Hey, what's going on it's bill, burr and time for the thursday afternoon, just before friday, monday morning, podcasting jazz, I just checking in Aren't you I can and to see all your we're going out. No self promotion, just a nice friendly how warriors saratoga spring society. tony be just called to say you don't see weeks go and you know it's thursday. It's very exciting day. You get your paycheck, You know you like yourself that you're not going out tonight. You know you gonna, save your money this week, a what happens come on be hung over for friday. I'll be all right. Look at you! Thank you romeo cup of fuckin Joe here. The lovely mia and then one ends up happening right? You go out thursday. You spent four

We presented a check a guy, I gonna fuckin, shouted down here, This isn't going to be one of these things. Why blow my hopeful, paycheck and I'm fuckin brown bag in it on Monday, for lunch right at some point, I got a fucking, show little responsibility stuff I can posen an inch and in know save a little son this week, but then what happened? Somebody calls you friday, like I'll go out. I'm just gonna have a cup. gonna be home by ten o clock. I'm gonna wake up, I'm going to the gym. You know my plan metrics geometric Fucking class would have the four kids do now with the t our acts tee. I acts fuckin bans right. Doing all this shit, like you, gonna, go work for surplus ali. an error don't take a fuckin those classes that the euro people just fuckin with the kettlebells they take up.

The space and there's no place to stretch anymore because its thea cross fit section Are they going to a local jimmy, a great fuckin, Jim deaf a great jim, I, like the guy, that's fucking on his phone, it's Jim You know me just like texting any. At a fuckin station that you are the only be like the lad, pull downs of the sky. Thing and you just want to fuck and use it, he's really taken like seven minute breaks between cause. He doesn't realize that he just like disappearing into his fuckin phone. Whenever I see people doing that they never in good shape your enemy, but those lunatics that walk around with the job of water and that little like a notebook writing down every rap and how much weight they use. Those people are always shredded, So I'm asking you to day who are you? or, as they say, apparent massachusetts who,

Are you? Are you there fuckin idiot. You know, that's just listened to his music can taken seven minutes between fuckin wraps starin at you found stare and ate your phone. You know you want to be water, jug guy, like you ready to reboot the fucking eighteen hm, pretty good. so pretty good is by so goddamn. My What is my ship right now, though? Nobody asked you what you shit was. Well, I don't care. in my head. You did in my head. You ask me, you know bill not for this shit talking about the Jim. What is your shit. Unless you may say about the gym is to get this shredded. Do that does the fuckin? Now I just but it was the crust crossed it. The cries fed how old wiser Are you he house he runs

he manages across the class, whatever the fuck teaches stairs the word. He teaches cross fed class. Ah. You know which I would love to take, but I've never seen one exercise, it wouldn't fuck. My body up, I would say, Jump up and down here to get woman, I can't do that can't do that. We're gonna pick up a kettlebell bell. We're gonna hold it up over our head and then we're going slowly go down and sit on our ass and then get back up again, while always holding the kettlebell up a. Why would you do that? What would it? What do you think? Would you wake up thinking today oh my rotated cup, so pretty good. You know like about my back its aligned, I think, we'll, take a fuckin stone with a handle on it and lifted above my fuckin head and then try to sit down on my ass, like I could

They can do it, but there was a kill me one of the more the data went over there. Oh Jesus, listen to this shit. I fucking go over there there's a bunch of like white women in the class right like but meaning my age. Ok, kids are in their twenties they're, going to fuck in college and they're out there doing this fuckin crossword shit, elves hilarious was. There. The crossfire teacher was play. India max, So much older white ladys like my age and he's play all gonna. Make me lose by that open up. India is curse. words and shit I have just said the girl like fuckin, laugh and about how like how much should its changed and I know I swear brains out, so I'm not like offended or anything but like you couldn't find. Like could just be plain songs that had like the f word and all that stuff

If everyone is every once in a while, like you know, niece or nephew. we'll, have a birthday and you know they're all sneaker heads or whatever, so I can't just go to athletes for those fuckin places. I have to go to the snake ahead store and you go in there and every time I've got in there. It's just like it. It sounds like I'm doing stand up. There's so many f bombs and address in the end word and all that is fuckin hilarious is all that shit go on you dislike others, this size, seven and nobody notices that like she's them on the song like. Oh, I like this kids gonna be sullen lemonade on the side of the street later on, raising money for uganda, my picture Country bogging, to say you got this: you're good song to play.

I dont really listen to the lyrics as much as I listen the energy does not make sense, The work like we're all just like energy right and it's all about the energy that you're putting out because you put the energy did thick. Isn't if he put out positive energy, aren't you gonna, attract negative shit. Then the universe like opposites attract, you know, I think that's true. I think of you to positive, You really attract horrible people into your life wise that built, because I see a lot of sweet hats out there. Absolute decks, and I'm not talking about coming of age movies from nineteen eighties arrive. I'm talking about my wife. Put up with me. My wife is a sweetheart. We do have to remind you, so if you like me.

Every once in a while, just you know, but you just get you check in with yourself like hey bill. You know be a great thing for you to do today, not be you, what if you became a different, you have spoken. Coffee is outstanding. In fact they got there, but they knew what they were gone speaking it up. One of my body sent me this ac dc video, then plain bad boy, buggy with bond scott em around. Tv show it out, but look at this little club, And down course clicked on the video and I watched the whole video my son came over. He was like freak out jumping up and down. He loves music, great aunt, em. Solaris my mother in law goes. She heard the music. She goes.

who's that we listen to set out, sir, it's a ac dc. She goes They know what to do with those guitars I was thinking like that would have been the perfect intro for like a fuckin video back in the day when they use to make music videos. You know they to always have an old person. And they re the completely against what the ban was doing because they thought it was noise or they were in. or they hated at the beginning and by the end they were fuckin into it. I can't think of the video, but I just feel like that happened. What did milton barrel at one point in he like not like what rat was playing and then by the end they were all sort of dancing to it. Then milton boil was somehow relate. To somebody in that band is now right. I can't remember

I do remember the rat behind the fuckin music, though It wasn't just behind the music, it was behind the fucking music because it was rat, and Jesus Christ. The fucking decide loved that band right, but the fuckin function in that ban is just unbelievable. I feel everybody in that banned at some point. has tried to go out and you know Bobby blood rat so in so's, rat right was the martini observed the the lead. Guitarist pursues the lead singer. I like that that guy's approach fucking still in shape still sing. Didn't let himself go to shit? You know We need to be my age in europe. You see the falcon bands. You know

And you were a kid: it's always good like if that said that perfect combination of they stayed in shape, but they look their rage and then I gotta, like us, Like that, dude from rat looks like still looks like a bad ass right, so anyway, one time I was watching the not the behind the music on rather behind the falcon music on rat. I don't know what happened, but we were talking about this last night. I did a couple shows up at the giggles. let me not talk about that. Let me finish this story. I'm in, and I was hanging with this comedian Bobby prince, who I hadn't seen for fucking ever read hello this comic and we would somehow talk about rap, though I know cause Paul the angelo another comedian up there it was hanging. I fucking. Lived in the same building? He lived in. in a like Jesus

twenty seven fourteen years ago, twenty five six seven years ago, right and outside fuckin place. I never got my deposit back. Did you get your deposit above all that shit, and I was like the story how the people that were run in the place, Stall for me, that's all, we got started talking about rat because I was on the road for two weeks and they needed to check the smoke detectors, so they had a reason to go in the maya Apartment and when they went in there you know you can just tell her toilet waters all the way down. you realize someone isn't there and They fuckin robbed me right I come home. From the road and I see it up I notice on my arm. on my door saying that they were to check, and so I went in and it you know. That feel, and I could just feel like. Something was wrong. I said

and it was just something falcon wrong, a god and I started looking around and I realized I was miss a camera in someone it stolen subsidies and they were wrapped fan right, They took my biggie in their whatever the fuck else. I ll cool J. What about listen to back there wu tang, when that second one came out that the thirty six chambers, the second one that came out late nineties and it was also the the. Was it was the big one more easily linen up against the hearse sat one is like ninety. Ninety seven, I'm goin going back back to kali all of that shit and I am so. I went down to the manager the next day. I said yes, I know however, came in a check. My smoke detectors of it was one or two people. They robbed my apartment because it's locked

from the inside there's no evidence of anybody breaking in and I have, Notice can I say, To that end, the managers Lou like I appreciate you come down here, accusing people the third in a medium like you, fuckin idiot. That means you did it. And I was like that. I want to talk so because I have the power. I have the power, that's what he was saying. That saturday morning cartoon I have the power, but over the fucker was, and I was like a really you have the power of cape verde. so I sit outside the office and his people are coming in potentially lived there. I go. I just like you know. People connected with stole from my apartment in this guy's not help me at all, and I would just turn round a walk away and the I can guy was you know I ball in me and I'm looking into my guy can do this all fuckin day all day, just like that dad, I go to the Perhaps around you run road I was told

