Hey, what's goin on its bill burn in time for the thursday afternoon just before fry The Monday morning, podcast and I'm just checking in. On you laundress check in it on you. See now you weeks go on literally just fuckin woke up just woke up, the right to work. pooh is one of the things you fuckin yell about new relationship Oh, you got a problem with me. I forget open. My eyes are mainly for can do want. A part cares. If away for this right and those dumb fights I'm on the road again took a boom took boom boom boom. I'm out here in San Francisco. I did the punch and two nights ago, employee

there are no in a while with so great to be back at the club just for the Well, the best comedy clubs of all time I really miss been at that place. Let us some time. It was workin there would Joe barton who, by the way, is on his way to Canada today to perform in montreal brand new common club right above studies, the cigar place cigar bar, she said, said a cigar place check him out this week. And also was working with bianca. Crystal vow, chief can killed it just a great now a great hang, the whole thing and then he asked today. that was down the jam you know drawn awaits around trying to keep the dead body bay.

Course I forgot to add a fuckin meeting, so I had to stop in the middle of it and then, when I was done the fucking meeting I decided rather than go back down and do cardio. I was going to walk the city cause. I hadn't been here in a minute and what a great fucking city it still is, despite the fact All the silicon valley, Kuntz came in here with the I created an app money and I guess drove the real estate through the falcon roof, still a great city I walked along. The sea down there, whatever the hell, you call it and then some bearing the left locked up the hill, came down. The hill went all the way through china, town, which was awesome, air. I did our right to those a zillion places. I wanted a fucking ear, but instead I got it.

Apple in some raw almonds cheese, is spaghetti. The second I ate it. Then I was fine. I was like. Oh thank god. Thank god. I didn't negate my fucking worker And the reason I actually came up here to san francisco was because I wanted to see that motley crue, def leppard poison, joan jett, show, which I did at PAC bell: the stick, whatever the fuck, the oracle. Whenever they call on every other year, they fuck rename ethic with us What kept me away laptop, I don't remember, dropping it just got a big fucking hack on the side of it, and so I went that I got Their early because there's no way I was going to loop was gonna, miss joan jet. She absolutely fuckin, destroyed and die. get to stand on the side of the stage and watch him so stage stinks by the way you can't fucking hear anything. It's just that

sounds slap and back and forth just call to be standing that close to them playing it's way better out how so. Stir in the sight of stage for Joan Jeff absolutely killed. Her fucking band was great the background vocals totally on point. They sounded amazing, and be in an old guy now I was sick. my georgette as the best falcon slide on the whole line up. It was like five thirty and she was done. She could go out to dinner. Enjoy the city she could go back. a hotel room just go to sleep at sight them fucking That's the slower, a dual fuckin for thirty two five thirty stand up show call it a night may do you? Could still had a fucking game that would perfect. The problem is, as I say, fuck every other word in my acts. That means you go on. After eight p m, you have to go

on when the sun goes down, and you know the goody two shoes had gone to bed goody. To shoot me, the fucking, smart people. what awaits two shoes something I should go on. The internet fuckin kill three it's, my life I'll, never get back. Why is it. He too shoes. It's always a pair of shoes. You don't just make one an or do you. Miss a leg. Maybe you do anyway the poison came out And I, systematically to so fucking great to see like Well is a ban sounds different. I feel like a pre internet band. We can just tell the people and how to play like listening to records. trying to figure it out, and you know you

maybe figured it out or maybe a figure three quarters of an hour than you do, added your shit to it or whatever they just total yeah? Like the? U know parents basement garage, Japan as one of the lyrics vibe to him and they fuckin killed it absolutely fucking killed it I certainly cited stage for for the first couple of songs. It was just really loud and I couldn't hear anything so I went I wanted to be out in the crowd to see it and. and then motley crew went on. I don't might be the best I have ever heard mic mars, sound like his tone, was fuckin on. evil timidly, of course killed it Nicky killed, vince sounded better than he sounded forever and I, like your gordon,

details or whatever, but I I felt like they gave the most authentic like If you miss the eighties here, it is like they just fuckin have not. In the greatest sway ever just like they had just fuckin of that. although this fuckin bullshit that has happened since then, everybody's walker and pretend they give a shit about every cause it was it was. There was this fuckin, they were fucking, they will awesome. And by then I was out in the crowd, so I got to hear their whole set without, like that, back slap or anything and and they they just You fuck and murdered man they fuckin, murdered and die. do Tommy leave still just fucking. Kills it still just fucking

kills you you ve, doesn't have like that. I slowed down a little bit. Vibe at all fuckin smashing. yeah started off with so dinner, then dad dad wild side with jars. Where am I while the crew songs to try and play along too and just watching the guy that came up with the drum part played and displayed so fucking effortlessly. It was just there was really cool and then you don't make it the crowd at one point in time we talk to the crown, was fucking funny, Everything was just awesome and Jeff leopard I'd seen them at the whisky. So I, their whole set, and at that point, and I can lie to you It was fuckin loud in my ears, was born

I was worried about. You. Sit now tabled my fucking earplugs uncle, tonight is right here right I saw them and I'm tired and I gotta get up early again on a flight, so I put an old man, move and I left. I know the deaf leper killed the took as I watch. I saw the set like I said when they and now I get ready for what good lord, what a fuckin, what a line up? What a show I mean, if you think about going in that thing, I can definitely say, should go to the eu- will not feel anything either and you got your money. Sweat manner was fuckin. It was like an awesome and then also to see him in one of the great ball parks in and major league you're always sitting up there. We could see like recoveries, cove, look, I'm a copies. all of that ship, the beautiful ball park, while just sitting there watching you know poison motley crew.

Mr falconer as Jesus Christ, this is the way to go to them, concert Can the day stand on those plastic chairs on the floor, to fuck an old for that us cooled off. The sea there was a bunch of young kids their scene they were into that music and then I was thinking. I hope that they will play in euro guitar drums base or something in anyway, because you can tell I didn't get much fucking sleep last night. It was kind of you know, and then I came back and I was watching all the all the old fucking music videos, but like in the best way ever like that music. Took me all the way back, not in a sad way at all. Just thinking like mad, I went These fuckin shows. And. I remember like. they should never ending up, as the thickest apples were coming out all the time in the

MR central, in the providence civic centre in the boston garden with the three big venues. Near where I, where I lived in massachusetts- and I got I don't know how many fuck at times and went down those things and I I felt, like I didn't, see enough bands first time you go you're all sit neck like going to go. Fuck am I gonna get fucked up here, so we get stab me. You know all these crazy stories about going to court. certain. Then you know you get a couple under your belt you're, comfortable and yazzi eighty years completely fucked up. You went to the show and then you drove home, as somebody else did, was that aspect of it was stupid. But that's basically what and ass. She got closer and closer to the venue. There was:

it's more long, haired people, more metal, kids, just open containers, we'd smoke coming out occurs. It was fucking nuts like. people stand on the side of the road person as you get caught. Soon closer to the venue it was was fuck all fuckin, all the heavy metal, chicks, just fucking like hookers and shit, and where was this fuckin wild really, while the guy, I'm sure, like you, know whatever the hell kids, nowadays on my sound or would I go fuckin raves tourism dj thing, everybody does molly you fucker open up against each other, like a bunch of stray dogs

I don't love every generation. Does it a little bit different, but it's kind of the same thing all right, but you kids, added to a venue. Everybody gettin fucked up and then whatever that music is just permanently stamped in your Fuckin soul for the rusty lifelike is much as Try, you know stay up on music, which I obviously and not like you I just funnel, but that bad buddy I guess some venue I was doing bad bunny was either ties, there was gonna, be somewhere in the city or what I was bunny bad bonnie. What the fuck is bad vonny south there look at that, and just watching, like you know like do, plays a huge venues just like forty thousand people going nuts and suchlike I had never even heard of the person just like Jesus,

there's no after while there is no way to keep up but even the amount that I did try to keep up I hung in there I think, probably until the early two thousands. and then there is this whole like either what does like a ten year period there, where I just stop trying and then by time I came back with this kind of a rap blood. During that whole time of like, like we're between like pan. get the disco member those bans like the strokes. There was another one I can't remember their names

I was just thinking when I was at that show guy Jesus Christ, those some of those fucking people there twenty years in like what the fuck What Al Billy nostalgic here anyway, Oh that show that georgette poison, motley crew and deaf leopard show. I think they're lass, you start is not tonight. its tomorrow in LAS vegas. A stock talking some other guys that's what they were saying, how they take like the rest of the year, often unlike in January february, it starts back up again gone all through south american anything, so everything has fucking amazing. I'm for all those bands that they're all to go out makes some fuckin great. any and all that shit, that they can still do it. This far too, their careers is pretty goddamn cool. So when you

if you get a chance if you somehow anywhere near vegas. I know this is a short notice. I hope you can catch the shock. Is it's just a fucking great great show great you, everybody, just a dick five, but everyone was havin like fun like what we want one stage I felt like such an asshole, I was so busy like I wanted to see all the drum kits. You know I guess I walked right by Joe jack was literally standing there with a guitar and she looked at bard nick and she goes hey man. She goes have fun today or something like that, and I was just thinking like that's what kind of like what it was all about before ram a catholic. All fuckin, sad morose when, like, though the grunge guys came in a grand, probably in emotional, was completely ignored in the eighties sadness. I would blame. cocaine. Everybody was up was

up eighties and useful for a long time ago. I saw him like the age one. The members of salt and pepper, was talking about doing in so doing their shows in the eighties in the lineup say we're on Who is this guy back? Then it was there. Wasn't all others see no Even between you know, em season. Everyday issues like it was just fun. We just out there having fun and die I don't think I wonder why that was. Why the eightys was just like this like awesome and ridiculous level of fun. And then the nineties came in, like the fuckin hang over, like just to remind you in. Think that's why it took me so long.

I was so late too late like I always liked thousand chains and always like sound gun. But, like the old took me with nirvana coups d run and knocked all my favorite bands. I've talked about the sunday times offer the top and on the mtv back when that was a thing and. Just go on from all these funds. Songs to their shows, just like I can't count, was gratified wet blanket in here like let's go. I wish I was like you. News amuse. It's Jesus Christ, man ever a fucking. put on some fingers gloves and go driver camaro like what does the fuckin prob.

But that I realize that I was in a walking depression that was going to last for another fifteen fucking years. That's what's so funny to me like now I go back and listen to nirvana. I'm like this fucking band is amazing, Then I love, I love, never mind in the in utero and I dunno bleach. I never really got into that. Okay, I didn't get into that one, but like now I get it. It's like. Oh yeah, alright, Guess they were making some valid points about the human experience I just pro wasn't ready to hear it. It was a way yeah. I think that's what it was because I bet it came out and I was like twice. I was like twenty three when it came out, which is a weird fuckin age,. You know you turned twenty one: oh fuck legal second drink now right charge. utility like wow.

There's nothing! You got my driver's license. I could drag it should she waited college, I'm still a fresh food and wood Twenty three hit. I remember I was just like oh It isn't. Gonna stop like this is just like it. going to be all these fucking ages, I'm going to. Hopefully god will I didn't look at it, like god willing back then, but you were just like. I just remember like like twenty four was a fuckin. when I was like my teens twenty four man biomed accounts should be like married with kids, twenty five Six. Twenty seven was just like what the fuck And now it's funny is now and fifty four one eyed I talk to you, know people in their thirties, like.

I mean. I know the adults but they're like kids to me, because this is such a big still like a huge gap. you're a man like me talking about data dates it like so you taught me somebody younger than you like the gap of shit. You can talk about you get smaller and smaller the bigger the day. The age gap gets Unless it's like your kids, because then you dislike, you know fully invested, want to know what's going on in their lives and all of that shit. which, by the way, I guess like such a fucking great relationship with my daughter so happy about that. Now when I put it a better used to be came over, I told us so fuck around together, but you know what but will be busy in a month from now slowdown. Hopefully. started off. I would die reader

stories we graduated to. We had to sing the songs from the disney pixar movies and act em all out and now You know I had to sit there. We have to talk. She lay in bed and I sit there and we talk for like twenty two, five minutes every night before she goes to sleep and she tells me other fucking enough, always frigate toys that she wants. cause. She watches said that goddamn ryan show another kid does. Is box toys and all that stuff in every day, it's like your dad, You go to target and get me the ryan sneakers. For I just look around. She starts laughin, it's like I'm, not by new.

