nay what's going on it's bill bar in his time for the thursday afternoon just before friday podcast an obvious jerkin checking in on you i'm not yelling ok scream in this thing this fuck weaken i'm not doing too much yesterday and a fuckin action array and ass the third attempt i've made it this fuckin podcast i keep having to hit a race because you know what i don't have anything funny to say because i haven't been fuckin doing anything because i've been study and for this goddamn fuckin test you guys wanna hear what i've been looking at you wanna hear so how would you flight check the altimeter prior do and i are far flight set the altimeter to nine point nine or two with current temper during an altimeter indication determine the true altitude compare with the feel delegation or be the altimeter to to

your point nine or two and then you get gig or see said the alternative to the current elton vicinity indication should be within seventy five that's the ads are right there i've been doing that these jet oh my god it's a good thing it's a good you know something we only happens to a lot of fuckin adults is the last test we take for most of us is we know right before we graduate college and you never have to memorize a bunch of book shit again for the rest of your life so then you not get a report card she really you just you just sort of your float you don't know where the fuck you are right you're in the clouds some eroded everything had to go back to that right you have no idea what kind of a fuckin person you are and nobody is is grading you

do not get any sort of progress fuckin report about who the fuck you are and then you can you live in your house ok you married a woman now she's your property you tell us what to do you kids are afraid you ok in the bubble right now there's no since between you and tom cruise at that point you know you don't make it twenty million dollars a movie but will you through the front door you're fuckin house near the star the show that's it you know get tested so i don't know that's fucking true i knows the only time i've taken tests in my adult life i took the test to get to get my license to sell health insurance jesus christ there was a left turn in the path of my life to take it three at times there are those two parts to the test there was there was i've got a fucking the life in this captain outside and what the hell was all i know is on the first time i took it i passed the first part flunked this

second half and then the next time i flung the first half past second half and then the third time i finally passed the fucking thing and i just because i didn't know i didn't understand what at that point in my life i didn't understand passion something that you liked and cause your whole fuckin beginning of your life is that people don't read this i give a shit right i'm gonna test you wanted they feel flunk you can be back here again next spock indian everything was about you just have to do all this shit you don't wanna fuck it do so i think that's how i ended up doing that just somebody's my with some health insurance and he will make money like i'll do that leg they buy stuff be happy right that work seems to be working for the car dashes right happy there

it could pictures of their babies surrounded by birchen bags one of the saddest thing them ever see let me start in those fuckin market bags try to buy windows fuck it thinks it and you see how much they are like this is for a fuckin bag and then you show up there not even in the goddamn store you gotta get put on a wishlist it buddy the rock said you can take that back turned sideways and savage very courteous this one is made out of flamingo is it could fit all second boat talks in there in my ass in plants so far the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life so what am i talking about so i've been sitting have been under water with this shit i don't i'm taking the test next month so what i'm doing now is on is eight chapters and i just go through eight days about through each chapter four fuckin times are right

and then we switched to a days our right like football in texas in july i go to today's chapter one to chapter three four five six seven eight and then i'm gonna go to four days because at that point note that while bang bang bang bang bomb and there must sit down on for constructive god to intestine i'm gonna fuckin pass that's that's that's what i've decided right you can tell from the tenseness in my fuckin voice i just i just want to get through this ship that's the thing about aviation it's fuckin fascinating but taken these fuckin tests blows once you once you get the air and you apply it then it's a wireless is fun i get this but i wonder what am i bet you guys above stinks giving i should be thankful you know like as we get rivalry saturday and i get a bunch people come on over tomorrow which means i gotta do chapter four before i watch michigan ohio state so told us

but he'd come over fuckin ten o clock we gonna take the goddamn gave shut your phones off and i was going to wake up early if they give us we gotta ready to go and i let stuff make everybody breakfast knowledge shit i'm doing chapter four twice before for the game that i'm watching the game and then about one or two more times and then i'm going to slayer cause that's how i lived my life no fuckin free time fill it all up fill it all up i don't talk about my feelings and then i lose my shit and i heard people around me but i have material right and that's keeps the head on and i keep trying to explain that to the people in my life that are absolutely terrified of me flying off fuckin handle and they just don't get it and thinking twenty twenty to start adding physical abuse to the vote lobbyists than i do the people of my life you know i think it's time with all this weakness

you know it's just just for the balance you know me i'm worried that way chicks are can have anything to complain about twenty twenty so i figured slap if you fuckin people around you know find something in a wheelchair unlike what the era of the tile i'll do something given suddenly be like my heart breaks this guy like crying right now favorite things i'd social media is when people try to make whatever you're watching not about what you watching anymore there that their reaction to it like i just like ours saw a ban nobody cares we cares what you were doing this isn't about you but i sat out is every takes about fucking you

so anyway i don't have any fucking funny to say to just had my goddamn fuck knows in a book like a fuckin i got my goddamn teenage years again but i can tell you this when i get past the fuck i don't want to be a much better pilot which is important right is something isn't it does anybody know does anybody know i don't fucking now are you know what what happened what i'm in a rut like this ok and i'm starin at another fuckin twenty three minutes of a goddamn podcast i get no fucking idea what the hell i even talk about this is when i go on the internet i go on the internet and i type in the old fuck and google news i know oh it's gonna be can be twenty fuckin articles i a douche bag trump is in our peoples second i get it just don't vote for the guy i gotta do is tell me the fucked up shit he's doing and then you to offer a solution people can read about a hysterical fuckin comets underneath it ok

who killed in london bridge stabbing police say i bet they were put i bet they were tourists you know because they thought they thought the tower bridge was the fuckin was the london bridge jesus to people kept our terror attack my fault i felt sorry i just saw was a standard mugging jesus fucking christ i want to warn you some of the video you're about to show you a graphic people complain that wasn't graphic my cab this is why why would i do you know i was trying to coming to find some comedy and i just found the tragedy they get the wrong mask crazy and officials discussing ways to improve standing with trump what the fuck are you worried about the guy the worst case scenario is only around for five years i was ukraine vanessa

longer than this guy afghanistan trump creates confusion over u s policy on taliban right oil prices may be misreading a tenuous situation tenuous situation in iraq boy i don't know why why don't we just leave those those people alone over their leave me alone switch to solar power get some electric cars they're fucking faster their weird looking but there you let them sit there on the oil what i'm at the no we don't electricity the argument electricity requires or return of broken term i don't give a shit i don't get we don't need to go over there to pretend

help them anymore we want to go bankrupt solar power fuckin sun shines on every goddamn country data done sobbing middle eastern problem on a par can by himself watch teslas cyber truck beat ford f one fifty super duty in a tug of war i gotta see this they should have led what this fuckin video do what is that door stop looking thing i don't understand where do you put anything in the in the in the truck it seems to be closed here we go a bit afford ok we got it the other thing right tests cyber truck right this really happen

