Hey, what's going on it's bill bar and it's time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast dad was gone. Chicken in on you, I know what all you can to sail for good Friday. Why did you call it is taken up your Fuckin moms box over the airport? Guess I'll tell you why I write make I feel guilty I didn't do yesterday caused a funeral right. You self centered counts but our back our backing second in on you in any it on and even more fun day. Taking all bill? Why don't you do it even earlier Friday morning the funeral just day, while I just did a four hour tor, on the other radio promoting my yeah, my run

throughout the MID west awry, Gonna be informed way, Dayton Cincinnati so any cash on man do for wages they gained in tat. If touch, we said, guide, Columbus, Cleveland Grey. Rapids Milwaukee me the Apple of Chicago Pittsburgh? I'm sure I forgot something else, so why would bring Fuckin comedy all the way through their right, they, So that's. Why should I, whatever it's Friday, and I got some shit to talk about it and I got a you know. I fucked up. You know when Yet the thing you know you get the registration every year for your car and then you get the little sticker to on your plate. I'm usually so good about that. I cant find the fuckin stickers and today's today today is the day after today, I'll get

fucking guy has halved Avenant today, but I'll get a fucking ticket. So why Jesus I gotta go back down the factory. I know it's somewhere that no shit on my mind. Desk great knowledge, guys I've used to read that Fuckin comic strip about that bird shoe more desolate. That's what my desk looks like right now, so I gotta, were I gotta get that fixed. You guys checked it out that Fuckin Khartoum. Comic Strip from newspapers that nobody, even fuckin reads anymore. It's good to do this. That's nice visual Pierre, when you're in a visual median billets, always go to bring up a comic strip from thirty fucking years ago. Sorry, I'm a little grumpy from look rapid from flying here of speaking flying right. So I flew Chicago than ever, get on a puddle jumper for the funeral

And I was sitting next to the sky, yet I had on its that I love Jesus. He hadn t Carol Khakis, it's fuckin all guy, then Israel, and he's reading this religious book. I swear to God. He was underlining almost every fucking sentence and then he was writing shit down next to me right we're like shoulder to shoulder- and Little le this little pet, shopper. Hang on hang on one second, what's the matter. You got ass. We southern I'll hold on hang on the lovely NEA holder. I really wish I recorded that because I actually was right for once. Anyways. Twenty years ago The precarious fucking dog is on then, is a really underlines religious thing, a cake and I'm just sitting there, the old, maybe like our wall J here, as you know this guy with his religion. I was actually said that going. You know what I but he's a great guy he's, a decent human being, and this keeps and keeps in that way, so God bless him. The rose. I add that positive thought all of a sudden, this fuckin guy

I note with him, I don't know with him, but I'm pretty sure was he just fuck. Just what is old man fart go. At age, you smell like. Just imagine farting in an attic is Europe I get to describe it. Air was like mothballs: all toys The greatest generation fart like my guy, like did not even try to hide it. I just put ice. I literally said: oh, my god, put my shirt. Oh, I knows right in a fucking. Why he doesn't even addressing? Does a fifty minutes, fuckin flight aright we'll go up, become a right back down like we're going to Vegas, except I'm going to a funeral. So it's not a fuckin fund type in this fucking guy right right. We re crews and attitude. He does it again. Hey rips, another one,

Am I stared at the side of his head? I know we can feel me, then he won't fucking. Look how many still underline- and all this you know- fuckin Jesus shit,. And I, like you gotta, be fucking today- was ungodly. Hard boiled eggs in a fight, in our house. All right, it was flocking horrific. I note with him. You know, I knows him because the smell was so fuck in bed and he was sitting there not reacting to shit all right. Dorothy was turning the other cheek, some religious shit, no pun intended there. I don't know what the fuck you do, but I am ninety nine percent sure that it was him like what the fuck too. How this would be unacceptable and across country Flight New York? To allay this, guy he's done this on a puddle jumper fifty minutes flight. Leave in Chicago right. Then we did this said and this mother fucking time and at this point.

Fifty minutes now I gotta find my guy. You want. You want to fuck and play obeyed. You wanna there the fuck rip one to buy I couldn't get myself to do because, unlike what, if. What, if it isn't him, what have you so fuck and all the kids smell anything any more. It had been here because the people in front of you were young and do this fuckin guy, my Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, this guy, like eating three times in a fifty minutes, fuckin flight Through their reminding everyone with this government, I did a showcase Doubt it comedy store, to be able to do a half hour on Showtime Array be always huge. Like twelve years ago, I'm living in new york- and, oh, my god, my God, this is this gave him make a break me, so it's fucking Showcase

First, I gotta fly myself out there. So already Amato pocket already. This is something that I totally one and now my pocket. I gotta pay for this fuckin plane ticket. I had to cancel money gigs and I fly out to do this. Fuckin thing: put myself up, get the rental car the whole fuckin thing hemorrhaging cash, but this is big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow right. So it's down at the comedy store in the earth the two thousand and I fuckin show up and this like fucking five people in the crowd right there was two white people. Another was his black eyes sitting at between these two white girls. And I go on first, I thought can go up there and I'm up there. In the whole time of day, the black guy is talking to the two white girls and they laughed and blah blah blah blah blah. So you know I'm addressing it. Synagogues, great man flew away across the country. To do it. I followed five people did a few more jokes little.