we bluff and because I was gone on the road for another few weeks like the next to it and the woman I was dating at the time, but you should go and fuck up his car and now I shouldn't I should either fight this guy or just fuckin, leave it alone so What did I do? I left alone. So anyway, I was telling a story. ah so always better to Fuck and leave it alone. I think you justly especially if you're going somewhere in life. You just fucking leave. It alone who gives a fuck and they're gonna slowly swirled down the drain. and you know, you're gonna be he'll be gonna, be fine. Who gives a fuck you know, but every once in a while. I don't know. depends on how much money you have in your bank account. You know, I guess you could go fight somebody, but it's just like his fucking sue happy, once you get any money, you're a thousand bucks in a bank. He can't you do Fatima,

because then you get no fight in one or two things is going to happen to you, they're going to lose right Are you gonna win and get sued? You lose either way either way you lose out. Look like you know. so much back there, but like nowadays like these, kids matter. They don't do that that Marshall mixed martial law should is like mainstream forbid. You get some fuckin lunatic. Who knows how to choke yeah fuck starts choking out: there's no ref to be like all right right. He tapped tap and the guy can fuck and hold. The too is justice system. fuckin worthless couple of satan. So I'll go bicycle right. You know, but the main thing was I didn't feel like it might. You know, have this guy break into my apartment and then fall so fuckin, you know beat the shit out of me. You know what. If I lost that too, then I'm going upstairs and fuck and bleeding, and then I don't have any fuckin water The listen to

you or, I could just say, f. fuck it s all right. I know what I'll do I'll just change the locks so much install locks on them and then, when I moved out, I just made sure I locked it up. I think, that's what was my big fuck you to them. I change that deadbolt, so they had to call a locksmith that probably took them all of twenty minutes to get into the apartment and me while they kept my seven adult deposit. You know what I'm going to change this fucking story cause it's making me upset again so anyway, I told that story. Last night, and, I thought I said I was a red fair, not right. So he started talking about rat and then we started talking about the rat behind fuckin music, not the behind the music rat. You gotta watch spock rag behind the falcon music- and this is part in it.

They put together what everyone in the band was making fun of the base player. just making fun of his stage moves and all that shit. I felt sorry for the base play because It was clear that it, like they all randomly In their interview at some point, a talk about all the ban members when they came around the base player, they ve just what it could fall of Make fun of oliver stage moves and go away. You know we had the he had the heller. after move and then they show them, and is this really bad eighties move? And worse? One was the wit, the. Where am I where he would pretend like he was for like Jim, more somebody was totally stone, sober and they would I too am doing it. then they named like five different moves and there but ban members individually, their individual interviews with just making fun of the fuckin based player.

when they cut to the bass player he has, I guess has no idea that that's what they're doing and that's how they're going to edit it together and he's all going like you know, I, do you know you got there you put on the show and would cut annex doing his helicopter move as all the other guys would like role in their eyes. Like I thought the worst one was the. Where am I does he pretend like he was fucked up. Buddy wasn't he was stone, sober and just I can't imagine being the base play, no one that all the other guys hated you you you fuckin stage and all these years later, the rohingya under the two of us there and just laugh at you I just can't imagine bike. what a mind fuck that must be to like big, really become a rock star in still the fuckin nerd that every he's making fun of but like that is to say, though that is a right, one

that behind the music and then what you do is you then go online and you read about than their next twenty years that banned all the fucking does function. It's amazing that they can ever get better, on stage, but somehow data, somehow in the end money. Everybody figures it out and there able to work and Get it back together, but all freckles speaking too, that speaking to eighty spans and all that stuff, the shit that I grew up with I'm gonna, be doing to show up in san francisco cause I'm gonna catch that the model crew. Deaf leopard poison, joan jet, show I gotta see that or you know in any one of the all of them? Gonna be together again I wanna fuck, and see that I want to see how they held up. You know tommy leaves one of my favorite fuckin drummers of all time

joan jack is one of the biggest bad ass. Well, because of all fuckin time, is a lot there that I want to see did see deaf laboratory at where was it the whiskey a few months ago, and they for fucking kill in its I'm looking forward to seeing that can be a fucking great night. You know and I ve been here nothing but good shit about the tour and down to play there. While stadiums, why the fuck not right I so very excited to god, tat. I was speaking to that. I get together with some with a high school body of mine and some of his friends and die. Speaking like just. Ah fuck music from back in the day- listen to the settlers that we, but together the settlers should have been called Gold'S- Jim nineteen. Eighty nine, I cannot even begin to tell you how much fuckin fun I had. I diversion

but the guy's replied, d, n t a c d c highwater how hell ac thirty. special hold on loosely, brian atoms. Summer of sixty nine lie. Her boy, and for the weekend, rest Eugene Tom parry in their heartbreakers stand ledge one of my favorite dramas of kiss Here's a falling, very tricky song and then last one I played with them was done. Can break in the chase wow breaking the change by now and I have I just had a fuckin blast- I had not I had not played drums, You know, since I've been out here it was just a you know, the great group a guys and everybody just you know having a good time then also fuckin, like

talking about all those bans in like in a serious way in round about you- know, funny some of the fuckin lyrics are and all that shit, but it was, it was just fucking great time and my buddy, I school body. I bought a new motorcycle bought like a fuckin. I guess doubt police, motorcycle how one that is how to get rid of the other one, an arm just about us, I could just I swear to god, man I wanted like a fuckin, hard, holly road king, so bad I feel like their safe is far is like their safer than those. You know. really fast ones, because they just wide. he could see him have like the windscreen. With like the three lights I swear to god next time I do like Montana or wyoming, or some shit like that, I'm gonna go. I worry talk to demagogy, we're gonna, go fuckin,

go to a highly dealership we're going to read them? What good is going to do? What a run through the fucking state? and I looked back around you know- the bicycle like a week that is- fucking great idea. I think and I can do it up in the middle of. Nowhere- were not to worry about anything, but there is always something right, then I'll be up there in some fuckin. I don't know. most or some shit will run out front of a bike, but I just take as their american oh at some point in your life. have to be out in the middle of nowhere right, a harley I at some point you have to experience that, considering the amount of people that have done that and just never got off the bike and just became a life for like yeah. This is what I'm doing. This is the greatest feeling ever saw me why this when you want to experience set, so

Oh I'm getting back to work, I never said what my we want. My shit is, this is what it is for breakfast I think I told you guys if I ever an stubble espresso and then about like twenty minutes later I have an orange, that's it. and just fuckin levels me out for the day It can rationally about food, as opposed to start in a day with, like assaulted breakfast, you know something I never do like. Syrupy breakfast, a fuckin, I cant do syrup anymore. I'm all people like an old. I do syrup in its literally like, like that's At my age, if you have like a waffle or a pancake, you might as well have just fuckin roof each yourself. ok you gotta be fuckin.

Cruising in until about eleven thirty a m, and then you gonna do that. First yon and you're gonna be face down at you, fuckin desk, so anyway last night. I did too shows up a giggles. I want to thank my clock clark, tony, be training, Nobody that was up there dance smith. While the edge low, Robbie prince tied, packer. I know, forget some images. We just had a I can blast just fuckin hang out. Steepy work I. Paul, gill, again I there was more people up there anyway, dawn joy? pc and people they with their sons. and all of that shit.

