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you know i got the email saying that you wanted to beyond here said you know the duff had made a new album a solo album you know anymore to come on and promoted and i gotta tell you you just came up the giant tore you like i'm all tangled up the fuckin wires here i told you this was gonna be a bare bones operation here how did you at the time as i am such a pussy where i go on the road for like a week like whining to my wife gonna miss my kid in everything and i know you guys had breaks in everything beat a two and a half years on the road how do you come out of that and be like you know what i'm i'm ready to work sit down right an album you not like fried well i think i love tee that's two questions

and then i do that a lot yes and so so that the being able to tour like i mean i saw some tours when i was a kid i saw the clash before london calling i saw this like me they were it as eggs exotic has led zepplin bar but they were one of us right and they made that known lungs is no difference between the crowd in the band we're all in this together right there was an early impulse evincing henry rawlins like ghip prepared my purse gig ever was opening for black flag both drawn rays of say or to say as before rawlins ok so when wrongs finally came into black flag there was a lot of talk you got to step up its a bit

position be the singer black flag in my band again there was a different ban but we will open for black flag when henry came in first like five shows my at seeing the sky is superintends still pretty intent skype but this i mean i'm like seventy years old and he's too says jim short on any ice passing this is that sounds i've seen understand of comedy and he just key just like we introduce somebody just like forty five degree angle right out too that might stand takes the

i got an wraps the quarter on his arms disguise geese going it yeah that's what's your seeing that like preparation he did for showed that kind of like that was at the state of my hen does couple things that made me decide to be a life her right i'll have a choice in this any more like but how did you start playing music i don't know i don't have a choice just and then you know so during all these years now to re i'm fifty five you know like you have to really like you have to train like an athlete like do all the things you have to pay your days and in our shows are not sure now in our shows year so three hours of seeing the size of our stage so yeah dear pray running five miles and night with a phaeton but did to get to the writing the songs thing i was in a position you no wonder i didn't realize how much was missing my life and tell we kind of the three of us accidents last myself talked some stuff out and we decided like let's we offer the cartel it's ok maybe we could do this in a nobody else knows about except us three and we talked about those coat things it was hanging there in the air for years in and we the way we approached it with their color chess out and heads up and without esteem and rigour you know and it was so cleansing

going on tourism like well we can go keep we can keep going into all of north america wigan monkey guy and i had this you know right i think at that time were where we were her sing for that that we heard for three months for that tour like six hours a day you know how are you guys the first time you you the first time he counted it off you hadn't played together and that long did it come right back was i mean ride my bike i didn't just going to her so i may spend a month in my taste that's so cause you actually went back and listen to all your own stuff first time probably ever eniac ok you know you i did the pre work

we all did the pre did the young you stumpy older you a few times like what the hell is this no i mean i it's all in my bones muscle memory of course i played a bunch of songs in other bands and what can i wasn't too far out but there was some stuff like a strange i hadn't hadn't like coma like oh wow yeah what

what kind of drugs what we do and to write my but also that weird thing where you ve i've played this song around the world and i dont remember how it goes that's gonna be crazy and it is in your email you play and once you play i fuck around you play but what's on drums a song you times is it's gonna be there your body remembers it so but i had this when during the rehearsal i got sucked into that things i think we all did i was watching lecter started was very simply of a friend of up susan eyes the guy actually says upon the blind date he used a ripe for thrasher he got into politics became campaign managers for people and was john k six campaign manager for that presidential bit and he eat like text make us hey watch my guy chunky sick there was that first debated like twelve republican nominees were to guys we're running and people were that were running and i watched john k second

as a rule centrist has done a lot profiling backstory some watching him and i see this to cut up screaming and shot and staff going down and the girls mass but it got me into the news i start wider at all the news in allies it on i saw you nice are following people on my twitter my twitter i really got to follow cell seahawks the mariners our actual they are like a few up like people that i respect you respect comedians or iraq eyes but i start following all these other things too just don't do it and i went down a rabbit hall and i'm smart enough i read enough history its ali dances have suffered man sober for twenty five years has just read history of total book nerd might at some watson s news eva britt step brianna panels that are all yelling over each other make interesting way to keep people that they know what they're doing appalling like their watchers you know that this must be working cause they're in the business of selling adds i'm smart enough but i'm still down the rabbit whole look in my twitter wake up in the morning and looking at good news first thing in the morning and i get wrapped up in this whole thing

divide vectors of divide outer wall i mean i've been travellers country for a long time now i didn't know as there were whereby by isn't in a way okay so it isn't it's it's you watch it on tv and it gets that's why i stopped knowing i was ever the most inform guy but i stopped watching it when it just the way was spending it in which as he can the same is why don't watch those real housewife shows is i don't watch with new bunch people scream yeah and each other i grew up with that and each you start its effects like my mood

and then i also think it's all bullshit anyway so i don't watch it so you want to upset you went down that rapid hole you started yeah i went down the radical i mean and i knew i was going down around at home and so they're out one point embryo hersel like we would talk about a rehearsal is one point i just right before right when we started playing this could challenge and we went to mexico city and then we went back to the states turned off the noose before all stopped just stop stop having yahoo is my home

screen cause that used to be because it gets sports pretty quick reason jago should i failing pie important stuff the important stuff i i've muted everything my twitter except for the sea ox and the mariners and i've done this for the last since against this have been silver i read about us history and i go to the places i read about most all plan and in this the stadium two hour so we have a kind of a day and a half off every city or three have travelled days boston inst so i would plan my travel by bus like ok dc to atlanta what's in between monticello let's go that's cool the bus driver of a room there i'm gonna myself a little bighorn that's between minneapolis in denver water or one museums in kansas city i want to go on to the air boat with the guy in the louisiana nancy alligators i do this stuff every day off and what happens when you do these things these activities you talk to me

my aunt oftentimes i gotta monticello between dc in atlanta guns arouses pain nowhere near there so i can go in undetected girl a little big you can't people it has inadequacy back into soon unexpected ye ll feel about wool duff you know but it's not like what i kind of tried and not go to the place in cities and playing if i can help it might sometimes like when i saw you in paris i just came from normandy i did a whole i've been there how crazy i went down there the next day in the morning i drove a van down because it s only rented a suspect stupid van and went down there and i got lost or did bank but i made it there i made it i just couldn't get back to my hotel i couldn't find it georgius walked because yourself i went i smoke to sing sound a bit beach in the morning and i couldn't believe how moving it was and we took this incredible tour with three further based

the creators yeah and in the guy the sky from scotland and he took us all into we did it audit powers yeah i had this bunker were i guess hitler gotten gaster something i saw people get guests in the second world war one like when they went before they that whole let's not right you know the poisonous gas issued a people right so he had showers installed in case any of the troops got enough they use gas so that was a very distinguished sech a while back i actually cared about something write about it i don't think i saw that yeah rang the bell with it was one of the german bunkers and there was like brothers you walked in there was a little like a shower thing that like i guess if if whatever they spray youtube hosted off you i mean

ironic that you are concerned about that consider yeah i could see that that that that like going oh oh yeah ok here's looking for somebody yeah other than himself you sorry anyway but i am going all these places and talking to people and i'm in of thinking this is big divide in red states a blue states and make a joke out this by travel from state to state our notice a red one or right it's all the same and it was this has been the same since i've been traveling since eighty pencroft bans eighty two and eighty three throughout all of this travelling travelled the whole time and raised we raise our daughters her now eighteen twenty one to be world citizens because that's what we all fucking are let's face it i'm an american and proud american i make no bones about that i'm super proud of the american my dad forward to you know my past grubbing depression to my brothers in vietnam we what is amazing i've got seven siblings amid the variety in our family is studying in only two things i got to see because i had this super cool mom martin luther king march when he died analogies

epic things that i wish i was older when i did i'm my butt travelling the american first and talking to people is to buy outs another selling tool for the news and its politics dude you read enough to know better like air down stood labour i bought it like the guy in the euro

he's gonna get you note once people you think we're on the other you know i mean she was alligators like marshmallows who knew mine he gonna one thing he commented he's been doing for forty five years because the marshes are disappearing what do you mean they are disappearing and like i used to people go through this channel right here we can as you see we gotta turn round ago and our whole trip was this like circle navigating all passees to go on because like nine hundred cubic yards per thirty minutes or something like them you gimme some staff so you find out more about your country and what i found out that the thing that it be getting back together with the ban in those guys in us cut a talking through things are getting on his back to the place where were friends and were able to go out like since kicks him ass an i e we ve ever phone it in men s back

to that we then that brotherhood and give me like this it's electoral sobriety are whenever clarity to god just i was relaxed talk to people put things together and i started writing why you out on the road bs are writing i thought maybe he's gonna write a book but i was reading hillbilly algae by jedi bands was out there red second a horse view from five or country aurettes but that is the great books nobody should read them that were shed for another book out of like my observations that too much information to many observations and i've wanted to do like a really as sidebar to this for the last twenty something as i've wanted to iraq is really toned down like mark land again johnny thunders acoustic have of record and i just didn't really have the time or the of the intention to do my record like tat a gas and i was writing all of these words like chapter beginnings basically and i carry christa qatar loretta with me always and in a rare moment that i was in a hotel room i was looking at my kid peter skype like you have yours out at my computer my qatar in my lap strong strumming a major and beat minor seven court was reading the words too

it's not too late or turn out some everybody's lying near highness intruder booze trying to pursue the abuse and up the whole idea of like maybe i'll make that that austere record now vile and get these ideas across i gotta you said a lot of things that be the like poor people speck say like on this album a you know you kind of talking about everything for soul the sound of it gave a very said this to you if i said this down on the on the park has represented the driveways you came up like foresaw the sound of it is is complete departure from anything that are hard to do in a great way it's a record that i kind of felt like i want to go for a drive when i was listening to it in iran did me up like it's kind of got that time was vibe to it which is what like and what you're talking about talk about everything but the drug epidemic homelessness

there's a great line and there were you say a go for a walk and find my better man or something like that which is literally something i've been doing just trying to deal with the you know the big demon family trees like rage issues when just how that way air where's on people yeah just where's on people and shit so i just for one listened to this really connected with this stuff in its it's kind of the stuff that abacha saint as far as like this is simply going after you a caitlin jenner joke and meanwhile you out there talking to some guy trying to go through a martian you seen a nine hundred some yards square footage of whatever is done appearing every day and every once in a while you see some anorexic look and polar bear and you like i think this is the priority and the guy everybody screamin and yelling each other about just complete nonsense and then when you go on the road red stay blue state this country that

three i just fine everybody's just walking around you know their cool they want to make sure they are money for food they want to find love it's really basic is pretty bad when you put on tv as everybody just screamin acting the world is ending because of these other fuckin issues in its like now this is the real shit that's happening over here and that at up i don't know it's that i call it the support the troops like zalm mode they got everybody in which i just love that expression support the troops like why wouldn't you can also it's like you support the troops is only one answer yes that's like day ago but it's just like a bill with his all this other shit attached to it and then that supporting troops makes it look you can't question where you send them how long there how their treated when they come back making money reasons why you go over them the second i found once that kind of took hold

