Why, yes Wednesday or Thursday afternoon Monday morning, podcast just before Friday juice check it out Should we go and do you know, that I got is dumb ass show on tv in the background, with some chick, fuckin, whose use is way too much most in her hair and she's got like nine zillion fuckin dollars and dead she's got to dumb. Parents who also use a bunch of fuckin most in their hair and somehow she so out of control. They have to go on television to Friday to try me a jacket on a bucket, analysis shows crazy, we're now, my buddy there were Mario, yes, Roma. Jobless talk about this brought here? She is so much motion. Are here, she'd, look shit faced even when she s Albert

It's a show here in Montreal, Canada, maybe moral boy called princess Some of them all at the ends are dollar signs and I guess the premise of the show is to get these spoiled women porges out of concern. With their spending, get a wake up, call and learn how to be responsible, but she is like boozy eyes to see her gesture. She ever there the Sami S. Booze eyes they advised they have like Ben reminds. The kind of like look like they about were asleep heavy eyebrows, I sound terrible right now. I think of you. Didn't have any booze last night use not cigar, I didn't have a cigar, but I drank booze sound like like drank some both yeah eleven is right now she's back. We have this on the background she certainly she's gone out to the I dont understand people that lose control of their kids. It's like

yet taller than them. You know, you just intimidate she's child. She said twenty Sonny. It all. Have you never should have got to this year war that while progress of this shell and now she's gonna live, do shores and earn her keep and all that. My staff and she's gonna learn a lesson, as is its tv, its back I'll turn it off closer. I understand I understand that, but you you can't tell me that does not actually Will that lose control of their kids yeah she is of fog in May get married man she's unmarried with that fucking here looks like shit, fuck and Moses. It with nudges speeches. It's like a total party whore. He's not one guy. It's gonna! Look at that other than the young is only thoughts. Gonna, be a world forget. That's all you gonna do with that. That's always concerned about right now, so Party on Wayne. What do you think about? We mean? That's all she said:

she's confirms she's a fuckin dope, so. A young girls are like this go your party, it up. YO, low and whatnot? Will you his name area, I They are either in saying that I dont say right: there Instagram instead grandma barrier to work and all the same I owe it to grab you all to be participating in the car. You do not helped my act because you know all the pop star shit, You know I was surprised they knew their Taylor Swift song. Last night I was various rather than tell me. The name of it now is shaken up ire. Play gonna play play play play somebody's gonna hate like shake it off, shaken up shake it.

Did you play that shit. I fucking hate that sign up lay that is, that really is literally written on a piece of paper. Have net players want to play my letters? She go dot, dot, dot or she really right play play play plate later. When I m sure she did, I that creep out by her. I was think she looks like it like us, like a little fucking, Sextette mere cat to me, That's like up on her hind legs. Looking at the hall, she looks very, I think, she's tall and then she was here. And so yeah she's just remember on sixty minutes, all in an alert when we were watching her in the girls would be screaming in the upper deck and she would look up there and just sort of mouth it was. The fuckin phone is, I think, even if I was six, I be like It is this ladys fake. This is fake, not blown away by this right now. She system but maybe, if you do that for

six years old, the sport code on a bit like I know, what's going on appropriate. Why is my lost six year old, Dick hats, listen, it's somebody you go relate to for the first time your little kid network. It stands up. You don't understand. I have when I first understood, is that it related to sex I was in I can for right in this kid stolen play boys from his dad. Is the seventys we didn't have the internet, like these kids were good, actually watch video of real people, fucking poor kids, So here we are looking at the things right. What we would sit now in the tree fort. Was like five was looking at him in this other kid. Fuckin Up his fist punch me in the dick and I was like nets or I realize like oh so what go out my dick is going out with everything else is Dick and that's what happens when you look at naked women,

What's so, I learn because somebody punch me right my fuckin little hard on out my in particular, on the chin was on the road at the round, got back to the corner water on it. Anyways So I know a little bit about pop culture, who is some of the other. Ladys of maybe guys. I know few people you do do you know who one direction One direction that there, the other the vapours right they'll, get them. The baby here. And the old face the crowd. They sang one direction. They send up I've writers of weird name for them to regard Kazanovitch The whole thing is that we only got one duration and adds up, but

