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2022-05-05 | 🔗

Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.

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not to get tackled. While I do my shit jokes, like that people say: do you say you worried now? Do you think it's are you worried as a community and that things are gonna happen? It's like no. These cuts you see, people only seem to be attacking black comedians in los angeles are rife. Now. I m, in los angeles. but I am as white as a bedsheet. Alright, and I'm proud of that, and you can't take that away from me. Arose. Debts reverse something, or rather I think so too standard, why Can I be proud of my alabaster legs, god Was I pay for every summer, though, the Fuck and white: your legs are realised build your legs could be president. I anyway. So last night
I had to host a show for network netflix. I do I also they showed during they know they have the big netflix comedy festival here, which has been fuckin. Amazing all Comedians that I've been running into has been such a great time, in our when lunatics aren't you know charging up The stage. Christ, they fuck that guy up, I think yes, mental issue. So there's a part of me aside from the weapon that actually, I saw the sadness in his eyes which this crisis, fuckin arms- look like you know, privacy toy story. What said does to his toys? That's what his arms look like this, the deck needs help. I hope he gets help. Opie does but anyways. shadow to the constant, still brought this cell phones in instil filmed it's just. Fuckin ridiculous man. I did can't do, is show without somebody fell minute on some level.
Put your cell phones in the bags and just sit there like adults. Is that so fucking hard, no man, I gotta film, it man, I gotta get likes man. I gotta get some friends on my fuckin count. Man but then again we also don't build anything in this country anymore. Not true! You turn turn tables headstrong ample of fires. Marijuana. Alright, we, who make things in this country. Gotta go out, you gotta go find it. years go by without you turned turntables, my mother law already bought herself a turntables. I don't know what I'd do I'd I'd. What to do? I talked shit saint. I was going to give them some business, so first person that emails me it says they want a. U turn turn table. Gimme the eye, the color and all of that go pick it out I'll buy for you I'll, send it to you. and then you go play
Records and you shut up your face about that. the bill billy christmas over here did somebody of his last tv taken of the night of the will of the year. now we can just fuckin, Just go: do shit go out on the road hide in an edit bay during the day it doing my shit jokes at night. You mean you would know by listening. To, dare I say, the music in my voice right now,. Dead. The brook Stop the second gained through the hurricanes, I can manhandled again I'll say right now we have all the finesse in the world, but come this time a year we gotta get it. We gotta get some more. You know, equates the loot, teaches the fuckin all away, throughout history there
is the identity of our hockey team and we listen. We listen to the innate, shall commissioner saying that they wanted to get that out of the game and for some reason we listened and nobody else did and now we're getting manhandled in the fuckin play off said. I gotta tell ya as a guy can barely skate backwards, getting sick of it. Ok, we got some fuckin is Whereas goal scores, we got some fuckin pipers out their march past the bourgeois taylor hall We coil. We need somebody to fuck it up the ice. May I did it, I don't you know I ran to a canadians fan last night and he was all excited that they they shit the bed and came in last, because I guess it's a decent draft. If for half a second, I was actually go and like a factor can using any get good. It's like. I don't give a fuck. If they get a finesse blair, we have finesse players, we need couple guys on the team to keep the other.
people in line, so our guys can go out and do what they do, because there is no fucking reason. We should be lose into the carolina hurricanes. I mean that is basic. I mean they are basically Gimme that they should play a mall. Carolinas, not a fuckin hockey city. well, I guess it's estate right, etc. Hockey state like basketball down there. They don't even like the pro game they ll the college games, why? Why people in north carolina like college troops I'll tell you why, because its the collegiate level, the athletes Don't get paid their predominantly black and remind them of how they originally made money in that state hot I said it not kidding actually supported the hell out of vodka. the charlotte hornets, and then something happened with the owner.
He did something, that was so disgusting. The entire state just said, buddy. Why don't you just take you fuck enfranchise go on a little walk, And go down to that filthy city. New Orleans ok, there's a reason, god put that city underwater iraq, as he's gotta clean it out every couple years with the hurricane that what is going on with you. I don't know. I'm just trying to make jokes here. That's all I love new orleans. You know If ever I was gonna live in a city and die of a heart attack. New Orleans would be the place you don't just fry everything. Once every three weeks is a shipment of vegetables at the supermarket, and if you know standing in line like you win for fuckin rolling stone tickets in the nineteen seventies, I'm gonna get any That's basically it and you just gonna go have a poor boy sandwich some shit with a delicious beer, I will say this about new orleans. If you are a tourist, do not go to bourbon street, that is the times square. Every town has the times square words
MR bunch, a jerk off tourist puking on each other in some shading locals pick pocketing people in new orleans that is bourbon street you gotta stay away from that. Bourbon street is for young, dumb people that want to take their tits out, both male and female, ok other than that, you stated, I gotta they're here. Figure, something else. on a website, but anyways. They are so the usher, it hornets moved to new orleans and became the new orleans hornets And then like this doesn't make any sense On the pelicans. which I actually like Can I heard it? I said that sounds like a minor league baseball team and I and my cab driver When I was anyone said, you know what there was actually a a mightily a team here, one point, namely the pelicans. I think that's what he's. I think you said baseball. so that made me feel smart. You know with someone who doesn't reed. Anyway.
yeah, so it's been really hard I'll be I'm gonna be on us. there's a part of me that loves the carolina hurricanes because I missed the hartford whalers, so least the franchise still exists and I hope at some point hartford gets another franchise, but I dont know This so many fuckin hockey teams right there, but it worked in the past. You know He catches wedge one more in their fuckin. Right, and then there will be an instant rivalry, The bruins His people can drive the each other's stadium. I don't I don't understand what the problems but yeah, I so. Let's say celtic, so one one. It seems a little banged up we didn't have mac is smart and I realized the bucks were missing in a couple of people, so
we'll see how that goes. That series looks like it's currently six or seven gi bill. You go out on a limb there. Now that the series is one to one. Do you really think it's going to go six? Yes, I do. I. And what else than the bronze it just gettin fuckin manhandled, but we are going back. Take the word back baby abu doo, doo, doo, we're going back to boston going. Back to miami may to Boston. And yes, we ship and up to boston and we lost our legs or whatever that fuckin song is so hopefully We can now. We can turn it around. This fuckin guy park in the car is like. Hang it outside the window to make sure he gets between the lines. That's not his fault, either by cars like that, once they get there backup cameras. You sit so low in the kok pit. That you know you gotta start line up. The parking spot, like thirty yards out
anyway So I also like rod Brenda more He sought the Joe Gerardi, I feel of The show or, if you just look at rod, Brenda Moore's face you will like you, are a hockey play he just not, while hockey players usually know because they have all those fucking cuts on their face, the skies but Joe gerardi to say they use didn't, know anything about sports. If you ever met Joe Gerardi, be like you are a major league catcher, it's just You look like you know some people just like a fireman or look at me. Some people just look like a jerk off. He does I gotta what that guy does but he's fucking annoying when he does it, and just saw that guy get out of his car. He's a man of a certain age. You know what I sort of keeping himself in shape. But you could tell he's, got a couple of kids.
You know said I was a t: shirt has sort of an open button down that he throws over kind of like a jacket, but it's really to hide his pouch Wait a minute, I'm looking at a mirror It myself: well, there goes the music in my voice yeah. so many ways: the red sox. Last night I taped the gay we fuck in blew another one. Is this Christ fuckin police, a closer come in, I actually love the guy. Just one of the wind, I just like how he walks in he makes me feel like. I don't need to go to the gym that day yeah. I just love how out of shape you can be, and still be, a major league baseball pitcher. It's fucking, amazing. I love a c c Sebastian and you can also be a fat bastard on the field, but they sticky first base. That was the rule back in the day, you know,
which, by the way, how much is it suck that they got that they added the de h rule to the national league. You know it baseball fans can complain, but we have no one to blame, but ourselves we stopped showing up all right They looked at the other three sports, the fuckin flashy sports, the action sports, the fast Ports and like that, so people like they like action, they want offence. When was the last time we really did well, When everybody was on steroids, and the yankees headed dynasty. It was probably the steroids believe in and the stairways rashly better for baseball than a yankee dynasty and a yankee dynasty. I hate to say it is a red sox fan, is baseball history mammy how dynasties they had a thirty year dynasty And then he had worn in the late nineties, but during that time you know what was great about baseball. Was
You can go to the milwaukee brewers at county stadium. In a who, fuckin gives a shit game. You know in the you mid may. And watch some guy. You never even heard of go up The plate, looking He was in a marvel fuckin movie. And smash won over a keg of beer with a big tidied whore used to slide into. While she wasn't. Oh, she was a dancer. Sorry. Death, I think they need to bring steroids back. You know like they should leave like now that we ve legalised weed And I feel like if they're gonna take the right to abortion away Then we should get something like their rights. You know The main steroids would be great. Steroids- should be legal.
