause I've. Every mother, fucking thing From the front door lock for day, one the front door locked in work. I had replaced at all the way out to my I can garage every cox fuckin mother, fucking thing that could fucking break, I mean everything Every fuckin thing, the mother, fucking pie, that last a hundred years, the original one that goes out to the fuckin. Town sewer, the city, so that thing fuckin with an eye to get that thing. Fuckin car smile will tell you how much I fuckin cost me Charlie. applin took shit through that pipe. That's how old that fuckin thing was in these guys came in and dig up I driveway the walk under the fuckin house. Um. I just fucking, went off. and I was flippin out so

it just goes calmed down an egg. Would you be calm down. I am among young women, gonna fuckin cup tissue dislike. She does walks away now. I'm in that mood, I'm glad she does it. She just fucking walked away She tried to fix it. She couldn't fix it. She did. She thought you know cause I saga technology. Even like using a thermostat. It used to be just those little things that use pushed up and down in that's what the fuck it was. You know, and I just got news age now, where I could Fucking do anything my kids a bet. I can't do fucking anything right I go to a hotel room. It takes me like twenty minutes to like. Where is the menu. Is it on an ipad thing? Is it on the tv hideaway worked is how do I turn on the falcon tv weather

The lights that is, I think I talked about this, so I was just coming off the road merchant. I take it this fucking heed to shut off my way can't get the heat to shut off. She goes all right, I'm I'm! I'm gonna go! I said fine Fight gautier right, so she fuckin leaves, I apologise to the next day right. Both men fucking knows was clogged up ahead. god damn fucking, dantes photos blasted down on me so Finally, I just fuckin. I go on the internet and I'm trying to figure this fuckin thing out. I got the door wide open. it's freezing, cold out scenario. This ice cold air coming in with this fuckin hot come in at me. I'm like I'm, really going fuckin malaria, Are you can't get malaria lest you get paid by a fuckin, misguided air into the whatever you know what I.

So what I ended up doing was I've, I I couldn't figure it out and I finally just said thought it. I went outside. I just started throwin switches. I had my little fuck an iphone. I couldn't see ship with a flashlight. and I finally found that I just fuckin unplugged it and plugged it anyway just stopped I went back into the cock sacking mother. Fire duly, was literally like me, taught a hot yoga class in this fuck him. place, and then I'm laying their on top of it covers. And it was hilarious, was then it slowly. Became fuckin freezing. but there was a moment. There was like an eleven minute moment where it was the perfect fuckin temperature that was trying to get by feel vindicated because

when the guy came to fix it, He did say that the thing was fucked up any took thermostat thing off, so I don't know I I've been sick for how many days and I've just been having like, like when the universe is telling you to just go back home is again Thing with this guy. This indian guys going like you know, if you're having a bad day just say fuck, it go. Try again tomorrow, like that, was playing in a loop on my head, like every fuckin thing,. That could go wrong. Like went wrong. I forgot my daughter's thermos when I dropped her off at school, so I respect to go, get it. As my wife was coming up, bring it to me. I was looking at her to make sure she was pull it up. I didn't look and I Fucking hacked my rim. the cairo buzz. I can get that fixed and placed it. Levels around painted a fuckin whatever right,

drive down, dropped that off come back. by some months ago for ryan, the old truck. So I say fuck it I'm a taken for right. Just drive up the hill, you know. Couple streets over can get up into the hills with people have the views. And I go to start about nothing. May not even a noise, as argued by the fucker. So then, if I can call aaa in these kids, I'm call them in years I do you want to use a virtual assistant, and, unlike now you know, Like is this address your address your home address. Unlike now, so I'm not giving you others fuckin information. I pay you fuckin money. Tell you were a bat. just fucking come over, throw a fuckin battery. Getting a contrite the great by the way, but that whole fuckin system.

We just sent you a text message, did you get it and I did I just said now: just don't play the game. I wish you guys would stop playing the fucking game. You know. I just say: no, no, no not doing it not doing it. I want it to a person? I want you to send a person. I want to talk the parson and then fuckin figure it out. so the guy finally shows up. I think the whole time like I literally could have driven the auto zone and just fuckin bought a battery Replacing a battery has got to be other, in the air filter. The easiest fucking thing to do on a car. and that's what I was thinking the whole time and just like I, you know whatever. So I got a new battery out of it So then I handle that and then one highlighted my days I took my yeah I took sun up, the hill there

I got outside streets that I across one main street. There was nobody there. I just took him up and are we Up the hill, these going up the hill up the hill. I won't let you drive about the failure of the truck, makes all this noise all school trocadero, looked all right up and he looked at me and he just here too, broke into an ear to ear green grand- and I was just like this what the fuck it solid europe, like he's gonna, someday, you know what I'm gonna he's got. My daddy's take me up that right and we had a great time. I just in the moment knew that that was gonna be like one of those things italian teacher, both my kids. How to drive that thing: how to drive a stick. I really believe that shit get out. I fucking hate this goddamn, I This stuff, like my dad now that you know she has access to one. If you don't let her have worn it. So she told you a break up.

It's like you shouldn't give a fuck about something Like this to that level,. At your age, so anyway,. Continuing my day, you know- Even I wonder whether I dropped my kid off casino at an impasse thing to me-. dr of my kids school in picking up Fucking being there right. So here we must all kinds of music and stuff. Like I introduced into the talking heads, which was, ok, all right, so I will go deep cuts the party song swap she cut, like it or whatever, but that also she color wasn't feeling. So I went mainstream and play burned down the house. Now she loves that song and she Lets me not to sing it, she was dead, don't sing, and I want to listen to it so now she's like requesting it. which is good, you know I've looked she likes ac DC. You know,

As far as like my music, aerosmith, Talking heads, Joan Chad. A queen and her. ever queen song is sire. The fuck. You too soon spread your wings and fly away, which was, I guess I was infinitely. What that's all I actually downloaded the album. just like. This past year when taylor hawkins passed away, and they were talking about some of his favorite albums. And I knew that he was a big queen guy, so It would now be able to get in. This is one of the items that they talked about that he liked to whatever So I got I gotta get past all the radio queen shit. But I liked that song and I played it for so she liked that's what all that part of the day was so, I can drive and home Come on up at him in the middle lane and there's like,

People only the sites like three lanes and the law Screen but nobody's going on either side, I'm like what are they doing they staring at their phones, so I to go and all the sun, this fucking junkie. walks right in front of my car and I had a like lock him up. Your seatbelt, what You're my daughter's chest and cross her neck a little bit. She was crying and shoes So why was that guy smiling cause guy was gonna. Look at me do unlike his woods. dance, as I'm stared at him. You know I mean, what do you do? The guy is sick, he's literally sec he's gone drug, so. My kids their summer can occur some out and drive a wedge because all the simple it all went on my neck. I'm sorry about that. She goes why that guy smiling dad. Why was he stifling.

When you always him, I was cause he's on drugs. like what are drugs and those like our gut Like aren't, you know when you spin around a lot you stop and you had filled my long ago. It's like that. But, worse. and he up being like hall metals in your ruin, your life. And she goes right too much information. She goes Well, maybe he was just happy because, as I said, our baby maybe we just happy. Maybe somebody told them of funny joe gordo I gotta watch as I cannot let go you. My kid asked me a question of gonna. Tell him the answer. we should get interesting at some point. I think it's a huge thing, though,. Some things you should sugar coat but, like I swear to god,. If my kid ever said to me, it's like you know,

The clause bullshit. And when a pause here, acacia, listen, what's your kids and give each ass, they had paused if I give a citizen close bullshit, I buick. Yeah it's stupid and I never Wanted to fight and get involved in the lie. I don't know why I did you know. Yet none of its all bullshit. I don't know why adults do that. Two kids. And I'm surprised us not more of all the things they trying to go back and undue. You know like. Just all this shit that you can do now you couldn't do back then. that doesn't make sense to me. Talk about combat sports and leave it at that,

all the things he used to say that you can't say that I don't need any racist and homophobic stuff I just mean like now. Pick things like. You can't use that expression that expressed and actually That came out of slavery or genocide of me. I I'm like ok. I thought you guys. We already have Looked up data that x russian keep your shirt on. which was one of my favorite things ever and I found out like back in the day like the average working class guy Joe six back back in the day, only The two nice shirts Sophia is gonna, get you a physical altercation. You took a shirt off, because even if you won the fight, it was gonna get all fuckin ripped in of some get to heated over? Nothing like a man. You keep a shirt off like a fight. we have a fucking physical fight about this shit. so that the day continues.