what the fuck am i what is on a legitimate site jesus christ twenty nine year old millionaire who saved ninety nine percent of his income share the two things he refuses to spend money on i got it dammit jesus christ twenty nine year old millionaire ninety percent of his income sk it's gonna get mugged all the fog eagle learning with a car dashes stop going on tv shown what the fuck you got or a gram stefan can afford by nearly anything he wants the twenty nine year old earns up to two hundred twenty thousand twenty twenty twenty thousand dollars in a single month that did not to be accountable that's about a hundred grand taxes if you'll maybe keep ninety at this point and on track to make a minimum of one point six billion in two thousand nineteen

still look who it is it's the lovely nea are you doing how was your thanksgiving giving one it was wonderful do you feel like i'm tm see it i just can't you at the airport caught you say no comment on which they do i play the game hollywood baby made michael you're and against national wait for me just like that what are you talking about now is a lot of factors as far as what is far this scenario we were just going or are you in the airport you're no enemy all i don't know what's happening i don't know what just to you don't i have no think we're both hung over from food i don't know which way you were gone with it s an open

i start over again what i ask you i hate there's a twenty nine year old millionaire he earns twenty twenty grand a month and eats saves ninety nine percent of his income two things he won't fuck in spain because i've always enjoyed the aspect of not spending money even as a kid and saving but ninety nine percent of my income just because my income and so i and i keep my expenses so love near you can learn something here i think all women really is what i'm here for guess i'll be leaving and you can have your trash opinion your trash

i let you go back and forth of me oh my god you putting on me on these ones you as a matter of fact i am mayor tell us about the me uneasy ones in what is done for you well the me uneasy and me and these ones he is so comfortable and its great for lounging around the house and posts things giving you now relaxation what else can i say about it has do you like it how much did you spend on that i think this kid would approve it i'd say more ninety nine percent of income stefan whose net worth crossed one million for the first time at twenty six good for you keeps his costume partly by refusing to spend money on two things number one is coffee

jesus christ is everything just bull shit here i think the mark book of coffee at starbucks and coffee being in love those places there is absolutely ridiculous so i make it at home for twenty cents he by this coffee it's almost dead it i am instead it this was a fuckin advertisements with ale get that they they got me twice here why do dogs kick their feed after they poop j what a swazi well if you just keep feed all the americans guess all fuckin fat there's no knows this weekend but asked the question i want to leave you hang me sift through all this shit why it's instinct dogs are ever villages of other canines encroaching on their territory be it the here too the park they considered occasion a message to other dogs that the pooped

property belongs to them how in the back does anybody know this dogs obviously can't talk ok they're eliminating waste by picking up dirt after the deed there compounding the sent by stirring up the bathroom seen along with pheromones which come from glands on their feet to create a strong smell the kick grant as ever dogs smell shit kicked up grass is also a visual q all of this and disrupted earth is wont to other dogs at their treading on hallowed stinky ground fuck you haven't had a they know that you don't mean if they can defend please tell me if have an egg over easy is good for me or bad for me they ve

over that fence fifteen times my fuckin life ok if they can't even fuckin do that all right we can have a human being there and communicate with eat the egg and be like how do you feel right now you're gonna get you if they can't fucking figure that out you could they can take and figure out o dog taken a shit with its is good i mean mark in its territory column one dead twenty two rescued at border after heavy rains in california i've never seen a state not be able to deal with fuckin reign the way this from the camphor can drive in it you don't nobody has an umbrella send somebody like literally would drown in a puddle at the ass in plants they get used to may lose their balance they fall down bottle make some skinny in that sit than they did they just go under couple attacked on london bus say thugs asked

how lesbians have sex did anything good happen out here china mixing military and science in arctic push we are now to caprio blamed by brazil's president for amazon forest fires i thought he was an environmentalist madison what the fuck is site of my own this global knows this what's going on jason crazy fuck like that i apologize i put yourself in this this fucking podcast is goddamn disgrace it's late not entertaining ok you know evidently see all you guys have been making fun of me follow this fuckin time how dumb i am how i read out loud and all this shit right in here i wonder why do i put my fucking knows in a book

for the last seventy two hours in and look look at the fuckin shit you left with the three the gandia advertising i promise you guys after i pass this test this is the last book i'll ever be read i should get up books i need to read stacked up here people given keep giving me books i got the code book called apache texas flood still got a red red odyssey what else like area bring field confidential i read the beastie boy voice misty boys heart hardcover book michael rapporteur this book has balls you came in book like fucking three years ago a stolen right i was filled with some it gives me a book it's like a fucking practical joke near me maybe like if somebody was like fuckin tone

for some my dad you gave a goddamn dammit i had a thing dvd some shit better cheaper j j system fucking stop we are everybody quit the holidays shopping season is here evidently it's here it is officially here friday oh my god i kind of two separate quick i tried it in anybody get trampled black friday injuries twenty nineteen comes right up ok the hague stabbing so entered at shopping centre on black friday today death and injury by black friday sale forced that will make you hate black friday right hang on a second hang on what do we got here

death and injury everything's giving holiday season did just like is kept to the fucking point ok bob bob bob nothing happened last friday related injuries and deaths there this is just i just fucking click big guy they the hague stabbing maybe this two hours ago three injured and stabbing shopping centre in the hague what is the hague all the netherlands on friday well that's a black friday for them on a fuckin christmas over there right the incident happened inside the hudson bay department store busy shovel look at that netherlands people getting stabbed over fuckin warden shows that a fuckin eighty percent off i love this story jesus christ

those fuckin people over there there are like six foot for away like a hundred and fifty pounds i could be fatal their entire body shaped like a fuckin artery the three victims were released from the hospital after being treated for their injuries please said the suspect is believed to be a man of forty five to fifty years old police settings wearing a grey jogging tracks you do that complexity and care this it takes time we understand that set up there what the fuck happened shopping airy was busy due to black friday holiday shoppers why would they have black friday on fuckin i don't get it that would mean they have thanksgiving black friday wait a second so blow in my mind if you got black friday we don't get thanksgiving i gotta tell you another one you get fucked over here black friday national

no international sorry international international one point of correctly stores around the world are adopting black friday oh brother holding their own sales during americans thanksgiving weekend to compete with american retailers it's no longer just about snagging the years hottest items at bargain prices friday is a cultural spectre spectacle that's bread overseas oh ok crisis this said something we can take stock and credit for like friday nuclear weapons overriding you know do you know what fuck you and we get so that great music we make great movies kay at the blue jeans we started that right muscle cars baseball pickin schedules linear discuss it michael jack