for all those. You know soon to be single moms out there from the trucker that Bangemann, whatever the fuck happened and the guy takes off Gonna need to be jacked, because she's gonna be the only one caring for their child. Maybe she gets a manual labor. Of all the fucking things to take away during global warming. You gonna take away abortion like not too, we have over seven billion people. And you're going to take away people's right to kill some. I mean are we doing. You know what I think: I'm gonna go hollywood and I'm gonna get. Herr transplant and when I can grow my hair long enough to put it into a ponytail I'm gonna feel myself in front of the senate. arguing for people still be to be allowed to kill their babies That is the move when
done everything you can do and hollywood them the next movies you get involved in politics. Now that you ve been on a movie set and nobody can tell you what to do cause. You sell tickets You know that power gets boring after while you wanna go like what. If Oh I'm, just one in a movie set what if I was running a country and then they get involved in that should then you I have to go right! You gotta! Have you long actor, hair right highlighted? You know you know that that is basically a comb over with a beautiful had a hare right, it's a comb over and they It straight like right across with a juggler is then you have your highlights, then you pull it. into ponytail So everybody knows that you're serious. Now that this is serious you put on a suit. You know But there's still a little bit of flair and there the people know the again. You know you still given you know you still building your brand as that eyes guys.
that just lights up the silver screen and then you go in there with your pet projects. You know If the porpoises or whatever the fuck, it is you're trying to do effect change loan you celebrity. to the rest of us how do you know what the fuck I'm talking about, I'm sitting in a parking lot way to go in to at the next. Ten minutes of them or six minutes you six minutes a day is based. That's actually a decent pace when you're editing a movie- and this is how you walk in every and you watch the next six minutes of your movie and your like. This is a giant steaming pile of shit, I'm, never going to work in this business again and then you start editing and then, by the end of the day, you're on like this high cuz, you fix that six minutes you're like holy fuck. This is going to be great. I think this is going to be really great liberties. The room like advantage can be a fuckin hit. I And you go home and you feel good,
oh, you go home, you slap your wife on the s and you said you realize the fuckin genius that you married. you cute so and so right then she goes. How can we not asking about my day right and then you go to bed. And you drive to work and the dread starts coming again because you know you're going to look at the next six minutes and whatever that fucking euphoria was the night before is all going to go away. And unita gonna be up to your chest and you can be crying in the fatal position and then you're editors, gonna, culturally off the couch and go come on. come on, let's just take it ten seconds at a time, And that's what I'm about ready to walk into. next horrifying nab. It's actually not that bad everybody tone. You know when you look at the original assembly the assembly of the movie, which has all the footage. in chronological order that
gonna wanna kill yourself, and I didn't want to kill me. I want to kill myself until the third day. Actually, good. The first two days and ever since then. I've been suicidal every morning, monday through friday, but I've been told by every other director out there that this is the normal process. Of editing something This is such a weird thing. You know when I get like overly busy like this, occasion, you know when I'm driving a work. I just see some homeless person, like just their feet, hang out of a tent. I am actually envious going like you know,. I know that person has a lot of stress like how they gonna get the fuck and change to go It's something arby's today. but right now As we are all sitting in traffic. That person is snoozing on that nice sunbaked. Warm!
peace. A concrete their feet. Hang out. You know you just look at you know grasses always greener. I just look at that person thinking. You know that person doesn't have to take a zoom call today. Do they. They don't have a zoom meeting, they don't have to make some concessions, or maybe they do first concession they may cause. They don't have a fucking mattress and maybe that's the next thing I'll buy some mattress from helix, helix by some mattresses, just go stick amount on the sidewalk little piss off everybody in the neighborhood. Why you helping them out, was bad enough. There was sleeping there now they're fucking above that's how long can combat them taking away the right to abortion is just going to start giving homeless people mattresses,
So then they'll be a bunch of like little homeless babies out there. This is getting dark, a bunch, your home is babies out there and people will feel so bad. They built, oh, my god. This breaks, my heart. You should be allowed to kill those things before their born again. Anyway, oh, what a wonderful worlds. I see babies be at birth. nobody wants. Now They are born everyone walks away, and I say to myself- Why didn't you flush it down the toilet? Sorry Let's talk about something that is depressing because who know who really knows the right answer to that? You don't owe me: god
A guy is awaiting a conversation in forever. Anna was a bunch of lunatics out there. They think a he's, listen it they think he's watching. Is a great job right, their driving a fuckin garbage truck. You know just existing in the alleys, poland, To a parking lot, bringing that fuckin thing down, you may have to get out of the truck I would love to do that job. You know. It's not much. I would love to do that job. If I accidentally spilled some trash, I would get out of the fucking truck and I would put it in the trash bin and I would do it that's. How much are we care? You know Could you gotta make sure you put litter in its place in the ocean right? Let's make sure that the fish who had nothing to do with the consumption of of Disposable products, you know bear the pain of our since. what do they say? The sins of the father? on bears the sins of his father right.
What about the fish? They with update that right I think I'll bring that up when I go in front of the senate. and now from I love the eighty strikes back bill burs here to discuss what we should be doing in the ukraine, russian russia conflict. Anyway, so last night I hosted a show and is just one beast of a comic after another. It. That the palladium, the hollywood palladium, which is where richer prior did live on the sunset strip with such a fucking honor to be there and. You know, that's the that's the one lab in the sunset strip where richard war or, if I said this last podcast, I can't remember Are you guys have just so traumatized by what I just saw with that
the noise of the garbage shrug backing out that I just need to take. I need it a couple weeks off just reset. hope you guys can deal with me not being on sniping a presence and social media pressure. More douche on fuckin social media telling me they need to take a break psych. Who does it as a good. Somebody says: yeah! Listen! I gotta get out of here. It's like we all got to get out of here. I gotta get out of here, but the fact is that even made so what we are gonna wait around in fuckin shoot you out. You can't. you get to get all your shit dunce? You can get the fuck out of here not sit in traffic, you fuck, stay here with the rest of us, so well I'll, go down together Is it about three for time that you have to be singing about the ocean. Was a boy there, the fuckin fee Gerald.
But tat. I sing song song blue creep in my window that guy Then the elephant I just wish, I knew the fuckin lyrics Romania Billy joel with the. yeah well go down to get that. She wasn't about oceans. the water, was it. It was about. vietnam. Vets, familiar bunch of vienna veterans came out, you know, You know loves three for time. Alcoholics, because there are already swain it's a great way to hide that you didn't just have to actually had seven, Sailors, Everything, what are ya will blow levant down to three one. Two three is just a fuckin.
I I think that's the origin of line dancing is three for time. people just interlocked. You know. Rocking their heads back and forth, trying to fucking a race. Whatever horrible thing they did to another group of people, sorry anyway, so last night, if I get through this, we had an amazing, an amazing stand up, shall listen to this. This is this is the line above uniform aloud. To say that I have they advertise it Right at the gate, we have shall wolf, only performed for the president's sir without their smacked everybody around to get it go, and then we had my car all away from london Christ. You know Scott the baby face. He comes out in a suit and then just as the darkest shit you're ever gonna hear Then our staff toll of came out fucking destroyed.
People killed so hard ass. She remembered the line up. Then it was Joe Bart nick. Then I want to say bumping mics david talent Jeff Ross and they brought me out in the end we all got to sit there trash and each other with so much fucking fun stand. on stage getting trash by both of them, so look for and then it was in Edwards one of my favorite, Comedians of all time they dal re. Obviously where my best friends and then Jess curse and write a jessica said the funniest, but just something I really relate to. We were backstage and she just I always get put on last euro. It cycle the fuck am I was put out, and I said I go you're gettin punished, but being that funny, that's how it when you get to a certain level of funny,
time is a showcase. They put you one last, because no one can follow you and they know that you're gonna fuckin go up there and be able to follow everybody else, and I gotta take them by just a curse. I mean ever since I've been going on after her like she is somebody you have to have a game plan. you can't just we adjust has gone on for me. I could just let me know when she's done you have to like be like I'd. I'm open with this, this should the momentum and she went up and just absolutely fucking Slade both shows. The Josh admires upon my friends were on their Josh admires came over the goddamn commie jam. The great song, and then we had a special guests in the aim which I don't off were allowed to say He came on absolutely destroyed another one of my great friends in this business like the whole from starts. In the end, it was just.