I went into this superstore. because my darted wanted. You know she likes to to add test out the toys. She says and then tries to get me to buyers ship, which I don't. and so he's got. You know what you know. Maybe. maybe saddle get that for one thing she wants is like a little phone it's actually hooked up to the internet. It's like I'm, not getting you that indeed, there is quotes Santa claus? Ok, I'm not. She's like why not it's like someday you'll, understand. When you, when you also have meetings the union get to, then you can get a phone. Ok. But even some call it a playground what the fuck am I doing here so. I gotta, go out superstore.

and you know the deal. It's all on you. You gotta be Road parking attended, I'm trying to find the fuckin thing and I always lose it because I was upset it's that junkie, walking out for my card, and I could find my while. I finally find the fucking thing. I stick it in fuck. It thinks not accepting. It is finally fuck and accepts that we stick my credit card and it will take the credit card. I do it, Three times it won't do it and furthermore, it won't give me my fucking ticket back. I, like will now what do I do. and it has a little button. You know, hit this button talk to a person, so I hit Fuckin button knows I'm comes out, nothing happens So now like now, what do I do? I know what's gonna happen, I'm gonna end up getting charge more money. It was a dollar ripe, so. I go downstairs. I hit the call button. It brings in raising this guy fight, picks up a glove.

Yeah, I tried it take my ticket in the machine upstairs in aided, and it just took it to one gimme, a back. Because what you got you gotta go up there and get it I'm like. I can't get it it's in the machine. and he's gone. I see you lost your ticket. It's like, I didn't lose that I know where it is. It's in that machine. It didn't give me back into the guy's goal. I will. Let you need to do is back up and go back I'm not doing that. Not do that, because I think you have to play a lost ticket fee. and I was like always that what I have to do it goes yes, I got all. Thank you so much, sir. I just started being a cunt. Because I had a fuck it up. It's not lost. It's lawsuits in that fuckin machine america, aside, felled episode is not lost. So caused me: fifteen bucks.

And what was so stupid was I charge it take the credit card out in the fuckin gates, not going up, and I'm thinking like I was too sarcastic to that guy on the other line, so he's just not going to push that button. realizing was there was it was a little ticket that came up then take the fucking ticket, for whatever reason the stupid gate wouldn't go. It was funny There was a guy in front of me a guy, and he pulled through- and there was enough time if I wanted to to go underneath, but I knew what was going to happen with his fuckin guy was gonna Stop before he had to make a right. And also I just you know there was enough trauma with the fucking junkie out there. Let me read the advertising here and then I'm just gonna, I'm just going to. That's going to be the end of the podcast here, plus we'll have a bonus episode. I'm just. Fucking under the weather here right

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two? So I don't know what they're doing, but it's been an absolute joy to watch, and that is it. That is all have a great weekend and I were talking on the barry. What's going on, it's bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday november, tenth two thousand and fourteen ottawa yeah. How you doing what's going on,

How is your weekend I did it. Go by too fast, there was due Dante. Those fucking days off nothin flies by like a fuckin day off it's unbelievable one fuck. Does it work like that a day off go by justice love. There was and if there is any sort of like just fuckin fairness in the goddamn world, wouldn't a day off go just slow as a workday. Yeah there's. You noticed some egghead out there well, like tat. Lay your dad's there about people are always shut the fuck up. Actually, you know what egg What why don't you hang out with me in my day off and then I'll fuckin go just as slow was a tuesday stuff in work. Then a tuesday everybody flock and talks about Monday's right that fuckin ban dude was bang in his own daughter.

the mama's in the papas where they are saying that song rating Furthermore, there is a good move enough. What was it Karen carpenter sitting just eaten a crust of a sandwich caraway. Don't do that, does not talk too early in the podcast all right, oh, don't fuckin start given karen crop into shit. Just gives you jealous cause she's a better drama than you could ever be a right bill. Fuckin stand down! now. That's all that shit that all that whole thing where you know three weeks of working out is like negated by three days of bad eating what it s like I've become all fredo face, the last couple of weeks and weeks, and it's like I never did a pull up in my life, So why am I get back on the stick. I'm actually back here are east coast,

I gotta get to do the commerce come home. That was actually I thought I was gonna, be a guy, serene again it was at the fleets, the tv back now garden fucking. However, whatever the fuck, they call it where the bruins insult explain that we actually had the show there. I had a great time. I went on last after a bunch of bees comics, and speaking of polyps. We in the bowels of the of the arena, and they I like these pull up bars, which I imagined you know bruins or celtics. She was probably the bruins celtics are too fucking tall to do a pull up? Aren't they and I was over there with Lenny clark who, like sixty three years old and he does Olaf's any fucking bangs out like ten of sixty three a clear right there. Dont before we're goin on he just came off with his fuckin lime, green pants, the guy Such a character foresaw he's wearing these daddy war looks like

loafers with the Gold in lies with these sweat pants in a T. Shirt is walk around before the show. Some looking at the shoes and I'm gonna write. Those That really is show shoes, there's no way he's wearing the rest of that shit on stage and those shoes. Are they Are they the big hey, I'm in showbiz fuckin part the outfit and who would have known. That those shoes were actually going to be that the the muted effect to tether the whole outfit had to have some sort of earth and I believe he had on with. I can't really tell because you could look at him for too long you with. going blind here on line green fuckin pants. And some sort of blue pink, paisley shirt. Tucked in as you do, I mean that's just standard fair when you have online green plants and then he had on his fuckin black slippers with golden lay. So anyway, he's dress like that. I'm wearing my shirt where

bowels of the fleets or the tv bag north gun, whatever the fuck? They call it right there having dot com centre, whatever the fuck. They call the thing this year and they had the pull up bar and I was shown on how to increase the amount of polyps it you can do by doing the negatives you gotta go the negatives dough right to vote. Boston morons, you don't go. up and then go down slowly, you go down slowly. Kanjuji dislike gravity. Do that what instead of using your muscles and that will actually increase your pulse over time. If you do that If you do that, not every once in a while when you gotta, do you three sets of polish? You bang the first set you just go until exhaustion its many? you can do and even after you can't bring your over the bar, you still do wraps and just count wraps you know, and that's all you go from twelve to fifteen fifteen to seventeen and that everything. So that's me quickly. What with what you were doing

While we were waiting to go on and tony v? Was there and he brought some cigars mark marin, was on the show Bobby Kelly was on the show, Jimmy Fallon, Jim gaff again. the and its leary hosted it was, yes damn it just as a veritable ho ho. of the whole scene, and I I forgot a couple of fuckin guys you had spent in when you do like a gig that god damn big boy. it was just a great time all the brons were there and I got to hang out a little bit with those guys. and what else I was just on my head still spent from being able to perform their fuckin. Unbelievable really unbelievable was an amazing night candy

Jesus Christ. I knew I forget some care merely was there it's his friggin benefit and then they had, guys like made tapes stuff Johnson. O connor Brian and a larry's one. All of you great I've raised a bunch of money. And I did my shit. I got my new jokes. You know the few people off, but I dunno it's just it's fucking, weird, it's just where my act is right now and it's one of those things was stand up where like learning how to play drums a guitar. You can't practice it now by yourself and then go on go. Do you have to try it out in front of people? So in over, I thought my seven, where one off the rails a little bit of whatever, but putting it up you know, every once in a while. You go into the god rail there, but it was still higher still a great time. It's always good to see all of fellows there an arm. I don't

so I can't leave its twenty was twenty years. Twenty years of that fucking thing, and I actually this how old I am. I did this one earlier. and I did this. I did the second one which seems like Six years ago, but has actually eighteen years ago, believe it or not so they're nineteen years into doing it, but it's the twentieth, one that they did, and I did the second one for all you fucking eggheads out there who are going to send me tweets, called actually all be the folks who would shut the fuck up. Alright, I was twenty eight. When I did that. I just now. Forty six is basically what I'm telling you asked crazy, I can't believe how much fuckin time has gone by, treat his mom was their georgia, of course, always nice to see her. We all excited about the benefit we're doing at the third annual, patrice o neill comedy that's coming up in February. Once again

The city centre in new york city, putting together that line up as we speak and after all, I was a good thing and of course the owl It's adorable, Jimmy Serpico was there looking as adorable as efforts which most of us are aging but Jimmy sir For some reason he just keeps get more durable with every year. You know you just want to pick him up. Take him home I'm just fucking with anyways, so I'll fuckin Joe unity was there that I forget Joe, you eddie you actually fuckin b, cancer this year and he has a terrifying, terrifying story as to how he got it. so, if you'd like to hear it, come out to our saga to round off he's gonna, do it, I assume he's gonna, do it all the story. Last night, it's fucking unbelief. Why thinking? He says how we got it.