All of this stuff. She watches that and then she watches that. the latter. You nicky what you're too, like. two kids from eastern europe? some shit, just plain were toys. I don't know it's weird. Kids, like watch other kids play like video games I guess I watch other men play sports, but the thing is, I can't do it The kid played a video game, and just you could do that. I guess maybe watching the kid play the video games see learn how to get better at it. I don't know whatever it's what it was what they're into. If I was at age. I guess I would be doing the same shit, Billy's, looking back on this podcast he's ferko bills. Looking I

hu. I saw what a great I beg you to molly at the. A slight everybody I I had such a great time doing that and and then go into the show was just fuckin. There was just amazing man, I'm so glad I did that because when it, by so fine stadium. Of course, in the city I live in, I was in town, surprise. Surprise. so I just took the next close a city. His people go away, don't appear like peer to see what the fuck, I'm doing here where the hell's, my god them through the air the ties here. That's not the one It is all look forward as everyone policy

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paraded. Cities, towns, Oklahoma Milwaukee was constant, chattanooga, tennessee right and there's a whole bunch more. once off those offshoots. I also went to one in When I was, I was in north carolina actually forget. in the western part of the state, where I was near the appalachian mountains, sea or north. carolina see we get a map go in here. Billy map face asheville. I did a gig and asheville what a beautiful, beautiful, fuckin city,

perfect size, and then he had all the mountains and shit people up air with their steals. Making some moonshine serve worry, get fucked up on the weight of joan jet pause and molly grew. Deaf leopard show you guys know. I got that. I got my closet redneck You know I like fucking, pickup truck scenario. I think guns you cool, I don't know at the bottom and I'm terrified of them, because I didn't grew up around him and I'm not gonna, be there percinet shoots themselves in the fuckin foot literally. I'm not doing that. I go going. I, like that fuck, you think you're talking to If I were to get a gun, though I would definitely get a fucking revolver, I like those better, you know what I mean. I don't get these guns with the clips. It's like how many fucking

Bullets, do you need a hip? What the fuck you shoot net like how many people do you think a common into attack you I'm just doing this to get the gun people to write. It. I gotta tell you something actually hitting a target with the gun is a lot harder than you think, especially if it's moving and we haven't even taken into effect your nerves at that when your life is on the line. Ok, I mean just fuckin with you I'm about clubs, or can he was telling me that there was cops the first time they pulled a revolver. There was some. scared by the time they brought it level at the target. They were already empty, like the shot, the first six You know one right next to their foot, a one about the second shot about a foot in front of it. You get the idea all away up by time. They come up. It's. Like click. Click click click,

My question: why haven't they ever showed that the movie? Because you know what would happen so fast people wouldn't understand it. If they ever make a comedy about cops which they have right, reno, nine one one. I guess they really pull their guns on that show. I don't fucking know anyway, but I Watching that sure, let's make me want to do, is go play some fucking drums and down. It was the perfect night underrated you don't fuckin just go on I'll wait, I had said a fucking overrated. I won't be able to remember. I don't remember the second. I fucking hang this thing up fuck. It was a good one. I should have wrote it then I can start writing shit down

god, damn it anyway. I'm looking forward to come out to tulsa just got great food seen great art scene. The one and only time I've ever seen a ball. The eagle was one hour There are no. I wasn't looking in the fuckin mirror you assholes all right. That's it that's the podcast! We got it bonus episode after some music picked out By the always wonderful andrew families- and they will have a bonus episode of the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning- podcast hope you can make it a vague as to catch that show If you didn't. I hope you saw when it came by are retained Are you city? What a fucking great That was just a great time all right. That's it

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who knows they have ceased. I believe- and I think that day added VON miller in all of these are the fucking guys. I think that they go to the superbowl. And all the rams, this clever way Paul of getting around the fuckin salary cap. Were they. It can give out four hundred million dollars worth of contracts to five fucking guys, but it doesn't count because we gave the cashier above all of this shit, that if the patriots did it they'd be getting a ton of shit, so they Spent so much fuckin money like all l aid teams whenever they want to fuck and title I think that they're gonna get back there. They ve spent so much fuckin money on all of these. I think that they get back. There there's nobody really are out Forty niners. I came over the name of their fuckin quarterback dude, davy ainly jimmy g there. Now they got out a mouse, they re

negotiated dab Jimmy g, but I got this young kid trade lance! That's why I am going to change one of my pigs but bill as the bills and the rams in them one in arizona at the end of the year doses It's not like seattle's, going to be trying to figure out who the fuck they are now that they have a new quarterback. I think the forty niners don't have a qb the rams, have figured out a way around the salary cabinet fuckin signed everybody, but Jesus euro grubby side, fuckin leonard yeah. I mean I think seattle done unless sneaky pete pull something over somebody's eyes, which always known to do. I think he is a good coach. and he is not above bending the rules, I know he does it in seattle and runs out the back door at fucking. U s c! So, no, really it never really stuck and we hit doing Z. Never pissed off jammer say that our

superbowl picks, I'm just gonna make a change. I know we talked about this before. On sticking with Archers, I think the charges are going to not only go to the superbowl. I think they're gonna win. It would just ann arbor, but instead of forty niners, just because I don't really like this, I'm gonna jump off that because I don't like this trey lance Jimmy G coming back, which means he's gonna, be hanging over his shoulder, though, like you I mean, I think, give tray lance. Does it by bad we couple weeks jimmy. he's gonna be lurking? That's never worked out from what I've seen very, very seldom accept what the philadelphia eagles and nick falls and Now it weird shit like that. I don't see that happening at even a laugh bill. I'm going back. It's crazy I'd say that, like lunacy, I'm gonna go back to the packers man, I'm gonna go back to aaron rodgers in the back. Now I know it's it's it's it's it's I know it's all. I know When are you get a break up with this stripper

Jesus Christ, I very year they give me a lab dads and you back to the atm machine. It's it's it's like say in the next are going to have a good year. It's actually lunacy. But when I look at the end of sea, I dont know if I believe in the vikings and aaron rodgers is still aaron rodgers and they still did when thirteen games last year. I'm going to say the chargers beat the packers in the superbowl this year. I think this is just an herbert's fucking year, so there you go. Don't I right now. If therefore, kidnappings, can be one of the great pics of all time, because that none of that was even remotely on my reader. I mean it. But the fact is that the backers with aaron rodgers that shit I get tad butler danny ainge or charges, do that's a strong fuckin, a bold, bold prediction. I dont think anything either. One of the things that I said was bold, I just when what the two fuckin out of that the favoured in the east to build the bill. great, and I think we do-

What you said would get VON miller and and come back health The large islands issues like fucking John wayne, is these huge use. I profits bargain guys. You know now their great do there. Well coached. I like I like our superbowl pigs. So there you have a guy's letter. No right into andrew without being a dick and say what do you like it? Maybe we'll do a couple that I don't know, but now it's time now it's time week. One I can tell you some of the amc is going to be fucking Joe burrow and Josh Allen is going to be a great fuckin rivalry that is going to develop between The arrival of disrespect you show just in herbert look at the kids numbers. I mean you mean that kid is grey. You don't like it: I I'm not saying I not centre like I'd say I just don't think he has the defence. Ok I can see see that I mean I think he could see. I think he's like every fuckin santiago, quarterback I've been watching since dan files or he's got a school fuck and a lot of points

to win and that does well done. the regular seas and then, when you get to the playoffs of eventually run into a shut down defence, and then you are defined, ass to hold in which they have an ado and all year and at all out the window, hey man! to show I get it I get it are here we go bill you're getting the first take this year, because I believe I had the first pick last year. So You are or for running here week. One guys bill gets for pigs. I get for pics bill before we get started. Do you want to change the rule that we had last year where, if we tie it's it's not It's not a half a game where you just have to beat the spread, or do you want to keep it the way it was last year. Like another words ten points and it ends up ten pearl. You know somebody and I like to tie. If you get the time you like three, you know you whatever you do

do what I want. I like it, because I think it s funny element to it. Doesn't it it like a wrench into it, president math, but I feel like if it just when a loss when eliza went laws, if someone starts run away with it, it gets boring but like if you get a couple of ties in there or I It keeps me, hang arrays, hang around back before art, so there You have the guys. If the game is seven and we pick it and it ends b ends up seven, we get half and we get a. I have a half a win. Alright, you are on the. Am I right out of the gate. two big number, but I'm gonna take the ravens minus seven over the hapless jets who that's it? That's it! That's a dub tat, a dog, I'm doin it. You know what I'm doing, I'm gonna do it just because really believe it? I'm actually not.

Because they're my team. I believe it. I believe that say: qualm barkley being healthy. and the new tackle. We got from alabama and we're on the road as dogs in tennessee. I believe I dont know if the giants Paul, of the wind, but I dont think they're going to lose by by seven. So I'm gonna take my new york. Ball giants getting six. tennessee by a better line and a healthy, say, kwan barkley plus six andrew plus six andrew put it on the board. All right and I take this feels so good. Doesn't it then, then then then went and then it? I just hope I have time to watch the games. Are I'm going to take next I am going to take. I don't know I'm gonna take a dog. I will take the cardinals get inside points at home

getting six points it on clay it I feel, like the chiefs historically start slow. They lie. Tiree kill free agency, I think know, I'm not saying the chiefs are going to be bad. They share. I like that, I'd be a little leaned out too and to start or whatever and I don't I kyler he's gonna be a problem as he always is. They still got. J J wants back, I believe, varieties healthy after last season. I think I don't know time to look at areas, Oh hang on a second package. Be that could be. These include soda can when the silliest man ever far paul distress, her well, there's a game that I await its your pic falcon, terrible I don't have people understand that if you burn the beans, it's not a good fuckin suppressor

the onus our use of the cardinals Michael argyle and our I well. This is a tough one dude this is a tough one. Is tough, you don't know you don't know anything here. Just you know just let it fly paul sling it just let it fall. Alright I know it everybody's thinking, I'm gonna do picked the packers. I know I know. Ah, but take Tom Brady in the box. I look at you said, take Tom Brady in the box at dallas. Ah now what is that is at Sunday night football, the first sunday night, football minus two and a half. given to I

I this is where it gets hard because I don't know anything about anybody. I don't know why Paul, but I'm gonna take the charges, because I want watch the game again the raiders move my next take. That's a good one. Three ass. I like tat number. I think this is guy. I am so excited towards the sea. Was this year Can't even tell you dude, I love, author, those teams. Last dear. I watched their second game on mushrooms and it was one of the great things I've never done in my life. Watching a game where everybody just errand it out on mushrooms from tell him it's had spun, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take the washington commanders, at home, given to want to have points to that guy Jacksonville bag. Worse, I like that something about their game that stuck out.

I'm gonna rejects a big idea, the kid from clemson right. They got the kid from claims, They started to play a little better towards the end of last year, but I don't know Another commanders gotta decent defences, their healthy, I'm gonna take them to take their minus two and a half andrew. I don't take it over names, don't start to work for me. Oh I like it. I like the manders. Allow the man is commanders commander in chief gas. Just you know, makes you wanna sharing in the latter. Then the guardians clean guardians manage. It sounds like that some fuckin outside security team- do the game of the fuckin weak dope. It's gonna be the Broncos going back Russia Wilson, going back to seattle, is first fucking game on all. You Football me tell me just tell me that and I fell doesn't know how. But Ghana fell like I'm in the nba, should learn from these guys, fuckin jerk off

all right. So here's is the less important step on your toes here. How do you know why I looked at this game, but I still believe in the viking student I'm going take the packers minus one and a half, I'm sorry. I know you will look at it again. Allow me to get lap dance from you find, listen man, you snooze, you lose due to whoever doesn't it that's it. Ah I'm lookin this game here and this one I don't know man Paul it's the nfl season. now. This is, are we going back to his old ways. Paw care lay off a favorite, I'm gonna. Take the road favorite indian, apple is called when seven to the house bless her boys, ah Houston, texas,.