Everybody. I love all my friends and they all fuckin killed it, and it was just this really really great. I think he's gonna come together. That's gonna to together nicely and adjust. It really felt like an old school. comedy, show where it was just like one back in the day when they do those showcases. Used to watch him when I was first start now before us. Even a comedian, they'd have a comic coast and he just brought out one fuckin, beast after another, and that was the vibe last night's us. Thank you to everybody. There came out and thank you too netflix, for I asked me to do it. I could not have had a better time. And once again we did it at the hollywood. Palladium. where richard did? Live on the sunset strip- and it was funny I was actually so going like god. I would love to do a special here, but this I can't this is richard's. This is richard's huffs, but ended up run into a comedian, later on that night, who
Should we take especial their cells like our? I will then he kind of. Ah, you know her broke the seal that it's ok. At the very least, I have to come back and do a run, dates there. I would. I just had like it had at magic? Is just one of the almost play places just walk into? They just have that five, you, like, oh, my god. she's gonna be awesome. I just kind of news gonna be great, and I was so happy that everybody had a good time they all went out and killed. But not an end tonight tonight. I have I'm doing the forum to you could believe, Oh freckles got a big tonight, but this would be fun. You don't owe me I don't have to worry about a tv taping am, I To edit anything I your school is, go up, there go off and you know it's fucking awesome. I actually got a couple a drum kits put in there. And my drug teacher davy, which is coming down
and I haven't taken a drum lesson in a while and I was like well I mean when you play an arena, you have to be rent it for the whole day. So why don't you come down? And give me like an hour and a half lesson before have to do my shelves, so he's all fuckin aunt up for that, just going to be just the two of us too. From kids facing each other. It's gonna be the fuckin shit. And I am in a great mood are right, and that is that that is the podcast. For this week I gotta go edit. The next six minutes of this. This movie that I know is gonna, be awesome and that's it. I thank unthinkingly. It's coming down to the early form. Thank you too netflix. at me on that gig last night. Thank you to all the comics that went up and absolutely destroyed it, and thank you to everybody that came out. Look at me. Look at me be it all. Nice shows Gratitude know what kind of a man this fucking. Poland, what kind of a man drives a two cedar convertible. I am sorry, that's too it's a cieca a guy. Can
privately cedar, but it has to be hard. Top right we get the soft topped in everybody's? Got we get it you taken viagra. Ok, the elevated doesn't go to the penthouse anymore fucking with you. Is it your car, though I will tell you the ultimate. I think bad ass fucking feed a car to me is the mercedes for fifty s cell the one that my wife loves that car, the one that Sharon stone had and casino the white one. She just six sets a dope ass car. and everything My picture her in the car. How great she would look, I think, about gettin it for, but unlike air. What if she only drives it for a fuckin, and then you know. You got a like old cars to get an old carcass. It's it's a.
I can relationship, they gotta be leak and all over the place, it's gonna be
it's not going to be an easy thing. Alright, let me put the fucking windows up here. I got to. I got to go knock this thing out here. Alright people, that's the podcast, enjoy the interlude, hear the music I picked up by the great and with them lists, and then we have a bonus half hour of the thursday afternoon. Just before friday, monday morning, podcast have a great weekend. Your concerts go bruins, let's go red sox, the pay! What's going on, it's bill burn it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday may fifth.
Two thousand and fourteen cinco de mayo. Everybody. Happy single two mile to all the mexican listeners there, thou white people and everybody else who just wants to go on, get shit faced tonight, whatever reason say: I'm an excuse tomorrow when you drag dragon ass. they had always sure got up to your level of productivity that were used to hear at cards. Well, cogs any be like fuck. You I went out to celebrate last night. What's the matter, you don't Mexicans there you go, few times a white person can Is the race car to slam the fucker right down? Are you against mexico? Will all right, then, Kindly remove yourself from my the area right. I got drunk last night for america.
I always went last night. I was hanging out with jason lie ahead. Obviously race has been a huge fuckin spelling. Topical interest: over the last couple of days, I was override jason lids place, he's got this those get really cool rooftop and I get to see allay see the helicopter fuckin with their spouse. Laid down in some poor bastard trying to run away. I don't, I feel, about police helicopters out here. Just in general, I mean of the catch and the bad guys, but it does kind of get to the point like you know how much fuckin help do you need here. You guys already have gear. You guys are all on the same t. Your hive uniforms. Ok, it's like nine hundred cop cars to one car car you're all on the radio. I just made a right on fuckin sunset: helicopter to lighten the guy up is christ. How long
would Bonnie implied last. in this day and age you couldn't fuckin get away with. What am I defending way now? Homicidal maniacs, I guess I am this- is some about, like you know so, You watch a cowboy indian movie, you gotta roof vienna. Don't you go you're for the indians. I guess the native americans is that what they call now am I in trouble. Do I have I apologise. get useful for the fucking underdogs. So I look at it. What the fuck em saints way was set up on the roof. and does he want. There is already some people partying up there. and they celebrate and signalled a mostly mexican people, I think up their play in the music and all that shit, blah blah blah everything's fine, so me and lie ahead in a budget. Likewise, we go up there and that we sit down on these other chairs. We start smoking cigars,
All of a sudden one of the dude comes walk over. You drinking and they had like. Do you know these these potted plant, bushes and the do walk and overturn area, there's no exit, and then he walked behind the bushes. We're like is he going to piss over there, so one of the guys that wherewith goes is I go no, that's not a bad from man, that's not a bathroom and the guy Stay down there, four minutes, so that we go back to talk and spoken of cigars, and then I hear him talk to his friends. as is your prove that sort of personal and then I hear oh, we got your back. We got your back right of sitting around god. Here we go. we go and does so then I'm thinking like maybe he wasn't pissing. That's, why he's mad and then he's looking to that's going like all those white guys already like us up here with our music and now he assumed, just because I walked behind these bushes that out, taken a fuckin piss
Maybe I was just looking down over the side of the building to see if my friend was shown up right. That's what Thinking this playing out of my head so long story short here how can you know a couple, a mean mugen, looks over our way and so on. Already thinking in my head out of verbally talk the whole situation down, basically doing that The opposite of what a bouncer does you don't? Were they their security, but they always escalate the situation. That story told a while back You guys almost got into fight in the budgets for could break em up. Ok, I know what's going on here and this guy goes well, this guy think any kind of put his hand on the his shoulder and the bouncer goes. Okay, first of all, don't touch me in immediately. Fucking escalated it now, rather than he was coming over to defuse it. He was escalating it. So I was sitting there going like all right out a fucking I'm gonna fuckin conveyed an honest man Take of this do wasn't peasant out and what the fuck was, you think you're drinking,
stumbling over you walk behind bushes, on a roof yellow to me, that is classic I'm dry. And I'm gonna piss the those this place, I can find you know oh cover, cover, I should say nobody can see me- is what it should say so. Long story short black do comes over whose gay this is like a fuckin realities shop. You know they get while we need is an asian guy. Some We will sassy attitude. I think I have a hit show her. You know, so he comes over and He's like yeah, sorry, I don't know, he's gay, but he has like the gay accident, which I guess it's homophobic to say, but he had an a feminine action I assumed was gay, not saying he can't get married in sunday, get divorced, lose half his ship. He has the right to do that. He has a right to do everything straight. People do even the dumb ship.
all right that I cover my tracks. So he comes over. And he goes hey man, sorry about the bible. He goes into apology mode and I go in immediately into apology mode. I just say: hey mads, honest mistake. we thought it was taken taking. I didn't blah blah blah blah blah and then in the end, when he walks away, my other body goes not get here a peasant. So I don't know what the fuck happened. So then, I guess the roof is rarely fuck and thin and oh they're playing music dance and shit and then, like the order, came up and then a little bit later this year. but person came up and They can the whole fuckin time the guys. These mexican dude think that we call those people that like I showed up like, are what are they doing up on our roof? That completely, not the case, and I was There are, of course, cause, I'm a hollywood phony, rather than actually giving into the tension of it. I was actually Thank you like hey this.
they got seen in a script, just a complete Misunderstanding and I thought I still think it's a comedy. I don't think it's me Why crash, I think it's a comedy because they were all young and in shape, and we were a bunch of old white guys, smoking cigars. So that would be a funny fight that would definitely be like you know. dual headlong shit go along with the short coming up the ass crack coming out. You know what a real fight looks like it's. Never pretty! You know by the way who who saw me whether fight anybody I actually didn't see it. I heard it was, was actually good fight, to have so much faith in me, whether as if as a fighter that idea order, his fights cause he just when's every fuckin time, but he never knox him out. So I just watch and pepper, and the guy
kind of dances around the first couple arise as though you don't try to do that. Ok, the depth of the people three words are gonna fuckin old guy start, yet who were more persia, gape away He's gonna get out he's got three more fights. three more. I am actually worried about me whether I can tell I know it's a smart guy, but I can't tell if he understands money or, if that's just to shop in army any time you see a guy. In a field where, Age is a factor like by the time he had forty and they have like legs fuckin, an airport hangar. of all white cars. You know me
just start saying that are like when you buy the tiger woods mother down shit, you have your own water park in your backyard. I mean you just can't sustain that you literally start living a lifestyle where it's like the only way I can afford. This is is, if I'm champion of the boxing world. Eventually, you gonna be fifty but should we not hopkins, I mean yet you're, not you not can be the champ anymore and now But a tiger next or water park next to fuckin nine white bentleys, and I don't you gotta, get like you gotta, get the yeah, you got it the outside the business money I mean. Will they drawing a half a circle right now, as I'm saying outside the business money trying to think of a good sample of it. I would say fifty cent with this fuck environment, more brilliant, that's Fucking, brilliant, that's like us, fuckin hooker with whose fuck and takes a hooker money and then for
in buys an apartment, building. so you can get me out from underneath your pimp because that's really kind of what show businesses funny you come into this business. You think you're the pimp and then about our now for me, about fifteen years and you like, I wait a minute, I'm the guy walk in the block. Need to somehow try and make money outside of this business, because I can always shake my ass for so long before another young redheads gonna to be coming along, and then I'm finished right. So I need I need go by a whorehouse which is a fucking com the club I dont, know what I need to do, but I gotta stop make money outside of this business because I'll be fucked. If I'm going to be some, a bald guy and a fuckin wrinkled tuxedo on a cruise cruise ship I'll, be sold that point not only it'd, be telling jokes. I was I'll do be also kind of singing classic songs from me, american consign book. You know it
With the present we gotta get back up what I think you need to go back to work and argives people laugh and then I'll be like a summer ago, someone case blow it in full, more cross the sea, and I do a big thing like like you know I fucking one of those chick or whores on fucking price is right. Our new car. They do that little swing with their hand like as if you can't see the fucking car. That's what we don't cry the sea it I'll. Just there. It is where our own, how bout you are a fat fuck. You know fuck and dance with me will go to the casino about cruise ships, I don't like how they decide. When you fuck me, like all of a sudden. I joined This guy's navy,
that one cruise ship, that's the thing that I hated the most aside from the fact that you couldn't get away from the crab baggage allies, as I realise that you What the fuck off it's over. Hey I, like your short yesterday, those short you: what would you think of that off bucket? They set their fault. You come up with your material actually, that about jumping overboard like half the fucker terminated terrified of the ocean, but I thought the water Could be called enough that hypothermia would get me before I get it by a fuckin shark and even then by then I be so fuckin numb you know. Maybe it wouldn't hurt. I don't want to. I was talking about out of a race talking about rachel issues, so this week I gotta, try remember what the fuck happened out. Ok,
the first one. That happened literally happened the day put up the podcast and you want to fuck it Peppino mine is on twitter, when some kind were fuckin, send me a tweet. Male or female can't ok, equal equal opportunity. I will say, like a bill. Did you see this thing about donald sterling on the clippers and then they just right thoughts. Like I'm, just posted, you start focusing our will shit. Let me just take time out of my pocket day. You know talk about this fuckin thing in that way, you fuck talk about. I talk to you once a week on Monday. Ok, twitter account dr mean that thoughts, thoughts anyway, sorry really.