any sort of intelligence discussion went from just support the troops america and if you said i think the other way it's like all yours socialists get the fuck out of here his is the truth of of that president's kings queens war makers have never made a changed its impact of our lives the people that make the change to the good are us right my friend how do you figure because worlds or too seems like there was definitely you now obviously that had to happen i mean that we're gonna fuckin what but

going down and they had to be stopped so it's at some point like i'm not saying all war is but do you feel that you feel that way i was getting to appoint activists like supporter troops a friend of mine in us helping each other like that i'd like to slogans support your troops you know that my friend is amount clarice guys it was biker guy got a really bad accident back as in a cage is put to chop it up and he decides to climb everest goes through this howling and is personal how they guessed to every state crimes and he's coming back for ever think it's on a plane from india to germany to mannheim and a kid get on the plane skin back from outcast arrogance leg blown up went to walter reed and in emergency here you know and my buddy temps disguise kids at airports guys talk in the guy he's got a kind of a temporary prosthetic leg and tim's talk at him he's got a cage round his back

buddy tim and what's hanging on by like just some clue and stuff i unease talkative kids veteran marine kit kit dad why won't you that's the thing when you meet in a case like what are you gonna do maybe i sit on my mom's couchant either i dont know what to do you know systems like you want to climb amount annie started one guy but one guy got a bunch of us involved and we must help train these guys you know what i've done right my bread tim now's got better veterans up all seven eyes mountains in the world like le armless one guy missing two legs they did kilimanjaro two legs missing so yet these little climbing process expert teams figured it all out like ours and edit created this whole now network of these guys who find those hopeless guys who just got back my out and they give him into this this climate

club michaela gay but that's how you support your troops you follow the lead of a friendly like a guy like my printer in i mean you should just say that on twitter now and on your gun like saw her i did you hear that he was a little american flag mogi then you you ve done your heart of puts perspective on the deck that social media set of herbert trips like thames just doing it like an turn people this is in hollywood in japan and it happened and doing raising money in these crimes are cheapen and coming to help train these guys and that's that's how you do it that's the america i know not the one i see on the news not one i see and social india you know what he's the amabel like when i first like out with you hung out with you to fix them gloomy way one you tell a great street joke you do

die yard you had me laugh and in the set up because it moose something some jochen some guy your hotel and then you just i could see off the top he had you decided to pick a hotel and you said this whole tone you described the architecture is as an aside you already had me laughing and then secondly we would somehow talking about all that and fashion that women were into remember that analysis like i remember as a kid like i'd never heard of louis baton unknown in if you wanted to get it you'll be there little fashioner did you have to go like new york city like fifth avenue i would think again or maybe had to go to paris i had no idea seattle they pride in having now and now it's like i was doing some tore through the deep south and i've i was in somewhere alabama and they had a fuckin mall and there was this same bags you saw like in paris and i was like just i know you're smart with money and shit it's just like people

regular people going out and buying like spending money on i'd like that this again is that change dude yeah the early was i why about when that came out of my wife's watch in all her friends they talk about shoes like manoel blonde excellent but is that your shoe jimmy chow shoes and bad yes that's where the whole culture changed for american like purchasing get you a kills me is spent like always joke i spent like fifteen twenty years in the back of the plane someday by the way i'm gonna buy fuckin headphone poured longing but i can tell you acting as chances for that bill bird i gotta guitar soon enough radio shack they'll have anymore i know i do sovereign right down the street i didn't go but i literally just fell a saint who talked about the dinner table

my friend now i live very lazy rearmament down the street for me in his wife eleven department is become really good presence next door neighbor guileless by himself because they ve been prince ring present pass a year and a half and my friend it with his wife he was watching tv last night and its living room and get a text from its next door neighbor amen i'm really sorry i guess beyond us up in a big bang in your wife for the last two months but it but it's over upstart so my friend put down his phone who another guy gun shot his wife and came back and sat on the surface at pledges to cod and is found us as is his friend next target like oh sight met wifi goddamn audits and always trying to guess what that was gonna give you can cut that out of you

come on man you listen to me play drums i can listen to telephone joke private what struck me when i met you i always liked this guy like that remind that's like something a comedian does like looks as something just how you you put it together in like liquor with music but like i will when you say that to me i was i was actually thinking back why didn't i think of that because that would be a killer bit and because it always black i was sent on imam i thought i was i spent like fifteen years in the back of the plaintiff work in my way up you know i was it the blast row in trying to get the exit row poor man's first class reimer that's actually sometimes can do satisfies better and then getting finally getting up to the front so now i go miller work impassive proves that these people are these people do beyond like the phone or they be writing shit their banks and stuff yeah and

for years you still writing in the back all they do in the front of the plane is just treat you like a human being to give you that's all it is they just give you a seat that actually fits a human being they'll come by frequently and ask if you want water of food is opposed to jam and you in the back so what is struck me over is the amount of people that i've seen that will come on the plane you know when you just you know of a community just i'm always like looking to people suffer losses of income of the lieutenant bag my gloves press is probably sit next to me and you want to go into the back of the plane and he just start thinking like priorities like as far as like i guess the bag maybe that is worth more you could sell it i'm just thinking like why the fuck it's like the personal buys the flashy before they buy a house and they still like renting and i think that like beyond since sex in the city that now the whole like social media where everybody is is there

doing their own like almost like new cycle spend of of the crash in it you hold the key rob see look like thirty percent better looking you got this money and you just live in my and all you do is you taking snapshots of the coolest parts of your month not the one where you're fuckin crying during a break up or are you lost your job none of that shit is on there so it just cause makes you feel like everybody is leaving you behind

you need all this stuff and i think we're still learning how like it's funny again back to my girls eighteen and twenty one so we had to erase it kid right yeah i'm a rookie year two and a half years cases our kids got to say seven and ten when social media was just starting their like be a thing and so now you gotta raise your kids to this social media they too how did you do that by the way we had to figure it out and crushing blow you know just school gonna like bali like social media bullying school like ok girls yellows not realistic they would never send it to your face you get it in it but but whereas i lost you to sell them if they would be gettin bullied on social media from some school my leg i different group of girls or something you know and so you have to girls criers something will happen like that you have to talk to my with ever say that to your face now ok sega

get this as a kind of a pussies way out in so how does it work the next day at school you think they said all that shit you don't confront them like i don't know how it works with kids today the air if you'll figure it out but i think what's happened i get started off for the boiling and then and then these kids became smarter there also where what's going on outside as well you know they know that school shootings way more real to them than than us is happening is could happen at school to that right right there where things are much more visceral there there in it there are social media genius as more than us with weak pablo dumb shit like girl you can't say that that day it's been part of them said other dead weeding out weeding out another starting to take the piss way more than we can then waste modern social media that we are in fact the instant life the instagram life your pie seemed that's more like twenty five and above the pupil at their instagram life is fabulous right you know the kids young this is my observation right take you for what you will now i'm listening to this clear something that worries me because i think now like my daughter's in their friends boys and girls like we know all of their friends very well we were like the house it's it's called come hang up nanda that's really astounding kids in and they're taking place right now and there the kind of sickness silently she see emma gonzales ever speak the at parkland like though those kids who spoke like through this thing and then we're smarter than you you know that is kind of this new generation it's comin up it's not just immigrants alice and partly kids who stood up is it ok hold on

we do have some say in here goes blown away by their intellect in like ok it's everybody's smiles that eighteen bring good hands in the kids i observed are just like that in there just kind of waiting like them now eighteen taking up what are you gonna do that we're going to take over you know that any answers like every generation think that my my promises i feel like they're like their hands are like bound you don't owe me by the time you get to a certain level as a cup of a politician like that is the way the money is set up like they are thirty all all of these peoples favours and this though i also don't get why words haiti want clean drinking water and everybody goes yes and then they they to attach all this other shit to it i d

i don't understand why can the thing that were saying yes to just be the thing that you're doing because i think we have to do not the politicians as has always been that way we have to do like my friend tim is mount climate these we have yeah vat makes sense to but being able to light or sought their saying they gonna take over by doing shit like that they were young listening that's the only way i think to make change is is you have started and do it at a small level but i feel like everyone trump we became president he said something like you know come in here and i'm gonna drain the swamp and i just laughed when i heard than is like and what do you think they gonna do just sit there it would be like well i guess he goddess it's like no he's gonna work with you if you're saying you're gonna go in here and you're gonna u can expose all like political corruption get at that level is just so waldorf

i don't know i just kind of got back from europe in i just felt a weird vibe when i was over there and i forget what country i was in i was just like are you guys start this shit up again and catholic weird laugh and assuming a backward yeah like just a vice over there was it's not the place i went to for the first time ten years ago were now it's just becoming like like look like fuckin paris me jesus christ it's like there's a fuckin so a marsh pit over there every other day like something crazy like the yellow best protestors the more than words thing and one went to sweden those these other people protesting out just like what's going on here and i talk to a cop people there who muslim religious like air racism is kind of like that's the way it is in the united states we have such a long history of it so people really like overt with it over here and just at or not

i don't wanna like tell you what what i saw a cause your album i thought owners and really positive and i don't want to my awful worldview went through but i kind of came away from it with the positive of just look i'm just gonna try to be a better person trotted

who with the people that are in my life and just trying to be a dick has other than that the stuff is so big an overwhelming i mean i think what you just said it that's the answer you know i too have travelled to the european countries that have gone to says chip man before the wallet down many years before the wall and then the wall going down and then in the opening up of attack czechoslovakia became the czech republic and brian sing like all of this that i remember port part perestroika and enough the opening up of the ussr and after that glasnost and perestroika and then the law going down and then seeing those countries themselves chase italy in czech republic and what's what's going up there now you get rough were super stoked another kind of another vibe gone yet another five talk to people why is it always up this i think you know i read so much history so the cycles men like in n we ve gone to we're going to a psycho right now there's i'm what i've learned from reading some of history is again men the politicians american politicians european parties they don't change they run to get its office and you're right there's something favours to be repaid in that point and dipped in a man of the people a woman of the people that this shit ship stem cell by that point and it's always been like the people there may change urban just in really small little ways thereby small little ways and that's that

positivity that we pick up from other people you gotta can bring local and your own neighborhood enough you got yourself huge problems like i always wanted like i was in a thicket like with evan everybody stop watching the news then how would we behave in its like well before television there was still all kinds of brutality what's there may be like what then how did they get their view out there it seems back then what they will do as they would send people out to get slaughtered so that they can just be like do you see what happened like sort of like with the native americans where they would just make these treaties ok we're just gonna go to hear and then they tell people this free land beyond here and they d day tell him something than they would go out get slaughtered and then to go get a revenge which was really them just using people to go

fight the native americans and then just take more the land i don't know i have this odd sort of like i don't know i don't know where i am now the world ballistic it's a little bit but i'm also like super positive locally like i just kind of like just purse and a person is real positive experience for me but that is why i dont like when you use does school shootings in all its episode i stop watching those because what i hate about it is i don't want to know that fuckin person's name and i feel like the same way somebody watches you in a band make some want to being a band i feel like who'll shootings are like that's like keeping up with the car dashings facade goes and then they want to watch and all those women who young girls who aspire to be like a car dashi in an all glamorous psycho