I was actually once he started doing the story. I was like I gotta get outta here, because if he's going to be going this level of personal stuff, I'm going to bomb after him and. but he told the story how we got it. So I, if you can't make it too giggles insiders tonight about one year, up from the fact in cologne, Ah see, joviality live it's it's a scam. scary story occurs If he got it any of us the potentially get it it's fucking, terrifying Speaking of terrifying My flight, from los angeles in the logan airport, everything's Everything's going fine right. take off from la belle exe. don't you look down to the left. You see that little fuck invariable marine del rey were bravo. Airspace is in order

a cop is, go a hundred fifty feet off the fuckin surface to transition the broadway space were fuck enough in over those countries. We bang left with climate up you know: go back over hollywood was so high up. I can see over the hollywood hills. I can see into the valley. You know So you see Ella campers thing: you see they call a singing when right over the fuckin rose ball, and then it off into the mojave desert, flew right. Over vegas I looked down. I saw the stratosphere right Then you're under you tie. You go over the car now, the via the fuckin rocky mountains. They we hour of the great plagues the Its supply every body, that's where poison. It right there the halls, martyrs god bless america right flying right over our food supply that for some reason some reason we're like these conch poison. It right.

them reason we're going after the terrorist over there, but the fuckin ones in the suits over it's ok to keg. Pray the big casino all over it. Keep the bugs off fed testing just rigid under a false it you'll be fine, anyways, I see that council, more cow cut the beaks off. So you fly over that shit right then, by then the sun started going down and everything was fine. in europe. I was all right on some stuff. and I'll shoot the shit. What this guy And I was telling me he's: got this room? Yes, he's gotta garage right with a room over it, which is my dream fuckin, Smell, I was one to have an old house with a detached garage with a room over already told you, the ship. I turn the upstairs and drum room, slash cigar bar slash

her lounge slashed sports bar like every man. What's right, so he basically had that minus the hookers miles the cigar by minus two drops whatever he it's fucking, this pool table and I sure to win seven at times to good guy shoot me what he wasn't cough and it didn't seem like you- had a bowler. The nice type so all of a sudden waste. We start our initial assent, descended to the past, an area and dumb out over the fact: gonna walk euro and all of a sudden. We were just doing like this circular pattern. I think we north of the city by Newberry. poured a marvel head and we'll just when, like this fuckin circle and go round- and we go around again and I'm thinking there's a whole patting, the seems really love. and the guy comes on is that we have a neat little mechanically shoe literary we get out of the ground shortly, but with a lover we're having a much worse

Mechanical problem, but we expect to be on the ground shortly? That can be taken two different ways: either we're going to fix it and I ll be able to learn this fucker or it's gonna, be a catastrophic failure of something at which point gravel, he's gonna take over and land is plain for us right right to somebody's back directly. Long story, short I wasn't even pay attention. That's the weird point. I wasn't nervous ill, which was another weird thing, so he comes on the phone thinking any we're going for the landing and he said Gabriel beginner She'll descent, through our final, whatever blah blah blah logan airport. It's like you know, there's going to be some emergency vehicles on the runway. There's nothing to be concerned about this is just standard procedure, but but but but but it's like with the food, fuck you mean me nervous about the brought up the fire trucks? I know what this is for this

case were all covered, a jet fuel when eight minutes are on fire it which point. You can't really save any of us. You just preventing this airplane from burning down the rest of the airport. Is we cart we'll down the fuckin runway. So anyway, it's a long story short. There was a flap that was stuck Some he said it was stuck up, but we had the land faster than normal. So I don't think that was able. I won't take. It was moving Don't you go flaps down or whatever to slow the fuckin thing down when you go to land is now what all these years a fly, and I believe that that's what happens what what are we are the land faster than probably what you're supposed to probably sighed the envelope as a pilot say landed, not then even land at heart. you know everybody in the back applauds Nobody first class applauds because I don't have any souls including myself. You know

and ass, we land and we pull over whatever it was pretty fuckin awesome. We also feel, though, that the guy was that good, they basically gis. Prevented us all from dying, I guess they all do it every time they landed safely, but to be able to kind of handle that I can't imagine being that pilot up there like comforting feeling I would have what you you'd have more concern for the people in the back than it did for yourself. So you can stay relaxed and to be thinking? I have to keep my wits, so I don't kill these. Other people but other than that? What of what our responsibility can imagine that if I fuck this up. I'm gonna, kill three hundred and fifty people. You know and then even worse, whenever you playing goes down, they examined, even if it comes down to being like, even at that the mechanical The situation you know at some point they try to put it on the pilot insurance.

Companies, sierra nevada, was jockeys e's foggy war, the wrong kind of shoes era. Is it too far right right right, they figure out, stop that some out of blame it on the pilot. You know, so they can kind of keep lawsuits minimum. I dunno I dunno what the fuck I'm talking about so whatever This guy landed us their safely thank fuckin christ, and so I did Back here, hometown for the last since friday and I've been I've been pretty good? I have not one of my old eating, hans put on a little bit of fuckin wait. There was, I was sitting in the writers from writing for family have are pitching alex as the writers write it and down. In all the deal I get like five, outside the falcons zone life by stand in the mirror and fetching myself. I give myself

the little fuck and half time speech. You know what the fuck was that tonight. you know, and then I get myself back. And the stick so far. I'm telling you all this shit that I say despite the fact that no one, no anything about your treasure, very little. I'm tellin you, my tricks, fuck and work with you just can't stop yourself, and you know you got you want to eat a large pizza, you fucking know it, and you know you shouldn't. You're actually stepping outside the craving. it ought to be like do what the fuck are. You doing do shove that fuck and we'll is shit down your throat walk away, brought before the work were right. You know it, you know what supposed to do, but she kept there. That crazy, that's august salt fuckin craving it just having. Yet I cannot even controlling your body. You walk over there. That's when you just have to fuckin override.

With common sense and all a fuckin salad as quickly as possible shove, that down your fuckin throat and immediately not immediately about five minutes, you'll levels whatever that is, that craving levels off, because you full phil gee up. and then you look at that page and go what the fuck was. I thinking why the hell would I ever do that. So I That's myself, I may again plan. Before even left. I went to the airport, they had one place. You can actually get salad right. I fuckin shoved that down my throat before I got on the plane and then I got on the plane and then I was fine He had a banana for the flight shoved that down my throat palm in the waters to keep the stomach full and one point I had given. I I gonna fuckin whiskey and now, and then that was it. As like arrived at a great fucking job and then all of a sudden the plane broke in

fuck. I should have got the sunday. the toy door so far keep the drinks common, their sweetheart. but have we ended up fuckin landing safely and back on the stick when it backed out my hundred pushups right and the next thing you know that excite I'm doing a gig before I go on stage of don't pull ups with Lenny clark. That's it dedication. You have all you fuckin assholes out there tell me about your metabolism. Go fuck yourself are right. You what you're doing and you What you need to be doing all right, you're fat it's not a fatal disease unless you fuck and stay that way. You know I gotta body I write, he sees a tub of shit. You know and I have given up on him. I just give upon him because he went to the doktor and he goes he's just saying like toad. My doctor said genetically. Fuckin heart, is unbelievable.

Yeah. Just like I is. Is that all he said, that's all said I you don't have to worry about it. You gotta greatheart, You sure you didn't say: luckily you have a good heart, but if you continue to do this, you could have the out of a clydesdale. It doesn't matter, you gonna, take it down, you know this is quite. We will just go round walker up. You ve heard this before. over the age of sixty like how many like fat people. Do you see a matter The addict anybody's overweight became route for I'm just giving you Tough love, you you don't see him. You don't see a lot of like fat people like us, A fat seven year old, guy walkin around That's why all the santa claus at the mall. Are you some young fatty It put rouge on his cheeks to try. I'm like make em look jolly yet now and then put some cotton over this fuckin eyebrows.

is a reason why there's not a bunch of fat old santa claus, because the dead right, that's what I'm here to tell you. This podcast santa claus died of a major cartier, echo arrest when he was if the eight point pick up down at the. Why it up he thought he play centre and just post up. He be fine. If I forgot, how do they were playing for korea to get back on defence? And that was it? I was it if I can call fred forget that they have court light. Rightfully Passed out, you heard the whistle blow for the backward violation. That's true story, try to this day, you have young skinny, guys play in our shared closet them all see that Well, I hate to bring that up as we he's in begin our initial descent into the holiday fuckin season. Oh shit it's the holiday season to be done We do,

Where's the deal you know: you're gonna eat like an absolute fuckin pig on thanksgiving. You know you gonna eat like an absolute fuckin animals in december. You know it's common. So why don't you get in fucking great shape bright before? thanks, giving and just say: listen! I'm gonna go off the rails on thanksgiving. Friday, I'm gonna get back on its saturday. I'll probably have a fuckin turkey sandwich with little bit of stuffing in there and maybe some spike deadlock by, can fuckin handling and then whatever than you got than sunday of a giant fuckin. Salad. Ok, Then you go easy. You go away Is he going to fuckin you when in the december right I'll, come all the holiday parties little when she's right you're trying to keep the fuckin level europe you gotta go into these parties with the game plan and who was kidnapped. if you eat in the way you written and you are a tub of shit. You know

on some level. You don't love yourself it down I and that's how it manifests itself all right, but the think bigger than your own age. For yourself is probably your disk. As for other people,. I'm just using this is a part of possible motivational factor. So why don't you go into that party and look around The party silently compete with everybody there and as your watch and other people just shovin. This shit down your throat just now that you're gonna win this game. You gonna win Scape tonight, right. You're not going to be the one who's gonna come out right. With a loss on this one I'd be stand there hand enough buck and cakes. Two people shovel thanks down their throat bright, be they take couple of parties off just drink. or is it just watch what people do and you hear people gone? Oh my god! I have to stop all I got to start they can't fucking stop. You know

the saddle and with power right into that fuckin sugar salt. What did situation right there, it's always that's what you do. All this and I think, to when you get to the bar. If you can judge. Order, the water first and you drink that you know, then you fine, you find enterprising. I like some or why didn't you? watch your friends stuck in bleary, I did actually kind of fun. You just stand there watching your friends. Like we'll feed themselves watch him, say dumb shit to each other, that they're gonna have to apologize for and you I gotta this squeaky fucking clean right. You don't want to be fast. you wanna, be Minnesota fats right ever watched a hustler When he gets all sloppy drunk

