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MFM Minisode 293

2022-08-22

This week’s hometowns include abandoned safe deposit boxes and neck tattoos.

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remember sexy as hell I'm. So it is a huge brag and my lover, I genuinely feel a thrill with the fact that people outside of our home country, who gives a shit about no, it's crazy. If so, weird it feels like a true accomplished. My finnish colleague is in these, because you know like half the people have been a college, nobody knows who they are in another fucking country for not fucking, switzerland, yeah everything is elite and chocolate and clean and fresh is no covered beautiful. I who see as for children,
we see you and we're glad you see it and we're moving there, who will be there soon? It says I sent you my creepy neighbor story a while ago and there has been a development. Okay. This is the that's the attitude we like. If we haven't read your story, just keep updating us about it. Please sure pretend we're in this conversation and we'll jump in pretty soon. Okay, so it says short question: mark recap: I moved into a ground floor apartment three years ago and instantly got creepy vibes by my old There's neighbor, who would do weird stuff like leave fresh produce at my porch door. Her put his belongings in the hallway for everyone to fall over or spend his days rummaging through every trash. Can he could get his hands on being too naive to fuck politeness, and I guess too, scared to tell an old man to leave me alone. I never told him off and I just let him live as life until
de I caught him staring into my bedroom window at night, where he thought I couldn't see just your their investment in the dark face. and you look over since it's a little old man at eight or the face of an old man. Old man found cod after alerting the landlord. I got to talking to other tenants just to learn more weird things about him. But what took the king was it he sexually harassed, my other young female neighbour and was caught several times mending her panties in our shared law three drawing room. Oh my god now where Please you need to be back in its sowed. Oh, my guy there just a nightmare also its make me laugh especially hard because they wrote mending and then apprentices. It says: repair
You heard prime switzerland you're not smarter than us also promised to be, but with holes in their underwear because high, I see you hey, listen a welcome to the club right. The thing is that underwear, at least for somebody who, like me, are so private that you're, like a guy in the end, one's ever gonna and then suddenly, there's an old man like you as our please don't. Please don't owe cape back to the email. Well, since he never answered his mail or paid any of his bills. The police eventually showed up and had to drill, saw an hammer their way into his horror apartment where they arrested him kicking and screaming, and eventually transferred him to an assisted living facility. What followed, in the days after his violent departure was better than any mystery show every day helpers would carry a shitload of stuff out of his six hundred and forty five square foot apartment
they actually wrote, sixty m to which probably sixty meters or square sixty square metres yeah. I thought it was go sixty miles an hour. In your own apartment there, that a okay, so they care should let us up out of his tiny apartment into what would not be one or two, but and all six huge moving trucks, six for huge moving tracks, including for anti rifles to boxes, full of guns, old hand, grenades. So three swords, nine desktop computers, but other than that scary. I'm scared of sorts, but not desktop computers. So it's a lot of desktop can be called, though, if you're thinking on every one of those computers he's hoarding porn. Oh now that ruins it he's. No sorry he's just looking up you
videos of how demand panty went on after nine computer. Probably every glass bottle. Anyone from the house had The thrown away are still in the middle of this list, bikes, multiple printers and sadly, a lot of women's underwear from us female tenants a lot. So my gut feeling from the start had tried to tell me something, and I should have just fuck politeness and told him to get lost from the gecko all in all. I guess I'm glad he got the help he needed, but I'm even more glad he's out of here. Stay sexy and don't accept, stolen produce from your creepy, upstairs neighbour, nina mean we're glad you're. Well, yes, everything is mended and your apartment building correct. Well, that's fucked up yeah, while not we are dying out. I have one with a list to drink, gave us a come. Please, let's make this a competing with,
eating list decline of every time. My list is longer let your list of alice weak but see. Ok, this is called the band and safe deposit box hometown and then they very politely wrote three minute read they shine. Did I think you are right. It says alright yell buckle up in episode. Three thirty one. You asked for safe deposit box story, after covering the buenos aires bank. Heist of two thousand and six and low it is my time to, but in and shine,
I I have been in banking since two thousand and ten and I have worked for large regional banks down to the small community bank I'm currently with. While I can't get too specific, because I need to protect past and current client confidentiality, I can give you the four thousand foot overview. Yeah every office I've ever worked in has had safe deposit boxes, while I hate them for many reasons, they have provided their fair share of crazy bank stories and equally crazy clients. He specifically asked what happens to the contents of a box when the client stops paying. The box will typically languish for a fairly long period of time, while we try to contact the and this is especially fun when I worked in an office built in the nineteen sixties, the records were filled out by hand, hardly updated, and everyone's name was mrs husband's name. Amid the