candidate, but I just can't help its way up. So when I was young, I love that fight. What what? What could you thought for can possibly be other than like here? That was horrific. I mean I'm like a lady s like I don't have a bit on it, but I'm not going to do it on the pod cast but- Can't tell you this, though I didn't understand what mark cuban was talking about, where they were saying they were. He gave the slippery slope. The slippery slope thing there. There's always somebody like whenever you I you know this guy says he loves hitler. We gotta get rid of open and, as always, I worry about that's a slippery slope. Lily yellow you started this guy. We you draw the line, how you know you draw the line at a racist with fucked up moustaches how but we drug it's pretty clear. at present lie, like I dont understand, where the
slippery slope like if you're gonna fire in order for being overtly racist. What next you don't like my shirt fuck, I mean I don't I actually in defence of him I read them. for I was gear. This isn't a fancy, my just googled it, and then I looked it up. I saw these sense can a retracted and all I have here is that the outspoken billionaire said it was a slippery slope to suggest that sternly should be forced out is owner over comments made in the privacy of his home yeah, I mean well there taken out of context, but I dont know he said What Donald said was wrong. It was abhorrent. that word means must be bad because whores in their abhorrent a place for racism and the aim nba any business some associated with, but at the same time
It's a decision that I make. I guess he's saying I make a decision not to be racist. I think you've got to be very, very careful when you start making blanket statements about what people say and think as opposed to what they do. It's a very, very slippery slope somebody. What is he saying there? I don't get it. Is he saying that sky says racist shit. Been his personal life, but during the day his business is made, he has eleven employees on his players This team in ten of em are african american, so spite what he says on the farm If everybody hired the way this guy did, I mean that's ire that no Percent. African american shit. Why people be out jobs. I don't know what to say. I don't understand where the slippery slope is blood
What are you gonna? Do the guy said what he's fucking said? and I understand that it was a private conversation, but he was damn enough to do, over the phone. He he's just a bite I went out for much saying that he should have just said it without being on the phone. I know what he said was wrong, but the thing is this. Every fucking movie made is his own fucking fault. That's his own fault, the zone. I can fault that you would say something like that over the fucking phone too a woman whose actin like she's india, whose fifty years younger than you fuckin moron. It was unbelievably reckless and I'm glad he did it. because. Ouch is fucked up Ok, now I don't I our. I would understand that guy. If that guy lived in the middle, What could nowhere
it's around all fuckin white people any was eighty years all amounts lamp mean shit, yeah, that's obviously how he's gonna fuck it think this guy was born in nineteen thirty something- and he was faced by people were born and, like the turn of the fuckin century at reach roman for president that one of the biggest fuckin racist ever right, that is, his fucking name. I don't know. So anyway, semi yeah. What were the fucking things going to tell me this guy got raised by racist and then and then he didn't fuck and travel, but this guy actually travelled. Ok. That's that's the one that I don't get and I'll get when you finally have interaction, and you actually have examples and its specific said that you now know that you can still further That way, and then What the fuck and four messages hilarious crises literally talking to somebody, who's, half of? What was she black have black. You know,
he's literally trashing black people, tour she's getting offended. He said, they're, going like on your mind, Don't you understand how your words hurt me and his foot awful is it was. I would love to have that level of money that she had that fact just so wrapped up in yourself. Did you don't even realize you're hurting people in your actually you you're playing the victim yourself. I don't know So now it's actually, I don't think he's gonna try and sell the team which is be fascinating as they try and force this guy out. But I think they should be able to do it because he's fucking with the whole image of the league. Whenever one of gonna shit like this comes out. It is always bugs me because everybody gets to act like holier than thou, because they didn't get caught anything fucked up here I mean I think people safer,
tough shit. I think everybody says fucked up shit and I think people think fucked up shit and they're just smart enough to not say it out loud, and I don't even think that it makes you a racist. You just think you just see you can't get fuck and help it. You just fuckin europe project for how you grew up. You part of it Spare in every field is everybody has fear So fear will drive you the thinking the worst of somebody if you're in a fearful situation like I still bit my act out, everybody's racist at night, and It's like you have to be so you can get home. You have to think the worst of people saying that fuckin idiot that just walks into what cheaper. Help. You started. fuckin go over there and get knocked over there and thrown in it, and then that's the worse than the next day. We raise like oh awful, let it happen but Jesus they were well. What was this guy thinking so.
After all, but I got commend all the clipper players for x is still going on in playing, because I don't know that I would have you know. I mean you gotta, feel at ease gonna feel like irregularity. I've worked some club on is that of an absolute dixon. I still had a couple apple, a fuckin shows left and I wanted to like burn down the club and then choke the guy to death and throw him on the fucking ashes like I felt that and still had to trudge through the shelves, and there was no no racism involved, there wasn't this negative thing that affected my life every fuckin day and then this guy actually personified it. It was just a guy being a dick and I still had to what there and retain his fuckin, the people there common, because at that point it wasn't a draw sitting. They come to the club and I wanted them to have a bad experience, because I wanted this person to go out of business. I I can only relate to it at that half a percent also, I can't imagine what the fuck they will go through butter. It's gonna to tell you on a selfish level,
It's gonna be really entertaining to watch this guy fight, the fuckin nba and not trying lose his team Emma Jane, Christ. What a fucking situation issues You just be a fuckin man. Now just walk away. You gonna drag down everybody with you. one of those guys- you know I don't know- It's just what he did then causes everybody else too. Well what about the other owners and all of that type of shit? just he fucked up he fucked up. He is fucked up. He got Caught a bunch of times evidently do in other shit and he never change this fucker ways. Just fuckin chickens came home to roast you know what's what's his big penalty, he sells it and as a billion dollars euro school by a yacht drive out the ocean and scream or your racist shit near be free of their freedom.
