hey what's goin honest billboards time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast at just checking in on you checking on you buy doo doo doo check in father called me who cares if your nose is blockade right yeah so fucking kleenex we have so far i am sorry i am so sick of being sick just when the focus is gonna end i woke up blue lou do i fuckin coffins shit that like four in the morning and yet i was upstairs up and banished upstairs you know i mean like that

can a day when people had like tuberculosis after the slum lord stuck in some damp dark fuckin apartment for years and years and years fuckin tenets would die a lonely death and then they build a statute stay here too the fuckin slum lord her name a subway stop after all there are also one of the six fuck i came over the name of the stop ways to get off at all the time and walk over to the falcons everything i saw so new york i just anybody statue i just started looking him up on the internet it was all this shit that they did but if you went about page three of four was the other stuff that they did area people if i live long enough i to do show this weekend at the fox theatre in atlanta joy and then you know what i'm gonna do the following day

you know what i'm gonna do what do you i'm here new falcon randal car and drive over to fuck tallow dago i'm gonna go watch bunch of fuckin rednecks watching their dream cars going around the track one more time one more can tab stock car racing gonna change now that ford is fuckin phasing out all of their sudan's did you see that then i'll make it any cars anymore they're going to still have the mustang you know cuz what would a fucking taurus rent when it come to la you got to get the red mustang convertible and put the fucking top down and drive around like a douche how do you know you wanna hear you wanna hear some self involved shit there are always talking about the millennials you know what i mean yes go millennia what's the top fuckin social issue out there today and they say lack of self service you know in a tunnel no actually they said climate change their determined to tackle the issue

that's what i just read today millennials think that climate change is the number one social issue course it is there are one hundred percent right god bless him and are determined to tackle it why did they get a little bit of debt under their belts weight to those could cuts can scan and wondered if i can do get a runner on the wheel where do they get married way to that up and you start getting fuckin nag than your priority becomes paid off my fucking house and fuckin radio the garage so i gotta play so myself but until then hold it you save the polar bears i hope i do hope you stick to it keep real man whenever you see an old hippy still rock in the long fuckin yellow hair if you want bald still but all gathered in the back up

anyways what the fuck was i got was god dammit pilecki attention so something i was gonna talk about there what eyebrows talking about coal medicine pains dick low to the cars tell dagger but the i no fuck enough know all i know is that i've been sick too fuckin long live it's fucking thing started wednesday last week these are these new super colt because but it takes antibiotics and everything right and rather than killer the virus or you do a slap at around a little bit toughens up you know mean remains that you know it starts to know your tendencies with the left fucking job always follows it with an over here right doesn't like when you crowd him in the ring oh shit somebody's colony no it's my mother

mamma do my part casts some inquiry back anyways look i don't know what i'm talking about anymore oh yes or notice i woke up like four in the morning just fuckin pack and hacking away you know upstairs in the guest room that's what i've been you know said my wife is also sick but she gets to stay in the big bad you see how that works with the nice fuckin that's too bad from right next door she has a fuckin he made a fire going scattered can kleenex with the you will get a sore noise knows fuckin missed autumn em up fuckin guest room enough though my drop my old drum dvds and shit blood my nose don't toilet paper tat works

what do you see ices woman just constantly complain about the way the way men treat women their position society right society right what about me what about my existence where's my ribbon where's my hashtag how come i can't get somebody fired and actually wouldn't arguments lately with my wife it's been good cause kind of like you know do a couple things around the house that i've been asking to do but i know it's going to go back the other way the same way like she goes he got to watch your temper and then for few days i walk around smiling like a lunatic back to who i am but you know accepted for she is jeff into afterwards are you ladies out do you think you gonna change a man you know you're not going to change that you can hope to do is break his spirit ok they're fat

if that's what you get you off what about all that shit you i've got a ribbon for all the broken men out there i don't know why i'm talking about all of this should it just fucking it always makes me laugh anyways how about those bruins here we go row here we go bob bob why did i think we were gonna lose their game seven we started a fourth fuckin line in immediately gave up a goddamn goal i was well now reminds me a certain somebody not starting again crying before the superbowl the fuck are we don't ride we tie it up then we go ahead it was to the one we scored right before the first fuckin period ended or something now go boyd straight to look at that that's arose it was one nothin them then one one us than they immediately fuckin scored like i always did

we fucking we went up three to two like ok maybe maybe no whatever and then they score to fucking goals two three this is one thing i've noticed about the broad we don't hit anybody finally started in somebody in the third perry but jesus christ when they another team is faster than you post data to try to slow of doubt given away too much fuckin space i i thought you know i've done it looks shaky and the first period like cyclists pepper and with some shots there in the second we barely got shot out of it felt so that allowed us to settle down what jesus christ was i rock i tell you you hate to see you to see what a fella fellow ginger you know fuck it as a game like you don't i guess toward crook use a little bit screamed but he left let up a fuckin soft you that next year will have gone about five was a softer and also one of the

first three was a good one either not to put it all on him but always mike adults is too fuckin to run hopefully said jesus christ they don't you gotta give it up to the ones that still have the heart to fuck and go down the maple square whatever the fuck they call it and stand there knowing that their joy is eventually going to turn to anger and then they use can be part of a fuckin reaction video a bad one but you have to go right as elisa you gotta go cause one of these times you gotta i can win like what there weren't going really said is obviously it sucks thinking the future we're gonna be a team to be reckoned i was not that expression tend to be reckoned with i think they're gonna be

in awful freckles settles down a little bit they get a little more play off experience a tear what the bronze need they need a physical presence it further each day you know why still evan made up for fuckin lou cheats perhaps you there's no we always said that run away fuckin train that which is flattened people actually we used to have like three of us so now there anymore now a fuckin fastest shit at least i thought we were too we played the maple leafs anyway so now the brutes move on to tap obey lightning part of their hard bed a hockey fans down there to tear bay lightning game down there right what with four shall we there there was easy florida northern florida redneck spinous so my favorite rednecks i like rednecks you know there was not a fiction i'll fix it ain't gonna fit

what a little herring often us we sit there there are the diamond vision they put this little baby up there right you'll end up on the screen the gap has does luella baby in a word you stuck with this a little rest the road trip will you driving over the falconer lando dead sounds in the car the forest just learn a little baby i don't know there was a where's it also scary just listen to the guy could sell real bright and just the fact that you know his jews can also make babies i just wish that like your level of intelligence made you also like if you like your iq should be the same level as you're reproductive like potencies at the right word focus more on it should be a half court shot that you're gonna get somebody knocked up you know