Jackie gleason, you know takes out the fuckin. Tell freshens himself up, throws his jacket on a fucking, kicks paul, newman's s, that's the guy! You wanna be walking out of the christmas party thing yet, but you pick one you pick. Fuckin christmas party, where you gonna, throw down you gotta have some sort of fun where just gonna get absolutely fuckin obliterated right. and that's the one your boss isn't there. You know. At scant you wanna fuck. Isn't there all the fucking? temptations out there. It's just you and the booze aaron each other down like one of them, fuck you. I see posters right, you have said, two thousand and six the abomination, whatever the fuck, the right, fuckin adjectives for those things, but I'm still order and Oliver, because I love it right Just you and we are your favorite drink. Some, your friends with the game and alone Shit christmas tree right, whatever couple prostitutes dressed up,

like fuckin santa girls, which she never really had. If you really watch those specialists, but everybody has around version to respect all religions, you know yet couple a horse running around you know, give you drinks are created, Fucking utopia that's the one you just get falcon blind drunk and you celebrate the baby Jesus. The way it was meant to be. That's how you do it then the next you're right fucking back on it right back on it, and then you join at the fucking rose, bowl and watch me get blind drunk, and then it said that she'd give you pick your spots, pick your spot and you give it a little facewash and then you'll be fine. It wasn't me or do I sound more out of my mind this weekend than most weeks. not sure you noted is right. Now, it's football sunday. It's the middle of the afternoon, the first game of the it is on the way.

Cluckings, basically back your east coast, and why aren't I watching? Why could I give a fuck because a patron playing today, I hate that I can buy weak. I hate it. It's like it's like that feel and when you think it's knocked out of the playoffs and all seriously fuck now, what am I gonna do? All of a sudden, it's just like yeah yeah we're just going to give you an experience of the off season during the season. Just give you that little foot make your heart skip a goddamn beat, so I dunno what to do with So if I want to watch that four o clock aim see Oxford the giants I always liked. You know I like that. I, like the defensive teams, I am also interested to see I wanna see Eli even on yellow seahawks haven't been as good as they were last year. As always happens. You know you went deep into the play out when the fuckin superbowl in a pat riley, the disease. More that I learned through the bill. Simmons book. I.

People leave I get more money. Every coach thinks there a fuckin head coach, all that bullshit happens, but still that the core, the team is there. And I ll watching Eli play against great teams? because he always has became so well, but it is a regular season. So who knows our pill performed, but I am looking forward to that. What's out, that's the game, I'm gonna watch! If you give a fuck, at which point it already happened right. So what my talking about it, but because I gotta philip and our basically, apologies last week, I guess the judging The two thousand emails I got and tweets the volume was a little low. Last week I am, I apologize were still working out the niches on the arm other the glitch I should say on the new, the news all things comedy podcast studio. Which we hope to have fully functional sooner obviously this week, I'm back in Boston. I will be using up, but next week I'll be right back in there

I so anyways what went on this week in the world, but one well, tat went on in the world. Fuck phil right, drummer of a sea DC gets arrest did for allegedly trying to hire a guide, a murder to people they found meth in his house. You know phil rights. One of my favorite dramas of all time in my favorite band of all time, I gotta tell you for that, fuckin life for me all right? start doing method at sixty years of age, a right eye to criticise a guy. I love the guy, love the guided death, but the math. I still don't blow it sixty what the fuck that does! Dear heart made some real emphasised, pictures he didn't Like Himself- and he actually look like you, mrs some teeth like this fuckin guy- was doing myth least

look like eagles, like those billboard, you see when you drive through the mid west, extra cargo, not ohio, you get into the mid west that slit, not country right there, you know of different factions are the clan. March and down the street part part of fuck it near the opera pacific nor west right montana, idaho, wyoming. The badlands decodes right. There fuckin level, a math but charges have been dropped, he still being charged with math. And but at least they dropped the young, the other bullshit as far as I can tell, I think, there's still Tor on this album with them, but if they what do you think they would do? they go back to Simon writer, Chris laid. I know Chris laid openly.

Discussed he did not like how he exited the band Don't know that they according to him, I don't think they call them debate We had phil run the band, they had a dust up phil run Malcolm something What does fucking bad actually know the true story, but I can say it a because I'm not a dick what I m a dick as I brought it up the drama drummer another ban and he actually talk to fill runny told the fuckin story. Why the fuck he Ain t got kicked out and dire It's one of those old stores wherever he gets, kicked out. They get this guy Simon right, twenty years old next thing you know he goes from fog in plain local beds and actually thing you Simon right, Quit ac deasey the joy deal I guess he was sick of playing the floor for shit. He wanted to do something else, so he leaves then they get Chris Slade and after nine Fucking years, data they want to go back to fill run according to Chris laid

without him, knowing he was out of them. He found out. He was out of the ban when the ban sent out a pre press release tat. He was no longer in the ban in that they had got back together with our feel right with. You know. If went down like that. You know. I'm sure when Chris laid his dirty deeds. He probably has a different fuckin view of it now than other people algae system. Did you really have to do that? Fuckin all joke? Well, you know that's a long time guess what do you want from me? So I was nice to hear the phil. Rod is no longer being charged with aaron trying to hire fucking revolting sam. since fuckin carriages and perfection is clear that now it now she met now he's just fucking guy. Unless sixty, The bridge come on so he was fun when I first read it so he said me attacks, said phil rod and I immediately thought. Ah, I really thought Paul right

And I was gone, I caught a fuck who'd have With that I want to have killed you. I skies a family man, what the fuck that one really blew. My mother was phil, rudd The kind of bloom I still can't understood Let's rock stars right. You get a couple hit albums under your belt and acsino you get a pistol in a big bag, a coke. You know you're hearing what you're saying anymore or your point vodka in your mouth and a swimming pool where they film it anyways. Oh god knows, I have teeth the people down under strangely new zealand and I have fuckin threatened that I was gonna, be daunted tore down there. It is common together the data to there is going to be the end of january beginning of february. Right now is a ten day tore, that's when cloak. Two cities and new zealand. Was fuckers australia, one part

brisbane of the fuck. You say it melbourne sidney I don't know what else I got in there and then were also trying to possibly tie in asian run in there, where I might believe in or not do india. We just have to see if there's any sort of interest there I mean. I know I won't make any fucking money, but why? When you go to india, you know Christ and talking to those people every day on the fuckin phone anyways anytime, I get into some automated think right be nice. Talk to some of the people on the other render their phone. and all this woman that book singapore, but I'm afraid to go there after that. Caning video And considering spy come out on. The sidewalk is illegal. I dont know how they would react to my act like how many fuckin lashings that would be, but I'm not to be in need of. Haven't my butt cheeks Heaven.

muscle spasms as I'm waiting for next hype, Oh my god, how bruised up what I b is can german, irish and pasty as I am all my god of their first lashing, it would look like a fuckin faces, a death video holy shit so anyway, I'm really really looking forward. To go on over their speaking of ac dc bonds. Scott rest, his soul is final resting place is in part, so deftly to make a trip to that. And then other than that you know I just a mixed. to go over there and now you know watch my step, don't step on any those fuckin brutally poisonous snakes. They have worked trying to figure out how to do the tall right now because from relate to sidney, is fourteen hour flight. If you ever do What would you want to do is? Don't you see is take them,

four p m flight right You get on the plane, you have a fuckin meal. watch a movie. Then they bring a meal watch. Another movie just killed four hours, You go to sleep eight hours later stage of fourteen fuck. It has twelve hours right, whatever give or take basic. You wake up your almost on final approach, its debates today, flying back sucks. I don't want to do. I don't have to tell you they get blocked. Fucking drunk and take a fuckin horse tranquilizer. You just gonna have to Kennedy don't take it. Looking at your window hour after hour, realizing you're over a place where there's no, where the land so anyways but so you fly fourteen fuckin hours from ally to get to sydney and thence. Sidney to Perth is basically like flying across the continent. The united states I want to say it might be a bit shorter but who Fuck wants to do that, but.