I'm takin john, have been taylor run in the ball like an absolute animal he's got a good all offensive line. I think they could. Now game, or at least push tat game, so I'm gonna take the calls. Mine is seven at houston. and who who's the cold tab kubi they said somebody than they were. whence anymore. But now it's not once running or is it. Do I love the colts last year that was my team. I read with those guys they always scored, they scored fuckin points, but they they won with. Somebody else did then year hullo. Forget what did these balkan guys take just hold on a second. Gary has now called skew beholder. The gary hold a bomb. Oh, it's mattie ice, Matt ryan. What they got that right.

falcons? Ah, do that's a great pink back? You know what Paul our I don't want to jinx it yeah. Don't jinx me Our luck! You know what seven I feel autism wings seven's. A perfect number, though how about mattie ice? Finally get not of the bermuda triangle that is the fucking atlanta falcons, maybe it's got a bunch of fuckin points and when a game Got an animal for running back and a good or offensive line, so we gotta go. Ever out there too. yeah no jones one. A little LEO jones got oil jobs in a box with Brady, ah helps to know these things. When you pick and games All this was my on the road breakfast Douglas I saw one an orange. This is what I hope don't think it's doing anything for me and my physique, but it's fun so

Have we done what three games each for, but that's it? That's it! so I got the giants. The commanders I get the giant It's the commander's, the cold pizza and orange, while they're doing a podcast. I get this shit all of my figures. Okay, there we go, there are picks, so you go everybody if you're following the anything better. All look look at andrew by the way- let's, let's, let's take a second, to look at our producer. What our producer, andrew families put together, you got. Some illustrations is here: we didn't even have these last year last year was done on paper, so You go everywhere and see rational elegant as if you want to follow the any you'd better bets on bedroom gm bill. As the ravens minus seven, the cardinals plus six the church there's a minus three and a half on the packers minus one and a half- and I have

culture. Mine is seven the commanders minus two and a half, the giant plus six and the buccaneers minus two and a half for weak one. Now what do you see their paul? What are you If you look at both of our picks, what is the similarity I'm a little mixture of favorites and dogs, not alone, ray favorites in one dog? Ok, yeah yeah. But did a man at saint Paul yeah, but the actors is almost like a pick. Em close, like you know you never gonna, win, to really rare saint Paul like minds? You know like mine? Let's see, I may look. I wouldn't like Paul. You love me called spick and I love your chargers pick. While I love you, Now it's time for bill gets what time it is for. Let the Monday night spanish show when some money for you, you will read, it

I spanish show monday nights. Show our Monday night special this week features the denver bronco. as with the newly acquired russell wilson, go and a snake. It beats ass. I'll. Tell you right now. If you don't watch that game, the woman in your life does not let you watch that game. You need to get out of that relationship. Now I don't give a fuck if it's our birthday, okay,. right. Girl said going back. No to drop down the bucket his old team to be off I on the wall it sneaky pete's office before this game would be something of the town. sneaky pete's wife- is making no eye contact this week, no eye contact. It'd grandfathers under a little bit. His dress. This we all large, pray

These are we, has not wanted to win again. This bad sense that patriot superbowl dude. The council is. This- has been armies, obsessing he's obsessed things pays it around. Many like a year. This summer goes back an aging great he's a seventeen year old man, our eye pop lots, more funding. Yeah do business. He sees towards the end here and he's gotta show these fuckin guys. Ok, doesn't want deposits, sir. When all is said, Paul, that's a new thing. Who's gonna, be there It's called the area. The budget circle lock in ed whereas coach partners, house up on the market. I don't know man if snickey pete winds only four five games, he could be the buzz. I skipped the buzzers canal. No, now you can't get no peep peep. Three bad seasons yeah harold We can all a faint, coachman

he's one at all levels. Questionably. How wanted you know? I think one hey, listen, he's ran up, the back door is devoted to the church basket there. Ok, as fervent I'd, saw andrew. For the first this year for the one game parlay that the Monday night special. We can do and under over, we could do a player to get a touchdown port or to write or write a player to get. Yeah buyers, player score and then an under all right baby as a result tiger, but I'd take decades. Gonna be bananas. Ok I get take. It goes all the pool. What's the under over their andrew. it sir told forty four and a half course it is of course, raid number,

Ah Andrew our producer legs under you know, I was thinking I was thinkin. That's a lot of points, fur denver! It's got a pretty good defence a place gets really loud, faint loud, I don't, Oh I don't know man, london, I so, let's take take the blog cause to run like that, in a back seat on road trip, he doesn't give a fuck right. What are you all vondra give a shit what the game. I gotta six brac We want to go, I hopped daddy's same fucking thing. I don't give a shit For my part, I got so far a couple yeah ads on the day, a bill, cracker brow, just don't pass it just don't pass it you're old trunk of food, that fucking piece of shit. Thus our life. my eyes met trucker was I had to take a dump and that there was a truck. I swear to god: dot boots on gis, on the falcon drought,

do they were samara who laughs. There were seven goulash at a mobile duties and other things. There is no way. If you will raise right, did you can walk into a public back from and sit on on the other side? As somebody who is already taken a shit, if you have to take a dumb, there's gotta be nobody in there. Percent of it sb nobody in there unless you're in an airport and there's it connecting flight, and this Thirty salesmen lining up, but you don't know who is doing wives just does the literally Paul it's literally a shit shop on unless you have a soft stomach flu or virus. That's the only exception. How'd you run this a flight and take a train before I shit next to a fuckin stranger but we are we going to say So wilson runs for one or throws one. Can we do that? Andrew yellow? Just be that's? Yes, coarser touched our weaknesses as we say, scores touchdown it's either or rodya. What are you

been Russell. Will you what I'm thinking I want so much? You are self in this weekend with families looks like a tennis prop. He does the vikings advanced to the round of sixteen, while by the way shout out to Serena Williams, watch and I were last match their way out of she's gonna retire whatever, but I can now what were run man, what a fuckin run, and then you walk. Paul and you know what the whole event continues great common along more bees as sir, but, like what I was kind of getting, what she was walking, often memories wavin, I don't like her If, like liked, I love her sister venus. I vigorously the venus. Is a class act, I'm not a serene a guy. What got me was that thing with that when that asian tennis player cry- and apologized for winning cacena didn't like the cause- and I was just like

again our moment and not a serene, a guy, I'm a venus Williams guy, you know, but god bless issued one of the best. What do you say and I got caught out, though my favorite now, that reminds me of my view. Billow riley's tribute to fucking, George Carl and when he died. Why if he deals at and then was as an interview wanted him gone, you swear alot. Why are you swear? Some big uses him is Shitting on are criticising. Him was his tribute to george Carla Carl and on. Carl and went on his thing and he was asking why Carson watch and all dude. I should say this about turn his paw I actually I detected is too. I think tat, This is more difficult and golf, because

the same thing that you got talk about, whether that mental thing you gotta address the ball. You have all this time to think and when you fuck up in your gang, it's bad dude I was watching this dude plan was no doubt the guy always wins. The french open rough referenda. so what's your point This guy marked the fuckin floor with them in the first set, broken twice as something like that, the guy The EU can play does level are right, They go every time. He made a point. You fuckin go like down like I'm. Turning around turn around and still less to first set. The next set. They going to the second said he breaks the guy in the guise whole game falls apart. and you just something like what is the difference between the two them in at the moment is: when this other guy was kick in. His flock and ass, no doubt doesn't de does fuckin doesn't change. Does it waver in the chest?

eating on the golf course. So I feel like it's the same mental gang cause. It is just u IX you! Gonna hit a ball that can be going upwards of one hundred and thirty miles an hour rather than its sticking up on a tv, and I ain't gonna make quick decision to yeah and I If there was, if was more doctors out there, one fuckin old fat guys walking and going up. You know, you're going to have a heart attack, take up a sport if more of them said take up tennis. I think you'd get more respect for how tough it is it's just such a physically demanding game and mentally demanding game. I actually utter I've, a really good time watching, watching the yard? The? U s open there I said Paul. I think it's, I think it's harder than gulf. What so, what we do on Monday night, special gonna, take gonna, say

I twenty may point. You do go right back to what we were taught known and unknown. I I I I love, I'll say this dude? I am a serene a guy and I think she was blocking amazing and all a bull shit. She had to deal with going through emigrants time she did like the fucking, crip, walk and all that and then fox news is like she'd grown up gang signs of blah blah blah. It's like she's from that neighborhood. She said. Good time he's having a good time this fuckin let her have a good time. I thought she was smooth amazing and just around them in my mother, let's go gone. She looks tired and she's a forty one year old, mother, she's, probably exhausted. Yet independence at the highest fucking level, venus retired, to I think like two years ago. I think they're both the other. Both I think they both of multiple kids. I think No sooner has one kid. I don't think venus has any kids, but just like you know,

that resume. Do what he did at the oscars. More people would have saw that move. You wanna talk about skirl in the poach marriage Jesus Christ. There it was like it was. This night is growing larger and I, like I, like your comparison of golf and tenants, that's actually a cool argument, because in tennis, you do have to have different shots. You have to do it at the split at a split. Second, the level of speed golf you can kind of line up and after doing it a bunch you kids kind of the same shot, we're tennis, you gotta go back and that's it. That argument, I, like their components. Also that thing where all on you Everybody's watch, it's the same thing. We have to shut the fuck up on everybody's plan in others, to sports like fish, they're gonna hit the ball, it's the same fuckin thing and then like do them the mental should have that like when you're about to

broken right in your servant and that first one goes into the net, and then you see that guy creeping up past the baseline yeah, you know like do I come with the gas when I go save fear and it's just all of that shit, they do you mean gets its budgets reminded me. There was a view to clear up this guy about the drive and it's all quiet but he's by them and his buddies lead. Just move into the right and he's waiting for the back swing and right when I got back of his body, far did so long across the board. really. It is our lab. I Monday night special were taken that we we in the broncos or we do want to take to see what's the line as if is and I have seven six now

dixon. I have dogs at home six and a half dogs it hardly canopy, sleek impedes get six it at all and you think he's not use. That is motivation. That's made up disrespect, coups quarterback, dumb, but russia, Doesn't like russell- He knows me run like a four. Forty gino smith is their quarterback arctic we gotta take the broncos did chino Psmith has been about got Russell wilson's common in a little fuckin. I think we go back goes on. How loud is that place? Gonna be every time he walks up under centre Paul. I know you do innovation to they'll, be no booth like you'll feel good to eat any took. fuckin money. He wanted out, he asked out, they're gonna, be fuckin pissed Did he gave him a super balmie leg? He gave him good years to day, don't give a fuck

there are bunch arraigned on white people, their miserable do we book Tom Brady. I know it's ridiculous, doesn't ridiculous. We gave a mental vacation and then, when you ran on understand, I was the psychic fuck. You you're on the other team now, but taken innovation that I dare you know they gave in a way. I think that that was, I think he gets e ovation and then talking to tarzan Andrew he gets Innovation is not there, and then he comes out and then they bore, but this right now do I Russell Wilson. The longest time is and my favorite quarterback indiana felt jesse just shows the best deep ball in the fucking game. He she saw such a good depot. What he calls it drop in it down. The bucket is now part of like the sports. You know whatever, acronyms, whatever expressions nobody is it better than that guy right now, the deep ball? I think,

I don't know anything about the broncos. I think I'm old, We excited this game and I think I just had a double espresso. So I'm gonna go with the brok aus, I agree: do they got a good france and gino smith is not a starting. Quarterback is proven that everywhere and so common bag. I like the broncos I liked the under, and what could we pick russell to get from more money can we pick them to get to through it has to be one. Ok, keep him happy, yeah. Don't I wouldn't they added a bet on gm may they saw what we would do with the money that special so that they have all these fuckin rules. Here we want. We want you guys some money, it is like when it wouldn't. Let will dont pop. we're on the same level. This is the game version of that yeah. Keep it to what color the jersey's going to. You know just all safe shit, alright, so there you go nowhere. So I we can we pick one other thing or no. It is three three things

we put. We pick the under. We picked up the broncos and russell to have a touchdown organization, the throw for two, precisely what I said, but I believe he was not going to move the whole deadly eyes. He's gonna get hired. You know it well This see, if see, if we can do Russell gets to touchdowns for better odds, and if not, will just do what we could do that and when they go to the landing. Page, though see with the final, but was whether, when you go when you go to the page, if you ride with our Monday night special you'll, see if it is, There are two touchdowns, but we're going to take the under we're going to take the broncos, we're gonna take sneaky, peat. To do it advanced. We. I hope we make some people some fucking money again this year, while looking bill andrew right after a double expressed. So he looks like he's ready to go to tell gain. I love it. no. This is my. This is my only thing keeping me going on report pie and fucking on bone on bone out here mentally. I can't even Opera are gonna fuckin that she did not care for quite a double express our job

fucking jittery. I don't know how you're you're handling it well, that'd be a aggregate fucking part of it yeah. I could drink a pot of it. I could Look I could literally going get interrogated by cops and say I have no idea. Poverty has been an upstanding italian american since I've met by the way, do right. Finally, watch that their data, a document we on that, though the hazard thrashers! Don't the hockey team, though, that the descent notation guided dude fifteen minutes from my house. Do you mind if we want the real life guy, like Joe passion, from casino, where what I love about his character was crazy shit. He was doing he was a fucking great father I actually. What I got out of that thing was I the relationship that him and his son had his

is doing and then the charisma of it dad the commissioner of the tea of of of other thing, and eventually he couldn't resist a guy's charisma. I just thought, and then all the players- fuckin loved them, roger before I end when they get. There was something like beyond it was family, they also who, when they ripping off, they were ripped off the crooks that run our government. So there was this kind of like. I will I would like to look for. I said I feel like it: the government every once in a while, I pollyanna good fucking year. They just dropped ten grand cash that you fuck endorse, I think, you'd be a little more patriotic that absolutely No, I I I I was loving watching I love one when the kid was seventeen year old gm when he goes. I just because

like this stats, geek unlikely They started shown all these codes and stuff, and my wife was gone was that shady they make an fond of omens. I'm gone now now like watch this watch this babe, it's a compliment because he started noticing like patterns, that's what like the bottom too. He just reminded me, like all the guys I fuckin hung out with where you like you. You may be that you suck at school. but for some reason, you're good at like I dunno watching sports. In the end, I respected that afterwards he's like I'm not doing anything from you know under my dad right now, like I'm trying to this boxing thing or have a gym like he kind of, I too, like do his own thing. I kind of thought. Let you watch the guy get like more mature through it and I wasn't I thought he had their security Dave poured nor your port noise understands how to run the circus. You don't owe me he understands is audience, and he knows you know.

