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this is exactly right began hello welcome to my favorite learner the minnesota borri region should see you do you like it will i get so last week we did all of our people that were hiding secret life and which was superfund and we got so many that we will doubling continued to do them but at one point we cleared off into a basically an interesting anonymous donors people litter were doing positive things with their secret line is however not everyone starting a multiple families never some good parts and my
four friend jason lopez who stephen you know him too for her who listens to every single episode and always the day after anything of course comes out he'll let me know what his observations are on on the episode and so after that last many sewed he wrote to me ethos the music programme for kids here in portland is non profit that provides group lessons music camps etc and after prince died they found out that he was one of their anonymous donor isn't that amazing and then he said is not random just a little music school here employer portland i said that's because that means he was doing it everywhere i bet you everywhere prince went because princes like a kid in minnesota yet like here
he knows what it's like to be its super talent that's out in the middle of nowhere just kind of waiting for your chance here so you know that he just sprinkled his shit around anonymously i'd love that's that's beautiful prayer in france let's i'll take a moment to thank prints ok you want me to go first short the headline of this is the subject like my
ex fancy turned to blow up her house and that is how she met my dad south african home town of the brand new we have never had one for south hook up we have dearest karen georgia stephen an animal compound raise your mind it and when my mom was in our twenty she started dating a guy and eventually got engaged and moving together my grandparents always a bit sceptical of the dude and thought it was creep that they went along with it out of respect for my mom as an avid jim bunny emmy eighty my mom more spandex body suits and tied to her work out accompanied with hairspray brush of curly hair yanza maize and whether we should stop there and i'd be great yeah when she arrived home one day after a gym session heard then fiance started beating or were quote dressing like a slut to the gym and accused her see seeking other men's attention and parentheses it says toxic masculinity rounds the party who again
my mom state sexy and knocked out of their broke off their engagement and drove her little volkswagen beetle back to my grandparents house where she endured many i told you so from my ground that night ever everyone had gone to bed my mom awoke to a massive crash and smelt smoke she son orange flickr through her window and saw smoke coming out of the area where the car was parked under my grandad's old car park outside my grandparents my mom and my aunt rushed outside and found my mom's ex fancy speech as feeding off down the street he had turned homemade bomb into the car park and blown up half of my grandparents house holy shit luckily everyone was safe including my mom's cocker spaniel jason cheese and the cockers ban employers do you also
before i just started when funding are either through the police o were alerted and they arrested the acts they requested that my mom get a report from a medical professional with regards to her physical injuries so that they could include that in her indictment against the axe sate would have it my dad was the doktor on call that day and that's how he met my mom the rest is history they been happily married for twenty seven years have two kids ten dogs and three cats i love it i really hope you enjoy the story as much as i always do keep keep up the amazing podcast it so great to find a community of true crime lovers in your podcast feels like home hope to catch you live someday sd gm kelly kelly that's the bass i was great for summer i read that headline i route
red pre ready email and i didn't really it's like i didn't notice the part with the doktor until i just read it this time yeah i love it i just want to know if there were a first meeting i like you well you know she wore that same work out i was wondering if show that our second spanned ourselves you shall i was up on this occasion leg and then surely go the jam zero pull on those leg lay armors knee on green our aim this one's got my grandmother who was kidnapped and then in diseases as she's ok high if a woman pets and stephen my grandmother used to work and i as a nurse as aid in an insane asylum in connecticut in the sixties fairfield hills was a psychiatric hospital in newton connecticut newtown connecticut that
and in the thirties and closed in the nineties the massive campus still stands vacant and of course our stories of hauntings because i mean it's an empty former insane asylum for christ's sake when my nana work there each employed and essential belinda clock in every morning and then report to the building they worked in this is a sprawling campus with dozens of buildings and it was the middle of winter so my grandmother ran into the main building leaving her car unlocked checked in and ran back to a car to drive to resign building after she turned on the car she was suddenly shock when a man popped out from from the back seat raft her now with a piece of rope and said derive no she did issues instructed he gave random orders to turn left right simile not having a destination in mind but he ended up having her drove up twenty minutes to north waterbury connecticut where he jumped out of the car and bolted
clearly because she had checked into work but didn't show up minutes later to assign building the staff immediately me something is wrong of handling this man was one of the patients who had escaped his room and was looking to get as far away from fairfield hills as possible my name just in the wrong place at the wrong time listen to this i don't think i hear any they never did find the guy bowl as far as i know but the rope he used to hold my grandmother was wrought was a raw ragged thing in war down the skin around her neck to the point where later on and m t told her that it had worn of even a tiny bit further it would for sure have cut her carotid artery well girl