You should call it same direction because it was found that lops are absolutely bird I'm not worried about offers, you know, but does not I'm fuckin crushing people are like, and I just Taylor Swift into first for six minutes a shall we say then what What's what songs they sing about? I know there beside ain't, call you You don't know your beauty closure. But you don't know you're beautiful. That's that's what makes you beautiful are some that, despite the cure, And you can really fair, I don't have to be asked what the ITA could Fred goes, but it's not about all that you fuck and beautiful You suck my dick in the back door As such, we gotta go out the window

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Just like any other option. Wasn't there is options for every girl with that band. He had tough guy Donny Donnay, and then you had Jordan his thing in that crazy falsetto at the dark hair ray had the brothers die, come combining them with like fuckin one of those other bands, like oh town,. Why could bring about town? I feel, like I heard you say, autonomous neighbouring issue. These down during a bit, would have AIDS mode. Can you guys I let it come of milady about butterflies, baby boy when they were well? They That was the word that here the synchronize tat to Yale. Yes, exactly have everything I want our outside that later on, he shot heroin, the same vein on both sides? Yes, and then it was on the rehab show Stephen learn. Where was he?

Was he in celebrity rehab? I remember well anyway. Yes, he was caught. They were. Another way band is? Are they tell by this podcast that? Yes, there is a presidential election coming up. I love her much you're, getting annoyed by Donald Trump disguise the most entertaining thing that ever since other than that fat, so that they had appeared Toronto and only a no aid, because you were the one that was giants alike in now. Get me to prove to you that other people thought that Donald Trump wasn. So long long ago and you prove it prove a warrior. Sores all that night, I was hammer Azores there that we will get came up before we gave up drinking. I was fuckin hammered watch one of his speeches, and I wanted to hear it because you a great piece of comedy- and you will forget our gable in these other, like this guy's actually gonna, become president like it's. This is the sector fuckin guy the first week on american Idol, can't fucking sing

funny to watch a level about their persons phone number. Like a seventh grade girl, I can deal with the fucking dear little flip to his colleague after it did. That saw those. John Mccain is a war hero yeah because it caught because fucking not arable AMOS, nay. I know it's terrible little. Where is nor of war? I know, but he had left his arms like above his head. Can I tell you this right now, K in you say, he's easy here because he got captured. I don't but here's the thing you do know as the right to get offended by that John Mccain. Why can I be offended Could you never want to war, and that means because I didn't have a direct experience. I can have a strong reactions. You can't find you. I know you cannot offend. You shouldn't be offended by why you can be you couldn't There have empathy black while it's a really fucked up thing to say to John Bouquet, but this

there are literally get offended like he owes you a fucking apology. You weren't net bamboo fuckin cage. Is that as I, what it's about being about being offended about something like you shouldn't be offended because you didn't experience it, you can just feel like up. I don't understand that rationale. You feel like. If someone defended by something there taken super super personally. Look. I can sit there and I can watch said and realise what he said was completely fucked. I can see why it so fucking for the fact that he's going to offend so many people by saying it makes it fuckin hilarious watching his reaction to people being offended is fucking hilarious, but the people that went through it they're, the ones who are truly fucking affect, like I would have fits insulting to John Mccain for me to get fuckin offended by it like like. Oh it hurt Where did it hurt your bill? Is you sit there?

your pages. Your fuckin Mary here just come in at it. From light that comedian perspective, though you guys have this whole thing about people being offended. That's what that? No, I'm not! I can be offended by what Trump said and not have been in the war myself I can be and not not the like. I'm offended Fgm. Cain, can obviously then for himself the man's yeah. I think you got himself. He was fuckin, torturing didn't break, but it can be like I'm fuckin offended by that, as what other people have any beg for what John Mccain? Why are you just say? I don't. I don't approve what you said Donald and you need to grow up, and I feel I can say that to you, because you don't have my cell phone, because I can we. Then, if I want to you, I don't know why you are saying that I can't be offended by. I said: sarongs wording. I think it's true this for you to be offended? I think I think you just want to be what you want to be part of the group like get that affected me.

