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Thursday Afternoon Monday Podcast 9-29-16

2016-09-29
Bill rambles about white legs, the NFL and anger issues with special guest Michael Rappaport.

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Hey what's goin on its bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast just checking on yeah, I'm just check in Indonesia can hear from the breathing the background. I usually do not. Guess that's not something that I do, but every once in a while, I get a maniac in here somebody who's, fuckin, rare indigo. You might recognize this guy from his own fucking such this may, I could talk about. Sport seek and talk about the hip, hop in the rap. We could talk about the real housewives he's an actor he's a director he's out of breath. Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the biggest Boston sports fans. I've ever met. Welcome. To the plug kiss your friend of mine. Mr Michael report glad to be here billboard how you feel a man. I wish that good hour. I had the words that the Wardsman ship to paint a picture of what what what
What's going on here, like we're sitting on a couch, your cow cheer, you crib, we both have on half, see socks, adze socks. I mean why you went black shorts, almost similar short but different, color coronation, and I'm away. It's like this this is a sad fact that Cyprus or eyes it is this. We have we're probably two of the most undesirable white men. In Hollywood. That's real shit! Maybe in the country like if someone like saw like what does look, this is a sad fact that you tell that woman. You marry one guy fifteen years, and this is what you gonna have like me like this, to be the worst thing for why people ever just across the board like this. The picture of me and Bill Berwin half see socks on dude on barely cover and the guy on the Chrissy ever you you got on you got on you got on head. For me, this is a sorry fuckin, I'm happy to be
the part. I know you requested a come on. You seem like you had some thing that you needed to get our future now this decision for people who are in your world or my world us maybe just pass and via the internet. Yes, I am from the Boston area and I support we have four since we just need one in each sport when a championship, you guys in New York, needs like what fifteen Gary for the free sport rate, sport absolutely examine and anyone think up, a forensic borrow it will steal from Jersey would bring him in Brooklyn. Half of lids is just New York teams. Yeah I've got a problem. I notice on your computer. You have your your face time. Camera cover! yeah. He thinks I'm fine. I do that on. I do that on the tv I dont on everything I were, I would do looking hard. You know they know ones like no one should give people were looking. They wouldn't be those lines, not true you think, Looking for you I'll lose. I forget it was somewhat the tv kind of got busted. So what are you doing in here that need to be covered up just like in your general general,
Day in and day out, because other laptop becomes like this on video camera. So what if I'm here? What, if I'm on a couch and also my wife, comes, we start Bang and ran there's some guy Yahoo Fuckin Rubber one out with his lab code. On a mean, I shouldn't he's get some money do learn amateur porno. Now you have a bit more. If I watch porn I went once is somehow seemingly Robin went out for you in a porno, I dont think anyone's going to be able to get out. I mean I'll, just just footage of me rather one out. I don't need that out there. I don't either in trying to go Disney. I try it on that. I hear you I hear you listen well creepy, but they still can like you do so you keep to tape on for security measures, I hear paranoia. When do I hear you? Why are you so? This is a thing of debt fuck. It too, I think ill of in the fucking future right look. Look. How much should I can store on this fuck I know and who the fuck am I right? Just you know, you're just a regular, freckled cunt walking down the street. That's it just just one of many one of many one of many things dodging the sun. That's it
from palm tree to palm tree out. Here I mean maybe with who, wider leg icily. I gotta we're wider leeway when you're not scared of the sun. The way I am fascinated by then I was a girl. I mean You should be Musha like a sudden like a sun like TAN, ten son, a block sponsorship like you're fucking. White and super. Why, but, like you matched the war color younger, I dont go out in the sun. I mailed height my dog I'll get a little bit of a farmer's freckled. Ten! Sorry did I not this over. Yes, she said Zeb Networking Nano its final. Even on the floor. We ve not sure yet form if you dont quite enough sorry bill was S. Let let s bring out the purple less tell that people what happened. I saw you at a. We were at a very big fancy: Hollywood Party, the other night but low key. It's like that, That party is a low key Hollywood party, because it's a private party with a lot of cool, interesting, sort of different sort of Ellie showbiz.
People but I've. I've gone to forty three or four times, and actually the last time I actually went out was at this party. I've never been to it every time every year, I'm always on the road right HU. I had I made this year. I already have a great time and then you showed up and- and this is about eleven forty five on Saturday and and before I even was able to give you five. We were like twenty feet away. You say what to me now. This is the Gaza. I want to make sure on the same page. It was pretty buzz, but I believe that dude Bilbil a check if he went. Are you having already already wanted everyone greatest of
All times out will you started, and I remember exactly what use it's one of those, and I was about twenty five to thirty for you when you say that you do my before I wear where's your wife, so you could see from twenty five to thirty feet, away three mother Fucker three, it fuck it now and then I went on the bill Bela check granted. Then I said to you, and then I saw you, I want to await a new set diseased fish, so foolish. That's where you not right you now. I wanted. I am here to explain this to you. Billboard, ok, we're not going Reggie when you don't check it out. I want them to go for now. Ok, what I really want to happen nip enough for any good reason: no council, just as good as top rang. What I want to tell you, but you Buffalo, wild wing, fuckin, immediately the order and Jackie. I may tell you my point of view. I want them to go for. No
and then lose the first came back with Tommy and that won't you guys only all fucked up a will we'll be all right now to shape it would then early or a creator of then if they do what they lost too in a row, it taught me a garage upload sitting on what it. What does that mean? I'm just saying TAT S super balls, you got to us are outlets, they say the protocol. I know the patriot areas does not deal with facts, namely that raising fat stay right. That's exactly! We stay right here in the present. Yes, three well, nor his Fuckin Hall of Fame career absolutely like who is this guy? Is it? Is it? Is it Frank Brady, what's his name for me. That's why we re withstand the president. We don't even know this guy's name. Then then I could be heard fuck. Is this guy they just fuck and brought it then I can get to where we are asking. It seem like I dont think Tom Brady is great. That's what I wanted to I come here to tell you I am going to try. Go, I don't worry. You say you're just saying all you want is is Dan Shaughnessy Horseshit,
that's the only because you have your child's undersized fish. So what are you worried about? I'm totally overwhelmed honesty. What are you worried about? I advocated arrest why? I know that, but I gotta be honestly my here, like one of the only uncool giant fears, I've ever met joyful, never talk shit, they don't need to mutual yet, but you do, but I guess you know there is a sadness in your own theirs as it stands is now trying to say is. I know that this is a heavily Boston. Like you, you're you're, core core people. You are you're worldwide, you fucking worldwide. You want on a cloudy toy cape YO, you wanna calmly tool worldwide. That's crazy to me! That's crazy me because it's like that
comedy. I know what happened, but I think I'm I'm so fascinated and respected. A comedy can translate world. Why not all english, but I think that Fuckin does a your worldwide out in your world a lot of freckled cancer. Yes we're round the globe, but you're essence is a Boston. Fuck, truly render guess, you're right, you're, right or on a barrier insulting and try to run away from another boss of approval did right or wrong is called me about you, Boston for current Social Zalm, not you but you're, born and raised in from the suburbs, But what are you? Are you not only that it is a game in which, as you know, the only time I was in Boston was when we first met doing on the heat the heat the first and only time I've ever been a Boston, and you know our Boston thanks you for the fact that many had a now that they're like we had always so that's what you're gonna get now do this just think what happened was. Nobody knew shit about Boston and then goodwill hunting comes out, and then everybody thinks it everybody from from Boston
but from Massachusetts is from South EAST still. Cars deal like apples, you're good at math wishes because two fuckin move. I was, I always say ever since that movie came out all right. I just because, like nuke needs on the blocked and puts on the map only me like that. The black boy brand. You say like that. You guys were proud of new kids on the black normalcy. When we're proud of what we were happy, some local, proud of what we were happy. Some local kids made up of a boy ban does not put a city on the map, I'm just saying they were now why they rig writing table in every championship would just for teams, but the thing that I want to acknowledge and I want you I want to try to get too. I want you to say I love that you said that you ve never been the boss. I haven't only that will in time, and I think that's why one of you say Boston has its inferiority cartoons to New York in sports, and I just can I just finished pleaser. Ok, This is a case, for nobody knows shit about New York in Boston unless you ve been there. I met when I first move that this is how little we know, despite as my much we hated the Yankees it was over,
