Hey, what's going on it's bill bur in his time for the thursday afternoon, just be for friday. Monday morning, podcast and I'm just checking in on you. That's all Look to enough an aggressive today, just you know, he's. hey! I got a great way. Your job, people or maybe a bit of it, each man tat, I hey man, do you hate your job? Do you go? in their thinking, if I have to fucking, walk through those god damn doors one more time. I I think I'm going to stick my head through the plate glass window. Like me back The day when I said I'd make apply, rep but can steal from my own act here, just How people you have covered? self ten days off. to those will be a weekend day to stop you

because nobody ass to see that this result, You can't come in. I got covert usanga right, yeah may symptomatic, but put a still metauoias. It does no good all. They want to seize and negative test state of four come. So I just get back. From my from France, I guess covert. Like how carbons pet python are run. Wild. What are you gonna do when covert comes? It gets you, somebody told me hey. If you get it, man, They got a new drug out there, man, it's called packs loaded. and I was like I'm not taken that shit. And they said why not. Said because it rhymes with the disease. It rhymes with the virus that can taken that shit. You know.

got pneumonia take split vote. You wait a minute. My wife goes. She got shingles take pringles. Is it right with the disease? Will because The virus part of the virus has to belittle those parts of your. I have no idea, but I was just thinking you know I get the covert back in january, there I am. First of all, let me- and I thought I had It- that was a great as I don't even know it fuck had it cause. I went out in an hour get- that microchip shot to my body by the way I don't think I've ever gotten more god, damn shit for some stupid fuck and stand up thing. I did for that. Netflix thing I hosted, good lord on a bunch of fuckin babies attacked about covert and written house you'd. Think I fuck and tore up the declaration of independence.

Fuckin unreal man fuck an unreal bills of fucking governments, shill. fuckin wine and got their babies when I get right. I do love about the left and the right side from the fact that my fellow countrymen is, They just have no fucking self awareness of life. How'd they everything that they say they dont that the other side's do want their fuckin. Don't both sides adorn like. You know in the two thousands, but we'll just do right now, right now, like the rebels, man peseta mad for the government. Mad decision What the founding fathers we're talking about. Man that's the right daylight

Fuck, you government, fuck, you I'm not listening to you, I don't trust you far here you are my god- go again right: they're doin, that shit. Those same fuckin assholes in the two thousands when dumb ass george bush went ahead and bankrupted this fuckin country by trying to shoehorn nine eleven into iraq. He they were like you know, It is these fuckin guy like he has web, has weapons of mass destruction and a new killer fuckin. Whatever programme, we gotta go, stop it. Eddie was part and nine eleven, and I know he likes my dad right. So right, I can go in there. The guy's got nothin and it goes from was stop it from that. It goes to a liberation. It's like did you. Just change the fuck admission like overnight, Have you committed all of these? This lives in money over there? So liberals,

we'll go and no don't do the government's polish. Yet this slave, the fuckin oil companies, blah blah blah blah blah the safe. Chris today, who will go unlike fucked government back? Two thousand like support the troops, america lover or leave it. Weapons of mass destruction turns out. Doesn't its elaboration saved flock and people exact same How can people in my head, they are right and dead yet the liberals Doing the whole hey it's my body, it's by choice, fucking roby way by body by choice, the fuck it. See, comes out for covert people. Don't Take the like tat. So I m psych evidently have learnt from this this my last to spare the special under this thing I hosted I'm somehow stuck in the Middle east fuckin. They both fuckin, can't stand me good,

Do you see my abortion bit? This is before roe v wade. I got a special coming out next week on jace the hairy legged white checks, a common hobby, fuck it fair. I do like donald trump, maybe get in that I don't I don't what to tell you, I guess cause back in the day I used to fuck and go off on banks in the federal reserve's and Allah typing and you know where that got me. Do you know where that got me it all it got me was meeting people like that guy that had the buffalo horns on that went into the fuckin house representative senate, whatever the capital building, that's, Let that ends up with nobody gives a fuck and no, he's doing anything. So what was I going to do and be the guy sit near flap and my arms with my head on fire? I just said fuck it and you know what. Kind of feels great so I want to tell you.

All you federal reserve, fuckin beggar. I still agree with that. I'm still, no, it's a fucking ponzi scheme, but I can't I I fought the good fight for five years and then I just stopped it's like right now, everybody's fuckin, you know fuck. blame and Joe Biden for the gas prices and ignoring the fact that it was the same sector. They fuckin pump like two trillion dollars. I don't know at twenty trillion into the economy, this gonna be of inflation, I was actually say, like I feel, like the old companies are trying to get back all the money they didn't get in fuckin, twenty twenty. When people say Oh, I don't fucking, but anyways people start taken my shit so goddamn seriously. I'm a fucking comedian, good lord. how can it be said that year stand of comic? They want you to be their dear dear fuckin, what president. or or surgeon general

I'm I'm neither one of us thinks I'm a fuckin moura who tells jokes rights of shut up alright right packs love everybody. Pay with a name. What's that rhymes with covered it has to be good. old, the cure for the common cold plants, or do you have serve. Take pride, sir. I will not. Please now look I've done. That is just about that, I will not fuck with a medicine if it rhymes, with what I'm trying to cure with cure all right, that's the level of intellectual dealing with here, people bunch a fuck. in babies, you conservatives, liberals, you all a bunch of fuckin babies,. Its demands shit, that's actually fuckin going on out there and these fuckin idiots,

can do is go after a goddamn. You don't say and up comedy Gonna change it if what comics are saying, is suddenly becoming law That's what I've always loved about that, because the realities as they stand of comedy did have that level of power. It wouldn't be legal, they couldn't. You can just have any jack S, doing it I'll, wait a minute any jacket. can just go and buy a gun. Now is a liberal again. I have a chicken on my head, not wearing a diaper. How old are you Over eighty here you go, I don't how it works. Ok, people I don't understand how it works. All I know is I'm trying to get my my my son has some is, which were rain and a man and his understanding that the hammers come down, I did not like His behaviour in public at the hotel and stuff I've-

realize that I've just been a little too lax with him over compensating for screaming and yelling that I grew up with. So what I'm doing, how you know it's his little time out see has a little chair and that's where it is in amazing ways. I put him in the fuckin share any fights, if, like thirty, secondly, and realises that. That's where it's gone gonna be immediately crying, the temperature has gone away and it's like, oh so it is just an act? This is just a manipulation. My thing is, I hear my kids cry I just wanted to stop because sorry it's chair here. I just Wanted to stop because he had you know it, she kid cry and it breaks your fucking heart. So I just had to push past that so he is obsessed with my car, my old truck, so he starts going. It go.

At his car. He starts at that emotional level, not like tat. His car here. Dad is car tyres, car. he's just pointing us, Jos, car georgia, Died out, please please doubters car. So every time I would be like Hey buddy, alright, let's go and scoop em up and I would take them out. I put him in the driver's seat and it starts. Become like five six times a day. You know I have shit to do here, so it's like. I can learn that if you do, everything that they want, the second they want it. Then they This unrealistic idea, I know kind of makes sense what you say it out loud, but so I'm trying to And do that. But fortunately in l, a smart kid. Really smart kid, so it it was already taking

and he was already changing just with one day of it. So I'm gonna funny to the sit in the corner. You sit in the corner, honest rocking chair at mine, got him to sit in on thing an arm. He's just lookin at me, and I'm watching tv he's being why he sort of rock and a little bit and looked over a man, and he was looking at me and I was trying to stare at amp duenna, I'm not here. be with you right now and he I was staring him he stairs back at me, then. Did like half a smile, I swear to god. I think I took six years off my life, trying not to smile in that moment, because I was trying to make my point: They smile like hell it dad. It's me. What are we doing here? Let's go wrestle coma my wife, read somewhere, you know whatever their ages. That's all