New here there and everywhere, I'm coming from all about being a part of the group is invented this week about something you up. That's my em all. What do you hate me? Only it do I don't know you always know what you think, I'm not sure dealers new deal is always gotta. Take me down a fuckin knowledge. You just go make sure I guess what what what am I? What am I doing over here? It's me, I can't be offended Scotland, ass! All move. I wish you wouldn't be offended. I wish people who didn't go to war. I ll give you got, fuckin, a relative. That's enough! military I'll, give you that too. But people like me an ideal, and I do ok my day, was in the Falcon Navy. I mean for consider actin like you, I have some direct connection with the military, I'm a softie. I never got a deferment, but I would have

second, I was out there margin in the sun. I can't take up your fuckin cover pile unnecessary like of whether the draft like five times. I hate when we say that about rich people. What do you mean why they voted? yeah. Of course they do. Of course they did. They did exactly what you would have done. If you were hundreds of millions of fucking dollars, you wouldn't gone. I love all these facts, people that act like if there was. There you know with a butler that fuck and join the Marines would be on the front lines and they would have thought they wouldn't of Youtube Had done the same fuckin thing that they did, I would think that you know some people like they, they do volunteer bloodshed. Even today. Like I want to go here- and you know something those People are so few and far between that they make movies about my time, people that volunteer. Am I talking about that? I'm talkin about somebody that sittin there with the golden spoon in their mouth, so clear. Your point of order

if you're fucking do know, I'm trying You made me one fuckin blue blooded kid sittin there Do you have a train said he has a real train that goes around his fuckin house? Did he ever we'll train. Oh, no, not a silver spoons silver spoons, maybe wasn't like a real strain, but it was a train when aroused Can a trains quit derail in this idea of a Jesus? Someone like someone that like came from a really fuckin rich family in my lifetime, Maybe if you want to go back to the candidates But even then, though, you know they will focus bootleg the for as much as they try to be all haughty toy, they were filthy near the punch animals. Fuckin everything that move down there. Lastly, I would like to have sex with their next.

What did you just cover the microphone for like I have some sort of connection to that family? talking about oh, never, mind nazi afterward. I don't give a shit. Cast is not about yeah, it's not about fucking care. About people's feelings, do me a favor shake it off. I really can't believe you know that song I'd, because I never played a freedom. You're going to has tabled several- doesn't know really anybody pop culturally, like does both alike joins me, goes into the other week, though remember how we were talking about how bills in rotation of gone girl was where the bitch ago, like that kind of well, but I knew I knew that was a long and I knew it was enough in the writer action. Wonder action to that

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people, this is nerd shit, nerds, don't get leg, that's not popular Golgotha What you gonna do music come on I'll music good. I think I did pretty good I think I did pretty go with movies. You gotta met worrisome song that we listen to what we were in Paris as you like this. It's a thing it because that is better than you trying to figure out the names of it. I don't remember the malady dvd. Oh I like to make money get turn. Like the make Montague TAT, make Montague turn ago. During a bother work. I got no right advice. All right

You gotta go Bala Rosy when he just fuck, it starts just keep saying it after the music goes in the end. What's his name is that geometric wife now now mannequin man, I love mannequin? Does he spell it enough in a yes cool way graffiti? Type way, yes, exactly man is all capitalized and as a k and their mother Fucking Q, with a couple of dots over it, not that but yeah he's buzzer funky way, though I feel it this guy get his eye. You know why, because I actually did fucking great on it at a great honor. Well, you know what I bring it down any bring it down for say. Thank you for coming out Thursday. Workers anyways ear much! I've been awesome yesterday. Event and I've been having a great time doing the goddamn comedy jam at a good time. You can one night. Yes, they do. I played all right. You fight really really wound. Yes, I did, and tonight.