It's the Yankees. Wasn't the judges within that horse, shit right and even we lost to the Mets, wasn't like the falcon, maybe we'd Madame one time right and it was more. There was no rivalry, it was built, Butner foes happens, it is in what it. Why did you have Calvin sure? I wait what you know, not a baseball guy. Wasn't me where's your interfering in, but let me finish with which guys bill Bucker. Let me finishes, let me finish as yet. How can you like think that that still bugs me, I watch that highlight now and I left, which won the Bognor? What which that I do you know about a baseball game, six game. Six I'll, walk you through it. Ok, what happened? A ground ball went down a fuckin between his legs. I could have stopped with Molly went through a bill. Bucker played for the Red
yeah! Ok, I'm sorry, you know I I I know basque, wonderful, baseline, also, say: ok, I'm sorry got had going. Are you still giving me shit about guys back that all four happen and we won three world cereal since then? Oh, I was just trying to kill or sagoth Stanley CUP championship in an mba cheer. You want. You know right now, you're wearing your high school jack had gone. Remember. Eighty six! I can't get confused based way about. Do that's! Fucking thousand! That's thirty years ago bloody focused stay focused, finishes story that you are telling me. I am for I don't know I want to tell you go. I just want clear and butter could some people you said they might be passive Bay. They may not know the reference they might know the rough none other I've a crazy like Johnson Fumble, the ball for the the Ohio who gives a fuck in nineteen thirty I mean I'm sure the people who live in the Columbus area still devastated guy you're ready. Yes. So when I moved to New York S, how I told you live in New York, I move that and my body goes here
to me whether you live in new york- and I said I live on. Ninety seventh and third just goes to what what's with all the numbers down there, while its like he did not fucking anything about like we don't know it like that inferiority complex, you guys do is now it's manufactured by usb. As I understand it, you want us to you. One is to nobody gives a shit about me. You don't give a shit about New Yorkers New Yorkers It loses all fucking you guys. You underline one, those out of war as a tad stakes and you get you a slice? And you do your heads thieves and it's like you, do yourself in times square right? One of the world's worst flock and places in America. Absolute, absolutely every hip hop video there and there like we made it the fucking eminent store. I'm time squares of fucking arrests are everywhere. Every city must have like, like Hollywood Boulevard is anything but but what are you guys have that similar cheers? Wouldn't you the barriers, but in you're going out like a whole neighborhood, you got cheers you happy
boss. What you see, if you see we say, and yet MILAN level shy, cheesy area here, but it's it's it's for that. You know the betterment of the city's called midtown, but you guys have one street where this happens just trying to get a map. My eggs that did not sign, I shall get in everything else is affected. We don't waste with all that other shit I mean you can go, you can put on a par revere had walked down the free, but other than that. It's a bunch of great bars and people can actually talk. Sport, good food, tremendous food, bunch of characters out their everybody's fuckin funding up. There is really not in support. You aren't into sports you, you would actually love Boston, when I was there for the two or three weeks while we working together, I liked it good restaurants, nice people easy to get around maneuverable
that's the same thing, but will give it to you, my old man. You know maneuverable, you know like you, could take a train. You could get big dead. There's the train right majority said puck, good public transportation, the boss right, you could take cabs, there's olbers, I did all of it. You can walk. I walked, I got lost when you are in a city and you took advantage of, I think of it. It is a city, it's a good city, but there is that sort of thing. Is that a sort of liking or lesser, then sort of feeling that you guys have once we lot again? What do you like? The less comes when you Keyser Science, like we raise a guy like that fucking chick who never A boyfriend then goes like you guys are just intimidated by me. They cared problem and you want to be like. Ladies, you think that maybe you kind of cut
Now that's a leverage. You walk around like ordering a sandwich any just felt like as they were, making the sandwich that they were sitting there. Thinking inferior thoughts to New York, city, Rosanna, sport, that's one of the most self centered thing, your story more, it's eleven united that or any more eleven thirty. And why are you scream near me three and three and not any yeah? You want your wife is like she walked away like everybody's embarrassed. People are now you gotta anybody lobby, and now you're exaggerating yet mean a little bit like three and like your fucking whacked out of my tree, you're talking about three anomaly journal, a glaring, Gimme, shake your hand. Bird like that Mozilla. I know you three, you know I know. Bellowed check is fair to ask. I know Brady's coming I'd, say you're right. That's what I'm saying I have other inferiority complex I'll. Let me us now: it has to do with you during
three. You know sleek constantly shitting on Tom Brady constitutes lavishes Robinson. You face the citadel. Yes, your question: if you walked into that party and we were always carry you gonna tell me said: hello gets my love for you, because you are you actually fuckin you'll go with. If I get you with the good now, I gotta acknowledge your fans because we made a bet that hasn't been dealt with because I've gotten are gonna line is made to. You still owe me a dinner for the NBA final, no just one bit yet beef. You still owe me I know, but I want to acknowledge it is I got your fans few times a day. Did you fuck? in Pay Bilbil Berber his bed. Have you It can bear out this on twitter and you know I don't mind. I tweet Bob Obama, but I'm getting like assent. I want to acknowledge that it hasn't happened but its it. Would you say to scheduling, issue we definitely schedule travelling on travelling you're, moving your grouping, you're overseas maneuverable you'll on buses and rank amongst subways you're in Greece. Now
was in Ireland. I didn't realize you were Greece, ITALY, ITALY on a beach, We want to be equally out again. Rome about have Jain Umbrella, but I mean what was that, like I've never been like, I've been rubbing, Rome and I've been Venice. I've never been to the beaches of ITALY's. Also with what was that trip like the IMF, losses. It was beautiful, it's dreamily towards the food is as good as it is. And when I was in Rome without words. Yet without was in Rome, I couldn't miss. When I was it's incredible when I was on the Multi coast I had to ask around is omby amby. Look. I had the best eggplant parmesan I've ever had in my life when I was there granted, I didn't ordered, but IRAN do you think I just couldn't fuckin missing a diner in Rome. People go what's wrong. You should go.
Florence should go to vanish, you should go to MILAN and all fuckin tweet somebody get now everybody like in any everybody on the internet and whatever you everybody you here is the wrong fuckin thing that you know why you're right, yeah, it's a fucking bullshit. You cannot say Rome, ITALY, you fuck, you're an asshole. How dare you anything you say every single thing. You say it. Its literally like you, you can't unless it's fact checked what I like, get dockers. It's a great like it reminds me a litmus test age. Just you just can't fucking like I actually had lotta comics that you know run into at this point, does have been doing it so long on the fucking old guy man of forty eight now so like lot most when I talk to at least ten years younger than me right cause you know most guys, my age, this point of raw either model, so they re and substitute teachers. Rice right is very few of us still doing comedy clubs so they'll come up.
In a big guy- and I was the only other day- this comic said blah blah blah blah this to me, and I always want to say that one of fact would you listen. There's some negative cunt like that. But then I always go back to like oak as I did I did when I was where you rat in the Fuckin business, so right eye color One thing I do like about Twitter is when I actually read them like a still respond like sports sings I'll go back and forth cassettes fun, but when this the many that shit like I was offended, or you know this facts checking horse shit on my phone can live out. Yet I mean all of that. Only the laugh or just kind of you know glance at its grow by two, wherever, like back in the day like that, shit would like. That would be like, if somebody really came Mammy, it used to really bother me and I had to develop a whole another like like, oh internet. I need to have the war for the internet, you have to work as a first time. Somebody really got me was back the Myspace days, you know
like I had the wall up. If I was on stage and a common clever, now just sit and I'll meet you piece a toast. Your guard stare at somebody hit me fuckin, both barrels dude. I can't remember what the fuck they said, but I still remember the feeling I to go for a walk as with near still and she that to me, she does what it and she basically said you gonna, let that fuck, you should read those things under this is: can you just let this fuckin guy, you don't even know just ruin like an hour, your life, and its took me an hour to come die you know. Just like you know what you're right. This is stupid. So now, when I read I just so. I left not unless it's sports sports, I will go back and forth yeah. I it's it's a new frontier with with with the with the with the Twitter N n n n. You know if you have any sort of pop up all the way with the twitter. Now it's fucking crazy! May you kids in Asia or are you on the Facebook member Myspace TAT? Was a fifteen sixteen years ago Rhino! I love this you know what people book a job.