We were just fuckin hanging out. I pull up everybody sitting outside giggles, Tony these hold court everybody's in a circle. Just fuckin, smokin cigars. This my clark sprang out pieces and stuff shrimps. Be all these facts in new england classics and then we're just gonna don't set coming back. I'll just tell him fuckin stories and are we did the second show in the first crowd was great said. the crowd was like fuckin over the top pretty hammered. But I really want to thank my clerk because I needed those shows to you now for this fact We can hear people arrive, amend the bubble, I'm in the falcon bubble, I'm doing necks. tomorrow night damn saratoga springs, and then I got them. The mother of all gigs underwent fenway park and

just those two shows last night really boasted my often it. I can't fucking wait to get up there And it's funny people pay people, keep saying. I guess you make sure you make sure you enjoy it. Dude fenway make sure you make sure you know Take it all in it's like you can't do that and stand up he can't enjoy. You can't take it all in europe. Be funny every fuckin sixty eight seconds, I'm not out here, fuckin joke last night, I'm not one of your sailing a boat. You know just you and that imagined it can't. You know domain it's like, I start taken it in you immediately start bombing. It's like you just start losing altitude. So will do I am going to fucking, take it and I'm going to be looking out at fenway park when I'm there. I still can't believe that I'm going to do it and this whole week I can't really started getting like anxious about it being like. I just wish it was fucking tonight. Let's do it and then after last night I

Hang out with everybody and didn t the stories and doing a couple of shows and watch the comics just hang him with all the guys. You know just made me nice and fucking, and I was telling Michael's activity fuckin needed this. So I'm very excited now for the weekend, and enjoy the last little bit of my vacation here and what not and with that limit read a little a little bit. Advertising here before I go downstairs and have my orange I. Right. Hey about the yankees. Tell me you guys did need that fuckin. Why a walk off grand slam the bottom of the tenth to win god, knows they needed that, so as much as I ruled against the fuckin yankees. I want to see in the play us actually

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The picked out by the great andrew lewis and then afterwards, we're gonna have a bonus episode of thursday afternoon. Just before friday, monday morning, podcast have a great weekend your cuts. I can't wait for the Monday morning podcast. I usually do it sunday, but I'm going to wait till after I do fenway and I'll. Let you guys know how it goes, but the bottom of my heart, thank you for everybody that has bought tickets over the years and thanking everybody that bought tickets to see the weekends both in new york and massachusetts. I am now officially really excited and looking forward to sunday. Thank you to the one that, because of the wonderful stage time I get from my club, everybody, epic giggles. Alright, that is it go fuck yourself, the hey! What's going on, it's still burn it's the Monday morning, podcast for monday, Jesus August, eighteenth

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barely giving any laughs. I've come right out right out of the gate. Just whore and myself up, I'm actually home, but to get my binder on the part casta as we get closer to the date that sir, Actually, one of the legendary stand up from the comedy store back in the day. And die told me about your great stories and all that stuff, and so here we see the great guy, speaking of which less now I went down to the year while the first thing it was. I went out my fuckin jammed with the bad man. I'm doing another. One of those are guardians comedy jams tonight The dressing up. Like drama that I'm imitate again, which of course is sir. It is ridiculous, so I take it off any sort of pressure for any sort of audience. Member where, Is there anything worse than having to go? See your friends band, even if their fight

yeah unless they're really fucking good. Then you like the l god. Maybe they are going to make it. I should start picking up some. Why is baby? be a roadie. do you you? You forgot where you came from a new member. I used to go, see you down if friendly in the ground round either way you fucked right. So I just don't anybody going down of anybody has gone out of the thing. I don't want any even remotely to think that I'm taken this. Anywhere other than this is just a fun. Is hell thing to do our duty, jokes about Tommy Lee! You know, like I did with John bonham: it's fun, it's just a good fuckin time, so I tell you trying to find a timely leave. costume. Is it's fuckin difficult? The guys had like ninety different looks like me: It's these not wearing a shirt and I'm just too fuckin pasty, as I'm a fucking do on that

so why I've tried to pick an arab where he was actually wearing a shirt, which is that it's not easy. It's not easy to find, but anyway, so I did that and then I want. Last night I went down to the comedy, store and but actually had a memorial service for robin williams, and I was ass. A man was, you know, just like sir many people from back in the day came out there. Down there are actually won wondering when all the last time- all of that group- Forward down there and they were all telling stories like I got there late. Unfortunately, but nor mcdonald yoga, smirnoff had some great stories. Jackson Purdue, then I have couple people we're impervious improv group

I'll. Tell all these great stories. There was a really great thing by I gotta tell I was at it. like I knew the guy or anything, but that was brutal, fuck Rode off I heard the news about thou art thou on really. You know there's one of those things where you rarely think you know I love, a guy love his movies. I think that guy's hilarious, she, you know you don't realize it and then something like that happens. Just like wow man. I had no idea how much that guy affected me. I did get a at one time To do is show with them he always on me now. would just come down the clubs I'd always heard about. I know we did it. We lived up in san francisco. People say I get is as open. Mikey went to every single week, bargaining tool, This great story about how we use, a concert he kind of like those like

unofficial mayor of like san francisco, when they needed, like a laugh for something like I guess. Partner was at some big on I, if and outdoor thing in it rained and down you know a while joys, everybody, there's gotta, go on every stand. A fuckin looks like a bunch of fuckin which, the dogs and stuff and robin whims was in the crowd, and he just one up on stage in like a fuckin ray Poncho and did forty five minutes in front of an hour, so What angry crowd that wasn't getting their show any crushed just did get headlines set and then, in the end, like the sun was commonalities, our guide the ban to come, and I would love lounges one right back into the crowd, Jesse because a zillion stories like that that I heard an arm sweating ways I was doing. Jeff garland had the show. He does I every now and down at the u c b,

and which is really cool, format in Andy, as he has this improv game called the combo platter and its basically they pickets subject in person has to go up and refund for five minutes, then use down and then the next round. Is you go back up? again, but but he can interrupt anybody at any time and just it's gone you just start adding to whatever they do want in one you one night, I went down there and I was doing the show with them and robin showed up. And garland knew him and everything and they went in with the show, and I actually got to do improper standing right next to him doing improv. I literally felt like I was on comic relief. You know I mean we then the chairs right? It's like such a fucking. We moment, but we all sit in the chair next to me. Now we had that thick arm hair, it's We wish the space between As was a little tight, but it was

anywhere, where we still should have been touching, but his arm hair was so fuck. It fuck it actually was it actually touching my arm? I had to move my arm forever thickets all those jokes that he used to do, but our fellow he was wearing a sweater and all I type of thing, but it was one obviously one of the great things I ever get to do and fortunately, because with such an open guy in such a nice guy sweet are you didn't, I didn't you know, come in with it You know I've been doing this forever get out. Wait till you didn't have advised at all. He was like a really vulnerable kind of vibe that, because he can, With that via I actually able to like enjoy it as it was happening right, There now look back on it and be like I gotta get to do that, but I I was so in my head. I hadn't like now, came dounia! That's, except that I have to do something. when I get a gig that so big I literally have to divide.

For a certain level of hatred for this person that don't hate. I have to be working. You fuck this guy fuck this guy from me still so fuckin uncomfortable with this. success or whatever, but The way robin was it. You didn't have to do that when you around him so were now thanks to Jeff garland for fucking. You now have in that show, so I could have that memory, but it's definitely a huge huge, huge fucking and indescribable were. Listen now, magic sucks In that way, you know. So any ways is not happy. Is that happy to fuck enough to talk about that? Yet another fucking person and those business it was was fucker. weird is. I got like three texts with Twenty four hours of robins death- you know kill me if I was ok and then tell me not to kill myself and that

struck me as funny like it's like depression and suicide are not like us like stand by way of a fuckin plumber kills himself. It did do people shout to other plumbers: hey man. I know you haven't, got a lot of sinks. Lately, it's been mostly toilet said. I you know just reach out you, you know it's. It's gotta turn around europe, a look, I'm not fuckin doctor, but I know that that shit you're dead only. It definitely affects you know people I mean I've. I've dealt with that. You know unfortunately, and it's been, people outside of far stand up. I gotta like count, I think it's three year, three people that I know

in now committed suicide, fuck and brutal man, it's really fucked the brutal and so get this you I see some restart go down at the depress road fuck. He so hard to get him often enough All I know it sucks so bad, podcast cast anyways? What am I gonna talk about this week? Let's, let's just continue with, like you know, talking about the pressure and suicide. Can I can I fuckin Openly and honestly talk about the ice bucket challenge. Can I do Without fog in this mccarthyism, fucking era of ones, ball gets rolling. If you fuckin go anywhere else, you're, not supporting the troops, you fuck in euro europe

Call me you, you hate women, you know it's just that I spoke a challenge at this point: I've been challenged by three different fuckin people. Ok, the last one was last night and its this is. This is what the person text makes it a yell, go check out my ice bucket challenge. I love oh it's about the person. If so, not even about the disease, a check out my wacky response to ice cold water over my fuckin head, he goes. What the hell's that he said sancho Facebook I yeah good. I nominated you for the ice bucket ale. This challenge. So I wrote back, I said: listen, do I live in a desert. it's a five hundred dollar. Fine. If your wastewater, I'm gonna, do the hundred dollar donation instead, so he goes.

You prick well played do it on the road and send me the video and I wrote back? Am I do it's about raising money for a less now Not you watch me, dump bucket of ice over my fuckin head. I don't understand do you understand our precious water? Is Everybody in around the world are much there's a shortage of it. We're over here jumping over our heads and it's too the Right now, it's The disease is, is in banana to watch somebody's reaction? I know it's a fun fuckin thing in its raised over a hundred million dollars at all of that type, a shit. What As this pressure like, if you don't fuckin, do it any just give a hundred bucks somehow you're an asshole. What I want to know is how many people just dump the bucket ice over their head and it's another.