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school in michigan beat that state school and i'll i fancy i won't see harbour when one day this could be amazing that by means of michigan windsor swipe issue is this what they actually knock i'll stay out of the play of which hilarious would that be considering all ohio state france do every fuckin year is bitch that did not in it but that one fuckin year ok when they had one loss and penn state also had one loss and pensions beat ohio state and when the big ten championship somehow fuck i'll state went to the plan for penn state didn't you didn't hear anybody columbus complain about that no you did not fuck in what way straight right there in the center while i give a shit your fuckin ross once you get became secondly how state when i was in michigan when they got there i set it right respect both programmes go fuck yourself ok well that is the podcast

this is the heartburn podcast right after rum the day after thanksgiving today was black friday and i go tell somebody violating by goddamn thing in fact i never left the house i went out and brought the trash barrels it that's what i did and i stated fuck it test i guess what i got a long please intro just in long podcast clip you know what just in long the brilliant lovable adorable clean cut apps hopefully you want america you go see him where my fair people in this business on and off stage ok did is podcast right it's allowance was intro intra the podcast clip or listen to my full interview with just in long on his white you doin here right here is the clip from me on just amongst podcast recess gluten free remoteness

but i has the audacity to so hard i could tell you my one favorite sketch is the one with all the monsters some of us here such a funny all the while the hairy ones in algeria one size scale and then the direct aid that is like but up at that where he had at that today that we are always the one without the horns going up in the area of baseline banned but they two with that guy and i just want to things like this guy should have been a bigger star muppet aha so i lights all that i'll grover grove had such a good heart ahern concerning was silly yet framing the burton money i like all the happy ones it i'm really more asha grouch but i like i like it i like all of you when i was a little kid ice like when it was grover sing a song with as little like boy up it was gee grover g

letter g george i used to watch as little katy would always make me cry he does all young it into the school not i was a huge thing and i was got my my daughter was an intuitive first and i got her entire that's got to be one of the best parts about being changed a lot and i have to my elmo is sort of thee what's that star wars character that everybody oh george our elmo annoys me los alamos allows always i you know there's always out there a little too positive it's in the difficult voice to listen to you it's always examine idea about the gate mogadishu fuckin will you drink it lacks will oversee right are you you like tat then you would you like to listen to the rest of it now listen full interview with just along on his podcast life is short

ok here's a short clip before the throw backs are less we're supposed to say fuck it no one else was i dont know how it works right i would think that our i would say i say hey here's a clip from me i'm just in one forecast and then they play clip and i say you want to see the full my full interview with just along this park like life short we will have a fucking link for you to click on and so i will do it anyway listeners muse now there's music music yes music and i will listen to weigh a throwback thursday afternoon just before friday money money podcast why didn't eat half a fuckin turkey mashed potatoes in fucking and i was thankful for i actually smoked his cigar but josh adam maya's at my house after we ve done some stand up they sit sitting out on them porch and my lovely wife came out and she heated up some makin cheese force so we had all

fantasy soldiers smoking cigars eat mac achieves sitting out there in the cold when the great wednesday night memories oliver have before thanksgiving right and i'm thankful for my lovely wife although i never tell her that i dont mister i'm a big believer in not telling the person you're with what you feel about them ok you only bring up stuff when they do it wrong kay and that is the secrets of the success of my relationship right have agreed we can go blue

go bees though celtics go patriots who find themselves have a brain we cannot touch him what's goin on its bill burn it's the monday morning podcast from monday november twenty

twenty eleven how are you let's get right into this shit this weakness but some confusion by about nine listeners who for some reason can't find my podcast since i got a new website if you go on i tunes see the old feed and now there is also a new feed and in the new feed we have all the fucking you know it is realised splaining this two people who can't find the web not the website who can't find the fuckin cast so then what i'm real just telling it to people who are already here and get it because if you listen to this you found it so i feel like that fuckin preacher whose trash and everybody in church you showed up where is everybody this week i don't know but i'm here you can't god get on with it get on with their work

what else did he do daddy walked on water while juggling three bush is there were a lot he wore a robin eta bear at a bunch of france where there should at the very day all their backs poor folk help me why did they do now they took come down deep ma am i really going to continue with this they got some fucking lumber was absolutely sacrilegious i actually you know something i was watching some some you too

videos some videos on youtube there i just think that's a horrible page it's bad for children they should be out reading they should be interacting with one another they shot a lady lady i was watching some videos on you know people said they believe in god and people who are atheists like the youtube video this week this clip of steve harvey saying if you if you don't believe in god i think you're an idiot no offence is just how i feel and then they show all this shit about europe science as far as the version what's going on and you know what i realize watching that nobody no shit nobody nobody can prove anything nobody can fuck improving science can go back to a certain point and then they ate the fucker religion people would be like one who created the gas man

now figure that out and they did just keep going back back it back they give a going to get the answer how the fuck we're all here so i respect what scientists to do because they like why don't we get some definitive answers and strategies haven't some fat guy who's make an eye my son over here stand up their god on the seventh day he took a break as he was tired he made all this stuff and that's what happened go fuck yourselves give me some walk in money around she'll go to a bad place you know respect are much should not all religions that's just how my

religion white that was actually for black people out there that's actually considered singing and church that's so we do we know fuckin yellow sound like outtakes from some a wreath of session we sound like fuckin idiots that's that's where they sing and why search your that's how we do in the catholic hazy i don't think i was gonna be funding this week i gotta admit for the first two minutes up in pretty good they have twenty four minutes for minutes a fuckin hilarity where you're right now he at work when you don't fuckin what you doing your job does it even matter anymore her she you guys like chocolate you tubs shit everybody likes chocolate chocolate evidently their movement all their fuckin ghetto plants down to fuckin mexico could you be

any more american than a big fuckin her she bore how much more american dislike it then they came up with the big block for the fairies you know because i don't have time to have a big gulp maybe that their their cheeks a sore from god for you know ninety seven ounces figure hake in oh what why are you just eat this big block of and let me just give you a goddamn school brick worth a fuckin chocolate that's america right there and where they go and they go down a new mexico which technically is still the americas north america yeah hook commit south first because there's all other fuckin continent below that god made tat it was a third day then he made asia ah

oh i gotta give some shouts out this week snap oh opposite i got some fuckin shoutout shot out to ashton culture culture was my voice cracking i didn't do any shows this weekend i was fuckin lazy actually play they pick up hockey came last night were i didn't know really anybody and it's always when you're the guy who sucks the most that's funny is that moment when they figure it out did you get out on the ice in your open any guilt maybe you can skate good enough where it looks like when they passed the plucky that you gonna be able to stop it as opposed to have it one thing even write off your fuckin stick and over the defence meant it takes it takes a shifted i have provided you don't