but an emerging looking up and the airline and alive bay margie once the operations gods decided that it was time to give the old contents the boot we called the locksmith to come and draw the boxes. Each boxes then open in the presence of tubing employs and inventoried. Yet we go through your shit and write it down in great detail down to the goods. A small sampling of things I have found in safe deposit box truly have shall be ready for number one: baby: teeth, dog teeth, gold, teeth, identifiable, teeth, question mark, that's a question mark them: give a finger in formaldehyde, maybe maybe a question mark human hair, nice, jewellery, costume drily, tangled nodded masses of jewellery, watches eyeglasses a minor call a whole by itself, every once a year. Mr peanut comes in
because that by papers papers everywhere, trash bars of gold bars of silver, a bar of soap, lots of wines valuable and not a gun, bullet knives, a box of nails, and they don't specified that, like like hammer nails or like fingernails amendment. I think even I hope it's fingernails pictures naked pictures really gross pictures. and many many many dollars, people like to come to the bank and make a withdrawal of men immediately put it into their deposit box. Don't it's not ensured? It's not fireproof and it's not waterproof o, contrary to popular opinion. There is never a dull moment and banking. It's also provided me with a lot of giggles and gasps over the years, the time a client took out his glass eye and put it on my desk or another ass for small bill, so she could roll around and the money thinking
bankers often get about rapid. There are some great ones out there who are truly invested in changing their clients, lives for better. My advice get tee to a local community back. yeah, high yield savings also stay sexy and sanitize sanitize sanitize after you've rifled through a client, safe deposit box. You don't know where any of their crap has been back so anonymous. Oh anonymous, wedding gift. That was good because it's like some of the things on that list. You know we're going to be on the list, so you kind of felt comforted and yeah in the reality of the list yeah but like. I want to talk about pictures people put in safe deposit. Oh I did you know my surgery is to work in a one hour like an ice bulwark that are one hour photoshop italy with her. She would bring about a zone for sure of just like fucked up chechnya,
number when it was over. She never had to call the police or anything like that, but right ass, any of you. If you had those experiences, please I mean here that, and also that was back when people were so innocent that they didn't understand that, like truly your your whatever thing you're doing here, that no one would care if it was leaked. And normal re, but like, if you're doing some weird their eyes on yeah and lake, and eleven people have to do something,
and then they're scarred for life too. But then, maybe if they took down the local pedophile you dunno, I mean that would be cool and kind of a victory. I'm trying to find. I took a picture of a tweet someone sent about this very topic and I was trying to do it here. Can I read this yeah, so I took a picture of this tweet it's from a while ago, and I was thinking will folder back in if this ever gets mentioned again. Here we are, oh, my god, it's from someone. Their screen name is running din at din running and they're, telling us listening to episode three thirty one f Y, I one safe deposit box. I just don't get paid for or abandoned, they are giving to the government. The bank doesn't keep it and we hate doing the audits, at least my branch. So it's like. Oh it's back up on that same thing of oh gross. That sounds fun, but alright. I guess what do I know? Well, it's not everyone's like us, but everyone. Listening to this,
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the day was to the dry, cleaner moms. I do miss the arab just getting driven around the outer mom does for business fish and you have to go there's. No, I don't wanna go in northern stratum shut. I know you got it. You have nothing else to do you don't get a vote. You diary you're a in your you just get in the car you suck up that second hand smoke and enjoy yourself. My brother satin our while my mom ran in all of a sudden, a man runs into the store, and a minute later, my mom runs out with him. My brother hilariously, assumed my feisty italian mom was about to fight this guy. Oh my god, I've. Instead, she heads up to the roof where one of the electricians who was working late unconscious and not breathing, he had slipped and grabbed onto a live wire, electrocuted himself. The work
is knocked the wire from his hand, with a two by four lay them on a plank of wood and my mom, who had been retired from nursing for at least a decade immediately got to work, providing cpr the paramedics finally arrived, and he was rushed to the hospital barely hanging on to life. In the end, the man survived because of my mom's, quick thinking and immediate willingness to help a person in need for years. His just going to get me For years his wife would send cards to update us on how he was doing that they had a child, etc. The mom it's rachel, rachel's mom, is the reason that child exists totally and the other workers there too. Yes, yes, the other workers, the fast thinking of strangers, save this personally fire. I was going to say who ever left the latter on the side of the building, and I bet that was there when the workers at a shoutout. All every day here,