Yeah. I got my last comedy jam. I'm doing the wrong Bennington Unmasked. And then I got on mass Bilbil was behind those freckles. Why, in the wreck of billboards directly or feel like when you got punch two new six year old, Dick that then informed as a convenient way? Why did they can't punch you because raw. Looked at it naked girls up the the play boys. Like all the old days back when you didn't have played AIDS and shit and you stalls From somebody else's dad, you looked at it and they kids of all different age groups, so they understood what the fuck is going on in the kid can. He did the all right. Dear friend, my fucking, Dick. I I you know. I learned something: where did you learn from that that day, happens when you look at a naked women in that it hurts to get that their words even more, what it's fuckin staring up

all right, So if you guys envisioning that this has been the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning, yes, I get turned around and that I got one more day here before I go back. I am just a great time last night. For show is awesome into the sex. Second show went to a whole other level Do you know what I was up here have been dressing up. You know when all sport courtier drawn out French, the frog. The french Canadian that's right, you know Great last night was, she actually was talking about and I brought up in. I was flying in the Boston somebody yelled Boston sucks. And the day. Why don't? I just stopped by said why? Because we want all the champ, chips. In my earlier, oh yeah, I rubbed it in. I fuckin rubbed it in.

Then they try to get me shit about the Bruins trades and it's stupid. Don't do that Montreal Canadian fence right because then I could just say will release we want a cup in this century go where we want love a blind eye just start singing glory day by day.

In a wink of Boeing, Patrick Y, all right that's the park, yes, but this Thursday, I hope you guys have a wonderful journey times and authority on monday- and this is a very special edition of the Monday morning, ass, those of you who are long time, listeners all fifteen of you- you know

we once in a while. I will, rather than babble for an hour about the inane shit it pisses me off all actually bring in a comedian. Friend of mine and, like I told you these only guys that I respect only people that I find funny hatless hatless podcasting here and today we are, I have pleasure of having on our show with a wonderful, the talented, the cock second Gregg, Fitzsimons, everybody. What's up Gregory, I gotta tell ya and being a stand comedian, and you know in the media in general, there is what other job begin with us, stroking session. You know I mean I really needed that I had a shit day and I'm sitting here in your house. You have invited me out I know I'm not a hack, and then A nice little build up this guy's a good guy. What, if you are a plumber, you acted shop and some is how they get shit need deepen their general.

Up the shit, that's like my dad Dennis I work with them when I was younger than just handed them. The shit is a yank the teeth and every other personal comments. Firstly, sake. First was when they know I hate the dentist. That's all he heard all day long number one suicide rate of any profession is our right. That's absolutely trail of give it up my dad for hang in there we are achieving. Did you notice lava depression in him? No Jesus Christ. We really going deeper in me. Yes, not at him. I can to man. Latelies hit me hard now, but I got beat. I not a beat it. I actually now I stepped back, and I observed the thoughts in my And I just see a bad one, I'm like do I want to do. I want a spoon with that idea for the next fuckin three days, yeah and hate my life, for I literally I'll, go out I'll go on a hike. I find that walking around and get going only in just start telling myself

lies, you're, losing your amendments now see what you have said that that's exactly like user gone. I fantasizing I'm playing it like I'm Stevie Raven, and it gets me out of it. What I we I took a yoga class yesterday that helps me. A lock is not only you get the physical exertion, your deep breathing Then hot ass, every marauding I'll get and stretched out. That's what Russia in another life I would do. I would be like that that yoga instruction should help you get a ponytail. You would not only that is women have heart body ass. They give a shit about themselves enough to go to a place to make themselves bad animal stretched out before you bang Gregg Armenia. It's like I used to go to this one, Santa Monica and the sky was blue over I liked it was because it wasn't that chanting ship it was the teacher- was this angry guy trying to be happy. So I totally

Lady told I'd like you to do is have true. There's any was a great deal and he used to do you used to be teaching the class whilst suddenly putting out how sensual he was during lovemaking like you would be like you, but you see I can and should do that with your podcast It wouldn't work at this point: people nor hit women yeah, not individually. I like women one on one, but as a group when they austerity Amran around a table like that fuckin show the view. I made some eight year when I look at the view, or I think, of what was that your sex in the city or now Cougar town. I really do I say to myself: women did the best. Is the bachelor party? That's what sums up what, although shows arts an attempt by women to be men instead of being women, in a group when you, when you're with a woman alone, they are up- and I was really hold- acted emotional there. Everything that you kind of do