My guy say more? If you food malverns, stay there for a day that are good, sleeping and got up the next day and then fly. I'm thinking just get it over with can get it over with at an hour. Gonna do it, but the girl thing is once you there you there and am I don't a jet lag initially. You know you stay up you to stay a fact that now you don't go to sleep, go to sleep, you wake up, fuckin eleven, good night like at seven in the morning, and you just go and you too, when you watch old, superboss and you'll find a cost, dino there'll be something to do right. but I know I am really looking forward to doing that, And then also later on, in twenty fifteen, I'm gonna be when an eastern european tour possibly may be torn all of europe and down the women to try to do it, isn't breakin my tours over a two year period and figure out this strategy in it

where's our eastern europe, western europe, Australia, asia and then Canada and then I always have the united. Stages is an ongoing think. So Well, I just sort of when I'm not touring the states I'll just break off and do like a ten day tour of one of those and and one then put not my special netflix in his netflix has grown and they ve gone worldwide. I keep getting more people there. Now the fuck. I am, and I keep expanding it and the great thing about that is as I you know, as the dollar collapses. I have all these different other fuck in places where I can. Maybe earn money in their currency, and I can come back here and by a pelt to put but my junk you know there's no way. I ever leave this country spoken would survive it. And so anyways then plus.

As I increase. You know people like him. What the fuck I do. I got this cartoon coming out. I know I'm hype in it eighteen months, early efforts for family We wrote another count: killer, fuckin episode. I cannot wait for this day. I cannot fucking not like no thing I've ever done. I cannot wait for you guys to fuck and see this thing. I norman asshole for bringing it up this early, It is the most fuckin fun I've ever had doing. Netflix has been unbelievable. there she seen push it further push it further pushed further. They ve been ridiculous. Ah. They ve been unbelievable, the workforce- and you know is the people that I'm writing the thing with and everything is is, as I say, they're writing it. I just sit in a register when I pitch my jokes, but I can't You're fuckin way for this thing that come on in If we only get to do six,

I swear to god when I'm eighty I'll be talking about how much fuckin fun I had done it, and that is no joke, so anyway. What are we got here and see if he sent me the fuckin advertise me, I'm a killing time here. colonel of the brons upright here up to the minute fuck, You guys have you guys have like the the absolute favour teams. I love when they do that. I have One of the the we all want tells me about all the trades everything that's going on this commercial by the way defensive David was ascii, sustained, a green injury and will be out. before weeks. Now I can get on my fucking life. it. Always one of the cruellest things I got to do last night. Have a youtube linked to this. I got to talk to quaid, and I remember one of my favorite things: moments of the bruins over the last few years, other than them winning the stanley cup. And always-

once canadians games always fucking great, when a loser always financing the watch. Was I mean we play the finnish coyotes an hour. Rafi torres dirty play. I can his elbow shoulder and ferrets rightness jar and mock, weighed the wheat, the media. As the dew was thrown the elbow or the fuckin shot, his gloves were already on the ice and he beat the fuck out of a guy. There was just textbook stick up for your tea maiden hockey in them once again. Here I was too well have a link to their fight. If I can find it. And once again I was I was talking to- are we talking? talking on the way over the garden. The other night still comfortably regret. The performer and now, we were talking about seeing how the other was. It

clear and broad. I told you guys about long time ago. I went to the game are put that link up to was at the old boston garden it was this. Now again we took the butt end of his stick and not merely teeth out, and then you get kicked out when he walked by the bronze bench can lens and pushed him he pushed can limit Lisbon. That's right! when you know said something someone's been chased him down the hall. I was acting in a fight him. And because he knew all the bruins are going to fall on acsino, canadians, bench, mts, there's a fight on the ice is fighting off the isis cops involved in all this shit and was going like. I love her like these. Are the great moments in hockey right inside Jesus Christ, you fuck non watchin hockey kuntz these. The goals and all that shit. You know those also great, but the fighting is all. I don't understand why people have such a fuckin issue with fighting at aki. We go the fighting at all. We have to get the fighting, not a boxing

yet the fighting out of the? U s c b fighting is so fucking bad. How can you have a fucking sport that that's what Sport is valid. Our barrack, ok. But if that's what you're trying to do, then it's the sweet science, europe, mixed marshall artists. But if you do it on hockey scheduled fuck an animal. I dont understand it. I don't it's a part of the fucking guy, now. Jesus Christ is what the phone, but my parents- let's see how long this goes, that's to somebody downstairs right, promote somebody pick it up, fuck six for me for the podcast. For my own sanity, they're eager somebody got it: alright, so anyway. I just don't understand what the fuck a problem is. I don't know

We gotta get the fighting out of it. We gotta get it it's like. Do you don't watch hockey? You don't have to do anything, just don't watch it. You don't owe me Do I sit there? Go we gotta get the layups out w n there needs to be more dumping, give up Play the game you play, it I just thought fuck drives me, that's fucking drives me, that's whatever, so I have up said bench glimmer brawl aloes, a post The animal quaid and then from you fuckin hockey, purists that they just want to see goals scoring outlet fuckin shit. You know I like a lamp. It cocky yeah like curling too. Of all post, the whatever the whatever their fucking get new kids name. Is there on Saint Louis. vladimir amira fucking, and of whatever, but his name is messy.

where the hell is it, I fuckin tweeted about I said the moves. He was making me most making reminded me of some of the moves I used to do in the late nineties during my role the bleeding days and then, of course, get about your shit for rollerblade. You know last. I remember roller bleeding. That was a phenomenon that swept the nation. Now am I wrong am I wrong thinking that Talent, sancho vladimir terrorist sancho, her right, try people out there. I want to get the fighting on. I just know that this is also still happening and that Gold tending in the leg is posted. trick. Why is, is the key entirely different art in itself. If you watch old. Parking highlights. You watch those old stand, a fucking ghali's, You understand why fucking.

actually used? I still can't believe, also difficult to score. Fifty gold watch stand up, goalies, they'd, fucking You come to scare, you shoot the park and they d the kick out there, though, lego. They left leg. Pretty much. Straight out I understand of goals, and I want Patrick war, came in the butterfly that we resolve like a gym. hendricks moment like guitar was never the same goal. Tending was never the fuckin same after that. Guy. And What I want private talk, too much fuckin hockey, there's like eight listeners go and now you any more he talk. If you want to do, is go listen to Joe Bart next puck off rose ball, EL gate, legend, Joe bardic, all right spot by crown royal I if it is the puck podcast, you might want to check that out. So I think at this point I've talked taught myself out. I'm gonna wait for the was I supposed to look for that. I keep pushing the wrong idea.

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oh by the way, my yoko Ono chuck very, very video broke a hundred million views. And. let's see here and people have been sending me the following: yoko cut katy parrys firework. I don't want to trash yoko if you think your badge good, I just Can I more what I was doing that I really I was really insulting John lennon. You know. One of the great musicians of all time. So what the fuck am I to do that you know what are you gonna do Fuck, it annoys me just seen some guy just afraid I mean: do you like seen you seen a woman being done made by some guy he's too afraid open a fucking mouth, its horrific to seek a week. It will works both ways. You notice! You just wish that the fucking to cycles would together, but it doesn't work that way. You know me too, Selfish cons can never be together, because this selfish comes. What they have to do is

go out and they find big hearted forgiving people that look The other way, when you grab a microphone ago here in the middle of a fuckin song. that's not even exaggeration that actually almost dead on impression. darrell hammond would probably like while bill that was really good. Did you listen to audio of yoko honour as you drove around in your car? Like no be you know what I just naturally had that one you like that you like, I invent compliments from legendary comedians aright last alimony. Payment dancing bill. A million people have probably already sent you this, or maybe you saw it yourself on bar story. I watched it. I've always on barstool, the bar still by the way, I'm always on that thing. There we have great views the up. Some of somebody there, the fuckin people on that their so pro boston, sports unanimity that you know I'm one of those guys that if we have a piece of shit on our fucking team- and he says a piece of shit- I'm not going to defend them. You know what I mean which

then give me licence to trash your piece of shit and then you say yeah. You know you know what you're right. Got a piece of shit amounting to and that we To drink together, there's no five, There's no law suits, there's no broken teeth, it's wonderful! When the great things about being an old guy. Did you see the middle ground but haven't said that. I still up my boss and teams in the eye, I love that site. I love it so why was it made? The video is the greatest thing. I've ever seen. It's thursday morning, at my shitty off his job and I swear my feet- started bouncing under my desk in pure joy for this man, love. You and love me a go! Fuck yourself, you're, a great video were posted. This get this guy. is making its final alimony payment. And he says how much it is some like just the ten grand this he's been given some woman almost every fucking month neglect This guy might have fucked up his own marriage. He might have fucked around on our or whatever, but just Jesus Christ to have

give. another human being ten grand a month for fucking years, you did not make them didn't cause them in. An ability to go out, get a fucking job and earn a living is jack. It's fuckin criminal and the isn't child support people. This is alimony. You, given somebody ten grand a fuckin, might just unbelievable. So this guy's making. His last payment. he's doing this fuckin dance. It's one of the happiest guys I've ever seen in my fucking life. It's fuckin hilarious and I do have hope that in the future, when this latest pushed by women is over. You know it's like a game between the two of us right so right now, it's it's hard core women. Every

ain't bad that ever fuckin happen between men and women. It's go in one way right now, it's just a guy I need to grow up right. We gotta start talking to him on the street oh no more gas. She was asking for it. What else would also they tell us? You know we got listen more. We need a cook more. We need to do a lot of their fuckin jobs around the house that they don't want to fuck and do cause they A job now, yeah it's like balsara! Why so I got to do the job and all the housework is that we can say now pidgin now you well you'll start to do it and then you come on. You say you're, tired than you bottom lips starts quivering. Then I feel like a bully and acceding I'm wearing a pocket outbreak. but I think eventually. Unless my conspiracy theory is true,. My conspiracy theory is basically this.