Top man competitions that have been evident. That fuckin guy does like he geeks me to shit like that than anyone. I was interested in I'm fuckin watching this. This is great or the fact that he goes. like the smaller markets. And now in shines a light on that. I think all of that stops great. I think that kid It is just skills like his business skills and all that type of stuff. I think he's gonna do real well in life. loved it do. I thought I was gonna watch and I was just going to be like This guy was shady. Did this staying there was these guys, were actually really good at it. Yeah all those guys go to the place right. The brute the ice thing where I take sofia and I at the end when he was cry and one of the guys is crying to goes. You didn't rat He never radish side my favorite guy was a telly savalas look and guide yeah. What was that? What was I I forget, the guy's name of Jimmy whatever he goes and goes

tell Jimmy to shut the fuck up. Nobody else forgotten. Then he takes like to pick up on the cigar. We're talking about. It's like everybody watching. You should definitely jack and another thing too that they crushed. The logo. I was going to say how gradually sheds hold the garbage can hold in the stick it was this shit why literally waning just that, in a way that they put it together like when I first met his category ii was a punk like upon. these w racist up and they set it up like you, weren't gonna love the kid by the end in the end, I was just like a respectable he's. Gotten gains like really good at brought in its aim: yeah I was granted. How great was his dad is born. The team. It says dads just like ads your team. Do what you want. It's like an epic What is it that is dead? You know shit about aki, wasn't really into the game and they did

did you go fuck? It we're doing this and they will be great. Adding yeah oh! That was proud we got one it's the end one, and that one was I I didn't like that one, because I was rooting for them to be the anti I gotta tell you. The three that I watched all were home runs: trash years. One was great. The man tied tailed thing was great and the tim donegal thing they were all fuckin, really Watches man they ran tail was hard to watch, because good now is tough. Do because he was so sheltered with good people around him that he never anticipated that anybody would do something like that, like he was being aliakhin. Do that's a great like perfect I d say his bewilderment of how evil is out there he's like China, help somebody duty was fucked up and then like I'm on stage holding the heisman trophy. Knowing now that I got a fucking dupe dinner and there asked me about it is like I Didn'T- I couldn't lie in that more. It was just. The whole thing was fucked up man really

it. Fucking daddy, got to see a bunch of dirt bags. We were do. How could you not know like all at Monday morning, quarterback show I can taste right now, if one I was his age. Someone could of got me like that, two hundred percent. Yeah I was the most sheltered go. a sheltered in a different way like just completely walter. He wasn't like freezing ass indiana, like as whole families in a why he sees An unattractive woman start talking to him and then says only any strike. Trying to I get it do, three years is like his best friend was like after awhile had started to get, but in look man I feel bad. I felt there for get a good strong me along for a good nine month after month? Are we only bill? I'm busy again this weekend, Nora I ve been away more, maybe and as close with you as I am after you,

told me like this. Is this? Is our relationship after you told me up to six months about due to shoot? The company to school, a visit election backup yours would you just caught and that's the way you would go into it with these questions What are you still haven't seen are: ok, I'm just asking houses I am not about you know a hundred percent, maybe you guys could like faced time, have been effaced timed. It all the air and then when you were like be like, have you ever seen her and if you like now draught she never saw, then I believe yeah do you I wanna You call I kind of feel that way when I watch you with the packers every year. I may We literally think that you live in appleton was constant. The way you are you are like right. I die. I want to stay there, like the giants here, and the packers in aaron. Rodgers is right here:

it's it's! Actually it is it's. A lot are alarming and it actually makes me question decisions I just he just lures real, because how many times You gotta, go fuck in third, three windsor lose the first run at home. I don't know why you talked about yourself, like you wasn't even use some governmental agency its alarming in its actually bringing a lot of concern. It was almost socio, Patrick now. Let me this time this fuckin guy, I was sure those behind the scenes in jail thing when it was fuckin whore buying things in this guy like killed, is These fuckin cellmate low. His blood, you them to death and at some point they were trying to find the guys like our ear and they couldn't find it. and they go what happened to it in the guy. Goes. We don't We don't like somebody else like he wasn't it a person despondency was using those

It's like. He was part of the investigation evidently she You know that you're reminded me of one that allows with when Oprah sat down lads Armstrong. And she goes and then- and they did this and he goes. I know sick, it's sick! if he goes even more sick or am I like. I imagine me like in like a sitting around people, and they were just like a professional ghost pollack. You you, you pick. rogers again, like physical abuse. I know it's it's well it's like, I gave a run my head around it. You're talking about something you did right so great, I mean I get it dude, it's it's it's aaron rodgers, but like I I just I look at. I mean I picked up this week, but I feel like the level of frustration he has with that franchise six volumes to me that, like he, you know that what it back knows this point

in plain as long as him. How odd she understands again is basically a head coach or a fucking coach on somewhat playing the game and if he sat frustrated pop. Yeah? I wanna take then Paul commander in chief of the football team is go and what the fuck are we doing here, yet You just taken you good money after bad we're one of my favorite russia's, I never quite understood it and they when I watch them. I go like this I'll, be like how many times are you going to lose in the first round at lambeau after a bye? And it's it's crazy, but we'll see what happens we'll see? but I like your pic, I would it do. You know how to take, and I I will see what happens will see what happens Ok, you don't like that, I'm quite like somewhere, they stopping fund. Now you questioning why don't we go at once? Why does aaron rodgers become since he's one of the greatest to ever? Get a second reign? Is it going to happen, or is it not going to happen? You know that

well. The thing is like, as a guy ever going to fuck and just go on a run. I loved that he got a ring. So all those fucking, an athletic fucking sports writers are riding his ass about that, because there's nothing that they love better than a fucking guy way, more talented with a Better looking girl friend in a car not getting a ring, that's how they get they they get really excited about. That yeah. You know on the big one now Some guy literally sidney arena, donut Paul happy happy heated duality. I never did our we'll guys I mean what do you want? What else can we do for you? I mean you got our first. pigs were not remove almost dubai. I got any value. I want these. I want our listeners We gotta get these money next specials. We owe it to them. better than listen to shit. Heads

give you some monday night. I know you're gonna, do I'm not a shit? Had the fuckin drag me that not all around her eyes recovered meat heads you wanna, go that I will I'm not make this year? I want to iron, I wanna beat the book twice in a row and then have but go where you yes, Pierre, where you had forgotten, good. I want to read these guys so bad. They try to bring us into fold. You know like when they can the good guys vertical seen only end up working at the casino. I want to turn gown, guys like call a coward when they want to come on, go now, it's Paul? We had one winning year. Look at this shit. We're talkin is dumb fuck around, but I would I would like to have another year, so people are like off oof you're all right. It's like rallies junk

I'm all right. This way. Last in russia, I want to walk in the bedroom. Gm and everyone looks at the ground. Like oh now, aren't lit regrets. Are you in buying or selling goods at max, aren't you buying or selling on buying I have to what I saw last year. I think I think, is this: is this break out year, yummy If you sell on that you're, just not paying attention of football You know you're, not my attention of football, but you know the guy. I'm real big on this year, This is just an herbert the guy I'm I'm watching. I love him. I think, is Like I mean thirty, six six he's got a great, but you, like you, said their defence needs to be. Are they going to have any sex dude? How much bigger quarterbacks gonna get to do? He's six: oh by the way I know I know, we've got to get out of aaron judge at fifty four he's got a month's he's got a month to get eight

respect for you, Paul I'm staying away from the conversation in new york, yankees right now? Ok, why someone? You always been a classic, I'm not bringing them up all right. What do we got? Andrew bird woman? We got the money, specially we're gonna fix in everybody's going turbines. Happy these four o clock on the button and what else these people want from other than a win on sat on Monday night. Now we got we gotta get the money like specialist bought regarding we gotta get him a couple. Aright our said I babbling here all right. That's it happy do this again when you this year. Thank you to bet m gm for letting It's thanks to all the fans for listening and let's watch some football baby yeah. Oh alright, man I'll talk to you soon. I we'll see alright, everybody that is it! Thank you guys. So much and again, please do not forget to water

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make because I missed all of it. Basically, I was flying back from toronto. I went up there for the toronto international film festival. International film fossil. How lovely veronica because I got a movie. I don't have a movie eva partner movie, take the eagle down but do you really have a movie what he will do? You have a whole movie that you shot about you rubbing your balls in your bed. I write relax as I have a part in a movie called black and white starring, Kevin costner and Octavia spencer, directed by mike binder. I really want to see somebody from Boston talking about this movie when it's coming somebody at a lower level who hasn't taking his speech class career speeches, what they call it You know when you get into mainstream media grieving

Welcome to the nightly those- and you can't tell where the persons from no accident so basically but he can understand you slashed and not laughing at the way you speak. I want to see the local person in Boston doing this normal come on out black and white. star and cabin cause, knack tabby spencer, directed by my binder, come on down there, BP sports. We got all the jerseys we got. The shocks to steal is the judges in more anyways. Its actual copy. For a long time ago, from an empty, the mtv envy peace sports radio spot. We get the shocks to steal the charges and more more do you really have more? You don't have less. Now we got more J, more energy Is just so I was on the plane, I missed

Amidst all the games I missed. The games miss my patriots get their asses where in the second half evidently by the miami. Dolphins and I want to work, I wish I could maybe get a phone network or we show I want to watch it. I want to see what happens I was actually on the plane coming back flying air canada and I'm thinking I well well. Let me take you through the whole thing I flew up was at Friday night mean the lovely nia we flew up there for the film festival. And I shot this will be. Last year. Member last year, when I told you I was in new orleans those you listening last year. We know we shot this moving. I locked out because it was hot, is balls. The level of humidity was something I have never experienced other than when I was in new york city, and I remember late night,

standing on a subway platform on the ground, and basically I mean it- was already hottest fuck outside in an underground you, basically with this air that was trapped after the sun had been beating on the asphalt above heating, All the air underneath for twenty four fuck hours, whatever the hell it was and was just standing there like a fucking zombie in late night. If he never lived in our city, the trains don't run like every six seven minutes. If you miss a train, you're going to be there for an ungodly twenty twenty five minutes, and usually what you're thinking is. Is please don't let anybody crawl up from the tracks- and you know dreher, you know four or five of them grabbed me by the legs and me under to their underworld cities in use me as a food source. That's what you usually worried about or get stabbed again robbed or whatever on that particular night. None of them

entered into my mind. I was just standing there and I remember early on before I got delusional. I was wondering why what if I I should probably not stand too close to the track, because if I get so dehydrated and pass out fall onto the tracks, I'm going to get run over was just brutal. Somewhat anyways I had not experiencing like that of anyways down in new orleans. my days, living in new york city and down. I really lucked out. If you go and see the film which I hope you do, it did really well the festival and down. I remembered I just totally lucked out were all of my scenes were indoors. one seen? Why had to get out of a car and just walk up to our kevin's characters house, but other than that? I was inside the whole fucking

time, even when I was outside, I was instead of be sitting in a car and we'd, be cranking the ac and then shut it off right before they did. They take a completely fucking left out, but anyway So I went up there for the premier, and it was a year there was an. some time got to see everybody in the cast, an unreal cas anthony maggie's in it. I play a play, a lawyer and I am representing cavern costner. Anything murky represents octavius, spencer's family and you know, was pretty and say it was definitely one those how the hell did. I end up here moments. What am I doing here and how soon am I gonna get fired? You know one of those deals, and fortunately none of that happened. I had a great time, but I saw it. I was its many years have seen everybody the castor whatever, so we all get to hang out

got to watch the film for the crowd, which is fucking nerve, racking, but forty. They got on early, they got on the ride early and they just you know, one great. It was great I had a great time went to the after parties. Did all of that type of stuff blah blah blah blah a blue, blue, and all that you know it's funny when went to the premier was hilarious. Was there they bring you over there right? Then I get this huge film festival. I come from stand up world, so I have no idea so there's all these big time the actors there so anyways when they bring you over to do the red carpet, they drive you over and, like you know where the fuck we were out with more women. To a dinner. Now there was an early. That's right. There was an early thing you all meet up than they do. The press junkets. thousand well worth as well. They was it excited. The word was a body like this guy baboon. They do all that shit and you just put on,