It's a laughter, I'm just address and what's goin on right, so I get off. Completely like gas Jesus Christ like this is fucking written this. It's not gonna, fuckin showcase can bullshit is what it was I going to back. I stand other hallway and the guy run of the thing comes out to me right. The big shot run in the thing any just goes, he does so. Ten times. Said Isabel. Remind me of the fourth thing, my set three times in a fifty minutes like this guy, for this guy goes to make us seven times. Having times Whatever was ten minutes said fifty minutes that one of the fuck I had to do, I guess it enough to do the whole half hour. I probably said: Lucian, it's a showcase right, public ten fifteen minutes it is seven times in fifteen minutes set You addressed how People were in the crowd, you don't you didn't, have turned the people to cry like airy.

What are we doing here and they can only it's like we're in the back. We could hear the material for global, blue blue and he just fuckin sit and I'm just looking at the guy anymore. Where do we go? She still in the running you still in the running to get a special, and that's what I wanted to grab him by the throat and rip out his fuckin voice box ringing. Still in the running you fat can, do you think I'm can stand here. Wait for you to tell me on head with your magic wand. You can make it now. Michael you little Fairy dust army or now one valid you stupid com, This is your fuckin showcase you for dump. You should a pact. The Fuckin, Rome ass was due stadium for five back. I wish I said that, but I didn't I just there and took it the same way. I took it from that. Fuckin old man aren't giving. He fought world war too. If he wasn't on the front fuckin lines with a flame, thrower fuck him. Fuckin people into Jesus.

So I would Jesus teaches you the fuckin far three times on a fifteen minute, puddle jumper and not even a dress. It use fucking funny too The air is pressurize to its left for container when Europe there right. So I bet it was spread. Not even further was at all packed in. You know: you're fart euphoria work in sea level, you're gonna make you got aloof. There is a little more compact right, I might be off here, but you know that we have an empty water bottle with the captain. Right as you started, descended starts to implode, bright cause because the air on the outside is more fuckin dead. Gotta fill up that space through this I find it like inside their fuckin dead, pocket bottled. Why empty bottled water? Nothing Open fuckin lanes got itself. And gross. Do you realise when you ve smelling somebody's FARC? There was air. There was. Wrapped in their flocking guts. That's what

For now it's in you it's in You it wanted to your bloodstream and its fuel in your fuckin body. Go up to your brain. This fuckin guys. Korean Wharf career conflict, farts three fuckin time and every time I look at them like what the fuck at sea on the corner of his on the corner of his Brill. It said I love Jesus. I love Jesus. What a y know in foreign here you go Gulf GUT, I actually wanted to do. I wanted to reach down for telecoms. Gonna die my shoes like an Schwarzenegger Raw deal when he elbow Fuckin black do not put the Fuckin Panama Jack, had on his head down. The rub. My friend he's dead, tired You have ever that than a climb down the lane, and here I would have done that landed, writing Fuckin Lake Michigan Europe I give a fuck hypothermia, then I say

The bottom Michigan doesn't give up its dead Lake Michigan does not give up its dead. You go down. Said they never see again, but you don't get it by a shark. You decided to teach at it. Well then, you get that warm peaceful failing. You know. Then you wish, like all you know, maybe I didn't kill it Oh Jesus guy wish I read that book and I had that hat and those for pants on stupid, old man, I could. He had got no He's gonna go to the purely gauge she's gettin in seconds. Watch. It funny he publishes like a fucking. Learning a jack was probably made some fuckin big girls back skin right, some fuckin serial killer. Maybe that's no smelling from your fuckin body partners, goddamn fuckin, sock. Anyway, so I'm back from the MID west. The amount

asked the ways a match. What of what a great guy man, what an absolute so It was worthwhile as she knows it was sad and uplifting. As you know, the guy lived a great life, but everyone was so sad that we work in the same again Enough time had passed between me sit next to the guy farmers, fuckin brains out, Maybe so old he couldn't control and he was embarrassing. Only I'd like those depends on. I know he didn't shit himself. Xvi shut himself like the fuckin, The windows were blown out of nothing. So anyway, let's get on with the Thursday. How are we going? That's my week was going. You know. I'm gonna do this fucking targets and acting work next week, and I can't find the stickers to put on my license plate so were a lot of should going on, but I do not get a chance do when I was flying back. I got to watch the the ass rose In the royal series stories

to tell the first game when it's gonna be like somebody usually brings the juicy one, uneatable fuckin guy right, You have no idea what you always great was fox sports. They get. He rose. Do any analysis. He was fuckin. Crash in it. Just totally being PETE rose he's like the guy. I met one. I ever tell you guys that story when I had my site those photos, you know he is using its Caesar's any sides right, I was with lie. Had five minutes, greatest hinder of all time right. Come on Sis II, which that he created draft kings or fender awesome there would be any became a fuckin billionaire. Unbelievable. You know I'll fan dual draft kinda fuck up right now. If they Just admitted that they were gambling did the whole thing would go away other than that. There's no story that stupid scandal whether Godaddy inside information people, it's fucking door of kings,

gambled through fan, dual the maid, hundreds, thousands does. What inside information could you have. They pay off a referee. How do you get inside information? They talk into somebody their place in a league, so quarterbacks. Some tea may pay him off the. When a couple hundred does make any statement, any fuckin inside information oh fuck away, they did they did they just had the decency tonight. Gamble within their own site. They went to another one and they fuckin one. That's all right I saw the girl runs draft kings. He was on tv trying to explain why draft kings is a game. Is skill versus bedding against the line because, well you bet against the line, is fifty fifty. You know you the one he like. It's not fifty. Fifty A gambled in your life, bet against spread. You'll lose. You can win that weak, but if it's fifty fifty, why would they even be a sports book