You should do it forces which is cool cause he's only to stay. And its comes over he's all right, but he's funny. Would you tell em like not a yell, just you're like a firm voice. I want to do that now. It does this thing. We puts his hands over his eyes and then he picks room I and I'll be like yet you can't do that. You have to be nice to your sister. You understand, And then he turned his head. All the way around like Linda Blair turns it like The council will be looking at you so. it's a copycat league in the family, everybody, so my wife was given me shit about something that I was doing. interrupting her when she was on the phone or some shit. started. Give me shit about it. We lay in bed and I just turn my head all the way around into the pillow

and she may we oh use at at an impression of my son speed king of my son and my lovely daughter. We got a fucking coyote problem. I've got to two different neighbours. Tell me hey just to let you know they spent. Some coyote jumping over your poor excuse for offence into the fuckin front yard right like a right. And they, like the other cat or anything like that. Unlike now, it's not our cat, but a fuckin, just every Like an animal just waltzes through our goddamn yard right, so this is They said oliver get adolescent coyote. There was jumping over Back and forth back and forth over this think so. I don't know I'm supposed to do about that.

to be honest with you. I hope it just kills. The cat. No more food. Your body that bowed another victim cove it. It is just down and that's all there is to it see you later. no food here or maybe I. The one in my favorite thing to do is to take a garden hose and pointed at a cat cause there cuts in the water doesn't hurt, and it's just you know you disorder, you put your thumb over the nozzle over the end, just gimme of a missing Do that quick movement like what the fact is rain and then they realise at you and they fuckin take off. Take that's right. Right, waterman, sir, you will respect me in my Mamma said my hope that in some right kay, would bills sorry about the cats that sounds a little rape

but those boss, the red sox, are fuckin, unbelievable. We just can't seem to be anybody in the aol east there I said we had some kid. debuting last night, I watched a little bit of it between these car daddy's car, his car. He hasn't he sells eggs and in a horror movie. Anyway, I watched a little bit of that matter. It turns out. It was forty, nothing at third reading. I want to save it. came back and scored a run or something, but it didn't matter. So now we got the yankees, we got there yankee. So we'll see I don't know it's such a star. Raw pitching is decent. Bats had just been a little quiet lately we definitely have to get going against stronger rotations g think so built

I'm gonna go I'm fuckin, I'm gonna go with that. Let's get me my ear. My little solution anyway, what can crushed it coming home now as a dead. Everybody was like all jet lag and I just I don't know I kind of state up. I know I stayed up in the plane. I fuckin drank like four cups of coffee, return. I would start to get sleepy of like now, not doing it. I will not. fall asleep until ten o clock this evening. This close time and I was able to do it. I got back act made it. Everybody else is just gonna been fuckin. Now you know Joe Lagged or whatever so I bid just handle and everything. fuckin handle and everything I like doing that ship cleaning up washing dishes, you now given

kids. The bass just fuckin, crushing goin out get the packages. Going to see vs euro pick it up, whatever the fuck it is? We need common all ban ban bam swinging by my. Grocery store my kid or favorite ice cream, just knocking at the fuck out that she had a great couple days Back here in the united states of america, I got that new that new porcupine tree album And broke down that hope for a song. I can't play a lot of the shit that he's playing, but at least know what the band is doing, and I was a The figure out the second half

member states- was the last podcast. If you listen. that first songs in five and then when the get to the course they play Ray against four until before, and then he does a phil on the end of four crashes, on the one and then that they repeats then, though, this other sort of and what the musical term is for fraser, whatever that they play towards the end of the song. That was really really fucker be up. I want enough. What are they doing, and I finally figured it out last night I play three against four again, I dunno. If it's in this bridge section But if they do, it will, with eight eighth notes,. So I'm doing hits every third eight, if not sorts the one, the end of two and then the four etc for three bars before

comes back around the one like dude. What a fuckin sit down a right, the song out and get this fuckin song down I don't know why. Probably I have a bunch of the ship going on in my life, and this is a nice fuckin distraction that this is what I'm gonna do, but First one is three against four Accounting- it's sixteenth note, so it's one. He had a two week end at three. He end up fourie and I dunno I forget his last everybody on the podcast four drummers, another dramas alike. All that's not what he's doing actually, he's playing are heard are ok, eddies. Hang it on the snare between the snare and his right hand on the floor tom, that's what he's doing and then he said, go snow with his left. And that comes off the high hat pedal

as one of those cowbells. I've been watching a bunch of those are much strong videos and shit. I really like the prague metal stuff. Anybody got it some good bands. I can listen to one comes that shit item. I know why is far just like The sickest metal you ever gonna hear mishmash shook, I guess, as a new fuckin, album madonna. Did you tell me said just it's insane so If he says it's insane, I know it's insane, so I gotta get that, but, as anybody is have like. I can't listen. I rather about all fuckin time. You know already my ears, just don't like accustomed to yet like miss sugars, like one of the few bans like that that I can, I can listen to. Like I don't know, shit about the kind of metal like I go like

giant leaps through decades. It's like this and was pan terror. the two thousands was lamb. Oh god,. Somewhere around there. I've heard of me jirga and that's as far as I go. A little bit a slip, not an Like I don't know, I just been getting the double base again and I've been watching people. When covers some of their songs and beyond the drums being unbelievable, is I actually was sent mike. I fuckin like that song no, the only thing is, is one I put that shit on me. wife just looks at me. Like you know, I understand, like you, know So white person you play that around a black person. I think they, thank god, this persons in a hate group.

Can you tell the gun, not a fucking turned the goddamn music down I told you guys were my have two fifty gets here. I want to. I wanna write like really like disgustingly liberal shit in the back window too, set those people that right, like freedom and when Fuck else they write back there, that's like big thing, like I've noticed that, like four summary and people with pick up trucks. The conservative version of liberals with practices like this, a previous you can. Almost guarantee what you gonna hear: somebody's lefty political opinion. It's gonna, be I'm like a fuckin previous right, but, You gonna hear somebody's right. Oh my god. This is a reality. Show. Do you know they're, always liked you out stick and like opposite people, you know In the same fuckin house, you take a fuckin,

bleeding heart liberal. You know what I mean. She has a future. The future is feminine. That's Doping, fuckin slogan, nets, I think that take the classic like hypocritical. yet on both sides as opposed to me who's in the middle and is a perfect person, ok, which The only reason why attacking both sides. This has nothing to do with anything about me wanting the country to be better people to get along. This has to do with me. Trying to frame myself in a light that feeds my ego The future is feminine member that shit. It's like. Isn't that what you would just fighting, because as it is male when you're saying this is oppressive. So how is if the future is female? How is that just not going the same thing on the other side and they wages like what, whatever trump sir.

That conversation never happened. It happened in my head, but that's what I feel like they would say. Honesty. so you take one of those fuckin idiots when I was here white checks. You know, then, as it all figured out there fucking, you know. the rainbow flag, bumper sticker, the futures, feminine gender, do oh bathrooms,. My leg hair, my choice, write it. That person. my overgrown bush My long right so. You stick around the house and then you just have some guy pull up a pickup truck with freedom and that one that one other guy said a mask has the same ability. You know,

up in the virus, as yonder paths to have stopped at a far or some stupid. Like that, I love us. Some egghead wrote underneath that going like will actually a far. Is a gas culture is a solid that travel through water, vapor, anyway, that's another one that I like, I like how like the anti whiskers like a row that didn't fuck work due to it all. I should like. First of all, you did. not wear a mass, because you knew from day one that they didn't work? I love I everybody's acting like did this fuckin scientists now and now that they are. The information or whatever. the same. They never fought in sectors that why you didn't wear a mass, you didn't wear a mask is cause. You felt it was coming from people that were blue ties, so you, like don't fuck in jail, my freedom, what to do if george bush in two thousand one told you to wear a mass those same people be like em america, where it or leave it

And then the liberals would have been like this is oppressive. How, I talk about gender neutral bathrobe through the mass gone why can't you won't be perfect? Like me,. When will you guys understand that I've figured out everything in my head by talking to myself and not reading books. I did read up. I read a book this year. Wilmington's lie. You gotta check that one which has now got Like I want to read about the eighteen hundreds in this country- and I don't wanna fuckin read the book, that I already heard and when I went, I was coming up in school when, just a lad right way back when, when I would finish milk in the cows in the goats, I would want her school. run pass uncle touches house. I completely for

what the fuck are you talking about I used to go to school history class appearances, vivid picture. I was thinking about galway, ireland,. doing that irish little, that portable irish accent and how they like some fuckin guy. And place where they would send non married in pregnant young women. they have their kids, so they wouldn't bring shame to their freckled family. As you know, these did know what the fuck they were doing a lot of times. The baby's died they just fuckin stuck in this all the at babies they stuck him in his fuckin. Anyone know what underground, something in that one day they just found em all and you know the irish. They probably some are found some humour in it.