that's not outworks dont people usually have like that super judges my just stare next to somebody they get fuckin pregnant just shoot no fuckin kids because they're too dumb to plan in other just laid on the back but fails fails fails while the burma is taken out is my burly move does anybody else feel weird after their meal and then they just fuckin shit the kid on a sofa when that happens that still happens in america there on the appellation trail god knows how we want to go out there and put some cameras are turning into a fuckin reality show in next thing you know we're buying it and this fucking little kid sewn together tee shirts with these fuckin dobbs faces on it all right that's what's wrong with this goddamn country

jesus christ i love all these people taken the bait on that fuckin congo why should he obviously has an album come about your fuckin morons relax has he lost his my did you learn anything what that beyond say album what she was acting like she was all annoyed with jesse they were all these problems at all what the fuck everybody just starts gossiping then everyone buys the fuck it album and is still together fuckin times you gonna jump on the hook he's always see recording a fuckin album there's no more mtv billboards are a lot of fuckin money why don't you just start saying so crazy shit that makes no fuckin sense and then people is neither acceptable but if i could do that

get my podcast numbers up what the fuck am i i'm just start same positive shit about women you know i think the real problem the on global warming then that swirl of trash the if a cushion even worse than isis i go texts must drop the phone jesus christ tiki barber pick it up for christ's sake the second thing i think the biggest problem beyond ice slices is a major problem i mean they're just like the third reich if the third reich had no plains of boats really only technology is white male

heterosexuals in their micro aggression which is why i have decided i can't do this could you guys you fuckin retweet this thing the next seen only some fucking i don't get involved in it as you say that i've decided circus everyone's gonna get all fuckin upset it rhymes with man's vision that would be the ultimate right if you did that but if you do if you did that light as this as a sign of solidarity with all the pain that women have been through that you actually went through the sex change operation and then but he called you a hero and then diane sawyer interviewed you and they made you a woman of the year

and then after all that cleared all these women came forward and said you grab in essen tidies all through the nineties to thousands then you'd be like what i didn't do that that was frank frances for me then you're on the other side of the issue and they be local isn't frank still in there and you could be like lie left frank under that fucking operating table i never was frank frank is my white slave name given to me by my white parents jesus christ so much more time do i haven't spoken podcast are easy i do in these thanks marble and my fuckin head is all clogged like this now when i lay down in my slippers having to pod chess with ahead called that's a day's work people i know you guys are out there doing construction what the fuck

do people do nowadays everywhere air quality work some home now which means there out driving around in the highways during the day cousin fuckin rush hour traffic you know what i mean cause they saw something on pinterest that they have to go pick up to add their fuckin wardrobe for their party that night you go back to making our own close after that you make your own clothes you grow your own burgers you want fuckin burgos slaughter that can then you figure out how to freeze that media going to start this winter there pilgrim i think two sons somebody gets going up what are they gonna regret too that after this shit it's the fan or this illuminati stuff is true the robots will kill all of us and i wanna be amazing the future right this is illuminati city everybody's dead secondly illuminati people right and the other p

that date they keep make him they kept of people right good genes that they make but each other so they keep making babies stuff that they can use to falconer either as almost parts car you know for organs when they reach maturity i know this is fucked up right like west world meets a guy had called do report just on thursday pitch this in hollywood i come in i say hello everybody we do all this small talk but bob bob bar you know i've read the fuckin room try to figure out see where the laughs are gonna be you know try to out the ice cold person that she was just sitting there enough fidgetting with their fuckin pen and i would we just pitch pitch the hell out of its money wasted any urban illuminati city aright and if you like the one but their actual actually prisoners

the robots have the city surrounded you know and they still have robots the older versions their good you know that still work with the people but the latest update other one went fuckin rogan killed a couple of sector first people that died other than the parts people like hundreds of years they hit the fuckin shield that i get this big bubbles like the simpsons at one time right they get this big bubble over the fuckin city and they stay in there with the older version the robots they're the ones that have to try to protect him as the fuckin higher level ones are trying to figure out how to get it the bubble and that's what it is in its weight than you'd have to root freeze piece of shit humans so then obviously what would happen is you'd have a really good looking parts purse like ryan gaslight and he area i and he would

he would somehow heed like the hottest illuminati person we believe in him then him in one of the lesser robots would then fuckin too the next level robots while freeing all the parts people in killing illuminati people and you could you could finish the story halfway through it and then get everybody to go to the second one right and then all you have to do is just show up down at comic con wearing an obi wan kenobi robe and i think you got a billion dollar franchise what do you think they are you like that movie what would you do that movie bills

great idea remove jesus what are you doing on my phone i wasn't taxi myself those what pictures that's it so that we can come on you guys you know so it puts ten thousand hours into that idea you got yourself a good fuckin movie booby so what happy shit there it's like west world meets fuckin moon raker with a dash happy days you know mediocre at some point some fuckin run our directs ryan gosling stars heap i wouldn't do a casual did blade run you i see that one the twenty forty eight blade run it moves movies the shit

i just noticed i probably cough and like every five pocket seconds on this i apologize yes but i'm not gonna take a cover up contracts with the socialists anyway so you don't like what would you do any of you when you gonna fuckin show coming up they got bell so what can people expect from you are what are you talking about what kind of town wait wait till i can i can tell you that because in the jokes are gonna be over everybody's gonna know what i'm talking about kind of fuckin question is it you sound like you're still angry why these days i'm not angry it's just my but by default emotion walk around relaxed and then when anything happens good or bad i get it it's good i don't get angry we got a new advertising

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eternal real quick and they like practice and killing your he really catch him stock and ensure that fucking weird wake up there on your chest staring at you the chicken misery i purpose swine but a part of the american agricultural landscape since the arrival of the new world colonists why go that far this is why don't read books mobile dick get to the fucking whale sorry swine indigenous to europe were broad with immigrants during the colonization of american commercials fucking things in the wooden ship freak in the fuck out right over there with us hairless monkeys no one i gotta get killed in the many different types of swine they brought provide pork lard control

landed improvements services for centuries of pork pigs help with pest control is i can eat everything i have something else to look up is are you lose a day on the internet because he's always an answer doesn't mean it's right but dissolve summit off some will have a page what i think there's wired what they do with marmots modern bread associations maintain pedigree registries pure bred animals for each breed that descends from these colonial while these are like the fuckin the blue blood of pigs as well as later introductions registration of animals destined to become breeding stock is essential to the law long term security of the breeds registration validates pure bred status of the animals and assures their availability for conservation by future generations many swap lines but he's wines bree swine breeds that were once court

opponents of regional cultures are now in danger of extinction cultures of homer you hormone generalised marginalized got up stupid and historic agricultural traditions abandoned the flavors in food traditions that revolved orients check out monsanto for that one fuckin tax definition of heritage swine even if it's what sort of they always the default people you blame who knows allegedly monsanto heritage swine must adhere to all of the following all no one aims true chin jeanette bread the breed is it true genetic breed of swine that is when made together it reproduces the breed type are i guess this is from europe