watch that i'd go like all that's that's what i wanted to i dont is grew theo uneasy you said you know i don't hear that a lot thank you i should get a lab pushed back yet this shit i say you know i mean

got involved in a few things because that but i brought these when it votes gonna be a book and there's gonna be a social action about now that's a record miss out social action involved might its small things like i got about homelessness in seattle super gnarly super visible like an ally because street camping is legal or be camping is legal you can have for grams under of heroin and not get arrested so they tried this social experiment that's not really working its makes promises very visible there and i had a brother law that went through he was my eldest brother lie he ended up homeless honesty and when as in paragraph bands and i would see him down town when there are other sketchy data programme clubs and stuff is my brother men in disguise go help raise me when my dad laughed like my brother

dexter buzz taught me how to run spread do others catch of football another step and now i'm seeing him i'm seventeen years old ins iser yellow jaundice and alcoholism and nineteen eighty one and eighty two and ran down like help each other up dexter out like ah how do you help somebody out in that situation i mean like my friend had a programme coburg my brother in law texture like make some money sweeping up her whenever that's how you help

like it but he ended but he was receptive to it dexter yeah yeah yeah and he happen one time i was downtown and i got surrounded by a group of these deals for homeless street and suddenly like out of nowhere like leader kyle launch my brother latin there comes decks drop out of the stairs and like he night and i thought i was gonna get the shit out of me or worse you know in agenda so ye be look out after me to welcome my brother loss i was he was twenty seven years my senior right what is the age difference in you said one twentieth theo you the baby yap some thirty five eldest brother so far is that right while to his work by buzz buzz assessors were born during world war two at the argo because i was present i was written in a party excerpt of your book

say in how you know when you like in high school i to your brothers were in vietnam in australia wait a minute what is what is what does this the spread yet although what how old were you when they like your brother's went away and how long i have to warn how long were they away at war wasn't born yet will my first one went off also he was their rough wherever the took over from france right right ok so like sixty three sixty four maybe i'll just born so you whenever fur

you know so he went in writing eighteen year because our somebody brothers in our family the together beginning the vietnam war there was sort of like still this kind of well adieu my do my bit this till my brothers and we'll get drafted anyhow right i'll be able to choose where i go right if i if i sign up right dad had signed up for work to so that was our grandfathers war one so there was this kind of thing like ok that's what you do mice second brother ass the second those brother mark did dissenting signed up

i can't get it out in the navy or somethin any date they put him in the army he was in use in the shed he never talked about ever in his life we had to work i thought if you unlisted you got to choose yeah i think he thought i was able to choose i think they needed more people in them in the army and they can adjust put em someplace and so used building like ford forward i know he was building like those forward arm positions you know and then had to hold it down and tells they could fill it we did that for a couple years he got his gee i bell used it but suppose a math genius pocket hanford and that boeing in never talk about his experience in the more he just out of cancer couple years ago you did i ever for recovery has any wasn't vietnam for a couple years

and the doktor sooner cannot put saw the larger you know but hanford also nuclear yeah i'm not a bright guy he's efforts and nuclear you need to do that a lot during this park hampers a nuclear kansas is estate and but where is any out there so my brother died downtown seattle my brother dexter gospel mission was this place work that he used the services when my sister there was married to him she also died just a couple years ago isis duff yet so all she wanted all of her she died suddenly so we see in her well like all every donations or whatever goes unit gas mission the cap health check out displacement brother law and i'm a cistern and seen homelessness and i do a trip down there to your gospel mission i've seen it scary said things they talk about the song like i'm not going near there but i went in and first i went with

my wife and she just to adjust to the new thing so well dressed up and like i wanna go make war looking put you know like you know here let me look really you live really endorses like when you don't hear ye hamburg which you know we traveled so we do see a lot and win we travels watch and see the things we see you grow a layer of empathy i guess like you not afraid to go someplace is because you understand people are pretty much cool everywhere you go even yet scary homeless guidance yelling you know if you read ellen saxon the centre cannot hold your understand more about schizophrenia like the cosmos screaming at you he's screaming at some thing that doesn't know

went to israel for the first time i thought i was gonna be everybody just shoot guns at each other areas is still in jail and was go there so that now staying people protest and they were they would civil the health as alice the sleigh ride on the monitoring seizings beautiful this is not how i pictured because whenever they show it it's after something horrible happened or they it's like they dont even talk about it over here until something happens european people i've noticed you ve tellier are terrified to come to you ass because what they see as this

guns in the shooting and that's all they think well well i'm not there at all it's it's whatever you perceive something else to be right so so we wanted to gas emission they said you wanna we're gonna run right now run with that we're gonna go into the jungle which is arguably the worst almost encampment in america i would think it they called it the jungle it wasn't there be some i've been there for a long time that these guys have amnesia empty out part of it cops all go in there the city getting on with the cops to consummate we're not going to say so but these guys from eu gospel mission who have lived in the jungle now into rehab and now run the gospel mission we lived here and they tell me my point all of this day of the week i start asking how people get here how do people get that tape industry out of people get the jungle like living in the bushes like anita freeway like what you know to eighty five percent dragging out

dixon ok cannon figure but there's a number of good thanks but like what but i was you know i mean my fear of living on the street even drama addiction alcohol use that kept me off the street at work like nine times is yet to be outraged evade the rat riah nine times a year but that did you have a abuse is a kid i'm like no yet as you can go to foster care now did you get abuse multiple times no i didn't none of that is that eighty five percent number of drugs alcohol coincides almost directly with the amount of child abuse that these and the guy i'm talkin to ours has now happened to me after my brother happened this guy right here states it next as bad and and we got stuck in the cycle

dad it took me fifty years of my life to finally get out of it no had no means as heading has also that did like that there's a talent up bennington gestures wife since since his untimely patsy got have to have the same the five size five sites to recognise something's wrong and and this starts where young this five sides i think the five signs should be put in like school a yes right like because we yet never going to see how much school there was the guy that whether it s a little rape you know

i can tell you how to meet a guy says he's gonna grow up and not can be cool czech citizens go a little raby geisler guitar like a young age like we knew there were some work as weird year weird that's all you have was weird you just killed his family's cat you know you're staying away from that guy you know this their sides nosey and kit and if we had like and this starts one percent like to lend it started i'm into it i'm have a propeller

thing with my record that you can get involved economic tee shirts from my tour that five size on the back of it consequently i dont something pie i do is come on pakistan bitch about shit you're actually do something about it i commend debated fans evolved and like if we can just like one person at a time you know it's doesn't start with you no sir you hear about it i get a radicalized on facebook and it was because he shoots up some place but sure what loud that gotta get radicalized on some don't i swear you said there about the jungle right that china everybody is gonna get me shit for not bringing up your song that i'm not gonna do what they had assign said no trespass they have at last wishes great it's no trespassing side when somebody back in the day eighties laid eighties spray period like gang ready welcome to the jungle now was assigned to get into the jungle where they have i took a picture but

observe like how that if i was to drive by that now having not talk to you my first thought would be ill i wanted i gotta get the fuck out you're not saying it still would be obvious afraid but i would not now seeing those people is like that some that's those are hurt kids grown up which humanism as opposed to looking at it like because i ve asked we like i see a lot of almost report here an ally in this thing where you like i definitely you knows much assholes i am i am sympathetic and i do want to try to help out but it's just how to go in an approach without getting fucked up like i would just went by a drugstore the other day and this actually i almost said somebody this kid there was a guy clearly so many people have just like like mental problems right now right and this guy was just like he was to go on some you know skits

frantic fuckin riff about something about habits or something and in the way he was moving it freaked me out in this younger kit up in its but we both kind of her what he was saying which was comical on a baseline if he wasn't living life he was living but then i saw the younger kids starts smiling and they takes his phone out to film and i'm looking at like through this is like because they shut down until hospitals is now gonna become your content for your instagram page and i almost said something to him but then there was just like i haven't i watch shit like that on youth now i'm kind of a hypocrite because i remember one bum fights first came out number that pay bombs to beat the shit out of each other and i was the age i was that i was way too old to find that funny but i was also still trying to find my voice as a comedian

and there was a whole thing amongst comics where like you know you you got it like you can't be softy everything gotta be funny so i watch centre the same level so i just i closest like i would not be apparent to this twenty something you're old i feel like a fuckin hypocrite i did say anything but my problem is as i always go to anger and what it should as went to was more like a mantilla disguises his life is hard enough

don't need a blog i should again like that is my default emotion would be like you know hey fuck head it out this guy you know i would you know and who listens after hey fuck it who listens to you my friend s locomotives views make fellow american yeah i read this it is talking about the guy yelling himself in amerika gone forever bell i gotta tell ya like there's levity in this and in there's hope like in the record that that's what i liked the there is but i read i read a lot in this this book i brought it up

the centre cannot hold was written by this woman she's hurley the head of school psychology at usc fever with her the schools big school i have them when they went championships and solomon s staff but she'll she gets back answer he wrote this book she did admit it too she would lead this like caught solo life until she was just gets a frantic and wrote a book was it a mate she's very obviously joke there is it was an uneven seas to suit g brilliant but to start her story you know she's sheep should get scholarships to cambridge and the airlock analogous meanwhile going off on this schizophrenia tirades of like i've killed a million people and a million people killed me i've been killed a million dies and their friends that and then they would guy what what's going on

i was joking but this star is able to contain it like dash you went to a hospital in england for a year the but over there the professor recognize what was going on she's brilliant no she's brilliant put her in this place they don't change down in the metal possible in these velcro did ass she had it her stories she's read the book but i wanted to table her beginnings of that like shooting she's nine or ten choice that was a man outside door at night and she said well what what nine or ten year old kid doesn't count think that bulgaria and she's like fifteen sixteen mocking from high school the houses would talk to her everybody else seems to be handling it well

right the house's must be talking to everybody there talking to me but i'm looking at other kids on the streets or not freaking out on it soldiers i won't either told a dead end at rest in progress to wear shoes on the roof of that dell nobody had been added to the outer door graduate screaming and blacked out like screaming map killed a million people

had been killed a million times and i was gonna ass though she doesn't remember saying that some of it she does she does very real bury risk we have these most were suddenly it all came to our like i've killed but she wouldn't she also rights in that i would never armed anybody that's what's so misunderstood like schizophrenia means of a million different things with they put a label on sort of one thing just gotta get a group but i read this book all the way to its end she's now sixty may be herb something she had school psychology at usc and i drove past a guy on sunset and by his on the corner screaming insanity topless lungs like the guy you signed several important lower was a semi at empathy for i understood it alot more and i think i m radiant educating yourself if you're interested in your fellow man and aids is not interested in how we ve gotten

here and what's in the future and cycles of things i just realized so interesting and like even the current administration is don't bother because it just passes you know we gotta europe instead we see how administrations affect other countries if they think about us enough there was i mean when travelling through a few war as you know i don't travel the way you like i've i do little quick little runs you guys we're going like their yeah where we ve been travelling there and in staying in europe it would go there and state how did you like was when you guys were always blows my mind i addressed like when you get to a certain level you can afford a business manager who can handle your mail in your bills and all that shit when you will come on when you just torn around a van okay and this taxes