Well, let's finish the forcing eventually at some point: there's is gonna, be a push back by men, about these divorce settlements, to try to get them a little more. not his fucking crazy, ok,. Because I'm just adopted just the just the amount of fucking money and that she's used to a certain lifestyle? I mean whoever came up with that? Was it I can genius, how they got the amused, so certain lifestyle, yet the lifestyle you have when you were together. This relationship failed all right, so yeah. You don't have that lifestyle anymore, and neither does he. Why does One person or or what making more money to be fair to women in this stuff, because

I know why the fuck me as always bringing up the women who are getting fucked in the sink. As you know me, I'm so fuckin one sided ignorant who get fucked over I can't remember who was sitting in how we bury one. People just has like some ridiculous payment day at that they and once again the just they were in the state of health. when they were making way more fuckin money and now person that they used to be with gets to act like you know that you know that I know what they're they're fucking crippled. They can't go on, get a fucking got to these people? Do you realize that is people paralysed, the fucking neck down, who have written fuckin scripts for movies that got made. You know me, you sit there, Are you fuckin faculties? And you are ten grand a month. You lazy sack of shit. I can unbelievable on fuck up man, you know what this it isn't. As an article,

do I have you know I'm going to get up. I going to get to get this thing right now. Hang on a second, I got an article. I gotta show you yeah. I read it on the plane. It's a. It's an hour maxim magazine. Which, whose kitten hope maxim magazine is basically a jerk off magazine for somebody. either who still living at home with their parents and doesn't want to get caught looking at porn or they plan on running for political office. They know there's no way to get a trace back. This is probably actually the purest pornography but you could actually look ahead. being an asshole. It's not that bad, but it's one of those things were maxim magazine a lot of times its articles in there that I want to read about, but the woman the cover it always it's me feel like a piece of shit buying it like her luger tells her. You know but this one actually on the cover. It said a hot: we

of course. It sanity hot, we'll get some europe, his fucking woman without fuck intend up tidies hanging out in it. two thousand fourteenth fastest muscle cars. Sexy a super cars in the world jack water rights on my guide and get on a plane. I love fuckin cars. I want to read about this shit. I'm a car guy, I gotta priests right like a catholic guilt go fuck it by yourself, some new freckled cunt, So whatever so, they got the usual lay out here right. They get this beautiful, fuckin car this, how old? I am so they had this fuckin twentysomething model land on back on the fuckin hood and I'm actually annoyed by like. Would you get off the fuckin car? So I can say it how far and all the mai. At this point, I got it. when you fuck, that's the position you'd be and if I was banging you you're, not gonna fuck me get out of the way of the car

There were actually just doing the background on on the model, so they actually died. I didn't understand the layout of the magazine and you know she is gorgeous. She deserves to be lane on their car. But imagine. Well you know a lot of women would be offended by cause. You know what what is it really. what they're really say it in this magazine. We get this car. You get this woman, you know these photos, does in any way, shape or form. Does it show that this woman could possibly on this car despite the fact that she's a model in a major magazine? You know she has a nice car. the way they photographs or is this The position I had the lay a just to get a fuckin ride in this goddamn thing, although The photos she that she is carrying a helmet. That's probably just for safety. Anyways. So I'm running through all this shit- and I come to this this article. it's on We totally misjudging this magazine where I'm gonna, like like a In fact, in utah

because it god damn it bill, you had it had the falcon article and you went off on a damned tangent. What the fuck! Is it Was about this formula, one car razor we're lost both his legs in a hurry. The crash. Swear to god how the fuck is running the one of the main articles, some of the main articles, your height, like any others, connotates enough there is various. You want to read an inspiration sky, I his name right, Alex, I hope I set it right. I know I'm not not me? Illuminati? Okay, so I don't know much about formula one fuckin racing, and I also live in united states, so you know I watched darker. she watches stock are now for the fuckin. Fights is barely any fighting money, any joe

gotta. Do is just you know if you're really into fighting and you miss it. In the nhl just watched the last three laps of an of a nascar nascar race is racist, fucking great, because They don't have because it fighting is still so new to their sport. Legal hierarchy has been going on since the beginning in new I mean allow for the last ten years. It's really got not again There is still no rules, like you know, first guy over the walls and automatic ten game. I guess it be ten race suspension. They don't have any of that shit. So entire pit crews can fight other pit crews. They have like a ball rum brawl right out on their its fits fits phenomena so anyways this hi alex zanardi, I hope I'm saying it right. No disrespect to this guy. He obviously is more of a fuckin man and I'll ever be two thousand one. He had a horrific car crash nearly caused the champion race car driver, his life. he spun out on pit row and somebody came by going.

Speed and just click on the front of his car and took off both of his legs from the bottom. just below his knees and This guy has since become he raised spicy, bicycles and a guy. He got back behind the wheel of a car, raised a little bit, but none he got into bike racing and he competes in marathons now the disease. we'll die part of it and is like the best in the world at it, and you. achieved so much that arm. He actually said that if he could go back in life and Go back to that moment of when he lost his legs. He'd actually have to sit down and decide. You know whether I want not. He want to avoid it again because he learned so much about life. It's in. I know that sounds like some corny horse shit like obviously you want your legs, but after reading this article he totally understand as much as you,

Third, because you haven't gone through the the experience, what this guy means- and he also has a great thing about you- know when pushing yourself like your dreams. How to make a dreams come true, is to set goals and all that This thing used to to call the five second rule a second rules when you thought you were exhaustion and you go anymore. You just hung in there for another five seconds and the thought process. this was. Who knows, maybe in that five seconds the other guy would quit, and then he laughed You have to say that I thought that was so fucking cool, so anyways check that out. It's the extra magazine It says hot wheels and there's a jaguar or why car on the cover with his absolute stunning woman who, you know in a perfect world, owns the car in just felt like sunning yourself on the hood. Anyway, Let's plough ahead here of feminine straight man. There right.

Good morning how you doin, how are you all right he's got my limestone, you sent me and my husband loved the podcast thanks. Making my Monday morning a little brighter just want to share with you that in the last week my husband has made pumpkin cookies, pumpkin, pancakes and pumpkin pipe scratch a fellow twinkle toes there, I took my I it to you this these? She says he is also a stay at home. Dad who drives the. I ve, oh, I don't know, I'm not familiar with that avail aviano. While I drive the tacoma on top of He doesn't get offended when I call him a pussy. When I come from work, and I see a baking. I believe. That is a slight one up He also has a thick beard. And not only watches hockey, but plays pick up games every friday most of feminine straight man. I know go ducks and go fuck yourself.

We didn't really ask me and asked me a question. You know what it is, he's got a beard and plays hockey. Yet what is already more of a fuckin man than most of us, so He's got a balance: it out he's gotta, bring that testosterone down. He comes home, he begs a cup cookies. It makes some pumpkin pancakes and you doubt. You call the fuckin pussy. It makes you feel like you're, fuckin, doin somethin, All relationship works. that's an affirmative straight man. I think that's a fuckin straight man is cross border workers. HU. I get up. What do you want? You haven't got top shelf for you when we put some fuckin cookies on the table and you do whatever the fuck. You might go fuck yourself but beard I do shit. Turning into a douche after being dumped you never I do that when you Do that and they know that they want what you gonna do

You gonna take the feeling, you gonna push it down and you gotta bury it And then you let it out slowly after six drinks on the answer, In fact, in strangers, that's how you do you do. Those reality. What most What you should do have to be dumped is what you should do, what chris Bosh did after they lost championship that year I think to the mavericks ages dry To the floor- and he cried out of himself- everybody made fun of their guide? You realize how fucking much more healthier men would be if we actually do that it would be. Absolutely horrific for women to see in as much as they say they want to see it. They don't want to see it. You don't owe me that that's like the the male equivalent of watching your wife change of fuck entire. You don't see that jesse.