Our committee is book a job and then they they jump on your twitter and then they scroll back, so we recently got a job and they strolled back in this person's twitter. You know they ve been on Twitter, like five fucking years, ten thousand tweets to tweets oh about about them and they said bad that we say that it was a joke right. It was a joke right, making fun of themselves. They take it out of cod re blob of bloody wars. Shit. I oh yeah, all those people who do you think I can listen to your voice mail. For last month, every Dalia Texel go through all of em shits defined to find they have to read each and everyone to find one. That's not good, God forbid. Anything good out there trying to do is shit cause it's just its click bait and then people will go on it and then all of a sudden like, but I once greatest networks now don't seem to respond to it. Now they great, because everybody's got some shit on their of Jesus Christ. My mind's horrendous might minds. I think it's better to have a horrendous one rather than like butterflies and flowers, and then a couple horrendous once right and it's like what the fuck, but if you just come
with the mean the whole time right they're like gives its it. There's nothing, there's nothing new, like I dont think with you or me that should be your party. I tweet some like that of a deaf ear. What the fuck were you Ben yeah? Now you care you'd need all of a sudden. You follow me more competitive at partly so what's out, what's up with you, man so do finished you you finish the second season. You show up done now, we In writing it now it's all the punch up and editing and all that type of stuff, but you didn't do the voice over. Like eight is, I know it's that shot cause. You don't shoot it, but did you record it? Yes, all records and and and win win win is a second season of of other coming out looking like May of next year, takes tat long. Well it the thing about it was. This was our first season, so they had to see how we were gonna do right. So now like now
we're doing well and the like, and what second sees it, looks like we're already talking about the third season, so there won't be as big a gap. So is what alight as he, I only gave me six right and the reason they gave me six. I think was because, when I went to pitch a cartoon at that time. No committee was doing a car to re, I'm Louie Innocent did one right. What's his face thereof, to build caused the day they all fuck em like it's not like how many there is a bunch of people there done like committees are just as of right now known still on one right, so they were. Back to me, I guess to come in and try. To my version of Louis my version of merit, and I just looked at their shows, is huge fan, going. I'm not gonna fuckin do this better than them right. So I want to be like the third in quarterback, holding the clipboard right that gonna have four can be better Lucia and I'm not gonna fuckin self examine myself like a tie, the part
didn't knowledge should Marin's already doing that right. It's just like I just felt like I didn't see any widow room between those two shells, your toward the, where those two shows like because success allowing because a sex it as successive Marin, you consciously said, I need to do it like a cartoon like like. Oh, I wish I had this idea. I had this idea way back in oh nine, and I pitched too commie central and I wanted to Dumas five minute, vignettes, just crazy shit from my childhood right and they were just like well. You know so and so just did a cartoon was another comedian, Mercosur name right. It didn't do well, yet I want to be like well, you know Warner Brothers did one with the money and that what did pretty well yeah don't like animation, so they just kept getting kicked the curb. And you know I had a couple of one camera things. I try to do some of the oil sunny guys, which are still can only get picked up. They just want getting. Job, so I had this sort of was the fun one right through steeper and I met very fond of wild- was they liked it than they brought on? The great
price from the Simpsons and then we pushed around town. Everybody was looking at us like all these old guys pitch in this Fuckin two from the early seventy Ryan. I then went to adults Wemyss functional areas like the guy. We were pitching to all at least like fifteen to twenty years attempted than the guide. I don't even think he is alive and nineteen. Seventy did he ever tight purple shirt on our opinion, only was cool guy. He was a cool guy. He was just a young guy, so this kind light would be like, if mean the eighties. Or the early ninetys. As some came, and you say: ok, they showed place in nineteen sixty one right. Do you remember when blah blah blah around we combat them when they see spray from mosquitoes around that this region, which is funny now that's coming back with the whatever that fire by raising Eagle Eye Non Eddie, Goliar If your bread physique you there's erratic what is called zika zika, Yo Elliot Zika, Zika jumbo earlier, ways. So yes, just kind of came biogas, so then nobody pick
it up in advance. Was the girl said? Let's just that's Liza producer on network. Do he was in the pitch meetings? That's cool will do like it sold. Besides we're over Netflix. I guess I'm a comic wanna do occasion when they be like ya. Gotta lotta, that's cool, but I think they were thinking go fuck yourself and then they look to the left and, like that's an Alias movie STAR and he believes there so that I think they would just like We'll give you six right, we'll give you sick rice here they do and then fortunately for us while we were doing that both Jack horsemen came out and it blew up right, doubles. You're well, right outside great still show. Is that that's Erin Paul oh right right right, I met the guy the other day in one of those days, a great guy to my apologies, somebody fuck, people in this business presuming forgotten by day. The only thing portable Jack horsemen, so fucking nuts, I love his house I haven't soon as houses to shit. Is it it's he's, got the view. He's got the fuckin pool
I gotta why it's just like. I let every time a watch that show as much as I love all this shit. I duties like this new form of circumstance. You know he did like to close for conflict. Many show and easier asked his fucking prime is trying to get his career again. He does coke and loaded buddy. I love is. He has no shame and there's no animated. Yet what I love, as he watches old episodes of the show and has no shit right and looks at em how great the right Dodi any just goes around advocate funny, yeah and, like you, you see like some. Sometimes I could go to a restaurant is something a Hollywood restaurant. You kind of any other kind of things like that place, right like in a little referencing plan, yeah yeah, that's cool, but due to you, watch it because they have it in the opening Europe credit to the shit and I fucking love is house. I gotta that show out it bojean source Postman's house. One went up for sale. I would Finally, I would go to the open house, the apple juice, just as it was saying, and Armenia bullshit like he could afford it. How many? How many many episode you doing in the second season to you
can to do this shit yeah. Sometimes it is it's more like yeah. Sometimes it is it's more like it's. It's it's one of those things, one it's when its gawain good right, it's Jesus it's easy now we re nominal most fun like we're on the right is wrong and somebody come up with some cool nobody's pigeon on raw laugh and our ass off and you know it's netflix, so it's not like you gotta worry you just glad put it in right. Blood when, when it not working they all those industry. Word start coming out. This isn't packing. Rightly we earn this right. This is in our show right. This is not always in Europe in our palette right, and all that shit when that starts come on out and then it's already like fuckin, you know late in the day and in your going to stay late and sweet, and then you going to come back last night and one thing: I've really
respectful, but I really have way way way more respect now, for is like nobody works harder than shall runners probably worked the hardest and then writers, yeah and dude and its writers man, they fuck it these horror stories like of of comedians! All you tell the story, a story, suburbia they tell the story. Is its eyesight? Do when you get a show runner whose Happily married just doesn't like his or her life. It's like you never go on home, cause they're on TAT. They don't want to leave. They don't want to leave there waitin for their wifi. My show right over there going, sadly, the boss yet and now keep going over and over it and come up with shit to do and he's fucking people will stay there, the anymore they literally like ice endless guy a long time ago. And he was unhappily married in east till Solaris story- how he would go out drinking and then he would drive. As this house and of the light, was still keep driving fuck. Back. I was already afraid enough. There was,
they call me, have told a story. I was already re of freight enough get married, and then he told that story, and I dont know what it was. It was so vivid for some reason, I pictured one of the houses that I grew up in whenever I picture him telling that story, it's me and I'm, DR and by looking at what was the family room living a silhouette of them waken it just like you that's what I think it is just like Jesus Christ. At some point you gotta be, maybe that's a beer fuck it. When I had my first son, I was so sleep deprived. I would leave the house to sleep in my car on the street like I'd work my car in a shady thing and I had a vague navigator, I literally would like I'd, have like a little pillow or like a sweatshirt, just tell wife, he had someone. I got shit to do I gotta meeting whenever it I probably most likely would, but then I would fuckin or I'd leave three hours early or let you know like my meeting, be attending now come on just to sleep in the car, because I was did first kid I had YO
I was. I couldn't see straight, you know it's like bedside. Are you? Are you one of those guys it doesn't do well unless he gets eight hours what better? Now, because having kids will break you from whatever habits you think you have rise far asleep if you'll be broken like what thinking eat eight hours, you know, now. The kids kids role does so they they sleep like teenage or so, but one that when they were younger, that that that for year, yearn to have two years yo you it's it's like
shock to the system for real aid, especially if you have a kid: it's not a big like asleep or invest chiefly in this business too. We have, we know you, you have you it's weird, like the amount of free time we have had so much. That is like panic of. When am I going to get rights thing right? What's on enjoyable? No, it's not a joy about all the things you do not think I go, I'm fucking walk around worried, like you see me out, and you think I'm doing nothing on doing is like stained trying to find like make sure your bath and recital leader like shit myself and like waiting for the following. I know that's what they that some better that long term goes. Anybody in this business is a professional job hunter. It's just you never, you you never can be low. You can never rest easy. I don't think I've ever met anybody. That said, you know what I made it Leonora, he he he's good when its money? It's all? I never got married in every he's, the pain in terms of like you, don't mean shit, never got married.