we paid in these on capital and the like somebody like money so like you guys

it's just a sheer see you basically however long if law as an yard you you know like i always i would had such as my pants group in any depression so i grew up with depression ear of values like we hear these horror stories and depression i'm never there was one time i was a ten years old i was on a programme to her i was starving literally shaking starving and a guy said you go down to the ad hoc jobs is cooks are paid taxes done construction i've done every kind of job there was this tour i to stop for two weeks my construction job and go on to her i don't have any money at apartment my paid this the pat sacks you pay pad of europe they took it out you pay check here but i'm a starving penniless and starving in san francisco and they said you didn't go down to the emergency food stamps

but i was so hungry i didn't have a choice i wasn't going to fucking panhandle i was didn't habit i dont there's no safety net in my family you know like you can't weapon a mom i'm recent cash my mom did so i went to this line and it i'd make it happen for reason and went to the welfare line and eating at eighty dollars and mercy footsteps and it was women with babies respect and as me i'm able bodied you know a ten year old bumps fuckin starving man but in an even for a three day see it out i just needed something to eat so way then i got up i went into a store and i bought

a bunch of play a loaf of bread and bologna its and cheese i still say still like seventy dollars foods they gave every five bucks left yes i guess i guess who stand to to a woman habits in the store you want these never that experience like i'm never going to be homeless i'm never gonna be homeless like dad i paid that back that ten bucks hacker from the welfare a million times i overpaying i may and the taxes and everything but how did you know later on when i started making money in stuff like i am getting mail so you have to have an address for that they have right so what am i gonna buddy money comedian he actually he so living out in the woods he tried to leave we see if he could stop getting male oh and just like you that's the level that he wants to just not be involved

and they were like now you have to you have to have a mailing address escaped we're we kind of have to know where you are just in case you do do some crazy shit we know where to start looking for you i guess i went down that you know like ten years ago i got a little a conspiracy theory and shit knows by unlike fuckin powders no it's a highway ended up learning how to fly helicopter because it gets so fuckin scared a living out here like what happens when the dollar collapses in the shit it's the fan the fuck do you get it takes like nine hours to get out of here even when it works in up and was the only way i'd never took into consideration how expensive a fuckin helicopter wasn't it can't landing were saved to let you know if i want yeah that's no easy thing to do it in its no flying it's not hard it's all this shit you need to know seed on fuck up when you're up there that's it's that the ground school is is is the hard part but like you know i mean if you can drive a stick shift you know it's like forest

the cliffs at once isn't it known renate it's it's does this up and down here is way you wanna go movies in areas like the emergency brake these things him but if you want to go up you go like you is there a chance you do if you want to go down to go like that he just went down and then the cyclic the stick between your legs you just gotta get whatever we want to go with the stairwell and then comply look after now you show me how to do that basically all your ever helicopter then he d your petals i can't keep your ass you knows where you want it to be of its very it putting it altogether is a little bit you had bobby you stomach but you know i won you know you play base can be singing like an idiot well they call that like polly rhythmic that kind of thing yeah words like i always wondered how the guy's play can play it are in sing where it's like the phrasing

differences was things stop yeah yeah youtube that takes a lot of practice yes but that is way locking harder that is way fucking harder than the helicopter helicopters more the fear like am i gonna fuckin kill myself indeed you you don't think that plane base singing when i think really hammered i wanted us the best idea was my friend talking me out of it this is like ninety one height of my draken eighty two i'm will learn out get i'm getting a helicopter i felt sick not a good idea man we got them like arrowhead big big terminology ten minutes man talk traffic apply not a good idea what was your drink a choice you got like eighteen guns you think the male man's gonna

what are you gonna get a day s paranoid and what was your drink a choice i'd everything what do you got rid of choice was just straight back slovakia i was i quit drinking last november i still have some bottles of booze every does their high and shit i'm not throw animals are not given him away that i just keep would special friends come via whatever but i i i they i was a whiskey bourbon guy gap and to yeah i and i started buying the high and stuff so then you don't think you're you're kind of a drunk you just think yoga connoisseur i but i'm more of a i'm just a bench striker cause i went to a couple a meetings and like this fuckin stories there i was just like my job is on the ground and they like building you want to share is like a fuckin

although this here think of it as a bit like that i don't have any like every night come all my wife yells it may come to bed and i for i fall asleep a wake up and sports centres on me that's both bad is it got i was just doing too much i just got kind of learned like i keep since my park ask as i hope you know for some people i think like me and you can kind of i kind of like if if a dock saw much hours drinking would say you're an alcoholic in its it's kind of a lot of people to realise that just thirty pounds overweight could sit near you it is in there too but like if you're about my size five nine five ten the authority i await your obese people they go peace is like you know you fuckin pfizer urban together new wherein re on slacks and nobody wants to ban you righteous just like now it's it's just thirty pounds and i learned that my body whose about i size and he went up to about ninety five and he went in for a physical and the guy like look i'm not gonna write yup but just to let you know you five

over any was just like right me up for what it was like a being obese and like it blew his mind whom i i too but not as much as him because he was actually being called obese but i just saw thing on each side do wash data was local morning news in seattle right and hear another ok there's accessed or social psychological stuff right you don't get the pic witness station i watched the just as local soft i want the weather maybe a little story about something some old lady jars around germany and make whatever the rescued dog a button story on the news this morning talk about be city in a month rear admiral somebody came out and said ah a majority of mc american kids wouldn't qualify for the military

because obesity mental as you have said what why i rewound sweated that's right and he went out to set out their went on bail do like regular jobs or college was over its if you might have things that about busy after looking that more i dont you would you also target like physical i saw nothing about like some school between here and like san diego like way back in the day that i came over if they came up with the president's visit physical thing it advocates yes a kid like they probably don't do this now because it makes kids feel bad about themselves but they used to be the so called that that the president's physical fit tat you are to be able to a certain amount of pushups in a minute set ups and the one that blew my mind was a pull up because i had never done up and if you ve never done a pull up you can barely doing because you'd never use those muscles right like for someone

shut up i guess he's your pic and stuff up a new using your vice i think you did not pass one of em i'll be ok rights overs polyp wazir weakness or push you think you could not pass one member doing that every year as a kid thirty thirty set ups in a minute i've been doing polyps ever since intaglio till i fucked up my shoulder and i have been the last two years item of a bet with my body toward a box when i'm seventy i'll be able to do ten of them in right after i made the bet my wife's show me some one of her cross fit fuckin exercises and i was trying to do it i just felt this pension had this

rotate accomplish now so now i don't know i don't know what i'm gonna do here some i'm taken a few months off yes as little says little stabbing this tunnel pitch now i'm thirty five i'll get or pinch where when i was thirty seven just be able page just like that little page i think i just bulge my disk bill for our five degrees you're you gotta get like a general misuse that's signs of finding some hook me up with somebody i decided nerve issue and she liked my bike was in my left leg that was fucked up and she just sat there listening to me for like a half hour asking me questions and i was going like the fuck are we doing here because all right let's go and then she took me back my left leg was feeling pain she started with my right shoulder and i was thinking all right either she doesn't know what she's doing or she's at some jedi level and it turned out fortunately was still the jedi level

i just through all years airplanes sports it was fucked because that when the the pain take you back to when i give us agates and paste these houses i ll get like bruce ah me my wife be like what happened and i think i don't know and what i do is i push on it in her oh yeah yeah i was walking through back to the door it's fucking weird so she do you know what my leg it was like the history my life let go my brothers get me charlie horses i used to play pick poppy and not wearing gear right fell on my can legged she went all away like it took like three months to like coming relived your life in that the painful moment there was great no no no this is three months three months have slowly she was like three levels are you must we're on the surface and then i was cited got to the men but every time she would start a new layer like you and i'm sorry i was coming up off the table and she's like you mean first gimme numbers and i was like every like i asked six and she goes where your irish there's probably an eight

guy's gonna fuckin communicate like painters shit like that so do we ve taught farmers second our way of any been talked about like the over an hour jesus christ how great the

but what's the name of the opposite tenderness is called tetanus tenderness in it oh i wrote decide we did begin with as i wrote the songs on on the road a during this tour up all my observations were going down again i was at peace with like up my own ban maids and and brothers really and i was able to observe i got them to think board for that being that being in place in and my wife of course him and make my kids go up until i grew strong young women i wasn't working so much about but i take your kid at school and this in that it now she's really observing a living life being adults view you saw us as travelling just like my wife had come with me like we're give and we're not worrying about the kids at home we're like got this next level and kids

their cool work at a glutton together and see staff in and have some fun and and i was able to go and talked with just a ton of people not only to how did you put hide you put together whose whose sink who sings honest i did that's your voice yeah what yes i had a i've been saying for a long time this is the first i'm saying like in a lower register but that's i wrote the songs you got an ally showed i gotta see thy normanby i'm i got an act a gig in new york the summer heard are you gonna tell me my wife instruct meat is to set up something which you guys than the first hu i said are you just got a new york at all this are when you leave you say that other now many winners yet tat were soon as i said there really

i already said i probably should have said there are gonna be in new york but it's it's a big enough place new york state yes albany we are going to be a little couple johnston took it easier lake ontario i'll be up there at the play her legs beautiful up there by the way have you ever looked at a map and just started like i wish i did that beginning my career all the little towns and end in colored in all the roads that i've been on i wish i would have done that cuz i would think like it's much the way musicians travel it certainly i think that i get the sad nerve thing i think it was all those years of sitting in a fuckin car in this leg not moving my knee got fucked up just being in this stationary position what will syria they're not not stretcher i think yeah but i always wished you know it was a big thing for me when i finally did i got all fifty states why when was the last one and i didn't have a good show

i think i weirded amount i came out i was excited to be there and they would just you know like the vibe your this album that you have that sort of like him you know that was their vibe and i came out more by whatever you guys clothes with with goods a paradise city came out i came out with that and they were like the fucks with this guy and then i was thinking like one of these is budget country hillbillies or whatever and then i went to their local club the day club or whatever and slash watering holes like all in one area and i went there and there was like troops there they were gaze pulls their consumer here i was just yet was like all told him except announces that was more like i was the asshole

was the hours like what you portugal just get off you fuckin ranch dislike nowhere we came out he had a laugh and you fucking came out with like steam coming out errors wasn't a really bad show but it was i i i never

we have addressed it was all i needed to save like away all you guys out i'd never did that we all prejudge go preventable map which are also shooter i wrote this out i put a month i all my crappy demos garage banned on my mac right and i backed up by sending them a copy to my manager so that's my back up hard drive right to have like that might send its my wife so i'd like to back up hard drives of my crappy demos how is she's forest like when you because i bounced jokes often nea and she's kind of like she so honest that like i kind of user is like our if i can make her laugh or dead managed comedian so she grew up around comics is your wife like that with music receives from ohio so she has is very like you know if she's a guy like that you know that's ok that kind of covers like i'm pretty big area you'll be if she doesn't like

my band loaded super hard my adult poke rock band cb like woe as you say that by aggressive there's so much in that wow