Fuckin, you know me moment for them and then they don't even given a goddamn money. Do you know this is just going to open a can of worms for all these other diseases is actually people in foundations right now, sitting in a board room, ok with fuckin they and cream cheese sitting in front of him that everybody wants to go and grab, but no one wants to grab at first, so they seem the personal just came there they eat and they are sitting there brainstorming trying to figure out. How can we come up with our own eyes, bucket challenge, so people giving yet about rickets euro its way there's a hit fuckin movie. Oh, my god it's a hit movie with vampires god, damn it Suppliers that everything that's what's gonna happen. What other natural resource can we use. The

The fresh air challenge, the awkward fur eyespot, challenge, everybody got gotta, go to fuckin, nantucket dump water over their head on a good thing, because it's raising money, but I gotta be honest with you. You know. There's, not a lot of water left people. If you really look at. really only freshwater we get common. Is the polar icecaps, melted, do you know a lot of those blue blood counts are going around the world and they're buying a property that sits on an aquifer because they know that water in the future is going to be equivalent to currency. Do you understand much little information I had before. I just made that unbelievably terrifying statement. Do you understand that people? Why? listening to this thing,. You know it's gonna be a rough month. Is the ice bucket challenge?

and also the pink month in the nfl policies. thanks man. I really hope. I just hope that the money actually gets to the people that needed it. You know, because That take the lady of wire from what I've I've actually read on the internet. So god knows, if it's even remotely true, she makes like three quarters of a million dollars a year. And I know she's raised a bunch of money and all types of ship, but at the end of the day, if they want bunch of women dying for breast cancer? She would never job, which is fucking weird. I guess it's You say the same thing about a doctor, but doctors is trying to him. Why She's trying to get a better How do you justify pull in that kind of money? I guess sitting there like, why raised a hundred million dollars, that's not even one percent. I took three quarters of one percent, then again,

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That's? Why I'm trying to were about how I have tried it you right next to size. I do occur, some vague. You know. I just want to look good for you. People That's my new one into the crying you like that one! That's why it to another level that long one makes versus fuckin laugh is ass off I'll Jesus. Who, as is my brother, I'm doing my part going to call you right back. bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob Bob bob you know it's funny. It's silly is that that fuckin ring tones sounds like if you gave that too the body in asia they would start that thing and then they would have liked the most amazing they could build a theme into the second

fuckin, like opening to an olympic ceremony over you ve ever seen you like that. that's called positive stereotypes. That music sounded asian to me? So I connected with asian culture with a positive result. Is that also offensive? You know what I if you just say stereotypical shit but is positive. Don't let me tell you something about those greece ball. Italian state can really cook there. The best cooks in the world I do have some sort of weird like MC deity like hot and cold. Would you throw it something fuckin offensive in there with a big time like positive thing? Those can't drive or are they got it may have? hey we're like fifty needs. Like half apologize like almost gets suspended. Sorry, the skipper

to the to the podcast. what the hell am I I'll? Do you know what I bought Did I tell you guys a late night, I'm watching tv right ahead, Late night this week, as I had the it was my final weeks, Before I was going back on the road, the oddball thing, That I really enjoyed my time time. If I haven't taken time off- and I dunno a fucking ten years like took a significant period of time off and just sort of been doing the shit because it's been fun but at some point I kind of tap and was like a I need it. I need the chill out. So I ask you now, John, in august I kind of europe, rather than go on out every other weekend and one or two back to back, we can. I can. I did like what why, still the two weeks in July, but they were fond weekends and I haven't done shit.

In august ship that's been great, l a building up my new our And I was fucking around last night down at the comedy store. Which you now is my favorite club out here and there It was not a great thinkers. You wouldn't when you go into the comedy, store the regional room? That's where Those guys It came to town, that's where they they went up. I don't even know that they had the main room. Initially, just add that the original room, that's where a letterman Leno robin Williams, sam kennison diet. All of those guys san sooner burn. all of them. The comedy store grades. him carry all those guys started there

and so they have these neon signs that they made for like some of their best ones in its basically leads prior, I kennison robin Williams. I forget you just go round the room, it's like you know, five mount rushmore, what the people so last night, you went in there and they use gave him all lit up and they only had robins lit up was really fuckin cool and I to try out a bunch, a new stuff. So Michael shit, there's? U sign right there, robin Williams, the king, a fuckin improv, so I've just going down there and down as every hour starts. Outwitted starts up with that idea that little chunk and I've been found Around the order- and I just went up stairs- did like fifteen minutes. nothin from my special there's a couple of dover ideas that didn't get developed or didn't make special. For whatever reason I like I made a choice.

not to be in the special they just didn't come out. You know I just did my act and those jokes didn't get told so, and it been avenue great fuckin time. being in home and now get ready. Do the fuckin road from literally cavern, like a panic attack I got a fact. I gotta go back out there again, but I know the second I get out there. It's gonna be great. and I really looking forward to these oddball shows because one I need fuckin money. I haven't worked in two months: and get the downstairs, hang it oh my god, damn head, you know, to me, as we put in this. Does we putting this walking closet right downstairs off this? and you know it's an old house. So it's it's, often closet the size of how fat people are today

And how much extra shit we buy compared to back in the day when people you know used to take shit down to the cobbler or get the tv repaired. The tv repairman was actually a fuckin career. You know you didn't just keep buying shit and then don't good. oh and throwing it adam and invite more shit so anyways. I basically. This is how fuckin hilarious women are much faster, their fuckin brains are in Certain areas we came and we looked at this house- I was just I know what I was looking at. I just liked it and. When we left the house, just like what you think I was like. I don't know I like that one and she cannot like I'd like that. when then we get like excited, but It already worked out what role

was gonna, be hers in which closets when we're gonna be hers, and I have like I got like two half a closet. You know back when, like someone who was like for clothes for like back when somebody was my size considered. Like I don't know what like I would be in. Then let me early days of the nba at five ten one, Seventy one! Seventy five! I don't know what you know shit franchise. I could actually been a power forward. I've just say: People smaller back there. If you don't realize that go to an old stadium, whatever's the yale ball to the rose bore you, the cotton. Will you go out to those old stadiums and what's hilarious? Is there a third of the size of the new stadiums,

They hold more people. They hold like a hundred thousand people now lotta. That is because it's not luxury boxes and all that fuckin space where they have people walking around. But when you sitting down where they have the numbers on the aluminum benches, it's like days before the old patriots stadium? stood up during the winter when everybody had their puffy coats on. During an exciting play, if you would allow sports and try to sit down and euro. You lost your seat and he had the kind of crouch down and wait for something else, good to happen. People through shit out yet a joking way going down in front. Knowing what the deal was so anyway. So I have the have these to like one of the closets I have is so fuckin small. I got its basically from its my shoulder with. In its long and it's about wide and up it has like some almost like, isn't baseboard it sent the middle the wall, and then it has what I hang my clothes on.

all you know like none chuck handles just imagine non handles been twice the size of that in its three of those, and I set him on that baseboard, that's not a baseboard halfway up the wall at forty five degree angle, these three of them and then a hand, closed on and one happens is inevitably I reach when I have to grab something in the second row. If I go to pull it off, I pull it off to quickly the whole thing, falls down and takes down another row, so anyways. Anyway, we I gotta, say this quite like she's in the other, and we started this fuckin project. Ok, that war in closet downstairs that was gonna, be mostly mine and partly But I was gonna, be mostly mine and I don't know what happened during the fucking project, but, like I love real estate down there again,

I swear to god, and now I'm actually know what I'm thinking. Unlike I need to redo the garage MIKE there. It is there it is I'm the stereotypical guy I have. I am Gradually being squeezed out of my house- and I'm going to do a bit about that, though, married all you shit ends up in the debate. Other garage, we don't have a basement, but we have a roger, so. And this is the funny thing I'm actually looking forward to it- because it's not attached to the house- so I could you just gotta- have that you know. I can walk away from my like that has actually was a fantasy of mine by my dream house, now, if I wasn't in this fucking business was, I would live out more in the country, not literally the country, but I would live and in a place that look like the country, but was still like a forty,

I've been a drive to a major city. Always wanted, it's like old houses, because I make everything in my fucking life difficulty rather than just buying a new one. I just I like old shit, so I I would buy. An old house fix the whole thing up, but it would have a a garage, The room over the garage that is is dead. Tat from the house ideal, it's an old barn and down below. I you have my old truck and I would have some selfish vehicle, like a fuckin corvette, some two cedar like fun. People. I know I'm married, but you know I need some. meantime and an option As I have my drums guitars and all that shit. You know and then, of course, flat screen.