Roy terminal fuckin dead babies does it take to run a fuckin anyway, so when I was a kid when they would teach history s fucking year, they would start with Columbus, sailed the ocean blue in fourteen ninety two. and then somewhere they would get to the declaration of independence, and that was it Was fucked in it and there was no talk about slavery. They was no talk about anything. Maybe we get into the french and indian war. I one time we got our way up to the war of eighteen, twelve, but There was nothing, about the civil war, nothing about slavery, nothing about what we did to why a indians native americans, whatever the fuck you supposed to call them and whatever the proper terminology, is

So long time ago, I read that people's history, the united states, which was just way on the other side most just like, this is what really happened, man which washington Everybody loves him a guy at his foot Dick out man, the guy is powdered wig, honest fuckin, dick go and whose licking these revolutionary nuts that's what really happened, man, so that was all away to the other side, so I like I gotta light Rita, little bit above you know. because this kind of like a sporting event, if a team. If you listen to the people's team, that loss delight She had. I'm really over simplifying all of this. So anyway, I wrote. I read that book book. They said one the things that was scaring the hawaii

Was the net turner a slave revolt? sounds like I'm. A fuckin read a book on that I'm a fucking decked out up then already seems like it has a really like the back door. It's like a marvel movie, but it's too intense was basically that when nat turner was a kid. He saw. Some white dude come in and in it. His mother Then he just it was like the batman story, but with rape we dislike fuck, the r m oversimplifying able to read the book, and then give the I'll give you my yeah, my version of it. As I see it there's that and then there's another book. I want to read Jim cat a T. My decades in baseball. I want to read that want to.

cause. I remember as a kid collecting baseball cards. I had him his card when he I think he was on the Saint Louis cardinals or something or maybe the yankees, I don't know, but life flip the card over he had been in the league for so damn long. There was no room for any information of light, where he went to college where he played you know it was just the smallest tight bite ever seen. He play in the fifties, the sixties, the seventys and into the eighties. He had eight when he plus your career. I think his first year was nineteen. Fifty nine I met even talked about this, so I went read that want to see what I'm gonna do is ever read like hard core history and then athletes autobiography meat. That's what I'm going to try to balance sit out all right, because I kind of like when I was reading- and I got away from myself. You know- and I didn't You getting that message like,

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It's some friends. Every year we just go up on the roof of my house and we just sit there. We watch fortunately not at my neighbour shoe any off. It's always a couple blocks. way and then just way across their languages just watch it we try to take a video, but the cell phone just doesn't it doesn't do justice? And then there's is like a ball I don't know how far away it is say like other three to five miles away. They actually have one so raiders were getting on the roof. They usually get into their finale casino people bring their kids to the more you know. one of those fuckin malls that has like of trolley that drives around it may play, like tony bennet, said, try and everybody feels like you know like there are winner. walk in and out of a gap. Luck a lady to night never letter. Out of my sight,

It is, however, also a good meal. I why don't you put mine? You fuckin tub, oh shit, as over law. If you not growing food, if you're wearing overalls, if you're not an early nineties, aren't be banned, you basically wearing it, because that's what your stomach feels comfortable and you know it's like it's like you're pregnant as a guy rose. You know satchels that people where you know they might also swap whenever it is like a blanket, and it's like a paper bag, at the same time it is like a baby in there all the baby this case? Is your big fuckin round stomach? You know Try to fetch shapes of people come on people. wicked keen was salad. I guess keno. Why? Even though it's spelt o a is not the way to say some fucking out somewhat twitters, given me shit, you drive Me crazy: it's pronounced keen wha what kind of

man knows how keen wore a keener. Why is even fucking pronounced? Ok you know what kind of man know something like that That's an h f is a fuckin. Nobody is comfortable themselves. Some being who realises that meat is a lie, not fuck it with you, I'm actually I've really cut down with my meat intake just out of pure vanity. I loved you don't need me. You're, fuckin stomach goes away. The fat has no way to hide or, as they say in long island, hide it has nowhere to hide a farm bill. It's got nowhere to fork and go. I cook this weekend are yoga instructor, slash of fat fuck you now I may

My he was salad, king, while the fuck you said, I made that thing which is great phil job like pancake bad use, poured down you're going you, like I'm good you it's funny. They say it's a complete protein, but you, you can add chicken to it, in other words its not a complete protein right right there, you, with your fucking, stretching periods in your bare feet. Stop fucking saying to complete protein. I know it isn't. Okay and- and I made that and then I made this peaches and beach salad with goat cheese. I don't give a fuck what you guys say. Call me, a fucking douche all day long fuckin twinkle toes. I don't care, scrape, fills me up and I except the next morning and my fuckin white stomachs a little smaller you to try. I actually work To the grocery store- and I bought organic beats, where it had like the fucking

leaves like some asshole, just asshole, some migrant worker. You know America's, though of those jobs, we grew bits of those good really before he rose vague. We truly to pay people and wasted kept our yachts. It would be forty dollars a beat Anybody explain to me the economics of that why everything has to be done outside of this country or it'll nine zillion dollars and don't even fuck and just say it causes the union's. I know its part, Because of that, but the other parties, those people with those fuckin yachts, that I saw a central pay, an order for someone to get a boat, that fuckin big legally without being a fuckin pirate. There's gotta be so but he crying in a field in El Salvador, poland, organic beats out of fuckin ground or allegedly organic beats out of the ground to the two

about eight pesos, a fuckin muff right is then our works. Is that our works? I don't fuck All I know is this something going on with all these gated communities? We live in a gay community. What the fuck are you doing, or what do you know that is going to happen and right there you're you're, you're you're fucking nah. What do you call those guys that know how to build shit freemason and like how people get mad at freemasons because they know how to make shit and they don't want to tell you about it, you know, don't you have a secret recipe? Would you barbecue ribs here you know where you're fuckin cream pie, whatever the hell you make, that is not a secret family recipe, while the secret family recipe with the freemasons. Is they understand how the universe works? They went told you. The universe works next thing you know you're off the grid. You know

on apples in your toaster. You don't have to pay for electric power. Why would you go to their cubicle with your four foot walls? You wouldn't do it and then what would they were with their joy? Be. If they couldn't see you walking into a fucking building every day that you didn't want to go to. Where would they join me? What would fill up their dark souls? What misery could they look? They were left to be tortured like us, like torturing, squirrels on their property, Alright, you don't want to do out here. I want to fucking go up to that. I want to go up to that hearst mansion and william Randolph Hearst, whatever the fuck. His name was he's like the original rupert murdoch. fuckin a owned all this shit. What is he always call when I'm doing the podcast. He's like the original, what the fuck were rupert murdoch and he owned fuck him.

Thing, allegedly. kane was about him, but he has, but he has the hearse castle, We have between here and san francisco, and it takes you like three days to get through it. This was the guy's fucking. House and I actually shot a a a scene one time not one time about him. Last month, who's getting Ho Ozil did a sketch for kroll show I might as well hype that I think Nicole's a fucking genius. I hope you guys watch the next season. I got to do a little bit of acting work on that and we got in a building that used to be owned by our william Randolph hers and allegedly big word- allegedly. there was a secret elevator in there. At all there, oh billy, I'm not red, face, used to

bring up his extracurricular said. You know what they're fucking, lu, LU, lu patterns or whatever for his fuckin horse. He had a whore elevator. Ass, when you know you got money it out at all those mtv cribs and shack with this giant fuck in bed, right in fact, red man with people sleeping on the floor of this I could place you never saw anybody with a whore elevator to this day now spoken brilliant, the whore elevator, when the fuck was the elevator. invented. That seems like some early nineteen hundreds, possibly late, eighteen, hundreds type of shit you now in on the late eighteen hundreds when they first came up with it. They probably had like fuckin six year olds polling people up in it and was completely legal and.