Does this shit he's the jailer he's the geography of of of actors period and in also be hard pressed to anybody. There has anything bad to see a bottom like when you look at energy, yet we you know like when you go was set. You work would like an he's working on big movies, like you know, tat thirty movies government, and we will also take hundreds of people that he's come across and then there's fans and then there's the hundreds of women You don't hear anybody go now cocksucker these. He worked with me on this day. Just now he kicked that he's cool. Nobody knows that he knows how to handle. I met him one time right, he's shill is the funding issue. He stared in their course, everyone wants to talk to an end. The guy was what you say. You want to meet the guy's gonna wanna, but he's not going to meet him, so I fuckin go over there and he goes Alia. This is this is billboard arises, stand of comedian in a risky just not egos egos. What are you saying goes? He goes on familiar with this work. Or those are I've seen as work just nodded like right? It was perfect. He knows
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picture his life grand central station, five o clock in the afternoon, you're late for a train and everybody in their nose. You and wants to say hello and you gotta get from the door too and make the fucking Fraid, that is starting, it may allow he's, not gonna make it he could make it here. Make it cause he's gotta figure out. He would do in everyone would feel good. They would part anyway just go right through which the elegance of United, the country that today that Japan is or a biography you did the unauthorized autobiography. Nobody. Couldn't you couldn't divulges secrets, library would know what the fuck was, though it, but what you said about the appeals for, told I came home. I told my wife that I was it wasn't even like I was the excitement of meeting him was outside by how we handle big. Here it was fuckin perfect. That's like some Obama Shit, like that's presidential shit. You know because people like D, like bugging, you know, I saw the unknowingly blow me off and I was so fine what they re. Also it was. It was perfect. There was firewood. There was a work of art had only in order was elegant.
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casting June or July of two thousand seven I'll say this again bill bird inspired me to do my own pop pop casket. The first time I went on your part has the first time what we may podcast history. I had never been on a par cats and I was like what the fuck did. You have an inferiority complex. No, I didn't even know why we set of just sort of we just sort of rowing and in doing so your man was a lot of things. The same I've heard of What did you get into the whole real housewives and then get onto is Andy Kaufman show any common show that is the sports Ventre sports centres, fruitful, Well, yes, for then Genji and gay men, and me, I have to say this, it's more than with the more the brilliance of that show. Brilliance I'll tell you what it is is how of coal in order to housewives in general, I'm doing the show was all he has to do is just stir it up a little bit and then sit back and they're going to fill out. All I just goes there just so Mandy in episode to yes, you are
through this this in this a man Karen said that the region can't get a man is because and then he just fuckin sit back and they go well to its most branch. I've seen since Would Byron Alan used to do comics unleashed, and this is the price he produced, not shouts incredible. Now he produced a show right. It was. He on the fuckin show and syndicated. Ok here Have they any writers because for me would come and when their own means, and then he but she would do so. All you do is just sit. There be like some call, have you ever been to a next game and then you just go is a matter of fact. I had you just go Margo you a bit and then he just sit back as you eat up, fucking time with your own fuckin comedy, and then he would go over there. So jewelry
you're out of your money on this blight, fucking brilliant. That guy is the king of fine in the Shell year, where no one sees the show, but they, but it stays on the internet, but never come on up next year and not now he took press junk a job like this is a fuckin show here and he was like before Tm Z. He was doing that Germany was going down, but you Byron, and if you really viewed him now, I've met few times what that guy is what you fuckin genius and he has like three quarters Oprah money and nobody. Even here I was just going to say that motherfuckers price aw fuck and we made it absolutely made he's. Probably like you d, like you, think, I'm a fucking, joke and download. The fucker was doing that owning in ownership, any indication, and he came in on on that's incredible incredible. He was not even the star. He was like the fuels at nineteen, the fourth banana. He was a kid. He was a straight out of the back in business. Yes, yes, all of them, I think, is good
oh so the housewares, please not getting one cent residual check now, pagan them shit that I just got one the other day for forty seven, since we have This game you'll be out Madrigal sent to me. So it's almost like a game of poker where you just take a picture of your residual check to go in. We don't you you and Madrigal the two people. I know that actually get literally gotta one cent join sent residual from. I don't even know what it was my cash to shit. They used to be the item you. I did fuck that as a guide for I did something that data are either liked. I d like to get this one sense and it's never coming in this. The bottom June disposal this cycle. However, things get get you. I never understand how they get you but decided gets too. Is the money all goes to somebody else, and then they had this algorithm on how it works out the first time they pay you the second time, it's half that and then you- just- have thousand feet of water and then one sense will come in March two thousand dollar, then you get a residual for six.