to the dolls i'm trying to get to the german endangered bree the breed is or has been endangered as defined by the livestock cons conservancy appears on or recovered from the current conservancy conservation priority list in the critically frightened jesus christ long history in the u s pure bred stu i get it it's pure bred like their fuckin endangered numb eating them a meeting that fuckin pig version of a fuckin bald eagle what the fuck do i just i just shut that often i i wanted to what else did i want to look up how to pigs

control pass population molly bugs not help had on how to bill how do ok here we go mergers is forbidden identification was forbidden practical pharaoh pig control because pharaoh pig population as well pigs anyways fuck this ship how are their wild pigs by the way what does the farmers that gets scale by their native americans they just still pigs just ran off continue to fuck for centuries i don't know i don't have the answers to these questions but i do some bullshit i have to do at ten o clock our right that is the podcast this was a weird one

right but we came up with a good movie idea we learned about heritage pigs in fucking swine from europe dont go prawns and celtics about those celtics wrap up these pesky fucking milwaukee bucks no i like that one guy milwaukee he looks like a fuckin like amidst size maneuverable dogskin guy he had he had some fuckin lay up or some shit to go up by for the second quarterly shook the crowd like is it a gay went in three the second quarter then they go on a loose the game i just don't die i dont understand these kids today i'd everybody ever great weak and your comments i'll see everybody in atlanta and i'll see you listen to the music joint power

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what's goin on its bill bird and it is the monday morning podcast from monday april twenty six april april twenty sixth to that in a ten how the hell are you a little late today with the podcast doing it three forty three los angeles time you pray one unlike do what the fuck you to be doing these monday morning that's why you call it the monday morning podcast so when i come to work on monday morning i have something to listen to rather than focusing on the fucking job that i hate or you're right landless i'm late this week but you know what i was busy fuckin busy sweet i was doing shit this morning you know domain and also not to mention i am filming this podcast for them time ever i am allowing somebody else do the monday morning podcast bunker until now people have use our imagination to wonder what the fact is look like while he does podcast is he where

a tuxedo your dinner jacket as you sit there you know i'm not amend pajamas and my t shirt with my radio shack headphones on does the exact way they get pictured me but i filming it this week because my dvd is just about complete and now we are working on extras and i think my my last dvd i did the i did a little short history a bunch of clubs that i love the new york city kind of got that whole background and i figured out we'll do this maybe film podcast added out the hours and hours of unfairly moments right so you're going to actually here the whole fuckin park as these idiots about my dvd who were going to watch it just we're gonna go this is the greatest fuckin thing i've ever seen because of the wonderful world of editing so proud thinking like war don't believe filming yourself and you gonna did it that debt that does not that's not concern with the more on that i'm used to listening to what you're right i'm not i have the wonderfully brian spitz

is working the camera yeah that was right there he actually shot my failed pilot last year on comedy central member that one that was finally we got excited didn't we were like it's gonna happen is equipped with policy was a great fuckin show wasn't ever the history and the history of fail pilots hour i would say we did that we weren't we were not the euro just failed as opposed to judge a complete failure would be liking overpass passing great with sixty eight where do we go about fifty eight on that you know i don't believe it we're thing is it's actually up on my i m d b page that's what i like i don't know who put it up there but you're not supposed to put shit on their that isn't on tv or wasn't release in cinema or whatever i feel like for me i don't know how to take it down but you take care ok thank you because people

cool can you actually can you actually call i m d be ok that's good carlos gamma call that website and i'll get those guys on the phone see what's up so yes i ve ever wondering what the bird effect was that was just working title that we gave a tomb had never aired and it won't air unless i become hugely famous or infamous that's basically i become a huge movie star television star you're probably and seeing it in some form or if i go to a mall and i just start fuckin yellow killing poppies at the local pet store or whatever the fuck you do i wouldn't say shooting because every everybody's down the funny thing is not like happy at this point you don't owe me asking that site like it if i was a comedian i went on and on stage i start talking about airline food basically gaunt walking in two mall massacring people who i think has happy at this point you know yawn if

can be so bold to sound fuckin bored with that shit but anyways let's get to me and my big fuckin week you guys have a big weak or if you didn't let me fucking about my big weak first of all i don't think i've been talking about this on the pod cases i settle into my sofa basically we think that identified me as the person that i am a month ago either it was expiring or i didn't have it you know i basically could not prove that i existed with any sort of paper yet out my passport was expiring my driver's license i needed to get that thing from a fuckin two years like a lady when you first move out to los angeles i think they give you about six weeks to get it and i have almost been out here for three can you yourselves and my new york since was expiring i didn't have a source of security card that i could produce i had the number

yet out the illuminati gave me a fucking number when i was eight years old let's get him on the we'll get him on the wheel let's get him in debt are you in college making two hundred bucks a week here's a a card will give you three thousand dollar limit don't worry don't worry this twenty five bucks a week and just get it you three grand limit and we'll fuckin own your ass so i didn't have that what else i have my brain my birth certificate i had nothing i had nothing so i was like as a fuck i got to handle this shit you know cuz all the sudden now i'm doing gigs in europe you know i think i'm japan to perform troops i need pieces of paper saying i am who i am and i i've done anything fucked up so why in one month i got my passport renewed down the sources purity office i got that fuckin thing i found my birth certificate and the last thing i need it was my driver's license to figure out the driver's license i mean that's a pain in the ass take the fuckin test you know you're not so

a pussy becomes an adult when it comes to tests like i think once you don't the test for what you're used to what is a kid people is testing yeah you know we're having bowing test run vocabulary tat some bully punches in the face he's testing you you know are you going be a fuckin man you know you charles bronson aged twelve or are you in our rich cunningham who i was and got bullied and sees no reason to go back to a fuck a reunion now wasn't it i'll be out with you when was it bad maybe elementary school beginning of middle school everybody hid their growth spurt and i didn't i still at a high pitched voice in a a an orange afro that wasn't a good look there was look you wanted to rock as the youth says so many ways have to take my driver's test out here and i brought it up with the couple other i laughed los angeles knows and straight across the board buddy was telling me their horror in there

it how difficult this fuckin test was gone oh my god you do it do it's fuckin heart are they kept saying i'm of ours live out at ten years ago i took to test it wasn't broken heart like don't do internally do this fuckin this girl is party was as you have you been gnp out here am i got it's not like the envy anyway off allay if it's just like a deal saying that benefit the envy abandonment i know its crowded and she just kept now now you don't understand it's nothing worse than someone just tells you like you don't understand it's like transport chicago when you try to tell him it was a cold winter and then they gotta go on about fuckin now you don't know what cold is until you stand and they are rubbing your balls next a fuckin lake michigan you know like fuckin minus twenty degrees in boston still doesn't want you know my father all came from fork in the mid west anytime i bet a paper when i bet you about the called out you don't i'll call you don't go to chicago undertake go to chicago so they all those fuckin idiots