sweden is italy's next to that guy this hill to like this a very small group i'm pretty sure just by my wife's reaction this disregard however like sheep her reactionary songs and she knew she was with me experiencing this does she knew where the words or coming from she was just finishing her novel at the time but we're trolleys issued writing a lot and end up my manager at when i said i think i just want to make that that austere record now and he said i think i'm gonna look for something to work with a sitting because what about shooter and should have jennings zog i've known since he moved here in two thousand one he was he was twenty one whose an abandoned open from unloaded my other called star gone and there you don't like i think still to this day and if those ten young musicians i can pick out one the scooby lifer the other nine

kind of like that back at point and do that with comedians i didn't see it couldn't open my can be like all right that person i can more be like as far as potential like i can see like that if that person it's just something about they have that five and i'll meet after shows and they won't say i'm a comedian others have this five or be like a u comic appeal again as a gay you seem like you seem like one and always makes him stand up a little bit because i can see that awkwardness sort of like looking down china that can even describe the killer year younger the young comedian vibe they'll do i'm a shit and dick job jackass but they lady this is a social awkwardness are you social awkwardness that a comedian has i've seen on back that back bar at the comedy star ludibria that's just for the out however as a weird room sometimes that's of its of positive

mary the commie stores always been very transient place where if you is one of those places i actions i am i could say i'll say us it's one of those people pass sometimes i think i will come out your mouth i know i know you're right but we i usually do like an hour an hour and fifteen and i just want to me sure that we say all

so she did her i stop we're working week where can we get the album and all that we have even said that yet this hearing your manager terran is fuckin hair out where quick and they take and download this yea i mean there's vinyl records come on eleven april wreckers gonna stereo right over there it comes out may thirty first called tenderness and universal music they ve been wonderful about my social actual with this thing and yet we start terrain phalion on may thirtieth they before the record comes up hopefully like that

in two days after i feel a bit like three people like what are you doing in the next day it's only by someone gets me aren't you third player repository some people know song get it to cargo nashville ostend up of the west coast and then guns is to some stuff that's my main priority in this is this is this is

eager project is is that anything closer is it somehow this is a legitimate i love important is tat topics are porn when my daughter said no like what did you do when you know and this is my little piece of work when i did when in its getting active in and talking about stuff openly in and kind of like assuring people i beat in these things you might be wherever you're gonna pass but we gotta be in this together just like after nine eleven you know and just like when america's pink right you know the hurricane two years ago in houston the fires in california become together we don't ask who the fuck you vote for my own together we help you know and that's america i choose to see and acknowledge as opposed to that crazy shit on tee anyhow tat turn it asked yes threats thought i did and i don't even know it's kind of fun walk around like a crazy old person but

anyways i absolutely love the elements called tenderness it's on itunes ferrari you got all that stuff all those areas where you can get it please pay for the album and if you doubt because i was joking with duff earlier i hate when people like they send you the fuckin emails me like i downloaded illegally ha ha ha but while it you know i enjoyed in his dislike made it doesn't we stand up specials anymore i guess at this point as i met someone my fuckin dvds but anyways the great up occasions got new albemarle called tenderness comes out thirty first he'll be on it philly jelly dc boston new york chicago nashville aston blossoms of san francisco there you go check him out on the road and check out a new web is better

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sixteen two thousand and eleven another beautiful weak in the month of may has the nice whether hit you yet whilst i share all itself working nice out oh my god i without there in my fuckin flip flops i add on a wife bade my foot left teddy was hanging out right and i went down away down the can post office i saw a caravan i saw my back i am on punch drunk i i'm in the midst of a two week absolute fucking terror of travel schedule equally in fifteen days i have six flights and i just paused there so all my travellers idea there could could just go to what the fuck yes six flights

six light it was seven but then something worked out worked out were i stayed in extra day when i was shooting in episode ugly i really begun it's like my episodes of glee because i was getting all self conscious with some of the shit that they were sending me by making me wear by the way and this is just an act and gave this has nothing to do with me as a comedian our rights and i want to hear do you i can sold out has nothing to do with my acting i may mike mike stand up com that i'm on that show all i can say is i am glad that i stop bows in because our lack of sales wearing a half sharp let's just say my shirt didn't quite reach my genes you know that if these sizes one a little bit small over there but anyways anyway jerry was shooting out the falcon new mexico for this that their pee wee hermit thing that we were doing the mexican had their little foot little number their spirit the sad fact right so i

basically last week i went away to new mexico new mexico to work in washington dc and then to relax and like an asshole his little try tip for our peoples out there for those of you who don't follow me on twitter when you fly in d c do you of a favor fly into ronald reagan airport reagan that the one you want to fly to don't fly in to washington dulles do not repeat do fly into washington dollars i don't give a fuck her just save all right it's a fact sixty dollars cab right it's like it's what to say be like if your flight in new york city and you flew into a slip instead at five o clock can have fuckin rush hour i forget it every guy damn time i gotta dc every

fucking time and even as on landing i'm gonna get cannot go ahead is only half our care bride now take a fucking fifty minutes care brightness with no traffic whatsoever so do yourself a favor do fly into reg and you come right in goddamn buzz fuck and white house you know federal reserve's right down the street your land you're right fuckin there and everything is all good but for the love of i do not i repeat do not go to washington dollars it is a mother fucker right fly the washington dollars if you actually want to go to philadelphia that that would be my suggestion but other than that it would it's a nightmare so this week i got the second for that episode until this week slight delay to mexico albert in mexico and then i fly albuquerque mexico too new york city i do

data caroline comedy club and then i fly all the way back across the country on monday i right and i guess what fuck it out now lay for weak then i'm on vacation vacation just gas so fuckin foley vacation i am vacation i get my fuckin mumford fuckin sweatshirt out ad hoc everybody gonna vacation our right i'm going up to a goddamn lake my little touches on the fuckin water hang in there with need my fucking dog don't shit i'm gonna go on you to learn how to fish because i grew up in a goddamn suburbs and know how to do that so feel free to semi some emails to long ago you know is now i doubt i don't that's like me saying he will you did knows and express train you fuckin moron stay up

middle platform you idiot it's fuckin easy right the way to teach him pekin on my levels here god dammit i swear god in this upcoming here i'm gonna get somebody help me with my mixer when speaking of which if you want to semi any emails or right you want some advice for me i don't know why you would i know why you would cause you're not gonna take it but you like the way i give out advice you like wildly some not as dumb as him and my own fucked up way i make you feel about yourself right you want to send me a list of underrated overrated yadda yadda yadda that bullshit you go to the amount podcast dot com and i said all the emails so that fuckin thing is that what it is well all the polish and all this shit on me and my party is my fuckin help me with this park ass he just must be town is fuckin hair out right now just like really bill how many fuck it have i told you what the goddamn email is and you don't you

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go to the unemployed cast our common show they have the link there she and i wonder i have the balls to wonder i have the balls to sit there watch tv and be like why why aren't at why aren't i wear that guy is you know because yeah disorganized bill and your daughter other than that you should taken this business by fuckin storm all right so what are we going to talk about this we could talk about my fuckin unbelievable weekend i am i got to work with jim norton jim brewer and david tell at the constitution hall i told you guys at eddie murphy speaking so fully in mumford sweatshirts he did delirious aircraft rock did bring the pain only to a degree his specials of all fuckin time i got to perform on the stage when i came to tell you i can explain it

you guys you ever do that shit you ever go take a tour of like it's a baseball stadium it down on the field for half a second you get fucking believe you down there as things stand up version of that as i was doing my set its kind looking around the stage and i like you know right dear that's where he dropped the microphone when you it's hot appearance of he said take your clothes off he dropped the mike and laughed member that work in a way i can early concentrate on my act i and all i could do do not say go go go gotcha life is a fuckin bigfoot gus wanna fuck i think to say that just out of nowhere deceive anybody what i got it but anyways had a great time out their dc has always reported the improv i did a quick little guess spot i saw a good friend for back in the day bob fuckin my beast comic that i started out with and had a great fire just had a great time out there everybody crushed

as always and we actually went over to the pentagon all four of us and we when in there we met i want the wounded warrior sick there many women have won over to iraq and afghanistan and got hurt we got to talk to them we gave us who tickets to come out to the show and i gotta take after meeting those soldiers you now everybody over there just the way they look me in the eye yes sir no sir although i don't think i've ever felt like so a piece of shit as it being in my life i was just like i have no discipline i just you know sit up straight these guys they were just kick my ass straight across the fuckin board and die i really realised what are ya that actually insignificant life i'm leaving

these people are down their changing the goddamn world right live by like codes of honor i don't have a code of honor you know what's by big don't fly and ragged don't lie in the dollars so to you america it i'll fuck it bothers me i felt like a fuckin and i can explain those guys ale almost all the soldiers they all got there look there right you know it's it's i can't i can't forgive explained they look they could see it well yes go soft look at a price which determine the fuckin morning rowan around his bed bitch you know a good two podcast i honestly i never felt so fuckin pathetic in my life i remember reading already lange's book too officially eta caption underneath wendy

on a plane with a bunch of shoulders he said he is a picture of a bunch of guys you are better than me and i was like out jesus christ already the fuck now i know what he was talking about fuckin loser everybody so filled you're about yourself this week everybody i guess it compared to me so anyway it was great and we want there we had a great show and i want to thank everybody for common out once again i went on the road everyone and i am i'm fine the battle against the bulge i'm not talking about my stomach i'm talking about my fucking squash right that debts big goddamned thing is a guy if you want to age gracefully all right you make sure the poundage of your head you gotta keep it level

nevertheless we can i was telling you about invade mounting how big is fuckin head is now and he still trying to get away with wherein those leather god damn pants and his booties below ridiculous weeks ago you look a horde up the fuckers are name that check with the big head from that shellfish way back in the day podcast sucks you know what normally had abandoned it but i'm fuckin time cause i have to catch nineteen flights this week seen all we're gonna ploughed through it i want to see you throw like a fuckin sold but a soldier my way through this one another star pick on rock stars and next week i'll pick on it you guys can give me some gimme some act that you ve seen over the years mail actors whose heads just got fuckin gigantic val kilmer felt i didn't do shit he just can you get i was last ivy at a salad you see

hunk of fuckin roast beef sit not top or his goddamn head some believable here's one for you brion said sir studies is there a guy from the stray cats i don't know what the fuck happened you his head and i'll tell you halfway there is that billy joel guy from the fuckin green deck euro sceptic actually build as that to justify its worst both of em had the air of jealous but need not have then i do not have it sounds are out there on the road day there's no fuckin there in the potatoes kids that had just keeps getting bigger and bigger that's why they which everyone they switch from play like an ass jeer or less paul they go to that big what the eu has three thirty you know i like the sound of the old chap berries i know you don't you gotta giant fuckin head now looks you're playing a ukulele you gotta go to a bigger guitar i see what you do it vince neil theirs

i saw them when they went out they offer from aerosmith like five years ago i was just sitting i go when did his head to get its biggest fuckin nicky six nicky it can have a big head that guy's like fuckin six foot for you no enemy the fuck am i talking about what about all people with big hedge people asked what i'm talking about i'm talking about how it simple you gotta be man enough to eat a fuckin salad every once in a while that's the key just once a day just go out just get a fuckin chef salad if you got to go balsamic vinegar on it in for christ's sake goddamn salad before you walking down the street scare and children with a goddamned jacket sit on your fuckin head you know you want when it paid ball you want to stay get knocked out early in the game you eat a fuckin salad private jesus christ what the fuck is that on top of your head oh shit