We keep handed back the same Fuckin hundred bucks over and over again Like all this thing, you know if you just go pick a bunch of players, you don't know what you're doing somebody was better scale than you will win every time like that's the loophole which is fucking true, but it's still gambling. Because, in the end, it's like yeah and then when I lose to that guy, I lose money. Because I wager that I was gonna be better than the one comes down to is why they gave me shit and why they stopped advertising one hears. They didn't want me to call a gambling, even though they knew what was fuckin gambling because date they fucking, stay in business with the leagues. And the legs, the fact whores that they are are trying scoop up all this easy fuckin money through gambling, as they browbeat their own fuckin players about it. They were which, whatever I mean: that's, that's the american FUCK, that's actually the human way, but to sit there is too

to be as transparent as it did. You just obviously be what the fuck it isn't this to sit there and be an apple and that there be an arm up like a banana You're, not none of it. It's not a fruit? I'm a banana, see apple. You know you. Disease can bite right into an you write to the fruit of a banana. You got appealing. The fruits on the inside. So it's not a fruit. You know, I really think The biggest problem with fanned all draft kings is that the young, bull that always there came up with this thing and now both those companies are worth a billion dollars each and I think they're, so young and came out of nowhere that they didn't know what palms to Greece when you're and a national gambling site. You know me there's all kinds of fuckin town cars that have to pull up and you gotta be handing them little packages of fuckin money in blah blah blah

the so everybody will look the other fuckin way. You know me: cause is bad, is what fanned duly draft kings are doing. What the what those can cancer awareness. People are doing all right, will they get in bed with them and then they they sell it to you as though, by this pig, Jersey and all the money. From this, when I say a portion, I mean you think more money than not is go towards actual cancer victims rights find out it's like fucking, eight percent and then percent goes to the pink right. And she's gonna make her six hundred fifty grand of Fucking year and they got all their infrastructure and it all trick was not even research. It just awareness thou. Good thing- is perverted zairean I sell tickets is bad what the pink Ladys do it, but I'll tell you right now: the NFL man, the walls, clothes in it, you got

pink horse should go on one side you're in bed with the sports book. Right now We say no, because you make ESPN so much fuckin money. He asked it's going to sit there. What are they gonna talk about Tom, Brady and Fucking air pressure? I had beaten at the Fuckin death Jesus Christ, who would know better about hypocrisy that a fuckin hypocrite like me, How far is artless read a little bit of advertising here the little that I have left. The little that I have left on the show I have to hum my password. I fuck it up. There we go around But always anybody, why said shoulda await us, the peat rose story. Sorry, let me go Piero story like three old guy. Just went He was gonna, forget it. The peat road story so

He signing in Vegas me liar. There would like that to grace had a revolt time we gotta go. Up to the guy saw works. If you got a buy, something that he then signs and then I'll fuckin talk to fair enough. Forty one hundred more hits than I do, abso fuckin lovely. Let's do it right Or whatever the fuck he has so these two fuckin almost identical pictures in the nineteen seventy five nineteen. Seventy six world series with big red machine went back to back titles to the Red Sox seven games, and then they beat Yankees and for games and both of them. Like anybody you watch, PETE rose play in his hey, the classic him is him rounding second base, his Baddingham flies off and then dives head first and the third base, so the two photos. One was of him doing it against the Red Sox. How what was already live he's like Superman in the air.

Diving safely for a triple or whatever or first the third, on a single to write. God knows: Charlie Hustle probably did that what I don't know what it is I know he sliding into third safely the Yankees want same thing helmet off die through the air gonna be safe. So I said I am a red Sox banning the Red Sox Yankees one. I go. On the Red Sox one. Can you write bill? I'm sorry PETE rose and he immediately just looked up at me with that fucking game, seven! Look in his eyes. When I say can you say I'm sorry just looked at me because I'm not and I laughed still wrote it, and then When I wrote I told the right on the Yankees, want to write bill. Your welcome, then he after he understood the joke and then we started, we actually got to talk to him a little bit and Nobody likes talk a baseball like a guy like that, need to be Will they hit the way that guy FUCK hit? You are literally and encyclopedia him Tony Gwynn TED Williams weight.

All the great hitters of all time. That's what kills you about each euro. Man like I wish I can understand the guy, because I would love to listen. I like to me is bad. Asses is hidden home on hidden for fuckin averages. Cool is rocketing ever you're gonna meet those big. Eyes fuckin hit home runs in. Everybody stands on the same side of the field, because now we can't do anything else other than pull the fuckin ball. You know I like Guy spread all over the fuckin field. Like failing, do the porn stars of Hitler's rice just fucking. Spread all over the place so many ways we actually to talk to him about liking, The toughest guy giving pitch against any actually asked us to guess causes save time you know, he's he's just like Lama can tell us fuckin story again. You know when who founded the semi test, your baseball knowledge, so we're trying to think of everybody would like Dont dries Dale.