one on one, but a guy can't go there like you have a strong female side, and sometimes we really connect on that level. But very often you just the angry. Do about women are already know. That means broker now nobody right. You had. Some guy was hoping that someone was going to come here and finally actually compliment women after all, the trashing that I've done. My gregg he's married Scott, a couple of kids. This would be an icy. You come right then just kick it I'm right, the twelve, but he told me that I said your sensitive guy. No, not me! I'm talking about like what women you like, they wanna be man, just picturing, all them role in their eyes. Well, that's what I believe you actually pick. Let's pictures strong fiscal report as we like, yes, whose brought out there you like you, might have those women who stand on the side I, like their game, assume illegally football games our shoulders

in a skirt. Why you just get my fucking game sweetheart? No, you know it's me. It's like you know my wife and I've been with her for eleven years, and you know I am one of the few comedians I can tell you. I fuckin love my wife. I have not had a day in my life. Did I didn't think? How did I get this check and perfect. Do you go and you matter now she's the greatest isn't jangle. I knew she was a good one that time when we were, we will drive and back from Boston. How will we ever that? Yet we did this gig we're in Boston Oriental waiting for like two or three weeks, We ve got all when we go to where we going.

Anyway, I know. What's wherever we thought we were going get goes you may Tom Carter we're gonna wedding, it was Robbie Princes wedding, Yasser Arafat and goes Gannon now. Ok, let's just get in the media. The story- hooker we're coming back Tom Carter's hung over and you and me are in the car the Boston accent on eleven and just saying at the most racist shit you could possibly say AIDS Jim aids, everything just total green room stand up comedy just driving time nuts trying. It may rise, you remember the end and evident I remember as they laugh laughing the entire. Ridiculous of my favorite part was when it got quiet and Tom thought after two states of doing it that we finally given up and we drove over this bridge- and there was this: does this lake or something and you in the back just go watch out.

Which of course started it all up again. See you fucking logical gives me is go around a kid made of some college kids Three states are three states rather than just watching Tom disappear, like though it is not for any more derived from that trip. To this day, I do the Boston accent and its immediate. It's like this pavlovian response. She just starts laughing ago. It's the worst, an hour's rangers did you, George Carlyle, before we get to deepens, let's get onto what you're hyping here great I've examines actually wrote a book. That's coming out. What's the name of it, it's called Dear Missus, Fitzsimons, Dear Missis, sermons and I will be available in stores when well, you can pride or pre order now which they actually does bumped up. My you know they do in order of the book stages but

up to a second order. Our ran a rather chopping up, a body next door just ignored as well about nightcap sunset. I love that and so do the book. Basically, it's doing great priority. Gonna fits dog, dotcom fight, easy dog and its basically, my it's about us. It's about irish guys, a lot of anger, the do the opposite of what they told to do their whole life. They agreed so my mother saved every ladder there was ever sent home from teachers, police clipped out I know that they find out where it is and then I saved them off from adulthood. So it's like my life through bad ladders that were sent home as phenomena phenomena Yan the Eba is called to a people by the EU book I've. Actually I got celebrities. I ain't gonna shoot you after this who, when they read the letter, so when you're reading, when you're on your ipad, you can you can click on A particular ladder and arson PETE Yourn is reading an exact galifron knack as or Natalie now arrived, so

very hard and active yeah you're. Very you know somebody. I have to hand it to you is your very you not afraid of the internet. The way I am, I'm really got a guy Andy Rooney that is, why is everybody going over to Facebook? I will tell you, don't know where he is on sixty minutes in thirty seconds after the Nay Audio commercial yeah he's just that, I'm so trying not to be that guy, just hates everything new. But it really is like I really you are ahead of the way with despite cast you can do in this longer than I have yet this appeal to me. Yeah psychosis of just being by myself, like I do the thing by myself every week, just for like an hour, you ever positive. You go straight through. Just go straight through I do I do. I do pry one out of four five nine alone, and I know my favorite one if you start bomb and you just talk about how you bombing and then people actually laugh at you struggling trying to get

on the other road to Carmody people. I find I get more comments on the alone ones in any other ones. There, like I love I did when I was down staying with my mom and Florida with my family, and I went out saddened.