First, let's just go out a fuckin refrigerator right. The tiger. You know all kinds of both in their humidor cigars fires, but the back for horse would have you get the idea. So now I'm thinkin you know I got this garage. I mean now I'm gonna put another floor, but eventually actually at this point because of my situation in my house, my lack of closet space and the fact, About this old ludwig drum kid with John bottom size drums like twenty six inch, based from it's fuckin, huge that that I'm actually thinking over. Eventually, I don't know reducing the far more excited to redo the garage than I am the kitchen put it. That way-

because that's how it works, that's how it works. By the way somebody sent me a young, but he sent me a text of miss gibson, the voice settlement you know always funny the first half of it didn't even bother me. He was worthless Eight hundred million he's been with his wife For thirty years she gave him seven, fucking, kids, ok, seven kids, so She gets half their fortune. You know what I don't got a problem with that fuck it Oh I'll, take forty million take who gives a fuck at that point. Yet, seven kids, god bless you here. You go if you have five million I'll keep three hundred what fucking killed me is, he gets half of all.

His checks for the rest of her life, the rest of males life, and that's that's that extra shit like it's. I come he just gave you four hundred million dollars. You can't you can't. Like survive for the rest of your life. You gotta go after that, but I guess what it is is really it isn't even about the money it's more about. I gave you thirty years of my fucking life. Ok, I absolutely blew out my fucking body for you and now you Gonna go get with this one. Sure whore. And what am I gonna do? wanted to hang with you for the rest of my life. You know enjoy our golden years and now to go to a fuckin, bingo parlor, to find somebody else yeah. Maybe I get it. Maybe I get it

but I gotta be wanted. Somebody sent me that that He did it to me and I read it and it actually was keeping me up at night last night. Thinking about that. but I always end up finding the positive. I was just like you know what I would just completely one hundred percent down as my life, and I would live like I'd, have one fork, one spoon, one nice one one plate. One glass. I would just make everything so we're fucking simple and I It's like fuckin albert einstein, you know I would have the same fucking outfit. Every god. am, I would just make it ridiculously simple then I'd live and I get a flat screen and a fuckin pull out couch and I would just have other sports packages and a dog that would be it, and I will just keep it like

I drive my old truck. Now would be it I'll just that would be it though in my fucking life. I wish chuck tailors. I will just keep it simple. That actually doesn't sound like a bad life. Does it make even that life. That's all spoiled. I am living first world country? Like that's my you know, Did you hear what happened to bill? He has place to live and watched. twenty four hours a day any as a dog and he has his health, the poor bastard. All right Let's get to the less advertising read here right, this red its prosper: everybody prosper seventy two hours you could have thirty five thousand dollars to cover your needs. While we do pay off are high. Pay off a high rate credit card stuff,

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gods I dimension. I was up late night I was watching. You now have a couple of drinks. This was months and months ago and it was was one of those time life like music collections. and it was this easy listening rock. This easy listening, frock music, that they had and they just said like two former stars, are then gone. Who can forget this one, yet all the music of our child? It is so important absolutely ready at the time, was what about this bay g saw right Shadow dance in whatever the fuck there were singing. I kept summaries reason blank on all the fuckin song. So a long story short. I actually bought the box. It die, he's been driving around listen to this fuckin soft rock made If you want me baby. You need me.

This all this shit. they actually at adobe brothers, son saturday, in the park, and I realized that as a comedian, my bucket is, I want to be in the city of boston, carry oki and I want to listen to somebody sing that saw just for the first lie yet out dad. the data available, but but it'll do do. Do do sir, the way. People boss, no really say, say they say saturday come on saturday a busy here man it's selling ice cream singing it sal. You saw you gotta,

but the outweighed is that it's a good, it's very positive and uplifting, but was he really just in the park on a saturday and just wrote a song about the things that he was observing cause? It was really sounds like that people dead shaking people laughing man selling ice cream. singing italian songs, it was, and are you talking about your your box that you got drunk at one in the morning? what what? What are some of the other songs that we're on it was? I do They have an air supply on there and linda ronstadt. Stand in literature. Do this so vain, that's bad! You currently song is a bad shoe right. Yeah all that, although this soft rock additionally, like eight cities that remember this in or out lately and I'll. Tell you right now.

One of my favorite things was this: next: got that guy rupert, something or other rupert homes him. but this long I've never heard of in my entire life that was a filler saw. Then they also had all these songs from the aid is a kind of bothered me that Actually, I should bear a couple of stopping fine on my the easy listening type of like old school soft rock station right just because those seven, the exactly but I have like a line drawn in the sand is far is like seventies and eighties: kissed, amelia doom. Why? Because I, The stick as you go from decade, a decade is just such a jarring change, because the whoever was coming up if they gonna make it. You know if you try, do that more of the same year literally gonna try to float on the fumes of this other style. It's gone out. You gotta change, so that

the school, went into like new wave india into that metal, music in the grunge and then run took over and like valley rap wasn't around, but, like just don't also meet for me, like that seventies, like you put in like it's a day in the park. How do you put in like genesis or making the mechanics in the living years, because I think this is also a of talk to my dad. He was far can do I bought me a bicycles, general genre of dislike soft, not hired hard lab. Also, lo the backup black cigars to make me sound. Like I have soul, he burns, They are afraid of Michael mcdonald because he is a national treasure. I was talking about making the mechanics, those that are now I have heard of him. He was the p, was the bearded guy who look like

the father and family ties, but he was actually genesis. Oh ok, I never the father. Family ties look like soon. Garages, soulier doesn't I'm, sorry that saw you know some people, your age ten years younger than me think that song is also because she was now because you have or have an awesome memories yeah. When that song came out, you didn't have to pay for anything. You know you went to school. Like your big thing. Was I oh, my god. I have a pimple on my face. I, like your life, was easy. Why can't? I just like a song because I like a song that song sucks, doesn't really fun: foo, foo, foo, is this when people decided that they didn't like Phil collins, because he went into like no. This is when people were loving everything that he was doing. Okay, they forgot see what the one thing that people forget about Phil Collins is that guy is one of the greatest drummers of the last forty years, he's a fucking insane drummer and genesis initially was this progressive rock band

Peter Gabriel, I have just come up monsters in this band and then they it's true Down like all of them, after a while, it's just like man, let's just get fucking paid man, let's stop doing twenty minute jam, wait who's that band that their video is hilarious, because they're on some sort of boardwalk and they're playing their mining playing instruments would even though they know how to do it. That's journey yeah away some day a fine do right. Oh yeah no sorry when the concepts with when they first are making videos- I did you just say, well they're, just throwing everything against the wall and just seeing what worked like how about we play with no instruments. Man try to make it interesting, and it's like. Why would you? Why would you do that? But they thought it was a really cool concept.

But all these values are the best there's so much fun. Another arouses another phil Collins one. This is solar, feel coins that you love It's on this collection that who can forget these songs and the hook and forget this hit. Was that song a take? A look at me now, yeah, that's an awful lot because I have a gun in my mouth. No really! I can get a bunch of pussy. You really did not care about your fold does really there. There is really no need for you to take it to their dark place. Ok, he is regarded as it is a dark place. I went to the bare the fuckin bogus the memorial robber Williams is a sad fact in time and that some will make you put a fuckin gun in your mouth. I mean it is really depressing. Thank you. Ok, fair enough That's why you, the shit Why? Because I eventually agree with ec law, because, if you're wrong, you admit it

depressing, but it's beautiful at the same time, but its very sad. It is definitely something you listened to in the dark, crying and drinking alone. I don't, I've done this street like room fulfil. What can I get your shit together? You sound like your honor front line. Would only now will you, let me just say than empties bay issues. Date is a bigger. Do more about a year ago now hand it I'll handle it yeah. You have to start coming on that. I told you I moved on you coming back to be philip. I've called the police. Okay, the yard that hatchback with all his shit. The back poor, Phil Collins is dumb tennis shoes that don't have fucking laces and empowers Phil Collins. These days there was an article written about him. I feel like a rolling stone a few years ago. There was really the angriest man in rock or something no, no. No, I wasn't angry was just he was a. He was in a

I place. He was going through his third falcon divorce and physically you can. My drums anymore, but I think he's come out of that and he was also could- understand why he was considered the anti christ by a lot of music fans. Why was he can that's what I was wondering? That's that's why I was saying earlier: wasn't there period where people decided that they hated him? Why? Because this This tipping exceeded the abbot? This is tipping point where you become so successful and you have so much money and that when the next group of people comes up a neighbour, a bell, against that error, like in the eighties disco, sought all right. The sixties with a coup was fuckin thing ever and then the nineties came in and ninetys it was like. The seventies were fuck and cool bogie knights and all that shit and then the eighties were well. You know that was all cheesy horse, shit and hair metal and all that fuckin crap. So he got so big he defined that era kind of like the beeches, so I think