Sixty six, some like that and in every thirty two not honour it goes six. Sixty six down below Three thousand thirty, two, because that big of a jump I feel it does. I don't know I e Cosette. Whatever that's the point, the point is about This is how I got into housewives my girl my lady, she cheek she would watch housewives on Sundays. And a few seasons, and I don't remember what happened. A few seasons go Sunday during football season. Something went bad for me, so normally I'd be downstairs watching the late game, though This Sunday night Football game, and by the time I got up there. Do the housewife shit would be over what something happened where such something happened. When my team or the game, something was bad malefactor scheme and I went upstairs early and I was you know she's like what the fuck, doing up here, as I guess. She's will dont come up here with your bullshit. I gotta watch a fuckin gay and I want to share with you. And I swear to God Bill. I don't know that my watch housewives or not
but I was like First, was an act or not like always enact Roma people watch, but I was so fascinated by the behavior I was like you you, u, every act should be watching this. Every actors. Should a hundred and fifty percent be watch, because its mainly women, but I was fascinated that these, or for real. They have cameras on them and you know people think it's fake you more than brain on his best day Merrill on his best. They couldn't do some of the shit that I see on these housewives show that so I don't know what I was ass. I feel this is fucking nuts, an exit who's this when she was Tommy. Illustration of this is I've been crazy and no bullshit. I would put to shoot up against what is an aim that show you just maybe the Baron partial Budget cosmic project Courson would sounds dope fuck him. Making bad Bilbil was on breaking bad blood I swear on my oh, my kids feet that
rate episode real housewives. I will put it up there with the best of the sopranos limiting its better, but as far as the entertainment value of a great episodes of real housewife to Saint fuckin thing. Nobody here look at me. I asked if you look at it as far as like ideas for characters just entertained pure entertainment like pure entertaining want. One of I saw a long time ago on on one of those bounty hunters shows right. This guy did greatest delivery of this the other line where he he, His wife came running up to excuse accusing us up whom of something. So he stopped I've gone like I wasn't, and then he got mad and said I wasn't again and then he was like. Then he Emilia did the methods had like don't get mad like that, she came like what the fucking blah blah
because I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn t any de did like disagree, flocking thing you can't- and I was just- and I remember watching that I did say too near our like dude. If any actor ever did that with the animal or honour on a page or you're you're workin for another twenty, that's it you're, you're Greece or would so it's not working sit there watch it as it is an actor so like I'm studying, but That's what I was like YO. This is fucking wild like yours, and I was like asking a question that this is how they act. This is for us to do this through this one's that when I was there they're dead series arguing like their crying over people can do that fundamental. Who killed cry like a lunatic whenever she won't archie with our best day, she couldn't do that. So I just I fell in love with believe me. I sit there and watch it. She with shame, but I also know that this is as good as tv on
channel I'm telling you, I don't know it's a peripheral. I am telling you in terms of what you get in terms of like when you watch a great episode of whatever show your into when it doesn't matter. Wherever show people have an affection for could be CSI allay born turn off the chill when you turn to show off when it ends literally you're. Looking like I'm, not you you and you win, win win win when it could episode of real housewives ends. We clap at the Fuckin tv online I met a pumpkin Broadway show you lost me there. I am with you with the character stuff when the crying knowledge ship, like you know, if you can, it's fuckin sit there and act like you know I'm telling you that an episode of the surprised I am too I'm not saying it's better, I'm saying it gives you energy came and entertainment value. I don't I get to press when I watch it and I come home and I feel like I fuckin live with them after while in there never in a good mood and all they do is screaming yell at each other, and I have no problem in my mind- is screaming telling each other here but its, but it did. We haven't funnel that's
and then, like you, know, someone subsidy really gotten your method record anymore. We bill, he said about me, not gaseous em but like but kills. Who is my wife is a feminist to see? Love it yes and it just like. I go like this shows women in such a bad light that all they want to do is go around. Get these fuckin stupid S, shoes and I in just screaming yell at each other, but she goes look. I just watch it This shows women in such a bad light at all do is gotta get these fuckin stupid s. Shoes and I, just screamin yell at each other, but she goes look. I just watch it can. Sometimes I don't feel like think it because she also will watch some others. Yet, but she mainly watches that stuff. You that's only the truth about the thinking. She's engage she's in cheese thinking. What she's watching I can't read your wife's mind, but I won't tell along the Y know. I think I've had conversations with the wife about it. I've had conversations we discussed it. She loves it. Like I told you I had a big makes me sad is
is watching these women in their forties in fifties trying dress battlecries wanting to it's like, look at its in their exhausted. Yes, it s like you re able to use the here in your elegant years. Yes, I agree. There's a guy my sport coat years? I agree I hear no more tag tops for me. I hear unless some pointed out the garage- and I know no one in the general public Gonna see my fuckin flabby goes white. Aren't I hear you, I love you but like watching them. Dad? I don't! Why aren't forever twenty one I dont like tat. She could so many that there really like the attractive yeah what the boat was fucking done up. It's like the Oscars on a Tuesday for coffee, it's insane off and then the one with the little fucking plug knows she's out of which one do you think? I don't even know you really what sure you did so that Gilad, even though it is one shares one with the partners on every show. Now it's like it looks literally looks like you know back when he had a train set and there was
to tunnel in the tunnel out. That's what are known as the only eyesight value in the whole thing see both sides yeah. She won't name names because rude or like you know now, but then you, your fuckin watch it and like screaming yelling each other. I get it. The only time I get get into it is jersey. One I like bs guys are funded here. They're good the Gore go and I don't like you, I swear I falsified some lunch watching them I guess I need to look at the papers more like that type of sociopath behavior, where it's like. It's like to Youtube, still be out in the open air, though that you did it yes, but but the musical around signing shit, you don't know what it is you're talking about real housing, New Jersey, but the thing for me when I keep watching they went to jail and then the reality, like you see like this family, like I'm, seeing as far as it how to say, entertainment, but that's what it is.
Like you follow the story like it's fuckin Dallas are not as landing rights once their kids would cry and that the dead guy. I could watch anymore because we too painful and want to see that because it really hit the heart right, but you see what I'm saying if you're watching all, but it is also that other element of like Y know Are you airing this? Why don't you just I here we have to show. Why would you put your kids on tee? I you, I don't, have the choice I get it. I get it but I am all in straight up. You watch dashes MIKE. Not not is not as religious. My girl watches, so we I watch it, but it's not like. I have to watch the less the worst that's offers like it, because there are many problems. No and nature keep going problem. Is I left my fuckin,
thousand dollar bag and the other generally thirty thousand all about. How am I gonna get that over here and now they throw the brother on there in the brother who I've met. I've come across Emily. You know it elects celebrity, should in basketball game, you feel famous game here, so I know rob Kardashian and you know I know people like that, hard ass. She and I never got all the big holly we already but he's gonna show now and I'm I'm thinking like yeah he's for he's a fragile dude like that. Do does not look like he should go into reality. The reality shown you're like just keep going and if you like, stooge and beyond a reality and look what they did to poor Fuckin Lamar Odom they ve can put him down into the ground coded Can she received. He was married to what's a name and like every guy that they come across it. They don't fuck with it's like they get a curse on them, the other one, Scott Dick you watch. It shows no, you watch middle does NEA watching. Why am I doing a pocket actually do? This is why I want you to meet this need area at a fuck. I want to be left open, as I want to have somebody talk to, but
like two shows put. Might the housewives or my shit as I find you fascinated its guy? No trust me bill lot. Actors also like they feel. He'll do when they watch because they feel like they should be scripted chosen and contributing to this. But I don't think that's a problem at this point is that a fuckin scripted shows everybody of a job. I agree. I agree United first, I resent the reality shows, but I think you know they're they're fine and I think well, it lets. Let's get it back on track the patriots applying the Buffalo bills next week. Now Julian annulment, this is. This is that did our Europe alone might come back here he might be back. Did but the patriot, any other teams are doing a two way, but of course they just bring up the patriots it would have received or not cheating, but it's what is fuckin brilliant? What what? What are you doing up so they get? Why do you remember? Supervising these not cheating, I didn't save energy? Has they presented like it was ok. What was it so? this is new rule? that when you, when you kicked the ball out, the bomb hands off the guy catches, the ball.