as I promised there still out there as a stage m rachel, rachel, good job, your might its lad s. Mommy am I right. This one is called chicago baby kidnapped from hospital and later found Howdy cowgirls girls and boys and loyal companions with the I If you want everything you do to keep my commute to the chicago airport from wisconsin, fun and interesting. I came across this story from the chicago area and I thought you might find it a shocking and strange and earth shattering, as I did I'll, try to keep it as short as possible. Thank you. Dora and chester from zach welcome to baby named Paul initial
praga hospital in the spring of nineteen sixty four while dora was nursing. Her new baby and nurse came in and informed new mom dora that the nurse needed to take the baby to the nursery for some wellness checks. She took door as newborn and vanished forever. Oh after another nurse came in some time later. Looking for dora's new baby, it became clear that the nurse who had been in earlier it was a fraud a few years later, a toddler is found abandon outside of a shopping center and since, at the time there was no way to verify anyone's identity through dna, they relied on physical similarities between the toddler and the single photo ever taken of baby. Paul Paul's mother is quoted as saying that my baby and the total are found
was home safe at last. Well, archives. It turns out nearly fifty years later, the toddler baby, who grew up believing he was of france. Our heritage was actually not baby Paul, his name was actually jack, rose and thought and its believed his parents abandon him outside that shit. Things samara, but then he got like found and probably raised so beautifully cause. They were so grateful to have their baby back. Even when exactly eighty, it's almost like us, the best possible outcome in this horrible story, the real baby Paul. located through dna submitted by his daughter into a genealogy side. His name was kevin and found living in a small michigan town, its believed he was reunited with dora, but unfortunately could not speak to chester the father as he had already passed cod more sadly kevin the baby passed away and twenty twenty from cancer has a bit obituary
this I think birthday and not his real one, which I find to be chilling conclusion to a heartbreaking story. Not much is known about the true story of what happened the debt that day, except that rumor has it. The woman who raise Kevin was dating a d or in chicago, and had me briefly the louisiana and came back with the baby for the sake of time, I'll leave it at that, but wow what a nightmare for ireland. Up and sends me really at the thought of how fucked up some people truly are. Anyway, that's my story from the always pleasant and never scary city of Chicago. I think of you both like my big sisters and I'm comforted listening here, podcast, even though you're always telling stories that show me to the bone. These strangers paradox stays actually in question. Anyone tries to take your baby even in a hospital Alex is just like in the airports in the sixties, where you walk in little cash, throw it down didn't need. I dont think you needed.
In the beginning you just kind of it was they were trying to make it as convenient as possible re, and it's that thing where, like people assume, no one would ever do that cause. They wouldn't do it though nothing's set up for it yeah and there's not a there's, not as much critical thinking, because those things actually didn't happen.
it wasn't like it was on everyone's radar. The way it is now right, we're like we're so aware of all these bad things happening. I, and that idea of like that there is this. It's it's almost like the more people talk about mental illness and the different kinds of ways. It strikes different kinds of people knowing that there are women yeah, I'm obsessed with being mothers and can't be, or whatever like that, that that is a thing that is common. It's like that's clearly she that woman, who did that was mentally ill. You can't like what else she had a nurse's outfit on yeah. I mean she wasn't like not responsible for herself, but she had an obsession and rang a lack of morals. It's crazy hi, I'm lindsey. Graham the host of wonders, show american scandal. We bring to life some of the
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It's from my time in the industry. I worked for years as a shop manager and girl. The things we see. Some of my favorites include an older man getting a realistic portrait of his wife's vagina on a neck vagina. Did you say neck, oh my god less thick which we brought a photo like an app close photo which means that one and a one hour like a guide, still lies with your wife's busy man. Could you perhaps just a little bit
I'm an artist to artist like bifocals on looking over them. All we got is a monocle that monocle and then they went and put it right back in the bank depository, that's right. What, if the face, he had a monocle on its there's, a very classy, very classy yeah. The second thing in this list is a woman getting a butterfly tattooed on her vagina and then attempting to jump the bill and then in for emphases. It says sorry, these are all vagina themes so far. That was definitely not on purpose yeah and here's. The last thing in this list can the