Nolan Ryan fucking. What's his face, Tom C o yes, the guy you're fucked, they from Saint Louis Bob Gibson. He was, I know now what oh fuck. It like who he said, Sandy Colfax, It was like really any goes, our man, he goes his curveball and then he D, just imitated the flight of the ball had it basically also like an ark and then just fuckin, just just drop and off the table, and he did it like on both sides like it was like: Matter fuel right hand and left handed in people switch inner firmer correctly, so it did Matt what side of the play he stood on the shit came in like it was. And you're fuckin, we'll house, and then it just fuckin disappeared. So His, it's an old Chemical, not watch ESPN, just to give somebody else a chance, even though foxes fuckin huge. It's like this a mom and pop I'll. Do it by love that he's on there

even though they got that big, we're dragnet. Looking guy who's, this guy, hello people. This is a tv show. He does like that type of humor. It's like our gut. He looks like a fuckin. He looks like a beacon from like nineteen. Fifty five he should be outside abbots field, just really loud, that's without them. Those two guys they come on the cameras. Fuckin moving like some exciting happening, We got we gotta be beyond the highlights everybody. We gotta put a rubber stamp on the sport shelf that doing that fuckin thing so. I don't know always comes on late, I'm like halfway passive out in their fuckin screamin and yelling tray window. What is worse, you know, trailing goes Gazelle, fuckin, sound and his voice. We dislike to where you relax, you're, that plant gestures, The fuck and highlight three the fuck it is, do not read the highlights. What what is what is is it that they do

Did I do what it? What does anybody fucking do? before I do the advertising here. I gotta go off on this fuckin thing. My wife is got me, start watching that shark tank thing and I thought Eight that show I hear these young fresh freeze, kids come in these fuckin jerk off to act like that, the biggest geniuses ever you know, I mean there are billions in his right to the big in the justice shit that they say so: fucking evil forceful. Mark Cuban sits there. It looks like the short take, I was joking go. This looks like drunk tank, the guy fuck it sits. There always is listening. He slouching and he's got fuck enough full metal jacket. I am in a world of shit. He like looks up. There was eyebrows His mouth is like half open Although it's funny, I love how heartlessly are whether just like? Ok, this is a security thing. Any goes what's yours granted security goes or I don't have a background. You just goes out I love when they do shit like that, but the

the bald can't there when he goes on. These two fresh phrase girls come on right. And they come on. They say that that are what the fuck they make in Bali knows, whatever their making cause for bucks. That's what solid foreign across three dollars to make it and then becomes any like. Oh a well. Let me know how do we get one dollar If one dollar and then I get three forty dollars, you know and they put that pressure on the kids and that there is how fuckin factories leave this country, and you got some crying eight year old, making it for fucking two cents a goddamn month. That also unions, totally took advantage of their position were met, the Balkans to fork and have to deal with both of them? so I dont like that. I don't like the whole fucking thing: hey we're gonna, come of the great idea, yogi you're gonna and by and basically on the thing in the end that the hold the shark? tank like like there,

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It glided the last forty feet that it that that there wasn't like fourteen strides when he knocked that dude out you guys don't like Raffi Torres watch. Animal Quaid, First Raffi Torres Handle is fuckin business against that guy, If you want to somebody, go off on Raffi Torres, listen to your Barton Ex off, I'm sure he had an epic rant on him. And alive Did you talk about Enzo celebrations? When I put put it put it on. I guess I don't hate ESPN, because I like what, Stephen a Smith and what the fuck's his name, their Willie, the whipper, what the fuck's his name, fuck so little to game, show Hosni Great, had to hear the fuck. Today, I can think of his chuck light Dell. I know its not that what the fuck is. His name

Even a small. It's like whew, Webby Wells, fuckin thing, yeah when those fuckin apes there's some Yonah Rollercoaster roller coaster, but you down. If you run. You would anyways your tongue about Enzo Celebrations and Steve. Stephen Smith was dancing around the fact that there's a cultural racial resting underneath there in a controlled by the inner the other fuckin guy there, I simply do doubt whatever's fuckin name, Is- was saying that it was, and I think it one hundred percent is one percent, is all right comes to white and black people like wiping like when you score touchdown he's supposed to act like an astronaut be likely to help where there is one small step provide de la guides stamp for everybody else. That's what you're supposed to do generally speaking, blue, people more look at it like. I did that

all right. The opposite ends of the spectrum, which I If there was more white people, there were unstoppable and sports the white people that ran the league would have less problem. The Enzo dancing. That's too I mean I'm oversimplifying the whole fuckin thing, but you know that is this is kind of a cultural difference where it socially acceptable forget about community that if you are the shit to say that you are the shit it for some reason in the wider community, he spoke to tone it down. Even if you are the shit is supposed to be humble, I what Think that really comes from is upper one percent, a white people. They take all the fuckin money, I mean back in the day they were celebrities, the rock where's the Vanderbilt, the ass, you knew what they fuckin look like

and they had all the money and all the resentment went their way severely where we gotta pull back. Yet what do we have to stop the Enzo Dance and come down the street with their fuckin top ads and shit? We gotta be a little more humble sooner It comes over house and takes all our shit right. So then they came. But corporations right make fuckin head knows things, and then they came up with the whole year. Family sold it off to this cooperation. We don't have the money that we used to have you know the Rockefellers and all of those fuckin people, and I think that's just sort of filters down. You know. Where, if you're, if you're running shit, you you're you wanna like that, It make any sense to it by deftly. I think deftly some race together. You know debate, I think it is. It is also a time issue too you don't like a white person. Since the national anthem is happy, says you know, it's gonna be overrun, Fuckin Europe, basically about what a minute fifty eight seconds. Z would take too long,