corrado carotid artery hoods unloaded corroded or garonne exactly lane and as one who ass bad ass women i know whose favorite phrases i don't get mad i get even she turned a ninety juniors all this year and i and would still manage to stay sexy and not get murdered in any situation she was in finally even though the stories about someone breaking out i'm insane asylum i dont want to diminish mental health issues in any way so i just want to thank you both for normalizing and being so front with your mental health fairfield hills hills was a place where people like you or me would be locked and up and forgotten that right and i'm glad that it's closed and were slowly moving towards a point where people can seek help without the threat of stigma and that's definitely thanks to women like you as i see gm loran assets a scary back and terrifying nana did that kenya don't happen at night
doesn't sound well she got the mean cheek i got to work in my mind it is the day i mean but i was just immediately cause you know there's that it we think that there is the urban method was going around for a little while warning people at the mall like to check because there is a story of the other gets in the car and those guy the backseat aware that that idea like my car i can see and the air and even when i get into my carl still look back make sure once in a while it's really dark do a little check each area just in case yeah are you gonna have a
so subject line whose toenails are these love it i care and care i care in georgia karen associates yeah that's how i do really really like that more than i should have almost fifty fire me to set the scene before i tried to explain a thing i found in my basement wall i live in a big victorian house that has been transformed into a color housing for university college students we have eight housemaids plus we usually have a couple of couch surfers crashing and our living room so much fun and say what a mess up let's get me get up in the morning and you make some coffee in view may or may not smoke a joint than you sir plank cards there's like four people use how you could mean a regional engaging want someone always wants to hang out yes alla time you should turn a commune i really should or i inert i should use be a super creep and like open my house of the borders to send gentle leyla pick don't get paid
ok i don't like your here you have to play una with me it's not about me and since the go up has been operating since the fifties a lot of people have drifted in and out of our house the basement is an amalgamation of all the strange shit that's been brought into our house by generations a weird hippies it's also expansive basement with a lot of unfinished walls twisting into dark little rooms and always going nowhere in particular it gives me the creeps and i hate going down there recently when i was looking from one of a when i was looking in one of those weird little store drums for a bike pump i saw something highly fucked up it was a glass jam jar sealed cork and sat down on a beam in an open wall and it was filled to the top with human alone ale clipping now but no no no no no no no
see you in your mind all aglow yellow crescent summit the hard yellow crescents i'd ass many current and past has made they know anything about being toenail jar pass housemate has seen it before it actually told me about the jar last year but and i hadn't believed them in any case no one has any idea who put it in our basement how long it's been there why it was put their or whose toenails or in that jar i wish i could say i threw it out but i was right to touch it and so as everyone else who has ever looked at it as as dijon emily that's i see where that i really want to go through that basement o with like a big old florescent like fluorescent beams weaken or the boxes i lived in a house like that for a little while ago and echo park where like a
someone told me that the brine jonestown massacre the ban uses it like that was their house had actually been two parties there when i was younger and eight so that the basement was filled with like second people shed who had like jam and get the vagina there are ever read just i've been taken they was sick find elixir of bullshit they leather emma monster i love communal living not the life for me get mouth watering sees all recipes and pre measured ingredients delivered right to your door with hello fresh america's number one meal kid they make looking at home son easy and afforded
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cleaning out my grandparents house where they had lived for sixty shoe years now they didn't pass they didn't pass just had a lot of shit that needed to go and came across some interesting things in the process my grandmother who who we call back she has always i felt like bad shit it as a phd see hiv batching that she has always been known for the insane amount of photos she takes a naturally a lot about i found was pictures lots of family from growing apps i'm on her sister when they were kids etc as i was working in the living room a cleaning all the wine glasses on display with back she she was telling me about the good old days and how all her quote intimate friends would come over and they would have a great time but quote of course
when the children were around i was taken back by that statement black chocolate up to eighty four year old woman with dementia talking about thrown crazy parties with her friends getting drunk playing cards listening to elvis records and all of those things and sows elvis the next few days i found some interesting birthday cards from my nanny and grandpa meatball my cousins grandparents is this is this a cartoon character riding into issues love that i like the main though that in the hall closet which i again was like they have very unthinkable a very uncomfortable sense of humor but shouted at to nothing other than that and
the next paragraph says case so i was wrong it certainly wasn't nothing by moved on to clean their bedroom at this point my backing and pop out we're staying at my mom's house i could be slightly more productive and found a box of pictures under the bed not being at all surprised by this because they were quite literally boxes of pictures everywhere i opened the box to look at the photos and possibly have a few laughs about my mom's old boyfriends or our all caps nope