good barbecue auto juno barbecue gonna fuckin texas that's what they got the bother like they are the only people who know that shit a little upset there don't hold it against me so ways so tell me what the fuck devious you know all this does this just motivates me to pass this contesting the first time so i can just make so i can justify me judging all these l a douche bag like they're just mentally weak fuckin people so i started studying the test get the book it's like ninety pages out like fuck aright whatever break it down gotta do thirty pages a day i outlined this book you do it right now sit in your cubicle steady work and looking at you spreadsheets what are you doing a year when i fuckin outlined the book i outlined the book thirty pages had a fuckin time meticulously like tom hanks that movie when it was chasing leonardo dicaprio catch me if you can

was like that that level of shit and i wish i i just didn't fuck and broke the whole book down i sat there every day for forty five minutes to an hour when i went over all the shit and two days before the saturday i actually took sections out there that i still having problem with and i just fucking hard core in that section memorized that and went through my all my outline and knew the whole fuckin thing ask me some questions more talk about parking near railroad tracks i got a fucking answer for seven and a half feet you're inside of seven a happy you're fucked eighteen inches the curb three feet from afar handicap ramp euro these fuckin guys roller by asking for a quarter those guys kick it and take three feet closer those guys dean feed from a hydrant you gotta start signalling a hundred feet before you make a turn you get the turning lane you can only driving at the twenty feet he can't use surpassingly i had the shit down some fuck all these people

we are confident i'm talking kobe bryant eight seconds left gimme the fuckin bore a right i heard my short i knew i was getting a picture that day for my life it's gonna be nothing but success so i walk in there i don't want happen immediate i start getting fuckin nervous you know like the first time it did letterman i like to four pocket time you do anything about putting get nervous have taken this fuck a test for different times took in boston past it new york pastor came out to allay ten years ago i pass to move back in your past to think why am i fucking nervous these fanelli assholes their voices are in my head did dude i fuck avail united forgot to mention is the us the same shit why why they failed it is presented study the first time because i thought i was gonna be easy because they drive everyday do you really just think how stupid that statement is do i drive every day oh how to do it it sells thanks you know like what is a white curb meet you know he come up and its

ain't white what does that mean loading and unloading of passengers are picking up male yeah what does that mean le loading and unloading of freight feud commercially well the driver s save the car study for this shit gimme the rock it can go any hin go into the next round of the playoffs i was ready for that shit and i went in there maybe that was just the overall anxiety that fuckin place but i do the whole shit first of all i do what i always do at de envy as i just well off the line and i i didn't see it and then i'm some sort of like you know royalty i am actually staying at the embassy for some fuckin country you never heard of on that guy you know when you stand in line and you followed the rules and then you get up to the fuckin cashier lady and then there's a douche you just standing there to the site respectively half an inch just behind your peripheral but you know is there and you can have a pause in your conversation because you know that assholes gonna jump in that's who the fuck i was i said

i'm sorry buddy sorry and i was sorry i was merely being like dude i'm interrupting you right now and i said i gotta take this you know i have had a previous you know a schedule point where do i the guy you around the corner whatever so thank the guy i was a thank you i what the fuck i was doing to prevent the guy from punch me in the face because i deserve it i went over to go take the fuckin test i'm standing there and they it got like this walled off area ok this outcome i was i didn't even say i didn't even brush up on the parking lot i was just like bring this shit on you want me to take lebron i fucking got them so i walk in there right and an you gotta waited vacantly lie only like five people in their time so the first do box out and you ve got lagged behind the counter like the hosts scared straight you need to get your shit together can do you know just sit nigger fuck you we go here we go this fuckin guy this guy's breakin hearts all day he doesn't give a fuck

look on his face he has give a fuck that bill parcels look on his face right so this fuckin indian do comes up any any hands in the thing in a guy just fuckin puts read all over it the guy fails and then am i gonna fuck the any got these guys a fuck it smart any guys are smart they fuckin answer our phones over here i can't answer phones if some from india called me you know get myself fake indian name these fuckin people a smart these people were running shit until the english fuck them over right this guy fuck president i call myself down like wait a minute this is a language uses his second language if i went to france can i pass a driver's test fuck no all right don't compare yourself to that guy then the next two came up and it was a slacker this white who had like tat change yet they were hanging off his ass and i just wanted to boot and brightness for contained he passes so gave me and i went in there i got the test ok i get eight hours sleep i took a deep breath and here we go i have the test

right in front of me the first one was some holy shit about what is the legal alcohol level you know that you can do i've on like this is a fucking joke i mean it s this test and dude i'm going are you right now after the first question it just went down fucking hill list of these since i'm studying always shit about how close to park to a curve been all that shit you must notify de i ve within five days if you sell or transfer your vehicle are cited for traffic violation that's that's obviously no paint your vehicle a different color so like a fucking read the part i remember that part solid transfer you nicole painted a different color five days so much three a vehicle don't you have two fuckin tell em right then and what they automatically now with the satellites they won't see that transaction go down and a fuckin driveway due to them this panic just like

and i was like oh my god what the fuck and i got like six questions in and i literally put the number two pencil down and i whispered yell i went really as i looked at the the black do when he wasn't looking at me of course totally passiveaggressive and so on this pocket tests with brutal two fuckin broke you know using we take a multiple choice test it's like this obviously the half and then the fuckin ridiculous like when you drink a glass of water should you a make sure you have enough air in your lungs before sucking down the entire glass and if do run out of air stop drinking in inhale you know be smashed the glass against your head you no obvious shit right this shit was like one is it legally use a cell phone i have the test right here without a hands free device while driving ok when is it legal to use a cellphone without using

handsfree devices you got an answer a when making a call while stopped at a red light that's obviously now but his who close once when making it for emergency assistance or never when is it legal to use a cell phone hands free people hands free hand free device and is all this shit on tv going if you use your cell phone his bad is fuckin drinking driving in the book it said never and it said you could use it to afford to make to make an emergency call after you fuckin pulled over and all that bullshit look for somebody ride in a bike you know look an old guy when those try circles all of that shit so this she said when making a call for emergency assistance it didn't say you pulled over didn't say you didn't pull over so fuckin and then i won't never got it wrong