biology it had i thought the battered by their right there's while never join the military there's no fucker i could stand there get screamed out like that you're out the maid slapped the shit out of me then i got a concussion right now like one of their course you know they make back to civil and military forget about fucking nfl football over the years you gonna come right back put that dear boy dave of eggs cries where they thought i thought they were broken squash beggar watch out toiletry cover you think why don't you think it's funny boy slap me in the pocket again do why do you keep knock it off my fuckin head if you want it there's no fuckin way there's no way you know my ego it tell me whether this old mother fucker you know guinea little guy with his fucking bird chest

white just stairs you thinking a yell at me not my little head off front these flock and people are just met sorry anyway this is the pockets for this week in the european union about having all the fuckin free time i do i have all the i only i work every other week people and one of the laziest motherfuckers you having to meeting the life ok i'm sitting here right now i'm this podcast at four thirty seven allay time in the afternoon i'm still pajamas and web jam bottoms rights people like me paint a picture and i got my little tribeca film festival t shirt on astronomical drinking a little cocoanut water which one of my listeners said that he actually when i listen to does he fell i forget how we put it something about he felt like he was drinking out of more marked duffy's ass i believe is that how you that's how we described pure cocoanut water i think it's delicious hang on

oh that's good stuff that's good stuff anyway so despite the fact that i only work every other goddamn weak i swear on any time think cool is happening in our lay and an ally and allay and i'm like i'm gonna go to that ship take a night off from this fuckin business and i'm gonna that shit every time it's always want to monitor and this week is no different i write with this shit i'm down a club the other night minding my own fuckin business to go down there right i want to go down i want to tell some jokes blah blah blah blah and somebody comes up to me and he goes to genetic believe what they they have it the falcon ellie sports arena michael michael what what's what's coming up ellie sportsmen are fucking clippers used to place again ever

they're doing some you have sea fight i swear to god this isn't a movie this is actually real you guys into emma yonder that type of ship course you're right who is i like to watch two guys with shaved heads just beat living shit out of each other hu i set my team and i was talking about that like the usa style of fighting what i love about it is i think a most said this on a par cast i can't remember blame it on all the altitude my dry out skin from the fuckin pressurized air butter when i watch those you have seen fights and you see but you see those guys where they got the cardio therein predict was fuckin shape they can strike they can take it down to the ground they can submit you they cannot get the fuck out and that's what i was you know i always look at that and just be like that dude right there on fuckin rape about right

who can help that that's the big thing that's why you you you go in and martial arts as a man you wanna be on fuckin rachel you know and why is that because my generation when we first got cable every other movie that was on cable especially since max always involved some fuckin regular dude go into prison for fry me didn't commit and then then people try fuck and they started try to stick their dixon it ass you know then he's gotta fight back and blah blah blah and of course he always when's except shawshank redemption which is why that was such a great movie you know his chin robins you know sometimes you one sometimes he didn't yet oh jesus i stick about their exposure you would sub you'll lose up now we're going then the faded

but yet although spoken movies you know always are about that so i said that i said that the somebody want to have a guy you're fuckin guys you what those guys are their fuckin unreadable they go to prison i don't give us what you do you come out of stand up you come out fuck you you try to shoot the legs de facto choky out you'll end up getting rate yo it's like what the lions go after one of those fuckin when those buffalo paulsen on all the southern thing just whips around the duke the goddamned target takes a horn suicide it does and then the lion dies wait a minute i thought i was killing you and then you fuckin shag make we gotta we gotta get on with it tommy oakdale santos fuckin guys unreliable and this do like the man i got me now i'm a fucking to take that guy out he said listen annie goes inside if they want to get you they're gonna get you mike i got why the fuck you gotta get there

let me give a shave you got three guys adam he still he's gonna fuckin knock em out suit me a punch fuck it needed a head rear naked open it's over as an alley bad stuff in your food they drug you died it s just like i just kill me when somebody said that they can they put drugs in your food i just didn't seem faith i can explain it was like other looked at those guys that they were fuckin superhero since like really those guys would give thought to that brutal so i with just my worship and just be like you know what all get just gonna happen it only happens present was largely not break the laws or get fuckin blame for shit you didn't do you are on fuckin raper jesus christ bill whereas this go and i'll tell you where it's gone so

that information i want to go to sunlight dead right so this guy told me goes is what they have not only are they haven't his mme fights at the yellow colosseum back with the old the allay clippers used to play before the staple center i swear to god since the match up its cops first cons and once again this is not a movie starring snake plus plus get this is an actual fucking event haven't police officers fight ex convict emma may style in an act of god tell me you're not fuck and go onto the if you anywhere near los angeles cops first fuckin cards this guy's telling me the should i might go you are you fucking kidding me gotta go to this user gods fuckin may twenty first ahmed carolines so weird podcast were like you know something

sounds like some shit that if i can't go my listeners would love to fuck and go to so i'm gonna give you the fuckin information on the ship to may twenty there's always sports arena its costs first cons gotta cops cons dot com in its an all day event to this i'm telling you i don't know why this isn't being filmed important hbo it they're gonna have a bunch of bunch of music down there they got fuckin tat to artists just don't you it is a white trash this is like white trash olympics and then you get the cop busted you fuckin not paint child support the whole our danny bracing danny trail the star of maturity tiny list replay debo from fridays it just keeps getting better shop which contact them setting you know what we want to hide this fuck it thinks so he said five

let him know where we're at called the cops verse conduct com there's a bunch of different tickets eighty bucks in up you can watch cops convicts i can't believe i'm gonna fuckin mississippi i'm hope and this is gonna be such a huge a huge fuck it hit dad that i don't fuck that they think they're gonna fuck do it again because i don't open basically the tickets are thirty bucks on up and if you by the hundred dollar tickets to get right down there listen to have shit talk or whatever much of the immense podcast the m m p they'll give you twenty five bucks off it's so all it will cost we just got seventy five bucks fuck you just gotta give out the wrong website i'm really i'm the fuckin worst forgive us wrong websites cops first conduct com right

oh geez yeas hang on a second hang on hang on hang on don't do this to me don't do this to me live on the fucking cage first you can't be cage verse gets gotta be cops verse hang on a second this is critical information jesus this is one of the now it's cool age verse collins dot com all right so i fucked it up go fuck yourself cage verse cons cage where's cause will have on the unemployed cares i am the fucking worst whatever its but it's its cops fighting for convicts and i can't believe i'm gonna miss the ship's road bugging the shit out of me is going back wrappers down there too short all these guys and i'll bet a method

you know they should get got down there to fuckin hosted in character would have been fuckin snake plus the blueskin zack i hosted a mean losing actual play that smell the golden han member that chick private benjamin she was on laughin admiral don't you know she's right it out look at her she's right it out just keep herself in shape she's not go out and get some fuckin a bad faceless and what did she do she went out there she went out you gotta face live now best the nice thing i can say about a face is it looks animated you know i don't think this is the right move because i get these movies rob but she looks like she's in finding nimois nimois we say it nemo guys i watch sports ok go fuck yourself age verse cards please go down there by the tickets she watched lives if you can't make it for you mme fence around the fucking world are right there

we got a paper view right there on the fuckin website cage verse cards see a g we feel it is right to finally get a fuckin right you can watch it right on that goddamn shit ok and this rumour that there might be an immense podcast banner hanging from the fuckin rat you dad shit that's what i'm gonna do on this part gas to shit that i have retired mattel fuckin stories make you laugh slide in the fuckin promo and it's just going to be sure that i believe and i believe in cops the cards in the the octagon i think that that's how they should sell it on the side of the road do that shit where they feel they show the video from the state trooper thing you know hey troopers car and all the son of the regular traffic stop turns into a fuckin eight year sentence for assaulting a police officer there they are like some sort of signal that means not only do i disagree with you pulling me over

i want to fight you in an octagon you know make some sort of gesture and then he gives you a police escort you follow and right over there and then you i'd go at it you fight the ox and if you win you get no ticket you get no ticket look i just came walk in is it my lovely girl friend how the fuck are you what am i talking about i'm talking about the dead mme match that i'm gonna miss which one called cage first constance already allay sports realise how guide it now it's caught one of these but day one name monday yeah that's exactly what it is now but it's it's it's cops verse cons real cobb's real crowd heart and all you gotta go away now real you know you saw because i'm actually doing advertising we saw

we're doing like like i'm selling some hunker shit anyway that rights are after that knife can cut through a can now a chance at nice oh god what are they got down there this this is some of the match up it's like officer somebody verse somebody else and it is why do you are not re alike they can't be real calves and real cause there's no way because this is a lay there actors so now we are preserved gonzalez verse notorious slate and for europe google regulating is he not doing that already did this shit i already i already fuck you want to see it you want to see this guy this guy has though that these a white guy right shaved head and he's got those i think i'm a racist tattoos like he's got like you know gulf yourself slash i love hitler on the top of his head so the cage verse cons

forget it it's the exact sunday sunday sunday was should have at least forty cycle rob sword dont think they started their fragment actually vertical you want you want to get a tattoo that you're gonna regret you know little tramp stamp they they tat to stuff gonna what area what others what is it what is it i'm telling you you're not gonna be here now that would actually be fun to go and that we could review egotism like they got we can review it for your listeners now i'm actually stand in the law head and sam tripoli down their hopefully the william trip

yeah it was gonna be barred nick i send my rosebush cruel down drew down there was great idea it is sir it is now thou events boys i love you i'm gonna start doing up they're going to start your results for me at the sum these these things that we must start up not only are taken on its part faster than that's lazo i have my funny is drink and bodies who are also comedians and the bottlenecks just started counties gig but i'm gonna have law had an at samara please gonna be the stand then and there to go to fund their they're gonna be drinking they're gonna be taking to be awfully interviewing some of the in ohio high class people like myself who would be going down there i can't fucking believe i'm not gonna be here for this butter but anyways near you stop by here and we're we're gonna get you gonna do a little passing promo here what are we going to be doing tonight what am i gonna go see with you examine very tough the last couple of days she goes pray wondered how do you keep it

if you get a magic or you don't you you haven't like a spark you fuckin annoyed the shit out of me today what do you mean you know what i mean i don't talk but earlier when you you kept putting off that five that you would you were annoyed by me jack was not present yet you are i was is busy did you know i want to i want a real i've been on a guy's assess today's and i'm thinking now she's gonna either you want to kiss me like that chick who kiss that due to time square when the war ended that that's what i thought was gonna happen you haven't been on that long now jesus it's over so no i just wanted to get up in northern farmers markets had to wash my hair had a whole the only time that you should have been mad at me was the worst after an already annoyed you like five times and

point you're in the shower did you say annoyed me how many times like five ok i just want the record to show that you admitted that you annoyed yet five times it's a lot of this whole course of morning that last suppose we think you're a fucking annoy don't think this was about me about it was about you know it's about you be in being a jerk this more this year i think i will admit that was wrong was when you were in the middle of showering i came walking in with the cold cuts and i said hey smell this chicken does this smell like a went by men the shower i love taking like bad and shouted like my whole relax people like being clean here too the fuck am i like anything fancy sobs em in there you know enjoying myself and who fuckin barges in the bathroom opens up this apple restored sours