It takes a knee rather than go into the twenty all these years now, but goes to the twenty five so they gave him an extra five yards because they're trying to avoid the collisions? Yes, so you just even in the fuckin twenty five yards together, which is a fucking me. If you had a debt, is a debt. Is a fucking What would you say are on a great like a b plus return a minus year. We get return is, is, is anyone in my view, are in line with you? If you kicked in the engine and you I didn't guide downs it it's a twenty five yard. Like I didn't fucking know now it's a new rule. It's a new. This season yup. So this, the thing if you take a Fuckin personal, because, like that's what I was saying because this guy, I finally looked it up because as I saw some, you take a personal file on the other team and it's like that's a fifth our vanity first down like Arthur on the thirty five. They want a forty and also what is it so the patriots are doing is like on. Certain situations debate they they just boot
up in the air. So, lands. Unlike the half yard line, the three hard line, or just into the end zone, to entice these people to run it out right, so they can stop, and before the twenty five we got two fumbles doing that against. Tax write and is just one of those fucking things where it's just like Bela check was like ok it's the fuckin rule, Can we get our advantage and each one? I'm smarter, exactly that's half of this shit, you're talking idle, hey he's up! Another document is any nor be honest with you. You know like you think I don't want to see them. Do good, no bullshit. I would love to see just further at the accomplishment of it if, if If annulment doesn't mean. If animal does point, let's eight percent is, as did the Elk preset and ground below, can't play and Fuckin Julian gentlemen plays court, and they somehow win. If a football game they should use
playing the game like this is because to me that will not get crazy. We we haven't, played like greatest it hands. It doesn't matter. If you can win a football game. Would Julian settlement has just started quarterback? I don't give a fuck who your plane for real, that's that's an exaggeration with with with one we preparation, the Julian element. Here I mean he's not even that doubt be crazy verse about when you were planning Buffalo right. Would you agree that yeah, that's gonna, be the toughest gay because I'm Buffalo yet Rex writing is, is a great culture and he's smart to end of by any any. Has a hard on force in his lifetime record gets Bela check. Is I think it's maybe a couple games under five hundred eighty two personally deep and when I hear that just yet every year we fuckin went we want than they want. They want that. Anyone that now he's got his brother there there you know their smokin fuckin, we because the brother, its Rex,
What's Ryan, when you what's the Rex Ryan Brothers name, one who looks like fucking do runs until two world view that fucking guy rightly rat s mean, did the heat. Those guys are caught hypnotic great great. So I mean I was not happy when Rex got fired, I don't like seeing people could far but, like I noticed catch on somewhere else, but we are still in a division like fuck. I still gotta see this guy twice a year, but he makes it for now. He makes it like to me like that guy I like, I always definitely makes it planned. But my thing is: I don't like a guy who talk shit when he has a good team and then clams up what he has a bad team, still talk and shit like that's the whole thing I keys. How is it lays the is? Not not that way when we will have to be diluted back, but he's lay back, but he still like. I saw this whole thing on in the way he talks of his team an old like the re Louisen, all them when, like what the fuck is, he like? We don't need that pep talk. You saw them like its eyes, gold team, you know he's still like we're. Gonna get out there and kick their finance. Is it's the Buffalo railways? Railways never needed a pet,
the first and second somebody else, probably those bright red that for game three in the inadequacies in Europe. I love railways. What time it did I was thinking The story was outside the lines of bodily something on. P in any. They have this intense music and he was fuckin talking about how you know his dad was. In his life at that time. So when you went to high school he just eat just went on a fuck. I was dead and all the records and he broke all the fuckin records easily. Every time I looked up and the stance- and he wasn't up there- maybe go even her. Do this, dude was so fuckin inspirational. I went to the gym like every day for three weeks after that, because every time I didn't want to go, I just kept thinking well, Rep Ray Louis would go right. Right, Louis has gone and I got it was ranging from wants you to call me doc, call me doc
Now, don't you know, I'm a Celtic Seneca Watch anything Pro Lakers you're that now I could watch it cause he's out of the fuckin. Lose you watch it if you want, like they're kind of like I want to work out like psycho like he's a fucking like now is a media and in what she fuckin test bomber. Does my big fuckin like? I actually think that they would have won a couple more if you did absolute. I think that if he had together, I think if you had to say that they have never played the game on me, the perverse. Let me guess you do I mean to say you wouldn't want to more. I'm only time will tell you what years right. I wanted to tell you why I'm just going to say that you just gotta go on the record. Is there but put down some water? Do not good he's got a job. I opened it MIKE. I want you to finish what you were saying about the Patriots, because I want to hear you you're you're. First of all that you know about ok what I'm saying what I was going to say is: I know you got. Look I've watched enough football team That one in three for games in September is not even doesn't even ten percent equal up to winning game one of the players in January.
Of course, ok cause you can write. It said that using three times and exact number but you're gonna write your fuckin teams that rebuilding yoga, one with teams that have bad ownership that have a bad coach some people that have lost the fuckin locker room like you'll, get injurious gangs, you're gonna get those games like anybody, can fuckin it these days with all these fuckin rules, cancer, three hundred for three hundred yards- yes between timber? Yes, and I would say MID November, we haven't really starts, tighten up at all and also the pencil you play com. January ok when its one and done if you fuckin Lou. Yes, like all of a sudden, like you know you not now ethnic. Each week it gets harder and harder and harder. Yes, the ownership, the coaches, the players, everything gets better and better designed to tighten up the type of exactly exactly it's like what those fuckin muscle bomb guys they stopped drinking water by judges. There's no fat boys had a fat what they did to fucking Texans the Texas have one of the best defence is in the it was a joke. I mean
They kick your ass. Well, that's death comes down to like you can understand what you deal with what the patriots is. You have a top three owner all type. I already Not, maybe that's not know. Yesterday, that's disrespectful to like Do you gotta, go George how's there's a lot of great met when he D have to be a lonely. You just don't give a fuck. You gonna chopped that I wrote to the microphone ruins people known hearing you people now. Ok. Can I want to use that next time we against me shit for doing so wicked member people now little care like to his fucking three coaching hires had been parcels p care. Bilbil check right is to quarterbacks have been drew. Bledsoe Tom Brady is at its that's it did.
That's fucking. Good luck to man is good luck with the fact that Brady's able to play this long. It is good luck or semi, told me. They know a guy that nosegay. That knows him. It's like that. I literally knows what he's haven't for lunch library, I'm sure he's probably go he's like a closet, copies of fuckin lunatic. You have to believe you had also its launches you're funny to me. The injuries are luck. Pronouncement. Injuries unites luck is that he got to play for bill Bill absolutely the same way purchase Montel Montana was lucky that he got to play for, fuckin a bill. Yet I would say: Damn Marino was unlucky, to play with Don Schuller when he was towards the end of his career. I agree because the name it changed and when bill walls came in with the West Coast Office and all that and their fuckin guy for much shit is he gets look up his running backs. That he had thought that I never had a run right, never had a fuckin running
he never really had is a jerry had Duper Clayton that more re never had like a Randy, MOSS right level, fuckin guy and like his defeat, was the killer bees year, they had like the last two like white corner backs. Ever yeah was like the blue, College or Blackwood Brothers, Lyle Unkindness, share. Remember that Thou J Dewey Bobby, I should ever stood it. It looked like the seventy two team, the about Isaac and White. Do that we're on that no disrespect to any those guys, but what the fuck no achieving shit that that I was going absolutely it was like, was disposed to tackle people to right. I mean that guy. The amount of rule changes that they had to make in the NFL for his fuckin like eighty four seas and record phrase law, and he did that back when I If you could see by eighty four, you could still where stick em, I know, but it was always like covering receives my maiden name on oh Mamma little haze, yes to fuckin. He and I think we re Lester Haze. Aren't you get him on the pact cast
days because I figure is busy. More subsidies, which is one of the great suck, do something, but I think you know- and I was like the male blot rules and Mars coverage and all that we're. What, done? Is I mean they say some of its for safety? I think most of it I mean it's always about money, even if they say it's about safety, it's not cuz. I give a fuck about the players that cuz they don't want to deal with another class action, lawsuit and then also say know that offense often cells. Like he's a deal. Do you do you watch fuckin soccer? No, let's say each game was like tend to eight now. I will watch yet more appeal to watch us. I don't stand the United Minutes in its one. Zero get the fuck out in Ireland. It all my coming the last minute thing, but if you, if you go into a sea of football bar, that's what's what they really. Or if you over in England and they're, watching the Premier League and people of fuckin in, the shit right. I always say when I stand, there's like I wouldn't I just need to live in this country. For about three weeks
I would have a team and I would have a scarf and I would be learning the socks right. No, that that's true, but the thing is if we are to get that we got our for its cultural. I see. I still watch like I said watch a little bit a tennis right. I watched the gulf against the formula. One racing like I can all over the place, man. I can't watch at shit. Forty one racing love it and you told me about housewives you're fucking cargoes, while it's not like NASCAR, where they just drive around in a giant circle, dislike left and right turns is all kinds of shit and then you ass love, it's sort of like the Illuminati sport. You know me like yachting is fuckin. It's like you have to know how to sail this right of. What's going on a right, that shit is just like like I've ever the first race that I watch this kind of what should have a use, the want of Monaco. I know thing you're like eight, unlike sorcery, like yeah catalogue, the France, you know Monica your mind, so I know I've never been to France Believer beneficent. Ever they only. Let me in Paris the mother never want to concentrating. I never went to cons. Never
the Paris its I need to go, you gotta go. I know, I know you when I say when you bring your fucking wife there No, it's great duty and throwing their fuckin faced for awhile right. You can see that a work for you for about a year and a half. Now it's a woman to inspect six weeks. Ok, it's a great six. We Paris, France. The whole thing are you just taken to Paris, and it just is what I do like. I dont look at her when I say I just so to stare at the window and just talk to myself. I think if they ve, what are we to Paris right? for at least three is cool imo goes home? Offering always laughs goes you don't take pairs to throw it. Yeah yeah yeah. I do ye, I dont a hundred percent. Do that we're like if you think that you're gonna go to Paris and they come back here. I can call me on my shit. You're, not gonna, hear about our nitrogen is allowed to go off the rails yeah. I should be a nice drinkin happier, terrorism with his sorrows weeks, which is what are you doing you Tex her picture of like you and kissing. I remember it. Is you wanna fuck em,
break? My balls, though you know I get this picture. I guess I got into my phone of reality, she's cord side at a basketball game and she's like looking up at the scoreboard on refugees glasses? But you know people need glass today. In that thing, it's perfect away. Looking. So, whenever new text me something- and I dont want to do- what I just said, that picture looks like reactors like looking up at it like what the fuck is that I always makes a laugh, and I swear to God that forty percent of the Time get out of whatever the hell. She wants me to do you. Do you find cause? I know I do like arguing as I used to be on argue as of now no more, you seem so easy going. I know, but I'm not a shocker right, but in Malaysia has its battle argued on why gum done I dont know. What am I know, there's because not arm wrestling when I forgot, there's no actual winning and no actual losing leather is no there. Isn't there isn't? There is certain things
things the certain certain behave, namely reserve certain behaviour. Yes, but ninety nine percent of the argument, you have a relationship with a woman or a man. Whoever is listening to you got begone women. Listen to show, I don't think so, but probably not Why would they? Why would they fuckin waste because their husband or boyfriends listen to an epileptic gonna fuckin hate, the scary? I can't fucking stand in this chamber. There are doing to signal is usually one. That's usually that one guys in you're talking to a sausage fast like, but but I don't- I don't argue I mean Amazon is perfect like out, but the arguing that the bantering the bickering about little shit. I dont do it. That's the one thing that I've gotten being a little older, more experienced divorce. All I don't. I don't bicker I dont bicker, but if this some bullshit right alone up to it maybe not right then, but I could I can, within an hour cool off, be like you know why I write you, you put our so you need our two raised and eat forever.