it's fuckin stories taken ten times longer how long it took me to study for the fuckin test long story short ten questions i got fifteen right three wrong i fuckin pass the test but i i owe an apology to all you los angeles knows his heart ass fuckin test it was difficult i know think it might go away you guys are all talking chick as you relax right now right we find another difficult one here highways are typically most slippery this is a desert because it doesn't rain out here and what happens is one it does a rain for awhile oil his mission full fluid and gas all starts to coagulated and when rains it's like i can't say like ice for god knows people drive like it out here with this this is the question it says i wanna fuck was always a typically most slippery during a heavy rain storm in the middle of it in the middle of summer i middle of summer stock and dry out yeah maybe that's it

says when it's when it first starts terrain after a dry spell oh yeah after a dry spell absolutely but the summer's dry what the fuck rights and at this point my my fuckin heart rate is going to ignite thousand beats a second and then it says it's been raining for a long time if it's better waiting for a long time the roads are wet its can still be fuckin slippery but i know it has to do with it being dry out here so i fuckin brow that went down on my guard similar with summer it's a heavy fines rainstorm who's to say didn't fuck and rain heavily the day before and already wash the gas off so then i get so i guessed when it first arts rain after dry spell and i was fuckin right but that's the lovely had to break this shit down right so i passed that's it they took me thumbprint the fuckin illuminati you know so that right to the rothschilds fucking house do you know the sons of bitches actually have the audacity the rothschilds to have a book about the job

fucking house they bought in england off of all there can shylock money from the rest deeply you believe the fucking balls are that evidently something beyond a mansion it's called a manner that's when you have you that's when you do take like fuckin twelve mansions and you put it together and like people don't even how to get to your house back guarantees something right fuckin now a great way to see if they run in shit you don't you google maps i give you google map where the fuck i live not only can you see my place they're probably can probably see my brand new resources security card no what gives a fuck about me but if you google map the rajah house i guarantee you it doesn't fuckin show up like the goddamn white house run it shit and you know what they have my thumbprint on their fuckin wall of the affair fuckin nine mile wine cellar does it make any sense what shouldn't is on a red alright i'll fuckin red anyways

what else do i got going on here i was a bad off we found that seem to self conscious that get a big not eyebrows up i think it's going good the first filmed monday morning paul yes this is what i do if you ve been listening this i'm talking the camera now not to you go back to work you been fuckin offer ready for ninety minutes forty seconds that's what i do every week i sit here am i might be my pajamas might little foot lock a t shirt you know this for locker and i want to this is what locker like eighty seven t shirts nine dollars if you ever wondered do you ever wondered hey did it we are all put this shirt together our support and at least sixteen you can never be more sure that when you got a foot locker and you by those fuckin tee shirts when you get like now uniform for eight box that guaranteed that debts

even child that's like toddler toddler fuckin labour be funny if i could fuckin satan's why do every week ok here's what i do so if you i listened podcast go go to dot dot com click on monday morning podcast you hate you can job hopefully they'll be on itunes at this point they will be on my talk shit they're gonna be on itunes like forty listeners and trying to get up to fifty whatever the fuck you want from me it was plough count back back to when the purchased all right let's get to the stories this week i yeah there was a story i'm scared stories this week i got another one for you i'm at this point you want me pause brain and go into another room to get people something visually different to look at should i do that lets friday hit pause here this is gonna be really quick few people listening at home it's going to pause and am we're back so pausing right now

yeah which will put bookshelves ok we're back we're back we decided you know what we are trying to do this and i fuckin lost the whole podcast or not doing it recording right now we just do not need record this you don't look at me i'm not gonna use us on a dvd this is just for the we're bastards at homelessness i actually so that's my deal everybody moving should around my partner by notices exciting success to otto audio way to hear them and i know it's not do you know what is doctors it listen to this how fucking arrogant as that like they have time surgery those nor more unlike me while i d doctors are arrogant anyways i save people's lives they get that god complex justly that's my water all right that's yours over there like i just let you know i mean i like you in everything all right you did a great job on the pile to let's let's keep it there i fucked up the arch of my foot i did it years ago from playing drums trying to get my foot is fast is john bottoms having no fucking technique

not having stretch so that that tended that runs the bali you're fucking foot to your he'll every once in a while i fuck it up in it just takes forever to heel i don't i'm supposed to do about it all right i stretch i got the tennis ball robin underneath it i know not most to walk around but that's what i do ok i use my feet a lot of people don't you know walk into mcdonald's and you see those people that's what they use their feet four to walk to their car to sit in their car and then they don't even go in they just drive right up so i want to know what else can be done is or any sort of aspirin that i can be taking to get the fuckin inflammation down and you probably ok you're you're probably asking me this bill because not being able to use your for his fucking annoying beyond that after selwyn so tat

my problem is my problem is goin back east for for freedom daughter is graduating college and i have to go to the graduation and i'm getting about get get together with some place to play drums with wasted jam with back in the day we all thought we were gonna get on and tv and be the latest hair mental band the fact that you had a redhead and a hair mental banned and that he can we grow a fuckin afro right there should let you know that you work in a make it's a long story short we're getting together and rapid then going back in plan d we played in the eighties because that would just be too sad to go back can play my michel or whatever the fuck we used to play but i must do some more contemporary i've always played single based rome i became fan apparent terror and shit psycho let's do cowboys from hell

this insane double based part and the second i said that should i fucked up my four and i haven't been able to practice and meanwhile the guitar play the base player they're all shredded you know ignore during their children so and here i am gonna be the foundation of the ban on my foot fucked up so i need a quick remedy aright i need something i need something fuckin quickly here that is there anything that i can take that we'll just you know i don't wanna take royds for my foot come in there with my right for twice biggest thea my left for you now i don't need that one big jason geometry roger clemens foot the other ones walkin around like willie magee i don't need that shit her i tell me what do i take aspirin i'll leave what am i take from art podcast fuckin for you can help me up a little free medical advice can you email me a prescription or that just literally and you

you're fuckin days as a doctor alright let's let's continuum the podcast as i said here rolling a tennis ball underneath my foot the next thing oh he's a great story for you brian you might like just you know i was a hero this week i was actually i did something heroic i've never i have never done we think heroic in my life ok and believe me i've got by house fires and saw people screaming saying there's a ladder right there just put it up when i walked away i walked away timid like a hereupon that kind of the fucking guy now this is it it was sunday and europe but what a branch on sunday unlike i fuck it go to brunch i'll go branch right member that bit pace eighteen dollars as fast as well as stressed is how did i better go i thought it was pestilence asparagus i can remember so we go to branch

in its usual shit you want to sit inside you wanna sit ass outside as a redhead i'm always when inside it's fuckin sit inside i got enough freckles i've had enough fuckin pain in my life please let's sit inside but you always with broad because they always want to go to brunch fine so nice it's always fuckin nice when they go to branches never raining is it right sir some sites which we set outside and because on the gentlemen i have to with my back to the road so i you know my girlfriend in your mom case a bread truck comes flying and cause a guy's text messaging or somethin right so i'm sitting there and die of and i just feel it i just feel like some fuckin wrong and something my caveman dna like when you get and stopped by a sabre to tiger just kicks and something just tells me to fuckin look left and i look left and here comes this crazy