I got it was amazing. Everybody was so amazing. You just do that shit you're, going to that mode right, so They bring us over right. Did you pull up to the red carpet and this fuckin, probably eight nine people, wrapped around this semicircle we're all the cars apollon up, because they want to see all these big time. Fuckin hollywood stars. So lo and behold, one of the first ones to come down the fuckin path was me right. I wish I knew I've never done. One of those I wish I fucking videoed the looks on people's faces. The fucking manic look of excitement, past will cut and combined with, where is the famous guy, so they look looking into the truck

and they're like hey, hey and they're. Looking at me and then quickly, look because I just you know what I'm standing there in a suit. I look like a fucking agent. They don't know the fuck. I am so I the door opens and the as I go to immediately it just fuckin. You know a good beginning of of football game where everybody's going crazy, you get ready for the so then the kick off and again the kicker george run and at the ball and then the wind blows it off the tea and then the crowded died down before they start out. That's basic. When it was me Stephanie. that truck was like the football falling off the tea and. Out there. They were looking at me like she was in the movie. They thought she was movie they were like. Who is that, as is that, you know fuckin? Is that well smith, wife?

anyways, so them whatever went out into the red carpet bag it was the same experience which was fucking lairs was people talking to me. Ask me questions as they were king down the carpet, to see you know. Where the real person was that was coming. So I just I was make an joke everyone I wanted, as whenever they would look get away. Caverns common covers coming wrap it up with me, wrap it up and I beg oh yes! Yes! Yes, I get it him you're waiting for him! Why don't you get it uses oh, I had a great time to make me laugh the whole fuck away down, because I just kept addressing that, and it was just there was a great time and you know the whole thing was. It was generous than going through their nature, some of the questions that they would ask a kind of like open ended. They be like you know. You know this movie

those with race and in the light of the call in ferguson, lil flew who lives like this. They was made a year ago. This was made before them do you feel you'll feel at those movies gonna fair global by what am I a fuckin source right now? I think people are gonna think what they think are right. Thank you very much yeah so anyways I got to do all that shit and down. I was definitely good time. and saw the movie movie the great and the crowd really seem to like it, blah blah blah blah blah. went to the after party, and that was a brilliant Thinking took, as I didn't understand what was going on, we went to this party and were sitting table, and there was who I thought where these random people with the table on my car, these fuckin people sitting here. Why am I too

my talk and turned out. These were the people they put. You know a lot of money up for the movie, so, basically for you, when you guys do your movie right- and you go to the premier and you step out, and you get to experience what it feels like to be. The human version of a football fallen off fatigue. Afterwards, you good, I guess the next party you go too is people that put up. You know I know Kevin, put up a bunch of money for movie and then there was. I got out these other people that put up money for the movie, so you they then have a dinner and you go when you interact with her and basically thank them for putting the money up for the movie. All fuck and freckles didn't realize that I'm looking at this guy is ok for doing what the fuck is this guy. and I once I realize I out: ok, ok, we're still playing a game. I thought the game was all you know was half tat. I thought once we once we did. The whole thing

in four mayor of ITALY went well. I thought that that was the end of the bullshit and that all billy could start drink it. So I gotta go Actually I didn't really drink that that night, that that was one of those nights you don't drink. You know you just have to be kind of on point the entire time, but it was a who's. Definitely a lot of fun. Unfortunately, not theron is one of my favorite fucking cities. I just like going up to canada, man. I really enjoy it and, but you know I was only up there for, like money for our. So I didn't get to do some things I got to do when it did the tour with further but definitely stayed at the same hotel. My favorite hotel up there at a fuckin steam room, some old shit I gotta be constitutes. Teams are the best pocket thing ever you re more time. You smoke a fuckin cigar. I swear to god, you tasted the next day. Until about two in the afternoon, unless you wake up in the morning voodoo do any good.

take esteem. You take a stand. We just out all the impurities and I'm telling you that shit comes right out. You find you find So what now all that cancer anyway So that's the deal so that movie comes out. I believe, end of october early november. I'm definitely going to get mike binder. The director who put me in the fucking movie literally, and I'm going to definitely going to get him on the podcast at some point and possibly maybe another cast member was sick. We will definitely see so please look out for that. Please go pay to see the more? We? Please don't steal it, but you know that the day you have all the power. all right Let's continue wants to anyway wasted and then I want

Do he, okay, so the next day I wake up. I take esteem right and I go over to the fucking airport mail billy, fancy fence right, taken steam's, going to premieres. I had a big weekend, I'm not going to apologize for, took me twenty two years So I went over to the airport and in I'm sitting in yeah, I'm sitting at the airport. They have all this nfl pre game going on and I think it a fuckin gonna miss everything and I'm watching the pre game, and which I never watch. I haven't really watched in years. That's why I dont know anybody's names any more and I'm really bad at. I mean part of it's because I'm on the road all the fucking time, but I think I dunno sorry guys. Can you tell I'm looking? something else here on the computer. I substance may watch in it and the first thing I see

and I started tweeting this shit in a kind of started b. I got a little thing going on twitter, I'm just a dumb shit that they say in the whole fucking the nfl pre game we use the typewriter okay. Well, you see right there when he is making decisions, he is making decisions, and that is a good thing he's looking at is not only last year he was just looking. It was his first read. He was telegraphing where he was going to throw the ball, and if you see right here, what he's doing he is now checking down the field. A second in third read: now I can tell you when a quarterback does Daddy's, when he's doing to play the quarterback position, Phil level right fuckin- ah all that shit, just a bunch of working people in suit break, down the game. The way it never needed to be broken down. It is completely a product of fucking, nine thousand twenty four hour sports channels I mean do-

sitting it's like two and a half hours before kick off in their already they want free game. It's like do pray game used to be a half hour before bright, must burger earth cross. that Kennedy, woman, whatever the hell Jackie, cannot Jackie Kennedy what there was a name. They then jimmy the greek that was CBS Nbc, yad fuckin brian. I and mike animals- and lady one bright, that's what the fuck do you think? That's all you watch stand, they went around the league and it was cool, bang, bang bomb and you were done to your local food. Now you just get these guys are out there. They act in it out on that half a football field over and far tell you now? What you're trying to do is you're trying to turn around the culture in the locker, your own, the locker of four years it is. It is better mentality that

you're not going to win the big one and that's why they brought in Joe fucking bag of doughnuts to come in and try to ruin the stupidest shit ever over and fucking over, and over twenty way, so I go and get on. I started tweeting. All of that shit. You know just make a player names and all the dumb shit that they say a day he's- a change mary came in niche, came into camp and the best shape of his football life. These listen to it coaches year? It is why pretty always tested positive? Do we then I'll change? too bad about watch What could changes in the locker room? How many fuck it did. They even sit their role and their eyes with they have their football speak drives me up the fucking wall. How what he needs to do is he needs to feel the the pass rush you have

in the national football league, which you have to be able to do is fear when that pocket. It is collapsing around you. You can have a clock in your head. You gotta have a clock in your head and you want one once its clicking down. You have to know you must get rid of the football could tell you right now. If you don't do that, you take a sack right there that there is a drive killer MIKE. The hollow earth theory of lula agree. What he's doing here is pairing. The ball he's telegraphing his passes. This is the type of stuff today worked on in the off season. He showed some promising. sandwich in the preseason, but I gotta tell you today I dunno whether it was I got to what people are going to wonder. Is it time you hit the panic button, darby chopra, who the I can sit there and watch that horse. You know what I love is sports fans watch that shit and then it gets its Virus and then it gets in their fucking heads and then they go out to sports bars, and you talk about football

and then they start sounding like those people? Don't are you Oh, you gotta have a fucking clock in your head kid one. One gaussian joe. Why does your fucking get rid of it? Draw at about. Do you, allowed to do that as long as you're within the confines of the fucking pocket dude. I can't I can't fucking. I can't go to sports bourse. Why would you I don't give a fuck how fuckin broke you are. There is no reason to not have the nfl package. There isn't right, you can go forty fuckin is without food desires? You got what you fine. Do yourself a fuckin favour starfleet? health and yes, ok,. Advocating anorexia to get the nfl package do not go down to the fucking

sports bar eating that heart attack food wants you to, but a grown man walking around jerseys like their data dating the fuckin player dialogue day than horse shit, Did you ever go down there? Looking at those tired waitresses, dry, no more it up and their fuckin cut off. Rest shirt. Listen! bullshit Is it time to make a change file the idea native obama of I fire, as I am the authors, coordinate news, had you gonna steal, discourage kurdish nineteen, a french of coordinators in the last seven seasons? Okay, I still take that we see what this is able do after I'm still holding you? Would you you're doing. Did he I had a sea change? I can I can

fuck the bright very, but I'm annoying myself just just even listening to this shit so anyway. So I get on the fucking plain and all I want to do is watch the game. and you know it's funny to watch your fucking game, Elaine I've been able to adjust its the best it just fuckin blow. Through the whole flight. Me three hours mean you just crushed your flight. and so I get on there. You know somebody always has money on it or somebody is like totally ended, the team. You know you're funny if the games can a boring and then you turn it right and then all of a sudden some exciting happens in here these guys, like whatever, like ten rosebud, gonna, fuck quickly. Turn it back on the start. Watch it's the best time of the year to fly? Provided europe like a virgin or a jet blue, or something like that. That's gonna american allies were they. Gonna have the fucking game,

Fortunately, I was on air. Can we I don't give a fuck you your american sports? You know what they add. I sauce What's in my heart is like pumping gone. Oh my god, I would have felt football. I wanna be flying over what the closest. fell city to toronto is cleveland, or is it detroit both this separated by water right. What gave him gonna get. Am I gonna get pittsburgh fuck in cleveland? Did detroit play I'm fuckin? Knowing is everything? Am I going to get the chicago game? Hey, maybe I'll get lucky and I'll get to watch. My patriots play the miami dolphins right, so I click on the sports. Little thing there.

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That's trying to stick to the man, man, sorry, whatever I like nfl football, go fuck yourself right. with your fuckin bankers and mash anyway, The fuck am I talking to So I get on this. Oh yes, why, unlike what am I going to watch here so I started watching this documentary about these dolls that was hanging out around new zealand, the woman started hanging out with the dolphin started thinking about the dolphin in the middle of the night. If it was lonely and she go in the water with things got really fucking creepy. You know when people start fuck in befriending, a wild animal, especially when it lives in a fucking now world that you can't breathe? And you know I guess it's I am also comes to the surface. Is that the connection While you have to come up for air to so she said,

get really creepy close with this dolphin and then they started showing the fishermen that we're getting annoyed by the dolphin because it eating all the fish and it was getting right today, the point where I'm like something tragic, is going to happen to this doll and I'm going to start welling up tearing up on an airplane, and I don't want this to happen. So I, the channel, that's how I watch all major shows. I watched the part about the animal and right when it gets the point and then man came and they show that fuckin machine that just pulls trees out of the ground. Like the hulk, we have seen that fuck Thing we're one man in this goddamn machine can do more fuckin damage than a fuckin hurricane. You know so I The euro is going to happen, so I tapped out on that and I decided to one some classic tv and This made me feel really old in classic tv. They actually had w k hour cincinnati, and I remember when it show came out. I used to watch it every week. He s number that show

now? What is a little remind me to Purdue baby? If you ever wandered, maybe there's a fresh member your memory wander whatever became of me in only a red cincinnati. It's an eighty w k e number that builders no way you're going to sing the whole song, got tat bag back down, a bad down, maybe You and me were never meant to be just baby. Think of me Once in a while, I'm a danny, galea p. So She never saw of that, and I gotta tell you you have ever seen a writers room just tap out the way they did at the end of that episode. It was this fucking.

So where doktor johnny favour they have. Basically, they given away five thousand dollars like a hundred bucks at a time throughout the summer and Johnny favour reads it wrong and says it's a five thousand I'll give away, so they go fuck. What are we gonna? Do we two karlsruhe runs through the station goes. If we have to give way five grand now favour loosened his job for some reason: Andy Travis. Is also going to lose his job as well as venus fly, trap who's. Another fucking dj, but I guess they throw him in because he was african american but fuck. You we've been looking for a reason, get rid of you anyways, because this is cincinnati, uniting seventy nine. So what I know the guy you basically, a name fives. I was only here and a couple a note, so they splicing together so fuckin quickly. They don't think anybody is gonna, get get it. But of course somebody gets it another five the cash everybody's gonna lose their fuckin money.