yeah but anyways this guy had a whore elevator. So I mean if he had a whore elevator at fuckin work. I'm not gonna. Look at his house, I gotta do it and so anyways I've been off. Since I did my special and I actually got I'm finally gonna sit down and watch it tonight. I made the lovely nia promised me that she'd sit down and watch with me cause. You know it's not, then it's a fucking outer body experience. Alright, it's one thing to take a video and look at it and we'll you know of yourself doing something dumb, that's one thing, but to know that once you people are gonna fuck, it see the thing than they really nature makes you a little bit nuts it up. So I got all my other busy work out who the fuck away it's. Why do in the past year, sunday, night and down, because I know I gotta get this fucking eight had upon guerrilla my shoulders are gonna sit down a wash. I gotta watch too

In which I don't want to do and the god I'm dreading that anyways the fuck was I talking about so I'm really enjoying just you know less. Since I got back from vegas just not doing shit. I didn't do shit all week. Other than that make my fucking twinkle toes stuff all over then I I also I made this fucking desert. I just love when you guys trash me for whatever I do. I I made this chocolate chip cheesecake with a chocolate crust I can't even tell you guys how ridiculously excited I was to make my first like look like a brownie crust, and I was always wondering how the fuck you make the cross. Why do you get the chocolate in there? It's just like Cocoa powder he put a little bit then, and you see the fuckin thing down right: you're, putting your fucking

shortening I overcooked it. I could. How do you tell it's getting golden brown when it's chocolate, you know I'll fucking get it anyways. So I ate one of those things today and I I feel sick. It was too much. yeah I'll fuckin too much. What am I talking about? I don't know what I'm talking about: I'm a fucking vacation. I'm live in my own goddamn world out here somewhere, other than that yeah I was. I was heightened with my dog all this week. We still get the work. when the house and I had the dog she stays at the vet during the data she gets freaked out when the workers are making all that goddamn Noise and so I was on the road getting ready to do the special I hadn't seen her in like a week and I came back and she was fucking fat, a fat pit, bull, they lover over the bed. She loves there. My dog loves anyway, that takes care of first she's, like hulu fucking. but within the second you take care of her. She

turns into a little lapdog. and as a lover to death, so they are always given a treats, and I fucking see her. I almost didn't recognize her. You know what I mean. when you go to your high school reunion after twenty years, you really gotta you gotta kind of look dislike a little But the forehead in the eyes is where you can still see the person that you used to know at dawn. That's what I was doing so I went on a bunch of long hikes with my dog fortunate she's, a pit bull she's, all my muscles and she's back in shape after like three four days, and that was basically my weekend and oh I forgot to mention so we ended up going up on the roof. to lie to watch the fuckin fireworks and dire go up there and everybody shoot them off and everything in every year. I say and I go. You know it's fuck. It amazing that all these people, it's random leash disappear. This overshooting off some real shit, not just like bar,

rockets issue, not stuff that blows up in shoots out. Like a ball. You know, It usually happens. You know I don't have to three years eat up off the ground, they shoot em up and it goes off it like seventy five feet off the fuckin ground in between these apartment. Building some standing on the roof. I'm literally saying so my wife, I go, you know it's unbelievable every year, how all of these things get shot off and nobody likes their high house on fire and within fucking. Two minutes to me saying that I look in. Yes, that's it! I'm thinking like while that that firework is lasting pretty long, and I look at it and as an undeniable or glow, slash, dancing of fire, and I'm like that. The fire somebody let their funding I fire right and I look into them sure enough. I couldn't believe how fast it spread:

the next thing you know there's a helicopter flying around it, and then you know after the left, we hear them Fire engine start to come down and as fast as that thing lit ignited in as fast as it spread. They fuck it put that thing out. So they, u dont, drowned thing that anybody owned in the building, they put it out for the goddamn quick. I got video of it. I don't what I mean, maybe I'll put it up. There was actually talking a verse you when I was on the phone. I think I'll lose him that I said you got up what about. The video. it's not it, but I you know I'm not going to post, because it's not a good video. He knows his fucking cell phone at night and this happened like an appropriate good. What I a away whatever, whatever whatever so somebody let the house of our set up there was. There was interesting. You know it's funny. My mother in law was hilarious. Was she was just like saying something to the

The fact that the issues which the person did that later on during the fireworks show because none of the fireworks could could follow, Basically somebody lighting their house on fire. There was like way more exciting than that. You went back to the fireworks cause. It's like yeah. You know it's kind of like doing your closing joke in the middle of your act. You know what I mean: It's kind of like gaga, I dunno what the fuck else. It's like so anyways. Do you think The root of me if I live right next to him and I put on easy dc house- is on fire. This house is on fire. You know, as the house is on fire now talking heads bearing down house with that, but I beg matches. I think it would be. What is the proper music the play when you were you fucking neighbours like a house on fire? What is the respectful thing to do.

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you know. I tell him his story on stage in this kind of bombing, so maybe it's it's better for the podcast do did I was fuckin drive and right and I stop at a red light. You know four ways stop. So the person to the right of me You know he's got the green light and he makes a left in front of me and he was so fuckin fat. He like leaned his head right down to his man boob and his arm out the window kind of holding onto the car as he was picking, sir, So basically, he wouldn't roll over in fucking crushes passenger. I mean what Did you just say our right guess it really is like a drug addict. I mean you see a fucking drug addict laying in the goddamn street going over and taking a dump on a fucking dunno. What shrub? At what point? Do you like

Dude I sleep on the sidewalk and I shut outside before you like, hey, you know. What maybe I know why you know gonna knocked down the whole fuckin heroin use you gotta, take it down a few notches. I know there's only few things. I've seen like that. I saw this fat guy in seattle. One time he walked by me any was gradually picking up speed with the momentum of his fuckin weight and he went by me. I just felt his wind it was unreal really is like I really is a fucking drug. I really believe that I didn't but I can tell you, were just got veggie for today's man. It's like the wood said shit that would set, should they the methadone or something to get you off the heroin. They'll. Listen to me. I know what the fuck I'm talking about twenty weeks vegas, so we, the monday off me. Barton EC law had inversion and

so we want to bet on something the boards atlas there's nothing to bet on, so we ended up betting on me bought naked versie bet on albania to beat the the germans. I think they'll play in germany. I don't fucking know and we sat there, we put money on Albania, when I put a hundred bucks on them, the wind and I put twenty five bucks down on a tie. It was basically one on two two zero zero or neil nil, as they say after ninety minutes, I'd went so I don't think I've ever been that interested in a fuckin soccer game. In my life Gonna tell you, I learned the secret to all americans who don't give a fuck about world cups, If you want to give a shit, what. Box on the on the underdog. You will find yourself sitting on the edge of his seat. I got a picture of it. sitting there in the casino

and we are eyes you would think we're watching. The final two minutes of a fucking, superbowl and Joe Montana has got the ball. That's how much we will watching this shit and then the beginning. When albania's we thought scored, we thought they scored. We lost our fuckin minds. We jumped up right there All these other people who for albania and they got such a kick out of the fact that these three white dudes were absolutely losing their shit. You know Albania scored We are clearly we would they would take. While I welcome enough for they have, though the white is there in germany, but of course, this unbelievable past this guy at an unbelievable and the fog. Ball goes into the net. We lose our mind right. The guy did a one time with his head. We go fucking nuts, watch the stanley cup lay offs and guess what guess? What It was all sides.