right and then you gonna be able to go to commercial and sell you freedoms are generally speaking. You know something black comes yea it out. You might have A couple of commercials? Woe right! You know it's going to be that way. A guy she's gonna get. I do I go see he's already to say he gets their fuckin, two thirds of the time quicker, there you go. Let's make jacket it on. You you I'll be concept a great weekend, everybody's freaking out about the musical interludes here? This is all Andrew Families, the younger fellow. So he knows all the hip new stuff. If I was doing it, it would be like tie a yellow ribbon, round the old oak tree three. Your gears is the musical one day you still want still army a battle, see ribbon

round at all oak tree I'll get on the bus. Forget about us. Put the blame on me. Tony Orlando everybody. You wanna put their annual ipads. Listen to what ironically, I do. I listen to an emotion. We can I cry and think about how old I go. Fuck yourself, you see on Monday, enjoy

Second after the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, progress, it came out on Friday, I bill. How are you I'm a big fan out of Edmonson Alberta, Cow Canada. I've been up there

plans, call the same the greatest hockey. We want a grace. I was on this ever you talk about it in regards to heart. Yes, Edmund Ok, you got fans appear so Paulo Louis E K and come up against he was just up. There are some good food, some good beer, that you know a drink and some women that I feel put Montreal to shape our share. I like that. I like the Ladys, need some advice and if you felt like bringing in the lovely NEA lady. Then by all means do so as a woman's thoughts would be very welcome here. We go fancy to my fiancee, my fiance from Virginia told me recently that one of her fantasies is a threesome with another lady a thing is whenever I bring it up, she gets squeamish about it. I've come up ass to several women that have said they're interested in her as an eye. Is couple when it was time to meet my fight? My fiance pretty much said she didn't want to once

Due to my fiance three months, pregnant with jars AG worn. We don't judge and applaud. Why would you even though you know you're not an airbag, that's actually really hilarious, but how appropriate would it be to have a well I'm sure people have done? I wonder how that would damage the kid damage the clear just. How did you meet the kiddies american here like now taking over her I'm gonna kill become porn. Star university. That they were people read books to the wall. The kid comes out of a can do calculate calculus. You never see what you'll be a play Ok, what comes out he's like fuckin them all right now wait a minute! A baby is not that anyway, can we just keep reading discovery? like a little Tad polina Understand anything, so I don't be effective. At three

is that why looks like an area that pointed what happened during her three months being pregnant when the bands and our other baby looks like a little t rex, those fuckin alien heads are at once? It was due to my fiance being three months pregnant with their first born, and the second time was because I had a crush on said woman. What Jesus Christ give yourself a dog in the fight, sir. So what gives this guy's a moron guy? Is IRAN I'll get what's going on with wow. Fond of girl girl put porn when she rubs one out makes com it's one we're in public about other women being attractive sexually, so she portrays yourself as into them. Yet she and pursue suppose a fantasy, and when I bring it up, she seems off about the whole thing, shape

trying to make it happen, just throw in the towel. Oh yeah, I guess it's going really good, so we give people help during the advice section, yeah she's most likely glowing it gives your methods are obviously a maid she's, most likely saying what, if he didn't mean it, the need, help. You wouldn't even wrote, Rodin and she's my likely saying she's into the three way. To appease me in some work twisted woman way, they see it go fuck yourself all right here we go a week where we are at it is about the stuff goin on here. First of all it yet I can't really say that those were attempts. He tried to have a threesome when you're what You feel say, was three months pregnant with a baby and then secondly, the fact that your retracted to the other. Yet you not not attracted. You are a crush on the other woman, this these rules to having a fine,

in threesome. Some. You know you can't yeah, you can have feelings for the other woman and for the most part you can't climate. So the other one? That's also a problem from I've heard I've never had one I never had you not twice in my life. I could. I had a threesome when I was younger, but I was too fuckin stupid to realize it was going on. I just never seen that go unlike. Why won her girlfriend leave rising, to get laid here then The time I was working in Buffalo and these just put it on the table, they put it table, they basically said well we're like a coalition, I'm ever they use that word and one was hot and the other one look like a free story. Brownstone she was fuck you like a building she's looking for is a grenade. Now, as it was like six three.

About you know another had that ability. I never had their ability to just banged something that I wasn't attract the two issues always disgusting to me. You got himself from what I've heard, Sir I'm nuts that ability to just bang something that I wasn't attract who was always disgusting to me. You got himself from what I've heard, sir. I am not speaking from a yeah a place, experience here, but I will tell you this: if you're gonna have a fight, can threesome, I wouldn't do it with someone who you're in a relationship with, I don't think the relationship as ever the fuckin same I don't know it just it's just a little weird thing. Why think like the issue? that is having with is his wife now Of these sexual fantasies and they're just meant to be fantasy here, then I really necessarily gonna be a reality later.