fuckin lady and i'm talkin crazy i'm talking shudder island remember that chick that should leaner dicaprio set the secondly or our dicaprio fuckin reference there you go check or shut them and shudder island that's what this girl look like separate sort of brown red hair ok it's basically one of these people should be getting professional help is straight up bad shit crazy and this just this state is bankrupt so they just let him go they just let these fuckin people go see sarah mclaughlin wine and about these people come out rescue these fuckin did these people who i'm going to telephone poles it's all about the dogs with her priorities are so fucked up its dickie us out she ceases i'm so supported in you sarah mclaughlin when are you gonna grow up of wine and about those little pussy s fuckin dogs at that

mean artless get back to it so she starts coming down the street and she's like she looks like she's gonna start fuckin crying ok like it's just one of those things you know you just field this fuckin persons gonna do something and i have a feeling they gonna do it to me so i'm i'm workin out my shit i'm like first fortunately chairs with these really light wicker sort of china do sheep she chairs so i was just going to grab the fuckin chair i was going to in the face if i didn't have time or if i had time i was leap to my feet on my bad fuckin foot and out like a in time get back crazy person right start with you're with the fuckin tulips on the nice beautiful brunch table that's what i was going to do so cheap doesn't lunch at me but she walked by means that awful moment the blind spot you know i mean where she is to my left she's not to my right she's right behind me she fuckin those binding unlike thank god i was seriously fuckin nervous and i look left again

just as you know i don't know why i look again and then i see this fucking sad looking woman slowly following the crazy person with this look on it like she had been wronged annexing i know next thing i thought you know she's too king to the table next to us and talking to us talking about how their crazy woman had just walked up to her reach up to her sweater and just fuckin ripped sierra broad she just fucking took it offer chest and walked away with it and i'm looking at the lady and she has the lady and she has this fuckin hall in a sweater were something had clearly been ripped off and for the life of i dont know why i immediately just got up i dont know what i have no fucking idea why would a file do this shit i up and now i'm going down the street following the shutter rhineland lady

with no training whatsoever in this situation i literally walking and now i couldn't sit down i couldn't sit down like i have this this fuckin lee marvin i'm gonna make shit right moment and then i go you know maybe i'll sit down at the base pussy ever and now my girlfriend my mother's here so i had to go on now following this girl and i'm litter a black government so fuckin nervous in my life because it would bad enough issue if it was like a crazy dude the guy is scary but that we should know if if if it gets physical i mean what what are one of the rules in that do you no brain what do you know canada woman border she's crazy and she just approach about a job get emitted a face like larry homes citizens see the old man reich anyway i don't know what to do so but i can't go back to the table robin looked like a picture for my girlfriend am also like one get up why

i get up widened exit why didn't i say sit inside i wanted the citizen but i do want to seem like a route prick in front of my girlfriends mom like i tell her what to do what she says kept fuckin woman surveillance situation some walking down the street and this is what i do she's on the sidewalk i'm literally in the street ok unlike is that circumnavigation i'm doing some police shit we're i'm staying outside of whatever can throw me scratches what these people you gotta get like a tetanus shot if you're all around the ground hepatitis assumption so like what am i going to do what do i do so i don't know what happened i just said i i similarly i just started going agar a sweetheart i basically i think i started calling her affect names like the nineteen forties hey fuckin tobruk water and i finally got potential she turns around it looks at you with this crazy look with tears in her eyes just say yeah i think you are

some that doesn't belong to you and me while this fucking static lady who just let her walk up to you to begin with this like you didn't see that she was crazy so i'm in this situation right she fuckin she have woken up to the girl and when i say i think you have some it doesn't belong to you she just sort of looked at me like in slow motion lifted per left arm and she had this green peas soup lookin sweater on and she had the broke pinta like just right around arrest and she just held it up so at this point i'm not touching this bitch so i let the boat the fuckin victim lady with the said be dog eyes she comes in and i'm buying equally sitting there like an end i shall rough with respect two guns that are about ready to go out it right and i'm gonna jump in what i see that i can jump into stop this this fight it's gonna happen without getting hit myself

dad so when he was a lady starts and on putting the brooch and the whole time she's basically followed my led by being nice you just go on thank you i really appreciate it pritchett this and she couldn't get the fuckin thing off it was like action movies be without the clocks going down for the bomb and i'm sit nagoya lady and my head of my would you get that fuckin broach after this crazy bitches arm and i just can't looking at her right hand because i knew at some point she was either gonna gouge her i just to some crazy shit right like you know tat the scrap metal that these people put pick up and floss their teeth which you just gonna stick a right in a juggler finally long story short she gets the fuckin broach off and i would we back away was like exchange like we likely we gave some money briefcase and we get the abducted kid backer we fuck and walk away and armed conflict thank god that worked on actually walked back to the to the branch aright walked back to the branch and i a fuckin applause break from like all

people eaten eggs benedict and eggs florentines pocket ass i was goddamn here this week people scared nervous right i didn't come with seven feet of this woman i was literally you know fuckin the avenue out there like a say work is only cycles know where the fuck i live like i'm anywhere near that level notoriety i was literally fuckin like what that war is over there i'm going i swear the people who didn't know what was going on they probably thought some construction workers hypnotic look it up in games so why yeah that was my week that was my we people i got my past my fuckin drivers test and i was a goddamn hero what did you do this week you otherwise we oppose that shitty action movie that ended that way that stuff that may create a bitch that fuckin ah they brine johnson brad pitt stating what an aim natasha wrote

but in school scammer those i'm a hot girl names what's your name angelina ever seen a fuckin ugly girl they manage lena attach a brook that's a hell of a gamble you just know your daughter is is is fuckin is gonna be hot right and she's gonna go for the money she's got for the gold so get what was that movie she did was she was the assassin and i'll we was kind of ok and then the movie ends with blob of blood and anti goes with the fuck did you do today no no not dismiss smith was one after that morgan freeman within it and they they stage the gun in the fuckin bullet would but go striving every in the park has not so they know they will then make movie basically anti goes with the fuck did you do to amelia get pissed i what a mediocre movie i say meteoric mediocre i what go fuck yourself ok this is our thirty five minutes and thirty five minutes

gonna be work assets can be a dvd extra if you watching this approach has said this earlier maybe do it in the wrapper rounds not to talk shop say what the fuck you can go see this get this cast but here something new that for some you have actually found my pockets which i loved this point actually find my park s it's like a fuckin test really weeding the computer illiterate of which i probably could even my own podcast unless i asked if i didn't do it anyway we have a new fan page it's it's w w w dot the m m podcast dotcom doubly double www dot capital letters m m p and then all lowercase podcast icon ah i explained that bad the mp or all capital letters i fuck you w w w dot the m m podcast i can't go there