Can you believe it? I can't fucking believe it It was broken off sides they always outside. Always for I tweeted that so one thing I learned about world cup talk or any time it gets exciting. That means it's all sides the amount of fuckin times, Are the defensive line? Could just stop and then, if you are flying start running your pussy. I have two slowed I'll catch you slow down. I swear to god. I swear to god. Man fired enough money to start a soccer early. I would teach the world how to play that fucking game get just the same way. The innate shall get rid of the fuckin red line that bullshit I put a fuckin. Low lying out there just like an hockey all right. And once a year in the fuckin zone, that said, if somebody can run faster than you can guess what he's gonna take a night

fuckin shot at that goddamn goal. That is big as a fuck. house, and we're going to start having some ninety eight games. Poor bastard. Around for eight miles. They have a game If nothing, then nothing sure I wanna hundred five bucks something like that. I think I ended up being up twenty, ass, the hundred on albania, the wind, but I got the thai this I'll fuckin dumb we were when it went in extra time in german scored the goal. We were like, I said, and we got up and we walked out but he also sit in and I'm thinking like all they must be waiting to watch the next game. Then we go up to the pool took us. They went out to the fuckin poor, just act like idiots. I kept introduce and poverty every woman that would walk by the excusing map this ban. Just want you know new jersey zone poverty, I just don't get. You should know that he is,

your presence right now and I swear to god for some reason that was working but anyways. So we now have more drinkin, like fucking penalized. I don't think I've ever had a pina colada in my life, but it just made sense. It was like one hundred degrees up like that. Drink is most ice and it has an umbrella me back and hold it over my nose in trying to get a sunburn there, some draken that shit and afterwards later on we're getting hammered at some bar, and we start watching the highlights of albania waiting to see that goal. That didn't count and then see the german goal in the extra time that He thought ended it and we sit and watch it. Germany scores, albania scores and in germany, scores and into the one with I've waited and what the fuck happened here. This is still the same. This is a game from earlier earlier this this season. What the fuck is this, I guess, what extended time it just kept, keeps going.

We thought it was like sudden death. The first gave scores wins, so we I can walked out on me. Didn't change up our bed at all, but now the looks on the pier those faces when we got up and walked out it made a lot more. Since the sort of look of confusion like where they're going.

Were those fun, loving americans that flipped out more than we did where the fuck are they going so so I learned that I still think it's a great game. I know I've shit all over, but it's just fun. It's fun annoying people from other countries. You know I enjoy the game. Alright, I do find it extremely confusing. I find the uniforms unbelievably fucking confusing. Okay, like I was sitting there. I dunno where the fuck I was in the net. Netherlands, vs costa rica, is an alright. I've been to both places. I get treated great in both places saw Michael who the fuck do I root for, and then I find out that costa rica's, the underdogs on my guide I'll go with the underdog, the costa ricans right and then I'm sitting there, I'm trying to figure out which team is which okay cause they both have like red, white and blue

I eggs as far as I know, but like one team is wearing fucking orange all orange and I'm like I dunno who the fuck is, who I'm looking at the uniforms are trying to find a flag and finally, what you gotta do. Is you gotta racially profile him to figure out who the fuck is? You know and then you know, there's always going to be couple of black due to some like dad somebody with a tan? So it's gonna throw you off when you go,

it's okay! He looks like he. He looks like he's from the netherlands. He looks like he's from Allah. That guy looks like he's from Africa that are fucking. Now you gotta sit there for ninety minutes away to somebody scores and see where the fuckin number goes to figure out who the hell's hill wasn't that bad to me, I put it honestly took me a good like a minute and a half two minutes to figure out who the fuck was, who I don't think that's right, and I don't like that creepy moment to where they hold hands with children and walk out. Alright, there's been too much coverage of fucking pedophiles and that type of stuff as an american in my country, they they got everything. They they've made. Kids, weird you, don't you don't touch 'em, you don't go near them. You don't hold their fucking hands. Okay, I guess it makes it safe because everybody's looking, but it's just it's really fucking creepy, you know taking their hands in your walking tomorrow,

pitch. That's like when you're in a tiny bar. He had dumb enough to go, get the private dance. She takes you by your hand. She walks walked out in the back, is just as fucking creepy. You don't do that! Alright, you don't have a run through fountains in public, either with no shirt on okay. They want to do that shit. You do it in the backyard care that your kid, a cake, fucking turn on that little fuckin sprinkler in the back. Have the kid run through that shit? You don't bring them down to the goddamn mall like they do in Columbus, ohio. Whenever I do the funny bone out there, it's a bunch of fucking little kids doing a fucker what t shirt concert contest right. I swear to god. If I was, if I worse, I work for this special victims unit. That's where I would part my ass on a slow weak, and I would just For somebody enjoying that shed a little bit too much so many

So that was a deal I made money on roulette. I made money twice I made money, throwing dies. I made money on the thai of albania? I was a very big. But I would you I wouldn't I would lose a little early and then I would win and I just walked away and I was fuckin done so I think it and I probably made somewhere between two and three hundred bucks I was about it now- is about it. And other than that, I haven't been doing shit all week, I'm trying to forget- the last hour and a half material, went out last night at a little bit of stand up, I got a. I got one new, fucking, five minute block starting over again, I dunno. I got nothing. I got nothing, I dunno what the fuck oh yeah. Well still anybody yeah anybody

But the young, the you, have see last night that Eric some guy, whatever the fuck his name, is far beneath your del tour of mosul beneath your del toro, head with brad pitt, torso from fight club for three rounds of kind of boring and then again, and I got good, get really fuckin good and random rosy of the fuck, you say her name, she fucking a dude. She beat up the check that she was fighting the way my older brother used to beat me up. You know I'd get a couple in and then he just put me in a headlock, throw me over his hip and then just give me a bunch of nuggets, except there was no. There was no ref the break, I was actually upset when the referee broke it up, and I realise that our arm had gone limp Jesus Christ. She took like seven punches right through the forehead You know it's funny about the usa, like you just can't fucking you can.

never get over there, quick enough, at least in boxing when you get fuckin knocked out You'D- go down and the guy goes to the other corner in that but they rush you when they fuck it. What does your went data, but that is being in a bank in a bank in the foot? in reference coming over like nah, you always take like another three four, I dunno. Having said that, I still love the sport and verse. He always gives me shit. He fucking texted me last night. He goes. I texted him. I said: hey, I'm watching that sport year, you'll love but he's always shit nodded and watching the usc, and he said he goes on watching to any. As he goes, I like the? U of c. I just think boxing is better and I texted back. I was like yeah, I kind of guessed that the first eighteen times you told me that he's one of those guys who always hypes boxing is like the sweet science, whether called it the sweet

science. First, I don't think I ever get fuckin knocked out. You know we have called the sweets It's never talk to a boxer, that's in his fifties and sixtys and is dealing with the fuckin brain trauma. Let me know totally respect boxing you're sick. I think you know they fuckin warriors, but I just hate people who attack that you have seen. They just go and have they're fuckin rollin around the ground and such like two guys have already fuck each other's is like. I understand a little bit whose kid The guard is basically missionary position except somebody's trying to fuckin euro knock your fucking block off other than that. I guess it, sir. I guess it is sexual position, but

will say this. People will just always say that you know dude. If they went up against a boxer, a boxer would blah blah blah blah blah. I don't think so. I think it's like fifty fifty because I remember when I was it too, the maniac sylvia fought that what the fuck was that guy's name he had like the hardest had ever and he tried to grab him by the back of his neck in poland, down and fuckin give we need the head, the guy, just through an upper cut and knocked out TIM Sylvia. I think it would be about fifty fifty, but I would have to be after a while. I would think that you have see guys would learn to deal with it. Danger of a boxer's hands, because I don't think anybody in the u of c can box as good as a professional Actually, that's all they fuckin. Do you don't owe me I'm sure this is some quarterbacks, the nfl that can kick the ball. You know can actually do a halfway decent point, but they're not gonna, be better.