That she talks about why we with women but has not had the honor but a lot of times. You know people have these sexual fantasies and they're just meant to be fantasy here. They're, not really necessarily gonna, be a reality like just because you you know in your minds I, like all that would be interesting. Doesn't yeah actually gonna go through like a lot of women, have the ring fantasy that doesn't mean they're gonna, go into a fuckin loading dark and lay down a bit like who wants it right, sorry I have male listeners I have to get to. The point here is sure: yeah female is. Yes, though, that doesn't necessarily actually gonna wanna. Do it in your methods of trying to go about it, urges so off the markets, like laugh of arrival, SL. I wanted to have a threesome with you, which I do not don't I do in my head, but I don't I don't wanna! Do it because it's gonna fuck everything up. You really think so. Yes, it's gonna, be fucking, weird scary, weird

it's in organs, the your fuckin, you cross too many you open to many Pandora's box. Whatever the fuck expression. Is you never come back? You don't come back and it's it's like you have to start over again. You'd have to beg era. You don't like. We ve talked about Madonna Madonna when they play like the thousand, Thank you to add to the gayness that bother applying Madonna videos and you talking about her getting fuckin divorced yeah with her tasted men, how you like those was. I was saying like when she wants a husband. She goes like, as there are the alpha male white guy? Why have you now usually very like a macho strong man right? then, when she has her lovers, that's what you as a twenty, something you're old, latin, oh boy, that no one's ever right. That's like her little boy till I so here's the thing this girl is sold out, fuckin, Madison Square Garden, she's

We ve done the fuckin astronaut talk. You know the astronauts ago around the fuckin world. They see how beautiful it is, and then they start crying stoplight. You don't see how much the same thing with their she see too much, so there's no way she's ever gonna be able to keep a marriage coward. Because at any moment, as is, she has to sit there and be unselfish. Listen to this Fuckin square, headed white Guy gas that she likes. She wants to do like to wear that of white. Guys right shows the guy's gonna do not work and give the word need at any moment. She can pull the rip cord still sell out, Madison Square Garden. Then go back some fuckin stud fetish guy if I had those options near, you think I'd be listening to you. I was a boy I go in, and fuckin trade, your ass in for some time can twenty two year old, hang you just are blowing me immediately. Lee I'd be out every second rate. They procedure

Why are we gonna worst shit? Talking of Yad stay, I'd like to say you try and why I oughta. Yet what are you let your had massive what're, you stop having a jerk toned this guy, I was there I was well. I was going to say why don't you let your though the person the year in the relationship with the one you let her life, The way on this, because now you're just becoming like that advice that guy that's putting all those this pressure on her. Does it lead her does lead her open the door to it. If she wants to, if not leave it alone, there's no need. You put this- is what you do this: what you're bad advice again, because you don't know what you're talking about? Yes, I do know what I'm talking about. Ok, you advise here's the self esteem, and I like myself right this- is it alright fuck this! You want this to happen, sir. This is what you gotta do all right. If you will, If you listen to me, I and you let her led the way. It's never gonna happen. Ok, because she's not going to act on the next time you find someone who find you.

As attractive as a couple, do not tell you fuckin fiance about it all right. You tell girl that central, listen, you gonna fuck and make it natural? A coarser into it now type a thing you just make. It seem like it's now go origin Jerry, you go up to the bar and they just make it seem like it happened. Naturally, and then you never tell her the Fuckin secret and then that's it. That's how you do it because right she's not going to take the lead in this guy's all fuckin knees and elbows. She quagmire close, showed the other girl. What gives yeah now just the next and there's a girl, that's fucking interested in you as a couple. Don't tell U wife about and then go up there and just have a fuckin strike. A conversation and just say: listen, do not flirt with me at all, just flirt with her again, Fuckin motor run it and then maybe

go down than what you want to do is try to start the kissing there at the bar. That's not bad advice! Thank you. Thank you see! That's how you do it, because it that this I'm telling you it's not happen. She's, like I like, if I get scared, is lacking, Patsy guy you gotta make it seem like its natural outside you gotta get sneaky there. Sir, that's what I just advocated, fair enough: fair, not forget them

every once in a while. She agrees with me that Jade Fox. I tell I wonder what get off people that people, so I wanted to send you some thoughts, not somebody from a considerate citizen of that America. You have noticed, and so one off on the fat guy

On the on the airplane, I've I've had fat people just talk people general. I try be real considerate of how big, I am. I try to make sure I get an oil seed. I leaned out the aisle you shouldn't have to deal with that actually, you know what's great about this now I can't believe it our fannys anymore, no one that so many of them are a good day. Seems like decent people, how fuckin one kind of a backhanded parliament was that you know I thought they were all pieces is shit, but it turns out most of my most of all right are you may go. He says, I'm a big! guy, I'm usually the fattest guy in the room. No matter where I go, you get timid, aided when, when you're, not the fattest guy in a sort of like the toughest guide town office and goes to another town realises that somebody can kick his ass and his whole world crumbles anyway cease. As my whole families, fat and I've been fat. Since I've been board. Not to make any excuses. I'm just

actually predisposed to it? And I ain't like typical middle American. Middle American, not vegetarian, but not twenty four seven beer and brought see there anyway, I'm fat, I wanted to let you know that now Not all of US baddies are inconsiderate, assholes, the stereotype of the job fat man has been replaced by the selfish asshole, whose fat? When I fly, which is frequently I'd, buy two seats. Nice. My sister is with me: we buy a row of three and all he's bring along our own seat belt, extended. Yes, they sell them. This is This is hilarious in fucking, sad all at the same time, The plane only carries two to three extended and you never want to be the guy who holds up the plane because you can't buckle or worse, get kicked off. Jesus, it's gotta, be embarrassing