But what you want beginning for consent. You know it was. I had the fuckin steer round all the aid, all the funny areas where I'm doing the bid on it. I would then also. The but The bronze in montreal commit canadian started another classic color. to play off series. The first game went to overtime. Can canadians one and then they came to but they are all wrapped up in a bronze. Came back, came still, coming back to steal game too so it's wonder one too. unbelievable, like I put those he up against any fuckin games in the history of Serious but unfortunately, pk Subban subaru, scored the golan overtime game one and then, like a couple years ago. when that other african american players, gordon overtime goal in the capitals, a
Of the brons fan base goes on and starts fucking trending the inward honour on twitter and then and then I just opens the shitstorm. You know it's fuckin. ugly and all I type of stuff and it really ruins it. Such a the fucking fuckin move. You know what I mean: it's such a fucking, such a pussy forget, I don't get it in two thousand fourteen to do something like that. Almost equally annoying. Is then, when people on twitter start doing that your class, she boston when they send out like that's like this happy thing to say wages. They classy, like whose that is. Why does everybody say that now and you only use class when you talk, And about like a sports team, now. That come from wrong. Burgundy stay classy, san, diego! I don't know what it is, but I don't understand why people on twitter cannon
express their views without using lake. I don't know like twitter language. Why can't you do? Why can't you just say that you know that was fucked up Boston way with you no way to stay class. It wasn't like that. Trending thing, I don't know what these fuckin kids do, but he is a deal. Throw you holier than thou canst that try to make racism a boston thing, and I might I can't defend boston, nor will I it is an overtly racist, yet liberal King bizarre place. I think the reason why so democratic is because so many people in boston wanna get a fuckin state job, so they don't have to work. I mean that was a lot of my friends. I want to go the doll I want to lean on Fuckin shovel I'll get the benefits oh yeah, how the fuck there's a lot of that go on there, yet it still just fucking overtly racists. But having said that, all you,
for that fuckin wrote like Boston was the worst fuckin city ever I also believe that racism is in the south and in boston, become a community and travel the road tell me what you think, because that is but in my experience- and I'm not good at I can be a douche now and name a bunch of towns countries that I've been too I gotta tell you that weird. It's all one level where I think we ve programme a long way is far is maybe in the media. It's not as bad as it, but I sometimes I just think that people just know what not to say now. Blood on another level. I think you know if the doll collapsed. Another hitler could come along and fuck and crush it. No problem there were. There would be enough
they would definitely be enough far people signed up for that. At that point, you: get the chicken noodle soup and get a nice fuckin outfit and take out who the fuck is forced to take out, I basically that's what I have I have after travelling. All that I have travelled. I have no faith and humanity such a terrible thing to say, but it's true, it's awful. Awful- and you know It- piquets brother actually plays for the mind. big bronze, I don't know his name, you place goal So now this kid asked to put on the fucking jersey. Fan base that not only said the most offensive word to his race, but called his brother that anxious I just wish. You know something. I dont- want like big brother or anything like that. The only time on pro big brother is, I really wish that when you wrote shit like that that all
sudden like one of those police helicopters, would just be circling your fucking house and then he had to go to work. The next day, hang in your head in shame, because it's such a pussy fuckin thing to do an unfortunate and it takes away from this. It's amazing series, the brain First? It contains which is gonna, go seven games and already there's a bunch of great storylines going on in it, and the greens have a great fuck, a team, solid bruins. I the canadians on the way up and we'll get a little bit old. Yet we this young defence, I get to it do of fuckin loving doggie hamilton, you know just And because he's young he shoots the park all the time I feel is coming down offensively, unlike whenever, like an older defence, meant just seems they never shoot the park. They would do the smart play and die, you sit there like blown out your fucking
voice box screaming at the tv going showed the fucking day just showed it and I know they know the game away more than me, but That does not stop me from showed that fuck. It thinks graham and you'll never have to yell leaded doug hamilton. It's great. He just shoot it broke the same way. Fuckin for by the way, I absolutely loved, Johnny boy chuck boycott. A boy shots celebration when he fucking lasted that one in from the air, the blue line, the fuckin, how it's a shot and when he put his hands up in the air I swear to god he did his own version of the fray the tank, never frank take an old school when he started. Can do the thing like he was an anti aircraft gun. He did his a little slower. so I think because he was doing more six euros, but that's gotta be the fuckin greatest fail whenever the html the frenchman, you guessed gate, ninety miles an hour backwards and then you bring
Into the offensive zone You just from the blue line, a fuckin bob Goes right through everybody rang through the back, in that that's gotta, be the greatest fuckin feeling ever so whatever the first one, the next game is gonna, be in montreal. An arm. game through is always a fuckin crucial one and the same game series. I think, if the bruins, when it would definitely going to answers, I would say well done only when the fuckin series, we lose that game. It's it's gonna be an uphill battle. I still think we can do it just because we have enough guys were experienced by around my games. Reason: mother, fucker, Oh by the way I look at the black box. Now there was a one six interim does motherfuckers are gonna win it all again and I think
we can get to the final, and I'm worried that it's gonna be the same problem that we ran into last year, which was they were just too deep. They just head, many fuckin guys, you know Patrick came hausa, jonathan taves and then you get there de france- you know doc casey broken those guys. It's just that just two fuckin you thought you'd, like you, just don't get. Time off man fuckin they ads well they're still detained debate, and I think that they can. I mean they want it again this year, that's two thousand ten. two thousand now wait diversity, doesn't turn than we wanted an eleven who want two thousand twelve. They want it last year, obviously other kings.
Also that wouldn't be a dynasty cause they? They will want three in five years, they'll give you three out of four they'll call it a dynasty back in the day he had went three years in a row to be a dynasty, but either way three five years would be the shit. So I my money on them to win at all. I just don't see. You know, barring injury, I just don't see anybody stop him. I hate this I mean I'm out see my heart. My brain tells me that my heart for the ruins of butter Spend amazing and I've I kind of watching over the NBA play of say, look like they fucking great too, but I just I just don't. Watch the shit. You gotta pick one of the other dude I get to. right now. If you're watching all the eddied show in all the NBA play off. You have no fucking life, there's no especially the first round Jesus Christ. You gonna fuckin watch sixteen play off series or whatever the hell it is they that there's no way can do it If it were not argue with you, fuckin relax,
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can shed show. But I love my wife, so I took it and she has a great time open up the son, she absolutely loves it, and it's just one of those things I have to deal with. You know it's funny. We ran up a mark I had the vice of sunglasses, cause his pocket, dickhead bus boy, stole my sunglasses. I get nice, parrots sunglasses. I did this acting gig right. They got everybody something that really nice, paris sunglasses that actually looked really good on my feet? fuckin head. and I went to a vague and restaurant everybody, fagin fuckin drop. My favorite vague strong in los angeles, could I somewhat Attention is a bit about sunglasses that I got for free for working in acting in a movie and now going to evade. restaurant and I'm gonna bitch, because the bus, stolen and yeah that's Out of touch, I am feeling fuck that douche I
it was a bus boy and I didn't steal shit can set it down? I walked out and at the time took me to walk to my car. I said I'll fuck and I turned back in my table was clear: and they re sat down to other fucking emaciated fucked. You know it's a brown rice and beans. And I got left my sunglasses caretaking affair. He got up. Ass boys cleared off the table, ask him and he just again he said he didn't see him and I was just like you are really so. I'm not gonna get him back, basically basically saying that he fucking swipe dominant she's a site. Now I guess people have found ipads and they because it's fuckin big too. Can ipad pisses me off You know something I don't mind, losing a parasite glasses in a stake house don t you stereotypes, you expect somebody develop in a fuckin. Vague and restaurant. Is it
Was to be all I hey me like now a stay You know, happy choose dame year, and this year we choose day. You nays gave me and right at once, be that, but I just can't some douche out at a party wearing was fucking glasses. and I had all these fuckin. Jason state them fantasies of hawaii. action here on my way to get my fuckin sunglasses back except I have your temper, even in my fuckin fantasies, I still punched him in the face through my glasses and broken. You want him, thursday stopping you fuckin ed the piss me off so anyway, so so we go to the beach and we're up. This is mall in malibu right just like the trophy wife fuckin its unreal, its unreal
they walk around trophy. Why he know a trophy wife, because she, you know she still trying to look heart like well into a fifties. She has It's like you did it. You married yeah, yeah kids, why still trying to look for possible. Just look like a man, it's great the book clothes given to it, but the thing is, Is they don't have? I don't have like. I think that they know that the second they let it slide. You know that, they're gonna, get traded in or something I don't know what it is I'll look, at least to me. You know so anyway, so went over their bought a pair of pocket sunglasses. Then I went to the goddamn beach kept my t shirt on the whole fuckin time. I just said put non son block fifty near also setting out should we get an umbrella, yawning an umbrella so like Egon, like it, the a now. I because I want to see me, would like more of a freak.
And then, when I got there, those a bunch of people fuckin umbrellas, we actually had pigment than I thought, like an asshole. I don't know I have just walk down along the water. No water was fucking ice, cold and when I get like knee deep in the ocean. I just think, like you know what it is about, Can shock and just when buying things, my white calf and it looks like a fucking drumstick like I would you go in this goddamn thing. I ate it literally, don't fuckin understanding on like I guess I do. Because people surf everyday likely. My people had served a whole life and they never get there by shoppers. The funny thing they. There's not a surfer. I've ever met that hasn't seen one talk to someone and why right and they will go and like I gotta- do don't rush away nervous about sharks like. meaning in trying to think about it now go if you ever seen one
and she was just like you, I just kind of light and myself and say it's a porpoise that maybe it's important. like you, just see something big swim underneath you any just akin to look at it. Like the way you don't look at a psycho, honest, subway, train or whatever I don't know I really, I honestly do not have the fucking balls for that. Anyways. I guess what I read it this week. Rented a chevy spark Finally, I get the downstairs fixed. After all, the water damage, peace is fuckin house is the money paid and- so again that shit fix downstairs. So I have my car, my truck in the garage and they get it, all this shit and through the garage, so I had to do you know I don't want. my truck on industry, as I was afraid. I was gonna, get stolen.