not pictures of my mom's old boyfriends or photos of s growing up instead i found photos at my graham wet from my grandparents all caps swinger party oh no known david is pointing at that you have phone i'm looking at right now she said oh she took them and sent them to i love her lover her lover able or they knew young where they are their middle aged people but it's in the sixties or seventy ermines seventy authorities but look they're all in one bed like like charlie buckets grandparents it's in a bed under sheet together smiling like level they are having so much fun crouches touching his payments in that vote but you can't tell the end laughing ass off to make out there are still like all granted like in one bed together losing or losing our whole there was a lot of them you guys oh my god naked and highly dubious can we post i don't ninety gravel these ngos we don't know shaking ass even goes through and puts lack bars across everybody's eyes look at this one the things like their positions but their cracking there there
just being kind of funny dirty drunk the kind of what it seems like but also in a room that it that's paneled in wood parallel wallpaper and then would piling on the bottom half its seven dyslexic nineteen eighty to me so brown they look like they look like nineteen eighties forties ignominy like therein therefore these yeah available to us it also looks like people who probably drank a ton and were board and they were like well you look you all have a mustache or a beer right we might as well just fuck like chunks in fact each other high school i liked you should already seen zack letty use i want to see your hat honeys decker at every s exactly let me venuses keep no dumb for that i want to keep looking an ogre migrant none of its my grandparents six swing so those are her grandparents swinger parties on a few sex toys from way back in the day when my mom and aunts were growing up and then i was mortified by immediately took pictures of the photos and sent them to my cousin the thoughts i could be justice scarred as i was at that i would do and how to take a break from cleaning the house for a little while the eye by side in peace all these things together i realized what i had just stumbled upon these are all old people that i knew all people i had dinner with and play cards with tat i was young my nanny and grandpa meatball we're both featured in this as a few other close friends of my graham bearing a needless to say i can never really look at my grandparents same way ever again of shit the grim badge is still while she was theirs cleaner house i've known bachelor slackened kick in it and i took my cousins down with me there's still a lot of that house that needs get cleaned up but quite frankly i am horrified to do so yet so yeah that's the story of how i learn my grandparents were swingers stay sexy and don't look under your grandparents bed doubt delaney ok
ellen delity dillon like melanie about whether the ok i'm just saying i blew up her grandparents her grandparents spot so hard like cause not that many people call their grandmother batch e totally cellular there's gonna be people and that whom downloader like excuse me oh ah ha that's really in saying that this is just like it's this they're having so much fun i sexes natural and sexes fun i ruined as it were but everyone's grandparents something do it and take pictures of it all my also looks like they're doing it just to be like yeah just take a picture or being dirty on purpose could be and what a gorgeous expression of human love how is fun and then just the phone like the fact that there are photos just made it i mean i was i'm shocked
do you want here this last one obsolete lay society mom or covert criminal light hearted who can hello i'm a feminist oh no emma feminists emma feminists nice one take it that you know it that is no doubt in over one my daughter turned me onto your show and now i never miss napa said them
bruno community in denver was a great support system for her when she moved across the country so this sab thanks you all accused even from the bottom of my heart for creating such a wonderful movements of awesome people that's great i have a family story that i've never told anyone until now my mom is always appeared from the outside is very cultured and sophisticated woman now in her eighty she still runs volunteer organisations and goes to the theater and other fancy then but people who know her history no that europe dirt poor in chicago it has always been a scrappy bad when i was in high school i bought my first real car as adults and be two turned a little bigger that cost like two hundred fifty dollars ever owning it a few months i took it to a mechanic who said that the whole underside of the car was rusted out and it was amazing and it was still holding together a couple of days after that diagnosis i woke up early one morning to find my mom
trudging into the house out of breath with her clothes all dirty she told me to get dressed and then she drove me to the local mall where she told me to call the police and tell them my car was stolen i did and made a police report and a couple of days later the cops found the cart deep in the woods about a quarter mile away from our bureau virginia house banged up and erech apparently the victim of kids taking it out for joy ride only after the car was founded my mom tell me the real story she had taken my car out found some secluded dirt road and tried repeatedly to crash it into a tree in an attempt to total it but she was too scared to really commit to it this way before airbags so after three or four good bangs she thought she done a good job and abandon the car the thought of my society mom careening through the woods trying mostly unsuccessfully to wreck my car made me laugh out loud but she was very serious about it and mainly swear that i wouldn't tell anyone altogether we not my dad since it would technically be fraud or some shit we gotta get in trouble even though it happened forty years ago i've never told anyone that story until now and now that it's out i'm looking forward to revealing to my kids their sweet old grandma's really a bad as car smashing insurance fraud perpetrated say sexy and don't be fooled by sweet old grandma's love david that
i believe that is like a target that's like an old school version of a helicopter mom or she's like you got after i may take care of it he at your mouth thou worry about it i got this oh my god so funny please send us your emails my favorite murder gmail we enjoy them so much less keep sending us he's fucking whole areas wonderful stories and also please stay sex and don't get murdered elements you wanna cookie nice one
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