And then want ends up happening. Is this guy shows up the claim, the money they give, the guy the money leaves and then two seconds later the real guy shows up and they realize they gave away the wrong money but johnny fee Personnel, the rat and he went down and he got the money back and hands it to Mister crow. So in that evidently made made it all better, and then they in the episode- it's like well wait a minute. What about the guy, who actually won wanted he's standing there? You still gotta, give him the five grand and then it just ended may play the end. The answer back data back, bringing up the fact that bad it could be borrowed about our higher I don't know about the guy who got too that I'm not even exaggerating, that's how the song goes at the w k I pray, you can't stay at one, fuckin word Oh really, right now who wear gig gay by David Bowe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, blue and then a cat comes up

Was seventy spoken television? Sorry, anyways! So let's get to my fuckin, my knowing patriots. I didn't see anything of the game. I just saw the highlights blood, I gotta admit ike, so do I called it? I care amber. If I set it on this part, guess I said it in front of my where I thought the sheer the patriots we're gonna dip a little bit and everybody else in our division was gonna. Go. a little bit better. It's just that! It's just what it is. It is did you can only be on top for so fucking along. We ve been on top of our division, anyways for a long fuckin time and dumb I don't know I don't always you seem like we were actually doing. Ok against the team. Was it like twenty two ten or something like that at the half? And then we just we could.

Do anything after after all, you they were made, the after images, patriots and just the two of you, your character and just go to you. I won't I didn't want to log in may. It can go for Google jungle of April juxtapose. I'm sure that when all of that shit can everybody freak in the fuck out about where the patriots are ok, first of all its only one week, and then second of all, you know not for nothing. We're on a fourteen season run. I think we ve won the division every fucking year, except me, except maybe once or twice about Tom's whole career. I think the jets won at one year and now they couldn't want it didn't win that year, because we never played them an away game. They always came up to to meet out of fucking.

All I remember that the year raw Brady went down and we went eleven and five and we didn't make the fuckin play us think when we had had met castle when Paul verse, he said math castles for real the as for real these mobile in the past Ok, but blood type. Russian, as I do he's fucking when eleven and five with the sixteen and eighteen last year and the I give a season, he lost five more games than the team. Did it's the fact that your count down from sixteen, and now it's eleven. If they one twelve the year before our right, do the fog math. I had to say that to get myself a chance, The catch up they would all they were gone, seven and nine night, but it's a five less five some twelve year. Seventy nine! Then you what, and like this guy stake ship amount of fuckin tell so anyways I would say that Logan mankind's.

What I mean That was a main a main point. But it also sounded like day. They are once again are fucking defence. is another issue and die. oh man, I didn't, see the game, but it sounded like we got vince wilfork back and it just sounded like they just kind of went through a defense like butter. So we will see what happened on by no means conceding the whole fucking year because a one week, but. You gotta, be honest, like as a sports fan How long can the patriots keep wanting the vision the aim of sea east and how long can the bills jetson dolphins, suck menus? every year you gotta be draft and really high right at some point. A pick somebody I don't even

the name of the dolphins quarterback, but I kind of looked up his stats and last year, the gamblers through for four thousand yards, the gaze no slouch it'll, you know these teams, they know each other they meet twice a year We then they know what they do with toyota. You know charge between two types. One season. So it's gonna be really interesting to see on our armor ignored man. I I still love the shit. Even even if we suck this year, I'm still going to watch every game. Unless you know I'm on a goddamn airplane, you know it is what it is you can only fucking. In there for so goddamn long, not to mention bilbil check has been the guy, so everybody dissects what the it is you. Do they take a coach and staff wherever that the fact that he's been able to go on the run that he's been able to go on? This is fucking amazing and so? How excited people were when they saw Tom with his head down? You know that,

all over his head, like a fuckin congestion or something like tat right? Could sid knows failure whatever the fuck it is there. Actually made me laugh like people like best picture of Tom Brady. Ever all that says to me as a patriots fan, is this guy's been rape and you for fucking, the better part of decade and a half right so we shall see bullshit. We will see. What's going on. I missed everything I miss college football. I missed absolutely fuck and everything. I don't even know what happened so I'm just going to shut up about it and with that Let me get into some of the reads this week for the mother morning pocket to do anything else trying to think right. I was watching last night. You don't fuckin car crazy right now, and I watched this great. This great youtube, video.

The falcon mercedes, benz sl s m e g t write that one that opens up might be rich and one from nineteen. Fifty five with the go wings and there's a bit prices to want to twenty one thousand five hundred eighty dollars- and you know those are the kind of cars that you look at. I was looking at them, by the way which I guess it's, twenty twenty eight thousand eighty dollars these are, the kind Cars that you look at when you go on the fuckin internet, it's great because back in the day you you'd actually have to go down to the law if they even had one and they would Guess you away, they see you walk up gone oda forget fucking bomb. We got shit, that's down the street there freckles So what I love about this thing is, you can actually want, like. I watched a whole test drive this guy drove it through worm. you know we started off on the coast of portland and road drove all the way up to mount hood, and what was funny is a lot of the roads he was on, or at least the

where he was on I've, actually Ben I've. Actually driven but probably in like a fuckin jerry, luminous or a ni, honour of fort else that I always talking about getting somehow forty. Risk failure splurge for the full size car. I do this gig, this college down and coups bay on the coast of Portland Andy I used to drive down because I was trying to save money and I used to always do it. I would I would you know: I'd have a gig on the fucking western part of nebraska and I would fly into lincoln and then just get on the eighty? I still remember the highways, the eighty the it was all the way across the brass gotta. Seventy that was Kansas. Then, when you get up north, it was ninety and ninety four, and that went through like that. The code is and why arming in montana, then nuts

It's a forty is south of the seventy four, though you have done a lot of road shit. Even numbers go east west on the inner states in in odds, go north, south laughs and truck, and she it for you right and starts out on the west coast, the sick. Costar. Will we see a of this? Is my o c d kicking in the gut? What is that that's route one, but they get to route one on fucking east coast, to whatever you got. The five Right that goes from san diego all the way up to the fucking canadian border. Then he got the fifteen and I believe the fifteen dec after the ten goes. All the way up to vegas continues up through utah, You can make a right at the seventy and take that all the way to new york. I've done that, but if you continue on up which I've never done, that goes right up that splits, fuckin nevada and have, and I think it go

Up to boise idle or in montana or some shit, then you've got the twenty five, which is basically starts in breaking bad country, goes right up through Denver cheyenne. Why coming all the way up to fuck. In the middle of why fuckin montana, then you got the thirty five. I took that one drove that went up from Austin Texas up to dallas. Someone goes, up to fuckin agglomerate tools like an airway up, then I don't know what because from there I never piano, sixty five or something you can take that from indianapolis down to nashville, or something like that. Some sixty some days do that all the time when I was trying to sell tickets down south, I do bob and tom, and I dunno, then all the fucking rest of them. Ninety five and all those cuts

sorry anyways. So I'm watching this fuckin video and eyes do this big down there and coups bay, and so this guy's driving this for you gotta see this fuckin car. Do it's a fucking god, damn james bon car, it's unbelievable. I was actually looking at it. When you know what, if I sold my house- and I just put it all in that car alone, you gotta hear the thing is just fuckin and say I am completely sold on german cars. I just think through the falcon best, I do like a telling cars, yeah? But you know the germans- they just take it to that next level, and it really is because they don't care they just don't care about human life. You know what I mean they don't.

And I know that you say well what about all the safety I they doing that for their area and brothers they're doing that to protect the next fear. That's why they they they make. The car is safe as it is, but a snuff guys like me, like you know, if Hitler, if hitler like succeeded. Ok, any exterminated all the people who wanted to exterminate. How long would a fucking redhead like me be able to able to stand in its vicinity before on I'm sick of looking at that's get them. I never would have woken made it anyway. lead throw me in right after the fucking albinos so anyway, yet there their cars are just fucking insane, and still one hundred percent hooked on that. I think the falcon

Daddy's spence station wagon m g is one of the cruellest vulcan cars out there. Just as far as a sleeper. I just think that is the second car I got a couple of if he I'll I'll I'll, send you a link of the video for and for that that that that mercedes, sls g t roadster that this guy took it was just it just was the fuckin shit. You know what I mean. Oh my god. Why did I look at that? Fucking car? That says: that's why I you know you don't you ever go like when they have open houses in you know in a nice neighborhood any fucking deal with you or whoever the fuck yea. Let's go local is just fuckin. Is the worst thing you could ever fucking? Do you know because any gotta go back to where you live in. That's up to I'm warning you right now that you're gonna want,

This video and just know that you'd then gonna have to go back to the car that your driver and whenever I love my previous, go fuck yourself, but Jesus Christ. Is that a fact an unbelievable car god dammit you, mother, fucker. You should have to be making a certain amount of fuckin money before you. They even let you watch that video. You know fuck around anyways. Let's, let's continue on here with what the podcast right. Listen. Interesting email, because this could go like nine thousand different ways are its says, black eye voice. It says, build my girlfriend and I have found hot, but an issue between the two of us. She hates above guy voice that I do when I make jokes egos, I'm not, black, and neither is she we started dating. I didn't really do it, but when we

we're playing monopoly with one of my oldest friends and I started winning once and once I was winning and my oldest friend was there the old black eye voice made an appearance I really say racist things. What does that mean? I don't really say racist thing where you say I don't really say racist thing. I can't tell because you're right in this, so he goes you, I would just say stuff like gimme the dollar but this is some serious cheddar right here. I'm not gonna try to even do a fuck, a black eye voice here, oh happy when they go I also show showered my dog in five hundred dollar bills and rubbed it all over his body like I was at a like, it was a party. My friend founded hilarious, my girlfriend said I was mocking her. I love that she's making it about her. I thought tat. She was going like listen. What you do is funny if you're doin it like, if you, in the right place, but she's. So this is all about her. She goes egos person. I think, she's I think,

being an asshole is unexpected part of the game. I guess the game a monopoly. but that's just me because now that we ve then, together I continued to do the voice in a playful way. If she asked for a favor, I might reply sure dog I got you see, I think that's fucking funny, He goes and then she glares at me and tells me she hates that voice. She doesn't understand. This is when it gets weird, though he goes, or that I'm make in front of people who talk like that and I'm not trying to make fun of her. This is where it goes off the raised rails. For me,. and I don't know, but I don't know how you make it fond of a major being ridiculous. Like the way I do like a southern voice like me, a god damn it gets you Certain era for a which right. and is. The word is the rule because making for a redneck white people and I'm white- I'm allowed to do that at all

depends on it re all this shit. It all depends on how you doing it like what your point is anyway, when he I don't. I don't really know wherever he goes I really know what she thinks: I'm doing Honestly, I don't see what is so offensive about the voice. Then he writes now I mean- like saying ah shit in my fucker, I like referring to our middle aged white neighbour? As that ghetto ass, an word I think it's funny now I gotta be. You even that is funny if you'll just fucking around a white guy calling some middle age white dude, specially. If he looks flanders,. I don't know- and I know you're not supposed to say that, but you are in your house, you fucking around its your world that you tv station that I really think if you give you if you're not

doing any this maliciously. Like that's, that's funny, I think it's funny any, but I don't know where you're coming from this anyway. You go My question is: do you think I should start doing the voice or do I have the right to Can you doing you also have a right to continue doing it? He I don't care Different races has really as for laughs as a community, and I think you can appreciate that is my girlfriend being to touch you bought it if she is being to touch you, do I really have a say in it. Is this the end of it black eye voice as we know it, I don't know that sometimes I insist on her adding the word dj before my name when she speaks to me since I think it spain silly, but I just do because I know a prisoner, often it's funny not really an asshole bill. If you think I should start by actually will it's time for a third party way, and this for the fact that you say, if I actually said stop, you will I figure I ate

depends on how you mean this, but this actually relates to stand up comedy right now where You know, there's a lot of this people go out and they see or act. They see a bunch of millions of they listen to you tell a bunch of jokes and then they pick out one joke and They define you, they define you I, that joke by how they heard the joke define your entire career by that performance. You don't I mean I, I had some blogger go off on me. About a show I did recently and it's like I just hate. I just take an hour and a half special. I just burned an hour and a half of material. I wasn't ready to go back out on the road. I had that fucking god, damn mississippi river go through the law.