You call me one time something clouds that you would like. We were you. We argue more pay you're, like Amazon, the house, and I would in fact you you're fucking needed your. U Cavaliers and economic with the fucking you we're going all out. Where are you they're gonna walk, and I was a house and I was what the fuck is wrong with this guy and I was like also make another Mc Guire who's been married for every topic. Us because just go for a walk, so I started doing that. But then, what's represent, I walk down. The street would like two rats and everybody look at me. Like I'm out of my mind, talking yourself talk on the phone talking thing: are you argue sized voice by yourself? I myself fuck, due to just three other word, Slovakia, we call on you, you wanna has some fucking Larry's, so I'm doing the road this week, and here we are at Don't couple nights in Madison was constant than a boner Nebraska Dirt, damn gonna, the the corn husk again, oh shit, plainly line I and then I'm an undergone up to want to do the shop self. I
I go on one of these tickets sites to fucking get my tickets right. So I Can you pay through the nose to get him because I ever almost by yourself, you're, going to go on go with what the other Nick from array? Ok, so I get these fuck it to you now get the tickets em all that right now take it like its couple days before the fuck. One of these things come it so got my confirmation thing. It says we're going overnight, em, it's like the day after I'm leaving. So I we can call up the one eight eighty eight number blah blah blah. I kick it. Anyone on the phone yadda yadda yadda, so I just say this: I'm going to these other guys right in fire off this email to the first people just go unlike yet. This is my situation lab A bluff, why can't? I talked to a person wise, so difficult. Why did your machine hang up on me and I said I'm going to fucking I go. I have a podcast I'm going to I'm going to trash you guys. I forgot. I forgot that my email, like just my name, shows up right
fuck him. I send this thing in his anger right and then I immediately go to this next. I don't even wait for these people because they said: if you have problems and right you, don't you don't believe in wait for him to try to resolve right, so I mean they go to the next. Won't do it to best you're gonna got a person. She was great. I could talk on the phone, it was all fine. They gave me a print them. Animal fuckin set right fucking three hours later I get this phone call, it's like they had a guy at the website. Again. I am sorry. I have a difficult time. We will have these things overnight. It outside Hope there wasn't any inconvenience, no big deal big fan of the podcast, and I just I think an area like mad tax law. Now you got for its own sake. It sat and I can- and I won t do than those that have argued for they did you you you, you didn't. We just took it and would like. Ok, thank you and you didn't you didn't you. You just kept him over now, because I was wrong, I'm not a dick. I am an iron idiot right, but I'm not a dick lie. I was wrong and I was sitting there when they call back, and there was something in my head go. Unlike do you should probably weight
couple hours, but I was like in a panic. As I hear you, I thought I was going to airport today, Moraine little more because I never look at my itinerary too, like the night before and yet so bye, bye, I'm literally wrong with you, I'm going to I'm going to put on a post it on my dashboard, cuz the cars, the big think what I really feel bad for my wife right, I'm just going to write like I forgot. I had this little fucking thing. I was going to write and those are just ended with god- bless these cuts. So we mood. Like you, I almost need like meditate forget lie here in Europe. I hear you I hear you, we mean you should go to meditation class. I needed to know, but I dont think you and I can help each other like I've had a right. I want time you'll give third according to intervene, because a law tat guy member, I I data this woman and she was an angry psycho into conspiracy theory to write and we were not yet in a year now. You can't do that now and it's just like we just fell off each other, and it was this. This downward fuck re viral right of net
Seventy re anger last all that events at the world that eventually turned in word. I gotcha that was just like. I agree yes, relationships that you you you can't you like all we're just the same bad or you young, motherfuckers out down now, listen, I'm I'm! I'm I'm a one time. Lusaka divorce have fucking bad really hastily relations have been a great one now but all that shit we're just the same now we ought to set red flag. We notice that you want to find somebody like we're. Just the same. Do not do that. That's a tip! This is a setting out there. This is really depressing guys, like you and me, have to with the sweetheart of me, and then standing as a summary sweethearts end up with people like like I always wondered like you know. If it was a fair world, I would end with the version of me and then I would Secondly, I would have to somehow try to bear myself natural up each other into finally like day around IBM we wouldn't reproducing and rightly fuckin it, but like swag, I'm trying to think if I ever saw a couple where it was
two sweethearts the I see that every there every once in a while, you can't do sweet, arduous work, too, sweet ass. We are in a lunatic a word or two lunatics its it'll ill people beetle catch up with you, it'll Eagle, each other from the internet. Forty eight is going down. Yes, absolutely will catch up with you? Why you ll see the kill each other, your key, or just mostly just rip yourself out your innerds, or will we will be ripped out of its? We got a little over an hour. I just do a half hour. We let second a great s like you. So let's wrap it up talking about the giants. Yes my talk. What you Giants guy had Eli had one of his classic September games ghastly through two picks: it blah blah blah, and then I know every mouth on the only the mouth breathing giant fence around. I do regard folk nearer this guy level bubble. My theory on e, like Eli, is Fucking board in September and EAST Coast and he to wait till it's like hey Eli, we
the wind, the last six fuckin games or a swede. Make the play offered intellect and then it goes our eye anything because he was a blue sport coat and fuckin those p Carol, Doc, now, you just stated that this guy doesn't have the cinema and that guy as the president of he's a mother fucker, he gets the later. It gets the better he is yes, but I'd areas and unless it think do like he doesn't, have patents stay like they did the the offence. In January and February. I mean this is fucking, say he's got to rings it or play in Minnesota this weekend. I'm scared of that Minnesota defence. They heard a good yo, They had Aaron Rodgers. They did. The the offensive land was giving him protection. The secondary they lack shit down CAN Newton. They have guys on their team, the Red Blooded american straight goons. There body slamming can do not just sacking him. Some other
hocker picked him up and threw him on. The ground was like what the candles and they didn't throw a flag either. Yo I think the reference just like like scare like it was like a violent Sakhalin II, pick them up and can you into the girl? You have to be no strong. You have to be to do that. I don't know who I was. I saw him once I'm a real live to thy. Kick him cannons, one of the most amazing thing about their gaze feet duties. We elect. He has a good sized like delivering a twenty year, he's a fucking beast. I started the first like tat, gave a walk by an extremely if stuff when timberlands, I probably still break to towed gear. Every walk appeals are vague man's gigantic he's like six six, I think gotta be at six five like a real six five and like a fucking,
like like he's like a body garlic. In aside from being that good, looking and handsome you like this guy could be like outside a club like holding the whole shit down like a fucking. Bootleg he's goon side, you don't you know its head is like you should be in the vip and his body is. He should be guard the door he's a good man and fat guy on the vikings I don't know who is now. I didn't see that game, but right immediately, I was waiting for people to go like walk of its a white quarterback like Tom, Brady, Elvis and the flies coming up, and I also think it has not been in the league long enough, but I think he's making the league enough fuckin money that from what people said about that game. He should get a couple of Tom Brady go easy on the dimpled. They gotta they gotta. Take it easy on a bit. Did this wasn't any legal hid? It was just like. Ok, we got him in his arms and literally slammed him down, like the guy, didn't fall down on it by keep pick them up and threw him down like he'd like to take him to the ground will delay the ball had