fall down and do something absolutely horrific on your first shift but if luxury able to stand up to go backwards a little bit they have faith in you for a shift in a half and then all of a sudden you notice you wide open you call him for the park your bank and you dick on the ice just like they do on the fuckin tv and some reason they rather fuckin passage somebody else any real off they figured it out i suck you go back to the bench nobody's looking at you and you just sit me a man without a country just looking down the bench i was u thanksgiving anybody okay now this one fuckin dude when even look at me it's like doubt put the a when you say that such i write aware so you fuckin car may i the granted you not followed down creating a two hour none who actually sat there and i was just like i felt like it and i literally just wanted to go home i was that much worse

and everybody else there and then i was just like what am i fucking eight years old i don't give a shit i'll go and even harder this next shift and i was up jason jackass because what do you do when you suck if you suck you just gotta go is harder to cancel lisa see you got a little you get some fuckin had by the way the shouts let's let's do the shot it's all i was gonna do i should cut you may get bracted at all the buffalo sabre fats i actually feel bad for you i did does you were justice tat you want to talk about some people they're probably don't believe in god right now or at least a hockey god and asked to be fancy the buffalo sabres after milan loose change slammed into their gully i gotta show that youtube video rhine miller calls him a piece of shit it's just fucking hilarious

as you know i did people say the tough guy in everything and i respect it but after that play you know it's just a piece of shit means a piece of shit move gotta yadda yadda is easy he's a piece of shit and then he walked away like that's how every sports interview should be conducted just say exactly what you think for those who are non hockey fence basically this is what happened to pass the buck up lou cheech he had breakaway but about it the stick much in the way every pass on my stick gets bouts right off so then it it's like going down what's the gully it's like twenty feet out in front of him loki escaped into supporting the rhine miller comes out skate like a golly waddling like some fat check with his big pads and at the last second writers who cheat is gonna get it he pokes it away and i think milan golden frustrated say said i you fucking little cunt and he said did they want and then what follows savers if you hit somebody's golly that's it this positive start frothing at the mouth

and just swing in their sticks and you know what you know what the sabres did they did not so they had this big t meeting what is it what the fuck did nobody do anything now that was ridiculous so the brons were playing them again this past wednesday and everybody ah milan lucida is gonna fuck it get his head caved in blah blah blah so cheap goes out on the ice third shifted a game they send out their fighter their goal there enforcer right next door will teach smiles here it is the savers gonna beat of doubt they dropped the gloves the baltic their helmets off they go what it allude teaches pounds this guy into the fuckin ice at that and i gotta what i felt the air go out of the building right then and there you didn't the nice move later on in the period when you got loot charming to get no fight and all bruins it's got to see how fuck it important that guy is out on the ice

ah you are right that was really fucking there was a fucking left him i was goods gets billets get this a little more me dream big shot out asked culture a right he d me d me more a broken up he had to say hats off to you mr culture hats off to you you did the right thing ok you went out there there was some check from your childhood your hooked up with their you got a little enamored well enamored went there and then what get married all epoch and now you're out of it good for you could feel that just unhooked because at the end of the day you have to get out of it you gotta get out of that one you know he's fucking people will get married to people who were like two decades older than them you basically saying i wanna be single at fifty euro cash looks like she looks better now than she looked back in the eighties put out the end of the day there's no there's no botox free

you're fuckin right or your policy and if you look on and if you look on the back of a tube botox becomes a tube for now the cream i saw it last night when i was watching is cindy's theorem if you look in a warning label it says warning that does help your heart or you pussy says arrive in the back of the tube botox just to let you know good for him that's that that that is a good move because i know she looks like she's twenty six but her womb is so polluted at this point we can even have a kid at this point like what what is what the point i continue on that one gotta get out of there right either you made

move at all about you guys that's my shot out of the weak that's a top fuckin move you gotta leave and i caught you gotta leave a fuck icon and just say listen all right i know i know you fifty three i've been on wikipedia page i know how fuckin old you are this is ridiculous i'm still thirty one the prime of my fucking life ass i know you look good on the red carpet but let me take up that when i see walked down the hall the morning in your faces all shiny in all its tapers shit so fuckin made why am i doing this why would i do this rich right now what does i keep on hooking turkey open it anyways let's get on with the podcast here how would you guys thanksgiving did i bring it last week a by i've i've really

feel like i let you guys down that the wednesday before thanksgiving is one of the greatest holidays twenty rate is fuckin holidays of the year here in the united states and i don't it's never really talked about it's fuckin underground right that's the one where if you are a young fella ok or a young lady right you're yeah it's semester urea halfway through a semester you come home and he got out of the local watering hole and win in its it's it's just shoot and fish in a barrel all those broad you wonder bank the falcon high school but she was some you too much of a fuckin nerd you know ghana what happened you fucked up and second grade any end up in the wrong group yet some fuckin snow hang up from your nose and then they called you fuckin snub nose and then dish killed any chance of getting any fuckin pussy in your town when are you coming back

the fuckin road warrior you can go down there you can nobody knows what you're doing now you don't go to school you just be this whole different person carefully i let you guys down it and bring it up that's the day that's the day to go down that fuckin broad you always wanted a bank that's the night the wednesday before thanksgiving you go down to the fuckin townie watering hole in your local town get yourself a scar throw it around your neck look mysterious have a little bit what's going on right you just keep around i need you know try of dr try to go back and make up the law the closest thing to a time machine you ever gonna get to europe it's our or i would say like the movie the naughty professor back high school you were the fuckin nerd

you know and the original one or you at the top of shit and i come back your raw billy re valentine let you guys death is a couple of things they let you guys down with yours funny my girl came to me the lovely nea and you know we just the two new place i don't have a fucking dining room table so we decide that we're gonna go out to a restaurant sack religious by the way sacrilegious on turkey day and when we had to go to the stinking rose which assist this fucking garlic crazed i don't know what it was but they actually to turkey's thanks given dinner was fucking delicious but but i won't get into it at the end they had dessert i got the pumpkin pie and nea got this garlic ice cream with hotfoot on it the school just try it it's interesting try i got our track

i know you just keep on higher up at their voice you find a fuckin don't stop asking me so i tried it's fuckin horrific as horrific if you would take i love garlic but i never think all that we stick at an ice cream with some hot for john it was horrific so anyways before we go over there for we go over the ship as i have something to tell you i think i might just screwed up what you mean you might screwed up she's like wow so instead doesn't have any place to go for thanksgiving vague and they asked if they could come and i said ok i felt bad is is it ok if so itself clubs and i go now i don't know she was what do you mean no i go now

he was but he doesn't have any place to go that's cause he's a douche all right that's why can't we will bring this last week i should have fuckin ward uk because i know some of you guys have lived as you know that fuckin guy who has no where to go and then somebody fills bad forum because it's the feel bad for people time of year so you got it can invite this person over gimme a fuckin break ok unless you just went through a divorce you just move to cry the country are yogurt europe i don't know what you're fell a fuckin satellite there's no reason that you don't have any where to go on thanksgiving our i get so our reasons but nine out of ten times the reason is you're a douche ok if hearing authorities in