part of my fucking house, and I have to make money, or else I'm gonna go wonder right. Basically Oh, I'm gonna get myself in a ridiculous amount of fucking dec. so? I went out before is ready to go out, and I am I eat material and I went out one of these shows that somebody complained about was. It was a city that I went to a year ago and I'm not going out there repeating material, I'm not fucking people over, so I went out there and I did my thing and- health, but my act where my act is right now I dont like where my act is right now at all. No comic does two months after they take special nobody is happy where they fuck and act as if you really see you don't be an honest with yourself. So first saw me- and you know I didn't what I was talking about? An absolutely you know I mean I just

skimmed them. Some you sent me like. I just skimmed that I didn't really fuckin read it, but it was just like you know, I wouldn't argue, with a lot of your perception of it, but to define me as it stands, comic on one fucking show that's what I'm trying to try! It's like! Don't stand up comedy it's not like playing guitar. I can't sit in my bedroom and get better at it and when it's ready to be heard, go out and go play, I have two fucking go out there and just it's like fucking cook in part, member the old days, you took a new to love, you throw it at the wall and if it stuck, it was done. If it wasn't, you kept going, that's what you're doing so. This person, fuck. It didn't like what I was talking about absolutely trash me and then, like lied like Clearly, either lied was so wrapped up in how much didn't like what I was talking about, that they didn't see what happens in the show. I did. I got a partial standing ovation and they called me back out and this

some left all of that out left off. all that shit out. Just lady was our minds. Diary was there at all it's just all those things where, if you're joking, if you're fucking joke and then I don't think the other person they know they can take it. However, they want to take it, but just because they decide to take it seriously, doesn't mean that you now meant it and die. sort of like gay, that's kind of something's gone on. So what I would say, as far as what you are doing is you know if you're, not a racist guy, if you don't have issues, and you just doing it, because it's a funny character and I get doing a character that drives your wife up the war? I surely the character you do. I will say I mean I don't drop. The word but I will say that I will do that

it, but what I do is I I do but in my voice- and I said, It really seriously cause it. It sounds absolutely grading to my wife, and it either really makes her laugh or a noise. The shit out of her- so I don't know- I think, that's being was somebody's. You have to have something that you do, that they find knowing and you find hilarious, so you know I don't know it all. It all depends. I think it's funny that I would actually, I can't even get giver shit that she's she's, making it about herself that actually is kind of one, for your side that the way you're doing it isn't in a racist way, but she just doesn't like it and I'll do that do you want to do is take any sort of vice from me when it comes to fucking women, because The way that I grew up was basically

somebody didn't like something you did it even more. It was that sort of sadistic mean level of teasing and the longest time of my adult life. I didn't know where the line was. I used to have this. This running joke where one I was living with Robert Kelly way back in the day he had a. Similar sadistic are bringing that was even worse than mine and he was the guy, that I met that. I can really think of that was further down that road that I was and basically, when people sit around like when we were even at the seller when trashing would start a lot of times. We would pick up where the game

it would be our start up now, maybe not at the seller. Has it got pretty fucking me, but, generally speaking, we would like where we Darted was the area that most people didn't even delving in that game, and that became like the running joke for awhile or people with tease the two us at how we played the game where someone would make fun of our shirt and then we'd be like yeah at least Mom is dead like we would take it. let him go that far, but it was they would make why so, I actually had to learn to dial it back, comes to stuff like that. So, like I said, I wouldn't listen to me because I am fucking damaged goods. a ghost rider, oh by the way, I got it. I got

as you know, I gotta stop you don't say obviously, and the passing of joan rivers- and I know I talked about this last week, but seriously without a doubt not even up for debate she's in the top five all time, and I would actually if it was in vegas in emu at the bed who had written more so that material joan is George Carlin I'd like I don't know what the spread would be on that because I saw her when she did Fallon right. It was a really cool mom, where you know she was in with Johnny Carson and then you know they offered. Our own talk shows a famous fucking story. If you lived on Iraq, maybe never heard of but and she agreed to do the talks.

Aren't you didn't get johnny's blessing and he looked at it like a I'm running, a hardware store, I'm let you work here right and then you open a hardware store cross. The street go fuck yourself, you dead to me, and he never talk. Were again, which I can understand being pissed off, but never talk to her again. I mean after he had like a twenty year. Fuckin friendship is gonna weird, but if read some of the autobiographies about his mom and what the fuck she did to him in a kind of makes sense so anyway, she had not been on the tonight show since january. for whatever reason, when leno had it and never worked out where she got on the show, I don't think J anything against the she just never did show so failings. Sydney brings arena. This is the first time she'd been on the tonight show in like twenty or twenty five years and and Jimmy took out up a photo of her where she's on the tonight show Johnny Carson, it's johnny Carson would, like you know black. brown hair and not even what one grey or white hair on top of his head

and she saw it, she goes all my god. She goes that's. My second appearance on the tonight show that was nineteen sixty five, so she base it. She did panel talk, show panel for almost half a century, I mean you talking about, I don't know in the the mount rushmore comedy. I think you gotta put her in there. You have to so anyway. It's just. I remember when I saw the documentary of her and she had, though, that fucking card catalogue of, like literally a library card catalog with all these jokes, all these different topics and to be able to to last and be relevant. Does nothing to a she never got like. you know you'll, see. Legendary comic suggest stato change with the times in their crowd. They keep getting older and their crowd keeps getting older and I think what real He is a benchmark.

for you is an artist is if, despite the fact you keep getting old, you keep you it's like every new generation like your servant and you catch that wave every fuckin time and if you want to go, dear. You would see people from there too. Please all away up to her age. You see that was acts like neil young, this very few, The artists that do that and the only ones who do it are the ones that continue to, I feel continue to grow and and they stay current or you just continue doing what you do and you what? What you do you do it so fucking, well that it remains undeniable and, to me that's a he d c and their fuckin hilarious about their body of work and at one time somebody was gave him a little bit of a dig in an interview going like you know. You ve made this same out album seven.

In times in a row and then one when the boughs, like you know what that's bullshit, that's bullshit, we ve done it. Eighteen. Times in a row and they all and everybody in the band laughed, and does that mean I there might even be harder than fuckin stayin relevant is to do the same sort of thing. long in a rough but anyway, so huge, huge, huge, fuckin, huge loss without a doubt the real deal so deftly. I miss joan river, so anyways. What that does. This is a comedy writing thing here. Something brought this up ghosts. Writer hello bill. Sorry, I don't have any funding nickname to give you you said I wanted to get you take on, goes writers for comedians. Would you fault? a comedian who has a ghost writer and or our ghosts writers, a commonly known part of spain of comedy, especially for coming. Instead, our well known slash establish thanks and dont go fuck yourself like this guy. He went. He took a left, her no nickname.

Then tell me to go. Fuck myself let's see what I fault any comedian, always a ghost writer you I dont look at them the same as a comical actually wrote all of their own material, absolutely absent these people are right there. A material, and then they get a tv or a movie. Rare and they want to keep going out on the road you, they don't have time to build up an act. The smart thing to do is to go out and get a fucking writing staff, and if that works view that works for you personally, I don't look at you the same way anymore, because to me a comedian pure comedian is writing all their own jokes and vienna. Be there's people do that. There are people that farm around they sit in the back and they write down things that they say

You know it goes all the way. From my you know the comedy vous version of get you get a little boost. chair at the table all away. To their karen, you off the field like fuckin kellan, winslow out one, deal, so I think it all depends on the level that you do it. I mean I am also speaking on a school here cause I've. Never done that. So I dont know how much of the hour that being what somebody else wrote that you then added your own spin on, but you know I don't think gum unique in that takes a little law. the little shine off the apple for me, where, wherever the fuck, an expression is, if I find out the person actually have writers cosette, I'm sitting there go. Why how much is this your thought or, as is somebody else's thought and then that you paid for so yeah now, but people definitely have them.

and having said all that, I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing to do to smart thing to do, because nowadays with the internet, how, you think it's made and then nobody pays for it. I mean going. on the road tap dance and for your fuckin lunch you mean you, gotta have an act right right advice, dear billy Bob needs girl advice, I recently struck up conversation with a very attractive young lady on the train. The other day we talked for practically the a forty five minutes train right, I'm twenty eight, but she was only twenty. Despite the Is difference she was very cool and we talked about stand up comedy and how we are both fans of you alright. So what are we talking about here? This is weird way of saying you brought me into a gag. He gave me

there, when one my stop arrived, I left without asking for her number, because I didn't want to be that guy. What guy the guy who finds love the guy gets laid. Either way you a bad guy. You were that guy you with that guy that dns for a number. So he goes oh I'm regretting it. She told me where she works retail- and I want to go there and ask her out so do you think it will come across creepy or sweet If I just showed up for work, announced she might not even be working at the time, but I can leave my number with the co workers. Do not do that any advice loved the podcast go fuck yourself, you know it's not creepy it off. You come in here with a raincoat and you don't want to make eye contact lens hood yeah, that's going to be creepy, we've come walking in and just be like. Listen, it's been, it's been bugging me or, if you remember

I met you on the bus, blah blah blah yeah yeah, whatever needs to listen, has been bugging me from the second. I got off the bus that I didn't ask you for your number, I wanted to ask you three in number, but I don't want to come off like a creep You know I'd love to take out, sometimes just very simple, very honest: all right, don't be all fidgety and awkward. I'll just fuckin go in there. I just state your case right. Now she's, not working, there don't stand outside the place. You know fog and up the fuckin windows waning. Furred show up just come. Why? Can I just say so, and so here now when is she work again, blah blah blah You know our I owe cool. I thank you. What I'm, who can I say, asked the creeping guy from the past whenever I would just gold

that way, but absolutely do that and that whole fuckin thing. I don't want to be that guy you'd be that guy bees I then asked for what he wants be respectful of other people, but you gotta be the guy I owe you gotta, be the way either way we gotta beat a fuckin sought idea. Had you can be, so, respectful and so like not wanting to rock the boat that you never even fuckin. You know but you want the life right, because life doesn't give a shit whether your dreams come true or not right. and a lot of the dreams that you have this isn't what but a lot of the dreams that you have like. I always find it funny that people pray Do a higher power. Oh please! Let me get this job please. But, above all it type a shit. The way this whole fuckin world was set up. If one person made it is if basic if you got a roof over your head in your eating every day, any have drinking water. You, your dream, is fulfilled

so to sit there and asked for a quarter office of this person. You're really just clogging up their phone lines, is at nuts look at our at all in dear billy brain fart, back in december, two thousand oh, I was enlisted in the united states air force, we go into the wild. Blue yonder fly this guy. That's all! I know cassettes only play in the movies right the better the levant about mrs secreted but the euro, the dare put up to do Nothing can stop us air force, how about stronger air force, although right now they want the european ship, they feel like their unstoppable and that's the kind of thing that ends up get you shot down out of the sky.

You have to feel the weak side pressure of the third world countries. I semi planes of disappearing owes to say that these people, don't everything right. Despite being engaged, wait a sec, I got engaged, oh yeah, I guy the fucking air force right being listed. I got engaged to what I thought was the. Any of my dreams, life was good and fortunately, I get stationed out of state and had to move despite being gauge. She opted to stay behind and what was supposed to be temporary. We managed to keep it. park alive for some time until she lost the indeed agent ring in April, two thousand thirteen. Alright, let's stop right there, geyser morons a man, can lose a fuckin ring. The other way a woman can lose a ring, is if she's cleaning it you're, a sink, ok and she doesn't understand ploy

and then later turns on the water and sends it through the J trap right he's gonna feel the we exert pressure on the judge rapporteur for doubt situations What a woman loses a ring, stand like this that so many of us that's the thing the ring they get, the falcon stick it only fuckin girlfriends noses yeah bitch right. They live for that. That's, like you, gettin a game, worn jersey, all right, so she lost a fuckin engage wearing while eventually things by out of control and she May and june of two thousand thirteen saying I deserved better, alright. Well, That means either she doesn't love herself and like when I say that

you deserve better what I would immediately think as such. If I woman ever said that to me, that's like I, you fucked around on me and how many times anyways this put, in a huge stay of depression, to which I credit your pockets for help me out. Thank you. We welcome come to find out she. Well, she bang for different guys from june to august. There you go, Is it just the one she admitted to ok, that's like when you come home board their drunk. the high school in your parents. Garments bears he had how many? What do you say to You're really should facial say for, and she said for so what does that mean? She had a twelve package, dick right in august, she came back into my life after she said she went. She too went through a debate and she was living even further away now, but still want to try and make things work. Some type of way

I leave february of this year. I got the chance we were waiting on. I went house hunting, oh Jesus dude. What are you doing where she lived in it to in attempt to make things right come to find out she had been banging a merry guy with kids and also talk Is someone else telling me. wait and also talking to someone else, while telling me she wanted me I confronted earned. You basically said all I'll ever be to her. Is a fucking face time friend why you confronted her and she said all And she said all I'll ever be to her is a fucking face time friend a week ago she called me and now she wants to be friends again. I love this girl. That is your problem, sir. That is only reason why you're writing made, because everything is saying this is a joke. You decision, because I love this guy.