So I had to put that in fact, in storage- and is working and shit. So now I had to go rent a car, so they said what do you want to sell? Let me get a mid car, whatever fucking sedan, perfect, so I shot down there and they did the classic. Like griswold move to me- where they bring out the family structure and they basically like. Well you the camera. Whatever the fuck is still being washed, or corollas what it was. But this one's already ready and I was late I had to get the fuck out of here he hated being ass. I say: have fuck it I'll. Take that little fucking car dude. It is the worst hunker shit you know, I don't get mad cars for being what they are. If you are, We'll call your great little car. Actually fucking love like I, like you, know, redoubled bugs in that type of shit. But this thing is so fuckin underpowered, just with one person in the car carpet put the icing on. It is literally screaming at length. I swear to god, like four thousand europeans going up
like the littlest incline, but I tell you, and watched every episode of fast and loud. That would be a fuckin hilarious car to redo. Jerry spark if you somehow yank their engine out and you could, our vote charge a maybe You get a section there and just put it: fuckin her shifter in there. I bet you could tipp that fuckin thing over There were no no way with that cannot be one of the most fun cause you whatever drive, because it would be like driving this fuckin. This Our charge. Golf cart! That's all! I keep forget about that. Guy just keep thinking of the potential of that thing, and that is the fucking disease of watching and great thing about watching those car shows is rather than just accept eu car for what it is you stuck it fuckin ideas. I got one if I did there's one, if I did that, That's? Why wanted somebody to paint my file cabinet which, by the way
I'd never even gave into I finally just looked at it and I just hated the file cabinets so bad. I just I gave it away to somebody. So was a company fuckin lost. So are you guys We ve been asking me for pictures about my cut painted file candid, I ended up just giving it away and I felt great I felt like a weight taken off my chest was just something about it. That was just so fucking depressing. The lookout fucking file cabinet. that's one of the worst sounds ever the opening. In closing of a fuckin file cabinet? Have you ever Her that sound and then where you wanted to be, you know it's just an officer. Sound when I got my license back from drinking and driving the open, didn't fuck, enclosed it any as he was handing me the fuckin licence back. The steady right is, I want to go I bet he pulled back away, and he goes way was was a forty five days a for ninety.
just give me that lasted fuckin heart attack to be a dick in a good? to teach me a fucking lesson? speaking that somebody told me on twitter to This thing now on net It's on green berets, arrayment off. I rented the right one, there's a couple of them, the one that I It was some. Seven weeks a hell or something to hang on a second receiving and find the shit. I'm sorry eleven weeks Two weeks ago I said eleven because of the two elles in Hell. I swear to god. My brain works, the silly fucking job I could ever do so. Couple there's one national prey: geographic special forces forever, two weeks in hell out watching this thing they just the first couple of fuckin days. I can tell you right now: there's no fucking way, I could ever the green berets. You like yourself, having
the bed in the military that I could do. I put my fuckin head down. No fuckin way. go on netflix. It check that out. That's my Youtube video, the weak, accept its own netflix watch, weeks of hell, I've only watch the first episode just fuckin insane, the first are there? They have a thousand pound log that twelve I'll grab. And you're just sitting there, bending over at the waist as you're holding it like you're, going to do curls up down up down up down up down. my lower backward just there would be yet I would never walk again, and then they haven't on your shoulder and you gotta pick it up old the head and then down in their sidney. Goin move along around your head sure head around the law. Other one sixty seven. What is your problem, the fucking going off on him and
that for like a fuckin our then they just Have you rolling on the ground from one side of the pit to the other and if he too slow other people roll over you and it's supposed make your dizzy and disoriented and when you fuck you have to get up and run out of the pit. There's no puking in the pit, but they know you gonna puke Have to run out of the pit in puke, if you puke in the pit, you have to pick the pew up and put it in your pockets and they get back on the grounds that rolling again and. Even the people who drop and like flies, I gotta, commend him for even less than an hour that shit you gotta see it. if you think, you're working out doing your insanity, workout gulf, fuck yourself a watch. This thing it's I am now I'm this on the second episode with just showing the teamwork alma do they have one thing they there in your email and north carolina and they call us Like the star,
where these five points that make a start that you have to find using navigation, and you can't use your light. Any can't go on the road and you just walking through the fuckin forest and when you, come upon a river report. You have to walk through the fog it. Thank you. go on a road and they passed on can't sleep. They bought That these guys, with these infrared goggles, like rambo hiding in catch All of these guys when they cheat and then you're out of it, I can program. It's just like I don't think I could go more than eighteen seconds watching this thing without going, I quit their quit their. I would fail that go with it. Thought I'd be halfway. Decent on is the yard, the obstacle course because I do polyps and climb a rope, but even then, I do polyps and climb a rope after eight hours, sleep and they have made. full of oatmeal? You know my wife
me a kiss on a cheek, and then I go down there and I do. Is I go You know I do as many as eight Can it till it starts to hurt that hurts, and then I stop. Jesus I thought I was way closer to being a green bread, and actually I thought I was only one million miles away from it. I didn't realize I was light years away so anyway. Listen to this, if you ever even attempted to become one or if you are one or whatever you. If you have any fuckin personal stories that you could send in about attempt, that, after all the level of pain, whatever it's like the scoop up. You can put it. He flock and pockets. I mean Jesus Christ. You're funny is, as you know, when you join afraid they going they have how weak and all that type of ship like
it is a green rates, should be an honorary member member. every fraternity in the country, because I know that those fuckin Why can't I remember how long it is. I want to say two weeks. It is two weeks I keep thinking eleven there there do look at that. I have already fucked in their head before they actually deprived me of sleep there. this one guy. They go how long you been in here and he said hash browns, and this is the thing he didn't take ahead, shot it's not like a football player. They just here pick a log up for a fuckin our. In a around on the ground and asked him. They asked him something like that. Like how you feel in any said, hash brought, so I don't know Jesus Christ, if that doesn't make you want to watch what will let's get onto the young. The question for the weak.
no bends in Israel Jesus did. I make an asked myself last week, so he sent me a letter last week, and the guy said hi. My name is bad enough from Israel and I said: do there's no fucking bends in Israel. I get that was more of an american name niver, such people from Israel, and they always. of these crazy fuck names, most of em begin with a why euro. In all these bad ass. Like I know, israeli martial arts moose I kind of fuckin knaves right. I never had a ban by knaves skippy they're just selling a regular fuck. It made me so anyways then I got corrected. really, and this fuckin email here, values set on your for twenty eight fourteen podcast that no one from Israel is named Ben. Do. The prime minister is name Benjamin Netanyahu therefore can president? Basically is they benjamin
Why probably didn't hear it because they always say is whole named Benjamin Netanyahu. You know You ever think how many sports guys have really fuckin awful maize, but you never notice it until they just say their first name, but you If you hear there the whole name can't think of a name but there's a couple people they just have really fuckin awful add their names, let think on our up. I'll think of one. I won't take a one. Walk around and all of a sudden it'll just pop in my head- maybe I'll bring it up next week, but yeah. Alright, she got me Number two solid in full bill except Ben: is an name of. He blew origin. It me son of the south, or son of the right hand, give yourself a press conference? I don't know what that means. All I know is that an unbelievably arrogant name to name your kid. Son of the right hand, I'm assuming of god, Christ way to give the kid a complex. The second it comes out of the wool he's gonna live up That name
Why don't you go native american yeah, like he who sits with the hawks Can I get you hang out with some fuckin birds and you dead, loves you number three. How about Stiller, your blockhead, what about him I want to google him right now why you acting like that guy from sea from Israel. Jesus I make it another fuckin moron. I thought he from new york Ben stiller born in brooklyn. The fuck I mean, I know I'm german in irish. my name is an wolfgang. You know I have. I have bill, this is probably an english name, I'll fucking out, you know got you know something this. What I don't like about this shit is Look away this do cause we out, he can't you say you made a fuckin, honest mistake right
goes bill. I know you're gonna get ton of me emails about dispensing, because you're wrong is fuck great, debating skills. You have a counter argument. Yeah, this guy's wrong is fuck. anyway, because both bill, but I know you're going to admit you're wrong cause, that's what you do best you're always ready to. Would you wrong and that my friend means you are trustworthy person, Irian, look at a map that You called me a more on areas. He's bring me back into this. This fuckin sadistic relationship, I'm sorry baby, I should say those things above you dwelling I go by a burger, many ways he says a true sign of honesty. Now, sir, it isn't it. it's somebody's, honest on a podcast, doesn't mean they fuckin walk around doing trust. I've complete piece of shit, but I appreciate it. Anyways, read this email after the others and realize I could be a great publicists if you need one
beneath the o dell, turkey or johnny depp like in fear and loathing I'll, be a bit of a mess. You know some drugs, not only this guy's going with this shit, I'm with his alright by onyx thanks for letting me know, Sir Benjamin, Netanyahu I never noticed his first name- was bent this just so many syllables in letters. like that's a name like you know when somebody drives by in a car and they try to yell some at you, and you just hear that that's like that guy's name is Benjamin Netanyahu. How the fuck am, I suppose, some even notice, Ben every gets german netanyahu, fucking god, like the banks, it's like being part of a part of a large family trying to get your story and at the dinner table. I was getting I fucked up for it by a few yards with you like I've. I forget obama's first name, a lot of the time Because I don't pay attention of politics and
it's always like obamacare. Well, you know, point was judge. Would you give the verbal? Are you surprised or baba? And they just keep saying obama, obama, obama, nobody ever says his first fucking name. I guess they always say Clinton. They said bush. I dunno. I have to sit down and think what the fuck is. This guy's first snap out of it, I am so far- my presence first name barak, where I got it think about it. The fuck am, I gonna, know Benjamin Netanyahu, I guess, that part of the fuckin world anyway that such a shit show over there in a way that whole thing was fuckin handled two right or wrong with another wrong and then the wrong becomes. The victim of the so called right become the wrong it's just the whole fuckin thing is absolutely: ridiculous us they should. Just. everybody out of their palaces? Andrews and you just fuckin
push the whole thing into the ocean and just one I gotta go live in a place where you just just looking like. Oh, I like this street rather than tine or less stupid, fucking religious horse, shit, that part of the world levels were god yeah, Jesus used a port applauding eddie said I love every body but I'll Of you guys best, but whatever the fuck it is everybody the chosen one you bunch of fuckin babies, the damage should ever Are we get a bunch of emails on that, but I really feel like I swear to god, if I was I of either one of those groups. I would just be like you know what I'm fucking, I'm going to move to rhode island, I'm going to get the fuck outta here fuck this it's yours, GAD gives a fuck. Sit there deal with his hat, feel the mccoy shit for the rest of my goddamn life.