i definitely think though be some pictures a leaner dicaprio make references to shit sometimes times people dont know what it is the movie that i could remember the name of its driving you nuts that'll be up there and whatever else i fuckin talked about and as this youtube videos and all that type a shit which this week you know what i dont have any youtube videos i gotta admit i was hard core studying for this impossibly difficult test let us do i got you want me to move again so we can have something different whereas but i went from the the sulphur well go into another room but i'm so paranoid i'm gonna work i can stand up here forsake me will be standing up here can you get back and yet there with the camera is this listening to your people at all one for you they consume percy theory somebody sent me something from my from england

all right cause the fourteen listeners of my podcast of ongoing international with my failure was saying that in england there actually experimenting with using satellite to catch speeders satellite tag ology to catch speeders can you fucking believe that somewhere in the middle of that i just lost all outrage i knew i was fuckin pissed i stood up just realized i was really hungry hats one of the things that you can you gotta understand when you're starving to death if you sit down it doesn't feel is bad you know we have watched things when sally struthers back in the days be next to those starving kids what would you see they always sit down or laying down and you think its cause weak it isn't they could stand up if they wanted to be just feel hungry consulted something about your pancreas sort of fills up that spot

i'll fuck you i know i don't know i'm talking about alright let's get back to conspiracy theories here's a conspiracy theory somebody sent me this week so we sent me is this week as i put my podcast in my lap low level of radiation going into my nuts right now know they should they should make the bottom of that give you some sort of optional led suit with these things you know i think that would be a great billy mills was still alive if you could make like some sort of cell phone led helmet there comes in length different colours a manly colored color i a womanly color then pattern day you go and then when it becomes huge then you start potent weren't logos on it then they do that snug ie then you could get like redskins snug ii for all those p we'll get cold while watching foot i'm tellin you may that's how can a parachute onto this fuckin business i gotta come up with some bullshit just you know

scream all the time when i do my jokes have you ever noticed by but i don't know how to write a joke so i do as i say fuck a lot and i just scream it and then the river of me yelling you can hear that there was no laughter afterwards variety not to do the billy may think so what we can do just come up with some hunger shit all people all people that's we gotta go like he ever going to kill me when i went to fucking dwayne ray time and i saw that booster chair for the toilet seat just like fuck that's brilliant yeah twenty million later that's it p you start in a boost to chair and you ended a boost to chair if you're lucky for you don't both the chair that means you got hit by a bus and what would you to do his request why would you rather get hit by a bus at forty two bang in some of the hot ass hot ass ass on the planet you know or would you rather lived to be seventy boost on the toilet

about this before eight year old balls hanging in the toilet water that's why they have the boost to cheer so you're nuts one at the water oh my god is it the aids again was though do we forget it's the truth yeah this is too podcast i let's get onto the next thing i write those me giving you a little button there this is the purchase and we're out all right spare see the weak bill you often talk about conspiracies yes i do this may or may not fall into that category but it definitely pisses me off love this guy already an office conspiracy but a fuckin pisses me off eyeball to eyeball with you so far body are right my cable and internet service bundled together from time warner last month with my bill in its in inserts stating that they were modifying their privacy policy basically states time warner reserves the right to distribute my internet content with or without my consent

from my understanding this could mean being from the searchers i requested from google to the websites i've been to what do we have in this country anymore just venting are i do yet absolutely basically what they ve been doing the entire fucking time since the beginning of the internet is now becoming legal so far you pay out there who always thought like like i love when you watch like those those talk shows and they talk about this staying like we're your your text messaging euro i want to fuck you from behind why that sexy i have no idea what do you think that tremble border i'm not going to judge or like dictator about skype sex and they'll be like why do people do this why would buddy who would never do not always bring a psychologist on right now we have a you see now that they majored in psychology right then they go

there we say the same shit and they'll be just like well it's the anonymity there they they feel anonymous and in that situation they they they they they do things that they normally wouldn't dunwood first of all people it's not anonymous you dumb fox it isn't they just saying it's anonymous they just and if we don't think that their building a file on you saw these fuckin morons whose the life of the straight and narrow get on skype and they stick their job right in the camera you're an idiot you had done you're already done because they did their building robots right now to two fuckin replace all of us and what did you do they're gonna keep some of us get some he's gonna oil their fuckin robot joints what did you do you're stuck he had taken the camera tat your processed it's over it's over you gonna take the drivers test i would even firewood study your fuckin finish

they get process just like those people and that fuckin movie with that guy just died i cannot remember they must enable patrick swayze he wasn't it forced under new america what the fuck was called you come the russians peace in the radiator all that all that hatreds gonna gonna carry you up keeps me warm member that bagley junior was in it no i wasn't a fuckin it was in seoul man was in it and he shot his friend avenge me quite red dot jesus christ brian you're fucking director do you get that meant when would you get where you live panic that brain panic ok you just got it gotta thought it was only me yet we know this people if you watch porn like poured the porn industry is fuckin no one through what the music industry is going through right now we're all of a sudden the shit just became free aright

everybody's fuckin wagon off on the internet thinking nobody's watching what you're fuckin rubbing you shit out to their all watching and they build in a fuckin file you say already giving you noticed why the president keep getting worse and worse and they keep fuck get on their knees and blowing the banks more and more its causes the internet all they got to do is break out their internet file and show him some of this shit that they know that they jerk off too and its flights over it's fucking were you gotta do everything that they gonna say they got exposure then you need to take it to dallas anymore that's old school that kennedy got shot they had it there was an internet he'd still be walk around talk in right now the ribbon at his fuckin library shitless pants get a eulogy fat had ted's fuckin funeral

yeah so that's that's what i'm saying ok you want or if you want to jerk off to some freaky i would say go to a porn store and just deal with the fact that the guy behind the counter is gonna know what you got pay cash walk away it's a done deal but go on the internet and do some of the shit you're doin all you hope now is it you're going to get lost in the shuffle actually you can continue to do what you're doing as long as you never try to effect if you never try to effectively effect change you know what i mean that's that's when they break out your internet file other than that it just goes on a fuckin database but the second you start a movement going you know what dude i'm sick of it in twenty five bucks so my first bag when i get on a plane if you get enough people behind you united well go to time warner be like a rustle johnson yet but his fire what does a jerk was the most fuck that thing is just