Far across the street. I did mention ripping during the last meeting like farther overrated for this week. This is a great one. Overrated wind chimes Stewed says I hate the annoying click click sound with a fuckin passion. What is wrong with the people? Huh, what's wrong with people seriously, the world is not loud enough. You have two fuckin add to it

You know they they do believe the sounds will make them better people or make life better. You know dude, you want such a great royalty right, brought that fuckin sentences. Our I do. They believe the sounds will make them better people or make their life better. I found most annoying and of an invasive. I find it the arches Christ, I'm never draken on a park, yes again, scope You cells are what is wrong with PETE my I find it the most annoying and evasive thing. I am forced to listen to even with closed windows, but there's so peaceful. If you fuckin, like the sound, when did you put him up inside your home and have the fuckin fan going. Anyway, what gives anyway you're right to push their taste on others? Do I totally agree? It's like if you're gonna make smokers smoke outside. Then you want to make these fuckin wind shine. People take that shit indoors. I

tell you how annoying that is its an you know it's annoying about it is it annoying sound, that's trying to be fuckin spiritual! That's what kills me! It's even It's more annoying than just allowed annoying sound, that's fucking annoying is at least a loud noise. Sound has to fuck encouraged to be annoying those fuckin exaction there there there did. You know what, when I go on Youtube and just get some fuckin winch, I'm sorry for you, dumb, consult their who do yoga. You know, and I actually think that these fuckin thing sound good. Here we go. Wind fuckin shines you tube at sea. What we got here. We go, Yosemite, fuckin, love them so much they put up a video here. We go for you comes out there here. It is. I got it matters a nice.

This isn't fair. This guy's got fuck he's got the professional grade level once he thinks look like the exhaust on a God, Damn others giant. Gibes are I just learned something I don't mind joy. When gibes one has only to do she once you get it. A fuckin hardware store typical Youtube. You just can't put when changing beautiful winch, I'm his Anti son there. It is I think it is then made a metal soon you rip em off. You have a fuckin blunt object to beat your neighbor to death. With that, what you're doing a dip in fucking peroxide a bleach, and you hook it back up again. Let those any cuts figure out that murder who murdered on his porch in some other fine. You know in a fucking

its people its like it's, not even fuckin fair. You ever see the one as they take another healthy swell. I got news for you, I'm ever another beer. This might be the new thing. I might do this shit Thursday night taken NATO. As they take another healthy swell. I got news for you, I'm ever another beer. This might be the new. I might do this shit Thursday night taken night off, stand up. Tell my check. They hit the fan. It breaks very better draken you're, a goddamn house. It just makes you want to start screaming about this shit. Yeah how'd, you know, I paid for this shit. An old man downstairs somebody louder and he's gonna come up here. That would be the ultimate podcast you're thinking about All people, as we always have to worry that they are a fuckin like they say they fought enough Can work, as I never had I known so I have total respect for fuckin veterans and the fact that they still got it in. You know.

He'll, be in, say when I defy actually just totally pissed him off any really did fighting the Korean WAR and he just fuckin through whatever that fuckin thing. Is you throw up when you, when you gonna, climb up the rope on the side of the building here that that Fuckin land fish hook thing Throws it up there and just climbed up comes over my railing, as I'm sitting here doing. Pod cas half in the bag he's gotta kitchen knife between his teeth like a fuckin pirate, but what I do. I probably taken twelve karate classes in my life and they have all been like you know, six years apart, fuckin guy coming in full Lamy, you know. Fuck it now I just sat back and I just lost the screen area. So whatever wind chimes a fuckin overrated, there really but I got tat. We get the giant once the giant wants a nice, listen to the giant.

Was a giant ones. Have a nice tone towards its all deeper. I think I figured it out. Come on baby guide me, that's not bad! Go the anger! You childhood rife, like oh yeah, anger for second see. Sound of a ship in the background ocean coming up on the beach. You ever get to that point right when you gonna, get relax and let go, and then you get so fuckin scared. You get right back into the anger and then you want a punch. Somebody in fuckin yoga, pants.