Oh it's! Coming back around what people like you like, I'm giotto, Rosa, Jeanne sensation between idle sensation from the opium. program hee hee I'm still college collins. We You're gonna be down there. The goddamn comedy jammed tonight. Oh yeah, very good going. Is he going to jam man he's gonna sing god. This is incredible, know you're excited for it! Now you know how I you know how I love our son, Joe Derosa, as we used to call him. We lived in new york. East always we'd have we'd. Have him come over for dinner villain? I kind of adopted Joe the new york get you. Two guys the way you guys would eat like. Stick to the point you When you get a rabbi, you be eating, although gristle too, I never saw tat. It was. I comment about john candy movie where

and yeah the the thing the fat you he was eating that that the big stick, whenever it is any seventy two hours a year, I know Joe and I like to get really the got to get right down into it. Joe said he would eat the book, as if he could okay. Well, I'm not going to go that far but yeah you gotta, get all the meat off the bone. Baby hey go, go, go grab another mic, so I don't have to keep passing it over to go grab another mic with the cord and all that and I'm going to read one of these questions here. oh hey. This is a good thing here. I want to thank them. Where everybody went out out. Downloaded nick nick usurps all things comedy member parted part Mob here, podcast mob. One download downloaded his his comedy oblast last week. Everybody was really pleased. Lotta people hadn't heard about nick he's, the ground. You want to be the first person on your blog to say, hey. I know about this cool new comedian,

seriously. Man disguise the real deal in his is car, as album made it to number three on itunes about that eight are the microphones in the year in the closet. My half a closet that I have made me Oh god, what we talk, but that near how I walked in and just loved this house. You walked in love this house and also picked up. the choice spots. It was fuckin amazing how you able to do that. Did you do that How can you just take all the fuckin closets and leave me leave me with space task has been press for me. fuck, it sure said my damn saw all the spots for you We have your closet horn, really, don't appreciate we both,

the same car clauses base in the bedroom. I saw no, that's, ok. You want to try closets. What do you mean in this this area. Well know I mean I have all my stuff settled right now how how brilliant was that she literally gives herself time do what you want to trades. Do you want to trade closets? What do you mean? All of a sudden? You don't understand english, I understand, Excuse me. Don't, help me! I don't you don't play the I'm offended card. It has an ok, you know exactly what's going on and I have half a fucking closet. That's hanging off this house that is not up to code. I had a piece of fucking ward holding it up. I told you that I would help you go to the container store and figure out how to organize your shit. The way that I did that's what I did you started three months, have bigger it all out and get it all in there perfectly told you. I can't help you away the guy. You can have a basis for our view. You don't lie and face the lab in any boy. Right I told you, I would help you out. Ok,

oh, you don't have patience for that sort of thing and you know done with your horse shit near your closet, you can walk into, you can walk and so that one they watch stand sideways. I carefully you don't I can do my closet, I'm not gonna. Do that had what I can do that hammer time dance it both in my closet, and you know it either. The back of my head, oh my low but knows, is going to scrape on the war, and I dare say but knows I of acute, knows my giant face. I thought at the moment? The cute knows I'll get somethin. You took all the states can at least be the one with acute knows. Ok now, after that, but you know where I'm going to trash for that and I'm looking for a cook- yeah, hey! Yes! So now we're going to don't start yesterday that down, there's closet that'll be done in two thousand sixty that is mine,

I think we're gonna share. It is really what we ve. I don't like the way you share What is that? What are you talking about? I'm good, this clause it up here, I'm only putting due to its upstairs and you can walk into a dual dance. They love get down, and I who can forget this one? Who can forget this? What back? Let's get to the let's get to the the questions for the weak, almost the plan dear boxcar billy, that's good, I actually really if we found yourself almost tomorrow, what words What would be your game plan? god. Where would you set up shop? are you and under the bridge guy? That's the first thing I thought of or a beach guy a deafening out of each guys. Do you sleep all day to be alert to the danger? of the night always out what they do. The sense tat makes complete sense. They are the ones who can't fight they sleep there in the day. I think that's also just common sends them. Actually, you know what they're like they're like rabbits, but is I mean rabbits alike.

The union ferryboat vicious no rebel just like they exist, to keep everything else fed in nature. That they fuck like rabbits. They can have a bunch of them that they like coleslaw on the other, the meat platter. Can he counselor. Kosovo really is like a feller. It feels that the plate, but if she was defending coleslaw to Paul versie, it's like when somebody knows how to make it. Some people don't know how to make it, they make it all wet, and

in mayonnaise a yeah too much. Man is what about our old neighbor, though he may. Aha, he made his mark and he made the hardy one yeah. He made it very like Crispin, it's more or less vinegary and tangy jason law had makes an unbelievable fucking coleslaw mix like his, but just my head can cook anything and can make a meal out of anything. That's worked. Well, let me let me finish this right here. Okay, do you sleep all day to be alert to the dangers of night? You could beg or play drums on some pots and thanks for the last listener, from new Hampshire, new Hampshire, I'll tell you new Hampshire, that's god's country! Up there was it the dilemma that we have, as we ever took like a little vacation together to remember that was it after an account Thence quarters captains cod is a little like beach. Lake type business they ve got over there anyway, see you were those great. There was great and it was. I was perfect white trash for me. There's enough tat it up people

tank tops there was enough: fuckin disarray, MCA Jesus the main course meal. Like me with toast. Remember when I try it, I think, like spray, that kind of like centre tents p. I find you suppose that sporting, like tat and it didn't work. Remember that you'd like to fuckin sprague here that nothing had what would it take like like here, you're you're, repelled color like its resisted, the cat like it just won't have for you won't have him just walk. You get, so you get more freckles fragile or arms and like your lower legs, but other than that, it's nothing What happens is of my suit can't take like a brave had essentially like what kind of pasty mellon and division fuckin in peace

freak major argue that you can't even I'm being so mean right and up. I don't give a shit. It's true. I will he had noticed that in interrupt you, I will. I will object when you say something that is an accurate right. So obviously, sleeping during the day is gonna be rough for me because of the sun, so I it choose a beat down or I get sunburnt. Definitely gotta. Do you gotta do the bridge, it's it's shadier for you, but it it also smells like urine. So you know your take. Then what the bottle and who can forget this impact hit utilised? I used to play drums with this guy. I am using the chilly peppers and I used to play the sign. It was really find a play, but I hated the lyrics I. But my kiss, oh ok, I hate stop what fucking,

paving the way yeah? That's a rough one lying! I know what I mean by that the thing about the red, hot chile peppers, israel away his way. Now it is the whole band is the whole. The whole band is awesome. I love anthony keen, as I like to you, hated his fuckin boy, he's There must, as I said in my first because it is out of biogas. Freeware was just one and then I was bad, this hot chicken, our love and I found it out, and I had a reasonable balance. Affable like dave, and you know what, when they came off to me like a bully and he was mean to fleek- and I was like this guy's a dick and flee needs to know how to draw some fucking lines. It'd be like listen, Anthony not putting up with that. Thankfully knows how to take care of himself. Just fine fleece him scrappy and lay a little rat and little energy railway, he wears is hard on his sleeve than when I got out of it.

Playing all finally decided to earthly love vastly we like, you would definitely would be a street performer for sure, but Billy, I swear to god. If it's fantastic, I will you'd be a buzzing. What I do know I would be up during the day, I would sleep at night until I took that first brutal, asking like when the clock, work or you guys came around started, kick me in the ribs, then I would he a broken ribbed, balding, billy sleep on the sidewalk like that guy down the street. When I walk cleo by they always funny. Like you know, she's always viewing everybody is a threat. Even she actually looks down, This person would like this look of concern. Right, lazy. Ok here is a fanatic governed by she wants the legs, Nathan, staff and, and- and I gave body- is everything all right she's curious about a lot of people,

interesting its abandon, not necessarily in a bad way. I don't think I see her kind of wanting to approach women a lot of time. The sexist, so yeah. I was, I would be a. I would initially be an under the bridge guy, but I will would find a bridge that nobody else was at I would also be homeless in the nicest neighbourhood. I could be it They run you out, though you can't be there. was that a nice neighborhood through the world, but some say like the nice never could be homeless and workers but I could walk to nicer. Nice enable revealed hey. Can you help me out have are about every lie on my side. eternal disease, homeless, vet. Anything I could fuckin that I gotta make money, don't do anything what think about those people who are like you know why lie I want to get high, and I ran like die like diverse, but now I think it's happy. Ok,