God this is disguised, kill me right here this gallery. This is a brilliant email. He's gonna make me never excellent of fat is again I'm actually he's. Now, I'm he's bringing me into their world because Things cause eighty dollars what it's worth eighty dollars to avoid public embarrassment right, absolutely they meta toned down the color of my hair. I would buy a fuckin swimming cap rather than have them stop the flight. Just you know, fat people like me, don't get too bike I in the stage stores is normal people. Yes, I did now that the selection slashed style stuck and they cause more. We pay more for bigger cars. Extra plaintive It's a bigger clothes, among other things. I done the math, but I figure we burn through through furniture faster too. It's the price we pay for the life we lead. Even if it's not occur,

she's choice. Believe me, no one wants to be fat, but that's the cost of doing business. Skies. Fuckin, hilarious, just like how they are added. There are added costs to being a woman, brows, make up pills, etc or gay being gay rights Question mark chaps lube, I don't know or apparent or a pair the logic or whatever, not that it's a stability is. Just our lot life, but you know what I've accepted it. I live. My accordingly. I am not an asshole who imposes on others. I stated the back of any power make sure no one will ever have to walk or sit behind me when I can help it it's the fat I found sway how do you are you dislike this guy you're a Roma situation. I always ask: where do I fit in literally and figuratively whenever they have to eat lunch with my work group about twenty people,

and were seated at a long table. I never said between the table in the wall and I usually set at the end. No, why I'd What I want to make a few people uncomfortable as possible, I don't want anyone to have to squeeze behind me to get out and sitting between two people, just since then, both ups or so I assume Jesus crisis, guys like a fat Gandhi. When I, after carpool with a group and helps to drive or have shot because then, squeezing the other people in the back seat, that thing them, me: hate, fat people, capital letters, hate fat people as that don't seem to realise that their fat, their impulsive and so fish and don't seem to consider that what a normal guy it's that when an Bulgaria is a giant turkey Legged dizzy land it so a lame and kind of funny. I would lay kind of funny, but when a fat guy, that it's disgusting

or maybe they just got fat and never figured it out fatty don't sit there, because now everyone have to squeeze past you like this guy's trash refer people now or They don't act like you're entitled to that. Your arm around your airplanes seat made because it makes you more com, Well, for you makes it more cup. What are you you asshole? keeps going here. Hey if you gotta, eat public, don't smear barbecue, sauce all over your face at the church, picnic or eat more than two doughnuts in a sitting, parentheses airport, You know what, when I swim in public. Rarely I keep my shirt on until the second Where I get in the pool, I dont the elevator, from my hotel room and down the hall to the Hampton in Pool shortlist, because I'm a fact fuck and no one wants to see that I used swim at my shirt on, but somehow that's even worse anyways for what it's worth have a good week,

for the hilarity. You know what a guys all right. You know what I bet there's more fat people like that than than those not. Well, maybe I oughta lay off the fat is for half a second, I'm just doing this, just a fuckin! You know This is what this part gas is it's like a smoker and every once in a while. You just gotta yoga. I don't even know what How do you gonna throw little wet wooden there? That's what that was. I think

the fatties love, I think they're actually really considerate people. I think I was wrong about it the entire time. So that's not what a waste of the backlash, but I have been having a flight all right,

I flew to allay Ex LOS Angeles International Airport that for some reason, if you go beyond Colorado. You just can't get a fuckin direct flight anywhere. I don't. I don't get it. When I was in New York City. I could fly all these places directly. Maybe it's because I was in New York and was only an hour and a half away out of Fuck it now, it just doesn't seem like flying with what it was. I got a fly allay to Phoenix Phoenix to Columbus. All right on: U S so get on the plane, and this too empty seats. Next to me and is getting close, the point where they're going to close the door to the plane I'm excited like holy shit. I'm gonna have this fuckin road, myself, spin eyesight. Stretch out a little bit. Take my carry on stick it under the other chair. This is gonna, be great right before the closed, the door

Lo and behold this fat tubby shit gets on the fucking played. I think it. Oh not me. Please God. Don't pick my rough, you don't do that shit. You just fuckin willing the guide to sit down is he waters? Is fat assed down the falcon I'll? It's him his flock and lady right. So fuckin comes all away up, comes to my row and he's just standing there and I'm hoping he's just standing there cause he's putting the stuff in the overhead compartment. I can literally feel the fuckin heat radiating off of his body from this the two years of mistakes- cities, his goddamn stomach aright what does he? Do you ever hear of it? That role I mean you're wrong, so I gotta get up and what does he do his feet? Let's is fuckin girl sit by the window and then he sits in the middle seat in his fat fuck and tough. Fuckin shit.