how can our game are then forget was a legal hid. It was like Denver where they were like. You know, go and at its head it, which is normally you see. Garlic, drew breeze, get hit like that, like a small about this guy. To do at the camp new, and I was so The violence of wanting to withdraw breezes hotels, he's like six one right, sick, one probably what to twenty right ten right, but compared to care, needs that, although it was not like it, but when you get some say like how tough those guys are that they could take a six one to one and Palm Guy, who are just give my wallet to write like throw him through the wall like nothing yet just bumping into trying to get to the fuckin running by zero, nothing! Don't don't you guys, but vikings defence. There there. There are the most impressive thing that I've seen all season in terms of like a lot shechem whose moves you pick this year, quality heart say the giants prepared to go. You I'm, like a few say: who's gonna win the Superbowl. Now I say the patriots. I might say who are warlike of icy, who, I think, is going to win the Superbowl. I say that
Patriots, are going to right now, based on the injuries and the way we think, is now it's four weeks in Reno like a long ways off, but if, if you act like, I think, saddles unravelled good, the Eagles look good. I don't know what you're quarterback with the Rio he's he's. Irony is only three games, he's not desired he's superseded, but you know you I mean really what David quarterbacks it's fuckin, Donovan Mcnair, superseded the fact that he wasn't even gonna fuckin suit up the first week. In the mean he had, he did he D three no and he's a big part of it. It's not like they're doing trickery like Cleveland, we're like just making it happen or if annulment play four quarterback, like her the fucking quarterback, like he's the three now and then San Francisco and in in Philadelphia in the preceding year, like they're, not gonna, score points like they traded stand Bradford, then this guy Carson, whence and all of a sudden there isn't Sant Bradford in Minnesota is in the end, then the other quarterback was supposed to start before. Carson went and then what
Born you finish this in billboard. What do you got, promote what I got nothing I got the iron Rapporteur Stereo Park is, I want to officially say it's point when billboards in travelling selling. Selling out arenas. We will eat this food. This steak, I will pay my dad, I'm not avoiding. That's you. Don't forget treatment with your shit, new threats and all bullshit, but appreciate you have me on so it is a pleasure I did. I did go on record saying that if you ask me right now who, when the supply said, hope these the patriots I didn't say. I wanted it to happen, but I said in the page and I'm taking the pages right now, based on all every everybody stays healthy. What about your fucking guy real, quick, grown Caskey? When did you what's the problem. Where do I go? He see all of a sudden he's hurt you not plague. What's that bullshit about when they always disguised, they don't say where the guy's heard they want the animals to go after. Ok, it's ok, cause, I know no uniting the fantasy football, but you nor even the even knowing the Patriot diehards entering the fantasy that drafted
wrong. In the first round. They got fucked because you didn't say anything about any injuries had any get fucked because usually lethal gonna lose my leg: I'm an owner, I own affairs, it thanks lay in risk. I love it. When people play risk and aid, they start fitted their Hitler taken over Europe or some shit, the reason you're playing a board game. I totally have a different. They become a fuckin gm that I don't know, I'm an owner. I own affairs, thankfully in risk. I love it people play risk and aid. They start feel like did their Hitler taken over Europe or some shit. The reason I'm your plane aboard game. I totally have a different appreciate like I could talk about every teams I do like about fantasy football. Is you guys know the players way more than I do in a normal family? I don't have time. I don't have you guys could do Kaliko
materials like the backup punter is Katie's fucked you on absolute, you guys who play fancy for both the general gamblers. Absolutely no as much as a color common, an absolute and I play lows takes it just as one, but that that the biggest thing the biggest take away from all that I mean the shit talk I like, I love the shit talk. But the thing that I really take away from it is that I have a whole different appreciation for the entirely, not just the giants just the jets are just the pages, the teams that are against the giant lab, say back, and when I was a kid and I collected football cards, I knew every step. I knew what colleges equity right office of lines have a shit of every, but in what I hated was when I, when I got a little older, economical back to doing that, because it was a cool way two to learn it rather go to websites try to re shit out of pain in the ass.
You just had the guy you afflicted over, they had every season, and then they didn't do that anymore right. When I had doctors and then they try to make certain you can, just by the said, no no electronic cards, they try to make them out of artificially rare re worth something because in our budget guys my started collecting again for the wrong reasons I wanted to collect just cause. I want to get to know because my first ten twelve years of doing stand up like I just was workin so much kind of lost touch with like a generation of players, and I just wanted to go me. I do yeah. I wanted to really go back into think cars stuff just so I could have a mouth like You know. I'd rather have em out on the table and just lying about the weather. So when I would watch a game in a gallon the play and I will just turn over, like even like block my daddy's, Jesus Christ. You know everybody was flunk in everything and re able obesity Reese was out to our sea, the yeoman. I knew all the guys on falcons. I knew all of these fuckin guys
Joe dilemma. I knew all of these offensive guards and in and I just want to everybody knew where they went to school. All this fuckin trivia. I knew what the size cleat that Louis Culture WAR right real facts. Yet all of that she was moms name is mobs. Aim is lovely legs of weird shit. On the back of a car ere. He once returned three fuck it scores for touchdown what he played in high school and act, and then the commentator would say it my deblock. For Christ's sake, how do you know that I beg of you? I get attention from. I certainly wasn't worth aggregate the wrong kind of attention what the report card right. So I do that's the only thing about fantasy. That's what I love about it that does appeal to make their but sit there It does seem so fuckin time consume, it's not it's always this time consuming as it is you make it like. I mean I'm fucking nuts with because, unlike the zest with it as you crazy, because I'm crazy, but but the three my rejuvenation for the NFL, because when I had my kids Sunday would be kids time so
I lost track of a lot of shit for, like you know, you like either cause fuckin sleeping cause. It's the weaken or you like you, gotta, go to fuckin drive him to their games. Flag football games. Are football games? Are parties fuckin, bar where's that this poor party and sit there and talk to other parents while the Fuckin giants, are we nonetheless that experience home like you're, gonna Yahoo, if you and you have kids, would go and fight party socializing with people and now I'm not gonna be go. It's tough. It's rough then, embedded that not being apparent. It's it's. It's it's gonna boy, you're gonna have to do it. We wouldn't have kids this, but you you have to do it because it's not like. I lay we let go outside and play I'm just a draft behind that day overcomes I'm telling you you shall go with the big, smiling you haven't boy, you you, you there's no way to avoid it. It you have to do it in its it was.
Rough for me to do like it's so outside of my thing. I'd like to sit. There are like that when their foreign, five at like Spiderman at the party, in spite of means and a jump, students, fuckin balls flop and around and you're talking, The period accept, what do you do it? Like you, don't know. Fuck I am no or through this best in July you're warm. I drive a truck dear. Why computers the world I M in computers, but then they would have to be a follow up question all just one off the real Yonah plan B. I don't know what kind of computers on computers, low, lap laptops yeah sell. Em. You were built on our wrap this up MIKE. We wrap it up with Michael RAP. Port days for common on picking the Patriots fantasy foot
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