or do you have that you had three to four decades to make friends to eat with my god give me a fucking break thank god the president's show up i tell you right now if we were thinking given over here i just what i said no i met the guy one time after five minutes i was like i want a fuckin kill this guy you know five minutes i didn't know the guy five it's early earlier five minutes later on i want a fuckin kill this guy you know i merely want to kill myself murder suicide just like an forget how awful this fuckin conversation is is it not this guy does it have any where to go for thanksgiving he came to me the celtic supplying the lakers i said four boston i hate the lakers right you know because what you mean i hate the lakers hate the lakers d spent five minutes trying to kid

it's me that i don't hate the lakers it's such a regime he was argument i finally just go out you're right i don't hate the lakers any guess what i beg you can't just tap out kid just abandon your argument and i just want do you are a fuckin crazy person and i walked away from the whole rest time over there i keep everytime i would look across the room he sought to be just like staring at me and i'm looking back and unlike what you would do the fuck away from me so this is the guy i just feel bad you ve got nowhere to go you know like doesn't have any sort of responsibility in the fact that he has no where to go you're in argumentative cunt sit next to that guy ex given of trying to throw down ass he tried to convince me that i dont like turkey when those douche bag

you probably order something vegetarian on that day and make some big production about it i just feel better now i just feel bad anyway you know what i've got a huge week this week i just got exhausted yelling about somebody i don't give a fuck about you know something i really got to get some airs down here cause this whole lying on the floor with my fuckin melon against the wall is really starting to get old anyways so this is my week this week everybody i'm doing a gig and western massachusetts all right that the western massachusetts polly pavilion and even though the name of the fuckin thing hang on second oh let me go to my new by the way if you guys we got was a slow rate this week for rum emails and that type a ship which

to stand why it stolid a season do we do we do inviting people who got nowhere to go oh that's right therefore get caught there goes the bucket kurds are item at the calvin theatre december first north did massachusetts supper second i'm at the boar gotta music box it lennox city new jersey and on the third em at the buying theatre in pittsburgh pennsylvania that is my weekend if you go to billboard dot com and click on events it'll give your links all the tickets i got a brand new irish shit you motherfuckers come on down sit at also we had a slow week for our emails just to remind everybody the emails for the podcast for advice that is of what he was set up to my other email address send it to bill at the m m podcast dot com bill at the empire cast dot com and i'll read you shit and hopefully

the lead to some sort of high laboratory you probably save yourself what jesus belt you gordon massachusetts to go to new jersey into going to pittsburgh is that all you do it come right home after that fuck no thought no underwear thirtieth bruins play the fuckin maple leafs and may believe guidance on what they call the one i'm going to that game then have gone over the massachusetts to do my gig than i go down a jersey to do that you're gonna go over pittsburgh fuck it in the ivory even told me other she's gonna get so fuckin mad at me the next day i'm gonna pittsburgh the bangles then on monday a grown up the ottawa due to low hockey trip here with a football game in the middle of it one up the fuck else do i got to do

i might go holiday shop and with all these fuckin maniacs and get pepper sprayed cause i'm trying to buy a juicer get off i haven't i don't have one ounce of fucking sympathy for any fucking idiot out there aren't you fuck about financial god the imposition go make pops stick house ok don't fuckin go down to walmart and sit there with your goddamn fuck it big gulped face pressed against the glass ass trying to run down a fucking and i'll with for another crazed maniacs trying to get a waffle iron the fuck is wrong with you walk in there like a gentleman our go in there some other time one it's not fuckin mayhem what did you do this pay full price and by less shit why don't you do that

you know or whether my insensitive people they don't ever body why didn't you just by less shit how you know you don't want the fastest fucking way to still having no money is to go down to a fuckin department store and by a ton of shit he's people at that if this fucking idiots you know i'm not saying that they weren't blessed that they didn't get some of roma high up i'm not saying i am not saying that someone can't sing a song can't do a dance can't fix a fuckin motor i'm not saying that this is why i am saying you're a fucking idiot because you buying into the hype the same way those stupid fuck a nerd kuntz buying this fuckin whatever ipad ipod new iphone every fuckin goddamn six months they get themselves all worked up into this fuckin frenzy

and i got one on a website trying to show how many there how many there it's it's completely its false panic its man made i swear to god you know kills me as walmart has has an i have not been able to find their reaction to basically i mean our day and sales way scream fire in a crowded movie theater isn't this what i mean every fucking year remember this security guard gut trample the fucking heart attack guy died because somebody trying to go out and buy a fuckin he man dull for half price you know somebody can pop they had often have a toddler get lodged in the throat these are all ex people all issues happen or it a ranch would have focused porter ranch

that's just sounds like the one of those those states rochester all born may remain in no harm went back to the wall marty gets a vulcan chaps annie shot of unarmed man got challenger lily fuck and drove away where the fuck is that i lost it woman pepper sprayed porter ranch i poor wretch would you like balsamic very grad overjoyed the porter ranch here we go you can water rich dallas los angeles the fuck out of here in a flawed neighbourhood of the north west region of the san fernando valley see what can we get next as for the more on i am that's even worse you i refuse to believe that rich people went do a fuckin walmart with pepper spray are not by in this one

have they seen the lady who did it anyways people stop buying into this fuckin crap you know some power back in your own life you don't you do on black friday stay home say patrick's day japan morons go on out drinkin their faces of being allowed the green alligators singing these stupid songs of plastic cats on their heads and eventually there a punch you in the face or throw up on your shoes stay all like a fuckin gentlemen go out go down to the liquor store get yourself a nice bottle of scotch have a few friends come over yet i'll make you corned beef sandwiches there you know when i watch some fuckin irish mob movie go watch stated racist some shit out of pocket no but you don't go down there bullshit you don't go out on valentine's you on avail

let's go get yourself so she that's been marked up three hundred percent go fuck yourself you go out on the fiftieth i can't say love you on that day you know independent thought people on a very low level i'm not reinventing the wheel realising there's other days in the year we can go and walk into a store and by a fuckin flow be without they'll get run through with a fuckin swifter mob handle just shut it said swifter there's a less a comedy without it runs through by a fuckin swifter tat would be funny but i was run do whether swifter mop handled like i was bandit i stop fucking late that jesus algae

bill you can't even say it forty what's read about this poor wretch what the fuck is it what did i just to africa hey what's going on with wikipedia where every time you go on it now there like asking for money like their pbs oh my god we provide such a service without charge for it i'm actually gonna give him some money because all of my uninformed knowledge comes from them what am i looking up here let's just right pepper spray pepper spray black friday what do we do that and then we click on my fox ella dotcom given them a shoutout yo i really have to stop saint sharon are a porter ranch the women accused of shooting pepper sprayed