I need to get a new. You need to get the flu or slogan they're, clever, homeless, people, absolutely fiance. We've got to get moving here because we've got to get the dog and they were already an hour and fiance crazy, fit: hey billy steps It's say that here wade, Like because I was sort of complimentary now, thereby helping to shape my in right now, you look amazing. Thank you. Today. I have an odd problem that I am hoping you can lend me some advice, This is it. And I'm hoping that animal that I'm hoping I have always been on and on. Jim rat. My fiance is amazing, looking and worked disneyworld dancer, which capture fantastic shapes recent she took a new job and sits behind a desk all day, looking for a new way to stay fit. She started having to the gym with me always grateful while too recently she found a new work out programme now she's it it's a lifting and with the advice

of a personal trainer is looking to become a bit. Amy competitor. So great right, not so much first up Most bikini competitions are crazy, ripped manly ripped If I was into that, I would. I would ange teams, next issue, not me how many people would you want your man to look like a woman Next, the issue is that she doesn't want that. Our high talk. You talk about my ignorance at the end of this. I realize forty percent of why there was a ignorant come next issue is that she doesn't want to have fun anymore, we're in them the twenties, no kids and live alone. We normally do a little partying, which has gotten cut to save all calories and last off that she really is. A ten now her swinging, dick in the weight room, throws lines now now, every swinging, dick in the weight run, throws lines that are everyday. I try stir and have no worries, but it gets under your skin for these,

elfish reasons. I could use some advice, I support or no matter what, but so one or two have fun and have no interest. and dating a man, but I have wait just a dating man, any good idea, maybe there hopefully nia could yell at me and set me straight euro yeah totally. I have a reputation yeah you're, going to you're, going to fucking, get it you're going to have to the fucking authority on everything it up. Yo you're, going to get it to me now. I will not set up this guy needs to shut up because all you feel in a certain kind of way, because your girlfriend has you know growing without you and you still want to lie around and be a tub of shit. No I'm just kidding they're completely inaccurate. I know I know we know somebody that has done bikini fitness, a female and she doesn't look like a do it at all. There are the girls that are due really the steroid shit, which is yeah. That's That's not a good luck and I know the girls who are do the natural thing. There's

for my categories of it, but there are like the natural girls and then there are the ones that look like arnold schwarzenegger. Like sarka nineteen, eighty three is leading that obviously you dont want that. I totally get that. I wouldn't you know if a girlfriend was go in that direction and we lag now so, of course, but if she's getting in shape, and she really loves it now, she's not going to want to go out drinking she's not gonna want to go out. Like is kind of just part of it. Then they don't drink water. So it sucks everything up right before the the thing and then they go out and they paint themselves brown they go out there and they get literally their show shredded. They had like veins coming out where the bush should be Mccain is not going to end up. Looking like a dude, I really don't think that that's a real fear that you have so you really need to stop it with that layer, fuckin break. Let us know that when you're lifting weights, all of a sudden, she is going to be low. Who saw blake well, as she has the long hair, though she has

keep the long here, because the miserly you have long if she competition, ok, I suppose the light. That's all I'm saying is eventually. If she keeps working are harassed. He's gonna, feel like an elbow and if she has the short here, you can really feel like Wang go back on what the pamphlets I urge he's, not gonna end of looking like do you're just getting and secure because yet, like you, said, the deeds in the way, rumours starting to talk to her in sounding you're, trying to deal with that by being leonarda. What a vulcan due to man? Ok, be calm down, sweetie put yeah, but you know something on the other side. I don't know your self cake. There's a bar he's worried he's going to loser. You've been a dose to him right now, he's being a douche. By being like, I don't want to date, a guy if I wanted that I switched teams like during that ridiculous shit and they're just come out with it. Just say you feeling insecure, because she's looking better than ever and these meathead dudes, I could probably why can't you already. You are, if we carry on a certain kind of way, that's exactly what's going on! You know.

If we want people to hear your point, you can't shoot em like that. I'm sorry did. you just told me that yeah cause that's what you do never, but at least it's on everybody burn, but not when I want somebody to hear my point. Okay do obviously more american fuckin hear from you, but I can tell you this near. There is assured the point were women gets in such ridiculous shape. You lose a lot of them femininity hold of you say that fuckin word. How can you like a little software. I understand now allowed two year, and I know you don't want to feel like you're cradling, your body and a foxhole trying to fuck it gibraltar and the mustard gas that kinda makes, or will it take a fuckin vacation? We'll has I mean that's a thing that has she even guidelines that point or it. Just like hell, she's gonna do the competitions yeah, but as it as I said in the beginning, there are key petitions, where you got more of her natural governor of his feelings. I

his feelings, if he'd just be honest with his feelings and stop them say oppenheimer? On television reasons, I could you some advice. He had a sense of humor made me said that I'd be cooking, yellow yeah, he's being funny. Okay. Well, I'm a little playfulness there. Okay, all right! She slowly you're getting all upset about it. Why are you getting all the closet space too yeah this power, the aim is all about men feel and emasculated and how you need to get the fuck over it. Look at that. What your what I've always said about women every line at me, I'm point right: you everything that guys. Don't want us to do to you, you guys do to us in a fuckin. Heartbeat need not even see it because we beat the shit out of you. So you don't fuck it see. You don't see the the humanity and ask why don't you pew you do in that book? You add. Can we make that some sort of sound a fact that I can hear every time you

See what guys do what you guys are like this? What will you do it? It's? Why I'm going to hit a button heavy goal, because that's exactly what you are good now. Can I do that back to you now is the again you're always like you see this in theirs. It's like I have never seen, but who I feel like them. I don't wanna go right. Just stick your face. I don't want to. I don't want to give raised, but I don't know what I swear to god: fuck it straight white men love trying to keep score about shit. It's like say. Would you guys do this? We can't do this, but then that, in that, it's like you guys are fighting so hard to maintain the status quo. It's actually laughable the kind of ridiculous things that will come out of your mouth in order to keep things the way they used to pay back when this goddamn country meant something and stood something for something literally talking about closet space in new terms into some guy in mississippi. Burning

the shop in what you just fuckin did that whole ridiculous thing at the status quo. What am I an eighty year old republican You think I honestly have meetings with my other white male illustrate a friend I thought about the status quo and how to maintain maintain its countries again overrun whether with velvet as they know what it is you who, like the lives waves it that there are not there, not a women anymore god, damn it put. It scared I get back in the kitchen, and you know, what's funny, is you can fuckin sit there and go? on all these man boys with this I can hoodies who, in their thirties and talk all awkward in that shit. How you're fuckin over there come on come on you know what it is there you're you're, you're you're, you don't have one, you don't have an ability to step outside yourself and just see how ridiculous and dumb you are the year. Is that when you really ought to have not a smart person and nobody likes you,

We can exploit biggie that category fish tanks to even answer this thing. Well, why don't you answer? I would answer it this way you got it gonna be in great shape, which is a good thing. It's better than ignore fanny sorry. This is the day. I should have said that there was an extra me. I didn't mean that but she's, we're gonna be in that gross shape, the future. Is before the competition wishes. completely fucking emaciated, actually doing damage more damage than good to her body, depriving her vitals of water and that awful fuckin. ten and now it's groceries soon go out there. They they look fucking,

the reverse while they lost. I do not think they look. I talked about the lost several race which you wanna play. The race car they look. Racial is selling all look that terrible shade of brown the date they look like. What's that fuckin dead meat that you're going you by a big stick of its authority, brown its orange at seven eleven beef jerky slangy. I like it beef jerky was a race, that's what they look like swung Jim. Here there were two or three june, but like us, There's deaf, there's several different kinds of categories of those fitness competitions for women. It's not all like schwarzenegger style so just sorry I gave my opinion already you guys. Don't you don't know the guy is yours, senator no guy over is a god. You see the biceps on that chick. Some guys like that, though they like that really like worked out as popping. Guns, blazon did I say: somethin there's somebody out there fuckin a rug. Ok, this you can pick up

even in the fuckin world is something that will be the fan over. There is some guy that likes to jerk off in front of it and fill the wind oscillate. Oh my god, I knew I yeah there's somebody in the everything that down you're right. I just told me the white guy, you just pay me the big fish tags, dear barnacle, Billy my very clever what these they are. I have my listen. This is my friend. You spend a thousand bucks on this crazy fish tank and exotic fish to go with it, Larry yeah yeah to each his own. But what the call here, that's an absolute waste of money. I keep. It has an awesome apartment that it fits in with the decor. On the other hand, that goes to prove he might have an honest passion for fish tanks. Now I don't know how to now. I don't know how to feel. Please give me your thoughts. Come back to seattle,

so yeah? He sounds like a pot head. I like This is, as bothering him enough that he's got to write you about it like what the fuck a thousand die. You live in a shithole you got thousand. Guess I haven't gonna say I think, is an awesome apartment that fits in with the core. You know how to close device, he might have an honest man, fisheries, ethical. Second, he covered the topic yeah. He slice for a you know? What fish in the like aquariums, are very like calming to some people, so it might be like why you make. Why are you making a noise, because that's that fuckin like somebody said that then I've never doctors say that I've heard that repeated yeah so my mother, a doctor to say what suits you are not in order to make it clear that they are the ones that know how to take your blood pressure he right, so they would actually know how do you know that they didn't come from the aquarium industry and when