I want to go. I want to go right, a buggy board. Cooking class. I want wanna, fuck They want the shit. I know it's like I get burned out of that. Yankees red sox should after well the way so I can get. I did reduce it to that. It's fuckin childish make up The guy who did know that benjamin was an israelis name, is telling that entire part of the world to grow up after that air base of the team, he loves drop the inward this week. How that you, like that has F figures, are big bali, hip. secrecy for you, we'll get used to it. Oh by the way, last night I came home and I was absolute fucking said my wife sit down and she was watching that guy there who will basically He has all the real housewives. get on the show, and then he said
Stop the flames to get them arguing and it was the the nanny leaks group of people and I sat there in didn't, save fuckin word and it might have been some of the meanest most horrific shit. I've ever heard. People say to each other and they all just looked tired. They just looks spent, ugly fucking looks on their faces and they would just saying all this hurtful shit to each other. And I didn't say a fuckin word: I usually go. How can you watch the shit? You know I thought you were a feminist. How can you watch this shit? This is like depicting women they can get along for five seconds I didn't say shit last night: and actually It came in afterwards. It was like. I had to shut that off. I actually
physical reactions, trying to watch that some of the meanest shit I've ever heard anyway say to each other, and I think I am and what that show. So there for the guys out there. Just stopped Play just sit there in silence Sit there in silence and let those Women's voices, you know I should say those women to say those people make it a female thing. I one of them said to the other one. don't. It was like it was be, a roast it. What I got grounds this one is trying to get pregnant. Doing a sperm donor. and this woman was saying like you have to do that, because you don't have a man. so now, some guy who ten dollars to go by a piece Is now gonna go jerk off into a cup and you dont know if you're gonna have a serial killer.
Child molesters for a baby, but you don't have a man. And then she said some sassy after that. Like you know, I don't know I'm not upon says, put down your cheque book in fucking cash that, whatever the fuck fuck, she said what it was it was just like and you just saw the fuckin heard on the other woman's face like she almost then another woman who also doesn't like that woman like laughed it was fucking. It was fucking. world- or if I mean I mean fucking comedians that I've hung out with patrice o neill rest. His soul The keys Robert said, two alone, enrich boss
like some of this shit, that they said like this, like paled in comparison, Jesus fucking Christ, it was brutal, but I didn't say a fucking word. I was in the zone, I didn't say anything. I just sat there looking at a drum magazine, and I was occasionally look up and I didn't say a fucking word and then finally,. Everything that I wanted her to think about? The shell finally happened. I think, as I finally shut the fuck up and she could actually listen to it or me They truly just went way too far. That she was downward that show so now I have this hope that if I just shut the fuck up donny All of these reality shows words a bunch of fuckin people, men and women, just yelling each other, that she'll, finally, stop watching him and then start watch and sports. I now that secretary, But what I can I can fuckin dream right. I can have a dream.
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This business, because I didn't want to have a job So I dont entities I just sit down. I talk for the most part I dont have guess, although I I did a special one. Last week, I didn't ask the one with the director Stephen brill of the movie, walk of shame that I have Jesus. Now that you have passed the first test. It is now time to start your log training. Sorry I just sounds like the music in every fuckin awesome, karate movie at you watch. It makes you get in shape and start punching. Would then you realize it hurts you quit alright Oh yes, why Stephen broken in any was talking about the movie I got to do last year with either to play, and I was with bags.
and it came out and people said a bunch of stuff. I guess they like the work that I didn't. They said I was funny, thank god, and I appreciate that so why you get a chance to get some money to spend yard check out, walk a shame and if you don't want to go movies, because you have a great your own entertainment system. You can actually download it off itunes immediately. It's the new way they're going to do movies, which I think is brilliant makes me want to. Great my system at home, fuckin perfect, download it's six box or something like that costume. money enough to go anywhere pop it in support the pie, cast my career and friends, I worked with come. I do we solve it. Second, the mile everybody watch, what a shame. It is an excellent balding at nineteen dear bill Mogi them it. They say right, you guys. Just just trip me up right left this week. First outline
to apologise. For my english, don't you fuckin, english is amazing. Already I don't can't say. First, I'd like to apologise for my french, Work and on his shit for over a month in spain, I got even suck at it, you'll tangle peril, beryl. I say right now. I think first I'd like to apologize my english, since it's not my native language. I hope this won't give you difficulties reading out loud, because that would really make the podcast losing momentum you being sought I think this happens every week, anyway. I am a nineteen year old mail and abolishing for a long time. I had noticed because I had longer hair when I recently got my hair cut. I discovered my hair had started thinning a long time ago how the fuck do I deal with this girl, who often call me attractive but I know I am not attractive in a very masculine way so buzzing it would. Hardly We feel like a bad ass. I probably have
dick shaped skull, hiding under my thing main anyways. Oh anyway, so that would make me look extra ridiculous. Besides that, I feel like I'm at an age when my hair is still a big part of my identity and lose. it feels like lou. It feels like losing it away closing a way to express myself in some way losing hair at a young age like this feels like a one way ticket to mediocrity, Being one step behind the rest for the rest, my life, what advice on this- said you exactly have your actual rose main anymore either. Thanks for the poor gas, I loved you shown amsterdam, our thanks for coming out going to amsterdam. It was a privilege to come to your country. do my little fuck dance all right. Fuckin feelings are natural,
especially at nineteen on ice for its figured out. I was losing my hair, my early thirties, I freaked the fuck up. I couldn't believe it How could this happen to me? I was like Nancy kerrigan. I just sat down we'll go. Why why why and then, as I always do, I just fuckin guy. This is the situation. I can either sit here and act like a fucking bitch. I can try to find a positive and I was just like ice. Always is what I was trying to do. I just look for people who, in my situation or worse, that succeed, and that's all I think above I. Really just looked at fuckin, guys like add harris. Woody Harrelson, like they're, still leads in movies and still crushing get nominated for so it up If I want to let it stop me, it will who gives us-
well you got a whole bunch of options. Now you can even trying to fight it, or you can just say fuck it like I did. I just fine just given into I just fine given into His way, fuck and easier. It's just easier to say: hi. Well, I guess I'm going to be that guy I'll be the friend in the movie. I won't be the lead so who gives a fuck? You know, he's still in the movie. We don't do that for fucking live okay. First of all I would say about as far as like buzzing your head, like you, have no idea what your head looks like until you do it and your mind is, fuck it do it too fuckin it's great haven't shaved head. I would find just see what it looks like it and maybe it looks cool and then the the deal if you'll be few bald young. This is you catch up is if you keep, if you stay in shape, because most people that's an absolute shit, shall, by the time that thirty five, my body,
nineteen yeah, that's gonna fuck inside, but this is the thing women really respect confidence and If you carry yourself any just make jokes about You fuckin hairline. You have a sense of humor about it like there's something that letter no women really respond to. That of other guys were still break your balls whatever, but like they just fuck and respond to it, because it's a great character traits you're right. You have a sense of humor about it. You're you're, dealing with you, know some form of adversity, you're, not being a pussy and let the dragged down like. Oh, my god, Can we start to think that it's actually series? I never get phone calls from bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump bump on. If I ever host a late night fucking, I can read your mind. This is gonna, be music on mysterious and I have like eyeliner.
Yeah you're whole thing like I feel like it's a one way ticket to meet your committee. The one way ticket to media agrees believing that you're on the road to a one way ticket to media awkward. you know. Fortunately, women are way more forgiving of physical flaws than geyser, so You nineteen years old, just stayed shape and go out there and crush it. Talk shit Fucking hit our women that are allegedly way out of your league, just swing for the fucking fences and do the same thing as far as whatever dream you have as far as the your dream job just apps, loosely swing out of your fucking shoes every time you get in a bad, and you know they do. If you fucking hairline gonna, stop you. I mean Jesus Christ, ok, you're better than that, you better than that you're over there in europe. He probably can speak more than one language, there's no fuckin reasoned hairline,
No hair line that you should be out there, just fuckin, crushing it, and if you don't, you have no one blame but yourself and I'm not being hard on you, I'm just letting you know that you have all the power you You're fuckin destiny. In your hand, I write and they got his upset you only nineteen by the time you fucking thirty. God knows what they'll have. If you want to have a come back, That's what I'm doing! I'm holding out by a time, I'm like fuckin sixty they're gonna have the cure, but by then, who gives a fuck em sixty then I think, Actually be cool, it's like having a civil war fuckin Facial here, except you not have you not a fuckin hips you actually fought this civil war I'll, be that ball of guy I'll be the last one yeah I recently just bought by had done. I I grew it back out I busted initially and then I got an acting work and they wanted me to grow it out a little bit and then couple years. I kept it.