customers at a busy walmart store importer ranch injuring twenty was described by police today's above five for three inches taller between the ages of thirty two he ate with black hair and brown eyes please do not have a description of the vehicle the woman was driving well i'd like to make a guess if i could ah i'm gonna say she was driving some sort of chrysler vehicle probably some rusted out cab forward designed yet out with one of the tail lights the backup lights hanging down los angeles police department fuckin detective said detectives are actively working on case but are not expected receives surveillance video from walmart until early next week because of tat call glitches how hilarious is that i

that bitch one in there and rob the fuckin store cleaned out all the registers how quickly thick walmart when it got that video over yeah you know you don't have technical glitches itself fuckin powerful walmart is they just told the cops this and doubt we'll get you the video when our lawyers are dumb looking at it that's what the fuck that meets the how much money we generate for this community officer ah i live in a gate a community with my own fuckin private police force that has better guns than yours get you the video when we're good god damned fuckin ready no wonder walmart hasn't made a comment you know they never used to have this shit when i was a kid at the very least was never reported yet outdated to have sales but it wasn't this fuckin mania i'm an asshole

i gotta do that next year next year i'm gonna hire a camera crew and i want to go down there and i want a few spock and start talking to these people and ask what is all the excitement about what do you think is in there that's gonna make your life better ha what he thinks in there and don't give me this sad sack fuckin story about how you got kids and it's christmas time if there's no presence under the fuckin tree what's gonna happen gee i don't know biggie small seemed to make it work didn't he is wrapped about be broke and everyone related to it and then he made a soul about jobs and then he got shot that was a bad example look all i'm saying is this right

there's no reason you know you're probably thinking of trash and you forgot what i i don't want you i want you to have fuckin respect for yourself like those fuckin it's when they go to a goddamned game and those skippin jack s has come out with the free t shirts and everybody reaching over everybody i just wish why i could just have some sort of crowd mind control and is a at their yellow skip it around with their eyebrows up like the one i want it maybe just sort of sits there staring back at him until it so fuckin where they just have to throw it it just sort of lands and the island nobody picks it up

of course the people on the arena like while some is gonna trip on that we're gonna get sued and then they got his send those skip and jack as is to go pick up all their teachers that nobody wanted then are left with a fuckin truck load of that's what i would like to see happen chapter and get me excited about shit you want walmart hasn't it it has a bunch of shit what are they really have any bicycles forming grills shack its rakes but also the gut fuckin vd player i made a kick at one of those four nine dollars on the goddamn internet i just think if you're in a financial position where you have to risk being trampled to death we basically have to go to these what version of the running of the bulls to get a goddamn fuckin i don't know grilled cheese make our brun another dumb shit to talk about or

play station or whatever the fuck it is you have to do that you can't afford it and if you go out and buy the fuckin thing you just stick and yourself further bind the fuckin rock why are you just a couple of like christmases so then he can have a better christmas you know why don't you that instead of doing what all these fuckin dumb concern that real housewife wife showed do you know they put a cash money those fuckin morons who do not understand money you know i'm on my soap box this week yeah just live with nothing for a while his eyes you can fuckin eat any got plenty of water you fine do eyes if you have enough to eat and you have water do eliza you're you're living better then probably a third of the world

just doing that having a place to take a shit haven't close on your back haven't toothpaste and toothbrush you understand how fucking far ahead you are you don't need any of that shit and yes it's nice to have but it's nice worth going down there and fallen down and and your wig fall off your fuckin ass crack hang all this shit that i've seen this kate you me haven't some poor to try and a whole people back and he has a heart attack and dies saw two small i need a competitive edge let me go gets bear mace we stand like how caught up into the fuckin friends you are that you make those goddamn decisions to be down there just go down to a fuckin asko drug do those things still exist

what has happened in the old days leech mayors member that talking about that was somebody just good i'm a leech mares what should our lumberyard go make some toys like a fuckin elf anything anything yeah no other then we can't you just go like look we don't have to say to you kids we don't have money for christmas this year are right we don't but i do money take you to a ball game i'll take us all out to a ball game right and just no this we're gonna have better christmases but the most one thing is that we're all together we all love each other and that we don't get trampled by some hot dog eaten jackass with a can of fucking bear mace more important to me for

shown up christmas dressed up as santa claus with the dislocated shoulder and you fucking eyes are already decided here don't say anything hurts sure i'm gonna get some fuckin hate mail over this that was so instead of that but you don't have money i know they don't have money but they have fuckin brains are i think you're the guy the subject i think i did i think i all that one of the fucking ground oh yeah so anyway so this this is my choice is right this is my trip i can't really discusses so i'm gonna bruins may police then i do i dance like a fuckin whore three shows in a rough and then but it was still a game

was senators game and then i go to the fuckin bruins when when a peg jets game and that's it that's my one my one fund trip that i do every year that doesn't involve shows and die that'll be it i'll have knocked out all the fuckin canadian teams other than the toronto raptors i'd want to an ex post gave one time my life is empty told you that story went up there and i ask that fuckin douche bag to take my picture and the act like you did the stormy french speaking jackass i'm holding camera go and can you do i did neither did the vivid go fuck yourself let's get the dilemmas this week everybody here we go his some dilemmas hey bill would you rather have your grandmother's first name or her hair cut her hair cut forever by

her hair cut forever i might as well have a first name you know what i take her first name i take a first name all right because i can always keep my mouth shut walk into a bar no one has to know my fuckin name i just have a first name just light of people you know i walk in what their hair cut that is it when you get a wrong kind of attention me they're gonna get the ship kicked out of or someone's gonna love me in a way that i never wanted to be loved so i'm taken the year i take a first name plus i think that's funny you know i think you get some sympathy pussy out of that why do you have that night why is your name ethel

off summaries my dad namely at my grandmother i took a lot of bee dance but you know i learned at a local level the goals anyways number two would you rather have to use the same condom over and over or you condoms covered with pictures of donald trump artes crisis no brain use condoms child manson's fucking face on the other rather than use a say one over and over was l dig on donald trump i wear edward condom mcdonald donald face already when they glow with a glow in the dark as to where in egypt the little strengthening and it was his voice going this is the greatest condom ever number three would you rather be publicly criticised for an hour or publicly praised for an hour i'll write that depends on what kind of criticism it is if i could stand on stage for an hour in for

people who are gonna get mad about what i said about religion or what at about black friday i would do that in a second that's gonna be way more fun than sitting there getting raised for an hour right and the way you sit net chair is incredible everybody say after fuckin four minutes maybe that would be funny just sit there what somebody have praised me for an hour you know what if i could get joe de rossa if giotto rosa had to praise me for an hour i would choose that and he had to be sincere and he couldn't repeat anything any couldn't take other than breathing normally he really couldn't take a break for straight hour he had to tell me why he thought i was awesome i do but other than that i would take the criticism for now number four would you other never wipe your ass for the rest of your life or never