install door thrust a package of old ass lunch me in my face practically is legitimate our ok what are you doing i'm trying to shower i have a bad sense of smell nobody carver really i ever really bad sense of smell when my episode ugly and a couple days and i don't want to get some now i'm gonna get fuckin yeah well if you but see right here still really i came out of the shower whatever i we're going he bridesmaids tonight this kristen wig and my router this is how long i've been on a town that i actually agreed she goes you wanna see bridesmaid tonight now course my brain was like now it's whose wages appetite okay so his hand genetic is any that he's never in use the director all right well you didn't direct the movie producer i well those other guys in it

i don't know rogan and fuck in paul ride in the guys in there's gonna be a broad it's like slapstick my big fat greek wedding is this was gonna be put it like that john appetite produce this movie so whatever you think that it's going to be thing about the fact that he produced it i think is the idea that our take a city a big my big mouth full of wine really you got a big mug for something having an answer i was just roma now like you wanted you wanna go anywhere you want advice one yes idea ok we'll do it advice one and then than that'll be there'll be a little niece segment here for the fuckin weak if i got one then actually involves men and women men and women like among us fuckin bribes banana goddamned movie if this with it one period joke i'm walking out i'm workin out does this make me look fat

he cries for no fuckin reason it goes oh my god i love your guys you know that's happening enact three i'm walking out right you know i'm getting up and i'm walking up storming out and you won't even hear me dr awake as we have a hybrid supporters of the sad and i live people have him i have supported this want to do that fuckin movie they need the money having seen its actually someone tell me was fuckin lairs where are my hair up up up up up up our right here we go but one of my best friends has been going to church for years previously has never bothered me at all well jesus i grew up catholic and like so many catholics i got re now kidding i no longer i no longer attend church but it doesn't bother me in the least if someone else wants to go this guy is the exact mindset that i am except by make fun of people go to church a little bit by bit

a few months ago my friend started asking me if i would like to go to church with him gay plight veil politely declared that's that's a gay thing to do and i dont me i dont mean near how is it gave ass i want to go to church with you because boss gonna be one sweaters you we'll be singing songs you are them louis lu lu young esoteric thing what they read where it is better than the priest up their god knows what he did it's gonna be lie he had a bit of long ere ready cared a lab or not you guys can do that so you better give us the money

are now making one of mass right now it is not yet there are some things that are say like what not none of that horse shit that all we booger we believe him like a con respond at eight what's not i was stuck in to say remaining there who asked the question i again the answer touch i'd say what's a sacred what's sacred is how you go out in the play of the celtics went out with heart we still lack the fucking we ve still got around is we still better ass we still got our asses kicked are right but there was no quit netting right ok that's fucking sacred what sacral this is what the fuckin lakers did and i want this back in the franchise i'm saying what the couple those and it wasn't all of em what was really buying up did i mean think but all i did was bad can you just venturing to matter really i've seen your dictating it you asked me why so

wants to go to church with me with him i repeat gay i politely decline do it i'm not the one that shit i'm just filling in the blame the commons air wired that's not the point of the latter because you're presenting and then a biased fashion is ready and then give your opinion she the ship is a classic fuckin broad it's like i've been doing this shit for four years and you're telling me how to run it did you have known idea how many more on guys gonna send in hate mail because of that because not because you're a jerk because some other while their martians so i don't give a shit fuck leaders attitude since then by foreigners told me he feels it's his mission to spread the word of god stop saying like that and continues to ask me to go they gotta he drank the falcon who like now is a zombie annex

passes he's getting more aggressive with his sales pitch that means you probably reaching out my touching his hands what started off with him just slipping into casual conversation is loud now led me to receiving ex messages that say the following this means more to you this means more to me than you know god poured out love to me any is reaching out to you also ignore a few months but there is a lot at stake here while yet now he angelo and yet he is buying into that jesus he's coming back this time he's not fucking around his person he ok so he's buying into the rapture yes i got that this happy is gonna come back on a stag source and just started killing people telling people what they are and what they say is fuckin wrong he's gonna come back wrath

one of the deadly sins judges judgment is mine said the lord he's the son he's the donald trump he's got the fuck he's gotta com over at this point out i haven't even make that money eden the fuck and world these is allowed jack ass a fucking fuck you know whatever cast me into the the fucking pits i don't give a shit get off we think i want to hang out with you in haven't forever just god isn't this also it is awesome can you please finish the letter or what started off ok so we go to be up to this i replied honestly its it if its mind i don't want to go please stop asking me about it i don't know how many more ways i can request vague ok he responded with i'll hold off but no this god you will not quit if i do ok well then there's no reason to hit me two times what's just what god do it right

where's your car my question bill why does this fuckin piss me off so much why do these why do these cults do what do these cuts due to these people he's involved with the church there p do joke around with and call a cult what you do if you were me at this point i don't wanna talk to disguise cause these conversations are infuriating me yeah i would would cut the sky are your life i've yards it's it's annoying that's not why you feel that when all but this is privately annoying bread read i need anyone who wants to get him out of the culture the thing is is if you to him and you too to get him out of it you just gonna drive and further into it so what you do is just say aegis stop in front of them you know and hope that'll help because certain that they're not gonna go out of that then you he's not gonna leave it if you are i believe it you never you never now ba these just cut him out because yeah there's no you can it unless you must spend the rest of his time

this guy debating catholicism or whatever which i'm sure he doesn't want to do in any case it is kind of you personally i would still hang out with a new urgency could get into debates with him now and i would just do unbelievably satan annoying shit that's a good idea i would i would maybe you should do that i would always like shouted the devil playing you know or maybe just beginning cheesy thing should invite either how many were restaurant and it turns out like a strip club and silly has he ever you can see the tidies on the outside gentleman's club would do that shit i would just would hang out with him and hang out with i would keep saying i want to get involved in the church and i would keep going to events and ass they were guy you know i just so filled up with god

love i will then be i might have filled up i'll fuckin jerked off into this checks muffler telling you william bar she had a big bear smiles and i don't know maybe a couple days last time i fuck him you know let him loose but i right up to the brim she was shipping she swallowed i'm sorry what we say this is why your guy now are you pray for me i will for example at these paper all all those all those things like the just there it is i still got out it's a fucking cult meaning if it works for you you know i think just like wherein those old clothes euro must be nice to driver i suppose you whenever and wherever and promotes bang it again the focal point were growing up does you never i wasn't altar boy i was an altar girl i was an altar boy

the name of my can i make my new book schuster i was an altar boy however i do i sit there and i would ring the bells you know i didn't you ever have to do the incidents where you have to take that back all that on a string it looks like one those medieval torture devices you know next year i was in order was incidents i did that chick i was so bored and mass you know i wanted involved i wanna get upon stage went to say some attention more yeah but i don't want anything when you're an altar boy yeah i had one priest he used to do the falcon homily then he would ask you would give us a lecture some shit about the ear i used to craniums or whatever the crystal craniums though these out these four people from a long time ago to be giving the speech you gonna get you can ask me questions on this and it would be like he would just be doing the homily very deeply don't hardly to be like and mr byrne what

the blog you just a question of fuckin crowded be laugh and when i fucked up the jokes and i i'm not the jokes that the questions i loved beat the shit out of sitting there staring kneeling do and all that where were we and i really bought into it when i was younger i really bonnets one i thought it was good that it was the right fuckin thing to do and then i got older and i started reading and i travelled and i realise this is just a bunch of bull shit read into the history of the church and i was while these guys aren't exactly what they say that they are ghetto sky like a lot like taco bell who doesn't like talk about that i do my little shoot out there are new mexico there was some big strike they had out there because obtain any those fuckin workers to pick the goddamn tomatoes that go into a did you go to a catholic school what did this because inside bill studio there are going

ethics girls had this whole thing is inside those duty i didn't you run a yap from ninety minutes now i just went off on like a monologue for five minutes is go go go now i was asking us i went to catholic school so yeah it's a whole thing you can't get again too but yeah so what was out that's it that's why you stop the hope that you know it is the you just like talking into a microphone that's what it is it's fine ok well listen you have to get on with the podcast here are you taking me i'm not kicking you out i'm asking you politely lonely so i can go back to run my innocent or anyway good thank you very much everybody thank you for coming by that segment was brought dear by my balls pepper right so i read that one is another one bill just to give you some background on the thirty six year old age woman

this one last week what the fuck is wrong with me i wanted to send me a picture enough anyway bills first thank you for the lapse on a weekly podcast beep adaptable are i wanted i want to comment on your drinking by the way today marks the seventh month i have not boost understand what that means i am closer to a year that i i'm not a year that was for those yacht there are not good at math dino realised that this twelve months at a fuckin year adele i don't know what's gonna happen but when it does i was in the pentagon i was thinking about rick because i went their gift shop yeah they do have a gift shop at the pentagon no one else was awesome no one there seem to know how many floors there were they said there's rumoured to be like another five below the ground but nobody really knows

you know i'm sure of show the year one of the big also there sure he knows i don't want him but when you get all the way down to the bottom layer like who the fuck is down there you know but it's a bunch of bankers i bet there's like an underground subway from the federal reserve right over to that lower level of the pentagon little office in their agenda that's where the people from the federal reserve go when they want to yell at the president and the present it comes or his little private subway because it's also close together right he comes over and then its outside their offers all fuckin nervous like wringing his hands gonna candidate did i not say right anyway such plough had phil i want to comment on your drinking and if anyone could stick with any kind of schedule if anyone could stick any sort of schedule because i've been thinking about going back to drinking and just like one day every man just getting out for absolutely hammered having october first every month is basic

what i'm thinking about all i nora i actually i forgot so with some in the gift shop at the pentagon and they had these these drinking glasses they have this giant one that had the marine corps shield or insignia family crest whatever the fuck you call it and they how can i saw it was like i want to fill up with some beer and have like i know those so anyways i asked if it was possible do something like the guy said i just turned twenty five and i ve never had a sip of alcohol smoke cigarettes are taking any kind of illegal drug never even by accident and its ben ben by choice and nothing religion affiliated my friend slash coworkers also poked fun of me for not often saying that they be able to get me to drink at least one in general everyone has the same reaction jesus christ hardy on wind you must be boring etc lenny ways i guess that's what i'm saying is it is possible to not drink with all the opportunities

after that are in the world and the state of life in general it can be possible to get it to get it at least to at least get down to drinking only one day a week congrats streak enough not drinking and thanks for less well that's different because you ve never drink i wanted to hear from drinker see the thing about you you ve never open pandora's box and i have said this for while it's it's it's easy format for me not to do heroin every day because i never did it so i dont know what i don't want to miss you know i've done gone to vegas and just actually called one of those whores and have come to my room so when i go out there i never think to do it and then i don't like a missing i think but the thing is is when you do shit like that when you ve done it when you ve that life that's when it's fuckin the other night i was driving home from the fuckin fuck