Fell out of favour here, ass, seventy two: seventy three spell out people start getting aquariums Did you ever hear that that rumor, that jc morgan had like an octopus or something like that or he has from what I've seen I've seen video of it? Now he has like sharks and shit yeah, that's kind of cool. well. No, he he doesn't. He doesn't have to take it and see those the little fishies he doesn't have to take his kids to the aquarium. He just takes them to the living room right. There is no charge style or not them I keep it charge money for his aquarium. I heard somebody was saying that maybe he was gonna get a and octopus

I know I do I'm just happy that he's still around and can make that decision. To be honest with you, I'm looking forward to when he gets back to the clubs it seems like buying fish is a pretty harmless habit. It can be a little like what the fuck, though, if you've got someone living in this shithole apartment, they're spending hudson dollars like fifth, that's fucking, ridiculous. You know when I was a kid my dad could be worse thing. My dad used to we used to we used to have puranas. Oh, you did yep. And it was always the same name Charlie. We had the power. Charlie ended, throw them vision and he just destroyer so much stuff is dying to make sense in any would eat, like you put it likes ever more time we put like the whole bag, and Would you ve never told me that you on parameters and you five, let alone those woodland we're parana cover. We let my data nothing. Another tat was called an arrow wanna. I swear to god and was his ear lookin like fish, and that thing

MR also eat fish, and we just go up. Let's just fucking like lash out I'll grab one time. The fish was too big and kept hidden it and hitting hitting it, and we were. they laugh and because we thought it was funny that, after what you start to feel bad for the fish and my dad reached and took it out and brought, the counter, took a knife and cut it set off and then threw back in the tank, and that's my childhood once again. Many thanks becoming stop it. You know what they want the shit, it's the fan and the supply ends and you can cut the fish off tat had set, the fish are taken, they had. I think I have dyslexia. Do I I mean I can't read you. I can't even speak now. it's, not that you know what it is, cut a fish off the head. It's your eighty! Do your brain moves faster than your mouth? Michael, I know somewhere wherever there's an insult you use

I've skimming skimming things because you're already you you wanna be like down here, are when you're up here it's your eighty day. I told you, ok, get it under control. How can you just fuckin diagnosed me I'm right now, anyway, you remember, we all tat adult adhd, whereas I made you take back with a crash that cause. I got every answer right crushed, it might be like. Yes, you have a hidden decay. We recommend used like please them very click on this link and adam What do you want? A battalion ten Adam Levine? Is that near hey? I also have a h d with that, prevent me from being a huge asshole rockstar. What you like him in child mecca you if the money first came, I liked him

I felt like maroon five. I did like it, but the more he started talking the more the less I liked him, but I do like well. Maybe if he didn't steal his fucking music, he could just be out in the road doing that, instead of spinning around on a lazy boy gone, I want to put you on my team to sing row row row your boat. Alright, I thought everybody plenty of money in the year, one five and he wants to be a bigger star. That's why he's on the voice? That's, why he's shilling a d, h d? You do metal haitian, you don't you're right, I don't know hot dogs bill. My girlfriend Burst out by happy, I wonder why he didn't go billy frankfurter MIKE for it is grossly out by hot dog. She says there made of gross parts of many animals news riah, I told her. I we get it. You agree with the women on this. I told I am aware which is, which is why I only eat like twelve a year, so yeah hey. If you did coke once a month, you wouldn't have a problem, that's true!

we're, not encouraging people to do one, but if you are just do it once a month to tell once a month which isn't there much a coop at a time This was a couple at a time and only at baby cues lotta baby here s, my crazy that I think this guy might be black. Why Barbecue, you put coop, you know like coop deville. baby you're, saying that, because this is a battle that drive and doggie barbecuing blacker, that's what I'm guessing so she says she won't kill me for hours after eating one. So I told her. I won't kisser four hours after drinking coffee and let me tell you bill drinks, a good amount of coffee side. I do here awful, it turned into the unaccepted skin that you didn't turn into it. You made it worse, you'd be like oh you're, going to be a douche I'll, be even a bigger dosha. Now you guys are going to be kissing.

That is the amateur you guys to fight about net she's, gonna, bang, the guy, the coffee truck. you're, gonna fuck, a girl. Bleachers? I really love how he eats hot dogs so much that is good for us, like. I want refused to kiss you because he eats that many fucking hot dogs that, at the new actual issue, listen understand why you eat m, and I also understand that she doesn't want to kiss the after birth. a pig's asshole yeah, that's what I mean, I would never not kiss you visually and a hot dog, that's a little extreme for sure. Our by the way, coffee be rather coffee, breath coffee via their electors, ghastly worse than hot dog breath, is re fighting should put coffee in the water that they have hot dogs, coffee dogs, coffee dogs, the coffee either way it's dumb of you guys to be writing about this, so

as for you guys should be a more mature couples like myself in the book suggestion billy shakespeare that's good! That's another good one, catching up on old podcast and heard you talk about world war. Two books there was that was a year ago. Read anything good lately. Also what magazine? What magazine peak here teach your interest. He wrote peak. Was he asking about dirty magazines there and yeah. I was in a world war, two books that was a year ago when I was into that for like a month and then my brain goes over here so recently. What did I do? I dunno been reading about music and I I I two pairs of reading and not reading. Right now I have been reading Pedro magazines, though, does the magazines that you read a lot and rolling stone. Hurried rostov. Yes, I do, even though you fuckin shit on that magazine

just what I believe you said it was whack. Has it that a while ago, I actually I live like reading rolling stone. I rather read about them your life stuff than the celebrity interviews. I just feel like this interviews of like not as as great as they used to be, but I love reading awhile, I mean very real stuff but they're in the musical with like ptsd and like any kind of like internet business thing. There was an article about these two people, that met on line incited like here Each other on vine, they met in real life and, of course it didn't really work. Because you you're anyway sure? But somebody online, you don't really know them and thing sound and she accused him of rape and wishes. This whole fuckin terrible situation there, but I think I might remain vague, have blamed on vine. I believe we are showing our back in the day when you don't know me know them either. I know, but you did at least

them in real life. I blame people who have relationships with people online for six months. They ve never met in real life. That's a very different situation and being in is always ten years you have you have you ever met the real me, a man, our dilemma bill bill and if she's around she is deftly around now, I'm around imagine you're in it. Frick relationship, I dont, have to imagine it I'm living. Nobody believes that one of your sheets- What are you, cheats and it's over Would you rather be the one or cheated so you so your image of the other is always perfect. Be the one who she cheated on, so you can have the fact that you are a good person, rough question, if you immerse yourself in the ideas of both for your own good luck and amuse more terrible. Quite how not now announcing that that stupid islets with

suggest we gotta do dilemma. I if we were The plane crash came in were and snowy mountains. I know you don't like the cold now, do you read that? Rather, would you rather than I lived I ain't you: are you lived and you may me were the only ones on this way and that its come to that. so we re. No, we can't eat the pilot and store. It is the only other vat we weren't. We were in a very small play. I say I waited it's better for them than me, excuse, leave dark meat. Tastes is better

I could not imagine eating you. I love you. The words out of the question today is right now, with the way you ve handled closets, and here that's not even a life and death fuckin situation, you would totally be like bye baby. You know what you do is sit there like still correct punches and you do what tony soprano did the christopher you just reach? Over and pinch my knuckles yeah broke my heart when I saw that scene. Oh, my god, I was horrified that each dad they not I I I was terrible that in ray, I hurt me the worst on that- shall carry fuck him love that show so much remember a time where I was watching, like every episode on demand like every cause. I just Better was worrying obsessed with my sopranos. I just love Romano Prodi.

I love that period. Iraqi watches yeah. That was, great parroting, a tv watching you, you know it's kind of gone down, you have peaks and valleys are right. Now you You are I'm watching a good tv on netflix and I'm watching the bad tv, an actual t, an actor you well that's going to stop when football season starts I'll, go by the way that that's that's less than a couple of weeks. College for profitable. Why, on day, but not a word, lung quest see football. Now it s those words mean, what it means a lot to me excited I everybody. Supermarkets for this week, I got an I thought I had Ball dates. The weak, but I'm definitely doing the jones beach one, but I don't know what's going on with virginia ticket sales, our raw, not where they need to be. This is not my car,

so what are that might happen, or it might not happen what's goin on with Virginia, we thought you guys light comedy. Well, thanks a lot. Every body region, as for lovers, not for comedians right now for psycho comics? Alright, that's it

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