This dual was shoved fat. I was sitting behind his back fat. You don't owe me he was fat in round. It was like sitting next to a planet with a head. You know it was like you could the roundness of this guy, Kay so he's trying to be less fat. God bless him. Crosses his arms were not does it just causes fat let to fuck bulge out. Even more into my airspace that I fuckin paid for. In summary, all I thinking is why the fuck did you take the window seat and then post up against his girlfriend? My shoulder was getting hot from his arm. It was on me can guy was on me claustrophobic. They would have to turn the plane around. This is how much the sky was in my chair I think it a whining just take the Fuckin window seat. A fat fuck have a little bit

fuckin consideration your topic, shit. You know with your basketball shorts, like you actually ever played a guardian, Day in your life Spock, legs spread out. Like he's. Gonna give birth to a baby calf. You now. Why don't you sit near the window? You know I realized. After while you didn't see near the window, was he so fuckin fat? He can't he can't He sat by the window, his other fat, let what a blown out the window we already got. Sucked out This topic shit body fuck. It somehow got stuck in the fuselage. Which, if you saw. One wouldn't be a possibility. On believable any setting sitting. There is what kills me. He's sitting there any he's biting his nails. I just want to be like doo doo. Ever stop eating.

Is there a moment in the literally consuming yourself right now. I know I know what you guys think we're hey bill. Why don't you fly first class? Oh yeah? Well, hey, why don't you go fuck yourself Hypothetical person who said that. Ok, I understand I bought a coach see. I know what that means. That means my fuckin needs are gonna be my chest. That means if I'm even slightly leaned forward and the guy in front of you, reclined she's gonna, hit me in the head. I understand that. Ok, I guess. But that doesn't mean that this topic should I should have to pay an extra couple of fuckin grant. Or whatever fifteen on a box. So somebody else's lard isn't in my lap. I am for one one hundred percent behind you have two by two seats when you're on an airplane. Ok, I'm sorry, you're fat. But you major choices.

This is one of the things. This is a good thing you gotta, by to seek you got less money for cookies. Maybe that'll be a goal. Maybe that'll be your bottomed out, but its its absence totally ridiculous, that I have decided merely leaning out into the fucking I'll. Giant, microwave ovens head is out there and then I got a deal with the stewardess going. Stickney Gary scares me shirking ignite sharing a terribly sir I gotta watch, of whom I can start yellin here, I'm in a hotel room again article. Strike against me, they probably builder fuckin file on me I'm leaving out there that the best part the food card comes. Ok, They asked me what a while you know that To do what he wants to drink, he goes. Can I have a coke? Can I have a coke. I want to be a how about a water,

How about a salad you trying to make yourself even fatter during the flight? You know what that soldiers, gonna dude URI, distended fuckin belly, you already cave and put the fuckin trade on this issue. Put the trader, he tried he tried to the trade alma got this fuckin guy. I swear to God. Thoughts- I was thinking- was embarrassing. I was sitting they can like know, I'm so glad this dude gonna die young. You believe that I'm not happy in real life that that's gonna happen, but that's all fucking uncomfortable. I wasn't itself fuckin mad. I was this guy. Absolutely gotta by two seats: people you gotta, do it. I love when they try to leave the fuckin arm up to. I don't play that. I fuckin shave that ham right down, open or Falkenberg worked a fork down fuck. Did he make me uncomfortable you? You want to relax fight

when I put my footing your chest to make your belt even tighter, that's what I do you cut off you circulation deal legs, maybe get up and take a walk this now excuse Fort. You know- and I know this is probably come and often sensitive- we know something. I've been a redhead, my whole life. Nobody gives a shit. We don't get We don't wanna considered handicap cat we're not getting a hippie calves, as always happens when scream or weaken, were not considered handicap. We don't get our parking spaces. These tubs shit there they're all parking spaces now Making a shorter walked through the store making them even fatter. The only positive thing I can say about this guy. Was he only want to Phoenix and he didn't smell. I gotta, given that he didn't smell, I don't know feed fuckin. Not in a goddamn pond, yet are killed. Hundred fish before he got onto the flight. I don't know what he did, but he didn't smell.

But I swear to God. You knock, you know kills me. Is I rancid about this? on the radio here and Columbus inside we called up the radio station set our five eight three, Eight pounds and I love the fly, I'm never listening to this radio station again. Can you believe that this dude actually fell like he was the victim. You know Debbie, like if some wife who got the shit kicked out of a rapid about piece of shit husband for slap in the shit out of her and then some guy causa I got issues with women and I slept the shit out of my wife and I'm never listen to the radio station again it I'll give you a fucking break. Get out. You know what you need to do eat a salad. Go for a walk. You know I have to put money down for a further. The jump just go for a walk, its action, easier to do. Cardio when

not at the gem because we had to Jim at any point you can just get off Walk a hundred yards to your car, you car, is always a hundred yards away when you were got your front door and you walk a mile away. What you can Quaint lay down on the ground, you gonna walk back this two miles easier to miles. Yoda fuckin do or be a topic should be fact that that you're right, ok, but by two seats song of say, right, Do I wish short shorts shown off my milk white legs, offending everybody's eyeballs? I dont have considerate, With Jordan, once come down right of my little white knees. Your listening to the Monday morning, podcasting! Yes, it is insensitive. Doesn't mean it's wrong,

I'm right on this one Africa fairies who listen to this part gas? God bless. You have yourself a Sunday on a Monday right, I understand your emotional leaders, some fuckin bad happened to you. So food is your friend and then you go in there. I get it. I get it. I want you to lose weight. I want you to feel good about yourself, but until right that weight will you're, not you know Spill it into my seat, you gotta by two seats I enough to suffer because you wait. The cookies in the house. That's not my fuckin fault of Jesus bill. We got it

I actually tweeted this week. The fat people are the new second hand smoke. You wanna, be that go outside.