Then the ponto sits there stretching his fuckin leg until you do a total split them they kick it farther than. I guess that's all he does so. I would think even mohammed Ali and his fuckin prime, why have a hard time go and fifty fifty, if all he knew, was boxing, because I would think that's it. percent of the time? Maybe he could catch the person as they came in and tried to shoot him, And I know I don't know shit about this: are you fight fence, fucker relax or I got an hour he to kill this? Is me just you know I took a couple of fuckin do Just classes, and that was it I was onto something else I was just like I this this isn't for me. You know what I mean by the time I at the time jujitsu became we're doing it. I was already in my thirties- and I was just like I'm too fuckin old. fuckin rolling around the ground, yet not my wallet. Ok, I'm at that age and I'm gonna pray. You don't kill me,

just take whatever you want man, I don't want trouble. I got a black belt net so anyway, just just fucking entertain me here. I would think that if a you are a mixed, martial artist, instead of a u of c guy, a woman if they were to fuckin fight a professional boxer, obviously you know the roman hands, so all I would do I would stay outside if I had am. I may person skill. I would stay outside of their hands- and I would just what Joe rogan loves the best the fucking leg kicks and just keeps smack at him in the fuckin thigh over and over and over again chop up and then when you shoot the legs a second, you get him on the back. The fuck you have known, you have no fuckin defence.

against somebody that knows how to grapple and ground upon the grant. Dude you fuckin done so maybe I'm nuts, maybe I'm fuckin crazy. I don't know anything about this, but I say this right now. I was actually, though, those are the women other your shoe Like what's a face run around what she did that woman she could do to me. I may be all she fuckin throw me. Pasty s right over a goddamn, hip, live I can powder of white legs would slam on the ground, and I, I don't know what I want and I will just be taken into the fuckin head. I probably make it so really embarrassing like emasculating fucking noise and around here they will now it would lose consciousness. I think if I ever dated somebody, I was married to a woman that was as good a fighter

If russia is, I would literally the amount of times I would be like. Ok, ok, let's just talk this out right. Because you could, she would literally be beating the shit out of me. What am I going to do? Am I going to report it? I couldn't. Do I'd have to do is on the side. I would have to start taking some classes. Just as a man. I can't fucking report the ship. I'd have to start taken subclasses to somehow get some sort of defence answered, throwing me across the fuckin living room and then once the first time. She ever saw any sort of beyond what the fuck I knew you know

you're taking classes by my back and that she kicked the shit out of me even worse. Oh my god. This is why I wish the chappelle show was still on how funny would fucking Dave chappelle be in a goddamn sketch about dating the? U of c female champion and pissing her off member in the rick James sketch when he gets kicked in the air, and he landed on that dresser. Just imagine them using the same special effects of him getting thrown over that one of those judo throws Jesus Christ. That reminded me of of one. I I remember in the late eighties. And when used to fucking like her fight her her title defense that reminded me of tyson in his prime as far as how quickly it was over, do you remember that shit, anybody else of age that they remember ordering

the Thyssen fight guys come on over, got too tight and fight and like thyssen, that the fight ended before the pizza got there. And I was just standing around fuck and eating pizza that was too hot the bite into just going to those Bull shit cause like forty five bucks. I still remember why I was winning when he beat michael spinks, a buddy of mine in his newly finnish basement. The same basement I watched when Larry bird stole the ball from Isaiah thomas It had a nice low ceiling. I remember that I jumped up and scrape my knuckles like raising arizona, and I remember we were we were there watching the fight and that we were beside ourselves couldn't fucking believe because we didn't understand back, then you know the whole fucking, liver punch and all that shit. We just didn't get it. We like how the fuck is this guy. Actually, I think he took one to the head at that point took a shot to the side and then in the last year

It gone down like fucking three times over in like ninety ninety one seconds and we will piss. He was funny his house was the house that always ordered the fight. I watched like the first so many over their dammit, those were good times good fortune to have so many ways. I still totally respect our boxing. I respect oliver shipment. I wish I knew how to do that stuff. I wish I could learn that shit without getting the brain damage. You know So, anyway, what you guys think, if floyd

Whether because that's the thing verse, he always brings up or do we had a fucking, we had a fucking epic argument where, where versie was trying to say I'm going to get him in trouble here, because everyone's going to fuckin right into his podcast, he was trying to say that mayweather would have beaten, Hagler, Hearns, duran and sugar ray leonard, and I was trying to say look you know at best he goes to went to. I am not trying to disrespect him and I'm not trying to disrespect them in verjee. Just kept going he's the fastest fighter ever that's what they said. He has the fastest hands ever. It's like. Ok, okay, get the the guys calling the fight who are selling the fight who are trying to.

Vince you that you are not wasting your money by ordering the pay per view. Yes, they're hyping him up is the greatest the fastest and all that fucking shit. But you know I dunno so me laugh had in him gotten his screaming matches barton and sat there laughing, as we were in this great steakhouse at the mirage: unbelievable fucking steaks, unbelievable fucking steaks we had and that we were like the was us, and there was one other family that was like across the restaurant. We basically closed the place down and we got into such a fucking screaming match about whether or not hagler, Hearns or whatever could beat floyd mayweather. I remember looking over and there was two waiters at the other side of the restaurant just laughing at us, but adverse. He was convinced that I may, whether I dunno I gotta be honest with you. I don't watch enough boxing to know I mean I don't I don't see me with a knock at anybody out air. I always thought Hagler was the best at all.

even though he lost to sugar ray leonard. I thought that was bullshit. I thought he won that fight and I gotta hand it to he. Fucking lost that fight said this is bullshit. He left, he moved to. Italy became an action hero right and now he never heard of him. Since I bet his brain is pretty much intact, so good on him, you know, barnack is convinced that he fucking threw the fight and that's why he immediately went to ITALY. Afterwards, it became an action hero stories that didn't make any fucking sense and I dunno, but he looked visibly upset at the end of the fight he seemed like. This is why you don't fight vegas in yet. Carry out and also the fuckin bullshit, so many ways all right how far or forty one minutes it Jesus Christ. I gotta hype a couple of things here for this week.

I gotta of doing a benefit for hungry children. Children who are hungry in brooklyn next week will have the link up all my twitter page at the MM podcast And monday and tuesday I will be out there doing is set. And I guess out, brooklyn saw me back in new york but that he humidity and. Fuckin bullshit and then were merely flyin right back here, cause I'm on vacation. I'm a fork of vacant.

We also are going to ask the people if you already know or don't know, shit about fighting and all that type of stuff, obviously from the last five minutes of this podcast, but I gotta ask you: might my dog sometimes when we're hiking, I dunno, if it's because she's hot or what but all of a sudden she just wants to eat every piece of grass on the hike and she eats it until she pukes. I don't understand what the fuck that is, I bring water, I offer her water, she doesn't want it and she keeps eating the grass. Then she pukes and then she used to hydrated. Then she drinks the shit out of the water. So basically what I've been doing is Evan. You know cause he's the hotter months. I just decided I'm going to take her on shorter hikes earlier in the morning, and I notice you know she wasn't doing a lot of that trying to eat grass shit. So I can't tell if he you know just as a sensitive stomach. I dunno what's going on. So if I figure, if I gave my two cents about fighting and I dunno shit, I might as well listen to you fuckin weekend, warrior dog whisperers, what the fuck you think it is. I guess I could google it right and have fuckin know so anyways what the fuck did. I want.

talk about. I think that that was our let me do were. Let me do that. My last bitter reach here on the plot case here for the year for the advertising for this week before I get into a dress, remind everybody once again, if you'd like to donate to the podcast without donating, just go to why billboard dot com click on the pod, cas page and click on the amazon link, anytime you're going to go to amazon. If you think you're going to buy something. If you take that extra step, I get credit for sending traffic there and they kick me a little laugh thanks for sending traffic here and cost you extra money. It is an extra step. If you don't want to do it, I get it. But I'd appreciate it. If you would That is a more wonderful reads from bill burn the future guess what there was only one add read this week, so back to the I guess you fuckin conference is Christ that I'd butcher those or did I not. I have no fucking idea

Last but not least, I all of a sudden everybody's gettin, a drone I'm calling it right now. Somebody The drawn is gonna, kill somebody they're gonna, take down a fox, helicopter or small fucking plain to have just anybody in the world be able to buy those things in fly them around. I cannot fucking believe that that is legal, ok, no flight plan, no radio contact, no pilot, no nothing flying around up there. Do you know when you ride in a helicopter, you're not allowed to have anything in your pockets, especially if the fuckin doors are off is anything cell phone, anything was into their fuckin, rewrote you immediately. After put there neutron, auto rotate down to the ground. Ok, can you imagine what gonna happen? One of these fuckin drones. I swear to god, where the fuck is the fda on this one.

I really hope they don't allow people to get these things to the level that they're gonna get him what's funny already is perverts are seeing the advantage of them and I've. I've watched a couple, youtube videos and these women that have accused they taken pictures of these. as the tip bring these cameras up and their hover outside. Like a like. You know these high rise apartments trying to look into people's when it's is to be I swear to god in the future. I literally think everything is gonna be filled. You can have no fuckin pray, we'll see whatsoever. You can have stay in your house with the god damn shades drawn and then some will come up with some technology. Some info, red seen through the shades fuck an app that people can use For the love of god get a fucking life, you wanted

pile you. Gonna fly get the balls to get fucked pilots, licence, fuckin, asshole. fly that thing around up there and on almost ino potentially kill somebody while you're safe on the goddamn ground. I don't know any right. Many right. Bill bar says it ain't right and we were back. rightly so, regarding got. Let listeners know that the all things comedy has added good times steve some on day ago or so- only. I say his name. oh, wait. We had our first live part of the first live podcast last week where we did an auction and all that I want to thank everybody who called in people who gave me shit and all that type of stuff. We had a great fucking. time, That would definitely going to start doing one. Those once a month bring it on some of the stars of the all things comedy network, we're having a great time one of this network.