on deodorant that's no brainer no deodorant i'm not suffered europe had still get itchy when they stick that's button right now i would just i would just have a washcloth with me you know and i would always where raw i would always wear shorts sleeves there were really loose ends i just saw every once in a while little dabbled domey right through it fuck it never wipe your ass for the rest of your life at the live near a lake billygoat swimming to go these worms really weird what does he work until the three feet of water crouched down and just start vigorously rough gyrating in the water with his arms up what is he doing is he pelvic popping why is this

hackers leg so far apart let's go bad on the hips what's what i would do can ever white my ass rest my life i would i would have to live near a raging river and i stand with my fucking ass pointed upstream hang on to some sort of fuckin log jesus as opposed to know deodorant had she said i choose this would died nowhere deodorant again i just move the mississippi and nobody would notice i just bore never use deodorant let's all year was all the trouble with low aright advice built my dad's for six years old and swim in the bermuda triangle of mid life crisis jesus

start themselves for six months and spent hours in the gym not accomplishing much in the building muscle but calls himself a beast i love this guy add on every conversation leading towards work out him posting on facebook like a thief ten year old girl in him thinking you should be a personal trainers soon sky is a full on douche hideaway tell them that he's just skinny with this there's still ballooned head and note five year old wants to ban them without being a dick how do you tell him that go fuck yourself thanks for the advice jesus you know i do i don't think you get in the way that one i get it yeah you're right you're embarrass you dad is embarrassing you are right so

what you have to do is you just have to get past your embarrassment of your dad you know it's some point you get older you just have to accept that your parents are who they are they going to do what they gonna do and egypt got to let go and you got to bring you fucking check over whoever you friends over and don't try to control the situation just let him be the fucking crazy people that they are all right and this two things that you maybe make it better one you're fucking crazy and number two they're not half as crazy as you think they are you just live with them and you are fucking hypersensitive to everything that they do the way they cough the way they sneeze ok i mean it's like your friends are coming over here in that shit for the first time and that did not even then a notice about recently i was

now with a body of mine he's in its thirty's emma my forties aright his dad's over there is moms downstairs and his dad says to roma a where do they where do they keep the blah blah blah blah blah just to normal i should then my buddy goes debt why don't you just go downstairs and ask her said a walk round is always asking these questions and i'm over they go like while this guy does that all the time and this a noise the shit out of my body i don't even notice it right now obviously this guy the german all that type of shit he's just gonna look like a skinny guy right and if you dare really is a weirdo when he's a fucking spaz at all that the person you what is gonna notice it but if you're cool i think you do you come off fine if you don't say anything it is say anything i or are you just give the speech before you go up you bring in friends in dispute i get it out my dad's

nuts i won't even do that just let people figure it out you know he's forty six years although in this you gotta give em you gotta come some slack you forty six years old are some day gonna be right on that cusp the final like i am the fight porthole of anybody from the opposite sex remotely given a fuck about you you know and you do that it's like this one time i saw this snake choked this go to death and the goat was like what the fuck what the fuck the fuck in at the last second it just kicked its vote legs like a maniac before just died that's what you're dead stone nazis going die but his pussy pussy career ease gets what he's got he isn't right at that point where he's just flailing and kick in his legs in the end it's gonna happen

he's gonna go to the gym sums gonna snap and then i'll just do something something i don't know there's no do it why why why you gonna do that to this guy located the one thing he has in his head tell him that he looks good just just let em fuck and do it let us down his hair and just look like it oh jack s and one day he ill notice if he doesn't there's nothing you can fuck it about a but you go over there and say in it it's just going to cause resentment in a big fuckin argument just try to find the fuckin humour in it in that total and bears and of a father you have a right now overrated underrated for this week overrated black nail polish banks car dashings i'm sure this came from your come gurgling clothing waiters step up girls the odd mechanic garth vampire dead body look is lovely and sanitary i

you that's how out of the pussy loop i am i didn't is i would women a wearing a underrated free podcast ah well isn't that nice thanking underrated quality over quantity i haven't been laid in a while but it's not because i don't want to i'm neither read the rest of this now wait i'm a lane awhile it's not ok no you're right you're right i've i've somehow was reading that was like you know got laid in a while but has been my choice and wait for some good to come along i thought you were saying that i guess i been laid in a while but it's not because i dont want to it's because i dont want the first chick oh you say that because i don't want the first check back to be anything less than a nine most of these rods inspired me to hit the drive through ripple bull and get a good night's sleep come on now what are you fuckin brad pitt

i got no problem with you shoot for the stars here right if you dont have fuck with anything less than a nine i'm gonna tell you right now you're gonna have a tremendous usual suspects lineup of pussy you ve gotten in your life and you know it out you gonna have for the most you can have a bunch of stuck up kuntz you know one should settle into a seven or eight see other you telling you like the nissan maxima of pussy you know it's faster handle but also you know ford or sudan three practical sit may go on for that pussy that's a fuckin to say radio you gonna take it down of the carburetor adjusted they even have carburetors anymore i'll fuckin answers you know though the whole thing is just the quality

of a quantity you're looking at women just physically at this point which is the appropriate yet you know what you're in the prime of life i'm coming like some old man whose days long past you sure got a job where nice girl don't listen to me you're absolutely right but you know hidden ride through becoming a fat fuck and that smoking weed i don't think that's gonna get your night good night sleep is good moisturize underrated reunions all the chicks get fat the dunes get the baldwin domes except me and my friends we when they lose peeking and school is for fags not gay people but fags go to your reunion get shit face and let people know what you are made of you know never been to a high school reunion i never benda one first of all i was out of the fuckin mailing loop you know i think the senior class president

was supposed to be the one to organise that and we we for some reason elected somebody who wasn't gonna get that job done so i've never gotten a fuckin email until the last one a twenty year one i got an inn i knew of because between fifteen and twenty became whole social media and then put the house i do i was doing my uninformed radio show so were passing us i get enough people that i went to high school with shown up my shows right is not the same fucking thing i don't i don't i do so i would never go to high school you know how to go to one of those that would just make me feel like a fuckin loser i don't know why i do though when i go to my hometown and i drive by my fuckin high school i just always makes me feel like a fuckin loser i look at it i don't know what it is i dont like going back i like move it forward

jesus christ my all at a material for this week and i got nine minutes left what the fuck am i gonna do all right you wanna hear my picks for this week by the way i can pick kansas city why week too early what they did against burke last night was what i thought they were going to do against the patriots i say when i should zag so this week i took pittsburgh given ten and a half and then i got fucked of what we are so i guess they play better at home fuck knows why at this week i had the green bay packers one that one had the carolina panthers one that one had the chicago as gettin three lost that by two i had the pats