that is the end of the movement president fox news will get it and i'll just be turns our russell johnson jerked up to a tragedy of emergent last week persons the guy who's gonna lead us don't get me wrong i don't like back three that fuckin guy she's christ i respect those guys because events in show business i just wish maybe maybe they can admit that their in show business like wrestling for the longest time they couldn't say there was fake but now you know i'm point cannot just say look we don't fake news we we know who's gonna win in the end of this shit horrible aren't what i'm a china we have to have forty fuckin minutes for those you at home i do fifty minutes every week to free fuckin podcast admit it you know like job maybe not like your wife maybe you don't like yourself you need a laugh on a monday i do this for free out of the goodness of my heart see that right i've been a hero every fuckin monday maybe that's what inspired me

you know it takes it away that you tell them i'm an hour mama piece of shit because if i the true fuckin hero i wouldn't told you that story i wouldn't have brought it up on the part it's like a heated and praying and public right now i shouldn't just done some heroic shit and walked away that's when you're bad ass right expire you need only to look at it that's what i should done and i didn't you know because i'm a fucking coward and blown away by the fact that you know bill the czech using what's funny she wade like seventy pounds that's a funny thing but was crazy that's that's mental steroids when you're crazy they can all of a sudden pick you up do the airplane spain like sergeant slaughter data that you to do that here the fuckin cobra clutch outlets rapid broadcast up with the other rated underrated segment and the segment of people send in da stuff that they feel is overrated or underrated they make a list i comment on it and hopefully you hopefully it's hilarious i will tell you what is

can overrated his buying a goddamn chirac rack are you like me are you point where you feed have stop growing new don't throw out you fuckin sneakers and he got fifty eight of them that's shoes and he got boots and all that type of crap i got all that shit and they were filling up my fuckin club my god i gotta get when shoe racks ok but i need one that can hold a bunch of shoes don't look at the picture on the outside of the box because put fuckin doll shoes on those goddamn racks and it looks like you can easily fit three four pairs of breast and then you come home one pair timberlands and a fuckin flip flop and that's a whole level here take it bears its whole fuckin thing annoyed me that's overrated over he's doing that just leave it sneakers on a fuckin floor you know when you go down to fuck it was then say grossman gonna why they that the home depot build your own chirac for a fucking

i'm totally sweating in my own apart me or my me i gotta be sweaty on the pike s economy whose echoes this guy for those people at home i was i remember that coach otto members coach either but it helps the team out vegas some of the tea was like an old elmer fund give em a fuck fuck don zimmer that's what he looked like jesus i was insulting aright one from somebody underrated quincy the show quincy funds and sam alone get all credit forgetting the ladys but quite see got just as much as is any of em it seem like a different check on his on his house every episode he was equally assignment silent assassin the best part of it is that he used the word broad to refer to the ladys those words four times there really were they really were jack clubman is quincy that was like that was the end of an era revenue you re like him when we ve grown up they dictate the casting couch

what guys ran this fuckin business and now look you not funny is it the fifth day if the ladys if they ran it that it it would be it would be better but it isn't it just is on what's the other fuckin direction now you got a bunch of policies on tv afraid of their wives you know ralph cramming used to threaten every week what about that choke as they still showed him a moron but he still physically intimidated you know like larry johnson here that afford ford respect on that show that's all i'm looking for just show a guy in a relationship was get a little bit of fuckin respect i'm going over my time here the less they we're gonna talk about his bad covers i talk last week somebody may j obliged to cover a stairway to heaven and a whole lot of love badly in order me none are not just one of those

where this some some music it's just sacred you know or to you so no matter how talented somebody is you like what the fuck so i was sorry unless really bad cover that i heard that just really just annoyed the shit out of me why she in a gym in somebody had re mixed ah shit did the ring mix of sympathy for the level by the rolling stones you know what i want to go out on a limb i think mic keith and the guy i think they got a right the first fuckin time these i can answer first ball first thing they do is they added the guitar solo ok take he's guitar solo out and then at one point literally dropped out nothing other than mick mick jagger voice then had some new updated like casio drumbeat underneath it it was just sister fuckin costs goddamn song ever her jesus christ bill

how did i not make that forty everley bond with tat i started off with decent i got lost in the middle of it you don't get freaked out of that what if mary j actually buys this fuckin we d like i want to that arrogant space in order was you won't have any brian i cared and the whole fuckin thing went away right but she had last bad cover this here's one from somebody and i know this this this is actually a segment is starting to blow up i just didn't have time to put everybody so don't everybody's bad covers on there i want to read these because you guys really cool up with some great ones this week here's one that he says on this to come the cover song that piss me off the most has to be slash infer geese slash in fergie from the black eyed peas featuring that dude from cyprus hill that they actually redid paradise city and right there i was immediately go on now

a says all their energy and swagger on the of the original everything that made that song a bona fide classic is ruined in this version anyone that really holds up slashes a god and trashes actual can honestly sit there and tell me at this song does more to ruin guns and roses name than the chinese democracy what a horrible infuriating idea please please give this song that's the treatment it deserves on your podcast i got but i am a fucking huge is a big fan of i am of slash like i was right with them slashes snake pit i saw a velvet oliver anything he does i will go fuck it seek i saw your perry project and he showed up and he played with the ban was fuckin awesome i love slash but i can tell you this one i'm not trash slasher because even deniro has made some bad fuckin movies but

here it is you guys wanna hear a little of a player just a little bit of this machine not worry about slash seeing this because we won't have the rights to play this on the dvds he go i think but i really nice podcast this week should appreciate it especially a free park ass from a hero such as myself i just like saying that it so fuckin annoy me what to do i'm a comedian and also mohira i'm a fucking hero as long as they're crazy women and they weigh less than seventy pounds i am right there to do my duty as this is a stand up citizens here does everybody everybody the great weak sexual the podcast and we're gonna close close out with b paradise city to point oh play a little bit of this shit this is slash fergie from the black eye peas in that guy from cyprus help you know that

fuckin trio that we ve all been waiting for for years they finally came together and hears what it sounds like do what the fuck already what the fuck already ready you gonna get maybe they can save it maybe they're gonna save it now oh my god oh my god oh my god don't you ever get like fuckin embarrassed for somebody else what the fuck

you i hate i can't wide wrappers always have to let you know who the fuck is in the building i can read the liner notes we got it slows i know he wrote it the duchess fergie that that it it is clear that one didn't bug me as much as lead zepplin i have to admit like as well when guns and roses when they came out i was like night twenty are you realize that could see myself becoming a loser it sent music that you love when you had hope you know speaking a witch is one for my childhood i hope for a speedy recovery for our breath michael's man seriously man i know a lot of people may may or may not like fuckin poison whatever we getting into the gallery stuck around twenty five fucking years days in the hospital right now so i hope that guy comes out better than fuckin ever that's it see that's what a hero does he brings it around or nice moment that's the audits of podcast for this week

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