It's a slow burn, but slowly but surely it is building momentum, thanks you guys for listening to all the great podcast that are out there on the network, so were keep listening all right. We go yo, yoko, Ono added again: multiple emails from people sending the following link of yoko ono at the Glastonbury festival this summer, Oh yeah may funny you're going a long time ago. I gotta be honest, you're gone, plastic ban would have plastic ono banned or whatever the band is fucking great. and I gotta tell you as far as this video for yoko auto her singing, isn't that bad should actually be pretty decent at a fuck carry oki thing of a gene. If I don't know if you want to achieve something bad yoko out of actually good yoko or its owner singing witches saudis, balancing. Alright, let's get to the question, for this. We care summertime blow, hey they're, billy,

It worker. I'm sitting in my cubicle and I'm hating my life its summer time. My kids are hanging by the poor with my wife and I have friends who have cooler jobs that allowed more time off to travel and hang out. This right will first of all do the fact that you have a wife and kids at home and he got a cubicle job, your crushing it yet I wish that those cubicle job they gave me the most skinny michael J fox time. That's all you got anyways. This rut has me thinking about the good times I used to have riding my bike playing baseball and hanging out with friends all day till it got dark and then playing some video games once the musket there's got to bed. What are you? summertime memories. What do you miss the most? What do I miss the mouse. oh yeah, you know what it is you just Just I just wish there was a way to convey to a kid a mortgage,

being in a relationship, property, tax, europe, ninety five job term papers, all this shit, the gene after do counting calories, all of that fucking crap. I just wish there was a way that that you know what I miss. I miss my problems that I had as a kid that I thought were huge. That's what I miss you know when someone was picking on me at school that there was some girl. I liked- and I didn't know what to say. You know all that the sunday papers are common and they're going to be really heavy when I go to deliver them. Those were my problems. Oh it's raining today on my paper dude I had I had the fucking. I had the best childhood. When I really go back and think about it. You know I had a paper route, so I always from third grade on a paper. I always had a fucking

So I always had money I used to make like like eighteen bucks a week. Okay, when you don't have a car payment, you don't have a mortgage, we don't have to pay for food when you have zero fucking expenses and all you're into is fucking candy bars and football cards. Eighteen dollars in a pack of football cards was thirty, five cents a pack and it came with a piece of gum that was unbelievable. we had this. We still live in this old house and it was a year we lived in the front and these other people lived in. The back of this beautiful minos run down, button and you can see. It is the reason why I bought this old house that I have I appreciation for the woodwork and stuff.

What I always thought was cause that had two stairways like a lot of old houses, have a stairway in the front and the stairway in the back, and I always thought that that was coolest ship or what they did. Was they put dividers up in the middle and built another kitchen in the back and did the back stairway was a smaller place and then the front we had the bigger one cause we have bigger family and that this fuckin place had unfinished blair witch basement. Like one of those turn of the century. Last century I should say foundations that always had the smell of dampness and all of that shit that was downstairs. We had a ping pong table which was just an unfinished piece of ply,

Wood with a net on it in the in the paddles write a bunch of other shit down there and spiders would play that down there and he had the washer and dryer down there, which we had up on two by fours, because the everytime it fuckin rained it flooded down there and the pump never worked like he had to go down there and put on your big fucking rain boots and turn on the pump and then on the next floor up. There was a dining room, a living room and a kitchen, and then you went up the stairs and the woodwork, the banister and all that was fucking. Incredible, like I said it needed a little tlc. But then you went upstairs into the right. Was a bedroom and to the left was two other bedrooms, and then there was another bathroom and and and then when you went to the

bathroom that was another door that led up to a third floor that had two more rooms up there like he didn't have to crouch down. Was this old fuckin house, but up there you know we didn't. Have any ac in that house in the second floor is bad enough when you got up on the third floor and you like literally risked fucking heat stroke, and there was this incredible old house that we rented for the majority of my childhood and next to it had a giant field and we used to go out there all summer we played baseball during baseball season. During the winter we played football, my dad put up a basketball ram and it was funny he wasn't a sports guy and he thought in regulation. Room was nine feet with a nine foot, fuck and basketball rim on a slanted, fucking driveway, the window

did that sport and yeah I used to ride bikes all of that shit before video games and the internet, and all that you just went outside climb trees. We should climb up this fucking tree. I lived like twenty fifteen minutes south of boston. I don't know what it was around. So we probably like ten twelve miles outside the city I used to climb up a tree that was high enough, that we could see the potential building in the John hancock building two biggest buildings in ah in Boston. You know both insurance companies go figure. I never fucking pay. Anybody I used to climb all the way up those fucking things we will. We will remember of this. This fucking nah town pool we'd ride our bikes down there. We just stay out of the pool from one to every fuckin day swimming all these hidden does no fucker worries about you. Your life was vacation was fuck.

Ridiculous, nor yet was bullshit homework, and I was so pussy I couldn't. We will all work you're. My life was a fucking joke. My life has never been better. Was it, was never better and you just don't even realise that when you didn't have rent yet no fuckin worries sit around fucking candy bars. Are you going to get fat? all areas. So that's what I miss. I miss all of that. That shit, those fucking elementary school day, right into like junior. When she started getting into junior high, then that's when people really start to break off the clicks, people started their first fuckin drinking,

Drug abuse and then all the bullshit starts and all that fucking crap, that's what kind of where it went off the rails for me, but yeah man. I miss all that shit. It's fucking perfect, do when you don't have any expenses and you make an eighteen dollars a week in your hobby. At thirty five cents, a whack I mean it's you're, the king of the world sigh I miss all of that and miss all of that shit. That's what I would say. Americans are the questions, Jesus Christ. I guess that was a question we get so involved in that I forgot all right. My friend is now a woman, oh Jesus, Is two he whose hair is red and whose body Said bellew I would A five year old man and one of my close friends from high school, I still see somewhat regularly, recently told me that he He is transgender, you don't. I don't know what that means. When we looked at up, I will get transplant.

First I mean you just where women's clothes we get this right, transgender. here we go transgender according to wikipedia, is the state. One's gender identity self identified as woman man, neither are both or gender. Expression, not matching ones assign sex you don't have to get to a transsexual than is. If, if you add that this exchange, you know, just like this is like trying to spell like cycle, psychology psychosis, forgot, psychotic african novels ph d, why, as see each always fucking things, I can never keep him straight. Inefficacious by other by others is male female are intersects based on physical slashed, genetics sex is already over. My head, transgender, is in

and of sexual orientation fish orientation. What is that? What is sexual orientation? What you're into Look! I'm that's right! Sexual orientation is an enduring personal qualities. Inclines you people to feel romantic or sexual traction, two persons of the opposite sex or gender. same cigarettes are basically gay straight by okay, so that mystery. Oh my god, this is like quicksand. Just keep going further. Transgender is independent of who you want to fuck. Let's put this in layman's term transgender People may identify as heterosexual homosexual I sexual pans. Actual. pan sexual Polly, sexual or a sexual, I know what a sexual is an hour bisexual. What is pan sexual Why would you as a group,

had sexual army, sexuality. Is sexual attraction, sexual desire, romantic love or emotional traction toward people of any sex or gender? daddy. Also, it's not bisexual. We like you in the men and women. This goes to the next level where you're also went to transsexuals. he's got this. This seems like you know, one of those word problems in math. Oh my god. Look at this in this fuckin socket polly sexual It looks polly sexually nor yet another male signing the female side. The sign for polly sexual looks like that sign. The prince changed himself too polly sexuality is the attraction to multiple genders. and or sexes. What do you mean multiple genders? This does too genders you there, a man or a woman right first transsexual amount.

lost their considered a gender, a poly sexual put. If you run for office, do you have to know this shit scene of fuck this up. president borough. How much is a dozen eggs cause? I don't fuck and now I get a private chef appalled. Sexual person is one encompassing or characterizing characterized by many different, of sexuality, polly sexuality is a sexual identity used by people who recognise that the term bisexual. I came away this word. r e. I f. Oh, yes, the gender dykes Gimme. That underlines the distinction between heterosexuality in homer.