I did jack and up the car, no one what the fuck she's doing it may be, making a strong throw from third based. That's just some things that many women you thank you want to see it you yet I want to say it, but if she grew the little bit when she thrower just fucking through a laser right. Politics, a funny hop and she still able to fuck it fuck it. You don't want to see it. That same is wrong, but this. Certain things is just like just you know, drives them up and sends us back in europe. Pitch into the right or the left there, fuckin is down for the count. If you know what I mean, I dare billy boy, I used to say yes to the left from ago aviation here, I'm a twenty eight year old, dude getting of the year was life. Kicking me in the nuts my girlfriend bend together for ten years left me for some rich, older fuck man while

I feel better about yourself. Just listen to the eagles lying eyes. You know that's what the fuck you just walked into. Unless he's only a few years older But if he's a lot older may, what the faint commandment. What kind of young woman wants some guy's dick coming at him with their fucking salt and pepper cubes? I mean that no woman lays in bed dreaming about that. I can tell you that right now, alright, neither needles. Needless to say, rotten Those needless to say, but I will it got me, Absolutely heartbroken depressed is fuck. Failing that I lost all my goals and life had to leave our apartment, which I renovated for us to finally be are no, they like home, place, the move for a while back him with my parents. That's always a hard time started. Hating my job. Yeah. Do that's sauce up what you got what you got going on here. You have a new beginning, you don't understand the kind of person.

that would leave you to go, get one, I'm rich older guy. I mean, I don't know anything about your relationship. I mean it seems like you had a job, you renovated the apartment. You do seem like a motivated guy. Be one thing if you sitting around on your ass, Look. If you sent around your ass, you not do anything you just. You cannot expect a woman to stay with you. You fucking useless there's a man if you're not providing what are you doing, you you're just a big kid: they they don't need that. Three hundred eighty pounds of fuckin excess weight, just dragon them down to the ground. They got one life, they gonna go fuck and livid, so, but You have a job, you renovated the place. You sound like a good guy, granted you rightly email Erica if it wasn't for the best friends in the fucking world. I dont know what I do so it's been like. eight months got my shit together. Loss wade, started learning a new language. Here you go started.

Studying giving lectures and clubs and bang a hot smart. Twenty two year old girl and that banging is the shit you saying here. Look at this guy turned his life around. You don't want. I could tell you all your friends wish that they got dumped at this point, seeing you all of a sudden walking around like you're the new johnny. Bravo there but this shitty thoughts about the ex still stir in my head, while its natural man, you do what, together for ten years. Eight months later, you know one. Twenty two year old and new fuckin language, you studied, that's normal. He goes out. Bad, because all that crap lands on this new girl do That's the first wrong thing. After ten years of sharing experiences kind of hard to forget, and always pops up, Smart and sensitive to know What I'm doing is wrong with a girl who gets gear and evolve guy he says, although something inside says, do the fuckers

I'm with you. You should never say that to her, never compare her to the axe. Yet don't do that! demand something she can't deliver, but somehow I still do it to the new girl and it hurts her. How do I get to stop being a due to this check while step. One is your admitting it and how about this there is a huge difference between twenty two and twenty eight and a level of maturity, two to thirty. Eight there's, not much difference at twenty two to twenty eight, your basically go from being a kid to being an adult. legal, you consider an adult that say: yeah, that's a huge difference. You know I mean if the twenty eight years old you go out on a date with somebody again your watch, your major that should be, the beginning of one. It starts feeling creepy, you know it's. I don't know I always do not just gonna chemicals, persistent fucking college teacher and a semester. the images became relate but this one Stopping a due to the shock,

I would actually sit down with their first often. I would apologise for doing it That's the first thing you need to do get it out in the open and just say that you know I'm gonna really work hard to not do it and please Ah me out, when I'm doing it and I'm gonna do my best to immediately stop it just now that I'm coming down from a ten year dump here and I gotta it's gonna, take me middle little bit. So be patient with me, but the last thing I want to do is hurt you, and this is a fair you. that's the first thing I would do, I will get a flowers and I would totally fuckin apologize and beyond my fuckin best behaviour in out for a while back That study, it's a whore. It's really a horrible thing to do tat. it got your life on somebody else take out your child, another people, which I did for fuckin fifteen years in its bed. That was a fuckin. Show that guy

my name is Earl. I could do that just with my fuckin relationships of women, as was fuckin bed. Anyways are. I saw my saying, I'm above you or anything like that. Right, we'll see that promise. Don't run you level had done the same fucking thing. So if I could go back in time, that's what I wanted that there was a pot guess that I could have written to what I did. I was in a vacuum. I was living in a pot castles world walking around. From my dick tell me what to do mixes childhood was a bad recipe Worked at one of the better known law firms, in los angeles for the past decade, to get right into it. I've been having sex with minor my female dad dad dad dad there. Yet ever fuck somebody you work with what was at first, there about last night. Jim baluchi dad dad dad dad All right he's got his dick out at work. Everybody g, I could go wrong. He's been

for about a year now great says: she's, probably developed feed feelings for you, as women do unless you spaced out the fox from christmas party, the christmas party What is it? Is it the santa had cause? I wanna know even then to have that fight at some point We both stall at our desk until the rest of the office has gone home for the day and then we fuck like savages on the desk or in the break room. I can guarantee you. Everybody at work knows you're fuckin, garen, fucking, tea. They could see it in your eyes, we're all animals week. We can sense things the same way, I'm standing on stage and the crowd can sense. If I mean something or I don't, if I'm joking or from nod, if I'm a good motor, they can just sense it as I'm walking to the microphone with the. but even the even knowing that they have that skill, its assent, bible thing left over from caveman days. The same way across can do that. To me, everybody at work knows you fucking. Anyways It's been great and I have no.

complaints, so here's the thing one day about a month ago, our boss, back into the office in part as mid act, He takes his dick out. All right and wants to join. Now. That's that's a fuckin situation, because your jobs on the line, Jesus See this is why we take it, take out of work. you're, far from a high. Why get a rather bottles? very well I cobb I sorry she told us to go home and that she'd be the king, with us individually,. The following day I'll she told you guys to go home, power move. This is where To twist one what I wanted to talk, my boss. I was sir I'd be fired, however. now now he closed the blinds locked the door. Hiked uppers skirt.

To reveal she wasn't wearing underwear and tall. He d perform oral sex honour what This is a red shoe diary. I call and bullshit, Well, how do you stop? This is like a good summer. Is a good summer? Read everybody get out, let's, let's all mentally, go to the beach right now, like a fucking soccer mom. Here I assumed I was being blackmailed but didn't care, because I need my job and I like pussy dude, are you like a fuckin kid? Man, what is wrong with you, so it was a win win when we re is the boss in there. I'm confused as to whether the bosses in there or not when I walk women talk of thy boss. I would certainly be five hundred she closed the blinds locked the door You have to keep very near. The thing is

she didn't stop. She caused me to office at least twice a week, oh down on her for an hour. She says she has security footage of my coworker and I having sex. Oh wait a minute It's not your boss is a woman. Ah I see the sexes me. the sooner you had a male bossy. Go they go. I got work to do on my stuff. Is enough Wait a minute you gotta go down on your boss,. She says she has security footage of my co worker and I, having saxony off to listen crime Sure fire is both unless I continue to serve ass her, so she gotta be old and hard up. This is a fucking nightmare. What Worse into this can't be true: you made this up fuck, you. Trying to get me during the holiday season, I can

Oh, my god, I can't stop ring with It's worse is that my coworkers doesn't know why she hasn't been fired yet and I'm afraid to tell her about the deal. With our boss, Oh Jesus Christ do this is like a bad movie. If this is actually real, you're fucked, And tell her and then you film, her in the fuckin act with you, Your boss right and then you say: listen unless you give us both the fuckin rays, fuck annual rat you up. to actually know what you want to do is go to the cops because then you know cause then you're both doing at each other nick. I somehow the state could maybe send you all the jail. anyway, because I realize this isn't the worst problem to have. Then you know what do that. I have a fuckin problem. I, if you don't give a fuck. Why should I. My boss isn't exactly unattractive, but not someone I'd approach at a bar anything thank you. faster and sound, so the lamps? So what do I do? Should I call her

I refuse to continue, or should I suck it up, no pun intended and keep on going. Also, I should tell, or should I tell my coworker and risk ruining the relationship or worse was getting the word out. Then a basic your whore. Any help is appreciated thanks and go fuck yourself. Come fuck my boss with me, yet this guy's, a jerk off you don't give a fuck. I look at what do you get tired of being a man whore, but you need to do. You need to go mickey rourke here, pauper and its village, you know you gotta get a tape. You gotta come in their wired. This is the thing that essentially not falconer- you can come in there where in a goddamn wire and all you gotta do is just have received some incriminating shit right and then to walk in there. You know then you just grab a buyer hand again, because I got up can take tape. I took up a dead cop right. You give a that fuckin speech go out, you get you,

cut. Can you smoke a cigarette? Was some woman fuckin manicured, you nails any come walkin in their making war, pope greenwich village, you tell the bitch fuck and put you in jail you give me a raise, although I should die. You should do that because now you have engaged in criminal activity what you, I need to do. Is you gotta have some fucking self esteem what I would do honestly, because if. At present. I don't want any of this to come out. What I would do. Is, I would get another fucking job. And then I would just I would walk away. I would I think I would just walk away This is the type of fuckin thing that if a man was doing it to a woman to be like, oh my god, it's days stop, but parent to most of the women that listen to the status of this was a funny fuckin story.