come from the comedy store and i was just sick of being sober i would you driving going i wanna get fucked up do it this is this is this is getting ridiculous i'm sorry i'm actually sick of thinking clearly i can't explain it it had to do it that shit though because i now funding to get drunk you know and i haven't had any embarrassing things happen in seven fuckin month so i forget how stupid it is but god dammit don't be so i'm not drink is because if i don't drink and i try to beat a streak i gotta start all over again go seven fuckin months jesus christ what the fuck am i talking about i don't even know let's go come on let's go with underrated overrated for this week everybody

build new fan of the pot castles skip all the ass kickin ass kitchen i've noticed she do a lot overrated underwrites here's mine overrated bars speak of the devil bars i just turned twenty one and i'm starting check out the bar see what a fucking joke a bunch of drunk tool bags and filthy her was as you would say open to sit around drinking put your friends i'd rather but there was some close friends and go out to a crowded bar filled with people i want nothing to do with spending all my money on watered down drinks anyways keep doing what you doing you're the man thank you aren't you i too the bars if you want to try to get laid that's basically the only reason why to go out there what other than that you're absolutely right fury league drinking ages buys impose and go home go to our house party watching game with your friends cookout have a great fuckin time play the music at the level you want to play it out but the reason you go out to the bars is because if then who is speaking the lady that's why you go

to him once they have a larger selection of the booze but i do twenty one i mean i don't know maybe a really maturing be one of those people is like married by twenty three and has a kid i wanna fuck and we'll barrel i finally learn how to say that those we'll barrel like roll out the barrel its barrow i don't even know why but that's what the fuck it is gideon underrated for this week underrated be the kings i just downloaded some of their music there their fuckin ridiculously underrated i know that they get credit think they sort it like half credit they're gonna get lost in the wash between the beatles and lead zepplin and i dont know why i don't why because as far as i can tell those guys rightly any take the song you what greatly

stick and write about heavy shared they can write about light shit that fuckin rock they can actually do that is an fuckin cheesy actually down rita give the people what they want i thought that on onest i know when i first came out and you know what it's still holds up still fuck it up to me and actually with my guitar playing skills that can figure out some of the songs we're getting to the under the podcast here last fuck it i wanted to tell you guys i went and i got two big topics to talk about one through its first have a bay lightning how the series win the first game we lost three two fucking whatever wasn't three two one buzz like an empty net bulshit at the end of the game but like that's exactly what i was afraid of no such i am so sick these fuckin non hockey towns having great hockey teams it out to fuck and waste

to get out of its a fuckin waits like having a boat in you live in the middle and nebraska there's no reason to have a fuckin hockey team or that amazing hockey tina fucking great team and easily the best thing we played and come up so far they just a great fuck a team and i easily think that those guys could win the stanley cup guys on the other hand i don't know i think we got a shot but like tamper bay i think champ i find it put my money on it i picked you up a bay because vancouver san jose that you fuckin inconsistent they'll playlist lights out fuckin hockey three games in a row and then spoken aim let's make it an interesting and they'll lose like the next spoken to three in a row i don't believe in those those team she can't fucking do that eventually that kind of players wanna bite in the ass in considering they gonna knock each other out every we think the champions come in from the west i got news for you it's coming from the east and ice got it

half a bay wednesdays second fuckin stanley cup during the time of this bruins drought that way trash piece of shit city that nobody goes to you now it's like one level above jacksonville more people go to war lando then go to but people go to miami they got a fort lauderdale bunch of falconry next go out today town for the daytona five and we start with the fucking superbowl superbowl nest grab baby right now he goes to tamper i was you know what i was doing yesterday i was i was tweeting twittering during the fucking game i was doing your shit not temper and on the city trying to roy people and of course people are taken seriously which makes it fun and said tampering that's a type of city you go to when you like abandon your family you now we just got divorced

just sit there was you know there was a life altering moment in your life will you just get so hard in the balls you ve justice i did say fuck that's when you move do see like tamper if give quit that's what tapirs for tampa is four quarters now you pay down there would be a brand new lightning fuckin jerseys or even worse the free fuckin t shirt that you got from local radio station aright no wonder you finally fill in the arena you find want to see what a winner looks like is not what it is through all those fuckin years of losing the tampa bade buccaneers bunch of fuckin losers fuckin devil rays i will raise just like your lives temper tat bay audience just like

fuckin lies all i think it's gonna now it is it to put three through the look to win the teddy bear you lose genius for lovers tampa is for losers there's no fuckin way though hockey gods are going to allow this to happen even though you have way more fire power than us they got a great gold tender and you play one three one that you didn't even show us in the forest fucking game go fuck yourself strip mall was invented in temper there was because they were too fuckin stupid denote i do want closer more europe they start to be damn it closed mall and then you know what they do they fuck and quit than they were just left with this we're lookin structure yeah local what sort of a law which we call it well in tribute

all the horrors that live here and tamper will call it a strip mall you know though these and cracked out whores walkin around half of fake to hang out some fuckin eight europe it still breastfeeding on it you know i know you guys think i'll be in hard for this shit you see down temper don't deserve the lightning i think that when you know your city sucks is welcome if teams is named after whether you know i really should say because the thunder just fuckin advanced to the western conference finals but whose watch and hope like a watch hope is the lakers or out of it i love it i fucking love it truly enjoy it truly falconer joy enjoy that so many ways virgin airlines in the way back from washington dollars everybody and like a smart son of a

i got there lay two hours earlier i show up in computers it down and this is fucking gigantic fucking line and it was an absolute nightmare trying to check and for the flight and it was so bad when i got to the gate the captain was actually helping people get seeding assignments and at once in already said he could well you know because this was our was before computers nobody blinked and eye when he said that this is the way it was before computers this is how it is now because of computers you can moron these is quite we used to go to the airport you just walked up you walked up you start in life but you fuck and walked up in just you gauge gave me information you fuckin taken you went through the

take two hours and then another hour at the gate to get your seeding assuming you fuckin idiot i was all financing that guide his ability to fly fuckin airplane at that point and then not on their right virgin airlines is where they get like this this club lighting you know like this jersey shore sort of look the plane you know like like there's gonna be come stains on the seats or something but it was actually a very enjoyable flight and they have new airplanes i highly recommend that airline the gagging nice smooth fuck landing at all it's a video games and movies and all that type of shit you know i realize i think i've surrounding funny and like fuckin twenty minutes what happened podcast everything was going great don't i'll tell you what it is you know boozy had reckoned fuckin cocoanut water do that's what her what you gonna do next have a giant cucumber and fuckin swallow it whole your fuckin queer our aim is that it is ready for the purchase do my fucking dog

smells like a fucking dog i just gave a guy damn beth i don't know what's going on you orders i've been hiking a lot lately you know have i lost enough edge for you i dont booze i drink cocoanut water i'm recommending eating salads and i go hiking every day and i a beard ok just just write down the checklist of complete falcon pussy what's the matter you call a dog in how could cause it's all windy out here we a vicious pitfall that's afraid of the wind clia come on in here and with a head down law oh my god what's gonna happen clio come here she's truly freaked out look at her tail between her legs player you ok now i can't tell you

this moment this is something i learned for the dog train by patchy right now when you're all freaked out being rewarded for being freaked out jesus christ fuckin size on you you ve been hiking with me here all right you know it spock yes this is the under the podcast everybody my predictions my predictions i like we're gonna we're gonna go my heart first bruins why the fuck and a bay lightning right we're gonna win that in my view dog standing there shaking right now clear what are you doing fuck the bronze gonna win in now actually for some reason i think i think six games the broader gonna win this is my heart talking my brain says tampa in seven let's go up

ass the fuckin lake here i guess i did the deal what we're in the sports world right now is san jose in dallas in the dallas mavericks are both and not choking there's no fuckin way both of them are gonna win the championship this year one of em is going down think it's gonna be san jose i say san jose beats vancouver i think they finally fuck push through this year joe thoughtless finally actin like captain i think it's gonna happen both teams are very streaky roberta luongo out on all forgets that europe's they're gonna be in trouble and take a stand up in the fuckin west san jose in the fuckin west is probably be ten percent in san jose i hate the fuckin say it goddamn finals the brows get to the finals we're gonna win it gives a shit they'll know again fuck about you goddamn predictions yet will i do i do do i give a full i give a fuck up enough about you that you're driving

work right now this is our and your almost there gotcha thanks to me you laugh you giggled yet good fuckin time spilt your coffee you drop some between the seat in the council you reached fort you stopped short your boy the bridge your nose and you still sit near laughed clear you have to can relax alright you're freaking me out clear jesus christ a dog i swear to god yeah you your retarded aright basketball real quick is much of oklahoma i gotta go down established is gonna make the finals at all right but tat was gonna win the cup i hate the falcon say it now mavericks will win i got a bad feeling tat he d go go the files i move chicago love dallas and i love oklahoma i gotta go

oklahoma his fuckin now i love durrant and i also like a convict perkins yeah that's it that's the podcast unhopeful contain just whittled down to god damn halt do you have it i had my dates and then we're gonna get the fuck out of here was you guys like to hear that have you shut this fuckin thing off here god knows i would have there we go cage cards everybody check out that fight what am i gonna come up this week and i am at carolines comedy club everybody probably while with a little bit of music as whore myself out like those fuckin broad's down there in temper right here we go

we're gonna wigan recent data the sound here all right we'll burn check we oughta caroline calmly club may ninety makes one he had made twenty first made forty seconds i'll be hanging out afterwards wearing sparklers should not in my city i will be selling my new dvd let it go i will sign your tidies i will grab your wife's ass if you like i don't give a fuck i got to show for thursday through shows friday to show saturday and one show on sunday that's how it's going down and after that i got by got one more anti social foreign jewels that does mean towards already have one should one day yeah i'm gonna be a difficult their anti social network oda anti social probably got talent you fifty two thousand and eleven is part of the chicago comedy festival we will be showing our hit short film she's gonna be out there are a lot of people tell him that i directed it he said a job joad arose it was difficult to work with other bobby kelly wanna hear peace that's what i'm going to say of very special very special let me bring the music down let me bring the music down here the final date

on the donnelly on my my june dual i'm gonna be doing the gregg geraldo benefit rest in peace gregg geraldo while the great max i ever saw you know he's got a wife and he's got kids we're going to raise some money form and it's gonna be an on fucking balls viable line up a test how much we all love greg die on what a great comedian great committee was and it's gonna be june twenty ninth at the well turned theatre that saw now with a gazette is down on well sure in a corner of western western in lawson just so please come out of that all proceeds obviously going to his wife and his kids and it's gonna be a great thing and i am just come on that support care for this week i thought hope you guys all had a good time i owe my dog stop shaking she sitting here

panting freaking the fuck out you guys pray wondered what do you do with the dog right now when you dog gets like that don't pet it cause you rewarding it going here i want you to be freak it out you don't do that what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna get up off my age and i want to for a walk just get that energy out of her and then i'm gonna bring a fuck it back in and act like nothing happened when she's children out i'm gonna say with my dog for the rest of the night you got the impact bullet she is a right that support cares god bless all you think for listening you're in a leg pleas for the love of god because i want to know what it's like i wanna hear feedback goaded cage first cons dot com you they go down there get yourself some fried don't get it as to why you listen the two short snoop dog and all these other motherfuckers you're gonna be down there and then go in there i watched her mammy may mme fights and there the headline fight is

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