and to follow up in the recent story you read, the writer mentions what I imagined was a very similar situation. A couple comes in hanging all over each other. Looking for a walk in appointment, the man wants to get the woman's name in script across his entire throat jesus these throat tattoos, not quick, not cheap, not fun, to sit through. We help him pick out a style set him up with an artist who is free and make him sign a waiver for hand, foot or neck tattoos and there's no guarantees of her doing the extremities or your throat. Apparently, the woman says she's paying for it as a gift for him and it's traditional to take the payment after the service on something I like that, since time is a factor, so they head back and so funny. I would think tattoos you want to get paid up front. I don't know what it's like getting your nails done, it's like before, before you're, shaking meeting and in pain? He should pay, although I think what they're saying, as they can't tell
how long it will take charge involved thing at it like say your say, you're doing a realistic, wife's vagina hours hours. That's the clock is ticking okay, so the whole time they're talking about how in love they are and carrying on, I mean, while the guy isn't whimpering and looking really unhappy so he's in full pain, getting a thrill to. Finally, now, at the end of the day, the wrapping up and wiping down the artist has him stand up to check it out in the mirror, and she follows him back. He looks at it and she drops the apparent act and says in front of everyone. I may add: oh no, mother fucker, I've known you ve, been shooting for ages, have fun paying for this. Your goddamn self, finding a ride home and living with my name on your stupid. Throw ha Lee share
the dead and ass. She did it and she walks out everyone stared one artist laughed out loud. I need their name and uneasy money that artists, because that's absolutely what I would have demonstrated it was rough. The guy ended up having to get cash out of the atm pay for this very, not cheap, new tattoo that he was already im pretty regretful about and calling a friend to pick him, oh god it could have cost five hundred, but yeah I mean, depending on how long someone's name across your throat is yeah the money part I feel like. I wish it was, and I wish it wasn't event. I wish she was just like now. You got my name on my throat bitch and fuckin laughed. You know what I mean like the money, yeah whatever, but I will say at least she at least he didn't get a realistic portrait of her vagina
and his neck name's a little better or angry angry cheated on her vagina. This episode calling afraid yeah for real calling a friend to pick him up. It was just poetry, I don't think I'll ever not laugh when I think of it. That lady deserves an acting award. So lately I don't think, there's a real lesson to be learned here, except don't get a name tattooed or maybe don't be a cheating asshole, but I thought you might get a laugh out of it either way. Thank you for doing what you do. Sending my love say: sexy and tip your tattoo, your own kelsey, perfect, perfect, just amazed just what we wanted. Thank you. Thank you. Kelsey kelsey, good job. You just delivered a plus content and I thank you for it truly. My last one is called okay, fine, I'll write in I think we ve been bugging her younger years. Ok is starts dear literally, everyone, you wanted a story,
grandma. So here you go. I don't know why I'm reading this so aggressively so far about it. Just like my mother, who is a born and raised southern baptist, always made her weird request when she was alive, she must be buried with shoes on she wanted to meet Jesus wearing shoes, and then it says in parentheses, I think maybe a politeness or something, but she was very adamant about it. She must be wearing she's. Well, my ground. A few years ago in a diabetic, coma that because of that her feet were extremely swollen. So, as my mom, and- and I were giving her things together for the funeral home. We were very concerned about the shoes, the only thing that we can find that would actually fit her feet or her pink slippers, not bunny, just regular, a good enough fast.
And her funeral my mom, my aunt and I were all looking at her in her casket and my mom said at least she's wearing shoes. We then all collectively remembered we did forget something I'll caps, her underwear, so my grandmother, a southern baptist she wanted to be buried in is to meet Jesus was not and is still not wearing any underwear. We asked the funeral director if they had somehow corrected our mistake, which they didn't as she had come from the hospital wearing a hospital gown. I like to think my grandmother was laughing at us, but she probably isn't stay sexy and don't go to your funeral commando sab. She her. Oh, she will here's the thing. Jesus loves, We're just the same person that she's the meeting, maybe a little more though isn't yeah right a in his perfect love and he's not wearing.
Use or underwear. Oh, that no judgments he's not judgmental yeah, at least the one. I know I hope not that's it re. Oh yes, sorrowed already started. I am so paranoid, but arranging my next man, but as I have the ends, heart to mixed in with the part, once there is a liar yeah. If you want another extra bonus, one go to the fan called at might ever murdered. Jock hot Jesus attract, yes joined the fan colleague we both red one extra story a week and I think they're all still up their say. You'll get actually is shit on more stories and thank you. You know we were on vacation, but clearly you guys did not take a vacation. Yes, these stories are excellent and beautiful, and we of them all. So thank you. Thank you day sexy and don't get murdered. Goodbye Elvis do want a cookie
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