Very much, despite what she's done to me kind of like eating sugar, it's good, but it fuck you in the long My question to you is: do I throw off? ships in this time or do I fold then? Yes, I'm prob. we in any either way thanks for the laughs and go fuck yourself, ps. Do a show in mississippi already Jesus Christ build that's on my bucket list. I'm gonna do one down. There are eight here's the deal do this is the deal your heart is clouding. Your brain right now are right and is a great expression that somebody said that therapy told him one time they said I dont. Let chaos live in my life right. This is the deal. Ok. She has come from some sort of unhealthy fuckin background where she feels that

she's got some sort of low self esteem thing. I'm guessing. She just thinks that she's, a piece of shit probably doesn't deserve a great guy, like you so sure literally went out and sabotaged it, probably because she's being around a budget dysfunctional fuck people. So when she actually found somebody outside, four wheel house. She ran back to the cook the comfort of that dysfunctional horseshit are right. That is not your fucking problem. Ok, when you're trying to find the person that is supposed to fuck and be with. You have to find somebody that is his right is rain right. That's why you asked two questions. Are you pay? still together, what are your relationship like all the red flags, both from and women listen to this thing. Ok, if they have issues with their fuckin parents and they don't fuckin, speak to them I have a lot of anger issues towards their family. Fucking walk, walk right. If you are young you drafted in the first round. Ok, ok, that's the DES bryant pick like fun.

Bilbil he passed on that one and everyone's like do. What are you talking about? That's a fuckin ten then look at a nazi. The duties and attend that says that a world class financially, but all that the baggage that comes with then worship you gotta, look at it like that. So what you need to do is you know Aren't you gonna compared to sugar, you wanna get over your sugar addiction. Just go cold turkey aright six days, fuckin in if you're going to start to turn and you're going to be looking at candy and cake and pies going why the fuck would I ever eat that because it's out of your system and that's it look at her white of what I ever eat that yeah do that the mother, kids, man. You know that right there the hank Williams song waiting to be written. If you marry her and you have kids with her all right, I mean do that that that's the kind of woman that could turn you into a fucking alcohol.

You need to walk away all right I want you live in mississippi, see you understood that fuckin hank Williams, reference aright walk away, and and stay single for a while until you get that craven. Are you? Could it's not fair feeding into another relationship with that shit there you don't wanna bill. How do you know all this shit because I'm a fucking piece of shit, I've done and I've been all of these. All of these questions. I've been both people. I've been the person that fucked around I've been the person that got fucked around on a made horrible fucking decisions in all of that, it wasn't until I finally fucking decided. to you know stop surrounded myself with fucking people that reminded me of people that I grew up with actually tried to create a culture of the locker room. So that's what you need to do. You know

to you need to draft character. First, alright, there's plenty of beautiful women that came from wonderful and those, though that's the one, that's the keeper right eye. What does she? Okay? A woman like this is fucking your brains out. I know she is ok and that's the sugar right there. Okay, so you gotta let that go. Alright! Here's the deal next time, you think but collar rub one out, I'm dead series fuckin rub one now and then, second you're done. I bet as your orgasm you're going to this, you gotta to be the ah that got it in color. That's what's going to happen alright and remember that thought alright single for a week, dear Billy, buzz ball, and the lovely knee if she's available she is, and unfortunately it goes. I am twenty two years old dating a nineteen year old girl

who goes to school and our away right. We ve been dating. Since or freshman year, and we ve been able to me tina, very loving relationship while maintaining our own independent lives outside of Jesus. What you go wrong, before I decided to get serious with her. I bow to remind myself that there may be a point where I have to let her go considering the drastic changes that go on it miss amidst the college years. If it works, I was there. I will be immensely happy, but if she needs time to grow that I love her enough to be content with giving her that time, you sit. like you're, her first serious relationship recently. She expressed a curiosity. What would be like if she wasn't in a relationship in college, mine immediately went to something that you set on a recent podcast about the issue. one shall dicks that girls need to suck in college. I said that I don't

I said that I say that anyway, although you'd be a shit poet, I knew you would I know what you're getting at so we decided that we take a week off and drop the maintenance. A long distance one. Our relationship, so she could experience for single self in college, we said no hooking up when she expressed at our intentions were not to get with other dude I do actually believer, but you never know it was more about handling adversity at school. Without me and two The overall take a break from the long distance responsibilities. Like I said, although it's hard Did emotion, prepare myself knowing that she may eventually change your mind, need space. I, like me, is your opinion on the idea of the weak, breakin overall situation. the podcast and you fuckin crusted at the chicago oddball show, and it was a privilege

to use your act thanks again and go fuck yourself. What's funny, that's the fuckin show I got shit about anyways. I wanted by the way, if you find that blogger do not write a bunch of negative shit like folk. You, you fuckin contact, as all that does is just feed into what their writing. Ok, if you want to look at it, look at it, but please because if I was to meet that person, I would not talk to that person that way I wouldn't I would listen to what they were saying. I would state my case, and that would be it all right here we go. Don't think a week as long enough a long enough time. The problem is when you get your relationship, this series at that young of age. You know, if you, dating a year. You met her when she was eighteen. You matters a freshman, so she went from the first eighteen years of her life of you being in the nest with her parents she's finally out on our own, and then she mealy gets into a relationship she

You know who she is. You know, him and so, and I don't think you can do that in a week. I don't I don't you know some people can do. It only need a couple of or something you know me people in college and then they marry their college. Sweetheart not set their fine with it now than other people. You don't need to fuck it make a bunch of us thanks to their twenties thirties and into their forties all depends. So I think you guys are going to have to figure this out. But there is, Well, that's an amazing time in your life. When you move out and

All of a sudden like hey, I can stay up as late as I want to hear. I can eat whatever I want to. I can drink as much as I want to drink, and then you have to learn how to be apparent to yourself to say: eh fuck it it's time to go to bed, don't take this lie here, you drive and don't drink and drive dude, you don't have a condom or if you're a woman, he doesn't have a car now walk away like learning, not a walk away. As you know, in those dumb situations can mean that those a life altering fuckin moments, because horrible horrible fucking things can happen in those moments in you'd need to. I am speaking myself I feel like you need to to learn those things, and I don't think you can. Without in a week. So I I would just have a serious conversation with her about that. You know, and it's hard for me to really give you a tell you exactly what to do, because my whole life experience is superimposed.

in informing everything that I'm saying. So, I'm not you guys. I didn't have yoga guys upbringing, there's a lot of people that mary their college sweethearts and live happily ever fuck and after and then they don't have to go through all the fuckin drama that I so I think you guys you too have conversation about it and honest conversation and see where the chips fall. And then fuck and act on it. That's it good luck and god bless america. anyways. That is the year of fuck, that I even read the other. I read the other advertising here and then maybe tell another quick story: or am I just saying that I have another quick story to tell you so you ll actually listener this fuckin advertising, so I won't get shit. Who knows these other interesting questions answered next week on the Monday morning: podcast stamps dot com- everybody computers are designed to running a business easier, including your mailing, an shipping just use

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Look we too, and I want to make some predictions- and this is the thing I have no idea who won although I will tell you, seattle look fucking unbelievable and I love that fill c p carol got busted whatever the fuck he's doing, I thought I'd get busted him he's got. Parsifal was havin a practice like with pads honor. He s full contact before he should have do that. Guy, you look I I've never been more wrong about somebody, then p kara, maybe drew bledsoe. We chose to Brady over drew bledsoe after we won our first one and we traded him to the buffalo bills. I was like that guy's going to come back to haunt us. I was wrong. It never happened and pete Carroll I was one of those guys go and you know, even after was doing well at u s c! I was like do you know where you get all he's, not a pro coach. You know, and I can say that having never coached a fucking pro in a fucking pop warner game,

that guy is psychologically driven and in you know those guys could win it again. If he's gonna fuck be that much of a maniac that, like any make. That move to me says three days after the superbowl, his wife in the other room cry going, are you all right He was already is it over with axes and in front of his fuckin eyes? I think it's great that level, commitment, although I have to say the championship ring that they aid for their own fans, I mean it's just. I can't do that. Goose chills? When you look at that, my god,

king ball, washing and everybody is bought into how flocking loud they are. You could take jackson, jill jackson jill jackson, phil jack and jill jackson, jacksonville jaguars. and put him in seattle stadium, and they would be just as loud. I chair, Ellen javary anna fell fast to go to a game there, stairs then, in that crowd. Listen to how loud it is and then turn around and look at people cheering just look at him, I don't feel like faculties, create they just cheering what they all I did was brilliant because it was an illegal and I in every other owner is gonna. Do it around the nfl unless they do something about that stadium, which woody I do about it. It's already fuckin built Did you just was brilliant he's like contain this fuckin noise in rain it back down on the failed.

I'm not saying the not great fence but Jesus Christ. Could you pat yourselves in the back any more my guide? I know I keep those and I get total respect for pete Carroll and your football program up there. Obviously a program franchise up there. I think you guys, I mean I dunno it's obvious the little football that I watched. It seems once again that it's no brainer that d, the superbowl champion but once again is coming to the end of Sea- and I'll, tell you why your bubble football fan, I gotta, be look into that first match up with deeds. Battle seahawks against those san francisco, before forty niners cared to forty nine years, moreover, the hope for me. This is the question I mean there's rumours that Zimbabwe is losing the locker room. How can you sit and watch that anyways alright, let's get to the let's get to the weak to the schedule for now,

week that see if you can find it, but the fox skin, Those are right, standing stats where the fuck is weak to match ups. You know what I these students. Can you make it easy? reflect an old guy scouting combine draft play off ploughs teams, schedule a regular season schedule right there. Okay, here we go here, we go week to what the Bab bou Bou to do, all the giants played alliance tonight in Detroit? I have no idea was gonna win that I don't understand why everybody's questioning eli manning we fuck unsuitable there's? A guy get a win. All this money does not play the position anymore, fuck in new york media. That's the problem. You get fifteen papers, all one town they gotta be cuts constantly stirring up shit now that they don't do an impostor

Believe me. I know they do all right here we go. This is all week once stuff ways week to the fuck. Is it Robert once it is yell at your computer. exercise triumph. This is this is why this is why, fucking assist. I gotta do something here, because this should not be this difficult september. Four, through the knife. complete wheat one schedule where the fuck is the weak to schedule? Your comments? Can I scroll this way? This is bad This is really busy awful. I was it right here now that isn't it I gotta talk to you guys anymore, Jesus fucking Christ. I can't I don't want you to get him running at my picks anyway. You do

and my pigs anyway. Don't I know if I could say allowing you know I'll, give you my predictions for week to week to pre game. Ball analysis now off. england, where our shock legally last week, they lost decisively to these. I am a dolphins of the dolphin miami county, Dane wade, fucking area cup. I'll, tell you! Why not be what it is going to happen when they come in and they play the fuckin live austin city isotopes. What it takes good abu tell you. I know, you know I mean you'll, be look. We all know what Tom Brady could do. We all now build. well check. Is a genius, but I'll tell you right now. I mean him eagerly detail it or no child. I make you happy you gotta be concerned. Second haven't me: they're all dead, It's gonna be a lot of that shit they lose today. They were all too

I saw like liking. It can be doing that for a fuckin. Our not for an hour. They'll do for a little bit that they're gonna were I to know what the fuck are they going to talk about. I see the world through my team and I, well that they're going to be doing that shit or you can just skip all of that and you can go fuck and workout at the gym. Right, go for a hike with your fucking dog or some shit, and he can come back the wonderful world of fucking devia. You can come back an hour before the game after the game started. He just plow through all the fuck and a half time everything and just get ready the third quarter right. Let your wife watched a real housewives during the first half, you know, and you just make

will you go out to the Jimmy just say: listen, sweet! Aren't you grab by a handful of hair, the back of your head, you foolish and if vulcan shut after recording, I swear to god I mean: have you live under the coffee table snuffed joking joking blogger worlds anyway, supply cast for this week go fuck yourselves. I will talk to you next week and my prediction tonight is giants we get off to a slow start, a notorious slow start with these, troy lions of the fucking greater Lyon area code have been gradually improving throughout the years, but do the turks I have No idea. I have no idea for some

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