then i had the pittsburgh steelers so we pick five games this week i went three into verse he's got the giants tonight get nine ah i like that i think that's a great back but you don't have to what i said last week why would you listen why just think that's a great picked because the giants just perennially have a great fuckin defence and they always have a good on four and if you got a good front for and they can get the face of the fuckin quarterback you know as we all saw when the giants fuckin ruin the patriots perfect season which still stings ah that still bugs me when i think of that they can get breezes for every nine points it's a lot of fuckin points so i've seen take the giants are mister picking the monday night games and what's gonna happen is you guys gonna see a pattern used to be like bill is always right or fuck what bill silent but either way you can use he is a barometer do the eggs

the opposite of what he says or do the exact of what he says are you don't i bought this week i bought black sabots for first fucking album i can't believe how long i slept on these guys i was always always like black out with but i was always like a radio fan of black sabbath and i did the opium anthony programme tony i only came in and he had a book and i'm starting to read the book of none their stuff and i'm listening to all their music and i'm just like on the biggest fuckin idiot attack i knew i was meeting a legend but i didn't realize the level of legend that i it's probably better than i didn't south able actually able to fuck and ask a couple of questions without sound like a dork in fact i asked him about john bottoms foot technic yeah now instead of asking him how the fuck the debt first album you made how did you

how is six five years earlier the beatles go and she loves you yeah yeah yeah and within five years so that you could come out with what u s like fuckin unbelievable also to video this week man watch anything that's whenever like two while one of black sabbath live in peace one nineteen seventy and look at fucking bill ward beating the shit out of his goddamn drums we can already see i don't know you can you can see the bottom just a little bit of bottom influence but what i about all those guys all those rock dramas from then was they all had a jazz influence from one were growing up they also get out because only they were before like the forty so there was yet a big than in the b than rock and roll and that had that

billy swing anyway that's why those fuckin drummers is so good i think they got that swing pulse oh my god this vote could be any more fuckin obscure must bring this around here people i got three big shows weekends and i i need some motherfuckers to come out to these these goddamn shows a right as i mentioned doug senior gonna be open enough for me doug cigarettes from fuck in boston kid it's gonna be opening for me i have not been by some of the worst en masse let me go to western massachusetts i think of that time lee massachusetts exit off the mass turnpike financing through their dinner role at me missed thank god through it like fuckin seventy miles an hour had the war at the with any deduct out of the room

so you know it's funny is oddly i always get a little bit nervous when i go into western massachusetts because i was such a dramatic fucking spirits and i'm not even gunmen even joking if you ve never been onstage with lights in your eyes and you can't fucking see you know beyond fucking rose or whose kitten who for tables was a restaurant hence the dinner in somebody does something like that like the combination of anger and fear i don't think that ever goes away no matter how much yoga you do are you guys i got back into yoga i did like five hours of last week and i feel great i feel great boards that is all i have i have audio of one yoga class so the same yoga class every

and i'm not going to mention the guy's name presentiment blob is spot but this guy's a fuck ingenious he's a fucking genius ok i've gone was class its wall the wall people the hottest actually i've seen in your life and he walks around getting them stretched out before tea bags and as he does the class here suddenly throwing out this shit about how he's good in bed it's actually hated it at first because i was so fuckin jealous of the gene use of it and then i just had the let go that anger be like you know what this guy is the fuckin man he figured it out god bless them it is a line i acute up next week i should have fuckin i can't go out the guy and i dont want out because he's got he's got an air tight just pipeline

pussy thing he has gone on over there i don't fucking ruin it but at one point one of the lines he goes on he was driving the stretcher doing and that it was basically like a somehow we sort of acquainted sex any just go on you don't you about it were hot were way were touching ourselves everywhere i swear to god he says that in the class laughs and then he's gotta and back he could seriously seriously quickly he that's it back on the rails like realising he took it too far and then so every day when i do this glass the table last when he says that i always laugh this is going seriously i just go and get him back get away yo lows enough and he some right fuckin back i'm telling you i dont lahti right now rohingya vulcanised eyes but i was i've been there it works

not on all the broad but if they're all tens who gives a fuck i got one what are some of the other oh then he does that awful speaking for you i don't know what happened to him at a jim i don't if he ever got beat up like a gold gm or some like debit one point he goes was actually do this once dress she goes this is good for your kidneys us up my daddy does people when you go to the gym let me ask you a question what machinery for your kidneys permission it is for your knees want me it is for your spinal cord it how many machines do they have your by sets in in one whatever your shoulders at last going to go earlier this is www times is that a health club honest a club and they go

you know the sad parties is that we bought into it i don't know it's funny to me a lot of i hate the most as an audience member even in a yoga class is don't fuckin speak for me ok i realise that happened down there is from my fuckin spinal cord but one a young guy you gonna fuckin they got some i support a chest you're gonna get laid you asshole that's why would down there were not just not a health club it's gettin pussy club you down stretching out all these pictures before you fuck em see that evening yoga get angry circle knows what you find opera last night oprah sitting around talking about anger you know it was talking about that stella gotta groove back check how stella gotta groove back

right there diner right now why would you watching oprah because we have one television right when i watch hockey need not at their and she's watching her shit rather than extending the same courtesy i sit there and trash the shows that she's watching that's how i do it bill why do you always only have one tv because i live within my means which is why don't go down a black friday get trampled by some fuckin big gulp top issue with a can of mace right those people who got mace date that that lady did them a favor you think any those cuts again to come back next friday or next black friday you think they're gonna come down therefore that shit the not they got the beat down they deserved just like that fuckin douche is invited to pluck and thanksgiving he's got nowhere to go good

let him stay home for thanksgiving maybe i'll do some work on himself and one wise alone oh evidently people think i'm a douche but what happens is he keeps get invited every fucking here cause people feel bad for now this false sense of self like well amazing not only do i always have a place to go for thanksgiving it's always a whole new group of people an endless list of people that want to eat with me he doesn't realise that he's gettin passed around cause he's a dose aright she got light headed screaming dead so anyways the m m podcast bill at the unemployed cast our comments upon us for this week everybody will touch and go this week little in and out i were to equate this this podcast i would say be like you know when the f sixteen tries to refuel in flight applause mr came i missed it connected we lost it that's i felt this one was

many ways we go to war billboard outcome we have a new march pays we have monday morning podcast tee shirts if you go to the men podcast dot com if want to make a donation you can and if you don't want to i don't give a shit i'm still gonna do these there's no pressure snow pressure there's no guilty tight fuck that's it that's a pocket this week i'll talk to you guys next week i will be in pittsburgh going the steel is gay they had unplug it one more time in the park as that's it that's it for this week go fuck yourself don't take any shit and stop going to these stupid fuckin events are right fuck black friday the iphone until it's in the store fuck saint patrick stay fuck valentine's day fuck all of that shit

a right for those assholes who shoot the teacher tat yet the game go fuck yourself go down and got out of what locker by like twenty

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