Fuck I want to go to this pizza place. I really try to do fun things when I was in Portland try to be healthy. I went for a fuckin hike. Was sticking with my smooth these enough. Drop in pounds here.

Anyway. Something tells me that in important they have this fuckin writ. They got this pizza parlor, where they had the best goddamned pizza and all the fuck North West, to this guy has like this homemade God, damn dough and he Make so much of it every day when he's done, making the dough he's done, making pizza go fuck yourself right, So am cannot, will shit. I gotta try this pizza. So I go on the internet. I look up. I see where it is it's right on Hawthorne Street, like forty four then Hawthorne, forty six and Arthur and stuff like tat right saw my car and I gotta go check this fuckin thing out. So I allow I get myself an hour and a half before the show to get there to get a goddamn pizza rights of Fuckin Peter K. So I call told me to cause it's just a call this place and I call up the rings like eleven twelve fourteen times.

And nobody picks up some guy. You know the private busy, no big deal I gotta now I'll get. There were an hour and a half before right. I get a goddamn care, I've drive and over their cabdriver. Obviously in all this guy's kind of like the pizza Nazis, like that, like the Fuckin soup nazi On Seinfeld, so I show up- and I were can't. Lo and behold, the places pact. But I see this little to top, gets up. Wages is clean and off the table. She walks away. So I go over. I sit down. Get re order, the pizza check and our people ordering of getting excited is what I'm trying to tell you wait- just comes over she's. I will you ever in the waiting room next store, or did you just like walk in here and sit down, and I was like I just came in and sat down. She. Yeah. You have to like fine in next door. As people everything's everything's a question, and yet

like Steiner next door, and I'm like I I go well how long the wage is likely. I can't really like say it's the announced a busy at that point. Rather go well. I gotta show at eight two quarters seven and I don't have time to order a pizza and eat it. She's like yeah now now and then that's when my blood study, fuckin boiling because I realized what I just walked. Do what I walked into? I walked into the pizza version of pigs, hot dog, Out here it's fuckin allay, pizza version of my Normally a bakery New York, city or death in place, we get the hot dogs in Chicago. You know. Our fifteen minutes to make a fuckin pizza. You can't do that. Sky sit near actin, like you know,.

Like he's making some sort of Gore may for our tear right now. That's my overrated for the Fuckin weak standing in line at any rest These do not that. Does the breakfast place in your neighborhood, you, girls, like, oh, my God The french toast is the dye for and you stand there and fucking line never worth it never worth the hype. Ok, learn anything from this podcast other than an ignorant. Asshole, don't stand in line for fucking food. Ok, unless some dozen natural disaster, the places flooded and this this out, can t soup. You know when you put it in a baseball had then you'll stand and like soup kitchen you, stand and lie, but I'll stand outside these fuckin places it stupid. It's never worth it. You know fancy, aren't you don't stand outside call you make fucker reservation. Thou must stay and I d like wait, the fuckin today

God you have sent. You know I mean fuck it people in New York. They stand outside for ninety minutes for a cup cake for fucking cupcake, gonna three seconds you just gotta piss me off some people in Portland. Ok, there are actually going to figure out what pizza parlor I'm talking about and then they can t tell me: do it's totally fuckin worth that these low self esteem douche bags. Who just allow themselves to be totally treated like for absolute fuckin shit for pizza. Yeah, sorry, I can't make a pizza within an hour in fifteen minutes. We know what fuck you and your fuckin pizza about that in your number one goddamn rating I've got a pizza hut, eat their fuckin slop. You're telling me that I know we have to go back? I have to try people hyped it so much That's what I'm really mad about his eyes. I know as much as I just fuckin too, About that shit, I'm gonna have to go back there and go get it

You guys wandered yelled at magnolia. It's it's a great cupcake, but it's not that great start that greater to stand there and listened awful conversation people drive. By looking at you trying to figure out, what are they standing in line for you now is the time in it there doing a book signing.

Is there a porn star, there's gonna blow you with the front of the line. Can I raise the stakes for something funny within the last seven minutes I'll fuck this, but this pocket arrogant.