I guess it is research because they can't physically fuckin dont, like. This is the way where it's a fact. I dunno, I guess it's sad- that that whole fucking thing who could literally force yourself but she's, really forcing when I aunt em like. I still believe that that's true, but I but it nonetheless underrated There are some lyrics and the act. What these are song lyrics and the act is what is underrated just before doggie styling, a woman to go hot one hot to what. I hate when guys do shit like that, like I never found any those fuckin jokes funny, you know like this is the dirty sanchez? Would you poppies Jackie gave you you were bigger up top it out

stupid, frat boy, fuckin humor, I er with all of that shit always comes from a place of insecurity. That, like look it's so easy for me to get laid that I can disrespect women in this fucking way. You know what I mean was jack, hammering guys they don't know what the fuck did they want in bed? They just cannot table there. Those fuckin guys those poor, fuckin women gotta put up with it. She had just someone who just was not blessed with any sort of fuckin empathy. Wasn. Less with any sort of fuck it ain't, no gift of touch or anything like that. Those those are those dirty sanchez, fuckin guy, I always hated those fuckin jokes. The donkey But you were the bag. Israelis out. Will you do?

I make you a man, you fucking jerk off alright anyways, that's the podcast! For this weekend, the what's up everybody and welcome back to the eddie vedder podcast nfl edition sponsored by the bed m gm with your host Paul birdie bill burn our wonderful producer, andrew demos, and today we will preview. Going into weak number, ten, which I guess is technically weak- nine because of the by. But we are a do week, ten games last week, yours too, we finally have a decent week. I went three o and one bill went. One two in one because he's Mr Poe, the kid just a kid just right on this. bought billion like vegas bill. You, like vegas, relic vegas beggars, keep checking the perfect spread.

Will we do anything better? I got a nice fuckin rent for that god, the prevent defense, which is fuck me I'd like three winds this year, while speaking a wins this year You have a year a lead here and you have weak while you have week. Ten first pick bill so where you gonna write, you know what I'm right at seattle see how deep rooted a tap obey the king in the city by flown up against their bit buccaneers, the buccaneers they're just die. You know I watched him last week. While I watched the off it's worth three points in the first half and they say you look down I'm listening wrote. These moves at a point in the first tap and they score three points in the second half. But thankfully the rams went into the prevent before the half and before the end of the game and gave them fucking ten points. They scored six points with the

rams, the player depressed. The yeah got the best events in the fucking. They get the three points. Its peak carol he's a better coastal, whatever pocket, Talking had they got on tape bay right now they nobody's protected break. You're gonna gave all the fucker wide receivers richard. I don't know why, it's only three but You know one of jumping on that will fall with vague poland. Are you all right? I appeared have all pissed what the fuck three budget, but that, unlike paid on five hundred, gets the fucking poppy fuck an egg, It comes with a goddamn analytics. gonna take take the miami dolphins at home against bird. Set and the browns I just think miami? Just in a fuckin stride, they got Tiree kill, they got waddle. I think too What is planned great,

I do am I buddy Jim florentine is going to be at the gate, he's going to be at the game with his kid, so I got to nominal. You know what I'm gonna take: miami dolphins, minus three and a half. I dont like the half a point: I'm not gonna lie but if they should win that game. I think they're better. So there ya go miami dolphins, minus three and a half at home, or I ought to take the title. Minus three damper denver. Do you figure I've been saying the saw? You there's really well poached team and I think they got a good defence denver. still not on the same page with the reggie watson under. I love you this day. I was to get his name hu the quarterback to the us I'll russell wealth, russia well made a quarterback back to, I think, like what Him go from the fuckin seattle see out through the denver breathless with like watching Daniel car

Carter go for a drive and for red ball to that fuckin orange com but now it's just like you know you can have the best car the pocket, the driver of the world Paul. You know you stick them in a ford, what you he going we ve got to get around the package, for anybody get him authorities private wealth do A couple of intriguing ones here, but you something the reprieve. I'm gonna be honest with you, go head to head with germany, I'm to check the Tampa bay buccaneers to be gino smith and the fuckin seahawks. I I think I think tat was gonna write that win, even though it was the rams back up all of them. I think tat, Brady. I saw Brady's little video after the game. I like that. It's only three points and

I think his wide receivers dropped enough fuckin passes where they're not going to do that against I'll go head to head with you on that one I'll. Take it I'll. Take the bucks. Alright, though, I'm gonna take the fucking command. I rode home and they get eleven points. you're the eagles that get up it's a division, rivalry game of finally get a pull. the trigger the vizir rival gains are always curves until I bottom I'll take the commander solitude. They get eleven point. what the fuck, the eagle know the eagles need to do is wait. Don't give a shit, and I watched this big maybe up. Why, like sixteen points the end of the game, but then it go to a fucking prevent and they're going to get the puck and come command as a goddamn touchdown, because Don't shoot me too by eleven and they will all yes, they will but then they're going to go to the fucking prevent and then the fucking commanders are going to cover, that's what's happening and I'm root for the eagles to go. Undefeated, I'm sick. All those fucking dolphin guys drinking champagne every year, rooting against the

kids. The eagles aren't going go undefeated, but I mean because I'm a great while you're really going out on a limb. Now. You know nothing of tat. You have to do to take what the dolphins did just to get out of the fuckin regular sees you gotta go twenty in all doubt, or else like. Why are they still serpents share paypal, the patriots when eighteen it up Yet what are we going to wait? Not as good as them put me at the place where we think aids? What are they going to sip champion when they had twenty five games through this, and we will do everything to know we were still under faded. The fuck out of here. Yes,. you know something I don't know. If I'm in a touch, my new york giants minus five- I know they're coming off by and their common awful loss, but I don't know do The bills are coming awful, a loss to against it through this is it

of weak man. I know this sounds knots. Work is done you ve already up, I'm gonna I can't believe I'm donors, but they're they're, just bad and their common off the culture. An ominous take the las vegas raiders at home, minus six against a new coach which they just named interim coach Jeff Saturday. They I mean culture, just bad the culture, bad. I'm going to take the raiders minus six at home. They gotta win that game by six or seven points. Mn raiders are a pathetic franchise and I am taking the indianapolis colts whoa yeah, the colts are one Why can t pass another want? This is another one paul it's gonna be a close. What the game and whoever wins is going into the fucking prevent they're going to get some points, they're going to get deployed, spa and you're going to take that nice, fucking yankee fitted and you're going to throw it against your face. dream board, or whatever the fuck checks after the war

You can watch. Did you see the dimmer said press conference bill but what does he blaming now now it was fantastic guy. He you some words incorrectly made up a word. He was talking about the the team and he said he made up an investigation to. Basically, for the last basically for the last twenty or thirty years, have an old man when he says a two thousand or whatever he said He said we ve been in the in the upper core tile or what happens within this french accidents at sea, cordial. Mortal be offered quarter. He said it was the cop for tiles that a stable before how many picks too. We have left one, each one where are you buy? One could build. It came in with the court's. Ok, so

have. I have miami the Tampa bay box. And the raiders. for my desire to be a switch. We because what had to hang onto yeah and I think from my fourth and final pick I'm gonna. Take to that. ams cardinals game is such a county line. I there the whole fucking division, if you can figure out what the other than the sea hops. I don't know what the fuck the forty as the rams oil, the other car. Does it gonna do week to week I'm going to take the jacksonville jaguars, getting nine and a half in kansas city. I like that one too bulk they're going to go to the prevent. they're, going to kick the shit out of them and then they're going to take the foot off the gas. They gotta give them a couple of gifts and then that's going to be it that's. My new thing is just keeps happening

to me when the numbers that big take the points. You spoken ass. Those pop don't go forward on fourteen goal, it first in the first quarter. They have the balls to do that as they cancel their skin the oldest analytics, but then before. I have time here the game: they they big fuckin like don't let him get behind you, a breakthrough, give up eighty yards and four fucking plays and give Tom Brady for package Is it the end zone and he gets the stop fucking pass interference, call and you'll lose the game and that one fuckin reporter goes the fuck. Why don't you just keep playing defense? you're. Only I we had a lot of bob drop to raise makes me sick. I know I know you're hot, about to prevent this Let us be able to be anything better with slots to worry about. So I know what you know what time it is bill, Ah,

It's the Monday nights stairs shop with some money. For you? Can we thought I want you and they now you already picked. You already picked the commanders so I'll take those points with you here. a thing I dont like about our Monday night special this year, and I don't know how bedroom gems gonna take me saying this, but the under over is killing me here. It's callin me here. The under over ok, under already pointed out is not even with this buck gave up because if you gotta are lose this year, it's gonna to be some douche bag in their own fucking division. That always this always happens I am twice a yearly know each other no secrets between these two. no love lost. Are we going over forty four or under bill owing to say over in philadelphia going to say over

over a hundred people getting arrested in six. I'm all right Like over, let's take we're gonna, take the points guys we're starting the game. Eleven nuthin bill were star in the game: eleven, not that come on commanders. Okay, we're going to do that. We're going to take over forty four, and what are we going to do? Taylor hi Nicky, to throw one that way? No one Back up he's on the road is planned, fucking great theyve, one four out of five with them. They stay with us, buddy explain what house today he's like a like a kid at christmas. Well, what a sports whole world whole world is expected him to lose and should the bed in Philadelphia monday he's gonna bill or he's just that there having fun like acutely pickup football at the street I mean always: aid reaches the first I made always what does he can play with them? Why do we have to talk about something on anything better or every added better understood

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