After all, was that what it is I have? No, I don't fucking, I don't even know all right, so Jesus fucking Christ. He was funny the amount of people that could read that and totally get it. I just it just all becomes fuckin mumbo jumbo to me. Alright, I can even remember transgene. They'll get he actually said. This means that, even though he is physically a man, he identifies as a woman, ok, told me that he is in thinking about getting surgery or anything major like that, but one to try living as a woman from now on. All he just became way more difficult to buy for dinner. Guys are easy to buy now. What are you by the guy Why, then, are Pfizer's a woman that has everything you know? What do you get him some, chanel scarf, that's out of print. I don't fuck

Now only was he has always been a little peculiar, so this didn't exist. Equally come out a left field, but since telling me this, he slashed she has begun wearing unflattering women's clothing. That, to be blunt, look fucking gross. Why but did he not address when he was a guy? I make any. A little bit of a learning curve. How would you put together an outfit? I would go with yoga, pants and flats. I would just start like you know I would dress like a woman on laundry date. I would ease myself into it. You know before I tried to pull off anything a little more risque. You know like what would I change my name to whatever he wilma, wilma clubbing tonight, then, what I do you know you don't have to do some sort of theme like dress like a housewife in the nineteen fifties like rosie, the riveter meets fucking.

that chicken was bang and desi arnaz lucy. Whatever I imagine david cross prancing around in a skimpy, miniskirt anyways. I want to be supported. Oh he went the way. Oh he dove straight in he's dressing like a fucking scag anyways. I want to be supportive of my friend in this time in their life and don't want to turn my back on them, but I don't know how much more I can handle seeing them. Dress like this and his slash. Her new interest in cutesy, girly stuff seems contrived I've. I don't think you can really contrived something like that. It takes a lot of fucking balls, which I'm sure you can see, hang out of that small skirt to walk around and that shit he says I thought

it's suggesting for him, slash her to wear more conservative female clothing, but don't know how to begin to bring up a subject like that. I would just bring a barbara bush just see where the conversation goes. I dunno what the fuck to tell you for making suggestion. Now. This is a question. Do you have to color her? I think that's fuckin, weird! It's like you will you do you still have a dick right? You know, I guess I thought things eagle eye gaze eyes right over there on that subject. Shea chaise, Over there. Padding themselves in the back? How politically correct there I mean that harry leg check with the dick and balls. Is that where she is Jesus fucking Christ, two plus two with five now I'm accepting

but what the with his jane skirt isn't that enough you're gonna come at me bob pronouns any overall? This friendship is just proving to be exhausting because I feel like I've lost a friend I once had, and they ve become a new person, that I dont get along with. Am I an asshole? If I stop agreeing to hang out with him, slash her and solely the motto my life? What would you when my situation he slashed, she has always had a strong personality and many other friends or is it like I'd, be leaving them to be alone? But am I person if I can't handle being their friend anymore. Thanks love the podcasting go fuck yourself. Now it's these being irritating they're fucking irritating right. You ve accepted their choice. You know. I don't know if their annoying the shit out of you than yeah. You seem like you, ve accepted their effect, nike kick the go so liberal that, even though they become adieu

That you are going to completely ignore that, because you feel like you're now and not accepting the fact that he now dresses like a she. So you don't have a problem with that which you don't seem to, but the person still is annoying then? You know? Don't you can't just fuckin hang out with them, because now there, where in a dress, treated like a regular person if they're fucking irritating you gonna cut him out of there like life. That's it corporate since billy c o. Always trashing corporations and rightfully so but other any. companies, you do like if you are a nascar driver, Would you want to be your sponsor or, if it the commercial. What would it be for? Go fuck yourself and come back to baltimore and that's a great fucking question and I dunno, I guess, a beer company, because I like beer and he sort of booze. I would be fine.

Other than that. I would like to try to get somebody else. Eggs furniture is count country or somebody were and are now. Fuckin read, cars are some somebody thought was cool, but they weren't like. I certainly wouldn't want to walmart Jesus Clio, the fucking dog collar who would I want? I don't know, probably like some of the big. There are some of the obscure beer companies that I found the united states and Australia that little creatures, beer that I like. I would say some shit like that. I guess I'm not the nature of the ship that I was into maybe a drunken

many but they're not going to waste their time. Putting that shit on the side of a car with the fuck. What I have it's, a great fucking question, something unique: I dunno I just like to go out there independent and just have a fucking bad ass car with no sponsor name on it right and just as sick as fuck and paint job make all those other guys look fucking stupid right. Then, if you actually win, you know shove a fucking, I dunno what the fuck you'd put on it. Some of that shit,

I got all those cool car shows the gas monkey shit and I guess something like that. I got them. Ears is like when he's back in the day, when you'd still have record stores, I mean I mean what makes CD stores when a virgin and all that shit in you. As you walk around during the week. I'm gonna buy this cd by that cdm of a then you walk into the store and you couldn't fucking remember anything I might have to answer this one next week I dunno no fucking idea. engagement, ring their bill matrimony and by my girlfriend engage array soon. I wanna get something simple. I feel like giving her something. Fancy will stress the importance of luxury. And that's not how I want to start our lives together. Jesus Christ I do well and money is not the issue. I think that if I tied a string round her finger, that should be enough. Its assent Not a collectors item. How do I convey this to her? Also, please don't act like it

jack and tell me how and why it's important to her. While I mean you base. Equally, waldorf everything except your opinion. You sound very fucking controlling and you sound like a cheap fuck around so go get her a fuckin, little piece of string any Conveyed her, the importance of the dollar do that for her. Everybody loves that you know when you throw a keg party for some the camera? Go hey? Let's get a cheap beer. Ok, what's only get a quarter, Take everybody gets small city cup here on this big data. Celebration. This is the biggest day of her fucking young life. The only Day, bigger than this is gonna, be when she gives birth to children. Ok,.

So go ahead with the little strength tired around a fuckin finger. Are you say that to her Jesus fucking Christ? How would you like it, sir? If once you guys get married in you again, went down and you wanted to go down. You wanted to go, buy this new corvette, that's coming out the new fucking z, o six, whatever it is, that's going to go two hundred fucking miles an hour and you are in the guide, their money and she says no and she stresses to you the importance of that fucking show. I guess you're going to say. Well, it's my money. I can do what the fuck I want and I dunno how to give an example.

I can say is that I I feel bad for this woman cause. I I dunno I dunno, I feel like if you're with the right woman you want to fucking buyer yeah. Now I feel like if, if you fucking love your wife, okay, we have the funds, don't you wanted to have like a closet full of all the shoes she ever wanted? You know that's like that's like her sports package or whatever go ahead. Go have all your fucking. Shoes dress up I know you're under the shit. I know that makes you happy. Why would I want to deny you that go get all the fuckin shoes you want. You know and I, personally speaking I would buy her a.

I dunno I would buy. This is what I would do, sir. I would buy a ring that conveys your feelings towards her, rather than your feelings towards your wallet and your concern that she's going to be spending all of your money and if that really is a concern of yours, that's a major fucking concern, because that's one of the number one Is it drives? People apart is money. If you guys are not on the same page monetarily, I would really reconsider what the fuck it is you're about ready to do all right there right there control freak, fuckin, cutting all the goddamn Jesus Christ. Alright, this is my impression of this guy on one his kids birthdays right there. All in the other room, he's he's in the other room, countless fuck it I mean there in the other one god happy birthday to you. Keep it through don't sink too loud, don't be too happy

I don't want. I don't want to set a precedent with their babies, first birthday that you know this is too how happy we gotta be even more happy in the next one. Give a give us some place to go. Could you cry all right, then that is the podcast where this week, everybody thank you so much for listening. I appreciate it where he was going wrong type. You shit, don't take any grabbed, go fuck yourself,

We'll talk to you next week.