An arm. Yes, the illusion hey just like what is the focal point of the ship key when you get a haircut and pain for a full fuckin haircuts is bullshit these people a dog and is not enough up there. So. You just posit the I like it. I was watching the business I am. I am a hundred per cent of the views of the viewpoint of not think what do they want more coming This is what I look like and I get if you dont want to cast me, you know oh, my god, I'm never going to know it. Because of my hair, like I'm, never gonna get a call me about just to let you know, I'm just don't think I didn't get the fuck in part, but you know just keep looking at you fucking look in either they hire you don't fuck up, but at the end of the day, the word, if say, I never get another acting job because of that then, I do is tell jokes in theatres for the rest of my fucking life. I mean I one so fuck
and I did I windsor because I went after my dream- my dream job So that's what the fuck you should do and as you get older, I'm telling you the big thing. not going to be your hair, it's gonna! Be that you don't have man tits, you dont have like you body, doesn't look like the after After the fuckin much mudslide that something that there You know you need it literally. I don't know how you make it come back from that it gets to the point words, fuck and stretched out. I I'll make a fat people feel that a meeting of operations for that which look better than hair plugs, I'm just whatever do just fuckin don't Let me with that negative shit that made me sad to read that you feel that shit about yourself right fuckin. You know. There are some probiotics and do some push up. She'll, be fine, you'll, be fine. I right there. Alright. My new lady.
My new lady hey bill birth. I have a major problem. My new lady of about three months has opened a can of worms on me for both Amid thirty's then married and have no kids, I don't know why that just remind me of a joke in my act that I wanted to do that have to do with watching women doing floor exercises the gym. The right. The stone floor Exercises and there you go, I'm done writing the joke. That's how I write. People I'll write that and I'll write it on a cocktail, napkin and I'll look down and it will save floor exercises and then I'll tell the story and then it'll, probably bomb but there'll be a couple. is of light that I will work towards that works. You like that that was inside the comedy studio. Sorry stop smoking cigarettes. I go two more left more cubans from overseas, and then I am done, I'm done,
I can't let them go away. So I'm going to finish him in this fucking done and I'm not going to smoke for a long time. I've made the decision this morning when I woke up and my fuckin mouth tastes like an ashtray and also when you have a bunch cuban cigars, he just start smoking of all time. You don't they don't. Taste is good and what they just tastes like a cigar. So it's like State every night, so I need to fuck off with that, because it's a really bad haven't. I Having said that, I just bought a humidor yesterday system I could pick assented. It's alright. My new lady alright, we're both in our mid thirties and never been married and have no kids she's bright, sexy funny and quite wealthy, my lover, As she comes from an irish american descent, his name is, am I say what it? Firstly, It's no problem! So as far. No problem so far. You say true how Two weeks ago we were enjoying each other's company having
Sex over there and my new lady whispered. Oh no! Oh my god. Jesus Are you guys at work right now, because work turn this up a little bit. Could you not gonna wanna, mrs ok, turn around look around you cubicle makes. The bosses in coming. turn your raw open for business, signed to close. I really don't know names. I got a name name. Her name is burnt a debt. ok, and I'm only saying that gives us a pivotal. She was why were two weeks ago we were enjoying each other's company? and my new lady whispered, basically during sex that were being are short for burn a debt. Would like it up the ass.
That's what she said bird would like it up the ass away. Did you think of me, then? Oh no said larry is oh shit, egos delighted with the opportunity. I assume the position in an office thoughts suddenly struck me bird. Is pronounced the same as per my problems began now you didn't performers problem. Digits I could only picture your red headed freckled face looking over his shoulder at me. Tried motion your face into the pillow, but my mind. All I could hear your mom. Four bostonian twining shouting go fuck yourself. This is killing me now and it stuck in my head every time we get friendly or any time. I call I call a you have pops in my mind, I'm going crazy what counts, the suggestion I just dump or go fuck yourself. Oh god,
you ruined my name for me, are you do are first of all stop listening to my comedy and my podcast immediately called turkey and its second of all, I guess you got a fucking decide. This is what I would say to I say: listen you gotta stop referring to yourself. Is that name I would just be honest. We listen, I gotta say something right when you said bar would like it up the ass. It has got itself the fuckin story. oh my god, is the craziest fucking email ever read.
Jesus Christ do I really feel bad for you, but it's also fucker forties hell, I'm sorry, I'm ruining your sex life, yeah man. You gotta stop listening to the package. I don't know what that would do, I got. You know what that romania of one time you have date ever data are go out with a girl and has the same first name. Is your mother. I mean any and if the first thing, when you're young you go out, she has the same name as my mom. Maybe this is meant to be. You know, I love my mother, maybe I'll love, this woman maybe she's the one and then the first time having sex you go to say their name. Is this legal? I just did it it's over. It's fuck off. so I don't know it. Tat. You do Jesus Christ. If I knew I don't read these things before. I fuckin look at these If I knew that one was coming out of closed on that one. I don't know how to How do you follow that? One?
What I'll tell ya you follow it with anyone el transgender athletes. Hey billy beer belly. I fucking hate how fucking true that is. I'm a lady listener on your podcast. Oh thank god. A woman wrote in Jesus. I wish you guys would do that more often try to balance this out He goes I'm a lady listener view. Pakistan think your opinions are often really honest and truthful. Why do I sense in a fuckin upper could come and so was hobbling, hoping could give your opinion on something she said. I just started getting really interested in trans rights. gender athletes, rights, okay and have become a major advocate for the lovely people that end up having to fight such a difficult uphill battle. I am deeply convinced that trans people, what are you why does she have like a fuckin asteroid next to it transfer but really should be allowed to be the gender
at identify with. Identify as without discrimination but the issue is still hard for me. Grasp is there of trans athletes competing in professional sports? It seem like could be unfortunate. It seems like it could, unfortunately be an unfair advantage for the trans woman mean there with male genitalia but identifies a woman because of it extra testosterone and bigger, build Conflicts on the issue and wonder what you think yeah I definitely Yet there was a I will go. There was a dude wanted to be a woman, came a woman and he was a professional tennis player and he just started crushing it on the female like whatever he was ranked as a guy, he was right way higher and yeah. I dont think that that's fair but Not enough of them to start their own league sweater what you do. Maybe to start their own.
Why don't? They start their own like nfl or something transgender. I felt that bad, I dont understand that the women started doubly when ba when they started tread. That's that, maybe that's the solution. You got the I have a dick and always had won and want to continue everyone And then you have the eye of a badge, I'm happy with it Both those leagues and they get have an utterly. You know I'm a seeker A very good name for team right, the fuckin omaha seekers. Why not- and I think the biggest problem with the league was figuring out when the air it she could get some a darling just have the truck transgendered opera, you don't say his her own fucking network and we ve just which just fuckin sitting there. I think
big problem a lot of people make. Is they try to go when you doing something that different as you try to use Don't hooked on the main stream mike. Wanna be accepted. The way somebody always and transgender is accepted, like walking That should be the deal but like There is actually something to be said for being now. You know do not be in mainstream. I'm Elizabeth to bans that aren't mainstream that at this underground. Following that make a really good living they can a great living as a comedian. I don't have a fucking tv show never had one So I guess what you know you could you could start? You'd start your own shit and if you start your own shit, you already like Dana white, That's how I was a good ship. I never look at it like hey. Let's join the thing that already exists
they exist, so shit is set in stone. The fuck ovaries are already in there in the people get in paid and maybe go they get. You know you got a spill some blood now to try to fuck and change it. Did you start your own shit. I, like the eia, fell one day get so successful. They try to buy out. I don't know, I always wear go here. Am I, Mme fighter found. Fox is an example of a trans woman who is trying to compete professionally. If you want a reference. Oh yeah, yeah see now that's the kind of thing I mean that is like an unfair advantage. I mean you know you, you removing our right to do. dick, but not his shoulders.
That is kind of fucked up think has dented it's like a dick was dude is beat the shit out of a woman. It's, but it's not like a domestic violence, is a fight. I don't know, and I and I would say every woman in the m in every way. I could see with confidence could kick my ass with ease, so maybe it isn't. I fuck it now. I dunno what it is. You know what it is. It's brand new, so we gotta fuckin, throw them in the mix and see how it all settles there. You go! can a cop out on that one. I don't have any fucking solutions such as. If you guys asked me this shit, just as fucker watch, we taught myself into a goddamn corner, so there you go he's an hour and thirty one fuckin minute podcast. I don't know how that happened. but somewhere in there, I tried to solve the problems in Israel and transgender sports and.
Then there was that other email that Jesus all right. That's the end of this podcast everybody. If you'd like to contribute to the podcast, you can always go to r bill. dot com and you can click on the pot gas page and if you want to buy something on amazon click on the amazon banner of take your right there. Something on amazon and they'll. Kick me a link for our drive traffic to your site, that is it. I'm gonna, be in san diego. This weekend we just added this date. As I'm getting rate for my state of special. I will give you the city. Because it looks like it might have changed, it might not have changed. I dont know shit is kind of up in the air, but that the first cup weeks joan, is going down and we might have taken information by the This,
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